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Who Ya Gonna Believe, James Comey or Two Lying Transcripts of James Comey's Congressional Testimony?
Last week, the House released a transcript of James Comey testifying that the interviewing agents briefed him that they had seen no indications of deception in Michael Flynn's testimony.
Former FBI Director James Comey testified to the House Intelligence Committee that FBI agents did not believe that Michael Flynn, who was national security adviser, intentionally lied about talks with Russia’s ambassador, according to a newly unredacted report from the committee. "Director Comey testified to the Committee that 'the agents…discerned no physical indications of deception," said a new version of the report obtained by Fox News on Friday. "They didn’t see any change in posture, in tone, in inflection, in eye contact. They saw nothing that indicated to them that he knew he was lying to them.'"However, when later asked about this last month by Brett Baier, Comey claimed he'd never said that, never heard that, and didn't know how that particular #FakeNews got into the media.
"No, I saw that in the media,” Comey said last week on Fox News' "Special Report." "Someone misunderstood something I said. I didn’t believe that and didn’t say that."Well, if the House transcript wasn't enough, how about the Senate transcript, too?
In a letter to the FBI and the Justice Department seeking documents, Mr. Grassley relates that Mr. Comey "touched on" the Flynn case before the Judiciary Committee on March 15, 2017. A "career, non-partisan law enforcement officer" was present and took notes. "According to that agent's contemporaneous notes," Mr. Grassley writes, "Director Comey specifically told us during that briefing that the FBI agents who interviewed Lt. General Michael Flynn, 'saw nothing that led them to believe [he was] lying.'" Mr. Grassley says this contradicts Mr. Comey's "public statements during his current book tour denying any memory of those comments," and that Mr. Comey "led us to believe during that briefing" that "the Justice Department was unlikely to prosecute [ Mr. Flynn ] for false statements made in that interview." The House Intelligence Committee has released a transcript of Mr. Comey saying the same thing about Mr. Flynn, so this is the second time Mr. Comey has been contradicted on the point.The Wall Street Journal writes that the Form 302 interview record forms -- the only records the FBI maintains of interviews, remember -- are probably among the documents that are being sought from Rod Rosenstein, and can help us find out whether Comey was lying then, or lying now. And of course Rod Rosenstein is citing Important National Security Concerns as a reason to withhold such documents from Congress. Not to protect his friend Comey or anything. By the way -- the WSJ says that the testimony they cite occurred March 19, 2017 -- over a month before Mueller was appointed Special Counsel (on May 17, 2017). And what happened soon after that? The FBI advised Comey to coordinate with Mueller about his then-pending June 2017 testimony. I wonder if this coordination with Mueller helped Comey remember -- or unremember -- important facts between March and June of 2017. You know who used to lie all the time, too? Comey's protege Jesus of Nazareth.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Octopussy at May 14, 2018 07:02 PM (Ap3Yd)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (aC6Sd)
3 And Ace is en fuego.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)
Pee-yoo. Burning Ewok hair is stinky.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Ever at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:06 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
++++
Yep, The Beltway Language of a Fucking Liar
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)
Fucking bastards. When does the shooting start? This is getting us nowhere.
Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (C1NyB)
............
With friends like Comey, who needs a pet snake?
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)
We've been living in a subliminal police state.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)
That's why we say, "Hey man, nice shot...."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: IC at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (a0IVu)
Lying to Congress! Impeach!! This proves the collusion right there!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)
.............
I'll lose a $20 bet if it happens, but there will be a party at my house anyway.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)
---
They will control the horizontal. They will control the vertical. They can roll the image, make it flutter. They can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (vDqXW)
Comey is a cvnt!
He's also a psycho. I'd never seen him speak before and when Bret Baier interviewed him a few weeks back, you could just tell that guy's got a few screws loose.
Something about that boy just ain't right.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (eASYU)
++++
Are you naive enough to believe that the FBI/NSA doesn't know exactly who is donating to Judicial Watch?? Of course they do. In fact just by typing Judicial Watch in this comments section we are probably both under surveillance.
They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.
We. Are. Fucked.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (yTnCT)
Something about that boy just ain't right.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)
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He had that same Tim-Kaine-is-a-Loon feel to him that I got when seeing Tim Kaine for the first time.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (wdmm9)
@NickRiccardi
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
If the agents said they saw no physical signs of Flynn lying when he was giving his interview, no shifty eyes, no excessive perspiration, etc., does that mean they were saying Flynn was being truthful? Does that mean that Flynn was truthful?
There are some people who can beat a lie detector, and there are some people who can convincingly lie. That doesn't mean that every word out of their mouths s true.
So, if I tell you that I witnessed the interview of a subject and that I saw no physical signs he was lying, no tells; is that the same as me saying that the subject answered all the questions truthfully?
No. Those are two different things. Comey may know that the agents said they saw no signs of lying, while knowing some bit of info that tells him that Flynn said something that was untrue. And, Comey, being the snake that he is, may have blurred that distinction while talking to members of Congress. He may have wanted them to believe that the FBI had nothing on Flynn, so he talked about the agents' observations about Flynn's physical demeanor while keeping the bit that he knew was untruthful under his hat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (VuwBi)
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (7n3kj)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (wdmm9)
It would appear that the top layer and probably two levels down on the org chart of all LE and IC agencies are corrupt psychotic shit weasels and need to be sent to PMITAFP for this first in history attempted coup detat
Posted by: Kreplach at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (UfMVm)
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
180 degrees out of phase.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (7n3kj)
The guy before J Edgar Hoover.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)
Exactly right. Idk what it is but there's something there.
He's also one of those guys who tries to keep his voice perfectly calm and even and mellow and I just want to freaking scream WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PERFECTLY MODULATED F@#$!!!!!!
sorry
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (8giK4)
"So are they all, all honorable men," Asha Rangappa said. "Now let's get back to Hogg and the whore."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (sB8d1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (YS/wV)
Rosenstein wrote the letter for Trump justifying Comey's firing. I don't think that's the reason.
It's the 302s which were both altered and according to the Page/Strzok texts contain information they purposely wanted to hide from Congress.
Sounds more like a criminal investigation than anything else.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
************
Marry me? Unless youre a dude, then bromance maybe?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (7n3kj)
Posted by: St. James Comey at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (rdl6o)
Ummmmmmm....No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM
Maybe it'll be an October Surprise for the mid-terms.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)
July 25, 1908...
The FBI was created w/o congressional oversight...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (7LY+6)
They already confirmed what Flynn said to them was not true. What they said and what Comey testified to was that it did not appear that Flynn knew what he was saying was not true.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (wSC8T)
-- the only records the FBI maintains of interviews, remember -- are
probably among the documents that are being sought from Rod Rosenstein,
and can help us find out whether Comey was lying then, or lying now.
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So why can't Rosencrook just change the 302's into what he wants them to say?
It isn't like they actually have a chain of control for evidence any more. Look at the Hillary server for an example.
How any FBI field agent can look at an American citizen and claim they stand for the law is beyond me.
The field agents have a gun and a badge and have authority to bust felons breaking federal law.
Even if it is their bosses.
So fuch every last one of you, you are all effing crooks.
Until you prove different.
Your move, FBI agents.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (UsCnO)
You keep using those words; I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
Perhaps we should rescind your capacity to exercise such discretion until you and your replacements learn the meaning. Maybe reinstate it sometime after you get out of jail for abuse of power.
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)
====
See my post in a thread a couple of threads ago, your Buddy popped up again, Deripaska
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (J7XgW)
Aww. Thanks buddy!
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (sB8d1)
"Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."
- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (VM6ev)
............
AoS. Come for the dick jokes. Stay for the poetry.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
73 Comey. Fucking useless bag of stains. Putrid , pus dripping, cock scab. Cockroach infested pile of weeds. This bitch needs to get up close and personal with a barbwire pear of anguish
............
AoS. Come for the dick jokes. Stay for the poetry.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)
I saw Barbwire Pear of Anguish open for Lords of the New Church at the Palladium in '83.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
The clit exists.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (yTnCT)
1. Thou shalt protect the graven image of the FBI
2. Thou shalt have no other idols before Us.
3. Honor thy FBI before thy Mother and Father.
4. Thy FBI will always absolve thee of murder when you kill an unarmed man during an interview in his apartment.
5. Expunging exculpatory evidence is not stealing.
10. Thy FBI is thine God and can do no wrong.
Posted by: J Edgar descending from the mount at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (YS/wV)
Organized crime has more honor; they know they're crooks and illegitimate.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (xJrIn)
Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."
- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)
+++
Clever things, I wish I had thought to say in the AoSHQ comments section....
***stares off into the distance, with wistful look***
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (2sCft)
a son of a bitch!..."
- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
He could tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: J Edgar Hoover at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
He could tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (ANIFC)
He said he was "in" like somebody else not named Flynn.
Preposterous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)
I've heard. I don't think that's the last we've heard of him either.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
1. Drive businesses away
2. ????
3. No more homeless!
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (J7XgW)
7. "What did you have for breakfast, Mrs. Weaver?"
8. "Tear up Texas".
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (EUMr7)
So, the boys of Nazareth started brainstorming other ways you could say "son of a bitch", and they settled on "heir of the dog". This was very similar to another popular expression, "hair of the dog", so that's the title they went with.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
He was listening to every word his wife just said.
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (8giK4)
68
Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."
- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)
+++
Clever things, I wish I had thought to say in the AoSHQ comments section....
***stares off into the distance, with wistful look***
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM
Yeah, well, love hurts
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:24 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (Tyii7)
The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM
Wasn't his "lie" to Mike Pence, not the G-men? Trying to remember.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (EzdLW)
ARE you a lawyer? How would you know what he said unless you are a lawyer? Do you have a law degree? Have you passed the bar? Do you have many important certificates, IN FRAMES, on your wall?
So we have established here with no doubt that he never said the thing you said he said. This I know as a lawyer.
Posted by: Nathan Thurm, ESQ. at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (wSC8T)
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Mueller may have a conflict - and it leads directly to a Russian oligarch TheHill
+++++
Jack Straw
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (y3aQB)
Meh. He turned an election into an investigation.
Most server their best investigations first, but Comey served up shit the whole time and they're still drinking it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)
Anti-Jewish policy is not a good look on you, Bernie, and it won't endear you to anti-Jewish left.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)
The Ten Commandments of the FBI
1. Thou shalt protect the graven image of the FBI
2. Thou shalt have no other idols before Us.
3. Honor thy FBI before thy Mother and Father.
4. Thy FBI will always absolve thee of murder when you kill an unarmed man during an interview in his apartment.
5. Expunging exculpatory evidence is not stealing.
10. Thy FBI is thine God and can do no wrong.
11. Goto 1
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM
.............
"My favorite color? Blue... no, green. Shit!" - Flynn
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
Phebes 6+7/8ths
Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (wSC8T)
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Thank you for that addition to my trivia locker.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)
That being said, at least it makes sense, unlike High-Speed-Rail-To-Nowhere.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (gh7cp)
No, but in this case there may be another FBI agent who was in the room who disputes the 302 that Strzok produced. He went unnamed for over a year but now we know his name, Special Agent Joe Pientka.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (EUMr7)
Yo, Holtzie! Where you been keeping yo bad self?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (xJrIn)
Let's set them up the noose.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (sB8d1)
Flynn: I believe it was the third
FBI: *jumps up dramatically while slamming hands on table* BOOOOOM! Mother F-er we got you! It was the second conversation!
Flynn: well, I suppose it could have been.
FBI: oh no! You don't weasel out that easy. Justice has been fully obstructed here! You are going upriver for a loooooonnnnggg time!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: CNN 'Analyst' Asha Rangappa at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)
Nathereth if you pronounce in traditional Castillian.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PEcU2)
+++++
>>Jack Straw
Thanks, I saw that.
And that doesn't include his involvement with Uranium One.
Mueller didn't just pull Deripaska's name out of the Russian oligarchs database.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)
The Dems are hoping to stop the Trump agenda in the 2018 mid terms before the real truth comes out.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PvFoN)
Two weeks afterwards, and they can't remember what they said to who, because they honestly never believed that anyone would ever hold them accountable for what they say or do. Even sitting in front of Congress isn't enough for them, because they believe they are (and deserve to be) Above The Law. Sit down in front of some brain-dead legislators, go "blah blah blah" for a couple hours, then get back to the business of hatef*cking the twitching remains of our constitutional republic.
Then they seem honestly and truly surprised when they get caught in a lie, as if they were never really even truly aware that they were lying in the first place. These people seem far too dense and absurd to be that good at acting, so I have to chalk it all up to a general level of insanity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PvFoN)
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Yep. There is little doubt that the "Blue Wave" was their backup plan.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (vDqXW)
Vulnerable Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill Suddenly Throws Her Party Under the Bus: Their Plan 'Not Important to Me'
Blue wave, people, blue wave.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.pnw.edu/
sinai-forum/speakers-for-2018/
Sept. 9th - There must be a backup speaker lined up.
Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)
Wasn't Mueller involved in confirming or delivering nuclear material ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (fA1SL)
He said he was wearing a blue tie that day but our 24/7 surveillance showed he wore a teal tie. Russian bastard.
Posted by: Agent Blomee at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (PEcU2)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)
"Bye Bye!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: IanDeal at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (5mrLG)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (yTnCT)
Yep. To Putin of all people.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)
I grew up a region rat. Then I got better.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (wdmm9)
Seattle city council just passed the "Amazon Tax."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)
Retarded, but both players in the game deserve each other. Like two shitheads in the ring slamming each other in the face, I just want both of them to go down in a swirl of blood and teeth.
Funny though because Amazon just built that bug hive there and spent billions on it. Maybe they can use it for the homeless after the techies bug out.
Shouldn't the city council be called the politburo?
Also any city trying to bring in Amazon is going to end up with a city filled with noodle armed millenials and property costs that'll go through the roof. Also, you'll get a homeless problem. It's a good deal for someone who already owns a home there and can sell it off for beaucoup bucks. It's a bad deal for everyone else going forward.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)
shoves it back across the table and that is that.]
Posted by: Salt Chunk Mary at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (VuwBi)
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (WjwV3)
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Nunes, Gowdy accuse DOJ of launching anonymous attacks on congressional investigator | Fox News
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (wSC8T)
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Not that I'd ever looked that hard, but I always wondered why that song was called "Hair of the Dog", unless the guy was a son-of-a-bitch because he was hung over.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)
The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
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The FBI's electronic 302 program contains a revision tracking and control log for each record of interview.
There is a rumor that there is a big problem with the Flynn Interview 302 records? Like the revision log for the 302 that concluded "Flynn was lying" is missing. Supposedly that 302 cannot be traced back to the original 302's? Chain of Evidence issues. Tampering with evidence issues. Lying to a Federal Investigation issues.
Posted by: rd at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (4dz1m)
They've been getting away with it for decades.
And Felonia Von Pantsuit was gonna win in a landslide.
Also, psychopaths.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (xJrIn)
Heh. 'She named a price. She didn't name another.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (9Hjhc)
The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
With their playing of political games and criminalizing non-Democrats, there is no reason to talk to an FBI agent. The decision tree is pretty simple at this point:
You: "Am I in custody?"
Feeb: "No" --> You: "I'm leaving." *Leave room*
"Yes" -->You: "I want an attorney." *Say nothing else*
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (5Yee7)
BAIER: Did you tell law makers that FBI agents didn't believe former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was lying intentionally to investigators.
COMEY: No.
If Comey told law makers that agents witnessed no physical signs of Flynn lying, that does not mean that those same agents believed Flynn was truthful. They could have believed that he was skillfully lying.
So, Comey doesn't want to let it out of the bag that the FBI is planning on moving on Flynn. So, he tells them that the agents conducting the interview saw no physical signs of Flynn lying. The lawmakers interpret that to mean that the FBI thought Flynn was truthful, but Comey didn't actually say that. They just said they didn't see any tells that he was lying.
He says he didn't say what they thought he said, because he was careful enough to make them think he was saying something he actually didn't.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Wino Man at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (sB8d1)
They could just call it a "severe thunderstorm warning" like the rest of the country does.
Tornado Alley here gets MCS'es every summer. Lots of 'em. If they don't throw down twisters and take out some little town or subdivision somewhere, we called 'em "severe thunderstorms" with "straight-line winds."
We don't wander around making up new, scary-sounding names for them.
Derecho. Pfft.
And get off my lawn.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (953wK)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (0OmEj)
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We can't taken anything for granted and it's a must that we motivate friends, family etc. to vote.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:38 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Is that a justice obstructing question?
Posted by: The FBI! at May 14, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Book of Mueller 2:32 at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)
No. Those are two different things. Comey may know that the agents said they saw no signs of lying, while knowing some bit of info that tells him that Flynn said something that was untrue. And, Comey, being the snake that he is, may have blurred that distinction while talking to members of Congress. He may have wanted them to believe that the FBI had nothing on Flynn, so he talked about the agents' observations about Flynn's physical demeanor while keeping the bit that he knew was untruthful under his hat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)
THIS!!!!!!
I may have been evasive. I may have been deceptive. I may have been misleading. I may have been underhanded. I may have been weaselly. I may have been any number of things. I can't help it when others do not understand the meaning of the words I say, even if they are the opposite of their common understanding. That may not have been what I meant.
BUT I DID NOT LIE!
You can hear my words.
You can listen to my words.
But then you have to understand the meaning of my words.
Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)
You know... like a General does his troops...
That's it... we need an... Attorney General!!!!
We could even make it a cabinet position... give him the ear of the President...
Too bad we don't have one of those...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (pvjTE)
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And Comey showed no physical signs that he was lying.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (PEcU2)
And like everything else the Clinton's engage in, it has gotten out of hand, hurting innocent people and ruining lives.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)
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That's what I tried to tell 'em.
Posted by: President William J. Clinton at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (vDqXW)
You can hear my words.
You can listen to my words.
But then you have to understand the meaning of my words.
Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)
It depends on what the definition of 'is' is....
Posted by: Book of Clinton, Chapter 4, verse 7 at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Saint James of Comey at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (wSC8T)
You: "Am I in custody?"
Feeb: "No" --> You: "I'm leaving." *Leave room*
"Yes" -->You: "I want an attorney." *Say nothing else*
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (5Yee7)
Wise words to often unheeded.
Watch any investigative true crime show. There's always the scene near the end where the suspect is sitting in an interrogation room chatting away with cops for hours. The cops start lying to them (yes they are allowed to do this) and pretty soon here comes the confession.
What is never seen? A LAWYER.
Get a lawyer and shaddap.
JonBenet Ramsey's parents lawyered up immediately and it probably saved them from prison. A lot of people think they killed their daughter, but the Mom died outside of a prison cell and the father is still breathing free air.
SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (BRvh1)
This should probably be mentor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Saint James of Comey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
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Or icon.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (vDqXW)
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Nah. White Zin maybe.
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)
ZIMA
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)
..........
You beat up hermaphrodites?
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
If thou eatest of the tree of knowledge shirley thou wilt not die.
Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (A3b6q)
..........
You beat up hermaphrodites?
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)
Nah, he just does a really good impression of Fred Gwynne in The Munsters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (BRvh1)
I accept full responsibility for my actions.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM
But we never will
Posted by: Comey, Mueller, Clapper, McCabe, et al at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (yTnCT)
Here you go madam. Also watch the videos. This is a good start.
https://tinyurl.com/y7fxc59j
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (8giK4)
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
But only after an hour of begging.
Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)
What a guy!
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:47 PM (953wK)
But I never thought the scope of the conspiracy was this large.
Facts really are stranger than fiction.
Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (xJrIn)
The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
That is SO FRICKEN COOL!!!
Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)
If thou eatest of the tree of knowledge shirley thou wilt not die.
Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (A3b6q)
So.... Shirley won't die?
Is she Hawt?
Posted by: Book of Clinton, Chapter 4, verse 7 at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
But only after an hour of begging.
Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)
Is her name Peg?
Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (r9UYA)
JonBenet Ramsey's parents lawyered up immediately and it probably saved them from prison. A lot of people think they killed their daughter, but the Mom died outside of a prison cell and the father is still breathing free air.
SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)
I'm one those people, too. When news broke of the murder, a Sergeant and I looked at each other and said, "A family member did it." My money is on Mom as the killer -- she was obsessed about those beauty pageants and I suspect corporal discipline got out-of-hand. Dad covered it up. One has already faced the Judge Supreme and other will eventually.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (5Yee7)
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He claimed he didn't know that Trump was Stalin's illegitimate son.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
In my opinion of the case mom is probably in Hell. If she went to prison she may have found a reason to confess and ask for forgiveness.
This is one case I really would like to have the power to know exactly what happened.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)
I told the POTUS he did not look fat in those pants, no sir.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (WjwV3)
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:
"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."
Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)
Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
Posted by: Snot nosed seven year old with glasses in the back seat at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (PvCxa)
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:
"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."
Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)
Hey BEN, you forgot the sock.
And the all-caps.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)
That or the mom covered up for the brother.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (2DOZq)
I'll have you know that's good old fashioned, gritty sleuthing.
Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: Snot nosed seven year old with glasses in the back seat
That seems low to me, by about a factor of 10.
Posted by: Payton Manning at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)
The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:55 PM (vDqXW)
But it's appreciating at such a ridiculous rate that now I'm thinking I'll probably end up selling it before it's paid off and use the proceeds to retire to some cheaper place to live.
Incidentally, Denver is on the shortlist for that new Amazon HQ.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:55 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)
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He also Backed that woman FBI agent in her claims of harrassment by ....... wait for it......... Andy McCabe
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May
would have been nice if the cops would have conducted the investigation properly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)
Flynn was on the short list for National Security Advisor... a post the deep state REALLY did not want him in...
Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM
*consults code book*
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)
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I already had it penciled in. Tomorrow and every other day until the end of time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (EoRCO)
So many euphemisms for lying in DC....
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM
*consults code book*
Posted by: Hands at May
you need the dungeon masters manual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)
Mueller really looks like he could be Kerry's brother / father.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)
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It's Guide!! Guide!!!
Posted by: Apoplectic Dweeb at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)
*shivers*
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (a3OL0)
Mueller... put Bolts on his neck???
Rosenstein's Monster....
Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)
I told the POTUS no one laughed at his hair behind his back.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (WjwV3)
Posted by: Michael Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (vDqXW)
The are really gonna be mad when 200 or so get wacked.
Posted by: Wino Man at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:00 PM (89T5c)
I hope the IG report trashes so many deep state people that it won't matter. Or that Hillary does an appearance somewhere right before the election and complains about Trump's rising popularity among the Darkies.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/puc2ppa
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)
In the fall of 2016, Clapper and Brennan tried to get Obama to fire Flynn. Think about that, literally as the Obama administration was ending they were trying to have him fired.
Why? Why not just let it ride since they would all be out of office in a couple months anyway?
There is a lot more to come in the real Flynn story.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (Ey6du)
Posted by: Michael Flynn at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (PEcU2)
I never thought about it that way, but it's true. They just need to be put down like rabid dogs. Nothin' personal.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)
Mueller says to the Bartender "Has Mr Michael Flynn been in recently?"
Kerry says "I'll have the al-Falfa on the rocks!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (n9EOP)
Huh?
I left the Obama administration in 2014.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (WjwV3)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)
Ugh, yes. Worst part is I saw an ad for a real crime show a few weeks ago on this case and it was all about how the guy who played Santa at the Christmas party did it. Yeah, that guy is the dad of one of my sister's childhood friends, and she spent a lot of time in their home, over a dozen sleepovers and never got even a small vibe about him. But he's being smeared and his kids stalked by people who are convinced he did it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)
Yeah Flynn had the temerity to stand up for a colleague and defend her from false allegations.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (89T5c)
Memo to the goatfuckers - Your day has come and GONE.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (YS/wV)
MacGruber was a fan of Judge Reinhold?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (9Hjhc)
TPS Reports > 302 Forms
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (2saZ/)
I left the Obama administration in 2014.
Yea, my bad. I was thinking Rogers.
I'm pretty sure he and Flynn have been working together.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)
MacGruber was a fan of Judge Reinhold?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (9Hjhc)
I didn't know MacGuyver was on Night Court!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
Top. Men. The very Best!!
With all the resources at their disposal and the media covering for the, these Deep State retards couldn't plot their way out of a wet, paper bag.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (2sCft)
Not my Michael Flynn. I had a fraternity brother of that name who was a worldly and wicked as the rest of us and then ran off and joined the Jesuits.
(That's random. I'm also a Michael and have a common last name. You know how the Irish breed. There must be a zillion Mike Flynns).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
Yeah Santa sat down at the family table and wrote out a ransom note.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (uNRi5)
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (KxbBq)
-- St. James "Let me see your hands!" Comey, Superstar and Son Of God
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (BiLU+)
It just occurred to me what "soft drinks" actually means -- opposite of a "hard" drink, i.e., alcohol.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (yrZFq)
Posted by: Lizzy at May
well, everyone but the murder got smeared.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)
or maybe about the exact contents of the conversation
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:08 PM (MTjB1)
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They call them Mickeys don't they?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:08 PM (vV/gB)
+1, huh just thought of this, x1Gazillion is one thing but, for Rush, that is a kind of ditto thing. Dumb as a stump, I am.
And just wondering if we're ever going to hear the play-by-play from AGSessions, or anything...
And the vids I have not seen, so thanks for that. When will I ever get to watch the 3 stooges biography at this rate. Slow reader, I am. RE: the email server.
And, what of how every and all of that supposed content managed just jump over the fence from supposed secure networks. Haven't heard that part uttered lately.
Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (dF9Lb)
TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.
TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)
Today was what, a Day of Peeve?
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)
ok, cheap joke, I'm tired
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (KxbBq)
Might as well get it on, the muzzies don't understand anything different.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: SteveOReno
Thank God for regression towards the mean and nepotism. The people who set up the deep state in the 30s-50s were very clever. Their grandchildren, not so much.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)
So since Flynn would know how to not show the tells of whether he was lying means he was lying when he did not show the tell of him lying.
Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (A3b6q)
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM
Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)
It's totally objective. I see no problem.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (A3b6q)
*smacks Palp with a rolled up newspaper*
That was the joke.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)
Laundry Day.
All that dry desert air and sand is hell on whites and delicates.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (BRvh1)
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM
Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)
And a porn Star to be named later.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Then Flynn pled guilty, ppl suspect because the FBI was pressuring him via his son.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (BiLU+)
TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.
TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)
So it's Tuesday?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (KxbBq)
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM
Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)
++++
The Art of the Deal, Baby!
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (2sCft)
Oh, good.
TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.
TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)
So it's Tuesday?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM
Palis might lighten up a bit if they just did Taco Tuesday like everyone else.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: x at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (nFwvY)
Then Flynn pled guilty, ppl suspect because the FBI was pressuring him via his son.
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I believe we will find out that Brennan via Sally Yates forced the Lying charge. Its a conspiracy not collusion.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
They're good liberal companies. They should be happy to pay it. I hope it's at least a 95% tax. Because what's more important their filthy profits or helping the homeless?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (SiINZ)
Tradition is everything!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)
Maybe we can air drop some Old El Paso taco kits.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (uNRi5)
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)
A Taco Tuesday with no booze and Halal tacos sounds like a recipe for even more rage and splodeyness....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (BRvh1)
Which makes me wonder which Americans/westerners are involved in planning this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (jekAQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Hands
Maybe the Israelis should start spiking the Palis' water with a little THC. It would make taco Tuesday more likely.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Moroccan donkey with rabies at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (jekAQ)
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:
"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."
Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)
Hey BEN, you forgot the sock.
And the all-caps.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)
That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.
Minuteman
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (jekAQ)
To waste
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (KCxzN)
Seinfeld was an 80's show. It began in 1989.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (jekAQ)
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Since Starbucks has an open toilet policy why not mandate that they offer showers and laundry services with Latte's for the homeless. Nothing better than clean crazies all hopped up on caffeine. Starbucks would clean up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Moroccan donkey with rabies at May 14, 2018 08:15
I forget, does fasting make them extra ragey?
Like a so hangry thang?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
---
hey-you lie to me, I know.
Posted by: Tny Soprano, Special Agent in Charge at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
+++
As someone commented on an earlier post, Starbucks has already conceded that they are America's public restroom provider and can refuse service to no one. Those restroom are going to be unbearable and your pleasant smell of your venti caramel macchiato, ain't going to be able to cover up the stench of the feces smeared stalls of Starbucks. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)
That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.
Minuteman
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)
Awww, man, your clip left out the silly smiley face, so now when you read it I just sound like a dick, instead of just joking around like I intended it to sound!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)
Our side: "Yeah, you committed treason, sedition, lied under oath numerous times, and conspired to influence then overthrow a Constitutional election....so we're going to run to Fox News and complain about it....a lot...at least four days a week."
Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (hhJg2)
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
That tent city ain't gonna build itself.
Posted by: cornbred at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (+DYLZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)
His name has been bandied around for a long time. I think I first heard about him back in 2006 when I read Schiller's book about the case.
There's all sorts of theories and opinions, but really it's almost a certainty someone in the family did it. The ransom note was an absolute shit show and there's never been another one remotely like it in any type of kidnapping of this type. A very poor attempt at misdirection.
Big theory now is that little brother whacked her on the head with a flashlight in a fit of rage, probably because she swiped some of his pineapple while they were downstairs in the middle of the night.
Patsy suspected because she was weird and a control freak and something something JonBenet pissing the bed.
John because he was molesting her.
The crack on the head happened first and was enough to kill her.
If you believe it was an accident, you must believe that someone in the family refused to seek medical attention for her and went further by fashioning a garrote and strangling her.
It's monstrous. The idea people came up with to get around that unpleasantness is that Burke did it in a fit of rage and then the parents staged the scene because they didn't want to lose their other child to the courts. John lost another daughter a couple of years earlier in a car accident so that might have played a part.
Who knows? Unless father or brother cracks, we've got nothing but questions without concrete answers.
But someone in the family doing it? I'd say almost a 100% of it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (pw+jk)
And when they don't make enough dough they'll expand that tax to every employer within a few years.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)
Flynn also supported Ms. Gritz in her complaints about McCabe.
Turns out Gritz ran the Mueller-Deripaska connection.
Posted by: Miklos, Special Agent in Charge of mixology at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
You wouldn't happen be from the Southhampton Bandersnatches? They are known across the seven seas, but they hate all of them.
They have so much money they always buy the best tags, like the one you currently sporting: fuK7c
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (A3b6q)
That just means the snow from last year. I think of yesteryear as stretching deeply into the past.
So maybe ...von vergangenen Jahren.
*smacks Palp again*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)
And the bartender says, "With all seriousness and canter, you can't just breeze in here and lope aimlessly, you gotta order something or gallop the fuck out!"
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Ja. Und wo sind alle die blumen geht?
Posted by: Miklos, with a special attraction fo Marlene Dietrich at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (vV/gB)
=====You been pooping too much!! You go now!!
Posted by: Asian Asset to America at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Agent Blowme at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (Evws/)
Mit den weissen Maedels.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (fA1SL)
Do I need to make a reservation?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (YS/wV)
And when they don't make enough dough they'll expand that tax to every employer within a few years.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (eASYU)
Venezuela should have been a warning, not a blueprint.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Also our side: We've been running an investigation into your actions for longer than you have been running your fake Russia/Trump collusion garbage and it has already resulted in the firing of more than a dozen people including high level people at both the DOJ and the FBI with prosecutions to follow.
And unlike you we don't leak or run to the media with lies because also unlike you we want our prosecutions to stick. And if you don't believe it ask Brennan, Comey and others why they are running around the country screaming like lunatics who have been cornered. Short story, they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (9Hjhc)
"Hey Shlomo did you empty that can into the reservoir yet?"
"Yep. Used this one right here!"
*notices it says LSD on can*
Oh shiiiitttttt...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jimmy Comey
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James, as we all know, you have a very highly tuned Intent Detector. Your ability to detect the presence or absence of such is unparalleled...within the FBI.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)
Do I need to make a reservation?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (YS/wV)
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No -I think I have it covered. Thanks!!
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (vV/gB)
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As long as we're confessing, I'm unsure when to use "all right" as opposed to "alright".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
I once had AOsHn.
There are no Southhampton Bandersnatches. We can't even get a visa to visit the place.
White Trash Matters!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (fuK7c)
The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM
In my movies the pole is brass and the male is in the czech.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (dF9Lb)
They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.
We. Are. Fucked.
Umm....I'm pretty sure Ace got rid of Bob at NSA.
What we say here should be pretty safe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ah7KA)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (k2Hcx)
The margins on reparations coffee are not ideal.
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (q177U)
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We can work out the details later but I may be able to make it down by early evening.
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
That's okay
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (8giK4)
Tradition is everything!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)
Heh. Just got an online coupon from Rapey Tuesdays, free salad bar with full price entree.
Posted by: Miklos, au jus at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (zCyNd)
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We can work out the details later but I may be able to make it down by early evening.
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If Starbucks offer Nehi Grape Soda they would certainly clean up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (dF9Lb)
The thing about being the butt (SWIDT) of butt stuff is that you know all of them. I pity the ass raped, bruised starfish, prison bitch that comes up against me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (pw+jk)
Good liberal Amazon doesn't want to pay its fair share. Naughty naughty. Double the tax
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)
They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.
We. Are. Fucked.
Umm....I'm pretty sure Ace got rid of Bob at NSA.
What we say here should be pretty safe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ah7KA)
++++
Ya, right. You just keep on thinking that this is your own private safe space!
Posted by: Ahem, "Rob" at NSA
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)
"Hey Shlomo did you empty that can into the reservoir yet?"
"Yep. Used this one right here!"
*notices it says LSD on can*
Oh shiiiitttttt...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Half hour later, Mahmoud and Ahmed realize Shape-Shifting Lizard Jooooz isn't just a meme!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ( the hash ) at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)
Hey, man, like, Government is just the name we give to things we do together.
Involuntarily.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)
Mein Auto faehrt sehr schnell aber es rast gegen Mauern.
(My car goes really fast but it crashes into walls).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep.
Try being downwind of France.
Ma Donna Mia!
Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)
Sounds good to me.
Posted by: The statue of Lenin in Seattle at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gh7cp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)
Isn't a Castilian a Spaniard that steals hubcaps while wearing the finest, Corinthian leather gloves?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM
Ist blasen im wind?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (UXke/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (wdmm9)
Well, volcanoes actually CAN change the climate, so there's that. The funding would be justified if it didn't end up in the hands of scientists who will without fail claim that mankind made those volcanoes explode. Prolly we taunted Gaia one too many times with our evil carbon emissions or something like that.
Posted by: cornbred at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (+DYLZ)
Involuntarily.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)
======Golf clap--- shifty eyes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)
Hey, man, like, Government is just the name we give to things we do together.
Involuntarily.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)
+++
It's like that iconic movie from the late 70's, with badass Kurt Russell trying to get small business owners out of the Emrald city, "Escape from Seattle".
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (2sCft)
Seattle needs to pass a law the Howard Schultz has to wipe the asses of every bum that goes into Shitbucks to use the bathroom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)
I beg pardon. My special attraction for Marlene is pricinpally to her German rendition of Lili Marlene, in USA uniform.
Don't get too judgmental. people.
Posted by: Miklos, with a peccadillo or two at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (zCyNd)
Ma Donna Mia!
Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)
So THAT's why you bastards wear so much damned cologne....
makes sense.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (BRvh1)
He was a selfless civil servant who came from a long line of civil servants. He is a sever conservative with principles who will have no choice but to run as a leftist in order to save us from Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)
That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.
Minuteman
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)
Awww, man, your clip left out the silly smiley face, so now when you read it I just sound like a dick, instead of just joking around like I intended it to sound!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)
Lighten up man, I'm just a russian bot who is going to start sending spam to your e-mail with this one neat trick...
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (gh7cp)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (RuIsu)
Is it wrong of me to hope that it ends with a Sharia approved number of 72?
Posted by: Downcast at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (VWE5i)
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And I haven't even started my Ramadan shopping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
I skipped my Ramadan shopping this year and went straight to my Ramalamadingdong shopping.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (YS/wV)
Another triumph of SMR theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickl
Donc aurait dû être la Révolution française; mais, ici nous êtes.
Posted by: george r r m at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (pw+jk)
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And I haven't even started my Ramadan shopping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
____________
I got everyone tire irons this year. Their great. Break windows, break heads, pry open car doors before you set it on fire. And, here's the kicker...most people have more than one car...so even if they have one, no biggie.
Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (hhJg2)
Gee, I wonder where they got the money from?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)
Was it seattle that had the huge tax on soda that prompted costco to post a sign showing the taxes and telling people to shop across the river?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
That just means the snow from last year. I think of yesteryear as stretching deeply into the past.
So maybe ...von vergangenen Jahren.
*smacks Palp again*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (fuK7c)
*slaps bandersnatch, rather effeminately*
*then kills, with a rusty blade*
Posted by: Marcel Proust. D/B/A Francois Villon at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (Dp6qK)
Is it wrong of me to hope that it ends with a Sharia approved number of 72?
Posted by: Downcast at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (VWE5i)
++++
You know, if it wasn't for that horrible, orange monster, TRUMP! moving the embassy when everyone told him not to, these fine, upstanding examples of humanity would still be alive and planning to attend the University of Palestine where they were planning to discover the cure for cancer. Trump's a dooty-head!
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (2sCft)
==
goodness gracious, the man is all about service
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gh7cp)
Fahrfignugen!
Posted by: Miklos "VW" Molnar at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)
Yes, and now they're taxing head! To the barricades!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: Seattle cup-o-joe mama at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM
This.
Say, were you aware my pater familias was a uniformed agent of the United States Government?
Posted by: John Kasich at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (a3OL0)
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Bongino is fantastic and I am sure he frightens the left. If he isn't already now, he will soon be silenced and smeared by Zuckerberg and his compadres.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (PvFoN)
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Heh. It's a start.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (pw+jk)
That gives me an idea for a song.
Posted by: Neil Young at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 08:40 PM (J7XgW)
Likely all funded by the pallets of cash Barky sent out in the unmarked planes.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 14, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)
Ma Donna Mia!
Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)
I love the smell of garlic in the morning.
It reminds me of....Luciana Pauluzzi.
Posted by: Col. Miklos, web surfing at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Lord Comey
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You misspelled terrorist attacks.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (BRvh1)
Mein Auto faehrt sehr schnell aber es rast gegen Mauern.
(My car goes really fast but it crashes into walls).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (fuK7c)
The only German lyric I remember from Airplane was
"Sticken en mein hacken. Sticken en mein haut"
sung by Grace Slick. I wonder what she meant by that? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)
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To Rosenstein's house for a slumber party.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (DMUuz)
....
Trump's bonafide. What are you?
Posted by: O' Brother at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (ah7KA)
Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)
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And some sword fighting and belly batting.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (pw+
......
FIFY
Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 08:44 PM (ah7KA)
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Magical Pig at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (UdKB7)
Deutsch fur " my hovercraft is full of eels"
This German-Hungarian-English dictionary is defective!
Posted by: Miklos, frustrated with eels.com translation widget at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)
It's a coup.
Everyone needs to use that word.
Wish Rush would've used it today.
Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (If3tB)
I always look at it as if Trump and his faction were the true Coup, however a perfectly legal and legitimate "Coup" being enacted within the confines of the republican (small-r) system envisioned by the founders, operating exactly as intended.
The lawless actions of all these deep-state bastards are the last desperate gasps of an illegitimate, although deeply ensconced, faction that has already obtained power and is desperate not to lose it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)
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To Rosenstein's house for a slumber party.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)
The 1000 year nacht.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)
Here is a trivium I learned recently. Roman roads were built much like modern roads, with layers of gravel, sand, and paving stones.
The words for road in several languages -- street, strade, Strasse -- all derive from the Latin "strata".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (YS/wV)
Posted by: O' Brother at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (ah7KA)
Bonafide? We got it! Spicy or mild? Red beans or dirty rice?
Posted by: Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (gh7cp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)
Or the counter-counter-revolution, if you count the first one in the 18th century....
*counts on fingers*
Yeah. That.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:48 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:49 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:50 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Putzes at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: micky
Actually, I waaaaayyyy raised my standard of living. How have a panoramic view of Puget Sound and peace.
Fuck Seattle in the ass.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (k2Hcx)
I'm off on Wednesday. I will celebrate Ramada Inn Day with grilled bratwurst's and beer. Not sure what the big deal with a holiday about a hotel chain but whatever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 08:54 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Deep State at May 14, 2018 08:55 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (Evws/)
A well played sleep in. I see no shelves in his future tomorrow.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (pw+jk)
East Germany snuck up on the USA over the last 10 years that I did not see it happen until all of this.
I hate to think where we would be if Felonious VonPantsuit had won.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (pw+jk)
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