EMT 5/20/18

How many EMT would a woodchuck chuck?

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, May 20, 2018. On this day in 1873 Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a U.S. patent for blue jeans with copper rivets. Thus Levis were born.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:52 AM (aC6Sd)

3 Some clues as to the motive of the TX school shooter.

http://tinyurl.com/y7mlh3ef

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

4 Trump is telling the DOJ and the FBI to release those documents related to putting a spy in his campaign to help Scankles.

http://tinyurl.com/ybjj2bar

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

5 G'mornin' Horde !

Thanks, krakatoa and Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2018 05:53 AM (xJrIn)

6 Cohen file leaker caught in a lie and in addition he could go to jail for 5 years. If he does he will be the first in this mess to do so.

http://tinyurl.com/y8v4rual

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

7 Those new gun confiscation laws passed in FL, called 'Red Flag Laws' would have done nothing to prevent the TX school shooting. It has been said repeatedly gun control laws do not work and only hinder honest people.

http://tinyurl.com/y94yw7nn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

8 But the Communist gov of CT doesn't believe in anything but gun confiscation. When these liberals tell you they only want common sense gun control laws they are lying out their ass. They want to illegally end the 2nd amendment and confiscate all guns from law abiding people.

http://tinyurl.com/y74fully

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

9 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y97fhwb8

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

10 It really is a slow news morning today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

11 Coffee is up, how do you want it?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:56 AM (aC6Sd)

12 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 05:58 AM (EyPfd)

13 Thanks Vic for the Newz

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 05:58 AM (8ikIW)

14 Coffee - hot, light cream and just a touch of some sweetener.

Why yes, a shot of whiskey will do nicely - thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 06:01 AM (akHM/)

15 As of 9:25 PM yesterday, 4 Killed 13 wounded in Chicago.

I think it's time for my town to build a wall

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

16 It seems some people have been digging into the background of our dear friend, Mr. Halper. Short version- he goes back a long way. Hello GWB!

It really is stomach turning when you see what he's been involved in. This douchebag has been pulling strings longer than many of the horde have been alive. Not as long as Vic and me but still a long time.

A link to see for yourself- https://tinyurl.com/y7cesogu

Good morning horde.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 06:04 AM (fsyyz)

17 Some clues as to the motive of the TX school shooter.

http://tinyurl.com/y7mlh3ef
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

Doesn't make sense. He's a homo. Rodriguez may be a self promoter, like Gavin Arvizo's mother.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:06 AM (/qEW2)

18 I tried to find what the original price of a pair of Levi jeans were since they go for around $40 now. But could not be located.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

19 Anyone know of a site with pictures of the victims of the Sante Fe school? We always see the killer but you have to really search to see the victims. They are the one who need to be seen and remembered.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:14 AM (aC6Sd)

20 19
Anyone know of a site with pictures of the victims of the Sante Fe
school? We always see the killer but you have to really search to see
the victims. They are the one who need to be seen and remembered.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:14 AM (aC6Sd)

I think it may be against the law to post pictures of minors in news sources.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

21 Bruce - to keep them in?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:17 AM (aC6Sd)

22 4 Muzzie gunmen attacked an Eastern Orthodox Church in Chechnya. 1 churchgoer and 3 security personnel died. All the gunmen were killed.

In other words, they had armed security *on premises* which minimized the casualties. Our school administrators could learn a lot from this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:18 AM (/qEW2)

23 22 In other words, they had armed security *on
premises* which minimized the casualties. Our school administrators
could learn a lot from this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:18 AM (/qEW2)

Parkland did have an armed security on premises. He just didn't respond.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

24 But he got his $100K retirement.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

25 Bruce - to keep them in?
Posted by: Skip

That would be the best I think

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

26 There were pictures of the Florida school shooting, maybe it takes awhile until permission gets through. The link has a picture of Shana Fisher 16 one of the victims.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:24 AM (aC6Sd)

27 Americans owning firearms is not new. People trying to be internet famous is new. Societal decay is the real problem no one wants to face. Better to take inanimate objects from the normals. Way too hard to try to fix a vapid society. And if nothing else, people tapping on their smart/ dumb-ass phones will stop swerving into my lane.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 06:27 AM (n13/j)

28 There were pictures of the Florida school shooting, maybe it takes awhile until permission gets through. The link has a picture of Shana Fisher 16 one of the victims.
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:24 AM (aC6Sd)

There are tons of pictures of the Pockystan exchange student. The media are pushing that as if she were the only victim.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:29 AM (/qEW2)

29 Father Sergiy, the priest at Archangel Michael Church, said a service was being held when participants heard shots and chants of "Allahu akbar" outside. He told the Russian state RIA Novosti news agency they scrambled to shut the doors and secured the bolts just as the assailants tried to break in.

Yes. When you hear people screaming "Allahu akbar", it's usually a good idea to bolt the doors. We'll need to learn this lesson, thanks to several decades of feckless presidents.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:35 AM (/qEW2)

30 We have an example of one solitary figure standing up and saying "Enough!" Sometimes, a single candle is enough to light the way through the outer darkness for those that follow.

We have such a candle now. This lone warrior for peace is leading the way. Quiet courage really is the way forward.

Elizabeth Warren has pledged to never take any money from the NRA. Courage.

What? Seriously, this is courageous. Why are you calling bs on this? No money. None. You just don't get it I guess.

No money.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 06:35 AM (fsyyz)

31 I saw that debate on PC with Jordan Peterson, Stephen Frye and two humorless asshole leftists. Why does Peterson insist on equating "far right" with the far left. Is there even a functional "far right"? Is the "far left" any different than the left. He should really read Dinesh D'Souza about the actual roots of fascism.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:36 AM (H8QX8)

32 No money.
Posted by: weirdflunky

Shouldn't that be "wampum"?

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

33 Doesn't make sense. He's a homo. Rodriguez may be a self promoter, like Gavin Arvizo's mother.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:06 AM

He was wearing some sort of pin of some type advocating bi-sexuality or something. So could swing either way.

Funny thing for me was the two biggest horn-dogs in my high school, who went after the most chicks -- ended up gay. Hypersexuality -- if there is such a term. (I just checked, there is - definition below)

Sexual addiction or hypersexuality is defined as a dysfunctional preoccupation with sexual fantasy, often in combination with the obsessive pursuit of casual or non-intimate sex; pornography; compulsive masturbation; romantic intensity and objectified partner sex for a period of at least six months.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 06:37 AM (LOgQ4)

34 >>>Parkland did have an armed security on premises. He just didn't respond.

Maybe schools need to hire Russian security personnel. Maybe they're cold blooded enough to do the job. Palp might know.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:38 AM (/qEW2)

35 I think no one of any political stripe should give a dime to Warren. They should do this in solidarity. As an homage to her principled stand against her NRA benefactors.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM (n13/j)

36 Sexual addiction or hypersexuality is defined as a dysfunctional preoccupation with sexual fantasy, often in combination with the obsessive pursuit of casual or non-intimate sex; pornography; compulsive masturbation; romantic intensity and objectified partner sex for a period of at least six months.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 06:37 AM (LOgQ4)

Every teen aged boy ever? Or just me?

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM (fsyyz)

37 Wonder if MSNBC has gone onto the 'Spying to Protect Trump' bandwagon or is that a bold face lie to hard to swallow?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM (aC6Sd)

38 Maybe they're cold blooded enough to do the job. Palp might know.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Probably cold blooded enough to just wing the little miscreants that ditching a class

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

39 "Elizabeth Warren has pledged to never take any money from the NRA. Courage. "

Oh but she'll take contributions from the NFFA. Hypocrite:

https://www.nfaausa.com/

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:40 AM (UdKB7)

40 "Why does Peterson insist on equating "far right" with the far left. Is there even a functional "far right"? Is the "far left" any different than the left."

Our Asian, overeducated meal friend likes to say "I think both sides are just too extreme?.

Of course she can never seem to name any particular extremism on the right, when asked.

Nor was she able to spot the inherent problem with the classic line about how hard it is to compromise when the Israelis want to live, and the Palestinians want to eradicate the Joos and the nation of Israel from the face of the earth.

Not to terribly bright...this one is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:40 AM (EyPfd)

41 meal=female

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:40 AM (EyPfd)

42 NFAA. Pronounced "n faaa"

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:40 AM (UdKB7)

43 meal=female

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I think Freud would have quite a lot to say about this.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2018 06:42 AM (xhZSJ)

44 Not to terribly bright...this one is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

My sister is a big one for "why can't we just have a bipartisan agreement?"

I told her, because the lefties start off with wanting a billion dollars to study trans sexual tooth brushing. The people with some sense say, that's toooooo f'ing much. The lefties say okay, we'll settle for 50 million and if you don't give it to us we'll let everyone know you really hate tran sexuals....and children...and dogs...and brown people....and brown dogs....

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

45 Every teen aged boy ever? Or just me?

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM

I suppose most, to some degree. I could turn that shit off, at will. Because I was always busy, always tired.

Sports, a number of part time jobs, school. But every couple of weeks there would be boy/girl parties (usually run by the girls) where that switch would get thrown back 'on' again. Then I'd quench it again.

I was in no hurry to grow up. Still aren't.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 06:45 AM (LOgQ4)

46 "I think Freud would have quite a lot to say about this."

Talk to the auto-cucumber.

It has issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:47 AM (EyPfd)

47 I see Spike Lee has won a Grand Pricks awards. I didn't know he could even drive.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:47 AM (UdKB7)

48 So Halper got into campaign sought out russians and gave Bhussein info that lead HRC to fund pee pee dossier?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

49 The 'far Right' is really next to 'far Left' was taught to me in high school, its not new. I knew it was crap then, and has become a pet peeve of mine since then.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:48 AM (aC6Sd)

50 Prix. My autocucumber has become sentient.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:48 AM (UdKB7)

51 So what exactly is wrong with David Hoggs generation that prevents them from functioning in a civilized and armed society, often resorting to violence when emotionally challenged?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:49 AM (EyPfd)

52 11 Coffee is up, how do you want it?
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 05:56 AM (aC6Sd)

Stiff and black

Posted by: Dutchess Meghan at May 20, 2018 06:49 AM (Ymy4N)

53 "Stiff and black"

Is it really true that their first dance at the reception was that Britney Spears classic...

Whoops, I did it again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 06:50 AM (EyPfd)

54 Laurel. Yanny. Laurel. Yanny.

Monin'!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 20, 2018 06:51 AM (pxOl8)

55 The far right BS is total bullshit. You realize the far right are Marxist also. They have no prob using the force of Big Govt to enforce their rules on race and religion.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

56 Obama was behind all of this BS. Not to defeat Trump but to put him in jail after Trump lost the election. That little tongue lashing that Bammy gave Trump at the corres. dinner was just a taste of his hatred for Trump.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 06:52 AM (Ymy4N)

57 49 That line was started by the Soviets early WWII to distance themselves from the Nazis, can't have a adversary along your own concept of goverment.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:52 AM (aC6Sd)

58 Prix. My autocucumber has become sentient.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:48 AM (UdKB7)

You got it right the first time. And what's wrong with the name "freaked"? You've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 06:55 AM (/qEW2)

59 30 Elizabeth Warren has pledged to never take any money from the NRA. Courage.

What? Seriously, this is courageous. Why are you calling bs on this? No money. None. You just don't get it I guess.

No money.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 06:35 AM (fsyyz)

The NRA would never give Lyingwatha any money. She is a gun graber.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

60 49 The 'far Right' is really next to 'far Left' was taught to me in high school, its not new. I knew it was crap then, and has become a pet peeve of mine since then.
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:48 AM (aC6Sd)

There is no far right or alt right. These are just Marxist that decided to add race or religion (hum what was that guy in Germany) to the mix.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

61 55 yeah. When I hear far right, I hear statist, not my kinda guys.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 06:55 AM (n13/j)

62 56 Obama was behind all of this BS.

Oh yes! Ghussein knew Trump would undo all of his pen and phone edicts in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

63 I had my auto off but somehow a update got it back on, got to watch it as it tries to change words constantly

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:58 AM (aC6Sd)

64 "And what's wrong with the name "freaked"? You've got nothing to be ashamed of."

Well there was that one incident at band camp.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 06:59 AM (UdKB7)

65 "57 49 That line was started by the Soviets early WWII to distance themselves from the Nazis, can't have a adversary along your own concept of goverment.
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:52 AM (aC6Sd)"

BOOM. This.
To an orthodox Communist, anyone a quarter-inch to the right of Marx/Lenin/Stalin was a "rightist".
Like many another concept of orthodox Communism, this was adopted wholeheartedly by our media and academia.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2018 07:00 AM (xJrIn)

66 Right wing in Europe are the Nazis which were "National Socialists". In the US right wing is generally conservatives. So it depends on where you are at.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:01 AM (mpXpK)

67 Went to a screening of Wrath of Khan with a long Q/A after with William Shatner last night.

Pretty fucking awesome.

Shatner is 82 years old and can command a stage with the best of them.
Took a shot at George Takai, Said he and Nimoy were good friends and hawked his upcoming album.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:01 AM (UfMVm)

68 66 Right wing in Europe are the Nazis which were "National Socialists". In the US right wing is generally conservatives. So it depends on where you are at.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:01 AM (mpXpK)

But the so called far right or alt right here in the US are Marxist willing to use Big Govt to force behavior. The far right in the US are Libertarians.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

69 Shatner is 82 years old and can command a stage with the best of them.
Took a shot at George Takai, Said he and Nimoy were good friends and hawked his upcoming album.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:01 AM (UfMVm)

Capn Kirk would bang anything.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

70 heard Levi Strauss Co donates to anti gun causes. no mo levis for me. Wranglers only.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 20, 2018 07:05 AM (Uvurs)

71 I thought the right was like the right side of the brain, rational and reasoning, and the left is like the left side of the brain, emotional and insane.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 07:06 AM (UdKB7)

72 "Capn Kirk would bang anything"

"Pansexual" is inadequate to describe our captain.

Posted by: Mr Spock at May 20, 2018 07:07 AM (UdKB7)

73 70 heard Levi Strauss Co donates to anti gun causes. no mo levis for me. Wranglers only.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 20, 2018 07:05 AM (Uvurs)

I remember the big not Boy Scout movement by Levis. As for jeans I like the real banana repub with leather label.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

74 Right wing in Europe are the Nazis which were "National Socialists". In the US right wing is generally conservatives. So it depends on where you are at.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:01 AM

Exactly. And a 'fundamentalist' Christian in the USA is a helluva lot different then a 'fundamentalist' Muslim. They both may want to convert you, but one is using a sword or a scimitar and might just lope off your head.

To the left they're exactly the same. Except they consider the Muslim less threatening.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:07 AM (LOgQ4)

75 Politics are generally banned at the miniature website but every once in a while the Left/Right thing does come up and being a international site it is hard to always know when someone defines it what is their perspective.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:08 AM (aC6Sd)

76
You spelled "chunk" wrong.
its:
How much wood could a woodchunk chunk,
if a woodchunk could chunk woodchunk
chunk wood woodchunk could chunk chunk
wood could chunk woodchunk
wood chu.
woof ah uh,
yes.

With warmest memories of "Pogo"

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at May 20, 2018 07:08 AM (HPNqc)

77 I have never heard of big "L" Libertarians referred to as 'far right'. The whole right wing/left wing meme came about during the French Revolution and it referred to which side of the French Parliement members sat. The "right" side favored the traditional monarchists and the left side favored the new socialist French revolutionaries.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

78 "Capn Kirk would bang anything"

"Pansexual" is inadequate to describe our captain.

Posted by: Mr Spock at May 20, 2018 07:07 AM

Like you don't turn into a horny bastid during pan farr.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:09 AM (LOgQ4)

79 The term 'far right' was invented by the MFM a few years ago to describe any Republican who did not support Democrat communist practices.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

80 To the left they're exactly the same. Except they consider the Muslim less threatening.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:07 AM (LOgQ4)

Yes, because they both have no prob using Big Govt to control people. Christians believe in free will and are responsible for about 99% of the success of the US and free market.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

81 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2018 07:11 AM (KCxzN)

82 Ok I've got to make the pancakes. Anybody want freaky pancakes?

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2018 07:11 AM (UdKB7)

83 Not a nationalist, but a patriot, huge difference there. Not a
populist, but a libertarian, a rugged individualist. Basically,
nationalist/populist could not be further from my identification.
However, I realize these words mean different things to different
people.

The adversary is clear.Sstatists who have zero grounding in American
Civilization are dominant, they want to take anyone down who is not a radical leftist. They want to anihliiate American Civilization. and the Constitution.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 07:13 AM (n13/j)

84 GWB?

Nah. I think Halper goes back to GHWB.

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2018 07:13 AM (ii30j)

85 The MFM often referred to members of the Tea Party movement as 'far right' while people like McShitty were just 'right wing'.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

86 pansexual, is that someone who really really like bread?

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 07:15 AM (n13/j)

87 82 Ok I've got to make the pancakes. Anybody want freaky pancakes?
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2018 07:11 AM (UdKB7)
----

Are these your famous rainbow MDMA pancakes?

*holds plate up*

Mornin' all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2018 07:15 AM (qJtVm)

88
I never did 'get' the Spock/pan farr episode in Star Trek. He hijacked the ship to return to Vulcan. In the end, no trial, no execution?

Disappointing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:16 AM (LOgQ4)

89 Still waiting for the ones who screech about not blaming all Muslims for Islamic based atrocities to step up,

and demand that we not blame all the legal gun owners for the illegal and senseless violent acts of this younger generation of mostly liberal yutes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 07:16 AM (EyPfd)

90 Disappointing.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:16 AM (LOgQ4)
---

"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2018 07:17 AM (qJtVm)

91 The real problem is the MFM has debased the language so bad that most all these terms like far right, conservative, etc have become largely meaningless. They change the meaning every time they want to grind a liberal ax.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

92 I wish I could find some women's jeans that do not have that stretchy elastic in them!....

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 20, 2018 07:22 AM (Z1I24)

93 "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Spock, ftw.

Sort of a variation of 'Be careful what you ask for -- you might just get it.'

I can't find who said that. Probably Chinese.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:24 AM (LOgQ4)

94 The adversary is clear.Sstatists who have zero grounding in American
Civilization are dominant, they want to take anyone down who is not a radical leftist. They want to anihliiate American Civilization. and the Constitution.
Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 07:13 AM (n13/j)

The entire all cultures are good and equal is total bullshit. Watch Apocalypto which is a very realistic view of America before the Europeans. Yes the Catholics were hard on the Indians but most Christians were just trying to make a better life. We are about 500 years from the Europeans coming here and about 200 years since our government forced Natives off their land. But leftist still equal sins of 200 to 500 years ago to current mohammedan tactics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

95 I wish I could find some women's jeans that do not have that stretchy elastic in them!....
Posted by: KWDreaming

I saw a woman at the store the other day whose elastic in her pants had given up the fight.

You want me to find out if she'll sell them?

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

96 Nah. I think Halper goes back to GHWB.
Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2018 07:13 AM (ii30j)

You are correct of course. My fingers don't always follow the orders of my brain. My bad.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:25 AM (fsyyz)

97 and demand that we not blame all the legal gun owners for the illegal and senseless violent acts of this younger generation of mostly liberal yutes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 07:16 AM (EyPfd)

Not gonna happen. Marxist are finally coming out and saying that guns must be banned and confiscated. It starts out that no one needs an AR, then no one need a 1911, and then no one needs a muzzle loading pistol. (except the MS animals)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

98 >>>>>Wonder if MSNBC has gone onto the 'Spying to Protect Trump' bandwagon or is that a bold face lie to hard to swallow?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 06:39 AM...Someone is obviously still sending out scripts, just not sure who it is.

We have literally crossed the sanity Rubicon when the msm collectively calls Trump insane for hinting that obama tapped his phones during the campaign and should be removed from office because he is unfit to even suggest such a thing, to now saying that obama tapped his phones and put a spy(s) into his campaign to protect him from Russia.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2018 07:32 AM (+Dllb)

99 "I think Freud would have quite a lot to say about this."

Talk to the auto-cucumber.

It has issues.

I think Freud would have a lot to say about your possession of an "automatic cucumber," as well.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 07:33 AM (JGBbg)

100 We have literally crossed the sanity Rubicon when the msm collectively calls Trump insane for hinting that obama tapped his phones during the campaign and should be removed from office because he is unfit to even suggest such a thing, to now saying that obama tapped his phones and put a spy(s) into his campaign to protect him from Russia.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

MSM...Why do you make us hurt you?

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)

101 I think Freud would have a lot to say about your possession of an "automatic cucumber," as well.
Posted by: mikeski

Automatic??? AHHHhhhh, it's an assault cucumber!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:34 AM (8ikIW)

102 One by one Leftists are pulling off the mask of 'common sence gun control' and showing 'total gun ban'.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:35 AM (aC6Sd)

103 94 I don't doubt that they were fed enough pop history by SJW frauds to hate their nation and want to radically transform it to something else. But I also believe they have no loyalty or pride because they really do not have any grounding in their own nation's history.

To them, the US just happens to be wealthy and safe by chance. No one worked for this, no on sacrificed for this. These people want to disfigure the nation because they have never been taught anything positive about the place. Go to any social media site. You get lefties and foreigners bashing Americans as stupid and fat. Funny, then how did the USA become so powerful? These people will blink when you corner them on that, they truly have no idea.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 07:35 AM (n13/j)

104 now saying that obama tapped his phones and put a spy(s) into his campaign to protect him from Russia.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2018 07:32 AM (+Dllb)

So 110% of what Trump said is TRUE. So the drive by media now claims it was done to help Trump. So for almost 2 years we heard that Trump was crazy and now we hear that all of the conspiracy theories are not just true but supported by Big Govt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

105 What should be obvious is that the "inner circle" has been trying to dictate the presidential choices for years.
They just messed up that ONE time, and look what's unraveling!
Who really wanted McStain? Romulus?

Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 07:37 AM (JbTDu)

106 "Automatic??? AHHHhhhh, it's an assault cucumber!!!"

It has that green thing...that goes UP!!

Eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 07:39 AM (EyPfd)

107 So Dem strat for November
higher taxes
no guns
cakes baked at gunpoint
mediscare for all
free college indoctrination
a dick in every ladies bathroom

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:39 AM (JFO2v)

108 107
...and no bad-think. Don't forget the bad-think.

Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 07:40 AM (JbTDu)

109 The Preakness field, seen faster horses running from the glue factory.

Upset>Justify

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 07:41 AM (Ymy4N)

110 Good news is it hasn't rained since I got up

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:41 AM (aC6Sd)

111 just one last note on the royal wedding:

in the 45 years since secretariat's triple crown triumph, "big red" still owns the track records for the kentucky derby, preakness and belmont races.

that's phenomenal - no other athletic achievement has stood the test of time as secretariat's.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:41 AM (Pg+x7)

112 I never did 'get' the Spock/pan farr episode in Star Trek. He hijacked the ship to return to Vulcan. In the end, no trial, no execution?

What is "theft" in a post-scarcity utopia?

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 07:42 AM (JGBbg)

113 ... did i say royal wedding? i meant the preakness.

sorry about that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:42 AM (Pg+x7)

114 Hoping for rain at the Belmont, has to help Justify. Wonder if there has ever been a rained on Triple Crown.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:43 AM (aC6Sd)

115 ... did i say royal wedding? i meant the preakness.

sorry about that.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

That's okay. A lot of big crooked teeth at both events

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)

116 (... and secretariat won the belmont by 31 lengths! admittedly it was against a field of 4 other horses - no one wanted to enter the race against him - but still, that's incredible.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:45 AM (Pg+x7)

117 Perspective, or maybe relativity. North Dakota field operator sent to Casper WY for training. Stories about big city bright lights. Why would anyone live in a big city? (Casper population at the time about 40,000).

One redeeming feature, they have a lot of pretty women down south.

Posted by: The Real Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:45 AM (mf8ki)

118 Good news is it hasn't rained since I got up

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:41 AM

Give it some time:

1:00 pm Chance of Rain 37%
3:00 pm Chance of Rain 36%
4:00 pm Chance of a Thunderstorm 46%

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:46 AM (LOgQ4)

119 115: bruce:

thank you. sometimes it's confusing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:46 AM (Pg+x7)

120 "The Preakness field, seen faster horses running from the glue factory. "

As much rain as we have had in the last week, I was expecting it to look more like the Assateague Island pony swim.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 07:46 AM (EyPfd)

121 108 107
...and no bad-think. Don't forget the bad-think.
Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 07:40 AM (JbTDu)

Which can change daily. gays we must accept. same sex partner benefits. civil unions. gay marriage. All happened in my lifetime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

122 Warning! Super paranoid side emerging! Warning!

Since the "insurance policy" didn't work to get rid of Trump. "They" still have the unspoken insurance policy just sitting there. I see no way that they let Trump serve two terms. He can do entirely too much damage to what they've built for themselves. We all know "they" could if they decided to.

Turns down paranoia down from eleventy! to its usual 8.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:47 AM (fsyyz)

123 Capn Kirk would bang anything.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:04 AM

He rocked.

Posted by: The Horta at May 20, 2018 07:48 AM (DMUuz)

124 The complaint by a few is the Belmont is used to set up with ringers use to the longer race to stop a Triple Crown contender.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:49 AM (aC6Sd)

125 Ok I've got to make the pancakes. Anybody want freaky pancakes?
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2018 07:11 AM (UdKB7)

Just don't do anything gay into the batter.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 07:49 AM (/qEW2)

126 https://tinyurl.com/y7qfccfc
Everybody sing!
Starbucks . . . is nice to the homeless.Staaarbucks . . . super cool to the homeless.In the cityyyyy . . . city SeattleThey take really good care . . . of all their homeless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zGFXaPn0o

Posted by: Revenant at May 20, 2018 07:49 AM (G+VT+)

127 The entire all cultures are good and equal is total bullshit.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Even the Left doesn't believe that. (They just say it.)

Your culture is inferior, you First-World pig-dog. The rest are good and equal.

And no, you can't fix yours by borrowing from theirs. That's cultural appropration, which is just as bad as just being (white, middle class, American, Christian, heterosexual, male, rule-of-law, work-over-welfare, etc.) in the first place.

And no, you can't balance things out by donating parts of your culture to theirs. That's cultural imperialism, which is just as bad as (yadda yadda).

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 07:49 AM (JGBbg)

128 Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:47 AM (fsyyz)

Well, if you're a praying person I assume you've been praying every day for the safety of President Trump and his family from all enemies foreign and domestic, and that you will continue to do so. "Pray more, worry less" as the saying goes. If not, it's always a good idea to tun down paranoia from eleventy to 8 anyway if you can. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2018 07:51 AM (vw6r3)

129
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:47 AM (fsyyz)
---------
'Mornin.

I thought the insurance policy was the fake dossier and investigation.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 07:51 AM (MVjcR)

130 It would be the ultimate irony if within a year all this coup collapsed, indictments for a dozen conspirators and Democrats became a endangered species.

I can dream can't I?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:52 AM (aC6Sd)

131 116 (... and secretariat won the belmont by 31 lengths! admittedly it was against a field of 4 other horses - no one wanted to enter the race against him - but still, that's incredible.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:45 AM (Pg+x7)

"incredible" is a gross understatement.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 07:52 AM (Ymy4N)

132 "Just don't do anything gay into the batter."

My pancakes are the best. So light and fluffy white.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2018 07:52 AM (UdKB7)

133 I thought the insurance policy was the fake dossier and investigation.
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 07:51 AM (MVjcR)

Yes. I was referencing the unspoken insurance policy that is ALWAYS sitting there as a fail safe.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:53 AM (fsyyz)

134 500 Internal Server Error
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/cherrypy/_cprequest.py", line 670, in respond
response.body = self.handler()
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/cherrypy/lib/encoding.py", line 212, in __call__
self.body = self.oldhandler(*args, **kwargs)
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/cherrypy/_cpdispatch.py", line 61, in __call__
return self.callable(*self.args, **self.kwargs)
File "main.py", line 45, in index
return minx.go(cherrypy.request,cherrypy.response,cherrypy.thread_data,{})
File "/home/minxcc/minx/live/minx.py", line 2048, in go
do_form(tags['form'])
File "/home/minxcc/minx/live/minx.py", line 1515, in do_form
if form=='form.comment': form_comment(tags)
File "/home/minxcc/minx/live/minx.py", line 1871, in form_comment
do_sql('select comment_id from mt_comment where comment_entry_id = %s and comment_text = %s',(tags['page.post'],tags['form.text']))
File "/home/minxcc/minx/live/minx.py", line 259, in do_sql
perform_sql(query,vars)
File "/home/minxcc/minx/live/minx.py", line 273, in perform_sql
page.c.execute(query,vars)
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/MySQLdb/cursors.py", line 187, in execute
query = query % tuple([db.literal(item) for item in args])
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/MySQLdb/connections.py", line 278, in literal
return self.escape(o, self.encoders)
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/MySQLdb/connections.py", line 208, in unicode_literal
return db.literal(u.encode(unicode_literal.charset))
UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019' in position 44: ordinal not in range(256)

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (cAj82)

135 122 Warning! Super paranoid side emerging! Warning!

You are not paranoid if the really are out to get you. What is funny is that many conservative think the left hates Trump and loves them. That is just fukn stupid. They hate you. They hate your family. And your dog. Bipartisan is stupid. It is like DACA, it started out to help 800k now the number is about 3 Million.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

136 What does that mean?

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (cAj82)

137 Yes. I was referencing the unspoken insurance policy that is ALWAYS sitting there as a fail safe.
Posted by: weirdflunky

You mean the Clinton Policy?

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (8ikIW)

138 Just a note: If anyone has a prayer request for Wednesday prayer list please send it to me today by 9:00 EST for inclusion in the Wednesday "Daily Rant". I am going to a conference today through Tuesday about 7;00 p.m. EST (where I will be on a prayer team), will not have internet access and need to send the list to Oregon Muse this morning. Thanks.
Send any prayer requests to:

FenelonDirection18 (at sign) g mail.com

Keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (vw6r3)

139 Local TV stations news (from Yahoo): President Trump can't spell his wife's name, that shows he is an idiot.
I modified if slightly, but that was the leading story...

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (yLA6Y)

140 Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (cAj82)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Have you ever met my good friend Barrel?

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (fsyyz)

141
Yes. I was referencing the unspoken insurance policy that is ALWAYS sitting there as a fail safe.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 07:53 AM (fsyyz)
--------
Gotcha. Sorry. No coffee yet.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (MVjcR)

142 What does that mean?

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM

It means you are trying to sneak some character past Pixy that is prohibited. Are you using a 'smart' phone with fancy punctuation turned on?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (LOgQ4)

143 Too paranoid?
I'm beginning to think we weren't (aren't) enough.
If they can do what they've done to the president, what makes you think a congresscritter or Supreme Court justice is immune?

Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (JbTDu)

144 "What does that mean?"

Nothing.

Just a small blip in the software.

Carry on.

Posted by: Bob, from ~~NSA~~ Google at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (EyPfd)

145 What does that mean?
Posted by: ALH

Not sure, but it's probably something to do with porn

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)

146 I get that message a lot when I try to post from my phone.

I need a Hero!

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:56 AM (cAj82)

147 Good luck for ALH-the Barrel only opens at 10 on Sundays.

Posted by: Mornin' MiklosBot at May 20, 2018 07:57 AM (zCyNd)

148 124 The complaint by a few is the Belmont is used to set up with ringers use to the longer race to stop a Triple Crown contender.
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 07:49 AM (aC6Sd)

Happens all the time. Like when they brought Citation back to become the first horse to win a million. Total set up, stable mate finish 2nd, no whip

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 07:57 AM (Ymy4N)

149 Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

Can't hate my dog. I don't have one. ;^)

I differentiate between crazy leftists I don't know and people who voted for Hillary who are much more liberal than I am. The latter people some of whom have known and loved me for years and are christian brothers and sisters, and know that i voted for Trump-have been as loving to me as they have always been. I'm not going to give up friends because they voted for Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (vw6r3)

150
Turn off the fancy punctuation on your smart phone. Settings somewhere. Or don't use quotes (" ") or commas ever again.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (LOgQ4)

151 Good luck for ALH-the Barrel only opens at 10 on Sundays.
Posted by: Mornin' MiklosBot

Once it does open though, it's a champagne buffet...at least that's what the sign says

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (8ikIW)

152 143 Too paranoid?
I'm beginning to think we weren't (aren't) enough.
If they can do what they've done to the president, what makes you think a congresscritter or Supreme Court justice is immune?
Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 07:55 AM (JbTDu)

Remember how the media said Bhuessein was getting all of these threat and then it came out about the same as Bush. So why no reports on Trump threats?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (JFO2v)

153 The only part that matters is:

UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2019'

Unicode character 2019 is a "right single quotation mark". So find a way to not use "smart" quotes.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (JGBbg)

154 So Mrs VIA chopped, and put some fresh onions in the fridge yesterday.

Now every time I open the fridge door, between the eyes watering, and the sneezing...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 07:58 AM (EyPfd)

155 >>>pansexual, is that someone who really really like bread?

People who are sexually attracted to Zamfir.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 07:59 AM (/qEW2)

156 @122

I dont think the deep state is quite to the point of executing a sic semper tyranus operation, but they are getting close.

I would say that becomes a greater reality if the IG report drops and its everything weve been told it was and more and the main operators begin being rolled up.

The case for Mueller continuing his witching goes away and he may eventually be implicated in all of this.

In that case the deep state will want revenge and will want to send the ultimate message.

I hope and pray the SS has flushed out any the holdover incompetents and dead beats from the Obama administration and hasnt been infiltrated like the IC and LE apparatus has.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:59 AM (UfMVm)

157 Now every time I open the fridge door, between the eyes watering, and the sneezing...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentic

Happens to me when I open Hillary's bedroom door in the morning...

...HUma Na Huma NA...

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

158 "What does that mean?"

Your python boot is too tight.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2018 08:00 AM (UdKB7)

159 Mr. H's cousin passed away yesterday. He complained of a headache on Tuesday and after taking a Tylenol, he couldn't lift his head. His wife took him to the Emergency Room, and they discovered a blood clot in one of the arteries in his neck.
Doctors did surgery to remove the blood clot, giving him a 50-50 chance of survival.
Once the clot was gone, the blood it had been holding back rushed into his brain.
By Friday, he was pronounced brain dead. They took him off life support yesterday morning.
It's scary how fast things can go south on you. Be kind to your loved ones while you still can.

Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 08:01 AM (cAj82)

160
I hope and pray the SS has flushed out any the holdover incompetents and dead beats from the Obama administration and hasnt been infiltrated like the IC and LE apparatus has.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:59 AM (UfMVm)

I think "they" would make sure that base was always covered. No matter what else they may be up to, they always have people inserted there, just in case. I know I would.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 08:02 AM (fsyyz)

161 156
I hope and pray the SS has flushed out any the holdover incompetents and dead beats from the Obama administration and hasnt been infiltrated like the IC and LE apparatus has.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:59 AM (UfMVm)

The point is that these holdovers span several administrations, from BOTH major parties. It truly seems there is a uni-party and we are all patsies for believing otherwise.

Posted by: MarkY at May 20, 2018 08:02 AM (JbTDu)

162
I saw Mark Robinson's speech at the NRA convention. That guy is good, real good at public speaking. I'd love to see him debate the left. He'd tear them apart. If the Republicans had any brains (which they don't) they should see if he'd run for office.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:03 AM (SiINZ)

163 I wonder if anyone ever made a pan flute out of bread.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:03 AM (n13/j)

164 What does that mean?

Its very long computer talk that means No.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 08:03 AM (aC6Sd)

165 Close the government schools now, before more senseless acts of violence, sexual assault and depravity our visited upon our utes.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:04 AM (EoRCO)

166 It's scary how fast things can go south on you. Be kind to your loved ones while you still can.
Posted by: ALH

Scary indeed. It's amazing what modern medicine can do, and what it cannot

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 08:04 AM (8ikIW)

167 http://bit.ly/2pzN8nS
+++++
Stefan Halper Agent Provocateur - In His Own Words

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:04 AM (y3aQB)

168 Local TV stations news (from Yahoo): President Trump can't spell his wife's name, that shows he is an idiot.
I modified if slightly, but that was the leading story...

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (yLA6Y)

Yahoo also has a top "story" that Tina Fey was on SNL doing the Sarah Palin routine. Talk about utterly irrelevant and not funny. Yahoo is trying to be the most left wing site out there. I hope Verizon enjoys losing lots of business over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:05 AM (SiINZ)

169 Its very long computer talk that means No.

Considering they normally speak in 0s and 1s, that is kinda wordy.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 08:05 AM (JGBbg)

170 Uniparty? Pshaw.

By the way, that photo I saw on another site earlier this morning with a very young Bubba, GHWB and George Wallace (yes that George Wallace) sitting at the same table at some kinda picnic thing, laughing and hand shaking, is not evidence of a uniparty.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 08:05 AM (fsyyz)

171 Can the Catlicks find someone not interested in widdle boys dicks ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:06 AM (Ymy4N)

172 http://bit.ly/2IDdVac
++++
This is the right link for story from Sundance on Stefan Halper

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:06 AM (y3aQB)

173 Why do people pretend SNL was ever funny? We always talk about when SNL was funny, but is that really true? Maybe a few weeks in the 1970s, but come on, let's face it, it was never really funny.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:07 AM (n13/j)

174 What does that mean?
Posted by: ALH at May 20, 2018 07:54 AM (cAj82)

It means the jokes about "1995 blog software"? Too generous.

Look for a single curly quote, that's what u2019 is. Those weren't invented until 1998.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:08 AM (y87Qq)

175 Why do people pretend SNL was ever funny? We always talk about when SNL was funny, but is that really true? Maybe a few weeks in the 1970s, but come on, let's face it, it was never really funny.
Posted by: Quint

There were some good bits and characters. Even with those, by the time they usually shot their joke was within the first half hour

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

176 shot their joke was

Supposed to be ...joke wad

Posted by: Bruce at May 20, 2018 08:09 AM (8ikIW)

177 163 I wonder if anyone ever made a pan flute out of bread.
Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:03 AM (n13/j)

Oboe maybe

Posted by: SHEP at May 20, 2018 08:09 AM (Ymy4N)

178 Why do people pretend SNL was ever funny? We always talk about when SNL was funny, but is that really true? Maybe a few weeks in the 1970s, but come on, let's face it, it was never really funny.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:07 AM (n13/j)

It's been more not funny than funny. I thought it was good with the Phil Hartman, Chris Farley cast but that was 20 years ago. What keeps it on the air is a mystery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:09 AM (SiINZ)

179 I hope and pray the SS has flushed out any the holdover incompetents and dead beats from the Obama administration and hasnt been infiltrated like the IC and LE apparatus has. "

I hope that a magic flying unicorn that farts rainbows and shits skittles will be standing on my doorstep this morning. And I think my hope is more realistic than yours.

(I've been to an SS office; are any anglos even allowed to work there?)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2018 08:10 AM (V2Yro)

180 t's been more not funny than funny. I thought it was
good with the Phil Hartman, Chris Farley cast but that was 20 years
ago. What keeps it on the air is a mystery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:09 AM (SiINZ)

the dictionary definition of being famous for being famous.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:11 AM (n13/j)

181 shot their joke was

Supposed to be ...joke wad

Posted by: Bruce

Probably more accurate the first way.

Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2018 08:12 AM (JGBbg)

182 I hope and pray the SS .....
Posted by: Kreplach at May 20, 2018 07:59 AM (UfMVm)

ya,ya,ya

Posted by: Himmler at May 20, 2018 08:12 AM (Ymy4N)

183 Boker tov Horde.

I'm not on Twitter so I'm shocked at the stupidity of the responses to the Max Boot tweet in the sidebar. I would exoect living in the belly of the beast I would have heard it all. But, no. These people scare me, they are utterly irrational and I presume their nutty views are a product of exposure to the MSM.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2018 08:13 AM (EZebt)

184 Warning! Super paranoid side emerging! Warning!

Since the "insurance policy" didn't work to get rid of Trump. "They" still have the unspoken insurance policy just sitting there. I see no way that they let Trump serve two terms. He can do entirely too much damage to what they've built for themselves. We all know "they" could if they decided to.

Meh. It's like Iran and Israel. I think Iranians are too stupid to pose a serious threat to Israel. Same with the Donald. I think his enemies are too stupid to cause him any harm. He probably anticipated that before he decided to run.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 08:14 AM (/qEW2)

185 read a Max Boot book once, it sucked. And his name sounds made up.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:15 AM (n13/j)

186 http://bit.ly/2LdpOFI
+++++
The FBI Informant Who Monitored the Trump Campaign, Stefan Halper, Oversaw a CIA Spying Operation in the 1980 Presidential Election

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:15 AM (y3aQB)

187 The FBI SPY Who Monitored the Trump Campaign, Stefan Halper, Oversaw a CIA Spying Operation in the 1980 Presidential Election
Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:15 AM (y3aQB)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:17 AM (JFO2v)

188 I hope Stefan Halper does not turn out to be Stephen Harper. That would be too easy amirite?

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:17 AM (n13/j)

189 http://bit.ly/2LeF7OB
+++++
MENA: BARRY SEAL
+++++
Just for people who think that the "Deep State" is a overnight sensation

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:19 AM (y3aQB)

190 Back in my young and stupid days....I sometimes watched the introduction to SNL and then knew the rest wasn't worth my time...They usually did "shoot their wad" in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2018 08:19 AM (yLA6Y)

191 The latter people some of whom have known and loved me for years and are christian brothers and sisters, and know that i voted for Trump-have been as loving to me as they have always been. I'm not going to give up friends because they voted for Hillary."

I have a female relative who I've always gotten along with, who got freaky in support of Hillary. Of course with her, it was a personal issue - she's a "closet" lesbian (meaning she dresses like a middle aged man, she looks like a middle aged man, and she acts like a middle aged man, so there's not much of a secret about it) She's also never been very political - but someone told her that Trump was going to round up all the gays and put them in concentration camps, and she believed it (who knows why) and after that she just freaked out anytime his name was mentioned.

So we still talk and are friendly, and we are just careful to never, ever mention anything political at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2018 08:21 AM (V2Yro)

192 How/why does Halper become chairman of Palmer National Bank? Can you spell CIA?

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 08:22 AM (fsyyz)

193 Back in my young and stupid days....I sometimes watched the introduction to SNL and then knew the rest wasn't worth my time...They usually did "shoot their wad" in the first 5 minutes.
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2018 08:19 AM (yLA6Y)

It was 50/50 when I stopped watching in 1998ish. There were still some good sketches, but few and getting fewer.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:22 AM (y87Qq)

194 Can you spell CIA?

Spell CIA? No clue.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

195 When SNL started, there was nothing else on TV at that time of the evening so they filled a void.

Not much has changed. The only reason it is still on the air is politics. It should be called the DNC Comedy Hour.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:24 AM (EoRCO)

196 Why do people pretend SNL was ever funny? We always talk about when SNL was funny, but is that really true? Maybe a few weeks in the 1970s, but come on, let's face it, it was never really funny.
Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:07 AM (n13/j)

I thought Aykroyd as Nixon calling Belushi as Kissinger "Jew boy!" was pretty funny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 08:25 AM (/qEW2)

197 Can you spell CIA?"

C....

help me out here

Posted by: BEN RO, er TERRY BRADSHAW at May 20, 2018 08:26 AM (7LY+6)

198 So we still talk and are friendly, and we are just careful to never, ever mention anything political at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2018 08:21 AM (V2Yro)

Same here, sounds like a friend I have. We have breakfast together at a diner every Friday morning. We talk about lots of things, but mostly family. One of his daughters is married to another lady (very nice couple) and he had heard that Trump was going to round up all gays and shoot them or something.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2018 08:28 AM (yLA6Y)

199 What the hell am i doing up at 5:30? Gees. Waiting fo cawfee thats waht. And morning peeps.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:29 AM (aljs9)

200 191 but someone told her that Trump was going to round up all the gays and put them in concentration camps

This is code for not supporting 110% of LBGTASDFJKL: agena. Gay concentration camp means that someone disagrees with their lifestyle, or haircut, or shoes. This is an old leftist trick that requires you to not just accept but actually support and CARE about their cause.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

201 So we still talk and are friendly, and we are just careful to never, ever mention anything political at all. '

So how do the discussions on religion go?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (7LY+6)

202 Aquarium Update:
WeaselFish I - IV doing fine. WeaselSnail I doing well, too although he doesn't have much to say. Just east coast chillin on the tank wall.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (MVjcR)

203 "116 (... and secretariat won the belmont by 31 lengths! admittedly it was against a field of 4 other horses - no one wanted to enter the race against him - but still, that's incredible.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2018 07:45 AM (Pg+x7)"

Well, Sham was a darn good horse and he likely would have been a Triple Crown winner if Secretariat wasn't around. To show how great Secretariat's Belmont was, nobody since has even come close to his time. He did 12 second furlongs all the way around for a total of 12 furlongs. No horse has ever done anything like that.

As for the Belmont being a Triple Crown killer, possibly the saddest case of that was Northern Dancer (a gnarly little horse) who was beaten by Quadrangle in the Belmont. Quadrangle had not raced in the Derby or the Preakness. Northern Dance had set the Derby record, which stood until broken by Secretariat. But good old Northern Dancer wound up having the last laugh. He was the most successful stud horse of all time. The veritable Captain Kirk of thoroughbreds!

Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (KguO5)

204 Not much has changed. The only reason it is still on the air is politics. It should be called the DNC Comedy Hour.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:24 AM (EoRCO)

And proves Libs have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (aljs9)

205 "This is code for not supporting 110% of LBGTASDFJKL: agena. Gay concentration camp means that someone disagrees with their lifestyle, or haircut, or shoes. This is an old leftist trick that requires you to not just accept but actually support and CARE about their cause."

Hence the phrase...'just a tiny sip of penis, to prove..'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:31 AM (EyPfd)

206 No doubt some talented comedians have been on SNl. Belushi, Murphy, Hartmann to name a few. But the show has always had an influence not based on actual laughs. It was always lefty, and the lefty press pushes it just like youtube pushes it today. And they have not even tried to be funny for a couple decades.

It is interesting that more than a few SNL alumni became conservatives. I am sure they have found a way to fix the glitch though.

One last thing, in its hey day, SNL competed against static.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:31 AM (n13/j)

207 Hey Weasel, youre like a fucking ninja. Every time I write a comment to you, you disappear...wait...ok got it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:31 AM (aljs9)

208 WeaselSnail I doing well, too although he doesn't have much to say. Just east coast chillin on the tank wall.
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (MVjcR)

Be wary of snails. They multiply like guns or guitars. Faster, even, if such a thing is possible.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (y87Qq)

209 And proves Libs have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:30 AM (aljs9)

That's not funny.

Posted by: Fat chick with short purple hair and many piercings at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (zCyNd)

210 207 Hey Weasel, youre like a fucking ninja. Every time I write a comment to you, you disappear...wait...ok got it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:31 AM (aljs9)
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Whats up, bro?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (MVjcR)

211 15 As of 9:25 PM yesterday, 4 Killed 13 wounded in Chicago.---------------------------According to the Baltimore Sun this morning, we've only had one shooting reported. Yesterday was Preakness so lots of police presence in one of our hotspot areas and we've had rain throughout the last couple days.

The sun is now out and it's going to be warm so we have time to catch up...

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (PUKsa)

212 "WeaselSnail I doing well, too although he doesn't have much to say. "

Depending on the type of snail, one single snail will get you many more snails. because when they become bored, they begin to have sex. With themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:33 AM (EyPfd)

213 Why do people pretend SNL was ever funny? We
always talk about when SNL was funny, but is that really true? Maybe a
few weeks in the 1970s, but come on, let's face it, it was never really
funny.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:07 AM (n13/j)

I thought Aykroyd as Nixon calling Belushi as Kissinger "Jew boy!" was pretty funny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 08:25 AM (/qEW2)

yeah, they were bipartisan. They would attack Republicans AND conservatives.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2018 08:33 AM (n13/j)

214 Hence the phrase...'just a tiny sip of penis, to prove..'"

Paint for years and no one calls you an artist.

Suck just one....

and you're a c*cksucker for life.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:34 AM (7LY+6)

215 Right wing in Europe are the Nazis which were
"National Socialists". In the US right wing is generally conservatives.
So it depends on where you are at. Posted by: Vic

yeah it is strange. Left is Marxist I guess, but how they put Nazi on the right is weird. Socialist or anything using powerful government to overrule personal liberty always seems leftist to me. The aspect of some early state governments demanding church attendance (iirc) is a leftist trait as I see it.

How we went from that to having SCOTUS declare some statee laws unconstitutional is not clear to me. We somewhere went too far toward centralizing power, which has become a leftist trait of DC cartels.

"Conservatives" should conserve the traditional liberties of our Declaration of Independence. Packing the courts with leftist judges and "legislating from the bench" has been the gimmick to take control away from the people. Using various tricks (like calling everything interstate commerce) to overrule state (and all more local) powers centralizes power with the coastal elites ... where they control guns so it is harder to go ... remove them from the dictatorships.

Beck at times put out some interesting history, but he also did the "far right becomes far left" circle thing.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2018 08:34 AM (bT8Z4)

216 Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (y87Qq)
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Will do. I've heard that especially with a certain species. Not that I really know one snail from another. My expertise is watching trees grow.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:34 AM (MVjcR)

217 "According to the Baltimore Sun this morning, we've only had one shooting reported."

Nope..

https://cbsloc.al/2IzP0EP

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (EyPfd)

218 Hey, anybody up for an all expenses paid trip to London? The Ozzie's buying the drinks.

Posted by: Stefan Halper at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (zCyNd)

219 The Autumn Fizz carbonated douche was funny.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

220 Whats up, bro?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (MVjcR)

Lol. Well nothing as exciting as a weasel snail. Did you see my comment about planting 4 raise beds with veggies and pots with thornless blakcbeies? Practicing for the off the grid Heidi Acres.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (aljs9)

221 Quit watching me! Can't a snail get a little privacy around here??

Posted by: The snail at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (UdKB7)

222 Will do. I've heard that especially with a certain species. Not that I really know one snail from another.
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:34 AM (MVjcR)

Yeah, I'm not a snailologist or nothin'. I just figure if there are many snails where there was once one snail, you'll know it's *that* kind.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:36 AM (y87Qq)

223 Left is Marxist I guess, but how they put Nazi on the right is weird"

Wasn't until the illiterati had to differentiate between Uncle Joe and Hitler.

Prior to that, western suckups lumped Nazi/Socialist/Fascist together.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:37 AM (7LY+6)

224 220 Whats up, bro?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:32 AM (MVjcR)

Lol. Well nothing as exciting as a weasel snail. Did you see my comment about planting 4 raise beds with veggies and pots with thornless blakcbeies? Practicing for the off the grid Heidi Acres.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (aljs9)
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I missed that! Are you still looking? Hey - why don't you and Heidi think about coming to Ben Had's hootenanny in October?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:37 AM (MVjcR)

225 Nope..

https://cbsloc.al/2IzP0EP
=======Dang, missed that other one

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 20, 2018 08:37 AM (PUKsa)

226 "Weasel Snail rounding the turn at furlong 7, followed by Sloth King...."

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at May 20, 2018 08:38 AM (zCyNd)

227 >>>It is interesting that more than a few SNL alumni became conservatives. I am sure they have found a way to fix the glitch though.

Yup, Dennis Miller and Rob Schneider stand out in that respect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 08:39 AM (/qEW2)

228 How the fuck can you guys be funny so early. Cut it out.

Oh......cawfee is done.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:39 AM (aljs9)

229 How many EMT would a woodchuck chuck?

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more than a woodcuck would cuck

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:39 AM (vChNs)

230 Prior to that, western suckups lumped Nazi/Socialist/Fascist together.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:37 AM (7LY+6)

By divided the two things that mean the same thing the left is able to worship Marx, Castro, Chavez, and the like so they do not feel guilty.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

231 "=======Dang, missed that other one"

Easy to do.

B'More likes to play hide and seek with the totals for the day and week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:39 AM (EyPfd)

232 eah it is strange. Left is Marxist I guess, but how they put Nazi on the right is weird. Socialist or anything using powerful government to overrule personal liberty always seems leftist to me. The aspect of some early state governments demanding church attendance (iirc) is a leftist trait as I see it.

Yup....old Soviet trick from the 1930's. Any party, group or "front" that did not support Uncle Joe and his brand of communism was essentially in the "pay" of the capitalists, fascists and those on the "right".

Even Trotsky, that old bolshevik devil, was in the "pay" of foreign powers on the "right" when he met the ice ax, according to Uncle Joe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:40 AM (EoRCO)

233 187 The FBI SPY Who Monitored the Trump Campaign, Stefan Halper, Oversaw a CIA Spying Operation in the 1980 Presidential Election
Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:15 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:17 AM (JFO2v)
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American Public: "You broke the law and spied on a political Campaign!!!"

CIA: "What's the big deal? We've been doing it for decades."

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2018 08:40 AM (OAlmw)

234 171 Can the Catlicks find someone not interested in widdle boys dicks ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:06 AM (Ymy4N)

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woundn't that be the nuns

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (vChNs)

235 Without the comment...
It is offered.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=385486

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (EyPfd)

236 I missed that! Are you still looking? Hey - why don't you and Heidi think about coming to Ben Had's hootenanny in October?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:37 AM (MVjcR)

Wow, a weasel invite? I dont' know...how much bail money do we need? "We" are still looking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (aljs9)

237 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, May 20, 2018. On this day in 1873 Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a U.S. patent for blue jeans with copper rivets. Thus Levis were born.

Posted by: Vic
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The lesser known design by Harry Green, with brass rivets, was a flop, in spite of promotion by the Captain Kangaroo TV show.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 20, 2018 08:42 AM (9tO1t)

238 234 171 Can the Catlicks find someone not interested in widdle boys dicks ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:06 AM (Ymy4N)

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woundn't that be the nuns
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (vChNs)

better to marry than to burn

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:42 AM (JFO2v)

239
Yeah, I'm not a snailologist or nothin'. I just figure if there are many snails where there was once one snail, you'll know it's *that* kind.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 20, 2018 08:36 AM (y87Qq)
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Good tip! Last night I was thinking WeaselFish III was expecting - she was making a little pit in the gravel and just laying in it. Then I thought she had gone fins up, but this morning he/she is racing around with the others.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:43 AM (MVjcR)

240 So the Joos invented Jeans? What can't they do?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (aljs9)

241 200 191 but someone told her that Trump was going to round up all the gays and put them in concentration camps

This is code for not supporting 110% of LBGTASDFJKL: agena. Gay concentration camp means that someone disagrees with their lifestyle, or haircut, or shoes. This is an old leftist trick that requires you to not just accept but actually support and CARE about their cause.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

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cunningly, the camps will be disguised as bath houses. Everyone gets a golden shower when they come.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (vChNs)

242 What kind of fish do you have weasel?

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (UdKB7)

243 235>> According to filings by the couple, they have been informed that because Michael is a family member, they can only have him removed from the home through an ejectment proceeding.

Sounds like a lawyer expression for an ass whippin.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2018 08:45 AM (2saZ/)

244
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:43 AM (MVjcR)

Weasel fish needs a little outhouse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:45 AM (aljs9)

245 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (EyPfd)

Ace's real name is almost certainly not Michael Rotondo.

Almost certainly not

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 20, 2018 08:45 AM (fsyyz)

246 Everyone gets a golden shower when they come."

Ahem....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (7LY+6)

247 I've been thinking about setting up my 30 gallon tank again. Took it down after I lost my two huge Angelfishes.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (UdKB7)

248
Wow, a weasel invite? I dont' know...how much bail money do we need? "We" are still looking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:41 AM (aljs9)
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bluebell has a good bail bondsman so I'm sure we can work something out. Oct 20th about an hour south of Dallas. Think about it! We're setting up a range and I'm bringing one of my match rifles.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (MVjcR)

249 Only Gunsels wear Levis.

Posted by: Said Every Cowboy Ever at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (Jj+59)

250 So the Joos invented Jeans? What can't they do?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (aljs9)
+++++
Stop the F'ing Rain in the Northeast ??

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:47 AM (y3aQB)

251 Yup....old Soviet trick from the 1930's. Any party, group or "front" that did not support Uncle Joe and his brand of communism was essentially in the "pay" of the capitalists, fascists and those on the "right".

Even Trotsky, that old bolshevik devil, was in the "pay" of foreign powers on the "right" when he met the ice ax, according to Uncle Joe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:40 AM (EoRCO)

And 80 years later it's the same song and dance. I saw a videos on youtube of a Vladmir Jaffe (born in the USSR) taking apart lefties at Occupy Wall Street. Once actually said North Korea was a mess because of imperialists. Nothing is ever the fault of the commies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:47 AM (SiINZ)

252 "Weasel fish needs a little outhouse."

When Little VIA headed off to Boot Camp we became the keepers of the 38 gallon tropical universe in his room.

It's funny what I had to learn.

But being Boilerwater/Feedwater Supervisor qualified has helped.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:48 AM (EyPfd)

253 240 So the Joos invented Jeans? What can't they do?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (aljs

Not kvetch ??

Posted by: Himmler at May 20, 2018 08:48 AM (Ymy4N)

254 242 What kind of fish do you have weasel?
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:44 AM (UdKB7)
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I'm not sure. Our tank is tiny so we were limited in what we could get. They look like minnows with some kind of color added.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:48 AM (MVjcR)

255 Weasel Snails carry Snail Pox.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 20, 2018 08:49 AM (Jj+59)

256 Your culture is inferior, you First-World pig-dog. The rest are good and equal."

Jared Diamond, is that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:49 AM (7LY+6)

257 Depending on the type of snail, one single snail will get you many more snails. because when they become bored, they begin to have sex. With themselves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:33 AM (EyPfd)

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I now identify as a snail

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:49 AM (vChNs)

258 bluebell has a good bail bondsman so I'm sure we can work something out. Oct 20th about an hour south of Dallas. Think about it! We're setting up a range and I'm bringing one of my match rifles.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (MVjcR)

Sounds irrisistable. Thanks much for the invite. Seriously. We'll see what shakes out in the next coupla months.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:49 AM (aljs9)

259 247 I've been thinking about setting up my 30 gallon tank again. Took it down after I lost my two huge Angelfishes.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (UdKB7)

Just set my 300 gallon tank up yesterday

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:50 AM (Ymy4N)

260
Be wary of snails. They multiply like guns or guitars. Faster, even, if such a thing is possible.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Mushrooms, after the rain.

This week they will pop up everywhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 20, 2018 08:50 AM (nBBdT)

261 18 I tried to find what the original price of a pair of Levi jeans were since they go for around $40 now. But could not be located.
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The originals had a thread count that today's Levi's can't compare with. I've heard that Levi's offers the real originals but they are north of $100. Evidently quality was lost in the pursuit of profits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (vV/gB)

262 "Stop the F'ing Rain in the Northeast ??"

If the rain hasn't stopped, it's because the Joooos don't want it to stop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (EyPfd)

263 Books.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (nBBdT)

264 about an hour south of Dallas"

35 or 45?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (7LY+6)

265 221 Quit watching me! Can't a snail get a little privacy around here??
Posted by: The snail at May 20, 2018 08:35 AM (UdKB7)

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Get the fuck away from me.

Posted by: the seaweed at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (vChNs)

266 "They look like minnows with some kind of color added"

Guppies? Do some have big tails?

There are some fish sold now that they inject dye into to make them colorful. I don't know what kind.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (UdKB7)

267 Just set my 300 gallon tank up yesterday

Is that you, Deuce Bigalow?

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (Jj+59)

268 Our tank is a 2.5 gallon one. Ive never kept fish before but WeaselWoman has. Now that I have my foot in the door, I want to get a 10 gallon tank so our fish options are better.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (MVjcR)

269 " They look like minnows with some kind of color added."

Ah....Fish of Color (FoC)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:53 AM (EyPfd)

270
ejectment proceeding

Legalese for "forced enfappening"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 08:53 AM (pNxlR)

271 264 about an hour south of Dallas"

35 or 45?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (7LY+6)
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45 I think

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:53 AM (MVjcR)

272 247 I've been thinking about setting up my 30 gallon tank again. Took it down after I lost my two huge Angelfishes.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:46 AM (UdKB7)

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did you look under the couch?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:53 AM (vChNs)

273 Did they reverse the image of Harry driving off with Meghan in a left hand XKE ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:54 AM (Ymy4N)

274 Colombian assassins sent by the Medellin Cartel were apprehended trying to leave Louisiana soon after Seal's murder. Three of the men were convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without parole. However, some believe the CIA was behind the killing.
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WOW!!! How fortuitous that the "Assassins" were apprehended right after they Murdered Barry Seal
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After his death, Louisiana attorney general William Guste hand-delivered a letter to US Attorney General Edwin Meese in protest at the government's failure to protect Seal. Though he called him a "heinous criminal", Guste added: "At the same time, for his own purposes, he had made himself an extremely valuable witness and informant in the country's fight against illegal drugs."

"Barry Seal's murder suggests the need for an in-depth but rapid investigation into a number of areas. Why was such an important witness not given protection whether he wanted it or not?" There's still no real answer to this question today.

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 08:54 AM (y3aQB)

275 Nothing is ever the fault of the commies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2018 08:47 AM (SiINZ)

Yup.....Ayn Rand covered some of this concerning the exalted 5 year plans. Every 5 years the plan failed due to sabotage or foreign interventionists or the proles not being "marxist" enough or the weather or some such hooey.

It was never the fault of the system itself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2018 08:54 AM (EoRCO)

276 Just dropped in for a minute- Cannibal Bob/Heidi, I will second Weasel's invite

Anon a mouse- I45

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2018 08:54 AM (urRRz)

277
Ah....Fish of Color (FoC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:53 AM (EyPfd)
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I should probably get some gay fish before I get sued.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (MVjcR)

278 The real question is why are these smug Millennials so fucking violent?

Posted by: Teacher Teacher at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (XcgmW)

279 If your fish are guppies you will have enough to completely fill that tank soon. I used to keep a kiddie pool in the backyard with guppies in it for feeders. There were thousands of guppies in that pool.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (UdKB7)

280 Just set my 300 gallon tank up yesterday

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:50 AM (Ymy4N)

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You sure that isn't a hot tub?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (vChNs)

281 Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2018 08:54 AM (urRRz)
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Thanks Ben Had. Am I allowed to invite people? Especially weirdos?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:56 AM (MVjcR)

282 If your fish are guppies you will have enough to completely fill that
tank soon. I used to keep a kiddie pool in the backyard with guppies in
it for feeders. There were thousands of guppies in that pool.

All guppies are The Paolo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2018 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

283 "did you look under the couch?"

Well not for these guys but I've had fish jump out of a tank only to be found later under some furniture. Some Cichlids can jump pretty high.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 08:57 AM (UdKB7)

284 Weasel, mi casa es su casa.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2018 08:58 AM (urRRz)

285 Thanks Ben Had. Am I allowed to invite people? Especially weirdos?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 08:56 AM (MVjcR)

Too late. No backsies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 08:58 AM (aljs9)

286 Did they reverse the image of Harry driving off with Meghan in a left hand XKE ??"

Not an XKE. Jag built an electric car a couple of years ago, showed it off last year.

Strictly for the US posers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:58 AM (7LY+6)

287 There are some moments when I wish we would get an occasional Aquarium thread.

I think there are lots that I could learn from the Horde.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:59 AM (EyPfd)

288
Hello horde. Looking for some advice as to how to recover or free up disk space for a Dell Latitude E6420 laptop with a 114 GB C: drive that is full (341 MB free remaining). As best I can figure, there either are some ginormous apps installed or some file caches that have gotten out of hand.

What tools to help or other advice have ye? TIA!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 08:59 AM (pNxlR)

289 267 Just set my 300 gallon tank up yesterday

Is that you, Deuce Bigalow?
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 20, 2018 08:51 AM (Jj+59)

My tree watering rig, used to put in the back of my Chevy 2500hd. Just bought a Honda foreman and yesterday welded up a small trailer for my watering rig. River is at the front of my property. Takes about 4 minutes to fill with a 3 inch pump. Comes out at about 70 psi. Doubles as fire hose.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 08:59 AM (Ymy4N)

290 Anon a mouse- I45"

*contemplates a Sunday drive north*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:00 AM (7LY+6)

291 >>What tools to help or other advice have ye?

A cloth.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 09:01 AM (/tuJf)

292
278 The real question is why are these smug Millennials so fucking violent?
Posted by: Teacher Teacher at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (XcgmW)

They stopped getting participation trophies for mastering wiping their own asses too soon?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:01 AM (pNxlR)

293 The deep state.
Uniparty.

Almost makes one wonder if there is some kind of organization or "Council" that has had it's members in every administration since before any of us were born. An organization, or maybe even a few connected ones, who wish to bring about a one world govt ruled by the elites.

Naw, crazy talk.
It ( they )would have to include people like...

The Clintons
Bushes
Kissinger
Condi Rice
Brennan
Clapper
Donohue
Brezenski

A list too long to type on this phone.

And you would think that someone like, oh I don't know, say Goldwater, would have warned us about them.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:01 AM (Ixqnq)

294 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2018 09:02 AM (hyuyC)

295 Not an XKE. Jag built an electric car a couple of years ago, showed it off last year.

Strictly for the US posers...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 08:58 AM (7LY+6)

If you're screwing with me, I'm gonna tear your heart out.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:02 AM (Ymy4N)

296 284 Weasel, mi casa es su casa.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2018 08:58 AM (urRRz)
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You da man.

All you reprobates are missing a really awesome events Ben Had's if you don't show up. No shit.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:02 AM (MVjcR)

297 Anon a mouse. My email is on the left side bar. Feel free to drop me a line.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2018 09:03 AM (urRRz)

298 "Looking for some advice as to how to recover or free up disk space "

Delete everything in the Windows temp folder and your user local appdata temp folder.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)

299 You sure that isn't a hot tub?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (vChNs)

I laughed. Swim with the fishes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:03 AM (aljs9)

300 287 There are some moments when I wish we would get an occasional Aquarium thread.

I think there are lots that I could learn from the Horde.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 08:59 AM (EyPfd)

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Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet

Posted by: Otto at May 20, 2018 09:04 AM (vChNs)

301 Hello horde. Looking for some advice as to how to recover or free up disk space "

Doc Mercury's computer corner over at Maggies Farm. How to turn off Windows storage fiasco (short version: Win updates SAVE a copy on your HD. Several gigs worth)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:05 AM (7LY+6)

302 "Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet"

See....

This is exactly the type of pro-tips that one can only find here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (EyPfd)

303 299 You sure that isn't a hot tub?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (vChNs)

I laughed. Swim with the fishes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:03 AM (aljs9)

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mine hot tub is 550 gallons and it seats eight

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

304 So are Beta fish happy in that little bowl? Wouldn't they rather be fighting to the death in a colosseum set up in a big tank?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (aljs9)

305
A cloth.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 09:01 AM (/tuJf)

Boy, the masterful and pertinent advice we have so far avoided by Shrillary crashing and burning boggles the mind, doesn't it?

The statists are well on their way to permanent emotional breakdowns. A female acquaintance posted on FB yesterday that the proposed cuts to PP funding - "none of whose federal $$$ are used to fund abortions" - is but the first step on this country's road to the world of "The Handmaid's Tale". There's no rational basis for communicating with such people.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (pNxlR)

306 If you're screwing with me, I'm gonna tear your heart out. "

Not kidding.

Think of it. An all electric Jaguar.

The jokes, they write themselves...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (7LY+6)

307 Krebs that is real advice not some off the cuff snarky comment advise designed to wreck your computer. Really. Not joking. Honest.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:07 AM (UdKB7)

308 You sure that isn't a hot tub?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (vChNs)

Hydrotherapy device.

Covered under Obamacare.

Throw in some fish, fish farming subsidies.

*leans back, enjoys Medicinal Mimosa*

Posted by: Miklos, gaming the system at May 20, 2018 09:07 AM (zCyNd)

309 302 "Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet"

See....

This is exactly the type of pro-tips that one can only find here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (EyPfd)

And talk to your fish early about The Flume Ride to Fish Heaven.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:08 AM (aljs9)

310 is but the first step on this country's road to the world of "The Handmaid's Tale"

I'll go out on a very, very short limb and guess that she's never actually read said "novel", eh?

'cause it's an amazing mobius loop of stupidity. Of course, Canadian, so....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:08 AM (7LY+6)

311
307 Krebs that is real advice not some off the cuff snarky comment advise designed to wreck your computer. Really. Not joking. Honest.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:07 AM (UdKB7)

A cloth sprayed with what? EndDust?

"It works like a dead bit magnet!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:09 AM (pNxlR)

312 an Aquarium thread once in a while would be great. We used to have two really nice, dedicated, aquarium stores nearby but they both closed.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:09 AM (Uqz+J)

313 Think of it. An all electric Jaguar.

The jokes, they write themselves...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (7LY+6)

Well, the Trabant was called the "Paper Jaguar". An electric model would only need a couple of D cell batteries...

Posted by: Miklos, veteran of Veteran cars at May 20, 2018 09:10 AM (zCyNd)

314 304 So are Beta fish happy in that little bowl? Wouldn't they rather be fighting to the death in a colosseum set up in a big tank?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (aljs9)

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Betas are happy with whatever I choose to leave them. They serve me and the alphas

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at May 20, 2018 09:10 AM (vChNs)

315
I'll go out on a very, very short limb and guess that she's never actually read said "novel", eh?

'cause it's an amazing mobius loop of stupidity. Of course, Canadian, so....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:08 AM (7LY+6)

No, she IS reading it for a second time. It's like the most triggering Trigger McTriggerson experience, ever!

Oy ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:11 AM (pNxlR)

316 Well a aquarium could be considered pets, and so could be sent in to that thread. I never had fish but my dad almost always had a aquarium. I have a co-worker with a large salt water one

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 09:11 AM (aC6Sd)

317 The real question is why are these smug Millennials so fucking violent?
Posted by: Teacher Teacher at May 20, 2018 08:55 AM (XcgmW)

They stopped getting participation trophies for mastering wiping their own asses too soon?

Aren't highschoolers Generation Z?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2018 09:12 AM (bZ7mE)

318 mine hot tub is 550 gallons and it seats eight
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

My hot tub is 170 gallons, galvanized and as long as the motor's got gas, works great.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:12 AM (Ymy4N)

319 I have a co-worker with a large salt water one

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2018 09:11 AM (aC6Sd)

The trap door above it is kinda cool.

Posted by: Miklos, lackey #6 at May 20, 2018 09:12 AM (zCyNd)

320 There's no rational basis for communicating with such people.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (pNxlR)

Yep. Put up with so much hate in North MN where Heidi's family is. Can't have a civil conversation. No mas. We just dont go now that my beloved MIL is gone. Went for a funeral and they can't help themselves. They just spew it out and could care less that anyone in the room may not be a 'religious believer'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:13 AM (aljs9)

321 No, she IS reading it for a second time."

Wow.

Just wow.

That's as stupid as an.... all electric Jaguar.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2018 09:13 AM (7LY+6)

322 Well, that's what I get for putting the fone down for awhile, coming back and refreshing and reading a slug of comments and then responding to commenters who have left for awhile.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:13 AM (Ixqnq)

323 313 Think of it. An all electric Jaguar.

Back in Dallas in the 80's, there were shops that specialized in re-harnessing and chevy small blocking Jags

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:15 AM (Ymy4N)

324 Well, that's what I get for putting the fone down for awhile, coming back and refreshing and reading a slug of comments and then responding to commenters who have left for awhile.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:13 AM (Ixqnq)

This is the snail thread.

Slugs are later.

Posted by: Pssst...Slug O'War in the third at May 20, 2018 09:16 AM (zCyNd)

325 If we have a aquarium thread, can those of us who don't have fish just make stupid fish jokes? Orr will it be stuffy, and elitist like the Gardening thread?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:16 AM (aljs9)

326 Hey f'd, you mentioned making some Bruce Lee comments last night.
Which thread and do you remember about where they started?

Would like to read em.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:16 AM (Ixqnq)

327 He's on a roll this morning!

@realDonaldTrump

Things are really getting ridiculous. The Failing and Crooked (but not as Crooked as Hillary Clinton) @nytimes has done a long & boring story indicating that the World's most expensive Witch Hunt has found nothing on Russia & me so now they are looking at the rest of the World!

....At what point does this soon to be $20,000,000 Witch Hunt, composed of 13 Angry and Heavily Conflicted Democrats and two people who have worked for Obama for 8 years, STOP! They have found no Collussion with Russia, No Obstruction, but they aren't looking at the corruption...

...in the Hillary Clinton Campaign where she deleted 33,000 Emails, got $145,000,000 while Secretary of State, paid McCabes wife $700,000 (and got off the FBI hook along with Terry M) and so much more. Republicans and real Americans should start getting tough on this Scam.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (Enq6K)

328 Aren't highschoolers Generation Z?
--------Yes they are. Millenials are the 20 somethings in your office you really try to resist punching in the face sometimes...
Gen-X'ers are the ones pretending to care what they have to say

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (PUKsa)

329 318 mine hot tub is 550 gallons and it seats eight
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 09:06 AM (vChNs)

My hot tub is 170 gallons, galvanized and as long as the motor's got gas, works great.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:12 AM (Ymy4N)

I use a 5 gal Home Depot pail.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (aljs9)

330 poison ivy sucks.

that is all.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 09:18 AM (vChNs)

331 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2018 09:11 AM (pNxlR)
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Should be a software on PC that will find & delete unnecessary files & Programs

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 09:18 AM (y3aQB)

332 "If we have a aquarium thread, can those of us who don't have fish just make stupid fish jokes?"

As long as you don't flounder about things should go swimmingly.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:19 AM (UdKB7)

333 e. Republicans and real Americans should start getting tough on this Scam.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (Enq6K)

Tami honey, you need an aquarium with snails. Its so relaxing watching them have sex with themselves. Ask Weasel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:20 AM (aljs9)

334 In the late 80's, during a real frog strangler in Dallas, I borrowed my wife's exes Jag sedan. Some cop under an overpass on Skillman decided to come to a stop, leaving me in about 20 inches of water. Guy never forgave me for that.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:20 AM (Ymy4N)

335
As long as you don't flounder about things should go swimmingly.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:19 AM (UdKB7)

Oh God please not now. Save them for the Aquauim Thrread! Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:21 AM (aljs9)

336 "Which thread and do you remember about where they started? "

I was joking on TJM's movie thread last night about which of the five remaining top five movies was a Bruce Lee movie. Then later I was watching Batman on MeTV and Bruce Lee was on it.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:21 AM (UdKB7)

337 http://bit.ly/2Iz9tJG
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3 Ways to Clear up Unnecessary Files on Your PC - wikiHow
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Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Posted by: Schneider's Brown Slave at May 20, 2018 09:21 AM (y3aQB)

338 @324- Well, at least that was a possible under the radar reference to Man of War regarding the horses.

21 races
20 wins
Only loss a one on one race against John P Greir, the 2nd best horse at the time.
In said race Man of War was backwards in the starting gate when they opened em. Still almost don the thing.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:22 AM (Ixqnq)

339 I use a 5 gal Home Depot pail.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (aljs9)

We're a little bit more sophisticated in the Berkshires. Fives are considered bathrooms.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 20, 2018 09:23 AM (Ymy4N)

340 BTW. I'm an Aquarius.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:23 AM (aljs9)

341 "poison ivy sucks.
that is all.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 "

Tru dat buzzy. One word' "Zanfel"

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:23 AM (UdKB7)

342 Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:17 AM (Enq6K)

Remember that Mueller's team claimed lots of Russian social media postings that were supposed to have influenced the election? Except that they were in Russian? Any Mueller didn't even have English translations?

The following job posting is not a joke:

"Special Counsel is currently seeking a small team of Russian fluent contractors to perform a simple but non-traditional document review project. College students or recent college graduates are welcome to apply. You will need to be ALTA tested for Russian reading proficiency before you can start work on this project (it's an hour-long online test we will administer to you). Please see below for additional details.

Project Details:

Start Date: ASAP
Hours: 40 hours per week
Duration: Through the summer
Location: Likely remote
Pay: $19-20/hour"

Posted by: Miklos, lazy linguist at May 20, 2018 09:24 AM (zCyNd)

343 Tami honey, you need an aquarium with snails. Its so relaxing watching them have sex with themselves. Ask Weasel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:20 AM (aljs9)

This is one of those times when I think to myself, "Do I really want to go looking upthread for what this means?....Nah."

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:24 AM (Enq6K)

344
Tru dat buzzy. One word' "Zanfel"
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:23 AM (UdKB7)
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Master of the pan flute?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:24 AM (MVjcR)

345 after 5 days, I see the sun.

Thank you joos.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 20, 2018 09:24 AM (vChNs)

346 whoa. Just cracked an egg with 2 yolks.

I think end times are near.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

347 An all Lucas Electric Jaguar paperweight.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2018 09:25 AM (RuIsu)

348 This is one of those times when I think to myself, "Do I really want to go looking upthread for what this means?....Nah."

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:24 AM (Enq6K)

Smart move Tami. It will all become clear in the new Aquarium Thread anyway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2018 09:26 AM (aljs9)

349 "Master of the pan flute?"

Zanfel should be in your first aid kit at Weasel Acres if you have poison ivy about. That stuff works.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:27 AM (UdKB7)

350 whoa. Just cracked an egg with 2 yolks.

I think end times are near.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 09:25 AM (/tuJf)

Damn. Those Siamese chickens are worth money.

Posted by: yet another bearded lady at May 20, 2018 09:28 AM (zCyNd)

351 @realDonaldTrump 7 minutes ago

Now that the Witch Hunt has given up on Russia and is looking at the rest of the World, they should easily be able to take it into the Mid-Term Elections where they can put some hurt on the Republican Party. Don't worry about Dems FISA Abuse, missing Emails or Fraudulent Dossier!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:28 AM (Enq6K)

352 Ok, thanks.
Saw that part.

Thought maybe you had gone a bit more in depth on him.
He was my original inspiration, Green Hornet when a kid, but mom couldn't afford it so I was 26 before getting really involved.

Bruce was quite possibly the all time greatest and most likely was as far as names that are "known."

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:29 AM (Ixqnq)

353
Zanfel should be in your first aid kit at Weasel Acres if you have poison ivy about. That stuff works.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:27 AM (UdKB7)
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I'm lucky that poison ivy doesn't bother me much. I got into some a few weeks back while brush wrangling and it went away in a couple of days. There is a product called TechNu that I've heard people recommend but couldn't find it at the drug store.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:29 AM (MVjcR)

354 They are getting closer!

Posted by: Boris and Natasha at May 20, 2018 09:30 AM (aljs9)

355 @realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago

What ever happened to the Server, at the center of so much Corruption, that the Democratic National Committee REFUSED to hand over to the hard charging (except in the case of Democrats) FBI? They broke into homes & offices early in the morning, but were afraid to take the Server?

HAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:32 AM (Enq6K)

356 Thanks for posting the tweets Tami!
Much appreciated!

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:32 AM (Ixqnq)

357 "I'm lucky that poison ivy doesn't bother me much"

I was like that for a long time but got into some cutting up a downed tree once and it latched on to me something awful. I was miserable for a week before someone here told me to try Zanfel.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:33 AM (UdKB7)

358 And you wouldn't believe the first aid kit I have for WA. It's a trauma kit I assembled because I'm almost always alone using sharp tools, and would have to take care of any problems myself.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:34 AM (MVjcR)

359 So which Bruce Lee should be on TJM's top 10 movie list anyway? I like the one with Mr Woper.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:35 AM (UdKB7)

360 357 "I'm lucky that poison ivy doesn't bother me much"

I was like that for a long time but got into some cutting up a downed tree once and it latched on to me something awful. I was miserable for a week before someone here told me to try Zanfel.
Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:33 AM (UdKB7)
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Thanks! I've added it to my list of things to get.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:36 AM (MVjcR)

361 You're welcome teej!

I often wonder when he's on a tear like this...is he sitting on the couch, watching the Sunday morning news shows, feet up, just tweeting away.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:36 AM (Enq6K)

362 When SNL started, there was nothing else on TV at that time of the evening so they filled a void.

SNL was just the warm up act for The Midnight Special.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2018 09:37 AM (yQpMk)

363 SCTV was light years better than SNL.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:41 AM (Enq6K)

364 The sun is out so I need to start thinking about excuses not to do chores around the house. Hmmmmm.... haven't used back ache in a while...

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:42 AM (MVjcR)

365 363 SCTV was light years better than SNL.

There, I said it.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2018 09:42 AM (Uqz+J)

366 Enter the Dragon, hands down, no contest.

The only good thing about Return was the scene with Chuck Norris in the colosseum.

It showed the superiority of a fluid, relaxed fighting style over the more fixed stance style.
And Chuck was/is a great artist too.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:42 AM (Ixqnq)

367 If interested in a very expansive and involved history of Joseph Mifsud, the Ground Zero for the initiation of the "russia, russia, russia" imo, jonworth.eu is doing the investigating American media should be. Lots of links, including to groups that never seemed to actually exist IRL. One of Mifsud's friends was Gianni Pittella, associated with the European Parliament and who attended the DNC in 2016 and campaigned for HRC. Great work and even more links in the comments.

Posted by: Ever at May 20, 2018 09:43 AM (OLS0m)

368 And no disrespect intended by using your first name, Mr. Norris.
Really.
Loved your movies.
Always used Century equipment and gi's.

Hope I got that in quick enough.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 09:46 AM (Ixqnq)

369 I second Enter The Dragon. Hopefully TJM will get the word.

Posted by: f'd at May 20, 2018 09:51 AM (UdKB7)

370 SNL never funny? I beg to differ.

Murphy's "White Like Me" not funny?

Chase's prison shrink vs Pryor's inmate in word association?

Chase: Jungle bunny.
Pryor: Honky.
Chase: Spear chucker.
Pryor, eyes bulging: DEAD honky!!!!

Murphy doing prison beat poetry like "kill da white man" and "gonna get me a shotgun"?

The Adobe. The little car made out of clay?

The sand-bagging Reagan, worlds most brilliant strategist behind closed doors?

No, they could be funny.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 20, 2018 09:55 AM (HOW7h)

371 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

....and why hasn't the Podesta brother been charged and arrested, like others, after being forced to close down his very large and successful firm? Is it because he is a VERY well connected Democrat working in the Swamp of Washington, D.C.?

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 10:00 AM (Enq6K)

372 Belushi
Akroyd
Murray
Chase
Curtain
Radner
Morris

Toss in guests like Martin and Pryor?

Sat night's back then,,, head out for live music and a few drinks.
Then to someone's house for SNL and Midnight Special to finish the night before heading home to properly finish the night.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 10:02 AM (Ixqnq)

373 Roger Stone is just clowning Chuck Todd.

Todd is trying so hard to find some sort of collusion it's just pathetic.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2018 10:03 AM (/tuJf)

374 @realDonaldTrump

Get em Mr Pres.
We got your back.

Posted by: teej at May 20, 2018 10:04 AM (Ixqnq)

375 Nunes up next on Maria's show on FNC.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2018 10:04 AM (Enq6K)

376 >>>>>SNL never funny? I beg to differ.

Murphy's "White Like Me" not funny?

Chase's prison shrink vs Pryor's inmate in word association?

Chase: Jungle bunny.

Pryor: Honky.

Chase: Spear chucker.

Pryor, eyes bulging: DEAD honky!!!!

Murphy doing prison beat poetry like "kill da white man" and "gonna get me a shotgun"?

The Adobe. The little car made out of clay?

The sand-bagging Reagan, worlds most brilliant strategist behind closed doors?

No, they could be funny.

Posted by: Gooshy....You forgot Mr. Bill.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2018 10:45 AM (+Dllb)

377 Mr. Bill was funny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2018 11:30 AM (/qEW2)

378 Last time SNL was really funny? 1969 or so. There may have been doobies involved, too...

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