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And in short, I was afraid.
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1 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 10:02 PM (e9G8E)

2 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 10:03 PM (9rIkM)

3 Hola

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:03 PM (UI5zK)

4 Breaking news: Shit, meet fan...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
998334782621802503.html

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:04 PM (W+kMI)

5 All aboard! For the Night Train!

Posted by: James Brown, Soul Brother #1 at May 20, 2018 10:04 PM (zCyNd)

6 Well damn. First time I broke the Top 5 barrier.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (W+kMI)

7 Yay ONT

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (84F5k)

8 hello ONT

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)

9 Love the Overconfidence poster.
Never seen a cat that dumb.

Posted by: Winston at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (wgCUV)

10 Dude... really?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)

11 Slap! Dude! Wha happened?

Black flagged?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

12 Hellooooooo, Horde!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (X+6iw)

13 Ace's timebender strikes again!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9rIkM)

14 I cannot wait for next week. I have a feeling that PDT has declared war on the entire Uniparty. Adam Baldwin on Twitter just posted the question of whether Brennan could be a flight risk.

Posted by: Jmel at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (OeWgo)

15 Love the Overconfidence poster.
Never seen a cat that dumb.
Posted by: Winston at May




you sure it is the cat that is overconfident?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (MTjB1)

16 Had that happen once, where I was second and then after refreshing Slap had been disappeared and I had a first.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (UI5zK)

17
Meet the Beatles & Residents

https://tinyurl.com/ybmsumzx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2018 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

18 Years ago, I saw an big ole farm cat hunting and it had a bead on a chipmunk. What neither of us saw was a Hawk also had a bead on that chipmunk. I didn't see the confrontation but I sure heard it. Saw the cat come running, the hawk fly away, and that was 1 lucky chipmunk.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 10:07 PM (pY+s4)

19 Had that happen once, where I was second and then after refreshing Slap had been disappeared and I had a first.
Posted by: Ruthless at May




there was a time not too long ago where management was discouraging the race to post first, second, whatever.

not sure why anyone cares either way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

20 That's not a really big baldy but he could mess up that cat.

Posted by: Winston at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (wgCUV)

21 You don't want to taunt happy, fun ball....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

22 Joined Gab today at the AoS group.

Looks interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (9rIkM)

23 In Trump Reeducation Camp, the soyboys will be fed prime steak, the old school McDonalds fries in pig fat, and lattes with real milk.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

24 Don't know Tonypete. I try not to piss people off, but whatever. If that's the worst thing that happens to me today?

...I'm truly blessed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

25 11 - Tonypete

Wha happened? See the link in post #4 for further details.

Rush is gonna be epic tomorrow.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

26 how tight do you think assholes are in D.C. tonight in anticipation for tomorrow MOAB by PDT ?

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (y3aQB)

27 "No, Markets Will Not 'Starve Humanity' by 2050"

Well not with that attitude they won't.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

28 Happy-ish Sunday evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (AoK0a)

29 Nice ONT, Thanks Charlie!

Love the Overconfidence picture. I may have to steal that.

Soooooo looking forward to tomorrow, even if it is Monday. Trump is going to send Obama to the Barrel.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (cAj82)

30 We're about a third to half unpacked. Cold, rainy day without Pookette (she's at Grandma's), so a good unpacking day.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM (XKZwp)

31 I'm betting on the cat. Cats easily kill birds, right? That's just a bird, right?/

Ever seen the video of Mongolians using eagles to hunt wolves. Goldens, not bald eagles. The poor wolves don't have a chance. That eagle doesn't look ready to take any shit from that fancy white supremacist pussy.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM (UI5zK)

32 What's a weekend?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM (lKs2v)

33 I don't what I've done to earn a promotion...
It has been a while since I've hit the tip jar, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)

34 The student "body" at the 1776 high school is 22.4% "Asian"- a rather catchall term.

Nevertheless, I am willing to bet my remaining stock of Trans-Siberian Railway Bonds that 0.0% of the complaints came from them.

Posted by: Miklos, remarkabley unoffended at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM (zCyNd)

35 well, the eagle is not in his best position on the ground. where he in the air he would be a lot better off. should the cat knock him over he could be in a serious predicament.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)

36 Slap!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

37 Cats did not become apex predators by being timid. A hunting cat, of any size, is a terrifying sight.

Mountain lion in Washington took down two mountain bikers over the weekend. One survived.

Fascinating book: The Lion in the Living Room."

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (X+6iw)

38 Ladyl!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)

39 All aboard! For the Night Train!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyf8oRF6Trg

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (y3aQB)

40 Adam Baldwin on Twitter just posted the question of whether Brennan could be a flight risk.

That would give me a schadenboner the size of the monolith in 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (rnAwa)

41 'm betting on the cat. Cats easily kill birds, right? That's just a bird, right?/

Ever seen the video of Mongolians using eagles to hunt wolves. Goldens, not bald eagles. The poor wolves don't have a chance. That eagle doesn't look ready to take any shit from that fancy white supremacist pussy.
Posted by: Ruthless at May




wouldn't normally expect the eagle to let that scenario occur. maybe he is injured.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:11 PM (MTjB1)

42 Slap!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

And they say chicks don't like the Three Stooges!

Posted by: Why I oughtta at May 20, 2018 10:11 PM (zCyNd)

43 Brennan, Strzok, and others talked themselves into enough of a lather repeating left-wing propaganda that they decided it was worth abusing their power as government employees.

Somewhat like every group of jackasses does, from corrupt county sheriffs to CEOs that dump toxic waste in remote communities to slavers to dictators.

People are so good at imagining that we can imagine an excuse for *anything*.

Personally I think Brennan is too smug to be a flight risk, but I've never met the man.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (FDnQi)

44 Malthusians hate the human race a hell of a lot more than they hate being wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (rnAwa)

45 There are no stray cats in Juneau, AK. Lots of eagles, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (Dp6qK)

46 Lovely. AC not acting quite right. Hope management is better with this than with the smoke detector incident.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (lLeln)

47 My five-day "weekend" is just starting. I work Sat. and Sun and have the whole week off. Yeah, jealousy doesn't look good on you. At my age it's a wonder I'm even here, much less working at all.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (UI5zK)

48 All due respect to cats, what can be ruthless:

Eagle will fuck you up, bigly.


birds are scary as shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (Mkuv2)

49 I'm thinking the eagle/kitteh pic is a photoshop.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+Lp)

50 Slap!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

And they say chicks don't like the Three Stooges!
Posted by: Why I oughtta at May 20, 2018 10:11 PM (zCyNd)


Lol

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

51
How & Dee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

52 26 - NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN

Trump just broke the laws of physics with all the poo stuffed into that MOAB.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:13 PM (W+kMI)

53 Y5, you missed my sarc slash?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:13 PM (UI5zK)

54 top 100?

grill about ready for tonight's NY Strip steak*....

* a certain COB would call it a roast.

they would be wrong.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 10:14 PM (QDw86)

55 Ever seen the video of Mongolians using eagles to
hunt wolves. Goldens, not bald eagles. The poor wolves don't have a
chance. That eagle doesn't look ready to take any shit from that fancy
white supremacist pussy.


Posted by: Ruthless

---As a teenager I ran a trapline and once caught an owl in a leg hold trap.

Somehow, I released it without it tearing me to ittsy-bitsy pieces but a damn fine hunting coat was sacrificed to Artemis. If a mere owl is that powerful, fast and strong, I don't want anything to do with an eagle.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM)

56 speaking of tight sphincters named john Ollie ackabar brennan. the spook spoke today,got whacked in the groin by the golden kracken:
mitch and pauli you better fix this trump fellow or you will be sorry. you listening Mitchell??
hmmm I wonder if jonnie the spook has some 8mm film of chi com cuck mitch?? a twofer.

Posted by: dynamo red at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (WX+x0)

57
What's a weekend?
Posted by: buzzion


When it hurts to sit down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (IqV8l)

58 Good evening, morons.

should the cat knock him over he could be in a serious predicament.

With a six-foot wingspan? No. That cat is meaty meat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (zuaBT)

59 redc1c4, Yum! I like mine rare plus--just run it through a hot fire, then knock the hooves off. I'll be there soon!

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (X+6iw)

60 If you aim for the King, you better not miss.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (cAj82)

61 I think that Overconfidence poster is a photoshop. The eagle looks too small, or the cat too big.
Also cats are a lot of things, and stupid ain't one of them....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2018 10:16 PM (mc8++)

62 When did it get to be past 10pm? No more whip-its and Operation Ivy for me, time to get ready for bed.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)

63 Apex predator vs apex predator certainly happens, but it's generally a waste of time, and risky for both.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:16 PM (FDnQi)

64 LadyTheo
I know the area where that attack happened very well. Lonely and not much visited.
The cat appears to have been extremely malnourished as at 3-4 years old and 100 pounds it was about half the weight it should've been. The did locate and shoot the cat. A necropsy may add information. I've encountered several cougars in the Cascades and E WA and never had a problem.

Posted by: Winston at May 20, 2018 10:16 PM (wgCUV)

65 Among the awards to be bestowed at the next White House Morons Dinner:

-most inaccurate guess as to number of comment

(these will have to be ordered from China, in bulk quantities)

Posted by: Miklos from Price, Waterhouse at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (zCyNd)

66 And here I thought global warming was going to starve us all.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (zuaBT)

67 I guess Brennan forgot about this quote from Cicero...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
998347705230548993.html

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

68 That Sky Carp would prefer the cat was roadkill, but this will do in a pinch.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Kn6Gb)

69 First time I bought a record it was a 45 of "I Want to Hold Your Hand". The B side was "When I Saw Her Standing There". Same day I bought Herman's Hermit's "Henry The VIII" backed by "Dandy".

49 cents each as I recall. It was a big $$$ purchase for an eight year old.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (RfzVr)

70 Y5, you missed my sarc slash?
Posted by: Ruthless at May




lots of times the sarc slashes get skipped over as stray internets lingo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

71 Out here in Mountain Time it's still daylight. Go West young man! You get two or three more hours in every day. Yes it's true.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:18 PM (UI5zK)

72 It's supposed to rain the rest of the week, so no grilling out at Casa H.
I've already got cube steak thawing in the fridge, gonna make country fried steak with white gravy and creamed potatoes tomorrow night.
Yum-a-licious.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 10:18 PM (cAj82)

73 speaking of tight sphincters named john Ollie ackabar brennan. the spook spoke today,got whacked in the groin by the golden kracken:
mitch and pauli you better fix this trump fellow or you will be sorry. you listening Mitchell??
hmmm I wonder if jonnie the spook has some 8mm film of chi com cuck mitch?? a twofer.
Posted by: dynamo red at May 20, 2018 10:15 PM (WX+x0)


I understand that the popcorn markets in Asia are going bananas right now. (Or is it apples?)

The popcorn market open in the US tomorrow morning is going to be up, up, up!

Posted by: filbert at May 20, 2018 10:18 PM (953wK)

74 And here I thought global warming was going to starve us all.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (zuaBT)


Also known as Global Greening.

Oops.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (FDnQi)

75 Tonypete, there is an animal YouTube about owls-fascinating. I think one type of owl has the strongest talon-grip strength of any bird, IIRC.

Owls have been known to attack runners and knock them over during nesting season.

My oldest was scared of owls when he was little. My mom tried to reassure him by saying, "An owl's just a big old bird."

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (X+6iw)

76 pretty sure most of you have heard of "Nextdoor" social media platform.

i used the term "ghetto bird" for the LAPD chopper.

showflake had meltdown.

i told her to #FOAD, nicely, so i don't get banned.

she tried to virtue signal that her credentials were MOAR than mine: my reply "LOL"

nothing since.

used it again late last night, since it was back. someone said i needed to be careful, as he used it, got screeched at, and wound up deleting his poast.

i told him IDGAF, that someone had whined previously, and that no fucks were given by me then either. (politely, again)

the private messages telling me how brave i am are amusing, if only because the rest of the public is so cowed by the bitches.

this way to freedom folks!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (QDw86)

77 I love the smell of pussy in the morning. It smells like... Victory.

Posted by: Eagle at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (ux+Lp)

78 Not only would the cat have ran at the sight of that eagle, they BOTH hung around while some fat slob took their picture? Both animals would have scrammed the minute that guy started fumbling with his camera.
Total fake,

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (mc8++)

79 That Sky Carp would prefer the cat was roadkill, but this will do in a pinch.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Kn6Gb)

Flying Sky Carp with Lasers.

That would solve the illegal Hungarian immigration problem, at least.

Posted by: Miklos, totes legal, amigo at May 20, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)

80 I love the smell of pussy in the morning. It smells like... Victory.

Posted by: Eagle at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (ux+Lp)

Grab it. I would.

Posted by: PDJT at May 20, 2018 10:21 PM (zCyNd)

81 I just saw that Bernard Lewis died.....

He will be missed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2018 10:21 PM (wYseH)

82 http://bit.ly/2LikqB1
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a Blast from the past by Sean Davis

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:21 PM (y3aQB)

83 pretty sure most of you have heard of "Nextdoor" social media platform.

i used the term "ghetto bird" for the LAPD chopper.

showflake had meltdown.

i told her to #FOAD, nicely, so i don't get banned.

she tried to virtue signal that her credentials were MOAR than mine: my reply "LOL"

nothing since.

used it again late last night, since it was back. someone said i needed to be careful, as he used it, got screeched at, and wound up deleting his poast.

i told him IDGAF, that someone had whined previously, and that no fucks were given by me then either. (politely, again)

the private messages telling me how brave i am are amusing, if only because the rest of the public is so cowed by the bitches.

this way to freedom folks!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (QDw86)


A few years ago, the same thing happened on my community's discussion forum on FB. The liberals were rending their garments after someone asked why a ghetto bird was circling our neighborhood. It was hysterical.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

84 Mark Penn has a curiously anti deep state piece at the hill



http://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/388549-stopping-robert-mueller-to-protect-us-all

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)

85 The physucs are all wrong for the cat.

The way it's claws are curved would keep it from getting a chance to do much damage through those feathers.

Also, that eagle would snap its neck with its beak in a heartbeat. I watched one dust a magpie that was harryinf it yesterday afternoon. Eagle had enough and just crushed it in mid air.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:22 PM (UBkab)

86 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14653

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 20, 2018 10:22 PM (itfg0)

87 Winston,
Hmm. That is small for a Western cat. The few we have back in Indiana typically run smaller.

I hashed over the weekend with some runners from Eugene. One of them told me they do not take cougars lightly. They run in packs (the hashers, not the cougars), so there is safety in numbers. And they make a lot of noise, being stoopid hashers, so that probably helps deter predators--whether cats or raptors. ;-)

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:23 PM (X+6iw)

88 Maybe that cat....is backing up?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2018 10:23 PM (mc8++)

89 *iTunes play list* Rain. Lynch Mob. Yeah, '80s metal. But George Lynch's tone was fucking huge. Playing chunky ESP Kamikazes certainly helped.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 20, 2018 10:23 PM (Mkuv2)

90 Having once witnessed a Western Red Tailed Hawk utterly devastate a Coyote, I'm absolutely certain that I'd never want a Bald or Golden Eagle viewing me as it's Person of Interest.

We tend to think of birds as these fragile, delicate things. Which mostly, they are.

But a large raptor in it's prime is one seriously strong and aggressive predator. Fearsome, accurate and that beak and those claws are just simply wicked and terrible in their own right.

Alternatively. We've all seen the video of that seriously pissed off and frightened 15 lb. tabby cat utterly shred the animal control officer who was trying to show it off on TV.

Now, multiply that cat by ten, and give it all the wildness that Ma Nature can breed into an Alpha Predator.

Mountain Biker needs a S&W Mountain Gun as part of his loadout, methinks.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2018 10:23 PM (QzJWU)

91 @67

That picture under the Cicero quote at Threadreader just may become my latest wallpaper... PRICELESS!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 10:23 PM (e9G8E)

92 74 And here I thought global warming was going to starve us all.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:17 PM (zuaBT)

--------

Just imagine how bad it will be when we have to grow food in weather like they have in the tropics. Nothing grows there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (ga0eq)

93 It's a photoshop. That's a fat housecat with totally incorrect posture for approaching prey that close.

Posted by: gNewt at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (8u+2n)

94 I hashed over the weekend with some runners from Eugene. One of them told me they do not take cougars lightly. They run in packs (the hashers, not the cougars),

The cougars are rumored to run in packs down in the Scottsdale, AZ area.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (Tnhbr)

95 God made cats to be snacks for eagles and coyotes.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (UI5zK)

96 The original ghetto was the Jewish neighborhood of Venice. The word is derived for the Italian word for "borough", or town.

So a modern ghetto bird would be an AH-64 or a Blackhawk?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (FDnQi)

97
What's a weekend?
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM



It's your kend when it's been in cold water too long.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2018 10:25 PM (EzdLW)

98 Sara A. Carter

Why are you so concerned? What are you all so afraid of? These continued veiled threats, disinformation and ideological opposition is the true danger to our democracy. The disservice is the undermining of @realDonaldTrump a duly elected president and the people of the U.S.

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:25 PM (y3aQB)

99 91 - Zettai Roshia no Botto

The People's Cube is the home of many wonderful things :-D

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:25 PM (W+kMI)

100 this way to freedom folks!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 10:19 PM (QDw86)

"Dear Sir/Madam/Zhe/xir.......

F*cks may be applied for upon completion of form FOAD-1, with supplemental information on forms DGAF/1776/10 and 2A/molonlabe.

Requests for f*ucks will be processed in the order recieved, or not.

Posted by: Miklos from Legal at May 20, 2018 10:25 PM (zCyNd)

101 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 10:25 PM (cAj82)

102 Everything is a P'shop these days. You can't believe anything unless you see it in the flesh (and even then you cannot be 100% certain....)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:26 PM (UI5zK)

103 dewey, cheatem howe

Posted by: micky at May 20, 2018 10:26 PM (dF9Lb)

104 Just imagine how bad it will be when we have to grow food in weather like they have in the tropics. Nothing grows there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (ga0eq)

And the heating bills! *brrrr*

Posted by: the Yanomamo at May 20, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

105 >> I'd never want a Bald or Golden Eagle viewing me as it's Person of Interest.


I had a Golden try to land on me in a snow squall once. I was out in the badlands hunting antelope and hunkered between some boulders to wait out the storm.

Dumb thing though I was a rock. I could have grabbed it by the talons it was so close. Fuckin' huge bird.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:26 PM (5Se9q)

106 Remember that album cover (Meet the Beatles), and of course the songs. Older brother got it when it came out. Wonder what ever happened to it.


PDT certainly continues to entertain and command the spotlight. Wondering if the DOJ OIG (who reportedly has over 500 employees, which if you think about is a crap-ton of people) might be getting a wee bit overloaded with all these investigations.


Also, seems pretty clear that the IC IG would have a piece of this - the *origin* and timing of the counter-intel investigation is one of the key, nukyler items in this debacle. Not sure a DOJ IG would properly have the ambit to include all of the foreign intel aspects.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (QDnY+)

107
Hello Ladyl!

The thing about Owls is their shit is supposed to be, like really slick. Slicker'n owl shit. I've oft wondered is this true, and if owl shit might be used a good grease in a pinch or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

108 95 God made cats to be snacks for eagles and coyotes.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:24 PM (UI5zK)

Buzzards, too.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (cAj82)

109 96 The original ghetto was the Jewish neighborhood of Venice. The word is derived for the Italian word for "borough", or town.

-------

I thought a gheto was a forge or foundry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (ga0eq)

110 "Mark Penn has a curiously anti deep state piece at the hill




Posted by: yankeefifth"
I saw that. Does this mean Bill Clinton is going to try and distance himself from the Mueller/Deep Skate train-wreck?

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (NbRJx)

111 Predictable .

Checked Brennans Twitter feed.

Twitter suggests I follow Comey, Preet Bahara and Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: Golfman at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (If3tB)

112 A REAL ghetto bird would be a B1-B gunship. Stealth death in the dark.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (UI5zK)

113 Eagle and cat on a deck railing in Alaska

https://youtu.be/M9EBofaI5Xs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (rnAwa)

114 The balls on John Brennan.... you would think he's keep his mouth shut.
Jeez.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

115 15 Love the Overconfidence poster.
Never seen a cat that dumb.
Posted by: Winston at May

you sure it is the cat that is overconfident?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:06 PM (MTjB1)

++++

We had a full grown cat that got too close to a crow's nest. He wasn't even in the tree, just on the ground below. They started dive bombing him. He crouched down as low as he could go and started mewing pitifully. We had to go rescue him.

Cats do great against little birds, but against the larger ones, not so much. Unless they can sneak up on them, then all bets are off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (pvjTE)

116 Publius, my dear! Where is our gal?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

117 I thought a ghetto was were the joos were kept in

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (hMwEB)

118 That brick joke is funny because it's true!

Posted by: Paulie Gaultieri at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (eh0Va)

119 I want that poster!!!!

For my office.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (a3OL0)

120 Everything is a P'shop these days. You can't believe anything unless you see it in the flesh (and even then you cannot be 100% certain....)

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:26 PM (UI5zK)

Not so!

Posted by: Miss January, 1966 at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (zCyNd)

121
The Overconfidence pic reminds me of an article I read from Boy's Life back when I was a kid. A boy gets attacked by a Golden Eagle, and while he fights off the bird, the kid gets MASSIVELY fucked up. Like ears and whole eyebrows hanging off his face by a thread of flesh fucked up.

Scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

122 The two cyclists were from the wet side of the mountains, so no icky, scary guns. I've hiked in that area and encountered black bears so a sidearm is a requirement. That, and the meth labs are trying for a comeback in that area.
Washington State University has a raptor club that takes in a rehabs all kind of predatory birds. Last time I saw them they were showing several owls. One, a snow owl, was simply gorgeous. Looked so soft but since I like having my fingers attached, I refrained from petting it.

Posted by: Winston at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (wgCUV)

123
37 Cats did not become apex predators by being timid. A hunting cat, of any size, is a terrifying sight.

Mountain lion in Washington took down two mountain bikers over the weekend. One survived.

Fascinating book: The Lion in the Living Room."
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (X+6iw)

In related news, graduates of Washington State University are flooding West in search of employment in Western Washington.

Seriously, I hike the Cascades and never go without an equalizer. Crap, a grade school in Woodinville had a cougar sighting on the edge of their playground. Can't wait for the wolves to show up and start eating all the environauts yappy dogs. Might moderate their views.

And don't get me started on wolves reintroduction!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (e1mEI)

124 http://bit.ly/2Lh1Auj
++++
Thread by @tracybeanz: "1. I am about to blow your minds with this thread. It is massive. You will want to pay VERY close attention.

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (y3aQB)

125 >> I love the smell of pussy in the morning.

I like it any time of day, morning, noon, or night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

126 My smart liberal friend is reading Comey's book and keeps telling me how great it is. I manage not to roll my eyes and just nod. It is like dealing with the mentally ill. Don't make any sudden moves.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:29 PM (UI5zK)

127 I saw that. Does this mean Bill Clinton is going to try and distance himself from the Mueller/Deep Skate train-wreck?
Posted by: Ripley at May



who knows? one of the best written most coherent pieces discussing the plot to undo Trump's win and strategy for fighting deep state.

given the source you have to wonder if Penn is a true patriot or the whole thing is a hyper devious trap. Sure does seem like the former.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)

128 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998241684382240773

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998241772722630657

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998241862048714752

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998241956445741056

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2018 10:30 PM (eh0Va)

129 Wow Miklos, that some prolific sockpuppetry!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (rdl6o)

130 >> Publius, my dear! Where is our gal?

Safe and sound, talking on the phone. Maybe she'll join us in a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)

131 Let me just say that it says everything that you need to know about John Brennan that he has a Twitter account. The former Director of the CIA has a Twitter feed. He's a bozo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (zuaBT)

132 Housecats have put humans in the hospital in critical condition. I'm only aware of cases where the humans literally tried to kill the cat.

It would seem that even the cat that shredded the animal control officer and left him in stitches was just trying to get away and didn't really aim to do harm.

Pound for pound, cats are probably the most dangerous *natural* predators (obviously not including a Marine Recon unit).

Saw a video of a tiger in India dragging a ten+ foot shark up onto the bank of a river. Tiger had apparently been crossing the river and the shark attacked. Probably a bull shark, they like fresh water.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (FDnQi)

133 114 - JoeF

Maybe he thinks his muzzie prayer rug is a magic carpet...

...and he can fly away at will.

More fool he.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

134 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242045763432448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242136905707520

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242223069286401

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242331307528192

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (eh0Va)

135 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

First nominee, the Golden Pulitzer Peabody Nobel Moron Prize:

Ficus d'Or

Posted by: Miklos, Chef de Comite at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

136 CBD, yep, Bernard Lewis, a major figure. I need to finish some of his books, and re-read others.


Long ago had the pleasure of dealing with him for some event. And was fortunate to be at the event - which occurred within a few weeks of the start of the Iran-Iraq war - where when asked his first-draft, off the cuff assessment of the new war and the two combatants, described it as "a resistible force meeting a moveable object".


A line I have borrowed and used quite a bit since 1980.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (QDnY+)

137 red-
I ceased giving a fuck several years ago, and the sentiment was cemented when two liberal "friends" dumped me after the election. Now I just say whatever I want.

I am always amazed at how many people tell me, sotto voce, that they agree with me. I have gained a reputation in my social circle as one not to be trifled with in an argument (or when we're running, heh). I marshall my facts; I don't get emotional' I don't care about the feelz.

It is fantastically liberating. We have kept our mouths shut for too long.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (X+6iw)

138 117 I thought a ghetto was were the joos were kept in
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (hMwEB)

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The original ghetto was an island in Venice. Jews were required to be on it when the gates closed each evening. The gates were opened again in the morning and the Jews could leave to work.

The island was originally the site of a foundry, which was a gheto in that day. Hence the name ghetto for any ethnic enclave, but especially Jewish ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (ga0eq)

139 130 >> Publius, my dear! Where is our gal?

Safe and sound, talking on the phone. Maybe she'll join us in a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018

Relay my warmest regards!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

140 Winnipeg did not advance.


So much for my interest in the Stanley Cup Final. Nominally rooting for whichever Eastern team advances. Kinda got a problem with a first-year expansion team making it this far.


Fuck it.


Go Avalanche!

Go Jets!

In that order.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (Mkuv2)

141 you know, bill clinton trying to gain distance from the attack on Trump's legitimacy would make sense given his dislike of the obamas.

maybe he is trying to peel off a bunch of the democrats and gut obamas legacy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)

142 how tight do you think assholes are in D.C. tonight in anticipation for tomorrow MOAB by PDT ?
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 20, 2018 10:08 PM (y3aQB)
++++++
My most desired state for them:
Assholes: Puckered
Stomachs: Nauseated
Brow: Sweating
Respiration: Probably pushing 30
Eyes and hands: Searching for those spare passports...

Trump wouldn't have tweeted what he did (and would not instruct DoJ to do what he demands) unless he knows the outcome already. The world's most intense cross-examination might be about to begin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (hYcqw)

143 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242426581147648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242516586647553

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242601638744065

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/998242690969014272

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (eh0Va)

144 n that Human Progress thing ~ I had no end of time explaining to people who should know better that the concept of a "finite" anything, in an infinite, and ever expanding, universe, makes no sense in general and that specifically the ability of making to overcome really knows no bounds (all leftist current thinking retards excepted, of course). It is limited only by our imagination which is, also, infinite ( hence our ability to at least comprehend concept such as God, infinity and the nature of the universe). With leftists it usually falls on deaf ears ("but, but it's settled science!" they usually sputter). With normal, open minded conservative libertarian type people it opens here eyes. I mean for chrissakes, the Simon Ehrlich bet was over 15 years ago and Ehrlich lost.

Repeat after me everyone with a brain: Malthusians are always wrong. Always.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 20, 2018 10:33 PM (0/0WS)

145 Wow Miklos, that some prolific sockpuppetry!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 20, 2018 10:31 PM (rdl6o)

When they pay you, it's called Astroturf.

Posted by: Fusion Miklos GPS at May 20, 2018 10:33 PM (zCyNd)

146 redc1c4 - Since you are on Nextdoor give me some knowledge. When I checked them out a couple years ago it seemed like a cool idea but no way was I gonna give up so much info they wanted to join.

How has your experience been? I would prefer a group that could anonymously note issues in our area. If you join Nextdoor it seems to me you have to let the crazy neighbors know too much. (I understand our experiences may vary as our neighbors do.)

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:33 PM (RfzVr)

147 given the source you have to wonder if Penn is a true patriot or the whole thing is a hyper devious trap.

Any dispassionate and non-crazy observer would arrive at Penn's conclusion. This denial of an election is dangerous for the country--not because it will succeed, but because of the erosion of norms that it signals. If it keeps up, the backlash is going to be a bitch. Like Insty says, if you don't like Trump, you will like what comes after Trump even less.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:34 PM (zuaBT)

148 Ruthless! Love you dude!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 20, 2018 10:34 PM (mMeIQ)

149 I thought a gheto was a forge or foundry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (ga0eq)


It is. Borghetto is "borough." They're connected.

I admit I just think it's more plausible that a neighborhood was called neighborhood than foundry, without convincing evidence.

It could be that they're just cross-fertilized words.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:34 PM (FDnQi)

150
Any dispassionate and non-crazy observer would arrive at Penn's conclusion. This denial of an election is dangerous for the country--not because it will succeed, but because of the erosion of norms that it signals. If it keeps up, the backlash is going to be a bitch. Like Insty says, if you don't like Trump, you will like what comes after Trump even less.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May




well, we agree on that but Penn is going to be accused of treason by his party of passionate crazies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:35 PM (MTjB1)

151 Just imagine how bad it will be when we have to grow food in weather like they have in the tropics. Nothing grows there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Ice cream will become a thing of the past!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 20, 2018 10:35 PM (AoK0a)

152 We had a big a$$ed grey tabby when I was a kid. Apex predator. I watched him taunt and tease a momma crow until she began dive bombing him. Last thing she ever did. He takes a retreat and leapt in the air backwards and snagged her out of the air. Her mate was smart enough not to do the failed dive bombing and landed nearby with wings spread to attack the cat, last thing he ever did too. Do not fvck with a fifteen pound Apex predator.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:35 PM (8ZeGS)

153 I have only read a couple of Lewis's books, I think The Crisis of Islam and What Went Wrong? or something like that. I should probably read some others. An understanding of Islam is critical in this day and age. Unfortunately, most people have no fucking clue as to how evil and dangerous Islam is.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:35 PM (UI5zK)

154 I hope Brennan tweets his ass off, 20 times a day, every day, from prison.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 20, 2018 10:36 PM (w7KSn)

155 This moment of silence caused a lot of noise.

Students at the elite Beacon School were asked to pause from their studies last week to pay tribute to the victims of violence in Gaza, where some 60 Palestinians were killed the day before by Israeli soldiers.

The school-wide announcement Tuesday stunned some students and has outraged parents who question why the school is entering into the divisive Palestinian-Israeli conflict with what they see as an anti-Jewish bent.

Whaaaa? We can't even mourn the deaths of terrorists?! What kind of white supremacy is this?

https://nyp.st/2IWKh3c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)

156 very fun to watch brennan spinning faster and faster to prevent his treachery from being shown.


odds he goes to fort marcy park for a quiet lunch of lead for one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

157 Hi Westminster!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:37 PM (UI5zK)

158
Fascinating book: The Lion in the Living Room."
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through.


How about Zebra In the Kitchen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2018 10:37 PM (IqV8l)

159 Trump wouldn't have tweeted what he did (and would not instruct DoJ to do what he demands) unless he knows the outcome already. The world's most intense cross-examination might be about to begin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:32 PM (hYcqw)

That's my thought.

Obama tapped my wires, and what all did we learn?

Shit is real.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 10:37 PM (Dp6qK)

160 Did the Romans apologize for being Roman?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 10:38 PM (nBr1j)

161 I admit I just think it's more plausible that a neighborhood was called neighborhood than foundry, without convincing evidence.


Neighborhood without foundry, not neighborhood.

Is in Red Book, available from Alibaba or your local Confucius Institute.

I now license to NBC capitalist marketing slogan "Leap Forward!"

Posted by: Chairman Mao at May 20, 2018 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

162 Speaking of apex predators, I give you -- President Donald J. Trump. All others are merely prey.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:39 PM (UI5zK)

163 >> First nominee, the Golden Pulitzer Peabody Nobel
>> Moron Prize:

The Nobel Pussy Prize? Nobel Piece Prize?

No, I must respectfully decline. Such honor can only go to our esteemed Kbdabear, long may he reign over us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

164 I don't particularly like birds.
There. I said it.

In fact, I don't like anything that flies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2018 10:39 PM (0jtPF)

165 Zebras in the ER would be even more interesting!
(Medical saying: when you hear hoof eats into Arizona, think horses, not zebras...)

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (X+6iw)

166 I like bats. They're cute.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (UI5zK)

167 You know, house of cards, kind of stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (MTjB1)

168 Hoof beats, dammit!

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (X+6iw)

169 158
Fascinating book: The Lion in the Living Room."
Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through.

How about Zebra In the Kitchen?

_------------
Don't give a moose a muffin.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (8ZeGS)

170 While Brennan is (and always has been) a notably histrionic jackass, I think it's right (and discouraging) to put his astonishing mouthing off in context. The context of collapsing standards.


I'm old enough to remember when CIA directors didn't write memoirs (hi, old buddy George!). Instead, they were the object of bios that were often difficult to assemble - since CIA directors didn't talk in public much (the book about Richard Helms, The Man Who Kept the Secrets, comes to mind).


In the last decade or so, seems all these long-standing unwritten rules and standards have evaporated. The Navy SEAL who offed OBL - WTF with him becoming a public figure?? Somewhere I've saved the devastating letter to the special naval warfare community from the commanding officer and senior NCO about that episode. It's not just me that finds so much of this outrageous, and stunning.


But Brennan and Comey mouthing off - writing BOOKS - in this context breaks new ground. Both guys are fairly likely to be the subject of indictments - high enough chance that ANY defense lawyer, or anyone with common sense, would have a strict policy of STFU.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (QDnY+)

171 Last summer in my yard I watched a magpie stare down two cats that were lurking for birds. Laughed a lot for that one. I did have a red tail snag a dove in the yard this year already. I like cats, late partner had 9 when we shared meatspace. The big raptors here would have taken any of them though.

Posted by: Winston at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM (wgCUV)

172 Yumm, hoof eats -- Homer

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:41 PM (UI5zK)

173 Jim >>>Alternatively. We've all seen the video of that seriously pissed off
and frightened 15 lb. tabby cat utterly shred the animal control officer
who was trying to show it off on TV.


Oh my gosh Jim. Thanks for the reminder. That is one hilarious video. I've watched it more than once and I do feel bad for the officer, but my god that is funny.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:41 PM (RfzVr)

174 >> Posted by: kbdabear

And folks, do scroll on through and check out Saturday Night Sidebood. Got a nice apron and kitchen theme there. That's one of my favorites, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

175 Trump didn't really tell the DOJ to start an investigation today, more accurate to say he announced there is one going on.

If someone at the DOJ is leaking what has been obvious for some time now regarding the spying on the Trump campaign then Horowitz, Rosenstein and Sessions already know it.

Whomever is leaking from the DOJ is trying to do damage control by strategic leaking to soften the blow of what's coming. They are actually now in the position of saying that the FBI spied on Trump for good reason.

This is not going to end well for them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (/tuJf)

176 odds he goes to fort marcy park for a quiet lunch of lead for one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

Although many speculate that the Decline and Fall of the Clintonian Empire was due to lead among the elites, reliable investigations have not been undertaken.

Posted by: Edward "Miklos" Gibbon at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (zCyNd)

177 >>>I like bats. They're cute.


Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM


Oh hell no.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

178
Speaking of cats and birds, I was laughing today. Some of the birds were dive-bombing my cats today. They fuss (chirp angrily) at them, then swoop down and peck them. They're protecting their nests, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

179 All of my father's cats are bird hunters. One of them will go through the trees after squirrels. Reminds me of a pine Martin when I see it.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (8ZeGS)

180 Repeat after me everyone with a brain: Malthusians are always wrong. Always.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 20, 2018 10:33 PM (0/0WS)
+++++++
The profound problems of static analysis of any kind. One big thing Malthus' disciple Erlich got wrong is that industrial populations don't maintain pre-industrial growth rates. Industrial populations stabilize. This is a major problem not just for Erlich (because he was wrong) but also from a policy standpoint in first world countries (since most welfare schemes are ponzis).

Never, ever trust any conclusions that come from static analysis. And the dynamic analysis is likely to be wrong, too, because there are too many variables in any interesting problem - like the Socialist Calculation Problem or any climate model.

This is why the market is so awesome. No one has come up with any other away to allow dynamic analysis to manifest. No one knows everything and most people don't know much. But most people know what *they* individually would like to see happen and the market intermediates the data. Brilliant. Those dead white men had some very good ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:44 PM (hYcqw)

181 I Want to Hold Your Hand is the greatest pop song ever written/performed ever. If you disagree you are a poopy head. Sorry, but its true. Good night all must be up early to take 6 lambs to auction.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 20, 2018 10:44 PM (FoFVZ)

182 Adam Baldwin on Twitter just posted the question of whether Brennan could be a flight risk.

-
Or a suicide bomber risk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)

183 Is Brennan writing a book now too? I thought that was Clapper.

I hope they and Comey have to share the same bar of soap in Leavenworth.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2018 10:44 PM (EzdLW)

184 They are actually now in the position of saying that the FBI spied on Trump for good reason.

Precisely. The narrative changed in less than a week, folks. Maybe some of the idiots at the NRO and elsewhere will begin to pay attention to just how bad this is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:45 PM (zuaBT)

185
Brennan was running this whole Get Tump Op, I think. With Barky's tacit approval, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)

186 sure, sure, cat lovers are not so perturbed by cats hunting birds but wait until someone's dog hunts their cats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

187 81 I just saw that Bernard Lewis died.....

He will be missed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2018 10:21 PM (wYseH)

What Went Wrong is a great book. Highly recommended.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 20, 2018 10:45 PM (1FhAQ)

188 I guess what I mean about ghettos is that ethnic neighborhoods are called ghettos because of an ethnic neighborhood by that name, not because of a foundry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:45 PM (FDnQi)

189 I'm old enough to remember when CIA directors didn't write memoirs

Oh contraire, Comrade Rhomboid.

Stefan Halper's father-in-law, Ray Cline, was the #2 at the CIA, and wrote many books about it.

Posted by: Miklos read those books at May 20, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

190 I have gained a reputation in my social circle as one not to be trifled with in an argument (or when we're running, heh). I marshall my facts; I don't get emotional' I don't care about the feelz.

It is fantastically liberating. We have kept our mouths shut for too long.
Posted by: LadyTheo
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As I have mentioned here before, when one of my liberal acquaintances tries to weasel out of a losing argument with, "Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree", I refuse. I will not tacitly accept that their argument is valid or equivalent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 10:46 PM (FJXGr)

191 A REAL ghetto bird would be a B1-B gunship. Stealth death in the dark.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:27 PM (UI5zK)
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ain't nuthin stealthy about the Bone.

not at gun ship altitude, anyway, if you are the target.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2018 10:46 PM (QDw86)

192 I would also take this opportunity to remind everyone of that really strange email that Susan Rice sent to herself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:46 PM (zuaBT)

193 177 >>>I like bats. They're cute.


Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM


Oh hell no.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

194 Tacit approval hell, Obama was directly behind the whole thing. I don't know that for a fact, but in my heart I know it is true. Very evil man, and very stupid. Of course, had Hillary won he would have gotten away with it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (UI5zK)

195 I dunno, I think the Cinderella story (Bill Murray's voice from Caddy Shack) of LV in the Stanley Cup is pretty nice.


Beyond that, I actually saw their second game against Winnipeg and was very pleasantly surprised to find it entertaining. And to LV's credit, to my amazement, they actually took shots on a power play - lots of shots. NHL power plays devolved over the years into boring passing clinics, with few shots, and not much excitement.


I broke my rule of not watching hockey before Memorial Day (an old joke that I used on the young'ins who never got it, of course, never having known an NHL season that wasn't 9 months long.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (QDnY+)

196 I like bats. They're cute.


Posted by: Ruthless at May



yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

197 like bats. They're cute.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:40 PM


Are you familiar with megabattie's youtube channel?

Aussie rehabber ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (AoK0a)

198 What's a weekend?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM



You're dead, why do you care?

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (RfzVr)

199 Cats did not become apex predators by being timid. A hunting cat, of any size, is a terrifying sight.

Mountain lion in Washington took down two mountain bikers over the weekend. One survived.

Fascinating book: The Lion in the Living Room."

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 10:10 PM (X+6iw)


So, I have a video for you. What happens when you put a go-pro on a cheetah?

https://youtu.be/Plx9IJ1KOsg

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (2K6fY)

200 If humanity does face starvation in 2050, it will not be because of free markets.

Starvation will be available as an option from Obamacare.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (5OO3x)

201 I see that both of my Senators voted against Ron Paul's balanced budget proposal, which means they are both big state ball lickers.

Which I already knew of course.

Good evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (vbvxt)

202 "Maybe some of the idiots at the NRO " I only just recently checked over there. They don't really have many people left, idiots or not. Faded to obscurity. When was the last time anybody read all the way to the end of a G-File?

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (mk9aG)

203 well, obama is maintaining such a relatively low profile because he knows he is going to have to rely upon Trump's good will to keep his name out of the mess and his ass out of the greybar hotel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (MTjB1)

204 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:44 PM (hYcqw)

Zees, my friend, ees called ze "Knowledge Problem", if I say so myself.

Posted by: Miklos von Hayek at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

205 Howdy, Hordies.

Only up to comment #30 so far, but in case no one else has mentioned it, the full video for the cat-and-eagle (if this is from the video I'm thinking of) shows the eagle, a regular visitor to the porch, and a couple of cats, are cool with one another.

Kind-of like our cats with visiting raccoons raiding their food bowls. Co-exist!

Posted by: mindful webworker - mocking birds at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (ECLlc)

206 >> Relay my warmest regards!

Regards are a-relayed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

207 My cat Dexter takes no crap from any dog.
We have dogs over occasionally, Dexter watches them from afar. Never moves a muscle.

Eventually the dogs, being friendly dogs, come over to say hi to Dexter, maybe smell him a bit.

Big mistake. I try to intervene, but I can't be everywhere all the time.

You never saw such a barrage of claws, fangs and spit in your life, always followed by a retreating, yelping dog.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 20, 2018 10:49 PM (w7KSn)

208 I've said that capitalism respects scarcity, while communism denies it. Malthusians hope for it.

Star Trek, with it's endless energy and ability to create matter from nothing, was space-communism apparently.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2018 10:49 PM (rnAwa)

209 Fruit bats are cute. I wish I had ears like a fruit bat. Sigh.

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 10:49 PM (mk9aG)

210 See, bats are cute. And they eat kazillions of skeeters. Love your bats and h8 the skeeters. It's nature at work, and for once in our favor.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (UI5zK)

211 Looks like a young eagle. If it wanted the cat, I would have thought it would use the Death From Above move.

Crows used to torment my poor, confused Whiskey that way.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (Zdm89)

212 The original ghetto was the Jewish neighborhood of Venice. The word is derived for the Italian word for "borough", or town.


Not to be confused with "gelato".

Posted by: Bert G (@BertG on Gab) at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (yzxic)

213 I see that both of my Senators voted against Ron Paul's balanced budget proposal, which means they are both big state ball lickers.

Which I already knew of course.

Good evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2018 10:48 PM (vbvxt)
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I've never been that shot in the ass with the idea of a balanced budget requirement. It sounds great, but they would much rather raise taxes than cut spending. Balancing the budget would be fine (deficits are just a stealth tax anyway), but I think it is the wrong approach.

I would rather see a law stating that, except for military spending during a period of declared war, the federal budget must not exceed 15% of GNP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (hYcqw)

214 Adam Baldwin on Twitter just posted the question of whether Brennan could be a flight risk.

Oooh, oooh! Now do Lois Lerner!

Posted by: SandyCheeks at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (b4HRt)

215 My thanks to all the top sockpuppeteers, but most especially the prolific Miklos, for driving me off the top ten sockers list.

Posted by: mindful webworker - socket toomey at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (ECLlc)

216 Extinctions down? Its almost as if global warming is a good thing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (aljs9)

217 I see that both of my Senators voted against Ron Paul's balanced budget proposal, which means they are both big state ball lickers.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
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I've been waiting for months for Nip to turn up and tell us what a great Senator Thom has been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)

218 "capitalism respects scarcity, while communism denies it. Malthusians hope for it." That is excellent!

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (mk9aG)

219 Is Brennan writing a book now too? I thought that was Clapper.


Another Comey-Clapper Caper?

Posted by: insert Ed McMahon guffaw at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)

220 So, I have a video for you. What happens when you put a go-pro on a cheetah?


People talk a lot and do product placement for Apple?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (FDnQi)

221 rickl - you win. Very cute. I was wrong. Not all bats are nasty, But I bet not all of them are cute either.

Hmmm. Maybe like the humans I know....

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (RfzVr)

222 Oooh, oooh! Now do Lois Lerner!
Posted by: SandyCheeks at May



depends upon what the meaning of "do" is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

223 redc may recall back in the 90s(?) when there was an outburst of odd behavior by mountain lions in CA. They were coming out of the sticks and poking around suburban shopping malls, showing up all over, and also involved in some attacks on humans.


Woman jogging (stupidly, against the known norms) at dawn in the mountains east of San Diego was kilt by a cat.


Got so weird that an item was placed on the state ballot, initiative item, to restore very limited licensed hunting of mountain lions. Of course it was defeated (pretty odd response to a short-lived anomaly in the animal kingdom). Biologists - acting as actual scientists - admitted they had not the slightest idea what was going on.


It all stopped soon enough. But in the years after there have been serious attacks, and not way up in the mountains. Recall mountain bikers getting attacked at dusk in a county park in eastern Irvine - hardly a rural area.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (QDnY+)

224 186 sure, sure, cat lovers are not so perturbed by cats hunting birds but wait until someone's dog hunts their cats
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My father fixed that by raising a pit bull from a eight week old puppy with six cats. Funny as hell watching him try to climb a tree. Dude thinks he is a cat. But don't let anything, person or other *strange* cat attempt to mess with "his" cats. Full on rabid pit bull engaged.

Dog is a big pussy otherwise. Pap is 82 this year and he still surprises me with his common sense solutions.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (8ZeGS)

225 If Obama is relying on Trump's good will, he's SOL. Trump is known for the art of revenge, and he is a very patient man.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (UI5zK)

226 >>Fruit bats are cute.


The succesful mating females do mouth things.

It's Science.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:52 PM (5Se9q)

227 My father fixed that by raising a pit bull from a eight week old puppy with six cats. Funny as hell watching him try to climb a tree. Dude thinks he is a cat. But don't let anything, person or other *strange* cat attempt to mess with "his" cats. Full on rabid pit bull engaged.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May



pits are the bomb

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

228 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY
Posted by: rickl


Oy.

Owe you a coke ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (AoK0a)

229 Another Comey-Clapper Caper?

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Swamp's Eleven?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)

230 177 - cfo mom

Some might dispute that view.

https://youtu.be/5B0UPtEpOQc

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (W+kMI)

231 Rain has stopped, lava flow has gotten good again.

https://youtu.be/009L4FAxwG4

NBC will apparently do a segment from that house. They were by earlier to check it out.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (nBBdT)

232
I've enjoyed watching hawks around here do the "death from above" dive bomb, while dive catch move. They're pretty smart and when we were mowing or plowing, scaring up field mice and other varmimts, they'd light on top of the power poles, then swoop down like bats out of hell on feeling vermin.

Their vision is high resolution indeed. They can spot some little field mouse scampering from well in the distance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

233 Bats carry a lot of diseases that can adversly affect humans. Love your bats from afar.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (5Se9q)

234 Trump is known for the art of revenge, and he is a very patient man.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (UI5zK)
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Any takers on what temperature his revenge will be? I am putting it somewhere between "very cold" and "frozen."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 10:54 PM (hYcqw)

235 They are actually now in the position of saying that the FBI spied on Trump for good reason.
***
Didn't some conservative pundit get kicked out of his talking head roll on one of the networks for saying the FBI spied on Trump back about 6 months ago?'
This has become quite a pattern btw...
A conservative says X will happen.
The FNM says that's crazy talk! Like cuckoo-bananas!
Then the FNM says well, like, no one actually did that.Then the FNM says it was a low level person somewhere...Then the FNM says well it isn't like a "real crime"Finally the FNM says "everyone does it and like we are TOTALLY tired of talking about it so...let's let it go ok?"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 10:54 PM (Z8FFX)

236
That Clapper has always struck me as a doofus, like he's half retarded or something. A big dummy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

237 The crowning dark comedic moment in all this criminality will be when the charges are finally filed against those who deserve it and the lefties will scream that it's all "political." And then I'm going to start punching people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 10:54 PM (zuaBT)

238 My thanks to all the top sockpuppeteers, but most especially the prolific Miklos, for driving me off the top ten sockers list.

Posted by: mindful webworker - socket toomey at May 20, 2018 10:50 PM (ECLlc)

Easy. I get my socks at Goodwill or on Ebay. Cheap.

Posted by: Miklos just bought striped socks for .79 at May 20, 2018 10:55 PM (zCyNd)

239 That Brennan seems either supremely cocky or terrified.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 10:55 PM (nBr1j)

240 "The succesful mating females do mouth things." Don't they do hummingbird stuff on flowers? Still, the ears are what make me turgid.

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 10:56 PM (mk9aG)

241 The original ghetto was the Jewish neighborhood of Venice. The word is derived for the Italian word for "borough", or town.

Huh. Was it 'bourghetto', or something like that?

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 10:56 PM (w1zJX)

242 >> Still, the ears are what make me turgid.

Aural sex?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

243 pits are the bomb

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

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That they are. Spartus is my younger brother and the big dumb sonofabeyotch knows it.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (8ZeGS)

244 Adam Baldwin on Twitter just posted the question of whether Brennan could be a flight risk.


Especially if it turns out he never studied how to land.

Posted by: Miklos, hanging judge at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

245 while making the top ten commenters or sock puppeteers list is a sign of being disturbed, topping both lists requires immediate institutionalization.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

246 As a point to consider, what is the obligation of a public figure if they are informed that a crime has been committed at the highest levels of government and that there are documents to prove it?

If you asked me 10 years ago I would have said that the public figure in question should take them, review them, and hand them over to the appropriate authorities.

If you believe the FNM this is what Trump tried to do with the document showing Hillary stole the primary election* for which they claim he is guilty of treason. This is also what McCain did for which they are lauding him as a hero.

*As we know it was a DNC staffer who leaked the documents right before he was conveniently murdered.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (Z8FFX)

247
The classical music playlist I hope to make available to the Horde sometime has reached about 800 of its projected 1000 pieces, representing the works of some 380 different composers so far. It includes all periods from Renaissance to contemporary and all genres from orchestral to vocal to instrumental.

While I'm in no great rush to finish it, it may be done by the end of the summer. For me, it's an educational experience.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (bji+C)

248 I'd read that the statute of limitations has run out for Lois Lerner, amongst others, for their shennagans during the previous administration...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 10:57 PM (e9G8E)

249 The succesful mating females do mouth things.

It's Science.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:52 PM (5Se9q)

You saying Bruce has video?

Posted by: Bat Girl at May 20, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

250 Brenna is the archetype of the arrogant entitled elitist class that runs this country, embedded in all the Deep State agencies. Absolute contempt and condescension toward the regular American.

This bunch needs to be cleaned out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)

251 Turning lurking mode back on. G'night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 20, 2018 10:58 PM (8ZeGS)

252 I remember the one time I made the wall of shame. It was not a good time in my life.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 10:58 PM (nBr1j)

253 Had lots of bats in my house until I got the wall repaired. I keep sweep nets handy to put them outside. Tenant had put sticky traps in basement. I found one stuck and very carefully released him. I have a big heart, and very stupid brain.

Ugly Illinois bats. Not fruit bats.

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (mk9aG)

254 Seriously? We arre going to starve again? Gees. That was predicted in the 60's. But hey, technology an shit. I cant wait till i can drop a pill in water and it turns into a live fish. Now that's fishing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (aljs9)

255 Bernard Lewis' Political Language of Islam was a classic, and so was The Arabs In History.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

256 So will Rosenstein, in the end, be found to have been on team Trump or team Brennan?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (Z8FFX)

257 Brenna is the archetype of the arrogant entitled elitist class that runs this country, embedded in all the Deep State agencies. Absolute contempt and condescension toward the regular American.

This bunch needs to be cleaned out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May




more inclined to go with brennan is a less sophisticated kim philby.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

258 Is that a record for socks, slightly modifying your nic to fit every single comment?

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (w1zJX)

259 Overconfidence:

Cyclists near Seattle tried scaring mountain lion before fatal attack: 'Something was wrong with this cougar'

SEATTLE - The two mountain bikers did what they were supposed to do when they noticed a mountain lion tailing them on a trail east of Seattle.

They got off their bikes. They faced the beast, shouted and tried to spook it. After it charged, one even smacked the cougar with his bike, and it ran off.

It wasn't enough, authorities said.

As they stood trying to catch their breath, the cougar returned, biting one of them on the head and shaking him, Capt. Alan Myers of the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Police said Sunday.

The second cyclist ran, and the animal dropped the first victim and pounced on him, killing him and dragging him back to what appeared to be its den.

"They did everything they were supposed to do," King County sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Abbott said. "But something was wrong with this cougar."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

260 how was your weekend, joncelli ?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

261 Statutes of limitation don't run out if there are sealed indictments, right? And there are several tens of thousands of sealed indictments waiting to be opened like Pandora's box as this whole show goes live.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (UI5zK)

262 Also, I am pretty sure the term 'Bat Shit Crazy' is a Medical Term.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (5Se9q)

263 Y5!

Wow....you are not on top ten list

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (mMeIQ)

264 the original house of cards was much better than the netflix version.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

265 I've been waiting for months for Nip to turn up and tell us what a great Senator Thom has been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)



Ha. He was a nut-hugger in the NC statehouse and he's a nut-hugger now. Only difference is whose nuts he's hugging.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (vbvxt)

266 WDS!



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

267 One wonders what the average 50s era Democrat would have thought if you told them in the future a Dem president appointed a communist to head the CIA, and that said communist conspired with a social state (Britain) and RUSSIA to break down an American president.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (Z8FFX)

268 Brennan could be a flight risk.
Especially if it turns out he never studied how to land.
Posted by: Miklos,


iswydt

Posted by: muhammad atta, in jahannam at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (6FqZa)

269 >>"They did everything they were supposed to do," King County sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Abbott said. "But something was wrong with this cougar."


It was really fuckin hungry.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (5Se9q)

270 Statutes of limitation don't run out if there are sealed indictments, right? And there are several tens of thousands of sealed indictments waiting to be opened like Pandora's box as this whole show goes live.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (UI5zK)
+++++++++++
This is a very interesting take on the sealed indictments. I hope you're on to something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (hYcqw)

271 252 I remember the one time I made the wall of shame. It was not a good time in my life.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 10:58 PM (nBr1j)

Once for me too. Heidi pointed it out. I told her i had been working really hard and got busted. Shes in Virginia MN now but.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (aljs9)

272 Illinois bats. I hate Illinois bats.

Posted by: Jake Blues at May 20, 2018 11:01 PM (EzdLW)

273 "Members of the jury, my client, Mr. Brennan, after a lifetime of public service and voting for commies, may have taken a few liberties with the Constitution (and he did-wink).

Posted by: Otter for the defense at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

274 It's not bat shit, it's guano. So guano crazy. But that doesn't have the harsh consonants that make the original version work.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (UI5zK)

275 "Starbucks Grill" by Hon Denley
(based on Sunset Grill)

Let's go down to the Starbucks Grill
We can watch the working girls (who used to be guys) go by
Meet the "basket people" livin' in the restroom
And stare out at the auburn sky

Down at the Starbucks grill...

We won't leave 'til impeachment
Meanwhile, have more buds and beer
What would we do without all these SJWs anyway?
Besides, we have to live here

Down at the Starbucks grill...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

276

Extinctions down? Its almost as if global warming is a good thing.

Yeah, it'd really just be too bad if the planet warmed up and we had more places to grow food because food likes warm weather.

That'd almost be the perfect thing for a growing population, wouldn't it? But not for AGW psychos. Any change means OMG!!!11 THE SKY IS FALLING AND WE'REALLGONNA DIE!1111!!!1eleventy!11

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (GdWl+)

277 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

278 while making the top ten commenters or sock puppeteers list is a sign of being disturbed, topping both lists requires immediate institutionalization.

Posted by: yankeefifth
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It was very rainy this week. It was either this place, or cabin fever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (cp1if)

279 "They did everything they were supposed to do," King County sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Abbott said. "But something was wrong with this cougar."

Definitely something wrong with the cougar if he didn't act according to the experts' wishes.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 11:02 PM (FJXGr)

280 >>Hey everybody.


Yo Stevie.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:03 PM (5Se9q)

281 "But something was wrong with this cougar."

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Yeah, he's a ghetto cat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:03 PM (+y/Ru)

282 "Cyclists near Seattle" Why would anyone go out without a gun? That's ignorant.

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 11:03 PM (mk9aG)

283 It was very rainy this week. It was either this place, or cabin fever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May





lots of people will have to make that choice now that the feds closed backpage down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

284
I remember seething with contempt for Brennan several years ago when he was at something giving a speech, and condescending to everyone.

He refers to Jerusalem as "Al Quds", the Muzzie name for it. I've despised him with passion ever since seeing that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)

285 may have received an email from a friend who was complaining that since backpage was closed down he has no place to window shop for whores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

286 265 I've been waiting for months for Nip to turn up and tell us what a great Senator Thom has been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)



Ha. He was a nut-hugger in the NC statehouse and he's a nut-hugger now. Only difference is whose nuts he's hugging.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 20, 2018 11:00 PM (vbvxt)

-------

I'm about this close || to voting for the Democrat just to make sure Thom Tillis loses.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2018 11:05 PM (XlnE3)

287

Also, I am pretty sure the term 'Bat Shit Crazy' is a Medical Term.


*stares off into the distance...*

"Muldoon. He would know..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 11:05 PM (GdWl+)

288 I hope that whatever was "wrong" with that cougar isn't genetic... Or contagious...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E)

289 257 - yankeefifth

Just to remind folks who Brennan really is...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
997962456407330816.html

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 20, 2018 11:05 PM (W+kMI)

290
Bats carry a lot of diseases that can adversly affect humans. Love your bats from afar.
Posted by: garrett


There are charter members of National Man Bat Love Association here!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2018 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

291 I have run into Cougars a few times while on my bike.
It's not a fun experience.
Bears, too. Though they aren't looking to eat you. Just fuck you up.

Because, hey - I'm a Bear.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (5Se9q)

292 What the f**k is the problem w/ entry in to HS? Stop this and it won't be a problem.

Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (yJ1e6)

293 I just gotta go to Starbucks with a Dutch Brothers cawfee and a box of Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (aljs9)

294 Brennan wouldn't like it here.

Posted by: muhammad atta, in jahannam at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

295 277 Hey everybody.


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (+lOpA)

296 So will Rosenstein, in the end, be found to have been on team Trump or team Brennan?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (Z8FFX)


Team Rosenstein.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (FDnQi)

297 Hola Senor Esteban!

Posted by: Miklos se puede! at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

298 " the original house of cards was much better than the netflix version." Loved the original! Love the Netflix version!

Posted by: gp at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (mk9aG)

299
Bats carry a lot of diseases that can adversly affect humans. Love your bats from afar.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM



Yasiel Puig must be immune, or have a teflon tongue.

Posted by: Hands at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (EzdLW)

300 Statutes of limitation don't run out if there are sealed indictments, right?

Oh, please, God- a new TV series: "Trumpac the Magnificent". I'm not sure who would be his Ed McMahon. Adam Carolla? Yeah, I'd watch that.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (5OO3x)

301 Ordinary bats get a bad rep about those diseases. Entirely unwarranted fake news. The vampire bats, on the other hand.... Well, it's good to wear a necklace of garlic when around those dudes.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (UI5zK)

302 I'm drinking something called Prickly Pear Vodka produced by a local distillery. Slightly odd flavour, but I'm getting used to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (nBr1j)

303 Just to remind folks who Brennan really is...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
997962456407330816.html
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May




nice piece

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)

304 Northernlurker: the secret ingredient is hydrofluoric acid...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

305 If cougars only weren't food insecure they wouldn't have to kill and eat people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 11:08 PM (aljs9)

306 Shocker: Venezuela election board says Maduro wins.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (zuaBT)

307 We should give the cougars something to eat. Like, er, Democrats would be a good choice. And commies. Yeah, like that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (UI5zK)

308 Ruthless: they've got extra fiber!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (eMKNe)

309

"But something was wrong with this cougar."

Which really means, "QC fucked up somewhere."

Prep for when those Boston Dynamics' Spot Minis get turned loose to terrorize humans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (GdWl+)

310 302 I'm drinking something called Prickly Pear Vodka produced by a local distillery. Slightly odd flavour, but I'm getting used to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:07 PM (nBr1j)

So its made from cactus?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (aljs9)

311 Yesterday we did the state slogan thing...

Anyway, today on Quora, there's a thing: "Truthful slogans of major companies." Here's mine:

BMW: "Because I'm better than you"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)

312 Bring on the Tillis. I'll meet you with one Lindsey, and we'll trade 'em both for Manziel back from the Canadian League.

Posted by: Miklos current voter for Templeton at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (zCyNd)

313 Bysshe

I'm sorry but that is really just the most retarded name one could possibly come up with. And the spelling is ridiculous, to boot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (uSurQ)

314 Farmer......made your deviled ham dip this week! Yummy!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (mMeIQ)

315 the original house of cards was much better than the netflix version." Loved the original! Love the Netflix version!
Posted by: gp at May



when I started watching the netflix version I did not realize it was a knock off of the british version. would not have ever thought of it until kevin spacey started using the phrase "I could not possibly comment" phrase. then you notice the relationship with the young reporter. he even has a right hand man named stamper.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

316 Pound for pound, cats are probably the most dangerous *natural* predators (obviously not including a Marine Recon unit).

I think the mustelids beat the felines by a bit in the pound-for-pound predation thing. Cougars can kill elk and moose, but they get up to 200 pounds or so. Wolverines kill moose, and they only get to about 60 pounds. And the smaller ones (stoats, minks, weasels (slap or otherwise)) are pretty dangerous, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:11 PM (JGBbg)

317 A goofy (or goofier) version of the Trump White House would, or at least could, make good comedy.

But our entertainment industry is incapable of making it. It would be bitchy, hostile and paranoid and wouldn't last.

And they'd put Alec Baldwin in, who couldn't convincingly imitate *himself*, as it turns out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:11 PM (FDnQi)

318 Was hiking a Hetch Hetchy fire trail one bright afternoon when a mountain lion walked across in front of me. Nothing wrong with him. I, on the other hand, was completely fucked and miles from anything.

I got lucky.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 11:11 PM (5OO3x)

319 francis urquhart vs francis underwood.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

320 Actually, cougars should be trained as vegans. It would be good for their health, good for Gaia, and good for the safety of stupid people who jog around in the mountains wiggling their little asses so they look like the cougar's natural prey, deer. Running attracts the attention of the cats, like ringing a dinner bell for hungry farmers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:12 PM (UI5zK)

321
Shocker: Venezuela election board says Maduro wins.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Six more years! Six more years!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2018 11:12 PM (IqV8l)

322 Nothing wants to fuck with a Wolverine.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:12 PM (5Se9q)

323 When I'm ready. And that might take a couple of years. I think I might use Craig Ferguson as my role model for approaching women.

Sorry that was irrelevant to anything.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)

324 francis urquhart vs francis underwood.

Ian Richardson would beat Spacey by five touchdowns in an act-off.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:13 PM (zuaBT)

325 BMW: "Because I'm better than you"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)

Oldsmobile: "Because I'm your grandfather"

Posted by: Miklos Blue Book at May 20, 2018 11:13 PM (zCyNd)

326 Go fvck yourself.

Cherry Hill East Principal Apologizes to Black Students for 'Party Like It's 1776' Prom Tickets


Absolutely. Fvck them. All of them.

Cherry Hill is for losers, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:13 PM (uSurQ)

327 I'm a Bear.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:06 PM (5Se9q)

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2018 11:13 PM (wYseH)

328
Shocker: Venezuela election board says Maduro wins.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (zuaBT)


I am informed by Jimmy Carter and the America-hating Left that Venezuelan elections are free and fair. So my sympathy for the Venezuelan people is limited by this being the government they chose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (IlyUF)

329 Or a honey badger.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (w7KSn)

330 233 Bats carry a lot of diseases that can adversly affect humans. Love your bats from afar.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 10:53 PM (5Se9q)


True, but they also eat insects like mosquitoes that carry diseases. So I guess it's a wash.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

331 Running attracts the attention of the cats, like ringing a dinner bell for hungry farmers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:12 PM (UI5zK)

They should stop wearing those hats with the horns too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (aljs9)

332 Ruthless, actually conservatives could make that work. Just convince liberals who jog in those areas that it's better for Gaia if they're completely covered in worcestershire sauce before they start their hike, stuff like that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)

333 Honey badger would fuck with a wolverine any day. Into the Octagon! Two go in, honey badger comes out.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (UI5zK)

334 >> Nothing wants to fuck with a Wolverine

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

335 ...as soon as I it 'enter'...


I knew.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (5Se9q)

336 Nothing wants to fuck with a Wolverine.
Something does, or we'd have run out of them by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

337 Miklos, LOL.

GMC: "Because I don't know anything about quality"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:15 PM (eMKNe)

338 Nothing wants to fuck with a Wolverine.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2018 11:12 PM (5Se9q)

Uh, Garrett, your mother wants to tell you a story about where baby wolverines come from...

Posted by: 6th grade biology at May 20, 2018 11:15 PM (zCyNd)

339 Nothing wants to fuck with a Wolverine

Great White Shark on line one. He sounds pissed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:15 PM (zuaBT)

340 Hearing good things about Deadpool 2.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

341 francis urquhart vs francis underwood.

Ian Richardson would beat Spacey by five touchdowns in an act-off.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May



yep. spacey having admitted to abusing boys does nothing to help his character either. every time he has been giving it to the zoey blake character have to wonder if that is how he used the same moves with the boys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

342 BMW: "Because I'm better than you"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)


I think that applies to most luxury cars.

I think BMW thinks of itself as the "Goldilocks" luxury car. More reliable than Audi, less reliable than Lexus, more expensive than Volvo, less expensive than Mercedes, haughtier than Jaguar, less so than Rolls Royce.

Unless you get one of those circa-2000-2005 cars where all the electronics fail, in which case it's less reliable than Audi.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (FDnQi)

343 The ever useful F word is in this case being used in a less than literal sense. Analogy and shit like that.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (UI5zK)

344 239 That Brennan seems either supremely cocky or terrified.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem



Insulated. He and his comrades have gotten away with criminality for decades. They don't believe anything will happen to them because they are 'Good' and do 'Good' things for 'Good' reasons. Pure as the driven snow they are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (pY+s4)

345 Mervign, hmmm :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

346
Back in my 20s, I wanted some good work boots. I was told Wolverine boots were the best. Expensive. Well, the sole came off the first pair in no time, and I traded 'em in for another pair. Same thing.

IIRC, they were having quality control problems. Anyway, I just said the hell with it and have been buying El-Cheapo work boots ever since. If they wear out soon, no great loss.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 20, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

347 kindltot--Wow! That is a fabulous video. I wonder what it is like to run that fast, that freely...thanks!

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:17 PM (X+6iw)

348 Merovign, hmmm :-)
(wanted to get the name right)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:17 PM (eMKNe)

349 The Cosa Nostra used to think they were invincible, too. Now they hide under their beds while MS-13 comes looking for them. Analogy: Trump is MS-13, but without the tats.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:18 PM (UI5zK)

350 Great White Shark on line one. He sounds pissed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:15 PM (zuaBT)


Great White Sharks grow a new set of teeth every thirty days.

They're not angry, they're just teething.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:18 PM (FDnQi)

351 Ferrari: "you wish, tiny penis man"

Posted by: Miklos, not a good salesman at May 20, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)

352 I think that applies to most luxury cars.

I think BMW thinks of itself as the "Goldilocks" luxury car. More reliable than Audi, less reliable than Lexus, more expensive than Volvo, less expensive than Mercedes, haughtier than Jaguar, less so than Rolls Royce.

Unless you get one of those circa-2000-2005 cars where all the electronics fail, in which case it's less reliable than Audi.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May



really? I always thought bmw was only concerned with competing with mercedes. they were the sporty and less luxurious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

353 Anyway, today on Quora, there's a thing: "Truthful slogans of major companies." Here's mine:

BMW: "Because I'm better than you"


That was a movie back in the 90s. "Crazy People". Sanitarium inmates making honest ads. "Volvo: They're boxy, but they're good!"

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:19 PM (JGBbg)

354 (wanted to get the name right)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:17 PM (eMKNe)


Well, somebody had to, sooner or later.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:19 PM (FDnQi)

355 I am informed by Jimmy Carter and the America-hating Left that Venezuelan elections are free and fair. So my sympathy for the Venezuelan people is limited by this being the government they chose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2018 11:14 PM (IlyUF)



I feel bad for the ones who Did Not Want This. But otherwise.....

Saw a youtube by a couple guys who went down there. Everywhere are signs prohibiting guns and smoking(???).

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:20 PM (+lOpA)

356 I saw Deadpool 2 this weekend with Teh Elder Spawn... It was 'OK'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 11:20 PM (e9G8E)

357 Great White Sharks grow a new set of teeth every thirty days.

They're not angry, they're just teething.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May




well, the thing you should be afraid of is whatever is knocking the teeth out of great whites so often that they have to keep re-growing them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

358 Repeat after me everyone with a brain: Malthusians are always wrong. Always.

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 20, 2018 10:33 PM (0/0WS)


I swear, I am going to have to learn everyone about the Essay on the Principal of Population, which is quite explicitly a discussion on why the socialist dreams of equality will not only not work, they will cause greater misery.
First part is a discussion on poor relief and market economies, the second is an argument against Condorcet, and the third is a severe criticism of Reverend Godwin; both were looking at the perfectibility of mankind.

Anyhow, Malthus wrote this paragraph describing the failure of the implied contract between the subject and his political master who had gained power by promising to solve all those economic problems by enforcing social restraints:

" To prevent the recurrence of misery, is, alas! beyond the power of man. In the vain endeavour to attain what in the nature of things is impossible, we now sacrifice not only possible but certain benefits. We tell the common people that if they will submit to a code of tyrannical regulations, they shall never be in want. They do submit to these regulations. They perform their part of the contract, but we do not, nay cannot, perform ours, and thus the poor sacrifice the valuable blessing of liberty and receive nothing that can be called an equivalent in return.


It is free on Gutenberg. I encourage everyone to read at least the first third.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2018 11:20 PM (2K6fY)

359 mikeski, oh yeah. Volvos are basically mini-tanks with windows.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:21 PM (eMKNe)

360 brennan is terrified.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

361 Monday's a holiday in Canada. The weekend's still here. Hoo Ray.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 20, 2018 11:22 PM (IeDO8)

362 so, watching Sliders again...

is it just me or is Rembrandt a whiney high pitched 1990s Stepin Fetchit? Jar Jar just called and said, 'ex-squeeeeeeze me, yousa supa supa annoying'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

363 brennan knows someone is going to order him to get naked in a tub full of hot water and hand him a glass of water, a handful of aspirin and a razor blade.

spacey style.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

364 brennan is terrified.
Posted by: yankeefifth


That would explain why I saw him at Target the other day buying Depends in bulk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

365 Unless you get one of those circa-2000-2005 cars where all the electronics fail, in which case it's less reliable than Audi.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May



really? I always thought bmw was only concerned with competing with mercedes. they were the sporty and less luxurious.
Posted by: yankeefifth

BMW's were always supposed to be a driver's car. And the older ones, up to the millenium, were actually built to be worked on by their owners, if they had a mind to. try that with some Japanese Luxury car. Or just about any Japanese car. But not any more. BMW changes their building approach and now they are just like everyone else.
And MB owners have cognitive dissonance. There are ALWAYS things going wrong with Mercedes Benz's. Their reliability is only as good as the extensive preventive maintenance you are supposed to perform....at the dealer.

And don't get me started with Audi's. They are fun to drive and very expensive to maintain. Everything is a thousand dollars.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (S6Pax)

366 GMC: "Because I don't know anything about quality"

GMC: "Support your UAW pensioners! Buy a truck!"

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (JGBbg)

367 About twenty years ago I realized that no one I had ever talked to had actually read Malthus. I bought his essay, actually a small book of 160 pages or so as I recall, and learned just what Kindltot says above, which is directly opposite to what most people, in their ignorance, think Malthus was about. He was a leading economist of his age, BTW, and that was before economics mostly went guano crazy.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (UI5zK)

368 Volvos are basically mini-tanks with windows.

I miss my S70. Great car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (zuaBT)

369 publius--
I am with you. When I heard that POS Brennan say "al quds,' I wanted to vomit. I thought right then, "This man is a traitor. We will find out he is a Muslim Aldrich Ames."

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (X+6iw)

370 Yeah tillis is the gift that keeps on giving. And nip was in state government when it sucked too

Posted by: NCKate at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (6WXhH)

371 >>brennan knows someone is going to order him to get naked in a tub full of hot water


This is never a good plan.

Posted by: Jean - Paul Marat at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (5Se9q)

372 Socialism always ends in genocide and starvation.

...simple premise.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)

373 That would explain why I saw him at Target the other day buying Depends in bulk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

374 I think Malthus was roughly accurate on his calculations.

The more Democrats there are, the more are hungry and on food stamps.

Do the math.

Posted by: Miklos v. Filburn at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)

375 328
Shocker: Venezuela election board says Maduro wins.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:09 PM (zuaBT)

I am informed by Jimmy Carter and the America-hating Left that Venezuelan elections are free and fair. So my sympathy for the Venezuelan people is limited by this being the government they chose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Every single Venezuelan could have voted against Maduro and he still would have won. Its not who votes. Its who counts them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (pY+s4)

376 so, watching Sliders again...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
+++++++
Nice to know that I'm not the only lunatic. It's been a while for me but I occasionally revisit it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (hYcqw)

377 volvos always seem to mumble I have had enough excitement, forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

378 mikeski, oh yeah. Volvos are basically mini-tanks with windows.

That was a quote from the movie; I can take no credit.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:25 PM (JGBbg)

379 volvo should never have quit making the 240, should have simply kept refining and improving.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

380 I think Ferrari is "People who tell you that money can't buy happiness don't have enough money."

Lamborghini used to be "MMMBLLAAAAAARGH," but now that Audi owns them it's "*ahem* MMMBLLAAAAAARGH!"

Koenigsegg's is, of course, "If you can spell it without checking you can order a stereo with it."

Toyota is "Let's face it, you really needed family car anyway."

Honda is "Why don't people accept that we're better than Toyota?"

GM is all like "Well they don't sell Renaults here anymore, so somebody has to build cars inconsistently."

Ford is in the corner with a rope talking about how they can't go on making cars anymore, surrounded by piles of truck money.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:26 PM (FDnQi)

381 I am with you. When I heard that POS Brennan say "al quds,' I wanted to vomit. I thought right then, "This man is a traitor. We will find out he is a Muslim Aldrich Ames."

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (X+6iw)


You could have said that about pretty much anyone in barky's junta, Barky most of all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:26 PM (uSurQ)

382 Hello, ONT!

>>>And folks, do scroll on through and check out
Saturday Night Sidebood. Got a nice apron and kitchen theme there.
That's one of my favorites, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

I have an apron. It has a sea turtle on it. I wear it when frying, to keep my boobs blister-free.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 11:26 PM (iTpm7)

383 Venezuela didn't need an election, it needed a revolution. Viva la Revolucion!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:26 PM (UI5zK)

384
Brennan saying "Al Quds" and don't tell the plebes what I just said in Arabic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmGe_lVYxDw

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 20, 2018 11:27 PM (8O3HH)

385 Volvos... they're bulky but they're safe.

/some movie starring Dudley Moore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)

386 FIAT: "My cousin Tony needs work"

Posted by: Miklos v. Agnelli at May 20, 2018 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

387 think Ferrari is "People who tell you that money can't buy happiness don't have enough money."

Lamborghini used to be "MMMBLLAAAAAARGH," but now that Audi owns them it's "*ahem* MMMBLLAAAAAARGH!"

Koenigsegg's is, of course, "If you can spell it without checking you can order a stereo with it."

Toyota is "Let's face it, you really needed family car anyway."

Honda is "Why don't people accept that we're better than Toyota?"

GM is all like "Well they don't sell Renaults here anymore, so somebody has to build cars inconsistently."

Ford is in the corner with a rope talking about how they can't go on making cars anymore, surrounded by piles of truck money.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May




LOL



Sinatra said, "you buy a ferrari when you want to be somebody, you buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody."

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)

388 Brennan doesn't give a shit because he knows that no Deep-State actor has ever been held to account and none ever will.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (kWrQ3)

389 Nice to know that I'm not the only lunatic. It's been a while for me but I occasionally revisit it.***
Netflix made a very similar pilot/movie called Parallels.
A group of accidentally thrown together people move through alternate realities. Only they were trying to make a coherent plot as to why it was happening.

Would have been great if they continued it...


Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Z8FFX)

390 And you buy an Oldsmobile when you're somebody's father.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (UI5zK)

391 I'll take a Lotus, please. No need for a slogan, just the car. Thanks.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (X+6iw)

392 Belated greetings to you, Ladyl! I was speaking to a slapweasel. They're good talkers, they are! Entertaining.

I have not read anything whatsoever about the royal wedding. I was not invited. I'm miffed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (iTpm7)

393 volvos always seem to mumble I have had enough excitement, forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

I occasionally drive my wife's S80, and it is a fine car. Rock solid at 100mph+ on the highway, and very responsive on windy roads.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (wYseH)

394 I think Ferrari is "People who tell you that money can't buy happiness don't have enough money."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:26 PM (FDnQi)


And when they come up against a car they can't beat (an AC Shelby Cobra, say) then cheating is the Ferrari way.

That said, the 308GTS remains one of the most beautiful cars, ever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (uSurQ)

395 Every single Venezuelan could have voted against Maduro and he still would have won. Its not who votes. Its who counts them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 20, 2018 11:24 PM (pY+s4)


I read an article about the election earlier today. Apparently Maduro's campaign largely consisted of dire predictions of unrest and violence if he lost. That's probably because his goons would have been the ones causing the unrest and violence.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

396 LadyTheo, fresh out. How about a nice Aston Martin? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

397 Rolls-Royce: "If you have to ask, Your Majesty, you can't afford it"

Posted by: Miklos , driving on the right at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (zCyNd)

398 43 Brennan, Strzok, and others talked themselves into enough of a lather repeating left-wing propaganda that they decided it was worth abusing their power as government employees.

Somewhat like every group of jackasses does, from corrupt county sheriffs to CEOs that dump toxic waste in remote communities to slavers to dictators.

People are so good at imagining that we can imagine an excuse for *anything*.

Personally I think Brennan is too smug to be a flight risk, but I've never met the man.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Your post seems to suggest that they weren't taking orders from above (WH), which I'm confident they were.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (IeDO8)

399 I miss my S70. Great car.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (zuaBT)


Oh and don't get me started on my V70 turbo.

I moved down to a VW because bad choices and excuses.

If that trajectory continues my next car will have Hot Wheels written on the bottom.

P.S. not all Volvos are boring.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (FDnQi)

400 And you buy an Oldsmobile when you're somebody's father.

Or an antique car dude or a time traveler. Oldsmobiles went the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:30 PM (zuaBT)

401 Actually, cougars should be trained as vegans.

-
After the revolution, new soviet cougars will be vegetarian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:30 PM (+y/Ru)

402 Brennan doesn't give a shit because he knows that no Deep-State actor has ever been held to account and none ever will.***
Back when we had a national security apparatus that could do more then just make pee-pee dossiers and not catch Islamists, someone like Brennan would have been handled via a "plane crash".
Like Ron Brown but less convenient for the Clintons.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2018 11:30 PM (Z8FFX)

403 qdpsteve,
Hmmm. Nope. Look under the bed and between the couch cushions-could be one hiding there.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:30 PM (X+6iw)

404 Aston Martin: "Please consult warranty before driving under water"

Posted by: Miklos , swimming on the right at May 20, 2018 11:31 PM (zCyNd)

405 I'll take a Lotus, please. No need for a slogan, just the car. Thanks.

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:28 PM (X+6iw)


I had a friend in high school whose dad had a Lotus. He put all of his mechanic's kids through college and provided the downpayments for each of their first two houses.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:31 PM (uSurQ)

406 Starbucks: Smell the smug.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:31 PM (+y/Ru)

407 Saab used to make jet fighter planes. Volvo used to make beer wagons. True fact.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:31 PM (UI5zK)

408 I occasionally drive my wife's S80, and it is a fine car. Rock solid at 100mph+ on the highway, and very responsive on windy roads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May




well, compared with your Buick.




//

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

409 OT, but why would anyone put a cannon on a B1-B? Not like it can fly slowly.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (xFZUI)

410 P.S. not all Volvos are boring.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (FDnQi)

The back seats are comfy!

Posted by: Miklos recalling classic blonde jokes at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)

411 Good for you Miley

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (mMeIQ)

412 LadyTheo, the title '007' means nothing to you?? ;-)

Is it just me or are Bentleys kind of vulgar looking? Or maybe it's just that there's always some flash-in-the-pan half-wit rapper driving them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

413 >> I have an apron. It has a sea turtle on it. I wear it when frying, to keep my boobs blister-free.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

I now identify as a sea turtle. I hope you need to find a lime for your recipe.

Posted by: publius, Gloveless, at the ficus at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

414 It's the Chavez voters I'm referring to. Chavez begat Maduro. (obviously)

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (+lOpA)

415 Hollywood: You'll watch what you're told and like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:33 PM (+y/Ru)

416 I read an article about the election earlier today. Apparently Maduro's campaign largely consisted of dire predictions of unrest and violence if he lost. That's probably because his goons would have been the ones causing the unrest and violence.

"Nice country you got there. Shame if something were to happen to it."

"Dude, you already happened to it."

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:33 PM (JGBbg)

417 Oldsmobiles were just spiffed-down Caddys, and Buicks were spiffed-up Chevys. Pontiacs were just, well, strange. Kind of like cuckoos in the GM nest.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:33 PM (UI5zK)

418 >> I was not invited. I'm miffed.

From what I've read, you had to be a moonbat SJW to be invited to that.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (8O3HH)

419 miklos and Primordial, LOLs. :-)

Anon, that's their old slogan. The new Starbucks slogan is "sure go ahead and crash on the couch for the next 19 hours, it's not like we can stop you." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (eMKNe)

420
I was being dry about Venezuela. Should Maduro be toppled the America-hating Left would just say we sabotaged them. Couldn't have been the inherent failures of the Bolivarian system, no never.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (NInPf)

421 Or an antique car dude or a time traveler. Oldsmobiles went the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:30 PM (zuaBT)

Not true. The LeScimitar sells well in certain markets.

Posted by: Miklos recalling classic car names at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

422 I don't know why anyone is surprised by the Venezuela vote. Those are the same people who kept voting Chavez in over and over and over. They're retarded and masochistic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (uSurQ)

423 Joe Mannix: a lot of the first-season eps were #woke and obnoxious, after the anti-Soviet pilot.

There was a string of them: the Ollie North world, the Crown Provinces of America world (where Rush Limbaugh supported the King), the no-penicillin world (where The Rich deliberately infected the people), the female-dominant world (making a point about male privilege).

Also Fox did a Firefly on Sliders and screened the eps out of order, for the first three(!) seasons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

424 By coincidence, I, too, was not invited to the Royal Wedding. Hmmpf.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:35 PM (UI5zK)

425 Mountain lion was unhealthy and couldn't catch deer so it turned to slow, clumsy human prey.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 20, 2018 11:35 PM (84F5k)

426 This is the first week in ages that my name hasn't been on the Wall of Shame. How can that be?!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2018 11:36 PM (LC8hC)

427 Or an antique car dude or a time traveler. Oldsmobiles went the way of the dodo.
--------

Well, there is the '78 Cutlass Calais in my garage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:36 PM (y3sT9)

428 Oldsmobiles were just spiffed-down Caddys, and Buicks were spiffed-up Chevys. Pontiacs were just, well, strange. Kind of like cuckoos in the GM nest.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:33 PM (UI5zK)


Everything GM did was competing with *someone* (not always very well).

Cadillac competed with luxury foreign cars (and its own past). Pontiac competed with sporty foreign cars. Chevrolet competed with Ford. Buick competed with Cadillac for people who couldn't afford Cadillacs. GMC competed with commercial truck manufacturers. Oldsmobile competed with Buick, and lost.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (FDnQi)

429 Target: Reliving yourself in our restrooms is not only convenient, it's an adventurous learning experience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (+y/Ru)

430 Also Fox did a Firefly on Sliders and screened the eps out of order, for the first three(!) seasons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (6FqZa)


Ever since Memento everyone is doing that ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (uSurQ)

431 Those are the same people who kept voting Chavez in over and over and over.

To his credit, Chavez was Albert Einstein/Adam Smith/Isaac Newton/Benjamin Franklin/Winston Churchill compared to Maduro.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (zuaBT)

432 Venezuela is no more a free country than Stalin's USSR. Uncle Joe got 99% of the votes and the other one percent was sent to Siberia or shot in the back of the head with a bill for the bullet going to his or her family. History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes, as someone who I forget who once wisely said.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (UI5zK)

433 260 how was your weekend, joncelli ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)

I've got my sleep patterns turned around because my doctor raised the dose on my blood pressure meds. It was like the '90s when I worked from 3 to midnight. Annoying. Luckily I was able to roll out of the sack and get some mowing done in the interim between incessant rain showers here in My chunk of PA.

I see you went to a rally, how did that go?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (1FhAQ)

434 I now identify as a sea turtle. I hope you need to find a lime for your recipe.

Posted by: publius, Gloveless, at the ficus at May 20, 2018 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

There are limes in the crisper. It's a drawer at the bottom of the fridge.
Gloveless, you say?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (iTpm7)

435 The Paolo, he may have been invited to the Royal Honeymoon. When bride does not make the vow to obey and when the pastor makes the wedding all about the justice social, this is the music to the ear of the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

436 This is the first week in ages that my name hasn't been on the Wall of Shame. How can that be?!
Posted by: Surfperch
----------

Shirker. I was counting on you to push me off the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (y3sT9)

437 Well, there is the '78 Cutlass Calais in my garage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:36 PM (y3sT9)

Next to the stuffed dodo.

Everybody wins!

Posted by: Miklos, conflict resolution consultant at May 20, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

438 Starbucks: "We never close, 'cuz the bums never leave"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:39 PM (eMKNe)

439 Time: Buy our magazine, please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:39 PM (+y/Ru)

440 Chavez just went to Cuba and asked them what to do. They developed his economic plan.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:39 PM (+lOpA)

441 "They did everything they were supposed to do," King County sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Abbott said. "But something was wrong with this cougar."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Except, perhaps, leaving their personal security to chance. A firearm would have left this a local news story.

And that victim who was killed and dragged to the den? It was a woman.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 11:40 PM (Dp6qK)

442 joncelli: went well (apart from nearly getting run over). I am glad I went. Lots of support from passing cars.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:40 PM (6FqZa)

443 Buy this magazine or we will shoot this cute puppy. Really, we're serious this time.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:40 PM (UI5zK)

444 I'm thinking about taking a trip to Norway. It would not be cheap, but I'm giving it serious thought.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:40 PM (nBr1j)

445 Shirker. I was counting on you to push me off the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (y3sT9)

Not shirker. Hoarder, more like. We know how to deal with commenter Kulaks.

Posted by: "Miklos" Dzerzsinsky at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

446 I wish I could appear on the Hall of Shame list.

Not having the time to screw around is simultaneously a plus and a minus.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)

447 To his credit, Chavez was Albert Einstein/Adam Smith/Isaac Newton/Benjamin Franklin/Winston Churchill compared to Maduro.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (zuaBT)


Chavez bankrupted a prosperous country, persecuted his political enemies, had gangs of thugs hound reporters and critics, and his family stole billions of dollars from peasants and merchants and foreign companies.

Maduro's basically the same person, he just started without a prosperous country.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (FDnQi)

448 And that victim who was killed and dragged to the den? It was a woman.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 11:40 PM (Dp6qK)



Strange they left that detail out.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (+lOpA)

449 Deep State: We must, indeed hang together or, assuredly we will hang separately.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (NbRJx)

450 Norway is stunningly beautiful. I've motorhomed up and down that country three times and every turn in the road give you more amazing landscapes.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (UI5zK)

451 History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes, as someone who I forget who once wisely said.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:38 PM (UI5zK)

Samuel Clemens.

Posted by: a source close to the matter at May 20, 2018 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

452 slow, clumsy UNARMED human prey.

/the flounder out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa)

453 446 I wish I could appear on the Hall of Shame list.

Not having the time to screw around is simultaneously a plus and a minus.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)

I was on there just once, during the worst time in my life. So I'm happy to not get back to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:42 PM (nBr1j)

454 Time: Buy our magazine, please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:39 PM (+y/Ru)


I think I have a dollar around here, in exchange for your company's assets, if any.

It's in change.

Mostly pennies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:42 PM (FDnQi)

455 Hmm, Samuel Clemens eh? I would have sworn it was Mark Twain.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (UI5zK)

456 Tesla: Putting your money to work!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (+y/Ru)

457 If you can't figure out hitler rigged election, as did
Stalin, as did Chavez, as our own demorats with slick willy coaching. Well then, stay out of politics until you can live without a nukker in your mouth and no longer need diaper changes. MOVE PAST CLUELESS ! ! !

Posted by: ron n. at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (MBrFx)

458 I think GM gave up on Pontiac due to them being the mama-bear average. A bit of luxury, but not Caddy level. A bit of power, but not a camaro. A bit of style, but not a corvette. etc.

Buick couldn't be allowed to die, because the badge, for some reason, has a lot of cachet in China.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (JGBbg)

459 qdpsteve,
Goose. Of course I am acquainted with Mr. Bond. I do like the Aston. Have never driven one. Have driven a Lotus.

Probably better for all concerned if I stick with my company Ford Escape' (pronounced "ess-cah-pay.")

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (X+6iw)

460 In a show of support for the Homeless Community we will be changing our name to 'StarBums' effective tomorrow.

Posted by: Starbucks Coffee at May 20, 2018 11:44 PM (LC8hC)

461 -Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:42 PM (nBr1j)

Quite understandable, good Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:44 PM (Ckg4U)

462 I miss my S70. Great car.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (zuaBT)
++++++
I had a string of 850s and liked them rather a lot. Their auto transmissions in the early '90s weren't wonderfully reliable (powerplants are a different story). The clutch in the '93s was dreadful - felt like pudding and the friction point was nearly impossible to hit reliably. The 97 with which I replaced it was a dream except the light bulbs. All Volvos of that era just eat bulbs. You know a real Volvo owner by how many spare bulbs he carries.

I quit liking them so well when they downsized and went from boxy to obnoxiously curvy. The early oughts also weren't great from a reliability standpoint, but I haven't looked into it recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 11:44 PM (hYcqw)

463 Starbucks: " If we Fight for 15 and get it, will we be safe in the parking lot?"

Posted by: whole bean Miklos at May 20, 2018 11:44 PM (zCyNd)

464 Presdent Obama should do something about this witch hunt Trump wants to do. Trump lied and America died just like Mr. Brennan has said.............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 20, 2018 11:44 PM (qM84C)

465 Mark Penn seems to have been red-pilled.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM (kWrQ3)

466 slow, clumsy UNARMED human prey.

"That was incredible. No fur, claws, horns, antlers, or nothin'. Just soft and pink."

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM (JGBbg)

467 The thing about Venezuela is it *should* be prosperous, and it's a beautiful country.

The history of prosperity isn't *that* hard to learn, that everyone has to screw it up.

People just love the dumb too much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM (FDnQi)

468 Who will travel to Vermont and rid us of this foul woman?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM (UI5zK)

469 447 To his credit, Chavez was Albert Einstein/Adam Smith/Isaac Newton/Benjamin Franklin/Winston Churchill compared to Maduro.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2018 11:37 PM (zuaBT)

Chavez bankrupted a prosperous country, persecuted his political enemies, had gangs of thugs hound reporters and critics, and his family stole billions of dollars from peasants and merchants and foreign companies.

Maduro's basically the same person, he just started without a prosperous country.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (FDnQi)

And Sean Penn thinks anybody who criticizes Chavez should be jailed. Lovely man that Penn, and so wise. Do I need a sarc tag? I'll go and get one.
And this Prickly Pear Vodka is tasting better.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 20, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)

470 198 What's a weekend?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2018 10:09 PM



You're dead, why do you care?

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2018 10:47 PM (RfzVr)


No one tells my job that I'm dead.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2018 11:46 PM (cardr)

471 Heckler (ampersand) Koch: You Suck and We Hate You.

Sony: The Wave of the Future, With Proprietary Features That Make Us Useless

Lenovo: All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2018 11:47 PM (2K6fY)

472 From what I've read, you had to be a moonbat SJW to be invited to that.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:34 PM (8O3HH)

Out in the Territories where I reside, no SJWs are tolerated.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 11:47 PM (iTpm7)

473 Does the prickly pear vodka have the prickly pointy parts in it? That would give it extra zing for sure.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:47 PM (UI5zK)

474 When Maduro rigs an election, he wins. Hillary Clinton? Not so much.

Posted by: CyberCipher at May 20, 2018 11:47 PM (p6WoB)

475 About twenty years ago I realized that no one I had ever talked to had actually read Malthus. I bought his essay, actually a small book of 160 pages or so as I recall, and learned just what Kindltot says above, which is directly opposite to what most people, in their ignorance, think Malthus was about. He was a leading economist of his age, BTW, and that was before economics mostly went guano crazy.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:23 PM (UI5zK)


Same with Keynes. He got things wrong, but he's not the boogieman that many on the right make him out to be.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Tnhbr)

476 I rather enjoy Clogginstien's visits...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (e9G8E)

477 >> There are limes in the crisper. It's a drawer at the bottom of the fridge.

------------------------

Go for it. I'm behind you all the way.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

478 The thing about Venezuela is it *should* be prosperous, and it's a beautiful country.

So is Mexico. So is lots of Central and South America. And resource rich. And having had the greatest economic engine in world history right next to them (for Central America, at least).

But, noooo ... They like being tyrannical shitholes. No matter what progress is made they always return to the tyrannical shitholes they feel at home in. It's part of the legacy of the ex-Spanish and Portuguese colonies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (uSurQ)

479 "No one tells my job that I'm dead."
-Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2018 11:46 PM (cardr)

I'll call them tomorrow. Here's my card...

*Slapweasel Industries - Representing The Dead since 1995*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)

480 Delta Airlines: Take a chance on us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (+y/Ru)

481 No one tells my job that I'm dead.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2018 11:46 PM (cardr)


Hey, the man shows up and does his work, I don't care if he's dead. I ain't no bigot.

Posted by: Buzzion's Boss at May 20, 2018 11:49 PM (FDnQi)

482 The US is not yet quite corrupt enough to rig an election for dang sure. Just wait though. If not Hillary, then someone just as bad or worse is waiting in the wings to keep trying.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:49 PM (UI5zK)

483 Actually, not sure the Nazis "rigged" any elections. They just didn't have any real ones, after they'd topped out at around 33% of the vote, and through a series of events had the chancellorship and the key ministries. The "seizure of power" was from an elected, "legitimate" role in a multi-party government.


Various referenda on Hitler and other questions in the first months after the seizure of power took place in an atmosphere of intimidation, with the commies and social democrats banned, etc. So those weren't legit elections, but the earlier ones had been.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 11:50 PM (QDnY+)

484 BMW: "Because I'm better than you"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)

Yeah, we know, and we hate you for it.

Posted by: Audi at May 20, 2018 11:50 PM (Dp6qK)

485 Anon,

Delta: "Die in a crash and your next flight with us is free!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)

486 buzzion - No one tells my job that I'm dead.

Why's everyone making a fuss?

Posted by: Dan Rostenkowski at May 20, 2018 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

487 Dick's Sporting Goods: Shove your money where the sun don't shine, murderers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:50 PM (+y/Ru)

488 So what about Mazdas? I don't think I've ever heard a Mazda joke.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

489 Kaynes and Malthus are very misrepresented, like a LOT of historical figures. I mean, Keynes was a debt hawk, pretty much none of his philosophical descendants are.

The worst example is probably Machiavelli, tho. Poor guy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (FDnQi)

490 Mazda: "Hey, guys? We're right here. Hello? Guys? Guys??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

491 Subaru: "The butchest car you can get"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

492 slow, clumsy UNARMED human prey.

"That was incredible. No fur, claws, horns, antlers, or nothin'. Just soft and pink."
Posted by: mikeski
----------

Snapped a pic of this at an auto repair shop:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9jknvgd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (w1zJX)

493 Go for it. I'm behind you all the way.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

As dependable as an atomic clock, you are.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (iTpm7)

494 So what about Mazdas? I don't think I've ever heard a Mazda joke.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (sdi6R)


The RX-7 was a really nice car.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (uSurQ)

495 Subaru: "Males need not apply"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

496 *Sees Mazda* *Points* Ha ha!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:52 PM (UI5zK)

497 The timing of the fan and shit get-together is pretty perfect. Right on time. And under budget.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (IeDO8)

498 >> Out in the Territories where I reside, no SJWs are
>> tolerated.

You Territories sound like a most inviting and hospitable abode, Your Grace. I shall have to explore them soon. Maybe I'll find just the spot.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (8O3HH)

499 Same with Keynes. He got things wrong, but he's not the boogieman that many on the right make him out to be.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Tnhbr)

Keynes was very strong on having a balanced budget in normal times, and a governmental surplus in flush times.

Posted by: Miklos, neo-non-Keynesian at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)

500 Ruthless, but seriously, the Miata was nice.

Guys were drooling over them in the late 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

501 Same with Keynes. He got things wrong, but he's not the boogieman that many on the right make him out to be.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Tnhbr)
++++++++++
The General Theory was one of the hardest things I had to get through. Clear writing was not one of Keynes' strong suits. This, I think, is a reason for the absence of consistent or straightforward interpretation of his theories. He was wrong about a lot of things, but he wasn't evil like the communists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (hYcqw)

502 468 Who will travel to Vermont and rid us of this foul woman?
Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM (UI5zK)

As a Pricipled Conservative(TM) with eternal undying principles of honor and courage I will personally travel to Brattleboro, walk up to Mary, give her a firm look in the eye and shout, "YOU GO GIRL!!!"

Posted by: Max Boot at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (LC8hC)

503 So is Mexico. So is lots of Central and South America. And resource rich. And having had the greatest economic engine in world history right next to them (for Central America, at least).

But, noooo ... They like being tyrannical shitholes. No matter what progress is made they always return to the tyrannical shitholes they feel at home in. It's part of the legacy of the ex-Spanish and Portuguese colonies.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:48 PM (uSurQ)

It's same story pretty much everywhere that the Spanish went dur the colonial period. Shitholes across the board. Feudalism as far as the eye can see. Only the U.S. instituted a true capitalist system. The results should tell you something about both culture and economics.

Posted by: CyberCipher at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (p6WoB)

504 CNN: We've trapped you in the airport!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (+y/Ru)

505 There's a woman in Alaska who posts on Youtube..

She has cats and the eagles come perch on her deck rail.. funny..

so..you can't always tell from a meme picture what's going on..

https://youtu.be/M9EBofaI5Xs

https://youtu.be/AYunv_fzFL4

eagles ain't stupid...

she has lots of videos of you follow her nick..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (5tSKk)

506 Dick's: "Yes. Yes, We Are."

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (5OO3x)

507 btw, that was another scummy thing Bill did on his way out, pardoning Dan 'Ghost Employer' Rostenkowski because he 'did a lot for his country'.

I can't even imagine what this place would be like under a Hillary Presidency. The Clintons gave crooks a bad name.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)

508 Kanye is a controversial economic theorist, but he can't be ignored.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 11:55 PM (kWrQ3)

509 t-bird, LOL.

Dick's: "We ARE our name"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

510 Kaynes and Malthus are very misrepresented, like a LOT of historical figures. I mean, Keynes was a debt hawk, pretty much none of his philosophical descendants are.

The worst example is probably Machiavelli, tho. Poor guy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (FDnQi)


Steve Keen has some decent arguments that Keynes was bastardized by classical economists focusing too much on equilibrium models.

I cringe whenever someone tries to quote Keynes line, "in the long-run we're all dead." They inevitably take it out of context.

And yes, Machiavelli is another who is completely misunderstood.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 11:55 PM (Tnhbr)

511 So what about Mazdas? I don't think I've ever heard a Mazda joke.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:51 PM (sdi6R)


The engineering behind the vacuum control system on the 93+ RX-7 is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that only comes to you when you're curled up on the bathroom floor after three times the normal human limit of gin drinks and raw fish.

Mazda's motto, after the Cosmo, RX-7, 323gtx, Millenium, RX-8, and Mazdaspeed 6 is: "It was actually a success, but we didn't have the confidence to push it hard enough to sell large numbers."

It's not pithy like the others, but it's kind of quietly sad. Like a 1990s 626.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:55 PM (FDnQi)

512 The production price of Venezuelan crude is around $22/barrel, less than half the lowest price for crude in recent years and now around 30% of world prices. Yet socialist have managed to create an oil desert in that oil soaked nation.

Good job socialists. Yet another roaring success story to add to the long list of accomplishments.

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2018 11:56 PM (NbRJx)

513 wouldn't normally expect the eagle to let that scenario occur. maybe he is injured.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2018 10:11 PM (MTjB1)

Or stuffed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2018 11:56 PM (dOgJt)

514 Strange they left that detail out.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2018 11:41 PM (+lOpA)

Seattle Times went to great lengths to obscure it. S.J. Brooks.

women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ article-5751831/PICTURED-32-year- old-biker-killed-starving-cougar.html

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 11:56 PM (Dp6qK)

515 Ha, ha! Monday's a national holiday here, losahs!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2018 11:56 PM (Evws/)

516 Kanye is a controversial economic theorist, but he can't be ignored.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 20, 2018 11:55 PM (kWrQ3)


Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you speak, but everyone knows Hayek was the best economist ever!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 20, 2018 11:57 PM (Tnhbr)

517 499
Keynes was very strong on having a balanced budget in normal times, and a governmental surplus in flush times.
Posted by: Miklos, neo-non-Keynesian at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)


Right. He believed in deficit spending only during economic downturns, and then running a surplus during boom times.

Politicians found it much easier to deficit spend all the time.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2018 11:57 PM (sdi6R)

518 I never owned a Mazda. Only had a few Jap cars, two Nissans that were actually my wife's and one Subaru which I didn't like and got rid of after about eight months. Five Mercedes and they were all good, three diesels and two gas models. Also five Jeeps of various models including my current Liberty. Plus a mix of various Ford and GM cars, a couple of pickups and one BMW.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 20, 2018 11:57 PM (UI5zK)

519 Keynes was very strong on having a balanced budget in normal times, and a governmental surplus in flush times.

Posted by: Miklos, neo-non-Keynesian at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)


Yes, which most "Keynesians" these days ignore. But the fact is that government is not supposed to be generating profits (surpluses).

The only way to actually control government spending and deficits is for the money to be on a gold standard, so it can't just be printed up any time the government wants to. Outside of that, there's not really any way to control government spending - not until the bond market just brings the whole shebang down, of course.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2018 11:57 PM (uSurQ)

520 "That was incredible. No fur, claws, horns, antlers, or nothin'. Just soft and pink." Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM

I remember that... Far Side, I think...



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 20, 2018 11:57 PM (e9G8E)

521 I just donated an RX-7 that I've had for decades and just can't, because of health, work on anymore. I'm a little bitter. That car was like family.

At least it was donated to a college racing team and not to the crusher. They hope to have pictures of her racing by next year for me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2018 11:58 PM (FDnQi)

522 Mary is so right!!


I trust that Mr. Walter Brennan, he's the real McCoy!

And Mary, the Brattlesboro Craft Guild and Collective Guilt Collective would like to display your autographed IOU from that nice Ms. Bernice Sanders (?) (from the College) in their display next month.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 20, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

523 LadyTheo, fresh out. How about a nice Aston Martin? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)


There is a poster out for Used Aston-Martins.

It has a very lovely lady in a very short negligee and white stilettos showing a gorgeous derriere with the slogan: "You know you are not the first, but do you really care?"

For slogans, that one is arresting.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2018 11:59 PM (2K6fY)

524 oh man, Rosty's wiki page. talk about the DC swamp. everyone in DC came together to say that Rosty was railroaded y'all. he played by the old rules! all that corruption was just how things used to be done!

Please, God Emperor Donald Trump; fumigate that place.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)

525 Not even Jimmy Carter would claim that this was a fair election. All real opposition parties have been suppressed.

It's very sad.

Y'no, back in the Cold War days, the USA would have fought this commie takeover both covertly and diplomatically. But Obama for all practical purposes supported it.
POS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (0jtPF)

526 The General Theory was one of the hardest things I had to get through. Clear writing was not one of Keynes' strong suits. This, I think, is a reason for the absence of consistent or straightforward interpretation of his theories. He was wrong about a lot of things, but he wasn't evil like the communists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (hYcqw)


Keynes was trying to explain the Great Depression precisely to prevent Communism or Fascism from winning over converts. When you have massive unemployment for years at a time, it's not a good thing for society. Meanwhile, the bearded academic on the corner is passing out his manifesto about how the workers of the world can seize the means of production from the corporate fatcats, while on the other side of the street the brownshirts are telling the workers that their plight is the fault of the Jews...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (Tnhbr)

527 How can there be emaciated cougars when CAGW must mean that there are plenty of food sources now that there's no more snow?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (Evws/)

528 Had I pulled-up in the driveway with a "Rice-Burner", my Father would have killed me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)

529 Today's Keynesians are like the people that pick out the good chocolates from the box and leave the rest. They are glad to overspend their way out of a recession, but also happy to overspend their way back into another.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (UI5zK)

530 Some guy did a ownership cost video comparing his Aston Martin DB-7 to his Acura sedan.

If you deduct the depreciation, there's actually not much difference, at least for the five years or whatever it was.

Personally, if I had an Aston, *and it was reliable*, I'd want to keep it long term.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:01 AM (FDnQi)

531 Snapped a pic of this at an auto repair shop:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9jknvgd
Posted by: Mike Hammer

[Picture of two bears discussing those rear-window family-member decals]

Didn't some Moron once call those decals a "kidnapper's menu"?

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 12:02 AM (JGBbg)

532 Kindltot, hmmm :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)

533 "Ha, ha! Monday's a national holiday here, losahs!"
-Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2018 11:56 PM (Evws/)

I work on American National Holidays. No big deal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:02 AM (Ckg4U)

534 There was a debate in Toronto on Friday night about whether or not PC is a force for good. Jordan Peterson and Stephen Fry argued the "con" side; Michael Eric Dyson and Michelle Goldberg were on the pro-PC side. Dyson basically race-baited Peterson (at one point, he called Peterson "a mean white man" Stephen Fry in turn called Dyson a snake oil peddler). Watch the debate and it becomes clear that Dyson and Goldberg re not very bright and were completely outclassed by Peterson and Fry. The debate illustrates what ace has been saying: Fry is a lefty and Peterson is pretty middle of the road, but the crazy left is now labeling everyone to the right of Mao "alt right."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakbpnjn
Spoiler: The audience was polled after the debate and the "con" side not only won, but 6 percent of the audience changed their minds in favor of Peterson and Fry. When you watch the debate, you'll see why. Even lefty Canucks in Toronto are getting sick of PC and race baitng bullshit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)

535 458 - mikeski

Buick has a mystic outside the US that goes back 70+ yrs.

I remember my late father telling me that in Pre-WW II Germany, Buick was THE car for successful professionals.

I suspect in Asia, the same view held. I watched a Korean SciFi film (with a Godzilla knock-off) where the important govt types drove up in big Buicks (Century's and Roadmasters).

Buicks are a thing outside the US more than most folks realize.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (W+kMI)

536 527 How can there be emaciated cougars when CAGW must mean that there are plenty of food sources now that there's no more snow?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (Evws/)

WA is loading up on predators (wolves), while scaling back hunting of the same. Prey is down, competition is up.

Emaciated predator takes the predictable route. It didn't stop to ask about preferred pronouns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 12:04 AM (Dp6qK)

537 It wasn't just the question of government spending. Keynes was arguing that it was possible to end up in a state of higher unemployment than classical models allowed, and also about the basic assumptions of individuals in these models, especially regarding their ability to make rational decisions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 12:06 AM (Tnhbr)

538 "That was incredible. No fur, claws, horns, antlers, or nothin'. Just soft and pink." Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:45 PM

I remember that... Far Side, I think...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Correct! You win one No-Prize, not-signed by Stan Lee himself.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 12:06 AM (JGBbg)

539 Spoiler: The audience was polled after the debate and the "con" side not only won, but 6 percent of the audience changed their minds in favor of Peterson and Fry. When you watch the debate, you'll see why. Even lefty Canucks in Toronto are getting sick of PC and race baitng bullshit.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)


Peterson is actually a creature of the left, just the center-left.

And Goldberg was just as much of a lying bitch as Dyson, her opening statement was primarily a series of distorted ad hominem attacks on Peterson. If I were the moderator I would have stopped her and ask her if she wanted to continue or be escorted from the venue.

I an incensed that a debate "moderator" allowed that kind of behavior. Stay home and wank next time, loser.

Peterson is old school and tried to stay on topic. He might have done better to explain why Goldberg started by lying and demanded an apology. I think a lot of the audience were aware of it anyway, but some of them probably hadn't heard enough of Peterson to know she was lying.

The whole thing was a train wreck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (FDnQi)

540 -Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)

That was in the sidebar and it was a beat-down.

Dyson used "Preacher Word Salad" and Michelle Goldberg was incomprehensible.

Peterson and Fry lit them up like a scoreboard, even after the crowd applauded for Dyson's Jesse Jackson-Style bullshittery.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)

541 So... The starving old cougar's last meal was a person of gender expression?


I'm a bit surprised the press isn't all over this angle...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (e9G8E)

542 Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2018 10:51 PM (QDnY+)
---
yeah, i 'member that.

idiots.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (QDw86)

543
The thing about Venezuela is it *should* be prosperous, and it's a beautiful country.

So is Mexico. So is lots of Central and South America. And resource rich.


How about the entire continent of Africa?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (IqV8l)

544 Keynes was trying to explain the Great Depression precisely to prevent Communism or Fascism from winning over converts. When you have massive unemployment for years at a time, it's not a good thing for society. ...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 12:00 AM (Tnhbr)
Surely. Keynes may well have been trying to do the right thing and he certainly saw potential for some of the great evil that we actually got in the mid twentieth. I think one of his greater contributions was the notion of sticky wages preventing equilibration and worsening unemployment. I think he might have given that particular problem too much weight, but he identified the problem extraordinarily well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (hYcqw)

545 So... The starving old cougar's last meal was a person of gender expression?


Not liking this...

Posted by: Huma at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (zCyNd)

546 I think GM gave up on Pontiac due to them being the mama-bear average. A bit of luxury, but not Caddy level. A bit of power, but not a camaro. A bit of style, but not a corvette. etc.

Buick couldn't be allowed to die, because the badge, for some reason, has a lot of cachet in China.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 11:43 PM (JGBbg)



First, you're right about Buick's success in China being it's salvation in continued production.

Pontiac's problem though, was chaos in it's designs going back at least a dozen years before their demise.

They did not have a common design concept within their lineup. Not even a little.

At the end, their G-3 looked nothing like the Holden based G-6, the Solstice was unique to itself (although cloneufactured for Saturn), they'd already dropped the Firebird, and it was never resurrected as was the Camaro. The Grand-Am became a dated relic, and they'd long since lost the Bonneville and Catalina full sized sedans and coupes.

The Pontiac Brand steered an essentially rudderless course through the last dozen years of it's life.

Here's the pity, and the joke is on GM. Both Pontiac and Oldsmobile produced some of the finest variants of both the small and large block V-8s, with both having benchmark engines passionately sought after by hot rod builders of every kind.

Pontiac, being the first "next step up" from Chevrolet, also penned some of the finest styling of the GM fleet in the mid to late '60s, and through the '70s. Their motto was "We Build Excitement", and there for a couple of decades...they did.

Then, the EPA stepped, ruined all the fun, and pulled the factory's fangs.

Went steadily downhill, after that.


R.I.P. PMC



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (QzJWU)

547 deadpool 2 was hilarious. saw it this weekend with Mrs Kim.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (0OmEj)

548 BMW: "Because I'm better than you"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM (eMKNe)

BBW: Roomy.

Posted by: Jaime Gumm at May 21, 2018 12:09 AM (Dp6qK)

549 Cats do great against little birds, but against the
larger ones, not so much. Unless they can sneak up on them, then all
bets are off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2018 10:28 PM (pvjTE)

My old cat Claws, now departed, caught and killed a magpie once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 12:09 AM (dOgJt)

550 512 - Ripley

Venezuelan oil has an additional factor... it's considered 'dirty' crude. Lots of contaminants that take extra refining to remove, so yeah, they have LOTS of oil, but it's bottom-shelf stuff. You buy it when nothing better is available.

Or you're not picky... like China.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 12:10 AM (W+kMI)

551 Not Fade Away by Sammy and the Sarcastics:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J31ZvJmSgh4

That's our Mr. Bassman playing the bass and singing harmony vocals.

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (/A+Cl)

552 545 So... The starving old cougar's last meal was a person of gender expression?

Not liking this...
Posted by: Huma at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (zCyNd)

Watch out boi, she'll chew you up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (Dp6qK)

553 Surely. Keynes may well have been trying to do the right thing and he certainly saw potential for some of the great evil that we actually got in the mid twentieth. I think one of his greater contributions was the notion of sticky wages preventing equilibration and worsening unemployment. I think he might have given that particular problem too much weight, but he identified the problem extraordinarily well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:08 AM (hYcqw)


Yup. That and the idea that people are horrible at accurately predicting the future and some of the implications of that.

IIRC, even Friedman had praise for some of Keynes other work, especially regarding probability.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (Tnhbr)

554 "That was incredible. No fur, claws, horns,
antlers, or nothin'. Just soft and pink." Posted by: mikeski at May 20,
2018 11:45 PM



I remember that... Far Side, I think...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto



Correct! You win one No-Prize, not-signed by Stan Lee himself.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 12:06 AM


It was on a Valentine's Day card in the 1980's... Inside, it read "Thinking of you." I remember buying it and to whom I gave it, still!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (e9G8E)

555 Jen Chaney @vulture - 'There Are Not a Lot of Reasons to Watch 13 Reasons Why Season Two'

There weren't too many reasons to watch the first season. It was very Lifetime Movie Of The Week, and my interior narrator was taking on the voice of Mr Mackey.

Bullying is bad mmkay. Raping people is bad mmkay. Suicide - very baaad, mmkaaay.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (6FqZa)

556 Jaime, yup. Still remember that magazine...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

557 540 -Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)

That was in the sidebar and it was a beat-down.

Dyson used "Preacher Word Salad" and Michelle Goldberg was incomprehensible.

Peterson and Fry lit them up like a scoreboard, even after the crowd applauded for Dyson's Jesse Jackson-Style bullshittery.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)



Because liberalism is default. It is unthinking response. Because that is what is taught as acceptable. Actually get some people thinking and they will turn away from that.

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 12:12 AM (cAnNx)

558 Chipotle's: Like Having Your Own Lava Fissure!

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 12:12 AM (nBBdT)

559 t-bird, Chipotle: "Take a gamble on life" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

560 You Territories sound like a most inviting and
hospitable abode, Your Grace. I shall have to explore them soon. Maybe
I'll find just the spot.

Posted by: publius, of Vae at May 20, 2018 11:53 PM (8O3HH)

There are excellent spots for picnicking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2018 12:13 AM (iTpm7)

561 ... but the crazy left is now labeling everyone to the right of Mao "alt right."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)
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This is why I only call them "leftists" now. (Classical) liberals on right and left generally debate on how far into individuals' lives the state should encroach. Communists and their ilk (and the post-modernists and SJWs are decidedly in that category) are millenial cultists seeking to destroy man and recreate him in their own image. This is the "left pole" effect - where anything to the right is fascism, even if it is traditionally lefty. The new left is exceedingly dangerous and we can't apply the "old" methods of debate and evolution of ideas to them. They want to destroy anything outside their sphere of belief and understanding. You can't debate them because, for all intents and purposes, you don't exist in their world view.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:13 AM (hYcqw)

562 Well, you know why Dyson wants Peterson to go with him to a black Baptist church. So Peterson can be surrounded by hostile people who have been told he is a racist while he is harangued and humiliated and can't answer back. I hope Peterson doesn't do it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:13 AM (H80UQ)

563 I've read that Venezuela's oil can only be refined in the U.S. because of its "dirtiness".

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 12:13 AM (Evws/)

564 Fry is interesting because he's far left but culturally British.

Most of the far left discard their own cultures in favor of a hypothetical ideal society.

The *only* ones of any interest don't do that. They're still horribly wrong in many ways, but they tend not to be angry or totalitarian.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (FDnQi)

565 Rostenkowski was a generic corrupt Democrat pol from Illinois who was for some reason was prosecuted. Blagojevich was another one. Maybe they just wanted to make examples of a few so all the rest could go on their way.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (kWrQ3)

566 "Because liberalism is default. It is unthinking response. Because that is what is taught as acceptable. Actually get some people thinking and they will turn away from that."
-Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 12:12 AM (cAnNx)

It was simple emotion without self-examination and it was pathetic. I remember being eighteen, as well.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (Ckg4U)

567 534
Spoiler: The audience was polled after the debate and the "con" side not only won, but 6 percent of the audience changed their minds in favor of Peterson and Fry. When you watch the debate, you'll see why. Even lefty Canucks in Toronto are getting sick of PC and race baitng bullshit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:03 AM (H80UQ)


I watched the first half of that yesterday. I still haven't finished it.

Dyson is a nasty piece of work. He made me want to do violence to my monitor. Unfortunately he seems to be the rule rather than the exception in today's academia.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

568 Michelle Goldberg is a 1, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

569 as for the coog, apparently people are putting out bait for wildlife so they can take selfies with the wildlife in the background. maybe some idiot had taken a coog selfie. so that coog associated humans with food.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 12:15 AM (6FqZa)

570
Peterson and Fry lit them up like a scoreboard, even after the crowd applauded for Dyson's Jesse Jackson-Style bullshittery.



Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)

Idiots in the crowd might have applauded, but the overwhelming majority still voted in favor of Fry/Peterson. And I'm glad Dyson's detestable racism got booed.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:15 AM (H80UQ)

571 When you have massive unemployment for years at a time, it's not a good thing for society. ...

Heh. Care to guess what is NOT our goal?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 21, 2018 12:16 AM (c/EDo)

572 "Somehow, I released it without it tearing me to ittsy-bitsy pieces but a damn fine hunting coat was sacrificed to Artemis."
Man, that took nerve. One flick of a beak or a claw, and you could lose an eye. The closest I've come to that is the one time I freed a mouse from a glue trap.

BTW, isn't the owl sacred to Athena, not Artemis? Not that it matters.

Posted by: Brown Line at May 21, 2018 12:17 AM (S6ArX)

573 I am guessing Blago had the twin sins of being in business for himself and making the most wonderful person in the world look bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2018 12:17 AM (2K6fY)

574 568 Michelle Goldberg is a 1, though.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

GTFO.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 12:18 AM (Dp6qK)

575 I've read that Venezuela's oil can only be refined in the U.S. because of its "dirtiness".

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2018 12:13 AM (Evws/)

Close. Venezuelan crude is both "heavy" and "sour".

The only refineries set up to deal with it are in Venezuela, but they can't even keep up with price controlled domestic demand-they have to re-import refined products ( like Iran).

The only refineries that can handle it are on Bonaire, Netherlands Antilles, off the Venezuelan coast; and along the US Gulf Coast.

There was one in the US Virgin Islands, but was closed because nobody wanted to invest in a refinery set up for an unstable supply.

Posted by: Miklos, a highly refined sort at May 21, 2018 12:19 AM (zCyNd)

576 Michelle Goldberg is a 1, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (sdi6R)


You know what? Imma say 0.

And I'm not as picky as most of you people.

But to borrow another vulgar youth meme:

"Wat dat mouth do?" "LIE."

No thanks. She's an intellectual bunny boiler without so much of the intellect (she really stumbled a lot, though I admit I don't know if she has stage fright, which would also explain it).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:20 AM (FDnQi)

577 "Idiots in the crowd might have applauded, but the overwhelming majority still voted in favor of Fry/Peterson. And I'm glad Dyson's detestable racism got booed."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 21, 2018 12:15 AM (H80UQ)

Virtue-Signalling is always going to be "A Thing", but this romantic notion of "Equal Outcomes" will always lose to a Meritocracy.

People will respond to flowery language and applaud like they mean it, but they will always return to the Gods of the Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

578 Michelle Goldberg is a 1, though.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 12:14 AM (sdi6R)
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After a cursor image search, she seems like a great example of how you can go from "homely" to "hideous" with just the power of your mind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:20 AM (hYcqw)

579 As a good old boy might say, stupid ain't purty.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:21 AM (UI5zK)

580 That disaster and you only have yourself to blame?

Yeah. I've been there. Couple times.

Thing is, it was always something new/different.

I never saw any of it coming.

Most times a surprise. At least for a moment and then on reflection I'd realize that, yeah I should've seen that coming.

Couple times I had no clue what the F*ck just happened or why. Or I knew what happened but could find no reason for it.

Some people forget that there is a bit of luck in everything that happens to you. For good or for ill.

This is why I don't disparage people who are down on their luck unless I know the exact circumstances and who/what exactly was at fault.

If good luck can come in string then so can bad and sometimes that string can be for years. Seen it. Experienced it.

So be kind to others and never presume to know that they deserved what happened to them or what they were like before life kicked them in their ass . . a couple dozen times.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2018 12:22 AM (3YVDU)

581 Blago was mostly inept at corruption, especially by Illinois standards.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (kWrQ3)

582 Virtue-Signalling is always going to be "A Thing", but this romantic notion of "Equal Outcomes" will always lose to a Meritocracy.

People will respond to flowery language and applaud like they mean it, but they will always return to the Gods of the Copybook Headings.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
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Then the meritocracy must be destroyed. Meritocracies don't have outcomes that they like, so off with its head/

Also, "Gods of the Copybook Headings" should be required reading in high schools. Why do I suspect that Common Core doesn't include it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (hYcqw)

583 Michelle Goldberg is so stupid that dogs won't lick her face.

...stage-fright, my ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)

584 but this romantic notion of "Equal Outcomes" will always lose to a Meritocracy.
Posted by: Slapweasel


Yup. You could plane the USA smooth, economically, today, and by this fall we'd have rich and poor again, if only because some enterprising folks would plant their ration of potatoes rather than eating them.

Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (JGBbg)

585 People will respond to flowery language and applaud like they mean it, but they will always return to the Gods of the Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

Ask the students if they are willing to have GPA points "redistributed".

It has been tried, and the outcome reflected...unchanging human nature.

Posted by: Miklos, statistically valid at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)

586 ome people forget that there is a bit of luck in everything that happens to you. For good or for ill.

This is why I don't disparage people who are down on their luck unless I know the exact circumstances and who/what exactly was at fault.

If good luck can come in string then so can bad and sometimes that string can be for years. Seen it. Experienced it.

So be kind to others and never presume to know that they deserved what happened to them or what they were like before life kicked them in their ass . . a couple dozen times.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2018 12:22 AM (3YVDU)


People can end up in hard times due to bad luck. It's bad choices, bad habits, and bad behavior that keeps them there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 21, 2018 12:24 AM (Tnhbr)

587 Yup. You could plane the USA smooth, economically, today, and by this fall we'd have rich and poor again, if only because some enterprising folks would plant their ration of potatoes rather than eating them.
Posted by: mikeski at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (JGBbg)
++++++++
Price's Law is a bitch and a half.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:24 AM (hYcqw)

588 "We Build Excitement", and there for a couple of decades...they did.
------------

As I mentioned the other night, 'Tri-Power' was a Pontiac trademark.

Anyone who ever drove an HD421 2+2 is unlikely to forget it. Then there was the GTO...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 12:24 AM (cp1if)

589 543 - Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Africa is at an awkward intersection... women are baby factories because of past factors (like losing children due to disease), except enough modern medicine makes it in-country to make that way of thinking obsolete; and, a firmly entrenched 'my tribe good, your tribe bad' mentality.

Those two factors have ruled the roost since... forever. That alone is the chief reason why there are NO permanent signs of civilization (beyond ruins) on that continent.

Chinese colonization *may* change that, but I doubt it. The people of Africa are cannon fodder until there are some major (and permanent) changes to the mind-set there.

Don't hold your breath waiting for Wakanda... maybe next Millennium, but I'm not making any bets on that.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 12:25 AM (W+kMI)

590 some enterprising folks would plant their ration of potatoes rather than eating them.

... then after the enterprising folks starve to death, the others eat their wasted corpses and open a Mickey D's around the corner. Later they make french fries.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:25 AM (UI5zK)

591
Some people forget that there is a bit of luck in everything that happens to you. For good or for ill.
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All it takes is one bad bounce of the ball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 12:26 AM (cp1if)

592 503---
It's same story pretty much everywhere that the Spanish went dur the colonial period. Shitholes across the board. Feudalism as far as the eye can see. Only the U.S. instituted a true capitalist system. The results should tell you something about both culture and economics.
Posted by: CyberCipher at May 20, 2018 11:54 PM (p6WoB)
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Actually, it's not "the same story" everywhere.
And not all former Spanish colonies are "shitholes." Nor is Spain itself.

There is no question that the English political legacy has been invaluable to its former colonies and is far superior to that of Spain, France, or the Netherlands.
But the extent to which countries are "shitholes" usually has more to do with the natives (and imported slaves) than anything else.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 12:27 AM (0jtPF)

593 I think Chicago's issue is that if you were a politician there, being a crook was easy-mode. They all did it and nobody gave a shit.

When those crooks get into DC, they just jumped into the trough not knowing how things got done. Those old Southern good-ol'-boys know how to be crooks in DC and to get away with it. Chicago pols just know how to be crooks in Chicago.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 12:27 AM (6FqZa)

594
590 some enterprising folks would plant their ration of potatoes rather than eating them.

... then after the enterprising folks starve to death, the others eat their wasted corpses and open a Mickey D's around the corner. Later they make french fries.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:25 AM (UI5zK)

You know you only need to plant the skins for the Potatoes to grow.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 12:29 AM (LC8hC)

595 then after the enterprising folks starve to death, the others eat their wasted corpses and open a Mickey D's around the corner. Later they make french fries.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:25 AM (UI5zK)

Enterprising people tell stories among their kinsmen, of the great boating accidents that befell their forebears, and what lies under the sacred waters...

Posted by: Miklos, taking potshots at some Golden Boughs at May 21, 2018 12:29 AM (zCyNd)

596 Michelle Goldberg is so stupid that dogs won't lick her face.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)


I *think* her ad hom attacks were based in deliberate dishonesty, but I can't prove that.

She might just be stupid, or thoughtless, or whatever.

Whether lies by her or lies to her, though, they were still lies.

Peterson never claimed that men and women can't work together, or that women shouldn't wear makeup, or that women should be forced to marry unappealing men, and these are all things she and her cohort are trying to push.

That moderator should be fired.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:30 AM (FDnQi)

597 All it takes is one bad bounce of the ball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 12:26 AM (cp1if)

Or highball.

Posted by: *hic!* at May 21, 2018 12:31 AM (zCyNd)

598 And not all former Spanish colonies are "shitholes."

Are you going with Chile, the one furthest from the equator? Or Florida?

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 12:32 AM (nBBdT)

599 BTW in re: Venezuela. That country has been a violent and murderous country for at least 70 years that I know of.

Lost my cousin to riots in the '50's in Caracas. My first brush with the death of someone I knew he was my age; 8 yo.

They share a psychology with the Filipinos.

Very nice people but very temperamental and will cut you in a trice for very little reason.

In both countries they are very passionate and homicidal over their politics. All this of course is subjective opinion due to my experience. YMMV

Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2018 12:32 AM (3YVDU)

600 You know you only need to plant the skins for the Potatoes to grow.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 12:29 AM (LC8hC)

Look at the fat, rich, know it all. Let's redistribute his shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 12:32 AM (Dp6qK)

601 Farmer......made your deviled ham dip this week! Yummy!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 20, 2018 11:10 PM

Excellent, glad you liked it. We fine it tasty, my Grandma's recipe.

Be well, hope to see you at GNAMM II, should be fun.

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2018 12:33 AM (yJ1e6)

602 But the extent to which countries are "shitholes" usually has more to do with the natives (and imported slaves) than anything else.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 12:27 AM (0jtPF)

if only the Hispanoamericos could follow the Haitian example...

Posted by: Tonton Macoute Miklos at May 21, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)

603 -Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:23 AM (hYcqw)

That's what they're trying to accomplish. They want to change the language and corrupt the youth with The Long March Through the Institutions.

Not in America, however. Our D.N.A. resists Communism and Socialism in its very form.

As they try to change the bloodlines of our Nation, we are there to shunt their attempts and castigate them at every step.

This 'Culture War' will be won by facts over emotion.

-Fact: I will kill to save my Family.

-Emotion: You're a jerk-hole.

-Fact: I have weaponry and training.

-Emotion: You're mean and white.

Besides... we are funnier than they are. Just look at Owen Benjamin. Dude crushes and not just in 'Flyover Country'. He can demolish a crowd in Burlington, Vermont.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:33 AM (Ckg4U)

604 And not all former Spanish colonies are "shitholes." Nor is Spain itself.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 12:27 AM (0jtPF)


Spain's more of a basket case than a shithole.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 12:34 AM (uSurQ)

605 Anyone who ever drove an HD421 2+2 is unlikely to forget it. Then there was the GTO...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2018 12:24 AM (cp1if)




Poor Man's Stealth GTO.

In the '68 model year, the LeMans could be ordered with almost identical powertrain options to the GTO. Really, most were absolutely identical, save for all but the highest extremes.

I rode in one as a pie-eyed kid, as the owner demonstrated the meaning of "acceleration."

And yeah, it had the hood-mounted tach, too.

Back then, Pontiac was a very formidable brand in the world of muscular cars.

Having poked around the GM stable quite a bit in my yoot, I'll postulate this.

Late '60s Pontiacs were the highest of build quality in the GM lineup.

Not "most luxurious". Or, "most loaded". Quality. As in, absence of manufacturing flaws, failures, superior fit and finish, etc.

That's what makes the demise of the brand, such a damned shame.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX






Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 12:34 AM (QzJWU)

606 ..."That moderator should be fired."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:30 AM (FDnQi)

He didn't know what he didn't know. He should have done his research, but he was negligent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)

607 I have noticed that the ONT tends to hit 600 comments +/-30 minutes from my bedtime. I can't quite set my watch by it, but it's surprisingly close.

And on that note, I am off to bed so I can work tomorrow. G'night, everyone!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:38 AM (hYcqw)

608 Spain's more of a basket case than a shithole.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 12:34 AM (uSurQ)

Not all. The Catalans are quite OK, and resent the rest of Spain the same way northern Italians resent the rest of Italy.

It's all nice to visit, though, but Barcelona is the pickpocket capital of Europe.

Posted by: Miklos del Mundo at May 21, 2018 12:38 AM (zCyNd)

609 Wasn't there an early mark of Pontiac LeMans where the only access to the Number 8 spark plug was by removing the motor entirely from the car?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2018 12:38 AM (e9G8E)

610 1960s Pontiacs were good. I had a Catalina and a Bonneville, both nice driving cars. I remember when we first got the Catalina and were driving somewhere and my wife told me I was driving too fast. (I was probably going 70.) So I said. OK, you drive and pulled over. She's going blithely along and I'm looking at the speedometer. After a while I mention, "Honey, you do know you are going a hundred miles an hour don't you." Oooops.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:39 AM (UI5zK)

611

Wow, I finally got one up on Alton Brown. I started 'thermal shocking' burgers 30 years ago, forming them and partially freezing them then grilling, cast iron pan, of my favorite, a cast iron griddle on a grill with lid and soaked wood chips du jur. Same with steaks. Delicious crispy caramelized exterior, perfect medium rare inside every time...

Posted by: InVino Veritits at May 21, 2018 12:39 AM (AyGZp)

612 Hey y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:39 AM (QWGds)

613 FUN FACT

Buicks sold in China still have ash trays.

(actual fun fact)

Posted by: Miklos, formerly of GMAC at May 21, 2018 12:40 AM (zCyNd)

614 Slap call me sometime. If not in the next half hour, maybe tomorrow?

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2018 12:41 AM (yJ1e6)

615 Is it wrong for me to look forward to tomorrow like a child on Christmas Eve?

Because I am.

The sphincters in DC must be pretty tight right about now...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:41 AM (QWGds)

616 Howdy, SMH!
----

I might call you tomorrow, Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:42 AM (Ckg4U)

617 All men are created equal, but differ greatly in the sequel. (one of the founders said that, damned if I remember which. It's just an acceptance of the facts, which are that we are equal in the eyes of the law but not equal in potentials and outcomes. When you try to level the potentials and outcomes you get the dictatorship of mediocrity.)

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 21, 2018 12:43 AM (1FhAQ)

618 607 I have noticed that the ONT tends to hit 600 comments +/-30 minutes from my bedtime. I can't quite set my watch by it, but it's surprisingly close.

And on that note, I am off to bed so I can work tomorrow. G'night, everyone!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 21, 2018 12:38 AM (hYcqw)

If an ONT reaches 600 comments before Midnight (in the Eastern Time Zone) in the next three hours or so it will reach 1000 comments.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2018 12:44 AM (LC8hC)

619 The sphincters in DC must be pretty tight right about now...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:41 AM


I'm not getting too excited... We've been at this point before only to be disappointed! Remember "tick-tock"?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2018 12:45 AM (e9G8E)

620 Slap, didja get my new email addy?

If not, lima-juliet-charlie-oscar-papa-echo-lima-alpha-november-delta-eight-tree-eight-tree at the geemale thingamajig.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:45 AM (QWGds)

621 This ONT seems to be losing steam. It takes something like a Beavermania attack to really push the old comment meter to the peg.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:45 AM (UI5zK)

622 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 21, 2018 12:45 AM (e9G8E)

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Neither am I.

But just the mere fact that Trump is making them sweat is making me giddy.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:47 AM (QWGds)

623 621 This ONT seems to be losing steam. It takes something like a Beavermania attack to really push the old comment meter to the peg.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:45 AM (UI5zK)

Did someone say 'Beaver'?

Posted by: The Beavermaniacs at May 21, 2018 12:47 AM (LC8hC)

624 @ SMFH.


Good to seeya here, ma'am!

I'm looking forward to a bountiful day on tomorrow's talk radio dial.

I'll be making sawdust at furious rate, so will have the garage mounted 120 wpc JVC cranked up to "Whole Neighborhood" volume, so as to hear the shows above the sound of the screaming motors and whirling blades.

End result will be new stair railings, and a few neighbors more politically educated than at sunrise.

Public spirited, I am.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

625 I'm looking forward to a bountiful day on tomorrow's talk radio dial.

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This^

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:48 AM (QWGds)

626 It was just a historical note about the beavers. Not an invitation to start more beavermaniac cray-crayness. Calm down, take a deep breath, think of something besides beavers. Squirrels, perhaps. Or manatees, they are always good.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:49 AM (UI5zK)

627 619 The sphincters in DC must be pretty tight right about now...

?

18 hour days, no lallygagging around getting a suntan...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 21, 2018 12:49 AM (AyGZp)

628
621

BEAVER FEVER! CATCH IT!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2018 12:49 AM (e1mEI)

629 He didn't know what he didn't know. He should have done his research, but he was negligent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)


It doesn't take research to identify ad hominem attacks, which don't require dishonesty to be forbidden from debates.

If a moderator in my Jr High School debate club had been that bad, they would have been kicked out of the club.

The "pro" side even disavowed their side's position within minutes and then devoted the rest of the discussion to separate contentions regarding feminism and structural racism, as well as their ignorant hostility to one of the other debaters.

I think I have only ever seen one debate handled worse than this, and that one made national news because it was SO BAD no one even attempted to discuss the contention at hand.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 12:50 AM (FDnQi)

630 Seriously you guys, 86 the beaver shit.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:50 AM (UI5zK)

631 LOL Jim!

I do that with my daughter.

And tomorrow I'll be watching the g-babies outside (weather permitting), and they're gonna be wondering why Gammy is laughing like a loon.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 12:51 AM (QWGds)

632 NSFW version of Aston Martin ad. No idea what they are talking about.
https://tinyurl.com/y7sy6clo

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 21, 2018 12:51 AM (xFZUI)

633 Someone say beaver?

Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2018 12:53 AM (cAnNx)

634 81 -- cbd: That's a shame.I've read several of his books and learned a lot from them. Edward Said hated Lewis with a purple passion, so you know Lewis was on to Said's bs. One less voice in the in an academic field that is owned more and more by Saudi paid Islamic apologists. I suspect there isn't a single Middle East studies department left in the US that contains a single individual capable of telling the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 21, 2018 12:53 AM (twkXM)

635 Well, this ONT is on life support and the prognosis ain't good. Think I'll wander off to a better place, namely my comfy bed. Night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 21, 2018 12:54 AM (UI5zK)

636
630
I didn't bring it up. My comments involved WSU Cougars and emaciated cougars. And imported wolves.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2018 12:54 AM (e1mEI)

637 Seattle Times went to great lengths to obscure it. S.J. Brooks.



women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ article-5751831/PICTURED-32-year- old-biker-killed-starving-cougar.html

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018 11:5

So, not a woman. A tranny.. Cougar just doing what a cougar's got to do, clransing the gene pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 12:56 AM (dOgJt)

638 598
Are you going with Chile, the one furthest from the equator? Or Florida?
Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2018 12:32 AM (nBBdT)
--------------------------
Chile, Uruguay, Argentina --- yeah, now that you mention it they are farthest from the equator!
But Costa Rica and Panama aren't shitholes either.

Now, Argentina, is a basketcase, as PrimordialOP puts it.
Pretty much like Spain and Italy, where nearly all of the people come from.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 12:57 AM (0jtPF)

639 Someone say beaver?
Don't start that shit again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 21, 2018 12:57 AM (IcT7t)

640 No. A mentally ill woman. I'll not be co-opted in their denial of science and lies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 12:58 AM (Dp6qK)

641 I'll buy every bit of that, Merovign. You're right.

That should be basic, Common Sense. I'll admit to having to work at that goal... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)

642 615 Is it wrong for me to look forward to tomorrow like a child on Christmas Eve?

Because I am.

The sphincters in DC must be pretty tight right about now...
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left



Meh. We've been here before. I'll wait and see.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2018 01:02 AM (pY+s4)

643 Sorry I get worked up about it, Slap, but I think this is really the key issue of our time.

There's room for a center left coalition that can negotiate meaningfully with the right to maintain our successful Western traditions, and apart from all the conspiracy theories I think *that* is why the far left fears Peterson - if they even reason past the instinctive hatred of the dreaded "Anyone Who Disagrees With Me" creature.

So they have to attack attack attack and keep everyone distracted from what needs to be done, which is ignore the fanatics and keep carrying on.

And mine the effing asteroid belt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2018 01:03 AM (FDnQi)

644 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ article-5751831/PICTURED-32-year- old-biker-killed-starving-cougar.html

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2018


In the article (which is pretty poorly written):

Sederbaum said his whole head was in the predator's mouth before Brooks ran

The cougar then dropped him and chased his friend, who was mauled and killed


I guess the old joke about "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you." doesn't apply to cougars. If he had been up to date on his jokes the cougar probably would have eaten his boyfriend, instead.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 01:03 AM (uSurQ)

645 And here is the lowly, unregarded otter. Playful, energetic, cute as buttons, they make terrible house pets.

Posted by: Miklos, host of TOC, 1661 on cable at May 21, 2018 01:03 AM (zCyNd)

646 Tick tock

Hannity's sphincter must have been tight for years, because he is always full of poo and never delivers. Someone send him some ex-lax.

DJT on the other hand has been pretty good at delivering.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 01:04 AM (6FqZa)

647 You're not "worked-up", Merovign. You're correct and vigilant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)

648 I'm going to bed soon, but a reminder that Orbital ATK is launching their Antares rocket with a Cygnus cargo ship to the ISS at 4:39 am EDT. NASA TV coverage begins at 4:00.

Weather permitting, the launch should be visible from a wide area in the Central Atlantic region. See this link and scroll down for a visibility map:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9zkvwqr

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2018 01:08 AM (sdi6R)

649 The picture of those two on that dailymail link ... sheesh!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 01:08 AM (uSurQ)

650 Good evening everyone,
I watched the debate. I thought Peterson and Frye presented well thought out arguments that I agree with. I thought the other two attacked the debators, ignored the topic and spoke incomprehensible jargon. If I thought PC was a net positive for society I would not want those two arguing for it because their style of debate is lacking.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:11 AM (IDhUW)

651 A nice "sleep tight" thought may be that Stefan Halper, rather key in the funny business, was paid by the Office of Net Assessment, which is a slush fund of the... Dept of Defense.

Which means that audit and investigation of Halper's work goes to...

Well, you never want an auditor known as "Mad Dog".

Posted by: Miklos, night auditor at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (zCyNd)

652 Forget it, TPOP, it's SeaTown. They were both criminally ignorant and unprepared.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (Dp6qK)

653 The picture of those two on that dailymail link ... sheesh!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 01:08 AM (uSurQ)

Sort of makes one wish that cougars hunted in packs...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (dOgJt)

654 Whut?

No mention anywhere of the USS Tig Ol Bitties??

Pffffft.

Posted by: Lurks at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (j3frD)

655 Providing that the present legal-action counterattack against the Deep State fails, then what would be the best course of action, thereafter?

I'll keep my own counsel on that, for now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

656 Wasn't it "Q" what started the 'tick-tock' thing?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bīb&257 at May 21, 2018 01:16 AM (e9G8E)

657 I want to maintain our successful western traditions. Public schooling and higher education wittingly and unwittingly undermine western tradition. The attacks against western tradition are made possible by the benevolence of western tradition.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:16 AM (IDhUW)

658 Hmmm...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at May 21, 2018 01:18 AM (e9G8E)

659 No mention anywhere of the USS Tig Ol Bitties??

Pffffft.

Posted by: Lurks at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (j3frD)

That is just the nickname for the USS Barney Frank.

Posted by: Miklos, Stormy sez Hi sailors! at May 21, 2018 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

660 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (dOgJt)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2018 01:21 AM (uSurQ)

661 took awhile but #659 won the thread.

and now, I think I will be sick.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 01:21 AM (6FqZa)

662 Jesus loves you! :^)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 01:22 AM (6FqZa)

663 looks like I missed the magick number.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 01:22 AM (6FqZa)

664 Link surfing is addictive. Fun, but easy to get carried away.

I have to confess to a certain amount of anticipation in respect to what I believe is going to happen tomorrow. About time.
But for now it's bedtime for us old folk.
For the new day, perhaps a baby step towards restoring this beloved country to that shining city on a hill. We'll get there, the country has endured and triumphed over situations every bit as perilous.
Because of who we are. Never doubt we'll prevail.
We come from a political system and people without parallel on the planet.
We are Americans, thus the head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.


Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2018 01:22 AM (S/hVx)

665 655 Providing that the present legal-action counterattack against the Deep State fails, then what would be the best course of action, thereafter?

It must not fail. It is backed by the Constitution and supported by Americans who know the importance of that. God bless President Trump and those working with him. I hope Trump knows we have his back and he must keep fighting.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:22 AM (IDhUW)

666 Now?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at May 21, 2018 01:23 AM (e9G8E)

667 I'll keep my own counsel on that, for now.

---
"no idea here..." he said...

as he continued to clean weapons and sharpen bayonets.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:23 AM (QDw86)

668 I've not had the Poast of Teh Beast in long time...

Shoulda gone with the debil smilee!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at May 21, 2018 01:24 AM (e9G8E)

669 Well, between bouts of trying to recover my dead computer, I managed to get more work done on the old Beaver table saw. It's a 9" saw. A ten-inch blade won't fit. Got the arbor assembly, main table and case back together, and built a crank handle to work the arbor tilt. That was the most time-consuming. Found an off-cut of 1" steel round stack. Faced off both ends in the lather to make it the required inch and a quarter long. Drilled the through hole. Cut the slot which engages the pin on the shaft. Turned a shoulder on the other end to accept the crank arm. Made a crank arm from a piece of flat steel stock, pressed it on the shoulder, and welded it there. It's not pretty, but it works fine. Both the original hand wheel for the blade depth, and my fabricated crank for the arbor tilt have a clamp knob on the extension of the shaft: release the clamp knob, turn the crank to the desired setting, and tighten the clamp knob to lock it there.

Now looking for a motor for it. Would like 1/2 HP, 240 volt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:25 AM (dOgJt)

670 Speaking of Q... the latest drop.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread
/998414434795057152.html

As a bonus, I learned that the woman who could / would verify Obozo's birth certificate was the only fatality in a plane crash (...that sorta slipped thru the cracks of the 24 / 7 new cycle).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 01:26 AM (W+kMI)

671 657---The attacks against western tradition are made possible by the benevolence of western tradition.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:16 AM (IDhUW)
------------------------
Yep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 21, 2018 01:26 AM (0jtPF)

672
It must not fail. It is backed by the Constitution and supported by Americans who know the importance of that. God bless President Trump and those working with him. I hope Trump knows we have his back and he must keep fighting.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:22 AM (IDhUW)



I agree, completely. I subscribe to the Irongranpa ethos, Our Heads Held High.

Yet still, the Deep State is pervasive, but not ALL pervasive. It can win, before it loses.

If we are a part of The Remnant, we need to plan actions, accordingly.

With ZERO coordination, communication or cooperation.

Each, a Cell of One.

With an Action Ethos to give strength to the concept, we can yet prevail.

Beyond that, compartmentalization requires "whisper in the ear" degrees of security.

Which makes MoMeets, all the more relevant, yes?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

673 A Very Late Willowing:
454
"wartime consigliere"
God almighty. If people could please just shut-up with "Godfather" references already.
God
Almighty what an almost stupid movie. God almighty, to just hear
references to it as being something *profound*. "Wartime consigliere!"
Oh. My. God! That is almost not profound! What the FUCK. Do. You. Mean.
By. That?
No, seriously. What. The. FUCK. Do. You. Mean. By. That?

In
the world of US politics out of the White House, the way Donald Trump
rolls, what the fuck does "wartime consigliere" mean? Or is it just a
bunch of internet guys trying to sound tough, yet wise?
Well - I know this the ultimate willow of being willowed, but what. do. you. mean?


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC
Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 21, 2018 01:26 AM
(0QYMt)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 21, 2018 01:29 AM (0QYMt)

674 The flame is lit to appease the Zettai.

Now, to be sure-six each of bourbon, scotch and beer, while listening to the Original Three Man Quartet..

Posted by: Miklos, taking no chances at May 21, 2018 01:29 AM (zCyNd)

675 Which leads to, "Don't mistake my kindness for weakness."

If need be, we will fight, and fight to win, for our superior culture.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:30 AM (IDhUW)

676 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 12:56 AM (dOgJt)

Not a biker, a bicyclist. Leave it to the Brits to not understand the difference.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 21, 2018 01:30 AM (IuYIh)

677 As an aside the lava flows are expanding in Hawaii.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 21, 2018 01:32 AM (0OmEj)

678 Not a biker, a bicyclist. Leave it to the Brits to not understand the difference.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 21, 2018 01:30 AM (IuYIh)

But they did understand the difference between a woman and a tranny. Got to give them that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:33 AM (dOgJt)

679 No mention anywhere of the USS Tig Ol Bitties??

Pffffft.

Posted by: Lurks at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (j3frD)

I saw that on Duffel Blog the other day. It seems the USS DD-214 ran a distant second.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 21, 2018 01:33 AM (IuYIh)

680 as he continued to clean weapons and sharpen bayonets.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:23 AM (QDw86)

Damn.

"Bring t' auld Laird t' pipes boys, for the time, aye, comes the time.

"Lassie, bring ye down t' auld Claymore from o'er the mantle...not those claymores, ye foolish lass!"

Posted by: Laird Miklos McMolnar at May 21, 2018 01:34 AM (zCyNd)

681 As an aside the lava flows are expanding in Hawaii.



Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 21, 2018 01:32 AM (0OmEj)

Hawaii needs a metric fuckton of asbestos Maxi-pads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:34 AM (dOgJt)

682 Here we go again ...

... flight to Japan - I could drink the beer and eat a bag of chips. Thats it.

Gonna' be a long week unless I find a Burger King again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 01:36 AM (+t7zK)

683 But they did understand the difference between a woman and a tranny. Got to give them that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:33 AM (dOgJt)


Okay, you're right. That's one the American media seems to have forgotten.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 21, 2018 01:37 AM (IuYIh)

684 The
MoMees are important, as are small groups of like minded individuals, with extreme caution, like Jim mentioned.

Quite some time ago there was a commenter "T" who had a list of " when in the course of human event" that pertained to recent events, I never copied it down but always those it would be a good preamble to a new start, if/ when needed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:37 AM (IDhUW)

685 651 A nice "sleep tight" thought may be that Stefan Halper, rather key in the funny business, was paid by the Office of Net Assessment, which is a slush fund of the... Dept of Defense.

Which means that audit and investigation of Halper's work goes to...

Well, you never want an auditor known as "Mad Dog".
Posted by: Miklos, night auditor at May 21, 2018 01:14 AM (zCyNd)

My sleep tight thought is that the conveniently for deep state disappeared Misfud is actually been wrapped up for safe keeping by the good guys and holds the keys to crack the seditious conspiracy wide open and is willing to do so. That or he was Arkancided and the upstream people have been rounded up and are fingerings the conspirators.

There have been a lot of unexplained resignations and retirements, and a provable conspiracy to commit murder to cover up the political spying is just the type of story that would go a long way to explain such.

Remember, Mifsud is the earliest known/public link in the Russia has hillary's emails info feeding into the Trump campaign, dating to March/April 2016.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 01:38 AM (Dp6qK)

686 redC gets it.

May your sharpened bayonet know it's GPS coordinates, and not deviate therefrom.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

687 Not a biker, a bicyclist. Leave it to the Brits to not understand the difference.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 21, 2018 01:30 AM (IuYIh)

I identify ans a unicycle, but the bi- thing could be interesting, 'cause, I roll both ways.

Posted by: Mime on a unicycle at May 21, 2018 01:39 AM (zCyNd)

688 Night all.

Here is "Blood Like Cream" by Red Fang:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elfuaxHQWlQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2018 01:40 AM (itfg0)

689 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2018 01:40 AM (dOgJt)

690 By superior culture, I should clarify in our PC age, that I mean the culture of Western Civilization.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:41 AM (IDhUW)

691 Past last call.

I hereby, retire for the evening.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2018 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

692 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)

693 Keep your powder dry, and sleep with one eye open, patriots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2018 01:44 AM (Dp6qK)

694 Good night all

Deus vincit omnia

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 21, 2018 01:44 AM (IDhUW)

695 Gonna' be a long week unless I find a Burger King again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 01:36 AM

Dude! Japan is a food paradise!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at May 21, 2018 01:45 AM (e9G8E)

696 the whole "Q" anon thing is tired... as was CBTS, and all the others with their "wheels within wheels within wheels..." ad infinitum. so is the Jeff Sessions is all over this..." tripe.

might be true, but it doesn't ring true, and it fails Occam's Razor.

they are all complicated explanations, and the simple one is that Sessionzzz is going jack and shit and that *nothing* will come of all this.

too many rich, powerful and totally unaccountable people, as well as countries and organizations want to destroy/emasculate the US, and only some of our population opposes them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:48 AM (gjrhn)

697 Dyson brought up slavery more often than he brought up the actual topic of the debate. He wouldn't know how to do it any other way. Up against a Canadian and a British man, a bold move, lets see how it plays out.

Dyson's grandfather might have known the Jim Crow laws. His grandfather might have seen the US where the klan openly owned fucking congressman. And that guy's grandfather might have been a slave.

This "300 years of slavery" bullshit says that he can not distinguish between himself and those men, in terms of effective legal status. That would require a shocking idiocy. Too much to believe. No, he is just a toxic snake oil salesman.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 21, 2018 01:49 AM (rnAwa)

698 Thanks for the fun chat everybody, goodnight and hope you all had a great weekend. Four-dayer next time, Memorial Day!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2018 01:52 AM (eMKNe)

699 Oops... that is, four-dayer for me, because I don't work Fridays. Three-dayers for others. Hopefully.

*sneaks out awkwardly*

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2018 01:52 AM (eMKNe)

700 test

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:56 AM (gjrhn)

701 670 Speaking of Q... the latest drop.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread
/998414434795057152.html

As a bonus, I learned that the woman who could / would verify Obozo's birth certificate was the only fatality in a plane crash (...that sorta slipped thru the cracks of the 24 / 7 new cycle).
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 01:26 AM (W+kMI)

That's why it's best to own instead of renting a tin foil hat. Also, it was Trump in 2011 that goaded Barry Soetoro to releasing his birth certificate, which he posted on the White House website, which was used to find the 9 points of forgery by the Cold Case Posse.

Trump has been on this since at least 2011.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 01:57 AM (Wd0WT)

702

Normal
0


Dude! Japan is a food paradise!

---

if, by *food*, you mean *weird shit no sane person would
eat*...



then yeah, paradise.



otherwise it's pretty much just a *food shithole*.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:59 AM (gjrhn)

703 Fing Pixy....

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 02:01 AM (gjrhn)

704 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 21, 2018 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)

705 there is no future,
no reason for hope.
so let's give up
and smoke more dope.

coined by me several decades ago...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 02:06 AM (gjrhn)

706 otherwise it's pretty much just a *food shithole*.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 01:59 AM (gjrhn)


I found the cold egg noodles with a hint of fish - served with a side of salt/vinegar/soy/fish sauce for dipping particularly shitty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 02:08 AM (c0Pwt)

707 I found the cold egg noodles with a hint of fish - served with a side of salt/vinegar/soy/fish sauce for dipping particularly shitty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 02:08 AM (c0Pwt)

First rule of food in Japan:

If it doesn't come on a little conveyor belt, don't eat it.

Posted by: Miklos-san at May 21, 2018 02:10 AM (zCyNd)

708 There was a bit of something in there that looked like shredded chicken.

It was not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 02:11 AM (c0Pwt)

709 Good night AKestal, Jim and Aop and the rest of yaall. I have to figure out what to take off this week for J's surgery.

I've got a lot of sick time and she's not going be doing much.

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2018 02:12 AM (yJ1e6)

710 701 - Monk

Yup. Didn't really buy into the 'birth certificate' thing, but when the posted doc revealed 'layers', that was another matter.

A straight up scan of a doc does NOT have layers...

...but a photo-shopped doc does.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 02:14 AM (W+kMI)

711 It was not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 02:11 AM (c0Pwt)

You were in Korea, dude.

Posted by: da-gogi means what you think at May 21, 2018 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

712 There's got to be a morning thread after
If we can hold on through the night
We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light

Posted by: Miklos, in his bset Maureen McGovern voice at May 21, 2018 02:17 AM (zCyNd)

713 lol

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 02:20 AM (QWGds)

714 They enjoy a good seaweed here. About like I enjoy biscuits and gravy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2018 02:24 AM (c0Pwt)

715 It ain't over 'till the fat lady swims.

Posted by: Miklos, in his best Maureen McGovern voice at May 21, 2018 02:34 AM (zCyNd)

716 i don't mind that it's -

poof

snap...

monday!

what drains the blood from my face is it's

poof

snap...

2018!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2018 02:46 AM (Pg+x7)

717 715 It ain't over 'till the fat lady swims.
Posted by: Miklos, in his best Maureen McGovern voice at May 21, 2018 02:34 AM (zCyNd)

Posted by: zombie loretta fuddy at May 21, 2018 02:47 AM (qlpyb)

718 Well, I should hope the week brings some substantive developments...


I'm rapidly growing weary of the interminable who-said-what-whodunit theatre... I'm going to have to get league board to keep track of the score or be relieved of what's left of my bleeding mind if this drawn out spectacle of a slow-motion train wreck goes on much longer!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at May 21, 2018 02:49 AM (e9G8E)

719 went from the charming buddy holly "not fade away" to the rolling stones cover lip-synched on the mere griffin show, 1964:

merv introduces the band individually and asks -

"do you know the beatles?"

mick says "yeah"

merv: how long have you been a group?"

mick: "18 months"

merv: you have the beatles beat on with the long hair thing. how long has long hair been big in england?"

mick: "4 years"

merv: "what are the barbers doing"

brian jones: "starving!"

then mere asks some screaming girls onto the stage to meet the stones - awkward milling about - then they go into "not fade away".

charming.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2018 02:52 AM (Pg+x7)

720 ... p.s. "ozymandias" is one of my fav poems.

thought you'd like to know.



all done.



bye-bye.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2018 02:54 AM (Pg+x7)

721 ... c'mon already! where is everybody?

i really have become the wet blanket of the party.

here, i'll leave again -

bye-bye.

step

step

step

stepstepstepstepstep

[slam]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 21, 2018 03:21 AM (Pg+x7)

722 Rodhamandias
I met a traveler from an east-coast land,Who said: 'Two vast and ankless calves of stoneStand in the beach dunes. Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a haggard visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled neck, and stare of middle age,Tell that its sculptor well those dodderings read.Which yet survive, stamped on those brainless scams,The files that mocked them, and the bytes to shred.
And on the bathroom drives these words appear:
"I am Rodhamandias, Queen of Dems,Look for my mails, ye journos, and despair!"Nothing beside remains. At the dismay,
At that colossal wreck, bitbleached and bare,The devilish Assange smirks far away.'

Posted by: Joseph Porter at May 21, 2018 03:22 AM (kw6yM)

723 Aargh, where did my line breaks go? I apologize if that poem was almost unreadable!

Posted by: Joseph Porter at May 21, 2018 03:24 AM (kw6yM)

724 redc1c4, that was at best a toe dip in the barrel.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2018 03:32 AM (6FqZa)

725 that was Minx 0.7 alpha at its best...

i got a 500 error when trying to include the sig line of the poast i was quoting, so i dropped that, and tried sending it again. no idea why it went berserk, but that's a Pixy thing, not me.

i don't go tags, and i has close tags in my sig, so i'm not likely to be barrel fodder anytime soon.

unless i copy and paste an entire thread, of course. ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 03:52 AM (gjrhn)

726 Where did the weekend day go?

3 next weekend, whoo hoo.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 03:52 AM (aC6Sd)

727 make that

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 03:53 AM (gjrhn)

728 I'll put the coffee on

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 03:54 AM (aC6Sd)

729
#404 Not Found

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 03:56 AM (roQNm)

730 What were you looking for?

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 04:03 AM (aC6Sd)

731
Found it.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-tv-wallops

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 04:09 AM (roQNm)

732 Looks like the ustream feed is five minutes behind real time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 04:30 AM (roQNm)

733 Literally every Sunday someone asks me, "How was your weekend?" And my response is always: "too short."

Every time.

I'm never like.."Man, it just dragged along, and I am so glad to be going back to work tomorrow."

Posted by: TickledPink at May 21, 2018 04:31 AM (TL2pK)

734 Had home fries and scrambled eggs over them and toast. Very good. Still might have 2 Eggos.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 04:32 AM (aC6Sd)

735 Tring Almond milk in my coffee just to get rid of it. Did it before and thought it was ok, its not grabbing me now.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 04:35 AM (aC6Sd)

736 daywalkers!

arrrgh..... hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2018 04:42 AM (gjrhn)

737 4 days, I'm soooo happy and excited.

Posted by: TickledPink at May 21, 2018 04:45 AM (TL2pK)

738 legalinsurrection.com Rudys terrible horrible no good idea about-Trump sitting for a Mueller interview to speed things up
Again Prof Jacobson advises for no interview

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)

739 Will this IG report come out this week? Down to last week in this month.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 04:55 AM (aC6Sd)

740 I'm never like.."Man, it just dragged along, and I am so glad to be going back to work tomorrow."

Posted by: TickledPink at May 21, 2018 04:31 AM (TL2pK)

The only time I ever uttered such a phrase, the only time it was ever appropriate, was this one weekend I spent helping my family with just about everything.

By the time that weekend was over, I was thinking "well, at least work only demands half my waking day... and pays me for it."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 21, 2018 05:05 AM (J+mig)

741 % £$@÷# raccoon emptied my bird feeder again last night. Prime, shelled seed all gone. Tonight it comes in the house.

Oh, geez...where are my manners? G'morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: creeper at May 21, 2018 05:12 AM (ksPsw)

742 Not so sure it is the Almond milk, maybe just the combination of that, Folgers vanilla and Maxwell house French roast. Maybe just experimenting to much.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 05:14 AM (aC6Sd)

743 When Aurora's rosy fingers sign the dawn
They from drowse to courage rise
Whose fate in struggle lies
'Cause hey guys-coffee's on!

Posted by: Miklos, working on that iambic pentameter thing at May 21, 2018 05:18 AM (zCyNd)

744 The Party like it's 1776 link is to much, we're f'd you know having a generation schooled in Leftism.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)

745 The Party like it's 1776 link is to much, we're f'd you know having a generation schooled in Leftism.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)

I would love those kids, If I were retired.

Then I could send them texts saying "We're all naked on a private beach in Cancun, all year round, with hot chicks who like guys with fat social security checks, keep the social security coming, ur gr8!"

Posted by: Miklos, not yet that statistic at May 21, 2018 05:23 AM (zCyNd)

746 BREAKING

Female remains found in Pacific; top scientists identify as Amelia Earhart, Loretta Fuddy, or both

Posted by: Science-ish at May 21, 2018 05:26 AM (zCyNd)

747 744
The Party like it's 1776 link is to much, we're f'd you know having a generation schooled in Leftism.

Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)

Yeah, that story pissed me off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2018 05:40 AM (8iiMU)

748 Let's see.
I'm awake, heart is beating, had a trip through the rain locker, got my butter coffee.....It's a good day.This is the day the Lord hath made!

Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2018 05:41 AM (zLDYs)

749 Good morning, Creeper!

We're up early to get my mom to the nearest Army base for ID renewal. They don't make it easy on people who don't get around so well any more.

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 05:50 AM (/A+Cl)

750 Top o'the morning fellow Morons and ettes.

@Creeper...get you one of those Havahart live traps and bait it with the mini jet puff marshmallows. We had that problem too, but since I've relocated 6 'Coons and 4 Possums, we haven't had a problem.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 05:51 AM (R5lpX)

751 A straight up scan of a doc does NOT have layers...

...but a photo-shopped doc does.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 21, 2018 02:14 AM (W+kMI)


It's because Obama Sr. is not his biological dad.

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 05:56 AM (/A+Cl)

752 Have a lovely day, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2018 05:57 AM (/A+Cl)

753 Last week of my three week vacation. My next job is tentatively scheduled for Indianapolis, IN. starting next Tuesday. I'll know for sure when the office tells me to pick up the drawings and I get a text about my hotel reservation. It's always subject to change until the last minute.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 05:58 AM (R5lpX)

754 Got the golf clubs loaded up and the coffee on. Thinking about either Eggos with peanut butter and syrup plus a bowl of oatmeal or just getting breakfast on the way to the country club.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:01 AM (R5lpX)

755 So rosenstein tried to set up Nunes and Gowdy as leakers when he invited them to that meeting to discuss the documents they have been demanding from the DOJ.
Nunes was smart and they didn't go because he felt they were being set up to take the blame for leaking the spy's name.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2018 06:01 AM (+Dllb)

756 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:06 AM (EyPfd)

757 Good morning VIA. How goes it this fine Monday morning.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:09 AM (R5lpX)

758 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)

759 Morning Joke is talking about how Nixonian Trump is becoming. Trump should demand the DOJ release the unredacted documents to the oversight committee or he'll declassify them himself.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 21, 2018 06:12 AM (rdl6o)

760 Good Morning.

Jay and the Americans had a number of great songs. My favorite of them is Cara Mia

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:12 AM (8ikIW)

761 SNAP!!!

Just remembered the doggone Indy 500 is next weekend when I'll be traveling to Indianapolis. That's gonna suck.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:13 AM (R5lpX)

762 "Good morning VIA. How goes it this fine Monday morning."

Another fine Navy day.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:13 AM (EyPfd)

763 Another fine Navy day.

Or something like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:13 AM (EyPfd)

As they say in the Air Force, it's a great day for

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:16 AM (R5lpX)

764 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Every day a holiday, every meal a feast, and the XO treats me like his brother.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:17 AM (hyuyC)

765 Just remembered the doggone Indy 500 is next weekend when I'll be traveling to Indianapolis. That's gonna suck.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

Is the whole town crazy the entire weekend?

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

766 "Every day a holiday, every meal a feast, and the XO treats me like his brother."

Rumor is that the March E-4 results might come out this week.

Mrs VIA is sitting on pins and needles for Little VIA..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:19 AM (EyPfd)

767
Indy 500 - Whole town crazy?
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Used to be.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 21, 2018 06:21 AM (roQNm)

768 John Brennan quoted Cicero this morning, who called out Brennan as an idiot. Cannot argue with Cicero, except to say he, for once, was too mild in his criticism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 21, 2018 06:22 AM (NmVSZ)

769 Is the whole town crazy the entire weekend?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

Having never been through there on Indy weekend, don't have a clue. But if it's anything like a NASCAR town on race weekend, it will be a "Fu*k story."

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:23 AM (R5lpX)

770 Village Idiot's Apprentice

May little VIA be a rate grabber.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

771 Heyjackass totals of Chicago shootings are only tallied thru Sunday 5:30 AM....4 killed 25 wounded

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

772 Good luck to Little VIA.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:25 AM (R5lpX)

773 And tell Mrs VIA its tough out there for advancement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)

774 Having never been through there on Indy weekend, don't have a clue. But if it's anything like a NASCAR town on race weekend, it will be a "Fu*k story."
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

Crap. Rush hour traffic every hour on the hour.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)

775 773 And tell Mrs VIA its tough out there for advancement
=================

As Jack Aubrey always said, you need a war for advancement!

Just one downside to that, though....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 21, 2018 06:27 AM (NmVSZ)

776 Having never been through there on Indy weekend, don't have a clue. But if it's anything like a NASCAR town on race weekend, it will be a "Fu*k story."
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

Crap. Rush hour traffic every hour on the hour.
Posted by: Bruce


Hour, half hour, quarter hour. Texas motor Speedway.

Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 06:28 AM (RkYsP)

777 I do not follow racing. I'll watch a bit as I flip thru the channels, I had thought that the loosingest woman driver in history had retired from racing. Or did Danica just quit NASCAR? I saw her driving in qualifying yesterday.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)

778 As Jack Aubrey always said, you need a war for advancement!

Just one downside to that, though....
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at May 21, 2018 06:27 AM (NmVSZ)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 06:29 AM (QWGds)

779 Just saw on a local HS marquee - Final exams June 5th. So yeah, not out yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 06:30 AM (RkYsP)

780 And to top it off, I'll probably have to go through Charlotte NC to pick up my company truck and trailer. NASCAR town and it's race weekend there too. I'm gonna really hate next weekend.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:30 AM (R5lpX)

781 Mornin' Horde! It's Monday, so I got nuthin'.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2018 06:31 AM (+F0Wk)

782 I'm gonna really hate next weekend.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:30 AM (R5lpX)

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Just remember what next weekend is all about...

Those that made the ultimate sacrifice so that we can b***h about NASCAR and the Indy 500.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 06:33 AM (QWGds)

783 Have a great day everyone. Last Monday of this school year. Is wearing a Hawaiian shirt too obvious?

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)

784
Grand. Her Majesty is out of town, I have a 9:00 doctor's appointment and thus a long morning before work. For once I have time to work on my music... and Win10 decides it has to update. Very slowly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 06:34 AM (vhejc)

785 May little VIA be a rate grabber.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

Ha, I haven't heard that term in a while. I was a Pork Chop.

Posted by: clutch at May 21, 2018 06:34 AM (N81MW)

786
Salty, I am one of the few people at the office who always dresses professionally but Thursdays are considered Hawaiian shirt day.

Her Majesty wanted to get me a more sober one but I uncharacteristically told her if you're going Hawaiian you may as well go as gaudy as you can.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 06:37 AM (vhejc)

787 Al Goreski gave a graduation speech at Maryland in which he announced "it was all a big scam" and "I'm giving away all my ill-gotten gains to charity".

Haha, no he didn't. He kept up the bullshit until they told him to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 06:37 AM (tw91x)

788 Pork Chop.

Don't hear that time honored expression much either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:40 AM (EyPfd)

789 My dad back in Indiana used to have raccoon problems until he started trapping them and relocating them to the bottom of burns ditch. No more bubbles. No more racoon problem.

Posted by: FtWorthMike at May 21, 2018 06:40 AM (2ha2i)

790 Just remember what next weekend is all about...

Yeah. I served too, back in the day. Just really hate heavy traffic when I'm towing a 20' trailer loaded with tools and materials.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:41 AM (R5lpX)

791 My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters, who had his and the country's best interest at heart when Stefan Halper did the right thing, helping the FBI make sure Vladimir Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.

On this last thought, at least, we can agree. Some nice, appropriate orange jumpsuits would be a nice gift I think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 06:42 AM (tw91x)

792 Mrs VIA is sitting on pins and needles for Little VIA..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 06:19 AM (EyPfd)

Good luck!

Results for LDO come out on Tuesday and my lil puddin head baby is the same way. If she makes it, she wont do ROTC.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2018 06:42 AM (2saZ/)

793
End-stage ONT has a surreal feeling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 06:44 AM (vhejc)

794 the FBI make sure Vladimir Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.


Gallows.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 06:45 AM (RkYsP)

795 Just remember what next weekend is all about...

Those that made the ultimate sacrifice so that we can b***h about NASCAR and the Indy 500.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 06:33 AM (QWGds)

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I thought it was about great deals on late model cars at my local dealership. Has my TV been lying to me?!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 21, 2018 06:45 AM (+F0Wk)

796 Yeah. I served too, back in the day. Just really hate heavy traffic when I'm towing a 20' trailer loaded with tools and materials.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:41 AM (R5lpX)

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Can sympathize with you there...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 06:46 AM (QWGds)

797 Protected?

I'm worried that the Deep Staters will do something - um, drastic before the IG report hits.

791
My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters

Posted by: asdf at May 21, 2018 06:46 AM (zgX3V)

798 Heads on pikes would make for a happy ending to the whole affair.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:46 AM (R5lpX)

799
"Working on updates, 5%" for the last 20 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2018 06:47 AM (vhejc)

800 I thought it was about great deals on late model cars at my local dealership. Has my TV been lying to me?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

It's the only day of the year for mattress sales too.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

801 Binny Shitpiro was never a conservative. A squeaky voiced midget with un-descended testicles and a never-reciprocated obsession with one armed dead women, yes; but never a conservative.

In comparison - Glenn Beck is a nuttier than squirrel shit in at a peanut farm, but at least he's on his own side - he's trying to make money. He picks his opinions and swaps em out to make money for Blaze. He's often wrong, but thats his goal.

Binny instead doesn't seem to give a diapered wet fart about his brand or audience. ZFG. In retrospect He only seems to care about the goals of the Bush Family Spy Network. Much the same way Jen Rubin only cares about the Romney Family's Semen Flavor of the Week

Which I would have dismissed as conspiracy talk...UNTIL IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE DEEP STATE BEEN SPYING ON OPPOSING CAMPAIGNS SINCE THE LATE 70'S.

Fuck Low Energy Jeb. His wife is physically repulsive and was obviously the inspiration for the RockTroll's from Frozen. Jeb's son clearly has a mental handicap and too many teeth for his tiny brained head.

But mostly fuck babi dick Shitpiro. Even Bill Kuckin' Kristol has more integrity.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 06:47 AM (uU0DB)

802 Hillary gave a short graduation speech at Yale over the weekend, in which she blamed most of the audience for her loss in 2016, then asked everyone to raise their glasses and cheer all donors to the Clinton Global Initiative, after which she fell from the stage and was soon asleep in the grass.

Kind of unremarkable, in other words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 06:48 AM (tw91x)

803 My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters, who had his and the country's best interest at heart when Stefan Halper did the right thing, helping the FBI make sure Vladimir Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.

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Bless her heart.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 06:49 AM (QWGds)

804 Great sales on tools and accessories too.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 06:49 AM (R5lpX)

805 My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters
Posted by: asdf



That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 06:51 AM (RkYsP)

806 I would like to remind you that nothing in the Steele dossier has has not been scientifically disproven in peer reviewed journals.

Much like my heterosexuality

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at May 21, 2018 06:52 AM (uU0DB)

807 Big sale and Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

808 My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters, who had his and the country's best interest at heart when Stefan Halper did the right thing, helping the FBI make sure Vladimir Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.

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Bless her heart.
Posted by: SMH


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2018 06:53 AM (RkYsP)

809 It's also worth noting that when the Intelligence community spied on Trump it was for the good of the Washington Consensus and Michelle Fields missing arm, RIP poor arm.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at May 21, 2018 06:54 AM (uU0DB)

810 I can only hope that by the end of the summer, Barky, Skankles, Lynch, Comey, Brennan and Clapper are indicted for felony election tampering and sedition. And McCabe, Rosenstein, Mueller and the two FBI minions are frog marched in orange jumpsuits into the courtroom as state's witnesses.

I'd buy Jack Straw two bottles of Balvene and a case of Dominican cigars. And be happy to do so.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2018 06:56 AM (2saZ/)

811 Also, the Royal Wedding was stupid and pointless and I envy everyone who managed to avoid it.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 06:58 AM (uU0DB)

812 The Buddy Holly version of Not Fade Away up top (in the post) is pretty awesome. Incredibly, I don't think I have ever heard it before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 06:59 AM (tw91x)

813 791 My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the Deep Staters, who had his and the country's best interest at heart when Stefan Halper did the right thing, helping the FBI make sure Vladimir Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.

On this last thought, at least, we can agree. Some nice, appropriate orange jumpsuits would be a nice gift I think.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 06:42 AM (tw91x)

So she believes that Deep Staters dont run and profit off of the majority of drug, human, child, organ, arms, state secrets, and child sex trafficking along with the money laundering.

Perhaps you should inform her that Trump is working to bring an end to this bull shit or is she ok with business as usual?

People like her should pick a side.

Posted by: Monk at May 21, 2018 06:59 AM (qlpyb)

814 Send Abdul Malik al-Brennan off to his 72 virgins.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 07:00 AM (Ha/7o)

815 811 Also, the Royal Wedding was stupid and pointless and I envy everyone who managed to avoid it.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 06:58 AM (uU0DB)

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*grins*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 07:00 AM (QWGds)

816 "Results for LDO come out on Tuesday and my lil puddin head baby is the same way. If she makes it, she wont do ROTC."

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 07:01 AM (EyPfd)

817 Also, the Royal Wedding was stupid and pointless and I envy everyone who managed to avoid it.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 06:58 AM (uU0DB)

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*grins*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 07:00 AM (QWGds)


What wedding?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2018 07:01 AM (bZ7mE)

818 "My lefty sister told me yesterday that Trump was well-protected by the
Deep Staters, who had his and the country's best interest at heart when
Stefan Halper did the right thing, helping the FBI make sure Vladimir
Putin was kept well away from the hapless and gullible Trumps. She's
thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude
to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.
"
Is your sister Mary Clogginstien?

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2018 07:03 AM (MxEKc)

819 'What wedding? '

Prince Harry, and the American Divorcee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2018 07:04 AM (EyPfd)

820
I cried like a baby through the royal wedding.

But then I've been crying like a baby since November 8th, 2016.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at May 21, 2018 07:04 AM (LOgQ4)

821 @808. I think the deep state is in some deep sh*t.

Posted by: Case at May 21, 2018 07:05 AM (2AmoJ)

822 There's actually a double secret hidden amendment to the Constitution that says "No Trumpsies" but we can't show t to you for National Security reasons but trust us - everything we do is always legal.

Posted by: Intelligence Community at May 21, 2018 07:06 AM (uU0DB)

823 Kasey Hunt on Morning Joe acknowledging that maybe the FBI wrong-footed the start of their surveillance of Trump. Excuse is that it was for Trump's own good.

Can you say improper bootstrapping.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 21, 2018 07:08 AM (pV/54)

824 Reckon I'll miss the Morning Report. Gotta leave in a minute to go and hit the little white ball around the golf course. Y'all have a good one!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 07:08 AM (R5lpX)

825 "Also, the Royal Wedding was stupid and pointless and I envy everyone who managed to avoid it.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu"
I managed to block it so completely I just found out from my wife last night the brides mother is black.. Huge fail by the MSM. It's as bad as somebody not knowing a Olympic skater is gay.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2018 07:08 AM (MxEKc)

826 'What wedding? '

Prince Harry, and the American Divorcee.


Who is Prince Harry?

('twas a joke. The only things I heard about the wedding were what was posted here on the HQ)

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2018 07:09 AM (bZ7mE)

827 I Want to Hold Your Hand is the greatest pop song ever written/performed ever. If you disagree you are a poopy head. Sorry, but its true. Good night all must be up early to take 6 lambs to auction.

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I may not go this far, but it is way up there. It is everything a pop song should be. May be the Beatles best.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 07:09 AM (sX1BW)

828 Hey! I still suck a lot of ass and have been defending this FBI spying nonsense, but nobody here seems to notice anymore!

I'll fight ya! I'm a tough for an emaciated old guy with three inch thick glasses!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at May 21, 2018 07:09 AM (uU0DB)

829 Excuse is that it was for Trump's own good.


Why do you make me hurt you?

...Wife Beaters Inc....

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

830
Who is Prince Harry?


Prince Harry Potter. The wizard who rules England.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:10 AM (oVJmc)

831 Excuse is that it was for Trump's own good.

The Inquisition will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:10 AM (oVJmc)

832 @823. There is not enough nuance in the universe.......for them to get out of this.

Posted by: Case at May 21, 2018 07:11 AM (2AmoJ)

833 I was part of the Intelligence Community!

That's how you know they're good!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 21, 2018 07:11 AM (uU0DB)

834 How did Kasey Hunt ever become prominent at NBC? She's dumb as a brick and ugly. I don't get it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 21, 2018 07:11 AM (tw91x)

835 George Washington did not cross the Delaware on Christmas for us to have give a rat's ass about the pretend marriage of a secondary prince for a once great power 250 years later.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 07:12 AM (sX1BW)

836 The IC has declared it illegal to be to the right of Michael Moore.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 07:12 AM (Ha/7o)

837 How did Kasey Hunt ever become prominent at NBC? She's dumb as a brick and ugly. I don't get it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Garden hose...golf ball...pictures?

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

838 The IC has declared it illegal to be to the right of Michael Moore.

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You don't want to be behind Michael Moore.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 07:13 AM (sX1BW)

839 You don't want to be behind Michael Moore.
Posted by: SH

Especially at a Golden Corral.

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

840 Bill Cosby will now adopt the 'it was for their own good' defense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:14 AM (oVJmc)

841 How did Kasey Hunt ever become prominent at NBC?

Carries an Obama doll?

Posted by: Case at May 21, 2018 07:14 AM (2AmoJ)

842 You don't want to be behind Michael Moore.
Posted by: SH

Especially at a Golden Corral.

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Probably don't want to be in front of him either.

Stampede!

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2018 07:14 AM (sX1BW)

843 How did Kasey Hunt ever become prominent at NBC? She's dumb as a brick and ugly. I don't get it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Garden hose...golf ball...pictures?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

She could fit her mouth around a door knob?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 07:15 AM (R5lpX)

844 >>>What wedding?
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2018 07:01 AM (bZ7mE)
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Some guy who will never be King got hitched to a divorced actress with the vaccant eyes of a used up porn-star and a white trash family rarely seen outside of a Florida News report[\s]

Posted by: Shit Nationalist Pikachu's GF will never admit at May 21, 2018 07:16 AM (uU0DB)

845 Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 21, 2018 07:11 AM (uU0DB)

I read something yesterday where someone tried to connect Mr. McMuffin into the whole IC hitjob. It hadn't occurred to me before, but his inept candidacy sure smells like a related operation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:16 AM (oVJmc)

846 "Working on updates, 5%" for the last 20 minutes.


Working on updates without any clues
Working on our night moves

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2018 07:17 AM (yQpMk)

847 ('twas a joke. The only things I heard about the wedding were what was posted here on the HQ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2018 07:09 AM (bZ7mE)

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Pretty much the case with me.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 21, 2018 07:17 AM (QWGds)

848 791: She's
thinking we need to find some appropriate way to express our gratitude
to Halper, Brennan, Clapper and the entire IC.



Throw them off a cliff?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2018 07:17 AM (xGDlG)

849 Throw them off a cliff?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Send them thru the AoS spanking machine on "Bring a Flail to Work Day"

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

850 >>>843 How did Kasey Hunt ever become prominent at NBC? She's dumb as a brick and ugly. I don't get it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Garden hose...golf ball...pictures?
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2018 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

She could fit her mouth around a door knob?
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 21, 2018 07:15 AM (R5lpX)
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That's all she got? I turned that into a failed acting career and a worldwide televised wedding!

Posted by: Meghan Markle's gigantic gaping maw at May 21, 2018 07:19 AM (uU0DB)

851 Bill Cosby will now adopt the 'it was for their own good' defense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:14 AM


Halel 'lude ya.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at May 21, 2018 07:19 AM (LOgQ4)

852 I read something yesterday where someone tried to connect Mr. McMuffin into the whole IC hitjob. It hadn't occurred to me before, but his inept candidacy sure smells like a related operation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:16 AM (oVJmc)

We had already assumed that he was a Hail Mary Pass being thrown by the Establishment to derail Trump. It wouldn't surprise me at all if such a thing was proven, or that it was to hide something nefarious done by the sellout side of the Republican Party that will likely come to light during the Trump Administration.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 21, 2018 07:19 AM (J+mig)

853 I only caught the last half of the wedding. I enjoyed it. Her dress was lovely, and from what I understand the officiant gave a good sermon. There was a black choir which I guess gave the ceremony a little punch. The carriage ride was very pretty. I love watching weddings - no matter who's getting married. I thing they're sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 21, 2018 07:21 AM (lwiT4)

854 To traveling man...depending on where you are staying, you may not even notice about the Indy 500.

There have been a number of times I have driven through or home from Indy on race day, and never even realized it till I was halfway home that, "Oh yeah, the Indy 500 was today" The traffic didn't really tip it off; perhaps if you were on that side of the city which I wasn't.

Also, I cannot promise, but in many cases, the Indy 500 is blacked out up there, so you may not even have to worry about busy restaurants/bars or anything.

Welcome to Indiana! If you need any recommendations, let me know.

Posted by: TickledPink at May 21, 2018 07:21 AM (TL2pK)

855 Yahoo News is desperately trying to make me care about the wedding with a flood of amazing, interesting facts, stories and commentary I am supposed to click. Not going to work with bust woman click bait.

Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2018 07:21 AM (MxEKc)

856 a good sermon. There was a black choir which I
guess gave the ceremony a little punch. The carriage ride was very
pretty. I love watching weddings - no matter who's getting married. I
thing they're sweet.


Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 21, 2018 07:21 AM (lwiT4)

You probably noticed all the horses got hitched also...

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2018 07:23 AM (y8t3g)

857 Yahoo News is desperately trying to make me care about the wedding

It keeps the rubes from reading about the Deep State.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:24 AM (oVJmc)

858 We joke about Trump being"The God Emperor" but it really was a miracle what he pulled off.

Literally every piece of the US Government Apparatus and a lot of foreign ones too were all lined up against him as far as the eye can see - and he still won.

Fucking Miracle.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 07:24 AM (uU0DB)

859 My morning smells like asbestos.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 21, 2018 07:26 AM (Ha/7o)

860 I now choose to live my life as a gay man and I resent these homophobic attacks!

Posted by: Stefan Halper at May 21, 2018 07:26 AM (uU0DB)

861 Fucking Miracle.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 21, 2018 07:24 AM (uU0DB)

God made

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 21, 2018 07:27 AM (czkHE)

862
Literally every piece of the US Government Apparatus and a lot of foreign ones too were all lined up against him as far as the eye can see - and he still won.


Also goes to highlight how our spooks work and how incompetent they can be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:27 AM (oVJmc)

863 NOOD

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2018 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

864 Hey! Remember when we were going to Bring American Style Democracy to Iraq!

Has a whole new meaning now, don't it?

Posted by: The Deep State at May 21, 2018 07:30 AM (uU0DB)

865 So Kerry says dems will run against America First. So Mr Ketchup, should it be American Second, or Third? How about America Shithole? would that work for dems?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

866 Duncan, who served under former President Barack Obama, tweeted Friday that its necessary for parents to hold their children out of school and explained his point further on MSNBC.

DEMAND VOUCHERS! Send you kids wherever you believe will take care of them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 21, 2018 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

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