Hillary Clinton, Drunk on Truthjuice: A Very Big Minority of the US Population Is Sexist About Women Seeking Power

Tell me again, NeverTrumpers, that we would have been better off with this lunatic obsessive and vindictive drunk in power.

During a sit-down in Australia, Hillary Clinton reflected on what may have been responsible for her defeat in the 2016 election.
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"There is still a very large proportion of the population that is uneasy with women in positions of leadership," Clinton said, "and so the easiest way to kind of avoid having to look at someone on her merits is to dismiss her on her looks."

The easiest way is actually to point out that such a candidate is a serial liar, perjurer, and grifter who created an "entirely new model of 'charity'" which chiefly consisted of bundling million+ donations with half-million plus personal speaking fees.

Gillard had told Clinton that she was referred to as a "witch" and mentioned how Clinton faced "lock her up" chants during the campaign.

Neither of those are about your looks. "Lock her up" was said because, see, you're an unapprehended serial criminal.

"Witch" does not reference your looks, because witches, in the popular conception, are skinny to the point of gauntness, not fat as a beertruck, like you are.

Also, witches can fly. You can barely elevate yourself on a staircase with two bodyguards/medial support staff helping to carry half of your weight.

So "witch" refers to your character, Chubs.

"There is this fear, there is this anger, even rage about women seeking power, women exercising power and people fall back on these attacks like you’re a witch or you should go to prison," Clinton continued. "It's not a majority, thank goodness, it's not, but it's a very vocal minority at least in my country. And sometimes these tropes are very much part of the press coverage."

Yes, I'm sure CNN called you ugly and fat routinely.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM

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1 Wow. Now I can say something pithy.

Posted by: yeah me at May 15, 2018 07:55 PM (Y3jmw)

2 Might as well Trump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at May 15, 2018 07:55 PM (YJzxn)

3 Gawd what a dispicable human being.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 07:55 PM (p8GFp)

4 I think her entire political career has just been a cover for the fact that she really has no idea at how to "bake cookies"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 15, 2018 07:56 PM (LWu6U)

5 Even more frightening is she's probably on pain meds after fracturing a lumbar in a tumble, tossing those back with vodka and "keeping level" on xanax.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (RHEDC)

6 "Women seeking power"

Sounds like something a witch would say. We so dodged a bullet. Holy shit she would have been the most evil person to ever be president. Far more evil than Obama. Although Obama is perhaps more destructive in his hatred for this country.

Posted by: Max Power at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (q177U)

7 Who's she going to blame when she tries to run again? I mean, she's already going after every group that would have possibly voted for her. She's a bitter old goat and the fact that she won't go away is frankly awesome.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (v30M8)

8 Name one merit or accomplishment you witch.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

9 Two words:

Margaret Thatcher.

There's a woman I was quite comfortable with in a position of world leadership.

One of the greatest conservative heroes of my day, and had she been eligible, I'd have voted for her for president without a second thought.

Posted by: MW at May 15, 2018 07:58 PM (wNx6K)

10 Can't anyone be a woman on any given day? Isn't gender a social construct? If HROTTEN wants to get elected, identity as a man.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 15, 2018 07:58 PM (zZ/qC)

11 "and so the easiest way to kind of avoid having to look at someone on her merits is to dismiss her on her looks."

I'm pretty sure that the very large population of those that didn't vote for you looked quite closely at your merits. They would have looked closer at your looks, but that tends to burn holes in people's retinas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 07:58 PM (9BLnV)

12 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 07:58 PM (qjyU5)

13 And the Dems wanted to give her the nuclear football. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 07:58 PM (p8GFp)

14 Wow. Now I can say something pithy.
Posted by: yeah me at May 15, 2018 07:55 PM (Y3jmw)

try "nood"

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (bUjCl)

15 I have no problem with a woman who wants to achieve a position of authority if she deserves it and has the creds.

But a fat criminal like Hillary deserves nothing but a dirt nap.

But first, I want to see her naked and verify she has nothing suitcased.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO)

16 Oh.

Hey.

Willowed, by 1 minute.

Off to read.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (eDmrZ)

17 You looked like a sack of potatoes on 9/11/17.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

18 I know it's not nice to wish some people would just go ahead and drop dead so I'm not going to suggest that some people should just go ahead and drop dead.

Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

19 Howdy, Horde. Enjoy your evening. Gotta get something done at work before I go see Mrs.Reno

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (2sCft)

20 Damn time flies . 9/11/16.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

21
But first, I want to see her naked

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO

I don't think even Bill Clinton has ever wanted to see that.

Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2018 08:01 PM (lphAE)

22 I did think Hillary did the right thing when she came to the defense of Sarah Palin.

I'll always remember that one act of class.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:01 PM (+lOpA)

23 Hey Hillary, someone might have spilt scotch in this ashtray!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:01 PM (6FqZa)

24 Hillary Clinton, Drunk on Truthjuice: A Very Big Minority of the US Population Is Sexist About Women Seeking Power

And we're not too crazy about them voting, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:02 PM (NbPPt)

25 But first, I want to see her naked

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO

Are we still talking about Hillary!?!?

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)

26 There is still a very large proportion of the population that is uneasy with women in positions of leadership

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Woman in position of leadership = woman parallel parking.

Way to go, Mrs President Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:02 PM (VgKNm)

27 But first, I want to see her naked

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO

Said no one, except possibly Stevie Wonder. And he'd be happy to see anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (NbPPt)

28 Pathetic. And what's even more pathetic are the people who sit and listen to her. If they were normal human beings they would walk out.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (N3JsI)

29 did think Hillary did the right thing when she came to the defense of Sarah Palin.

I'll always remember that one act of class.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:01 PM (+lOpA)

When did she do that? Palin wasn't adverse o playing the gender card either.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

30 The so-called right-wing Never-Trumpers are so far gone that they will never admit that they by default would have preferred Hillary, and all of the catastrophic events that would have ensued under a Hillary Clinton presidency.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (ucixH)

31 There is still a very large proportion of the population that is uneasy with women in positions of leadership

Wait - they're inventing new positions? Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (NbPPt)

32 I know it's not nice to wish some people would just go ahead and drop dead so I'm not going to suggest that some people should just go ahead and drop dead.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

You are too kind, f'd.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (eDmrZ)

33 An astounding amalgam of hubris, ego, paranoia, and narcissism. It's an ugly stew.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (FJXGr)

34 Hillary Clinton, Drunk on Truthjuice: A Very Big Minority of the US Population Is Sexist About Women Seeking Power

And we're not too crazy about them voting, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:02 PM (NbPPt)

Personally, I draw the line at them owning property, but that's just me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (n9EOP)

35 Not all witches are skinny. You try living in a gingerbread house with putting a few pounds on.

Posted by: just some witch at May 15, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

36 Oh geez, she will not shut up. Plenty of very able woman in power witch.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:04 PM (+DAWq)

37 She needs to be in the nut house. Over a year and a half after the election and she still can't fathom that it was her fault.

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2018 08:04 PM (a3OL0)

38 But first, I want to see her naked and verify she has nothing suitcased.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2018 07:59 PM (EoRCO)

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You do? I most assuredly do not. She has gotta look like a white kitchen can bag full of wet oatmeal. Good God.

Good on you for taking a huge one for the team though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:04 PM (+9Tca)

39

Can you imagine her running again...and winning?
She would go on a massive revenge spree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 08:05 PM (IqV8l)

40 Laying back and lighting a cigarette at the heavily armed redoubt and considering,so that is how it is done.

Posted by: yeah me at May 15, 2018 08:05 PM (Y3jmw)

41 Hillary has Fankles.

Fat Cankles.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

42 She's hiding something in those pantsuits.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (+lOpA)

43 18 I know it's not nice to wish some people would just go ahead and drop dead so I'm not going to suggest that some people should just go ahead and drop dead.
Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

Take that back. I want to see Hillary blow up the Democrat primaries in 2019 when she realizes she's not going to be the nominee, and has nothing to lose, so she can steer her Zero toward the bridge of the USS Democrat Party.

That's going to be epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (NbPPt)

44 The so-called right-wing Never-Trumpers are so far gone that they will never admit that they by default would have preferred Hillary, and all of the catastrophic events that would have ensued under a Hillary Clinton presidency.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (ucixH)

Think of the fund raising we could have done.

-Cruise Director Kristol

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (eDmrZ)

45 Hillary and I had a one night stand, she claims not to remember it???

Posted by: Dinky Dick Durbin at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (yhf6w)

46 "And he'd be happy to see anything."

Not after that. What a wretched thought.

Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (UdKB7)

47 Ace do you think anyone anymore on the Left even believes her twaddle? .... Or is she just the addled old Aunt who babbles, and you put up with it cause she's " family"?

Posted by: kraken at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (zSVEm)

48 Ridiculous. If it was sexism, the feminine Trump would not have won. In fact speech analysis showed Clinton had the more masculine style of speaking. Trump victory is a testament to open-mindedness.

Posted by: Dr Krunk at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (8/4IZ)

49 An astounding amalgam of hubris, ego, paranoia, and narcissism. It's an ugly stew.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2018 08:03 PM (FJXGr)

Yes, indeed, all served up in a hideous container.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (2sCft)

50 There is this fear, there is this anger, even rage about women seeking power, women exercising power and people fall back on these attacks like you're a witch or you should go to prison

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Please please please let her be going to a Muslim country next.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (VgKNm)

51 *clambers onto soap box*

The notion, the thought, the very intimation that a synapse may fire and state that Hillary Clinton is any kind of strong, powerful, remarkable woman is to spit in the face of every woman who is actually anything other than a tremulous reed, dependent on the largess of men who treat her horribly in order to claim anything approaching power.

The only model she is to women, or men, for that matter, is one of sniveling groveling, in a manner which Wormtongue would find too obsequious, after those who hold above her head a shiny prize, the payment for which is her dignity.

She owes everything, everything in her life, to the only truly tactical decision she ever made which was to hook her fortune to that grifter extraordinaire, Bill Clinton.

She is a pathetic shrew, a shrieking harridan, an example only of how not to live.

She has no power but that which men who treated her horribly deigned to grant her.

She is a louse, a tick, a lamprey on the notion of womanhood.

Gah. I despise her and I despise more that a subset of women believe she is to be admired.

A pox on her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

52 Australia? Is that where she is now?
Thanks again, God!

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (O5Q3r)

53 Is she still lugging around that cardboard box full of whitewater billing records?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (p8GFp)

54 She says this as her own party is trying to block Gina Haspel, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (gm9yG)

55 not nice to wish some people would just go ahead and drop dead so I'm not going to suggest that some people should just go ahead and drop dead.
Posted by: f'd at May

problem is what it does to you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

56 Hillary Clinton, Drunk on Truthjuice: A Very Big Minority of the US Population Is Sexist About Women Seeking Power

Hillary hates minorities!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (NbPPt)

57 So, in the 2016 campaign, one candidate was seeking to make America great again. The other candidate was seeking Power.

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (EzdLW)

58 ATC!!!
Hell of a soapbox!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (p8GFp)

59 Tell me again, NeverTrumpers, that we would have been better off with this lunatic obsessive and vindictive drunk in power.

We absolutely would've been better off, Ace. You know it in your heart.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, out on the poop deck whackin' it to Mueller pix at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (NL6wI)

60 Have any reporters asked her about the woman who is being blocked from becoming the head of the CIA?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (VgKNm)

61 53 Is she still lugging around that cardboard box full of whitewater billing records?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (p8GFp)

Yep. You thought those Depends were loaded ... uh ... physiologically.

No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (NbPPt)

62 No criminal intent, she is a straight shooter...like me!

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (yhf6w)

63 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

That goes into your top five rant box.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

64 I wish Hillary a long(ish) life in her current state of health Bwaaahaaahaaa. Between her whinging face as the image of the DNC and whatever it is about DJT that makes folks drop the masks that they used to be good at hiding behind, this country may actually have a chance to avoid marxist tyranny for a while.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 15, 2018 08:09 PM (eASYU)

65 Obama was Sisko, Hillary was supposed to be Janeway. Instead, the Enterprise was taken over by a Romulan colluder.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:09 PM (/qEW2)

66 She is now merely a Useful Idiot for the true malignant Antifa/Soros faction.

Posted by: kraken at May 15, 2018 08:09 PM (zSVEm)

67 That goes into your top five rant box.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

Thank you. See how you can tell I am truly peeved what with the lack of swears.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:09 PM (dEQP3)

68 'problem is what it does to you.'

What does it do to me? If it damns me to hell well it's too late for that.

Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)

69 51>>> Well. Alrighty then. Lemon bars, stat!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2018 08:10 PM (2saZ/)

70 What does it do to me? If it damns me to hell well it's too late for that.
Posted by: f'd at May

meh, hate is bad for you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 08:10 PM (MTjB1)

71 You're right Hillary! I am a segment of America and I am not comfortable with a female president. I don't give a shit if that is sexist, or backwards. I have not one single fuck to give if anyone likes my attitude about this subject. I do NOT want a woman as president. They enjoy emotional blackmail way too much.
Yes I say this as a woman. I hate these fucking drama queens who want power and attention and get that by running for office.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2018 08:10 PM (yTnCT)

72 Elizabeth Montgomery > Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (EzdLW)

73 51
She is a louse, a tick, a lamprey on the notion of womanhood.

Gah. I despise her and I despise more that a subset of women believe she is to be admired.

A pox on her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (dEQP3)
+++
Thank you, Alex, for expressing what I as a straight, white male cannot express without being labeled a misogynist.
Hey, you look taller on the that soapbox!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (2sCft)

74 Melissa Joan Hart > Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (EzdLW)

75 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

Need to get you a bigger soapbox. And a step ladder.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (lKs2v)

76 Caitlyn Jenner and I have so much in common!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (yhf6w)

77 *clambers onto soap box*

Knew then that I wanted to read on.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (eDmrZ)

78 54 She says this as her own party is trying to block Gina Haspel, of course.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2018 08:07 PM (gm9yG)

I don't get this thing about waterboarding. BFD. I'd assemble all the ragheads, and, without asking a question, would stick a red hot poker up the ass of one of them, just to show them I meant business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (NbPPt)

79 Hey, you look taller on the that soapbox!

*envy*

Posted by: Krugtron the Invincible!! at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (6FqZa)

80 If want I've heard over the last couple years is any indication, there are at least as many women who don't think white males can be trusted with power.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

81 The funny thing, there are three posibilities, to my mind on this:

1) She knows she will never again be a candidate, so she is free to vent her bile on all those who have 'oppressed' her.

2) She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

3) She is just a crazy, old, drunk woman who is shouting at clouds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (kD4Pr)

82 Only death will ease her pain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

83 Brava brava
Magnificent atc

Posted by: yeah me at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (Y3jmw)

84 74 Melissa Joan Hart > Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (EzdLW)

Harambe >> Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (NbPPt)

85 I wonder if Hillary and her supporters could understand that many of us who couldn't stand Hillary admired Margaret "Iron Lady" Thatcher. Talk about a strong woman and a delusional woman.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (KxbBq)

86 and seriously, if she had won she would have made us pay for all the shame and shit she had to eat to get there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

87 So she's Howard,Dean now.

Posted by: kraken at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (zSVEm)

88 If want I've heard over the last couple years is any indication, there are at least as many women who don't think white males can be trusted with power.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

Didn't someone just suggest Lehman Sisters as a better alternative.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

89 72 Elizabeth Montgomery > Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (EzdLW)

++++
Samantha Stevens was the Hawt!! I could just fantasize about making her little nose twitch!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (2sCft)

90 I was more than willing to have noted real female Sarah Palin as Vice President and President (after some OJT in DC). And I could have stood Margaret Thatcher becoming an American Citizen and being President. Golda Meir, hmmm. Let me think on that one.

Indira Gandhi was not as bad as Hillary, and she was so bad her sworn bodyguards killed her.

Hillary argument fails.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (hyuyC)

91 2) She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (kD4Pr)

New York does have an open AG seat.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (qjyU5)

92 that alien Vietnamese princess whose tears made Capt. Kirk fall in love with her > Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

93 Call off the witch hunt!

The witch has been found.

I seem to recall a Disney witch being short and fat.

Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (ii30j)

94 'meh, hate is bad for you'

Well hate is something I reserve for special situations. Politicians don't rate that level of effort. I find an intense dislike to be healthy though, and in some instances, quite entertaining.

Posted by: f'd at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (UdKB7)

95 81 The funny thing, there are three posibilities, to my mind on this:

1) She knows she will never again be a candidate, so she is free to vent her bile on all those who have 'oppressed' her.

2) She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

3) She is just a crazy, old, drunk woman who is shouting at clouds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (kD4Pr)

I think that, at different levels of consciousness, it's all three. At the superficial level, she plumps for #2.

In her heart, she realizes it's really #1 and #3.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (NbPPt)

96 82 Only death will ease her pain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

Wait, does this mean we have to take Terrance Mann to a baseball game?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (kD4Pr)

97 Caribou Barbie was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Ashley Judds' Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (fdTrp)

98 AtC has said it all @51, and I heartily endorse her conclusions.

I would add, that she would have completed the destruction of America and tried to kill us all if elected.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (xJrIn)

99 That is really a stylish and fashionable soapbox, Your Grace. One might even say Awesome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

100 She may have been attractive at some point, but the ugly has leaked all up out of her soul and ruined any chance she might have had.

It ain't about yer looks, honey, it's about yer filthy, dirty soul.

I think at some point, all of the people she used decided they are all used up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64)

101 ATC. Great rant. How do we know that she didn't corrupt Billl. If he had never met her he may have turned out to be a decent human being.
No, the more I think about it they're both pathetic, always have been and deserve each other.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (N3JsI)

102 The funny thing, there are three posibilities, to my mind on this:

1) She knows she will never again be a candidate, so she is free to vent her bile on all those who have 'oppressed' her.

2) She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

3) She is just a crazy, old, drunk woman who is shouting at clouds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (kD4Pr)

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I'm thinking there is a combination of 2 and 3 going on, but mostly #3.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (+9Tca)

103 The Mueller investigation reveals one main thing: How Hillary would have ruled.

Posted by: Scott Adams at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

104 82 Only death will ease her pain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

++++
We allow mercy killing here in Oregon. Happy to be of service.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (2sCft)

105 If want I've heard over the last couple years is any indication, there are at least as many women who don't think white males can be trusted with power.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

In the same vein, Germans think Americans have a history of selecting poor leaders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (NbPPt)

106
Heh. Tucker just beat the tar out some poor sap running on a "Fuck the NRA" platform.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (vIjh1)

107 I hate these fucking drama queens who want power and attention and get that by running for office.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2018 08:10 PM (yTnCT)

But enough about Lindsay Graham . . . .

Hmmm. I am full on in the camp of we should never elect anyone who wants to run for office and it occurs to me that His Magnificence, Trumpus Maximus, long may the Golden Scalp Weasel reign, is an exception to that.

Becoming President was his retirement hobby, not the focus of his whole life since fifth grade and I am looking at you Ted Cruz, yes, yes, hate the game not the player but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (dEQP3)

108 All you retards should show some respect to the gifted and intellectually pure Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Kevin Williamson on his period at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yhf6w)

109 Samantha Stevens was the Hawt!! I could just fantasize about making her little nose twitch!

So did da Vinci.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

110 wait .. was I hinting about her age?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

111 92 that alien Vietnamese princess whose tears made Capt. Kirk fall in love with her > Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

An old boot > Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:17 PM (NbPPt)

112 GO HOME, HILLARY, YER DRUNK!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 08:17 PM (7UW64)

113 I am waiting for AtC to start in on the:

"I bite my thumbs at her!"

"I invite her to kiss my rear, which has a boil!"

"I fart in her general direction."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (kD4Pr)

114 ATC. Great rant. How do we know that she didn't corrupt Billl. If he had never met her he may have turned out to be a decent human being.
No, the more I think about it they're both pathetic, always have been and deserve each other.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (N3JsI)

I am not to be trusted discussing Bill Clinton what with how I think he breathes wrong.

I do think the money grubbing is her, not Bill though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (dEQP3)

115
The Beast just refuses to drop the whole Miss Havisham routine. She's probably still in the same pantsuit from the election night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (SiINZ)

116 yhf6w

Kevin Williamson sure has mellowed in the last few months. Nothing about burning down our villages and forcing us into the cities.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)

117 The witch thing is in anticipation of some stuff to be coming out.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (ZuGkg)

118 I do think the money grubbing is her, not Bill though.

He's just there for the poon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

119 Veronica Lake portrayed a witch in "I Married a Witch."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)

120 Funny that associates of the Clintons have no problem actually branding women (and maybe men) in a sex cult, but get upset when someone does a little water-boarding of a known murderous terrorist!

BTW, I knew halfway through the first sentence that ATC was in a poetic mood, and I was not disappointed with the lyrical lines that followed!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (n9EOP)

121 Ivanka is much better to look at, but I don't want her to be president either. Palin an incredible woman, but probably was never ready for POTUS (though character would have maybe filled the other gaps)

It would take a strong woman that has gone through some rough and tumble experiences (shut up, lol) like in Congress or in law, or business. Marsha Blackburn? Don't know much about her really, but she seemed strong when I've heard her.

There are probably many good choices that don't want their lives ruined (by the FBI/DNC thugs?) by having their names mentioned as potential candidates. The left tries to destroy them in the womb ... as their nature is.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (bT8Z4)

122 She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

-

Sadly, it comes across as very, VERY woman thing to do. Like moaning and complaining about having to do the dishes one night in the hopes that she'll shame someone else into washing them for her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (VgKNm)

123 Trump is not who we are!

Posted by: David Brooks...Need I say more at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (yhf6w)

124 100 She may have been attractive at some point, but the ugly has leaked all up out of her soul and ruined any chance she might have had.

It ain't about yer looks, honey, it's about yer filthy, dirty soul.

I think at some point, all of the people she used decided they are all used up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64)

+++++
No, she was never actually attractive. The ugly always was there as far back as I've seen pictures.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (2sCft)

125 84
74 Melissa Joan Hart > Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:11 PM (EzdLW)

Harambe >> Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (NbPPt)

American dicks came out for Harambe.

Only Webb Hubbell's dick came out for Hillary!

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (fdTrp)

126 Hmmm. I am full on in the camp of we should never elect anyone who wants to run for office and it occurs to me that His Magnificence, Trumpus Maximus, long may the Golden Scalp Weasel reign, is an exception to that.

Becoming President was his retirement hobby, not the focus of his whole life since fifth grade and I am looking at you Ted Cruz, yes, yes, hate the game not the player but still.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (dEQP3)

Well said.

I do get the impression that Trump ran for President more in the spirit of a latter-day Cincinnatus than of the power-mad idealogue yearning for personal validation (i.e., everybody else running for President).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (NbPPt)

127 117. Yep. Looking forward to that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)

128 Nice of Hillary to shit on all of the women who actually work for a living and haven't killed anyone or stolen any White House china.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (7UW64)

129 even wheeling out hilary clinton won't bring me down - i am on cloud 10 (you see, it's like cloud 9 but 1 more). something wonderful just happened at 5:50.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

130 ... and i just had to tell someone

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

131 something wonderful just happened at 5:50.

*spockeyebrow*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

132 musical jolly chimp, you got engaged ?

(or was it just that epic a fap)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (6FqZa)

133 Heh. Tucker just beat the tar out some poor sap running on a "Fuck the NRA" platform.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 08:15 PM (vIjh1)
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I wish Tucker would READ UP about the Trump Jr. meeting--he lets libs LIE about what the meeting was about all the time, like that liar that was on last night. "Official documents" are not "stuff we stole from the Clinton campaign".

That asshole was just revealing 1) his IGNORANCE of the record, or 2) that he doesn't know what to say about it if he can't LIE about it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

134 +++++
No, she was never actually attractive. The ugly always was there as far back as I've seen pictures.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (2sCft)

++++
Oh crap, I was belittling her and dismissing her on her looks. I denounce myself and concede Hillary's point.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (2sCft)

135 Trump is not who we are.

Posted by: David Brooks...Need I say more at May 15, 2018 08:21 PM (yhf6w)

136 I do think the money grubbing is her, not Bill though.

The futures market caper established that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:21 PM (NbPPt)

137 129
even wheeling out hilary clinton won't bring me down - i am on cloud 10
(you see, it's like cloud 9 but 1 more). something wonderful just
happened at 5:50.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

These clouds go to 11.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at May 15, 2018 08:21 PM (fdTrp)

138 Outstanding rant, AtC! Preach it!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 08:21 PM (hyuyC)

139 Thank you, Hrothgar.

He's just there for the poon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

Yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (dEQP3)

140 Golda Meir was the first Iron Lady.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (2DOZq)

141 >>The funny thing, there are three posibilities, to my mind on this:

There might be a forth. She certainly wouldn't be the first person involved with the coup attempt on Trump to shriek constantly about how crazy unfair the US population has become. In fact, it seems to be a pattern.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

142 Does anyone really listen to this deranged, whiny bitch any more?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (O5Q3r)

143 So Oklahoma is about the reddest state. No Dem has carried even one county in the last four tries. Not Kerry, not Dogeater x2, not Hilldog. So pretty deplorable, right?

We have a female governor finishing out her second and last term (and probably her political career). I voted her the first time because I thought she might be good. I voted for the second time because she wasn't a Democrat. And that is the only reason. She's a huge disappointment.

Hill, it's not that people (even deplorbles) don't trust women in political power. It's that people don't trust YOU. At all.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (+Tibp)

144
The Democrats think that if the media isn't 100% for them it's 100% against them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (Ik2Wg)

145 I do think the money grubbing is her, not Bill though.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (dEQP3)

I think Bill likes the status and prestige and the poontang he can pull with it, either voluntarily or not.

Hillary is the one that wants the power and money.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (lKs2v)

146 81 The funny thing, there are three posibilities, to my mind on this:

1) She knows she will never again be a candidate, so she is free to vent her bile on all those who have 'oppressed' her.

2) She thinks she will be a candidate again (for something) so she thinks this helps with her base.

3) She is just a crazy, old, drunk woman who is shouting at clouds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:12 PM (kD4Pr)

Our rapid increase in sales following the election indicates that possibility #3 is most likely the case.

Posted by: Chappaqua Wine and Liquor at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (qjyU5)

147 ... i'd go into detail but my favorite show is on - supermarket sweep.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (Pg+x7)

148 119
Veronica Lake portrayed a witch in "I Married a Witch."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV

++++
Not that I am objectifying women, but: Veronica Lake! Yeowza.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (2sCft)

149 Australia is a great place for her. All the most generous reptiles love there.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (+DAWq)

150 So Oklahoma is about the reddest state. No Dem has carried even one county in the last four tries. Not Kerry, not Dogeater x2, not Hilldog. So pretty deplorable, right?

We have a female governor finishing out her second and last term (and probably her political career). I voted her the first time because I thought she might be good. I voted for the second time because she wasn't a Democrat. And that is the only reason. She's a huge disappointment.

Hill, it's not that people (even deplorbles) don't trust women in political power. It's that people don't trust YOU. At all.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May

didn't your governor just veto constitutional carry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

151 142 Does anyone really listen to this deranged, whiny bitch any more?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (O5Q3r)

Comedy Central?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (NbPPt)

152 Hillary got fired (for dishonesty) from the Watergate investigation, so she went out and hitched her future to ... A Man. A from that position she collected blackmail material on every contact, to protect her own grifter ways. She did make it to the top using Bill ... top of the crime syndicate world.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (bT8Z4)

153 Alabama has a woman governor. Accidentally now, but she will be elected in her own right in the fall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

154 Samantha Stevens was the Hawt!! I could just fantasize about making her little nose twitch!

So did da Vinci.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

========

Can we stop with this misconception already? She doesn't actually twitch her nose. She moves her mouth from side to side.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (/qEW2)

155 Venomous dammit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (+DAWq)

156
Does anyone really listen to this deranged, whiny bitch any more?

Posted by: tu3031

Everyone on her payroll. Fervently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (Ik2Wg)

157 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:22 PM (dEQP3)

'Twas my pleasure, Empress!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (n9EOP)

158 Come on chimp.......dont leave us hangin

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (mMeIQ)

159 the hottest witch ever was the one in bell, book, candle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

160 I do think the money grubbing is her, not Bill though.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:18 PM (dEQP3)
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Just as long as I get laid regularly.

Posted by: President William J. Clinton at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (vDqXW)

161 121
It would take a strong woman that has gone through some rough and tumble experiences (shut up, lol) like in Congress or in law, or business. Marsha Blackburn? Don't know much about her really, but she seemed strong when I've heard her.

????
Is Marsha Blackburn the military officer from the Midwest that castrated pigs in her political commercials?

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2sCft)

162 Grump928(C)

Kansas got rid of Kathleen Sebelius.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (hyuyC)

163 Well said.

I do get the impression that Trump ran for President more in the spirit of a latter-day Cincinnatus than of the power-mad idealogue yearning for personal validation (i.e., everybody else running for President).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (NbPPt)

---------&

He was asked in an Interview in the early 90s if he would ever consider running for President. His answer? "I would if I felt the Country needed me."

Well, turns out it did and he did and the rest is yet to be written history.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (+9Tca)

164 Someone stole my bicycle seat!

Posted by: Kilgore Snout at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (yhf6w)

165 Trump had talked about being President for forty years. He has always had his eye on the White House. He just took a different path.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

166 I think Bill likes the status and prestige and the poontang he can pull with it, either voluntarily or not.

Hillary is the one that wants the power and money.
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (lKs2v)

"I am just as good as my husband, anything he can do I can do better (and not just cunnilingus, either!), and anyone who doubts that is sexist!" /Hillary

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (NbPPt)

167 During a sit-down in Australia, Hillary Clinton reflected

---

A sit-down. Good choice for a secret cripple.

Cryptocripple Clinton the Complaining Criminal Conspirator.

Besides the adult diapers, the epi-pen, and the back brace, I suspect she's going to be needing a lot of other after-market accessories and replacement parts. A new liver at some point, I expect.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (Y8JPH)

168
Notice she's always overseas when she drops these plums?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (Ik2Wg)

169 Does anyone really listen to this deranged, whiny bitch any more?

Posted by: tu3031

Everyone on her payroll. Fervently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (Ik2Wg)

If they know what's good for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (kD4Pr)

170 I think Bill likes the status and prestige and the poontang he can pull with it, either voluntarily or not.

Hillary is the one that wants the power and money.
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (lKs2v)

Exactly. He's more than happy to do the speech circuit and let people pay him and drown in the poontang.

Hillary has an insatiable need for more more more. More money. More power. More vodka.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (dEQP3)

171 Alabama rarely turns out a sitting governor. I mean maybe twice in my lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

172 161 121
It would take a strong woman that has gone through some rough and tumble experiences (shut up, lol) like in Congress or in law, or business. Marsha Blackburn? Don't know much about her really, but she seemed strong when I've heard her.

????
Is Marsha Blackburn the military officer from the Midwest that castrated pigs in her political commercials?
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2sCft)

She's running to replace Corker in the Senate now.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (qjyU5)

173 And seasonal trips to a tropical island...

Posted by: President William J. Clinton at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

174 The problems with female president is how easily they will change their thinking because of their feels. It's horseshit. If you have feels about anything but the constitution being upheld as written, stay out of presidential politics.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (yTnCT)

175 ok...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (Pg+x7)

176 A new liver at some point, I expect.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2018 08:26 PM (Y8JPH)

Explains the constant donations to Planned Baby Parts!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (n9EOP)

177 didn't your governor just veto constitutional carry?
Posted by: yankeefifth

Yes. Yes, she did. And ended her career. Like I said, she's been a miserable failure and disappointment. But, John McCain-like, she knees us in the bollocks on her way out the door.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 15, 2018 08:28 PM (+Tibp)

178 He was asked in an Interview in the early 90s if he would ever consider running for President. His answer? "I would if I felt the Country needed me."

Well, turns out it did and he did and the rest is yet to be written history.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (+9Tca)

Second look at God?

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:28 PM (+lOpA)

179 Is Marsha Blackburn the military officer from the Midwest that castrated pigs in her political commercials?

----------

I think that was Joni Ernst from Iowa.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 08:28 PM (vIjh1)

180 165 Trump had talked about being President for forty years. He has always had his eye on the White House. He just took a different path.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

Forty years ago Carter was President. And God knows we needed a savior then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:28 PM (NbPPt)

181 By the way.

Fuck Brennan.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 15, 2018 08:28 PM (T71PA)

182 Fat, drunk and filled with hate. With that at the top of her resume she's a slam dunk for 2020.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (PvCxa)

183 154 Samantha Stevens was the Hawt!! I could just fantasize about making her little nose twitch!

So did da Vinci.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

========

Can we stop with this misconception already? She doesn't actually twitch her nose. She moves her mouth from side to side.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (/qEW2)
+++
Holy Shit! Even better fantasy material!! Thanks for the clarification!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (2sCft)

184 I warn every man to keep a wide berth from her eventual gravesite. No doubt her skeletal hands would reach out to any man in proximity in attempt to nag him to death over his toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (7n3kj)

185 Her brain is addled from alcohol, or something. Can no one talk honestly to this woman? I'd need some mind altering substance to stay in a room listening to this harpy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (rdl6o)

186 >>Exactly. He's more than happy to do the speech circuit and let people pay him and drown in the poontang.

>>Hillary has an insatiable need for more more more. More money. More power. More vodka.

I don't think anyone who pulls down $500,000 for a one hour speech can claim to not care about cash. Lots and lots of cash. He was the guy running the foundation and flying private jets to band underage kids.

And he's already been the most powerful man on earth and the surrounding planets. He may not be as bad as Hillary but it's a matter of degrees. He's always been a power hungry grifter just like Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

187 You got one !!!

Posted by: The gipper at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (nzKWW)

188 atc,

I hope you don't mind me posting your rant on my FB page.

If you do mind, let me know and I will delete it.

Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2018 08:30 PM (ii30j)

189 That was Kim Novack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)

190 ... i just acquired a drawing by balthus - and what makes it special is that it's a drawing i saw and fell in love with 40-some years ago.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:30 PM (Pg+x7)

191 185. Kuru & Korsikoff's. Nature's left-right combo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

192 I saw Fat, Drunk, and Filled with Hate open for Arm-waving Socialist in 2016.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

193 Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

He is a rapist. That makes him as evil as anyone.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

194 174 The problems with female president is how easily they will change their thinking because of their feels. It's horseshit. If you have feels about anything but the constitution being upheld as written, stay out of presidential politics.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2018 08:27 PM (yTnCT)

This.

Whenever anyone talks about how they "feel" about something, I turn off. Tell me what you think. I don't give a rat's ass what you feel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (NbPPt)

195 atc,

I hope you don't mind me posting your rant on my FB page.

If you do mind, let me know and I will delete it.

Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2018 08:30 PM (ii30j)

That's fine and thank you for asking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (dEQP3)

196 didn't your governor just veto constitutional carry?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

So you are saying no analogy is perfect?

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (eDmrZ)

197 Kim Novak > Kim Jong-Un

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

198 It's the scary vagina. The big flappy hairy smelly leathery vagina. It scares people.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (R5SER)

199
I think that was Joni Ernst from Iowa.
Posted by: fixerupper

Didn't she also turn out to be a disappointment?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

200 154 Samantha Stevens was the Hawt!! I could just fantasize about making her little nose twitch!

So did da Vinci.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

========

Can we stop with this misconception already? She doesn't actually twitch her nose. She moves her mouth from side to side.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:24 PM (/qEW2)

*redraws sketches*

Posted by: Leonardo Da Vinci at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (qjyU5)

201 184 I warn every man to keep a wide berth from her eventual gravesite. No doubt her skeletal hands would reach out to any man in proximity in attempt to nag him to death over his toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (7n3kj)

Not to mention the toxic pee he'd be donating to said grave site.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (NbPPt)

202 >I don't think anyone who pulls down $500,000 for a one hour speech can claim to not care about cash. Lots and lots of cash.

One of the many awesome facets of Hillary's loss is for some reason it seems organizations are no longer willing to shell out a cool half-mil to hear Bill give the same speech he's been giving for a decade.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 08:33 PM (h2Bdk)

203 "The Beast just refuses to drop the whole Miss Havisham routine. She's probably still in the same pantsuit from the election night"

Depends.

Oh, gack.... I rescind that statement.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at May 15, 2018 08:33 PM (57h0U)

204 Does anyone really listen to this deranged, whiny bitch any more?

Posted by: tu3031

Hey now, I hope they do and she's nominated again in 2020 and her corpse gets the nomination in 2024 and 2028. Because it's her turn dammit!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

205 If you despise the formerly democratic Democrat Party as I do, then you revel in the fact the Dems are still fighting the Hillary monster in their own party and haven't even begun to start the REAL fight, the remainder of the American Democrats, like Clintons, Kerrys, Schumers, Kaine, etc., against the Globalist Democrats, led by Bernie, Kamala, and others.

This battle is shaping up to divide the Democrat Party down the middle. They hate each other, and they don't think alike, except to hate Trump and Flyover country.

Just in time for 2020. Gonna be good!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2018 08:33 PM (UsCnO)

206
atc,

I hope you don't mind me posting your rant on my FB page.

If you do mind, let me know and I will delete it.

Posted by: JAS

Don't forget to mention she's 6'6".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:34 PM (ZFOo3)

207 at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (R5SER)

Dude, that would scare HR Giger.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

208 And he's already been the most powerful man on earth and the surrounding planets. He may not be as bad as Hillary but it's a matter of degrees. He's always been a power hungry grifter just like Hillary.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

I agree with that but for Bill it seems to be power and for Hillary it seems to be money and power.

I'm going to soothe myself with thinking about how the Clinton Presidential Library was built off center on the lot so Hillary's could be built next to it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

209 I read that the Clinton's are doing some event at 100k per person. Insane.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (+DAWq)

210 What would I do with the (P) word if I actually ever got some? I am still waiting for them to drop, Dad said it shouldn`t be long now, I am only 18. Perhaps I could text message her into an orgasm while teaching the world about democracy!

Posted by: David(single dip)Hogg at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (yhf6w)

211 Is Marsha Blackburn the military officer from the Midwest that castrated pigs in her political commercials?
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2sCft)

She sounds perfect to run the FBI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (NbPPt)

212 that alien Vietnamese princess whose tears made Capt. Kirk fall in love with her > Hillary Clinton

Well, yeah.... of course.

She was played by Frances Nuyen. Who was not only hot, but a practicing psychologist.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (tgT6k)

213 I think that was Joni Ernst from Iowa.
Posted by: fixerupper

Didn't she also turn out to be a disappointment?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

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I dunno. All the libs bash her pretty severely so she cant be all bad.

And Iowa is way more than ten miles away from me.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (vIjh1)

214 FTSB - University sees massive drop in alleged hate crimes after installing 400 security cameras

This is rich and nougaty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

215 "...or stolen any White House china."

Or silver, or draperies, or paintings, or...

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (57h0U)

216 Hillary is going to run in 2020, make no mistake about it. And she will have a better than 50-50 chance of winning the Democrat nomination.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (ucixH)

217 I'm going to soothe myself with thinking about how the Clinton Presidential Library was built off center on the lot so Hillary's could be built next to it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

This is a lovely thought to sooth and warm our cold hearts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (kD4Pr)

218 92 that alien Vietnamese princess whose tears made Capt. Kirk fall in love with her > Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

France Nguyen! She was hot back then.

Let's see, conservatives pulling for the Iron Lady, for Sarah Palin, for Nikki Haley...yeah, we just hate the idea of a powerful female. Hillary, Imma go ahead and break the news to you: It's not us, it's you.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (1FhAQ)

219 192
I saw Fat, Drunk, and Filled with Hate open for Arm-waving Socialist in 2016.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

Not to be pissy, but it was the other way around, and that show was the Democrat Convention of 2016.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (UsCnO)

220 Must be nice to have 100k to just throw away like old onion skins.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA)

221 OT: according to RottenTomatoes, Deadpool 2 doesn't suck!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa)

222 Hillary is going to run in 2020, make no mistake about it. And she will have a better than 50-50 chance of winning the Democrat nomination.

*******************

She won't live that long.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (7n3kj)

223 Even more frightening is she's probably on pain meds after fracturing a lumbar in a tumble, tossing those back with vodka and "keeping level" on xanax.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (RHEDC)
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Frightening? Alcohol, benzos, and opiates are practically a recipe for a sudden, fatal OD.

I call that "heartening." "Girthifying," even.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (oyhFN)

224 I agree with that but for Bill it seems to be power and for Hillary it seems to be money and power.

I suspect that Bill loves the attention first and foremost, rather like an actor. I kind of understand this, because I kind of miss lecturing, even though it was a small albeit time- and energy-consuming part of being a faculty member. There's something seductive about having a large audience in the palm of your hand, hanging on your every word, and 100% with you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:38 PM (NbPPt)

225 Hillary is going to run in 2020, make no mistake about it. And she will have a better than 50-50 chance of winning the Democrat nomination.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (ucixH)

---------

I'm going to predict right now that she will in fact run in 2020. After all, in her mind she is owed that job. In the process there is no way in hell that she will be the Democratic candidate. She will then proceed to burn down the Democratic party to the best of her ability for their lack of support..

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:38 PM (+9Tca)

226 Oh, gack.... I rescind that statement.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at May 15, 2018 08:33 PM (57h0U)
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That doesn't hold water.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW)

227 If Hillary Clinton mentions two words; "witch" and "prison," this whole exile to Gitmo meme should be a done-fucking-deal!

It's her tell. Lock her up!

Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (J7XgW)

228 She won't live that long.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (7n3kj)

Democrat Party history will then be made. A bunch of live voters voting for a dead candidate, instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (NbPPt)

229 Okay which of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/y8obadv2

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (dEQP3)

230 Remember when asked what her favorite book was she replied the Bible. Ha, ha, sure.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (+DAWq)

231 If Hillary runs in 2020, get that house ready.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (vDqXW)

232 "...or stolen any White House china."

Or silver, or draperies, or paintings, or...
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (57h0U)

Or all the "W" keys on the White House keyboards. So Fucking Childish!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (2sCft)

233 The only thing Hillary is going to be running from in 2020 is indictments.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

234 This exemplifies Democrat attempts at mind reading people's motivations.

Someone should use a kung-fu move against it. Something like, Hillary's remarks show why a white male should be president instead of a woman. If a woman is president, any criticism of her blunders or bad policies will be chalked up to latent sexism. Therefore the operation of government will be degraded. A white man however will always be scrutinized carefully and held accountable.

Ace made a similar point about Republican vs Democrat presidents, but given Hillary's obnoxious remark, I think it should be applied to men vs. women, just to get leftists to shut up every time they want to go there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (/qEW2)

235 RIP Tom Wolfe

Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers helped me recover from my sojourn among the communists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (EZebt)

236 I'm going to predict right now that she will in fact run in 2020. After all, in her mind she is owed that job. In the process there is no way in hell that she will be the Democratic candidate. She will then proceed to burn down the Democratic party to the best of her ability for their lack of support..
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:38 PM (+9Tca)

That's my guess - and my hope - too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (NbPPt)

237 51
*clambers onto soap box*

The notion, the thought, the very intimation that a synapse may fire
and state that Hillary Clinton is any kind of strong, powerful,
remarkable woman is to spit in the face of every woman who is actually
anything other than a tremulous reed, dependent on the largess of men
who treat her horribly in order to claim anything approaching power.

The only model she is to women, or men, for that matter, is one of
sniveling groveling, in a manner which Wormtongue would find too
obsequious, after those who hold above her head a shiny prize, the
payment for which is her dignity.

She owes everything, everything in her life, to the only truly
tactical decision she ever made which was to hook her fortune to that
grifter extraordinaire, Bill Clinton.

She is a pathetic shrew, a shrieking harridan, an example only of how not to live.

She has no power but that which men who treated her horribly deigned to grant her.

She is a louse, a tick, a lamprey on the notion of womanhood.

Gah. I despise her and I despise more that a subset of women believe she is to be admired.

A pox on her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (dEQP3)

Personally, when I am this bent out of shape, I find a glass of ice chunks and Jack Daniel's help out. I can relate in your sentiment and can't find anything wrong with what you have said.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (UsCnO)

238 221 OT: according to RottenTomatoes, Deadpool 2 doesn't suck!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa)

Haven't they lost some cred lately? They gave good scores to Ghostbusters and Last Jedi.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (+lOpA)

239
There's something seductive about having a large audience in the palm of your hand, hanging on your every word, and 100% with you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

*taps pencil eraser on teeth thoughtfully*

*shrugs*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (O6a+u)

240 I read that the Clinton's are doing some event at 100k per person. Insane.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:35 PM (+DAWq)

If people have money to waste like that, I wish they'd waste some my way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

241 Okay which of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/y8obadv2
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (dEQP3)

Oh man. I can't wait.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (T71PA)

242 Please please please let her be going to a Muslim country next.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM (VgKNm)

Well, wearing a burka could improve her looks. Then she wouldn't need those pesky merits.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (9BLnV)

243 227. Yep. I'm telling ya - the past two years shows that in the next two, ANYTHING is possible. FFS, I just found out last month that there were five roommates on The Young Ones In.Every.Episode.
Thru the fucking looking glass and way the fuck down the rabbit-hole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

244 I think the dems pretty much despise Hilldog these days.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

245
250 ish in an NOBODY posts a "HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OFTHE UNITED STATES"

Its like I dont even kow you people anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 08:42 PM (vIjh1)

246 I'm going to predict right now that she will in fact run in 2020. After all, in her mind she is owed that job. In the process there is no way in hell that she will be the Democratic candidate. She will then proceed to burn down the Democratic party to the best of her ability for their lack of support..

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:38 PM (+9Tca)

I'm hoping that the Dem 2020 primary makes the Battle of the Somme look like a picnic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

247 Remember when asked what her favorite book was she replied the Bible. Ha, ha, sure.

Well, it's probably higher on her list than The Scottish Play.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:42 PM (tgT6k)

248 The next Dem convention is gonna be a circus.

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2018 08:43 PM (WbhNA)

249 Which reminds me....

Lady MacBeth > Hillary Clinton...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:43 PM (tgT6k)

250 229 Okay which of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/y8obadv2
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:39 PM (dEQP3)

You've gotta admit, the eye lasers really make the picture snap.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 15, 2018 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)

251 Well, wearing a burka could improve her looks. Then she wouldn't need those pesky merits.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (9BLnV)

Also cover up more of the cybernetics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (kD4Pr)

252 Lady MacBeth > Hillary Clinton...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:43 PM (tgT6k)
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Lady MacBlame.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

253 You presume too much, Hillary, and bring all other women down, although you are simply following the trail blazed by Barack Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (y3sT9)

254 I don't think anyone who pulls down $500,000 for a one hour speech can claim to not care about cash. Lots and lots of cash. He was the guy running the foundation and flying private jets to band underage kids.

And he's already been the most powerful man on earth and the surrounding planets. He may not be as bad as Hillary but it's a matter of degrees. He's always been a power hungry grifter just like Hillary.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

They're a yin-yang. Hillary loves the power and money most, but also has that craving of status and prestige. Bill loves the status and prestige, but also wants some of the power and money.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

255 *taps pencil eraser on teeth thoughtfully*

*shrugs*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (O6a+u)

Yeah, I know, young Schicklgruber got off that too. But I understand why. And not everybody can generate the skill to do it. Hell, most of my former colleagues were hopeless as lecturers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (NbPPt)

256 247 Remember when asked what her favorite book was she replied the Bible. Ha, ha, sure.

Well, it's probably higher on her list than The Scottish Play.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:42 PM (tgT6k)

Her favorite opera? Lady MacBeth of Mtensk! (One of Shostakovich's more puzzling efforts. Hillary would love it.)

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (1FhAQ)

257 238 Haven't they lost some cred lately? They gave good scores to Ghostbusters and Last Jedi.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:40 PM (+lOpA)

Yeah, the "professional reviewer" scores (which is all that's currently available for Deadpool 2) are not what I consider trustworthy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (NL6wI)

258 No problem with the right woman. I would have been tickled spitless with a Sara Palin stepping into the White House a few months into a mccain term. There, I said it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (zLDYs)

259 Whoa atc!

That is some mighty fine speechifying.

Newsletter details please.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (YZuxQ)

260 You've gotta admit, the eye lasers really make the picture snap.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 15, 2018 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)

They really pull the picture together.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

261 They're a yin-yang. Hillary loves the power and money most, but also has that craving of status and prestige. Bill loves the status and prestige, but also wants some of the power and money.
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

Bill has everything she wants. Power, status, accolades. I think she sees the money as a substitute for the others- or fools herself into thinking the money confers those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (kD4Pr)

262 They're a yin-yang. Hillary loves the power and money most, but also has that craving of status and prestige. Bill loves the status and prestige, but also wants some of the power and money.
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

You overlooked the prime motivation: validation.

For Hillary, it's all about validation. Everything else is secondary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (NbPPt)

263 Even more frightening is she's probably on pain meds after fracturing a lumbar in a tumble, tossing those back with vodka and "keeping level" on xanax.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 15, 2018 07:57 PM (RHEDC)

Then there's the meth to get her up, the fentanyl to get her down, and the ecstasy to keep her right in the middle. Hmm, doesn't seem to have worked, though. Maybe she needs larger doses. Please.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (9BLnV)

264 Lawsuit alleges 'con shell game' to build Obama Center in Chicago park

The City of Chicago has engaged in "a short con shell game" to help Barack Obama build a 12-story museum and library dedicated to his presidency on public parkland, a new lawsuit alleges.

Barry and the city of Chicago engage in a con game. Impossible!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

265 Well, it's probably higher on her list than The Scottish Play.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 15, 2018 08:42 PM

What..you mean MacBeth?

Posted by: E. Blackadder at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (UXke/)

266 So mjc? You like drawings of pubescent girls?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (mMeIQ)

267 You overlooked the prime motivation: validation.

For Hillary, it's all about validation. Everything else is secondary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (NbPPt)

I think Hillary prepends to any praise the phrase "For a girl ..."

Hence the validation comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (NbPPt)

268 For Hillary, it's all about validation. Everything else is secondary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (NbPPt)
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If it really comes down to it, we can let her validate parking.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (vDqXW)

269 I've been doing some public speaking but oh man, is it hard.

I've been treating every conversation as an opportunity to practice as if I was speaking in public. On the plus side, I am doing pretty well limiting the stuttering and the "um / er" stuff. On the minus side I'm worried about being the office William Shatner

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (6FqZa)

270 I'm pretty sure Alexthechick wants a copy of The Bible 2 to take with her to church on Sunday. It would be worth her mommy giving her all the smacks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (6xUPC)

271 258 No problem with the right woman. I would have been tickled spitless with a Sara Palin stepping into the White House a few months into a mccain term. There, I said it.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (zLDYs)

POTUSILF

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (+lOpA)

272 I'm just glad her and Bill can spend more quality time together.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (sB8d1)

273 "There is this fear, there is this anger, even rage about women seeking power,"

It's almost as if she's talking about the Left's reaction to Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (V2Yro)

274 Can you imagine the Dem Platform. They have removed G-D . They have embraced every miscreant example of humanity and they want FREE shit for everybody. That's like Charlie Sheen thinking he is winning with AIDS.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (RWilL)

275 269. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing. Wrong. At. All.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

276 The Secret Service really dodged a bullet along with rest of the country. She treats everyone like shit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (+DAWq)

277 244 I think the dems pretty much despise Hilldog these days.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

===

Yes. But, for all the wrong reasons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (EZebt)

278 Yeah, the "professional reviewer" scores (which is all that's currently available for Deadpool 2) are not what I consider trustworthy.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 15, 2018 08:45 PM (NL6wI)

Professional reviewers' scores are anti-trustworthy. Anything they like sucks donkey balls, pretty much by definition.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (NbPPt)

279 Side of beef: Good
Hillary: Nope
Big difference. We should apologize to sides of beef, sacks of potatoes or any other inanimate object that has suffered the indignity of being unfairly compared to Her Thighness.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (faFC1)

280 The only ways Hillary doesn't run in 2020 are: 1) she's dead, 2) the Democrats make it clear to her she WILL BE dead if she does.

I suspect we'll see a Trump vs. Hillary re-match.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (fVubI)

281 >>They're a yin-yang. Hillary loves the power and money most, but also has that craving of status and prestige. Bill loves the status and prestige, but also wants some of the power and money.

Possibly. I think he's just better at acting smooth. Whatever his faults and they are too lengthy and obvious to list, Bill is one smooth operator.

This is a guy who negotiated a $100 million payday from his buddy Frank Guistra as part of the Uranium One deal. It wasn't all Hillary, she did the inside game but Bubba is the guy with the real connections to the money people.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

282
During a sit-down in Australia, Hillary Clinton reflected on what may have been responsible for her defeat in the 2016 election.

You are venal, spiteful, ill-tempered and self-serving. Those were more than enough reasons for me to never, ever consider voting for you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

283 I'm pretty sure Alexthechick wants a copy of The Bible 2 to take with her to church on Sunday. It would be worth her mommy giving her all the smacks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (6xUPC)

I would like all the snacks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (dEQP3)

284 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

285 272 I'm just glad her and Bill can spend more quality time together.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 15, 2018 08:48 PM (sB8d1)

You hate Bill that much??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (NbPPt)

286 For Hillary, it's all about validation. Everything else is secondary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (NbPPt)

For Hillary, it's about the cash. And the power. But, she'll settle for the cash. Her trailer trash upbringing somehow convinced her that money could give her class. I don't think there's that much cash in the universe.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (9BLnV)

287 According to a report I read on her speech in AU, there were 5,000 attendees, which each paid between $200 and $500 a head to listen to her mewling jabberings.

That's over a million bucks. I dunno. I kinda doubt there are that many stupid people in Australia, and I'm too lazy to hunt for that particular article in my browser history.

But maybe she has a point about her looks. I remember a photo WZ grabbed of her on a rare no makeup day (they blew it up for emphasis), and she looked like shit that day, aka every day without the pancake assist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (0ogQG)

288 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2018 08:06 PM

*swoons*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (UXke/)

289 If Hillary's dead in 2020, we'll get Mecha-Hillary.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

290 Bill has everything she wants. Power, status, accolades.

Don't forget the big one, the one that got him there: talent.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (cp1if)

291 If it really comes down to it, we can let her validate parking.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:47 PM (vDqXW)

And then tow her shit away?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (NbPPt)

292 Somebody in her inner circle should tell her Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (NbRJx)

293 I agree with that but for Bill it seems to be power and for Hillary it seems to be money and power. "

naah, Bill was just in it for the chicks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

294 Bill has everything she wants. Power, status, accolades.

Don't forget the big one, the one that got him there: talent.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (cp1if)
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President Janice Lester.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (vDqXW)

295
The only ways Hillary doesn't run in 2020 are: 1) she's dead, 2) the Democrats make it clear to her she WILL BE dead if she does.

Bollards around this great land are deserting her in droves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

296 Wonder what the 2019 R primaries will look like.

That could be a circus too.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (+lOpA)

297 Of 5K "attendees," they probably let in three or four thousand paid placeholders to make it look good. Most of the rest were press. Even Aussies aren't that dumb.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (faFC1)

298 285 You hate Bill that much??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yep. In fact, I'd be okay if they had to serve out their lengthy prison sentences in the SAME CELL.

I'd even stock it with lamps, free of charge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2018 08:52 PM (0ogQG)

299
Whoever is in charge of KFC's ad campaign should be flogged with a knout.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:52 PM (lwwi8)

300 >>naah, Bill was just in it for the chicks

Who isn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

301 This is getting entertaining, really.

Hillz didn't give us the pleasure of a concession speech spectacle, but it's turned into a many months-long public meltdown.

All while her frail body slowly rebels against her, too. What's the back brace for, Hillz? Is it holding your torso together? She's become am ugly Goldie Hawn in "Death Becomes Her." LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (W+vEI)

302 Wonder what the 2019 R primaries will look like.

That could be a circus too.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM (+lOpA)
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I'm hoping it looks like a portly guy with a some sort of blonde whirlwind on his head.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

303 Wonder what the 2019 R primaries will look like.

That could be a circus too.
Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:51 PM

You spelled "clusterfuck" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (UXke/)

304 Said it once and saying it again,. This is going to bring down 2 former Presidents and two former SoS's.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (RWilL)

305
Who isn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

Lindsey Graham?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (6xUPC)

306
"Bill has everything she wants. Power, status, accolades."

Sorry, I read that as "power, status, alcohol".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (lwwi8)

307 290 Bill has everything she wants. Power, status, accolades.

Don't forget the big one, the one that got him there: talent.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 08:50 PM (cp1if)

And Hillary I think has the drive.

What is Bill without Hillary? Would he have even been governor of Arkansas? Maybe? I think probably more likely a first year law professor banging 4 of his students every semester and eventually being asked to retire quietly because of it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (lKs2v)

308 Hill and Bill could also share the cell with a large man with tats and rings, typically known as Bubba, although there would be some confusion, as when Hillary would say, "F**k you, Bubba," and both of her cellmates would look up.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (faFC1)

309 You overlooked the prime motivation: validation.

For Hillary, it's all about validation. Everything else is secondary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:46 PM (NbPPt)

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Sure, but I also think she has an awful lot of scores she feels she needs to settle. Which is the primary reason, among many others, that she needs to be kept far, far away from that kind of power.

They are already worth about $150 million that we know about, probably more like $500 million that we don't.

At this point it is a vindictive quest for her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (+9Tca)

310 ... fwiw - it's a portrait - and thoroughly charming.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 08:55 PM (Pg+x7)

311 I'm hoping it looks like a portly guy with a some sort of blonde whirlwind on his head.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

Reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (+lOpA)

312 6 "Women seeking power"

Sounds like something a witch would say. We so dodged a bullet. Holy shit she would have been the most evil person to ever be president. Far more evil than Obama. Although Obama is perhaps more destructive in his hatred for this country.
Posted by: Max Power

We were saved from Obama by Obama himself. Your right about his hatred of normal Americans but he is a very lazy man and not that bright. His hangers on did all the damage (ValJar, Brennan, Holder, etc.).

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (pY+s4)

313
The jaw-dropping thing about Shrillary is that she believes she actually has accomplishments.

What she considers accomplishments are only activities and, were I to have cited similar things at my performance reviews while I was gainfully employed in the private sector, I would have been laughed out of the room and then escorted out the gate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

314 nood

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (+lOpA)

315 Soros Foundation just left Hungary.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

316 >>Lindsey Graham?

Point taken.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

317 309. And it's a Hail Mary play. If she can't keep out of prison until the election, she has ZERO CHANCE of staying out after. POTUS Pantsuit could guarantee she'd never face justice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 08:56 PM (fA1SL)

318 Of course. I don't know why they call it being Willowed. Ruthlessed again.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (faFC1)

319 Wonder what the 2019 R primaries will look like.

Trump vs. a single, well-funded, but consistently poorly-performing Chamber of Commerce stooge.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (fVubI)

320 Hillary will never be indicted for any of her crimes. That's not how "justice" works in utterly corrupt US system.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (ucixH)

321 216
Hillary is going to run in 2020, make no mistake about it. And she
will have a better than 50-50 chance of winning the Democrat nomination.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 15, 2018 08:36 PM (ucixH)

She won't.

She wants to be the party "kingmaker" now so that she, Billy Jeff and Princess Seabiscuit can continue to drain Democrat money for their "Foundation".

What they want is for one of their party loyalists to be the nominee so that they can continue to pull the strings behind the scenes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (fdTrp)

322 >>The only ways Hillary doesn't run in 2020 are: 1) she's dead, 2) the Democrats make it clear to her she WILL BE dead if she does.

Trump has changed so much already that she has become completely obsolete, outdated, all while she's been obsessed with the events of 2016.

She's Betamax hoping to compete with video while Trump has already upgraded to dvd. A relic of a pre-Trump world that has changed considerably.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (W+vEI)

323 By now, Hillary's sure somebody made a duplicate key for the wardroom icebox.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

324 For Hillary, it's about the cash. And the power. But, she'll settle for the cash.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (9BLnV)

I really don't think so. She wants validation, that she's just as good as Bill, maybe better. Yeah, she wants money and power too, but I think those are secondary to validation.

I've seen this in academia. Every department of note has hangers on (e.g., "adjuncts") who are perfectly prepared to eat shit on a daily basis just in order to style themselves "professor." (Which they are very touchy about people doing.) They have no power, they have no money, and they're not taken seriously by the actual faculty, but as long as the latter are polite about it, they're (relatively) happy. They can go to cocktail parties and hold themselves out as a "professor at XYZ university." And they yearn for that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (NbPPt)

325 Since I missed all of today's threads (banned from the site by work because blogs are a security risk doncha know) I just want to add get the entire FBI, Brennan and the whole Deep State on board for their Pinochet helicopter ride. And throw the IRS in while we're at it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 08:58 PM (SiINZ)

326 Trump vs. a single, well-funded, but consistently poorly-performing Chamber of Commerce stooge.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (fVubI)
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So, Kasich.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:58 PM (vDqXW)

327 Power.

That's the only important word she uttered.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 08:59 PM (XosQX)

328
Sadly, it comes across as very, VERY woman thing
to do. Like moaning and complaining about having to do the dishes one
night in the hopes that she'll shame someone else into washing them for
her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 08:19 PM (VgKNm)

OMG----You hit the nail on the head. She is trying to shame good people into voting for her despite he manifest flaws, felonies, predilections, and stumbles.
She is so unfit for office on so many fronts and its all about her vagina.
All Hail the Bollard Queen of Chappaqua!

Ugh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 08:59 PM (7+qdf)

329 She wants to be the party "kingmaker" now so that she, Billy Jeff and Princess Seabiscuit can continue to drain Democrat money for their "Foundation".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (fdTrp)

Princess Seabiscuit? LOL!

How much would you pay for video of the first time Hillary tries to shake down or strong-arm someone who's decided she's done?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 09:00 PM (NbPPt)

330 Has anyone noticed that Hannity likes to talk a lot or is it just me?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:01 PM (/tuJf)

331 323
By now, Hillary's sure somebody made a duplicate key for the wardroom icebox.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

If you listen VERY closely you can hear the ball bearings rolling around, somewhere.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 09:01 PM (7+qdf)

332 They're a yin-yang. Hillary loves the power and
money most, but also has that craving of status and prestige. Bill
loves the status and prestige, but also wants some of the power and
money.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

Bill don't give a shit about cash, Bill was always about power and strange.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 15, 2018 09:01 PM (fdTrp)

333 For Hillary, it's about the cash. And the power. But, she'll settle for the cash. Her trailer trash upbringing somehow convinced her that money could give her class. I don't think there's that much cash in the universe.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 15, 2018 08:49 PM (9BLnV)

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Nope. she was born and raised in my hometown of Park Ridge Illinois. Her father was a doctor, and she was president of the young Republicans and a Goldwater girl until she went to Wellesley in the late 60s.

She was not raised in Arkansas, despite the many misconceptions that think she was. She found Bill during Law School.

She turn radical left simply by being a college student in the late 60s in Ivy League schools..

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 09:02 PM (+9Tca)

334 Trump vs. a single, well-funded, but consistently poorly-performing Chamber of Commerce stooge.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2018 08:57 PM (fVubI)
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So, Kasich.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2018 08:58 PM (vDqXW)

Don't laugh. Mailman Jr got about two dozen votes in the last election. In 2020 he could easily get three dozen.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)

335 330
Has anyone noticed that Hannity likes to talk a lot or is it just me?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 09:01 PM (/tuJf)

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of Hnanity's ramblings.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 09:04 PM (7+qdf)

336 What is Bill without Hillary? Would he have even been governor of Arkansas?

Hadn't thought of that. "Behind Every Horny Politician Is A Shrieking Nag".

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 09:04 PM (Zdm89)

337 Hadn't thought of that. "Behind Every Horny Politician Is A Shrieking Nag".
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2018 09:04 PM (Zdm89)

Makes it easy to put in long hours at the office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 09:05 PM (NbPPt)

338 I know there are good people out there that were abandoned by their father but I stayed at a Holiday Inn and so I know that both Clinton and Obama are the narcissistic psychopaths they are because of it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

339 A year and a half on, and she's STILL wandering the globe offering "explanations" for why she lost. As if losing a presidential election is some uncanny event, like disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle, instead of something that happens routinely to someone every 4 years.

One person wins, so in a contest between 2 people, that means one person loses. That's all. Nobody LIKES to lose, but when you become unbalanced and obsessive as a result, people start thinking that maybe your losing was justice after all. Someone who can't "move on" is mentally unhealthy, and that mental deficiency would show up in other ways if she'd won.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 15, 2018 09:17 PM (fL4WD)

340 Long time listener, first time caller here.

Our American friends probably don't know this but the Gillard - witch comment was a complete beat up.

At an open speaking engagement, the then opposition party leader (conservative), Tony Abbott was speaking to the crowd. Behind him and unbeknownst to him a lefty agitator shuffled into camera view holding a sign saying "Ditch the Witch" referring to Prime minister Gillard.

Of course the lefty media went off their nut, claiming Abbott was everything from sexist to a bully. But it was a false flag thing and, in my opinion, a complete nothing burger.

It's so telling that these cry-baby losers (Gillard was the most incompetent PM this country has ever had) consoled themselves buy brushing the sand out of each others vagina.

But lefties gotta left.

Posted by: The Gonad at May 15, 2018 09:19 PM (qbJ7w)

341 Saying conservatives hate women in power is one of the most retarded things the Left says.

We admire Margaret Thatcher, Nikki Haley, Sarah Palin, Elizabeth Dole (even though she never ended up running I recall my parents and others saying they would have voted for her over her husband), these are just the recent ones. The list is very long. And we admire them despite the fact that they are/were all flawed policy wise. They weren't/aren't all ideologically pure.

It's a disgusting, bullshit smear to say we hate women or fear them in power. Nothing more. Call it out as such when it's brought up.

Posted by: JJTownsend1977 at May 15, 2018 09:22 PM (PsdJu)

342 Two of the three most powerful Western leaders at the moment are women. That must be eating a hole in Clinton's already abused stomach: that she was so rancid and objectionable to normal people that they couldn't bring themselves to give her the hat trick.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 15, 2018 09:25 PM (tjHrt)

343 Cheers, Gonad. We've got a few Aussie commenters as well as Hosers like me and Rick and AOP from the other demented Dominion so welcome to the club.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2018 09:30 PM (Evws/)

344 What is Bill without Hillary? Would he have even been governor of Arkansas? Maybe? I think probably more likely a first year law professor banging 4 of his students every semester and eventually being asked to retire quietly because of it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 08:54 PM (lKs2v)

There used to be a joke that went something like this:

The presidential limo pulls up to a gas station in Arkansas. Bill recognizes the guy pumping gas, nudges Hillary, and says "Hey, do you remember Joe? Here he is pumping gas and I'm the president of the United States. Aren't you glad you married me?"

Hillary turns to him and says "Bill, if I'd married Joe, he would be president and you would be pumping gas."

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 09:37 PM (h2Bdk)

345 True story. Back when Bill Clinton was first elected president, Hustler magazine (yes, *the* Hustler magazine published an article about how great it was to have a first lady in the white house that you could enjoy jerking off to... It was weird, even at that time...

Posted by: Taco Shack at May 15, 2018 09:45 PM (3hleI)

346 Just imagine what this shrieking harpy would've done after achieving Obama-like power and unaccountabilty, and discovering that she still wasn't happy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 09:50 PM (wSC8T)

347 Personally I was very uncomfortable with having a drunken, mentally unbalanced leader of her very own organized crime syndicate as the leader of the free world.

Posted by: Edheel at May 15, 2018 09:52 PM (xxX5u)

348 I would've been pretty happy to have our first female President if it had happened as a result of McCain winning in '08 and then having to retire for health reasons soon thereafter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 10:00 PM (wSC8T)

349 Note the Auzzie ex-PM is wearing a low-cut dress and Her Heinous is wrapped up for a jaunt on the Polar Express.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 15, 2018 10:09 PM (MjkWd)

350 348 I would've been pretty happy to have our first female President if it had happened as a result of McCain winning in '08 and then having to retire for health reasons soon thereafter.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 10:00 PM (wSC8T)

The only presidential candidate I regret voting for. He never met a back that didn't deserve a dagger or a country that didn't deserve bombing. Given that he's only now about to pop his clogs I doubt Palin would have replaced him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 10:17 PM (h2Bdk)

351 Hillary is lying about being called a literal witch when she is openly being invited into covens. If you are in a coven or multiple covenants then you might be a witch.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 11:38 PM (RUnSJ)

352 At least she's not regularly called a NAZI, Fascist, bigot, RACIST, homophobe, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc...

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 16, 2018 02:59 AM (56GKt)

353 Did anyone ask her how she feels about Gina Haspel's chances to get the leadership position at the CIA or Democrat objections?

Posted by: John Phillips at May 16, 2018 06:54 AM (yiGFc)

354 Nope. she was born and raised in my hometown of Park Ridge Illinois.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 15, 2018 09:02 PM (+9Tca)

So, you're saying Illinois f*cked up......again! Jeez, ya'll should check the water supply up there. I'm pretty sure Californication is the front runner in the I gotz da dumbs sweepstakes, but Illinois and New York are running neck and neck for second place.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 16, 2018 09:26 AM (9BLnV)

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