Wrestling Promoter Michael Avenatti Threatens to Sue Daily Caller Reporter Over Defamation, But Fails to Cite Any Specific Reportage He Claims Is False

Excuse the headline -- but Avenatti does not seem to me to be acting as a lawyer. He seems to be acting as a Hype Man/Gorgeous Ladies of Pornography (GLOP) manager trying to gin up interest in a match.

Avenatti didn't just threaten the DC with suit over unspecified, ambiguous "defamations;" he further claimed that his threatening email was "off the record," but that's not how it works: A subject can request that a statement be off the record, and if the reporter agrees, he can make his statement, and then the reporter is ethically (though not legally) required to keep it off the record.

But you can't just say "off the record" and treat that as biding. It's a contract that has to be agreed to. You can't just "call it" like "Shotgun!"



Here's the article that Michael Avenatti seemed to be so terribly upset by. I hope I am not risking suit by quoting from it, and wondering (as Avenatti did not see fit to specify) which of the statements contained therein are untrue.

Avenatti's past is littered with lawsuits, jilted business partners and bankruptcy filings. People who have worked with the lawyer described him to TheDCNF as ruthless, greedy and unbothered by ethical questions.

Dillanos Coffee CEO David Morris claimed last Tuesday that Avenatti never paid him for over $160,000 worth of coffee that Dillanos supplied to Avenattiís company. "So @StormyDaniels hot shot lawyer Michael owes my small company @Dillanos $160,179 for coffee," Morris wrote on Twitter. "He talks a big talk about integrity. We trusted him."

...

The Daily Caller News Foundation on Thursday interviewed Avenatti over the phone on several topics including Morrisís accusations, which Avenatti denied. "I don't owe Dillanos coffee anything. I personally don't owe them anything," he said. "So that's nonsense."

But just three hours later, Morris announced that he had deleted his original tweet after working out "an arrangement" with Avenatti.

I don't know why Avenatti said he didn't personally owe this guy anything. I could guess that he is distinguishing between his personal debts and a debt that corporation he was a central participant in might have accrued, but that would be a guess.

The new "arrangement," however, seems to be with Avenatti personally:

A spokesperson for Dillanos told TheDCNF that Dillanos' new agreement was with Avenatti personally but declined to disclose any details of the arrangement. Avenatti declined to comment on the reported agreement.

The rest of the Daily Caller is filled with similar "defamations," if by defamations you mean "reporters reporting what interview subjects say about a newsworthy public figure."

Given that Avenatti is in a Sol Rosenberg kind of "I'll sue you and the people you work with" kind of mood, he might also consider dropping a threatening letter on the Seattle Times, which reports someone filing a bar complaint against him for an alleged "pump and dump" scheme.

Note that the Daily Caller also mentioned that allegation.

That's not what most people and certainly most lawyers mean by "defamations," but who knows what Wrestlemania Legend Michael "The Machine" Avenatti thinks "defamation" means.

Oh, and if he really wants to get busy with the threatening letters, he should check out the claims tax attorney Robert Barnes is making on Twitter, complied at the end of this Daily Wire article.

Now, I know what you're all thinking: Given that the media shrieks every single day that Trump is threatening the First Amendment by merely criticizing them and saying "Fake News," surely they must be rushing to the Daily Caller's defense now that one of their frequent guests -- guests? the guy's in their studios so much it seems he's pretty much one of their colleagues -- is threatening fellow reporters with a lawsuit over unspecified "defamations."

Yeah I'm sure Jake Tapper and #JakesRepublicanHarem will be getting right on that, post-haste.

Oh, and the Daily Beast reports that a fellow pornographic actress, Tasha Reign (note: I suspect this might not be her original legal name) accuses Stormy Daniels of having been informed about a sexual assault on her at one of the movies Daniels was directing, but then taking no action about it.

#SheToo?


Reign says she has a "horrible story" to tell me about herself and Daniels.

"I was sexually assaulted by one of her crewmembers. He groped and grabbed me from behind," she says, wiping away tears. "I spoke up immediately because I was in the moment, and I was so proud of myself. She was the director that day, I went straight to her and straight to the man that did it, we had a conversation about it, I went to the owner of Wicked Pictures, I did all the right things. And she did not handle the situation appropriately, respectfully or professionally. So it's a little bit outrageous when I hear her say things about how she is standing up for women and wants to be a voice for other women to be able to come forward when I was assaulted on her set and she didnít give me any care or attention, and didn't even send that man home."

According to Reign, the alleged incident in question occurred on November 15 of last year during the filming of The Set Up, an adult movie directed by Daniels and produced under the Wicked Pictures banner.

Go to the article to see the details of the alleged assault.

Reign's co-star corroborates part of her story -- about Reign being emotionally shaken up immediately after she claims she was molested.

...

The on-set assault allegation first surfaced on January 14, when Reign tweeted at Daniels, "I was innapropriately groped and sexually harassed by one of the men on your crew November 15th right before my BG scene. Which you were then made aware of that day. You continued to allow him to stay on the set with no reprocussion [sic]. I never questioned your directorial skills." Daniels then fired back: "You were not. I was right there...as were several other people and NONE of them will agree with you. How dare you try to undo 15 years of my reputation and his career. I will not allow it. Find me one person who will state otherwise. Best wishes."

Presented with the allegation, Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti, issued the following statement to The Daily Beast on behalf of his client: "Ms. Daniels' recollection of what happened is vastly different. Further, after the incident in question, Wicked performed a thorough investigation and found no substantiation for the allegations. It simply did not occur as Ms. Reign suggests."

Wasn't "my recollection differs" a standard bit of boilerplate vague semidenial we heard from a lot of men accused in the #MeToo tornado?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:33 PM




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1 First

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:49 PM (Dp6qK)

2 Empty threat. He really does not want to put who's paying him at issue.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (Dp6qK)

3 *checks nose for boog*

Where is everyone?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (Dp6qK)

4 So this guy's just a basic, everyday, utility-grade mamzer, then, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (BRvh1)

5 (Avenatti, i mean. Not flounder.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (BRvh1)

6 parsing words, maybe syllables or at least the 'implied' tense.
Teepee, wigwam.... two tents.

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (dF9Lb)

7 I'll sue you!

My lawyer is Angus Goldstein, a Scottish Jew!

Archie Bunker's old lawyer!

Posted by: Litigatin' Miklos at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

8 Avenatti will keep being overly dramatic. Check out his twitter page. Every idiot on the left want to either throw cash at him or polish his knob. He'll keep fucking this golden goose.

Posted by: wooga at May 14, 2018 08:53 PM (Z8hN4)

9 The Tasha Reign story is pretty lame. It's a creepy perv guy, not sexual assault.

Posted by: wooga at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (Z8hN4)

10 Oh, and the Daily Beast reports that a fellow pornographic actress, Tasha Reign (note: I suspect this might not be her original legal name)


Only want to see you / with the Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign / Tasha Rei-eign

Posted by: Prince at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (fuK7c)

11 They always say that word, "thorough", before the word "investigation". Like some kind of shibboleth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (BRvh1)

12 But just three hours later, Morris announced that he had deleted his original tweet after working out "an arrangement" with Avenatti.


The DCNF Action 5 News Team gets results! Redacted film at 11!

Posted by: Miklos, remote location producer at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

13 Avennati - ties to KSA Intel agency & international man of mystery Joseph Mifsud. He seems nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

14
No groping the porn stars!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi)

15 I'll sue Sue, if you sue Sue ...

But Sue is a friend of mine!

Not after we sue ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (AoK0a)

16 Always investigate those who claim to be investigating.

Avenatti is a two bit hustler who needs his thumbs broken.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)

17 The Girls of G.L.O.P.

Sounds like a great name for a series.

Or a gangbang.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (4ErVI)

18 Avenatti was at least $8 million in debt a couple months ago. And then all his back taxes and legal bills got paid. And then he took on a client he had never met before that was sent to him to go after the President of the United States.

And there doesn't seem to be a mainstream reporter who is even remotely interested in these events.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

19 9 The Tasha Reign story is pretty lame. It's a creepy perv guy, not sexual assault.
Posted by: wooga at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (Z8hN4)

Let he who has not groped the help on a porn set cast the first stone. Allegedly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:59 PM (Dp6qK)

20 No groping the porn stars!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:57 PM

No fighting here! This is the war room!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2018 08:59 PM (UXke/)

21 "Ms. Daniels' recollection of what happened is vastly different."


So's mine. Ask me again tomorrow, after the Valu-Rite Loyalty Rewards hospitality event.

Posted by: Miklos, you never even called by my name at May 14, 2018 08:59 PM (zCyNd)

22 "Gentlemen, please, this is a pornography set! There's no sexual contact here!"

Posted by: Merkin Muffley, Director at May 14, 2018 08:59 PM (BRvh1)

23 I'll murderize ya!

Posted by: Mikey A. at May 14, 2018 08:59 PM (sXefu)

24 Cool. Dan Bongino is hosting Levin's show tonight.

He's going through Andy McCarthy's article from the 12th of May that I think ace linked to earlier today.

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (BfOXk)

25 #7 Litigatin' Miklos from a member of The Tribe

A Scottish friend once told me how copper wire was invented: a Scot and Jew fighting over a penny.

As for Angus Goldstein, wonder if he was related to this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Rifkind

Posted by: sestamibi at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (WusEB)

26 My recollection *was* a bit different.

Posted by: The Ficus at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (vDqXW)

27 Further, after the incident in question, Wicked performed a thorough investigation and found no substantiation for the allegations. It simply did not occur as Ms. Reign suggests."


Like slander in a brothel. I imagine everyone's accounts are suspect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 09:01 PM (yQpMk)

28 Thank goodness for Rush at least airing some of the truth that the blogs have found about Avenutty.

He even looks like a nut in the pic from the DC article.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 09:01 PM (eASYU)

29 If Ms Reigns sexual assault was filmed wasn't it just rehearsal?

Posted by: Northernlurker light at May 14, 2018 09:02 PM (nBr1j)

30 My recollection *was* a bit different.

Posted by: The Ficus at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (vDqXW)

Recollection or simply collection?

Posted by: Miklos, pure as the dew on an edelweiss at May 14, 2018 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

31 They always say that word, "thorough", before the word "investigation". Like some kind of shibboleth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (BRvh1)
---
Once you've got an investigation, does it really matter that's it's *thorough*?!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2018 09:02 PM (vDqXW)

32 Excellent article Ace.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 09:02 PM (a3OL0)

33 Buncha hos.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (+lOpA)

34 I'll set the DVR now to make sure that we get proof of all those press outlets that come to the 1st Amendment rights reserved for their.press brethren at the Daily Caller.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO)

35 Some p0rn stars are to be believed, others not?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (hMwEB)

36 After a thorough investigation, foxes report the hen house secure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 09:04 PM (yQpMk)

37 Can't we just get one of these rogue agencies to kick in the fucking door and seize all of his records? There are no privileges afforded anymore to the dopes in the Bar association.

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2018 09:04 PM (J7XgW)

38 Like some kind of shibboleth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (BRvh1)

See you one shibboleth, and raise you one taboo.

Posted by: Miklos, channeling the Hawaiian Volcano gods at May 14, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

39 38 Like some kind of shibboleth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (BRvh1)

See you one shibboleth, and raise you one taboo.
Posted by: Miklos, channeling the Hawaiian Volcano gods at May 14, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

What's all this hullabaloo?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (Dp6qK)

40 Trump's lawyers are going to flay this Por-Boner lawyer.

It's going to be Biblical.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (pw+jk)

41 * defense of 1st Amendment rights...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (UsCnO)

42 What's all this hullabaloo?


I was told there would be no Peruvian.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)

43 35
Some p0rn stars are to be believed, others not?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (hMwEB)


I, for one, would believe anything Amber Lynn told me.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:06 PM (sXefu)

44 Shotgun!

Posted by: Monsignor Benelli at May 14, 2018 09:07 PM (MS0+a)

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:07 PM (sXefu)

46 40 Trump's lawyers are going to flay this Por-Boner lawyer.

It's going to be Biblical.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (pw+jk)

Mmmm. Flayed flimflammer. With ketchup.

Posted by: TGE at May 14, 2018 09:07 PM (Dp6qK)

47 What's all this hullabaloo?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (Dp6qK)

The Hullabaloo is the Tulane University student newspaper. Don't ask them to spell hard words like "shibboleth".

Posted by: Miklos, former editor at May 14, 2018 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

48 I don't know what a BG scene is. I probably won't look it up.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

49 Big difference is that Stormy claims she had consensual relations with a paying client, while Reign claims she was assaulted by crew member.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (hMwEB)

50 The Hullabaloo is the Tulane University student newspaper. Don't ask them to spell hard words like "shibboleth".
Posted by: Miklos, former editor at May 14, 2018 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

I call shenanigans.

Posted by: TGE at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (Dp6qK)

51 42. Fell victim to jiggery pokery, didn't you?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

52 18 Avenatti was at least $8 million in debt a couple months ago. And then all his back taxes and legal bills got paid. And then he took on a client he had never met before that was sent to him to go after the President of the United States.

And there doesn't seem to be a mainstream reporter who is even remotely interested in these events.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (/tuJf)


Sounds tailor made for Sarah Carter or
Luke Rosniak. Or the WSJ reporter--- Kimberly something

Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 09:09 PM (BZA5F)

53 What's the rumpus?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

54 thorough
comprehensive

and either, or both, of investigation/reform

we need Mike Lindell as special envoy to hold AGSession's pillow 'at just the right angle'

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 09:09 PM (dF9Lb)

55 53. Any news on Rug?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

56 Ace is crushing it today.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (+Tibp)

57 how long does it take to rack up $160,000 in coffee?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

58 I saw a television promo for a made-for-tv drama about Prince Harry marrying an American divorcee.

I thought to myself, you Brits are gonna have to come harder than that to capture the imagination of the American public.

We've got wrasslin' promoters representing porn stars against other porn stars and suing the reality tv star billionaire President who is being hounded by a political witch hunt directed by the lesbian wife of the ex-President that banged interns in the Oval Office and the jug-eared, dog-eating homo that was sham-married to a transsexual dude.

And you've got "but he broke royal protocol"?

Up your game England. Up your game.

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA)

59 25
A Scottish friend once told me how copper wire was invented: a Scot and Jew fighting over a penny.
Posted by: sestamibi at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (WusEB)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

60 58. I rate this comment true and correct.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

61 14
No groping the porn stars!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi)

Classy brothels have a "only paying customers get to handle the merchandise" rule.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:11 PM (hMwEB)

62 I call shenanigans.

Posted by: TGE at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (Dp6qK)

The Russians' lawyers called Mueller's work "pettifoggery".

I say pishtash.

Posted by: Miklos, former asst. editor at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (zCyNd)

63 Some p0rn stars are to be believed, others not?



Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (hMwEB)

I, for one, would believe anything Amber Lynn told me.




Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:06 PM (sXefu)

========
Mia Mallikova would never lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (pw+jk)

64 Michael Avenatti and David Hogg at cut from the same cloth. They are the Batman and Robin of the Left.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (PvFoN)

65 That headline is unfair to wrestling promoters. Avanetti is a pimp.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (H5knJ)

66 >>>how long does it take to rack up $160,000 in coffee?<<<
Are we talking 8-balls or keys?

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (J7XgW)

67 We've got wrasslin' promoters representing porn
stars against other porn stars and suing the reality tv star billionaire
President who is being hounded by a political witch hunt directed by
the lesbian wife of the ex-President that banged interns in the Oval
Office and the jug-eared, dog-eating homo that was sham-married to a
transsexual dude.



And you've got "but he broke royal protocol"?



Up your game England. Up your game.

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA
===
SNORT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (pw+jk)

68 Kinda getting a kick out of how just about everybody who goes after Trump ends up making asses of themselves.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (UOiT9)

69 62. Eto prosto pizdets, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

70 I'll sue Sue, if you sue Sue ...

But Sue is a friend of mine!

Not after we sue ...
Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at May 14, 2018 08:58 PM (AoK0a)

Leave me out of it!

Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (BZA5F)

71 We've got wrasslin' promoters representing porn stars against other porn stars and suing the reality tv star billionaire President who is being hounded by a political witch hunt directed by the lesbian wife of the ex-President that banged interns in the Oval Office and the jug-eared, dog-eating homo that was sham-married to a transsexual dude.

And you've got "but he broke royal protocol"?

Up your game England. Up your game.
Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA)

Golf clap.

Posted by: TGE at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (Dp6qK)

72 What's all this hullabaloo?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:05 PM (Dp6qK)



It's on right after Ready, Steady, Go!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (SiINZ)

73


Next thing you're gonna tell me is Saundra Fluke owes a nose ring and hair dye supplier 300K.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (AASEZ)

74 I don't know what a BG scene is. I probably won't look it up.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:08 PM (sdi6R)


Evidently (yeah, I looked it up) it's "Boy-Girl". Which of course makes you wonder what other scenes she was shooting that day.

Posted by: Bert G at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (yzxic)

75 Mia Mallikova would never lie.



Which is Russian thus completing the circle.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA)

76 43 Whatever (not Ever)

Kay Parker with a dressing gown in the Conservatory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (hyuyC)

77 38 Like some kind of shibboleth.



Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:56 PM (BRvh1)




I think Shibboleth is opening for The Vinyl Stripes. Seriously.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (sXefu)

78 Any news on Rug?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

All is under rug. Untergeswept.

Posted by: Informant "A" on Clinton "matter" at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

79 64
Michael Avenatti and David Hogg at cut from the same cloth. They are the Batman and Robin of the Left.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (PvFoN)

========
But gayer... much more gayer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:14 PM (pw+jk)

80 What kind of lawyer goes into a coffee shop chain as a side business anyway. Oh right, the kind of lawyer that is going to embezzle the W-2 and FICA withholdings from the employee paychecks, stiff all the venders and has gotten a huge loan based on the company assets cuz he has no plans to actually try to make the coffee shops succeed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 09:14 PM (eASYU)

81 Because of the obvious nature of the business and the credibility question that goes along with any accusation of sexual harassment/ assault filed by a sex performer , it is the producer / director's responsibility to protect the talent.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:14 PM (2DOZq)

82 This guy is as crooked as they get.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:15 PM (LiyEm)

83 How many comments until I can go OT and talk about the Terror?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:15 PM (+Tibp)

84 Has anyone looked up where this promoter went to "law school"?

Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 09:15 PM (BZA5F)

85 Kinda getting a kick out of how just about everybody who goes after Trump ends up making asses of themselves.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 14, 2018 09:13 PM (UOiT9)

------

Me too. It is hilarious to watch.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (JOB0K)

86 Avenatti is a fucking bully and an utter, vile piece of donkey shit.

Plus his head looks like male genitalia, the signature look of a #nevertrumper.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (7n3kj)

87 tire-fire away Bluto

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (dF9Lb)

88 I saw Gorgeous Ladies Of Porn open for Steely Dan at The Mish(awaka Amphitheatre) in '79.

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (BiLU+)

89 Folderol, my good 'Rons & 'Ettes, sheer folderol!

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (953wK)

90 How many comments until I can go OT and talk about the Terror?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:15 PM (+Tibp)


So far, Mr. Hickey is a dick.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (sXefu)

91 rumpus

Heh, I haven't heard that word forever. Aunt and Uncle used to have what they called a rumpus room upstairs. It was our heathen play room.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (a3OL0)

92 Stormy Sue

Stormy Sue

Don't you know how I'll sue you

Oh oh Stormy

Gonna sue you, oh oh, a hey hey

Posted by: Buddy "Miklos" Avenatti at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

93 BG is Boy-Girl

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (LiyEm)

94 Sounds like that other porn star is butt hurt about Stormy and not in the good way.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (pw+jk)

95 I, for one, would believe anything Amber Lynn told me.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May




you know the porn star that guys like is like a shorthand psychological profile.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (MTjB1)

96 Has anyone looked up where this promoter went to "law school"?
Posted by: LASue

I think I read a story about a Law Prof from George Washington U who claimed this dreck as his student.

He also claimed that dreck was doing the Lord's work to keep our democracy.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (+Tibp)

97 BG is Boy-Girl

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (LiyEm)


Ooh, just like me!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 14, 2018 09:18 PM (sXefu)

98 So far, Mr. Hickey is a dick.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (sXefu)

Not to be confused with Mr. Haney. Well actually, he has a brother named Dick, well, actually nobody calls him that...

Posted by: Mikos Kimball, County Agent at May 14, 2018 09:18 PM (zCyNd)

99 My porn star name is Bridie Rain.... with a ten inch cock.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:19 PM (pw+jk)

100 Hickey is indeed a dick and an Irish sodomite to boot.

They're getting to the cannibalism-is-better-than-starving point in the journey south.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (+Tibp)

101 See you one shibboleth, and raise you one taboo.


I see your taboo and raise you one Tabu.

1923, F.W. Murnau, tale of love and South Seas bewbs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (fuK7c)

102 I've got some riding mower advice to ask if anyone is game. Dad's mower has hit the skids.

I replaced a couple of pulleys and the clutch cable and it went from always engaged. (easily remedied with the clutch), to never engaged. (replaced a frozen pulley). Now it won't engage and I just don't care anymore.

Dad says he just can't do it and chides me for what I am doing the entire time. I'm frustrated and tired of it.

I was looking at mowers online and The John Deere E100 for $1,500 caught my eye. Then I saw a Troy-Bilt Bronco but it comes with the mulching option separately. *curses*

Anyone have any opinions on either?

I just don't want to spend Two-Grand on a mower for my Dad.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

103 questions that need some answers are

1 - what did the guy do that qualifies for sex assault on a porn site?

2 - what sort of idiot is the guy that he could not simply control his lust until they started shooting the scene?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

104 you know the porn star that guys like is like a shorthand psychological profile.





Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:17 PM (MTjB1)


And I've got a shitload of betamax tapes.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (sXefu)

105 Another good word ya don't hear much these days - hobson-jobson.
Anglo-Indian slang, ftw.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

106 I hear it Reigns down in Africa...

Posted by: toto at May 14, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)

107 "Here's the article that Michael Avenatti seemed to be so terribly upset by. I hope I am not risking suit by quoting from it, and wondering (as Avenatti did not see fit to specify) which of the statements contained therein are untrue."
**************************
Don't worry Ace we've got your back and will set up a GoFundMe page if necessary.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 09:21 PM (PvFoN)

108 @18

Maybe his offices should be raided to get to the bottom of this?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 14, 2018 09:21 PM (UfMVm)

109 Directing porn must be a challenge...."Okay now,ankle behind your ear!"

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:21 PM (LiyEm)

110

Sue! Sue! Sudio... just let me say the word. ooooooohhhhhhh!
---Phil Collins Greatest Hits of All Time Ever

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 09:21 PM (roQNm)

111 Is it just me, or are all of the "Get Trump" crowd acting with all of the efficiency and competence of J.D. "Boss" Hogg, Roscoe P. Coltrane, and Enos going to get them some Duke boys?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (0QYMt)

112 I see your taboo and raise you one Tabu.

1923, F.W. Murnau, tale of love and South Seas bewbs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (fuK7c)

That counts as TWO cultural appropriations.

Penalty: One year alone on an island with zombie Margaret Mead.

Posted by: Miklos, Loa feeding in front of the tzompantli at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

113 Slapweasel, No Way, go by your local pawn shop.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (YS/wV)

114 100. Pro tip: go full cannibal at the first sign of trouble. Wait until it's yer last resort when facing starvation, amd there's nothing really worth eating by then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (fA1SL)

115 "We may or may not have seen the whole thing."

Posted by: Amy Reid's Magnificent Breasts at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (BfOXk)

116 Avennati - ties to KSA Intel agency & international man of mystery Joseph Mifsud. He seems nice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

Trump should have him renditioned to Gitmo, and waterboarded a few dozen times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (WFV7d)

117 got a shitload of betamax tapes.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May




you know, one kind of sad thing is that lots of pretty people that made questionable decisions before digital media were around will be vanished from history eventually.

suppose the downside is that lots of people that made questionable decisions after digital media will be forever reminded of their error.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (MTjB1)

118 58 Up your game England. Up your game.

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA)


"Up The Palace"?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (NL6wI)

119 Directing porn must be a challenge . . .

* * *

I'd approach it like a maestro. I'd just wave my baton around to subtley guide the action.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (H5knJ)

120 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

It wasn't an actor. It was part of the crew shooting the movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

121 Is it just me, or are all of the "Get Trump" crowd acting with all of the efficiency and competence of J.D. "Boss" Hogg, Roscoe P. Coltrane, and Enos going to get them some Duke boys?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (0QYMt)


TOP.




MEN.

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:24 PM (953wK)

122 I hear it Reigns down in Africa...
Posted by: toto

The Class of 2018 Colorado School of Mines chose this tune as their exit music after the graduation ceremony. How do I know? I was there watching Lil Blutarski graduate. I asked him about afterwards why that tune and he said "I have no idea". That's an engineer for you. And yes, I'm proud.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:24 PM (+Tibp)

123 Trump is femininity masquerading as masculinity.

Posted by: Ziggy Froyd at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (OrbR6)

124 Directing porn must be a challenge . . .

* * *

I'd approach it like a maestro. I'd just wave my baton around to subtley guide the action.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May




some internets wrote an article on what the average porn shoot is like. kind of has the effect of watching sausage get made.

lots more sponges than you would have guessed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

125 18 Avenatti was at least $8 million in debt a couple months ago. And then all his back taxes and legal bills got paid. And then he took on a client he had never met before that was sent to him to go after the President of the United States.

And there doesn't seem to be a mainstream reporter who is even remotely interested in these events.
Posted by: JackStraw

Sounds like a William Gibson novel.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (MS0+a)

126 How many comments until I can go OT and talk about the Terror?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:15 PM (+Tibp)


100.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (eY/ez)

127 Is it just me, or are all of the "Get Trump" crowd acting with all of the efficiency and competence of J.D. "Boss" Hogg, Roscoe P. Coltrane, and Enos going to get them some Duke boys?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (0QYMt)


Sic 'em Flash!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (ah7KA)

128 Is it just me, or are all of the "Get Trump" crowd acting with all of the efficiency and competence of J.D. "Boss" Hogg, Roscoe P. Coltrane, and Enos going to get them some Duke boys?

Posted by: Mikey NT


Indeed.

The DemonRats and their goons have the power and reach of the Stasi, and the competence of the Three Stooges if the Three Stooges were played by Zippy the Pinhead, a Retarded Hamster and my last law partner, Paul [redacted].

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (BfOXk)

129 Blutarski-esque 0.0

Congrats on a level-headed, no BS son. Hope he's immediately employable. Unlike so many youngins.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (hyuyC)

130 Michael Avenatti makes Anthony Scaramucci look like Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (eY/ez)

131 Up your game England. Up your game.

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA)

"Up The Palace"?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Up your flaps.

Posted by: Morons from Outer Space at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (+Tibp)

132 It wasn't an actor. It was part of the crew shooting the movie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May




got it. well then he is stupid, should get the book, or whatever they do in the industry, thrown at him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)

133 "1 - what did the guy do that qualifies for sex assault on a porn site?

2 - what sort of idiot is the guy that he could not simply control his lust until they started shooting the scene? "

ISTR she said "crew" not "cast". So a camera, lighting, fluffer or mopper, not the guy she expected to get penetrated by.

It seems like a minor point, but she likely got to the the rest of the casts' latest medical reports, but the crews'.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (fVubI)

134 I just don't want to spend Two-Grand on a mower for my Dad.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

Get the tech manual for the old one. Dig around enough you'll find it on-line.

I have Bronco with mulcher kit. It has a plastic POS discharge plug that I had to reinforce with a heavy sheetmetal the first year because the plastic was getting wore through that fast.

Fix the old one first or take take it to a shop.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (Eu5eZ)

135 Somebody grabbed a woman by the pussy.

Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (djCea)

136 This could be big.

John Solomon just reported on Hannity that tomorrow morning we might have more information about a potential Deripaska-Steele relationship regarding the dossier tomorrow morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:27 PM (/tuJf)

137 But is Mr Dickey a hick?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 09:27 PM (Evws/)

138 The important thing about directing porn is to have a full face guard. Like you were working in a chemistry lab with H2SO4, because you are.
Nobody on a porn set wants to blurt out "OH MY EYE!!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:27 PM (pw+jk)

139 102; Slap, have a Deere D-125. Looks just like that E-100. All I've done is sharpen the blades and change the oil and filter in 4 years. No problems at all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

140
Sounds like you broke a flywheel key Slapweasel. Dumbass

Posted by: Slapweasel's Father at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (r+sAi)

141 ISTR she said "crew" not "cast". So a camera, lighting, fluffer or mopper, not the guy she expected to get penetrated by.

It seems like a minor point, but she likely got to the the rest of the casts' latest medical reports, but the crews'.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May




got it. that is a difference with a distinction.


lol, mopper, was not aware of that position.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)

142 Another good word ya don't hear much these days - hobson-jobson.
Anglo-Indian slang, ftw.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

The practice known as "Hobson-Jobson" was common in English public schools in the 19th century.

It was prohibited in 1920; decriminalized in 1957; legalized in 1987, and has been subsidized through the UK National health Service since 2013.

It will be required for admission to University in the UK beginning 2019.

Posted by: Miklos, declining and falling at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

143 I'd approach it like a maestro. I'd just wave my baton around to subtley guide the action.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 14, 2018 09:23 PM (H5knJ)

I liked Johnny Maestro when he sang for The Crests.

"Calling all angels, calling all angels woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!"....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (EoRCO)

144 Congrats on a level-headed, no BS son. Hope he's immediately employable. Unlike so many youngins.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Thank you! And yes he has a job waiting. I'll never see him again unless I travel to him.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (+Tibp)

145 >>>Directing porn must be a challenge...."Okay now,ankle behind your ear!"<<<
A half Nelson with a little ground and pound is just a warmup. If you want to step up your game, go with a stone cold stunner.

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM (J7XgW)

146 should have told tickled pink about the sponges to help her with her problem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

147 Given that the media shrieks every single day that Trump is threatening the First Amendment by merely criticizing them and saying "Fake News," surely they must be rushing to the Daily Caller's defense now that one of their frequent guests -- guests? the guy's in their studios so much it seems he's pretty much one of their colleagues -- is threatening fellow reporters with a lawsuit over unspecified "defamations."

---

Hahaha no, Daily Caller doesn't count as "real" media and it doesn't have "real" reporters so this is no big whoop.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (Yfbv2)

148 It wasn't an actor. It was part of the crew shooting the movie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

'Crew'. That is what the call the guys lurking around waiting for the 'improvised' GB.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (Eu5eZ)

149 So it wasn't a Butt Glue scene?

Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (8SG/h)

150 91 rumpus

Heh, I haven't heard that word forever. Aunt and Uncle used to have what they called a rumpus room upstairs. It was our heathen play room.
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (a3OL0)

Wild Thing: Let the wild rumpus start!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (Dp6qK)

151
Somebody grabbed a woman by the pussy.


Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (djCea)


Boorrrring. You need to make her your slave (assuming she's a darkie).

Posted by: fA.G. Schneiderman at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (sXefu)

152 Slapweasel

Look into Deere repair shops. Lot cheeper than an new one. Some of them will travel to you, or will put your mower on a trailer to the shop, with a return.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)

153 138 The important thing about directing porn is to have a full face guard. Like you were working in a chemistry lab with H2SO4, because you are.
Nobody on a porn set wants to blurt out "OH MY EYE!!"
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:27 PM (pw+jk)

Of course , if you can think of it, there is porn about it. Including what you posted .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

154 Up your game England. Up your game.

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 09:10 PM (ah7KA)

"Up The Palace"?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik



Is that like Up Pompeii?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 09:30 PM (SiINZ)

155 someone auctioned off a painting of kate upton for $157 million.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

156 William Gibson? Never heard of him.

Posted by: charlie gibson at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (Evws/)

157 got it. well then he is stupid, should get the book, or whatever they do in the industry, thrown at him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)

Fluffer on a gay shoot?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (Eu5eZ)

158 154. They don't like it stuck up 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

159 Nice job Blutarski-esque 0.0.
Well done.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (pw+jk)

160 The good dude, Mr James, just past.

And they're eating their boots.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (+Tibp)

161 Fluffer on a gay shoot?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May




works

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:31 PM (MTjB1)

162 Jack Straw:
Mike Flynn, Jr. is tweeting #LetErikSpeak and saying Erik Prince knows what is on Weiner's laptop--and it's "DAAAAAAAAAMNIG"

I remember Prince in an interview on Breitbart intimated something to that effect. Who or what is keeping him from talking?

(Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater)

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 09:32 PM (HiDrR)

163 Leave me out of it!
Posted by: LASue


Ah - ha ...

A Cease and Desist blog comment!

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at May 14, 2018 09:32 PM (AoK0a)

164 Nice job Blutarski-esque 0.0.
Well done.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

Thank you but all praise to Mrs. Blutarski. She made better men out of both of us.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:33 PM (+Tibp)

165 so, SLN next week..?

Baldwin as Trump: So, Stawmy, Melania is in the hospital this weekend, are you free for fifteen minutes..?

(uproarious laughter and applause. Baldwin looks to the side and his tongue falls out of his mouth as Michael Moore comes out in a blond wig and glittery gown. He turns around and shakes his ass. Thunderous applause as lights dim and stage begins to buckle.)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 09:33 PM (KxbBq)

166 Adriane the Literary Critic

We are the "No means No" people a mom wanted in a girl's life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 09:33 PM (hyuyC)

167 someone auctioned off a painting of kate upton for $157 million.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)


That's stupid. Why would you want that?

Posted by: John Podesta at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (sXefu)

168 Dad says he just can't do it and chides me for what I am doing the entire time. I'm frustrated and tired of it.

I was looking at mowers online and The John Deere E100 for $1,500 caught my eye. Then I saw a Troy-Bilt Bronco but it comes with the mulching option separately. *curses*

Anyone have any opinions on either?

I just don't want to spend Two-Grand on a mower for my Dad.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U

------

Find a good shop or get thee to Craigslist. No need to spend 2k on new.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (JOB0K)

169 My porn star name is Bridie Rain.... with a ten inch cock.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:19 PM (pw+jk)

-----------------

Kind of a small rooster, isn't it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (+F0Wk)

170 Thank you but all praise to Mrs. Blutarski. She made better men out of both of us.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0
======
Yep, the good ones polish a rough stone(s).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (pw+jk)

171 Given his current client, I thought the "pump and dump scheme" was something entirely different. You guys have sullied my mind!!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (XKZwp)

172 "Thorough" is The Paolo's second most-received review compliment.

Posted by: Paolo at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

173 Eric Prince- Betsy DeVos's brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 09:34 PM (YS/wV)

174 That's stupid. Why would you want that?
Posted by: John Podesta

I concur.

Posted by: Harry Reid's pancreas at May 14, 2018 09:35 PM (+Tibp)

175 mallfly the Georgia Peach

IDNK we had a SNL comedy writer on AoSHQ. Cool!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 09:35 PM (hyuyC)

176 I replaced a couple of pulleys and the clutch cable and it went from always engaged. (easily remedied with the clutch), to never engaged. (replaced a frozen pulley). Now it won't engage and I just don't care anymore.

Dad says he just can't do it and chides me for what I am doing the entire time. I'm frustrated and tired of it.

I was looking at mowers online and The John Deere E100 for $1,500 caught my eye. Then I saw a Troy-Bilt Bronco but it comes with the mulching option separately. *curses*

Anyone have any opinions on either?

I just don't want to spend Two-Grand on a mower for my Dad.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

We can help you, Slap, but more information is needed. Make and model of mower, and general type, for one. Is it the blade clutch or the motion clutch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:35 PM (WFV7d)

177 Avenatti is a fucking bully and an utter, vile piece of donkey shit.

Plus his head looks like male genitalia, the signature look of a #nevertrumper.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 09:16 PM (7n3kj)

There was a guy in my high school class who everybody called scrotum head.

Posted by: Northernlurker light at May 14, 2018 09:36 PM (nBr1j)

178
Pump and Dump?

Is that like this? Anthony Foxx, Obama's Sec of Transportation...and one of the people who defaulted on $10 million loan to finance the Dem Convention:

"The company paid Foxx almost $421,000 during his time at DesignLine, according to a filing in federal bankruptcy court last week by Elaine Rudisill, the trustee overseeing the company’s liquidation. The filing alleges Foxx didn’t actually do the job he reportedly held at DesignLine.

“Defendant spent little to no time at the Debtors’ facilities during the relevant time period,” the trustee wrote. DesignLine also employed two outside law firms, paying them millions of dollars. In her filing, Rudisill said there is no evidence Foxx communicated with them at all."



https://preview.tinyurl.com/p8bcbth

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:36 PM (58eZn)

179 135 Somebody grabbed a woman by the pussy.
Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2018 09:26 PM (djCea)

Guilty of the crime of being poor and undesirable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:36 PM (Dp6qK)

180 We can help you, Slap, but more information is
needed. Make and model of mower, and general type, for one. Is it the
blade clutch or the motion clutch?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:35 PM (WFV7d)


I just replaced the clutch on my sybian. But it had over 150,000 miles on it.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at May 14, 2018 09:37 PM (sXefu)

181 Pump and Dump?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May




so not german porn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:38 PM (MTjB1)

182
I think there is a solenoid in those clutches, maybe the charge isn't getting there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 09:38 PM (r+sAi)

183 >>I remember Prince in an interview on Breitbart intimated something to that effect. Who or what is keeping him from talking?

The only thing I can think of would be the same thing that is keeping Trump from declassifying all of the documents that Congress is asking for and more, criminal prosecutions. Same thing that is keeping Flynn's lawyers from going public with the exculpatory information they've seen by now. And Rudy has seen the same information Prince has seen and he's not talking.

There might be another reason but I can't figure it out. Trump could have put a lot of this to bed months ago if he wanted, thats one of the perks that comes with the job. He can declassify anything. But he hasn't.

If anyone has a better theory I'm all ears.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (/tuJf)

184 Eric Prince- Betsy DeVos's brother.
Posted by: Ben Had

That shocked me when I found that out.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (MS0+a)

185 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Jim Acosta 'Whines' Like Her Children

In it, reporter Benny Johnson asks Sanders, "What's harder, dealing with your children when they are having a bad or onerous day or dealing with Jim Acosta?"

After laughing, Sanders responded to the query.

"Probably depends on the day. Both of them can whine pretty regularly. They both like to ask the same questions and sometimes their tone needs to be adjusted a little bit," said Sanders.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (SiINZ)

186 I liked Johnny Maestro when he sang for The Crests.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 09:28 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Brooklyn Bridge at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (DMUuz)

187 If the lawyer is unfamiliar with the legalities of "off the record" then I sure as hell wouldn't trust him with knowledge of non-disclosure agreements.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (ITvKk)

188
I don't know who Tasha Reign is. I swear.

Honest, I don't.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

189 If the lawyer is unfamiliar with the legalities of
"off the record" then I sure as hell wouldn't trust him with knowledge
of non-disclosure agreements.


Posted by: SGTYork at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (ITvKk)


Ha, as if that matters.

Posted by: Bob M. at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (sXefu)

190 AOP is right. It sounds like a remedy is within reach, but need specific info re make and model, or specifics about the mechanics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (58eZn)

191 "We can help you, Slap, but more information is needed. Make and model of mower, and general type, for one. Is it the blade clutch or the motion clutch?"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:35 PM (WFV7d)

Craftsman 917.270930 6-Speed Transaxle, blade clutch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (Ckg4U)

192 so this Avenatti guy - is he like Better Call Saul?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (hMwEB)

193 In case anyone cares my porn name is Search Function.

Yes I'm a geek.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 09:42 PM (7n3kj)

194 There might be another reason but I can't figure it out. Trump could have put a lot of this to bed months ago if he wanted, thats one of the perks that comes with the job. He can declassify anything. But he hasn't.

If anyone has a better theory I'm all ears.
Posted by: JackStraw

Timing. This stupid investigation is benefiting him, so let it play out. Then,.apply the kill shot right before mid terms. Trump knows dramatic timing.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:42 PM (MS0+a)

195 I don't know who Tasha Reign is. I swear.

Honest, I don't.


I bing-ed. Hoor.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)

196 more information is needed. Make and model of mower, and general type, for one. Is it the blade clutch or the motion clutch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May



ball bearings. it's all ball bearings these says.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:42 PM (MTjB1)

197 If anyone has a better theory I'm all ears.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM
====
I do not think Trump is a dumb or inexperienced in any of this government bureaucracy games. He wins and I think he is leveraging for maximum payoff.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:43 PM (pw+jk)

198 Eric Prince- Betsy DeVos's brother.
Posted by: Ben Had
----------
That shocked me when I found that out.
Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM
~~~~~

I had no idea until Ben Had just posted it. But at this point, nothing surprises or shocks me anymore.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 09:43 PM (HiDrR)

199 Craftsman 917.270930 6-Speed Transaxle, blade clutch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (Ckg4U)



Mines a 4 speed Muncie.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at May 14, 2018 09:44 PM (sXefu)

200 Any news on Rug?

Still dead, as far as I know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 09:44 PM (yQpMk)

201 I don't know who Tasha Reign is. I swear.



Honest, I don't.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

==
Thread WINNAH!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:44 PM (pw+jk)

202 >> I bing-ed. Hoor.

B-lister at best. C-list mostly. I see she's getting in a cat cat fight with some other pornettes who say she was a liar and this didn't happen.

The crew dude who allegedly did this was named "Joel" I see, no last name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)

203 "Don't indulge your morals over your practicals", says Mr Hickey. It's supper time!

Posted by: Harry Reid's pancreas at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (+Tibp)

204 198. Ya mean like McCain and Paul Manafort celebrating Maverick's 70th birthday on the yacht of Deripasa, who paid $25 mil outta his own pocket to help the FBI. Totes outta the goodness of his heart and from respect for Hoover's boys, natch. oh, and deripasa? Married to Yeltsin's granddaughter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

205 >>Timing. This stupid investigation is benefiting him, so let it play out. Then,.apply the kill shot right before mid terms. Trump knows dramatic timing.

Well sure but it's got to be more than that. These people tried to take down his presidency and accused him of treason. They've indicted people who worked for him and put others in serious financial hardship. He's not withholding exculpatory information just to get a bump in the midterms.

Trump loves revenge. He's written about how much he likes it. He wants scalps over this.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (/tuJf)

206 Pump and Dump?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May




so not german porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth

Nooo,.I had chicken tonight

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:46 PM (MS0+a)

207 200. * fistbump *
Miller's Crossing is best crossing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

208 Strictly a cash for gash op.

Posted by: Corona at May 14, 2018 09:46 PM (MceDl)

209 I'll drive that bitch to the dump and buy him a new one, rather than putting up with one more minute of his correcting me for helping him.

I know he's got dementia, but his expertise comes along with Riding My Ass for every step and I'm sick of it.

If I could do it while he wasn't around, I'd be much happier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:46 PM (Ckg4U)

210 There might be another reason but I can't figure it out. Trump could have put a lot of this to bed months ago if he wanted, thats one of the perks that comes with the job. He can declassify anything. But he hasn't.

If anyone has a better theory I'm all ears.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (/tuJf)


Maybe Trump studied the October Surprise?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM (Eu5eZ)

211 Trump loves revenge. He's written about how much he likes it. He wants scalps over this.
Posted by: JackStraw

And he's just now hitting his stride. He's got this.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM (+Tibp)

212
Out of curiosity Slap, are you sitting in the seat when engaging the clutch?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM (r+sAi)

213 "Out of curiosity Slap, are you sitting in the seat when engaging the clutch?"
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM (r+sAi)

I've done both sitting and standing aside.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:48 PM (Ckg4U)

214 >> Thread WINNAH!!

As all the Horde knows, I am as innocent and pure as the wind driven snow.

And by snow I mean .... well, y'all fill in the blank there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 09:49 PM (8O3HH)

215 I've done both sitting and standing aside.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:48 PM


what are you wearing?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 09:49 PM (KCxzN)

216 Trump loves revenge. He's written about how much he likes it. He wants scalps over this.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (/tuJf)

And the best revenge is to dash their mid term hopes, and lower the boom, then MAGA for six more years.

They tried to get him to fire Mueller. He didn't bite. Schneiderman is gone.

I'll be patient.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (Dp6qK)

217 Slap - It appears that both the 'ground drive' and blades are engaged/disengaged via idler pulleys which are activated by linkages. Is that what you see?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (58eZn)

218 AoSHQ is probably the only place on the internet where there are simultaneous discussions of porn stars and riding mowers.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

219 what are you wearing?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May




well, his neighbors refer to him as the mr godiva of cleveland.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (MTjB1)

220 Will Slap claim a First on tonight's ONT?

Posted by: Will the Circle be Unbroken? at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (DMUuz)

221 "what are you wearing?"
-Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 09:49 PM (KCxzN)

Jeans, t-shirt, flannel. Standard wear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (Ckg4U)

222
Trump loves revenge. He's written about how much he likes it. He wants scalps over this.
Posted by: JackStraw

It going to be a fun ride.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (BnKuy)

223 so not german porn?

German is to porn as Obama is to presidentin.

Posted by: JEM at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (kamcZ)

224 218. Deviantart has whole categories for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

225 Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM (/tuJf)

Maybe there is stuff that is of national security concerns and he knows it's more important than getting immediate redemption.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (2DOZq)

226 184
Eric Prince- Betsy DeVos's brother.

Posted by: Ben Had



That shocked me when I found that out.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (MS0+a)

Yeah: Blackwater is Amway is US Dept. of Education is...Trump.

BTW - Amway is Grand Rapids is Dutch Christian is conservative as all get-out is...Trump.
Okay, there is just this Trump - Conservative - West Michigan vibe that as a Michigander I am totally in favor of but otherwise find a bit creepy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (0QYMt)

227 Maybe Trump studied the October Surprise?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM (Eu5eZ)

I speculate he had the DNC hacked and Podesta phished. I have no proof. But it's a fun rumor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:52 PM (Dp6qK)

228 >>Maybe there is stuff that is of national security concerns and he knows it's more important than getting immediate redemption.

Very true. And there is.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:52 PM (/tuJf)

229
I believe there is a seat sensor for safety. The clutch won't engage if the operator presence switch isn't engaged. Look under the seat and clean the wires. You can check the wires with your meter if you want.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 09:52 PM (r+sAi)

230 Slap , disassociate Dad from this. You know where he is and don't let it drag on you.

Old tales are worth naught but in dementia my Mother always called me by my dead brothers name.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 09:53 PM (YS/wV)

231 Craftsman 917.270930 6-Speed Transaxle, blade clutch.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:41 PM (Ckg4U)

Looks like the blade clutch makes use of an idler to press the belt into the pulley groove. If that part is working, check and see if the set screw holding the pulley on the blade spindle has worked loose, allowing the pulley to spin freely on the spindle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:53 PM (WFV7d)

232 sensor for safety. The clutch won't engage if the operator presence switch isn't engaged. Look under the seat and clean the wires. You can check the wires with your meter if you want.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May




you should quit having sex on the mower as well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 09:53 PM (MTjB1)

233 230. This is true. My greatgrandmother called my by my grandfather's name the last five years of her life. And not always in English, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

234 Ont is nood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

235 65 That headline is unfair to wrestling promoters. Avanetti is a pimp.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 14, 2018 09:12 PM (H5knJ)

Avanetti is a pimp. He could have never out fought Donald Trump. But I didn't know until this day that it was Soros all along.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (9BLnV)

236 I believe there is a seat sensor for safety. The clutch won't engage if the operator presence switch isn't engaged. Look under the seat and clean the wires. You can check the wires with your meter if you want.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---------------

It appears that the blades are engaged via an idler pulley, which is manually positioned by a lever/control cable. No electronics involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (58eZn)

237 "Slap - It appears that both the 'ground drive' and blades are engaged/disengaged via idler pulleys which are activated by linkages. Is that what you see?"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (58eZn)

Yes. I thought I had reconnected the linkages correctly, but perhaps under duress I missed a spring or something.

Maybe I'll take a beat and go back in a few days, which would PISS OFF my Dad.

I'd rather just pay for repairs or a new mower because I have a job and stress and I hate seeing my patient father acting like a Shit-Monkey.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (Ckg4U)

238 The rule about attacking a King is that you'd better take him down. Because, the next day he will unleash hell.

The small group better have some deep foxholes ready. The Maltese guy has already hit the mattresses.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (MS0+a)

239 nood ONT

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (jp0Bv)

240 Wow a 917. Love those 12 cylinder bug motors.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (UdKB7)

241 AoSHQ is probably the only place on the internet where there are simultaneous discussions of porn stars and riding mowers.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

Well, they are both built to be ridden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (WFV7d)

242 nood
ONT

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (kXxLC)

243 Alzheimers is crueler than cancer. F both of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

244 218 AoSHQ is probably the only place on the internet where there are simultaneous discussions of porn stars and riding mowers.

And this is why I love this place.

Posted by: Toni at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (SEY8G)

245 McCain and Paul Manafort celebrating Maverick's 70th birthday on the yacht of Deripasa


Palp-the correkt spelling is Deripaska.


You can do the Cyrillic.

Just so that your NSA "to/from" and "about" Boolean inquires don't go astray.

Posted by: Miklos, the NSa building at Ft. Meade is actually called the "Kaaba" at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)

246 I'd rather just pay for repairs or a new mower because I have a job and stress and I hate seeing my patient father acting like a Shit-Monkey.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
------------

Well, deal with it as you find most convenient, but I suspect that the effort/cost to repair is a tiny fraction of replacing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:58 PM (58eZn)

247 Trump loves revenge. He's written about how much he likes it. He wants scalps over this.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:45 PM
~~~~~

I have no reason to doubt this. So far, POTUS has not disappointed me in any major way; in fact, he has far surpassed my expectations.

This whole nightmare is so widespread and all-encompassing that it's truly impossible to fathom. All those conspiracy theorists who talk of a New World Order don't sound so crazy anymore, do they?
How crazy is that?!?!?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 09:59 PM (HiDrR)

248 There might be another reason but I can't figure it out. Trump could have put a lot of this to bed months ago if he wanted, thats one of the perks that comes with the job. He can declassify anything. But he hasn't.

If anyone has a better theory I'm all ears.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:39 PM (/tuJf)


Maybe Trump studied the October Surprise?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:47 PM

Timing is everything.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 14, 2018 09:59 PM (2NqXo)

249 I'm bookmarking this thread because there are good ideas here. I can be patient but it seems my Dad cannot.

I'll mow his lawn this weekend with my mower and I'll take the slings and arrows that come along with said task, delayed.

Thanks to The Horde. Those of you with advice have helped me relieve some stress and kept me from emotionally doing something rash.

Although it will be chided, I'll take another look this weekend.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)

250 Maybe I'll take a beat and go back in a few days, which would PISS OFF my Dad.

I'd rather just pay for repairs or a new mower because I have a job and stress and I hate seeing my patient father acting like a Shit-Monkey.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (Ckg4U)

On some of those complicated belt drives, it's real easy to get the idler on the wrong side of the belt. And it looks right, but just won't work. BTDT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:00 PM (WFV7d)

251 -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 09:58 PM (58eZn)

I know, Brother. I was just pissed.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

252 Okay, there is just this Trump - Conservative - West
Michigan vibe that as a Michigander I am totally in favor of but
otherwise find a bit creepy.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:51 PM (0QYMt)

==============================
West Michigan vibe. Heh.

Posted by: mrp at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (Pqytn)

253 Blutarski-esque -- Congratulations to the young 'un! Colorado School of Mines is a top flight engineering program.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (twkXM)

254 Thank you to Guy Mohawk, AOP, Mike Hammer, Chavez, and Ben Had for sound advice.

I'll think about it and dive back in this weekend.

God Save The Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 14, 2018 10:07 PM (Ckg4U)

255 Funny dementia story: My elderly Mom once answered the phone in the living room but I had already picked up the call in my bedroom. She kept talking into the phone, asking, "Is this JuJuBee?" So I was speaking to her through the phone while also calling out to her from the bedroom, "I got it! You can hang up now!" After that, she frequently asked me, and other relatives, about the Other JuJuBee. She was convinced there were two of me.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 10:10 PM (2NqXo)

256
have no reason to doubt this. So far, POTUS has not disappointed me in any major way; in fact, he has far surpassed my expectations

Same, I expected Mitt Romney with a Mouth. And, we get a guy whose tracking right of Reagan and kicking ass.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (MS0+a)

257 "I was sexually assaulted by one of her crewmembers. He groped and grabbed me from behind," she says, wiping away tears.

I read about this. He apparently inappropriately brushed her boob while shoving a jackhammer up her ass.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (IeDO8)

258 questions answers, porn green grass, ass, gas
lawnmover is fixable, sleep for to dream, fresh look and find that it's about 90% to fixed already, wd40, silicon, some tools save for no hammers nor splodey stuff.

get the blades all tunedup while you're at it.

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (dF9Lb)

259 253-I didn't know Colorado had a whole school for Mimes.

Posted by: emily Litella at May 14, 2018 10:33 PM (11H2y)

260 257 "I was sexually assaulted by one of her crewmembers. He groped and grabbed me from behind," she says, wiping away tears.

I read about this. He apparently inappropriately brushed her boob while shoving a jackhammer up her ass.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (IeDO

You heard wrong, man. She initiated it. She told me, 'Give me 12 inches and make it hurt'. So I fucked her twice and beat the crap out of her."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 10:44 PM (9BLnV)

261 (240) Mow the paddock in the morning, 240 mph on the Mulsanne Straight in the PM.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (RuIsu)

262 Probably gonna get banned for posting late but my favorite is how he was squatting in a 12 million dollar house and not paying the 100,000.00 a month rent in Lido Island aka Zooport Beach, California

Posted by: Lava Land at May 15, 2018 01:24 AM (FJrl0)

263 Maybe the new porn meme is #shutupandfuck?

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2018 01:48 AM (Y274z)

264 Dear Michael,

"Ms. Daniels' recollection of
what happened is vastly different. Further, after the incident in
question, Wicked performed a thorough investigation and found no
substantiation for the allegations. It simply did not occur as Ms. Reign
suggests."

Now that's the kind of bold advocacy we film directors need!

Call me.

Sincerely,


Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, Potted Plant Productions at May 15, 2018 06:27 AM (wKDNb)

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