The Art Of The Deal

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Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 07:34 PM (vWMNq)

2 I read the whole post before commenting too.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (vWMNq)

3 Corgis.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (vWMNq)

4 Baller. You know, sometimes I think Donald Trump is what Bill Clinton wishes he could be.

He's be overjoyed to pants Hillary in front of a national audience, of that I have zero doubt.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2018 07:35 PM (lphAE)

5 still don't think he actually porked her

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (hMwEB)

6 Me neither.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (vWMNq)

7 I would pants Hillary.

I would......for science.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (EoRCO)

8 Hey man, you gotta pay a premium for butt stuff.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (icI8A)

9 Or rape is much more expensive than cabfare.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (Dp6qK)

10 Willowed...meaning of "paper ass" from the urban dictionary;

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM (R5lpX)

11 Plus, Trump's going to get his money back, with interest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

12 Let's not argue over who porked whom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 07:38 PM (IqV8l)

13 I'm soooo sorry wah wah wha wha wha ,,,,snort,,,wha!!! Have I told you about survival seeds and gold. Well, Tanya and I....Please clap!

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 18, 2018 07:38 PM (3c1uO)

14 Let he who has not had hand babies with Stormy Daniels cast the first nut.

Posted by: Multiple Miggs at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (Dp6qK)

15 Hey man, you gotta pay a premium for butt stuff.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:37 PM

Well, maybe not if there's dinner and a show first.

Posted by: Shep! at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (3c1uO)

16 Also the Left doesn't believe Paula Jones, but they absolutely believe the porn star.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lKs2v)

17 Apropos of nothing, is Prince Phillip like a 120 years old now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

18 Good Night, Horde!!

Pleasant dreams. Home to Mrs. OReno.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (2sCft)

19 I would not tell either of them of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (BJYIf)

20 OK. I guess you get what you pay for.

Posted by: redenzo at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (14qvS)

21 I dont believe the bullshit that he porked her either.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 18, 2018 07:40 PM (7n3kj)

22 ''still don't think he actually porked her''

Nope. Me neither.

Posted by: Tuna at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (jm1YL)

23 still don't think he actually porked her
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:36 PM (hMwEB)

++++
I'm not sure and don't care. But I think if you had the choice: Stormy Daniels 10 years ago or Paula Jones?

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (2sCft)

24 Who the hell is playing Trump in the picture in the lower-right corner? I can't think of the actor's name.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (y87Qq)

25 Let he who has not had hand babies with Stormy Daniels cast the first nut.
Posted by: Multiple Miggs at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM

Well I'll cast. She's meh. I hate gross fake tits and she's really not that attractive even when she was younger. Way better talent out there than that. BTW, I saw a pic the other day of her somewhere and man her expiration date is past. Whew.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (3c1uO)

26 Bill was willing to pay more because, well, have you seen Hillary?

Posted by: OCBill at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (df+Zi)

27 "Yeah, but Paula is at least five times hotter than Stormy ..." -- Bubba

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (BiLU+)

28 That poster is to funny

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (aC6Sd)

29 Ha Ha! Yes, sir!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (qnBaA)

30
Apropos of nothing, is Prince Phillip like a 120 years old now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

Don't exaggerate. He's not a day over 119.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (ai0fT)

31 Ms. Jones escaped rape rape and she did not initiate of offer her attacked anything.

We don't know what Stormy asked for did for her money, if anything.

Did she fly to Moscow and piss on the bed?

Someone needs to ask her how much to be filmed pissing on a bed.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (QgFG+)

32 Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

33 OT. Count me in on team don't give a fuck in regards to the royal wedding. There's a reason we kicked their ass out of the country.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (3c1uO)

34 Don't exaggerate. He's not a day over 119.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM (ai0fT)

Prince Phillip should have honorary status as a moron in good standing, I think.

So he is 29.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (qnBaA)

35 "Well I'll cast. She's meh. I hate gross fake tits and she's really not that attractive even when she was younger. Way better talent out there than that. BTW, I saw a pic the other day of her somewhere and man her expiration date is past. Whew.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:41 PM (3c1uO) "

I'll second this. She's a dime a dozen in the porn world - there are better, and younger, blonde broads with fake cans.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (icI8A)

36 I think a rape costs more than consensual sex.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (q177U)

37 propos of nothing, is Prince Phillip like a 120 years old now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

Don't exaggerate. He's not a day over 119.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2018 07:42 PM

Well it's easy to look good when you've been in a can all those years. Wait, wrong prince. Damn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (3c1uO)

38 I just looked at the Max Boot Twitter link on the sidebar. For a super-conservative, he sure seems to have a lot of Democrat fans.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

39 Bill Clinton sexually harassed Paula Jones.Trump didn't sexually haraasss Stormy. How old is Bill Clinton? I know he has had heart problems, but darn, he looks way older than Trump. I just running a Crime Cartel and having spent years harassing and raping women and having sex with minors doesn't agree with Clinton. Trump has "gotten around" but his deeds don't seem to have shown up on his face as much as Bill Clintons have shown up on his.

I think Paula Jones is her heyday looked better than Stormy does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (vw6r3)

40 $850K in 1998 dollars which I would estimate at $2.1 million in 2017 dollars.
Oh and I remember how BJ's payoff was a nothing burger in the media.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)

41 The thing that gets me is the same people - many of them women - would defend Clinton to the death and then die of the vapors because Trump got some too.

It's the hypocrisy that I can't abide.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (DK0L4)

42 33; damn straight. zero fucks given about that inbred family of fuckwits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (KP5rU)

43 I don't care at all about the royal wedding but if watching the dress pron gets Chani out of her stillsuit, I play along.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (BJYIf)

44 I just looked at the Max Boot Twitter link on the sidebar. For a super-conservative, he sure seems to have a lot of Democrat fans.
Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM

Give him the boot. He went full retard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (3c1uO)

45 OT. Count me in on team don't give a fuck in regards to the royal wedding. There's a reason we kicked their ass out of the country.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (3c1uO)

My wife asked me when we should set our alarms tomorrow morning for the wedding.

I said "Oh, I don't know. Eleven?"

She laughed.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (953wK)

46 Prince Philip was born June 10, 1921 so that makes him 96
Just had hip surgery 6 weeks ago

Queen E was born April 21, 1926

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (hMwEB)

47 Do you have Prince Phillip in a can?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

48 in re the burger question down below: London KY has one each Krystal and White Castle. Amusingly, they're at the appropriate north and south ends of town.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (nRSSJ)

49 Prince Phillip is worshiped as a god on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu.

http://bit.ly/2IthVy9

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

50 39: cocaine will really fuck you up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)

51 I don't care at all about the royal wedding but if watching the dress pron gets Chani out of her stillsuit, I play along.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (BJYIf)

What are the chances of a Pippa's Ass moment, I wonder.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (953wK)

52 Has her lawyer been perp-walked yet?

Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (cHbmY)

53 More to the point, Clinton paid to settle a sexual harassment suit. The only issue with Daniels is...well, actually, there is no issue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (w1zJX)

54 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)

Bill Clinton is a coke user?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (vw6r3)

55 Bill was willing to pay more because the Clintons never spend their own money.

Posted by: DNC Accountant at May 18, 2018 07:48 PM (t9Wky)

56 33; damn straight. zero fucks given about that inbred family of fuckwits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM

Went into the family room last night. My lovely bride of 20 plus years was watching something about floral arraignments for the royal shit show. I just looked with a look of disgust and said really? and went to the garage.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:48 PM (3c1uO)

57 The only issue with Daniels is...well, actually, there is no issue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (w1zJX)

Well, except for breach of contract for violating her NDA, that is.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:48 PM (953wK)

58 >What are the chances of a Pippa's Ass moment, I wonder.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (953wK)

Zero. She has no maid of honor and no brides maids. Just flower girls. She wants the whole stage to herself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:49 PM (BJYIf)

59 #$metoo

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 07:49 PM (2wOtx)

60 I set my alarm to get up early to watch Charles and Diana get married ( and I was living in California at the time so it was EARLY). My daughter and I set our alarms to watch William and Kate get married. Tomorrow I'm sleeping in.

But I will sneak a peek at the dresses at some point, I do admit to that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (oMtOd)

61 The circus around the royal wedding is total schadenfreud. Half siblings, divorced parents, divorced bride, publicity hound family, couple living in sin, and the Queen has got to be furious. Have fun, England!

Posted by: pookysgirl HAS A HOUSE at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (XKZwp)

62 Also, Trump made billions actually creating something and buying and selling real estate.

The Clintons made billions by selling American state and military secrets and selling Hillary Clinton's office.

The bullshit cover name for the Clinton Foundation should have been White Trash Hurricane.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (Kge8X)

63 36 I think a rape costs more than consensual sex.

Posted by: Max Power at May 18, 2018 07:44 PM (q177U)

++++

Clinton didn't rape Paula Jones. While he was Governor of Arkansas, he had Arkansas State Troopers escort Paula Jones, a state employee, to his hotel room. He opened his fly and invited her to kiss it. She refused. End of incident.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (pvjTE)

64 Bowling Green, KY has a Krystal and a White Castle on the same street.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (PUmDY)

65 we haven't watched anything about the wedding here
I don't think the girls even know it's happening

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (hMwEB)

66 I'll probably add more on the book thread but this book on the Unabomber "A Mind for Murder" is really something. It goes into the ties between the CIA and universities, doing psychological research (like the LSD experiments). The Unabomber was one of their subjects.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (5HBd1)

67 I'll be watching the royal wedding. Who doesn't want to feel that magic. Makes me think I'll land my own prince one day.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 18, 2018 07:51 PM (4ErVI)

68 What are the chances of a Pippa's Ass moment, I wonder.
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM

I don't think they put the reception on the telly. So back 20 plus years ago when we got married. It was a really new thing to put disposable cameras at the tables for guests to use. I am sure it seemed like a good idea to my bride at the time. Yea, open bar, long story short. I am tasked with picking them up and the guy says. Well, there's some pictures we couldn't print, sorry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 18, 2018 07:51 PM (3c1uO)

69 I cannot celebrate the sun setting on the Empire. Just can't. If only because of WWII.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:51 PM (w1zJX)

70 >But I will sneak a peek at the dresses at some point, I do admit to that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (oMtOd

Who are you and what did you do with my sister?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (BJYIf)

71
32 Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

Vanessa Chase > Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (eXA4G)

72 Zero. She has no maid of honor and no brides maids. Just flower girls. She wants the whole stage to herself.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:49 PM (BJYIf)

==
and no family...
that's rather sad, isn't it?

Harry's doomed

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (hMwEB)

73 The only issue with Daniels is...well, actually, there is no issue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:47 PM (w1zJX)

Well, except for breach of contract for violating her NDA, that is.

Along with earning the everlasting enmity of people like me for inserting herself into the ongoing, slow motion, banana republic like coup that we're all going through.

Fuck her and her 30 pieces of silver.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (DK0L4)

74 Queen E was born April 21, 1926
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (hMwEB)

Not quite 20 when she was a truck driver and mechanic in the Home Guard (I think). Only a few months before the war ended, but still.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (y87Qq)

75 47 Do you have Prince Phillip in a can?
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

I've got the image in mind . wait right here and I'll paint two boys by the phone...

Posted by: Zombie Norman Rockwell at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (ICWiF)

76 The bullshit cover name for the Clinton Foundation should have been White Trash Hurricane.
Posted by: Sharkman

I had some White Trash Hurricanes in Nawlins once. Woke up with a hooker, a midget, and a goat in my room and a balloon of coke in my ass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (9Hjhc)

77 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2018 07:50 PM (pvjTE)

Clinton getting people to fetch women to his room. Ugh Clinton's no David.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (vw6r3)

78 I was looking at the Maybach link in the last thread.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/zy6hm4j

The rear seats have tray tables, which is pretty cool. I don't remember seeing any Maybachs when I go to Sonic, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

79 that's weird, late night comedians don't make that jo,ke

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (sB8d1)

80 I lived there when Charles and Diana were married. The merchandising had to be seen to be believed. They were on everything.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (PUmDY)

81 What's happening in England? The C-Movie actress from Horrible Bosses is marrying the ginger shitlord that dressed up like Hitler?

How romantic~~~~~

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (icI8A)

82 Who are you and what did you do with my sister?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (BJYIf)
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Oh, so Chani is allowed to watch it but I can't look at the dresses after the fact?

No fair. I'm telling Dad.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (oMtOd)

83 I think Paula Jones is her heyday looked better than Stormy does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 07:45 PM (vw6r3)

Ford Pinto> PT Cruiser

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (Ymy4N)

84 Harry's doomed
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

He's acting out his mommy issues. HM should have swallowed some royal pride and got him a shrink early on. Would've saved her some headaches.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)

85 Plymouth Prowler

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (qnBaA)

86 Not quite 20 when she was a truck driver and mechanic in the Home Guard (I think). Only a few months before the war ended, but still.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Practiced with a Webley in the palace garden. If the Hun made it that far, they were going to go down fighting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (QxXRY)

87 The actor Matt Smith, who portrays Prince Phillip in "The Crown" TV series, seems to have really nailed the character (based on my reading of some QE biography is the past).

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (BiLU+)

88 "Well I'll cast. She's meh. I hate gross fake tits and she's really not that attractive even when she was younger. Way better talent out there than that. BTW, I saw a pic the other day of her somewhere and man her expiration date is past. Whew."

she has a few nice pics of her big fake tits, sure.

My GF pointed it out it doesn't even look like she enjoys sex in her scenes.

Also, she's totes in that sex cult.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (sB8d1)

89 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)

She's too years older than he is. I don't think that's exactly acting out mommy issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (vw6r3)

90 "El Camino with Astroturf bedliner!"

Posted by: Clenis at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (2wOtx)

91 >---------
Oh, so Chani is allowed to watch it but I can't look at the dresses after the fact?

No fair. I'm telling Dad.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (oMtOd

You misunderstand. I was calling BS on you sleeping in. You'll be up at whatever time is required with popcorn and adult beverages. And shivs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (BJYIf)

92 Anyone know what mosque their getting married in?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (EoRCO)

93 I don't think he banged her either. I actually believe the theory that she and Trump are kinda close and he paid her to go along with the story that he banged her to cause a distraction while he can get work done and discredit the media.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (2yfcr)

94 I cannot celebrate the sun setting on the Empire. Just can't. If only because of WWII.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2018 07:51 PM (w1zJX)

Strongly agree. I've been an Anglophile most of my life ever since I started reading history and seeing the civilizing - and essentially humane - influence Britain has had on on the world.

I'm afraid the Lion is getting old and mangy and the jackals are circling in for the kill.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 18, 2018 07:57 PM (DK0L4)

95 at this point, I think Cohen paid Stormy off without Trump's knowledge or consent.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:57 PM (B/TAe)

96 Cohen got to pose as a fixer. like the rest of the DC scum.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 07:57 PM (B/TAe)

97 "My GF pointed it out it doesn't even look like she enjoys sex in her scenes.

Also, she's totes in that sex cult.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 07:55 PM (sB8d1) "

I mean, it's work. I don't moan when I amortize a loan.

(Okay, only that one time, but you gotta moan when you see interest rates that low)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:58 PM (icI8A)

98 I don't think he banged her either. I actually believe the theory that she and Trump are kinda close and he paid her to go along with the story that he banged her to cause a distraction while he can get work done and discredit the media.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (2yfcr)

Does that explain Psycho Hooker Lawyer though?

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:58 PM (953wK)

99 that is the best thing ever......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2018 07:58 PM (0O7c5)

100
Queen E was born April 21, 1926
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (hMwEB)

Not quite 20 when she was a truck driver and mechanic in the Home Guard (I think). Only a few months before the war ended, but still.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (y87Qq)

I always liked these two photos of Queen E.

http://www.milsurps.com/showthread.php?t=53407

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (eXA4G)

101 I mean, it's work. I don't moan when I amortize a loan.

(Okay, only that one time, but you gotta moan when you see interest rates that low)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:58 PM (icI8A)

No end zone dance? No spiking the calculator?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (qnBaA)

102 Trump is an all around better deal maker, and much smarter.

Don't really believe he porked her either, with Melanie in the wings...

Melanie is the ultimate proof of Trumps high standards, and Hillary, that larded mound of fat, is the ultimate proof of Bill's low standards.

Posted by: Optimus Maximus at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (C2EWj)

103 I don't think they put the reception on the telly. So back 20 plus years
ago when we got married. It was a really new thing to put disposable
cameras at the tables for guests to use. I am sure it seemed like a good
idea to my bride at the time. Yea, open bar, long story short. I am
tasked with picking them up and the guy says. Well, there's some
pictures we couldn't print, sorry.

At the end of our reception. my grandma declared "Well, I don't think I've ever been to something like that!". It started out real nice but devolved into semi-mayhem. I suppose it was a harbinger of things to come...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

104 She's too years older than he is. I don't think that's exactly acting out mommy issues.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

More of a "mommy issues" in that she will piss off the Queen much as his mom did for many of the same reasons.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (9Hjhc)

105 71
32 Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

Vanessa Chase > Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (eXA4G)

(Younger) Vanessa Lane > Vanessa Chase > Cory Chase > Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (2yfcr)

106 MH, your post made me think of the Kinks and all their great nostalgic lyrics.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (PUmDY)

107 Juanita Broaddrick (sp?) was the one Clinton assaulted, I thought.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (B/TAe)

108 Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape!
*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (J7XgW)

109 More of a "mommy issues" in that she will piss off the Queen much as his mom did for many of the same reasons.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (9Hjhc)

She is going to cheat on him with (oil tycoons)?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (qnBaA)

110 89 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)

My grandparents, who raised me, were from Ludwigsburg. I love the hall of mirrors in your palace there.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (Ymy4N)

111 broseidon, lol.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (B/TAe)

112
74 Queen E was born April 21, 1926
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 07:46 PM (hMwEB)

and for many years was the richest woman on earth..

Posted by: Zombie Norman Rockwell at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (ICWiF)

113 back when William & Kate got married there was this book "knit your own royal wedding" that had little knitted royal family dolls

hilarious

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 08:01 PM (hMwEB)

114 You misunderstand. I was calling BS on you sleeping in. You'll be up at whatever time is required with popcorn and adult beverages. And shivs.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (BJYIf)
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You know what? I won't. Unless I have insomnia or something. But they ticked me off royally by not stepping in to help Alfie Evans.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)

115 oFF sOCK

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (ICWiF)

116 Paula Jones was a victim of sexual abuse.

Daniels sells her body for fame and fortune. Do equate victims of crimes with prostitutes.

Posted by: petunia at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (VoCyE)

117 Not quite 20 when she was a truck driver and mechanic in the Home Guard (I think). Only a few months before the war ended, but still.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 07:52 PM (y87Qq)

I think I read there will be a new season of 'The Crown' later this year sometime.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (Enq6K)

118 Sean Davis with a funny twittering, noting the WaPo has now reached Maximum Stupid on the burgeoning Mega-Scandal of All American History, with a story headlined "If the FBI used an informant, it wasn't to go after Trump. It was to protect him".

And no, neither Sean nor I are making that up.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (QDnY+)

119 Juannita Broadrick Clinton raped. There are several others he sexually harassed a la Harvey Weinstein without it being rape.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (vw6r3)

120 A Royal Wedding is, for women, like a Monster Truck Rally with gun show on the side for men.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (V2Yro)

121 Do they still do the royal crest on stores where the royals shop?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (PUmDY)

122 think he banged her either. I actually believe the theory that she and Trump are kinda close and he paid her to go along with the story that he banged her to cause a distraction while he can get work done and discredit the media.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 07:56 PM (2yfcr)

Does that explain Psycho Hooker Lawyer though?
Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 07:58 PM (953wK)

No, but the NVIXM sex cult theory does which she tweeted about in 2010 and has the same looking brand in the same place.

I truly believe the shit will hit the fan when it comes out that these sex cults used women to groom and recruit kids for the older Pedos.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (2yfcr)

123 My grandparents, who raised me, were from Ludwigsburg. I love the hall of mirrors in your palace there.
Posted by: REDACTED

My father Otto replaced them all in the 70s with beer logo mirrors and velvet painting. Much nicer now, real classy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (9Hjhc)

124
Melanie is the ultimate proof of Trumps high standards, and Hillary, that larded mound of fat, is the ultimate proof of Bill's low standards.
Posted by: Optimus Maximus at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (C2EWj)

To be fair, Bill's standards appear to have gone up a little bit, judging by that Energizer Bunny socialite he's been banging.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (eXA4G)

125 "at this point, I think Cohen paid Stormy off without Trump's knowledge or consent."

I tend to agree with this.

1. trump said he did not have secks with that woman, miss stormy.

2. A "fixer", because we all saw Michael Clayton and are now honorary lawyers, like cohen probably didn't need preauthorization for anything under $250K.

3. Stormy, being crazy, and in a sex cult, decided to make some hay right before the election and got paid.

I can see that some folks may find point 1 a bit too mcuh

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (sB8d1)

126 Do they still do the royal crest on stores where the royals shop?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (PUmDY)

https://tinyurl.com/yc22bcyr

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (y87Qq)

127 "No end zone dance? No spiking the calculator?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 07:59 PM (qnBaA) "

At APR under 2.5% I may bust out the Ickey Shuffle.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (icI8A)

128 I'm struck by Markle's resemblance to her future sister in law

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (uJ09Y)

129 Good to see broseidon and Caesar North of the Rubicon in the comments. The Horde needs to re-assemble and do Horde things at this momentous juncture in our history, when the country decides whether or not to expose and punish the dumbest, and most vile, criminals in our history.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (QDnY+)

130 It started out real nice but devolved into semi-mayhem. I suppose it was a harbinger of things to come...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 08:00 PM (Tyii7)
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My brother danced on the table at the end of our reception. Are you sure you're not my husband?

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (oMtOd)

131 116 Paula Jones was a victim of sexual abuse.

Daniels sells her body for fame and fortune. Do equate victims of crimes with prostitutes.

Posted by: petunia at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (VoCyE)

++++

I'd say sexual harassment. Clinton never groped her or anything. But, otherwise, good point.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (pvjTE)

132 A Royal Wedding is, for women, like a Monster Truck Rally with gun show on the side for men.
Posted by: Tom Servo

At least with a gun show, we can fondle shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (RkYsP)

133 I never get invited to the sex cults.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (2wOtx)

134 >You know what? I won't. Unless I have insomnia or something. But they ticked me off royally by not stepping in to help Alfie Evans.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)

I withdraw my BS call and offer a hug instead.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (BJYIf)

135 120 A Royal Wedding is, for women, like a Monster Truck Rally with gun show on the side for men.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (V2Yro)

Yes, that seems to be an apt description.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

136 81 What's happening in England? The C-Movie actress from Horrible Bosses is marrying the ginger shitlord that dressed up like Hitler?

How romantic~~~~~
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 07:53 PM (

She was in Horrible Bosses 1? Really?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (2yfcr)

137 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

138 Stormy Daniels is/was in NXIVM?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

139 Bill Clinton paid Jones more than Trump paid Stormy because he respects women and cares about them and isn't an evil chauvinist pig!!!1!

Posted by: The Left, doing Mental Gymnastics at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (b1bLJ)

140 I mean is there an application? Medical history? A credit check?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (2wOtx)

141 Our top stories: Texas Nazis bully a bisexual student and a Texas Nazi goes on a killing spree by using the not-an-assault-weapon loophole.

More details as we invent them...

Posted by: CNN at May 18, 2018 08:07 PM (gh7cp)

142 I really admire Donald Trump.

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 18, 2018 08:07 PM (ga0eq)

143 Not that Stormy is exactly Helen of Troy, but she ain't exactly Paula Jones, either.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 18, 2018 08:08 PM (rznWS)

144 I'm struck by Markle's resemblance to her future sister in law
Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (uJ09Y)

That was my exact same thought when they began dating. I though 'she could be one of the Middleton girls.' The 3 of them look like sisters.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:08 PM (w45mR)

145 To be fair, Bill's standards appear to have gone up a little bit, judging by that Energizer Bunny socialite he's been banging.

Posted by Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2018 08:04 PM (eXA4G)

To be fair, Bill's standards had no where to go BUT up.

Plus, he's now got some dough from The Crooked Clinton USA for Sale Foundation

Posted by: Optimus Maximus at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (C2EWj)

146 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

Well, I mean... it's just acid reflux medication. I don't know if it's a cult, exactly.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (y87Qq)

147 whatever, Glenn. you're late for your tapioca-lithium treat. your favorite!

Posted by: the nice young men in the clean white suits at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (B/TAe)

148 "at this point, I think Cohen paid Stormy off without Trump's knowledge or consent."

That's what happens when you give power of attorney to a lawyer to handle your affairs.

He handles them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (RkYsP)

149 My brother danced on the table at the end of our reception. Are you sure you're not my husband?

Heh. My crew covered the dance floor with beer and we did running Pete Rose belly slides in our tuxes. The shop was rather taken aback when the duds were returned.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

150 "She was in Horrible Bosses 1? Really?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (2yfcr) "

Super minor role, but yes.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (icI8A)

151 133 I never get invited to the sex cults.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (2wOtx)

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I always get stuck bringing the chips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (ga0eq)

152 I withdraw my BS call and offer a hug instead.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:05 PM (BJYIf)
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Ha. Thanks. I cast no aspersions on anyone who wants to watch it, though.

But I do feel bad for the men who feel like they're being forced to watch it. If thought bubbles could be seen, that would be really interesting.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (oMtOd)

153 I'm not saying the mole was Carter Page, but it was Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

154 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

She has a brand that looks just like it in the exact same area.

She tweeted in June (?) 2010 that she was about to join a cult.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (2yfcr)

155 Is it like a club? Are there dues?

Is there a shrimp boat?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (2wOtx)

156 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

there was a photo going around on Twitter showing a tattoo over the cult brand, said she tweeted it herself sorne time ago

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

157 How much did it cost bill to get hellary to leave?

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2018 08:11 PM (zLDYs)

158 How much did it cost bill to get hellary to leave?
Posted by: Eromero

His soul.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:11 PM (9Hjhc)

159 She was in Horrible Bosses 1? Really?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (2yfcr) "

Super minor role, but yes.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (icI8A)

What, like girl #3 exiting building in scene # X?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (2yfcr)

160 Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

This is why I'm glad as a pastor I usually don't have to go to receptions. I just marry them and then I'm outta there. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (vw6r3)

161 >But I do feel bad for the men who feel like they're being forced to watch it. If thought bubbles could be seen, that would be really interesting.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (oMtOd)

"I'm not spending time, I'm investing time." Over and over.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (BJYIf)

162 I'm not saying the mole was Carter Page, but it was Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

Mole, gopher....

Posted by: Miklos, asst. greenskeeper at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (zCyNd)

163 156 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

there was a photo going around on Twitter showing a tattoo over the cult brand, said she tweeted it herself sorne time ago
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

Well that's...interesting.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

164 I start sex cult once, but nobody come.

Posted by: Kim Jong-il, So Ronery at May 18, 2018 08:13 PM (It65L)

165 Missed the Russki/set-up thread, so will just say here that I'm a bit puzzled that the nothingburger/obviously, clumsy set-up that was the Trump Tower meeting, the comically heavy-handed involvement of Fusion and the administration (Simpson meets Veselnitsakaya before *and* after the meeting!, she only gets admitted to the US by special parole which had to come from high up in DOJ/DHS/State) - are "news" or new. This has all been publicly known for a long time.

I'm thinking that some transcripts recently released have just added some details, or are getting wider circulation than the earlier reports. Just seems odd, whole week has been full of "news" that's quite old to those following the online sleuths who have been digging into this from the start.

The parts about an informant inside the campaign, and the lengthening timeline (the start of the "counter-intelligence" operation seems to get earlier with each revelation) are new and important, but a lot of the rest is already familiar.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 18, 2018 08:13 PM (QDnY+)

166 So Jack, was he a mole from day 1 or did they turn him after the FISA crap?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:13 PM (BJYIf)

167 156 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

there was a photo going around on Twitter showing a tattoo over the cult brand, said she tweeted it herself sorne time ago
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

She tried to claim it was scars from c section. But that didn't go so well.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:13 PM (2yfcr)

168 I start sex cult once, but nobody come.
Posted by: Kim Jong-il, So Ronery

There's your problem.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:13 PM (9Hjhc)

169 "I'm not spending time, I'm investing time." Over and over.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (BJYIf)
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I hope your investment pays off! You could always do the dishes, just as a little insurance.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (oMtOd)

170 >>Mole, gopher....

Guy with a FISA warrant against him that gave the FBI access to everyone on Trump's campaign electronic communications....

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

171 Do you have to wear a short kimono robe and smoke a pipe?

"There I was at the Friday neighborhood orgy. Just another typical night of wild sex . When suddenly - a sex cult broke out."

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (2wOtx)

172 Late to the party (as usual) but for the clearest explanation yet of the Russia fiasco so far I present for your review the latest at CTH.

Sorry if this has already been linked. My apologies Ace but you should take the 5 minutes to read it also.

My fellow mouth breathers will need 6 minutes to read.

He lays the whole sorry mess out for all of us-

https://tinyurl.com/y9myebbv

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (U2z3K)

173 Literally the only knock on Trump is he likes to have consensual sex with attractive adult woman, sometimes when he's currently married or otherwise engaged.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 08:15 PM (UfMVm)

174 not saying the mole was Carter Page, but it was Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

Mole, gopher....
Posted by: Miklos,

What mole number is he so far?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:15 PM (2yfcr)

175 Missed the Russki/set-up thread, so will just say here that I'm a bit puzzled that the nothingburger/obviously, clumsy set-up that was the Trump Tower meeting, the comically heavy-handed involvement of Fusion and the administration (Simpson meets Veselnitsakaya before *and* after the meeting!, she only gets admitted to the US by special parole which had to come from high up in DOJ/DHS/State) - are "news" or new. This has all been publicly known for a long time.

The left gets their criminal evidence requirements from CSI.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 08:16 PM (RkYsP)

176 Do sex cult members get discounts?

Is there a rewards card?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:16 PM (2wOtx)

177 What if Shtormovyye Deniyels is a Russian spy?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2018 08:16 PM (aC6Sd)

178 121 Do they still do the royal crest on stores where the royals shop?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:03 PM (PUmDY)

The royals would mark their stuff with little crowns. I still got few things around the house marked so.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:17 PM (Ymy4N)

179
What mole number is he so far?
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:15 PM (2yfcr)

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What's his molar number?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:17 PM (ga0eq)

180 My husband is watching Hillary's America....G*d was really looking out for us with Trump!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (kufk0)

181 Do sex cult members get discounts?

Is there a rewards card?
Posted by: Tanner Boyle

Ewwww. Where do you swipe it?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (RkYsP)

182
Intercourse the "royal" family and all of those Limey turds. They sat by and did nothing while the government murder Alfie Evans. They didn't say one flipping word. So who gives a shit if some mental defective is marrying another mental defective. They'll be divorced before the ink dries on the marriage license

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (SiINZ)

183 So this sex cult you've started - - is there a discount for seniors?

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

184 >>So Jack, was he a mole from day 1 or did they turn him after the FISA crap?

He never turned. He was a former FBI asset, a spy, who just happened to end up on Trump's campaign. In some strange way.

And then the FBI took out a FISA warrant against him that for all intents gave them access to the electronic communications of everyone on Trump's campaign.

And he met with Halper and Mifsud and ..

There wasn't a mole. There was an unwitting dupe.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (/tuJf)

185 There's only room for one Gopher in this here town.

Posted by: Frederick Lawrence Grandy at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (It65L)

186 Anybody else pronounce Veselnitsakaya in Walter Koenig's Chekov voice?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:18 PM (9Hjhc)

187 The royals would mark their stuff with little crowns. I still got few things around the house marked so.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:17 PM (Ymy4N)

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I hear those plates with Princess Diana's face on them can be worth big money, if they haven't been eaten off of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ga0eq)

188 The royals would mark their stuff with little crowns. I still got few things around the house marked so.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:17 PM (Ymy4N)

You can get Royals stuff fairly cheap here in KC these days.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (953wK)

189 "What, like girl #3 exiting building in scene # X?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:12 PM (2yfcr) "

IMDB says "Jamie." But she had like 20th billing.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (icI8A)

190 He's a germophobe he didn't touch her.

He'd have made her take a battery of STD tests and if she had done that it would have been mentioned.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (MWX7h)

191 7 Hairyback Guy

If I cared about your immortal soul, I would worry about your obsession.

However, I've been thinking you should approach the Clinton Foundation with your request. Ask how much to pork her, or just have her pirouette in front of you naked.

Then I will kick in some money, as we Horde-source your big finish.

Have a good escape route, alibis, and all your shots is my advice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hyuyC)

192 Guy with a FISA warrant against him that gave the FBI access to everyone on Trump's campaign electronic communications....

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

I don't remember exactly, but wasn't there some documentation from a court case that seems to show that Page had been an FBI informant years before the Trump campaign?

Posted by: Miklos, deputy asst. greenskeeper at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

193 My husband is watching Hillary's America....G*d was really looking out for us with Trump!!!

I try not to think about it but when I do, I shudder.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

194 >I hope your investment pays off! You could always do the dishes, just as a little insurance.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:14 PM (oMt

Thanks!

But I do nearly all the cooking. He/she who cooks does not do dishes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (BJYIf)

195 "Gonna run down to the sex cult, honey. You want anything?"

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (2wOtx)

196 "You can get Royals stuff fairly cheap here in KC these days.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (953wK) "

If George Brett married Frank White, *that* would be worth staying up to watch.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (icI8A)

197 weasel...you're not a senior...yet...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (kufk0)

198 I hear those plates with Princess Diana's face on them can be worth big money, if they haven't been eaten off of.
Posted by: Cicero

Spanked on does tend to ruin the price.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (RkYsP)

199 >>I don't remember exactly, but wasn't there some documentation from a court case that seems to show that Page had been an FBI informant years before the Trump campaign?

Yes.

Against Russians. Who were prosecuted by the FBI in part due to his work.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:21 PM (/tuJf)

200 195 "Gonna run down to the sex cult, honey. You want anything?"
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (2wOtx)

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How about picking up a case of chlamydia? We're all out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:21 PM (ga0eq)

201
Do sex cult members get discounts?

Free food. But it's blue oysters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

202 Thanks! But I do nearly all the cooking. He/she who cooks does not do dishes.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (BJYIf)
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Oh yes, I understand, and that's how it usually works in our house too (but reversed). I was merely suggesting it as an investment, if you will.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (oMtOd)

203 I hear those plates with Princess Diana's face on them can be worth big money, if they haven't been eaten off of.
Posted by: Cicero

The Camilla feed bags are still in among the horsy set.

Posted by: Miklos, intern at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (zCyNd)

204 Stormy Daniels was in Nxium cult?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2018 08:06 PM (vw6r3)

there was a photo going around on Twitter showing a tattoo over the cult brand, said she tweeted it herself sorne time ago
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 08:10 PM (hMwEB)

Well that's...interesting.
Posted by: rickl
=======
Told you guys like a week ago this was on the chans.
Stormy claimed Photoshop.
Then the hit her with her own tweet.
Silence.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (ZuGkg)

205 197 weasel...you're not a senior...yet...
Posted by: lin-duh at May 18, 2018 08:20 PM (kufk0)
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True, but like other retirement planning it's smart to have an idea of the economics.

I'm sort of envisioning the sex cult equivalent of a 25 cent cup of coffee.

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR)

206 153 I'm not saying the mole was Carter Page, but it was Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

From: CTH

Page didn't need to be a "plant" or a willing "participant", he was carrying surveillance authority like an Ebola virus and transmitting it onto everyone he contacted. Both Page and Papadopoulos were useful for the corrupt intelligence apparatus because they could attach a label to them and justify their surveillance and monitoring. Nothing more.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:23 PM (Enq6K)

207 190 He's a germophobe he didn't touch her.

And 135k is a small price to pay to have her claim this to bring up Bill's past. The Clinton Legend looks a little lame by comparison

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2018 08:23 PM (gh7cp)

208 The Camilla feed bags are still in among the horsy set.

I say, dear chap. That's quite enough of that.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (Tyii7)

209 Who was the donor that paid the $850,000 on behalf of the Arkansas hillbilly?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (r+s66)

210 >>> I'm sort of envisioning the sex cult equivalent of a 25 cent cup of coffee.

I believe that makes you a quadrisexual.

Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (cHbmY)

211 Do sex cult members get discounts?

Free food. But it's blue oysters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (pRPlK)

212 >199 >>I don't remember exactly, but wasn't there some documentation from a court case that seems to show that Page had been an FBI informant years before the Trump campaign?

Yes.

Against Russians. Who were prosecuted by the FBI in part due to his work.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:21 PM (/tuJf)

So part of the FISA warrant was the fact he had previously been involved with Russians, maybe no mention that he turned some in, plus the dossier, and voila.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (BJYIf)

213 201
Do sex cult members get discounts?

Free food. But it's blue oysters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

What's the difference between an epileptic Oysterman and a Prostitute with diarrhea?

The Oysterman shucks between fits.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (b1bLJ)

214 Meghan Markle: Actress and "progressive activist" aged 36.
Diana, Princess of Wales: "progressive activist", and guess her age. July 1 1961 - Aug. 31 1997 (36 years old)

See? Mommy issues.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (9Hjhc)

215 So part of the FISA warrant was the fact he had previously been involved with Russians, maybe no mention that he turned some in, plus the dossier, and voila.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:24 PM (BJYIf)

---------

Clean as a hounds tooth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (ga0eq)

216 Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (MVjcR)

217 Both Page and Papadopoulos were useful for the corrupt intelligence apparatus because they could attach a label to them and justify their surveillance and monitoring. Nothing more.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:23 PM (Enq6K)

This is what makes the FISA warrant for surveillance of Page so strange. Did the FBI really claim that their own guy Page was working as a Russian spy? They had to, in order to get the warrant.

Posted by: Miklos, international intern at May 18, 2018 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

218 Quadrisexual was one of The Who's best albums.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:26 PM (ga0eq)

219 >>Tami at May 18, 2018 08:23 PM (Enq6K)

Remember when Michael Caputo said the other week that they had every email, every phone call of everyone on the campaign?

That's not a mole. That's a FISA warrant.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:27 PM (/tuJf)

220 I don't remember exactly, but wasn't there some documentation from a court case that seems to show that Page had been an FBI informant years before the Trump campaign?

Posted by: Miklos, deputy asst. greenskeeper at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

Also from CTH's current post:

If Carter Page was an FBI asset and witness, responsible for the bust of a high level Russian agent in 2013, and remained so throughout the court case UP TO May of 2016, how the f**k it is possible that on October 21st, 2016, Carter Page is put under a FISA Title-1 surveillance warrant as an alleged Russian agent?

Conclusion: He wasn't.

The DOJ National Security Division and the FBI Counterintelligence Division, knew he wasn't a Russian agent. The DOJ-NSD and FBI flat-out LIED to the FISA court.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:27 PM (Enq6K)

221 >>> Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?

The classic definition is someone who will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (cHbmY)

222 This IG report is going to be good. The next one is going to be lit.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (BJYIf)

223 If you want to marry into a Royal family, I'd suggest Japan. Unfortunately. princess Mako got married last year. What a shame - smoking lil' 26 year old Japanese minx who is a bit of a smarty-pants too.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (icI8A)

224 Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
Are the ladies in their bed, for it's time to expose his cock?

Hey, Willie Winkie, are you coming in?
The cat is singing purring sounds to the sleeping hen,
The dog's spread out on the floor, and doesn't give a cheep,
But here's a wakeful little boy who will not
take no from a woman within his filthy lecherous clutches!
*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (J7XgW)

225 I mean Penthouse Pets have told Daily Mail about the times they banged trump...

I was always impressed that the few admitted relations he's had are always super positive about him (and rate him awesome in beg, FWIW).

also, yeah, she has the brand from the cult and said it's a medical scar...which cue my Martin Prince voice...that's highly unlikely a doctor made a curlyque on her fun box.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 08:29 PM (sB8d1)

226 Coup Coup Ka Chew

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 08:29 PM (MWX7h)

227 Also from CTH's current post:
(snip)
The DOJ National Security Division and the FBI Counterintelligence Division, knew he wasn't a Russian agent. The DOJ-NSD and FBI flat-out LIED to the FISA court.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:27 PM (Enq6K)

And there's a federal PMITA felony right there.

Almost everything else qualifies if nothing else as 'accessory to'. Collusion.

Conspiracy, if you will.

Posted by: filbert at May 18, 2018 08:29 PM (953wK)

228 also, yeah...that's the ticket. The FBI put a mole in the campaign to uhhhhh protect him...that it!

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 18, 2018 08:29 PM (sB8d1)

229 221 >>> Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?

The classic definition is someone who will do anything with anybody for a quarter.
Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (cHbmY)
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What a bargain!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:30 PM (MVjcR)

230 Remember when Michael Caputo said the other week that they had every email, every phone call of everyone on the campaign?

That's not a mole. That's a FISA warrant.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:27 PM (/tuJf)

Yep. I think once the DOJ/FBI realized they could use Carter Page as the 'ebola virus' in the campaign (he was easy to link to the Russians BECAUSE of the work he did for the FBI)...he became the 'Insurance Policy'.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 08:31 PM (Enq6K)

231 Her younger sister Kako, however, is still single - 23 years young and studying in the UK. Have at it, lads!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:32 PM (icI8A)

232 Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?
Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (MVjcR)

It means for ax²+bx+c=0, solve for x

*winks algebraically*

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 08:33 PM (y87Qq)

233 There wasn't a mole. There was an unwitting dupe."

Now that makes sense - I've watched a couple of interviews with him, and "clueless" seems to be the defining word. Remember a while back some transcripts came out of an intercepted conversation between two known Russian agents, who were discussing recruiting Page to work for them. At first report it sounded like it was going to be a big story, and then you read the transcript and the 2 russian agents eventually start laughing and agree that Carter Page is just too dumb to be an agent for anybody.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 08:33 PM (V2Yro)

234 James Comey is a bigger POS than I had imagined. And my imagination is epic.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:33 PM (BJYIf)

235 230
Remember when Michael Caputo said the other week that they had every email, every phone call of everyone on the campaign?

What's impressive is that with all that they still have not found anything legitimate to charge Trump with.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (vWMNq)

236 ebay -23465798

For Sale : Successful family-run sex cult. Stable clientele, well-behaved sex-slaves, high-traffic downtown corner location. Full rack of sex implements, black and red robes lubricants, and a working cooler chock full of frozen popcorn shrimp!

2 decades in operation, must sell, moving to Florida our loss is your gain.

Partially running four wheeler and a human skull pyramid included with the purchase.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (2wOtx)

237 Im assuming that Trump team at the most has every communications via valid FISA warrants or at least is using the NSA and DIA and other white hats to intercept info on the future residents of GITMO.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (2yfcr)

238 >>Yep. I think once the DOJ/FBI realized they could use Carter Page as the 'ebola virus' in the campaign (he was easy to link to the Russians BECAUSE of the work he did for the FBI)...he became the 'Insurance Policy'.

I think we will soon find out, the FBI don't find out he was there, they put him there for the express purpose of taking out a FISA warrant on him to spy on the Trump campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

239 I hear those plates with Princess Diana's face on them can be worth big money, if they haven't been eaten off of.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ga0eq)

In 2000 , I bought a so marked ladies writing desk in Germany that belonged to Amelie, the last Queen of Portugal. It was chocked full of letters and photos. One inscribed photo of her at the desk. Gold standard in provenance. Sold it to a lady in Houston for a pretty penny, with understanding she would get all the letters and pics. I flipped through the stuff myself ad the Queen was quite the Nazi sympathizer. A lot of it was bills from her Parisian exile

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (Ymy4N)

240 1999 NYT article detailing the Paula Jones settlement and who the check was written to, and what accounts it came out of.

Notice the FBI didn't break into Clinton's lawyer's office to steal all the records.
https://tinyurl.com/ybfp66uq

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (r+s66)

241 Hi everyone! Okay if I sit down here?

Just by way of making conversation, have any of you great Trump folks heard anything about Russia having Hillary's emails?

Posted by: Portly Older Gentleman with Long Ties to MI6 and CIA at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (DuAZ5)

242 Meghan Markle: Actress and "progressive activist" aged 36.
Diana, Princess of Wales: "progressive activist", and guess her age. July 1 1961 - Aug. 31 1997 (36 years old)

See? Mommy issues.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 08:25 PM (9Hjhc)

The Brit press has made comments that she has been motherly with Harry and he kinda needs that. Commenters have made the observation he is a ManChild.

Based on the dynamic I've seen, she pretty much wears the pants in the relationship. I've seen it before. It can work unless the ManChild grows up. Meghan's friends say she is a perfectionist. Harry is definitely not. But maybe it won't matter with servants and all the other royal perks.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (w45mR)

243 Have a good escape route, alibis, and all your shots is my advice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hyuyC)

10-4.....I'm going in.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2018 08:36 PM (EoRCO)

244 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2018 08:36 PM (KCxzN)

245 >231 Her younger sister Kako, however, is still single - 23 years young and studying in the UK. Have at it, lads!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:32 PM (icI8A)

You think the Japanese are ready for gai-jin to marry a princess??

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:37 PM (BJYIf)

246 younger sister Kako, however, is still single - 23 years young and studying in the UK. Have at it, lads!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:32 PM (icI8A

Only if I can call her Katherine.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:37 PM (2yfcr)

247 Posted by: Portly Older Gentleman with Long Ties to MI6 and CIA at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (DuAZ5)

Take a hike, unless you'd like to make an offering of a Turkish hottie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 08:38 PM (Dp6qK)

248 "You think the Japanese are ready for gai-jin to marry a princess??

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:37 PM (BJYIf) "

Hell no. But I'd love to cause an international incident.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:38 PM (icI8A)

249 Half the settlement with Paula Jones came out of Hillary's half of the community estate. That is delicious.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2018 08:38 PM (QgFG+)

250 Wife is pissed that her shows tonight are being preempted by the local news team, who are in England for the wedding. For some reason, the weatherman is there too, blathering something about Downton Abbey.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 18, 2018 08:39 PM (ppaKI)

251 The Brit press has made comments that she has been motherly with Harry and he kinda needs that. Commenters have made the observation he is a ManChild.

Based on the dynamic I've seen, she pretty much wears the pants in the relationship. I've seen it before. It can work unless the ManChild grows up. Meghan's friends say she is a perfectionist. Harry is definitely not. But maybe it won't matter with servants and all the other royal perks.
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (w45mR)

Not buying the ManChild. He served his country and does plenty of philanthropy and volunteer work.

But I'm assuming ManChiod to mean he is not known to be a woman's servant/slave.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:40 PM (2yfcr)

252 At least Bill Clinton didn't do lines off some guy's Johnson.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2018 08:41 PM (QgFG+)

253 I think we will soon find out, the FBI don't find out he was there, they put him there for the express purpose of taking out a FISA warrant on him to spy on the Trump campaign.
========
Ayup.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 08:41 PM (ZuGkg)

254 Wiki, fwiw, says that Princess Mako's wedding has been postponed until 2020.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

255 It can work unless the ManChild grows up. "

Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth's consort, never grew up. He's a Royal, he doesn't have to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (V2Yro)

256 >>>Based on the dynamic I've seen, she pretty much wears the pants in the relationship. I've seen it before. It can work unless the ManChild grows up. Meghan's friends say she is a perfectionist. Harry is definitely not.

So he's a fun-loving, easy-going dude, and she's a neurotic, uptight bitch? Sounds like a killer sitcom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (ppaKI)

257 @235

With all the powers that have been arrayed against him, they have found zero, zip, zilch, nada, ungatz....

...Donald Trump is the most honest person ever to run for the White House.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (UfMVm)

258 I am laughing so hard right now and am probably going to hell, but I just read this:

Kim said: 'We don't share it much, but we're really religious. We start our day with a group chat with a Bible verse from my mom, and everyone chimes in on the meaning of it.

'We are very Christian - and our work ethic and our discipline comes from so many years at Catholic school.'

The Kim is Kim Kardashian.

I apologize.

*runs away laughing*

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (w45mR)

259 182: I have very little respect for anything british after the NHS demanded the death of that child. I certainly have no plans to revisit the UK and as far as I'm concerned they have it coming to them with golddigger Markle

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 08:43 PM (5gaNQ)

260 "Wiki, fwiw, says that Princess Mako's wedding has been postponed until 2020.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 18, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk) "

Wonder if she's just waiting for her Uncle to become the new Emperor.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at May 18, 2018 08:43 PM (icI8A)

261 Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?

The classic definition is someone who will do anything with anybody for a quarter.
Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (cHbmY)
------
What a bargain!!
Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2018 08:30 PM (MVjcR)

Bargain was on Who's Next not Quadrisexual

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (SiINZ)

262 Today's volcano porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDpGB_H0rdw

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (vWMNq)

263 Is Prince Andrew still alive? Never hear anything about him.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

264 Tucker really needs to think about re-inviting some of his guests. The "Liberal Sherpa" segment is just ridiculous. Ms. Areu talks absolute nonsense.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (rdl6o)

265 At least Bill Clinton didn't do lines off some guy's Johnson.

I know. That's despicable.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

266 To this east TX redneck in London in the 70's, the adoration of the royals was disturbing. My neck hurt from shaking my head all the time

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Ymy4N)

267 114: I will bet that old Prince Phillip is hooked up to equipment as long as the old bitch wants.

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 08:45 PM (5gaNQ)

268 Har-har
Har-dee-har-har

Billy Jeff paid Paula $850K and he didn't even get laid.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 18, 2018 08:46 PM (2i588)

269 Quadrisexual - does that mean free refills?
...
Quadbike fcuker.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:46 PM (2wOtx)

270 But I'm assuming ManChiod to mean he is not known to be a woman's servant/slave.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:40 PM (2yfcr)

Wrong. A ManChild means he still kinda wants and needs a mother, and thus doesn't mind a controlling spouse. Your argument isn't with me, it's with the British people.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (w45mR)

271 249 Half the settlement with Paula Jones came out of Hillary's half of the community estate. That is delicious.
Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2018 08:38 PM (QgFG+)

I thought some insurance policy paid her

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (Ymy4N)

272 Redacted, when were you there?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

273 Based on the dynamic I've seen, she pretty much wears the pants in the relationship. I've seen it before. It can work unless the ManChild grows up. Meghan's friends say she is a perfectionist. Harry is definitely not. But maybe it won't matter with servants and all the other royal perks.
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:35 PM (w45mR)

I'm sure Harry is acutely aware of the disaster his father and grandmother created when they decided that a 19 year old nursery school teacher made the perfect bride for Charles, who was 33 at the time. Despite the fact that he was in love with an old girlfriend, who married someone else after Charles went off to serve in the Navy in 1973. Apparently, both Diana and Queen E thought that a 19 year old blond would end Charles affair with the then married Camilla, which of course, didn't happen because he's a complete asshole.

So, I'm giving Harry the benefit of the doubt. He's marrying someone whose been married before , is very well versed in dealing with the papparazi, and is independent enough that she isn't going to go into bulimia meltdown every time he leaves the castle like Diana did.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r+s66)

274 The Kim is Kim Kardashian.
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (w45mR)

And that Kim Kardashian... was Albert Einstein.

*entire class stands up and claps*

Posted by: hogmartin at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (y87Qq)

275 I thought some insurance policy paid her

Yes, it was our Bimbo Eruption policy. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

276 If you have some time on your hands, read this letter from Grassley to Rosenstein that was sent yesterday. Stay with it, it's a good read.

Pay particular attention to bullet No. 7 near the end.

https://tinyurl.com/ybe8vtjj

This is the stuff the media does not report.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

277 Is Prince Andrew still alive? Never hear anything about him.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

After the Pedo Island stuff, they have kinda back burnered him. Pics of you with the known pedophile; and, with a girl on the island, aren't so great for the image.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 08:49 PM (w45mR)

278 Ive never paid any babes to not talk about having sex with me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2018 08:49 PM (BJYIf)

279 "Did you order the Code Red?"
"You're God Damn right I did!"
-------
Sorry - I am still flabbergasted by that admission today. After almost a year of denial it is "yes I did, and I would do it again" without the slightest pause from dizziness for spinning so fast.
Trump - the person, the idea, the concept - he broke them all.
Wild.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 18, 2018 08:49 PM (0QYMt)

280 Prince Andrew still alive? Never hear anything about him.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

The fighter pilot who bang porn stats. A few hundred years ago, he would have somthered Charles with a pillow and shipped his mom and grandma off to a convent. And, the paparazzi would have been drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2018 08:52 PM (xHHjP)

281 Oh. More Royal stuff.
Well, that isn't my fight. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 08:53 PM (0QYMt)

282 Jean, lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:53 PM (PUmDY)

283 Is Prince Andrew still alive? Never hear anything about him.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

According to the press, Andrew and his ex wife, Sarah Ferguson, live platonically in the same mansion together as she can't seem to make ends meet on her old Weight Watcher's residuals. He had to clear her debts, and it was revealed by Sarah Ferguson that the infamous Jeffrey Epstein, who is a friend of Andrews, helped pay off some of her debts.

Go to Wiki and read about Andrew. He is a bigger screw up than his dad, he's been involved in all kinds of messes, including arms trading, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 08:54 PM (r+s66)

284 To this east TX redneck in London in the 70's, the
adoration of the royals was disturbing. My neck hurt from shaking my
head all the time

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Ymy4N)

Adoration by whom? If it was Brits, I don't see the issue. OTOH, I totally understand the desire to go home with the armadillo.

Posted by: Quint at May 18, 2018 08:54 PM (n13/j)

285 But I'm assuming ManChiod to mean he is not known to be a woman's servant/slave.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:40 PM (2yfcr)

Wrong. A ManChild means he still kinda wants and needs a mother, and thus doesn't mind a controlling spouse. Your argument isn't with me, it's with the British people.
Posted by: prof di

So that is the definition.......in this case.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 08:55 PM (2yfcr)

286 I thought some insurance policy paid her
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (Ymy4N)

Only paid half of the settlement. CHUBB, the insurance company that has backed out of underwriting the conceal carry policies being sold by the NRA to members.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (r+s66)

287 283 Go to Wiki and read about Andrew. He is a bigger screw up than his dad,

I think you meant "than his brother" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (vWMNq)

288 So, does Stormy owe Trump $130k now for violating the agreement or what?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (4bjXi)

289 Anyone seen a copy of what their spy produced as a work product on his 900K contract with the Office of Net Assessments?

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2018 08:58 PM (xHHjP)

290 OT, but I might as well put the link here in this salacious thread rather than dirty up the ONT with it-- The Daily Mail has just moved this story Saturday morning with the headline:

"All of Chile's 34 bishops RESIGN over a sex abuse and cover-up scandal after crisis meeting with the Pope."

"Pope Francis has accused Chile's bishops of destroying evidence of sex crimes. Francis said the entire Chilean church hierarchy was collectively responsible....All 34 Chilean bishops have now offered to resign following the crisis meeting."[...]

https://tinyurl.com/ybhmnqam

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 18, 2018 08:59 PM (kZZPS)

291 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

Ho-lee-kerfuck! No wonder Rosenpenis doesn't want to give it up. If that happened, that sumbitch and his minion need to be sent away for a long, long time.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2018 08:59 PM (2saZ/)

292 have you hugged a chicken today?
No, seriously, hug a chicken on youtube.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 18, 2018 09:00 PM (roQNm)

293 288 So, does Stormy owe Trump $130k now for violating the agreement or what?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (4bjXi)

Damages clause was something like $21 MM total or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:00 PM (Dp6qK)

294 So, does Stormy owe Trump $130k now for violating the agreement or what?
Posted by: Denny Crane!

I would assume violation would result in her having to return the sum plus penalties and opening herself up to breech of contract suits.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:00 PM (sBHZx)

295 Even Catholic bishops get invited to the sex cults.

I have no game.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 09:00 PM (2wOtx)

296 The man is a child.

When will he grow up?

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 09:01 PM (MWX7h)

297 Go to Wiki and read about Andrew. He is a bigger screw up than his dad,

I think you meant "than his brother" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (vWMNq)

Probably why Liz is hanging on to dear life and is trying to out live them all

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

298
So he's a fun-loving, easy-going dude, and she's a neurotic, uptight bitch? Sounds like a killer sitcom.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Every Apache pilot I've ever met has been a detail guy AND hell on wheels. This is gonna be the UK Kardashians.

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2018 09:01 PM (xHHjP)

299 ebay -23465798

For Sale : Successful
family-run sex cult. Stable clientele, well-behaved sex-slaves,
high-traffic downtown corner location. Full rack of sex implements,
black and red robes lubricants, and a working cooler chock full of
frozen popcorn shrimp!

2 decades in operation, must sell, moving to Florida our loss is your gain.

Partially running four wheeler and a human skull pyramid included with the purchase.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 08:34 PM (2wOtx)

If only it had a chest freezer, a big one, full of pizza rolls and a case or two of Raid with the blue cap.

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at May 18, 2018 09:02 PM (QLvwG)

300 That picture of Paula Jones, did the Russians make it look it a bit like Chelsea? I mean, they're not related, so it's cool.

Posted by: Woody Allen at May 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9tO1t)

301 I just realized that Markle looks like a prettier version of Kamala Harris.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 09:02 PM (hMwEB)

302 296 The man is a child.

When will he grow up?
Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 09:01 PM (MWX7h)

When he returns to the plantation to serve his masters. Until then it's shame! Shame! SHAME!

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:03 PM (2yfcr)

303 Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 18, 2018 08:59 PM (kZZPS)

Yea, some story, eh? I read it this morning. There have been stories for years that the abuses in South America are worse than what was exposed in America. Maybe this is the beginning of the damn bursting.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:03 PM (w45mR)

304 @ 290

Francis, though, has also been implicated
in the scandal, and in his document saying all Chilean bishops bore
blame he added 'and me first of all.'Francis
first drew scorn from victims, ordinary Chileans and even members of
his sex abuse advisory board by appointing Barros bishop of Osorno,
Chile, in 2015.The Associated Press
reported earlier this year that Francis did so over the objections of
other Chilean bishops who knew Barros' past was problematic and had
recommended he and other Karadima-trained bishops resign and take a
sabbatical.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 09:04 PM (vWMNq)

305 >>Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2018 08:59 PM (2saZ/)

Kind of stunning what's coming out. And we are just getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

306 Seems like another Chilean general needs to step up and start dumping trash in the ocean.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:05 PM (sBHZx)

307 I remember a lot of news stories when I-was there about what a klutz Charles was. He was always fallin off his polo horse or something similar.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

308 272 Redacted, when were you there?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

I started going to London/ Paris i 1969 All through the seventies, I went 5 times a year. Then I slowed up when the buying began to get worse. I think 2002 was the last time I went

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:06 PM (Ymy4N)

309 I think you meant "than his brother" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 08:57 PM (vWMNq)

Yes, thanks, good catch. One has to wonder about that entire generation.

There is Charles, Edward, Andrew , and Anne

Edward is still married to his original bride.

All three of the other siblings have been divorced, with Charles and Anne remarried to the people they were having affairs with.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 09:06 PM (r+s66)

310 @ 303 ALL of Chile's 34 bishops. And that's just the bishops.

And that's just one country in South America.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 18, 2018 09:07 PM (kZZPS)

311 Kind of stunning what's coming out. And we are just getting started.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

If they're willing to publicly cop to spying and claim its a good thing, I imagine it's horrendous.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:07 PM (Dp6qK)

312 have you hugged a chicken today?
No, seriously, hug a chicken on youtube.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 18, 2018 09:00 PM (roQNm)

I always preferred to think of my fryer as a hugging machine...

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 18, 2018 09:07 PM (eMKNe)

313 So he's a fun-loving, easy-going dude, and she's a neurotic, uptight bitch? Sounds like a killer sitcom.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 18, 2018 08:42 PM (ppaKI)

Bertie Wooster and Pauline Stoker?

*taps chin*

Marmaduke "Chuffy" Chuffnell and Pauline Stoker?

Will they try to convert Windsor into a going concern?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 09:07 PM (2K6fY)

314 Alyssa Milano: 'I had myself committed' to a mental institution

Alyssa Milano co-hosted The View today and opened up about struggling with a mental illness.

I don't think she's anywhere near cured. She should go back to the loony bin for a few more years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

315 Thanks, Jackstraw.

That letter shows that Sen. Grassley is a master of legal words.

I would NOT want to get that letter if I was guilty like I think Ros. et al are.

their goose is cooked!

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:08 PM (uJ09Y)

316 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

The entire FISA court apparatus needs to be shut canned and every one of those bastards needs to be in prison.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2018 09:08 PM (2saZ/)

317 Rumors are that Francis has a thing for South American Rent Boys as well.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:08 PM (2yfcr)

318 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

Had to walk the dog.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Ymy4N)

319 Redacted, we were there 77-83. My youngest brother was born there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

320 Francis, though, has also been implicated
in the scandal, and in his document saying all Chilean bishops bore
blame he added 'and me first of all
===
Pope's gonna have a bad May.

Q

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:09 PM (ZuGkg)

321 The Pope's in a sex cult.

Of course he is.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 09:10 PM (2wOtx)

322 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

Man, that is some good stuff. "So when did something devised for criminal investigations get to be used for counter-intelligence?" "So what is the scope of authority of this investigator - just asking what teh judge asked." "So when did the special investigator get FISA authority (which is purely counter-intelligence?)"
Good stuff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:10 PM (0QYMt)

323 London continues to slide into oblivion:

https://tinyurl.com/ybsqxws6

This really speaks to the overall state of things over there.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 09:11 PM (b1bLJ)

324 The classic definition is someone who will do anything with anybody for a quarter.
Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2018 08:28 PM (cHbmY)

Woa. Three months is a pretty long time.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 09:11 PM (2K6fY)

325 Adoration by whom? If it was Brits, I don't see the issue. OTOH, I totally understand the desire to go home with the armadillo.
Posted by: Quint at May 18, 2018 08:54 PM (n13/j)

I'm the kinda guy that hates to see someone piss on their own shoes. I know it's a big waste of time but I can't help myself

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:11 PM (Ymy4N)

326
If they're willing to publicly cop to spying and claim its a good thing, I imagine it's horrendous.
========
There's gonna be talk in there about the "a" word. They are going to claim it was a good thing they had someone on the inside to protect Trump.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)

327 The Pope's in a sex cult.

Of course he is.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 09:10 PM (2wOtx)

I don't think it's the kind you would want to be a member of.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (2yfcr)

328 Before Diana, the Queen's Mother was the rock star. They worshipped her.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (PUmDY)

329 Pope's gonna have a bad May.

Q
Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:09 PM (ZuGkg)

Pope went up against Trump and lost. Good times. That's about the time the Can't Stump the Trump meme started.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:14 PM (Dp6qK)

330 If you have some time on your hands, read this letter from Grassley to Rosenstein that was sent yesterday. Stay with it, it's a good read.

Pay particular attention to bullet No. 7 near the end.

https://tinyurl.com/ybe8vtjj

This is the stuff the media does not report.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

The media doesn't report it because it violates their narrative. Also, that amount of detail is more than any news will be willing to report as it can't be done in five second sound bites.

That is one big read.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2018 09:14 PM (r+s66)

331 As if it matters, Harry will be fine - Markle is a pretty close approximation to his mother

Posted by: rammajamma at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (xceTB)

332 326
If they're willing to publicly cop to spying and claim its a good thing, I imagine it's horrendous.
========
There's gonna be talk in there about the "a" word. They are going to claim it was a good thing they had someone on the inside to protect Trump.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)

The narrative is headed in that direction.

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2yfcr)

333 London continues to slide into oblivion:

https://tinyurl.com/ybsqxws6

This really speaks to the overall state of things over there.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 09:11 PM (b1bLJ)

The whole country is a shithole. They killed Alfie Evans and the cops went after anyone who spoke out against it. Let the whole island sink

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

334 Pope went up against Trump and lost.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Shows which side God is on.
Deus Vult, Bigly!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (sBHZx)

335 As if it matters, Harry will be fine - Markle is a pretty close approximation to his mother

Posted by: rammajamma at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (xceTB)

She's an airhead?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

336 Before Diana, the Queen's Mother was the rock star. They worshipped her.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (PUmDY)

IIRC, during the Blitz she was asked to leave London with the children and she replied that the children will not leave her, and she will not leave the King, and the King will not leave London. They stayed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:16 PM (0QYMt)

337 Pope went up against Trump and lost. Good times. That's about the time the Can't Stump the Trump meme started.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:14 PM (Dp6qK)

Don Surber has a list of people who have picked fights with Donald Trump and lost. The list is very long.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:17 PM (0QYMt)

338 I just realized that the Royal family does not use the NHS.
That's how they live so long.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 09:18 PM (hMwEB)

339 >> "Pope's gonna have a bad May.

Q

Posted by: Simplemind

I wouldn't be surprised to see the Pope step down before too long.

Some disingenuous rationale will be ginned up.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 18, 2018 09:19 PM (kZZPS)

340 339 I wouldn't be surprised to see the Pope step down before too long.

Some disingenuous rationale will be ginned up.

I think he's already brought it up himself.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 09:20 PM (vWMNq)

341 319 Redacted, we were there 77-83. My youngest brother was born there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

I would go for 3-4 weeks at time. Stayed mostly in South Ken when I was in London. Near most of the auction houses and antique rows. Plus there a good greek pizza place there. Not a fan of Bit food

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Ymy4N)

342 >>Man, that is some good stuff.

Grassley has been doing this for months now. He doesn't get the media coverage of Nunes but he has been dropping bombs for a while.

He most definitely knows what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

343 the week after Alfie Evans died, the cover of People magazine was William and Kate with their new baby.

terrible timing for them. I'm sure we're not the only ones who think this way.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:21 PM (uJ09Y)

344 My dream is that Mueller lands in jail.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 09:21 PM (hMwEB)

345 I wouldn't be surprised to see the Pope step down before too long.

Some disingenuous rationale will be ginned up.
Posted by: Anonymous 7

If Princess Kako won't have me, I'd like to throw my pointy hat into the ring. Make Holy Mother Church Great Again! Free helicopter rides for "problematic" clergy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:22 PM (sBHZx)

346 Went to ASL there. We were in St. John's Wood.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:22 PM (PUmDY)

347 The narrative is headed in that direction.
Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2yfcr)

If the chatter about concerns about his security detail is accurate, it is hard to imagine NY other direction it could go.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Dp6qK)

348 344
My dream is that Mueller lands in jail.

Hillary and Obama ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 18, 2018 09:22 PM (vWMNq)

349 Posted by: Surfperch at May 18, 2018 09:11 PM (b1bLJ)

What is really crazy is that right now there are armed SWAT like teams all over the place for the Royal Wedding. And a "ring of steel". I have no idea what that is. So to put that on a billboard when the real thing is all over the place is hilarious. They should have waited a week.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:23 PM (w45mR)

350
He most definitely knows what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 09:20 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, someone ordered a Code Red. And I bet he knows who - or is pretty close to knowing and proving.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:24 PM (0QYMt)

351 I believe the Pope gets to choose the Cardinals to choose the next one. So there is that problem

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 09:24 PM (2K6fY)

352 London had good other nationality food, I.e. Chinese/Indian/italian.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:24 PM (PUmDY)

353 To what does this "Code Red" refer, please?

sounds big, but I don't know it.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:26 PM (uJ09Y)

354 Thanks for the book links, Vmom. A couple look interesting.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 18, 2018 09:26 PM (roQNm)

355 Hey everybody. Just finished dinner.

Chili dogs are proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:26 PM (eMKNe)

356 To what does this "Code Red" refer, please?

sounds big, but I don't know it.
Posted by: booknlass

Rewatch A Few Good Men. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore were surprisingly good.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:27 PM (sBHZx)

357 Cheese coney.

And code red is movie reference. A few good men.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:27 PM (ZuGkg)

358 Thanks. I thought it was somebody like Clapper admitting he ordered a Code Red

mountain dew

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:28 PM (uJ09Y)

359 Redacted, did you ever go to Joe Allen In London?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

360 353 To what does this "Code Red" refer, please?

sounds big, but I don't know it.
Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:26 PM (uJ09Y)

In the court drama, A Few Good Men, it is the order given that resulted in a Marine's death. "I ordered the code red" is the line uttered by the Marine General on the stand.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 18, 2018 09:28 PM (Dp6qK)

361 I would go for 3-4 weeks at time. Stayed mostly in
South Ken when I was in London. Near most of the auction houses and
antique rows. Plus there a good greek pizza place there. Not a fan of
Bit food

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:20 PM (Ymy4
You don't like spam, eggs, sausage, and spam?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2018 09:29 PM (QLvwG)

362 I believe the Pope gets to choose the Cardinals to choose the next one. So there is that problem

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 09:24 PM (2K6fY)

Since the last two popes picked cardinals also and look what they got, there does not seem to be any predestination involved there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:30 PM (0QYMt)

363 As I understand it, the Brits are horrible cooks, but they pretty much invested breakfast: eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:31 PM (eMKNe)

364 invented, that is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:31 PM (eMKNe)

365 I opened the letter...will need to read later. How did you guys get it? Or is there a place where you can see all the letters sent everyday, and someone knew to zero in on this. Thanks for the link, btw.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:31 PM (w45mR)

366 There's gonna be talk in there about the "a" word. They are going to claim it was a good thing they had someone on the inside to protect Trump.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 18, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)

Help a moron out--what's the "a" word?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 18, 2018 09:32 PM (1FhAQ)

367 To what does this "Code Red" refer, please?

sounds big, but I don't know it.
Posted by: booknlass at May

similar to hazing, used to get malcontents or under performing members of a team to toe the line.

similar to when Ace and CBD beat a commenter with bars of soap wrapped in towels for not discussing peculiar sex behaviors enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2018 09:32 PM (MTjB1)

368 Help a moron out--what's the "a" word?
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May

assassination?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (MTjB1)

369 Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:28 PM (uJ09Y)

After months of denial that the FBI, CIA, and the Obama Administration spied on the Trump Campaign, Clapped came right out and said he was glad that they had spied on the campaign. Hence "You're God Damn right I ordered the Code Red!"

Or in other words - thanks for the admission, buddy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (0QYMt)

370 https://tinyurl.com/y7dyo3f4

HRC busted taking payments from her own campaign funds

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ICWiF)

371 I wouldn't be surprised to see the Pope step down before too long.

I took a step down to become President. He'd be a good one.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (y3sT9)

372 similar to when Ace and CBD beat a commenter with bars of soap wrapped in towels for not discussing peculiar sex behaviors enough.
Posted by: yankeefifth

I believe that was back when Ace was in Basic and stationed at Perris Island in 1968, about to ship out for 'Nam...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

373 Cucumber and watercress sandwiches with real butter mayo on white bread. WTH?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

374 Cosmic Charlie, no worries. I hear that unlike certain pantsuited pretenders, the Queen actually carries some Tabasco in her purse... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:34 PM (eMKNe)

375 Help a moron out--what's the "a" word?
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 18, 2018 09:32 PM (1FhAQ)

--------

I'm assuming they're going to try and call them an intelligence asset. Hence the use of the a word.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 18, 2018 09:34 PM (p997d)

376 HRC busted taking payments from her own campaign funds

Well, who the hell else is supposed to benefit? These funds aren't gonna siphon themselves!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2018 09:35 PM (y3sT9)

377 370 https://tinyurl.com/y7dyo3f4

HRC busted taking payments from her own campaign funds
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ICWiF)

But, isn't that what campaign funds are for?

*hic*

Posted by: HRC at May 18, 2018 09:36 PM (b1bLJ)

378 booknlass, an update on kittehs is absolutely required on the Pet Thread.

Posted by: pogomip at May 18, 2018 09:36 PM (JXh4Y)

379
Help a moron out--what's the "a" word?
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran

That's what Fonzie used to say all the time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2018 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

380 a is for anabaptist. For some reason they are under-represented in DC

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

381 Remember when they loaded up the truck like the Beverly Hillbillies with WH furniture? Dirtbags.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

382 Rewatch A Few Good Men. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore were surprisingly good.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 18, 2018 09:27 PM

yeah, they did OK

Posted by: Jack Nicholson at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (KCxzN)

383 this whole coup is coming unwound.

makes me wonder if the rule of law will resolve it.

May it do so.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (uJ09Y)

384 I finally was able to go to England a couple summers ago. Brit food is pretty bland, best meal I had in London was a big Indian food buffet - and it was real Indian food. (I love curries)

Now also got to spend some time in Yorkshire, and Yorkshire food suited me perfectly. And the land there had a comfortable feel to it as well - almost like had some kind of an ancestral affinity for it or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

385 359 Redacted, did you ever go to Joe Allen In London?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

I think some people took me when it first opened. Don't remember much. I wasn't into eating out too much. I was there to buy antiques and that was about it. I was taken to all the places Simpsons and such, tea, especially when I was young. My first trip in 1969, I was 18. Just not into it. Plus, I'm not really into the Brits. Just me. I'm an asshole

Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2018 09:38 PM (Ymy4N)

386 okay pogomip, I'll write one up and send it to Mis. Hum.

you're sweet to remember the four little kittens.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:38 PM (uJ09Y)

387 They put baked beans on toast.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

388 this whole coup is coming unwound.

makes me wonder if the rule of law will resolve it.
May it do so.

Posted by: booknlass
------------------

It has been suggested that it will all be piled on McCain, and then it will just go away.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 09:39 PM (MWX7h)

389 343: The whole thing was appalling, I didn't give a damn about the "royal" brood after the NHS production. I still shudder to think about it.

My only hope is that the US stays out of any "migrant" debacle the UK brings upon themselves. As long as they're trashing our President and sentencing babies to death, I have no interest in their future.

My next European trip will be back to Budapest. I loved the place.

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:39 PM (5gaNQ)

390 Evening all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2018 09:40 PM (FPzw8)

391 An American restaurant there. We would go there after plays sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

392 Toad-in-the-hole

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

393 I have to stop eating while reading threads. I stop paying attention, overeat, and then feel ill. Like now. I blame that hamburger discussion.

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:41 PM (w45mR)

394 Uhhhh. What?

USA TODAY
@USATODAY
Two details set the Santa Fe shooting apart from other recent deadly attacks: explosives and the use of less-lethal weapons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:42 PM (+y/Ru)

395 Trump pulled higher-quality tail, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 18, 2018 09:42 PM (xJa6I)

396 Question at Quora: "What policies would you like to see implemented in the United States after all guns are banned?"

I answered:

Immediate treason charges, trials and guilty verdicts against everyone who made the ban possible, quickly followed by their public executions, and a new Constitutional Convention that would instantly restore the 2nd Amendment and add even tougher teeth for anyone in power who even thinks of restricting it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:42 PM (eMKNe)

397 London had good other nationality food, I.e. Chinese...
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:24 PM (PUmDY)

Lee Ho Fook's?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 18, 2018 09:43 PM (sXefu)

398 Two details set the Santa Fe shooting apart from other recent deadly attacks: explosives and the use of less-lethal weapons."

I don't get no respect, I tell ya, no respect!

Posted by: The Shotgun at May 18, 2018 09:43 PM (V2Yro)

399 Two details set the Santa Fe shooting apart from other recent deadly attacks: explosives and the use of less-lethal weapons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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Militarized 38 revolver?

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 09:43 PM (MWX7h)

400 Two details set the Santa Fe shooting apart from other recent deadly attacks: explosives and the use of less-lethal weapons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2018 09:42 PM (+y/Ru)

You have to love the 'less-lethal' part. Tell that to the dead people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 09:43 PM (qnBaA)

401 A lot of British food seems inspired by the Blitz/Depression.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

402 Why would Quora think all guns are gonna be banned?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:44 PM (w45mR)

403 gNewt, I am inclined to think we have leaders, such as President Trump and Sen. Grassley, who won't let that happen.

and then there's the majority that elected Trump, plus the intelligent people who are coming over to the side of sanity.

Makes me wonder how's it all going to shake out. If law doesn't do it, conservatives aren't the sort to riot in the streets. But there's a first time for everything.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:44 PM (uJ09Y)

404 402 Why would Quora think all guns are gonna be banned?
Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:44 PM (w45mR)

I am kind of interested to see what the replies are. What policies WOULD you enact if the government now has nothing to fear from the populace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 09:45 PM (qnBaA)

405 363 As I understand it, the Brits are horrible cooks, but they pretty much invested breakfast: eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:31 PM (eMKNe)

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Sambo's had it first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2018 09:45 PM (ga0eq)

406 Toad-in-the-hole

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

Never heard of it, but I'll try anything once.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at May 18, 2018 09:45 PM (sXefu)

407 Only decent restaurant I went to in London was the now closed Wodka, an Eastern European restaurant. Food and service were great. For all the talk about the English breakfast, the canned (!) juice spoiled it, who uses canned juice?

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:45 PM (5gaNQ)

408 re; texas school shooting. time to close the pharmacies at all indoctrination centers. ritalin isn't candy. fucking assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

409 My next European trip will be back to Budapest. I loved the place.
Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:39 PM (5gaNQ)

What red blooded American Man wouldn't?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (2yfcr)

410 If you have some time on your hands, read this letter from Grassley to Rosenstein that was sent yesterday. Stay with it, it's a good read.

Pay particular attention to bullet No. 7 near the end.

https://tinyurl.com/ybe8vtjj

This is the stuff the media does not report.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)
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Rosenstein is slow walking everything hoping for the blue wave in November.
Session's should fire him, but he won't.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (PvFoN)

411 Almost like outlawing guns is not the real purpose of their advocacy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (qnBaA)

412 Back to topic, I just dont see a known germophobe sticking his dick into a human petri dish. I could be wrong.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (5iPef)

413 Is there a sex cult starter kit? And why is it a "cult" ?

Are they ass-worshippers?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 18, 2018 09:46 PM (2wOtx)

414 Hah, my cousin's husband linked to a facebook picture with writing that looks like Yanny and Laurel.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (lKs2v)

415 I believe that was back when Ace was in Basic and stationed at Perris Island in 1968, about to ship out for 'Nam...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2018 09:33 PM

I remember Ace's stay quite well.

Posted by: Parris Hilton at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

416 Why would Quora think all guns are gonna be banned?

Posted by: prof disarray, gg channel at May 18, 2018 09:44 PM (w45mR)

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Give it a shot and see the most widely ignored law since the Volsted Act.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (0QYMt)

417 381 Remember when they loaded up the truck like the Beverly Hillbillies with WH furniture? Dirtbags.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

With Hillary in the rocker sitting on top of the truck.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

418 401 A lot of British food seems inspired by the Blitz/Depression."

Oh come on, British Food has been bad since the Black Death rolled through.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (V2Yro)

419 Anytime a birthday party is at Trader Vic's is going to be fun and trouble.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

420 I just noticed the difference between Trump and Billy Jeff in that meme from the post. Yikes! They are about the same age, yes?

Posted by: Monk at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (2yfcr)

421 409: Same goes for us 'ettes. I also enjoyed Belgrade and against all odds, Bucharest

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:47 PM (5gaNQ)

422 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 18, 2018 09:48 PM (Ckg4U)

423 Rosenstein is slow walking everything hoping for the blue wave in November."

The tide is going out a lot faster than he counted on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2018 09:48 PM (V2Yro)

424 Buda > Pest.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

425 re; texas school shooting. time to close the pharmacies at all indoctrination centers. ritalin isn't candy. fucking assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
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The media need to quit memorializing these mental freaks.

The minute that dumb stuff is posted on fake book or other social media they need a visit from the po po. Be brought in for observation and threat analysis.

Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2018 09:49 PM (MWX7h)

426 423: So now we're ALL admitting that Roddy is playing for team Clinton?

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:50 PM (5gaNQ)

427 So, that little roundtable discussion Trump had today with all those municipal officials in California... Looks like he strongly suggested to Jeff Sessions (who was also there) to look into filing criminal charges against Libby Schaaf, Mayor of Oakland, for tipping off her illegal constituents on social media about those ICE raids a few months ago.

Still not tired of winning, here!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 18, 2018 09:51 PM (wSC8T)

428 424: I agree. But I loved the whole place. Even the countryside was fabulous

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 09:51 PM (5gaNQ)

429 gNewt, I am inclined to think we have leaders, such as President Trump and Sen. Grassley, who won't let that happen.

and then there's the majority that elected Trump, plus the intelligent people who are coming over to the side of sanity.

Makes me wonder how's it all going to shake out. If law doesn't do it, conservatives aren't the sort to riot in the streets. But there's a first time for everything.

Posted by: booknlass at May 18, 2018 09:44 PM (uJ09Y)

Nah, we're not the type to riot in the streets.

It comes to *that*, we're more likely the types to just break out the known distance range cards and target lists, and commence with the cull.

Recall if you will, the German's recollection of enemies faced on the WWI Battlefields. Went something like; the Brits would go over the top behind bagpipes playing, while themselves whooping and hollering in the charge. The French, would be singing their patriotic songs while advancing into fire.

But we Yanks advanced in utter silence, other than the bark of rifles delivering aimed, deadly and unceasing fire.

This scared the Hun such as nothing ever had, before.

And this is how, I think, the Counter-Coup would unfold in city and field, should the evil cabal be so stupid as to ever force the issue.

When it's time to shoot, SHOOT!, don't talk.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2018 09:52 PM (QzJWU)

430 Man, that is some good stuff. "So when did something devised for criminal investigations get to be used for counter-intelligence?" "So what is the scope of authority of this investigator - just asking what teh judge asked." "So when did the special investigator get FISA authority (which is purely counter-intelligence?)"
Good stuff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 18, 2018 09:10 PM (0QYMt)

I kinda liked this one. It's a 'we know you're doing it asshole...now explain why you think you can.'

10. Please explain whether and to what extent the Special Counsel has the ability to
access information gathered by the Intelligence Community under national security
authorities and to use that information in furtherance of his criminal investigation or
in a criminal proceeding. What level of supervision or approval is required?

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2018 09:53 PM (Enq6K)

431 424: I agree.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 09:57 PM (PUmDY)

432 404
What policies WOULD you enact if the government now has nothing to fear from the populace?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2018 09:45 PM (qnBaA)

Based on actual experience in the 20th century, I'd expect to see open confiscation of private wealth and possibly forcible relocation of select populations. You know, after a judge rules that the suburbs are too white and the inner cities are too black.

I'd love to hear what the lefties have to say in unguarded moments.

Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2018 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

433 CN @9:50... Was there ever any doubt? I mean, right from the start he's been letting obvious Hillary partisan Bobby Garbage do whatever he wants.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 18, 2018 09:58 PM (wSC8T)

434 344
My dream is that Mueller lands in jail.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 18, 2018 09:21 PM (hMwEB)

In the same cell block as those Chilean bishops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2018 10:00 PM (8iiMU)

435 opening herself up to breech of contract

Good one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2018 10:07 PM (jScj0)

436 433: Not in my mind, but I have had my intelligence questioned by a sock or two who believed that Roddy was totally doing POTUS' bidding and was a saint

Posted by: CN at May 18, 2018 10:08 PM (5gaNQ)

437 428

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 18, 2018 10:16 PM (PUmDY)

438 I'm not saying the mole was Carter Page, but it was Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)
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Aren't the Feds filing charges against him?
Is this what's out on the interwebs.

Kim Strassel seems to be 99.9% sure she knows and Hannity said it is out there on the internet.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2018 10:43 PM (PvFoN)

439 @432:

In their unguarded moments, Lefties likely discuss how to cut-off blacks, whoever, in a Sheehanesque manner. It's truly terrifying to think where we would be if November '16had gone down differently.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 19, 2018 12:45 AM (nFNY1)

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