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Glenn Beck: I'm Totally on the MAGA Train Now or Something

Eh.

Even if I accept him as sincere, which I don't know that I do (he has described himself as a "rodeo clown" in the past to suggest that the claims he makes on his show aren't to be taken seriously), his judgment has been shown to be very faulty.

Which is sort of important in an analyst. They're supposed to get the big things right -- or else, why bother? Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?

And getting them angrily, rantishly wrong? For two years?

So whatever, nice to have you aboard, but I don't think I'm going to let you near the locomotive or listen to your suggestions about how to run the train better.

You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM




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1 Beck is a charletan nothing more.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 06:21 PM (UfMVm)

2 He must have stopped getting phone calls from that skank Samantha Bee about sitting around in Christmas sweaters.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:22 PM (lKs2v)

3 Ass

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:22 PM (dKiJG)

4 Hole

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

5 Translation: My ratings SUCK ballz. My endorsements are drying up. But now I am totally onboard with Trump! Super cereal guys! Not buying it. I haven't watched or listened to him in quite some time. I won't do so again, regardless of his obvious pandering.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:24 PM (3c1uO)

6 always talked like he had a paper ass. he's an embarrassment to the fraternal order of rodeo clowns.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:24 PM (KP5rU)

7 what does the paper ass metaphor allude to? What's it mean?

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:25 PM (8rNrN)

8 Ratings must suck.

Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2018 06:25 PM (jZuwr)

9 like a glass jaw?

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:25 PM (8rNrN)

10 Not coincidentally I see he recently listed his private jet for sale.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 18, 2018 06:25 PM (rBnYq)

11 I loved Glenn Beck went to his Rally for GW in Ohio and another when our Mayor didn't help a special needs girl raped in school. He did give the girl money from his show to get her out of that school.

Whatever Trump does he makes people show their true colors. It's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:26 PM (dKiJG)

12 His business is collapsing so this is pretty pathetic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

13 always talked like he had a paper ass



I like the phrase.

I just have no idea what it means.

Please elucidate.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2018 06:26 PM (ZSkht)

14 Do rodeo clowns smell like cow turds or is it the other way around?

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2018 06:26 PM (ANIFC)

15 Ratings must suck.
Posted by: Orson at May 18, 2018 06:25 PM

Well he had to lay off over half his staff and I don't even know where he's at now. Sorry, when you're a crying Jeb Bush, yea GFY Glen. Grovel bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (3c1uO)

16 That seems a bit unfair to do to the chickens.

Look, I don't have a problem with people saying I was wrong and here is why also sorry for that whole, you know, being an enormous dickwad thing.

I do have a problem with people who try to do the oh yeah see how I get it now and I'm just going to take my rightful place up here at the front as if I've always been here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (dEQP3)

17 7: Ace, my dad always said that. I never asked, just thought it was funny. God rest his soul.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

18 Thread derail to the implications and meanings of "paper ass" in less than 20 comments!

Might be a new record.

Of course, I also want to know where this phrase came from.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

19 I have no issue when people see the light. Not even Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (7PllL)

20 3 Ass
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:22 PM (dKiJG)

4 Hole
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

Was this intentional?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (b1bLJ)

21 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech about those who defected to the enemy or sat out the battle and then wanted to join in the feasting afterwards?

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (8rNrN)

22 yeesh, the traffic getting out of here is awful. seems every road is flooded or has a wreck

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (Rq+SC)

23 Is Glenn all cured of the crazies? Because I can't turn my back on him. Know what I mean?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (zLDYs)

24 Allahpundit next?

Posted by: muckrack at May 18, 2018 06:29 PM (RbR1e)

25 I do have a problem with people who try to do the oh yeah see how I get it now and I'm just going to take my rightful place up here at the front as if I've always been here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM

Well, that would be Glen. He's Hot Air and LGF all rolled into one basket. Eff him. I wouldn't waste one click or second listening to him. I hope he's homeless in a year.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:29 PM (3c1uO)

26 Beck needs to stay in his clown car... Sad to say I used to listen to him. Welcome aboard Glenn, now STFD and STFU in the back of the bus.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 18, 2018 06:29 PM (0OmEj)

27 >>>24 Allahpundit next?
Posted by: muckrack

I would guess: Depends on whether the Daily Beast offers him a salary.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (8rNrN)

28 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech about those who defected to the enemy or sat out the battle and then wanted to join in the feasting afterwards?
Posted by: ace

If I remember my Shakespeare, Harry had them loaded into the trebuchets.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (9Hjhc)

29 Allahpundit next?
Posted by: muckrack

Him and Glen can do a show. Cuck Hour.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (3c1uO)

30 Glenn Beck is still a thing?

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (qTiq3)

31 Maybe he wants Woody Allen to make a movie about him. Or a UToob vid. Or something.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 06:31 PM (RuIsu)

32 Used to listen to a radio station that aired Beck before Rush while I worked. The times I listened to Beck we was relentlessly anti-Trump; might as well have been MSNBC the way he and his team harped on the scandal du jour. This was maybe 4 mths ago.
I'm happy he's seeing the value in a Trump presidency even though he detests Trump. However, yeah, not going to listen to him.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

33 30 Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (qTiq3)

I've never not been a thing.

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 18, 2018 06:31 PM (b1bLJ)

34 21 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech about those who defected to the enemy or sat out the battle and then wanted to join in the feasting afterwards?
Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (8rNrN)

And Gentlemen in England, now a bed,
Shall think themselves accurst they were not here;
And hold their Manhoods cheap, whiles any speakes,
That fought with vs upon Saint Crispin's day!

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2018 06:32 PM (ANIFC)

35 Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (qTiq3)



No. Which is why everyone is doubting the sincerity of this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3)

36 16 That seems a bit unfair to do to the chickens.

Look, I don't have a problem with people saying I was wrong and here is why also sorry for that whole, you know, being an enormous dickwad thing.

I do have a problem with people who try to do the oh yeah see how I get it now and I'm just going to take my rightful place up here at the front as if I've always been here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (dEQP3)

It's like the GOPe losers and government bureaucrats. No matter how many times they're wrong, no matter how many lives lost to one of their incompetent fuck ups, there they are still loud, proud, and in charge right on to the next clusterfuck.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:32 PM (4ErVI)

37 *puts on new mask*

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 18, 2018 06:33 PM (b1bLJ)

38 Glenn Beck is a Carnival Barker with out the gravitas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (u6uvE)

39 Mask on mask off.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

40 Technically (I think), rodeo clowns run interference between the raging bull or bronc and the fleeing cowboy. I don't think Glenn Beck does anything like that.

Posted by: sinalco at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (yODqO)

41 You wanna know who's crying tonight? Bill Kristol is crying tonight. He just had a whole section cancel on his cruise trip.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (k1TUh)

42 Just a reminder that everyone with a "media personality," left and right, is just playing a character.
You think Sean Hannity believes half of what he says? You think Rachel Maddow isn't smart enough to know how selective her memory is? Glenn's ready for his face turn, nothing more.

Posted by: Funkotron at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (nNv6v)

43 Glenn can join the other controlled opposition at the Intellectual Dark Web circle jerk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

44 donnie baker has more credibility than glen beck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU)

45 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech

=

Henry V; Battle of Agincourt, Shakespeare etc

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (T32p3)

46 LOL, Ace

Jah, agreed. The Big Tent is for all sorts of clowns. And Morons. And Escaped Oafs.

But I can't take him seriously anymore.

Sad. He was good once, him and his chalkboard. I assume the money went to his head. Or the love of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (xJa6I)

47 he may be sincere or simply realized he made a BIG mistake.
id love to see Bill Krystol beg forgiveness.

DanaLoesch and Katie Pavlich made amends quickly ( which is good because I like to look at them)

Posted by: avi at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Gcl/7)

48 Glenn Beck/The Blaze is hemorrhaging money since he went NeverTrump. Once again, The Trump Effect
consumes another enemy.

Posted by: Cue ' I Won't Be Fooled Again' at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (EATOD)

49 The hell of it is, Beck would have been a natural fit for Trump. He's the "nice guy" who's just asking questions of the corrupt Democrats. I honestly think he would have had even more pull than Breitbart, and unquestionably after Hanson's inevitable departure.

But way too little, way too late. Trump would be certifiable to trust him in any serious way.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (lphAE)

50 Glenn Who?

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (0+nbW)

51 You wanna know who's crying tonight? Bill Kristol is crying tonight. He just had a whole section cancel on his cruise trip.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The Sea, she is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (9Hjhc)

52 20 3 Ass
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:22 PM (dKiJG)

4 Hole
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

Was this intentional?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 06:28 PM (b1bLJ)

I was going for the double meaning, so he can be an asshole or a Jackass.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (dKiJG)

53 well, in the analyst world, you are a superstar if you are right 60 percent of the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

54 41 You wanna know who's crying tonight? Bill Kristol is crying tonight. He just had a whole section cancel on his cruise trip.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (k1TUh)

hopefully this is true.

Posted by: avi at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Gcl/7)

55 21 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech about those who defected to the enemy or sat out the battle and then wanted to join in the feasting afterwards?"

heh. "Men now abed shall hold their manhood CHEAP!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

56 ok, so I am little late to the party...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (T32p3)

57 holy shit, actual hail-drifts

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (Rq+SC)

58 >>Glenn Beck/The Blaze is hemorrhaging money since he went NeverTrump. Once again, The Trump Effect
consumes another enemy.

hell man they were hemorrhaging money before that too!!!

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

59 I think the guy's just plain bonkers.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

60 Glenn Beck stupidly let Sara Carter go. For almost no reason.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

61 39 Mask on mask off.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

MaskOn, apply directly to the forehead.
MaskOn, apply directly to the forehead.
MaskOn, apply directly to the forehead.
MaskOn, available at Walgreens.

Posted by: MaskOn at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (b1bLJ)

62 Glen Beck remains an ass. I just happened to be channel surfing in my car the other day and caught the tail end of his radio show. He at least wasn't crying, but he was still promoting gold as an excellent investment. This retard will shill for anything if you pay him enough. Wrong then. Wrong now. What a maroon.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (2sCft)

63 can't take him seriously

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (T32p3)

64 holy shit, actual hail-drifts

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (Rq+SC)
=============

For goodness sakes - get in your house.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (lwiT4)

65 Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2018 06:30 PM (qTiq3)


No. Which is why everyone is doubting the sincerity of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:32 PM

Yep, this times elevnty. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on. Paper ass! (I've never heard that term but it's funny so I am rolling with it)

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (3c1uO)

66 Listen here.

I'm tired of my company falling apart.
I'm tried of rubbing my face in Cheetos.
I'm tired of losing fans.
I'm tired of being associated with people like Bill Kristol.

And most of all I'm tired of this Paolo character, who wears a MAGA hat, who my wife insists most mow the lawn twice a week during my radio show while her and my daughter sit out by the pool.

I fvcjed up and I'm sorry.

I also apologize for tricking people into buying that horrible book the Overton Window. I really can't apologize for that one enough.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (JUXaO)

67 I was going for the double meaning, so he can be an asshole or a Jackass.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:35 PM (dKiJG)


Paper or plastic?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:38 PM (y87Qq)

68 I listened to Beck some and often read some canadian blogger who would have a story headline and "but Glenn Beck is the crazy one" but I think I missed Beck's lucid years before he left Fox TV.

Beck always seemed like a drama queen the times I caught him on the radio when it was a few minutes from end of Rush to wherever I was driving to so I never had any desire to seek out any more of what he was saying. I was happy when that station switched to having Hannity follow Rush although I don't listen to Hannity other than those odd snatches either, but at least Sean is often recapping factual stuff that the drive-bys ignore.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 18, 2018 06:38 PM (eASYU)

69 Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

70 i couldn't take all the crying. it was either fake, or he is emotionally, um, tumultuous.


Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (8rNrN)

71 right, the CHeetos incident. nuts.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (T32p3)

72 Glenn Beck stupidly let Sara Carter go. For almost no reason.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

**blink, blink**

I had no idea Sara Carter worked there. Jeez bad decision for Glen. Now letting that airhead Tomi Lahren go, now that makes sense.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)

73 35 No. Which is why everyone is doubting the sincerity of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3)

You know he'll kiss Trump's ass to try to save his fleet of Maybachs, all while sending most of his employees to the unemployment line.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (kslm+)

74  Just a reminder that everyone with a "media personality," left and right, is just playing a character. 

Posted by: Funkotron at May 18, 2018 06:34 PM (nNv6v)

This was true ten years ago. It is generally true now. But in this glutted media landscape? Why would I ever give you any attention if you're obviously a fake? It's the same reason I'm constantly running down Ben Shapiro: he is an obvious fraud trying to pretend he is the Dark Web Edgelord.

But now you have Alex Jones promoting Vox Day, and suddenly the extreme goes mainstream. Either the media can start delivering genuine personalities, or they can get replaces entirely.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (lphAE)

75 16 That seems a bit unfair to do to the chickens.

Look, I don't have a problem with people saying I was wrong and here is why also sorry for that whole, you know, being an enormous dickwad thing.

I do have a problem with people who try to do the oh yeah see how I get it now and I'm just going to take my rightful place up here at the front as if I've always been here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (dEQP3)



Yeah people owning up to it I have no problem with. Media personalities that look a whole hell of a lot like they're doing it because of financial interest because they predicted wrong and their previous fans aren't coming back saying "you were right Trump is awful!" So instead the try to grab the baton and get in front of the band instead? Fuck you.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (lKs2v)

76 He at least wasn't crying, but he was still promoting gold as an excellent investment.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 06:37 PM (2sCft)


Only chumps flog gold any more. All the cool cats and kittens are shilling for beets or yams or whatever the hell it is now.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

77 Only chumps flog gold any more. All the cool cats and kittens are shilling for beets or yams or whatever the hell it is now.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

Beetcoin!

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2018 06:40 PM (lphAE)

78 Used to listen to a radio station that aired Beck before Rush while I worked. The times I listened to Beck we was relentlessly anti-Trump; might as well have been MSNBC the way he and his team harped on the scandal du jour. This was maybe 4 mths ago.
I'm happy he's seeing the value in a Trump presidency even though he detests Trump. However, yeah, not going to listen to him.
Posted by: Lizzy


I tried listening to his show during the O-ring administration.

It swung between hack-tastic morning zoo radio and a blubbering Amy Semple McPherson impersonation.

There are schizophrenics with more stable personalities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (LNPd9)

79 Glenn Beck has the emotional stability of a bipolar 13 year old girl experiencing pms for the first time.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (lKs2v)

80 How does paper ass compare to candy ass?
Better, worse, about the same?

Posted by: bananaDream at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (yRBj9)

81 Hey Captain Cheeto Face. Please keep your conspiracy cooties to yourself. We don't want them. Charles SourKrautenhammer seems lonely too so call him. BTW stop off and get him some 3 & 1 oil for his wheelchair..

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (ICWiF)

82 >>> It's the same reason I'm constantly running down Ben Shapiro: he is an obvious fraud trying to pretend he is the Dark Web Edgelord.

YASSSSSS


This guy gets it!!!! Why don't more people!

My read on this fake is this: He wants to define the outer perimeter of being a "Conservative Bad Boy" at exactly the right side of his body. Anyone goes an inch further than that, and he starts up with the deplatforming campaigns.

Free speech advocate, my ass. He's a free speech advocate only for Ben Shapiro's free speech, and connected establishment figures who can help him in his career.

Tryhard little bitch.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8rNrN)

83 You think Sean Hannity believes half of what he says?


Actually, I think Hannity does.

Yeah, he's playing "Sean Hannity".

But, man, he's dug and dug and dug at this whole Fake Russian Fufaraw like no one else in media.

Plus, he's a guy who's great at explaining things to the average Joe and Jane (50 gazillion times).

I think if you're a fake, like Beck, then eventually you blow yourself up cause it has to grate on you after a while.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (ZSkht)

84 holy shit, actual hail-drifts

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (Rq+SC)



Go skiing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (u6uvE)

85 emotionally, um, tumultuous.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (8rNrN)

That's what I was thinking about the poo flinging chick @Tim Hortons.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (0+nbW)

86 right, the CHeetos incident. nuts.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM

I forgot about that, mostly because he's a mattress stain now to me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:42 PM (3c1uO)

87 We're going to have to put Chavez the Hugo on Double Secret Probation with posting until he explains paper ass.

Failure to do so could result in suspension of his Platinum Membership and no more AOSHQ open bar drink tickets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:42 PM (4ErVI)

88 It seems both logicially and intuitively more sound that a paper asshole would be something pretty ineffectual in keeping your sh** from coming out. It would rip, or tear or just get water-logged and dissolve. Hence, to have a paper asshole would be to be ineffective at preventing unwanted matter from coming out or, to phrase it positively, would mean that lots of sh** comes out. Perhaps a corollary to having "diarrhea of the mouth"...?

http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?t=5843

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2018 06:42 PM (pvjTE)

89 Holy shit, actual hail-drifts

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM

Make a hailman.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:43 PM (3c1uO)

90 holy shit, actual hail-drifts


Ten thousand marbles, please.

Posted by: Flounder at May 18, 2018 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

91
60 Glenn Beck stupidly let Sara Carter go. For almost no reason.
Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:36 PM (8rNrN)

Given where she's landed, he did her a HUGE favor.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2018 06:43 PM (kslm+)

92 Free speech advocate, my ass. He's a free speech advocate only for Ben Shapiro's free speech, and connected establishment figures who can help him in his career.

Tryhard little bitch.
Posted by: ace

But he makes the grannies giggle with his "One perfect tweet".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 06:43 PM (9Hjhc)

93 You know he'll kiss Trump's ass to try to save his
fleet of Maybachs, all while sending most of his employees to the
unemployment line.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (kslm+)



What the hell is a Maybach?? Is that some gay ass boat or some shit?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (9Om/r)

94 CNNABCNBCABC, Jen Rubin, Max Boot, NR and about 10,000 other experts that always get the big things wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (y/p6V)

95 boho, you keep yourself safe. Sounds dreadful.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (oMtOd)

96 80 How does paper ass compare to candy ass?
Better, worse, about the same?
Posted by: bananaDream at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (yRBj9)

I suppose it's sorta like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (b1bLJ)

97 Tryhard little bitch.
Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8rNrN)


Oh man I thought I was the only one who screams SHUT UP YOU FAKE ASS LITTLE BITCHLING whenever I see anything Shapiro does.

I have a total lizard brain must smack him in mouth with a rock reaction to his stupid stupid stupid stupid face of stupid. Which is stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (dEQP3)

98 >>>But he makes the grannies giggle with his "One perfect tweet".


And Twitchy. Twitchy's daily headline is "Ben Shapiro Said a Thing Today and It Was PERFECT."

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (8rNrN)

99 82 >>> It's the same reason I'm constantly running down Ben Shapiro: he is an obvious fraud trying to pretend he is the Dark Web Edgelord.

YASSSSSS


This guy gets it!!!! Why don't more people!

My read on this fake is this: He wants to define the outer perimeter of being a "Conservative Bad Boy" at exactly the right side of his body. Anyone goes an inch further than that, and he starts up with the deplatforming campaigns.

Free speech advocate, my ass. He's a free speech advocate only for Ben Shapiro's free speech, and connected establishment figures who can help him in his career.

Tryhard little bitch.
Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8rNrN)



So that's a no on him ever being a guest again if you ever do another podcast

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (lKs2v)

100 Only chumps flog gold any more. All the cool cats and kittens are shilling for beets or yams or whatever the hell it is now.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

Remember he was selling emergency seeds.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (dKiJG)

101 Glenn Beck has the emotional stability of a bipolar 13 year old girl experiencing pms for the first time.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM

I have two of those at Casa De Minnfidel. Yea, that's an apt description.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (3c1uO)

102 What the hell is a Maybach?? Is that some gay ass boat or some shit?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (9Om/r)


It's like, the Mercedes of cars.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

103 In other news, I love the Geico commercial where the villain starts up the Powerpoint to describe his eeeevil plan.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (dEQP3)

104 Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?

You mean like financial advisors who sell High Risk/High Return bond funds that buy Greek Government Bonds? Those experts?

Or sell complex financial derivatives like interest rate swaps?

Those experts?

I don't know. People with too much money I'm thinking.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (roQNm)

105 >>>So that's a no on him ever being a guest again if you ever do another podcast


yeah that's a no

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (8rNrN)

106 I've been on vacation all week and embargoed news in an effort to enjoy the experience and time with family I don't often see.

What have I missed? Is the world still in a fast track straight to the very deepest levels of hell?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (Mk387)

107 You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.


==

why does ace hate chickens?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (hMwEB)

108 Glen started crying when he looked at his bank statement.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (3c1uO)

109 It's nice when people admit their mistakes, but that doesn't mean I'm going to start watching or listening to him again.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

110 If you've ever been to Mt. Vernon, WA you'll understand why Beck is brain damaged and a flaming asshole.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA)

111 79 Glenn Beck has the emotional stability of a bipolar 13 year old girl experiencing pms for the first time.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (lKs2v)

don't hold back, tell us how you really feel oh spectral one

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (kslm+)

112 93; berserker it's a mercedes all kit car equipped. with typical german bullshit attached for a shitload of extra money. think riced out lexus.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

113 The Rick Wilson
Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Friend of blog list at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (lKs2v)

114
I do have a problem with people who try to do the oh yeah see how I get it now and I'm just going to take my rightful place up here at the front as if I've always been here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:27 PM (dEQP3)



Yeah people owning up to it I have no problem with. Media personalities that look a whole hell of a lot like they're doing it because of financial interest because they predicted wrong and their previous fans aren't coming back saying "you were right Trump is awful!" So instead the try to grab the baton and get in front of the band instead? Fuck you.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:39 PM (lKs2v)


I keep expecting adults. Adults can make mistakes, own up to them, fix them and move on.

Kids double down in stupidity, thinking eventually mean ol' mom will give up being, y'know, mean, by expecting me to tell the truth about, y'know, stuff.

Get over yourself, eat that crow, and get on with it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (7UW64)

115 You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

You should work on your novel, Ace, or if you can't do that-write some short stories. It would be worth it for laughs provided such as that one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (vw6r3)

116 Funny how losing half to three-quarters of your listeners will re-focus your advertisers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (VgKNm)

117 103 In other news, I love the Geico commercial where the villain starts up the Powerpoint to describe his eeeevil plan.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.



I haven't seen them in years but I think one of the Austin Power movies did that too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (u6uvE)

118 102 What the hell is a Maybach?? Is that some gay ass boat or some shit?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2018 06:44 PM (9Om/r)

It's like, the Mercedes of cars.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MERCEDES MAKES CARS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (b1bLJ)

119 The chicken wouldn't stop crying.

Posted by: Hawkeye Pierce at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (3c1uO)

120 berserker it's a mercedes all kit car equipped. with typical german bullshit attached for a shitload of extra money. think riced out lexus.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Oooooh. Does it have the spoke rimmed trunk wheel?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (RkYsP)

121 Years ago I loved listening to Glenn and Pat and Stu. They were like a morning zoo type show, but funnier than most. But things slowly changed, then suddenly. Glenn's crying jags were off-putting, and then his weird ailments flared up, and he just got weirder and weirder.

So this whole thing strikes me as a weak-ass attempt to make himself relevant.

Pass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (xPJvm)

122 110 If you've ever been to Mt. Vernon, WA you'll understand why Beck is brain damaged and a flaming asshole.



Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA)


Explains an entire branch of my family. Crazy sister married dude from Mt. Vernon. His parents were Methodist missionaries who left the kids in boarding schools while they gallivanted off around the globe, missionarying. Kids are about as screwed up as that seems, and then their kids are... crazy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (7UW64)

123 >>You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

True story. When I moved to PR I flew out of Miami.

There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

124 Funny how losing half to three-quarters of your listeners will re-focus your APPARENT VIEWS.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (3c1uO)

125 106 I've been on vacation all week and embargoed news in an effort to enjoy the experience and time with family I don't often see.

What have I missed? Is the world still in a fast track straight to the very deepest levels of hell?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



I did that last week while on vacation. It was wonderful!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (u6uvE)

126 >>>113 The Rick Wilson
Ben Shapiro
Posted by: Friend of blog list

About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)

127 You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

You should work on your novel, Ace, or if you can't do that-write some short stories. It would be worth it for laughs provided such as that one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


He could always sort the files in his JCrew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (RkYsP)

128 Years ago I loved listening to Glenn and Pat and Stu.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2018 06:48 PM (xPJvm)

Pat Gray is a seriously funny dude. Does he still work there?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (MX7xj)

129 You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

True story. When I moved to PR I flew out of Miami.

There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)


Emotional support chickens, no doubt.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (953wK)

130 What the hell is a Maybach?? Is that some gay ass boat or some shit?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonh

Those super fucking expensive cars. Supposedly make bentley's look like whoopdie rides. I spell it wrong?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (kslm+)

131 Is there a St Crispin's Day speech about those who defected to the enemy
or sat out the battle and then wanted to join in the feasting
afterwards?
===============================

Threadwinner

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (rBnYq)

132 True story. When I moved to PR I flew out of Miami.

There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)



I'll have to get Bander to tell the Horde stories about the times when he flew Aeroflot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

133 Better late than #never

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

134 Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace


WINNING!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (RkYsP)

135 Yeah, that really showed with Candace Owens - he says "No" to her going on Alex Jones, but earlier had said it was fine for CNN (IIRC) to deplatform her. Useful idiot, much?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (W+vEI)

136 Get over yourself, eat that crow, and get on with it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (7UW64)

--------------------

You know what's really cool about owning up? Nothing to do but move on because, well, I owned up, admitted it, and, okay, this is still an issue why?

Seriously, you're right. Plus, it always amuses me when I look someone in the eye and say, "Yep, I did that."

They tend to be at a loss for words for a bit.

Posted by: Blake at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (qC1Sy)

137 There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM

I hope it wasn't a United flight. Emotional support chicken?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (3c1uO)

138 Fuck that lunatic in particular. He doesn't deserve to wear that hat. And I think he knows his brand is so toxic that he's damaging Trump on purpose.

Someone needs to knock that hat off his head.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (q177U)

139 120: probably. i think it has staff car flags on the front fenders too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (KP5rU)

140 Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)


For some reason, this makes me feel like throwing you a fairly large-ish celebration party.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (953wK)

141 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)



Cause you're funnier and do it better than them.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (lKs2v)

142
Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?


And getting them angrily, rantishly wrong? For two years?


That's a trick question isn't it?

Posted by: CNN at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (10vO4)

143 >>Explains an entire branch of my family. Crazy sister
married dude from Mt. Vernon. His parents were Methodist missionaries
who left the kids in boarding schools while they gallivanted off around
the globe, missionarying. Kids are about as screwed up as that seems,
and then their kids are... crazy.

Posted by: tcn in AK a

I'm sorry to hear that. Mt. Vernon, WA has no redeeming qualities. None.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

144 Pat Gray is a seriously funny dude. Does he still work there?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 18, 2018 06:50 PM (MX7xj)

No idea. Haven't tuned in for over five years. But yes, Pat was easily the funniest one in the group. He did an Arlen Specter impersonation that was killer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (xPJvm)

145 Someone needs to knock that hat off his head.
Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 06:51 PM (q177U)

With his head still in it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MX7xj)

146 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)



That's what they get for being whiny little twatlings. If they weren't whiny little twatlings, you wouldn't have to call them out on so being.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (dEQP3)

147
Those super fucking expensive cars. Supposedly make bentley's look like whoopdie rides. I spell it wrong?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
------------

It's a phallic extension, worn by rap 'artists' and pro jocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (y3sT9)

148 Glenn Beck is mentally ill. Has been for some time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

149 Didn't Maybach become just the upper realm of official Mercedes sales in the same way that AMG is their sporting line? I know Maybach was trying to be its own animal at one time, but I want to say that now it's a Mercedes Maybach. Maybe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (VgKNm)

150 berserker it's a mercedes all kit car equipped.
with typical german bullshit attached for a shitload of extra money.
think riced out lexus.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (KP5rU)


I looked it up. Over 200K for that thing? Whats the phrase I'm thinking of... hmmm ...oh yeah, I remember... they can blow me in Macy's window.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (9Om/r)

151 There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM

I hope it wasn't a United flight.

Emotional support chicken?
Posted by: Minnfidel


Dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (RkYsP)

152 Is Beck the one who got Tomi Lehren's career going?

That one I do not get.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (W+vEI)

153 His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)
---------

Bring hated by all the right people is a badge of honor you should wear proudly. Which it sounds like you do.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (oMtOd)

154 Glenn was so funny when they did the gloat show after W won, man that was such a funny show when they played clips of Air America and people going to see shrinks because W won.

I turned on his show after Trump won and it was like listening to a Funeral, he became soo preachy. What made his show so good is that he could make you laugh.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (dKiJG)

155 His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)

that's awesome
like the most dangerous man meme

ace " the most hated man in conservative circles" of spades

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (hMwEB)

156 that time when Trump crashed Captain Cheeto's Ted Cruz rally .. classic
https://tinyurl.com/j4uyplh

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (ICWiF)

157 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM

LOL. Was it on a Kristol Cruise? Because it couldn't have been actual conservatives.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (3c1uO)

158 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)

---------------

That "conservative" circle probably includes the likes of TrueCons like Krystol.

I can see where you'd be okay with it.

Posted by: Blake at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (qC1Sy)

159 151 There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM

I hope it wasn't a United flight.

Emotional support chicken?
Posted by: Minnfidel


Dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 06:52 PM (RkYsP)

MURDER VICTIM!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (b1bLJ)

160 His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles." 

and I'm all right with that. 

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)

I am surprised. I have never gotten that vibe from you. Generally I find you quite pleasant and easygoing, except when you tee off on the faker parts of the conservative movement. And I think your site caters to a broad variety of interests, unlike many others.

Still. I won't lie, your praise makes me feel very good. Thank you.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (lphAE)

161 >>I'll have to get Bander to tell the Horde stories about the times when he flew Aeroflot.

I've seen worse in Africa and the Middle East. I think you can tell a lot about where a people are along the modernity scale by watching how they act in public.

What scared me about the PR flight is these people are ostensibly Americans.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

162 There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.

=


you should have seen what I had in my pants, señor

Posted by: Hombre sitting next to Jack Straw at May 18, 2018 06:53 PM (T32p3)

163
What the hell is a Maybach?? Is that some gay ass boat or some shit?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


gayboat gayboat gayboat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

164 Of course the fake,phony,frauds are going to hate ace.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (LiyEm)

165 >>>135 Yeah, that really showed with Candace Owens - he says "No" to her going on Alex Jones, but earlier had said it was fine for CNN (IIRC) to deplatform her. Useful idiot, much?

yes, exactly. And I like how Candace Owens is like "I left the left because I was tired of them telling me what to say or who I could associate with" and his welcome to her is "Great, now let me tell you, I, Ben Shapiro, Twitchy's Hottest Male Alive 2013-2018, have a whole list of rules of what you're allowed to say and who you can say it to."

BTW, Ben Shapiro goes on Joe Rogan, who's the biggest podcaster around (except for maybe Carolla). Joe Rogan has Alex Jones on as a guest frequently, and even says he likes him.

You think Ben Shapiro ordered Joe Rogan not to have Alex Jones on, or do you think he minded his Ps and Qs and his pleases and thank you's?

Isn't that funny that the Brave Ben Shapiro has nothing to say to Joe Rogan, whose good graces he can use to get additional viewers, and yet feels free to order Candace Owens around like she was a pet?

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (8rNrN)

166 >>"Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."


conservative circles = DC twitter cliques?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (W+vEI)

167 112 93; berserker it's a mercedes all kit car equipped. with typical german bullshit attached for a shitload of extra money. think riced out lexus.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 06:47 PM (KP5rU)


https://preview.tinyurl.com/zy6hm4j

Massaging seats. Nice. My dentist's office has those.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

168 Kanye effect?

In all seriousness, I think he thought Hillary was going to win and was pivoting himself as the conservative alternative for the lefties. Bad gamble. Lots of masks ripped off in the 2016 Trumpenwars.

He did a history tour with David Barton in slc, pre Trump, where they brought rare historic items for display. It was very cool. It was paired with a tea party conference and I checked it out with my sis. Hearing rational tea parties in person helped her realize they were not crazy like the media painted, and that they agreed on more than she realized. When he sticks to the history stuff he's fine. But yeah his cultural relevance ship has sailed.

Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (iY22O)

169 Slightly OT, but related to these paper assholes you speak of. When I first started working at CPA firm, we'd use those little, self-sticking paper ring reinforcers when our audit workpapers got torn out of the three ring binders we used. Those were known in our office as "PA's" - yup short for paper assholes. Usage: "Hey Steve, can I borrow your PA's? I left mine on my desk, and I just tore the shit out of this 13-column depreciation schedule I've been hand calculating for the last hour."

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (2sCft)

170 Ace, and when you were introduced like that nobody outed what you look like? Incredible.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (LG2ay)

171
What scared me about the PR flight is these people are ostensibly Americans.
Posted by: JackStraw


MS-13 started in Los Angeles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (IqV8l)

172 Having been around quite a few barnyards, I love the idea of someone having an emotional support chicken.

Cruel, murderous bastards.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (VgKNm)

173 82 >>> It's the same reason I'm constantly running down Ben Shapiro: he is an obvious fraud trying to pretend he is the Dark Web Edgelord.

YASSSSSS


This guy gets it!!!! Why don't more people!

My read on this fake is this: He wants to define the outer perimeter of being a "Conservative Bad Boy" at exactly the right side of his body. Anyone goes an inch further than that, and he starts up with the deplatforming campaigns.

Free speech advocate, my ass. He's a free speech advocate only for Ben Shapiro's free speech, and connected establishment figures who can help him in his career.

Tryhard little bitch.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:41 PM (8rNrN)

I've been saying he's controlled opposition for some time now. Youtube, who deplatforms anyone to the right of John McCain, always makes sure to load his shit up in my recommendeds. Now why would they do that?

He's also a mouthpiece of oligarchs. He gets all this funding from some billionaire who wants him to push a certain position. And that position is to stop the Trump train and get everyone back on the cuck plantation so we can go back to losing.

He's also so thin skinned that it's hilarious. Twitter used to troll him pretty hard, and sure some of it was pretty nasty stuff, and he's sitting there going through each one. It was like Rain Man writing down in his notebook how Charlie pushed and hit him in the diner.

I'd be ecstatic if I convinced everyone within earshot to never visit his site or watch any of his videos. He's a fraud and his way lies defeat and despair.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

174 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:49 PM (8rNrN)


Wow. That's layin' on the line I guess. It's also a compliment, considering the political climate. You'd only be hated if they thought you had some impact or legitimacy. I wonder why they see you as a threat. But, I'm still new here.










Do you think they are jealous of your GAINZZ.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (w45mR)

175 gayboat gayboat gayboat
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM

Gayboatie McBoatface!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 06:55 PM (3c1uO)

176
I'm ok with anybody jumping on the trump train. Even if its insincere, but they are still temporarily supporting him. preference cascades and all that.

And I'm not even on the train, just fun watching it run over leftists and the media.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (r+sAi)

177 Is Beck the one who got Tomi Lehren's career going?

That one I do not get.
Posted by: Lizzy

She's a hot blonde that says conservativeish things on occasion. She could pretty much be replaced by a RealDoll programmed to say "Laffer Curve" and "School Vouchers" periodically.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (9Hjhc)

178 Did someone blow the margins?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (w45mR)

179 Ride a bus in India. The fucking smells......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (89T5c)

180 . His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace
----------

Someone once 'accused' me of being Victorian. I corrected them, "Edwardian". At any rate, I found the comment affirming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (y3sT9)

181 Whatever. He still owes $500 in expenses for brainwashing me in attending his Birmingham march.

Posted by: bretzysdude at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (genVu)

182 88 It seems both logicially and intuitively more sound that a paper asshole would be something pretty ineffectual in keeping your sh** from coming out. It would rip, or tear or just get water-logged and dissolve. Hence, to have a paper asshole would be to be ineffective at preventing unwanted matter from coming out or, to phrase it positively, would mean that lots of sh** comes out. Perhaps a corollary to having "diarrhea of the mouth"...?

http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?t=5843

My Dad used to say "that guy talks like he's got a paper asshole". So apparently that was a common parlance in the midwest.

This makes total sense.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (2WfB0)

183 >>>"Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."


(non ironic) slow clap, ace

That's a fucking badge of honor.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (q177U)

184 All I know is I first heard the guy on the radio in 2001. Back then he was just doing a sort of generic, non-political, lite-shock jock type thing.

A few years later and suddenly he's Mr. National Politics.

It all seemed rather unlikely and insincere.

Posted by: Kensington at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM (Cw3TC)

185 Who consults an expert who gets big things completely wrong?

* * *

I know. It's preposterous, right?

Posted by: Dick Morris at May 18, 2018 06:57 PM (H5knJ)

186 Glenn Beck.

A day late and a dollar short. He needs to go get his shine box, but first he will blow me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2018 06:57 PM (EoRCO)

187 Mt. Vernon, Washington. I have no familiarity with the Pacific NW so I looked it up. Its north of Seattle, not near anything except something called Skagit Bay. Simply from Bing Maps, it just looks like some city between No and Where. So its basically a real life X-Files town?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (u6uvE)

188 Ace: "Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?"

Up until recently, everyone I knew. What's up with that?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (H8S+R)

189 seriously -- how brave do you imagine Conservative Warrior Ben Shapiro was to Joe Rogan?

You think he gave him orders like he gave to Candace Owens?

Or do you think he minded his yapping puppy manners?

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (8rNrN)

190 Beck can sit in the Scum Class car until he EARNS the right to sit with the adults. But if hes on the Trump Train finally, good for him, welcome to reality.

Posted by: Janir at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (7FTeO)

191 Do trains have special cars for the clinically insane?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (UiRxW)

192 i like edwardian. it can be elegant and refined unlike victorian which is often heavy and overly busy.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (Pg+x7)

193 Did someone blow the margins?
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 06:56 PM

Yes! numerous times.

Posted by: Soremy Daniels at May 18, 2018 06:59 PM (3c1uO)

194 Screw Glenn Beck. This is all about him, as usual.

He acts like the Media slime over Animal MS13 remarks are an outlier. Or the last straw. Really? THIS is the straw that broke his back?

BREAKING NEWS 1945: Gl bcenn Beck throws support behind Drunkard Churchill. Says 6,000,001st murdered Jew was last straw.

Go away from me Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Fen at May 18, 2018 06:59 PM (1kw20)

195
Do trains have special cars for the clinically insane?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2018 06:58 PM (UiRxW)



Yeah, its called the undercarriage.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2018 06:59 PM (9Om/r)

196 Ace: "Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?"

---

Honestly, that sounds like every governmental agency I've ever worked for/with. They know what they're going to do but need to spend $30K on a consultation so some outside company that can't be held responsible for anything can tell them to do the thing they've already decided to do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 07:00 PM (VgKNm)

197 >>Ride a bus in India. The fucking smells......

Or a train.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

198 Never trust a guy with a pussy stapled to his face.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 18, 2018 07:00 PM (LlXjn)

199 Mercedes Maybach
https://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/class/class-S/bodystyle-MAY

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd)

200 Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles." and I'm all right with that.
Posted by: ace

As you should. You're funnier than they are and you can put up shelving. The whole package!

Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 07:00 PM (iY22O)

201 I have never understood any of the Never Trumpers.

No I was not an early Trump fan in fact at first I bought into he is not serious about winning argument.

Just watching how the primary went down it was clear he was the only one both willing and able to fight for us and he was going to win.

When he turned I'm with her on it's head with his I'm with you remark I was sure he would win the general
election to.

Posted by: Big V at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (ZvLtE)

202 Is Glen going to head down to the border with Cheeto dust all over his face?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (3c1uO)

203 Ben Shapiro is a leader of the SJW Right.

Taylor Millard, alleged "libertarian" of Hot Air, called for Kelly Sadler's firing AND Jay McInerny's firing, because he's such a libertarian and loves so much free speech.

Ed Morrissey loudly gassed out that Sadler's private remark was a 'firing offense."

Oh, but suggest that a leftist should be fired, and they'll start lecturing you about the need to respect free speech.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (8rNrN)

204 Glenn Neck looks like hell or a stupid hipster douchbag.

Posted by: Mallamutt at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (97lxC)

205 Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles." and I'm all right with that.

=

"hated" read "feared"

Posted by: Hombre sitting next to Jack Straw at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (T32p3)

206 You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM

Dilly Dilly!

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (ICWiF)

207 stupid hombre

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (T32p3)

208 Ride a bus in India. The fucking smells......

Or a train.
Posted by: JackStraw


4,000 people on a 400 seat train? Seen those videos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (RkYsP)

209 Jackstraw, while you were in PR did you ever run into a guy named George from SC?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (y/p6V)

210 I bet Glenn was a lot more fun back when he drank.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (icI8A)

211 I've seen worse in Africa and the Middle East. I think you can tell a lot about where a people are along the modernity scale by watching how they act in public.
----------

Are you suggesting that some cultures are superior to others? I'm pretty sure that would get you jailed in England, perhaps in Canada also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (nBBdT)

212 Never trust a guy with a pussy stapled to his face.

*snort.. I laughed and I don't even know why.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

213 i like edwardian. it can be elegant and refined unlike victorian which is often heavy and overly busy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

I like Hanoverian. Powdered wigs, gin shops, and saucy wenches galore.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:02 PM (9Hjhc)

214 Of course, it could be that the conservatives who hate ace are just jealous because they don't have their own cookbook.

I mean it could be.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (oMtOd)

215 @203

Ace.....Hot Air is an absolute waste of the internet. Nothing but a bunch of establishment ass kissers. F them all.

Posted by: Mallamutt at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (97lxC)

216 I've seen worse in Africa and the Middle East. I think you can tell a
lot about where a people are along the modernity scale by watching how
they act in public.


--

I've been to Baltimore, Chicago, and DC*



* Somehow only every third or fourth block in DC relates to this, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (VgKNm)

217 Cloward-Piven's people. CLOWARD. PIVEN!!!

Posted by: Glenn Beck! at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

218 When posting change pages to Army technical manuals we would use little plastic hole protectors to keep the pages fromtearing out. We called them "paper assholes".

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (vuDYB)

219 paper ass means no substance

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (N3JsI)

220 "Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 06:54 PM (2sCft) "

Doing an A/D schedule by hand? May as well chisel them into stone blocks.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (icI8A)

221 >>>Ace.....Hot Air is an absolute waste of the internet. Nothing but a bunch of establishment ass kissers. F them all.

not john sexton. he's a close friend. and he's good.

And jazz shaw is pretty good, even though he's on Jake Tapper's Spirit Squad.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (8rNrN)

222 Taylor Millard, alleged "libertarian" of Hot Air, called for Kelly Sadler's firing AND Jay McInerny's firing, because he's such a libertarian and loves so much free speech.

Ed Morrissey loudly gassed out that Sadler's private remark was a 'firing offense."

Oh, but suggest that a leftist should be fired, and they'll start lecturing you about the need to respect free speech.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM

Agreed. But why do you still link them on posts? No offense, but I wish you'd stop that. I am a guest in your house. But I beseech thee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (3c1uO)

223 >>Jackstraw, while you were in PR did you ever run into a guy named George from SC?

It isn't that small an island.

No,I was focused more on girls though.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

224 Everyone is happy when the town whore finds Jesus, but they don't invite her to teach Sunday School.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

225 ace " the most hated man in cuckservative cliques" of spades

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:05 PM (hMwEB)

226 Ace.....Hot Air is an absolute waste of the internet. Nothing but a bunch of establishment ass kissers. F them all.
Posted by: Mallamutt


Amazing how fast they could go from flying lever to rolling over on their back and auguring in.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:05 PM (RkYsP)

227 214 Of course, it could be that the conservatives who hate ace are just jealous because they don't have their own cookbook. I mean it could be. Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (oMtOd)

They could also be jealous because they don't have a bluebell. Which, I don't blame them.

Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 07:06 PM (iY22O)

228 Amazing how fast they could go from flying lever to rolling over on their back and auguring in.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:05 PM

Word!

Posted by: Soremy Daniels at May 18, 2018 07:06 PM (3c1uO)

229 --

I've been to Baltimore, Chicago, and DC*



* Somehow only every third or fourth block in DC relates to this, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman



I live and work here. DC isn't in either Chicago or Baltimore's neighborhood when it comes to street violence. It sucks in many many ways but not that one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 07:06 PM (u6uvE)

230 203 Ben Shapiro is a leader of the SJW Right.

Taylor Millard, alleged "libertarian" of Hot Air, called for Kelly Sadler's firing AND Jay McInerny's firing, because he's such a libertarian and loves so much free speech.

Ed Morrissey loudly gassed out that Sadler's private remark was a 'firing offense."

Oh, but suggest that a leftist should be fired, and they'll start lecturing you about the need to respect free speech.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:01 PM (8rNrN)

Michelle was Hot Air .. No? I always wondered how much money she sold HA for.. Smart and Very tough little cookie...

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (ICWiF)

231 >>>Agreed. But why do you still link them on posts? No offense, but I wish you'd stop that. I am a guest in your house. But I beseech thee.

I try not to, except for John and Jazz. I linked Morrissey today because there was a school shooting and I didn't feel like watching TV and writing down what they just said. I figured he'd do it. So I took 45 minutes off.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (8rNrN)

232 How freakin' long did it take for Beck to arrive here? Did he gradually move to Trump and then, bam, switch? Or did he hate MAGA yesterday and then, today, say that's it! I like MAGA?

'Cause if it was an instantaneous flip, then this is an economic put-on since Trump really is going to be with us a while.

Otherwise, like Ace said, he can ride in the caboose but apart from the real visionaries who saw true opportunity with Trump, now, years ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (H8S+R)

233 ace " the most hated man in cuckservative cliques" of spades
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

Wouldn't that make us "the most hated commenters in cuckservative cliques"?
Winning!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9Hjhc)

234 I don't see how he can be pro-Trump. Mormons are open borders, because that is the position decreed by the church hierarchy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

235 I made it home!!

What a sh!tstorm that was.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)

236 >>> Of course, it could be that the conservatives who hate ace are just jealous because they don't have their own cookbook. I mean it could be. Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (oMtOd)

hah. one of these days I'll pick it up!

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (8rNrN)

237 True story. When I moved to PR I flew out of Miami.

There were people on the plane with chickens in the overhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May



well, they carry them in the event that there is an in flight emergency and they have to make an emergency santa ria or voodoo sacrifice.

naturally, after they put on their emergency oxygen headdresses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

238 I like Hanoverian. Powdered wigs, gin shops, and saucy wenches galore.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
--------

Yes, but I get a Bentley.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (9tO1t)

239 ace " the most hated man in cuckservative cliques" of spades

??? What happened to 'America's Greatest Living Cultural Critic'?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

240 I linked Morrissey today because there was a school shooting and I didn't feel like watching TV and writing down what they just said.

That was one of the more self-indulgent song titles on his latest album.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (6FqZa)

241 ace " the most hated man in cuckservative cliques" of spades
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

Wouldn't that make us "the most hated commenters in cuckservative cliques"?
Winning!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9Hjhc)


If they think Ace is bad, they don't Read The Comments.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (953wK)

242 Yes, but I get a Bentley.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (9tO1t)


It's no Maybach...

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (y87Qq)

243 Yeah Ace I second Minnfidel. Stop linking to Hot Air. They're unworthy of your charity.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (4ErVI)

244 I got tired of Beck a few years back. Partly because of the over the top emotionalism and partly because of the so called comedy schtick routine that I thought was a waste of my time. if I want laughs I'll go watch Comedy Central or something like that. Resented having my time wasted.

In a similar vein I used to get annoyed by Rush when he'd do the Monday morning NFL analysis. If I wanted that I'd listen to fucking ESPN.

Still love Rush though.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (DK0L4)

245 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)
====================


Do you have any dents in your head?

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (lwiT4)

246 I live and work here. DC isn't in either Chicago or
Baltimore's neighborhood when it comes to street violence. It sucks in
many many ways but not that one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2018 07:06 PM (u6uvE)


---

That's good. It's been thirty years or so since I was in DC and not just passing through. NYC used to be pretty terrifying, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (VgKNm)

247 I try not to, except for John and Jazz. I linked Morrissey today because there was a school shooting and I didn't feel like watching TV and writing down what they just said. I figured he'd do it. So I took 45 minutes off.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM

I get it. I just hate when I am reading the HQ on my phone and I can't preview a URL and it ends up being Tepid Air. I just don't go there out of principle. Your house and all, so I understand.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (3c1uO)

248 And jazz shaw is pretty good, even though he's on Jake Tapper's Spirit Squad.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:04 PM (8rNrN)

++++

He's occasionally good. But, he is frequently less so.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (pvjTE)

249 Didn't he have to sell his private jet a few months back, along with the laying off of 20 or so Blaze employees? You know, the employees with those Cadillac health plans he so generously funded for them (and went on and on about), but are now out of jobs AND health plans.

I liked him in his early days at Fox, until the weepy shit and grandiose teasers/nothingburgers turned me permanently off.

Hopefully, all the canned employees got teddy bears though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (0ogQG)

250 JS, going to have to miss Mansfield. Camden weekend is in 2 weeks, though. I will watch Mansfield on nugs.tv,, though.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (PUmDY)

251 Hope he draws it all out on a chalkboard so my feeble mind can understand what the media has been up to.

Who did he support in the 2016 presidential election? I wanna see that on the chalkboard too.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (4bjXi)

252 Shh at the next GB rally I am going to have a salad bowl of Cheeto dust. Everyone needs to bless their face upon entry like holy water in a catholic church. When Glen looks out from the stage I think he will start drinking again..

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (ICWiF)

253 hah. one of these days I'll pick it up!

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (8rNrN)
--------

Ace, honestly if you can think of an intermediary I'd be happy to do whatever it takes. Can I mail it to someone at the Federalist for you?

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (oMtOd)

254 Wouldn't that make us "the most hated commenters in cuckservative cliques"?
Winning!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:07 PM

We could only hope!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (3c1uO)

255 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer. You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."
----
Easy. I knew I didn't trust the conservatives anymore about five years ago. But I wasn't sure of the reason for their damnable perfidy until I started coming here and realized it's all just about selling books and cruise tickets. They want nothing to change, cause It would hurt business. You exposed them as frauds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (UiRxW)

256 >>>If they think Ace is bad, they don't Read The Comments.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:09 PM (953wK)


LMAO!

Also kind of a bitter-sweet call back to Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (q177U)

257 Glenn Beck is a few fries short of a happy meal and I think he has been since he appeared on the scene.

My guess is he tried shopping his brand of crazy around to the left and they replied 'Sorry, but we have exceeded our quota, comrade!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (qnBaA)

258 I remember finding Ace way back in the day. Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

259 Shh at the next GB rally I am going to have a salad bowl of Cheeto dust. Everyone needs to bless their face upon entry like holy water in a catholic church. When Glen looks out from the stage I think he will start drinking again..
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:12 PM (3c1uO)

260 From the previous thread: "We don't put previous Presidents in jail."


No, but he can be turned into the shit midas that keeps on giving for the left.

What did he know and when did he know? Of course he knew. Even your criminal messiah knew of the illegal spying. Etc.

The left needs this government worship beaten out of them, or at least beaten down with it for at least a couple more cycles of big wins.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 18, 2018 07:12 PM (Dp6qK)

261 Glenn Beck: I'm Totally on the MAGA Train Now or Something

He musta took a look at his latest ratings.

IMHO Glenn Beck out-Ted Baxters Bill O'Reilly every day and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 07:12 PM (eMKNe)

262 I don't even know if they are still around.


Click down the blogroll in the Sidebar and see how many 404s you get.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

263 >>I figured he'd do it. So I took 45 minutes off.

Did you just admit to mail it in on us? I just assumed you lovingly crafted these posts, agonizing over them for hours, and then watched over us as we chatted.

After all these years.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

264 LDS think open borders will increase their membership rolls. They don't really care what effect this has on the rest of the country. Kind of like the Democrats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 07:13 PM (/qEW2)

265 235 I made it home!!

What a sh!tstorm that was.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)


My wife stood out in that nonsense for 20 minutes waiting to put a student on a school bus.
She did have an umbrella.
And 4 more working days until she retires.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2018 07:14 PM (7ukuU)

266 filbert: "If they think Ace is bad, they don't Read The Comments."

Sometimes it's so bad, I don't even read my own comments. On the plus side, it saves enormous amounts of time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 18, 2018 07:14 PM (H8S+R)

267 Kanye had his come to TGE moment, before Beck did, and at higher cost. That's gotta smart.

Beck is still suspect, but I will allow him to praise TGE's efforts, for now.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 18, 2018 07:14 PM (Dp6qK)

268 From the previous thread: "We don't put previous Presidents in jail."


No. But we CAN put treasonous asshole ex presidents in jail.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:14 PM (RkYsP)

269 Has anyone offered a "but first you will blow me" as part of Glenn ' s rejoining the fight?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (0EzN/)

270
Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?

The news media

Government agencies

Big corporations who use consultants

It's the very definition of a "public intellectual"

People with no skin in the game always get away with it

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (Yn43J)

271 I remember finding Ace way back in the day. Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM

I found Ace through AIR! I kind of forgot about it and haven't been there for years. Must have been my gateway drug!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (3c1uO)

272 258 I remember finding Ace way back in the day. Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

I am trying to remember, Ace was linked somewhere and I followed the link, but cannot remember where.

So many blogs are defunct now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (qnBaA)

273 If Glenn "The Recovering Genius" Beck had had his way in 2016, Hillary would've won the election.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (4bjXi)

274 I can't imagine having the options of casually buying quarter million dollar and up cars. I would lock up like a deer in headlights if I were given the opportunity once, and I know exactly what I would do. Lots of less expensive cars. Even modern-ish Aston Martins and Ferraris are attainable on the used market.

I'd probably just buy an entire stable of 70s-90s Astons. Especially the shooting brake one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (VgKNm)

275 Of course, it could be that the conservatives who hate ace are just
jealous because they don't have their own cookbook. I mean it could be.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (oMtOd)


You know who else has a cookbook? Liawatha with her Pow Wow Chow; you know, the one with Oklahoma land crab salad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (0ogQG)

276 I remember finding Ace way back in the day. Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)


I switched my primary blog allegiance from Free Republic to AoSHQ when the Freepers were going through a particularly intense Back To Jesus movement.

Haven't really looked back since, either. Although I do frequently step out with that hussy Instapundit blog thingie.

I don't read the comments there, though.

And I'm Conservative Treehouse-curious, although they seem to be mainly good for in-depth JackStrawing of the current mega-scandal.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (953wK)

277 We look to pundits to be almost always correct in their analyses.* But if they're right half of the time, and wrong half of the time, then they're worthless. We knew going in that the response to a given issue would "yea" or "nay," and someone batting .500 is not adding any value. It's much like the situation with scientists; we knew beforehand that AGW might or might not be happening. What we need is a clearcut resolution of the question, preferably without falsified or otherwise groomed (and, even more egregiously, secret) data.

*Paradoxically, someone who is almost always wrong is also valuable, as an anti-authority. Trump ought to run policy ideas past Jimmy Carter and shitcan the ones Carter thinks are good ideas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (jScj0)

278 234 I don't see how he can be pro-Trump. Mormons are open borders, because that is the position decreed by the church hierarchy. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 07:07

Not every Catholic is on board with everything the current pope does. Same with mormons and open borders. Utah went for Trump, not pantsuit or mcmiffin. And it didn't anoint Romney, utah's adopted son, a senate seat, he's going to have to fight for it. So obviously a few mormons want a big, beautiful wall and MAGA.

Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (KDSom)

279 >His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles." and I'm all right with that.

I cannot tell you how proud this makes me. Proud to have found your place & honored to read & comment here.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 18, 2018 07:16 PM (GzDYP)

280 Neither one are on the list Grump. Anti is still around I just googled it. Right Thinking is gone I think. Can't find it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

281 251 Hope he draws it all out on a chalkboard so my feeble mind can understand what the media has been up to.

Who did he support in the 2016 presidential election? I wanna see that on the chalkboard too.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 07:10 PM (4bjXi)

Yeah and Karl Rove picked up on the chalk (white board) board. Beck was a rabid Ted Cruz supporter like Soopermexican (SUX) at the Right Scoop..

Karl Rove...Open your mind...Open your mind.. https://tinyurl.com/y8an7zs5

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:16 PM (ICWiF)

282 Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

They're both still around.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 07:16 PM (b1bLJ)

283 " "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."
and I'm all right with that.
Posted by: ace

yeah, cuz you skewer them regularly as the CONservative Inc. that they are. congrats on that accolades, though that was probably not their intent.

They are not conserving America, they are for BigGov with them preaching to us about how to do BigGov "conservatively", while the globalists continue their assault on our freedom.

They are not in the war, except as turncoats, that mostly preferred crooked Hillary.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2018 07:17 PM (bT8Z4)

284 I am trying to remember, Ace was linked somewhere and I followed the link, but cannot remember where.

So many blogs are defunct now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Flopping Aces is still around.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:17 PM (RkYsP)

285 In a similar vein I used to get annoyed by Rush when he'd do the Monday
morning NFL analysis. If I wanted that I'd listen to fucking ESPN.


As a one time fan of the game and also a longtime Rush enthusiast, I used to look forward to his NFL takes. When the game went all SJW Shit Show and I stopped watching completely, not so much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:17 PM (Tyii7)

286 Yep, got here from Hot Air. I wasn't quite sure what I had found. One of the first comments I read was from Mary Cloggenstein. I asked if she was for real and then Sven chimed in. Quite the introduction.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2018 07:17 PM (N3JsI)

287 About a year ago or more I met some midlevel conservatism, Inc. writer.
You'd know his name. Someone introduced me as "Ace" and he was
surprised. His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in
conservative circles."


Which makes me love you all the more. Come to think of it I've been here since he who shall not be named banned me back in '08 and have just now (since the NeverTrump idiocy started) come to realize that I stopped being a standard NR conservative even back then. I'm sure I sensed that they were a worthless bunch of white paper writers and nothing more. I knew even then that to combat the Left we needed to start getting into their goddamned faces. Which those pantywaists will never do because it might muss up their hair.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (DK0L4)

288 Ace and Weasel Zippers are about the only 2 I follow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (dUJdY)

289 280 Neither one are on the list Grump. Anti is still around I just googled it. Right Thinking is gone I think. Can't find it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

I think this is it:

http://www.briansussman.com

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (b1bLJ)

290 You know who else has a cookbook? Liawatha with her Pow Wow Chow; you know, the one with Oklahoma land crab salad.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (0ogQG)
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Piffle. Our recipes are much better, and so are our titles. Some of them could even be printed on a family-friendly blog.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (oMtOd)

291 258 I remember finding Ace way back in the day. Two blogs I followed a lot were Anti idiotarian Rotweiller and Right Thinking from the Left Coast. One of them linked to Ace and I've been here ever since. I don't even know if they are still around.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)


The guy from Right Thinking died. The blog might still be there but it went downhill long ago and the blogger went LGF before LGF did. Full anti-Bush and was living in China talking about how great it was and you totally had free speech there. He was challenged on it and came up with a bull shit example to prove it. Someone suggest if it was so free then he should wear some anti-communist shirt or something and his response was that they should then go wear a shirt calling for the assassination of the president, so see its not free in the US!

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (lKs2v)

292 I think I found ace through hillbuzz, can't recall with certainty though....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kufk0)

293 Ha! Rickb.. I did follow him for awhile. Forgot about about him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

294 ....the guy wants a job as FBI informant inside Trump's hotels.. What an AHOLE!

Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at May 18, 2018 07:19 PM (NDRcc)

295 >>273
If Glenn "The Recovering Genius" Beck had had his way in 2016, Hillary would've won the election.

There really is no way to walk that back Glenn. Sorry, you chose poorly. Start drinking again, it may ease your pain.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 07:19 PM (r9UYA)

296 In the rear with Glenn. F*cked again.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 18, 2018 07:19 PM (a1s18)

297 I think I found ace through hillbuzz, can't recall with certainty though....
Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kufk0)


Ah, Hillbuzz. That was truly entertaining.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:19 PM (953wK)

298 I actually arrived here via Hot Air lol.

That was a long time ago. Before Obama.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

299 And 4 more working days until she retires.
Posted by: jwb7605
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When you're that short, it's a good time to become very cautious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (5OO3x)

300 Buzzion, yes I remember there was a lot of in-fighting and it went downhill. I didn't know he went all LGF though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (dUJdY)

301 Who's Glenn Beck?

Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (JXh4Y)

302 Start drinking again, it may ease your pain.

Posted by: Under Fire

Always good advice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (9Hjhc)

303 Tomi Lahren is a young MeAgain Kelly with the exact same pros and cons.

We saw how that works out. Just enjoy when she makes your eye balls happy and be ready for the sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (rNGKx)

304 Who's Glenn Beck?
----
A Mormon not a moron

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 07:22 PM (kufk0)

305 found Ace through AIR! I kind of forgot about it and haven't been there for years. Must have been my gateway drug!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (3c1uO)

I found ace through Dirty Harry's place. Glad that John Nolte has a steady Breitbart gig, but I miss the constant movie stuff. He hardly ever does reviews any more. But his Black Panther = Trump review was hilariously trolltastic.

Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 07:22 PM (KDSom)

306 276
Although I do frequently step out with that hussy Instapundit blog thingie.

I don't read the comments there, though.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:15 PM (953wK)


I read and comment there sometimes. I recognize a few other Morons in the comments.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

307 And 4 more working days until she retires.
Posted by: jwb7605
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When you're that short, it's a good time to become very cautious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


When you're that short, that's when you drop the vacation hammer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (RkYsP)

308 There was another one I went on just to stir up shit. Guy was a real left wing shit head. Can't remember the name of it now. I googled it about 2 years ago and it was still sitting there with the last comment from like 5 years ago! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

309 Soros sent somebody to threaten him while he was having lunch/dinner at a restaurant when he was exposing all the international commie stuff on Fox. He was never the same after that.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (2yfcr)

310 I still wish Trump and Carly would have gotten along. She was brutal with reporters. Left every single one of them looking like a fool while exposing their bias.

I guess there was a reason for the kerfuffle. If so, she had me fooled. I liked her and what she had to say. But I only knew her from what she said and how ferociously she was attacked. Flak target something something.

Speaking of Carly, where did she end up?



Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (4bjXi)

311 Ace this place helps keep me sane when it comes to Politics, News and Entertainment. Love the humor of the comments and I learn more from the comments than I do from most news sources.

Also I am happy to see Jawbreakers go over 300 grand on Indi Go Go. And it has all the SJW going insane and introducing me to Uncle Ethan and his hatred for Star Wars and his take/obsession on TICO which is getting so funny.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (dKiJG)

312 I am trying to remember, Ace was linked somewhere and I followed the link, but cannot remember where.

Like a few others here, I was a refugee from the calamitous meltdown at smoldering green turds. Someone there linked to here and was probably summarily bid adieu. Followed the link and have been here ever since.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

313 299 And 4 more working days until she retires.
Posted by: jwb7605
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When you're that short, it's a good time to become very cautious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (5OO3x)


She'll be fine.
She's retiring from 30 years as a 'para professional' with special needs kids (4th, 5th, 6th graders).
She's also on the substitute list for 2 schools in the area next year.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2018 07:24 PM (7ukuU)

314 236 >>> Of course, it could be that the conservatives who hate ace are just jealous because they don't have their own cookbook. I mean it could be.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (oMtOd)

hah. one of these days I'll pick it up!

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:08 PM (8rNrN)

Since you only eat once every 5 days, it'll last you a lifetime!...well, except for the carby recipes.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (Enq6K)

315 Tomi Lahren is a young MeAgain Kelly with the exact same pros and cons.

We saw how that works out. Just enjoy when she makes your eye balls happy and be ready for the sudden but inevitable betrayal.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 07:21 PM (rNGKx)

MeAgain was a lawyer at some point I believe. Tomi is a Vegas hottie and that's it.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (2yfcr)

316 I can't quite remember how I arrived in the Moronosphere. I'm sure it was a link from somewhere else. I remember it was around the time of the Paul Anka band beat down episode. That was being referenced in the comments, and I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Glad to have found this little slice of.... heaven? Well, island of sanity at least.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (2sCft)

317 I am trying to remember, Ace was linked somewhere and I followed the link, but cannot remember where.

So many blogs are defunct now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I came in from the duffle blog or some other milblog, can't remember the name, and the author there used to be a COB or commenter here (Jimbo or something).

Anyway, I remember laughing my ass off for days. I owe Ace quite a bit, tried to the Amazon affiliate, when it was a thing, but I don't do PayPal. If I ever meet they, I will have to shove a Cleveland in they's furry paw.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (Dp6qK)

318
You can sit in one of those cars near the back where the peasants have their chickens aboard as luggage.





Fuck you, furball. YOU take that whiney fake in your treehouse, I've already got people dorking me in the cloaca.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (eXA4G)

319 Ace is the place with the helpful moron folks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (3c1uO)

320 From the times I've listened, he plants his flag as Captain Middle Ground, can't we all get along. critical of the extremists on both sides.

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (CDETr)

321 Like a few others here, I was a refugee from the calamitous meltdown at smoldering green turds. Someone there linked to here and was probably summarily bid adieu. Followed the link and have been here ever since.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


*shifty eyes*

Slowly raises hand

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (RkYsP)

322 Love the humor of the comments and I learn more from the comments than I do from most news sources.

Yep, same here. Some pretty damn smart people hang out here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

323 286 Yep, got here from Hot Air. I wasn't quite sure what I had found. One of the first comments I read was from Mary Cloggenstein. I asked if she was for real and then Sven chimed in. Quite the introduction.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2018 07:17 PM (N3JsI)

First post I read through the comments on was something about Biden saying something heretical about abortion. So I quickly see comments like Biden's family just got a package with a dead fish wrapped in hair plugs and BREAKING: Delaware Senator missing.

My girlfriend got really pissed later on that night because I kept laughing out loud from remembering the comments when we were trying to fall asleep.

Been here ever since.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

324 Hillary emails! Hilllary emails!

Trumpsters, where are you? Come out and play! I've got some goodies for you!

Come get your Hillary emails! Tasty, fresh Hillary emails!

All free, just for you today!

Posted by: Mysterious Foreign Professor at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (DuAZ5)

325 I love Tomi's energy and zeal, but she needs about 5 years of some kind of real world in the trenches experience, then five years growing on air capabilities ... she'll be great in ten years. Giving her some exposure in the meantime is good ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (bT8Z4)

326 All the morons sit at the back of the bus where the chickens are. duh

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (QgFG+)

327 312 I am trying to remember, Ace was linked somewhere and I followed the link, but cannot remember where.

Like a few others here, I was a refugee from the calamitous meltdown at smoldering green turds. Someone there linked to here and was probably summarily bid adieu. Followed the link and have been here ever since.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)


Same here.
Also checked it out from Swift Boat Veterans site.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (7ukuU)

328 She'll be fine.
Posted by: jwb7605

That's what they all say, but then on their last shift, they get sent out with the rookie that everybody says is crazy...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (9Hjhc)

329 >>>Speaking of Carly, where did she end up?



Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM (4bjXi)
_______
Do they have outpatient clinics for resting bitch face?

Maybe look there.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 07:26 PM (rNGKx)

330 Ace is the place with the helpful moron folks.
Posted by: Minnfidel



The breadth and depth of knowledge here is truly frightening at times.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (RkYsP)

331 >>>Did you just admit to mail it in on us?

yeah. There's not much to cover on these things. And one knows the script of what the left's going to say.

One also knows there are going to be early reports of multiple shooters which will 95% turn out false, claims of "tactical vests" and "AR-style weapons" which will turn out false, etc.

I figured someone else was already doing this shit and I just didn't feel like duplicating it.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (8rNrN)

332 I clicked on a link at cooling gas to find this hive of villainy

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (CDETr)

333 When you're that short, that's when you drop the vacation hammer.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:23 PM

Helllloo, boss. cough, cough, cough, cough...

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (3c1uO)

334 One day I'd like to hear from those, like Ace, that knew Eeyorepundit in the pre-HotAir days, whether was was ever a conservative, or just faked it for the money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

335 I read HA for a while but I missed the 45 minute window when account registration was open and anyway I didn't have the $200 application fee or notarized letters of recommendation and none of the loaner sportcoats in the coat check fit me so I wasn't able to join that august coterie of notables in their exclusive posting club. So, I came here to share my terrible wrong opinions.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (y87Qq)

336 Morons at the back of the bus? Tell me it ain't so!

Posted by: The Chicken at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM (QgFG+)

337 he could have had John Waynes attitude towards JFK when he "defeated" Nixon-" I didn't vote for him but he's my President"

Posted by: avi at May 18, 2018 07:28 PM (Gcl/7)

338 Tomi Lahren was at a live event last night at the Keswick theater in Glenside Pa, there was a protest and take it she tried to reason with them in person. The theater was vandalized last night.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 07:29 PM (aC6Sd)

339 I saw an Ace Twitter comment at Twitchy. Decided to take a look. It was like touching the Tar-Baby.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:29 PM (5OO3x)

340 Glen Beck out of touch, out of money and out of town
Go chair an AA meeting Glen they need you.

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:29 PM (ICWiF)

341 I believe Ted Cruzs conversion to getting on the Trump train. Becks conversion is about as authentic as Stormys boobs.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 18, 2018 07:29 PM (7n3kj)

342 Followed the link and have been here ever since.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)
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I'm glad you are. You always make me laugh.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM (oMtOd)

343 I linked here from Hot Gas. That place is a shithole now. Good Lord.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM (89T5c)

344 Hot Air was cutting edge when Michelle Malkin owned it..

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM (ICWiF)

345 Ace is the place with the helpful moron folks.
Posted by: Minnfidel



The breadth and depth of knowledge here is truly frightening at times.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:27 PM

I can't get that jingle out of my head now! BTW, before the SJW days. The jingle, was. "Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man". GAAASPP! They said man! So of curse they caved and changed it to folks because mansplaining or war on womynz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM (3c1uO)

346 I came here via Hot Air, also.

HA is catnip that your brother's friend sold to you as weed. AoS is black tar heroin.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM (icI8A)

347 Hot Air was cutting edge when Michelle Malkin owned it..
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM

Yea and it went to absolute shit when she left.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM (3c1uO)

348 I'm so old I think I started on LGF. Blackfive way back. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM (RuIsu)

349 343 I linked here from Hot Gas. That place is a shithole now. Good Lord.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2018 07:30 PM (89T5c)
notice how that since they switched to facebook, few people post

Posted by: avi at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM (Gcl/7)

350 Chuckles kicked me to the curb. A few days before he had said something mean about Ace. So I figured Ace must be pretty good.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

351 When Hot Air shut down the comments it became shit, if you're afraid of your readers it's over.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (dKiJG)

352 Anyone remember Velociman or Acidman....

Good times.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (EoRCO)

353 I'm so old I think I started on LGF. Blackfive way back. Not so much anymore.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM

Is Blackfive still around?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (3c1uO)

354 Not to make this a hug-fest, but I really do love the knowledge and humor on this site.

Even if I recall one Saturday morning thread where a lurking 'ette said they like the website but never commented here because the Horde was kinda gross and pervy. Hurt my feelings, that did.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (2sCft)

355 338 Tomi Lahren was at a live event last night at the Keswick theater in Glenside Pa, there was a protest and take it she tried to reason with them in person. The theater was vandalized last night.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 07:29 PM (aC6Sd)


I'm sorry to hear that. The Keswick is a very nice small concert venue. I've been there a number of times over the years.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

356 I'm glad you are. You always make me laugh.

Not to get all mushy or anything but right back at ya, in both regards.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

357 I read HA for a while but I missed the 45 minute window when account registration was open


I caught the last open registration before they went nuts and changed to their new commenting style.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (RkYsP)

358 They said man! So of curse they caved and changed it to folks because mansplaining or war on womynz.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Too little, too late. All your popcorn belongs to us!

Posted by: California at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (cp1if)

359 Blackfive way back. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 07:31 PM (RuIsu)

Yes! Blackfive is where I came across an AoSHQ link, and I think it was Uncle Jimbo who was cob/commenter here at the time.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Dp6qK)

360 Even if I recall one Saturday morning thread where a lurking 'ette said they like the website but never commented here because the Horde was kinda gross and pervy. Hurt my feelings, that did.
Posted by: SteveOReno

The truth can hurt sometimes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (9Hjhc)

361 Chuckles kicked me to the curb. A few days before he had said something mean about Ace. So I figured Ace must be pretty good.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 07:32

Sharmuta!!!! Please escort Grammie off the premises'! God I don't miss that mattress stain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (3c1uO)

362 That's the third time in this thread I've seen the name posted, and I just realized:
- People are posting about "Tomi Lahren", not Tom Lehrer
- I have no earthly idea who Tomi Lahren is
- I need to clean my glasses
- I haven't listened to Tom Lehrer in forever

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (y87Qq)

363 >>Not to get all mushy or anything but right back at ya, in both regards.

Get a room.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (/tuJf)

364 well, buying hot air without michelle malkin is essentially buying a logo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)

365 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Ymy4N)

366 I remember my first comment, it was about dogs. BC was mean to me. I've come to forgive him and even listen to ATC's podcast...
Actually it's scary to post for the first time. You don't know if someone will be mean, snarky, or just ignore you. I'm use to it now and have even been to 2 meet ups.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 07:34 PM (kufk0)

367 Careful, BFD, or everyone is going to figure out that you're my husband.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:34 PM (oMtOd)

368 In the day I would go to Democrat Underground and write a long comments that started out all rah rah I'm a lefty then devolve into conservative principled arguments about the post. What a hoot. pissed those batshits right off lmao

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:34 PM (ICWiF)

369 His first words were, "Oh, you're the most hated man in conservative circles."

and I'm all right with that.

Posted by: ace

MSNBC types would kill for that moniker. High praise indeed.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (vgwv+)

370 Joe Rogan and Alex Jones have been friends for over 15 years.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (2yfcr)

371 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Mostly from people who supported other candidates. Odd that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

372 >>>MeAgain was a lawyer at some point I believe. Tomi is a Vegas hottie and that's it.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:25 PM (2yfcr)
_______
Yes, they have had different career paths. And MeAgain probably has a higher IQ.

But they have the same motivations and drives. They want to be famous and they have probably been the hottest girl in the room for most of their lives.

Tomi preaches about traditional sex roles and anti-feminism. Is she a stay at home mom with 5 kids? Nope. She's a serial monogamous TV star

It's cool if she wants to be thag. It's cool to be a TV star, or a plumber or a stay at hom home mom or an Engineer or have a sweet blog like AoSHQ. That's all great. But I don't believe for a second that Tomi actually believes the stuff she preaches. She says what gets her what she wants, and she wants attention.

That's said, she is of course miles ahead of MS-13 NBC girls like Krystal Ball and the like.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (rNGKx)

373 I just took a quick look at Blackfive, not what it used to be, but what is.
As I remember B5 was good for hot info from the combat zones. Or was it Cambot zones.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (RuIsu)

374 Actually it's scary to post for the first time.
==================


It is. I lurked for months before opening up my typing fingers.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

375 Too little, too late. All your popcorn belongs to us!
Posted by: California at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM

I saw that. SMH, is there nothing these do gooders won't stop? Oooh popcorn in a hardware store! Can't have that without special sinks, a health permit etc. etc. STFU. It's hardware store popcorn for F's sake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (3c1uO)

376 Nood.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (vWMNq)

377 One of these days ya'll will have a meet up I can actually attend. Sure would love to meet some of you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

378 One day I'd like to hear from those, like Ace, that knew Eeyorepundit in the pre-HotAir days, whether was was ever a conservative, or just faked it for the money.
====

His old blog was pretty funny. I don't know if he was a conservative, but he used to spend more energy poking fun at Howard Dean, and Kerry, and our mostly peaceful friends from the middle east.

(That must've been 14 or 15 years ago.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (10LGw)

379
From the times I've listened, he plants his flag as Captain Middle Ground, can't we all get along. critical of the extremists on both sides.
Posted by: A dude in MI


Q: Can't we all get along?
A: No

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

380 371 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Mostly from people who supported other candidates. Odd that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
+++++
Probably most of us did start out supporting someone else. I was late to the Trump train too. But I'm a happy passenger now.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (2sCft)

381 It is. I lurked for months before opening up my typing fingers.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
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Months? You're far braver than I. I lurked for years. Many.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (oMtOd)

382 I got here by seeing this site referenced by bicycle boy. I was never purged but came here of my own free will and never looked back.

Thank You, Ace. Know that a whole lot of folks toast you on a day in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (y/p6V)

383 >>>podcast

i hated the one he was on.
snobby

Posted by: concrete girl at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (TNEdO)

384 Paper ass! I am totes stealing that shit and putting it in my book somehow, even if it needs a shoehorn and lots of lube to get squeezed it. I laughed so hard! Thank you, chavez the hugo. =) =*

Since we're doing 12 Step here or something and have to admit grievous sins, I too used to watch the douche train known as Glenn Beck for a little while when he was on Fox, and whilst on a long car trip I came across his show just around election time, and he made me crazy. That's the last time, and now I've been clean and free of Beck for a while now and have no desire to go back.
See little Glenn on the platform crying as the gravy train leaves the station? Oh boo hoo! You picked poorly.

Basically I come here and other than that I am a blog recluse. =|

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 18, 2018 07:38 PM (Gim9y)

385 One of these days ya'll will have a meet up I can actually attend. Sure would love to meet some of you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (dUJdY)


Yes, this. I keep waiting for one to be scheduled in my living room or on the back porch but it never happens

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:38 PM (y87Qq)

386 Im not a fan of this intellectual dark web who are the new edgy conservatives or right wing. They literally formed themselves. And they are to the left of Jeb.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (2yfcr)

387
Can't remember who linked Teh Ewok to bring me here, I suspect it was someone at Blackfive way back in the day. If memory serves, I started saying dumb shit in the comments around 2003-4 or so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (eXA4G)

388 Get a room.

I'm not brave enough to face that shiv. I've heard that you never even see it coming.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

389 WOW about six months after I caught up to AOS I witnessed the biggest ONLINE FLAME WAR IN INTERNET HISTORY between Ace and the name that shall not be mentioned ha ha . Ace used to shred that dude. What was his nick. Super Glutes or something but holy crap.. ha ha

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (ICWiF)

390 Anyone remember Plumbbob Blog? It seemed to have a small following (comments in the tens!), but the guy had good arguments. His commentors, sometimes less so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (qnBaA)

391 365 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Ymy4N)

Sure was. Ace himself got a bit grouchy at some of the pro-Trump comments.

Ace caved shortly after the Michelle Fields assassination attempt if I remember correctly.

But hey that's what happens during primaries. You plug your guy and hope for the best. If it doesn't happen, you decide if you can support who comes out on top. Mostly people go along. I mean I held my nose and voted for McCain (only the idea of Palin made it palatable and even then barely) and vomited in the bushes outside the polling place for Romney, but I voted for them. Of course when we actually got a fighter, the cucks cucked and are still shitting all over him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

392 216 I've seen worse in Africa and the Middle East. I think you can tell a
lot about where a people are along the modernity scale by watching how
they act in public.


--

I've been to Baltimore, Chicago, and DC*



* Somehow only every third or fourth block in DC relates to this, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 07:03 PM (VgKNm)

It's also in the stage of gentrification wherein block x is fine but block y is iffy and block z is no. Just no.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (1FhAQ)

393 389 WOW about six months after I caught up to AOS I witnessed the biggest ONLINE FLAME WAR IN INTERNET HISTORY between Ace and the name that shall not be mentioned ha ha . Ace used to shred that dude. What was his nick. Super Glutes or something but holy crap.. ha ha

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (ICWiF)

Andrew "Power Glutes" Sullivan. It came from an ad Sullivan posted on a gay dating site or something similar. The phrase milky loads got tossed around (heh) as well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

394 371 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Mostly from people who supported other candidates. Odd that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

A sign of a healthy democracy No?

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (ICWiF)

395 I also only learned of Beck after seeing him on Fox. I heard the 2010 gloatfest, and that was fun, but then he got teh crazies, and all the radio stations around me that carried him dropped him.

I found Ace thanks to a link from Allahpundit, way back in the early days of the WoT, before AP drank the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Iblis at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (OXWT4)

396 371 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Mostly from people who supported other candidates. Odd that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

It was considerably stronger than that. Ridicule is closer . I don't know how to find the historical comments but I'm sure someone could dig them up. It would be an interesting trip back. I don't really care as long as they're behind him now.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (Ymy4N)

397 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

Oh yeah that guy ha ha


What a maroon..
-----Bugs Bunny

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (ICWiF)

398 He just wants to make Glenn Beck great again.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (ZuGkg)

399 391 365 Kinda remember that a good bit of AOS comments were anti Trump during the primaries.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Ymy4N)

Sure was. Ace himself got a bit grouchy at some of the pro-Trump comments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

I remember the ridicule was pretty strong, so much so that I just didn't come here for a while. And for backing other candidates, pleeeze. It was quite obvious that Trump was gonna win from early on. No one came close.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:49 PM (Ymy4N)

400 I've been checking in on smalldeadanimals forever.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

401 >>>344 Hot Air was cutting edge when Michelle Malkin owned it..

remember the skits?

Posted by: concrete girl at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (TNEdO)

402 just wants to make Glenn Beck great again.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (ZuGkg)

He wants to increase value to The Blaze before he sells it to the billionaires buying it for lil Scrappy Shapiro. Then he will reinvent himself as a MAGA nationalist and start trying to rebuild his career.

Thing is with Trump, people are sick and tired of the liars, experts, and pundits getting everything wrong and being rewarded for it.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (2yfcr)

403 I remember the ridicule was pretty strong, so much so that I just didn't come here for a while. And for backing other candidates, pleeeze. It was quite obvious that Trump was gonna win from early on. No one came close.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:49 PM (Ymy4N)


Yep. I was early on the Trump train for one reason: I thought the other candidates were non-hackers, and would get eaten alive by the Reds and the MSM. Trump was the only one I thought had a chance to beat them. I just hoped every day that he wouldn't embarrass me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (jScj0)

404 Mr. Beck has been sniffing his own farts for so long when he gets a breath of fresh air it's like a rapture!

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (J7XgW)

405 Highlight of the campaign? When Beck was holding a rally for Ted Cruz in a Vegas Hotel on primary election day. Trumps walks right into the room as Beck is talking and ...
... the whole room swarms Trump and Beck is left sputtering into silence on stage, mike drooping down in his hand, as he watches Trump suck his audience away. Beck was a sad, beaten puppy in the course of 20 seconds!

Man, I never saw a candidate so bold to risk a move like that, and Trump proved once again why he was the only one ready, willing and able to take it to Hilary.

Posted by: Puzzled Dolphin at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (1gy+e)

406 Heard Beck on NPR some time ago.

Will not trust the man ever.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (vgwv+)

407 Much to your collective detriment, I found this place via Hot Air several years ago and never looked back. Sorry!

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vX75W)

408 Mallkin's original blog had Ace linked in the sidebar. That's how I found this place so many years ago.

Posted by: Bosk at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fjMEv)

409 Trump turned out to be political Luminol...Beck is the spuz that was always hiding on the motel bedspread...

Posted by: Hate me now or later... at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (7DG+y)

410 Man, I never saw a candidate so bold to risk a move like that, and Trump proved once again why he was the only one ready, willing and able to take it to Hilary.
Posted by: Puzzled Dolphin at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (1gy+e)


Wow. What balls. What confidence.

And what an accurate read on people, and how they will react.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (jScj0)

411 I think Rachel Lucas linked Ace's blog in order to get rid of me.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 08:43 PM (4bjXi)

412 I don't really care as long as they're behind him now.


In fairness, I really don't care whether you care or not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

413 Ace ain't a real Conservative, he always admits. And I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jj+59)

414 I abandoned Glenn after his disturbing emotional crap on the border which did nothing but get border control hawks slammed as heartless and encourage South Americans to send their children North to be raped and murdered along the journey.

https://bit.ly/1PFUf16

And who can forget his vomit inducing "reach out" to the Communist left such as Samantha Bee *barf*

https://bit.ly/2GuWhDS

Posted by: TriggerWarning at May 18, 2018 09:36 PM (YRXy3)

415 "Conservative" has ultimately come to mean exactly what liberals have always said it means... preserving the status quo, along with your own little corner of the marketplace, and keeping any upstarts from taking what you view as yours by some sort of birthright.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 18, 2018 09:36 PM (wSC8T)

416 About ten years ago I published my tenth novel, set in 2035, after a civil war left the us split between muslim republic in north and bible belt in south. USA lost because of failure of purpose, lack of spiritual strength etc. - this was pre-snowflakes. Book made the NY Times best seller list. My publisher, who also published Beck, asked him if he wanted to interview me on his radio show*. Vince Flynn had been on Beck's show and raved about the book. Beck's "people" told my editor he'd be happy to have me on to talk about my book... after I wrote an article for Beck's magazine. For free, or course. quid pro quo, motherfucker. I passed. Guy's a total whore, whether he's riding high or headed for the gutter.

Posted by: Robert Jenks at May 18, 2018 09:38 PM (VbLoi)

417 I got here from Right Wing News back in the day when John Hawkins was writing for it. Realized quickly that this was my political home on the net. Only thing that got me through 2012 without going insane was the HQ.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 18, 2018 09:57 PM (8aO2d)

418 Glenn Beck's problem is he thinks he can get along. Despite all the evidence to the contrary - the left hates the right and you can not change that with a smile and a sit down.

Samantha Bee makes fun of Glenn Beck behind his back every day of the year. I'm not saying you have to hate her, but don't give her a platform and don't be a punching bag.

Posted by: Reality Man at May 18, 2018 09:57 PM (Ch0fq)

419 Protonary , Rickl (I think), and I forget who else, but only a few of us here, were early Trump supporters and it worked out (I think Proto/Rick admonished me/us to lighten up on the jerkiness, and it was good advice). So lots of forgiveness for late-to-the-gameness, obviously.

But that doesn't go for assholes like Beck or Shapiro or Benson or whoever trying to slither back into the tent two years after the election, hoping the coup would materialize. Fuck those types most of all. There's no apology from them that is real, not that a real one would be accepted.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2018 12:23 AM (nFNY1)

420 That anti Trump money must be lower than expected...

Posted by: me at May 19, 2018 12:59 AM (oZM/7)

421 I don't care if Beck is sincere. He has followers, so welcome back.

Posted by: Ron Stanford at May 19, 2018 03:27 AM (/R4ru)

422 Beck's a huckster who's trying to claw his way back to relevance and recoup the financial hits his fat ass has taken. Believe nothing he says.

Posted by: Born Free at May 19, 2018 11:51 AM (ooJUc)

423 AoS should broadcast a weekly pundit panel podcast featuring Ace, Glenn Beck, Dick Morris, and Mike Huckabee.

Because Ace would enjoy that.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 19, 2018 12:12 PM (Astxw)

424 The guy has always come across as psychologically not right and unstable.

Posted by: Random Thought Generator at May 19, 2018 01:32 PM (iOKfQ)

425 "Who consults an expert known for getting big things completely wrong?"

Hey now!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 19, 2018 01:55 PM (jWe5r)

426 He says he won't formally endorse Trump because every time he does endorse somebody its the kiss of death. LOL

Posted by: Andshesaidthis1 at May 20, 2018 06:52 AM (KbQIV)

427 I used to listen to him until he started crying all the time.
I guess I relate to more stoic personalities that can hold their shit together.

Posted by: gobagoo at May 20, 2018 07:09 AM (2Ia/C)

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