Mid-Morning Open Thread

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La Jeune Musicienne
Michel Garnier

The harpist had run out of luck
The harp chords had sort of got stuck
But she kept at the strings
(Those recalcitrant things)
She's a lady with plenty of pluck
-- Muldoon

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Odd looking.

Posted by: HH at May 16, 2018 09:24 AM (mIJBI)

2 Lucky harp

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 09:26 AM (mk7Bj)

3 Diaphanous. That said, she can stroke my strings anytime she wants.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

4 Rev has a table like that in his office. Seriously. He keeps plants on it.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping at May 16, 2018 09:26 AM (lwiT4)

5 This is Pre-Rolling Stones era?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:27 AM (i/+aM)

6 The line of rouge along her cheek and chin make it look as though her face is a mask hiding the eldritch horror beneath.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:27 AM (kqsXK)

7 nice elbows

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)

8 Looks like the opera gal from Amadeus.

Posted by: Blake at May 16, 2018 09:27 AM (qC1Sy)

9 Sneaked in a new one on me while I was fighting my stereo trying to get it all back together.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 09:28 AM (mpXpK)

10 The line of rouge along her cheek and chin make it look as though her face is a mask hiding the eldritch horror beneath.
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Yes - the face is all wrong.

Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping - at May 16, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

11 My comment re: willow got, well, willow'd.

How meta of me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (AM1GF)

12 Speaking of harps, didja see that they photographed an angel?

https://fxn.ws/2wLuoYK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (+y/Ru)

13 It always boggles my mind how artists are able to replicate things like translucent fabric.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (mk7Bj)

14 Pretty, but cold. The box for music and THE HAT drew my eye immediately.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (MIKMs)

15 "Place fingers on harp. See Fig. 1a. "

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (mQ0Mc)

16 I'd hit it.

then, not now

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

17 Watch me pull a feather out of my hat!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (3dsTO)

18 Two words:

High. Maintenance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (Boy/L)

19 Keep in mind that that girl is probably only 16 years old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

20 I'm not a musician, but I bet that her song could use a little more cowbell.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (gbWkA)

21 I noticed I can make out detail on her shoes. Should I just turn in my man-card now?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 09:30 AM (AM1GF)

22 FREE BIRD!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:30 AM (3dsTO)

23
"As she languidly turned the page, she pushed out the ample globes of her bosom, dreaming all the while of Paolo and his magnificent, rock-hard..." (cont. p. 94)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 09:30 AM (j95VX)

24 Harpy with harp.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:30 AM (gbWkA)

25 You want to know why I still have hope for this nation?

For one, this young lady is running in our local election.

http://tinyurl.com/ydengyyv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:30 AM (i/+aM)

26 19 Keep in mind that that girl is probably only 16 years old.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Which back in that time, she would already be a mother of 3

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

27 "Thunderstruck" by BC/AD.

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (OyyDO)

28 Speaking of harps, didja see that they photographed an angel?

https://fxn.ws/2wLuoYK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


If your definition of "angel" includes pigeons or moths, yeah.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (AM1GF)

29 Possibly the "tallest" painting I've ever seen here.

Everything in it runs vertical. Dude had to do that on purpose. Even the column in the rear-right has vertical accents.

Is he trying to make the lady seem taller ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (fiGNd)

30 The line of rouge along her cheek and chin make it look as though her face is a mask hiding the eldritch horror beneath.

In many ways this is the story of Bollardy Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (Boy/L)

31 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (9BLnV)

32 Watch me pull a feather out of my hat!
=====

Did she take the plume out of her outdoor hat and put it in her indoor headpiece? Macaroni.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (MIKMs)

33 >>>>
19 Keep in mind that that girl is probably only 16 years old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party



Which back in that time, she would already be a mother of 3



Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM
.
.
.Yep, and been married off when she was 13.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 09:31 AM (+Dllb)

34 The line of rouge along her cheek and chin

I thought that was the rosy flush of the consumption.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (3dsTO)

35 "Thunderstruck" by BC/AD.

Posted by: Kris


Here it is on cello...

https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (AM1GF)

36 I would not tell her of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (BJYIf)

37 Stroke me, stroke me - STROKE!

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (gbWkA)

38

With Strings Attached - a limerick

A young musician named Trudy Tharp
Spent every day playing her harp
She said, "Fancy that,
I played a C-flat!
It's ever so hard to be sharp."

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (m45I2)

39 Keep in mind that that girl is probably only 16 years old.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (mpXpK)


I got nothin' against the Older Ladies.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 09:32 AM (fiGNd)

40 This one time, in Band Camp, I stuck a harp up my pussy

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

41 Q also posted that Allison Mack rolled on Schneiderman & had info 3 days before media said she made a plea deal & added AS how are you feeling this morning ??
inferring that Adam Schiff is going down on that too
+++++
in reply from last thread about Poster saying Q saying the Pope would have a bad May, as he is "Hinting" about retirement

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (y3aQB)

42 FREE BIRD!

You owe me one keyboard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (Boy/L)

43 Somebody make the G-string joke. I'm too lazy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:34 AM (3dsTO)

44 "Crap. Recital is tomorrow and I still can't get Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star right."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

45 Millennials Answer: Would You Rather Date A Trump Supporter Or A Convicted Felon?

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Is there a difference?

Shockingly, the majority of respondents said that they would rather date a convicted felon. In fact, all of the pro-felon respondents were so quick to dismiss the idea of dating a Trump supporter that they didn't even wait to see if the crime was violent or not.

Others suggested that the felon could be convicted on "trumped-up charges" and asserted that the justice system is unfair.

-
[Snicker.] "Trumped-up" charges.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:35 AM (+y/Ru)

46 Somebody make the G-string joke. I'm too lazy.
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I roadied & ran sound for 2 Bands way back when & the Guitarist in 2nd Band broke his G String doing a Whammy br Airplane dive. & I said what was you doing wearing a G String anyways

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)

47 The painting up on the wall needs better lighting.

I had other thoughts about this work, but I didn't want to harp on them.

Posted by: mindful webworker - roses to the occasion at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (ek7rN)

48 This one time, in Band Camp, I stuck a harp up my pussy

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)


I have never seen any of the American Pie movies. Was that supposed to be the joke about the girl who constantly referenced band camp?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (kqsXK)

49 Millennials Answer: Would You Rather Date A Trump Supporter Or A Convicted Felon?

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I'm so so glad Im no longer dating.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (mk7Bj)

50 This one time, in Band Camp, I stuck a harp up my pussy
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

I hope you mean, like, a blues harp. If a real harp fit, you'll only be satisfied by blue whales.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (9BLnV)

51
The line of rouge along her cheek and chin make it look as though her face is a mask hiding the eldritch horror beneath.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:27 AM (kqsXK)


Rosacea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (8s/x5)

52 If anyone of you SOBs ask me to play Freebird again, I'll shove this harp so far up your whozits you'll be spitting up string for a month. -- Young lady with a harp.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:37 AM (gbWkA)

53 There seems to be some sort of discharge in and around her cleavage.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:37 AM (r9UYA)

54 She's looking at notes for 'Jailbreak' by Thin Lizzy.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2018 09:37 AM (88xKn)

55 >I hope you mean, like, a blues harp. If a real harp fit, you'll only be satisfied by blue whales.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 09:36 AM (9BLnV)



Nah bro.

Posted by: Blue Whales at May 16, 2018 09:38 AM (BJYIf)

56 I can't drive with that feather in my face!

Posted by: 13 yr old boy at May 16, 2018 09:38 AM (FhXTo)

57 41 Q also posted that Allison Mack rolled on Schneiderman & had info 3 days before media said she made a plea deal & added AS how are you feeling this morning ??
inferring that Adam Schiff is going down on that too
+++++
in reply from last thread about Poster saying Q saying the Pope would have a bad May, as he is "Hinting" about retirement
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:33 AM (y3aQB)

Damn that Q! Thinking he has all the answers just because he's a timeless, all-powerful being. The Continuum won't be pleased!
.
.
What are we talking about, again?

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

58 http://bit.ly/2KsnVUo
++++
John Abdul Lenin Brennan is going to have to have a talk with him
====
Fmr Ambassador Daniel Shapiro Praises Trump Jerusalem Embassy Move

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (y3aQB)

59
Nevertheless She Persisted - a limerick

The harpist had run out of luck
The harp chords had sort of got stuck
But she kept at the strings
(Those recalcitrant things)
She's a lady with plenty of pluck

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (m45I2)

60 Beautiful dress. I like the hat too, except for the feather.

The harp is beautifully painted as well.

I like how he painted her in the act of turning a page of music.


Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (oMtOd)

61
Is that Jarles Chonson's bicycle seat on the lowest shelf?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

62 Millennials Answer: Would You Rather Date A Trump Supporter Or A Convicted Felon?

Employers Answer: Would you rather hire a Millennial or this slightly moldy kielbasa?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (Boy/L)

63 Have we already discussed the benefits of a COSTCO membership today?


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=385052

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (i/+aM)

64 Anonosaurus Wrecks #12: Speaking of harps, didja see that they photographed an angel?
https://fxn.ws/2wLuoYK


OMG!!! Moth flies in front of security camera! Russian collusion! Armageddon! Thank heavens Fox news if fairly and balancedly covering this breaking story.

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing with the Shobijin twins at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (ek7rN)

65 Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
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someone in last thread said that Q posted that the Pope would not have a good month of May

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (y3aQB)

66

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 16, 2018 09:41 AM (mPeei)

67 Why is there a Musketeer hat on the table to the left? Someone forgot something??

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:41 AM (r9UYA)

68 We should do a duet! -- Al Yankovic

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:41 AM (gbWkA)

69 19
Keep in mind that that girl is probably only 16 years old.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

Age of consent in France is 15.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (UBzPO)

70 Brett Michaels left his hat on the stand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (8jDbj)

71
She is ... troubled ... by the hedgerow in her bustle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (pNxlR)

72 Bonus points here: who was the future bad ass actor that appeared in a movie featuring the talking mule?
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Everybody knows "Brian Dennehy" is the correct answer to every movie trivia question.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (TN1P5)

73 If you put all his paintings together it looks like a well crafted comic book.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (MVpMt)

74 Stupid French.

IT'S ONLY MAY!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (2K6fY)

75 Love the dress....so feminine. The color is nice, too.

And, I love harps...so this painting gets an A+

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (2Pd3s)

76 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking

1. Legalize gambling
2. ????
3. Reduce violence and sex trafficking

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)

77 Hat was left by the Palao, the 10th Musketeer

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (gbWkA)

78 >>63
Have we already discussed the benefits of a COSTCO membership today?


Costco has always been anti-2A. They can go have knowledge with themselves.


Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (r9UYA)

79 "Bonus points here: who was the future bad ass actor that appeared in a movie featuring the talking mule?
==== "


Don Knotts?


No, wait.

That was Mr Limpet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (i/+aM)

80 77 Hat was left by the Palao, the 10" Musketeer
Posted by: Archer

FIFY

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (FZYNt)

81 No Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (8jDbj)

82 http://bit.ly/2Ku9wHn
+++++
Joe diGenova and Sidney Powell Discuss The DOJ and FBI Corruption The Last Refuge
+++++
Heads up. Big News Coming Tomorrow!

Thousands of pages of documents about to be released.
Nunes/Gowdy meeting with Rosenstein cancelled.

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:43 AM (y3aQB)

83 >She is ... troubled ... by the hedgerow in her bustle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (pNxlR)



As long as she isn't alarmed .......

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:44 AM (BJYIf)

84 Not much harp in rock music.

Jon Anderson's 1975 solo album "Olias of Sunhillow" is pretty harptastic, but it's not really "rock."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:44 AM (3dsTO)

85 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking

Just wait until he tells us how sheep bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:44 AM (Boy/L)

86 Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (m45I2)

Nicely done!

I think that should be underneath the art....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 09:44 AM (wYseH)

87 So it's foreign language titles week at the Art Thread.

She does look quite young when you embiggen it. I wonder why she has the harp facing one way and the music another.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

88 Millennials Answer: Would You Rather Date A Trump Supporter Or A Convicted Felon?

That's right, bitches. We. Be. Dangerous. (throws gang sign)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:45 AM (3dsTO)

89 bet she is a harpie

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

90 89 bet she is a harpie
Posted by: rhennigantx

bet she has herpes

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (FZYNt)

91 Girl in the painting is adorable - like a fluffy peach cupcake.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (hMwEB)

92 68 We should do a duet! -- Al Yankovic
Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:41 AM (gbWkA)

Weird Al live -- best concert I ever went to. Fantastic showman.

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

93 426 >>Officials have upgraded the danger from the HI volcano from orange to red. "

Personally I wouldn't evacuate until the Danger Level is raised to Black Watch Plaid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (V2Yro)

94 We're through the looking glass here, people!

CNN Homo Don Lemon's Lover Spill the Beans on Lemon's Relationship With Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti: This Explains the Softball Interview

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)

95 62 Millennials Answer: Would You Rather Date A Trump Supporter Or A Convicted Felon?

Employers Answer: Would you rather hire a Millennial or this slightly moldy kielbasa?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (Boy/L)

Kielbasa: can be salvaged with a little trimming and deft application of spices and condiments.

Millennial: Trimming impossible. No amount of mustard will save them.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

96 The harpies of the shore shall pluck
The eagle of the sea.

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Holmes at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (fuK7c)

97 92 68 We should do a duet! -- Al Yankovic
Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:41 AM (gbWkA)

Weird Al live -- best concert I ever went to. Fantastic showman.
Posted by: Kris

agreed. musically nobody can touch them.

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

98 A harp is just a harpsichord wannabe.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (MVpMt)

99 I think we need dramatic readings of a collection of Muldoon's works. By some real voice talent with an upper crust Brit accent. Set to harp music.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (BJYIf)

100 76 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking

1. Legalize gambling
2. ????
3. Reduce violence and sex trafficking
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)

Notice Progressives either want to un-ban or ban something to change human behavior and sin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)

101 How does she fit the harp into that traveling case on the floor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (i/+aM)

102
Flash Mob - a limerick

The young lady was harping and fluting
When the mob in the street started shooting
Someone call the cops
Before her playing stops
Or the next thing you know they'll start luting

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (m45I2)

103 A very effective portrait. I like the detail in the carved harp frame and the lady's clothes. The wood tones are rich and sufficiently lighter than the dark background to stand out without distraction. The dark colors really focus the viewer's attention on the model with her porcelain skin and pastel hued clothing. I am intrigued by Garnier's ability to paint the sheer fabric over the dress. The pose seems to me typical for the time: not stiff but stereotypically feminine with the tilt of her head and graceful arm positions. As I said, very effective. I'll bet whoever commissioned it was pleased.

Looking at some of Garnier's other paintings, the man had a sense of humor about women in society.

Posted by: JTB at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (V+03K)

104 Lemon's Relationship With Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti:

Relationship, as in Avenatti's a fanook?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (3dsTO)

105 CNN Homo Don Lemon's Lover Spill the Beans on Lemon's Relationship With Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti: This Explains the Softball Interview
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

So it's a competition who sucks more dick? Stormy or her lawyer?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (FZYNt)

106 I think we need dramatic readings of a collection of Muldoon's works. By some real voice talent with an upper crust Brit accent. Set to harp music.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (BJYIf)
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Sounds like a job for our boulder terlit hobo.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (oMtOd)

107 64 Anonosaurus Wrecks #12: Speaking of harps, didja see that they photographed an angel?
https://fxn.ws/2wLuoYK


That's not a picture of an angel.

THIS is a picture of an Angel!!!

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/184579.html

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (V2Yro)

108 Harp Solo... Han's sister.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (gbWkA)

109 A rack, a hat, and a harp...Panama?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (WFV7d)

110 I saw Harpies With Herpes open for Men Without Hats in Ottawa in '03.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (kqsXK)

111 94 We're through the looking glass here, people!

CNN Homo Don Lemon's Lover Spill the Beans on Lemon's Relationship With Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti: This Explains the Softball Interview
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)

[Facepalm] If we find out that this whole things is a gay love-triangle, or pentagram, or multidimensional non-Euclidean object or whatever, we are done as a Republic.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

112 108 Harp Solo... Han's sister.

Hope's their asshole cousin.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 09:49 AM (3dsTO)

113 Marxist Pope Francis: My Wish Is for Buddhists and Catholics to Grow 'Increasingly Closer'

Join forces then kick the shit outta the protestants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

114 I'd hit it.

then, not now




I'd rattle those bones.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 09:49 AM (QQ+il)

115
Posted by: JTB at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (V+03K)


Couldn't work "rich, Corinthian leather" into that anywhere?

B+

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:49 AM (pNxlR)

116 Can we just quit harping on this?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 09:49 AM (7LY+6)

117 While reading loopy things that contemporary liberals say about the state of America ("Democracy is dying because Trump"), I always try to go back and think of what we were saying at a similar point in Obama's presidency.

Contemporary liberals really do seem to mean that because Trump won, he's dismantling democracy (don't try to analyze it, it's nonsense). But what were we saying?

If I remember correctly, we were saying that America was probably a lost cause. That democracy was failing because the people were making terrible choices. I see a distinction there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (CDzFo)

118 I think we need dramatic readings of a collection of Muldoon's works. By some real voice talent with an upper crust Brit accent. Set to harp music.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (BJYIf)
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Sounds like a job for our boulder terlit hobo.



Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (oMtOd)


No, for a job like that, you really need Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

119 What's the open box on the floor?

It doesn't look made for sheet music, but maybe it's that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (fuK7c)

120 La Jenner Musiciato. He's wearin' a mask that he keeps in a box by the door.

Posted by: Ellen R. Igbee at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (VuwBi)

121 He certainly could paint luxurious fabrics. The lady's body is twisted in an odd position and she looks sleepy or bored. This is not my understanding of 18th-century women musicians. All upper-class women were taught to play, but I suppose not all of them played well or even not-too-badly. A few, like Mozart's sister, were virtuosos.

Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (artIV)

122 If we find out that this whole things is a gay love-triangle,"

Mobius love?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (7LY+6)

123 65
Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

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someone in last thread said that Q posted that the Pope would not have a good month of May

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:40 AM (y3aQB)
Another Trump resignation??? Swamp draining???? Deals with Iran???
Healthy Popes retiring are not a thing I remember in my lifetime, so I am guessing this is a thing.

Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (ymnmz)

124 The Music Lesson, Johannes Vermeer

https://tinyurl.com/yac7xl6b

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

125 93
426 >>Officials have upgraded the danger from the HI volcano from orange to red. "



Personally I wouldn't evacuate until the Danger Level is raised to Black Watch Plaid.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I can only hope that Berry's Hawaii house in the the path of the lava flow.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (r9UYA)

126 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking

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Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.

Big difference. And why I am against most proposed forms of legalization.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (sX1BW)

127 Marxist Pope Francis: My Wish Is for Buddhists and Catholics to Grow 'Increasingly Closer'

Marxist? Try "straight-up heretic."

Benedict should be hanging his head in shame at allowing this morally bankrupt spiritual vacuum to occupy the throne of Peter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (kqsXK)

128 125 93
426 >>Officials have upgraded the danger from the HI volcano from orange to red. "



Personally I wouldn't evacuate until the Danger Level is raised to Black Watch Plaid.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I can only hope that Berry's Hawaii house in the the path of the lava flow.

Posted by: Under Fire

Nature Paved Paradise, put up a parking lot

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

129 @votermom: like a fluffy peach cupcake.

Heh.

There was something vaguely like that in my mind since I first saw her but I was too busy trying to make funnies to think about it. Thank you for helping put it in words!

Posted by: mindful webworker - licking the icing at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (ek7rN)

130 Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.

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I should have added what they really want from it ... to graft of it.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (sX1BW)

131 They want to tax it, tax it, and tax it. "

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (7LY+6)

132 Zoomed in and the girl looks about twelve.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (QQ+il)

133 "I can only hope that Berry's Hawaii house in the the path of the lava flow."

What's that Lassie...Timmy fell in the well, and the lava destroyed all the original birth records on the island?


Oh my!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (i/+aM)

134 I guess all her later suitors got strung along.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (5e6aE)

135 CNN Homo Don Lemon's Lover Spill the Beans on Lemon's Relationship With Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti:"

Well looks like SOMEBODY is gonna be feelin' the riding crop tonight!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (V2Yro)

136 132 Zoomed in and the girl looks about twelve.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

and??

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 16, 2018 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

137 118 I think we need dramatic readings of a collection of Muldoon's works. By some real voice talent with an upper crust Brit accent. Set to harp music.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (BJYIf)
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Sounds like a job for our boulder terlit hobo.



Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (oMtOd)

No, for a job like that, you really need Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

Is this one of those fancy to-dos where we have to snap our fingers for applause? I'll need to borrow My-Man's beret.

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

138 Marxist Pope Francis: My Wish Is for Buddhists and Catholics to Grow 'Increasingly Closer'

Sure you can be reincarnated as a slug.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 09:54 AM (MVpMt)

139 I guess all her later suitors got strung along"

She showed plenty of pluck...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (7LY+6)

140 Benedict should be hanging his head in shame at allowing this morally bankrupt spiritual vacuum to occupy the throne of Peter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (kqsXK)
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But BXVI couldn't have known whom the cardinals would elect. I do wish he hadn't stepped down, but it's quite possible we don't know the whole story. Probable, even.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (oMtOd)

141 Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (ymnmz)
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Nope, The Liberals wanted the last Pope out & got who they wanted & now he is talking about "retiring"
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Not Catholic so I don't care about who the Pope is, But it seems a little strange

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (y3aQB)

142 It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack.

Muslim Beautician Gets Painful Dose Of 'Social Justice' After Refusing To Wax Tranny Woman's WEENER

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

143 The Music Lesson, Johannes Vermeer


"Lady at the Virginal"? C'est quoi?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

144 132 Zoomed in and the girl looks about twelve.

So, it's Joe Biden's froppy hat on the table then.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)

145 Now that's some white privilege right there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 16, 2018 09:56 AM (xfb67)

146 Is this one of those fancy to-dos where we have to snap our fingers for applause? I'll need to borrow My-Man's beret.
Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
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Perfect. All we need now is a set of bongos.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:56 AM (oMtOd)

147 Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (sX1BW)


Same for all "vices".

Hell - homebrewing for personal consumption wasn't even legal until Carter.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 09:56 AM (fiGNd)

148 Show of hands...

Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)

149
"But it seems a little strange"

The Deep Curia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (8s/x5)

150
Is this one of those fancy to-dos where we have to snap our fingers for applause? I'll need to borrow My-Man's beret.


Berets are a must. Smoking Gauloises or clove cigarettes, too. Drinking absinthe is optional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (pNxlR)

151 142 It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack.

Muslim Beautician Gets Painful Dose Of 'Social Justice' After Refusing To Wax Tranny Woman's WEENER
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

Well, sausage is haram.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

152 If I remember correctly, we were saying that America was probably a lost cause. That democracy was failing because the people were making terrible choices. I see a distinction there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Noticed that too, eh?

Jury's still out, honestly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (AM1GF)

153 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)
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I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

154 Not Catholic so I don't care about who the Pope is, But it seems a little strange."

Are we still talking about Francis the Talking Mule?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 09:58 AM (V2Yro)

155 Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (sX1BW)

Same for all "vices".

Hell - homebrewing for personal consumption wasn't even legal until Carter.

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When you are free to go by a plant at your local gardening center to grow in your backyard and smoke in your own house freely, then I will consider pot to have been legalized.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:58 AM (sX1BW)

156 The stereo is now hooked up and playing. And my back is killing me. And that is all I am going to do for today. I could have already been finished if getting the internet going had not turned out to be such a PITA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 16, 2018 09:58 AM (mpXpK)

157 141
Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (ymnmz)

+++++

Nope, The Liberals wanted the last Pope out got who they wanted now he is talking about "retiring"

+++++

Not Catholic so I don't care about who the Pope is, But it seems a little strange

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (y3aQB)

C3PO sock off.

I guess I feel asleep on the retirement of the last Pope. Was he that old Grerman Dude? Was he too infirm to Pope anymore?
The guy right now is kinda young to retire, right? Maybe he is taking the package and going to Pope in another city.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 09:59 AM (ymnmz)

158 148 Show of hands...

Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)

[Holds up hand] It's a thing for chicks of a certain sort. Seriously, there would have to be a massive replay of the Black Plague for what's his name to be anywhere near the throne so what's the point?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

159 I want to see Eugenia and Beatrice, what hats will they wear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 09:59 AM (5e6aE)

160
But BXVI couldn't have known whom the cardinals would elect. I do wish he hadn't stepped down, but it's quite possible we don't know the whole story. Probable, even.


Joey Zaza played a major role. Or maybe it was Zsa Zsa Gabor.

I get confused too easily these days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 09:59 AM (pNxlR)

161 I've been saying all along that Benedict's abdication was a coup.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 16, 2018 10:00 AM (hMwEB)

162 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)

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Much like the Kardashians, I'd have been perfectly satisfied to never have even known of these people.

Posted by: Blake at May 16, 2018 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)

163 It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack.

By the group Four Jacks and a Jill. A South African group, IIRC.

https://tinyurl.com/n3qay5s

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)

164 Tom Servo: That's not a picture of an angel.
THIS is a picture of an Angel!!!
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/184579.html


Yeah, that's nice.

But, wow, guys, this is AoSHQ. I'd expected the first, or at least the second, angel link to be to, like, you know, a la Charlie's. (The originals, not the refake.)

http://bit.ly/angels-3

Posted by: mindful webworker - licking the icing at May 16, 2018 10:00 AM (ek7rN)

165 No cornflakes for you

Kellogg pulls out of Venezuela due to economic crisis

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

166 I guess I feel asleep on the retirement of the last Pope. Was he that old Grerman Dude? Was he too infirm to Pope anymore?
The guy right now is kinda young to retire, right? Maybe he is taking the package and going to Pope in another city.

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Fingers crossed - Cardinal Sarah - please, please, please

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (sX1BW)

167 I want to see Eugenia and Beatrice, what hats will they wear.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 09:59 AM (5e6aE)
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Oh, yes! Let's see if they can top their high marks at William's wedding. I don't know if it's possible.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (oMtOd)

168 "Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Posted by: Village Idiot's "
I'm still too stricken with grief from Princess Di's death and haven't been able to keep up.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (MxEKc)

169 it's quite possible we don't know the whole story. Probable, even.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:55 AM (oMtOd)

He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

170 So, Cardinals, let's not think outside the box next time, huh? It gets people like Barry and Francis the yapping Marxist and sometimes heretic.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (+xe3a)

171 Angel?

Emmanuelle Beart oui?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (5e6aE)

172 I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.
Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

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But I bet you could have done without all the nonsensical nonsense leading up the the nuptials.

Posted by: Blake at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)

173
Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?


In the news tonight: Princess Diana is still dead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (pNxlR)

174 153
Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)

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I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.



Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (oMtOd)

The pageantry of Royal ceremonies is a guilty pleasure of mine.

It will be funny to see two coronations in the span of 10 years, When Charles takes the Crown, rules for like a week and croaks of a heart attack at 90. Cause Queenie aint retiring like a Pope.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (ymnmz)

175 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
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Aside from seeing the dress...meh!
She's an "actress aka prostitute" plus she's been married before. Isn't that supposed to be harem in royal circles? Who cares...really!! We are no longer a monarchy.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (9iLHi)

176 "Oh, yes! Let's see if they can top their high marks at William's wedding. I don't know if it's possible. "

Pretty high bar, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (i/+aM)

177 Fat Buddha needs some gainzzz advice from Jesus.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (MVpMt)

178 If I remember correctly, we were saying that America was probably a lost cause. That democracy was failing because the people were making terrible choices. I see a distinction there.

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I don't remember so much the terrible choices bemoaning so much as it was pointing out that the media and educational establishment were so actively playing for the other team. Hard for people to make the right choices when people don't actually ever hear what the choice is (do you want brown Jesus or these old white men that want to control your body?)

That plus it started to dawn on some of us that the Republicans by and large didn't really believe what they were selling us on and had no intention of actually attempting most of their platform.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (mk7Bj)

179 I, for one, could never stand Diana. Her "pouty" look made me want to punch her. Even her whoring for muzzies wasn't redeeming.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (+xe3a)

180
Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)


I see no reason for me to get into a tizzy over the dimbulb scions of minor German princelings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (hXA8Y)

181 Kellogg pulls out of Venezuela due to economic crisis

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Shorthand for the country and its inhabitants have no ability to pay due to all the communism

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (sX1BW)

182 I can only hope that Berry's Hawaii house in the the path of the lava flow.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 09:51 AM (r9UYA)

Hopefully, Barky will stand in the path of the lava flow, and command it to stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (WFV7d)

183 @135

That sound like Don has a conflict of interest.

I hope he informed CNN viewers about this?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 16, 2018 10:03 AM (2JcMg)

184 I like watching pomp & circumstance

but not interested in sparkle markle's wedding

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (hMwEB)

185
He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.


Frankie bested Benedict in the 40-yard dash at the Papal Combine. There was no "playing out my string as Pope" after that debacle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

186 He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)
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Interesting theory, but I think you need Pope lessons.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (oMtOd)

187 Joey Zaza played a major role. Or maybe it was Zsa Zsa Gabor.


Be careful about mentioning anything Hungarian around here. That's how threads get jacked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)

188 He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.


He bet on encyclicals.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (QQ+il)

189 William and Kate keep popping out kids, so the danger of Harry and his scag present no danger.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (+xe3a)

190 " I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way. "

Maybe Pippa, and what was following her down the aisle as well.

Although in real life, I don't think I would desire to spend more than about thirty seconds in her company.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (i/+aM)

191 179 I, for one, could never stand Diana. Her "pouty" look made me want to punch her. Even her whoring for muzzies wasn't redeeming.

Then there's the Thing That Shall Never Be Discussed:

Diana Spencer was dumb as a rock. Really, really dumb. The cocaine didn't help, either.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (3dsTO)

192 Never really cared for peach but that is a beautiful dress .

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (2ZUTy)

193 Because JJ's Morning Report is posted at oh dark thirty for those of us on the west coast, I want to comment on a wonderfully descriptive line contained there this morning.

I'm sure you can all imagine the colorful expletives I have for this goniffing paskudnyak of a bi-pedal turd.

You may recall the in the second Matrix film the Marovingian praises the French language as the perfect language in which to curse.

Pshaw!

Yiddish, my friends, is the clear winner. While Yiddish may not sound as pretty as French, it bites to the core and has words that exist for no other reason than to insult.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (T71PA)

194 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Posted by: Village Idiot's

I was pretty sure that there was a whole thing where we decided that we had the right not to give a fuck about British royalty. There was this whole declaration, a bunch of tea dumped into the Boston harbor and some other stuff too.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (mk7Bj)

195 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

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Screw you England. We don't have to care about your stupid royal wedding. Besides, the Kardashians are keeping us busy anyway.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

196 The colors look a little faded here, but they are still quite nice. The light, pastels of the dress and skin provide a nice contrast to the dark background. I also like how the figure is framed by wooden objects. The wood on the harp and table have a warm tint that echoes the warmth of the dress and flesh. But they stained a cherry or similar color. To me, these provide a nice transition between bright and dark, rather than a stark contrast that would look odd. It's not one of the great works of the era, but it is still good. And it has some Rococo undertones which is interesting for the date (178.

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

197 But I bet you could have done without all the nonsensical nonsense leading up the the nuptials.
Posted by: Blake at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)
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Aha. I HAVE done without all of that! I honestly haven't read a word.

Anything I know about the upcoming wedding, I know from here.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (oMtOd)

198 We are no longer a monarchy.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:02 AM (9iLHi)

Yes!

And we had a bit of a dust-up to get away from one.

I find any society that requires one citizen to bow to another to be repellent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (wYseH)

199 He bet on the Cardinals!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (QQ+il)

200

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - The victim of a hit and run crash is speaking out after the suspect was released from the Marion County jail.

Church daycare teacher Jessica Parks, 27, said after checking traffic, she stepped off a curb. She said she never saw the car that hit her.

Parks suffered critical leg injuries in the crash, which happened along 38th Street near Mitthoeffer Rd. Parks was walking to work.

The alleged hit-and-run driver was stopped a short time later. Juana Loa was in the country illegally.

From her room at Eskenazi Hospital where she continues to recover, Parks shared her thoughts on the suspect's release.

"I still forgive her, let's start with that first," Parks said. "I feel Marion County as well as ICE did not do what they were supposed to do to make sure this lady got the consequences she was supposed to get and now I feel like the system has failed."

As for her injuries, Parks sees the bright side first.

"The doctors are fascinated how fast everything is healing."

And there's no hospital gown today. Instead, a dress and pearls say Jessica is ready to go home, eight days after she was admitted.

There is security camera video of the crash aftermath, the gray car taking off after police say it struck Jessica as she crossed the street.

A church bus driven by one of Parks' co-workers caught up with the suspect and boxed in the car.

Loa was arrested for hit-and-run and no drivers license. ICE asked the jail to hold her because she was in the country illegally. But she posted bond last week and walked free. The jail said ICE missed a deadline for filing the hold request.

Parks fears the suspect may now disappear.

"So now she is out here free and she is a flight risk, not just to herself but to other people as well. She did this to me and she may do it to somebody else accidentally as well."

On Tuesday, Parks learned the suspect had no auto insurance, making medical bills a new burden.

Parks said Tuesday she is recovering from the leg injury.

"I'm able to bear weight on it and walk pretty well."

The surgical wound on her other leg is healing well after a compound fracture. And Parks continues to see the bright side.

"Instead of being all sad about your situation you change your outlook on the situation. I'm not going to be sad. You make the best of your situation."

Parks did not have health insurance. Her family set up a GoFundMe.com account to collect donations to help with medical expenses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (IqV8l)

201 He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

You saying Frankie's contract is coming up and he's posturing for a better offer in free agency?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:07 AM (mk7Bj)

202
I think Venezuelans passed through the Kaboom! stage a long time ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 10:07 AM (Jq2Ys)

203 Hmmm. Art and dress pron for the 'ettes. Not bad for Hump Day.

However, needs moar Harp Twins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMcs4zPR-gg

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2018 10:07 AM (p+Wdc)

204
Frankie is hankering to retire in order to pursue his heart's desire career - door-to-door encyclical salesman.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2018 10:08 AM (pNxlR)

205 Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.

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I believe the proper term is "a piece of the action."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)

206 189
William and Kate keep popping out kids, so the danger of Harry and his scag present no danger.


Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (+xe3a)


Oh to be Prince Harry. With all the nephews he has from his older brother, he gets to have all the "Pomp" and none of the "Circumstance". Or is it all the "Circumstance" and none of the "Pomp"
In either case, it's good to be Harry.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (ymnmz)

207 He could have failed an off-season drug test and been forced out, but the Pope's union insisted that it not be made public.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

You saying Frankie's contract is coming up and he's posturing for a better offer in free agency?

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The Cardinals never pay for the later years. They leave that for the Angels.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

208 199 He bet on the Cardinals!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (QQ+il)

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Lost to the Twins last night, 4-1.

Batting average for the Cardinals while playing the Twins: .089

Posted by: Blake at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (qC1Sy)

209 I'm happy this morning. After 28 years, I finally found my wife's g spot. Her sister had it, all this time.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (zw9GR)

210 Here are the Harp Twins playing Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfPpb2QmT0

Posted by: shrike at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (gxjSS)

211 bluebell, this wedding I bet there will be video screens and lights on those hats... unless their fashion consultants have direct orders from the Queen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (5e6aE)

212 I find any society that requires one citizen to bow to another to be repellent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:06 AM (wYseH)
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Ah, but the Brits are not citizens, comrade. They are subjects.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (oMtOd)

213 I've always "cared" about royal weddings before because I like the pomp, historical symbolism and the history of the various buildings, etc. This time, I have zero interest. Harry isn't in line after William and this chick is not interesting or attractive.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (+xe3a)

214 People from Third World shitholes come here and continue to drive like they're still in their Third World shitholes. Especially in Miami.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (3dsTO)

215 170 So, Cardinals, let's not think outside the box next time, huh? It gets people like Barry and Francis the yapping Marxist and sometimes heretic.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:01 AM (+xe3a)

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I have to imagine that the more orthodox cardinals are going to play hard ball next time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (CDzFo)

216 Be careful about mentioning anything Hungarian around here. That's how threads get jacked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)


https://tinyurl.com/yc9ujeye

And, for the musically minded, the Gabor singing "High Heeled Sneakers:"

https://tinyurl.com/yafawwjd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (kqsXK)

217 "On Tuesday, Parks learned the suspect had no auto insurance, making medical bills a new burden. "

A proposal...

Any level of Sanctuary Government which by action, or inaction allows an uninsured illegal alien to operate a motor vehicle will be responsible for any medical expenses born from a motor vehicle accident where the illegal alien is found to be guilty of causing the accident.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (i/+aM)

218 Here is a podcast featuring Henry Sire who wrote a book about the Francis Papacy called The Dictator Pope.

It talks about what happened and what is happening, and has some speculation on why

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y98md9kz

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (2K6fY)

219 VIA: Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?

Wow, I really haven't been keeping up on my Euro society news. Prince Harry is marrying Angela Merkle? That's really old-school politics! Also kind of more May-December than the French guy, isn't it? And how might this affect Brexit?

Posted by: mindful rosannadanna at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (ek7rN)

220 People from Third World shitholes come here and continue to drive like they're still in their Third World shitholes. Especially in Miami.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (3dsTO)

Houston too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (MVpMt)

221 >>Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's

>I was pretty sure that there was a whole thing where we decided that we had the right not to give a fuck about British royalty. There was this whole declaration, a bunch of tea dumped into the Boston harbor and some other stuff too.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:05 AM (mk7Bj)

My ancestors fought a couple of wars to bestow upon me the privilege of not giving a shit about some inbred Europeans.

*sips coffee*

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at May 16, 2018 10:11 AM (al6UK)

222 I watched a BBC documentary about Harry's war service this morning. He seems like a decent guy.

Went into Afghanistan as a rifelman, stayed incognito, everything was cool. Then somebody leaked where he was and it made him a danger to his corps so they had to pull him out.

He went home to figure out how to get back in action and trained as a helicopter pilot and came back flying Apaches.

I think I've read he's done some civilian rescue pilot stuff for a police department.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 10:11 AM (fuK7c)

223 "I was pretty sure that there was a whole thing where
we decided that we had the right not to give a fuck about British
royalty.

Posted by: Joe"
Plus we have the Kennedys for the royalty groupies and jock sniffers.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2018 10:11 AM (MxEKc)

224 137 118 I think we need dramatic readings of a collection of Muldoon's works. By some real voice talent with an upper crust Brit accent. Set to harp music.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2018 09:47 AM (BJYIf)
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Sounds like a job for our boulder terlit hobo.


Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 09:48 AM (oMtOd)

No, for a job like that, you really need Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

Is this one of those fancy to-dos where we have to snap our fingers for applause? I'll need to borrow My-Man's beret.

Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:54 AM


Kinda have to go with Ms Poppins on this one. Afterall, can you imagine a more perfect name to be up in lights on the marquee than Masturbatin' Pete?

And of course dress includes the man beret and black turtlenecks.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:12 AM (0tfLf)

225 "After 28 years, I finally found my wife's g spot. Her sister had it, all this time.'


...always in the last place you look for it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:12 AM (i/+aM)

226 The Church was afraid of losing their biggest congregation. South America. That's why they made the Marxist the pope.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:12 AM (MVpMt)

227 But does Pete have the requisite British accent?

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:12 AM (oMtOd)

228 Find My Wife's G-Spot

The cucks' favorite game show.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (3dsTO)

229 They are subjects.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (oMtOd)

Oh how vile an idea that is!

That one man can be subservient to another?

Thank God for The United States of America and its brilliant founders!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (wYseH)

230 I'm really not getting what Harry sees in this chick. She's older than him, 36 I think, so they have to start popping out kids immediately.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (9iLHi)

231 Prince Harry before the nuptials?

https://youtu.be/k43_MNmlUgU

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (5e6aE)

232 Thank God for The United States of America and its brilliant founders!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (wYseH)
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Amen to that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (oMtOd)

233 No, for a job like that, you really need Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)


Where's he been? I really miss that guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (ITfBP)

234 64 - The Angel is Carly Shimkus! What's not to love?

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 16, 2018 10:14 AM (m7LQK)

235 >>200




INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - The victim of a hit and run crash is speaking
out after the suspect was released from the Marion County jail.

Obviously a deplorable jaywalker and why do you hate brown people?


Posted by: GOP at May 16, 2018 10:14 AM (r9UYA)

236 No, for a job like that, you really need Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

Where's he been? I really miss that guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (ITfBP)

In his bunk?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:14 AM (MVpMt)

237 Thank God for The United States of America and its brilliant founders!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (wYseH)


Amen x1000

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (ITfBP)

238 However, needs moar Harp Twins.

Oh my!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (fuK7c)

239 Where's he been? I really miss that guy.
--

I like to think that whenever a moron says "I'll be in my bunk" Masturbatin Pete is there in spirit.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (mk7Bj)

240 76 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking

1. Legalize gambling
2. ????
3. Reduce violence and sex trafficking
__________________

Wow, why has no one else ever come up with this genius plan? It's sheer brilliance! Now all of the country can be as crime-free as Las Vegas!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (fqUgw)

241 People from Third World shitholes come here and
continue to drive like they're still in their Third World shitholes.
Especially in Miami.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:10 AM (3dsTO)

DC metro, they keep having to put up high fences near 3rd world enclaves. Apparently, when you're from a shithole in Guatemala or Somalia, you can't master crossing a 4 lane high way without winning a Darwin award. I'd say leave it alone, but it does mess up the grill.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (+xe3a)

242 Trying to imagine a modern-day War of the Roses with this bunch is kind of amusing.

Who's the Duke of York these days, anyway? Always had to watch out for the Duke of York. Or was it the Duke of Earl...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (3dsTO)

243 Where's he been? I really miss that guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (ITfBP)

In his bunk?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:14 AM (MVpMt)


Well played, sir.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (ITfBP)

244 229
They are subjects.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM (oMtOd)

Oh how vile an idea that is!

That one man can be subservient to another?

Thank God for The United States of America and its brilliant founders!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (wYseH)
Too bad their wisdom isn't taught nowadays.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 16, 2018 10:15 AM (jxbfJ)

245

Harpist: "That distortion pedal just doesn't quite sound the way I thought it would.

Maybe if I plug it in after the compressor it'll sound better..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (GdWl+)

246 The Dem's are stark raving mad. Watching Scott Pruitt Senate testimony. They've gone (more?) insane.

Are they interested in EPA policy. Nope. They want rake Pruitt over the coals because his motorcade may have used sirens in a non-emergency situation.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (G0vdT)

247 Is this one of those fancy to-dos where we have to snap our fingers for applause?
Posted by: Kris at May 16, 2018 09:54 AM


A simple request seems to work for me.

Posted by: Jeb! at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (ctuyM)

248 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (GdWl+)

I bet a harp would sound badass with a wah-wah pedal.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (3dsTO)

249 209 I'm happy this morning. After 28 years, I finally found my wife's g spot. Her sister had it, all this time.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 16, 2018 10:09 AM



Sounds like yet another moron gofundme site is needed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:17 AM (0tfLf)

250 230
I'm really not getting what Harry sees in this chick. She's older than
him, 36 I think, so they have to start popping out kids immediately.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (9iLHi)

ya know the thing Stormy Daniels only did ONCE on film?

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:17 AM (+xe3a)

251 I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.


Posted by: bluebell


Ya know what I wanna see ?

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2018 10:17 AM (eThYu)

252 Off with his head! So much for Gloucestershire.

Posted by: Things Skaespeare Didn't Actually Write (it's true) at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (3dsTO)

253 Carrying this over:

and where is willow ?

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2018 09:07 AM (bUjCl)
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willow got fed up with some of the infighting here a couple of weeks ago, and said goodbye.


Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping at May 16, 2018 09:08 AM (lwiT4)
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Did she say good-bye permanently or is she just taking a temporary hiatus?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

254 Andrew (The Queen's son, Fergie's exhusband and now roommate) is the Duke of York.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (+xe3a)

255 230
I'm really not getting what Harry sees in this chick. She's older than
him, 36 I think, so they have to start popping out kids immediately.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:13 AM (9iLHi)
ya know the thing Stormy Daniels only did ONCE on film?
Posted by: dagny
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Sounds as plausible as anything else...she like butt stuff...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (9iLHi)

256 246 The Dem's are stark raving mad. Watching Scott Pruitt Senate testimony. They've gone (more?) insane.

Are they interested in EPA policy. Nope. They want rake Pruitt over the coals because his motorcade may have used sirens in a non-emergency situation.
Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2018 10:16 AM (G0vdT)

Pruitt is reigning EPA in so that it is less an instrument of leftist control and revenge and more an agency concerned with the environment, and naturally that Will Not Do. Thus, he must be punished.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

257 "Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking



1. Legalize gambling

2. ????

3. Reduce violence and sex trafficking

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
I think step 2 is all the millionaires and economic prosperity creates.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (MxEKc)

258 I was one who LOVED Will and Kate's wedding. I always thought I would love watching Harry get married, but for some reason his whole wedding to Markle has really turned me off. I don't know if it's because "the friend" who set them up sounds like it could have been Michelle Obama, or that they said no word and let poor Alfie Evans be murdered by the NHS a few weeks ago, but now I can't even with the whole royal family.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (xU7mE)

259 "I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.


Posted by: bluebell "


I'm looking forward to it's pure white color.....

Oh wait, that's wouldn't' work.
Would it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (i/+aM)

260 Actual Q post dated 3 April:
[Pope] will be having a terrible May.
Those who backed him will be pushed into the LIGHT>
Dark to LIGHT.
TRUTH.
Q

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (m7LQK)

261 willow got fed up with some of the infighting here a couple of weeks ago, and said goodbye.

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After all these years, what could have possibly sent her over the edge?

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

262 Ya know what I wanna see ?
Posted by: JT at May 16, 2018 10:17 AM (eThYu)
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It's probably still buried in the dress-up box, somewhere in the attic.

Posted by: bluebell at May 16, 2018 10:20 AM (oMtOd)

263 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM (i/+aM)

I had none from the beginning, but then again I am not an 'ette, gay, or British - although I may have repeated myself there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 10:20 AM (hLRSq)

264 Sounds as plausible as anything else...she like butt stuff...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (9iLHi)

Hence Melinda Gates. Went to college with her. Kinky. Makes you look at Bill in a whole new way.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (+xe3a)

265 Awkward moment in the delivery room for Harry and Meghan.

Three billiard balls AND the baby pop out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (5e6aE)

266 Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle City Council over the head tax. LOL Let the cannibalism begin.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)

267 However, needs moar Harp Twins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMcs4zPR-gg


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2018 10:07 AM (p+Wdc)
**
Oh man, they're creepy and hot.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (xqfqx)

268 259
"I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.





Posted by: bluebell "





I'm looking forward to it's pure white color.....



Oh wait, that's wouldn't' work.

Would it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (i/+aM)


I am versed in over three million forms for protocol and etiquette......I got noting for the dresss color of a 36 year old ho bag marrying the son of a princess and her bodyguard.

Nope, just checked again. Nothin.

Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 10:22 AM (ymnmz)

269 Con Man Cory Booker Says Legal Gambling Can Somehow Reduce Violence and Sex Trafficking





1. Legalize gambling


2. ????


3. Reduce violence and sex trafficking


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"


Isn't that basically the Reason crowd's claim for legalization of everything?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:22 AM (6xUPC)

270 Head tax?

Haha-I'm exempt, suckas!

Posted by: The Headless Horseman at May 16, 2018 10:22 AM (3dsTO)

271 After all these years, what could have possibly sent her over the edge?

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (sX1BW)

I think someone was attacking her personally and repeatedly.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (+xe3a)

272

Sounds as plausible as anything else...she like butt stuff...


They're want their kids to be lawyers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (GdWl+)

273 Head tax?

Haha-I'm exempt, suckas!
Posted by: The Headless Horseman at May 16, 2018 10:22 AM (3dsTO)


It actually counts the other head.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)

274 Now he's gone too far! Pigg Boy is boycotting chocolate chip muffins.


David Hogg
@davidhogg111

Guess I'll be getting my chocolate chip muffins elsewhere from now on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)

275 >>270
Head tax?

I'm against this tax.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (r9UYA)

276 Hence Melinda Gates. Went to college with her. Kinky. Makes you look at Bill in a whole new way.
Posted by: dagny
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DO TELL!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (9iLHi)

277 My interest in the royal wedding could not be lower. I do w onder if NBC news will use that homo fruit loop from the Kentucky Derby to do commentary on the outfits or model some of them.

Think I will celebrate the wedding by reading about the American Revolution and taking the flintlock sniper rifle to the range.

Posted by: JTB at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (V+03K)

278 However, needs moar Harp Twins.

The upmarket version of the Popsicle Twins.


https://tinyurl.com/ybtanyyo

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)

279 I think someone was attacking her personally and repeatedly.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (+xe3a)

What idjit would attack willow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

280 It actually counts the other head.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)

Oh. Ummm...does choosing to live my life as a gay headless horseman help in any way?

Posted by: The Headless Horseman at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (3dsTO)

281 Joe: I like to think that whenever a moron says "I'll be in my bunk" Masturbatin Pete is there in spirit.

Um.. that's even more awkward than the ghosts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own risk at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (ek7rN)

282 At this rate David Hogg will boycott living and everyone will be happier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (5e6aE)

283 264 Sounds as plausible as anything else...she like butt stuff...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:18 AM (9iLHi)

Hence Melinda Gates. Went to college with her. Kinky. Makes you look at Bill in a whole new way.
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (+xe3a)

Kinky explains things, actually. She was a project manager on MS Bob when Bill met her so I don't think the attraction was her scintillating competence.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

284 266
Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle
City Council over the head tax. LOL Let the cannibalism begin.



Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)

I'm curious how they are able to pass a head tax on only some types of employers? Why is it good to nail the big guys and not all the employers. Is that not admitting that your tax is punitive and capricious?

Are taxes like that Constitutional?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (ymnmz)

285 The head wants what the head wants. Harry could have had his choice of any never divorced , beautiful British chick but he chooses a divorced , biracial , screwed up family , American b list actress. Too much inbreeding is my guess.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:25 AM (MVpMt)

286






I'm looking forward to it's pure white color.....





Oh wait, that's wouldn't' work.


Would it.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:19 AM (i/+aM)


"Except for the gloves"

https://youtu.be/QqDHVD8kT4Q

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:25 AM (6xUPC)

287 Who, besides me, has absolutely no further interest in Harry's and Sparkle Markle's impending nuptials?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 09:57 AM



Sigh. Mrs D will be getting up at 3AM to watch the spectacle. If I was clever, I'd take her up to Victoria this weekend and she could watch it from a room in the Grand Empress hotel and have tea.
Better yet, I'll buy her a ticket and stay here.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:25 AM (0tfLf)

288 What idjit would attack willow?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

Wish I remembered. I skimmed over it at the time. Noticed her getting pissed, but it was on my phone, not computer, so I didn't log in to bash the attacker. Wish I had.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:25 AM (+xe3a)

289 willow got fed up with some of the infighting here a couple of weeks ago, and said goodbye.

Oh, no. I like her.

Which reminds me I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

290 Oh man, they're creepy and hot.

-
Goth harp rock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

291 "Are taxes like that Constitutional?"

What's your point?

:MSM

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (i/+aM)

292 3 week 'till the Isle of Wight. Time to practice...

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (RuIsu)

293 AtC was here yesterday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (8jDbj)

294 >>Are taxes like that Constitutional?

Constitutional?

Posted by: Seattle at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (r9UYA)

295 The Royals?

When it comes to fancy dresses and hats, I'm a total girl and swoon BUT -

Eff them; I am an American.

And ever since they started killing sickly children and constraining said children's parents with the police state so they can protect their beloved NHS, they can REALLY go eff themselves.

Does this mean I must go into the barrel? 'Cause it'd be worth it over this.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (SGpFT)

296 Oh, no. I like her.

Which reminds me I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.
=========

She can't do internet at work - boss talked to her.

She was posting last night.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (vg8iE)

297
Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle City Council over the head tax. LOL Let the cannibalism begin.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)


Do the restroom hobos add to their tax bill?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (fGdwq)

298 JJ also had a link about how we should just retire the term liberal and call liberals, progressives and the left what they really are now: totalitarians. I agree.

These are not the wooly headed liberals I've known all my life. There were always some totalitarians on the left, but they were the far left wing (even in Reagan's day there were leftists calling for violence). Now the far left wing IS the Democrat party. They really do want us dead.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (+Tibp)

299 Hence Melinda Gates. Went to college with her. Kinky. Makes you look at Bill in a whole new way.


Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (+xe3a)


1) How do you know she was kinky?

2) I don't need the image of Bill Gates with nipple rings, leather pants, and a paddle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (6xUPC)

300 Kinky explains things, actually. She was a project
manager on MS Bob when Bill met her so I don't think the attraction was
her scintillating competence.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM (RD7QR



She wasn't dumb. Duke student, well above average, but lost at least one boyfriend because "too weird in the sack" etc.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (+xe3a)

301 2) I don't need the image of Bill Gates with nipple rings, leather pants, and a paddle.

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Picture Chuck Rhodes.

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (sX1BW)

302 Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle City Council over the head tax. LOL Let the cannibalism begin.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)

Speaking of head tax, instead of dinging employers $275 a head per employee, why not put a 25% city tax on the now-legal marijuana? They'd raise more money, and it would come from people more likely, on average, to be sympathetic to the "homeless".


And i wonder how many Seattle businesses are considering laying off all "employees" and taking on "contractors"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (WFV7d)

303 She can't do internet at work - boss talked to her.

Yikes. That's not good. Glad I work from home and do this on my non-work computer so I can't get busted.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (3dsTO)

304 Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle City Council over the head tax. LOL

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Slap fight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

305 2) I don't need the image of Bill Gates with nipple rings, leather pants, and a paddle.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (6xUPC)

Once you know, you can't stop seeing it.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (+xe3a)

306 The head wants what the head wants. Harry could have
had his choice of any never divorced , beautiful British chick but he
chooses a divorced , biracial , screwed up family , American b list
actress. Too much inbreeding is my guess.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:25 AM (MVpMt)



And her stick-like calves are just so weird-looking, I can't even.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (jjaLl)

307 JJ also had a link about how we should just retire the term liberal and call liberals, progressives and the left what they really are now: totalitarians.
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Lefist....that's what they are and what I call them...LEFIST!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (9iLHi)

308 She probably ties up Bill Gates in RS-232 cables.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (5e6aE)

309
I'm curious how they are able to pass a head tax on only some types of employers? Why is it good to nail the big guys and not all the employers. Is that not admitting that your tax is punitive and capricious?

Are taxes like that Constitutional?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:24 AM


If memory serves the tax begins for companies that gross over $48M a year. Everyone talks about Starbucks and Amazon, but there are a number of middle-range companies in Seattle. The tax is the tax...the city council believes it can do whatever it wants. (The vote was unanimous) It is capricious as hell.
I really hope that every business does a one-time deduction from every paycheck the week before the next election.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

310 Local commie news reporting: Starbucks is now waging war on the Seattle City Council over the head tax. LOL

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Slap fight!

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I can now drop in at Starbucks and use the bathroom without buying anything guilt free thought, correct?

Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

311 308
She probably ties up Bill Gates in RS-232 cables.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (5e6aE)

Oooo. Tell me more.

Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (ymnmz)

312 The upmarket version of the Popsicle Twins.


Well then!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (fuK7c)

313 230 I'm really not getting what Harry sees in this chick. She's older than him, 36 I think, so they have to start popping out kids immediately.
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I think it's her skin color. Or rather, her mother's skin color. Harry has always loved Africa, and he has always fancied himself to be a heroic, noble type. Marrying somebody who's half-black makes him feel virtuous -- much like white Obama voters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (fqUgw)

314 And whacks his buttocks with 640k RAM memory boards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (5e6aE)

315

She wasn't dumb. Duke student, well above average, but lost at least one boyfriend because "too weird in the sack" etc.

Soo, what're we talking about here? Farm animals? A Sawzall? An eggbeater?

You need to be a bit more specific.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (GdWl+)

316 She probably ties up Bill Gates in RS-232 cables.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

AppleTalk cables were nicer

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2018 10:31 AM (MS0+a)

317 Bill gets whipped with 144 count armored fiber.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 10:31 AM (8jDbj)

318 314
And whacks his buttocks with 640k RAM memory boards.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (5e6aE)


OOOO. Tell me about your USB port.

Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 10:31 AM (ymnmz)

319 <<308

She probably ties up Bill Gates in RS-232 cables.




Posted by: Anna Puma

I wish she'd use a blade server.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:32 AM (r9UYA)

320 Hey, did I mention that our local school district is doing the same de-criminalizing of student crimes in our schools as Broward was doing?

Just wanted to share that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (i/+aM)

321 She can't do internet at work - boss talked to her.

She was posting last night.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 10:27 AM (vg8iE)


Well, then I guess I won't be seeing her at all, since I don't post at night. That's a shame.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (kqsXK)

322 Considering that she runs in Hollywood circles, I would imagine that Ms. Markle is less impressed with his money and fame than a lot of other women would be.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (6xUPC)

323 I know because while my (now) husband and I were trying to break the record for how many times you can have sex in a day, his deserted roommate was doing Melinda. Poor guy avoids Windows figuring it'll kill him one day (that's a joke, btw. Don't explain to me how windows can't kill you, except through frustration.)

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (+xe3a)

324 308 She probably ties up Bill Gates in RS-232 cables.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:29 AM (5e6aE)

The logic probe! Use the logic probe!

Posted by: Bill Gates in the throes at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

325 someone in last thread said that Q posted that the Pope would not have a good month of May

He did. He also hinted that there's a reason the Schneiderman story hit about 2 weeks after they arrested that actress who was running a sex trafficking cult.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (ZGrMX)

326 *walks away from the thread whistling*

My work is done...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (5e6aE)

327 Shame that she was a Thalidomide baby with those shortened arms.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (QLvwG)

328 This is probably engineer joke territory but I can't get past the fact that her music holder, seems all wrong. It is surely no good having to turn so far from the instrument to look at the music.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (84F5k)

329 Progressive = Socialist = Communist. Death merchants all.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (RuIsu)

330

EM ROMANESCO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 16, 2018 10:34 AM (mPeei)

331 <<The logic probe! Use the logic probe!

Does she use Y2K lube first?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (r9UYA)

332 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:30 AM (fqUgw)

Yup, like a big F U to his family tree, not that anyone cares.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (+xe3a)

333 " I know because while my (now) husband and I were trying to break the record for how many times you can have sex in a day, his deserted roommate was doing Melinda."

Possibly the best combination of "Go on..." and "TMI" in the same sentence that I have ever seen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (i/+aM)

334 Poor guy avoids Windows figuring it'll kill him one day (that's a joke, btw. Don't explain to me how windows can't kill you, except through frustration.)


Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM



A couple of Billy's body guards and former seal team 6 dudes show up and throw him out of one...from the 12th floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (0tfLf)

335 ya know the thing Stormy Daniels only did ONCE on film?
Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:17 AM (+xe3a)


You mean normal sexual intercourse?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (ITfBP)

336 Considering that she runs in Hollywood circles, I would imagine that Ms. Markle is less impressed with his money and fame than a lot of other women would be.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (6xUPC)

More bennies than money. I think he gets an allowance from the Queen.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (MVpMt)

337 @302

This is marxism in action.

The state thinks it can impose anything it wants without a reaction from those so imposed.

This will lead to the following...

Relocation of businesses.
Downsizing
Automation
Shenanigans to avoid paying the tax

The fatal and fundemental flaw in marxism is that it simply does not take the ways in which humans actually behave.

It's like the soda tax in Philly, after they imposed the tax they were stupefied that they raised only a fraction of what they thought they would as people simply shopped around the tax.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 16, 2018 10:36 AM (2JcMg)

338 I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

Look down.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)

339 "You mean normal sexual intercourse?"

Sex without the exchange of money, or other forms of payment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (i/+aM)

340 In order to effectively practice the harp, you must wear a feather in your hat that is bigger than your head.

Posted by: Harp Teachers USA at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (yODqO)

341 She spent about an hour getting dressed up for harp practice. The hair feather alone must have required a specialist in hair feather placement!

Lovely paintwork though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (LISuA)

342 The wedding reminds me of the great Frank Drebin addressing the press about the upcoming visit from the Queen.

"...And no matter how silly we think the idea of having a queen is...."

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (+Tibp)

343 It's like the soda tax in Philly, after they imposed the tax they were stupefied that they raised only a fraction of what they thought they would as people simply shopped around the tax.
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Hey, they spent that money before it was collected!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (9iLHi)

344 I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

Look down.



Hey! My eyes are down here.

Posted by: AtC's face at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

345 Considering that she runs in Hollywood circles, I would imagine that Ms. Markle is less impressed with his money and fame than a lot of other women would be.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (6xUPC)

Well, it's perfect gig for an aging-out B-list actress. She will never lack an creature comfort, and she will get automatic adoration from the press and the plebes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (WFV7d)

346 320 Hey, did I mention that our local school district is doing the same de-criminalizing of student crimes in our schools as Broward was doing?

Just wanted to share that.
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A lot of districts have been doing it. Gets them extra federal $$$.

So what if it's blatantly racist and dangerous and unfair?

Slavery!!! Reparations!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:38 AM (fqUgw)

347 A busy morning here, coming into the HQ late, and the current comments have to do with Nerd Sex Lives.


Mercy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2018 10:38 AM (tVWQB)

348 Old LaughIn episodes had the Farkle Family and the tongue-twisters they invented for everyone were pretty funny. Sparkle Farkle Markle would fit right in.

I do wonder how they will resolve the titles issue: will Harry become a duke and outrank his uncle, who is only an earl, I guess until Prince Philip dies when he is supposed to be Duke of Edinburgh. That kind of arcana can be fun.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (MIKMs)

349 " and the current comments have to do with Nerd Sex Lives. "

We are becoming The Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (i/+aM)

350 I've been at work since 6:25 this morning, it's just about lunch time for me.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (9iLHi)

351 I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

Look down.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)


Death wish much? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (9Om/r)

352 I haven't seen AtC around lately, either.
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Look down.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)
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haha!

Sadly, she's probably distraught over having to watch the Indians bullpen screw up game after game. I know I am.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (LISuA)

353 347 A busy morning here, coming into the HQ late, and the current comments have to do with Nerd Sex Lives.


Mercy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 16, 2018 10:38 AM (tVWQB)

[Shrugs] Nerds have sex too, it's just that most of it is mental. Well, 80 percent. Would you believe 90?

Posted by: Bill Gates in the throes at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

354 Establishment Republican Brad Little Beats Raul Labrador for Republican Governor Primary in Idaho -BB


Fuck.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)

355 Wow. That's...very rouge-y.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (oyCqX)

356 336 Considering that she runs in Hollywood circles, I would imagine that Ms. Markle is less impressed with his money and fame than a lot of other women would be.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (6xUPC)


I never heard of her before the engagement, I think she did some Hallmark movies? D-list isn't exactly rolling in it.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (xU7mE)

357
More bennies than money. I think he gets an allowance from the Queen.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 10:35 AM (MVpMt)


True, but the nevertheless, she's a successful actress with a popular television show that could likely find someone in Hollywood to marry if she wanted security. And Harry is likely used to women who were starry-eyed at the thought of dating a prince.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (6xUPC)

358 She was a project manager on MS Bob when Bill met her so I don't think the attraction was her scintillating competence.

A surprising number of Microsoft PMs are relatively attractive women with nice boobs. Compared with the average female developer there, they're practically supermodels.

Don't get me wrong, most of them are very competent, it's just an interesting fact.

For balance I'll note that plenty of the guys are 3s tops.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 10:40 AM (iv0p7)

359 Lol had no idea she was on a popular tv show... I only watch hgtv and hallmark channel. Carry on

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 16, 2018 10:41 AM (xU7mE)

360 This will lead to the following...

Relocation of businesses.
Downsizing
Automation
Shenanigans to avoid paying the tax



Add to that a dramatic reduction in services. Seeing it already.

Bellevue is across the lake from Seattle. They have been generally conservative for many years. It is a far cleaner and more upscale city than Seattle. It smells better and no needles laying in the street.
The best thing they could do right now is pass a tax break for businesses fleeing Seattle. It would be awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:41 AM (0tfLf)

361 And i wonder how many Seattle businesses are considering laying off all "employees" and taking on "contractors"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:28 AM (WFV7d)


Down here they're called "temps" and it's a great way to avoid paying employee benefits. Naturally there are laws about how long you can have someone working for you and still call him a "temp", but it can go on for years.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:41 AM (ITfBP)

362 " I only watch hgtv and ...."

Shiplap!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:41 AM (i/+aM)

363 I do wonder how they will resolve the titles issue: will Harry become a duke and outrank his uncle, who is only an earl, I guess until Prince Philip dies when he is supposed to be Duke of Edinburgh. That kind of arcana can be fun.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (MIKMs)

Harry is already a Prince, and that's as high as he can go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:42 AM (WFV7d)

364 http://bit.ly/2rLIsfS
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The Hill News Site Withheld Mueller 'Bombshell' For Months; Shielding the Special Counsel, FBI & Hillary from Congressional Investigation -True Pundit

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (y3aQB)

365 Hmmm, will they bestow the title "princess" on markle? They don't have to. After all Camilla is just a Duchess.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)

366 @354

That's because they did the ol split the votes 3 ways as 3 candidates were vying for the seat.

And the GOPe spent big time on the establishemnt guy.

It sucks but not unexpected.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (2JcMg)

367 >>The best thing they could do right now is pass a tax break for businesses fleeing Seattle. It would be awesome!!!

UF supports this idea.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

368 LOL !

God bless ya Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (eThYu)

369 So yesterday, I was talking to a local friend about the Seattle tax move, and Baltimore's homeless situation.

She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.

To Seattle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (i/+aM)

370 348 Old LaughIn episodes had the Farkle Family and the tongue-twisters they invented for everyone were pretty funny. Sparkle Farkle Markle would fit right in.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (MIKMs)


I liked the twins, Simon and Garfarkle.

And the family's friend, Ferd Burfl.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:44 AM (ITfBP)

371 After all Camilla is just a Duchess.
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And I'm her tampon.

Posted by: Charles at May 16, 2018 10:44 AM (vg8iE)

372 I do wonder how they will resolve the titles issue: will Harry become a
duke and outrank his uncle, who is only an earl, I guess until Prince
Philip dies when he is supposed to be Duke of Edinburgh.
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He'd be a lot happier in life if his title was "Hey you, buster! Put your shoulder into it!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:44 AM (LISuA)

373 http://bit.ly/2KpOSIc
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Nunes thinks Trump campaign might have been set up, predicts embarrassing outcome for FBI and DOJ Conservative News Today

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 10:44 AM (y3aQB)

374 I'd pitch in for bus tickets from Austin to Seattle.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:45 AM (9iLHi)

375 Edward is only an earl because he was #3 in line when the line was males first. He refused titles for his children, btw. Harry won't be Duke of York, that will go to new Prince Louis. Duke of Edinburgh is a substantive title (ceremonial) and isn't inherited so may pass away until it's needed again. Harry will pretty much be ignored now that William and Kate have secured the line.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:45 AM (+xe3a)

376 Speaking of the missing, where is Jane?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:45 AM (LISuA)

377 369 So yesterday, I was talking to a local friend about the Seattle tax move, and Baltimore's homeless situation.

She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.

To Seattle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM



This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (0tfLf)

378 Harp is pretty. I love the beginning of "Wouldn't It Be Nice". I can play that little intro on the piano, but it's not as good.

Posted by: Chris M at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (eAZVt)

379 Hey, did I mention that our local school district is
doing the same de-criminalizing of student crimes in our schools as
Broward was doing?



Just wanted to share that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:33 AM (i/+aM)

Baltimore County?

Posted by: Timon at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (NTM5E)

380 Its ironic that Harry's great great uncle abdicated the throne to marry an American divorcee... oh how the time have changed! He was born too soon. (Yes I realize harry will never be King, but it's still ironic)

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (xU7mE)

381 She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.
To Seattle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (i/+aM)


It would be hilarious if some conservatives gained control of the government of a large Eastern city and actually did that. I can just hear the press conference:

"We have solved the homeless problem in our city -- they're in Seattle now."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (ITfBP)

382 Hmmm, will they bestow the title "princess" on markle? They don't have to. After all Camilla is just a Duchess.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (9iLHi)

I doubt she will be given a title at all. And Camilla was a Duchess in her own right, wasn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (WFV7d)

383 @373

Might have been set up?

Way to go out on a limb there Devin.

I know Devin is the absolute whitest of white hats but come on man you know damn well this whole entire thing was an Op and an attempted Coup D'etat.

Speak it!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 16, 2018 10:47 AM (2JcMg)

384 "Baltimore County?"

Why yes.


We need to get together.

Interesting meeting with a school Board member recently.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:47 AM (i/+aM)

385 I don't think she'll get "princess." She's neither royal born nor the mother of a future queen or king.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (+xe3a)

386 This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.
Posted by: Diogenes



Pretty high bar to beat out LA.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (RkYsP)

387
It would be hilarious if some conservatives gained control of the government of a large Eastern city and actually did that. I can just hear the press conference:

"We have solved the homeless problem in our city -- they're in Seattle now."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (ITfBP)

They could use the meme from Spongebob when explaining it. "Take the homeless people..., and put them somewhere else"

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (mk7Bj)

388 Down here they're called "temps" and it's a great way to avoid paying employee benefits. Naturally there are laws about how long you can have someone working for you and still call him a "temp", but it can go on for years.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine


It also used to be a good way to work your way into a permanent gig--if you kicked ass, you could talk an outfit to buying out your temp contract and bring you on full time. Unfortunately, that's been getting pretty systematically disincentivized over the past decade or so...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (AM1GF)

389
It would be hilarious if some conservatives gained control of the government of a large Eastern city and actually did that. I can just hear the press conference:

"We have solved the homeless problem in our city -- they're in Seattle now."


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM



A spin on what the Bhagwhan Rashneesh did in antelope Oregon. Only he set out to import them the win the vote.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

390 To paraphrase Tyler Brock: It's been a long time since the likes of me had to kowtow to a poxy title first gibt to a king's whore or a king's bastard or won with a knife in a king's back.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (QQ+il)

391 It would be hilarious if some conservatives gained control of the government of a large Eastern city and actually did that.
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See "Giuliani, Rudy"

Miami and San Francisco were the preferred destinations in those days, and it was great for NYC!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (LISuA)

392 Timon...


I'll shoot you an e-mail shortly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (i/+aM)

393 This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.

Posted by: Diogenes

Pretty high bar to beat out LA.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM


hold my beer...

Posted by: Seattle at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (ZQfW9)

394 371 After all Camilla is just a Duchess.
==========

That's just a title she uses. She is technically the Princess of Wales, although she doesn't use that title because the royals are afraid it would piss off the public by recalling memories of Diana, the last woman to use the title.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (fqUgw)

395 377
369 So yesterday, I was talking to a local friend about the Seattle tax move, and Baltimore's homeless situation.



She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.



To Seattle.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM





This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's
Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit
hole on the west coast.



Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (0tfLf)


They never learn.
You get less of what you tax and more of what you subsidize. Towns like Baltimore would be fools to not buy bus tickets for the homeless.

Posted by: C3PO at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (ymnmz)

396 This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (0tfLf)

Challenge accepted

Posted by: Eugene, Oregon at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (7HtZB)

397 sock off.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (ymnmz)

398 I live in an interesting area of Austin. Turns out some of my neighbors are running for political offices and already have lots of influence, one at the local level and one at the state level. One is a leftist and the other is a conservative.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (9iLHi)

399 And Camilla was a Duchess in her own right, wasn't she?


God no.

Her grandfather was a baron, that's it.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (+xe3a)

400 She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.
To Seattle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:43 AM (i/+aM)



I like this idea. What's that? What do you mean by 'Trail of Tears?'

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (QLvwG)

401 In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.
Posted by: Diogenes



Pretty high bar to beat out LA.

-
Or Frisco.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)

402 Its ironic that Harry's great great uncle abdicated the throne to marry an American divorcee... oh how the time have changed! He was born too soon. (Yes I realize harry will never be King, but it's still ironic)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne

Didn't we fight a war so I didn't have to give a damn about royalty?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)

403 386 This is yet another bit of fallout from the stupidity of Seattle's Socialist City Council. In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.
Posted by: Diogenes

Pretty high bar to beat out LA.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM



They are the 12. I have confidence they will achieve even these incredibly low expectations.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)

404 "Princess" is taken. I have two daughters and they shall inherit everything. All $0.27 is theirs, except for what they grant their brother.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (LISuA)

405 "Pretty high bar to beat out LA.

-
Or Frisco."

Or a Starbucks bathroom.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (i/+aM)

406 She was taken aback when I suggested that we provide bus tickets for Baltimore's homeless.

To Seattle.


When I was at University there was a homeless guy who lived in our laundry room. I don't know if he slept there or anything, but if you went to the laundry room at pretty much any waking hour he was there.

My Elder's Quorum leader (LDS guy's group church leader) had several conversations with the guy. Homeless guy probably spun him a yarn, but anyways EQ leader took it upon himself to get him a bus ticket to a town near family, got him a provisional job, a place to stay, all that jazz.

A couple months later, homeless dude was right back in our laundry room.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 10:51 AM (iv0p7)

407 Camilla was a Duchess in her own right, wasn't she?

More of a Great Dane/Boxer mix, I would think.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 16, 2018 10:51 AM (xBSm0)

408 >>>Its ironic that Harry's great great uncle abdicated the throne to marry an American divorcee... oh how the time have changed! He was born too soon. (Yes I realize harry will never be King, but it's still ironic)


But then we would have been robbed of that stuttering King George.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 10:52 AM (/tuJf)

409 385
I don't think she'll get "princess." She's neither royal born nor the mother of a future queen or king.


Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (+xe3a)


Have they checked the Wakandan Registry?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz)

410 A spin on what the Bhagwhan Rashneesh did in antelope Oregon. Only he set out to import them the win the vote.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (0tfLf)


Interestingly enough, that was exactly what I had in mind while I was writing my comment.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 10:53 AM (ITfBP)

411 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA
What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?

Not only that. The Brits live free from fear of military-style assault weapons on the street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

412 Well, you can get away with shit when you aren't going to be king. I expect this "old american divorced sketchy actress" schtick would have gotten more pushback if William hadn't already reproduced quite a bit.

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:53 AM (+xe3a)

413 Mornin. Harpist sharpening up some dirges for McStain's final sendoff

Posted by: BluesFish at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (83K4U)

414 Didn't we fight a war so I didn't have to give a damn about royalty?
_____________________

We don't have to care about it, but we can still find it amusing. And watching Harry marry into this dysfunctional bunch of American nutjobs is pretty darn funny.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (fqUgw)

415 In two years Seattle will be the biggest shit hole on the west coast.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:46 AM (0tfLf)

Not a chance.

Posted by: San Francisco at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (wYseH)

416 What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?


That really does say it all about the left.

"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (QQ+il)

417
I'll shoot you an e-mail shortly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:49 AM (i/+aM)

Sounds good. Is that fossil Ruppersberger running again?

Posted by: Timon at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (NTM5E)

418 >>>>Well, you can get away with shit when you aren't
going to be king. I expect this "old american divorced sketchy actress"
schtick would have gotten more pushback if William hadn't already
reproduced quite a bit.



Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 10:53 AM
.
.
.I expect he was told to do what he wanted to do when kid #3 was on the way.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (+Dllb)

419 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA
What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?

Not only that. The Brits live free from fear of military-style assault weapons on the street.
---------
Or knives and potato peelers, don't forget that...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (9iLHi)

420 413
Mornin. Harpist sharpening up some dirges for McStain's final sendoff


Posted by: BluesFish at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (83K4U)
Stop teasing.

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (a0IVu)

421 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA
What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?


Put up or shut up.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (RkYsP)

422 Interesting meeting with a school Board member recently.

Any chance the county will do less stupid things now that Kamenetz is out?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

423 A spin on what the Bhagwhan Rashneesh did in antelope Oregon. Only he set out to import them the win the vote.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2018 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

Rajneesh...you don't have to put on that red dress....

Posted by: Sting and The Police at May 16, 2018 10:56 AM (wYseH)

424 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA

-
I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)

425 We don't have to care about it, but we can still find it amusing. And watching Harry marry into this dysfunctional bunch of American nutjobs is pretty darn funny.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (RkYsP)

426 But then we would have been robbed of that stuttering King George.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2018 10:52 AM (/tuJf)


I loved him in "bridget jones' diary"

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (xU7mE)

427 Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (QQ+il)
=========================

THIS

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (LISuA)

428 I expect he was told to do what he wanted to do when kid #3 was on the way.
_____________________

I read somewhere that only the top 6 in line need the queen's permission to marry. So if William and Kate pop out one more kid, Harry falls back to #7 and can marry as he pleases.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (fqUgw)

429 "Is that fossil Ruppersberger running again?"


Yup.

This is his opponent.

She is impressive in real life.

VERY impressive.

http://tinyurl.com/ydengyyv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (i/+aM)

430 It really is time to liquidate the U.K. Royals. The ones in KC can stay.
Have a Going Out of Bidness sale. Huge markdowns.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (RuIsu)

431 Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?
------
Actually, he may be better off if he did...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (9iLHi)

432 Painter is the naked face of the Never Trumpers - on the exact same level as men like Soros and Steyer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (k1TUh)

433 Alabama see what you get for believing lies
Red-state Democratic Sen. Doug Jones (Ala.) said Tuesday that he will oppose CIA Deputy Director Gina Haspels nomination to lead the spy agency.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (JFO2v)

434 Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?
_________________

Sort of, but without the money or the looks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (fqUgw)

435 We don't have to care about it, but we can still find it amusing. And watching Harry marry into this dysfunctional bunch of American nutjobs is pretty darn funny.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Harry is marrying a Kennedy?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)

436 What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?

---

Yeah Rich, I also disliked Obama, but at a certain point you just have to let these things go.

Also, I don't seem to remember the founding fathers talking much about universal healthcare in the Declaration of Independence, the constitution or federalist papers. Perhaps you can point me in the tight direction?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 16, 2018 10:59 AM (mk7Bj)

437 Harry is marrying a Kennedy?
------
I kinda like 'ole Harry and wouldn't wish that upon him.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:00 AM (9iLHi)

438 Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British
Crown get single payer health care and university education at a
fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?
=====
I'm waiting on the Powerline guys to report. His attempt to take down Dershowitz was sad.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 11:00 AM (MIKMs)

439 That really does say it all about the left.



"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of
servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from
us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and
lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and
may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 10:54 AM (QQ+il)


But they just... won't... fucking.... go.... away, will they?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:00 AM (9Om/r)

440 It's a man, baby.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:00 AM (9De+S)

441 Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?
_________________

Sort of, but without the money or the looks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

I find none of the Kardashians that attractive






























Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

442 It also used to be a good way to work your way into a permanent gig--if you kicked ass, you could talk an outfit to buying out your temp contract and bring you on full time. Unfortunately, that's been getting pretty systematically disincentivized over the past decade or so...

Microsoft used to have more contractors than FTEs. Recruiters for contractor positions would sell you the dream of getting noticed and getting hired, but would tell you specifically and forcefully not to ask overtly to be "converted".

Maybe mid to late 90s you might have a shot, but I only knew a handful of FTEs out of thousands of people I met there that were contractors that converted after say 2001.

Amazon sells the dream directly. They put out positions that they explicitly call "contract to hire". Thing is, at the end of your contract, you still have to go through the same full interview loop they give to any random person off the street. There's no special consideration for the work you did as a contractor.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (iv0p7)

443 and Painter before now has claimed he was a "Republican" - but he really gives the game away when he reveals that what he really wants is Single Payer Health Care, just like Britain has, doesn't he?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (k1TUh)

444 She is impressive in real life.


VERY impressive.



http://tinyurl.com/ydengyyv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (i/+aM)
==================
Now on my kindle. Thank you for the link.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (LISuA)

445 "Any chance the county will do less stupid things now that Kamenetz is out"

With his unexpected death, it does sort of prevent any of his dealing in the future in a back door manner.

So we have that.

And there is a sense of voters getting tired of the same old same old.

So there is hope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:02 AM (i/+aM)

446 Meghan Markle is neither particularly attractive, nor particularly attractive for a woman thats far too old to be a princess, dutchess or Harvey Weinstein's potted plant. I means actress.

I wish I could muster some ridicule, but I just don't care. Maybe Harry is gay. Just don't care

And I won't care when we see the news reports of how unfair it is for Markle when the occupants of the former UK have their Islamic Revolution and butcher any Nobility that haven't escaped the New United Islamic Republic of Britton.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 16, 2018 11:02 AM (ajtCy)

447 What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?
========

Then move to fucking England.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (vg8iE)

448 Amazon sells the dream directly. They put out positions that they explicitly call "contract to hire". Thing is, at the end of your contract, you still have to go through the same full interview loop they give to any random person off the street. There's no special consideration for the work you did as a contractor.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (iv0p7)


That sucks. I've heard that Amazon is hell to work for. This is just another reason why.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (ITfBP)

449 But the Kardashians have those giant bubble butts you can rest your beer bottle open suitcase on.

It's all the rage, "THICC."

Posted by: dagny at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (+xe3a)

450 "I find none of the Kardashians that attractive "

Have you seen Sparkle Markle?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (i/+aM)

451 @RWPUSA
What was the point of the Revolution if subjects of the British Crown get single payer health care and university education at a fraction of what it costs us and we are stuck with a President guilty of treason, bribery and other crimes, and a Congress unwilling to get rid of him?


Put up or shut up.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 10:55 AM (RkYsP)

Yeah, we were frustrated that "Impeachment is off the Table" was the constant refrain after all the treasonous shit that King Amyl Nitrate pulled, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (9De+S)

452 King Ralph > King George

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (QLvwG)

453 Harry is making a stupid mistake; it's not going to last beyong 5 years, I reckon.

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

454 Yup.



This is his opponent.



She is impressive in real life.



VERY impressive.



http://tinyurl.com/ydengyyv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (i/+aM)
I saw that in the earlier link. Unfortunately we live in this gerrymandered POS district.

Posted by: Timon at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (NTM5E)

455 Didn't we fight a war so I didn't have to give a damn about royalty?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)

Many chicks dig this stuff* so while you do not *have* to care, they *may* care.

*No, you are not permitted to ask why.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (hLRSq)

456 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

457 Have you seen Sparkle Markle?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Couple pictures she's ok.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

458 I do wonder how they will resolve the titles issue: will Harry become a duke and outrank his uncle, who is only an earl, I guess until Prince Philip dies when he is supposed to be Duke of Edinburgh. That kind of arcana can be fun.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 10:39 AM (MIKMs)

Harry is already a Prince, and that's as high as he can go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2018 10:42 AM (WFV7d)

Watched a pretty straight forward documentary yesterday about Harry. He decided in his late teens that he needed to go do something meaningful , out of the royal constraints as much as possible, so he chose to go to Sandhurst to serve in the military. He was assigned to go to Afghanistan with his unit , which he desperately wanted to do, until it was outed by the media and a bounty was put on his head by the Taliban. He was removed from his unit, and was chafing to go with it, so a pact was made with the media that if Harry went to Afghanistan, they would keep it quiet until he was home. They managed to not report it for something like a year. He served on the front lines, there was footage of him loading and shooting the big guns with his team, eating goat stew during a holiday meal, etc. He was called Lt,? Wales as a code name. He was interviewed at one point in country , said he hadn't had a shower for a week, and it was great, etc.

Finally the media spilled the beans and it was determined he could be a liablilty to his unit, so he came home and that is when he learned to fly Apache helicopters, which he was excellent at.
He served full time for ten years.

I think he deserves a lot of credit for that and has given me a different perspective on him personally.

He and his brother and sister in law have started a charity to help individual soldiers who come home with PtSD, which he saw first hand while active duty. He also has admitted that he sought therapy for two years recently to deal with his mother's death, which he said for twenty years he kept ignoring until the pent up anger from it caused him to start losing it on people and he was afraid of he might become physical with it.
He tried boxing to deal with the anger, but it wasn't until he was treated that he actually started to come through with it.

As far as Markle, I think the Queen knows that arranging marriages for the royals is a disaster. Her daughter divorced, her son divorced after having an affair with who he really wanted to marry, her other son divorced after marrying a pre approved Brit through the peerage.
Might as well let them choose their own disasters.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (evDmp)

459 456 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

He woke up this morning.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (7n4KQ)

460
What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

He breathes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (9Om/r)

461 The Dems in my district narrowly picked a Prog goon in the primary.

The other guy running had the seat before getting booted by a GOPe named Don Bacon.

I'd never even heard of this chick but she's checking all the right Bernie bot boxes: Gun control, free college, Envirowhacko, higher minimum wage, Muh Medicare for all, etc.

Now it's conservative here but we're the big city and it's tricky due to vibrancy. Still if I had to guess this lady is a bridge too far for many here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (4ErVI)

462 456
What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)
Well, he ran for president and succeeded for one and he is undoing their beloved Obama's rubbish EO's.

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (a0IVu)

463 Harry is making a stupid mistake; it's not going to last beyong 5 years, I reckon.

Posted by: IC


I'll bet it won't make 3, but what do I care? Just another reality show.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (AM1GF)

464 and Painter before now has claimed he was a "Republican" - but he really
gives the game away when he reveals that what he really wants is Single
Payer Health Care, just like Britain has, doesn't he?
=====

Running in MN, the only socialist state of the 50.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (MIKMs)

465 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:05 AM (7uYFy)

466 http://bit.ly/2KuILSW
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John Brennan's 'Exceptionally Sensitive' IssueThe American Spectator
+++++
John Abdul Lenin Brennan

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (y3aQB)

467 443 and Painter before now has claimed he was a "Republican" - but he really gives the game away when he reveals that what he really wants is Single Payer Health Care, just like Britain has, doesn't he?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2018 11:01 AM (k1TUh)

When you're running to be one of the Anointed in the Senate, that "Using FedGov to Kill the Hoi Polloi" is just too intoxicating to most folks.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (9De+S)

468 " Unfortunately we live in this gerrymandered POS district. "

That's OK.

We still need to focus on the School Board.

And the primary is where all the action is gonna take place.

And most people are totally unaware of who's who in the zoo in that regard.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (i/+aM)

469 I only want to see the bride's dress. I'm shallow that way.
Posted by: bluebell


You're not that shallow. We know you want to see the bride's shoes, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (ctuyM)

470 Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?
------
Actually, he may be better off if he did...

-
Maybe Kanye could talk some sense into him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

471 456 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

Not be King "Amyl Nitrate" Barry.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (9De+S)

472 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA

-
I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 10:57 AM (+y/Ru

More projection than an Ebola patient on a rocket ship watching an 8mm movie of the Exorcist while doing geometry calculations.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (MVpMt)

473 Many chicks dig this stuff* so while you do not *have* to care, they *may* care.

*No, you are not permitted to ask why.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet!

Lol oh I know my wife and daughter are planning a viewing party. I told them to at least be quite I'll be sleeping

Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

474 456 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)

A number of heinous Thoughtcrimes.

Posted by: The Left at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (bvAmh)

475 >> Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA

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I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent.
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Yikes.
If you can't appreciate what the US gained in separating from the British --- and that it has nothing to do with "I can haz muh free stuff now!?!" --- please don't bother running for office.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (W+vEI)

476 Maybe Kanye could talk some sense into him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 16, 2018 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Heh. Seriously.

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

477 What a harpy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (3c1uO)

478 Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from?
Posted by: JoeF.


Bribery? I'd bet they consider paying Stormy Daniels a "bribe".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (RkYsP)

479 Homelessness is largely a mental health problem and a substance abuse problem. We used to have places for the mentally ill, if we still had real places for these people other than prisons or jail they would not have to live on the streets or in prison. Are the streets or prison more humane than mental hospitals...? To the rest of society? If you are an addict or mentally Ill don't you deserve some sort of treatment and care? Instead we put people "outback" like an unwanted pet. Bring back asylums. We need them.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 16, 2018 11:08 AM (0OmEj)

480 nood

Posted by: IC at May 16, 2018 11:08 AM (a0IVu)

481 >>>456 What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 11:04 AM (9iLHi)
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IT WAS HILLARY'S TURN!!!!

Posted by: SJW REEEEEpository of Grievances at May 16, 2018 11:09 AM (ajtCy)

482 Richard W. Painter
@RWPUSA

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I should've mentioned. He's a senatorial candidate from Minnesota running as an independent.


If Texas ever secedes, we'll take everything north to Canada, except for Minnesota.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:09 AM (RkYsP)

483 Abdul Lenin. Well shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2018 11:09 AM (8jDbj)

484 In December 2016, Painter replaced David Brock as vice-chairman of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW).[2][12] He has been a member of the American Law Institute since 2014.[8] As of May 2017, he is the S. Walter Richey Professor of Corporate Law at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.[10][2]
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Only think you need to know about DICK Painter

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 16, 2018 11:10 AM (y3aQB)

485 >>What has Trump done that is consider treason to the left????


It's a parallel universe, with its own vernacular/definitions for words. Their definition of treason does not match ours, no doubt.

My guess would be "stealing the election," "destroying the planet" by pulling out of the Paris Accords, or possibly starting WWIII by pulling out of the Iran deal?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)

486 IIRC., Prince Harry also hit a ball out of Yankee Stadium when he took batting practice with the team as part of an official state visit a few years ago. Impressive since he probably never swung a baseball bat before. The first baseman at the time, Mark Texiera, said the prince was "a natural."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (7uYFy)

487 Yeah. And "bribery." Where do they get this shit from?
Posted by: JoeF.


Bribery? I'd bet they consider paying Stormy Daniels a "bribe".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (RkYsP)

Perhaps that emolument clause thing with the hotel in Indonesia and the amusement park next to it that is supposed to be built by a Chinese company?

It is hard to keep the Left's fever-dreams straight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:11 AM (hLRSq)

488 Lol oh I know my wife and daughter are planning a viewing party. I told them to at least be quite I'll be sleeping
Posted by: wrg500 at May 16, 2018 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

For all of being a "woke company" Disney makes a lot of money off of the whole princess thing, enough that they are willing to ignore "woke" for that pile of cash.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 16, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

489 She is impressive in real life.

VERY impressive.

http://tinyurl.com/ydengyyv


I'd love to vote for her, but I'm in District 1 with Rep. Andy Harris (97% from Heritage) now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (ZGrMX)

490 Sparkle Plenty > Sparkle Markle

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 16, 2018 11:13 AM (QQ+il)

491 >>>431 Harry is marrying into the Kardashians?
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Actually, he may be better off if he did...
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 16, 2018 10:58 AM (9iLHi)
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The tall wide eyed one hasn't released sex tapes, been caught banging multiple rappers underaged, been married to multiple drug addicts, or gotten knocked up by her body guard.

And she's prettier, richer, and younger than Markle.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 16, 2018 11:18 AM (ajtCy)

492 (486) Ever watched "Cricket"? Still pretty impressive.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (RuIsu)

493 I'm not sure what to think about the painting. She is hot but at the age where I feel like a perv for thinking that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 16, 2018 11:20 AM (aljs9)

494 It's kinda weird watching leftists screaming about treason. Traitors to the revolution more like.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 16, 2018 11:25 AM (L3rL9)

495 147
Politicians never want to legalize gambling or marijuana. They want to regulate it, tax it, and control it.



Posted by: SH at May 16, 2018 09:52 AM (sX1BW)



Same for all "vices".



Hell - homebrewing for personal consumption wasn't even legal until Carter.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 16, 2018 09:56 AM (fiGNd)
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That wass the only thing that peanut farming, JOOO hating SOB ever did right. What is really absurd is that if you were to take that now legal homebrew and distill it. . . . . . .why that would cause the revenooers to come a lookin fer ya, because that would be illegal dontchaknow?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 16, 2018 11:48 AM (JNTt1)

496 Trump's comb-over and fake tan = Fraud. And collusion between the comb-over and fake tan.

Crossing state lines makes it a Federal crime.

Conspiracy between the comb-over and fake tan.

30 days in the hole.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2018 11:59 AM (RuIsu)

497 Looks like she isn't touching the ground. Likes she's floating...levitating.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 16, 2018 01:23 PM (+CASr)

498 I have to admit that I'm a sucker for these chocolate-box-pretty paintings. This is a new one to me. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: biancaneve at May 16, 2018 01:42 PM (A/iod)

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