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Mid-Morning Open Thread
George Frederick Watts
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mordineus at May 18, 2018 09:22 AM (HJEdL)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 18, 2018 09:22 AM (xKWpZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 09:22 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 18, 2018 09:22 AM (xKWpZ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 09:23 AM (0+nbW)
H.R. Giger?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Three figures form the start of an orgy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:23 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 18, 2018 09:24 AM (se7Gm)
Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2018 09:24 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2018 09:24 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2018 09:24 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:24 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Miklos, normally bearing his own cup at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Downlow Calrissian at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (RkYsP)
He was a shepherd, so in this case it might be border collies.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)
Her physical position relative to him seems impossible. Does that make her the Angel of Death?
His dog stuck with him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (se7Gm)
Posted by: Miklos, who worked there at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (Boy/L)
The painting is swirly and rippled
With a color scheme splotchy and stippled
But what a surprise
When right 'fore my eyes
Eureka! Out popped a nipple!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (OExSh)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (mQ0Mc)
He's in a permanent torpor, she's the moon Goddess.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (rBnYq)
Endymion has the biggest Mardi Gras party, by the way. They use the whole damn Superdome.
Posted by: Miklos, who worked there at May 18, 2018 09:26 AM (zCyNd)
Should've named that painting the morning after Endymion.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (OExSh)
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Married couple. Best he's going to get.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Beavis at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (se7Gm)
Pretty sure that's rape!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 09:29 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 18, 2018 09:27 AM (vg8iE)
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Yep.
Aptly named as women will suck the life out of you.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2018 09:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM (xfb67)
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No. Did you get into those wild mushrooms with brown sugar from the previous thread?
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 09:29 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Miklos, in the really cool costume at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (fuK7c)
I didn't. I used to use "Endymion" as my handle for online stuff around 10 or so years ago, so I'm familiar enough to give an overly-simplified description.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (se7Gm)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2018 09:30 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (07kYH)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)
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Moonosexual. Kinky.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (7HtZB)
Oh.
*doffs cap*
Angel of Death wasn't an awful guess, btw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (fuK7c)
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Educated people....harumpf!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2018 09:32 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2018 09:32 AM (xInes)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at May 18, 2018 09:32 AM (artIV)
I thought of Blake too. It also looks like a Henry Fuseli. But Google-fu says it's Symbolist.
Posted by: Kris at May 18, 2018 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
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When I grow up I want to be an astronomer!
Or a shepherd!
Posted by: greek kid long ago at May 18, 2018 09:32 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 18, 2018 09:33 AM (se7Gm)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 09:33 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 09:33 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 09:34 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 09:34 AM (hMwEB)
Or a shepherd!
Posted by: greek kid long ago
=
I want to be a god !
Posted by: greek kid (from long ago)with ambition and drive at May 18, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (wdmm9)
Ok. Let's get this started, ok, ok? I wanna get a pichur, I wanna picher of the two of us, ok? Right over here. Stand right here and I'll get behind you like this, see? Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Right there.
Righhht...therrrre...oh. Ohhhh, yeah...her HAIR smells like HEAVEN...hhhhoooohhhh....
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2018 09:35 AM (ln5wD)
Posted by: greek kid (from long ago)with ambition and drive at May 18, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)
Feeling a bit entitled?
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: greek kid (from long ago)with ambition and drive at May 18, 2018 09:34 AM (bUjCl)
Endymion got to be in a god, so that counts...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 09:36 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: dagny at May 18, 2018 09:37 AM (+xe3a)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 18, 2018 09:37 AM (se7Gm)
Pity...
Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 18, 2018 09:38 AM (ln5wD)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)
reaching for the moon !
Posted by: greek kid (from long ago)with ambition and drive at May 18, 2018 09:38 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at May 18, 2018 09:39 AM (bUjCl)
There is so much that I still don't know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Endymion at May 18, 2018 09:39 AM (se7Gm)
WASHINGTON - Heads are shaking while others cheer after a failed publicity stunt led to the Navy's next Zumwalt-class destroyer being named the USS Tig Ol Bitties, sources confirmed today.
The Navy earlier this year had allowed active duty Sailors and Marines to vote on the name for its new $4-billion dollar stealth attack ship, all in an effort to boost force morale and social media presence.
https://bit.ly/2k8Uko1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Democrats are losing their minds (such as they are) over Trump's MS-13 comment because it's an attack on their core constituency.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 09:40 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 09:40 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 09:41 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2018 09:41 AM (xbDq7)
Shepherd. He's not wearing clothes.
No clothes - less the sheep hear.
Reason why Scots wear kilts.
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile off.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:42 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Hillary of I Couldda Been a Contender! at May 18, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
I'M READY FOR WAR!!
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at May 18, 2018 09:43 AM (se7Gm)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2018 09:43 AM (Hb/ve)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:42 AM (RkYsP)
Voice of experience?
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2018 09:43 AM (0+nbW)
Muhammad said he had a plan! (I guess not!)
A Hindu god is an old cow!
You could be a god if you knew how!
Posted by: Audio Adrenaline at May 18, 2018 09:43 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2018 09:44 AM (xbDq7)
Posted by: Hillary
Actually, nuts & a penis kept you from being a god.
Competency kept you from being a goddess.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:44 AM (RkYsP)
Pretty sure that's rape!
...
I hear Melissa Etheridge in the background
Posted by: FrodoB at May 18, 2018 09:44 AM (fcBe5)
Better than Boaty McBoatface.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36064659
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:44 AM (V2Yro)
They are reflexively anti-Trump and thus easy to troll. All he has to do is say something that normal people agree with and only a weird Lefty would disagree with and bang! you have Democrats decrying insults directed towards members of MS-13.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (hLRSq)
Democrats are losing their minds (such as they are) over Trump's MS-13 comment because it's an attack on their core constituency.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 09:40 AM (BWL+E)
They Rape, they Steal, they Kill, they Extort, they push narcotics.
They're the PERFECT Democrats.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (9De+S)
Charles Villiers Stanford wrote his Symphony No. 6 "In memoriam G.F. Watts."
Good composer. "Victorian composer" is used disparagingly, but I like Stanford and Parry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: sarahw at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (Sp1NT)
Evidence?
I am shorter, uglier, older, poorer, and less charming than Harry, Yet my girlfriend is younger, thinner, and prettier. She's never been married and hasn't been railed by every Hollywood producer in every hole for a mediocre acting career nor pooped on by random sheiks in Dubai for 30k.
Harry's a flamer. Meghan's a Beard.
Good news for Shep though!
Why care? Because my GF WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THIS STUPID WEDDING AND HAS BEEN TEXTING ME LINKS TO A DAMN COUNT DOWN TIMER FOR THE STUPID FAKE GAY WEDDING AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE.
that is all
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (0xxJl)
The lack of consent is problematic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)
Women weaken legs!
Posted by: Mick at May 18, 2018 09:46 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:46 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)
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Ha.
"This entire vote was rigged against us," said Commandant of the Marine Corps Gen. Robert Neller. "The Navy knows damn well a good portion of the Corps has learning
disabilities that prevents them from being able to use a computer or
vote online."
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 09:46 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2018 09:46 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:31 AM (bUjCl)
_______
Ok. I'll give it a try
Posted by: Disney's All New Lando Calrissian at May 18, 2018 09:47 AM (0xxJl)
Dear God....and I thought photographers were expensive.
And it's from a friend of mine...that's giving me a discount. Can't imagine what it would be if we were enemies!
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 09:48 AM (Enq6K)
"This entire vote was rigged against us," said Commandant of the Marine Corps Gen. Robert Neller. "The Navy knows damn well a good portion of the Corps has learning disabilities that prevents them from being able to use a computer or vote online."
Posted by: Moron Robbie
What flavor was the crayon, Commandant?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 09:48 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 18, 2018 09:48 AM (Ii8j8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2018 09:25 AM"
fortunately not for the last couple of days, but I've seen it. Usually closing the page and re-opening gets rid of it. Or hitting the screen with the sole of your shoe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:49 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Lucien Freud at May 18, 2018 09:49 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2018 09:49 AM (yL25O)
Heh.
24/7 on the noncable newz. Right after "TRUMPLIED!!!!11!!!!!"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:49 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Miklos' friend Pete at May 18, 2018 09:50 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 09:50 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Muhammad Ali, circa 1971 at May 18, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 09:51 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)
Yeah, well, if you were having dreams like this one, you'd be snoozing all the time too, miright?
Posted by: mindful webworker - still back on the last thread, actually at May 18, 2018 09:51 AM (ek7rN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:52 AM (V2Yro)
www.theoi.com/Titan/Menai.html
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 09:52 AM (OExSh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:53 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Miklos' friend Pete at May 18, 2018 09:50 AM (zCyNd)
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Well, it has no trees, but on the other hand, boobeh, so... art!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 09:54 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Miklos on a junior high at May 18, 2018 09:54 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2018 09:54 AM (4cFnH)
That Duffel Blog is a real hoot - loved the voting chart showing CIC voting 100% for Tig ol Bitties for the Zumwalt Destrroyer Name.
Even better:the other article :
Captain America Promoted to Major, Moved to Staff Position
Heh. Smart Military Blog indeed.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 18, 2018 09:54 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: dagny at May 18, 2018 09:37 AM
All. Of. You.
Posted by: A Mr. Death, Here About the Reaping at May 18, 2018 09:55 AM (p+Wdc)
99 moons with 99 luftballoons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:55 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: dagny at May 18, 2018 09:37 AM
All. Of. You."
Yep, we've got a blind date with Death, and it looks like she's ordered the Lobster.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: dagny at May 18, 2018 09:37 AM
All. Of. You.
Posted by: A Mr. Death, Here About the Reaping at May 18, 2018 09:55 AM (p+Wdc)
That's fine, I just want to know if I should bother renewing my Norton Internet Security.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)
All. Of. You.
Posted by: A Mr. Death, Here About the Reaping at May 18, 2018 09:55 AM (p+Wdc)
Badminton, anyone?
Posted by: Die Duve, not exactly by Bergman at May 18, 2018 09:57 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)
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I can't think of a single situation where the answer to that question is "yes"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 09:58 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Ohio Lurker at May 18, 2018 09:58 AM (5oWLH)
We don't need no stinkin' syncs.
Posted by: Mayan Federale Astronomers at May 18, 2018 09:58 AM (zCyNd)
Heh.
24/7 on the noncable newz. Right after "TRUMPLIED!!!!11!!!!!"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:49 AM (7LY+6)
_________
I would like to take this opportunity to share some choice texts
"Need 2 buy peppermint extract 4 making Peppermint Mochas during the wedding. No time 4 Starbucks"
"OMG it's only 22 hours away"
"Have 2 get a dress prettier than hers. K?"
"Stop ignoring this. Very History"
-Very History- She's just trolling now. And sadly it's working.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (0xxJl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (WFV7d)
How'd that 2012 work out again?
As exciting as 2000, I'd say...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (7LY+6)
We cannot spare this man, he fights.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2018 10:00 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rodney Incubus at May 18, 2018 10:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Die Duve, not exactly by Bergman at May 18, 2018 09:57 AM (zCyNd)
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (0xxJl)
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Wedding bells in your future, or did that text make you sweat?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+F0Wk)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Die Duve, not exactly by Bergman at May 18, 2018 09:57 AM (zCyNd)
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I ain't never heard of no GOODminton!
*smashes watermelon*
Posted by: Gallagher at May 18, 2018 10:02 AM (9De+S)
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
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These guys run child sex rings, right? And the first word of their corporate motto is literally "rape." Not literally-hitler literally, either. Really, truly, actually rape.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:03 AM (VgKNm)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
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Send over a few members and let the courtship begin.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2018 10:03 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cathy Neuman at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)
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I can't think of a single situation where the answer to that question is "yes"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 09:58 AM (+F0Wk)
I've just been renewing every year for years. So what's the alternative?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)
that is all
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (0xxJl)
So what you are saying is I'm not missing out by not having a girlfriend.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (TdMsT)
Laugh more. It's here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3JEIQk4mZQ
Posted by: Miklosen Molnaren at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - still back on the last thread, actually at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (ek7rN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (7LY+6)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
...
The Democrat Patriarchy is alive and well and arranging marriages between their chattel daughters and their supporters, apparently.
Sorry, not marriages.
Just whoring them out.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (0xxJl)
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Wedding bells in your future, or did that text make you sweat?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+F0Wk)
totally sounds like a hint. hope Pikachu is ring shopping...
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Tom Cullen at May 18, 2018 10:06 AM (qfgcJ)
Today they are all just MS13 are people too!
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2018 10:06 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:06 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:07 AM (VgKNm)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
So this Rousseau idiot really wants his daughter to be a sexual slave? Wow. She needs to run out of that house.
I don't quite understand why Democrats say so many things that are clearly suicidally stupid.
MS-13 are dangerous and behave like animals. That can't be hard to comprehend.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 18, 2018 10:07 AM (nBr1j)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Who would not want their daughter to get flayed, dismemebered, and left on the side of the street like trash just for making bad coffee for their MS-13 boyfriend.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (2yfcr)
Well, if it's free, go ahead.
Otherwise, if you really, really need interwebz security (FWIW, this machine is on 24/7 w/nothing more than Win10, so there) use avast or AVG...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (7LY+6)
IIRC, twatwaffle doesn't have kids. Brrrrraaaave, he is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (7LY+6)
Oh, he's got kids. He just leaves them on the doorstep of orphanages.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - still back on the last thread, actually at May 18, 2018 10:05 AM (ek7rN)
Actually, Flapper left Flipper.
Faster than lightning and all.
Paolo has the details, I think.
Posted by: Miklos, relationship counselor at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (2yfcr)
No, I think he's saying that everybody except him is a Homofaggot.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Endymion at May 18, 2018 10:09 AM (QLvwG)
I don't quite understand why Democrats say so many things that are clearly suicidally stupid.
MS-13 are dangerous and behave like animals. That can't be hard to comprehend.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at May 18, 2018 10:07 AM (nBr1j)
Actually yes. He's more than willing to sacrifice his daughter as long as it pisses off some Evil RethugliKKKan Wingnuts.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:09 AM (9De+S)
I'm still hearing Yanni and its giving no sign of letting up anytime soon.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 18, 2018 10:09 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
As would be the child support payments.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (WFV7d)
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Didja see what Trump heard?
https://bit.ly/2IwPnnG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:28 AM (+y/Ru)
I heard kill your parents!
no, not really, I heard Yanni
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (gmo/4)
Faster than lightning and all.
Paolo has the details, I think"
Wow. Sounds like a real...
Flap.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (AcZtS)
@robrousseau
I would rather my daughter dated a member of MS-13 than a member of the Republican Party
Now, that's virtue signalling!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Attention whores gotta whore.
He's getting 'raped, controlled, killed' in the replies.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)
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I've been running Windows Defender (free), along with MalwareBytes Premium, and never had any issues. I know there are other options out there as well (Avast comes to mind), but I don't know enough about them to recommend them. I'm sure others in the Horde can weigh in.
On the other hand, if Norton is working for you, and you're fine paying the renewal, more power to ya! I was just being a bit snarky
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 09:59 AM (0xxJl)
(1) Women care about this.
(2) No, you are not permitted to know why.
(3) Because.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 10:11 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: jaimo at May 18, 2018 10:11 AM (/Kt3K)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2018 10:12 AM (fuK7c)
Otherwise, if you really, really need interwebz security (FWIW, this
machine is on 24/7 w/nothing more than Win10, so there) use avast or
AVG...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:08 AM (7LY+6)
Free? Oh hell no. The last time I cheaped out on internet security, some creeping crud popped up from somewhere, and it wasn't because I was going to nefarious sites, or randomly clicking links.
Norton has never let me down, so if I'm going to go cheaper (and hell no, I do not believe any "free" internet security is cheaper), I want to have some assurance it's not going to bite me in the arse.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:12 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Miklos, relationship counselor at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (zCyNd)
I think that was a Fluke. Like David Duchovny's career.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (V2Yro)
(2) No, you are not permitted to know why.
(3) Because.
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It's a chick thing. You wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (2yfcr)
_______
I'm showing you exactly what you're missing out on.
Don't you want to make Peppermint Mochas while watching a fake wedding for a gay man and his beard? An extremely expensive wedding you will never be able to afford and your GF will always compare disfavoably against your own one day.
ITS A BLAST! /s
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (0xxJl)
you're fine paying the renewal, more power to ya! I was just being a
bit snarky
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2018 10:10 AM (+F0Wk)
No, I appreciate the feedback! Norton is charging me a heaping helping of cash, I don't like their strongarm tactics, constantly reminding me it's about to expire (next month).
I just tend to not change anything I buy repeatedly, until it's obvious I'm getting screwed. I think I'm at that point here.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: jaimo at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (/Kt3K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 18, 2018 10:16 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (2yfcr)
_______
I'm showing you exactly what you're missing out on.
Don't you want to make Peppermint Mochas while watching a fake wedding for a gay man and his beard? An extremely expensive wedding you will never be able to afford and your GF will always compare disfavoably against your own one day.
ITS A BLAST! /s
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (0xxJl)
I don't envy you. Promise.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:16 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Dr. Ray Stantz at May 18, 2018 10:16 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: The Walking Dude
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It works kind of like the movie, The Ring, except it is an audio file instead of a video. I'll be thinking kind thoughts for all of you that exposed yourself to it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 18, 2018 10:17 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
I heard "Ringo killed Paul".
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:17 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (9De+S)
Wait...what? Just because I didn't her crappy new-age music doesn't make me deaf...
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 18, 2018 10:17 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (9De+S)
That's another fine mess you gotten me into!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:18 AM (WFV7d)
I think that was a Fluke. Like David Duchovny's career.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Tough crowd.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:18 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Endymion at May 18, 2018 10:09 AM (QLvwG)
I've got 27 , but some are retrograde
Posted by: Uranus at May 18, 2018 10:18 AM (bUjCl)
I miss the good old days when this would have been evidence of insanity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jaimo at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (/Kt3K)
I guess Scully's grandma's smoker voice wasn't a hit with the fans.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:19 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:18 AM (WFV7d)
No problem. With the bowler hat on, nobody notices the hearing aid.
Posted by: Miklos, audiovisual advisor at May 18, 2018 10:19 AM (zCyNd)
a heaping helping of cash, I don't like their strongarm tactics,
constantly reminding me it's about to expire (next month).
I just tend to not change anything I buy repeatedly, until it's obvious I'm getting screwed. I think I'm at that point here.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (9chmE)
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Watch slickdeals dot net or another deal website. You can set up alerts to email you if Norton or anything else comes up. Golf clubs to graphics cards, someone is always posting something.
I tend to buy a couple at two different times or from different retailers and stockpile one. The codes don't expire (although it might if there's a big version change) and you'll always have one in reserve as you wait for another free or very cheap deal to come back up.
I use Norton exclusively* and I doubt I've spent more than $60 in the last decade.
* I've tried Kaspersky and AVG, too, but keep going back to Norton when the deals come up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (VgKNm)
Still chuckling about the bassoon that became a bazooka. Didn't know PDQ Bach was a bassoonist.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
(2) No, you are not permitted to know why.
(3) Because.
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It's a chick thing. You wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
There are a few of us who don't- I'm still upset about the whole Alvie Evans thing and then of course her anti-Trumpness. And I actually have a will&kate commemorative plate! I've always liked Harry too. Oh well.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (rExw+)
Posted by: jaimo at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (/Kt3K)
I guess Scully's grandma's smoker voice wasn't a hit with the fans.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:19 AM (2yfcr)
Nor her ditzy airhead teengirl philosophy she seems to want everyone to know about.
No thanks, sugartots. You were cute. 20 years ago.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (9chmE)
Are any of you getting an ad with a conga line of seahorses dancing to "Banana Boat Song" overlaid on top of this thread?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
"date." Maybe someone will show this turbo-cuck a video of an MS-13 date.
Who knows the SF line?
"On my planet, egg-eater, you would be exhibited in a cage for the amusement of small children in their terror."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (9De+S)
huh ? it clearly is Laurel
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)
Ever hear the call of free range Linuxen?
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (OExSh)
Really? Symantec (Norton's parent) has had several "problems" over the past couple of years.
Avast and AVG are fine.
At the end of the day, it's your money.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:21 AM (7LY+6)
Are any of you getting an ad with a conga line of seahorses dancing to "Banana Boat Song" overlaid on top of this thread?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Sonobi at May 18, 2018 10:21 AM (72PAC)
==
um, no...
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:21 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (2yfcr)
Woof!
Posted by: Ace's dog at May 18, 2018 10:21 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:21 AM (2yfcr)
If you hear Yanni, your youth and impetuousness betray you as you are quite easily led astray by false messages and deception. Your weak, foolish mind is easy prey for manipulators. You hear the false message.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2018 10:22 AM (QLvwG)
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Watch slickdeals dot net or another deal
website. You can set up alerts to email you if Norton or anything else
comes up. Golf clubs to graphics cards, someone is always posting
something.
I tend to buy a couple at two different times or from
different retailers and stockpile one. The codes don't expire (although
it might if there's a big version change) and you'll always have one in
reserve as you wait for another free or very cheap deal to come back up.
I use Norton exclusively* and I doubt I've spent more than $60 in the last decade.
* I've tried Kaspersky and AVG, too, but keep going back to Norton when the deals come up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (VgKNm)
Thanks, I think that's what I'm going to try. I still have time. The daily renewal reminders ("Nice computer you got sthere, be a shame if somethin' was to 'appen to it) are the biggest turnoff at this point.
As I said though, Norton has never let me down. Others.. yes, but not Norton.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:23 AM (9chmE)
(2) No, you are not permitted to know why.
(3) Because.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 10:11 AM (hLRSq)
___________
One of the many reasons WE TOLD YOU NOT TO THESE TRIFLING BIACHES THE VOTE
Posted by: The Founders at May 18, 2018 10:23 AM (0xxJl)
Kaspersky best product.
Kaspersky best like Spetznaz, can to trust.
Nigerian Prince? We kill (is premium only)
Posted by: Miklos, digitalguru at May 18, 2018 10:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: jaimo at May 18, 2018 10:15 AM (/Kt3K)
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I turned it off when they were eligible for senior discounts at Denny's but doing ninja sh*t to beat up and escape bad guys and Fast and Furiousing sports cars 140mph down city streets.
Yeah, that's what the X-Files was about guys. That's it exactly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:24 AM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:24 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bob at NSA at May 18, 2018 10:25 AM (7LY+6)
I hope Maduro isn't tied into any long-term phone contracts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:13 AM (9De+S)
huh ? it clearly is Laurel
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (bUjCl)
It's Both. "Yanni" was recorded at a high frequency, and if you heard "Laurel", it's because you've started to lose your hearing and cant hear the "Yanni" frequency anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)
Ever hear the call of free range Linuxen?
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (OExSh)
I have. The Linux appears to be a special animal, out there with the Tesla folks, the "I have 5 years of survival supplies in my fallout shelter" creatures, the hard core libertarians...
So yeah, nah. I'm going to be assimilated. Just this once.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (9chmE)
No thanks, sugartots. You were cute. 20 years ago.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (9chmE)
I liked the episode about the twinning with Luaren Ambrose playing young Scully (Einstein) and Arrow's younger brother playing young Mulder (Miller)
New X files missed some low hanging fruit for single to multi episole story lines that was ripe for picking the last 15 years. The best episodes were the comedy ones IMHO.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (2yfcr)
(2) No, you are not permitted to know why.
(3) Because.
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It's a chick thing. You wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I finally broke the code. Don't ask your lady "where do you want to eat", but rather, ask her to guess where you are taking her to dinner.
When she answers with a guess, taker her to the first place she guesses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2018 10:27 AM (MIKMs)
Are any of you getting an ad with a conga line of seahorses dancing to "Banana Boat Song" overlaid on top of this thread?
_______________
I SEE THAT EVERYWHERE I LOOK. ALL DAY EVERYDAY. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?
EM FALAFEL FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 18, 2018 10:28 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (RkYsP)
But what if she never guesses "Arby's"?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:28 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:29 AM (RkYsP)
Cause, we're the idiots. Not somebody making a statement about somebody who doesn't exist, but if they did, he would want them trafficked by MS-13.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:29 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:29 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at May 18, 2018 10:29 AM (/qEW2)
That always cracked me up.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 10:30 AM (UBzPO)
As I said though, Norton has never let me down. Others.. yes, but not Norton.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2018 10:23 AM (9chmE)
He's a real pal, alright.
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (9De+S)
some hear laurel AND yanny; if it is frequency, then possibly it's the equipment. if you have inferior equipment, you hear Yanny.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (bUjCl)
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aborted no doubt
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (hMwEB)
Just GTFO and FOAD already Paulie.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (r9UYA)
The X-Files reboot was a hot mess of anti-Trumpian dip shittery but the real moment they jumped the shark and probably why Anderson left was that Chris Carter pissed everyone off by making the Cigarette Smoking Man the father of Scully's baby and not Mulder.
This was quite frankly a bridge too far for most.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Crocodile Dundee, the early years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (WFV7d)
*
Definitely, man. Far out.
Posted by: LSD at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Monk
Is that anything like mob protection?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (hMwEB)
More likely he's Homofaggot.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (9De+S)
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aborted no doubt
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (hMwEB)
The most common reply to that tweet was..."of course not...that requires a willing sex partner."
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (VgKNm)
Which directly contradicts what CEO's from various companies have said.
The man is a disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (UfMVm)
When she answers with a guess, taker her to the first place she guesses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM
I was a slow learner...took me years to figure that one out.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (0tfLf)
I have a hankering for a sub for lunch, but I rarely eat them. Recommendations? Potbelly? Firehouse? Jimmy John? Not Subway, thank you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (BWL+E)
Then include it and see just how really BIG it is. Duh!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:33 AM (RkYsP)
UPDATE: Putin unveils underwater drone 'capable of causing 300ft tsunamis'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 18, 2018 10:33 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (2yfcr)
I have a hankering for a sub for lunch, but I rarely eat them. Recommendations? Potbelly? Firehouse? Jimmy John? Not Subway, thank you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (BWL+E)
If it has to be a chain, then Jersey Mike's.
Where I'm from, though, I stick with the local joints. Can't do better than a Super Italian from Mother's.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (Enq6K)
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I would have replied: I'm not up to that page yet in *Things I Couldn't Give a Shit About*!
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (vDqXW)
* * *
I have not watched any of the new seasons. Two things have killed it for me:
1. The second movie. It should never have been released. Terrible in every way.
2. Scully's continued ultra-skepticism over time is just stupid. She's seen enough that even if she demands proof, her disbelief just makes her seem dumb.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (uvJ1X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Firehouse = higher than a cat's back.
JimmyJohn's = hard bread.
Potbelly.
McCallister's.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:34 AM (RkYsP)
When she answers with a guess, taker her to the first place she guesses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM (RkYsP)
________
I have pulled this trick before. Can confirm. Works.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 10:35 AM (0xxJl)
I actually tried that. She was too smart. 1st guess was always the most expensive place in town.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 10:35 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:31 AM (bUjCl)
I hope both laurel and yannie mercifully drop dead in the street and the whole fucking thing is done with.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 18, 2018 10:35 AM (CPk08)
Selene and Endymion then had a child, Celine Dion, who puts everyone to sleep.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (H5rtT)
I suppose I wish the Royal couple, whatever the hell their names are, the best as I would anyone else but otherwise it's just off my radar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (BWL+E)
How the fuck do you run out of white bread during the dinner rush?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (vDqXW)
It's that time of year again where a birthday pops up. Seems to have been a disconcerting number already celebrated. I tend to lose track, they being an entire year apart, but they usually are quite fun.
I was instructed to plan nothing for the day and that things would commence at noon or so.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (OExSh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
but no sharks with freeken laser beams?
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (VgKNm)
Hitman does real time, a deep clean, and has an anti keyligger. Its awesome. Both are yearly or 2 year subcripruons but are worth it.
Those 2 combined I haven't had a problem in 3 years. Everything is caught in real time and contained. I've had multiple ransonware caught in real time.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (2yfcr)
Recommendations? Potbelly? Firehouse? Jimmy John? Not Subway, thank you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Speedway. Their turkey sub is pretty good. Plus you can probably buy three footlongs for what one costs at Jimmy Johns or Firehouse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (VgKNm)
Scully's continued skepticism is best understood through the prism of Andrew McCarthy former Federal Prosecutor.
The should have ended X-Files after the fourth season.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (UfMVm)
Morn ya'll
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (xqfqx)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dde7tcGUQAEaegw.jpg
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Better link.
https://bit.ly/2rXNvt0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM
Quiznos if you can find one anymore.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (0tfLf)
Gotta laugh at this sort of stuff - like the "mosquito hum on phone" bit of a few years ago.
The issue is the speaker. Most newer/smaller stuff has no range to speak of - that's why a highly compressed sound file sounds "just fine" on many phones...
FWIW, my Samsung monitor's speakers are pretty poor... most tunes sound pretty bland.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 10:38 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (0tfLf)
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Did they all start closing down? I always thought it was just ours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 10:38 AM (VgKNm)
UPDATE: Putin unveils underwater drone 'capable of causing 300ft tsunamis'..."
Yeah, we did that at Bikini Atoll in 1946.
Posted by: The US Navy at May 18, 2018 10:38 AM (k1TUh)
eat", but rather, ask her to guess where you are taking her to dinner.
When she answers with a guess, taker her to the first place she guesses.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:26 AM
*takes notes against improbable future*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (p+Wdc)
Someone at Homeland is a Trump supporter with a sense of humor. Their most recent anti-terrorism training slides has a cartoon showing a wall surrounding the US "protecting it from the various terror threats.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (0xxJl)
Made in Romania though.
Maybe Mueller will be knocking on my office door soon.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (xqfqx)
Apparently Endymnion isn't dead. He's just doing that Barbarossa thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (2K6fY)
Best sandwich shop is a small Italian Deli in Astoria Queens.
I could murder an Italian Sub right about now.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (UfMVm)
I was instructed to plan nothing for the day and that things would commence at noon or so.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM
Have a great day!!! Let us know how it goes.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I always like to eat 5 Guys
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (uvJ1X)
Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (hvf9s)
TRUMP: DOJ OUT TO FRAME ME!
I miss the good old days when this would have been evidence of insanity.
Its not paranoia if its true!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (UfMVm)
You too?
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (FZYNt)
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I want Five Guys in my mouth!
Posted by: Shep! at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (vg8iE)
That's the part that makes me nervous and might blow the con.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (/qEW2)
Heh, true, dat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:41 AM (WFV7d)
BREAKING
Venezuelan leader Maduro orders all citizens to manufacture own Instant Pots, after completion of backyard iron smelters; promises "Great Leap Forward".
Democrat leader Pelosi demands similar action, saying "Some of my best friends are pots. People. Pot people. What Maxine said."
Posted by: Miklos, digitalguru at May 18, 2018 10:41 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 18, 2018 10:20 AM (rExw+)
Bingo. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 18, 2018 10:41 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman
Haven't seen one in awhile. My fav was in Virginia a few years back and it was one of the first to go. Only 2 left in my area now here in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:42 AM (0tfLf)
Both Duchovny and Andersen came across as acting the part of acting the part, if that makes sense. Just awful and I was a huge fan of the original series.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2018 10:42 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:42 AM (LiyEm)
yeah, to 1050 BC.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:43 AM (uvJ1X)
Posted by: Endymion at May 18, 2018 10:43 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (UfMVm)
______
Kreplach contimplates murdering some "Italian" during a round table post discussion this mid-morning
Posted by: This is CNN - we still endorse cuckolding too at May 18, 2018 10:43 AM (0xxJl)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:43 AM (hMwEB)
I was instructed to plan nothing for the day and that things would commence at noon or so.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2018 10:36 AM (S/hVx)
Happy Birthday, IG!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:43 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM (UfMVm)
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I was there 2 weeks ago--totally concur.
I was driving between Bensalem PA and Edison just to find stuff I wanted to eat. I was staying in Princeton and had to go to PA for Jimmy Johns.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (vDqXW)
I was a Sailor Moon fan as a kid, knew ALL about the Selene and Endymion myth, lol. See, anime CAN be educational!
Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (hvf9s)
I hear only Laurel on the original web clip; but when it is recorded from that clip on an audio mike and replayed through a second system, I hear yanni. Apparently that shifts the frequencies enough.
Posted by: The US Navy at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (k1TUh)
When a shooting happens, conservatives pray no one was hurt.
Progressives hope for mass casualties and begin plotting how to leverage them to their agenda.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (hMwEB)
Kinda does. Instead of playing the parts, they seem to be playing "here's what we think of our characters, 20 years on"
Came across as, well, silly. At least to me.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:40 AM
Contact shep. I heard he did a nickel stretch at SingSing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:45 AM (0tfLf)
that's from Free Beacon, about all the money Hillary got for "selling" our tech to Russia ... which now is working with China.http://tass.com/economy/979809
"Russia-China center for advanced tech' to be set up in Skolkovo"
thanks Hillary, for the "Reset" with Russia.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2018 10:45 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Miklos, in the really cool costume at May 18, 2018
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Endymion and Bacchus (on Sunday night before Fat Tuesday) changed a lot of things. Their floats were so big, they had trouble negotiating narrow Royal Street in the French Quarter, and making the turn from Royal into Orleans Street. So after a couple of years of struggling, both krewes declared a new route that skipped the Quarter entirely.
I grew up half a block from their route, and saw the first few years of both super-krewes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2018 10:45 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:46 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:44 AM (RkYsP)
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Down here it'd probably be viewed as "exotic".
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2018 10:46 AM (GOgTh)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:46 AM (uvJ1X)
Contact shep. I heard he did a nickel stretch at SingSing.
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Please. I can stretch it to accommodate a Krugerrand.
Posted by: Shep! at May 18, 2018 10:46 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 10:39 AM"
Q. Why do new Italian Subs have big glass windows built into the bottom?
A. So they can see all of the old Italian subs.
Posted by: The US Navy at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)
yes, yes, yes. fine. But what do you hear ??
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)
My first thought. She certainly has that biomechanoid vibe going.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (/qEW2)
Both Duchovny and Andersen came across as acting the part of acting the part, if that makes sense. Just awful and I was a huge fan of the original series.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2018 10:42 AM (Boy/L)
It does. They had a chance and blew it.
One episode was a rip off of Black Mirror of AI taking over and it seemed like they purposely write it for an audience below the normie level.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (2yfcr)
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Read an article (NYT, I think) about how Jewish delis are dying out. Ostensibly because of changing tastes. It's a crime. Maybe the best comfort food in the world. There's one pseudo-Jewish deli here in Houston that I know of. Okay, but nothing special.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:46 AM (uvJ1X)
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...and shortly thereafter drop a down payment on a brand new Porsche.
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2018 10:48 AM (GOgTh)
That's nothing. Barry can handle Yap money...
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 18, 2018 10:48 AM (7LY+6)
Our town has a butcher shop. I think they're Italian.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:48 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:48 AM (uvJ1X)
Posted by: steevy
Rock Hudson blows a seal in that one.
Or...was it a gasket?
Funny how most of those guys are dead now.
Rock Hudson
Ernest Borgnine
Patrick McGoohan
Jim Brown.....Jim Brown?
And that's when I woke up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (nBr1j)
I hear only Laurel on the original web clip; but when it is recorded from that clip on an audio mike and replayed through a second system, I hear yanni. Apparently that shifts the frequencies enough.
Posted by: The US Navy
same here
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (7LY+6)
"Russia-China center for advanced tech' to be set up in Skolkovo"
thanks Hillary, for the "Reset" with Russia.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2018 10:45 AM (bT8Z4)
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If I don't misremember, I think Skolkovo was the city that the Obamas were trying to promote as "Silicon Valley in Russia".
Odd that after boosting all their technologies the Incompetent Party is now worried about their technological espionage--it's *almost* as if somebody didn't think it through...when they were pouting about what meangirls conservatives were about Russia.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Okay, just instructed to put some boots on and wait by the front door.
Enjoy the day, good people. There's a a good possibility I will also,
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:47 AM
I know...it is a big company. I think they were on the verge of screwing up like Krespy Kreme and over-building so they put the brakes on and closed the marginal players. Their toasted tuna in a killer sandwich.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
there were profs at UTAustin who would do that, on certain conditions
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 10:51 AM (uvJ1X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 10:51 AM (WFV7d)
or
Female students offer to boost professor's STEM
Take your pick.
Posted by: Miklos, if it bleeds, it leads at May 18, 2018 10:51 AM (zCyNd)
Because Italian women like the idea of being pooped on more than they actually like being pooped on.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:52 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018
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Ah, but remember Nelson Algren's advice:
"Never play cards with a man called Doc; never eat at a place called Mom's; and never sleep with anyone who has more problems than you do."
(Full disclosure: I've avoided the first one.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2018 10:52 AM (VeiQZ)
You'd think they'd be the same. But maybe I need to get off my hindquarters and see.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 10:52 AM (ppBhU)
Enjoy the day, good people. There's a a good possibility I will also,
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM
Just boots?
Dang...this is going to be one hell of a birthday!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:53 AM (0tfLf)
They are also taping it. Why not just sleep in like a normal person, then watch the wedding around 10 and do brunch? Whatever, not my party.
Posted by: LizLem at May 18, 2018 10:53 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2018 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
They shut down all of the ones within like 40 miles of me.
The closest one is in Gettysburg, and it's the ONLY one.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:53 AM (9De+S)
Because Italian women like the idea of being pooped on more than they actually like being pooped on.
Posted by: Hikaru
I thought that was the German subs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (RkYsP)
https://bit.ly/2rXNvt0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Interesting fact - the crocodile's sex is determined solely by the temperature at which the eggs incubate. A feminist crocodile could destroy all men simply by lowering the temperature of the eggs to the sufficient range.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: FSB with millions of clickbaitable honeys all over the web at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (bUjCl)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297118/
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Heh. A Russian girl I tutored in college would give me the skinny of what her friends would willingly do to get certain grades. Blow job was worth a C.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Miklos, witht he day-bree, of course at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (zCyNd)
"Never play cards with a man called Doc; never eat at a place called Mom's; and never sleep with anyone who has more problems than you do."
Never read a newspaper owned by a guy named Slim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (BWL+E)
Because unless you watch in real time, some idiot will always spoil it by telling you how it turned out in advance?
Wait. Maybe I'm thinking of baseball games.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 10:56 AM (ga0eq)
Rob Rousseau later tweeted his riposte: "I don't have a daughter you idiots"
Rob just got the paternity test results back.
Posted by: Hands at May 18, 2018 10:56 AM (EzdLW)
That spirit thingy is Selene, the Titan goddess of the moon.
Looks like she's sucking the life right out of him, doesn't she.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 10:56 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
And lovely handbags!
Posted by: Miklos, feeling faulous! at May 18, 2018 10:56 AM (zCyNd)
"Never play cards with a man called Doc; never eat at a place called Mom's; and never sleep with anyone who has more problems than you do."
Never read a newspaper owned by a guy named Slim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018
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I'll add that to the next edition!
Posted by: Zombie Nelson Algren at May 18, 2018 10:56 AM (VeiQZ)
Interesting fact - the crocodile's sex is determined solely by the temperature at which the eggs incubate. A feminist crocodile could destroy all men simply by lowering the temperature of the eggs to the sufficient range.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
You know that now some weird-ass crazypants is going to go tranny, tattoo croc scales onto themself, and call themself "Feminist Crocodile".
But nobody will pay attention to them because Transgender Dragon did it first.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 10:57 AM (9De+S)
Mrs. Zod: "Husband. We have cut cable, but you must configure one of the apps so that I can watch the wedding."
Zod: "Confound the wedding. Confound the royals. We are Americans!"
Mrs. Zod: (pause, then The Look)
Zod: "I will get one of the basic Sling packages."
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297118/
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Heh. A Russian girl I tutored in college would give me the skinny of what her friends would willingly do to get certain grades. Blow job was worth a C.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM
Well Hell! I've been teaching P/T for years and that sh*t never happens to me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (aljs9)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (jlKn3)
Why would she want that responsibility? She may enjoy giving him sponge baths, but she'd be stuck changing his bedpan and IV bags. Is it worth it?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (/qEW2)
This explains perfectly why refrigerators must be kept out of the hands of crocodiles at any cost.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (ga0eq)
...and you don't mess around with Slim.
Posted by: Zod Croce at May 18, 2018 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Had a Turkey/ Roast Beef/Swiss ATW w/O-V Mayo on anamazingly soft-fresh long roll, 18"
14.50
Yeah, I ate the whole thing.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2018 10:59 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 10:59 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (jlKn3)
Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at May 18, 2018 11:00 AM (ga0eq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ej8ZiQp-h4
it's actually a very nice piece of music. (Psalm 81)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
Interesting fact - the crocodile's sex is determined solely by the temperature at which the eggs incubate. A feminist crocodile could destroy all men simply by lowering the temperature of the eggs to the sufficient range.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Also interesting fact -- Female Komodo dragons can lay fertile eggs without the assistance of a male. Parthenogenesis is a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM (jlKn3)
Because unless you watch in real time, some idiot will always spoil it by telling you how it turned out in advance?
It's a wedding. They got married. Duh.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (jlKn3)
Could I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger at May 18, 2018 11:00 AM (ga0eq)
Heh. I think it was testosterone, not cannabis.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (jlKn3)
Maybe.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM (RkYsP)
Well, there's always the chance that some relative of hers will crash the wedding.
Fun.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Life finds a way.
--Jurassic Park
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM
I've seen Komodo Dragons...the males got it right. I wouldn't touch one with my forked tongue either. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (0tfLf)
Fun.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (hMwEB)
The Royals won't know what hit them.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (uLuPn)
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To see the old Italian subs.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (hLRSq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297118/
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Heh. A Russian girl I tutored in college would give me the skinny of what her friends would willingly do to get certain grades. Blow job was worth a C.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM
Well Hell! I've been teaching P/T for years and that sh*t never happens to me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Put a sofa in your office.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (2yfcr)
Maybe.
Posted by: Becky
I'll take the under at 9 months and SHE bails.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (RkYsP)
Interesting fact - the crocodile's sex is determined solely by the temperature at which the eggs incubate. A feminist crocodile could destroy all men simply by lowering the temperature of the eggs to the sufficient range.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Also interesting fact -- Female Komodo dragons can lay fertile eggs without the assistance of a male. Parthenogenesis is a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM (jlKn3)
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There's an isolated species of lizard in Mexico that is actually all female. The genetic diversity of the species is so low however that a breach of that isolation would probably wipe them out.
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (GOgTh)
Also interesting fact -- Female Komodo dragons can lay fertile eggs without the assistance of a male. Parthenogenesis is a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018
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I thought the one I saw in that pit in Shanghai looked a bit skeevy.
Posted by: James Bond at May 18, 2018 11:04 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2018 11:04 AM (Bajg/)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Put a sofa in your office.
Posted by: Monk
Fake Casting Couch Videos - Pornhub
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:04 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Life finds a way.
--Jurassic Park
Natural selection called for either prettier female Komodo dragons or this. It chose this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (ga0eq)
Fun. Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (hMwEB)
There's always the chance that some time-warped Messerschmidt 109 will strafe the wedding. Fun.
Posted by: Zod Croce at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (RkYsP)
She has movie star white teeth. Harry does not.
Indicates that she is fastidious about her appearance and he is not so much. That gets gross after a while.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Put a sofa in your office.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM
OOOOOOOhhhhh!!!!!!
So the queen-sized sleigh bed with lava lamps and the turning disco ball is probably too much then eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (0tfLf)
Maybe.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (uLuPn)
At least your honest about the Current Year mindset.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (2yfcr)
UNFAIR!!! For women, not a problem. For men, almost impossible! Admit it, her problems are why she's sleeping with you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (k1TUh)
Fun.
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And have a drunken fist fight at the reception over who should've won MVP at the Superbowl.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Heh. A Russian girl I tutored in college would give me the skinny of what her friends would willingly do to get certain grades. Blow job was worth a C.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM
Well Hell! I've been teaching P/T for years and that sh*t never happens to me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Put a sofa in your office.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018
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And maybe offer a B in return for the beejer. A C is not much of a payoff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2018 11:06 AM (VeiQZ)
Zod: "Confound the wedding. Confound the royals. We are Americans!"
Mrs. Zod: (pause, then The Look)
Zod: "I will get one of the basic Sling packages."
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Greek mythology is based on real life, with changes because Gods. And thus the soap opera was created.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 11:06 AM (hLRSq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ej8ZiQp-h4
it's actually a very nice piece of music. (Psalm 81)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
How much C4 does it take to reliably blow up a trumpet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 11:06 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 11:06 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:01 AM
See? This is why we have the tragedy of so many young Komodo dragons growing up in households without a male role model.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 11:07 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM (RkYsP)
She has movie star white teeth. Harry does not.
Indicates that she is fastidious about her appearance and he is not so much. That gets gross after a while.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (uLuPn)
She was a catch 12 years ago.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:07 AM (2yfcr)
UNFAIR!!! For women, not a problem. For men, almost impossible! Admit it, her problems are why she's sleeping with you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (k1TUh)
Hmmm... Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 18, 2018 11:07 AM (jlKn3)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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A mind-altering substance, to be sure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 11:07 AM (nBBdT)
Maybe.
Posted by: Becky at May 18, 2018 11:02 AM (uLuPn)
I'm giving it 5 years, max.
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2018 11:07 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Wouldn't that also destroy crocodiles?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 11:08 AM (UBzPO)
Indicates that she is fastidious about her appearance and he is not so much. That gets gross after a while.
Posted by: Becky
She's American. Tons of etiquette relating to royal family that she's not used to.
Can't just "up & go".
Harry still has a price on his head from ISIS.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:08 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Zod Croce at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Get your wager in now. We're giving 40 to 1 odds on that one.
Posted by: The MGM Grand Sports Book at May 18, 2018 11:08 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Life finds a way.
--Jurassic Park
Natural selection called for either prettier female Komodo dragons or this. It chose this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Apparently developing tequila was not an option.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 18, 2018 11:09 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:09 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:03 AM"
Oh come on, seriously. They're ROYALS. This is a business/professional/PR stunt relationship. Both profit from the deal. And they're both going to continue to sleep with whoever they want from now on, because they'll both have their own private gated estates out in the country, and they'll still smile and be nice and show up for the PR photos whenever it's required. because they are ROYALS. that's how it is done.
(Charles was a moron who let all his dirty laundry go public, which is why his mum has always been so cross with him)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:09 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Wouldn't that also destroy crocodiles?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 11:08 AM (UBzPO)
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In the long run, yes. Sexual reproduction is how higher lifeforms keep diseases (viruses especially) at bay.
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2018 11:09 AM (GOgTh)
A C is not much of a payoff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Neither is a bj.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:09 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 10:59 AM (2K6fY)
Approximately.
And don't call us Shirley.
Posted by: the Sea People at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (7LY+6)
Agreed. She's a Tory Loyalist, and ought to be shipped off to Nova Scotia with her entire Crown-sympathizing tribe, there to drink tea and whinge in perpetuity.
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)
I don't know, but I'm glad they finally got rid of the screen doors.
Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)
Wouldn't that also destroy crocodiles?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 11:08 AM (UBzPO)
That's the point.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (2yfcr)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (r+s66)
really about an American marrying into foreign royalty. It ought to
result in stripping of citizenship.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 18, 2018 11:06 AM (ppBhU)
Or an expansion of US territory.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls
If a marriage between sovereigns creates a union between their nations, does this give us pretext to annex the UK?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (AM1GF)
Eight dead so far in the Texas school shooting
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 11:10 AM (r+s66)
Oh my God...I checked earlier and it was only 2..another troubled, bullied kid?
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (a0IVu)
UNFAIR!!! For women, not a problem. For men, almost impossible! Admit it, her problems are why she's sleeping with you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:05 AM (k1TUh)
This explains so many of my failed relationships.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (2K6fY)
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she still thinks it's a game and has no idea - she does not look scared enough, like her future sister in law
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (bUjCl)
The only way she could make a fool out of him is if she goes public about any of his boy-toys. And she is way too smart for that. Outside of that, she's going to be allowed to do anything and any ONE she wants, as long as she keeps it quiet. This is how it has always been done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)
Harry thinks this will continue past the wedding day.
LOL
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden, at his backyard grill at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (zRZaJ)
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99% Evangelical Christian Genius!
You definitely grew up evangelical
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LOL! I grew up a Catholic alter boy.
Can't put too much into this quiz anyway. One of the questions is a Veggie Tales question. It's more of a cultural test than a nuts-and-bolts evangelical theology test.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (vDqXW)
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ha
HaHa
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: Herpes, Syphilis, & Gonorrhea at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 11:13 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Jewells45
Go to Bing. Then bottom of page.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:13 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (/qEW2)
Harry thinks this will continue past the wedding day. LOL Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:12 AM (hMwEB)
Q: You know why the bride smiles on her wedding day?
A: She knows she's given her last BJ.
Posted by: Plenipotentiary Zod at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (8XRCm)
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she still thinks it's a game and has no idea - she does not look scared enough, like her future sister in law
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (bUjCl
Yep.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (2yfcr)
Zod: "I will get one of the basic Sling packages."
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM
And thus, Zod's reputation for affiability was enhanced, and there was great rejoicing.
Posted by: at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (ctuyM)
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And look at the reputation they have. I mean, they're not called Komodo bunnies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
How much C4 does it take to reliably blow up a trumpet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*strains to recollect*
Wasn't there a movie where there was a bomb in a trumpet mute?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (c/EDo)
Zod: "I will get one of the basic Sling packages."
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM
And thus, Zod's reputation for affiability was enhanced. And there was great rejoicing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (r+s66)
In proper British parlance he's a twit. If he hadn't slid out of the royal uterus, he would have made a fine chimney sweep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (AM1GF)
You really want to give that many Muzzies the right to vote in American elections?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (9De+S)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2018 11:14 AM (/qEW2)
Have the leftists started celebrating the fact this happened in Texas?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM (bUjCl
Yep.
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There's more than one traffic in Paris.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)
It's not real royalty though, more like a tourist attraction.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 11:11 AM
But of course it's a game! And she just won the eleventy-billion dollar jackpot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (r+s66)
*Opens /pol/ in a new tab*
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 11:17 AM (2yfcr)
And other reports mention a variety of firearms.
Thus the 24 hour rule...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2018 11:17 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: The Gimp at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (jdWK0)
Hate to be pedantic in a thread like this, but can't be done. Supreme Court, 1967.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (k1TUh)
A C is not much of a payoff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Neither is a bj.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018
*
*
You ain't had one done right, my man!
Posted by: Every Female Pron Star Ever at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: fixerupper
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The phrase 'going postal' would probably puzzle Millennials. One assumes that referring to a 'telephone operator', or 'phone book' would be equally confusing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 11:18 AM (5OO3x)
Zod: "I will get one of the basic Sling packages."
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 18, 2018 10:58 AM
And thus, Zod's reputation for affiability was enhanced. And there was great rejoicing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (ctuyM)
There was a cat named David who did alright with the basic sling package.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (WFV7d)
Eerie when it's that close to home
Posted by: brak at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (Axk/l)
Posted by: Pig Boy Hogg at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2018 11:16 AM (a0IVu)
Diana had more royal English blood than Charles and the Queen.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (bUjCl)
And other reports mention a variety of firearms.
Thus the 24 hour rule...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Definitely. Because two shooters would destroy the narrative.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2018 11:20 AM (n+6mJ)
Eerie when it's that close to home
Posted by: brak
I used to live in Arcadia. Right up the road.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:20 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 11:15 AM (c/EDo)
This one time at band camp, we gave Fidel an exploding cigar....
Posted by: CIA Band Camp at May 18, 2018 11:21 AM (zCyNd)
It's funny because there are still some Dems who think they can talk their party off the Impeachment ledge.
Posted by: Axeman at May 18, 2018 11:22 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 11:22 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2018 11:19 AM (WFV7d)
May I subscribe to your basic sling informational newsletter?
Because I think my ass is in one.
Posted by: J. Brennan at May 18, 2018 11:23 AM (zCyNd)
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Anne seems to be the one with the brains and drive of that group. Her kids are commoners - no titles.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2018 11:24 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: M at May 18, 2018 11:24 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2018 11:25 AM (LiyEm)
One student told KTRK she was in first period... "It has been happening everywhere. I wasn't surprised it happened here."
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It's been happening EVERYWHERE!!!
You know. Just like gays are 84% of the U.S. population.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 18, 2018 11:26 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:35 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2018 11:36 AM (ctuyM)
Tim Horton's give you a little extra with the donuts
https://tinyurl.com/y9cx52x7
Posted by: The Gimp
________________
Been there,, done that...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2018 11:36 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 18, 2018 11:51 AM (9BLnV)
250 When she answers with a guess, taker her to the first place she guesses.
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That's pretty good !
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2018 10:32 AM (bUjCl)
You must evaluate based on past performance. If she is expecting the worst because of past choices, she may be snidely throwing out the worst as a way of attacking you. Taking her there only aggravated the problem. You might as well take her to the frozen food section for dinner since that will match her attitude.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 18, 2018 11:54 AM (e1mEI)
But I love the painting.
Posted by: Gem at May 18, 2018 11:33 PM (XoAz8)
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