Who Ya Gonna Believe, James Comey or Two Lying Transcripts of James Comey's Congressional Testimony?

Last week, the House released a transcript of James Comey testifying that the interviewing agents briefed him that they had seen no indications of deception in Michael Flynn's testimony.

Former FBI Director James Comey testified to the House Intelligence Committee that FBI agents did not believe that Michael Flynn, who was national security adviser, intentionally lied about talks with Russia’s ambassador, according to a newly unredacted report from the committee.

"Director Comey testified to the Committee that 'the agents…discerned no physical indications of deception," said a new version of the report obtained by Fox News on Friday. "They didn’t see any change in posture, in tone, in inflection, in eye contact. They saw nothing that indicated to them that he knew he was lying to them.'"

However, when later asked about this last month by Brett Baier, Comey claimed he'd never said that, never heard that, and didn't know how that particular #FakeNews got into the media.

"No, I saw that in the media,” Comey said last week on Fox News' "Special Report." "Someone misunderstood something I said. I didn’t believe that and didn’t say that."

Well, if the House transcript wasn't enough, how about the Senate transcript, too?


In a letter to the FBI and the Justice Department seeking documents, Mr. Grassley relates that Mr. Comey "touched on" the Flynn case before the Judiciary Committee on March 15, 2017. A "career, non-partisan law enforcement officer" was present and took notes. "According to that agent's contemporaneous notes," Mr. Grassley writes, "Director Comey specifically told us during that briefing that the FBI agents who interviewed Lt. General Michael Flynn, 'saw nothing that led them to believe [he was] lying.'"

Mr. Grassley says this contradicts Mr. Comey's "public statements during his current book tour denying any memory of those comments," and that Mr. Comey "led us to believe during that briefing" that "the Justice Department was unlikely to prosecute [ Mr. Flynn ] for false statements made in that interview."

The House Intelligence Committee has released a transcript of Mr. Comey saying the same thing about Mr. Flynn, so this is the second time Mr. Comey has been contradicted on the point.

The Wall Street Journal writes that the Form 302 interview record forms -- the only records the FBI maintains of interviews, remember -- are probably among the documents that are being sought from Rod Rosenstein, and can help us find out whether Comey was lying then, or lying now.

And of course Rod Rosenstein is citing Important National Security Concerns as a reason to withhold such documents from Congress.

Not to protect his friend Comey or anything.

By the way -- the WSJ says that the testimony they cite occurred March 19, 2017 -- over a month before Mueller was appointed Special Counsel (on May 17, 2017).

And what happened soon after that?

The FBI advised Comey to coordinate with Mueller about his then-pending June 2017 testimony.

I wonder if this coordination with Mueller helped Comey remember -- or unremember -- important facts between March and June of 2017.

You know who used to lie all the time, too? Comey's protege Jesus of Nazareth.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:10 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Octopussy at May 14, 2018 07:02 PM (Ap3Yd)

2 Second

Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)

3 And Ace is en fuego.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)

4 Third and battery is all but dead

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (aC6Sd)

5
3 And Ace is en fuego.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 07:03 PM (0bRDi)








Pee-yoo. Burning Ewok hair is stinky.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (eXA4G)

6 Former AG Gonzalez can testify to Comey's stretching of the truth. I think he described him as a fabulist.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

7 all of these penis sippers need to go. it borders on being ridiculous. time to shut down the f.b.i. also, a flat tax and abolish the i.r.s.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (KP5rU)

8 Between obvious and provable lies and "I do not recall"'s, what is the difference between this group of piss-ants and an organized crime syndicate?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (v30M8)

9 Slightly OT: petition on whitehouse.gov asking Congress to impeach Sessions. Taking signatures until 6/8.

Posted by: Ever at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (OLS0m)

10 What's Dante's fifth circle? That's where all these bastards need to reside.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:06 PM (YS/wV)

11 I should send judicial watch a donation. Would have to be a tiny one though, my wallet is pretty bare this year.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (eASYU)

12 Former AG Gonzalez can testify to Comey's stretching of the truth. I think he described him as a fabulist.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
++++
Yep, The Beltway Language of a Fucking Liar

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

13 So this James Comey is now the spiritual role-model and all-around mentor of that up and coming messiah, one relatively unknown, Jesus of Nazareth? Who Knew?!?

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (2sCft)

14 Comey is a cvnt!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (0OmEj)

15 Still waiting for the day one of these conspirators is indicted

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)

16 Mewller should be most disappointed, considering all the time those two spent together preparing St. Comey for his testimony.

Fucking bastards. When does the shooting start? This is getting us nowhere.

Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (C1NyB)

17 Not to protect his friend Comey or anything.
............

With friends like Comey, who needs a pet snake?

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (HgMAr)

18 I'll believe my lying eyes first.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (vDqXW)

19 Comey needs to go pull a Budd Dwyer already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)

20 The Feds provide the rationale, the Feds provide the investigation.

We've been living in a subliminal police state.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

21 Nice Snark Mr. O'Spades!! Well done.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (2sCft)

22 A house of cards.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (0tfLf)

23 19 Comey needs to go pull a Budd Dwyer already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)



That's why we say, "Hey man, nice shot...."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (ujg0T)

24 I am so sick of Comey..lying, sanctimonious ass.

Posted by: IC at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (a0IVu)

25 Trump should have known his FBI director was
Lying to Congress! Impeach!! This proves the collusion right there!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (wdmm9)

26 sounds to me to like obstruction.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (sB8d1)

27 Still waiting for the day one of these conspirators is indicted

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)
.............

I'll lose a $20 bet if it happens, but there will be a party at my house anyway.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (HgMAr)

28 The Feds provide the rationale, the Feds provide the investigation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)
---
They will control the horizontal. They will control the vertical. They can roll the image, make it flutter. They can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:10 PM (vDqXW)

29

Comey is a cvnt!


He's also a psycho. I'd never seen him speak before and when Bret Baier interviewed him a few weeks back, you could just tell that guy's got a few screws loose.

Something about that boy just ain't right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)

30 also, there's a fucking derecho warning in DC

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (sB8d1)

31 11 I should send judicial watch a donation. Would have to be a tiny one though, my wallet is pretty bare this year.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:07 PM (eASYU)
++++

Are you naive enough to believe that the FBI/NSA doesn't know exactly who is donating to Judicial Watch?? Of course they do. In fact just by typing Judicial Watch in this comments section we are probably both under surveillance.

They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.

We. Are. Fucked.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (2sCft)

32 9: Lefties wanting him gone for doing some enforcement of immigration laws? Or impatient Trump supporters? Rush keeps making a good point that Trump could declassify every document in the Mueller witch hunt, the POTUS has authority to declassify anything but Trump is choosing not to go there for now.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (eASYU)

33 JFC, is there anyone in government who has a passing familiarity with the truth?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (rdl6o)

34 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (J7XgW)

35 Comey. Fucking useless bag of stains. Putrid , pus dripping, cock scab. Cockroach infested pile of weeds. This bitch needs to get up close and personal with a barbwire pear of anguish.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (yTnCT)

36
Something about that boy just ain't right.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)
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He had that same Tim-Kaine-is-a-Loon feel to him that I got when seeing Tim Kaine for the first time.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (vDqXW)

37 just kidding, this #resist group sounds like they're committing treason.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (sB8d1)

38 So the perp walk was delayed another day, er, week, er, month, er, ................


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (UsCnO)

39 http://bit.ly/2rN192T
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Bill Press: Nobody Likes NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

40 That's Hesus of Nazareth...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)

41 He didn't intentionally deceive congress with his misspoken words that were taken out of context in the middle of a very lengthy congressional testimony that he only had a few hours of sleep before and they only had decaf in the break room and he is 1/16 Black, so the whole thing is racist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (wdmm9)

42 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

@NickRiccardi

SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)

43 Playing Devil's Advocate here. I'd have to see everything in context, but it seems like Comey could be truthful on this.

If the agents said they saw no physical signs of Flynn lying when he was giving his interview, no shifty eyes, no excessive perspiration, etc., does that mean they were saying Flynn was being truthful? Does that mean that Flynn was truthful?

There are some people who can beat a lie detector, and there are some people who can convincingly lie. That doesn't mean that every word out of their mouths s true.

So, if I tell you that I witnessed the interview of a subject and that I saw no physical signs he was lying, no tells; is that the same as me saying that the subject answered all the questions truthfully?

No. Those are two different things. Comey may know that the agents said they saw no signs of lying, while knowing some bit of info that tells him that Flynn said something that was untrue. And, Comey, being the snake that he is, may have blurred that distinction while talking to members of Congress. He may have wanted them to believe that the FBI had nothing on Flynn, so he talked about the agents' observations about Flynn's physical demeanor while keeping the bit that he knew was untruthful under his hat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)

44 Morgan and I find Comey's testimony to be beyond reproach.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (VuwBi)

45 @35
So.....you're undecided?

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

46 When was the last time we had an FBI director who wasnt a fucking dipshit?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (7n3kj)

47 I am assuming until Sessions gets his ass moving or gone the DOJ isn't going to be any use in stopping this coup

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (aC6Sd)

48 But Comey is a Republican!!!111!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (wdmm9)

49 @29

It would appear that the top layer and probably two levels down on the org chart of all LE and IC agencies are corrupt psychotic shit weasels and need to be sent to PMITAFP for this first in history attempted coup detat

Posted by: Kreplach at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (UfMVm)

50
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.


180 degrees out of phase.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

51 46 When was the last time we had an FBI director who wasnt a fucking dipshit?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:14 PM (7n3kj)

The guy before J Edgar Hoover.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (BRvh1)

52 Something about that boy just ain't right.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (GdWl+)

Exactly right. Idk what it is but there's something there.

He's also one of those guys who tries to keep his voice perfectly calm and even and mellow and I just want to freaking scream WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PERFECTLY MODULATED F@#$!!!!!!


sorry

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (8giK4)

53 Fake News CNN 'Analyst' Asha Rangappa Says Devin Nunes Wants To Get Intel Source Killed

"So are they all, all honorable men," Asha Rangappa said. "Now let's get back to Hogg and the whore."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)

54 this also explains the comey's "he scared me" line of recollection

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (sB8d1)

55 madamemayhem. well said but you forgot the crows to peck his eyes out. Other than that, well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:15 PM (YS/wV)

56 >>Not to protect his friend Comey or anything.

Rosenstein wrote the letter for Trump justifying Comey's firing. I don't think that's the reason.

It's the 302s which were both altered and according to the Page/Strzok texts contain information they purposely wanted to hide from Congress.

Sounds more like a criminal investigation than anything else.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

57 Comey. Fucking useless bag of stains. Putrid , pus dripping, cock scab. Cockroach infested pile of weeds. This bitch needs to get up close and personal with a barbwire pear of anguish

************

Marry me? Unless youre a dude, then bromance maybe?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (7n3kj)

58 C'mon, surely you recall that Jesus's Sanhedrin testimony was inconsistent with his talk show appearances but nonetheless was consistently truthful. Same thing here.

Posted by: St. James Comey at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (H5knJ)

59 JFC, is there anyone in government who has a passing familiarity with the truth?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (rdl6o)

Ummmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (EoRCO)

60 Rush keeps making a good point that Trump could declassify every document in the Mueller witch hunt, the POTUS has authority to declassify anything but Trump is choosing not to go there for now.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM

Maybe it'll be an October Surprise for the mid-terms.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (2NqXo)

61 When was the last time we had an FBI director who wasnt a fucking dipshit?"

July 25, 1908...

The FBI was created w/o congressional oversight...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (7LY+6)

62 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)

They already confirmed what Flynn said to them was not true. What they said and what Comey testified to was that it did not appear that Flynn knew what he was saying was not true.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

63 60. The man is a showman and masterful destroyer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

64 After hearing Comey on Baier's show, I'm convinced that Carter Page is a normal Washington retard.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (rdl6o)

65 That makes sense, Palp!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (wSC8T)

66 The Wall Street Journal writes that the Form 302 interview record forms
-- the only records the FBI maintains of interviews, remember -- are
probably among the documents that are being sought from Rod Rosenstein,
and can help us find out whether Comey was lying then, or lying now.

==============


So why can't Rosencrook just change the 302's into what he wants them to say?

It isn't like they actually have a chain of control for evidence any more. Look at the Hillary server for an example.

How any FBI field agent can look at an American citizen and claim they stand for the law is beyond me.

The field agents have a gun and a badge and have authority to bust felons breaking federal law.

Even if it is their bosses.

So fuch every last one of you, you are all effing crooks.

Until you prove different.

Your move, FBI agents.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (UsCnO)

67 RE: Rod Rosenstein and "Important National Security Concerns"

You keep using those words; I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

Perhaps we should rescind your capacity to exercise such discretion until you and your replacements learn the meaning. Maybe reinstate it sometime after you get out of jail for abuse of power.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (H8S+R)

68

"Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."

- - Nazareth (without Jesus)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)

69 Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
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See my post in a thread a couple of threads ago, your Buddy popped up again, Deripaska

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (y3aQB)

70 34 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:12 PM (J7XgW)

Aww. Thanks buddy!

Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (ANIFC)

71 yeah, Rush was on fire today. I hope the IG report is actual guys on our actual side doing actual work.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (sB8d1)

72 You know who used to lie all the time, too? Comey's protege Jesus of Nazareth.

"Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."

- - Nazareth (without Jesus)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (VM6ev)

73 Comey. Fucking useless bag of stains. Putrid , pus dripping, cock scab. Cockroach infested pile of weeds. This bitch needs to get up close and personal with a barbwire pear of anguish
............

AoS. Come for the dick jokes. Stay for the poetry.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

74 Getting back to that little "r" Republic.

Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (EoRCO)

75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

76
73 Comey. Fucking useless bag of stains. Putrid , pus dripping, cock scab. Cockroach infested pile of weeds. This bitch needs to get up close and personal with a barbwire pear of anguish
............

AoS. Come for the dick jokes. Stay for the poetry.
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)


I saw Barbwire Pear of Anguish open for Lords of the New Church at the Palladium in '83.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (VM6ev)

77 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)



The clit exists.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)

78 @57 I've been hanging around the hq for nigh on ten yrs and that's my first marriage proposal. Hubbymayhem says hmmm.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (yTnCT)

79 The Ten Commandments of the FBI

1. Thou shalt protect the graven image of the FBI
2. Thou shalt have no other idols before Us.
3. Honor thy FBI before thy Mother and Father.
4. Thy FBI will always absolve thee of murder when you kill an unarmed man during an interview in his apartment.
5. Expunging exculpatory evidence is not stealing.


10. Thy FBI is thine God and can do no wrong.

Posted by: J Edgar descending from the mount at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (4dz1m)

80 How far will bullshit and incompetence take you in Government? To the Top.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (YS/wV)

81 Flyguy: "Between obvious and provable lies and 'I do not recall's, what is the difference between this group of piss-ants and an organized crime syndicate?"

Organized crime has more honor; they know they're crooks and illegitimate.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (H8S+R)

82 You might think Jimmy's down, but Jimmy's gonna get you, Trump. Jimmy holds grudges.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (2NqXo)

83 Stocking the kuru tank over here, boss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

84 Still waiting for anything to happen to anyone based on reams of incontrovertible evidence of rampant criminal behavior.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (xJrIn)

85 68
Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."

- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)
+++

Clever things, I wish I had thought to say in the AoSHQ comments section....

***stares off into the distance, with wistful look***

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (2sCft)

86 >>>"Now you're messing with a,

a son of a bitch!..."



- - Nazareth (without Jesus)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (EUMr7)

87 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

He could tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

88 We are the Praetorian Guard of the United States

Posted by: J Edgar Hoover at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (4dz1m)

89 Comey can turn water in to Pinot Noir

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (EzdLW)

90 87 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

He could tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

He said he was "in" like somebody else not named Flynn.

Preposterous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (BRvh1)

91 Comey gives off the heavily-medicated vibe, doesn't he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

92 >>See my post in a thread a couple of threads ago, your Buddy popped up again, Deripaska

I've heard. I don't think that's the last we've heard of him either.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

93 42
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)


1. Drive businesses away
2. ????
3. No more homeless!

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

94 Blessed is the Jabroni for they will be called the people's champions.

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (J7XgW)

95 >>>>Posted by: J Edgar descending from the mount at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM (4dz1m)

7. "What did you have for breakfast, Mrs. Weaver?"
8. "Tear up Texas".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (EUMr7)

96 JJ @7:17... Fun fact about that song... It was originally intended to be called Son of A Bitch. But, it was the 70s, and the record company refused to print "Son Of A Bitch" on the album cover. They didn't have a problem with the song and its lyrics; just with the title.

So, the boys of Nazareth started brainstorming other ways you could say "son of a bitch", and they settled on "heir of the dog". This was very similar to another popular expression, "hair of the dog", so that's the title they went with.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (wSC8T)

97 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

He was listening to every word his wife just said.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (8giK4)

98
68
Now you're messing with a,
a son of a bitch!..."

- - Nazareth (without Jesus)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)
+++

Clever things, I wish I had thought to say in the AoSHQ comments section....

***stares off into the distance, with wistful look***
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 07:20 PM



Yeah, well, love hurts

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)

99 Comey can turn water in to Pinot Noir

Meh. He turned an election into an investigation.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 14, 2018 07:24 PM (rdl6o)

100 The National Security excuse is stonewalling because they can comply with the documents request in some version of In Camera.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

101 Let me soften things up with a Bible verse or two.

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (Tyii7)

102 If an FBI agent claims you lied, you lied. There is no impartial record you can go back to, only the claim of the agent and the court WILL BELIEVE THE AGENT.

The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

103
Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM



Wasn't his "lie" to Mike Pence, not the G-men? Trying to remember.

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (EzdLW)

104 Of course he didn't say that. I should know . I am a lawyer. He said he did not say that. Why would you not believe him? Do you have something to hide?

ARE you a lawyer? How would you know what he said unless you are a lawyer? Do you have a law degree? Have you passed the bar? Do you have many important certificates, IN FRAMES, on your wall?

So we have established here with no doubt that he never said the thing you said he said. This I know as a lawyer.

Posted by: Nathan Thurm, ESQ. at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (A3b6q)

105 The only miracle Comey ever performed was turning wine into urine. I can do that, too, you know!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (wSC8T)

106 http://bit.ly/2rH6QiN
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Mueller may have a conflict - and it leads directly to a Russian oligarch TheHill
+++++
Jack Straw

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (y3aQB)

107 >>>Comey can turn water in to Pinot Noir
Meh. He turned an election into an investigation.

Most server their best investigations first, but Comey served up shit the whole time and they're still drinking it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (EUMr7)

108 Comey can turn water in to Pinot Noir

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Nah. White Zin maybe.

Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

109 THE JAMES COMEY HOUR OF CELESTIAL POWER!



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

110 Israel-Hating Godless Communist Bernie Sanders Condemns Israel Defending Itself From Palestinian Terrorist Attacks: 'Those are Terrible Actions'

Anti-Jewish policy is not a good look on you, Bernie, and it won't endear you to anti-Jewish left.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)

111

The Ten Commandments of the FBI

1. Thou shalt protect the graven image of the FBI
2. Thou shalt have no other idols before Us.
3. Honor thy FBI before thy Mother and Father.
4. Thy FBI will always absolve thee of murder when you kill an unarmed man during an interview in his apartment.
5. Expunging exculpatory evidence is not stealing.


10. Thy FBI is thine God and can do no wrong.



11. Goto 1

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (GdWl+)

112 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM
.............

"My favorite color? Blue... no, green. Shit!" - Flynn

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

113 The full of shit will always be with you, but my cretinous butt will only be here til sentencing.

Phebes 6+7/8ths

Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:27 PM (FhXTo)

114 So, the boys of Nazareth started brainstorming other ways you could say "son of a bitch", and they settled on "heir of the dog". This was very similar to another popular expression, "hair of the dog", so that's the title they went with.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:23 PM (wSC8T)
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Thank you for that addition to my trivia locker.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

115 OT: Just saw a "Waymo" tractor-trailer go by up the freeway. You knew they were going after truckers and now it begins.

That being said, at least it makes sense, unlike High-Speed-Rail-To-Nowhere.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (gh7cp)

116 >>If an FBI agent claims you lied, you lied. There is no impartial record you can go back to, only the claim of the agent and the court WILL BELIEVE THE AGENT.

No, but in this case there may be another FBI agent who was in the room who disputes the 302 that Strzok produced. He went unnamed for over a year but now we know his name, Special Agent Joe Pientka.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

117 Seattle- Starbucks is already the homeless bathroom facilities for the country, what else do you want from them? Their bathroom cleaning bill is going to double.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (aC6Sd)

118
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 14, 2018 07:21 PM (EUMr7)


Yo, Holtzie! Where you been keeping yo bad self?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (VM6ev)

119 Probably 302s are filled out using a not-too-pointy #1 pencil.

Just like the lab notebooks.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (xJrIn)

120 the funny thing is, these treasonistas think they're so clever in their little "gotchas" and "set-ups" but it's also clear as day what they're doing and what they did as Chuck Ross and Rush are able to explain.

Let's set them up the noose.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (sB8d1)

121 FBI: mr Flynn, did you tell the ambassador you would relay his concerns to the president elect on the second or third time you talked?

Flynn: I believe it was the third

FBI: *jumps up dramatically while slamming hands on table* BOOOOOM! Mother F-er we got you! It was the second conversation!

Flynn: well, I suppose it could have been.

FBI: oh no! You don't weasel out that easy. Justice has been fully obstructed here! You are going upriver for a loooooonnnnggg time!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (wdmm9)

122 OMG, Congress is going to get James Comey kkillllled!!

Posted by: CNN 'Analyst' Asha Rangappa at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (EzdLW)

123 40 That's Hesus of Nazareth...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (7LY+6)

Nathereth if you pronounce in traditional Castillian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

124 The lie IIRC was whether he discussed any specific government policy issues with his Russian contact.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

125 Jackstraw, could you email me at the address in the left sidebar?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (YS/wV)

126 http://bit.ly/2IhL0wv
+++++
May 14, 2018: Ep. 719 The Swamp is Panicking - Dan Bongino

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (y3aQB)

127

Seattle city council just passed the "Amazon Tax."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

128 Jesus believed that the guest list to royal weddings should be publicized. He said that right before they knocked that first big nail right through his wrist. I think, but I could be wrong. Maybe he was just remembering something. And mumbled some kind of forgiveness. Typical.

Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PEcU2)

129 >>Mueller may have a conflict - and it leads directly to a Russian oligarch TheHill
+++++
>>Jack Straw

Thanks, I saw that.

And that doesn't include his involvement with Uranium One.

Mueller didn't just pull Deripaska's name out of the Russian oligarchs database.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

130 Hillary was suppose to win and all of this was never going to see the light of day...but Trump won and now he must be destroyed.

The Dems are hoping to stop the Trump agenda in the 2018 mid terms before the real truth comes out.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PvFoN)

131 I kinda have a theory that all these made-men headcases like Comey that end up testifying in front of Congress are literally just winging it off the top of their heads.

Two weeks afterwards, and they can't remember what they said to who, because they honestly never believed that anyone would ever hold them accountable for what they say or do. Even sitting in front of Congress isn't enough for them, because they believe they are (and deserve to be) Above The Law. Sit down in front of some brain-dead legislators, go "blah blah blah" for a couple hours, then get back to the business of hatef*cking the twitching remains of our constitutional republic.

Then they seem honestly and truly surprised when they get caught in a lie, as if they were never really even truly aware that they were lying in the first place. These people seem far too dense and absurd to be that good at acting, so I have to chalk it all up to a general level of insanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (BRvh1)

132 The Dems are hoping to stop the Trump agenda in the 2018 mid terms before the real truth comes out.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (PvFoN)
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Yep. There is little doubt that the "Blue Wave" was their backup plan.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (vDqXW)

133 These are my principles and if you don't like those I have others.

Vulnerable Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill Suddenly Throws Her Party Under the Bus: Their Plan 'Not Important to Me'

Blue wave, people, blue wave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

134 Here in NW IN they've got LCD billboards and what did I see the other day?

https://www.pnw.edu/
sinai-forum/speakers-for-2018/

Sept. 9th - There must be a backup speaker lined up.

Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

135 It's still hard for me to believe that I was in charge of a whole bunch of important shit.

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

136 Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

Wasn't Mueller involved in confirming or delivering nuclear material ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

137 130. They'd have gone after Trump and his people hammer & tongs if Felonia won.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (fA1SL)

138 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
He said he was wearing a blue tie that day but our 24/7 surveillance showed he wore a teal tie. Russian bastard.

Posted by: Agent Blomee at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (Evws/)

139 I trust our civil servants. They are not snakes in the grass. They have not been brain-bleached to the point where they'll do all of the wrong things for all of the wrong reasons. No.

Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (PEcU2)

140 Glad you liked that trivia, Axeman!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (wSC8T)

141 Blue wave, people, blue wave.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

"Bye Bye!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (BRvh1)

142 He told Brett Baer he didn't know that the Steele dossier was paid for by Hillary, and that the FBI agents saying that Flynn was truthful was fake news. Why does anybody think this guy is anything but a nut?

Posted by: IanDeal at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (5mrLG)

143 This may sound crazy but I truly wish someone who can make sense of all this could do a post with a time line for specific events. Just lay all this shit out so we can see exactly what is known. . It's confusing all hell outta me.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (yTnCT)

144 >>Wasn't Mueller involved in confirming or delivering nuclear material ?

Yep. To Putin of all people.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

145 Here in NW IN they've got LCD billboards and what did I see the other day?


I grew up a region rat. Then I got better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (wdmm9)

146 127

Seattle city council just passed the "Amazon Tax."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

Retarded, but both players in the game deserve each other. Like two shitheads in the ring slamming each other in the face, I just want both of them to go down in a swirl of blood and teeth.

Funny though because Amazon just built that bug hive there and spent billions on it. Maybe they can use it for the homeless after the techies bug out.

Shouldn't the city council be called the politburo?

Also any city trying to bring in Amazon is going to end up with a city filled with noodle armed millenials and property costs that'll go through the roof. Also, you'll get a homeless problem. It's a good deal for someone who already owns a home there and can sell it off for beaucoup bucks. It's a bad deal for everyone else going forward.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

147 And the blue wave is turning into the blue ripple. They won't be able to hide until 2020. 2018 looks like it may not bring any relief to the commie/dims

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (0OmEj)

148 I said it, but i did not meant it. So, that means I never actually said it.

-James Comey

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)

149 [wraps the testimony up and
shoves it back across the table and that is that.]

Posted by: Salt Chunk Mary at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (VuwBi)

150 I recognize that the actions I acknowledged in court today were wrong, and, through my faith in God, I am working to set things right. My guilty plea and agreement to cooperate with the Special Counsel's Office reflects a decision I made in the best interests of my family and of our country. I accept full responsibility for my actions.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (WjwV3)

151 https://fxn.ws/2wBDEOS
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Nunes, Gowdy accuse DOJ of launching anonymous attacks on congressional investigator | Fox News

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (y3aQB)

152 Glad you liked that trivia, Axeman!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:33 PM (wSC8T)
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Not that I'd ever looked that hard, but I always wondered why that song was called "Hair of the Dog", unless the guy was a son-of-a-bitch because he was hung over.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

153 102 If an FBI agent claims you lied, you lied. There is no impartial record you can go back to, only the claim of the agent and the court WILL BELIEVE THE AGENT.

The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

------

The FBI's electronic 302 program contains a revision tracking and control log for each record of interview.

There is a rumor that there is a big problem with the Flynn Interview 302 records? Like the revision log for the 302 that concluded "Flynn was lying" is missing. Supposedly that 302 cannot be traced back to the original 302's? Chain of Evidence issues. Tampering with evidence issues. Lying to a Federal Investigation issues.

Posted by: rd at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (4dz1m)

154 131 - Very plausible.
They've been getting away with it for decades.
And Felonia Von Pantsuit was gonna win in a landslide.
Also, psychopaths.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (xJrIn)

155 149.
Heh. 'She named a price. She didn't name another.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

156 I wonder how wet Comey got his beak over Uranium One. You know he's a whore, I just wanna know how cheaply he's bought.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (9Hjhc)

157 If an FBI agent claims you lied, you lied. There is no impartial record you can go back to, only the claim of the agent and the court WILL BELIEVE THE AGENT.

The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)


With their playing of political games and criminalizing non-Democrats, there is no reason to talk to an FBI agent. The decision tree is pretty simple at this point:

You: "Am I in custody?"

Feeb: "No" --> You: "I'm leaving." *Leave room*
"Yes" -->You: "I want an attorney." *Say nothing else*

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (5Yee7)

158 Let's assume that Comey is and was acting in bad faith, but still strived to not say something that was out and out false.

BAIER: Did you tell law makers that FBI agents didn't believe former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was lying intentionally to investigators.

COMEY: No.


If Comey told law makers that agents witnessed no physical signs of Flynn lying, that does not mean that those same agents believed Flynn was truthful. They could have believed that he was skillfully lying.

So, Comey doesn't want to let it out of the bag that the FBI is planning on moving on Flynn. So, he tells them that the agents conducting the interview saw no physical signs of Flynn lying. The lawmakers interpret that to mean that the FBI thought Flynn was truthful, but Comey didn't actually say that. They just said they didn't see any tells that he was lying.

He says he didn't say what they thought he said, because he was careful enough to make them think he was saying something he actually didn't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (pvjTE)

159 Pew, pew, pew! Sorry, just reminiscing.

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

160 I got ripped on a bottle of Blue Ripple once. That shit is nasty.

Posted by: Wino Man at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

161 also, there's a fucking derecho warning in DC
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 14, 2018 07:11 PM (sB8d1)


They could just call it a "severe thunderstorm warning" like the rest of the country does.

Tornado Alley here gets MCS'es every summer. Lots of 'em. If they don't throw down twisters and take out some little town or subdivision somewhere, we called 'em "severe thunderstorms" with "straight-line winds."

We don't wander around making up new, scary-sounding names for them.

Derecho. Pfft.

And get off my lawn.

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:37 PM (953wK)

162 And the blue wave is turning into the blue ripple. They won't be able to hide until 2020. 2018 looks like it may not bring any relief to the commie/dims

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM (0OmEj)
**************************

We can't taken anything for granted and it's a must that we motivate friends, family etc. to vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 07:38 PM (PvFoN)

163 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Is that a justice obstructing question?

Posted by: The FBI! at May 14, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

164 And Comey said unto Grassley, Verily verily, before the rooster crows, I shall deny my own testimony thrice

Posted by: Book of Mueller 2:32 at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (EzdLW)

165 So, if I tell you that I witnessed the interview of a subject and that I saw no physical signs he was lying, no tells; is that the same as me saying that the subject answered all the questions truthfully?

No. Those are two different things. Comey may know that the agents said they saw no signs of lying, while knowing some bit of info that tells him that Flynn said something that was untrue. And, Comey, being the snake that he is, may have blurred that distinction while talking to members of Congress. He may have wanted them to believe that the FBI had nothing on Flynn, so he talked about the agents' observations about Flynn's physical demeanor while keeping the bit that he knew was untruthful under his hat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (pvjTE)

THIS!!!!!!

I may have been evasive. I may have been deceptive. I may have been misleading. I may have been underhanded. I may have been weaselly. I may have been any number of things. I can't help it when others do not understand the meaning of the words I say, even if they are the opposite of their common understanding. That may not have been what I meant.

BUT I DID NOT LIE!

You can hear my words.

You can listen to my words.

But then you have to understand the meaning of my words.

Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)

166 Its a real shame we don't have some top Attorney to oversee all this stuff...

You know... like a General does his troops...

That's it... we need an... Attorney General!!!!

We could even make it a cabinet position... give him the ear of the President...

Too bad we don't have one of those...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

167 He says he didn't say what they thought he said, because he was careful enough to make them think he was saying something he actually didn't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (pvjTE)
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And Comey showed no physical signs that he was lying.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)

168 It is really difficult to get a real gut-hate going for the opposition. They are so transparent. So made of jellyfish material. There is no there-there. Maybe that is how they intend to protect themselves? The spell will wear off sooner or later. It's Rottweiler's all the way down.

Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (PEcU2)

169 This whole Russian Collusion investigation was never meant to get anyone. It was simply camouflage and a diversion away from any investigation actually taking place against Hillary and her crime syndicate, who actually did collude with foreign interests to sell anything they could of value, murdering American citizens and the wholesale corruption of the Democrat primary circus, once she had lost the election.

And like everything else the Clinton's engage in, it has gotten out of hand, hurting innocent people and ruining lives.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (EoRCO)

170 But then you have to understand the meaning of my words.
Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)
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That's what I tried to tell 'em.

Posted by: President William J. Clinton at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (vDqXW)

171 BUT I DID NOT LIE!

You can hear my words.

You can listen to my words.

But then you have to understand the meaning of my words.
Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics at May 14, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)

It depends on what the definition of 'is' is....

Posted by: Book of Clinton, Chapter 4, verse 7 at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

172 I won't deny that that's not what I didn't say.

Posted by: Saint James of Comey at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (wSC8T)

173 With their playing of political games and criminalizing non-Democrats, there is no reason to talk to an FBI agent. The decision tree is pretty simple at this point:

You: "Am I in custody?"

Feeb: "No" --> You: "I'm leaving." *Leave room*
"Yes" -->You: "I want an attorney." *Say nothing else*

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:36 PM (5Yee7)

Wise words to often unheeded.

Watch any investigative true crime show. There's always the scene near the end where the suspect is sitting in an interrogation room chatting away with cops for hours. The cops start lying to them (yes they are allowed to do this) and pretty soon here comes the confession.

What is never seen? A LAWYER.

Get a lawyer and shaddap.

JonBenet Ramsey's parents lawyered up immediately and it probably saved them from prison. A lot of people think they killed their daughter, but the Mom died outside of a prison cell and the father is still breathing free air.

SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

174 170 + 171: Hordemind at its finest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (BRvh1)

175 \You know who used to lie all the time, too? Comey's protege Jesus of Nazareth.


This should probably be mentor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

176 Nah, Grump; Ace meant protege. Like Comey taught Jesus everything he knows about virtue.

Posted by: Saint James of Comey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (wSC8T)

177 Sometimes words are hard.

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)

178 Sessions Will Come!

And with him, he shall bring a very used My Pillow.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (r9UYA)

179 This should probably be mentor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
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Or icon.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (vDqXW)

180 Comey can turn water in to Pinot Noir

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Nah. White Zin maybe.

Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

ZIMA

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)

181 Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics
..........

You beat up hermaphrodites?

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

182 just wanna know how cheaply he's bought.

Within Purdue NorthWest's price range for sure.

Posted by: Jeebus Comey at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

183 Off, Herman Munster-lookin' sock!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (wSC8T)

184 181. Somebody's gotta do it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)

185 Comey is a nutcase.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (hMwEB)

186 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

If thou eatest of the tree of knowledge shirley thou wilt not die.

Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (A3b6q)

187 181 Posted by: JAmes Comey, 6th Degree Blackbelt in Hermeneutics
..........

You beat up hermaphrodites?
Posted by: wth at May 14, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

Nah, he just does a really good impression of Fred Gwynne in The Munsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (BRvh1)

188
I accept full responsibility for my actions.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:35 PM



But we never will

Posted by: Comey, Mueller, Clapper, McCabe, et al at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

189 Horowitz will come.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

190 I think Flynn might've told those agents, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (wSC8T)

191 If thou eatest of the tree of knowledge, shirley, thou wilt not die.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

192 This may sound crazy but I truly wish someone who can make sense of all this could do a post with a time line for specific events. Just lay all this shit out so we can see exactly what is known. . It's confusing all hell outta me.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:34 PM (yTnCT)

Here you go madam. Also watch the videos. This is a good start.

https://tinyurl.com/y7fxc59j

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 07:45 PM (8giK4)

193 But what about Steiner?

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

194 Horowitz will come.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

But only after an hour of begging.

Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)

195 Thanks weird flunky. I will check that out .

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (yTnCT)

196 Horowitz will come.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

But only after an hour of begging.
Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)


What a guy!

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:47 PM (953wK)

197 Ever since the night of the Election I've believed that all of this nonsense is a giant smokescreen to cover up all of the usual Clinton crimes.
But I never thought the scope of the conspiracy was this large.
Facts really are stranger than fiction.

Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (w7KSn)

198 "Horowitz will come."

And Stormy Daniels will tuck the bills in her bra and leave quietly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (xJrIn)

199 102 If an FBI agent claims you lied, you lied. There is no impartial record you can go back to, only the claim of the agent and the court WILL BELIEVE THE AGENT.

The agent could make up whatever he wants, and we know McCabe was trying to get them to change their 302s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2018 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

That is SO FRICKEN COOL!!!

Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (A3b6q)

200 186 75 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 07:19 PM (wdmm9)

If thou eatest of the tree of knowledge shirley thou wilt not die.
Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 07:44 PM (A3b6q)

So.... Shirley won't die?

Is she Hawt?

Posted by: Book of Clinton, Chapter 4, verse 7 at May 14, 2018 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

201
this whole scandal is to protect their real messiah obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (r+sAi)

202 >>Horowitz will come.

Posted by: Grump928(C)



But only after an hour of begging.

Posted by: Mrs. Horowitz at May 14, 2018 07:46 PM (9Hjhc)


Is her name Peg?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (r9UYA)

203 Get a lawyer and shaddap.

JonBenet Ramsey's parents lawyered up immediately and it probably saved them from prison. A lot of people think they killed their daughter, but the Mom died outside of a prison cell and the father is still breathing free air.

SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)


I'm one those people, too. When news broke of the murder, a Sergeant and I looked at each other and said, "A family member did it." My money is on Mom as the killer -- she was obsessed about those beauty pageants and I suspect corporal discipline got out-of-hand. Dad covered it up. One has already faced the Judge Supreme and other will eventually.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (5Yee7)

204 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

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He claimed he didn't know that Trump was Stalin's illegitimate son.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)

205 well, the fact that the fbi relies upon reading body language to determine whether someone is lying or not is distressing. more so because someone with Flynn's background could have learned what tells they looked for and learned to avoid them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)

206
Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

He said he liked big butts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

207 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

In my opinion of the case mom is probably in Hell. If she went to prison she may have found a reason to confess and ask for forgiveness.

This is one case I really would like to have the power to know exactly what happened.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

208 Oh, good.

TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.

TOMORROW.

Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)

209 >Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

I told the POTUS he did not look fat in those pants, no sir.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (WjwV3)

210 Sock at 199 is ingenious.
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:

"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."

Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

211 Thank you for that addition to my trivia locker.
Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

Posted by: Snot nosed seven year old with glasses in the back seat at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (A3b6q)

212 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

the Check? wasn't in the mail....

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

213 With those long legs Comey's probably quite the dancer. Also a tall drink of water? KSM. And no guessing about who leads.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (PvCxa)

214 210 Sock at 199 is ingenious.
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:

"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."

Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

Hey BEN, you forgot the sock.

And the all-caps.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)

215 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (5Ye

That or the mom covered up for the brother.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

216 the fact that the fbi relies upon reading body language to determine whether someone is lying or not is distressing

I'll have you know that's good old fashioned, gritty sleuthing.

Posted by: James Homey at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (Tyii7)

217 The FBI was always looking to burn Flynn. He worked for barky and knew a lot of secrets that barky supporters didn't want known.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)

218 Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
Posted by: Snot nosed seven year old with glasses in the back seat

That seems low to me, by about a factor of 10.

Posted by: Payton Manning at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)

219 There's a famous clock in Munich called the Glockenspiel where all sorts of mechanical figures move around. The main figures are a Polish knight and a Czech knight in different kinds of armor.

The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (fuK7c)

220 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?
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He didn't shoot the sheriff?

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2018 07:55 PM (vDqXW)

221 Dack @7:35... I got to thinking about that very thing just recently. For a while there, I was a little worried about how my single ass might ensure that I can leave my little Denver-area condo to, like, a friend or something.

But it's appreciating at such a ridiculous rate that now I'm thinking I'll probably end up selling it before it's paid off and use the proceeds to retire to some cheaper place to live.

Incidentally, Denver is on the shortlist for that new Amazon HQ.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 07:55 PM (wSC8T)

222 >>218
Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

Calculates material and size of pike.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (r9UYA)

223 The FBI was always looking to burn Flynn. He worked for barky and knew a lot of secrets that barky supporters didn't want known.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)
======
He also Backed that woman FBI agent in her claims of harrassment by ....... wait for it......... Andy McCabe

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (y3aQB)

224 That or the mom covered up for the brother.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May




would have been nice if the cops would have conducted the investigation properly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

225 TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots

Ah, a day ending with a "y".

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

226 217 The FBI was always looking to burn Flynn. He worked for barky and knew a lot of secrets that barky supporters didn't want known.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM (YS/wV)

Flynn was on the short list for National Security Advisor... a post the deep state REALLY did not want him in...

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

227
The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM



*consults code book*

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)

228 TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.

-
I already had it penciled in. Tomorrow and every other day until the end of time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

229 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?


He told Comey he would pull out....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (EoRCO)

230 So, is this considered being "less than candid" or just that Comey "misspoke"?

So many euphemisms for lying in DC....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (W+vEI)

231 Mueller really looks like he could be Kerry's brother.

*shivers*

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (a3OL0)

232 The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM


*consults code book*
Posted by: Hands at May




you need the dungeon masters manual.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

233 Mueller really looks like he could be Kerry's brother.




Mueller really looks like he could be Kerry's brother / father.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

234 you need the dungeon masters manual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)
---
It's Guide!! Guide!!!

Posted by: Apoplectic Dweeb at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (vDqXW)

235 Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

-
That he'd respect you in the morning?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)

236 231 Mueller really looks like he could be Kerry's brother.

*shivers*
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 07:57 PM (a3OL0)

Mueller... put Bolts on his neck???

Rosenstein's Monster....

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

237 The Duke has a long mustache. The chamber pot is against the wall.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

238 >Does anybody know the actual "lie" Flynn told?

I told the POTUS no one laughed at his hair behind his back.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (WjwV3)

239 I am not now, nor have I ever been ... Michael Flynn.

Posted by: Michael Flynn at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (vDqXW)

240 "TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots."

The are really gonna be mad when 200 or so get wacked.

Posted by: Wino Man at May 14, 2018 07:59 PM (UdKB7)

241 Wait til after Friday prayers. Hell with the lid off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:00 PM (89T5c)

242 to tell you the truth, my biggest concern is that someone who hates Trump will release something right before the election that could give the Dems the House or the Senate. Think of Lawrence Walsh announcing right before the 1992 election an indictment of Casper Weinberger that Walsh said would prove H W Bush lied about his knowledge of the Iran-Contra thing.

I hope the IG report trashes so many deep state people that it won't matter. Or that Hillary does an appearance somewhere right before the election and complains about Trump's rising popularity among the Darkies.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (KxbBq)

243 Wonder if any Democrats will be joining Pali's in their Day of Rage?

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (aC6Sd)

244 Robert Mueller and John Kerry trot into a bar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

245 the fbi guys should use the xerox lie detector set they use on the wire.




https://tinyurl.com/puc2ppa








Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

246 Hezbollah: 'New phase' in war...

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No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

247 >>The FBI was always looking to burn Flynn. He worked for barky and knew a lot of secrets that barky supporters didn't want known.

In the fall of 2016, Clapper and Brennan tried to get Obama to fire Flynn. Think about that, literally as the Obama administration was ending they were trying to have him fired.

Why? Why not just let it ride since they would all be out of office in a couple months anyway?

There is a lot more to come in the real Flynn story.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

248 So, why the long face, Bob?

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

249 Wait - WHICH "Michael Flynn" are you guys talking about? I got a whole set of them free with my purchase of the "Michael Cohen" set.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (EzdLW)

250 Robert Mueller and John Kerry trot into a bar.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Sounds hawt!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (9Hjhc)

251 Interesting to note that the biggest 2nd biggest weasel in Watergate, Jeb Magruder, was also a big fan of Reinhold Niebuhr.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (Ey6du)

252 On my birth certificate, it actually says "Mikhail".

Posted by: Michael Flynn at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)

253 IDF have beehive and canister rounds, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

254 Just dawned on me, this guy on Tucker must be a mincing ponce.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:03 PM (a3OL0)

255 168 It is really difficult to get a real gut-hate going for the opposition.
Posted by: goon at May 14, 2018 07:40 PM (PEcU2)

I never thought about it that way, but it's true. They just need to be put down like rabid dogs. Nothin' personal.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (A3b6q)

256 Robert Mueller and John Kerry trot into a bar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:01 PM (2DOZq)


Mueller says to the Bartender "Has Mr Michael Flynn been in recently?"


Kerry says "I'll have the al-Falfa on the rocks!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (n9EOP)

257 >In the fall of 2016, Clapper and Brennan tried to get Obama to fire Flynn. Think about that, literally as the Obama administration was ending they were trying to have him fired.

Huh?
I left the Obama administration in 2014.

Posted by: Mike Flynn at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (WjwV3)

258 FBI said Flynn lied about not talking to the Russian ambassador while Obamski was still Preezy.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)

259 >>JonBenet Ramsey's parents lawyered up immediately and it probably saved them from prison. A lot of people think they killed their daughter, but the Mom died outside of a prison cell and the father is still breathing free air.


Ugh, yes. Worst part is I saw an ad for a real crime show a few weeks ago on this case and it was all about how the guy who played Santa at the Christmas party did it. Yeah, that guy is the dad of one of my sister's childhood friends, and she spent a lot of time in their home, over a dozen sleepovers and never got even a small vibe about him. But he's being smeared and his kids stalked by people who are convinced he did it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)

260 Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah Flynn had the temerity to stand up for a colleague and defend her from false allegations.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

261 I have a feeling Friday is gonna be ugly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (89T5c)

262 Strange- No immediate condemnation of Israel for disproportionate response.

Memo to the goatfuckers - Your day has come and GONE.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (YS/wV)

263 Wait...
MacGruber was a fan of Judge Reinhold?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (9Hjhc)

264 Um, yeah. So, I'm gonna have to go ahead and say:
TPS Reports > 302 Forms

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (EzdLW)

265 Those icebacks are putting the national anthem front and center. GO Knights!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (2saZ/)

266 >>Huh?
I left the Obama administration in 2014.

Yea, my bad. I was thinking Rogers.

I'm pretty sure he and Flynn have been working together.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

267 263 Wait...
MacGruber was a fan of Judge Reinhold?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (9Hjhc)

I didn't know MacGuyver was on Night Court!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (BRvh1)

268 267. Knight Rider.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

269 Remember after Comey was fired, wasn't there some sort of Bureau event, like a FBI picnic, and people were running around the event wearing "Comey is My Homie" T-shirts or some asinine shit?? Grown adults, no less.

Top. Men. The very Best!!

With all the resources at their disposal and the media covering for the, these Deep State retards couldn't plot their way out of a wet, paper bag.

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:06 PM (2sCft)

270 Wait - WHICH "Michael Flynn" are you guys talking about?


Not my Michael Flynn. I had a fraternity brother of that name who was a worldly and wicked as the rest of us and then ran off and joined the Jesuits.


(That's random. I'm also a Michael and have a common last name. You know how the Irish breed. There must be a zillion Mike Flynns).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

271 Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)

Yeah Santa sat down at the family table and wrote out a ransom note.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (2DOZq)

272 If James Comey would have ran for office, he would have been in the upper echelons of Washington. He's just like any other politician. However, the FBI was never meant to be based on politics.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (uNRi5)

273 What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (q177U)

274 First Friday of Ramadan. Fucking imams will have the inbreds whipped into a frenzy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (89T5c)

275 I for one am not worried about Kerry, I understand a production company is planning to produce new episodes of "The Munsters".

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (KxbBq)

276 "Let he who is without spin cast the first groan ... or something."
-- St. James "Let me see your hands!" Comey, Superstar and Son Of God

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (BiLU+)

277
It just occurred to me what "soft drinks" actually means -- opposite of a "hard" drink, i.e., alcohol.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (yrZFq)

278 Ugh, yes. Worst part is I saw an ad for a real crime show a few weeks ago on this case and it was all about how the guy who played Santa at the Christmas party did it. Yeah, that guy is the dad of one of my sister's childhood friends, and she spent a lot of time in their home, over a dozen sleepovers and never got even a small vibe about him. But he's being smeared and his kids stalked by people who are convinced he did it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May



well, everyone but the murder got smeared.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

279 258 FBI said Flynn lied about not talking to the Russian ambassador while Obamski was still Preezy.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:04 PM (hMwEB)

or maybe about the exact contents of the conversation

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (hMwEB)

280 murderer

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 08:08 PM (MTjB1)

281 (That's random. I'm also a Michael and have a common last name. You know how the Irish breed. There must be a zillion Mike Flynns).
-------------------
They call them Mickeys don't they?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:08 PM (vV/gB)

282 Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM
+1, huh just thought of this, x1Gazillion is one thing but, for Rush, that is a kind of ditto thing. Dumb as a stump, I am.

And just wondering if we're ever going to hear the play-by-play from AGSessions, or anything...

And the vids I have not seen, so thanks for that. When will I ever get to watch the 3 stooges biography at this rate. Slow reader, I am. RE: the email server.
And, what of how every and all of that supposed content managed just jump over the fence from supposed secure networks. Haven't heard that part uttered lately.

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (dF9Lb)

283 208 Oh, good.

TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.

TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)


Today was what, a Day of Peeve?

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

284 wasn't the issue about Flynn lying to the FBI that he changed his name from "Hunt"..?

ok, cheap joke, I'm tired

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (KxbBq)

285 Friday is a good a day as any.

Might as well get it on, the muzzies don't understand anything different.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (EoRCO)

286 With all the resources at their disposal and the media covering for the, these Deep State retards couldn't plot their way out of a wet, paper bag.
Posted by: SteveOReno

Thank God for regression towards the mean and nepotism. The people who set up the deep state in the 30s-50s were very clever. Their grandchildren, not so much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (9Hjhc)

287 281. No. A Micky Flynn is a dose of chloral hydrate in a mark's booze.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

288 Riots, cataclysms. There is a cosmological explanation, you know. Uranus moved into Taurus. First time since 1942.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (bUjCl)

289 205 well, the fact that the fbi relies upon reading body language to determine whether someone is lying or not is distressing. more so because someone with Flynn's background could have learned what tells they looked for and learned to avoid them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)

So since Flynn would know how to not show the tells of whether he was lying means he was lying when he did not show the tell of him lying.

Posted by: James Comey the accuser at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (A3b6q)

290
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM



Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)

291 205 well, the fact that the fbi relies upon reading body language to determine whether someone is lying or not is distressing. more so because someone with Flynn's background could have learned what tells they looked for and learned to avoid them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)

It's totally objective. I see no problem.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (A3b6q)

292 281. No. A Micky Flynn is a dose of chloral hydrate in a mark's booze.


*smacks Palp with a rolled up newspaper*


That was the joke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (fuK7c)

293 Today was what, a Day of Peeve?
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

Laundry Day.

All that dry desert air and sand is hell on whites and delicates.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:11 PM (BRvh1)

294 290
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM


Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)

And a porn Star to be named later.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

295 At any rate his conversation with the Russki was not a crime, but the FBINsaid he lied to them about it.
Then Flynn pled guilty, ppl suspect because the FBI was pressuring him via his son.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)

296 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.
Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (BiLU+)

297 208 Oh, good.

TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.

TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)

So it's Tuesday?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)

298 Gone- Reagen, JPII and Thatcher

In, President Trump, Netanyahu, bin Salman and Orban.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM (YS/wV)

299 by the way, it is probably untrue about all that stuff you've heard about Obama and Reggie.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (KxbBq)

300 290
What sort of October surprise is Trump planning?
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM


Prisoner exchange agreement with Putin: Stormy Daniels for Anna Chapman.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)
++++

The Art of the Deal, Baby!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (2sCft)

301
Oh, good.

TOMORROW is a "day of rage" for the Gaza Pali-idiots.

TOMORROW.
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (953wK)

So it's Tuesday?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at May 14, 2018 08:12 PM



Palis might lighten up a bit if they just did Taco Tuesday like everyone else.

Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

302 Rod Rosenstein is citing Important National Security Concerns


which nation?

Posted by: x at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (nFwvY)

303 295 At any rate his conversation with the Russki was not a crime, but the FBINsaid he lied to them about it.
Then Flynn pled guilty, ppl suspect because the FBI was pressuring him via his son.
-------------------------
I believe we will find out that Brennan via Sally Yates forced the Lying charge. Its a conspiracy not collusion.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (vV/gB)

304 SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)



They're good liberal companies. They should be happy to pay it. I hope it's at least a 95% tax. Because what's more important their filthy profits or helping the homeless?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (SiINZ)

305 Tomorrow is Rapey Tuesday.
Tradition is everything!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)

306 Palis might lighten up a bit if they just did Taco Tuesday like everyone else.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

Maybe we can air drop some Old El Paso taco kits.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (uNRi5)

307 Palis might lighten up a bit if they just did Taco Tuesday like everyone else.
Posted by: Hands at May 14, 2018 08:13 PM (EzdLW)

A Taco Tuesday with no booze and Halal tacos sounds like a recipe for even more rage and splodeyness....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (BRvh1)

308 While rage is not exactly new in Islam, the 'day of rage' phrasing is the same as was used by 60's radicals, and what they re-introduced with the next generation in the OWS 'day of rage'.

Which makes me wonder which Americans/westerners are involved in planning this.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI)

309 Bongino was filling in for Levin on my what home from work. He was talking about the press saying there were "protests in Palestine." The he says, it's not a protest if you bring explosives. I almost drove off the road.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (a3OL0)

310

20 years ago....when we were 9 yrs old....


Seinfeld ended.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (jekAQ)

311 Blessed St. James the Lanky, Patron Saint of Giraffes, Political Hacks and Metrosexual Drama Queens.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (k2Hcx)

312 Palis might lighten up a bit if they just did Taco Tuesday like everyone else.
Posted by: Hands

Maybe the Israelis should start spiking the Palis' water with a little THC. It would make taco Tuesday more likely.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (9Hjhc)

313 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.

Posted by: Moroccan donkey with rabies at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)

314

Christ Almighty, where did the last 2 decades go.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (jekAQ)

315 214 210 Sock at 199 is ingenious.
The sock name was, of course, Stalin's head of security, who originated the motto:

"Show me the man, I'll show you the crime."

Posted by: navybrat, chillin' and thrillin' at May 14, 2018 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

Hey BEN, you forgot the sock.

And the all-caps.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)

That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.

Minuteman

Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)

316 Christ Almighty, where did the last 2 decades go.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (jekAQ)



To waste

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

317 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (KCxzN)

318
Seinfeld was an 80's show. It began in 1989.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (jekAQ)

319 They're good liberal companies. They should be happy to pay it. I hope it's at least a 95% tax. Because what's more important their filthy profits or helping the homeless?
----------------------
Since Starbucks has an open toilet policy why not mandate that they offer showers and laundry services with Latte's for the homeless. Nothing better than clean crazies all hopped up on caffeine. Starbucks would clean up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (vV/gB)

320 313 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.
Posted by: Moroccan donkey with rabies at May 14, 2018 08:15

I forget, does fasting make them extra ragey?
Like a so hangry thang?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (hMwEB)

321 314. Wo ist der Schnee vom vergangen Jahr?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

322 Ben Had - I made my flight reservations today. Unfortunately it looks like I will not be getting in early enough to make it to your place for dinner Friday. I can be there mid-morning on Sat with no problem.

Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

323 I'd have to see everything in context, but it seems like Comey could be truthful on this.


---

hey-you lie to me, I know.

Posted by: Tny Soprano, Special Agent in Charge at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)

324 304 SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)
+++
As someone commented on an earlier post, Starbucks has already conceded that they are America's public restroom provider and can refuse service to no one. Those restroom are going to be unbearable and your pleasant smell of your venti caramel macchiato, ain't going to be able to cover up the stench of the feces smeared stalls of Starbucks. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)

325
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)

That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.

Minuteman
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)

Awww, man, your clip left out the silly smiley face, so now when you read it I just sound like a dick, instead of just joking around like I intended it to sound!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)

326 Their side: "You didn't lie...but we're going to prosecute you and indict you, and destroy your life, savings, and reputation."

Our side: "Yeah, you committed treason, sedition, lied under oath numerous times, and conspired to influence then overthrow a Constitutional election....so we're going to run to Fox News and complain about it....a lot...at least four days a week."

Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (hhJg2)

327 42
SEATTLE (AP) - Seattle City Council approves tax on large businesses such as Amazon and Starbucks to fight homelessness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2018 07:13 PM (LNPd9)


That tent city ain't gonna build itself.

Posted by: cornbred at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (+DYLZ)

328 Ugh, yes. Worst part is I saw an ad for a real crime show a few weeks ago on this case and it was all about how the guy who played Santa at the Christmas party did it. Yeah, that guy is the dad of one of my sister's childhood friends, and she spent a lot of time in their home, over a dozen sleepovers and never got even a small vibe about him. But he's being smeared and his kids stalked by people who are convinced he did it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2018 08:05 PM (W+vEI)

His name has been bandied around for a long time. I think I first heard about him back in 2006 when I read Schiller's book about the case.

There's all sorts of theories and opinions, but really it's almost a certainty someone in the family did it. The ransom note was an absolute shit show and there's never been another one remotely like it in any type of kidnapping of this type. A very poor attempt at misdirection.

Big theory now is that little brother whacked her on the head with a flashlight in a fit of rage, probably because she swiped some of his pineapple while they were downstairs in the middle of the night.

Patsy suspected because she was weird and a control freak and something something JonBenet pissing the bed.

John because he was molesting her.

The crack on the head happened first and was enough to kill her.

If you believe it was an accident, you must believe that someone in the family refused to seek medical attention for her and went further by fashioning a garrote and strangling her.

It's monstrous. The idea people came up with to get around that unpleasantness is that Burke did it in a fit of rage and then the parents staged the scene because they didn't want to lose their other child to the courts. John lost another daughter a couple of years earlier in a car accident so that might have played a part.

Who knows? Unless father or brother cracks, we've got nothing but questions without concrete answers.

But someone in the family doing it? I'd say almost a 100% of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (4ErVI)

329 I'm late to the party but that was one B-E-A-Utiful title.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (pw+jk)

330 That Seattle tax is going to create honest to god food deserts in some of their neighborhoods unless they edited it. As proposed it was a $500 tax per employee on all employers with $20 million? in GROSS revenues. That will hit grocery chains and any other small margin high volume outfits hard.

And when they don't make enough dough they'll expand that tax to every employer within a few years.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (eASYU)

331 The UN has issued no sternly worded letter yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (YS/wV)

332 Hawaii volcano erupts a little bit more than it usually erupts, there is a 5.2 (really) mag earthquake in the Philippines and "Scientists" are scaremongering volcanoes in CA because "ring of Fire" and "overdue". I guess we better give them a few million more in grants to keep researching those volcanoes! All they have to do is hit the climate change and let and it is a sure bet for 100 mil in funding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (wdmm9)

333 I think the important thing to recognize is that James Comey didn't have any intent.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

334 There is a lot more to come in the real Flynn story.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

Flynn also supported Ms. Gritz in her complaints about McCabe.

Turns out Gritz ran the Mueller-Deripaska connection.

Posted by: Miklos, Special Agent in Charge of mixology at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

335 Seattle has a whole lotta Asians. They don't cotton much to homeless. You been here fours hours, you go now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (vV/gB)

336 (That's random. I'm also a Michael and have a common last name. You know how the Irish breed. There must be a zillion Mike Flynns).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

You wouldn't happen be from the Southhampton Bandersnatches? They are known across the seven seas, but they hate all of them.

They have so much money they always buy the best tags, like the one you currently sporting: fuK7c

Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (A3b6q)

337 Wo ist der Schnee vom vergangen Jahr?


That just means the snow from last year. I think of yesteryear as stretching deeply into the past.

So maybe ...von vergangenen Jahren.

*smacks Palp again*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (fuK7c)

338 They go extra wacko at night, votermom. After they break fast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)

339 Robert Mueller and John Kerry trot into a bar.

And the bartender says, "With all seriousness and canter, you can't just breeze in here and lope aimlessly, you gotta order something or gallop the fuck out!"

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (J7XgW)

340 I, for one want Amazon to stay in Seattle and keep as many of its socialist asshole executive employees there as possible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (wdmm9)

341 Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (A3b6q)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (BRvh1)

342 Wo ist der Schnee vom vergangen Jahr?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

Ja. Und wo sind alle die blumen geht?

Posted by: Miklos, with a special attraction fo Marlene Dietrich at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

343 Seattle has a whole lotta Asians. They don't cotton much to homeless. You been here fours hours, you go now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:21 PM (vV/gB)

=====You been pooping too much!! You go now!!

Posted by: Asian Asset to America at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (pw+jk)

344 We had to charge Flynn. He didn't answer us using the quintuple negatives that are standard FBI practice.

Posted by: Agent Blowme at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (Evws/)

345 Posted by: Miklos, with a special attraction fo Marlene Dietrich at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

Mit den weissen Maedels.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (BRvh1)

346 337. I know enough Fritz to get 'em out of their bunkers. Past that, I am not Berlitz, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (fA1SL)

347 Weasel, well some of us will start the party early and raise a glass to you.

Do I need to make a reservation?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (YS/wV)

348 330 That Seattle tax is going to create honest to god food deserts in some of their neighborhoods unless they edited it. As proposed it was a $500 tax per employee on all employers with $20 million? in GROSS revenues. That will hit grocery chains and any other small margin high volume outfits hard.

And when they don't make enough dough they'll expand that tax to every employer within a few years.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 08:19 PM (eASYU)


Venezuela should have been a warning, not a blueprint.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

349 >>Our side: "Yeah, you committed treason, sedition, lied under oath numerous times, and conspired to influence then overthrow a Constitutional election....so we're going to run to Fox News and complain about it....a lot...at least four days a week."

Also our side: We've been running an investigation into your actions for longer than you have been running your fake Russia/Trump collusion garbage and it has already resulted in the firing of more than a dozen people including high level people at both the DOJ and the FBI with prosecutions to follow.

And unlike you we don't leak or run to the media with lies because also unlike you we want our prosecutions to stick. And if you don't believe it ask Brennan, Comey and others why they are running around the country screaming like lunatics who have been cornered. Short story, they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (/tuJf)

350 Maybe the Israelis should start spiking the Palis' water with a little THC. It would make taco Tuesday more likely.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (9Hjhc)

"Hey Shlomo did you empty that can into the reservoir yet?"

"Yep. Used this one right here!"

*notices it says LSD on can*

Oh shiiiitttttt...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (4ErVI)

351 I think the important thing to recognize is that James Comey didn't have any intent.
Posted by: Jimmy Comey
-----------------

James, as we all know, you have a very highly tuned Intent Detector. Your ability to detect the presence or absence of such is unparalleled...within the FBI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (58eZn)

352 Ich habe mich verlaufen.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

353 347 Weasel, well some of us will start the party early and raise a glass to you.

Do I need to make a reservation?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (YS/wV)
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No -I think I have it covered. Thanks!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (MVjcR)

354 342. Die Antwordt, mein freund, & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

355 Ich brauche Hilfe.

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (bUjCl)

356 Where's Hillary lately? Is she in the iron lung or clapping madly for Huma to bathe her?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (vV/gB)

357 It just occurred to me what "soft drinks" actually means -- opposite of a "hard" drink, i.e., alcohol.

-
As long as we're confessing, I'm unsure when to use "all right" as opposed to "alright".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)

358 They have so much money they always buy the best tags, like the one you currently sporting: fuK7c


I once had AOsHn.

There are no Southhampton Bandersnatches. We can't even get a visa to visit the place.

White Trash Matters!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

359 227
The Pole is in plate armor and the Czech is in the mail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 07:54 PM

In my movies the pole is brass and the male is in the czech.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (A3b6q)

360 Serious you guys and gals. I think that the brain trusts that are the Seattle City Council are (finally!!) the right people to make socialism work.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (pw+jk)

361 Did they take the tires away from the crash zone pile from the nearest raceway or is that for bbq later?



Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (dF9Lb)

362 Are you naive enough to believe that the FBI/NSA doesn't know exactly who is donating to Judicial Watch?? Of course they do. In fact just by typing Judicial Watch in this comments section we are probably both under surveillance.

They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.

We. Are. Fucked.



Umm....I'm pretty sure Ace got rid of Bob at NSA.

What we say here should be pretty safe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ah7KA)

363 Können Sie langsamer sprechen?

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (bUjCl)

364 I just moved this weekend from Seattle northward to Mukilteo, entirely due to what a fucking shithole downtown Seattle has become.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (k2Hcx)

365 >>>Nothing better than clean crazies all hopped up on caffeine. Starbucks would clean up.

The margins on reparations coffee are not ideal.

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (q177U)

366 Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (MVjcR)
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We can work out the details later but I may be able to make it down by early evening.

Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

367 I can't wait to see kasich's primary campaign against trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (wdmm9)

368 ok, that was fun

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:26 PM (bUjCl)

369 As long as we're confessing, I'm unsure when to use "all right" as opposed to "alright".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)



That's okay

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (8giK4)

370 Tomorrow is Rapey Tuesday.
Tradition is everything!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 08:14 PM (hMwEB)

Heh. Just got an online coupon from Rapey Tuesdays, free salad bar with full price entree.

Posted by: Miklos, au jus at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (zCyNd)

371 366 Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM (MVjcR)
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We can work out the details later but I may be able to make it down by early evening.
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If Starbucks offer Nehi Grape Soda they would certainly clean up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2018 08:27 PM (vV/gB)

372 Condolences Sharkman

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (dF9Lb)

373 I can't wait to come up with prison names for Comey.

The thing about being the butt (SWIDT) of butt stuff is that you know all of them. I pity the ass raped, bruised starfish, prison bitch that comes up against me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (pw+jk)

374 Seattle passes new tax on large companies despite howls of protest from Amazon




Good liberal Amazon doesn't want to pay its fair share. Naughty naughty. Double the tax

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

375 362 Are you naive enough to believe that the FBI/NSA doesn't know exactly who is donating to Judicial Watch?? Of course they do. In fact just by typing Judicial Watch in this comments section we are probably both under surveillance.

They. Know. All. Your. Thoughts.

We. Are. Fucked.


Umm....I'm pretty sure Ace got rid of Bob at NSA.

What we say here should be pretty safe.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ah7KA)
++++
Ya, right. You just keep on thinking that this is your own private safe space!

Posted by: Ahem, "Rob" at NSA

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (2sCft)

376 Seattle might have to build a wall to keep businesses in. Maybe a wall would be too ironic. Perhaps an Iron Curtain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)

377 kasich...kasich...i know i heard that name before...politics ? sports ? civil service ?

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

378 Fritz - the worst neighbor in Europe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

379
"Hey Shlomo did you empty that can into the reservoir yet?"

"Yep. Used this one right here!"

*notices it says LSD on can*

Oh shiiiitttttt...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Half hour later, Mahmoud and Ahmed realize Shape-Shifting Lizard Jooooz isn't just a meme!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (9Hjhc)

380 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.

-
And I haven't even started my Ramadan shopping!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

381 Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n auf der Autobahn

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (RuIsu)

382 Show me the sock and I'll show you the moron

Posted by: ( the hash ) at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (EzdLW)

383 376 Seattle might have to build a wall to keep businesses in. Maybe a wall would be too ironic. Perhaps an Iron Curtain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)

Hey, man, like, Government is just the name we give to things we do together.

Involuntarily.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)

384 OK, super obscure actual Jefferson Airplane lyric:

Mein Auto faehrt sehr schnell aber es rast gegen Mauern.

(My car goes really fast but it crashes into walls).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (fuK7c)

385 What do you get your child FGMed bride for ramadan?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (pw+jk)

386 Fritz - the worst neighbor in Europe.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep.

Try being downwind of France.
Ma Donna Mia!

Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)

387 376 Seattle might have to build a wall to keep businesses in. Maybe a wall would be too ironic. Perhaps an Iron Curtain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)


Sounds good to me.

Posted by: The statue of Lenin in Seattle at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

388 Spart zum Faden, worum geht's hier?

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gh7cp)

389 Nathereth if you pronounce in traditional Castillian.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

Isn't a Castilian a Spaniard that steals hubcaps while wearing the finest, Corinthian leather gloves?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (9BLnV)

390 Die Antwordt, mein freund, & etc.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:24 PM

Ist blasen im wind?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (UXke/)

391 332 Hawaii volcano erupts a little bit more than it usually erupts, there is a 5.2 (really) mag earthquake in the Philippines and "Scientists" are scaremongering volcanoes in CA because "ring of Fire" and "overdue". I guess we better give them a few million more in grants to keep researching those volcanoes! All they have to do is hit the climate change and let and it is a sure bet for 100 mil in funding.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:20 PM (wdmm9)

Well, volcanoes actually CAN change the climate, so there's that. The funding would be justified if it didn't end up in the hands of scientists who will without fail claim that mankind made those volcanoes explode. Prolly we taunted Gaia one too many times with our evil carbon emissions or something like that.

Posted by: cornbred at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (+DYLZ)

392 GHey, man, like, Government is just the name we give to things we do together.



Involuntarily.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)

======Golf clap--- shifty eyes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (pw+jk)

393 383 376 Seattle might have to build a wall to keep businesses in. Maybe a wall would be too ironic. Perhaps an Iron Curtain.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:28 PM (wdmm9)

Hey, man, like, Government is just the name we give to things we do together.

Involuntarily.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:30 PM (BRvh1)
+++
It's like that iconic movie from the late 70's, with badass Kurt Russell trying to get small business owners out of the Emrald city, "Escape from Seattle".

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (2sCft)

394
Seattle needs to pass a law the Howard Schultz has to wipe the asses of every bum that goes into Shitbucks to use the bathroom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)

395 Posted by: Miklos, with a special attraction fo Marlene Dietrich at May 14, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

I beg pardon. My special attraction for Marlene is pricinpally to her German rendition of Lili Marlene, in USA uniform.

Don't get too judgmental. people.

Posted by: Miklos, with a peccadillo or two at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (zCyNd)

396 Try being downwind of France.
Ma Donna Mia!
Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)

So THAT's why you bastards wear so much damned cologne....

makes sense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (BRvh1)

397 377 kasich...kasich...i know i heard that name before...politics ? sports ? civil service ?


He was a selfless civil servant who came from a long line of civil servants. He is a sever conservative with principles who will have no choice but to run as a leftist in order to save us from Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (wdmm9)

398 325
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)

That's the way it's done here at Ace of Spades. To get something out of it You don't have to pay anything except attention.

Minuteman
Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:16 PM (A3b6q)

Awww, man, your clip left out the silly smiley face, so now when you read it I just sound like a dick, instead of just joking around like I intended it to sound!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:18 PM (BRvh1)

Lighten up man, I'm just a russian bot who is going to start sending spam to your e-mail with this one neat trick...

Posted by: Minuteman at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (A3b6q)

399 Sorry, I meant 'spaet '. Forgot that I could just go "spät"

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (gh7cp)

400 But I suppose, no one knows, you're my plastic, fantastic, lover...yeah.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2018 08:33 PM (RuIsu)

401 Drudge says 55 dead in Gaza.
Is it wrong of me to hope that it ends with a Sharia approved number of 72?

Posted by: Downcast at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (VWE5i)

402 380 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.

-
And I haven't even started my Ramadan shopping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

I skipped my Ramadan shopping this year and went straight to my Ramalamadingdong shopping.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (9BLnV)

403 The CenTex MoMe has now been officially been extended by a Friday late afternoon start time.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (YS/wV)

404 395. She owned that one, didn't she? And odd that the western allies and Fritz alike enjoyed that song so.
Another triumph of SMR theory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

405 Venezuela should have been a warning, not a blueprint.
Posted by: rickl


Donc aurait dû être la Révolution française; mais, ici nous êtes.

Posted by: george r r m at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

406 sock off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

407 Drudge says 55 dead in Gaza.

=======
Heh. It's a start.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

408 380 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.

-
And I haven't even started my Ramadan shopping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

____________

I got everyone tire irons this year. Their great. Break windows, break heads, pry open car doors before you set it on fire. And, here's the kicker...most people have more than one car...so even if they have one, no biggie.

Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (hhJg2)

409 Iranian Group Offers $100,000 to Blow Up New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem



Gee, I wonder where they got the money from?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

410 396. Kolnischwasser, you mean.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

411
Was it seattle that had the huge tax on soda that prompted costco to post a sign showing the taxes and telling people to shop across the river?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)

412 Wo ist der Schnee vom vergangen Jahr?


That just means the snow from last year. I think of yesteryear as stretching deeply into the past.

So maybe ...von vergangenen Jahren.

*smacks Palp again*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:22 PM (fuK7c)

*slaps bandersnatch, rather effeminately*

*then kills, with a rusty blade*

Posted by: Marcel Proust. D/B/A Francois Villon at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (zCyNd)

413 That darned Trump made Comey conspire with Mueller to obstruct justice, too?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (Dp6qK)

414 401 Drudge says 55 dead in Gaza.
Is it wrong of me to hope that it ends with a Sharia approved number of 72?
Posted by: Downcast at May 14, 2018 08:34 PM (VWE5i)
++++
You know, if it wasn't for that horrible, orange monster, TRUMP! moving the embassy when everyone told him not to, these fine, upstanding examples of humanity would still be alive and planning to attend the University of Palestine where they were planning to discover the cure for cancer. Trump's a dooty-head!

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (2sCft)

415 He was a selfless civil servant who came from a long line of civil servants. He is a sever conservative with principles who will have no choice but to run as a leftist in order to save us from Trump.

==

goodness gracious, the man is all about service

Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (bUjCl)

416 Spart zum Faden, worum geht's hier?

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gh7cp)

Fahrfignugen!

Posted by: Miklos "VW" Molnar at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (zCyNd)

417 Bare with me. Leftist prog shitholes like Seattle, could it be that the men/nerds make so much money that their wives, having nothing to do, have to go and fuck everything up with the force of government??

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (pw+jk)

418 Lili Marleen got most of its airplay from a Beograd radio station hijacked by Fritz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

419 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)

Yes, and now they're taxing head! To the barricades!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (Dp6qK)

420 Gaza got nothing on Ohio

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (YS/wV)

421 Get your free hep A prevention ass gaskets at the front counter...with company logo

Posted by: Seattle cup-o-joe mama at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (nzKWW)

422 He was a selfless civil servant who came from a long line of civil servants. He is a sever conservative with principles who will have no choice but to run as a leftist in order to save us from Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 14, 2018 08:32 PM


This.

Say, were you aware my pater familias was a uniformed agent of the United States Government?

Posted by: John Kasich at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

423 Sessions will come!

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)

424 Bongino was filling in for Levin on my what home from work. He was talking about the press saying there were "protests in Palestine." The he says, it's not a protest if you bring explosives. I almost drove off the road.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 08:15 PM (a3OL0)
********************


Bongino is fantastic and I am sure he frightens the left. If he isn't already now, he will soon be silenced and smeared by Zuckerberg and his compadres.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (PvFoN)

425 407 Drudge says 55 dead in Gaza.

=======
Heh. It's a start.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

That gives me an idea for a song.

Posted by: Neil Young at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (A3b6q)

426 What's the over/under on Ramadan? 1,500 lives?

Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 08:40 PM (J7XgW)

427 "Drudge says 55 dead in Gaza. "

Likely all funded by the pallets of cash Barky sent out in the unmarked planes.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 14, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

428 Try being downwind of France.
Ma Donna Mia!
Posted by: Italy at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (9Hjhc)

I love the smell of garlic in the morning.

It reminds me of....Luciana Pauluzzi.

Posted by: Col. Miklos, web surfing at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (zCyNd)

429 What's the over/under on Ramadan? 1,500 lives?


Posted by: Lord Comey

=====
You misspelled terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

430 Fuck Ramadan.

My mosque celebrates Holiday Innn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (BRvh1)

431 384 OK, super obscure actual Jefferson Airplane lyric:

Mein Auto faehrt sehr schnell aber es rast gegen Mauern.

(My car goes really fast but it crashes into walls).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:31 PM (fuK7c)

The only German lyric I remember from Airplane was
"Sticken en mein hacken. Sticken en mein haut"
sung by Grace Slick. I wonder what she meant by that? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (9BLnV)

432 Sessions will come!

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)
****************************
To Rosenstein's house for a slumber party.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)

433 Say, were you aware my pater familias was a uniformed agent of the United States Government?
Posted by: John Kasich at May 14, 2018 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

....

Trump's bonafide. What are you?

Posted by: O' Brother at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (ah7KA)

434 Just say it.

It's a coup.

Everyone needs to use that word.

Wish Rush would've used it today.

Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (If3tB)

435 To Rosenstein's house for a slumber party.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)

==
And some sword fighting and belly batting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

436 The road is a gray ribbon, white stripes and green edges.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)

437 You misspelled terrorist attacks protests.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (pw+

......

FIFY

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2018 08:44 PM (ah7KA)

438 Stay away from pallet trucks and white vans this week people! Ramadan drivers are known to be highly distracted!

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)

439 Help me here. Are Mittens and SonOfAMailman near stitched at the hip?

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (dF9Lb)

440 "Sessions will come! "

Mach es sehr schnell

Posted by: Magical Pig at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (UdKB7)

441 Hmmm.

Deutsch fur " my hovercraft is full of eels"


This German-Hungarian-English dictionary is defective!

Posted by: Miklos, frustrated with eels.com translation widget at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

442 434 Just say it.
It's a coup.
Everyone needs to use that word.
Wish Rush would've used it today.
Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (If3tB)

I always look at it as if Trump and his faction were the true Coup, however a perfectly legal and legitimate "Coup" being enacted within the confines of the republican (small-r) system envisioned by the founders, operating exactly as intended.

The lawless actions of all these deep-state bastards are the last desperate gasps of an illegitimate, although deeply ensconced, faction that has already obtained power and is desperate not to lose it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:45 PM (BRvh1)

443 432 Sessions will come!

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Y274z)
****************************
To Rosenstein's house for a slumber party.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)

The 1000 year nacht.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (Dp6qK)

444 442. Yep. We are the counter-revolution.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

445 The road is a gray ribbon, white stripes and green edges.

Here is a trivium I learned recently. Roman roads were built much like modern roads, with layers of gravel, sand, and paving stones.

The words for road in several languages -- street, strade, Strasse -- all derive from the Latin "strata".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fuK7c)

446 Neil Young, a concert awaits you in Gaza.

James Taylor will be envious.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (YS/wV)

447 Trump's bonafide. What are you?

Posted by: O' Brother at May 14, 2018 08:42 PM (ah7KA)


Bonafide? We got it! Spicy or mild? Red beans or dirty rice?

Posted by: Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (zCyNd)

448 More of a putsch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (gh7cp)

449 444 442. Yep. We are the counter-revolution.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

Or the counter-counter-revolution, if you count the first one in the 18th century....

*counts on fingers*

Yeah. That.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:48 PM (BRvh1)

450 El Nooderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2018 08:49 PM (BRvh1)

451 445. In other, lesser languages of the Eurasian peoples, the word for road or street is derived from Latin. But among the SMR, the terms are doroga and ulitsa. Is this proof of an ancient and unconquered wordwide supercivilization predating Rome? Ancient Slavonaut theorists say 'yes.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)

452 Nood pimp.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 08:50 PM (Dp6qK)

453 north, to the next movie review...

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (dF9Lb)

454 More of a putsch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 08:47 PM (gh7cp)

'Putsches 'R Us"

Posted by: Putzes at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (zCyNd)

455 Condolences Sharkman

Posted by: micky


Actually, I waaaaayyyy raised my standard of living. How have a panoramic view of Puget Sound and peace.

Fuck Seattle in the ass.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (k2Hcx)

456 380 Oh shit. Ramadan on Wednesday.


I'm off on Wednesday. I will celebrate Ramada Inn Day with grilled bratwurst's and beer. Not sure what the big deal with a holiday about a hotel chain but whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2018 08:51 PM (pY+s4)

457 Ben Had @8:12... The 80s brought us Reaganomics. The teens have brought us Trumplomacy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 08:54 PM (wSC8T)

458 Protecting Comey is a National Security priority, bitches

Posted by: Deep State at May 14, 2018 08:55 PM (MS0+a)

459 Ben Had, just sent you a note (not time critical), but I'm probably disappearing for the night so I catch the response later!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (n9EOP)

460 Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 09:00 PM (Evws/)

461 My nipples explode with nood!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 09:03 PM (Evws/)

462 I think Ace is going to have to sleep in tomorrow after this post.

A well played sleep in. I see no shelves in his future tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:22 PM (pw+jk)

463 On a serious not.
East Germany snuck up on the USA over the last 10 years that I did not see it happen until all of this.

I hate to think where we would be if Felonious VonPantsuit had won.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 09:25 PM (pw+jk)

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