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Grandstandin' Jim Acosta: I Was Just As Hard on Obama as Trump, You Know
Yeah, Obama really got tired of your pouty blowjob lips, I'm sure. I'm sure he was like "Eww, I don't do that with men, lately."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 02:00 PM (8SR1L)
Posted by: Mr. D at May 17, 2018 02:01 PM (Sjz1F)
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Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)
340 Any idea why the shift occurred among leftists from pro Israel to anti Israel?
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Mindless underdog worship in line with the Marxist opressor/oppressed doctrine. As soon as Israel won the Six Day war they inevitably were flipped into the bad-guy column.
It's an automatic tropism like a sunflower facing the sun, or flies laying eggs in shit
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (Slcc5)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
No Jimmy Boy, you were trying to get obaMAO hard so you could ride him is more accurate. Slug...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (8SR1L)
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Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:04 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 02:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Blake at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (qC1Sy)
He is SUCH a slut!
Posted by: A Mean Girl Named Heather at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)
Acosta June 30, 2015
"And separately, sir, I wanted to ask you about what some people are calling 'your best week ever' last week. You had two Supreme Court decisions supportive of the Affordable Care Act and of gay rights. You also delivered a speech down in Charleston that was pretty warmly received. It seems that you've built up some political capital for the remaining months of your presidency. I'm curious, how you want to use it? What hard things do you want to tackle at this point?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (LNPd9)
At least Sam had some integrity, this piece of shit has none.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 02:05 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Homey the Comey at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (RIKJa)
Why were they ever pro-Israel in the first place? They hate Jews.
Unless someone on the right is perceived to be anti-semitic then it's a BIG DEAL.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (Boy/L)
"For the softest balls in the whole wiide woooooooooorld......."
Posted by: Mega at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (JB2Sg)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at
Hard things. There he goes again.
Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (PNcou)
That must have been hard to say while playing jef's flute.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (suO/a)
*eyeroll*
Humblebrag much?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Mega at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (JB2Sg)
340 Any idea why the shift occurred among leftists from pro Israel to anti Israel?
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Mindless underdog worship in line with the Marxist opressor/oppressed doctrine. As soon as Israel won the Six Day war they inevitably were flipped into the bad-guy column.
It's an automatic tropism like a sunflower facing the sun, or flies laying eggs in shit
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad
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I'm guessing part of it could be the move away from socialism to embracing a free market economy.
Posted by: Furious George at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (fiGNd)
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If our beloved hobo pelt wearing ewok did that, I, along with most of the Horde, would be glad to help pay to bail him out!
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 02:09 PM (/uolS)
"I'm changing it from fake news, though - [to] very fake news."
- President Trump to Jim Acosta, February 2017
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 17, 2018 02:09 PM (I2dne)
>>Acosta thinks he's "probably" the White House's least favorite
reporter, but quoted FDR in saying he "welcomes their hatred."
*eyeroll*
Humblebrag much?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:08 PM (W+vEI)
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"Humblebrag'? more like "Bumblef*ck"
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (RIKJa)
Kool-Aid doesn't have corn in it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 02:09 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2018 02:10 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (RIKJa)
I was thinking urine
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2018 02:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Centipede. Jim's gotta eat, same as...
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 17, 2018 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:11 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2018 02:06 PM (RIKJa)
I was thinking urine
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2018 02:10 PM (O2RFr)
It's called Gatorade
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 17, 2018 02:11 PM (T71PA)
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That's some sikk burnz of ou puked up there JimmyBoy.
You can just see him wiggling like a puppy begging for a treat. What a disgusting spectacle!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 02:12 PM (Slcc5)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 02:12 PM (ICWiF)
Acosta thinks he's "probably" the White House's least favorite reporter, but quoted FDR in saying he "welcomes their hatred."
No Jim, the White House doesn't think you're a reporter at all.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 02:12 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (fiGNd)
Bunk.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at May 17, 2018 02:12 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: T. Coddington Van Voorhees III at May 17, 2018 02:13 PM (DIosY)
I was worried I wouldn't get out of that hole.
Posted by: DanMan at May 17, 2018 02:14 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:14 PM (0vY1N)
I could have very well said "very warmly received" but I'm tough, like a bulldog.
Posted by: Jim Accoster at May 17, 2018 02:14 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Mallamutt at May 17, 2018 02:14 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
that was the SNL skit where they mocked the media for being so soft of Obama. Not to mention ... Obama's early press briefings had pre-arranged and scripted questions and he read answers off a teleprompter.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (PNcou)
No shit.
Ace starts with a sucker punch - no warning - because that's what you do. Takes Hayes out first, because he's bigger. Something nasty to the throat. Maybe a salad fork.
Then Ace gets evil ... and a little cocky. Grabs the carving knife from the roast beef station. Cuts Eichenwald's hand completely the fuck off. Hands it to him. "Enjoy your Sushi - Freak". Flicks the table lamp off and on a couple times real quick, too. Just to rub a little seizure in the wound.
The he sees Acosta. Oh boy - Ace starts to get a little crazy now. "AC-O-O-O-O-STA !!!". It's all just flying fists, knees, and elbows. Jim ends up under the stage, his own cock hanging half out his mouth. Ace hikes up a leg and pisses on him. Marks him. Like winning Ewoks do.
Bill Krystol open his pie hole. Bad Move. "Well Ahoy, Mother Fucker". Before you know it, Ace has Krystol's head fully submerged in the Lobster Tank. "Who's Your Shelver Now, Bill ? Who's. Your. Fucking. Shelver ?"
The question's rhetorical. Bill's done gone to that Great Cruise in the Sky.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
"And separately, sir, I wanted to ask you about what some people are calling 'your best week ever' last week. You had two Supreme Court decisions supportive of the Affordable Care Act and of gay rights. You also delivered a speech down in Charleston that was pretty warmly received. It seems that you've built up some political capital for the remaining months of your presidency. I'm curious, how you want to use it? What hard things do you want to tackle at this point? And by the way, I'm so wet right now...."
Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:16 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sarah Sanders at May 17, 2018 02:16 PM (ICWiF)
9 Willowed a couple of threads ago......
340 Any idea why the shift occurred among leftists from pro Israel to anti Israel?
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This happened the moment the left realized that the Medieval Luddites of the international islamofascist movement (i.e. all followers of Islam) could be more effectively leveraged to destroy Western society so that the "Marxist Utopia" could be built on the ashes.
Jews and Israel? To your basic European style Marxist? Part of the problem (as bases of Western Society) and . . . well . . . icky joos as well . . so over the side they go.
Omelette, eggs, some assembly required. mortar for the stones, blah, blah blah. You know the rest.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 02:16 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 02:17 PM (KkliO)
Let me tell you about the time I straight armed Reggie to get to my
Lord's erect package. I deepthroated His boner until snotbubbles and
tears. Very gratifying.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:14 PM (0vY1N)
Cawfee. Screen. I hate you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2018 02:17 PM (aljs9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
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Thanks, Scogg. Nothing guffawing out of nowhere in the middle of the office and getting weird looks from all of your coworkers - and realizing that you could never explain what is so damn funny.
Now, back to my lunch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 17, 2018 02:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2018 02:18 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2018 02:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 17, 2018 02:18 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 02:17 PM (KkliO)
You got that right me bucko...
Posted by: Every Dem from the MA region with a Kennedy quaff at May 17, 2018 02:19 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 17, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)
When the Soviets said so.
Not kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 02:19 PM (Boy/L)
His words say 'No'.
But, his J.Crew Messenger Bag says 'Yes'.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:19 PM (CSanI)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:07 PM (fiGNd)
That would be worth a Pulitzer.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2018 02:19 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (QLvwG)
Only in his fevered imagination could he recall his 8 years of fellating the previous President as somehow "being tough" on him. Unless, of course, giving a beejer without using lip balm before-hand would be considered by Acosta to be "being tough"; which, all things considered, may be entirely possible in his mind.
I know know, I know - insert comment by sock Shep Smith [here]
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (Fb9aZ)
Of course, my uncle is 91 and senile.
Still,........
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)
How pathetic is Kimmel that he's featuring a rival network's copy boy on his late night comedy show?
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2018 02:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Wah Wah
Posted by: Jiminy Kimmel at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sharkman
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He's pretending it is Kool-Aid. Warm, yellow, Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (O5Q3r)
Jim is a straight shooter...like me!
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (yhf6w)
I'm a bank shot type of guy!
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (ymnmz)
https://tinyurl.com/y7lu3m3d
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (rBnYq)
I've had some thoughts.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (8rNrN)
Shut down the site and take the weekend off.
We'll start anew on Monday.
Posted by: reason at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (F26eZ)
But he never followed any of it up, never pressed anything, and was always very low key about it. He never acted like Obama was a retard or insane for saying something, it was more "but sir, with all due respect, given your great intellect and wisdom, surely..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:21 PM (39g3+)
"Earlier this morning, Secretary Napolitano said that lines at some of the biggest airports over the weekend were 150 to 200 percent longer. We're asking Homeland Security for some kind of metrics to back that up. But given the fact that there was sort of this back-and-forth over teacher layoffs with Secretary Duncan, and even the President talked about janitors that might be impacted at the Capitol - that may not be the case - what is the administration doing to make sure that these numbers are not hyped? Because might that undercut your message?"
Notice the question is really "Hey, this looks a little bad, you really should be out there getting your spin on the numbers, when are you going to do that?"
I'm sure Acosta gives Trump's spokesperson the same heads up on things that look bad, and gives them the opportunity to get their spin out there rather than just running with what other officials are saying. Yep. Totally sure.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (iv0p7)
*President Trump speaking to a class of grade-school children*
POTUS: "Look at these beautiful kids. They're rays of sunshine. Just fabulous"
The Press: "Nobody is a particle, Mr. President. They're people!"
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (+Ty8m)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 17, 2018 02:17 PM (KkliO)
Hey, it worked for Blago. Nobody ever touched Blago in the joint because of the Blagohair. The Mexican gangs called him El Biggo Hairo and steered clear of him. True story.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
>I've had some thoughts.
ACE stars in
ENTER THE EWOK
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (CSanI)
Posted by: Butthead at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (uc6a0)
Tough Jim Acosta to Obama
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (LiyEm)
My uncle in Florida, who has been involved in the Cuban counter-revolution for decades, says Acosta is a Castro plant.
Of course, my uncle is 91 and senile.
Still,........
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)
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Still more "with it" then Bill Kristol in my opinion. I'd go with your Uncle on this one.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Mallamutt at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (rBnYq)
Jim is a straight shooter...like me!
Jim is such a straight shooter he eats his pancakes in the middle of the road
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 02:22 PM (10vO4)
I have no clue what Acosta was doing. Seriously, never heard of the dude until he started throwing tantrums at press events.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (a0IVu)
Who paid whom?
Posted by: Zod Plenipotentiary at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
That was like poetry, man.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (Z5y53)
Of course, my uncle is 91 and senile.
Still,........
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)
I believe your uncle before Acosta..
BTW I like Miami worked there for years.. Need a Café Cubano fix!1 I miss my Midnight sandwiches too... mmm
Posted by: Every Dem from the MA region with a Kennedy quaff at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Then Ace gets evil ... and a little cocky. Grabs the carving knife from the roast beef station. Cuts Eichenwald's hand completely the fuck off. Hands it to him. "Enjoy your Sushi - Freak". Flicks the table lamp off and on a couple times real quick, too. Just to rub a little seizure in the wound.
The he sees Acosta. Oh boy - Ace starts to get a little crazy now. "AC-O-O-O-O-STA !!!". It's all just flying fists, knees, and elbows. Jim ends up under the stage, his own cock hanging half out his mouth. Ace hikes up a leg and pisses on him. Marks him. Like winning Ewoks do.
Bill Krystol open his pie hole. Bad Move. "Well Ahoy, Mother Fucker". Before you know it, Ace has Krystol's head fully submerged in the Lobster Tank. "Who's Your Shelver Now, Bill ? Who's. Your. Fucking. Shelver ?"
The question's rhetorical. Bill's done gone to that Great Cruise in the Sky.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
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That's fucking BEAUTIFUL, man!
Posted by: Jackal at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (/uolS)
I mean, their ratings are cratering and this guy is a major reason.
He is a walking shit show.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)
I don't think he ever stopped doing that - pre-screening questions for his press conferences. He would sometimes answer questions before they were asked, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)
Humor would have been had. But Jiminy is not funny anymore. He left his eye of the Tiger somewhere in Silverman's junk drawer.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (aljs9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (oo2tY)
Posted by: Socrates at May 17, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 02:25 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
Acosta, Tapper and Jen Rubin are known in DC as "The Human Mobius Strip"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 17, 2018 02:25 PM (RIKJa)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
****
Jib, cut, newsletter.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 02:25 PM (Fb9aZ)
Far as I can tell they all were like that. And the interviews, too. No surprises, all prepared and rehearsed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (39g3+)
I'll hit the weights - in case Ace needs a wing-man. Sketchy move though ... once an Ewok goes Bezerker .... it'll strike just about anything that moves.
Later.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (fiGNd)
Which got the pink eye again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (oo2tY)
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Bob Costas.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)
Corollary: nothing a man does to his dog can be gay provided it doesn't involve the dog's actual junk.
Exit Question: can you pet the spot where your dog's balls used to be?
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (eY/ez)
At some point, even CNN has to be ashamed of this clown.
Then again they've had an ambulence chasing porn lawyer on their air 150 times over the last few months
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (10vO4)
If Acosta's statement was true, he wouldn't have to point it out. At the top of his lungs.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (7ZVPa)
LOL
I'll take Things Jim Acosta Tells Himself as He Falls Asleep at Night for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (ymnmz)
You are officially gay when you give the J. Crew Operator your CVC.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (CSanI)
I don't know what that means but it's sounds funny and kind of gross.
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: IC at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (a0IVu)
"If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."
Trump is their Moby Dick.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (+lOpA)
Well, she was.
This is important.
and delicious.
Posted by: Nelson M. at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (4fmLd)
Of course, my uncle is 91 and senile.
Still,........
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)
****
Still more "with it" then Bill Kristol in my opinion. I'd go with your Uncle on this one.
Posted by: Publius Redux
Yeah. 100 quatloos on Margarita DeVille's uncle FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (RkYsP)
I mean, their ratings are cratering and this guy is a major reason.
He is a walking shit show.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (ATVNj)
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CNN is incapable of shame. Anyone who works for CNN is incapable of shame. Thankfully, if their ratings are any indication, shunning is back, baby!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 17, 2018 02:27 PM (I2dne)
I see you've spent some time contemplating this scenario.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (7n3kj)
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Wadda ya mean, rival? They're all yoked
together, pulling the same hate filled cart.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (Slcc5)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
That was like poetry, man.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 02:23 PM (Z5y53)
The Horde has some truly twisted imaginations, and I love you all for it!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (AM1GF)
I don't think he ever stopped doing that - pre-screening questions for his press conferences. He would sometimes answer questions before they were asked, etc.
____________________
Remember when he had his flunkies tote a couple of teleprompters into a kindergarten class he was going to speak to?
Dude was beyond pathetic.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (fqUgw)
They should commiserate over a plate of worms.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Obama the ghey at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)
The question's rhetorical. Bill's done gone to that Great Cruise in the Sky.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fiGNd)
*sniff* That was beautiful, man...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 17, 2018 02:29 PM (GdWl+)
We really need a Christina Hendricks post to counter the gayness of this thread.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (7n3kj)
Boobehs on tomorrow's morning art thread?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2018 02:29 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Naked White Ottoman Guy at May 17, 2018 02:30 PM (CSanI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2018 02:30 PM (pw+jk)
I mean, their ratings are cratering and this guy is a major reason.
He is a walking shit show.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 02:24 PM (ATVNj)
I had no idea how far they had fallen. They're way back in like 7th place these days.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:30 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (/qEW2)
++++++
Unpossible. The Diet of Worms was a German thing...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 17, 2018 02:30 PM (I2dne)
THIS is CNN:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/
997103703160250369
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)
Does CNN know that if you post something to the web, pretty much everyone can see it?
Someone has explained that to them, right?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (eY/ez)
========
Hadrian had a funny story about "neuticles".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2018 02:32 PM (q177U)
I just creamed my jeans
Posted by: SHEP at May 17, 2018 02:32 PM (jjaLl)
It's funny how some enormous ghetto booties are admired here, and others are the subject of derision.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 02:32 PM (iv0p7)
Acosta must have gotten some "comedy" tips from Jimmy Kimmel.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at May 17, 2018 02:32 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2018 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)
1. Question Obama about the corrupt Iran nuclear deal and the illegal payments to Iran.
2. Question Obama about the IRS scandal and the failure to hold the lawbreakers accountable.
3. Question Obama about his involvement and knowledge about Hillary Clinton's access to classified information using a home-brew server and unauthorized email account.
4. Question Obama about his administration's criminal involvement in Fast and Furious.
5. Question Obama about Benghazi and his failed leadership and weapons shipments.
And on and on. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 17, 2018 02:33 PM (ATVNj)
Excellent point to bring up with all journalists. They should have to take this test: what's the toughest question you ever asked Obama?
For extra credit, choose one that hadn't been given you by the White House Press Secretary in advance or previously vetted by the administration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)
A meme has been born, right in front of us.
A day which will go down in infamy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 17, 2018 02:34 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:35 PM (LiyEm)
Yep. I also remember all the clueless lefties wondering how anyone could possibly ridicule Obama for using a teleprompter.
"I don't get it, everyone uses a teleprompter."
Yeah, they do, but not for every single public appearance, including in front of 9 kindergartners.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 02:35 PM (iv0p7)
list the questions you yelled at president Obama while he was at a funeral
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Actually in this case hard on is a euphamism for strap-on
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2018 02:36 PM (oo2tY)
And now it's all like, well, yeah, of COURSE they were spying on him! They should have!
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at May 17, 2018 02:36 PM (O5Q3r)
That's what Steve Kroft at 60 Minutes was for. Obama liked to go on that show after going silent on a scandal/topic for weeks, provide scripted answers to scripted questions and then be done with the topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2018 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
As a follow up, do your farts smell like lilac or roses?
Follow up to my follow up, can I please make my own determination of your fart scent?
Posted by: Jim "Human Penis" Acosta at May 17, 2018 02:37 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, they do, but not for every single public appearance, including in front of 9 kindergartners.
Posted by: bonhomme
Yeah, but Obama really wasn't that good at it. A lot jerking back and forth, as he swung his head from one screen to the other (right and left).
And if he got off message, he was really confused. The man was just not that remarkable or bright.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 17, 2018 02:37 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Is he the "what about yer gaaaaafes" guy?
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:38 PM (gXAwB)
EMPEACH DAT SHELVER BO, FOADY FI !!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair at May 17, 2018 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
Here, I'll answer a question with a question.
What's the fastest growing minority demographic being coddled by the Democrats?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 17, 2018 02:38 PM (Lvhtz)
Does anyone remember when people were all like Trump should be impeached/jailed for saying that the Obama admin spied on him?
And now it's all like, well, yeah, of COURSE they were spying on him! They should have!
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Z5y53)
NO! Noooo! NO!
No!
No!
Not True! No!
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (ymnmz)
If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it, and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?
...
If you desire this to the exclusion of desiring the company of an actual human female, then yes, gay. A more healthy interaction would be confined to games of fetch, teaching him tricks, and a few seconds of scritching behind the ears.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (/qEW2)
1. Actively side with a ruthless, murdering Communist dictator over the President of the United States
2. Actively side with a ruthless, murdering street gang over the President of the United States
As enraging/frightening as that is, at least they'll get more Trump if they keep this up (and you know they will.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (rdl6o)
How upset was Jim Acosta when Bill O'Reilly got picked to blow Obama at the Superbowl Halftime Show?
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:38 PM (gXAwB)
So Jelly, I'm Sure.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ymnmz)
BREAKING: IG Horowitz has found "reasonable grounds" for believing there has been a violation of federal criminal law in the FBI/DOJ's handling of the Clinton investigation/s and has referred his findings of potential criminal misconduct to Huber for possible criminal prosecution
12:18 PM - May 17, 2018
BREAKING: Comey/Yates targeted Gen. Flynn in C.I. investigation a yr BEFORE he communicated w Russian ambassador in Dec 2016 as a transition official--and the trigger was Flynn sitting at same table w Putin at Dec 2015 Moscow event, even tho Green Party's Jill Stein also at table
12:34 PM - May 17, 2018
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:40 PM (UBzPO)
I would like to practice having babies with her to alleviate that problem!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 17, 2018 02:41 PM (8iiMU)
If I rub my dog's belly and he likes it and I like it, and we can't wait to do it after work, aren't we both sorta gay?
...
If you desire this to the exclusion of desiring the company of an actual human female, then yes, gay. A more healthy interaction would be confined to games of fetch, teaching him tricks, and a few seconds of scritching behind the ears.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (/qEW2)
[Whimpers]
Posted by: Moron dogs at May 17, 2018 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM
Embrace the power of and, young Padawan.
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at May 17, 2018 02:41 PM (ctuyM)
We need to drain the swamp, shoot every creature attempting to slither out, gut and skin said creatures, make boots out of their hides, burn the remainder, and stomp out the ashes with our new swamp-creature boots.
Posted by: Sam Adams at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
sock status..... off
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
BREAKING: IG Horowitz has found "reasonable grounds" for believing there has been a violation of federal criminal law in the FBI/DOJ's handling of the Clinton investigation/s and has referred his findings of potential criminal misconduct to Huber for possible criminal prosecution
12:18 PM - May 17, 2018
BREAKING: Comey/Yates targeted Gen. Flynn in C.I. investigation a yr BEFORE he communicated w Russian ambassador in Dec 2016 as a transition official--and the trigger was Flynn sitting at same table w Putin at Dec 2015 Moscow event, even tho Green Party's Jill Stein also at table
12:34 PM - May 17, 2018
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:40 PM (UBzPO)
This alone should vitiate the entire Special counsel investigation.
Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kate Upton at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)
"Who's Your Shelver Now, Bill ? Who's. Your. Fucking. Shelver ?"
Posted by: Fox at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (GmdGB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: !jeb at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)
and salt the ground....You forgot to salt the ground.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (Lvhtz)
The best was when Obama launched brick after brick and than cleared all
the little kids off the court because they were interfering with his
hooping.Than he continued to miss shot after shot...
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)
You know those videos people do where the same guy keeps getting hit in the head with the volley ball or soccer ball while the play continues.
Somebody should have done one of those with Obama throwing short bricks that come off the front of the rim like a rocket and pasting the same kid over and over for twenty shots in a row.
Cause you know they never did that sort of thing to Dick Cheney.
#hardonobama
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
146 138
We really need a Christina Hendricks post to counter the gayness of this thread.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 17, 2018 02:28 PM (7n3kj)
Boobehs on tomorrow's morning art thread?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2018 02:29 PM (jxbfJ)
Great. Some Matisse painting of birds.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (RREjb)
This is your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (9iLHi)
============
Que?
Posted by: Your "New" Americans at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (Lvhtz)
Just salt the swamp.
I'm a problem solver.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (+lOpA)
Russian Hack
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (RREjb)
Posted by: JAS at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (ii30j)
Another theory is the failure of the kibbutzim sp? to work even with friendly cooperative Jew proved socialism IS error.
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (FhXTo)
In the 60's, after Israel allied itself with the UK and France in the 1956 War (during which Eisenhower put his foot down, hard against the allies), the Soviets found an opportunity to create a great deal of discord in the Middle East by backing Israel's Egyptian and Arab neighbors. And the Left rejoiced.
Posted by: mrp at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (Pqytn)
I swear to G_d, last night while watching some cable news shows, they actually claimed that the FBI went easy on PDT's campaign, and that Peter Strozk gave him the benefit of the doubt. Comedy gold!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
We think ace broke his fast with Valu-Rite and crack.
Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)
unbelievable! I just got an invoice... in the mail... for $1... $1.00.
This is your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 02:44 PM (9iLHi)
After doing my taxes this year I ended up owing exactly $1. You're welcome.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Comedy Central at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (H8S+R)
BREAKING: Comey/Yates targeted Gen. Flynn in
C.I. investigation a yr BEFORE he communicated w Russian ambassador in
Dec 2016 as a transition official--and the trigger was Flynn sitting at
same table w Putin at Dec 2015 Moscow event, even tho Green Party's Jill
Stein also at table
12:34 PM - May 17, 2018
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:40 PM (UBzPO)
This alone should vitiate the entire Special counsel investigation.
Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
LOL
Nice knowing ya Sally!
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)
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When were leftists ever pro Israel? In my 58 years I can't think of a time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2018 02:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 02:47 PM (9iLHi)
Back in my day a dollar...whom am I kidding. I was once sent a check from Sam's club for a $1 overpayment.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (suO/a)
You misspelled ISIL
Posted by: Max Power at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (q177U)
Nice knowing ya Sally!
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)
More Paul Sperry:
As the IG prepares to release his next report, Sally Yates is suddenly animated agitated. She is tweet-storming against Trump, giving speeches bashing Trump, and spinning her role in the investigations in the New York Times. Yates appears worried about something ahead of
1:11 PM - May 17, 2018
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (FhXTo)
Huh. Never thought of that. If Jews can't make it work....
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (O5Q3r)
==========
Meh....I'll let you know my decision soon.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
No shit.
Ace starts with a sucker punch - no warning - because that's what you do. Takes Hayes out first, because he's bigger. Something nasty to the throat. Maybe a salad fork.
Then Ace gets evil ... and a little cocky. Grabs the carving knife from the roast beef station. Cuts Eichenwald's hand completely the fuck off. Hands it to him. "Enjoy your Sushi - Freak". Flicks the table lamp off and on a couple times real quick, too. Just to rub a little seizure in the wound.
The he sees Acosta. Oh boy - Ace starts to get a little crazy now. "AC-O-O-O-O-STA !!!". It's all just flying fists, knees, and elbows. Jim ends up under the stage, his own cock hanging half out his mouth. Ace hikes up a leg and pisses on him. Marks him. Like winning Ewoks do.
Bill Krystol open his pie hole. Bad Move. "Well Ahoy, Mother Fucker". Before you know it, Ace has Krystol's head fully submerged in the Lobster Tank. "Who's Your Shelver Now, Bill ? Who's. Your. Fucking. Shelver ?"
The question's rhetorical. Bill's done gone to that Great Cruise in the Sky.
Posted by: ScoggDog
--------
SD! Thread winner in my book.
Golf clap sir, Golf Clap.
Now, next chapter please...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (8SR1L)
Did anyone ever noodle out what the deal was with the bizarre sidebar items from yesterday?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
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Ace is on a 21 day fast....... AND he didnt hydrate properly.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T, Glassing the M110 at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
Next Chapter is the Ewok / Dog Love Scene.
Best to skip to Chapter 3.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2018 02:50 PM (RREjb)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Woof!
Posted by: Ace's dog at May 17, 2018 02:50 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 02:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 17, 2018 02:51 PM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at May 17, 2018 02:51 PM (n+6mJ)
LOL
Nice knowing ya Sally!
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 17, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)
More Paul Sperry:
As
the IG prepares to release his next report, Sally Yates is suddenly
animated agitated. She is tweet-storming against Trump, giving speeches
bashing Trump, and spinning her role in the investigations in the New
York Times. Yates appears worried about something ahead of
1:11 PM - May 17, 2018
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (UBzPO)
Thank you for your service to the #resistence.
I know remembering the the heady days between the election and inauguration when we stood shoulder to shoulder against the tyrants will keep you company in your prison cell.
Cause I sure as shit won't be.
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 17, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)
Golf clap sir, Golf Clap.
Now, next chapter please...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 02
Tappin Tapper.
Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (cgL1N)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (n+6mJ)
Guarantee that the FBI mole on Trump and the investigation was just par
for the course. You figure they didn't have that on Bush? Romney?
Several congressional races the Dems managed to flip? Does anyone
really think someone just donated their entire life to a congressional
campaign filming everything for free just hoping to catch a guy say
"macaca"??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)
How many years do you think they had Bernie under surveillance?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)
and salt the ground....You forgot to salt the ground.
And scatter the stones, too.
How soon we forget...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (GdWl+)
(Willowed from the last thread)
Posted by: Josef K. at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (TG4Dr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: VAN HALEN at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RREjb)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 02:53 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)
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Just once.
But he's been under surveillance since he honeymooned in Moscow.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
Sent a check for $.96
Two months later received notice that I failed to pay the $.96 and any property I owned in Cali would be confiscated.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (+lOpA)
This alone should vitiate the entire Special counsel investigation.
==========
Meh....I'll let you know my decision soon.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (vg8iE)
Tick Tock, brother, Tick Tock.
Posted by: Big Isalnd Volcano at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (oiNtH)
Just what IS his position, anyway? Justice Czar?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)
Ace starts with a sucker punch - no warning - because that's what you do. Takes Hayes out first, because he's bigger. Something nasty to the throat. Maybe a salad fork.
Then Ace gets evil ... and a little cocky. Grabs the carving knife from the roast beef station. Cuts Eichenwald's hand completely the fuck off. Hands it to him. "Enjoy your Sushi - Freak". Flicks the table lamp off and on a couple times real quick, too. Just to rub a little seizure in the wound.
The he sees Acosta. Oh boy - Ace starts to get a little crazy now. "AC-O-O-O-O-STA !!!". It's all just flying fists, knees, and elbows. Jim ends up under the stage, his own cock hanging half out his mouth. Ace hikes up a leg and pisses on him. Marks him. Like winning Ewoks do.
Bill Krystol open his pie hole. Bad Move. "Well Ahoy, Mother Fucker". Before you know it, Ace has Krystol's head fully submerged in the Lobster Tank. "Who's Your Shelver Now, Bill ? Who's. Your. Fucking. Shelver ?"
The question's rhetorical. Bill's done gone to that Great Cruise in the Sky.
Posted by: ScoggDog
==========
Isn't it a little soon for Tom Wolfe to be reincarnated?
Posted by: simplemind at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (P83K7)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 02:39 PM (3dsTO)
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They were SOOOO close to permanent grip on power ... and then it all slipped through their fingers somehow. I'm convinced that's the main thing that drove the left absolutely batshit insane. Like watching the horror on the face of a movie villain as his doomsday device malfunctions, or the monster he sought to control turns on him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (xJrIn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Who is Huber? So many names to keep up with.
Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (oiNtH)
Federal prosecutor assigned to work alongside the OIG
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)
Back in my day a dollar...whom am I kidding. I was once sent a check from Sam's club for a $1 overpayment.
I once received a Christmas bonus check of $0.00.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (GdWl+)
He was promoted to the White House press corps in 2013. In journo-land that's a big deal.
Outside of journalists and news junkies, I don't think anyone else thinks that's terribly impressive.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (iv0p7)
Sent a check for $.96
Two months later received notice that I failed to pay the $.96 and any property I owned in Cali would be confiscated.
Posted by: eleven
========
what they didn't tell you is that the lottery ticket you bought just passing through last year, hit.
Posted by: simplemind at May 17, 2018 02:55 PM (c3s3Y)
Posted by: Gumby
I'd prefer OT style smitings from God.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 02:56 PM (RkYsP)
With Trump, it's an unhealthy obsession, fallacious, hyperbolic and politically motivated.
Posted by: Marcus T, Glassing the M110 at May 17, 2018 02:57 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sally Yates at May 17, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Gumby
I'd prefer OT style smitings from God.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 02:56 PM (RkYsP)"And fire. There must be fire.
Posted by: Marcus T, Glassing the M110 at May 17, 2018 02:58 PM (VpIIl)
Yep. It was Phase 2 all ready to go. The total rebuilding of the US. By the end of the Hillary years, I doubt we'd even have a constitution. They were setting up a total leftist conversion and takeover, and then this happened. Like an interrupted orgasm. That's why they are THIS berserk. That and deep seated terror that all the crap they've been pulling will be found out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++
I found this to be funnier than it probably is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 17, 2018 02:58 PM (I2dne)
Lightning, plagues, and the ground swallowing up a few people would not at all be disappointing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 02:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 02:56 PM (RkYsP)
...in which stones are scattered and the earth is salted? Because I would like that too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 17, 2018 02:59 PM (Lvhtz)
==========
Straight cocksucker?
Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 17, 2018 03:00 PM (vg8iE)
She is wearing a plain white top, but the cameraman must be teh ghey because he has not pulled back the camera to to reveal her massive curves.
What is wrong with males these days?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 17, 2018 03:00 PM (8iiMU)
256 Tapper - Clapper; its kind of hard to keep all the cocksuckers straight.
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)
Sounds South Parkish.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 17, 2018 03:01 PM (e1mEI)
I once received a Christmas bonus check of $0.00.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
I once received a refund check from Heathkit for $0.01
I cashed it at the bank and used to penny in the bank lobby to buy a gum ball.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2018 03:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: IC at May 17, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:01 PM (RkYsP)
Just what IS his position, anyway? Justice Czar?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+
Rudy took the place of PDT's personal lawyer Cohen.
I don't believe he holds any official position in the administration..
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 03:01 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (MTjB1)
Trust me when God smites, there's no need for us to follow up. Except to cringe in terror and pray for forgiveness.
Jesus is comin back. And this time he won't be meek and mild. This time he's bringing the justice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ShainS at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (DpAEX)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 17, 2018 02:26 PM (eY/ez)
***
I am making the call here:
No. No, you cannot.
Next "is this gay" question, please.
Posted by: The "I'm making the Call" Guy at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (Fb9aZ)
one additional benefit of having Trump as president is that when there
is an ebola outbreak in africa he does not start flying those with ebola
here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (MTjB1)
The good old days!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Right now, he's the Lawyer With The Microphone. He's trying the case in public without the hysteric style of Gloria Allred. At the moment, he's a private legal advisor for Trump. I doubt he's leading the legal team, but he is the face of it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)
Trust me when God smites, there's no need for us to follow up. Except to cringe in terror and pray for forgiveness.
Jesus is comin back. And this time he won't be meek and mild. This time he's bringing the justice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Odds on who shows up first?
Jesus or OIG report?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (RkYsP)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (e8kgV)
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I'd suggest he quarantine them in Malibu and Martha's Vineyard where the locals will embrace them.
Posted by: Gumby at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (GdWl+)
EM THURIES GASTRONOMIE FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (mPeei)
Is that French?
Posted by: IC at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (a0IVu)
I remember getting 10 cent checks from the phone company when a payphone would eat your dime
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (10vO4)
I don't believe he holds any official position in the administration..
Posted by: sOME mORON
War time consigliere?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
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They were staunchly so (even more than the GOP) in the 50's and early 60's.
The switch started in the late 60's as the hard Left began taking over the party.
The neo-Marxist line ---fostered by both the USSR and Mao--- then had the Israelis cast as white colonizers and the (newly invented) "Palestinians" as oppressed persons of color.
The American Left of course followed this narrative for variou$ reasons.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: DaveA at May 17, 2018 02:45 PM (FhXTo)
Huh. Never thought of that. If Jews can't make it work....
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 02:48 PM (+lOpA)
Even more interesting is why kibbutzes failed. It turns out (I've read) that women were key; they didn't like living in separate barracks from their husbands and children, so much so that eventually the kibbutzes went over to individual family-based cottages. Then, and of course each woman wanted the best for her family, especially her children, which engendered competition. The collectivist ideal went over the side as each woman put her children ahead of everyone else's.
So the socialist ideal of the kibbutz broke its teeth on the nuclear family.
Now is it obvious why the Reds here do their best to undermine the nuclear family and promote divorce, promiscuity, and perversion?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2018 03:05 PM (jScj0)
BINGO!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 03:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 17, 2018 03:05 PM (OYhyE)
BREAKING: IG Horowitz has found "reasonable grounds" for believing there
has been a violation of federal criminal law in the FBI/DOJ's handling
of the Clinton investigation/s and has referred his findings of
potential criminal misconduct to Huber for possible criminal prosecution
Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at May 17, 2018 03:03 PM (e8kgV)
Ow my balls.
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 17, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (RkYsP)
Yes and not a moment too soon..
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 03:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
And honestly? I'm good with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (39g3+)
A very long time ago I had a bumper sticker that read:
Jesus is coming, and man is He pissed off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (7UW64)
BREAKING: IG Horowitz has found "reasonable grounds" for believing there has been a violation of federal criminal law in the FBI/DOJ's handling of the Clinton investigation/s and has referred his findings of potential criminal misconduct to Huber for possible criminal prosecution
It's showtime
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (10vO4)
Delusion is not just another river in Egypt ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 17, 2018 03:02 PM (DpAEX)
"Delusion" - not just another island chain off of Alaska.
Posted by: Pubblius Redux at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (Fb9aZ)
I don't believe he holds any official position in the administration..
Posted by: sOME mORON
War time consigliere?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (RkYsP)
Time to send some people fishing.
Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 17, 2018 03:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)
And all of this Deep State shit was done when they were fully convinced Trump was going to lose.
Which brings up the frightening thought that if the original intent wasn't to bring down a President (since he wasn't going to be President) then the intent was to prosecute and possible imprison Trump as a warning message to the Deplorables.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 03:07 PM (3dsTO)
Next Chapter is the Ewok / Dog Love Scene.
Best to skip to Chapter 3.
Posted by: garrett
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*blink blink*
* quickly flips pages to chapter 3*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 03:07 PM (8SR1L)
War time consigliere? Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (RkYsP)
It's nothing personal Tom
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (10vO4)
Now is it obvious why the Reds here do their best to undermine the nuclear family and promote divorce, promiscuity, and perversion?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
We could break them if we stridently and steadfastly enforced "No Workee, No Eatee".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (RkYsP)
It's showtime
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They just released the Movie's first trailer. Simmer down fanbois.
Its gonna be a rolling series of staged freakouts for at least a year.
Posted by: simplemind at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (c3s3Y)
Roper: So now you'd give the Devil benefit of law!
More: Yes. What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
Roper: I'd cut down every law in England to do that!
More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast - man's laws, not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (BWL+E)
Should.
But whoever this Paul Sperry guy is, he is the only one reporting this info.
So unless someone is leaking IG investigation material this is all bullshittery.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (UfMVm)
Don't forget the "Right's" contribution to this insanity, too. There remains a non-trivial assembly of poseurs who had been capitalizing on their conservative bona fides and who have been proven to not actually have any. It has been a bipartisan/uniparty effort to keep power away from the citizenry.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (H8S+R)
The switch started in the late 60's as the hard Left began taking over the party.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 17, 2018 03:04 PM (0jtPF)
The Israelis moving away from the kibbutz system and toward a capitalist system contributed as well. IOW, it was all good as long as there was a strong commie element to how Israeli functioned.
Posted by: Bert G at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: rammajamma at May 17, 2018 03:08 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 03:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2018 03:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 03:10 PM (LiyEm)
original intent wasn't to bring down a President (since he wasn't going
to be President) then the intent was to prosecute and possible imprison
Trump as a warning message to the Deplorables.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 03:07 PM (3dsTO)
Yep, put the king of deplorables in jail as a message.
Remember when the press and the Dems kept pushing Trump to "admit" that he would abide by the results of the elections.
They were going to serve up a great big shit sandwich and make him eat it for all to see.
And he knew it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 03:10 PM (ymnmz)
Is that French?
Posted by: IC
___________________
EM HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW,, I'M TOO STUPID TO EVEN DO ENGLISH FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 17, 2018 03:10 PM (mPeei)
Probably billions ran through the Clinton Foundation under various close sounding names, (e.g. The Bill Clinton Foundation) in various complicit laundering banks.
idk, but there will be layer upon layer of subterfuge as none of the player really want to go to prison or give their millions back. Anyone giving or receiving through the fake foundation has much to lose, including big names in the stock market. Trump's EO allowed monies to be frozen if they were involved in trafficking or other schemes ... so that covers most of the DC mafia.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2018 03:10 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:06 PM (10vO4)
But who will they prosecute? It will not be scankles
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (czkHE)
"They were SOOOO close to permanent grip on power ... and then it all slipped through their fingers somehow. I'm convinced that's the main thing that drove the left absolutely batshit insane."
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Which reaffirms my belief that the last two years are proof positive that hand of God itself swung that election.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
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Lou Albano with the rubber band thingy attached to his face... I was always like WTF is that hanging off his face.. Bro, seriously..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (8SR1L)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (3dsTO)
Any flaming red skulls on the horizon on the IG findings? Or do we wait until the official release.
Someone light the Ewok Signal
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 17, 2018 03:12 PM (Fb9aZ)
They just released the Movie's first trailer. Simmer down fanbois.
We've been watching trailers for 16 months. This is the first act.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (10vO4)
I wouldn't pay any attention to what anyone on twitter says.
He is the only one reporting this.
The facts are, the only IG related items that have released so far are...
McCabe IG report detailing lack of candor which formed the basis of his firing.
IG report on Hillary Investigation that has been released for review and comment by affected agencies and departments before final release.
That is it.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
For quite some time I kind of shrugged when I'd come across this oft-shared sentiment. But as of late I've come around to agreeing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (3dsTO)
Someone light the Ewok Signal
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No.
I dont want to see dancing in the streets until people start hearing jail doors slammin behind them.
THEN you may light the flaming skull.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (8XRCm)
I find the idea that the pickled sot would unleash the flying monkeys a little farfetched. She would just get out of the way while the monkeys flew off on their own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (HgMAr)
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I'm afraid I can't allow that.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Now with 100% More Lava! at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (vg8iE)
But who will they prosecute? It will not be scankles
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (czkHE)
I'd gladly see Skankles walk for the head of Sid Vicious on a platter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: steevy at May 17, 2018 02:02 PM (LiyEm)
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If you could sell laughing stock, CNN's shared price would quadruple, and they'd do a split.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: PhilDirt at May 17, 2018 03:15 PM (OYhyE)
But as of late I've come around to agreeing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (3dsTO)
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God chooses the Golden Scalp Weasel to work his will.
Which also proves God has a healthy sense of humor.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:15 PM (8XRCm)
The real question is whether Clinton's email investigation can be reopened. ========
Of course it can, they didn't exonerate her in court they chose not to prosecute.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:16 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (czkHE)
Depends on who they can flip.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 17, 2018 03:16 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 17, 2018 03:16 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2018 03:17 PM (+lOpA)
Which brings up the frightening thought that if the original intent wasn't to bring down a President (since he wasn't going to be President) then the intent was to prosecute and possible imprison Trump as a warning message to the Deplorables.
Yep, I thought the same thing. And the Prog RINOs in Congress were all set and ready to roll over and let Her Heinous and the Marxist/Prog Ctrl/Left take full control of the government for decades to come.
In fact, they'd already proven they'd never really oppose SCOAMF The Historic First, so you know damned good and well they'd never oppose The Second Historic First either for the same reason. They're deathly afraid of being called "sexist." Fuck their oaths and their sworn duty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 17, 2018 03:17 PM (GdWl+)
But who will they prosecute? It will not be scankles
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (czkHE)
I'd gladly see Skankles walk for the head of Sid Vicious on a platter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)
All her minions should go to jail, make her toxic, and retire her to the Chappaqua mansion as the Bollard Queen of Chappaqua, forever to wnder th woods looking for votes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 17, 2018 03:17 PM (ymnmz)
Better sell them dancing shoes then.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 17, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)
Sung to the tune of the Stones You Can't always Get What You Want....
....You Can't always choose the form of your Savior..
But if you try sometimes you just might get, what you need...
Ahh yeah
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 03:18 PM (UfMVm)
+++++
Paul Sperry - Wikipedia
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I wouldn't pay any attention to what anyone on twitter says.
He is the only one reporting this.
The facts are, the only IG related items that have released so far are...
McCabe IG report detailing lack of candor which formed the basis of his firing.
IG report on Hillary Investigation that has been released for review and comment by affected agencies and departments before final release.
That is it.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 17, 2018 03:13 PM (UfMVm)
+++++
HAHAHAHAHA OH THIS IS TOO MUCH !!! basically a version of I didn't wanta date with that fat ugly bitch anyways
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 17, 2018 03:18 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 17, 2018 03:11 PM (czkHE)
I'd gladly see Skankles walk for the head of Sid Vicious on a platter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
I want the top 5. Because NO ONE made a move on their own without their blessing.
Obama, Jarrett, Lerner, Holder, & Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2018 03:18 PM (RkYsP)
Depends on who they can flip.
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Surely.... if they can lean on Flynn effectively enough to make him cry "uncle" and plead guilty....
..... bending a two bit hack like Strozk enough to rat out the ringleaders *should* be a peice of cake.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 03:19 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Marcus T, Glassing the M110 at May 17, 2018 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
............
Is that half a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are just happy to see him?
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2018 03:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 17, 2018 03:20 PM (O5Q3r)
Extremely interesting. If only this could get more play.
Posted by: Jwest at May 17, 2018 03:22 PM (/roJx)
"They" are currently investigating methods to get the other 49 states to send them 150 BILLION DOLLARS.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2018 03:24 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2018 03:18 PM (8XRCm)
I'm sure his masters have already given Strozk incentive enough not to "rat". "Listen, Petey baby. You can do your time in a federal country club, we'll get you out after a year, then we'll get you a cushy sinecure that will pay high 6 figures a year for the rest of your life. Or, you can rat and we'll feed you to the rats. Your call".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2018 03:29 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 17, 2018 03:31 PM (ICWiF)
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