EMT 5/19/18

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, May 19, 2018. On this day in 1568 Queen Elizabeth I ordered the arrest of Mary, Queen of Scots. She later had her beheaded.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

2 Firsties

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (R5lpX)

3 Gun grabber Cuomo pens an open anti-gun letter to Trump in a newspaper. Seeing as how NY State has some of the strictest gun control laws in the country how is that working? Answer, it isn't gun control laws only harass honest people. All these school shootings are being done by people who were not supposed to have guns to begin with.

http://tinyurl.com/ybwbx5rd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

4 Darn it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (R5lpX)

5 And of course Scankles wants even more gun control.

http://tinyurl.com/yajadalg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

6 A new really stupid study finds that radiation from power and phone lines causes harm to wildlife. You can not even measure the amount of electromagnetic radiation from phone lines and the amount from even high voltage power lines is minuscule. Somebody is FOS.

http://tinyurl.com/yazu57o5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

7 A member of the civil rights commission says that there should be no DACA amensty until a border wall is built. Isn't that what Trump has been saying all along?

http://tinyurl.com/y73dbea9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

8 Sessions has woken up long enough to kill another one of Obama's catch and release programs for illegals.

http://tinyurl.com/yakep3ah

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

9 Just read on Insty there was another school shooting yesterday evening at a school in Georgia.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:53 AM (R5lpX)

10 RINO Ryan's super PAC is giving millions to a DACA amnesty fund.

http://tinyurl.com/y9dgkhtr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

11 Andrea Tantaros' sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox has been thrown out of court.

http://tinyurl.com/y8h8gvxj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

12 Top o'the morning Vic and morons.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (R5lpX)

13 New rules being considered for Planned Parenthood would kill a lot of their federal funding.

http://tinyurl.com/ybnwdbw9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

14 And of course Scankles wants even more gun control.

She also wants bladder control.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (kZuFG)

15 We have just had the biggest global cooling drop in the past century but you would never know it from the lying MFM who still is pushing the AGW scam.

http://tinyurl.com/ycawaef6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

16 After the Santa Fe shooting liberals immediately blamed an AR-15 despite the fact that the shooter used a pistol and a Remington Model 870 pump.

http://tinyurl.com/y72ma5xl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

17 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y9vhs6tb

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

18 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2018 05:55 AM (kZuFG)

19 14
And of course Scankles wants even more gun control.

She also wants bladder control.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2018 05:54 AM (kZuFG)

Benghazi style gun control?

Posted by: muckrack at May 19, 2018 05:56 AM (RbR1e)

20 Damn that was fast.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:56 AM (R5lpX)

21 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 05:56 AM (xJrIn)

22 Not much news out there because the royal wedding is sucking up all the space. And non of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

23 That GA "school" shooting was really in the 'school'. It was in a parking lot for a performing arts center following an argument in the parking lot.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

24 Still before 6 in Peruvia.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2018 06:02 AM (cHbmY)

25 Well, spit.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2018 06:02 AM (cHbmY)

26 So, how much did she just make? The Royal family is...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:03 AM (TUGcm)

27 Not much news out there because the royal wedding is sucking up all the space. And non of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.

Posted by: Vic

They shoulda got married in Hawaii.

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2018 06:04 AM (kZuFG)

28 Looks like we are about to get some thunder boomers this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

29 For the amusement of those living elsewhere:
Live feed of lava at Kilauea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEcLitBiGhY

with audio, which adds a little extra weirdness.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 06:07 AM (xJrIn)

30 We had em last night here in West Union. Still raining a little this morning. Kills my plans for the day.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 06:07 AM (R5lpX)

31 Story on the "GA school shooting".

http://tinyurl.com/y9kdxsdg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

32 The best Hollywood move ever

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:08 AM (TUGcm)

33 >>> https://www.weaselzippers.us/385404-white-house-weighs-in-yanny-or-laurel/

Watch to the end (44 sec)

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2018 06:08 AM (cHbmY)

34 And non of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.
Posted by: Vic
.............
Speak for yourself!

I tune in just for the women's hats!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 19, 2018 06:09 AM (5tSKk)

35 I have the wedding on the YouTube channel so I can occasionally click on it to see if I'm missing anything. Hats, hats, hats, hats, hats, hats.....Looks like beautiful weather, better than here!

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:11 AM (4cIxl)

36 You now how much German blood just got splooged with this wedding?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:12 AM (6Ll1u)

37 Ramirez, that's been going on for years and years in the cities.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:13 AM (4cIxl)

38 Morning all

Live feed of lava at Kilauea
Impressive show - Then I mentally compare what I'm watching with the excuses 'environmental experts' use when blaming humans for global warming.

We ain't squat compared to nature.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 19, 2018 06:14 AM (6+W54)

39 Looks like we are about to get some thunder boomers this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:06 AM

I think we're on Day Eight of the Rain That Never Ends. With today and tomorrow predicted for more.

Why no link for the Dancing Bear stripper/porn guy who shot up the Trump Hotel? That's the weirdest story out there.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 06:15 AM (LOgQ4)

40 Im expecting random Hawaain number 5 to put a TRO on Trumps Murder Inc defunding maneuver.

Because nothings legal until a random Hawaain judge weighs in...

...and good morning..

...also..

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2018 06:15 AM (UfMVm)

41 And non of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

A sure way to weed out the homos.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2018 06:16 AM (y7DUB)

42 Waiting for someone to trip over the steps at the wedding. Noticed the small children look bored. Probably thinking they are spending my inheritance on this shit.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:16 AM (4cIxl)

43 Tinfoil hat, not aluminum hat if you please

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:17 AM (6Ll1u)

44 39 Why no link for the Dancing Bear stripper/porn guy who shot up the Trump Hotel? That's the weirdest story out there.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 06:15 AM (LOgQ4)

OK
http://tinyurl.com/y7npuhl8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

45 What a freaking spectacle

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:20 AM (TUGcm)

46 OK
http://tinyurl.com/y7npuhl8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:18 AM

There it is, thanks. You ever see one of his videos? The bear costume, the stripper stuff, the bachelorette parties with bj's from the girls in the audience? I figured it had to be staged, but that link seems to prove it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 06:23 AM (LOgQ4)

47 Its pouring down rain now but no thunder.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

48 We love our ettes here. So truth, who wants to be a princess?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:24 AM (6Ll1u)

49 >>> Why no link for the Dancing Bear stripper/porn guy who shot up the Trump Hotel? That's the weirdest story out there.

That will be linked in the weird news coming up in a couple hours.

Posted by: fluffy at May 19, 2018 06:25 AM (cHbmY)

50 Is this related to GP?
https://tinyurl.com/y9cx52x7

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 19, 2018 06:25 AM (6+W54)

51 Some one important just arrived in a Mercedes, what no Land Rover? Was that the groom? YouTube doesn't have any commentary, and I got the sound off.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:28 AM (4cIxl)

52 So which one is Michelle Obama?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 19, 2018 06:29 AM (AsjQP)

53 So which one is Michelle Obama?
Posted by: Dan Patterson

The Royal Guard rode in on her earlier

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:30 AM (8ikIW)

54 Here she comes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:31 AM (6Ll1u)

55 So all the Morons are watching the royal wedding. It's true then when they say... everyone loves a circus.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 06:31 AM (R5lpX)

56 Damn, I miss President Hillary being there to add class....

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:32 AM (4cIxl)

57 2 Firsties
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (R5lpX)

--LMAO just deserts

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2018 06:33 AM (e7oj4)

58 They didn't invite me. >Hicshart<

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undiss at May 19, 2018 06:34 AM (R5lpX)

59 Damn, I miss President Hillary being there to add class....
Posted by: Colin

Hills is at the reception hall already. Rifling through the gifts and drinking well vodka

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:34 AM (8ikIW)

60 Yep, the extra "ies" caused me to miss by >< that much.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 06:36 AM (R5lpX)

61 So all the Morons are watching the royal wedding. It's true then when they say... everyone loves a circus.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 19, 2018 06:31 AM

Or watching, in the words of the British Moody Blues, an Empire turn back to sand.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 06:36 AM (LOgQ4)

62 Turned on the sound, organ music, must be getting close, or someone died.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:37 AM (4cIxl)

63 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2018 06:37 AM (KCxzN)

64 "Hillary Clinton tweeted Friday that the Santa Fe High School shooting should inspire 'soul searching'"

Hey kiddies, she's paying $0.25 per. They could be anywhere! BRING THEM TO HER!

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 06:38 AM (y87Qq)

65 I wonder what all the Muslims think of this, especially the mayor of London.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:38 AM (4cIxl)

66 It's a good thing that the Royal family can afford this wedding.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:38 AM (6Ll1u)

67 All I care about is Pippa's Ass.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2018 06:39 AM (e7oj4)

68 So tell us Colin, how long is the bride's train and what colour is the dress. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 06:39 AM (R5lpX)

69 I'm up early. Shocker, the Royal Wedding is saturating the airwaves.

Amazing to realize the level of disdain I have for the media. I flipped a few times and wound up on CBS of all channels. Not in the mood for House Hunters Season 148, Episode 29.

So, between playing Boom Beach and checking out The Spectacle, a Mercedes van is on screen and the CBS British Royalty and Wedding Expert says "I don't know who that chap is. Is that security?"

Winds up being Prince Harry.

Anyone else catch that sweet example of modern journalistic ineptitude?

I kind of want to find out who said it.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 06:40 AM (4bjXi)

70 They'll be tired of each other's shit in less than a year. It's doomed.

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 06:40 AM (UdKB7)

71 I've heard there are a lot of royal wedding watching parties in DC and other major cities. This may help explain their voting patterns.

Posted by: JTB at May 19, 2018 06:41 AM (V+03K)

72 a Mercedes van is on screen and the CBS British Royalty and Wedding Expert says

Was it a White van?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

73 Bhussein spied on Trump. Every major newsrag has some article that is trying to justify the spying. TRUE EVIL!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

74 So tell us Colin, how long is the bride's train and what colour is the dress. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Traveling Man at May 19, 2018 06:39 AM (R5lpX)

Don't know, I'm getting the Microsoft little round circle that goes around and around now.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:42 AM (4cIxl)

75 I'mma gonna assume that the van is the getaway vehicle and there's a bumper sticker on the back that says...If this vans a rockin, don't come a knockin.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 06:43 AM (R5lpX)

76 Wife will watch when she wakes up. She got up early to watch the Chuck and Die..oops Di spectacle.

Now, we've got DVR so she can watch it when she's good and ready. Technology for the win!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

77 This church they're in is in England you know, anything goes there now you know?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:43 AM (6Ll1u)

78 "President Donald Trump donated his first quarter 2018 salary to the Department of Veterans Affairs for their caregiver programs"

Eat it barky you pathetic grifter.

Posted by: f'd at May 19, 2018 06:44 AM (UdKB7)

79 64 "Hillary Clinton tweeted Friday that the Santa Fe High School shooting should inspire 'soul searching'"

Cankles knowledge level

searching for something = 0

familiarity with souls = 0

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 06:45 AM (Ymy4N)

80 72 a Mercedes van is on screen and the CBS British Royalty and Wedding Expert says

Was it a White van?
Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

I'm on it!

Posted by: Sheriff Charles Moose at May 19, 2018 06:45 AM (e7oj4)

81 Sitting here and I notice a little teeny tiny spider coming down a line from the middle of the ceiling right over my coffee.

DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

82 Tried to tune in to Fox, but Shepard Smith is a cunt, so I can't.

"EVERYONE IN THIS AREA? YOU"RE ALL IDIOTS! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE"

My daughter saw that hysteria during hurricane Matthew and it scared the living hell out of her.

Again, Shepard Smith is a cunt.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 06:45 AM (4bjXi)

83 Are they retiring to the Motel 6 after the reception for a royal rogering?

Posted by: saf at May 19, 2018 06:46 AM (5IHGB)

84 I guess I'll add Glenn Reynolds to the list of sites that are too much trouble to view. Anyone else having the loud popups and twitchy screen at Instapundit?

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 19, 2018 06:47 AM (Jj+59)

85 Are they retiring to the Motel 6 after the reception for a royal rogering?
Posted by: saf

Motel 6? Hell, they're royalty. There going to Knights Inn...wink wink, nudge nudge

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

86 The real question is, who's gonna take over from the queen?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:47 AM (6Ll1u)

87 Is this similar to the Canadian Royal Wedding I saw on South Park a few years ago? If it is, I'll totally watch it!! Otherwise, I'll stick to listening to classical music.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2018 06:48 AM (u6uvE)

88 Are the working girls in London giving a "Mother of the Groom" discount to mooooslims today?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 19, 2018 06:48 AM (y7DUB)

89 The Queen is arriving...I got the sound back on. Using YouTube, they have no inane commentary, just video.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:48 AM (4cIxl)

90 Gloomy dreary ass day so far here in the Upstate of SC. Was planning on striking another item off the Honey Do list. Guess not unless it clears up soon.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 06:49 AM (R5lpX)

91 If I wanted to celebrate the royal wedding, which I do not, I would read about the Battle of Kings Mountain and polish a flintlock. While wearing a hat!

Posted by: JTB at May 19, 2018 06:49 AM (V+03K)

92 83 Are they retiring to the Motel 6 after the reception for a royal rogering?
Posted by: saf at May 19, 2018 06:46 AM (5IHGB)

Yep hot dogs and PBR for all

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

93 The real question is, who's gonna take over from the queen?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Shillary! She's more or less awake, rested or passed out, got some hot sauce in her purse for the spotted dick, and can do a great Cockney accent.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)

94 86 The real question is, who's gonna take over from the queen?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

John Goodman?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2018 06:49 AM (u6uvE)

95 Too bad McLame gonna croak soon. He may have been wearing a MAGA hat by 2020.

Who is gonna be the next ever Trumper to cave ??

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 19, 2018 06:50 AM (Ymy4N)

96 Good suggestions, JTB !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 19, 2018 06:50 AM (xJrIn)

97 CNN panelists brought up something about a racist brooch some princess wore to a "luncheon" (can't stand that word for some reason) last year that caused a Social Justice Warrior uprising.

One panelist in particular was oozing anger about it still. Like we should all know what a blackamoor brooch is and should immediately shut that down when we see it.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 06:51 AM (4bjXi)

98 Where's the fucking carriage? So Royal.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:51 AM (6Ll1u)

99 89 The Queen is arriving...I got the sound back on. Using YouTube, they have no inane commentary, just video.
Posted by: Colin

Play some Sex Pistols for background music! There British!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2018 06:51 AM (u6uvE)

100 Motel 666... We'll leave a goat burning in the yard for you.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 19, 2018 06:51 AM (R5lpX)

101 Are they retiring to the Motel 6 after the reception for a royal rogering?
Posted by: saf at May 19, 2018 06:46 AM (5IHGB)

Yep hot dogs and PBR for all
Posted by: rhennigantx

Receptions at the Legion though. They've got Royal Crepe paper and it's done up nice. Got rid of the Budweiser cups and got those clear plastic ones. Really classy.
Chicken, roast beef, and mostaciolli family style....Plus green beans!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

102 And why on earth did fox send the flaming faggot? What a pathetic choice.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 06:52 AM (a3OL0)

103 94 86 The real question is, who's gonna take over from the queen?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

I'm tan, ready and gay but mostly queer which almost looks like queen

Posted by: SHEP at May 19, 2018 06:52 AM (Ymy4N)

104 Are they retiring to the Motel 6 after the reception for a royal rogering?
Posted by: saf at May 19, 2018 06:46 AM (5IHGB)

Motel 6 has held the Royal Warrant of Appointment for tawdry drunk-boning since 1833. Suck it, Twinings & Co. Ltd.

...in a Motel 6.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 06:52 AM (y87Qq)

105 102 And why on earth did fox send the flaming faggot? What a pathetic choice.
Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 06:52 AM (a3OL0)

Because the royals are like dicks to gays.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 06:54 AM (Ymy4N)

106 I'm a billionaire, even through my veil.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:54 AM (6Ll1u)

107 Can't watch anything Shemp is on Why he still has a job is a mystery to me.

Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2018 06:55 AM (BZA5F)

108
Search phrase 'Dancing Bear B█owjob Party At The Stripper Club' for the Trump Hotel Shooter.

Obviously NSFW.

I'm surprised Shep isn't in the audience with a can of whipped cream.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 06:55 AM (LOgQ4)

109 The brides train is at least 20 feet long. 20ft= 6.096000m
Some lady is screeching (singing) now in the background...clicking back on YouTube to see if she is being pinched.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:55 AM (4cIxl)

110 So what do you think the prenuptial agreement says?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 06:56 AM (zuKAW)

111 107 Can't watch anything Shemp is on Why he still has a job is a mystery to me.
Posted by: LASue at May 19, 2018 06:55 AM (BZA5F)

He really sucks

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 06:56 AM (Ymy4N)

112 Haven't seen a checker board floor in ages.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 06:57 AM (a3OL0)

113 I liked her just fine in Suits. Got through a few seasons, but they dropped the coolest premise of it all: a guy has total recall and is a super genius. Oh, and he smokes weed.

Tangentially, did anyone see the tv series "Limitless"?
Still can't believe it was cancelled. Man that was an awesome show. CBS rebooted Murphy Brown and Madame Secretary is still running but they cancelled Limitless.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 06:57 AM (4bjXi)

114 Some lady is screeching (singing) now in the background...clicking back on YouTube to see if she is being pinched.
Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 06:55 AM (4cIxl)

It's just the muezzin. The most beautiful sound in the world, according to some.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 06:58 AM (y87Qq)

115 Tinfoilbaby, I was wondering that earlier this week. I imagine it's pretty strict.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 06:59 AM (a3OL0)

116 Love that GIF by the way.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 06:59 AM (4bjXi)

117 Not too late to back out, Harry.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 06:59 AM (a3OL0)

118 Sitting here and I notice a little teeny tiny spider coming down a line from the middle of the ceiling right over my coffee.

DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Bruce

Have you seen the pictures of "spiderwebs made by spiders on drugs"? The "caffeine" one was crazy.

So your little spider over the coffee fumes was so high, dude...

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 07:00 AM (JGBbg)

119 A Las Vegas wedding would have been better. Maybe the drivethrough chapel. With Elvis signing in the background.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:01 AM (4cIxl)

120 A new really stupid study finds that radiation from power and phone lines causes harm to wildlife. You can not even measure the amount of electromagnetic radiation from phone lines and the amount from even high voltage power lines is minuscule. Somebody is FOS.

The critters around here use the ComEd high tension line right of way as a super highway. Makes it easier for the coyotes to get into the closer in Chicago suburbs and eat their yappy dogs.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:01 AM (8ikIW)

121 22 Not much news out there because the royal wedding is sucking up all the space. And non of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.
_____________________

Isn't this something like this chick's third marriage? Kind of hard to get excited about the dimwitted second son of Charlie "I wanna be your tampon" Windsor getting hitched to some middle-aged, cable t.v. actress with legs like twigs.

It's kind of like the Academy Awards: women watch it, but only because they want to see the dresses. Nobody else really gives a shit, because everybody knows it doesn't really mean anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 19, 2018 07:01 AM (fqUgw)

122 Just asked if anyone objected to this wedding. Would be great if someone spoke up.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:03 AM (4cIxl)

123 Nobody else really gives a shit, because everybody knows it doesn't really mean anything.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

C'mon. They take those vows seriously....

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:04 AM (8ikIW)

124 It's kind of like the Academy Awards: women watch it, but only because they want to see the dresses. Nobody else really gives a shit, because everybody knows it doesn't really mean anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . .

The wife watches 'Say Yes To The Dress' -- but not when I'm around. She knows I'll mock her and the people on the show incessantly.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:04 AM (LOgQ4)

125 Married! now off to the party! assuming Hillary hasn't messed up the head table.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (4cIxl)

126 The critters around here use the ComEd high tension line right of way as a super highway. Makes it easier for the coyotes to get into the closer in Chicago suburbs and eat their yappy dogs.
Posted by: Bruce

I picture Wile E Coyote carrying a box of ACME dynamite into Chicago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (u6uvE)

127 What Trivial said.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (a3OL0)

128 America fought a war to free ourselves from England you know

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (6Ll1u)

129 She looks classy while Harry looks hungover. I doubt he is, but, he sure looks it.

And what is with some of these women gluing dainty hats to their foreheads just above the right eye? That is a seriously fucked up look. Reminds me of the freaky outfits in The Hunger Games worn by women in the Capitol.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (4bjXi)

130 Married! now off to the party! assuming Hillary hasn't messed up the head table.
Posted by: Colin

She didn't mess up the head table, but she did mess up the head.

Choked the crapper

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

131 Someone last night referred to the royal family as a bunch of inbred fuckwits. Spot. On.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2018 07:08 AM (2saZ/)

132 I just switched to the live feed. The Altar Guild must have put in for overtime for this brohaha

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

133 I heard someone say earlier that there are only 1000 Knights in British history.

Is that correct?

Oh, and I gotta say it was super cool to hear Scripture being broadcast across the globe to such a massive audience. Gave me goosebumps.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 07:10 AM (4bjXi)

134 Midterm Prog Platform
raise taxes
love MS
impeach PDT
ban guns
control speech and thought

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

135 And none of the Morons really give a crap about the royal wedding.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
________

The only thing a royal wedding evokes from me is a proposed amendment to the Declaration of Independence. Sort of a retroactive reason for eighty-sixing the empire.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 19, 2018 07:11 AM (donMa)

136 A light drizzle here. Just enough to make the all pollen on my car mad and stick like glue

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

137 Oh, and I gotta say it was super cool to hear
Scripture being broadcast across the globe to such a massive audience.
Gave me goosebumps.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 19, 2018 07:10 AM (4bjXi)

Almost like when Trump mentions God...gasps from some. But is is good that it is broadcast to the world.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:13 AM (4cIxl)

138
Why no link for the Dancing Bear stripper/porn guy/CNN Viewer who shot up the Trump Hotel?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 07:14 AM (oVJmc)

139 Someone last night referred to the royal family as a bunch of inbred fuckwits. Spot. On.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2018 07:08 AM (2saZ/)

Mrs Cop is watching the wedding. Someone please come and put me out of my misery!

I did notice that Harry's uniform only has the single crown of a major for his rank insignia. So, at least he isn't running around with high military rank that he hasn't earned

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:14 AM (5Yee7)

140 oh and a dick in every ladies restroom
http://dailycaller.com/2018/05/18/gop-candidate-challenges-transgender-man/

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

141 Pretty good sermon for a wedding....The minister is pretty dynamic.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:16 AM (4cIxl)

142 I sorta like him too Colin.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:17 AM (a3OL0)

143 I take that back.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:18 AM (a3OL0)

144 You know, I guess you should say love is what it is, whatever it is, for how ever long is.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:18 AM (zuKAW)

145 Just saw the Idiots Guide on the last thread ... hilarious.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 19, 2018 07:20 AM (fiGNd)

146 Is this asshole from earth?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:21 AM (6Ll1u)

147 Why no link for the Dancing Bear stripper/porn guy/CNN Viewer who shot up the Trump Hotel?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 07:14 AM

I can only guess at his political persuasion, seems to be all over the chart. Add in immigrant factor. Legal, took the test and all.

So I'm leaning toward 'roid rage' because of the exercise/fitness factor.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:21 AM (LOgQ4)

148
Do they have an Imam co-officiating the weeding?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:23 AM (LOgQ4)

149 Wow, is this pastor milking his time in the spotlight or what?

Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:23 AM (W+vEI)

150 Where's Elton John?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:23 AM (6Ll1u)

151 Listening a bit to the sermon while in my den. Minister just said "controlled fire" makes all the things of modern life possible. The neo-Luddites that want to destroy Western industry aren't going to like that. Heh...

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:24 AM (5Yee7)

152 Where's Elton John?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Where's Sir Jethro de Bodine?

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:25 AM (8ikIW)

153 >>Where's Elton John?

I kinda expected him to break out into "Do You Feel the Love?" during the sermon.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:26 AM (W+vEI)

154 Good choice of music...not the usual organ music and sad music.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:26 AM (4cIxl)

155 Morning all from a rainy Andrews Air Force Base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2018 07:28 AM (m8J9w)

156 Minister just said "controlled fire" makes all the things of modern life possible.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:24 AM (5Yee7)

3-5 round burst is appropriate for any occasion.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 07:29 AM (y87Qq)

157 Give me a pint and god save the queen

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:30 AM (6Ll1u)

158 Battle of Kings Mountain won with a rifle named Sweetlips....

Posted by: MarkY at May 19, 2018 07:33 AM (LU3+t)

159

Are those choir boys wearing panties?

Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 19, 2018 07:33 AM (AyGZp)

160 Jesus buy those boys some balls

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:33 AM (6Ll1u)

161 Maybe they can do a funky dance down the isle.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:34 AM (a3OL0)

162 Is the gay kid who was bullied by NEA representatives to the point of shooting up their school out of the news yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (VgKNm)

163 Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 19, 2018 07:01 AM (fqUgw)

She's 38. That's Middle Aged? If so, I'm about to toddle off to the retirement home; I'm old!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (vw6r3)

164 Maybe they can do a funky dance down the isle.
Posted by: Infidel

Gonna do the Chicken Dance at the reception tonite

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

165

White? She's wearing white? She's had more dick in her holes than I have... and that's saying a LOT...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (AyGZp)

166 Electric Slide

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (PUmDY)

167 And of course Scankles wants even more gun control.

--

As she sits high atop Secret Service for Life Mountain...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:37 AM (mQ0Mc)

168 She's 38. That's Middle Aged? If so, I'm about to toddle off to the retirement home; I'm old!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM

38 X 2 = 76. I'd say that's pretty much half way/middle. Maybe short a year or two if female.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:37 AM (LOgQ4)

169 >>Is the gay kid who was bullied by NEA representatives to the point of shooting up their school out of the news yet?

"Who? Don't interrupt the royal wedding coverage!!!"

-- MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:37 AM (W+vEI)

170 It's a good thing that he didn't Fuck the shit out of her before the Royal wedding. Oh wait.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:37 AM (6Ll1u)

171 Then blindfold him and have him take off the garter with his teeth. Take off the blindfold and it's....The Queen...

Hilarity ensues

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

172 Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (AyGZp)

White is a token of virginity. How many brides in either the U.S. or England do you think who wear white at their weddings are actually virgins? I'll cut her a bit of slack on that, but I can't give any other opinions because unless they're live streaming it over the internet I can see the service. T.V. Doesn't work..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:39 AM (vw6r3)

173 Did FOX send Shemp over there? I still recall how he so elegantly asked if Prince William was gonna give Kate some tongue following the, "you may now kiss the bride."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:39 AM (mQ0Mc)

174 Trump! is sent them a CD with all of the JEF's favorite speeches as a wedding gift.

Now with more Ums!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

175 Minister just said "controlled fire" makes all the things of modern life possible.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:24 AM (5Yee7)

3-5 round burst is appropriate for any occasion.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 07:29 AM (y87Qq)

I was thinking of the hydrocarbon and internal combustion, but you're point is equally valid. The proper application of force can solve many issues.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (5Yee7)

176 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (vw6r3)

177 Gotta admit, shemp had class, all low and dragging in the gutter.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (a3OL0)

178 Sorry to all, but you know

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (6Ll1u)

179 131; that would be me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (KP5rU)

180 Oh, now you can tell the churchgoers by who is singing the hymn vs. who is looking around awkwardly and vaguely moving their lips.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (W+vEI)

181 unless they're live streaming it over the internet I can see the service. T.V. Doesn't work..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:39 AM (vw6r3)

Its all over YouTube...

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (4cIxl)

182 She's 38. That's Middle Aged? If so, I'm about to toddle off to the retirement home; I'm old!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:35 AM (vw6r3)
____________________

There was a joke on Frasier once when he was called middle-aged, and he objected that he wouldn't be middle-aged until he was around 55, and Niles said "only if you're going to live to be 110."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (fqUgw)

183

Oh good, that's a relief, I'ma gonna wear white the next time I get married then... and by married I mean...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (AyGZp)

184 I do not want to live in a country where chicks with dicks cannot get a mohammedan brazilian waxing

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:42 AM (JFO2v)

185 There was a joke on Frasier once when he was called middle-aged, and he objected that he wouldn't be middle-aged until he was around 55, and Niles said "only if you're going to live to be 110."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer,

HA! I was trying to remember where I had heard that

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)

186 I'm not doing good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (6Ll1u)

187 Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (AyGZp)

You're transgender? You'd be the blushing bride?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (vw6r3)

188 >>Trump! is sent them a CD with all of the JEF's favorite speeches as a wedding gift.

And also the video of Obama giving a toast to the queen and trying to talk over "God Save the Queen."
TFG!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (W+vEI)

189 Camilla's hat looks like shit. What a freak show that family is.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (a3OL0)

190

Pippa needs a boob job... still...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (AyGZp)

191 Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:41 AM (4cIxl)

That's o.k. I'll give it a pass although I would have liked to hear the minister's sermon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (vw6r3)

192 Are they going to have an open bar at the reception later?....

Posted by: KWDreaming at May 19, 2018 07:44 AM (Z1I24)

193 This link will take you to the comments section of an overnight post on CTH.

Scroll down about halfway to a "main comment" whatever at 1230 am last night. Commenter "deplorable lori" inserted a tweet that shows two govt payments to our boy in jolly old England. 21016 and 2017.

The smoking gun?

Sorry i don't do the twit.

https://tinyurl.com/y9v9xoec

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 19, 2018 07:44 AM (GlrUB)

194 Where do you think the honeymoon is?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 07:44 AM (PUmDY)

195 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (vw6r3)

Too early to say conclusively, but there was a selfie of him on his social media where he is wearing a rainbow heart pin on his hat.

The Lefties don't want discuss it, but what[/] has changed in society that causes these kids to be so disconnected from their peers that the only perceived solution is to lash out in rage and kill?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:44 AM (5Yee7)

196 194; vegas, baby!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2018 07:45 AM (KP5rU)

197 But I have to laugh at complaining about the stupidity of the Royal family, the clothes and the wedding who are actually watching it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:45 AM (vw6r3)

198 192 Are they going to have an open bar at the reception later?....
Posted by: KWDreaming at May 19, 2018 07:44 AM (Z1I24)

dollar pictures and 2.50 well drinks

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

199

I've been married 1000's of times... you know, temporary like...

The Starbuck's ad towards the end was classy, as was the Brit commentator whining about the Yank minister's sermon... what a fag...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (AyGZp)

200 I'd hit it. >hicshart<

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (R5lpX)

201 I do not want to live in a country where chicks with dicks cannot get a mohammedan brazilian waxing

--

And I'm gonna counter Krakatoa...we have not reached peak victim culture. Not even close. The hounds of hell have been unleashed and it's just getting started.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

202 My daughter plays the chello

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (6Ll1u)

203 I just saw a photo of the bride, and I don't know squat about fashion, but that dress looks pretty boring. And isn't it kind of tacky to wear white when you've already been married twice before?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 19, 2018 07:47 AM (fqUgw)

204 dancing bear stripper - and THAT is what mental illness looks like. Could be drug induced over time, and not just the usual drugs. Looks like he was into promoting and taking a bunch of weird shit. Something sent his synapses into full short circuit there.

also looks like that story about the FBI interviewing the school shooter was just a 4chan fake. This guy acted weird but didn't call special attention to himself, Greek Orthodox, father was a greek immigrant. (legal) Sounds like the typical loner, seething inside, desperate for attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:47 AM (V2Yro)

205 And also the video of Obama giving a toast to the queen and trying to talk over "God Save the Queen."
TFG!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM (W+vEI)

Why Michelle Obama Grabbing and Groping HRH Queen Elizabeth II With Her Enormous Beefy Man-Hands Was Totally The Right Thing To Do From a State Protocol Perspective For Reasons That We Just Made Up On The Spot Right Now

Posted by: vox.com at May 19, 2018 07:48 AM (y87Qq)

206 So Jordan Peterson was interviewed by some feminist NYT journalist and it is written as one would expect, unflattering picture of him and all (the title):

"Jordan Peterson, Custodian of the Patriarchy
He says there's a crisis in masculinity. Why won't women --- all these wives and witches --- just behave?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:49 AM (W+vEI)

207 But I have to laugh at complaining about the stupidity of the Royal family, the clothes and the wedding who are actually watching it.

--

I have to say that I still remember being glued to my TV for the entire royal wedding of Princess Diana and Prince Charles. It was spectacular and she was such a beloved figure, even from the very beginning. I watched a lot of Prince William and Kate's wedding, but even though they're likeable enough people, it didn't have the magic. As for Prince Harry and this Megan chick, for some reason, I have very little interest. And I DO like the clothes and the facinators and all the pomp that goes with it all. Just not interested for some reason.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:49 AM (mQ0Mc)

208 And I'm gonna counter Krakatoa...we have not reached peak victim culture. Not even close. The hounds of hell have been unleashed and it's just getting started.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

I love the fact we are willing to use guns (isnt that the last resort of Big Govt) to force people to bake cakes and arrange flowers for something that is clearly not a marriage so that people are forced into believing it is a marriage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

209

More schvartzers in this chapel than the entire rest of it's history... 'bout time... I wish Milo's hubby was here, he's dreamy...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:50 AM (AyGZp)

210 From linked article in Post

The complainant is seeking $50,000 for "immense harm to my dignity."

Bwahahaha hahahahaha

We can get money for that? Man, it is gonna be lawsuit-a-rama if that flies.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 07:50 AM (w45mR)

211 I spelled that wrong didn't I?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:50 AM (6Ll1u)

212 The Lefties don't want discuss it, but what[/] has changed in society that causes these kids to be so disconnected from their peers that the only perceived solution is to lash out in rage and kill?"

We all sense it, we all feel it, even though it would take some thought to really define it. My wife and I frequently comment on how it doesn't feel anymore like we even live in the same country we grew up in back in the 70's, or even the 80's. Most of the people running around today are aliens to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:50 AM (V2Yro)

213 Texas kid supposedly had friends and was an up and coming player on the football team.

Maybe he was a member of a secret cult.

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 07:51 AM (R5lpX)

214 I spelled that wrong didn't I?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

I thought it was Lemon Chello

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)

215 Is that Hillary sitting at a card table at the exit from the church ready to sell her book?

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:51 AM (4cIxl)

216 And I'm gonna counter Krakatoa...we have not reached peak victim culture. Not even close. The hounds of hell have been unleashed and it's just getting started.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

I concur; the groups that have been put on the Leftist "Victimhood Totem Pole" are now going to be battling for supremacy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (5Yee7)

217 215 Is that Hillary sitting at a card table at the exit from the church ready to sell her book?
Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:51 AM (4cIxl)

She would do better at the shitter in the reception hall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

218 I am not a fan of her dress. Too plain and boring.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (PvFoN)

219 That's o.k. I'll give it a pass although I would have liked to hear the minister's sermon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:43 AM

Someone is certainly recording it for later viewing on YouTube. Give it an hour or two.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (LOgQ4)

220 >>Texas kid supposedly had friends and was an up and coming player on the football team.

Apparently he was bullied - by other kids, the coach, and even teachers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (W+vEI)

221 Is that Hillary sitting at a card table at the exit from the church ready to sell her book?
Posted by: Colin

That'd be great!

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 07:53 AM (8ikIW)

222 " I spelled that wrong didn't I?"

It is customary to blame those events on auto-cucumber, and move on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2018 07:53 AM (EyPfd)

223 WE LOVE THE ROYAL WEDDING!

Posted by: Makers of Stupid Hats at May 19, 2018 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

224 Your the man Bruce

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:53 AM (AL6I1)

225
Wife says George Clooney and wife are in attendance. Figures.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 07:54 AM (LOgQ4)

226 I concur; the groups that have been put on the Leftist "Victimhood Totem Pole" are now going to be battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (5Yee7)

My money's on the TERFs. They got them crazy eyes.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 07:54 AM (y87Qq)

227 What... no one took a knee?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 07:54 AM (PvFoN)

228 This will be an unpopular thing to say, but I believe that unmonitored internet access for mentally fragile teens, both male and female, can push the vulnerable ones over the edge by exposing them to a violent and sadistic culture that grabs hold of the darkest parts of their psyche. Females who are vulnerable to this tend to be pulled to suicide, susceptible males to murder.

What has changed since the 70's and 80's? That's a huge thing that has changed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:54 AM (V2Yro)

229 They just sang my drinking song

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 07:55 AM (6Ll1u)

230 Noticed when they sing "God Save the Queen" she doesn't sing.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (4cIxl)

231 Elton John isn't going to sing Candle in the Wind, is he?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (PUmDY)

232 >>My money's on the TERFs. They got them crazy eyes.

Naw, transgenders are literally battling them - as in men identifying as women beating TERFs up.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (W+vEI)

233

The knee-trembler she just got appears to have gone well...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (AyGZp)

234
Apparently he was bullied - by other kids, the coach, and even teachers."

That story came out at first, but today it's sounding like that was, like the AR-15 claim, just wishcasting by someone who needed to get a story in print and didn't have time to actually interview anyone in the area.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (V2Yro)

235 Naw, transgenders are literally battling them - as in men identifying as women beating TERFs up.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (W+vEI)

There is not enough popcorn in all of Christendom.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 19, 2018 07:56 AM (y87Qq)

236 Noticed when they sing "God Save the Queen" she doesn't sing. "

It'd be too much like "Happy Birthday to Me."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:57 AM (V2Yro)

237 What has changed since the 70's and 80's? That's a huge thing that has changed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:54 AM (V2Yro)

Yep. My wife said when we got our first computer, that the internet was a gift from the Devil.

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 07:58 AM (R5lpX)

238 I am going to regret this, but what is a TERF?

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 07:58 AM (a3OL0)

239 We all sense it, we all feel it, even though it would take some thought to really define it. My wife and I frequently comment on how it doesn't feel anymore like we even live in the same country we grew up in back in the 70's, or even the 80's. Most of the people running around today are aliens to me.

--

Mr. Black and I feel the exact same way and we talk about it frequently. Not in a shake-your-cane-in-my-day sorta way. But something fundamentally deeper. We grew up in the 60s and 70s. Today is radically different. And the tension is thick from coast to coast, it seems like.

Just for an experiment, try watching some old TV shows. Feel the PC meter peg over and over to eleventy as you realize whatever was funny on an old sitcom, I'm talking totally harmless, would've had today's Howling Rage Mob getting the show pulled off the air. The contrast between then and now is stark.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 07:58 AM (mQ0Mc)

240 The horses have arrived with the carriage...

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:59 AM (4cIxl)

241

Is that a double decker bus? Oh, no, it's just Camilla's ass...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 07:59 AM (AyGZp)

242 Transgender Woman Sues After Muslim Refuses Body Waxing Service

Oh please let all of the special interest groups now start going after each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 07:59 AM (SiINZ)

243 Wonder if they are showing the Royal wedding at all the gloryholes booths ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 19, 2018 08:00 AM (Ymy4N)

244 There was a joke on Frasier once when he was called middle-aged, and he objected that he wouldn't be middle-aged until he was around 55, and Niles said "only if you're going to live to be 110."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty

That works if "middle age" is a point, and not a range.

If you plan to live to 100, then young/middle/old could be evenly split as 0-33/34-67/68-100.

Posted by: mikeski, still middle-aged, hopefully at May 19, 2018 08:00 AM (JGBbg)

245 We all sense it, we all feel it, even though it would take some thought to really define it. My wife and I frequently comment on how it doesn't feel anymore like we even live in the same country we grew up in back in the 70's, or even the 80's. Most of the people running around today are aliens to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 07:50 AM (V2Yro)

The Leftists have been successful in destroying much of the "sense of community" that existed previously. Due to high taxation (to buy votes from the idle), the wives of the productive-class now have to work rather than being home and raising/supervising the kids. When I was a wee urchin, my buddies and I would roam all over the place BUT, if one of the other mothers had seen us getting into real mischief, they would be letting MY mother know about it. Hell, the apartment building had a hair salon on the first flood; that's how many stay-at-home moms there were.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 08:00 AM (5Yee7)

246 Bets up, what song is Sir Elton gonna sing?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:01 AM (6Ll1u)

247 Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist

TERF

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:01 AM (8ikIW)

248 The horses have arrived with the carriage...

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 07:59 AM

I wonder if they starve the horses for a week before the event so they don't drop a deuce at the wrong moment?

"Oh, no! There goes the brides train right through a hot steamy pile!"

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 19, 2018 08:02 AM (LOgQ4)

249 Brazilian waxing......

(Shudders)

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2018 08:02 AM (EoRCO)

250 "Oh, no! There goes the brides train right through a hot steamy pile!"
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

...right though a Hillary.

Them Brits is classy

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:03 AM (8ikIW)

251 I'm just curious enough to ask: did Markel throw her bouquet, is that a low-brow tradition?

Posted by: pogomip at May 19, 2018 08:03 AM (JXh4Y)

252 Shut up Shep.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 08:03 AM (PvFoN)

253 Bets up, what song is Sir Elton gonna sing?

Sweet Painted Lady?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (KCxzN)

254 I'm just curious enough to ask: did Markel throw her bouquet, is that a low-brow tradition?
Posted by: pogomip

Saving it to feed to Kerry afterwards

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (8ikIW)

255

The MIL smiles like she just hit the lottery... oh wait, she did...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (AyGZp)

256 The kid who shot up the school in TX was gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2018 07:40 AM (vw6r3)

Too early to say conclusively, but there was a selfie of him on his social media where he is wearing a rainbow heart pin on his hat.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

It was the pink-purple-blue "bisexual" heart, actually.

Your call if that makes him more or less goofy than someone with a six-color pin.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (JGBbg)

257 Thanks Bruce, but that doesn't clarify anything.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (a3OL0)

258 220 >>Texas kid supposedly had friends and was an up and coming player on the football team.

Apparently he was bullied - by other kids, the coach, and even teachers.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 07:52 AM (W+vEI)

Because he wouldn't bathe and stank. When I was a kid, that was called social pressure.

That's the sort of thing that coaches and teachers check on. Call home and see if the water's been cut off. One of the worst offenders I remember was a doctor's son. The bastard would stay up playing video games, roll out of his coma, and come to class in the same clothes for days. We wouldn't sit near him, but we could smell him!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - off kilter but still centered at May 19, 2018 08:05 AM (/+bwe)

259 Pee break, they went into that building for a few minutes...

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 08:05 AM (4cIxl)

260 Thanks Bruce, but that doesn't clarify anything.
Posted by: Infidel

TERF

That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:05 AM (8ikIW)

261 It was the pink-purple-blue "bisexual" heart, actually.

Your call if that makes him more or less goofy than someone with a six-color pin.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 08:04 AM (JGBbg)

Thanks for the clarification. Point still stands that this kid may have been penis-curious.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 08:06 AM (5Yee7)

262 Wake me when the Wedding Night coverage starts (bow-chikka-wow).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:06 AM (oVJmc)

263

Oh My, those horses are... large... aren't they...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 08:06 AM (AyGZp)

264 Levon loves his money?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:07 AM (PUmDY)

265 "controlled fire"? what was he actually meaning?

I'm not watching it, but I guess he meant something like, burning the wasteful or deleterious things in our lives, like prejudices?

A royal wedding with a (half, quarter?) black woman ... the world has been saved, just like Obama saved us. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:07 AM (bT8Z4)

266 The horses in this processional are not happy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2018 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

267

What a security nightmare...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at May 19, 2018 08:08 AM (AyGZp)

268 It's actually several factors that are causing the mental breakdown of society, especially in our younger generation. It started in the early 60's when they took God out of public schools. It continued with LBJ's "Great Society", which started the breakdown of the family unit.

The 70's brought the two parent income whereby kids were shunted off to daycare centers so as to allow both parents to work. Kids started feeling alienated and began to think their parents were selfish so that feeling begat their own selfishness and it continues to this day.

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 08:08 AM (R5lpX)

269 Thanks Bruce.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 08:09 AM (a3OL0)

270 TERFs are the feminists who are not buying it that men can say they are women and magically get all the stuff that they have been fighting for. They know that these men are not real women, which enrages the transgenders. Further, they do not accept transmen who say they are lesbians - TERF lesbians do not want to date transmen lesbian, which also enrages the transgenders.

Non-progressives and TERFs can make common cause in fighting the insanity or normalizing transgenderism, but it's also schadenfreude that these women worked so hard to make women and men equal who must now deal with men who are taking that "equality" to the next level by insisting they are women.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 08:09 AM (W+vEI)

271 18/05/lLive Stream - The Royal Wedding 2018: Prince Harry and Ms. Meghan Markle

http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2018/05/live-stream-royal-wedding-2018-prince.html

Posted by: ST at May 19, 2018 08:09 AM (Qh9x9)

272 Hmm, let's see. Royal wedding or lava cam? I'm going with lava cam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEcLitBiGhY&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 08:10 AM (sdi6R)

273
You've got to love how the Limey's are still trying to pretend it's the same old Blighty and not the third world shithole it's been turned into

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 08:10 AM (SiINZ)

274

Open carriage... tall buildings... peasants...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at May 19, 2018 08:10 AM (AyGZp)

275 Good morning horde!

Ibguy sent me a link to a free ebook that he published on behalf of a scientist friend of his who had passed away.

It's titled A Scientist in Search of God and it's on lulu.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:10 AM (hMwEB)

276
The MIL smiles like she just hit the lottery... oh wait, she did...
____________________

Well the daughter certainly did, but given the way she treats her family, not sure mom should count her money just yet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 19, 2018 08:11 AM (fqUgw)

277

*snif* Well, no more butt stuff for her...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 08:12 AM (AyGZp)

278 225
Wife says George Clooney and wife are in attendance. Figures.

--

Not watching (too lazy) but saw a pic of Oprah arriving on a another blog.

I have to guess that Markle, as a former minor actress, must be enjoying being kowtowed to now by Hollywood hotshots.
Human nature, who wouldn't?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:13 AM (hMwEB)

279 I'm talking totally harmless, would've had today's Howling Rage Mob getting the show pulled off the air."

Just try counting all the reasons Mother, Jugs, and Speed will never be shown again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 08:13 AM (V2Yro)

280 Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 08:09 AM (W+vEI)

I want these people off this planet.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 08:13 AM (a3OL0)

281 "controlled fire"? what was he actually meaning?

I'm not watching it, but I guess he meant something like, burning the wasteful or deleterious things in our lives, like prejudices?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:07 AM (bT8Z4)

Wasn't paying full attention, but he said that "controlled fire" allowed him to cross the Atlantic without walking on water and allows Instagram, etc. He was explicitly talking about modern technology. But, like I said, I wasn't giving it my full attention, so I'm not sure where he was going with that train of thought.

Your idea is actually quite a good one. Very similar to a Masonic tenet that the symbolic stone-mason's hammer allows a brother to chip away at the superfluities of life and shape himself into a perfect building stone for the heavenly temple of the Supreme Architect of the Universe.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (5Yee7)

282 NYT story out trying to whitewash the "informant" - describes everything about Stephan Halper except the name. Claiming they were just investigating stories of links with Russia - but of course that falls apart with the evidence that Halper was actually the instigator of all of the stories of links with Russia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (V2Yro)

283 After my wife pulled a bandage off of my back that covered a small incision, I can't imagine willingly getting a hot wax on my naughty bits

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

284 279 I just spewed everywhere. I should watch that. I remember it being hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (a3OL0)

285

Another Starbucks ad, so classy!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 08:16 AM (AyGZp)

286 Cnn is coming their collective pants.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:16 AM (PUmDY)

287 Oprah...and the Clooneys? Good grief. But not surprised. Aren't these two going on a 'progressive' road show after the wedding? I seem to recall reading they were doing some kind of leftist cause awareness tour. Maybe I dreamed it...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 08:16 AM (mQ0Mc)

288 Kilauea live: https://youtu.be/SEcLitBiGhY

Wow, it's really active this morning. Marlin Perkins would send Jim into this.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 08:16 AM (w1zJX)

289 "Apparently he was bullied - by other kids, the coach, and even teachers."
That story came out at first, but today it's sounding like that was,
like the AR-15 claim, just wishcasting by someone who needed to get a
story in print and didn't have time to actually interview anyone in the
area.

Posted by: Tom Servo

the only two kids interviewed that I saw, that knew him, both said he was bullied by coaches and some other kids. but there was also mention of him being good at sports, on the team ...

All the leftist pins and his description of them make it pretty clear ... he was a "commie" type. He had the star pin with the hammer and cycle, which Antifa uses. I guess others also wear the pin, but it will be interesting to see where he got his politics.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (bT8Z4)

290 270 TERFs are the feminists who are not buying it that men can say they are women and magically get all the stuff that they have been fighting for.

--

Meaning the are feminists who actually have a shred of logic and self-respect left.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (hMwEB)

291 You've got to love how the Limey's are still trying to pretend it's the same old Blighty and not the third world shithole it's been turned into
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Circus now.

Bread later.

Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (JGBbg)

292 polish a flintlock?

Is that what the kids call it now?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (DxWUs)

293 sickle, not cycle lol

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (bT8Z4)

294

That's a lot of peasants...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 19, 2018 08:18 AM (AyGZp)

295 Ow my balls.. Ow my balls.. Ow my balls..
- liveryman posting on his horse alongside the royal carriage

Posted by: pogomip at May 19, 2018 08:19 AM (JXh4Y)

296 Yahoo news headlines- "Trump Briefly Responds to Texas Shooting Before Pivoting."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 08:19 AM (PvFoN)

297 TERF lesbians do not want to date transmen lesbian, which also enrages the transgenders.

--

That's all kindsa' FUBAR right there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 08:19 AM (mQ0Mc)

298 I am so SICK of the rain here!
We had a dry afternoon yesterday, which was lovely, and now it's pouring again.
Tomorrow is supposed to be dry-ish, then the following days rainy.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:19 AM (hMwEB)

299 Kilauea live: https://youtu.be/SEcLitBiGhY

Wow, it's really active this morning. Marlin Perkins would send Jim into this.
Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2018 08:16 AM (w1zJX)

OMG! So true! As a kid, I remember watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and Marlin Perkins would say stuff like, "OK, Jim is going to jump into the water and wrestle with this 75 foot long python." As an adult, I wonder what Jim thought about that and hopefully he was well-paid.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 19, 2018 08:20 AM (5Yee7)

300 >>I want these people off this planet.

Yeah, I just don't see how you normalize people like Chelsea Manning and Zinnia Jones - the crazy just radiates off them. RS McCain has been writing about this for a while and it is disturbing stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/yd95x2t9

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 08:20 AM (W+vEI)

301 289
All the leftist pins and his description of them make it pretty clear ... he was a "commie" type. He had the star pin with the hammer and cycle, which Antifa uses. I guess others also wear the pin, but it will be interesting to see where he got his politics.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (bT8Z4)

Assuming the media doesn't wish the story into the cornfield.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 08:21 AM (sdi6R)

302 Shows like All in the Family or Soap, hell, even The Jefferson would be off limits today.

Posted by: Hillary's Soiled Undies at May 19, 2018 08:21 AM (R5lpX)

303 "OK, Jim is going to jump into the water and wrestle with this 75 foot long python."

Python comments outdo Beaver ONT comments, in 3,2,1...

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:21 AM (8ikIW)

304 That's a hell of a long ways up to that castle they are going to. I wonder what the horses are saying to each other as the trot along.

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 08:22 AM (4cIxl)

305 Soap was funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2018 08:23 AM (PUmDY)

306 That's a hell of a long ways up to that castle they are going to

Trick or Treating in that neighborhood is a bugger.

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

307 hubby turned on the tv

the horses & the carriage are lovely

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:23 AM (hMwEB)

308 Ow my balls.. Ow my balls.. Ow my balls..
- liveryman posting on his horse alongside the royal carriage
Posted by: pogomip

Bollocks, mate

Posted by: Limey at May 19, 2018 08:24 AM (+Tibp)

309 TERF lesbians do not want to date transmen lesbian, which also enrages the transgenders.

Maybe one day the insanity will get too much for even the left. Maybe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2018 08:24 AM (SiINZ)

310
Assuming the media doesn't wish the story into the cornfield."

I'm already starting to feel this happening - the shooter doesn't fit the narrative, and neither do his weapons. They're gonna drop this one fast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 08:24 AM (V2Yro)

311 Reminds me I got to mow my lawn!

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 08:24 AM (4cIxl)

312 Lemon cake, oh ya

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 19, 2018 08:24 AM (6Ll1u)

313 >>OMG! So true! As a kid, I remember watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and Marlin Perkins would say stuff like, "OK, Jim is going to jump into the water and wrestle with this 75 foot long python."

Heh, yes! Loved that show.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2018 08:25 AM (W+vEI)

314 NYT story out trying to whitewash the "informant" - describes everything about Stephan Halper except the name. Claiming they were just investigating stories of links with Russia - but of course that falls apart with the evidence that Halper was actually the instigator of all of the stories of links with Russia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (V2Yro)
****************************

The revolving newsfeed on my computer says, "F.B.I. Informant Used In 2016, but Not To Spy, As Trump Says."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2018 08:25 AM (PvFoN)

315 Assuming the media doesn't wish the story into the cornfield.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2018 08:21 AM (sdi6R)

Naw, they already have the Iron Cross highlighted. Alt-Right, Neo-Nazi narrative has been launched. The rest is just flair.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 19, 2018 08:25 AM (DxWUs)

316 Reminds me I got to mow my lawn!
Posted by: Colin

Looking at the vid, they should have mowed earlier in the week, or bagged. Grass looks like hell

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:25 AM (8ikIW)

317 Weird News is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at May 19, 2018 08:26 AM (8ikIW)

318 Right after the royal wedding, betting odds start on when the royal divorce happens.

Posted by: Great Whites of Cape Cod at May 19, 2018 08:28 AM (rBnYq)

319 Wedding dress has a nice neckline

I hoep it sets a trend toward more modest gowns here in the USA - I always feel bad for brides squeezed into wedding gowns that are half lingerie.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 19, 2018 08:28 AM (hMwEB)

320 282 NYT story out trying to whitewash the "informant" - describes everything about Stephan Halper except the name. Claiming they were just investigating stories of links with Russia - but of course that falls apart with the evidence that Halper was actually the instigator of all of the stories of links with Russia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2018 08:15 AM (V2Yro)

Informant, spy, insider, sneak, whatever? BHussein paid for and ran this. He knew what was happening. Make watergate look good.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 19, 2018 08:28 AM (JFO2v)

321 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

322 The revolving newsfeed on my computer says, "F.B.I. Informant Used In 2016, but Not To Spy, As Trump Say

--

Yes, honey, that blowup doll I got last year...I...I got it for the car just to ride in the multi-passenger lane. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 19, 2018 08:29 AM (mQ0Mc)

323
All the leftist pins and his description of them make it pretty clear ... he was a "commie" type. He had the star pin with the hammer and cycle, which Antifa uses. I guess others also wear the pin, but it will be interesting to see where he got his politics.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:17 AM (bT8Z4)

A mentally ill violent leftist?

Say it ain't so!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2018 08:31 AM (9q7Dl)

324 Don't get in the way of palace guard, they will march right over you!

Posted by: Colin at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (4cIxl)

325 The Ga "school" shooting ... which will be recorded as a school shooting by the presstitutes...was actually on a different government venue after a graduation event had concluded. It was a private beef that had nothing to do with targeting the school and it's event. WAPO reports it happened at the school but other sources report it occurring nearby at a County Center property. IOW Fake News.

Posted by: torabora at May 19, 2018 08:33 AM (CoiT2)

326 ""controlled fire" allowed him to cross the Atlantic
without walking on water and allows Instagram, etc. He was explicitly
talking about modern technology.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

thanks, yeah, does sound like internal combustion engine. But of course "controlled fire" may imply/hint at meaning more pointed than just saying "modern tech". Should be a tool for individuals to use, not a tool for BigGov to use against the people (as BigTech is currently trying to silence/burn "conservatives")

Posted by: illiniwek at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (bT8Z4)

327 Whoever said the bride did not sing "God Save the Queen" must have been watching a different TV than me.

I was too late to hear the pastor's sermon. Hopefully it will be posted somewhere.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 19, 2018 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

328 On this day in 1568 Queen Elizabeth I ordered the arrest of Mary, Queen of Scots. She later had her beheaded.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

Ahh, the good old days! I remember when my dad beheaded me once. Sure it hurt, but I got better.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 19, 2018 08:44 AM (9BLnV)

329 Only royal wedding I ever watched bcz never fell asleep. So glad...bcz I never laughed so hard. The Pastor was something that church and those people had never heard before, and the looks on the faces and Prince William trying not to laugh were hilarious.

Pastor was supposed to give a wedding address and he ended up giving a sermon like you were at a Sunday morning service. In a gospel church. He went on way too long, he lost me about halfway through when he repeated Love for the 100th time, and I got embarrassed for him, or us, or Meghan. I'm not sure. But it was totally inappropriate for a wedding setting. It just was. Plus, it wasn't good. He might as well have said "What the world needs now, is love, sweet love. And then things will be fine and there will be no war." I think Jesus came up too, but he had lost me by then.

I was watching the BBC broadcast and they were thrown. I'm laughing so hard just typing this. But hey, that's me, I've been up over 24 hours.

Yes, she did jolly well sing God save the Queen.

No, she did not throw the bouquet.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 19, 2018 09:24 AM (w45mR)

330 Awwww, damn! Did I miss the royal wedding? Awwwwwww, damn!!

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