Cheesecake Factory Employees Reportedly Harass Black Man Wearing a "MAGA" Hat, Demanding He Be Thrown Out of the Restaurant; Some Say They Also Called Him the N-Word

Lovely.

"I got up and went to the restroom, my girlfriend followed me, and as we were walking back, a group of [the employees] came out from the back and they just started clapping and yelling, and just screaming things at me," Joseph said. This was corroborated by another witness, who said that the employees in the kitchen booed loudly as Joseph walked by.

According to witnesses, some of the employees even referred to Joseph as a "n**ger" throughout the ordeal.

A witness told The Daily Wire that the employees "looked like a lynch mob and they couldn't stand to see a black man wearing a hat that showed support for the president."

The Cheesecake Factor says it has "suspended" the employees pending the investigation.

They also say that the media is blowing reports of their employees behaving like a lynch mob and calling a black man "n***er" out of proportion.

Well, they seem to specifically deny the "lynch mob" claim, stating that the employees were gathered in one place during a shift-change which might have looked like a lynch mob to the uninformed.

Yeah... maybe. And maybe it's just as the reports have it.

As Twitchy wonders: Will this even get 10% of the coverage the Starbucks noncident got? 5%? 1%?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:37 PM




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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)

2 "well, what did he expect wearing a MAGA hat out in public?"

- the tolerant and ever loving left

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)

3 also, this is the point at which corporate america decides to push back? Really?!

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:39 PM (F5+ro)

4 This really cheeses me off.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hMwEB)

5 Fascism: Forever looming on "the right" but landing on the left.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 16, 2018 02:39 PM (koNhm)

6 I suspect Penny is behind all of this.....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (zSVEm)

7 I'll have the cheesecake sitting next to Steeve Doocy, please.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (EzdLW)

8 This was corroborated by another witness, who said that the employees in the kitchen booed loudly as Joseph walked by.

I don't think he'd want to eat anything that came out of that kitchen, anyway. I don't think anyone would.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (OYwKq)

9 Do you think this is for real or did he make it up?

Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (uLuPn)

10 Nationalist?

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (PA57R)

11 Years and years corporate america has rolled over for any even small claim the left made, no matter how much the media exaggerated it.

Now it's being blown out of proportion?

Delta (?): "The media blew the story of our having cops drag an asian dude off an overbooked plan wayyy out of proportion."

Starbucks: "The media blew the story of these loafers trying to get free bathroom access out of proportion."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (F5+ro)

12 Cheesecake Factory, the whitiest of white watering holes, is minimizing the racist attack on a black customer?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (hMwEB)

13 I used to work there and they spit in people's drinks.

Posted by: Penny at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (r9UYA)

14 Wait, so according to the Cheesecake Factory itself, the incident took place during a staff meeting.

Ever heard of a staff meeting without, you know, at least one manager present?

So there was at least one manager. Right there. Observing this.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (3dsTO)

15 The customer is always right. Unless he's black and wearing a MAGA hat, then we'll get back to you.

Posted by: josephistan at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (7HtZB)

16 I was hoping 'Cheesecake' was in reference to scantily clad ladies...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

17 If it was Chik Fil A, and he was wearing an Obama hat they would be demanding the entire building be flattened.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (cAnNx)

18 7 I'll have the cheesecake sitting next to Steeve Doocy, please.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (EzdLW)

You know who she is, right?
Jon Huntsman's daughter, Abby.

Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (uLuPn)

19 9 Do you think this is for real or did he make it up?
Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:40 PM (uLuPn)

The incident itself? There seem to be multiple witnesses, so I'd say it's probably for real. Could be exaggerated, I suppose, but that's never stopped the media and corporate america before.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (F5+ro)

20 I'm going to need an elaboration on "Some".

That's a standard NBC Nightly News tag when trying to avoid saying We Actually Don't Have Any Sources For This BS We're About To Serve You.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (4ErVI)

21 When I wear my MAGA hat, it's head on a swivel baby.

Blacks are the most negative about it.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (ECLaL)

22 Manager probably egged it on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (KnK6d)

23
You know who she is, right?
Jon Huntsman's daughter, Abby.
Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM



I did not know that. Weird wild stuff.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (EzdLW)

24 Imagine what the employees are doing to your food...

Try our chocolate cheesecake. It's divinely feculent. Er, truculent?

Bye Cheesecake. If this is what they hire, no thanks.

Posted by: Marcus T, Bunkered In at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

25 Dat homeade Strawberry Lemonade tho.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (PA57R)

26 They can deny lynch mob and N word all they want. It's time to play by their rules: Seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (FE7Lu)

27 Cheesecake Factory looks like a pastel mosque

Posted by: CN at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (5gaNQ)

28 It isn't race that exempts you from racism charges, it is the party that you support.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (7ZVPa)

29 who is Penny? a moronette? if you saw people hucking "little green footballs" into a drink did you report it?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (dQsCC)

30 2 "well, what did he expect wearing a MAGA hat out in public?"

- the tolerant and ever loving left
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)


Liberal acquaintance once decried "right-wing violence." I suggested that I would put a "Bernie" bumper sticker on my car, if he'd put a "Trump" one on his.

Crickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

31 9 Do you think this is for real or did he make it up?

2 employees didn't already voluntarily quit over nothing. That's the clincher for me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (3dsTO)

32 Cheesecake and hate. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Marcus T, Bunkered In at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (VpIIl)

33 If it was Chik- Fil- A, and someone walked in with a Planned Parenthood t- shirt on, do you think the staff would call them " murderer" ???
Yeah, me neither....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (zSVEm)

34 Good to know that the Fun Camps will be inclusive. I was worried.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (e1mEI)

35

I wish they had stood their ground and had not left. Waited for the police and get it on record.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (fceHP)

36 23
You know who she is, right?
Jon Huntsman's daughter, Abby.
Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM


I did not know that. Weird wild stuff.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:42 PM (EzdLW)

She's got some liberal ideas. I really don't like her. The blonde one is better.

Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (uLuPn)

37 Would they be Hatecakes?

Posted by: nip at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ECLaL)

38 Sooo, I probably shouldn't order the chocolate cheesecake then?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (3dsTO)

39 Cheesecake Factory has 8 year olds working for them?.....No wonder their overpriced crap tastes like, well, crap.

I thought we had child labor laws.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EoRCO)

40 Someone cut the cheesecake.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (8iiMU)

41 13 I used to work there and they spit in people's drinks.

Posted by: Penny at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (r9UYA)

In the Current Year who doesn't besides CFA?

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (PA57R)

42 Why did his girlfriend follow him to the restroom?

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EzdLW)

43 No camps for me. No camps for thee. Bad shit happens in the camps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (KnK6d)

44 Why won't anyone identify the "ethnicity" of the employees threatening a MAGA hat wearer who happens to be black? If this location is like the ones in Texas the staff is almost 80% Hispanic and sullen as hell. INS should do a raid.

Posted by: Lester at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (LfJIn)

45 2 employees didn't already voluntarily quit over nothing. That's the clincher for me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:43 PM (3dsTO)

Well maybe they did, it's shitty fast casual dining jobs. More work than McDonalds, and not much more pay (with the exception of waiters, I'm sure, if they're good and get a lot of tips.)

I can imagine a call from corporate was enough for someone to say, "fuck it, I'll go back to making burritos at Taco Bell. No one bothers me there and the pay is the same."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (F5+ro)

46 42
Why did his girlfriend follow him to the restroom?

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EzdLW)

To get to the other stall?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (8iiMU)

47 42 Why did his girlfriend follow him to the restroom?

Sounds like she was afraid to remain alone at the table. Maybe she felt safer by the restrooms where there's more foot traffic?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (3dsTO)

48 Last time I ate at Cheesecake Factory they had a stockholders meeting at my table.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (MVpMt)

49 I don't care who her dad is. I'd hit it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (jsWA8)

50 In case you can't tell, I don't like eating out. I've been around enough kitchens to know how disgusting they can be and how $9/hr employees can really really really not give a shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (F5+ro)

51 Delta (?): "The media blew the story of our having cops drag an asian dude off an overbooked plan wayyy out of proportion."

You're thinking of United.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:46 PM (iv0p7)

52 The Big Bang Theory must really be hurting for ratings if they're having Penny pull this stunt.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 02:46 PM (mk7Bj)

53 46 - Atop the early leader board for THREADWINNER

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 16, 2018 02:46 PM (m7LQK)

54 Having lost any hope for the civic culture some time ago, my only interest in this sort of thing is that it further alienate neutral or normal people. And of course also nudge some black Americans further along a rational path that simply says "what the f**k is THIS?".






Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

55 Did they actually have any rope?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (IqV8l)

56 I don't think he'd want to eat anything that came out of that kitchen, anyway. I don't think anyone would.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 16, 2018 02:40

Yeah, seriously, if I encountered hostility from a restaurant employee no matter what the reason no way am I putting anything from that kitchen or bar in my mouth.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (ZOlfu)

57 38 Sooo, I probably shouldn't order the chocolate cheesecake then?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (3dsTO)

Chocolate on a cheesecake? Sounds like an infamnia to me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (4ErVI)

58 Who is the brunette on the right. She seems fetching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

59 If it was Chik Fil A, and he was wearing an Obama hat they would be demanding the entire building be flattened.
Posted by: buzzion


If it was Chick-fil-A, they employees would be saying "yes sir, no sir, may I get you anything else sir?"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (RkYsP)

60 When I wear my MAGA hat, it's head on a swivel baby.

Your MAGA hat has a head?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (iv0p7)

61 51 Delta (?): "The media blew the story of our having cops drag an asian dude off an overbooked plan wayyy out of proportion."

You're thinking of United.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:46 PM (iv0p7)

Eh, close enough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (F5+ro)

62 Abby Huntsman is some kinda sexy, its a shame about her daddy though.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xqfqx)

63 Doocy and Huntsman look like somebody crop-dusted them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (fiGNd)

64 Well, honestly - gentlemen are supposed to remove their hats when indoors, no?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (uDcBt)

65 This is why I never bought or displayed a MAGA hat, sign, or bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

66 PROGTARDS!!! FULL OF PEACE, LOVE & UNDERSTANDING

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (y3aQB)

67 I have not are Cheesecake factory since 2005. Sounds like they have gone downhill.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (PA57R)

68 Why won't anyone identify the "ethnicity" of the employees threatening a MAGA hat wearer who happens to be black? If this location is like the ones in Texas the staff is almost 80% Hispanic and sullen as hell. INS should do a raid.
Posted by: Lester at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (LfJIn)

The kitchen staff barely speak English so unless they were berating him in Spanish I would guess it was a different ethnicity. One other than Asian or Caucasian.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (MVpMt)

69 60. Yep. And on that head, there's another MAGA cap, with its own head and hat and....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (fA1SL)

70 If it was Chick-fil-A, they employees would be saying "yes sir, no sir, may I get you anything else sir?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (RkYsP)

This. Also cleaning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

71 Hijinks: Make a T shirt to read: "The righteous women is obedient to her husband -The Koran"

Wear it to your local Starbucks...

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (koNhm)

72 Imagine MAGA Hat guy with a big clock hanging from a gold chain around his neck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (fiGNd)

73 who is Penny?

Big Bang Theory character played by Kaley Cuoco. Her character used to work at The Cheesecake Factory.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)

74 I also bet they were female.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (MVpMt)

75 48 Last time I ate at Cheesecake Factory they had a stockholders meeting at my table.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (MVpMt)

Ha, seriously.

Yeah, I've never heard of an all staff meeting between shifts happening in the middle of a restaurant while customers are eating, but who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)

76 It was Shaniqua

In the kitchen

With a butter knife

We knew it all along.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (vcOmj)

77
Well, they seem to specifically deny the "lynch mob" claim, stating that the employees were gathered in one place during a shift-change which might have looked like a lynch mob to the uninformed.


To the uninformed this Jack Ketch knot may look like a hangman's noose

Posted by: The KKK at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (10vO4)

78 Am I the only one who wants to like Twitchy but finds it unbearable?

The click bait-y headlines just make me cringe.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (ELE3W)

79 60 & 69. MAGAlbrot Fractal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (fA1SL)

80 Civility is gone. Forget it. Commies and all the minions killed it.


Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (KnK6d)

81 Trump is the new punk rock.

Posted by: Max Power at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (q177U)

82 Euginor? That's clearly a reference to Eugenics which is RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Shaun Talcum X King at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (Fg1XV)

83 Yeah, I've never heard of an all staff meeting between shifts happening in the middle of a restaurant while customers are eating, but who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)

On Mother's Day.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (hMwEB)

84 65 This is why I never bought or displayed a MAGA hat, sign, or bumper sticker.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

Me neither. Nothing political at all.

I do have an American flag attached to my house, but the previous owners (huge liberals) left it there, so i think I'm okay.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (F5+ro)

85 63 Doocy and Huntsman look like somebody crop-dusted them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (fiGNd)



That's not dust...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 16, 2018 02:50 PM (jsWA8)

86 Well, honestly - gentlemen are supposed to remove their hats when indoors, no?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (uDcBt)

I don't think that's a thing anymore.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (MVpMt)

87 It's funny them acting all shocked about "ni**er", as if they don't know that whenever anytime black folks start yelling at each other (which is any time more than two of them are in a room together for more than 5 minutes) that is the FIRST thing they all start throwing at each other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (k1TUh)

88 12 Cheesecake Factory, the whitiest of white watering holes, is minimizing the racist attack on a black customer?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (hMwEB)

...

I'm going to posit that a whole hell of a lot of Cheesecake Factory business comes from Trump supporters, regardless of color.

Don't worry though. They would never do anything untoward to your food if they thought you were a Trump supporter.

Oh, and which crisis management team suggested that CF come out and decide to minimize a black man's experience instead of just denouncing hate in all forms? They really can't replace a few cooks?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (yL25O)

89 Cheesecake Factory is hardly a "white" place to eat, especially in Miami, at least when in my experience. This would be a huge deal for them....oh wait, MAGA hat, never mind, down the memory hole

Posted by: brak at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (WjCgM)

90 and sullen as hell.
--------------------------------


A common denominator of the socially aggrieved.

Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (4VAdr)

91 78. Five Ways to Beat Click-Bait. #4 Will Shock You.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (fA1SL)

92 This really cheeses me off.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hMwEB)


That place is wall to wall carbs. No one should be eating there anyway.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (/qEW2)

93 Isn't the required response here for the Cheesecake Factory to send all their employees to diversity training for a full day, and for this dude to get a payout if like $100k?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (mk7Bj)

94 This reminds me of the black guy who was a Tea Partier getting smacked around by the union thugs in St. Louis. He was wheelchair-bound, if I remember correctly, and the SEIU thugs beat him pretty badly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (LISuA)

95 78 Am I the only one who wants to like Twitchy but finds it unbearable?

The click bait-y headlines just make me cringe.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (ELE3W)

It was not a bad concept in the beginning, but now its like buzzfeed, but with more tweets and fewer gifs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (F5+ro)

96 65

This is why I never bought or displayed a MAGA hat, sign, or bumper sticker.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

What?? You have a problem with getting your car keyed, flat tires, busted tail lights ??

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 02:52 PM (zSVEm)

97 87 It's funny them acting all shocked about "ni**er", as if they don't know that whenever anytime black folks start yelling at each other (which is any time more than two of them are in a room together for more than 5 minutes) that is the FIRST thing they all start throwing at each other.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM (k1TUh)

Ooh. I rate this statement as....

Problematic.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:52 PM (F5+ro)

98 I have not are Cheesecake factory since 2005. Sounds like they have gone downhill.

Their Cheesecake is still top notch. The food has always been middling to slightly above average. Nobody does a huge menu well, and they have a huge menu.

They used to have a drink called an iced hot chocolate that was amazing. They discontinued it in like 2002.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:52 PM (iv0p7)

99
Lotsa thought crime breaking out on the plantations - better get your heads right or you'll be spending time in the box!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

100 The whole crew deserves immediate dismissal.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2018 02:53 PM (trcbu)

101 From the description, it sounds like their table was near the break area which is probably just off the kitchen - in other words they had a really lousy table (because of the hat?)

Sounds like they were within earshot and eyeshot and some of the employees started talking smack. Dude probably defended himself vocally and some of the employees approached the table.

At some point he went to the men's room and his gf followed because who would want to be alone at that table.

But like I pondered up above, there has to be at the least one manager present at a staff meeting, usually in this case the two shift managers, the one coming on and the one coming off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:53 PM (3dsTO)

102 60 When I wear my MAGA hat, it's head on a swivel baby.

Your MAGA hat has a head?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:47 PM (iv0p7)

...

Swivel babies are the jam.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 02:53 PM (yL25O)

103
Last time I ate at Cheesecake Factory they had a stockholders meeting at my table.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:45 PM (MVpMt)


Ha, seriously.

Yeah, I've never heard of an all staff meeting between shifts happening in the middle of a restaurant while customers are eating, but who knows?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM



I've been in Target and they have employee "huddles" on the sales floor during regular business hours. Head scratcher, but it happens. Is it a new thing? IDK.

When I worked in retail, eons ago, our meetings were always done without disrupting the customers -- prior to store opening its doors for the day. The night shift had meetings in a closed conference room prior to the shift starting.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (EzdLW)

104 All the cheesecake you can eat but no
Suzy Cream-cheese.

Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (4VAdr)

105 Not a slogan- or label- or brand-wearing/promoting sort by nature, so have never worn anything like that, or put stickers on a car. My maximum ostentatious political statement to date - a small MAGA pin on the orange vest I wear as a range officer at the shooting range. Gave some to the other guys on my day, they wear it too. Almost unreadable (gold lettering on red background).


Yes, benign environment. Wouldn't think of wearing/displaying anything like that anywhere else in coastal Kalifornistan.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (QDnY+)

106 The Cheesecake Factory does have the biggest menu I have ever seen in any restaurant. It's a good novel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)

107 81. Trump is the new punk rock.
**
I rate this not only true, but brilliant.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (fA1SL)

108 It's white because it's cream cheese duh

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (hMwEB)

109 Food = good

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)

110 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:53 PM (3dsTO)

All of that might be true, but if my employees were openly talking shit about a customer within earshot of said customer, not only would I be mortified, but I would have fired said employees on the spot and comped the customers dinner.

It does not sound like that is how it played out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (F5+ro)

111 I really wish this stuff would happen somewhere I am. Would love to wade in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (0tfLf)

112 Am I the only one who wants to like Twitchy but finds it unbearable?

The Ben Shapiro fan club?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (iv0p7)

113 78 Am I the only one who wants to like Twitchy but finds it unbearable?

But everybody you don't like JUST GOT DESTROYED!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (3dsTO)

114 On the other hand, this is how to get more Trump.

Posted by: maddogg at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (trcbu)

115 76
It was Shaniqua



In the kitchen



With a butter knife



We knew it all along.





Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (vcOmj)

Butterface?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

116 It's funny them acting all shocked about "ni**er", as if they don't know that whenever anytime black folks start yelling at each other (which is any time more than two of them are in a room together for more than 5 minutes) that is the FIRST thing they all start throwing at each other.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yeah, it could very well have been AA employees at Cheesecake Factory doing the dirty.

And Mr. Spike Lee had some unkind things to say about Donald Trump, too.

A country full of unhappy people.
So sad. So very, very sad.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

117 But did they call him Becky?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (aljs9)

118 Sean Davis
It was an assignment so secretive that Peter Strzok giddily texted his side piece about it on an unsecured line. It's also weird for NYT to characterize the meeting as "not yet reported" seeing as how Strzok's texts about it have been out for months.
2:41 PM - May 16, 2018 https://nyti.ms/2Ku3xSJ

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (y3aQB)

119 117. Nahh....he wasn't LARPing as Han Solo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (fA1SL)

120 I always take hate crime reports with a big block of salt, whatever they are. Without really hard evidence it seems so many times they are nonsense (like that college that put in cameras and their hate crime reports dropped by 94%).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

121 BREAKING

Cheesecake Factory CEO announces mandatory "unconscious bias" training for all customers.


/s

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (EzdLW)

122 Yeah, it could very well have been AA employees at Cheesecake Factory doing the dirty.

And Mr. Spike Lee had some unkind things to say about Donald Trump, too.

A country full of unhappy people.
So sad. So very, very sad.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (vcOmj)


Oh, I think without a doubt that at least some of the employees were black.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (F5+ro)

123 If I was Spike Lee, and had a mirror in the bathroom, I would be unhappy too...

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (zSVEm)

124 I've been in Target and they have employee "huddles"

Wal-Mart's do it too, early in the morning in the 24 hour stores, usually by the paint section.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (3dsTO)

125 But did they call him Becky?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Well, do they like big butts?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (vcOmj)

126 Jon Huntsman's daughter, Abby.
Posted by: Becky at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (uLuPn)

...

While the style guide is silent on preferred pronouns, it is crystal clear on the use of correct given names, for clarity.

Your apology is awaited.

Posted by: Albrecht Huntsman at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (yL25O)

127 65 This is why I never bought or displayed a MAGA hat, sign, or bumper sticker.
Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xjiRE)
__________________

Yep, I voted for Trump (because the alternative was too horrible to contemplate), but I wouldn't advertise it on my home or car. Not worth the inevitable property damage that would follow.

Leftists are nasty, destructive little shits.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (fqUgw)

128 I'm betting Mr. Joseph is of Haitian stock. Haitians are very friendly to Trump as a group.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

129 I've been in Target and they have employee "huddles" on the sales floor during regular business hours.


Yeah, but those employees are never helping people.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (RkYsP)

130 OT-Recently went to Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park, CA. Cannot recommend it enough. Fearless Americana. They played the National Anthem at park opening. It's a shock to see. I hate that I was shocked.


Go there.

Posted by: nip at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (ECLaL)

131 Send in the bums to shit on the floors.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (KnK6d)

132 ace, ck your friend Tom Nichols' twatters for a typically astute geopolitical assessment (Norks are "already winning" in their tussle with Two Scoops).


And bring back "noodles". willow seems to have abandoned her post.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (QDnY+)

133
Food = good

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM



Yes... Yes! Food good!

Posted by: Frankenstein's monster at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (EzdLW)

134 Civility is gone. Forget it. Commies and all the minions killed it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


They think they will rule the passive-aggressive landscape they've made.

They have no understanding of what will shortly sweep it aside, may God have mercy upon us all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)

135 I really wish this stuff would happen somewhere I am. Would love to wade in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (0tfLf)


Wife's getting a little pissed because all I'll wear out anymore is NRA or other such tee shirts. Right now I'm sporting a Liberty or Die number. Yesterday was I've Got Friends In Concealed Places.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (fiGNd)

136 Twitchy is inbearable because Twitter is unbearable. It's a forum tailor-made for subliterate morlocks.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (JJev6)

137 124 I've been in Target and they have employee "huddles"

Wal-Mart's do it too, early in the morning in the 24 hour stores, usually by the paint section.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:56 PM (3dsTO)

I do like 90%+ of my shopping online, so I guess I don't really know. I haven't been inside a big box store more than a handful of times in my life.

If Amazon Fresh gets better and I can knock out grocery store shopping, I'll never have to step inside a store again, which is really my ultimate goal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (F5+ro)

138 134. He has a name, you know. Barron.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (fA1SL)

139 Wal-Mart's do it too, early in the morning in the 24 hour stores,

usually by the paint section.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


That's just the huffers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (RkYsP)

140 Haitians were more antiClinton. having some thief steal from you after a disaster has that effect.

glad that some are sticking with Team MAGA.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (9qgwV)

141
The Cheesecake Factory does have the biggest menu I have ever seen in any restaurant. It's a good novel.


Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)



They're already on the food nazis most wanted list for having one of the most unhealthy menus of any major restaurant chain. Which means the food is good.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (10vO4)

142 Oh, I think without a doubt that at least some of the employees were black.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Well then. Natural immunity. Problem goes away.

Poof!

Sooner or later, everything will go down the memory hole.

You, me, Ace of Spades, Barack Obama, Arnold Palmer.....Everything!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (vcOmj)

143 106 The Cheesecake Factory does have the biggest menu I have ever seen in any restaurant. It's a good novel.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)

...

This is never a sign of freshness.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (yL25O)

144 well, this may be a case for the right leaning media to shine. to actively be proactive and force an issue to be addressed instead of existing merely to rebut the leftwing media's largely unwatched political diatribes and conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (sB8d1)

145 They huddle in a group and huff paint at WalMart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:59 PM (KnK6d)

146 Yes... Yes! Food good!
Posted by: Frankenstein's monster at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (EzdLW)

I'm still laughing!

You owe me a monitor though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 02:59 PM (3dsTO)

147 107 81. Trump is the new punk rock.
**
I rate this not only true, but brilliant.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (fA1SL)

===========

No!

Punk rock means going with the power system already in place!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 02:59 PM (ELE3W)

148 The Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday morning released the transcripts from a slate of interviews with participants of the now-infamous Trump Tower meeting in June of 2016.

The contents, it appears, are particularly damning.

Posted by: Daddy Catty at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (bfrvo)

149 oh.

i never watched Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (9qgwV)

150 136 Twitchy is inbearable because Twitter is unbearable. It's a forum tailor-made for subliterate morlocks.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (JJev6)

'Subliterate Morlocks' take offense at your association.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

151 ScoggDog @135

I like the Friends in Concealed Places...got to get one of those.
I wear my NRA hat a lot...so far its 3 compliments to 0 dissings.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (0tfLf)

152 128 I'm betting Mr. Joseph is of Haitian stock. Haitians are very friendly to Trump as a group.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

He looks more West African than American Black to me, so that could mean he's from Haiti or it could mean he's African African.

He kind of looks like Akon (who is from Senegal, IIRC)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (F5+ro)

153 No!
Punk rock means going with the power system already in place!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 02:59 PM


So, AC/DC then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ctuyM)

154

EM TARADACTICAL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (mPeei)

155 I wear my NRA hat a lot...so far its 3 compliments to 0 dissings.
Posted by: Diogenes



That reminds me. I need to get an H&K hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (RkYsP)

156 102

it's means it is

not the possessive of it

makes a difference, no?

Posted by: booknlass at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (uJ09Y)

157 Abby Huntsman is more delicious than anything Cheesecake Factory cooks up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (LISuA)

158 Hands @121, that's good!


OT - lots of vague confusing quasi-developments in the Mega-Scandal today. NYT has some masterpiece of non-reporting and distortion, from what I see on the twatters. Don't think that sort of thing will help at all when facts, reports, plea bargains, and indictments start hitting. But an enormous portion of the US population, and most of its "educated" "elites", now seem to be desperately clinging to increasingly outlandish myths.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

159 It's not really taking a big chance wearing conservative garb in Texas. Even Houston.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (MVpMt)

160 149
oh.

i never watched Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (9qgwV)

Maybe try it.... I found it a very astute assessment of our snowflakes.....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (zSVEm)

161
The contents, it appears, are particularly damning.

Posted by: Daddy Catty at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (bfrvo)


To who?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (10vO4)

162 bfrvo, thanks for your concern, although there are better things you can do with your mouth.

Posted by: gloryhole supervisor at the pueblo rest stop on I 25 at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (9qgwV)

163 122
And Mr. Spike Lee had some unkind things to say about Donald Trump, too.

A country full of unhappy people.
So sad. So very, very sad.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

============

His newest movie looks interesting.

I once met him in Italy. He just wanted to watch football in the Irish pub I was in.

The fact that he's a raving lunatic and deep racist only affects my ability to enjoy his good films (of which there are three) a little bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (ELE3W)

164 Well, it was Miami...Florida.

So, makes sense.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (+CASr)

165 new Punk Rock


So, new power system. - high energy power sys -

Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (4VAdr)

166 153 No!
Punk rock means going with the power system already in place!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 02:59 PM

So, AC/DC then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ctuyM)

===========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Tesla at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (ELE3W)

167 EM TARADACTICAL FOADDY-FI!!!





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair


Good job. And you spelled it better than she would have.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (KnK6d)

168 143 106 The Cheesecake Factory does have the biggest menu I have ever seen in any restaurant. It's a good novel.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)

...

This is never a sign of freshness.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (yL25O)

Yeah, the only way to have a menu that big and not regularly poison your customers is to make liberal use of freezers and microwaves.

I don't eat frozen food at home, nor do I use a microwave at home, so why would I pay some assholes to do so?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (F5+ro)

169 I like how Vince Young would drop $10k a night when he went to Cheesecake Factory

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (TN1P5)

170 Civility is gone. Forget it. "

You know, I missed out on the part where civility meant "don't ever ever contemplate reacting to other's acts"

You want a civil society? Ensure that all understand that uncivil behavior will be met with vigor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (7LY+6)

171 Trump's the new punk rock and deplorables are the new counter-culture. Those who used to fight The Man are now The Man.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (3dsTO)

172 I need to get an H&K hat.
Posted by: rickb223


Love my P2000.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (iv0p7)

173 but at least they got his gender right

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (oGRue)

174 Swivel babies are the jam.
Posted by: TexasDan
Just a bunch of Becky's

Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (Bdeb0)

175 163 - Inside Man. What else?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (JJev6)

176 So when do we bring back stoning?

asking for my friend named Mo

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (FZYNt)

177 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (9qgwV)

Haiti can hardly support itself after the Clintons. The first thing they did was destroy their rice production and force them to import from Clinton's old AR buddies.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (Lb4wQ)

178 >>>>The Cheesecake Factory does have the biggest menu I have ever seen in any restaurant. It's a good novel.





Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 02:54 PM (MVpMt)







They're already on the food nazis most wanted list for having one of
the most unhealthy menus of any major restaurant chain. Which means the
food is good.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM
.
.
.Extremely noisy in the one I have been at. Food was good a bit over priced for a Chain restaurant but good.

Never went back because of the noise level.

PF change, however.....went back there a few times. Great beef and broccoli.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (+Dllb)

179
Yo, fo' shizzle my nizzle that's gonna get a cap in yo ass.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Dogshit at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (A3b6q)

180 OK, so the law cannot prevent one getting kicked out of a place for political bigotry.

If one makes one's politics known, and the owners for whatever reason want that person gone, they can be made gone.

And the only owners doing this will be SJW leftists.

They might as well start sticking little signs, like those signs saying how pet-friendly a biz has become, on the glass entry doors, saying, like, "This is a Trump-free zone."

Or instead, they might find others putting those stickies on their doors for them.

Let's roll!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (xOga2)

181 148 - far as I've seen, the transcripts only confirm what has long been known about the Trump Tower meeting. Nothinburger. Magnitsky Act. Actual topic of interest - Hillary dirt! - raised and dropped instantly. Several principals (incl. Don Jr) left early, showed little interest after the "hook" for the meeting was admitted to be a lie (Hillary dirt!).


So - damning to whom?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (QDnY+)

182 >>The fact that he's a raving lunatic and deep racist only affects my ability to enjoy his good films (of which there are three) a little bit.

You're a very generous grader.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

183 It's not really taking a big chance wearing conservative garb in Texas. Even Houston.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth a



It's that armed society is a polite society thing
Isn't it?

Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (4VAdr)

184 73 who is Penny?

Big Bang Theory character played by Kaley Cuoco. Her character used to work at The Cheesecake Factory.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)

I did not know this. The hot white girl working there is a real life meme. My first co habitating girlfriend turned finance worked a a Cheesecake Factory in Denver. Hot Norwegian girl who drank and had the temper of a Irish girl. Everybody thought she was sweedish which she hated.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (PA57R)

185 If he doesn't get a "real estate" deal out of this it'll just be wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

186 175 163 - Inside Man. What else?
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM (JJev6)

===========

Do the Right Thing and Malcolm X.

He Got Game was almost good, but it's half of a good movie. The other half is terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ELE3W)

187 I wear my NRA hat a lot...so far its 3 compliments to 0 dissings.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM (0tfLf)


I wore out my "JiHawg Ammo" tee ... "Give Seventy-Two Virgins a Break - Buy JiHawg Ammo". It was a particularly big hit in Houston Hobby and Orlando International.

I had two NRA hats ... friggin' kids took 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (fiGNd)

188 whatever happened to the anti-bullying movement?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

189 Sooner or later, everything will go down the memory hole.
You, me, Ace of Spades, Barack Obama, Arnold Palmer.....Everything!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: (Blaz*er) at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (ctuyM)

190 WHAT HATH KANYE WROUGHT!?!!??

Posted by: Not Rev Jesse Jackson nor Rev Al Sharpto at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (A3b6q)

191 If I was Spike Lee, and had a mirror in the bathroom, I would be unhappy too...
Whoever dresses Spike Lee makes him look like a high functioning retard.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (O5Q3r)

192 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Tesla at May 16, 2018 03:02 PM (ELE3W)

Get back in your cave!

Posted by: Edison at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (72PAC)

193 But our counter-culture is generally better groomed and always better smelling than the old ones.

Plus we usually have jobs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (3dsTO)

194 >>>>This is never a sign of freshness.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 02:58 PM (yL25O)



Yeah, the only way to have a menu that big and not regularly poison
your customers is to make liberal use of freezers and microwaves.



I don't eat frozen food at home, nor do I use a microwave at home, so why would I pay some assholes to do so?



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:03 PM
.
.
.Oh so you heat up your Dinty Moore on the stove top......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (+Dllb)

195 188 whatever happened to the anti-bullying movement?
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (FZYNt)

Seriously. The left is bullying everyone nonstop.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (F5+ro)

196 Whoever dresses Spike Lee makes him look like a high functioning retard.


Give them credit then. Highly functioning is a hard sell with Spike.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)

197 Get back in your cave!
=========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (vg8iE)

198 It's not really taking a big chance wearing conservative garb in Texas. Even Houston.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth a



It's that armed society is a polite society thing
Isn't it?
Posted by: gNewt



Pretty much.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (RkYsP)

199 Even Houston"

Or even Austin...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (7LY+6)

200 the drive by Daddy is... occupied at the moment. take a number?

Posted by: gloryhole supervisor at the pueblo rest stop on I 25 at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (9qgwV)

201 I got my neighbor to order a Pinochet tshirt. Lots of compliments.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (KnK6d)

202
The contents, it appears, are particularly damning.
Posted by: Daddy Catty at May 16, 2018 03:00 PM



You spelled "mundane" wrong, there at the end of the sentence.

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (EzdLW)

203 Seems pretty big:

@WiredSources 31m

BREAKING: James Comey sent Peter Strzok to London 90 days before the election to dig up dirt on President Trump, mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane", Comey then lied about it to Congress and DOJ - NYT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)

204 So, AC/DC then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ctuyM)
+++++
I would say Classic era KISS, you either LOVED them or HATED them. BUT you couldn't ignore them

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (y3aQB)

205 >>Whoever dresses Spike Lee makes him look like a high functioning retard.

I think he dresses very appropriately. For him. A high functioning retard.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (/tuJf)

206 I don't eat frozen food at home, nor do I use a microwave at home, so why would I pay some assholes to do so?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
*****************************

Maid

Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (4VAdr)

207 .Oh so you heat up your Dinty Moore on the stove top......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (+Dllb)

Had to google that. Heh.

I would have got "chef boyardee" as a reference.

But yeah, I guess I am kind of a food snob.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (F5+ro)

208 It's not really taking a big chance wearing conservative garb in Texas. Even Houston.


I'm just south of Seattle...its interesting in that you don't have to get too far out of the city and the 'Burbs to get into red country.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (0tfLf)

209 I'll be honest, shit like this is why I DON'T wear a MAGA hat.

I believe it keeping a low profile and I carry a gun, so I try to avoid trouble.

But I wonder if there isn't a yellow streak on me somewhere.

I hate that I have to hide my political beliefs. I really do. And I hate that I do hide them, at least as far as the clothes I wear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (xJa6I)

210 I liked it when Ace referred to Twitchy as Ben Shapiro's Tiger Beat.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (PA57R)

211 mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane"
========

Jumpin' Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (vg8iE)

212 While this is (if true) rude and mean, it doesn't bother me nearly as much as... this:

http://tinyurl.com/ydhcvpwy

Man found guilty of murdering corrections officer is exonerated after 17 years in prison and 7 on parole. His trial lasted 1 day. Hint: yet another black man railroaded by the system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

213 201 I got my neighbor to order a Pinochet tshirt. Lots of compliments.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (KnK6d)

What's risky about a wine t-shirt?

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (zSVEm)

214 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)
=====
link for that story is upstream

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (y3aQB)

215 203 Seems pretty big:

@WiredSources 31m

BREAKING: James Comey sent Peter Strzok to London 90 days before the election to dig up dirt on President Trump, mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane", Comey then lied about it to Congress and DOJ - NYT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)

=============

Well, if it's true.

I'm sure our moral betters, the ones who put country over any other partisan interests, will get right on this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (ELE3W)

216 My first co habitating girlfriend turned finance
worked a a Cheesecake Factory in Denver.
Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM


Which came first, the proposal or the expensive proposition?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (ctuyM)

217 Seriously. The left is bullying everyone nonstop.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

no shit, but didn't Obama have that Savage Dan guy come in as the anti-bullying czar?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

218 "Crossfire Hurricane"

A Stones reference. And PDT always plays the Stones at the end of rallies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:08 PM (3dsTO)

219 I had two NRA hats ... friggin' kids took 'em."

Bunch of free hats from the NRA confeve...

So far, reactions have been... none.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:08 PM (7LY+6)

220 Or even Austin...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (7LY+6)

...

I can report one Austin compliment on my NRA hat.

I did pull the stickers off my car, mostly because my concealed carry instructor put the idea in my head that NRA car stickers mostly say "break into my car and steal my gun".

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 03:08 PM (yL25O)

221 Well, they seem to specifically deny the "lynch mob" claim, stating that the employees were gathered in one place during a shift-change which might have looked like a lynch mob to the uninformed.

---

If I recall correctly, they got Emmet Tyrell at shift change. Clearly a mitigating circumstance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (Y8JPH)

222 I hate that I have to hide my political beliefs. I really do. And I hate that I do hide them, at least as far as the clothes I wear.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (xJa6I)


You might even say that Leftist Privilege is not having to worry about being assaulted for your political beliefs.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (mk7Bj)

223 Here we go. This is it. The stupidest Twatter TL ever. The reason Donks can't win rural and suburban voters is that the MSM paints a distorted view of Donks as ludicrous, bug-eyed, cartoon-evil caricature of liberals. Take Obama, he spent 8 years reaching out to the other side, begging for cooperation, being scrupulously respectful toward Republican voters and got nowhere.

https://bit.ly/2IHPaNF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

224 >>>>>Oh so you heat up your Dinty Moore on the stove top......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:05 PM (+Dllb)



Had to google that. Heh.



I would have got "chef boyardee" as a reference.



But yeah, I guess I am kind of a food snob.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM
.
.
.LMAO.....it was a toss up between the two just picked Dinty Moore first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (+Dllb)

225 Hot Norwegian girl who drank and had the temper of a Irish girl. Everybody thought she was sweedish which she hated.





Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM (PA57R)

That's what she gets for being blonde.

Of course, I'm assuming she was blonde.
blonde = Swedish
Everybody knows that.
Just like chinese and japanese are pretty much the same thing.
Like, duh!

Posted by: dumb low information yanqui at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8iiMU)

226 Working in NYC...I think it's time to get a MAGA hat.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (72PAC)

227 >>As Twitchy wonders: Will this even get 10% of the coverage the Starbucks noncident got? 5%? 1%?


Or the totally fake notes written on their restaurant bills by bigoted customers to their waitress?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

228
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The leaders of the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee said on Wednesday they agreed with intelligence agencies' assessment that Moscow sought to interfere with the 2016 U.S. election to boost Donald Trump's prospects of becoming president.



JackStraw? You around for comment on this?

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (EzdLW)

229 209

I'll be honest, shit like this is why I DON'T wear a MAGA hat.

I believe it keeping a low profile and I carry a gun, so I try to avoid trouble.

But I wonder if there isn't a yellow streak on me somewhere.

I hate that I have to hide my political beliefs. I really do. And I hate that I do hide them, at least as far as the clothes I wear.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (xJa6I)


Nope... I am usually carrying... and wear no colors... not looking for a fight, just want to improve my odds if the worst happens...

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (zSVEm)

230 Abby Huntsman is some kinda sexy, its a shame about her daddy though.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xqfqx)

Why? Trump appointed her father ambassador to Russia.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (7uYFy)

231 I believe it keeping a low profile and I carry a gun, so I try to avoid trouble.

But I wonder if there isn't a yellow streak on me somewhere.


No. It's because you don't want to have to spend $50 to $100k that you don't have proving that the guy you ventilated desperately deserved it and started it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (RkYsP)

232 Tolerance is what we say it is.

Posted by: The Management at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (O5Q3r)

233 216 My first co habitating girlfriend turned finance
worked a a Cheesecake Factory in Denver.
Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM

...

worked a Cheesecake factory and worked at a Cheesecake Factory sound like different things.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (yL25O)

234 This case of actual racism will get scant if not zero attention from the MFM. Where as the Starcucks case where we don't know if racism was a factor.....ZOMG!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (3c1uO)

235 I got my neighbor to order a Pinochet tshirt. Lots of compliments.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM

-----

What's risky about a wine t-shirt?
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM


In this instance, as long as it's properly black, with a good bouquet and reasonable legs, nothing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (ctuyM)

236 But I wonder if there isn't a yellow streak on me somewhere.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (xJa6I)


No Mark ... it's probably a Smart Streak. I used to not do that kind of shit either.

I just don't care anymore - my kids are grown enough - I'm still young enough - and its no secret I've got a White Trash Belligerent streak a mile wide.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (fiGNd)

237 So, boycott? ADF to file a suit? Send a message to other companies that they need to watch themselves when it comes to pissing off the other side.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)

238 Dennis Moore
Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Steals from the poor and gives to the rich!

Silly bitch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

239 223 Here we go. This is it. The stupidest Twatter TL ever. The reason Donks can't win rural and suburban voters is that the MSM paints a distorted view of Donks as ludicrous, bug-eyed, cartoon-evil caricature of liberals. Take Obama, he spent 8 years reaching out to the other side, begging for cooperation, being scrupulously respectful toward Republican voters and got nowhere.

https://bit.ly/2IHPaNF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

Ah, yes. Like that time he invited Paul Ryan to a Healthcare summit and lied to his face.

Or that time he denigrated SCOTUS at the SOTU to their faces over Citizen's United.

But, beer summit (because he stepped into it majorly and needed some kind of PR save).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (ELE3W)

240 Haiti can hardly support itself after the Clintons. The first thing they did was destroy their rice production and force them to import from Clinton's old AR buddies.
____________________

Some of the Clinton cronies took a bunch of the U.S. taxpayer aid to Haiti and built a big, fancy, expensive hotel in Haiti. Because that's what dirt-poor Haitians need most, right?

They built it so that the Clintons and their partners in crime could have an upscale place to stay when doing their photo ops on the island.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (fqUgw)

241 Latest from Cheesecake Factory is that two employees most directly responsible have been fired as of Yesterday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (+Ty8m)

242 When you wear a MAGA hat to the Cheeseca Factory you find out about their secret menu. Everybody else is limited to cherry cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake and so on. But with the MAGA hat you get the Loogie Cheesecake.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (A3b6q)

243 @WiredSources 31m

BREAKING: James Comey sent Peter Strzok to London 90 days before the election to dig up dirt on President Trump, mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane", Comey then lied about it to Congress and DOJ - NYT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)

=============

Who knew Comey like the Rolling Stones?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (7uYFy)

244 worked a Cheesecake factory and worked at a Cheesecake Factory sound like different things.
==========

I worked a beefcake factory once. Couldn't walk for a month.

Posted by: Shep! at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

245 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips. It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (3dsTO)

246 weft, I thought (based on quick glance at other stuff emerging last 24 hours) that in fact Brennan sent Strzok to the UK, as part of his interagency "task force" (hand-picked by Brennan) on Russki election interference.


But there is a lot to this, and only a full accounting - gee isn't that what congressional oversight is for?? - will allow one to definitively sort it all out.


Though the basic import has long been clear.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (QDnY+)

247 I never understood the appeal of cheesecake. It's not really cheese. And it's not really cake. Unpleasant clingy mouth feel. Not sweet enough to be a good dessert.

What's the attraction?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m45I2)

248 Send in the bums to shit on the floors.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 02:57 PM (KnK6d)

Wonderful idea!......I think night soil is already on the menu, page 218. You get two sides too!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (EoRCO)

249
BREAKING: James Comey sent Peter Strzok to London 90 days before the election to dig up dirt on President Trump, mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane", Comey then lied about it to Congress and DOJ - NYT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)


Christ Almighty he's even an insufferable jackass at picking code names

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (10vO4)

250 Whoever dresses Spike Lee makes him look like a high functioning retard.

It's hard to dress like an adult when you're the size of a malnourished 10 year old.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (iv0p7)

251 >>Well, if it's true.

>>I'm sure our moral betters, the ones who put country over any other partisan interests, will get right on this.

It's true and not exactly breaking news. He was sent to London the day after Comey opened the counterintelligence operation against Trump to meet with someone(s) as yet unnamed. The day after.

Speculation is that it was Steele, Halper, Mifsud or Downer but no confirmation yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

252 See! Trump causes unemployment! - MSNBC host, chewing on the leather straps.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

253 247 I never understood the appeal of cheesecake. It's not really cheese. And it's not really cake. Unpleasant clingy mouth feel. Not sweet enough to be a good dessert.

What's the attraction?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m45I2)

Heart disease, mostly....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (zSVEm)

254 >>>>Or even Austin...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (7LY+6)



...



I can report one Austin compliment on my NRA hat.



I did pull the stickers off my car, mostly because my concealed
carry instructor put the idea in my head that NRA car stickers mostly
say "break into my car and steal my gun".



Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 03:08 PM
.
.
.
.Have had NRA stickers on my truck and the wife's car for years and zero issues. I guess in some areas it could be problematic but we lived in rural Kentucky and now rural Texas so we havn't had any issues.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (+Dllb)

255 209 I'll be honest, shit like this is why I DON'T wear a MAGA hat.

I believe it keeping a low profile and I carry a gun, so I try to avoid trouble.

But I wonder if there isn't a yellow streak on me somewhere.

I hate that I have to hide my political beliefs. I really do. And I hate that I do hide them, at least as far as the clothes I wear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM



If I am carrying I will go drab and not be confrontational. I used to stay low key when I was in the Army, but now that I'm a full civilian, I refuse to do that anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (0tfLf)

256 Damn. Entitled kid working at the f*cking Cheesecake Factory attacking black men who disagree with them politically?

Probably won't be long now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (xfEL3)

257 Some of the Clinton cronies took a bunch of the U.S. taxpayer aid to Haiti and built a big, fancy, expensive hotel in Haiti. Because that's what dirt-poor Haitians need most, right?

"It would have been nicer but the Clintons used their money for Chelsea's wedding instead"
--The Developers

Seriously though this is the problem with big disaster aid. Nobody wants to look too closely at what is being done because it sounds like you're anti-aid if you complain about fraud and misuse of charity. Its like a huge slush fund for corrupt people to abuse. Its why organizations like Red Cross only put about 25% of the money they get into actually helping anyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

258
Seriously. The left is bullying everyone nonstop.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Just as blacks cannot be racists, the left cannot be bullies. See, that was easy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2018 03:13 PM (IqV8l)

259 This is why I never bought or displayed a MAGA hat, sign, or bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xjiRE)



What?? You have a problem with getting your car keyed, flat tires, busted tail lights ??

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 02:52 PM (zSVEm)

--Be the grey man.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (83K4U)

260 Oh and it wasn't Comey who sent him, it was McCabe.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (/tuJf)

261 So, I keep running into sites where videos automatically start playing....even if it has nothing to do with the story. Usually it is annoying, but once in a while I do watch.

Last night there was Amal Clooney giving a graduation speech at Vanderbilt. The applause lines came from her White House swipes.

But the one thing that I found really...well...arrogant and divisive was her saying it was "our world now." Meaning the grads and her, I guess. She went on with that, and I found it divisive. Like, the rest of us not college aged are disposable and got it all wrong. I don't like her, and she's not American and I found the whole thing distasteful. Wish her and George had stayed in Europe.

This Cheesecake story made me think of her words.

These people, Spike Lee too, are insufferable and blinded. It reminds me of the South Park episode where they are so in love with themselves they bend over to smell their own farts.

Anyway, this divide and conquer, and 16 yo should vote, is just crazy talk. Also the support for Marxism & Islam & the Resistance. I can only hope most people aren't buying it and the the backlash will be severe.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (+CASr)

262 According to the article, this occurred on Mother's day and they were there with his girlfriend, her 8 year old sister, and 80 year old great-grandmother.

Reading the article at the link makes it more threatening than I first thought. Lovely indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (oiNtH)

263 Living in the DC area I do not display bumper stickers or wear MAGA hats. But what is fun is to place Trump bumper stickers on I'm With Hillary cars.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2LelM)

264 I never understood the appeal of cheesecake"

Que? Here, let's try to get MP4 to post up some Zigfield hotties...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (7LY+6)

265 What's the attraction?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m



The flavor isn't quite right either.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (+lOpA)

266 Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m45I2)

It's OK with fruit on top. Plain, it's kind of meh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (3dsTO)

267 This case of actual racism will get scant if not zero attention from the MFM. Where as the Starcucks case where we don't know if racism was a factor.....ZOMG!!!!!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (3c1uO)


That's why we lose on the corporate front. Their side becomes galvanized because of the Starbucks hoax, complete with protests, calls for boycotts, etc. But one of our own gets attacked ... crickets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (/qEW2)

268 Though the basic import has long been clear.

Posted by: rhomboid


Yeah, that "@wired" thing is putting his take the NYT article, but it does seem like that's really what happened.

And Brennan lying to Congress shouldn't be allowed to fall into the memory hole.

Fucker should do time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (LNPd9)

269 Or the totally fake notes written on their restaurant bills by bigoted customers to their waitress?

What? Someone totally wrote "You look like a lesbian you stupid poor. I could buy and sell you, HA HA!" and gave a nickle for a tip.

Harumph.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (iv0p7)

270 Christ Almighty he's even an insufferable jackass at picking code names
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (10vO4)


Oh like you're any better Mr. Critic?

Posted by: Peter "Code Name: Steel Hammer Strozk at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

271 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips. It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...

OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


That's a damn shame.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (RkYsP)

272 263 Living in the DC area I do not display bumper stickers or wear MAGA hats. But what is fun is to place Trump bumper stickers on I'm With Hillary cars.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2LelM)

That sounds like fun.... can you imagine the hysterics the next morning??

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (zSVEm)

273 >>12. So, on one hand, you can relax about your jokes & tweets & aesthetic judgments. They are not "why Trump won." His voters don't see jokey liberal tweets or read leftie media. They don't ever see you or your kind directly.

13. They only know you as the caricature Fox presents. And Fox is heavily invested in that caricature, financially & ideologically, so it's not like any amount of respectful respecting on your part is going to persuade it to *change* that caricature...



Uhhhhhh...?
Vox dud consider that we also get this so-called caricature of douche-canoe Lefies from every other media outlet, tv, movies, awards shows, arrogant celebrities in interviews and social media, NFL, popular literature, etc.?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

274 The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.

A lot of those old standards have suffered (Campbell's soup is terrible compared to what it used to be) largely because of an abundance of soy products used to fill out the meat and other cheapening stunts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

275 Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 03:09 PM (EzdLW)
++++ Heads of that Committee are Richard Burr who is NOT running for Reelection GEEE WONDER WHY & Mark Warner who is up to his Eyebals in this shit

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:15 PM (y3aQB)

276 Damn. Entitled kid working at the f*cking Cheesecake Factory attacking black men who disagree with them politically?



Seems like the Plantation story Kanye was talking about is real. Blacks are to be leveraged for votes and pitied, but if they stand up for themselves...sit down. I think that is becoming clearer.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:16 PM (+CASr)

277 Nothing new (well, THAT new) about Strzok going to London early August, but the new-ish stuff is that there was an inter-agency task force created/controlled by Brennan that started its activities in APRIL.


Again, fast twatter/glance level of detail here, but the timing is that this task force lines up with early Trump primary wins, and the more serious efforts later sort of line up with Trump becoming odds-on GOP nominee (when was that clear? IN primary - wasn't that when his delegate count hit the minimum required?).



Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (QDnY+)

278 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips. It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (3dsTO)

In my yute, I hopped freight trains a few times. I used to pack Dinty Moore. It wasn't great but it was food. Funny thing is many of the hardcore hobos wouldn't touch the stuff.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (T71PA)

279 Jim Mattis on John McCain: He is a giant, in my mind, of American public life. He leads steadfastly, nothing can diminish him, he steadfastly represents the best of our country.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (2P6tx)

280 LOL my dad would plunk down a big ass can of Dinty Moore and tell us "This is what you're eating if you don't get your own dinner" like it was some kind of punishment. Actually, my brothers and I liked it.

But if we didn't catch any fish, or get any squirrels or rabbits, or if it rained too much to get out of camp, we had the Dinty Moore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (3dsTO)

281 216 My first co habitating girlfriend turned finance
worked a a Cheesecake Factory in Denver.
Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM

Which came first, the proposal or the expensive proposition?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 03:07 PM (ctuyM)

She was awesome actually. We we're engaged for over a year. We had a wedding planned for 6 months and were only a couple away from it. She had a bad miscarriage and killed our relationship. Too sad and too much grief. She was a keeper. She was the one who got away.

I called her 4 years later out of the blue to see how she was doing. We both agreed that not working through that hard time was a big mistake.

Life and grieving are hard when young.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (PA57R)

282 who is Penny?
..........

The chick in the Priceline commercials with Captain Kirk.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

283 271 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips. It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...

OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


That's a damn shame.
----------------
Completely concur. Dinty Moore was an essential camping and emergency food. The new stuff is like eating donkey droppings.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (2LelM)

284 I like Dinty Moore... then again, I also like Spam....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (zSVEm)

285 LOL my dad would plunk down a big ass can of Dinty Moore and tell us "This is what you're eating if you don't get your own dinner" like it was some kind of punishment. Actually, my brothers and I liked it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (3dsTO)


I always thought it was fine. Anybody still eat the Chunky Soups ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (fiGNd)

286 Eugenior Joseph needs some reparations like maybe a two three cheese cake factory franchises and special no franchise fees for lifetime.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)

287 Moo hoo ha ha. It's all going exactly according to my masterplan.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (kfcYC)

288 Crossfire Hurricane? Hurricane Crossfire? Where the hell did they come up with that 6th grade nonsense? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oiNtH)

289 Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m45I2)

Shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (MVpMt)

290 I'm sure this was already probably mentioned, but some lame ass judge in NY ruled that a bar there was within its rights to toss a MAGA hat wearing customer, as long as the customer didn't order a beer and a gay wedding cake.

It's a little known fact, but a casino can toss you off the premises FOR ANY REASON, temp or permanent. It's called 86ing. If it's a permanent toss, you get a letter in the mail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (0ogQG)

291 Hormel chili was the other camp favorite. A can of that crap and you were good to go for a night. Of tent-filling gas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

292 So I guess working at Cheesecake Factory makes you some kind of Super Special Genius.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

293 I never understood the appeal of cheesecake. It's not really cheese. And it's not really cake. Unpleasant clingy mouth feel. Not sweet enough to be a good dessert.

What's the attraction?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:12 PM (m45I2)


Ah, you don't like the texture. Texture is very important to people. Some people dislike sushi and raw oysters, just on the basis of texture. But it's delicious for those of us who don't mind texture - and it's a brilliant concept: sugar and cream cheese. It's just too full of carbs so I tend to avoid it as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

294 >>But the one thing that I found really...well...arrogant and divisive was her saying it was "our world now." Meaning the grads and her, I guess. She went on with that, and I found it divisive. Like, the rest of us not college aged are disposable and got it all wrong. I don't like her, and she's not American and I found the whole thing distasteful. Wish her and George had stayed in Europe.


Ugh. UN Human Rights lawyer who was represented MB journalists in court.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (W+vEI)

295 Crossfire Hurricane? Hurricane Crossfire? Where the hell did they come up with that 6th grade nonsense? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oiNtH)


I'd say Comey listens to the Stones.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (fiGNd)

296 287
Moo hoo ha ha. It's all going exactly according to my masterplan.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (kfcYC)

Moo hoo-ha?

That's about right.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (8iiMU)

297 I will not stand idly by and let this vile calumny against cheesecake stand!

Cheesecake is wonderful. Part of the attraction is that it is not too sweet, but a great, rich dessert. The crust is also key.

The biggest complaint I have against it is that it is not a great after dinner dessert precisely because it is so filling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

298 Oh and it wasn't Comey who sent him, it was McCabe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (/tuJf)


It seems like Comey was kept a out of the planning. Perhaps because the others realized that the longer who was kept in the dark the better because he is such an ass.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

299 Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (PA57R)

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (mk7Bj)

300 I always thought it was fine. Anybody still eat the Chunky Soups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (fiGNd)

I used to like Chunky Soups, but avoid Campbell's crap in a can now after they went all sodomite in their ads.

Haven't missed 'em......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (EoRCO)

301 2-17. Holidays

1. New Years Day
a. Staffing will be normal
b. Inebriation will not be tolerated.
2. President's Day
a. Staffing will be normal
3. Mother's Day
a. Staffing will be at plus 20 percent.
b. Employees should refrain from calling customers
"Mother Fucker"

Posted by: Pg. 27 of Cheese Factory Employee Manual at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (A3b6q)

302 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips.



My dad was a big fan of sardines and saltine crackers on camping trips

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (10vO4)

303 I would assume that phone video of this must exist and will surface--it is de rigeur for people to record the most minor events in today's society.

The Left will try to erase any type of event like this, but video can go viral and out of their control. Hopefully it will happen.

The Left is becoming increasingly hysterical as their monolithic hold on blacks begins to slip. I expect that to be the major revelation of the fall midterms.

Posted by: mrs. allardyce at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (v6UKb)

304 272 263 Living in the DC area I do not display bumper stickers or wear MAGA hats. But what is fun is to place Trump bumper stickers on I'm With Hillary cars.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2LelM)

That sounds like fun.... can you imagine the hysterics the next morning??
-------------
Nest morning? Just hang out in the parking lot and wait for them to leave Chuck Cheese and enjoy the spectacle.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (2LelM)

305 Hormel chili was the other camp favorite. A can of that crap and you were good to go for a night. Of tent-filling gas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

I'd say you've had enough.

Posted by: Slim Pickens at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (T71PA)

306 Progresso > Campbells

IMHO

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (3dsTO)

307 Anybody still eat the Chunky Soups ?

Those do not seem to have suffered in quality like Campbell's, they still are pretty good. And they have added a lot of pretty good new flavors like Sausage Gumbo. Its not bad for a lunch; a sammich and a can of that stuff, some chips, a pickle. Salisbury Steak is still their best flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (39g3+)

308 >>It seems like Comey was kept a out of the planning. Perhaps because the others realized that the longer who was kept in the dark the better because he is such an ass.

Plausible deniability is my bet. I don't think this is the only case of Comey pulling a Sgt. Schultz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)

309 300 I always thought it was fine. Anybody still eat the Chunky Soups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (fiGNd)

I used to like Chunky Soups, but avoid Campbell's crap in a can now after they went all sodomite in their ads.

Haven't missed 'em......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (EoRCO)


That's like low sodium, right?

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (zSVEm)

310 My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips. It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can looks similar but the stuff inside is...OK. But not as good as it used to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.
--------------------------
Maybe because American hobo meat is now tainted with high fructose corn syrup and opiates?

Posted by: Jolo at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (WrMOC)

311 233 216 My first co habitating girlfriend turned finance
worked a a Cheesecake Factory in Denver.
Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:04 PM

...

worked a Cheesecake factory and worked at a Cheesecake Factory sound like different things.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 16, 2018 03:10 PM (yL25O)

Heh. True. She was the hostess and a Scandi. God Bless her.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (PA57R)

312 I'll vouch for Hormel Chili ... that stuff over rice is pretty good.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (fiGNd)

313 I sent a MAGA hat to John McCain and his fat daughter. I hope they both choke on them.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

314 I like Dinty Moore... then again, I also like Spam....
Posted by: kraken



Dinty Moore, Spam & Wolf Brand Chili and a camping trip was complete!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (RkYsP)

315 White vicious liberals verbally abusing a black man is acceptable to the feral left because said black man is a conservative there fore not deserving of a modicum of respect. Liberals are bigots and when you challenge them they get vicious and ugly.

Posted by: Rose at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (qHeFI)

316 Crossfire Hurricane? Hurricane Crossfire? Where the hell did they come up with that 6th grade nonsense? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oiNtH)


Jumping Jack Flash

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (7uYFy)

317 So I just get here, and I find it's perfect opportunity to mention my favorite bachelor meal.

Dinty Moore beef stew on top of Minute Rice.

Damn fine eating, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (EyPfd)

318 >>>>>My dad always brought Dinty Moore on camping trips.
It's not the same at all anymore, the stuff you buy nowadays. The can
looks similar but the stuff inside is...OK. But not as good as it used
to be. Doesn't taste the same at all.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (3dsTO)



In my yute, I hopped freight trains a few times. I used to pack
Dinty Moore. It wasn't great but it was food. Funny thing is many of the
hardcore hobos wouldn't touch the stuff.




Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM
.
.
.Hobo teeth are entirely cinnamon. They are prized for their pureness.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

319 Progresso > Campbells

Absolutely. Their Italian Wedding Soup is excellent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

320 >>Crossfire Hurricane? Hurricane Crossfire? Where the hell did they come up with that 6th grade nonsense? Oh, never mind.

It's alright now. In fact it's a gas.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

321 I wonder if any of the Resistance in WWII wore Make France Great Again ball caps in public...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (m45I2)

322 I never understood the appeal of cheesecake"

Que? Here, let's try to get MP4 to post up some Zigfield hotties...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 03:14 PM (7LY+6)


If that guy had worn his MAGA hat to the Beefcake Factory, he'd still have been abused, but Greek soldier style.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (/qEW2)

323 203 Seems pretty big:

@WiredSources 31m

BREAKING: James Comey sent Peter Strzok to London 90 days before the election to dig up dirt on President Trump, mission codename was "Crossfire Hurricane", Comey then lied about it to Congress and DOJ - NYT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2018 03:06 PM (LNPd9)

Lied is such a ... harsh word.

Maybe he just forgot he went to London.

Also, wasn't that around the time McCains guy was in london? Maybe they hung out in business class together at US taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (F5+ro)

324 Operation Dickless Wonder Hiding in the Drapes is a go! I repeat, Dickless Wonder Hiding in the Drapes is a go!

Posted by: Jim "Courage" Comey at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (JJev6)

325 That's like low sodium, right?
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (zSVEm)

Ummmmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (EoRCO)

326 319 Progresso > Campbells

Absolutely. Their Italian Wedding Soup is excellent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)


Does it come with lots of yelling??

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (zSVEm)

327 319 Progresso > Campbells

Absolutely. Their Italian Wedding Soup is excellent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

The biggest problem I have with canned soups these days is they need salt- a lot of it.

Ramen does not seem to have gone trendy yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (ycWCI)

328 Dinty Moore beef stew on top of Minute Rice.

Damn fine eating, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (EyPfd)


Mix it up ... substitute a can of Hormel instead.

Also pairs well with beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (fiGNd)

329 They're just bummed Bernie lost and they don't get $15/hr, free health care, free phones, free rent and a free car. Oh, wait, that was Oprah.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

330 >>Some of the Clinton cronies took a bunch of the U.S. taxpayer aid to Haiti and built a big, fancy, expensive hotel in Haiti. Because that's what dirt-poor Haitians need most, right?



It was more important to hire the right people (Clinton friends) instead of the best/most experienced companies, and to build where they wanted to build, not where the infrastructure, etc. needed replacing, because...well, I don't know why. It was all a scam. They built warehouses/buildings for manufacturing jobs that were never filled.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

331 And Mary Kitchen corned beef or roast beef hash was another of our camping staples. Dump a can in the cast-iron frying pan, crack in a whole carton of eggs (my dad and 3 growing boys) and cook it over the fire.

We'd buy the eggs at the camp's store which was at the end of a long dock, and we'd go to the store by boat. Which was the coolest thing ever. The Picnic Island Store, Honey Harbour, Ontario. It's still there to this day.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (3dsTO)

332 ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ARE BELONG TO US.

Posted by: THE LEFT at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (ii30j)

333

46 42
Why did his girlfriend follow him to the restroom?

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2018 02:44 PM (EzdLW)

To get to the other stall?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


I've seen that movie! It was some type of documentary.

Though going in at the same time kind of defeats the purpose of the "surprise"...

Posted by: imp at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (co1DC)

334 So I just get here, and I find it's perfect opportunity to mention my favorite bachelor meal.

Dinty Moore beef stew on top of Minute Rice.

Damn fine eating, right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (EyPfd)

That's how I ate mine. With Heinz 57 added.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (MVpMt)

335 324
Operation Dickless Wonder Hiding in the Drapes is a go! I repeat, Dickless Wonder Hiding in the Drapes is a go!

Posted by: Jim "Courage" Comey at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (JJev6)

What is the true story about that?
I missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (8iiMU)

336 off wide wide world of sports sock.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (T71PA)

337 Haiti needs a Cheesecake Factory.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 03:24 PM (RuIsu)

338 Heh. True. She was the hostess and a Scandi. God Bless her.

True story: they put the dumbest and cutest girl on hostess job at restaurants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)

339 I do want to say that any of y'all who do walk around, MAGA and proud, you have my admiration.

Thanks for the reality check, everyone.

I'll keep carrying and carrying on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (xJa6I)

340 I'll vouch for Hormel Chili ... that stuff over rice is pretty good.

Chili over rice is great.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (iv0p7)

341 Latest from Cheesecake Factory is that two employees most directly responsible have been fired as of Yesterday.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2018 03:11 PM (+Ty8m)

Sorry, not good enough. Fire 'em all.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (MX7xj)

342 But if we didn't catch any fish, or get any squirrels or rabbits, or if it rained too much to get out of camp, we had the Dinty Moore.
________________________

You were spoiled. We only got Chef-Boyardee if we couldn't catch or kill anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (fqUgw)

343 >>326
319 Progresso > Campbells



Absolutely. Their Italian Wedding Soup is excellent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)





Does it come with lots of yelling??

Posted by: kraken

and hand gestures.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (r9UYA)

344 A palate cleanser:

https://tinyurl.com/The-Gunfighter-Short-Funny


Breaking the fourth wall in a very unexpected way.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (BfOXk)

345 338 Heh. True. She was the hostess and a Scandi. God Bless her.

True story: they put the dumbest and cutest girl on hostess job at restaurants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)

Can confirm.

When I worked restaurants, we called them 'hostitutes'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (xJa6I)

346 Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.

He claims that Trump promoted one of their concerts in 1989 and gave himself top billing. Boo Hoo! Keith, you might want to be more worried about your homeland.

When I want the opinion of a zombie over the hill rocker, I will ask for it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

347 And Mary Kitchen corned beef or roast beef hash was another of our camping staples.



Hormel corned beef hash is another one who flavor has changed since childhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (RkYsP)

348 You want delicious out of a can? Try Glory Butter Beans over white rice and finish with chow-chow. Super good. Super fast. Super filling.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (2LelM)

349 Wanna hear something odd?


Baltimore talk radio.

Female black caller says: We need to realize that by never looking at Republicans, we are missing ruling out opportunities for leadership in the city.

Strange shit going on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (EyPfd)

350 Plausible deniability is my bet. I don't think this is the only case of Comey pulling a Sgt. Schultz.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:21 PM (/tuJf)


The grandstanding and showboating he is doing right now was probably a known trait, and one that would make me pretty uneasy if I was doing any plotting and he was going to be included.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (hLRSq)

351 337 Haiti needs a Cheesecake Factory.
____________________

We're on it! (Provided the kickback is sufficient, of course).

Posted by: Clinton Foundation at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (fqUgw)

352 342

But if we didn't catch any fish, or get any squirrels or rabbits, or if it rained too much to get out of camp, we had the Dinty Moore.
________________________

You were spoiled. We only got Chef-Boyardee if we couldn't catch or kill anything.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 03:25 PM (fqUgw)


Luxury... generic ramen noodles, heated in river water.....!!

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

353 Halp!!! I'm being bullied for voicing my opinion about cheesecake!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (m45I2)

354 Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.

He claims that Trump promoted one of their concerts in 1989 and gave himself top billing. Boo Hoo! Keith, you might want to be more worried about your homeland.

When I want the opinion of a zombie over the hill rocker, I will ask for it.
Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

Well at least old Keef gave a specific reason for not liking Trump....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (7uYFy)

355 "Or the totally fake notes written on their restaurant bills by bigoted customers to their waitress?


Posted by: Lizzy"
I'm always suspicious of the ones signed "Donald Trump, President of AmeriKKKa"

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (MxEKc)

356 The biggest problem I have with canned soups these days is they need salt- a lot of it.

Yeah they all went nuts with low-sodium so the flavor suffers some (salt helps cooking to bring out flavors). So I agree, you gotta pile on the table salt to bring it up to speed.

Salt is harmless unless you eat big fist fulls of the stuff. Its not only critical to human metabolism but all those fears of high blood pressure ended up being total lies. But doctors still shovel that crap and food companies swallowed it whole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (39g3+)

357 I'll vouch for Hormel Chili ... that stuff over rice is pretty good.

Chili over rice is great.
Posted by: bonhomme


With or without carrots?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (RkYsP)

358 I see no alternative, in the end, to Trump declassifying all the key "intel" related to Russki election shenanigans.


One - it's about the most public and broadly important topics - election integrity.


Two - it is extremely unlikely to involve truly valuable sources and methods (pro tip: when you talk publicly about an issue/problem, you usually have tipped/confirmed your methodology, in this instance, definitely so).


Three - the intel community, DOJ, and FBI simply do not have the credibility for the American people to rely on their - or the SSCI - to tell them the story. The public has to be given the chance to decide for itself.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM (QDnY+)

359 >>Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.


Sure, just as soon as you get rid of Saddiq Khan.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

360 Creamed Eels is pretty good....

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (zSVEm)

361 Luxury... generic ramen noodles, heated in river water.....!!

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (zSVEm)


Decadence !!!!

We ate tree-bark, warmed by sunlight in a bath of our own spit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (fiGNd)

362 335 - Comey said he tried to blend in with White House curtains like a ninja on inauguration day to avoid Trump.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (JJev6)

363 352. Noodles? Heated? Water?

Oh, we'd lie awake at night dreaming of that. Like a fairy tale, it would have been.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (fA1SL)

364
In my yute, I hopped freight trains a few times. I used to pack Dinty Moore. It wasn't great but it was food. Funny thing is many of the hardcore hobos wouldn't touch the stuff.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:17 PM (T71PA)


That's because bums make their own gravy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (pNxlR)

365 finish with chow-chow

Whoa buddy! You stay away from the dog.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (iv0p7)

366 "Mix it up ... substitute a can of Hormel instead. "

That's on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:29 PM (EyPfd)

367 Code Name: Flea-bit Peanut Monkey.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 03:29 PM (RuIsu)

368 299 Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (PA57R)

Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 03:20 PM (mk7Bj)

Amazing 2 years though. She made me laugh. I made her laugh. 95% great memories. Me at age 23 and her just turning 21 when that happened was too young for us.

Cheesecake post is bringing back great memories in flood. I needed them.

Posted by: Monk at May 16, 2018 03:29 PM (PA57R)

369 Anybody still eat the Chunky Soups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:18 PM (fiGNd)

I do. Pretty good for canned soup. Way better than Progresso. That stuff is ass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Livin' the Dream at May 16, 2018 03:29 PM (xPJvm)

370 Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.


We need an American response to this. We need to dig up Hunter S. Thompson.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 16, 2018 03:29 PM (L3rL9)

371 Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center

Mmmmmm. Breakfast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

372 "Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.

He claims that Trump promoted one of their concerts in 1989 and gave himself top billing. Boo Hoo! Keith, you might want to be more worried about your homeland."

"Donald Trump & Rolling Stones?" Donald Trump out-marketed the Rolling Stones? That takes Skillz.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

373 Luxury... generic ramen noodles, heated in river water.....!!
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

Pansy. We had rocks boiled in our own urine.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (T71PA)

374 >>In my yute, I hopped freight trains a few times. I used to pack Dinty Moore. It wasn't great but it was food. Funny thing is many of the hardcore hobos wouldn't touch the stuff.

You were on a train filled with hobos and you ate Dinty Moore? It's like you turned down the free buffet for a canned turd.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

375 What the hell does Keef know about 1989?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (RuIsu)

376 With or without carrots?
_______________

Putting carrots in chili is one of the seven deadly sins.

Comes right after lust, IIRC.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (fqUgw)

377 We ate tree-bark, warmed by sunlight in a bath of our own spit.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Scogg is a NORK?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (iv0p7)

378 DONALD TRUMP

Puppet Show.

rolling stones

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Livin' the Dream at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (xPJvm)

379 317 So I just get here, and I find it's perfect opportunity to mention my favorite bachelor meal.

Dinty Moore beef stew on top of Minute Rice.

Damn fine eating, right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (EyPfd)

Soup + Rice is awesome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (xJa6I)

380 >>>>>The biggest problem I have with canned soups these days is they need salt- a lot of it.



Yeah they all went nuts with low-sodium so the flavor suffers some
(salt helps cooking to bring out flavors). So I agree, you gotta pile
on the table salt to bring it up to speed.



Salt is harmless unless you eat big fist fulls of the stuff. Its
not only critical to human metabolism but all those fears of high blood
pressure ended up being total lies. But doctors still shovel that crap
and food companies swallowed it whole.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM
.
.
.Have you looked at the salt content of most soups for sale lately?

Generic Campbells chicken noodle has 37% of your daily salt content and one can has 2.5 servings.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (+Dllb)

381 It's too bad all the customers didn't start throwing the cheesecakes at them. It would have been a wonderful food fight. Well, in my mind.

My guess is a lot of customers didn't know what was going on. I know me, and I'd have waded into it the melee...bcz I'm stupid like that. So if I would, I'm sure others in the restaurant who are getting sick of this shit would have too.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (+CASr)

382 I remember as a kid I was excited about eating Chef Bor I Dee spaghetti and meatballs out of the can. Kids are fundamentally dumb.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)

383 Pansy. We had rocks boiled in our own urine.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (T71PA)


You had enough hydration to pass urine ?

Please ... tell me more. Slowly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (fiGNd)

384 374 >>In my yute, I hopped freight trains a few times. I used to pack Dinty Moore. It wasn't great but it was food. Funny thing is many of the hardcore hobos wouldn't touch the stuff.

You were on a train filled with hobos and you ate Dinty Moore? It's like you turned down the free buffet for a canned turd.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

Did you ever run into the Guthries, by any chance???

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (zSVEm)

385 Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center



Relax. It's just beagle bites.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (RkYsP)

386 Sure, just as soon as you get rid of Saddiq Khan.

-
Can the Khan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (+y/Ru)

387 >>Speaking of the Stones, Keith Richards (apparently he is still alive) warned Americans to get rid of Trump.


>>We need an American response to this. We need to dig up Hunter S. Thompson.


How about we get Kanye to tell him they need to dump Jeremy Corbin and see how Richards likes it?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)

388 371 Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center
___________________

They're serving Michelle's leftover school lunches.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (fqUgw)

389 I've told them 100 times - put 'Rolling Stones' first and 'Puppet Show' last!

Posted by: Keith Richards at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)

390 In 2016, hubby had Trump stickers all over his car and only had one guy give him the bird and about 15 appreciative honks and thumbs up. No one keyed his car or anything like that. And we live in deep blue Cali.

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (a0IVu)

391 Beans and Rice is a secret magical combo food the south kept from us all for decades in retaliation for how the Civil War turned out. That and greens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

392 With or without carrots?

I suppose the rabbit might have had a carrot before we chucked him in the pot.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (iv0p7)

393 "Get back on the plantation and stop speaking out of turn!"

-- Mad Maxine Waters

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (+Vs4o)

394 Scogg is a NORK?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (iv0p7)


Native American ... see the high cheekbones ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM (fiGNd)

395 380 - Right, but what he's saying is that the daily recommended serving is bunk (like a lot of government nutritional advice).

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 03:33 PM (JJev6)

396 Salt is harmless unless you eat big fist fulls of the stuff. Its
not only critical to human metabolism but all those fears of high blood
pressure ended up being total lies. But doctors still shovel that crap
and food companies swallowed it whole.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:27 PM
.
.
.Have you looked at the salt content of most soups for sale lately?

Generic Campbells chicken noodle has 37% of your daily salt content and one can has 2.5 servings.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:30 PM (+Dllb)

Yeah, I was going to say maybe it's me, but my biggest complaint with all kinds of pre-packaged / canned / whatever foods is they seem to be nothing BUT high fructose corn syrup and salt.

But I'm not really a salt person -- I cook with it a little (grind some over whatever I'm cooking), but I don't even have salt on my table. Idk though, I think it's personal preference.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:33 PM (F5+ro)

397 Generic Campbells chicken noodle has 37% of your daily salt content and one can has 2.5 servings.

Yeah but that's because the FDA thinks salt is poison so you should only get eight grains a day or you'll explode into toxic flames.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:33 PM (39g3+)

398 Puerto Rico doesn't do many things right but they do rice and beans right. I lived on that stuff for a year.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 03:33 PM (/tuJf)

399
He claims that Trump promoted one of their concerts in 1989 and gave himself top billing.



That would've been the Steel Wheels tour which was a big financial success for them after a long hiatus

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (10vO4)

400 >>We need an American response to this. We need to dig up Hunter S. Thompson.

Dig up? Try vacuum up.

Posted by: J Depp at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (GfoiY)

401 Comey said he tried to blend in with White House curtains like a ninja on inauguration day to avoid Trump.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 16, 2018 03:28 PM (JJev6)


That right there is when I lost any respect for the guy. I mean, that sounds like grade school kids "playing" spy. That whole story is like a parody. Our top man...hiding behind drapes. *facepalm*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (+CASr)

402 'boiled in our own urine.

Well, look at Mr high falutin, gets to pick his own urine, over there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (EyPfd)

403 why would the Slim Slimes drop that story now?? IG report Imminent ?
+++++
Lanny Davis' favorite line "Tell The Truth Slowly"

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (y3aQB)

404 During Desert Storm we received a huge shipment from Dinty Moore of their pocket-sized products. Gawd...they were awful.
We all really appreciated the gesture, but I'd rather stick to the chicken stew in the MREs.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

405 I'll add the Cheesecake Factory (along with Dick's and Starbucks) to the list of places that won't see a dime of my money.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 16, 2018 03:35 PM (GiEt1)

406 I agree they shove sugar in everything but watch any cooking show around, watch any great chef, look at any quality recipe book and you'll see how much salt goes into good cooking. You don't want so much that it tastes like salt, but salt chemically just makes everything taste like... more of what it is. Its a flavor enhancer. I used to undersalt on the theory that you could add more at the table to flavor but I learned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

407 I've heard the Rolling Stones are pissed Trump uses their 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' at his rallies. But he pays the fee and plays it anyway.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)

408 Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center
++++
Reggie Love is bringing the Syrup

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:36 PM (y3aQB)

409 405 I'll add the Cheesecake Factory (along with Dick's and Starbucks) to the list of places that won't see a dime of my money.
---------------------
Just use the facilities and forget to flush.

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:36 PM (2LelM)

410 IIRC Cheesecake Factories are located in Macy's and Macy's went anti-Trump early and often.
I cut up my Macy's card.

Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 16, 2018 03:36 PM (w7KSn)

411 Puerto Rico doesn't do many things right but they do rice and beans right. I lived on that stuff for a year.

It will pack on the pounds but God in heaven is it good food.

I read Audie Murphy's To Hell and Back (which I highly, HIGHLY recommend) and one of the interesting cultural bits was that people not from the south were baffled by the idea of cornbread. "you make bread? From corn?"

We're in a new age of food and its wonderful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

412 391 Beans and Rice is a secret magical combo food the south kept from us all for decades in retaliation for how the Civil War turned out. That and greens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:32 PM



Yup! I mentioned yesterday about my favorite BBQ place in Chantilly called Willards. Their red beans and rice plus a side of collard greens is to die for!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (0tfLf)

413 What does a Traditional Kashyyykian Breakfast look like anyway ?

(At least to me, that one never gets old)

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (fiGNd)

414 Lots of people have medical conditions where label reading for food is important... me, being a hard determinist, I just shovel it down and hope for the best.

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (zSVEm)

415 I thought Keith Ruchards was somewhat conservative but I can only imagine BBC coverage of Trump.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (LiyEm)

416 Years and years corporate america has rolled over
for any even small claim the left made, no matter how much the media
exaggerated it.



Now it's being blown out of proportion?


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 02:41 PM (F5+ro)

-------------------------------------
Kind of like how ABC is 'dialing back' on Roseanne's good natured political humor because they don't want to be seen as 'too political'.

Meanwhile, Crying Kimmel having a full hour hatefest every night viciously mocking conservative America is perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: JC at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (mJXUS)

417 406 I agree they shove sugar in everything but watch any cooking show around, watch any great chef, look at any quality recipe book and you'll see how much salt goes into good cooking. You don't want so much that it tastes like salt, but salt chemically just makes everything taste like... more of what it is. Its a flavor enhancer. I used to undersalt on the theory that you could add more at the table to flavor but I learned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, I think it's just personal preference. I agree, salt added during cooking > salt added at the table.

I personally am not a huge salt guy, but when I cook for other people, they all ask for salt. Salt just doesn't taste good to me. BUT, on the flip side -- I think a little salt and pepper on a steak before you grill it is one of the best things a human can eat.

but I'd never salt a steak at the table.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (F5+ro)

418 "Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center "

The people who live in Chicago, and support Obama typically are not awake at 5:00am.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (EyPfd)

419 382 I remember as a kid I was excited about eating Chef Bor I Dee spaghetti and meatballs out of the can. Kids are fundamentally dumb.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)


Remember those TV dinners for kids?

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (+lOpA)

420
Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To
Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center


Pancakes in the Middle of the Street fundraiser

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (10vO4)

421 I believe it was 'Donald Trump presents the Rolling Stones' with the Rolling Stones in miniature font at his Atlantic City Casino. LOL!

Posted by: Cheri at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

422 (407)I've heard the Rolling Stones are pissed Trump uses their 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' at his rallies. But he pays the fee and plays it anyway.

Ironically ironic. Dontcha think?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (RuIsu)

423 also, I should add that I do use various hot sauces as seasonings a lot too, and some of those are super salty.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (F5+ro)

424 New one's up!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

425 We all really appreciated the gesture, but I'd rather stick to the chicken stew in the MREs.

I hate several of the Mark I MREs back in the early 90s and they were really good food. Super heavy but great flavors, I was proud we were getting that kind of quality to our military. And I guess they've gotten even better since then.

Still, after a while everything gets old, and I bet eating those day in and day out 3 meals a day starts to get pretty bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (39g3+)

426 This is part of the normalization of abusing conservatives in public and of there being no consequences for it. It's approaching how things are in Europe, where Muslim immigrants are free to harass Jews and the police won't intervene unless it seems to be a life threatening situation.

This kind of stuff needs to be ruthlessly punished.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

427 Progresso is watered down.


Chunky Soup is not a taste sensation or anything but pretty good.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2018 03:38 PM (+lOpA)

428 Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M.

--

For the crowd they want to attract, I suggest changing that to late night snack.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2018 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

429 Swanson frozen chicken dinners, remember them well... actually rather good...

Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:39 PM (zSVEm)

430 The people who live in Chicago, and support Obama typically are not awake at 5:00am.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM (EyPfd)

This.

Posted by: golfman at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (If3tB)

431 He claims that Trump promoted one of their concerts in 1989 and gave himself top billing.



I'm pretty sure anyone who knows Trump is not surprised by this. It is one of his less admirable traits. It is one of those things people knew and didn't like. It's not a revelation. It seems people are not aware that people knew Trump had warts. But compared to Pantsuit's leprosy, he was a better choice.

Celebrities really are amazing. Trump has given tax cuts and brought back jobs, but he didn't give us top billing in 1989, so get rid of him. smh

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (+CASr)

432 Pug Mahon
Random and OT but....
Your name reminds me of that spot from Do you feel like we do(Frampton comes alive) where he introduces the keyboard player.
Is that where you got that from by chance?

Posted by: Lowfibass at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (BrqlK)

433 Swanson frozen chicken dinners, remember them well... actually rather good...
Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:39 PM (zSVEm)

Compared to my mother's tuna and rice casserole and also spam and potatoes casserole those were to die for.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (suO/a)

434 Q's Latest Posts

Wednesday 05.16.2018
-Fake News have the blues

-The pen is found!

-Operation Warm Tropical Breeze

-Follow the pen

- Buckle up buttercup

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (y3aQB)

435 Dinty Moore beef stew on top of Minute Rice.

Damn fine eating, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 03:22 PM (EyPfd)

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Mine was Campbell's chunky Steak and Potato (or similar) on a big bag of egg noodles. Tasty and at least three or four meals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 16, 2018 03:40 PM (xfEL3)

436 >>>>>>
Lots of people have medical conditions where label reading for food is
important... me, being a hard determinist, I just shovel it down and
hope for the best.



Posted by: kraken at May 16, 2018 03:37 PM
.
.
.Yep salt does it for me. I used to have zero issues with any amount of salt intake but once I started on metoporol highish salt intake will jack my heart rhythm all over the place and cause a panic if I have an EKG within a few hours after eating something salty.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 03:41 PM (+Dllb)

437 Funny, last week I got out and started wearing my t-shirt that says, "If at first you don't secede, try, try again."

Posted by: RI Red - Proud member, CRNSA at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (1zldQ)

438 Three tourists are the first global cases of a new strain of 'super-gonorrhoea' which is resistant to antibiotics, a new report has warned.

Two Australians and the British man picked up the sexually-transmitted disease (STD) while having unprotected sex in south-east Asia.

Boy, I've about had it with these super hero movies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

439 Ruh - roh!

U.S. Justice Department Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued two subpoenas to a social media expert who worked for longtime Donald Trump adviser Roger Stone during the 2016 presidential election campaign.

Posted by: Astro at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (NVddU)

440 Obama Foundation Offering Free Breakfast Starting At 5 A.M. To Chicagoans Who Rally For His Presidential Center
<<<<<<

Ha. Bread and Circus for the plebes.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (r+sAi)

441 I just discovered the best frozen food dinner ever.

Michael Angelo meat lasagna.

Tastes homemade.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (MVpMt)

442 419 382 I remember as a kid I was excited about eating Chef Bor I Dee spaghetti and meatballs out of the can. Kids are fundamentally dumb.
Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)

Remember those TV dinners for kids?
----------------------
Then there was JIFFY POP as seen on TeeVee!

Posted by: Gumby at May 16, 2018 03:43 PM (2LelM)

443 The fun thing about Cornbread is that it's one of the original purely American foods, going back as far as the Native peoples here first learned that Maize made a nice snack.

oldest way to cook it is to make a ball of it, wrap it in a big catalpa leaf, and cover it with warm coals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)

444 Posted by: Astro at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (NVddU)

Keep wishing for the stars junior. Keep wishing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 03:44 PM (MVpMt)

445

Begun the soup war has

Posted by: Yoda at May 16, 2018 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

446 NVddU
here comes another drive by.

Posted by: gloryhole supervisor at the pueblo rest stop on I 25 at May 16, 2018 03:46 PM (05FSz)

447 Three tourists are the first global cases of a new strain of 'super-gonorrhoea' which is resistant to antibiotics, a new report has warned.

Two Australians and the British man picked up the sexually-transmitted disease (STD) while having unprotected sex in south-east Asia.

Boy, I've about had it with these super hero movies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)



I read about the British man maybe a month ago.

The weird thing with him was they thought they had eradicated it. But then found out it was still in his throat.

Which means, you better watch who you are kissing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 03:46 PM (+CASr)

448 I'm pretty sure anyone who knows Trump is not surprised by this."

Now let me get this straight - you're telling me that Trump is an egotistical attention whore? NO! NO I will Not Believe it! It CAN'T be true!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 03:47 PM (k1TUh)

449 Three tourists are the first global cases of a new
strain of 'super-gonorrhoea' which is resistant to antibiotics, a new
report has warned.



Two Australians and the British man picked up the
sexually-transmitted disease (STD) while having unprotected sex in
south-east Asia.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 03:42 PM


Prease crap!

Posted by: Thai Ladyjeb! at May 16, 2018 03:48 PM (ctuyM)

450 We all know that this was discrimination against this Black man for using the Cheesecake Factory restrooms.

I call for training for the "unconscious discrimination"

Posted by: undocumented illegal Eric Holder at May 16, 2018 04:30 PM (e8kgV)

451 Isn't the required response here for the Cheesecake Factory to send all their employees to diversity training for a full day, and for this dude to get a payout if like $100k?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 02:51 PM

Could be the guy was inspired by Starbucks to troll them, hoping to get a payout and/or free cheesecake for life. Or he could be a comedian or a performance artist. Most likely, just a guy with a hankering for some cheesecake.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2NqXo)

452
The media culture and the political culture in this country has degraded into delusional mental illness.

These hypocritical assholes genuinely believe they are justified in targeting Trump supporters for verbal (and sometimes even physical) abuse.

And hypocritical assholes in the press believe they are justified in downplaying (or even ignoring) it when the first set of hypocritical assholes get caught red handed.




Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 16, 2018 05:11 PM (Z2PYk)

453 Is Abbey Huntsman related to Mike Huntsman? Askin fer a friend.

Posted by: NOsferatu at May 16, 2018 06:31 PM (ghzHY)

454 "U.S. Justice Department Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued two subpoenas to a social media expert who worked for longtime Donald Trump adviser Roger Stone during the 2016 presidential election campaign."

Mueller farts in the elevator again.

Posted by: NOsferatu at May 16, 2018 06:34 PM (ghzHY)

455 Little known fact: Historically many black men were hanged from trees during shift changes, and "lynching" was originally called "shift-changing".

There was an old saying about not being caught in town after dark, or during a shift change.

Someone should update Wikipedia to correct the record.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 17, 2018 08:50 AM (kfcYC)

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