Teacher Caught Blowing a 13-Year-Old Student on Camera

Spicy.

That just quotes the New York Post and adds some pictures, but I like the directness of their headline better. (They say "blowing" the student, whereas the decorous Post says "oral sex.")

A sixth-grade teacher in Arizona accused of having sex with a 13-year-old student performed oral sex on him in a classroom -- and told the teen she wanted him "every day with no time limit," according to court records. Brittany Zamora, a 27-year-old teacher at Las Brisas Academy Elementary School in Goodyear, allegedly had sex with the 13-year-old student three times and also performed oral sex on him in her car during encounters from Feb. 1 through March 8, according to court records obtained by the Arizona Republic. Zamora and the teen also traded naked photos, he told police, saying their relationship started when the married teacher began “flirting” with him in a classroom chat group. She then sent the teen a nude picture of herself and another clad in lingerie.

Artist's depiction below.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:31 PM




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Posted by: Comey's ugly wife at May 15, 2018 01:25 PM (XT6Vl)

2 I'm still wondering where all these teachers were when I was in school.

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2018 01:25 PM (uiwCw)

3 Rule #1 always applies.

Posted by: Penfold at May 15, 2018 01:27 PM (Fbt5B)

4 She probably won't even get probation.

If a male teacher did this, we'd lock him away and throw away the key.

There really is no telling how many female sex predators there have been over history. We just always assumed it was mostly males that engaged in that. Seems smart phones have revealed quite a bit.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 01:27 PM (lKmt3)

5 the horde must be reading the article or something

Posted by: Comey's ugly wife at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (XT6Vl)

6 We need to do something about toxic femininity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - You Gotta Have Art! Francesci Frescos Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

7 Nice..... (cue South Park link)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

8 Mel Gibson was just misunderstood in his time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (LNPd9)

9 Arizona Public School Motto -

"Everyone gets blowjobs!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (so+oy)

10 Nope, never had any teacher like that when I was in high school, or jr. high.

DAMMIT.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (JNTt1)

11 the horde must be reading the article or something

Posted by: Comey's ugly wife at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (XT6Vl)

-

Image searching her name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (VgKNm)

12 Dear Penthouse Forum.

I never thought I would be writing you, but Santa will never believe this...

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:28 PM (bgkfE)

13 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.

Posted by: WOPR at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (lL6CJ)

14 Bitch why did you get married if you knew you were a promiscuous pervert.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (hKmCD)

15 She taught him a thing or two.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (Dp6qK)

16 She's a man eater, she'll chew you up!

With a mouth like that, she'll chew up a '74 Buick.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (RkYsP)

17 "She really loves the kids"

Posted by: Yeah, right at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (G4SQf)

18 the horde must be reading the article or something
Posted by: Comey's ugly wife
...........
I coulda been first if I hadn't!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (so+oy)

19 >>We need to do something about toxic femininity.

A good spanking oughta do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

20 Artist's depiction below.

Okay, that was just mean.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

21 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.

Posted by: Max Power at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (QCc6B)

22 Alert the authorities. This untaxed head cannot be allowed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (Dp6qK)

23 *Insert Chinese menu joke*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (QLvwG)

24 I don't understand how there are not more stringent rules on hiring teachers.

Or, at least if the feds got out of the way, intelligent districts could make sure they only hire the best/non-crazy.

It's getting to the point where sending a child to a government school and/or college is an absurd proposition.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (72PAC)

25 4 She probably won't even get probation.

If a male teacher did this, we'd lock him away and throw away the key.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 01:27 PM (lKmt3)


HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Equality before the law at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (NL6wI)

26 Bitch why did you get married if you knew you were a promiscuous pervert.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Cover.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (RkYsP)

27 Sadly, the rumours about this curing cancer are just that.

Posted by: Herry Reid at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (bgkfE)

28 13 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.

--

he wanted to fight the kid's dad or something...

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (hMwEB)

29 She was a 1.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 15, 2018 01:30 PM (Dp6qK)

30 I'm still wondering where all these teachers were when I was in school.

Translation: I wish I was surrounded by pedophiles when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (iv0p7)

31 Diane Sawyer chasing the teacher and student down for a softball interview yet?

She was happy to normalize that crazy teacher who had an affair with her 6th grade student, was jailed, and married him when she was released.

This is what you get when you reward deviance: more deviance.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

32 No 13 year old boy is going to keep this a secret in any way shape or form. These teachers don't know that?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (nKbPK)

33 Ice Cream?

No. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Brittany Zamora at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (JDqK5)

34 Brittany Zamora, a 27-year-old teacher at Las Brisas Academy Elementary School in Goodyear, allegedly had sex with the 13-year-old student three times and also performed oral sex on him in her car during encounters from Feb. 1 through March 8, according to court records

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"WHAT THE F*CK? ORAL SEX? THREE TIMES? WHAT THE F*CK!"

- Mr Zamora

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (VgKNm)

35 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.

--

he wanted to fight the kid's dad or something...
Posted by: @votermom


THAT right there is a true cuckold.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (RkYsP)

36 32 No 13 year old boy is going to keep this a secret in any way shape or form. These teachers don't know that?
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (nKbPK)

If they're doing this to begin with, the brains aren't there for that level of thought.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (72PAC)

37 Okay after reading the article the husband is a cuck and also crazy like his wife.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (hKmCD)

38 You know ... this squares right up with my point in life right now.

My boy is 13.

We all talk pretty raunchy - and I am pretty raunchy. By about 16 - I was down with tappin' about any chic that moved ... and that ain't changed much.

But 13 ? My boy ain't ready for that. I would have a pretty big damned problem with that. Not the kind of problem a check or some time for her in county lock-up would fix.

Honest ? I don't know my penalty would be. But no doubt more severe than the Authorities would lay down ... and I'd end up in jail for it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 01:32 PM (fiGNd)

39 I completely endorse double standards when it comes to this.

Male teacher girl student? Lock the perv up for life and torture his gonads.

Hot female teacher and boy student? Why not me? Why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2018 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

40 "Educators". They want to be called "educators".

Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 01:32 PM (O5Q3r)

41 >>he wanted to fight the kid's dad


Snowball Fight

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:32 PM (JDqK5)

42 I'm still wondering where all these teachers were when I was in school.

Translation: I wish I was surrounded by female pedophiles when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused.
Posted by: bonhomme


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (RkYsP)

43 32 No 13 year old boy is going to keep this a secret in any way shape or form. These teachers don't know that?
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (nKbPK)

Yeah, it's odd. If you're going to cheat on your husband and you're a reasonably attractive woman, why go with the alternative that's almost guaranteed to blow up in your face? So to speak?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

44 40 "Educators". They want to be called "educators".
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 01:32 PM (O5Q3r)

Actually, if she did this in front of other students and spun it as sex ed training the icky churches and parents won't provide, she'd get an army of liberal defenders.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (72PAC)

45 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.
Posted by: Max Power
..........
Kinda like Robbie the Robot when he melts down...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (so+oy)

46 She got involved with teaching to shape young minds and touch young wangs.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (cGlgB)

47 Where's Kirsten Gillebrand to tell us how feminizing the teaching profession has resulted in success, as she just recently insinuated with regards to Lehman Brothers vs. (imaginary) Lehman Sisters.

The future is female!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

48 What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th. Something tells me this boy was one of the "gang" types who'll drop out of school the instant he hits 16 -- older and more muscular than his classmates.

As for wondering where these kinds of teachers were when I was in school, I think they hadn't been born yet. Almost every one of my teachers (with the exception of one, a blonde, really stacked music teacher) were stout, matronly, and scary as hell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (VeiQZ)

49 Just turrible.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Charles Barkley at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (O9JR8)

50 "when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused."

The crack of Dawn.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (EyPfd)

51 I would have a pretty big damned problem with that. Not the kind of problem a check or some time for her in county lock-up would fix.

Honest ? I don't know my penalty would be.


--
Take her out back and show her a thing or two!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (RkYsP)

52 "WHAT THE F*CK? ORAL SEX? THREE TIMES? WHAT THE F*CK!"

- Mr Zamora
___________________

That wasn't the husband's reaction.

He wanted to fight the kid's father, because he was angry that the kid's parents had reported his wife's behavior to cops.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (fqUgw)

53 Like someone said yesterday, she doesn't look the least bit contrite.

And she actually thought that she wasn't going to be arrested? Just kept saying that she wanted to go home to her husband.

Chick lit must be some kind of pedo crazy these days....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (uDcBt)

54 If only a hot broad had blown me when I was 13 I wouldn't be an incel now. Le sigh...

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Incel at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (7n3kj)

55 This is not funny. She raped a child. She is a sexual predator and a rapist. Do you have a 13 year old son or grandson and would you think this were a good thing if it was done to your family? She do do prison time and be a registered SO for life.

Posted by: Pax78 at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (IcGCM)

56 "when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused."

The crack of Dawn.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Light breeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (RkYsP)

57 High five to the kid

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (fgx+J)

58 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.

Posted by: WOPR at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (lL6CJ)


Which tells me not only does he not care that she was doing it, he knew and encouraged it...IOW, he's literally a cuck who gets off on his wife being with other males, specifically young males to whom she is an authority figure.

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (uiwCw)

59 21 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.
Posted by: Max Power at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (QCc6B)



Fun and joke aside, events like this illustrate how wrong the Femicommunists are. Young Men / Boys and Young Women / Girls, ARE, in fact, still fundamentally different in some ways.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (ujg0T)

60 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Arizona Connection back in the News Critic ... at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (AoK0a)

61 When are we going to start lining these pedophiles up and shooting them?

Speaking as a Catholic, I find it supremely ironic that everyone assumes that all priests are pedophiles, when it is manifestly clear that a great many public school teachers went into teaching to have access to kids for sexual gratification.

I suspect a lot of the hysteria that surrounded a few gay priests (who did a monumental amount of damage) is simply cover for those predators who continue to ravage our kids.

My son knows to never be alone with any adult, period. And most adults should know that rule as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (7UW64)

62 That wasn't the husband's reaction.

He wanted to fight the kid's father, because he was angry that the kid's parents had reported his wife's behavior to cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (fqUgw)

Found Bill Kristol's son.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (72PAC)

63 Rockpile:
Teacher, Teacher, teach me love
I can't learn fast enough...

Posted by: ro-man at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (RuIsu)

64 ...why go with the alternative that's almost guaranteed to blow up in your face?Posted by: joncelli
You dirty girl. Teacher?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (nKbPK)

65 >17
"She really loves the kids"




Long. Time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (sjdRT)

66 Teachers are far, far, far more the predator than priests, but who are all the jokes about? What is the popular culture treatment of both? DUDE SCORED vs EVIL JESUS FREAKS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)

67 "I'd like to go home to my husband"

Holy shit. She thinks she has a magic hoo-ha.

He's probably a cuck, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (ggAgX)

68 13? To quote that Trump judge "C'mon Man!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (Fb9aZ)

69 When the 13 year old grows up to have bad relationships and therapy constantly, then we'll see the damage done. Don't believe for a second this doesn't mess a kid up just cause he's a "he."

Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (46eF0)

70 OK...it's been forty years but I still have a crush on my high school French teacher. Damn she was HAWT!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

71 Alert the authorities. This untaxed head cannot be allowed.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM


We're already on it, Boss!

Posted by: Seattle City Council at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (ctuyM)

72 It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

I could maybe see some nasty woman that got some power trip off of this and found an emotionally vulnerable young person because she couldn't get it in the adult world, but these string of women could have any affair they wanted to to with an actual adult male not some 85 pound boy that hasn't even gone through puberty.

Obviously it's something else going on that a rational person can't understand.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (lKmt3)

73 There is a video on YouTube of this predator going skydiving and her husband proposing to her once thye landed. Yes she was married.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (8SG/h)

74 WTF?! How the hell do these effeminate stick-armed little twinks who grew up eating chicken fed with estrogen analog hormones get all this action?

Posted by: Monty James at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (gKOMX)

75 35
Her idiot husband says he wants her back.



--



he wanted to fight the kid's dad or something...

Posted by: @votermom





THAT right there is a true cuckold.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (RkYsP)

Not to defend the husband, but look at it this way.....

he'll forever have a sandwich made whenever he asks for it, because.

He gets to ask for lovin' any time, any where, and any way he wants it, because.He'll never have to do housework. Ever.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (jxbfJ)

76 >> This is not funny.


No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)

77


Well, with a mouth like that, it needs to be worked hard for hours or it might just stop working altogether.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (gCv3A)

78 RSM points to these stories a lot. He just strings along a chain of 5 or 6 of these reports and says, this could be a problem, no?

The problem being that these women are attracted to young men and women.

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (Z5y53)

79 amazed at how much the initial news reporter in the video looks like the teacher!

Posted by: jeff at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (kbe0y)

80 That wasn't the husband's reaction.

He wanted to fight the kid's father, because he was angry that the kid's parents had reported his wife's behavior to cops.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (fqUgw)

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He just found out his wife would still perform oral sex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)

81 When the 13 year old grows up to have bad relationships and therapy constantly, then we'll see the damage done. Don't believe for a second this doesn't mess a kid up just cause he's a "he."
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (46eF0)

Wasn't my teacher but it didn't mess me up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (hKmCD)

82 Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (MnkFD)

83 It's for..the children!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (O5Q3r)

84 According to NY Magazine, we are living in 'the age of the twink,' and skinny, hairless beta-males are what every woman craves.

https://tinyurl.com/ydyd78xp

Sort of explains why some of 'em are giving middle school boys a Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (O7MnT)

85 "when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused."



The crack of Dawn.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice







Light breeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (RkYsP)

Vibrations from riding the bus home.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (QLvwG)

86 I didn't see no sucking pictures

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (Ymy4N)

87 >>Her idiot husband says he wants her back


'He's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad'

Posted by: David Lee Roth at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (bgkfE)

88 Nope, never had any teacher like that when I was in high school, or jr. high.

DAMMIT.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

I was taught almost entirely by nuns. I'm therefore GLAD that I never had a teacher with such inclinations.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM (L3rL9)

89 43 32 No 13 year old boy is going to keep this a secret in any way shape or form. These teachers don't know that?
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:31 PM (nKbPK)

Yeah, it's odd. If you're going to cheat on your husband and you're a reasonably attractive woman, why go with the alternative that's almost guaranteed to blow up in your face? So to speak?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (RD7QR)



Note to any teenage Morons (proto-Morons?) reading this blog: If you ever get into an arrangement like this, *keep your mouth shut*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (ujg0T)

90 As for wondering where these kinds of teachers were when I was in school, I think they hadn't been born yet. Almost every one of my teachers (with the exception of one, a blonde, really stacked music teacher) were stout, matronly, and scary as hell.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Combined age for K-8 teachers (one teacher a grade) = 600 years. Yeah, my elementary school was small.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (RkYsP)

91 when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused."

-

From around 12 to 95, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (VgKNm)

92 Inevitably, the solution will involve raising property taxes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (MnkFD)

93 I mean, culturally we're supposed to consider homosexual sex as just a harmless variant, a neutral act. But if a man in a collar preys on a teenager, its horrific evil we must mock eternally and act like every pastor, not just priest, is a sexual deviant rapist... but if a schoolteacher sexes up a young teenager, its totally hawt where was she when I was a kid?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

94 >>Her idiot husband says he wants her back

It's not easy finding a woman who will give a good BJ after the wedding.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

95 These teachers in their 20s banging 13-, 14-, 15-year-olds are really weird. I'm not overly fond of overcriminalization or heavy-handed punishments, but prison is a good place for these creeps.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (ZtIV1)

96 85 "when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused."


The crack of Dawn.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Light breeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (RkYsP)

Vibrations from riding the bus home.


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2018 01:37 PM



National Geographic

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (0tfLf)

97 It takes a village, to blow your kid.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (nKbPK)

98 Translation: I wish I was surrounded by young, attractive female pedophiles when I was so horny jello jiggling got me aroused.

Posted by: bonhomme





Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:33 PM (RkYsP)


Fixed for moar accuracy.

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (uiwCw)

99 87 >>Her idiot husband says he wants her back
_________________________________________

Well, in his defense, he is 14.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (MnkFD)

100
Went to see the ENT doctor today.

Good news: my sense of balance is returning and should be restored as my brain (such as it is) rewires itself.

Bad news: I am for all intents and purposes deaf in my left ear.

Good news: I was put on Prednisone which may restore my hearing.

Bad news: there's an equal chance my hearing there will never return.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (BMBEz)

101 All joking aside those teeth look dangerous.

Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (O9JR8)

102 >>These teachers in their 20s banging 13-, 14-, 15-year-olds are really weird. I'm not overly fond of overcriminalization or heavy-handed punishments, but prison is a good place for these creeps.



Prison.



Or, Garrett's Halfway House for the Orally Fixated Female Educators

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (bgkfE)

103 >No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)


Its because you don't drink beer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (sjdRT)

104 70 OK...it's been forty years but I still have a crush on my high school French teacher. Damn she was HAWT!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)



paging Messr. President Macron.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

105 Nope, never had any teacher like that when I was in high school, or jr. high.


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I've noticed that all of our school systems hotties are at the elementary school. 80% of the teachers there at least. Middle and high schools = old teachers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (VgKNm)

106 . . . and also performed oral sex on him in her car during encounters from Feb. 1 through March 8, according to court records


Paradise By The Dashboard Lights still holds true.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (QLvwG)

107 When the 13 year old grows up to have bad relationships

Hey ... that's not Pedo Teachers fault.

That's just how this shit works.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (fiGNd)

108
Government is just another name for the things we choose to do together.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (BMBEz)

109 >>Her idiot husband says he wants her back

*************************

Oh baby, give me one more chance!
(To show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me back in your heart ?
Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go!

Posted by: Jackson Five at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (7n3kj)

110 See? This was what I wuz singing about!!!!

Posted by: Edward Lodewijk Van Halen at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (gbWkA)

111 >>Its because you don't drink beer.


Sadly, not drinking does result in having few / no friends.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (bgkfE)

112 Yeah, I'd hit it.

Posted by: The Horse at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (05zlU)

113
This is not funny. She raped a child. She is a sexual predator and a rapist. Do you have a 13 year old son or grandson and would you think this were a good thing if it was done to your family? She do do prison time and be a registered SO for life.

Posted by: Pax78 at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (IcGCM)


It's not funny because if that 13 year old makes unwanted sexual advances to another girl in school because he was exposed to sex by a teacher in an authority position and thinks it's okay he gets screwed again by the system.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (10vO4)

114
13 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.
Posted by: WOPR at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (lL6CJ)

Open marriage. If the cops sweat her and make her turn on him, who knows what comes out. Clear case of cross cucking marriage. He is looking out for number 1.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (e1mEI)

115 32 No 13 year old boy is going to keep this a secret in any way shape or form. These teachers don't know that?
Posted by: Dr Spank
______________________

Why I don't understand is why they always send the kids naked pics and texts spelling out the sex acts. Don't they ever read the stories about the other teachers who've been prosecuted? The evidence used to convict them (other than the kid's testimony) is always photos and texts. They must know that, once word is out, the cops will start looking through the kid's phone. And yet, every damn one of these teachers sends naked photos and racy texts to the kids.

It's like they're not very bright or something . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (fqUgw)

116 It's not easy finding a woman who will give a good BJ after the wedding.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

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One shouldn't quibble about quality in these matters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (VgKNm)

117 It will be interesting to see how long she keeps her teaching certs. States are notoriously slow in revoking them in these cases.
Gotta love a good lefty union.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (0tfLf)

118 It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

There is something desperately wrong with young women. Not all of them, but... too many these days. This is something that would have been simply inconceivable to a woman when I was young, they had zero interest in gangly, pimply young teens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)

119 I'm putting this in my campaign TV ad for Congress! THE NRA CAN BLOW ME!.

Posted by: Pat Davis from Albuquerque at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (Y8Zj9)

120 Gee, I wonder why all of these teachers want to begin sex education classes in elementary school now?

I wonder why?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (ATVNj)

121 This nasty woman has ruined a perfectly good potential gay boy for life.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (ucixH)

122 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: Longbows vs Crossbows at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (BrQrN)

123 >>"Zamora's husband told the teen's father that his wife had "made a big mistake, but that she loved the kids," according to court records obtained by the newspaper....


Phrasing!

This is sexual abuse. She was also coming on to another student when she was caught - so, not the gentle love story she was peddling to her first (?) victim, nor a "mistake." Would not be surprised if the teacher was abused, not that this absolves her of guilt.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (W+vEI)

124 Oh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher

Posted by: Edward Lodewijk Van Halen at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (gbWkA)

125 No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons. Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)

***********************

Well considering they're all mannish lesbos I don't think you'd want to either.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (7n3kj)

126 Female teachers who were predators were around when I was in school at a disturbingly high ratio. It fucks up the kids, but charges are rarely if ever filed. But they do retire or move out of town.

There should be a zero tolerance for this bullshit, but weak white knights make excuses for these behaviirs and allow it to occur.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (8SG/h)

127 What did the school expect when they hired someome with cray-cray eyes and a huge mouth?

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (XKZwp)

128 So what was the kids name? Paolo Jr?

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (MxEKc)

129 108
Government is just another name for the things we choose to do together.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:40 PM (BMBEz)

Government actually has less...consensual...sex acts in mind for us.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

130 In many ways, this is the story of Macron.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (fA1SL)

131 Obviously it's something else going on that a rational person can't understand.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (lKmt3)

Part of it is the Milenial idea of instant gratification with no consequence.

They have been told they can have anything, anytime... and its EASY (just like they saw on TV)... and there was never any consequence for misbehavior...

Then take out Divine Consequence... where they don't really believe in the concept of being punished for Sin (just ask forgiveness they are told)....

And you have created an entire Generation, of people who really don't believe in rules... or laws... and want every pleasure RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

132 Her idiot husband says he wants her back

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Because he can't remember far enough back in time to know if it was good or not.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (7ZVPa)

133
This is not funny. She raped a child. She is a sexual predator and a
rapist. Do you have a 13 year old son or grandson and would you think
this were a good thing if it was done to your family? She do do prison
time and be a registered SO for life.
=====

Yep. Oddly enough, I didn't worry as much about my daughters as I did about my son when it came to the predators.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (MIKMs)

134 112 Yeah, I'd hit it.
Posted by: The Horse at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (05zlU)

Stop socking me!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (72PAC)

135 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.

*grabs popcorn*

Longbows vs Crossbows


*knucks*

Posted by: The War of Northern Aggression at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (BrQrN)

136 84 According to NY Magazine, we are living in 'the age of the twink,' and skinny, hairless beta-males are what every woman craves.


I was watching Dunkirk ad thought to myself as I saw the first main character " no wonder they got they're ass kicked" especially when he threw down his weapon.



Charlton Heston= Russell Crowe= Eddie Redmayne

Darwin would commit suicide

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (Ymy4N)

137
Oh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher

But now I'm 63 and got old man balls.


Posted by: Edward Lodewijk Van Halen at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (gbWkA)

138 No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)


Do the math on a case of Yuengling Lite, and convert to cost per can.

That's how much you owe me.

Don't feel bad, man. They don't let me drink out of the coffee pot at work. Because coffee ... is for closers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 01:43 PM (fiGNd)

139 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
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VH - Hot For Teacher

Posted by: Schneiderman's Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (y3aQB)

140 Her husband sounds like quite the cuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (WFV7d)

141 What I want to know is how many men are doing this with girls in school? How many guys are getting away with it? Little Mary 13 year old isn't gonna brag like Joey will. She might even be afraid and abused and keep it secret as a shame.

If this many women are doing it, several a year that we know of, how many men are? But we don't hear about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)

142 I am assuming her husband is truly a cuck and may have watched at some point and even encouraged her. That's the only explanation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (hKmCD)

143 What if it had been a Paleostinian teacher blowing... it would have been a rumble I guess...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (jn9LA)

144 "It's for the children."

Posted by: The Teachers' Unions at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (ATVNj)

145 What did the school expect when they hired someome with cray-cray eyes and a huge mouth?


Posted by: pookysgirl at May 15, 2018 01:42 PM (XKZwp)

Brittany Zamora: I think my mouth is too big. What do you think?
13 yo James Bond: It's just the right size. For me.

Posted by: Count de Monet, From AZ With Love at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (QLvwG)

146 And tomorrow our school system is shutting down for a "day of advocacy" (I.e. strike) for school teachers.

Maybe it's actually just a big sex party.

Posted by: MAGA at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (cFNuH)

147 113


This is not funny. She raped a child. She is a sexual predator and a
rapist. Do you have a 13 year old son or grandson and would you think
this were a good thing if it was done to your family? She do do prison
time and be a registered SO for life.



Posted by: Pax78 at May 15, 2018 01:34 PM (IcGCM)





It's not funny because if that 13 year old makes unwanted sexual
advances to another girl in school because he was exposed to sex by a
teacher in an authority position and thinks it's okay he gets screwed
again by the system.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (10vO4)


And the babies that he makes with pervy married teacher. So now he's 14 and has a kid for the next 18 years.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

148 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)M

I think it's more male teachers /coaches and male students.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM (hKmCD)

149 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (BMBEz)

That's mostly good news, hurrah!

Sorry about the hearing loss.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (hMwEB)

150 "It's not easy finding a woman who will give a good BJ after the wedding."

No it's not.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (EyPfd)

151 But Mrs. Zamora when you said around the world I thought you meant my geography homework

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

152 Wasn't this the subplot of Gloryhole High 4 ?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (bgkfE)

153 This will cause the usual arguments between the morons of fantasy fulfillment vs child abuse.

Its not an argument, they can both be true. People can fantasize about things which are very bad for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

154 Brittany Zamora, a fine addition to any European royal family.

*pauses*

Good gosh what kind of hat will Eugenia wear to the wedding?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (jn9LA)

155 I'm thinking teachers need more money and more time off....oh and to retire earlier.
Also lots of hot sex with children.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (pw+jk)

156 Why is this news? Happens to my Wife all the time!

Twice this morning on the way to our Vegan Brunch. Luckily we we're riding our Segways so she was able to blow-and-go.

Latenesses begets greatness!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (EZSQ8)

157 There goes her six figure retirement and summers off.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (r9UYA)

158 WTFF?

Posted by: Adolf Hoggler at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (Dp6qK)

159 This chick is a predator. She deserves to be put away for a long time.

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (gbWkA)

160 It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

There is something desperately wrong with young women. Not all of them, but... too many these days. This is something that would have been simply inconceivable to a woman when I was young, they had zero interest in gangly, pimply young teens.

This!!

Having raised two girls, going through HS, the pattern was almost all of the girls being interested in OLDER boys; not the same age or younger.

And 13 year olds??? WTH? Is this power? Or some fantasy being acted out?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (L3rL9)

161 It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

********************

Given the epidemic growth of soy boys and pajama boys this might make more sense.

I knew a girl who got on with a 6 foot tall lesbian biker chick because she was the manliest person she could find to screw.

She was interested in me too but when I learned about her... history I decided yeahh..... no.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (7n3kj)

162 138 No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)

Maybe you should try Wash Ave. wearing a widdle Marco mask

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (Ymy4N)

163 oh, I missed the middle part about Prednisone - prayers that works!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (hMwEB)

164 150 "It's not easy finding a woman who will give a good BJ after the wedding."

No it's not.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (EyPfd)

Please, my wife became a virgin after the wedding

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

165 Here is the cringe worthy proposal to Brittnay via Skydiving. Worth the watch. Creepy how the cuck gets her adrenaline and endorphins pumping to the highest level before popping the question. Both should be in GITMO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ld4yEZ-aCTU

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (8SG/h)

166 >No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM (bgkfE)


This woman looks a lot like a former GF of mine. My, my, my.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (sjdRT)

167 Her husband sounds like quite the cuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (WFV7d)

That's the stupidest part of this whole story. What a douchey beta boi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (xPJvm)

168 Forgot the , garrett

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (Ymy4N)

169 157 There goes her six figure retirement and summers off.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (r9UYA)

Another sick part of this is that the odds of her losing both are not 100%. Yay teachers union.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (72PAC)

170 A 13yo is still a kid.

She's a sick bitch. I'd scratch her eyes out.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (hMwEB)

171 >>If this many women are doing it, several a year that we know of, how many men are? But we don't hear about them.



How many male teachers are there?
My son's public elementary school had only *two* men on its staff - the librarian and the drama teacher, both flamboyantly gay.

Male teachers in middle school and high school are a rarity for him.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (W+vEI)

172 More will happen to Mrs Zamora than the organizers and actors in the RUSSIANS!! farce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (VgKNm)

173 She was interested in me too but when I learned about her... history I decided yeahh..... no.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (7n3kj)


Got something against six foot tall lesbian biker chics ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (fiGNd)

174 Her husband was going to join the GOPe, but he wasn't enough of a cuck, so they rejected his application.

Posted by: Roy at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (7n4KQ)

175 Does she own any firearms?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (EyPfd)

176
Next news headline: "13 year old boy jailed for failure to pay child support"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (wMb3Q)

177
Maybe she can land a job as a Boy Scout troop leader after she gets out of prison.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (10vO4)

178 175 Does she own any firearms?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (EyPfd)

Firelips.

Posted by: Roy at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (7n4KQ)

179 167
Her husband sounds like quite the cuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (WFV7d)


I guess we don't need to wonder why she's taken to blowing 13 year olds.
Jimminy Crickets.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (37IEG)

180 The Horde covered this extensively yesterday thanks to me.

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (LiyEm)

181 174 Her husband was going to join the GOPe, but he wasn't enough of a cuck, so they rejected his application.
Posted by: Roy at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (7n4KQ)

Hey now, Young Republicans exist for a reason. To learn.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (72PAC)

182 146 And tomorrow our school system is shutting down for a "day of advocacy" (I.e. strike) for school teachers.

Maybe it's actually just a big sex party.

Posted by: MAGA at May 15, 2018 01:45 PM



This is when you gather a bunch of neighbors and file a class action lawsuit against the school district for a refund on the taxes lost that day.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (0tfLf)

183 This chick is a predator. She deserves to be put away for a long time.

*****************

She'll get three days of sex education and a slap on the ass, if even.

I read recently that one women sued for child support against an underaged individual that she was convicted of statutorily raping... and won.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (7n3kj)

184 A sixth-grade teacher in Arizona accused of having sex with a 13-year-old student performed oral sex on him in a classroom

Man ... these sex-ed classes have really moved forward.

BTW, a 13 year old in 6th grade? Sounds like this was some older kid she picked up in the hallway. My Junior High School was really no fun - not compared to what the kids get, these days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (4Db+5)

185 Its 100% about power, control, acting in a taboo manner with the low risk of any serious consequences while gaining maximum attention.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (8SG/h)

186 >>Next news headline: "13 year old boy jailed for failure to pay child support"


You don't have to pay support for Mouth Babies.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (bgkfE)

187 I created the hashtag for it #Please,MeToo

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

188 Another sick part of this is that the odds of her losing both are not 100%. Yay teachers union.

Just watch the latest Project Veritas videos.

Its frustrating to me, even the right is just blowing off their stuff now. They are doing hardcore investigative journalism and being Cassandra'd out of existence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (39g3+)

189 92 Inevitably, the solution will involve raising property taxes.
_________________

Every lefty "solution" involves raising taxes on something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (fqUgw)

190 Brittany Zamora: I think my mouth is too big. What do you think?
13 yo James Bond: It's just the right size. For me.
Posted by: Count de Monet, From AZ With Love at May 15, 2018

*
*
Brittany: "What means this, this 'light in the face' that you say I have?"
13 yo James Bond: "Damned if I know. Let's head out to your car."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (VeiQZ)

191 >>>156 Why is this news? Happens to my Wife all the time!

Twice this morning on the way to our Vegan Brunch. Luckily we we're riding our Segways so she was able to blow-and-go.

Latenesses begets greatness!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 15, 2018 01:46 PM (EZSQ
_________
Indeed. This merely a Wifey-Wednesday in the Shapiro-Paolo house. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (kFKDC)

192 Her idiot husband says he wants her back.
Posted by: WOPR at May 15, 2018 01:29 PM (lL6CJ)
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He wouldn't happen to be #NeverTrump TruCon blogger, would he? It stands to reason...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (AzW6q)

193 O/T. Nunes knows who the spy is and is expecting some nasty stuff to come out soon:

"House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes of California said the
Trump campaignmight have been set up by the federal government back in
2016."

DC has a story.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (+Dllb)

194 170 A 13yo is still a kid.

She's a sick bitch. I'd scratch her eyes out.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM (hMwEB)

I right there with ya, right after I popped my nut.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (Ymy4N)

195 Her husband sounds like quite the cuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (WFV7d)


Being cucked by a child must be a whole separate category.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (4Db+5)

196 Arizona.

Giving Florida a run for its money.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (ATVNj)

197 Good gosh what kind of hat will Eugenia wear to the wedding?
=====

Always get them confused, but the redheaded one had a totally awesome hat of butterflies. I like the 'healthy' redheaded divorced one and her kids.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (MIKMs)

198 No it's sad. I couldn't get blown in a women's prison with a handful of Pardons.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:36 PM====Oh, we really should talk.

Posted by: Shepard Smith at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (t41dG)

199 You don't have to pay support for Mouth Babies.
____________________

It's not sex!!!

Didn't I already explain this to you people back in the '90's?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (fqUgw)

200 177
Maybe she can land a job as a Boy Scout troop leader after she gets out of prison.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:49 PM (10vO4)

BOY Scouts no longer exist...

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 15, 2018 01:51 PM (NgKpN)

201 I read recently that one women sued for child support against an underaged individual that she was convicted of statutorily raping... and won.

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Ha. That sums up our country so well right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (VgKNm)

202 Her husband sounds like quite the cuck. /i]

Well yeah. He was cucked by a 13 year old boy. Literally. That's what the term means. This punk kid put the antlers on him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (39g3+)

203 She's not the craziest Zamora though. Remember the Navy Academy chick who killed or helped kill her boyfriend's HS fling when they were in HS? She was a Zamora.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (hKmCD)

204 Arizona : Florida without the Manatee

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (bgkfE)

205 I read recently that one women sued for child support against an underaged individual that she was convicted of statutorily raping... and won.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (7n3kj)

That is now set case law. It happens all the time. The MSM doesn't report this stuff because it hurts the feminist narrative.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (8SG/h)

206 I goggled Brittany Zamora blowjob and it came back "do you mean Brittany Zamora deepthroat"


No, really.

Posted by: gNewt at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (E/Lwd)

207 Got something against six foot tall lesbian biker chics ?

*********************

That's not an image I'd really like to see in my head when I have my pants down.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (7n3kj)

208 Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to me!

Posted by: filbert at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (953wK)

209 You say "blowing". I say "raping".

Should be some jail time involved.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (al6UK)

210 If this many women are doing it, several a year that we know of, how many men are? But we don't hear about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)


Interestingly, I know a (single) guy that's a HS football coach and I asked him about how he deals with being around HS girls all day every day, given that he's a huge horndog. His response was that when he's in that environment he makes Mike Pence look like Hugh Hefner and reserves his horndoggery for when he's at the bar with the guys and far away from where he works. He said most of the male teachers are that way as well because they all know they'd be getting a long stretch in PMITA prison.

Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (uiwCw)

211 You don't have to pay support for Mouth Babies.



Ladies, if you don't want the gut, take it in the butt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (RkYsP)

212 House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes of California said the
Trump campaignmight have been set up by the federal government back in
2016

-

Uh oh. That guy might be held in contempt of Congress!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (VgKNm)

213 Look at your average 13 year old boy and tell me he turns you on. She should be charged as a sexual offender, jail time, and don't ever let her near another classroom again.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

214 >>>>Next news headline: "13 year old boy jailed for failure to pay child support"





You don't have to pay support for Mouth Babies.



Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM
.
.
.My Dad had to pay 4 years of child support because my 14 year old brother knocked some 14 year old girl up back in the 80s.

He had to pay until my brother turned 18. It was totally jacked up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (+Dllb)

215 187 I created the hashtag for it #Please,MeToo
Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

Threadwinner....

Posted by: Don Q... er at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

216 Arizona: The DRY Florida

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

217 >>196
Arizona.



Giving Florida a run for its money.

She does have nice teeth.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)

218 203
She's not the craziest Zamora though. Remember the Navy Academy chick
who killed or helped kill her boyfriend's HS fling when they were in HS?
She was a Zamora.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (hKmCD)

Oh, ZAMORA - base don that mouth I thought you said REMORA.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (37IEG)

219 Looks to me like the public school system has a female sexual predator problem...

Posted by: FROMNJ at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (sCjDS)

220 She has scary teeth.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (ucixH)

221 Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (8SG/h)

222 She's a sick bitch. I'd scratch her eyes out.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 01:48 PM



You should check out bluebell's web site: Shivs for Everyday Living.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (0tfLf)

223 Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2018 01:54 PM (ggAgX)

224 Better Homes and Stabbings

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (VgKNm)

225 I don't remember any hot teachers when I was in high school. Nope, I don't remember any at all. Now my grade 9 home room teacher was a newly wed and frequently came to school decorated with hickeys. Maybe she was hot, but kind of stocky IIRC.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

226 Fun and joke aside, events like this illustrate how wrong the Femicommunists are. Young Men / Boys and Young Women / Girls, ARE, in fact, still fundamentally different in some ways.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (ujg0T)

This! Is the kid "ruined for life"? Hardly. worst case, he gets ribbed (and secretly envied) by his classmates for being the "teacher's pet."

If it were a 13 year old girl seduced and violated by a male teacher, her virginity is gone, and lost in an exploitive relationship, to boot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (WFV7d)

227 When you're teacher is hot
And she likes sex a lot
That's Zamora!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

228 Zamora, Remora, Gomorrah

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (jn9LA)

229 Another Revolting story about a teacher.

I'm out.

Gonna go and skim earlier threads I missed.


Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (clL70)

230 Just watch the latest Project Veritas videos.

Its frustrating to me, even the right is just blowing off their stuff now. They are doing hardcore investigative journalism and being Cassandra'd out of existence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:50 PM (39g3+)

Thanks for the heads up. Haven't heard anything from PV in a while.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (72PAC)

231 "Always get them confused, but the redheaded one had a totally awesome hat of butterflies. I like the 'healthy' redheaded divorced one and her kids.'

Only the Brits would name hats as Fascinators.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (EyPfd)

232 Well, anyway, it's not really Rape Rape.

Posted by: Whoppygoldturd at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (37IEG)

233 203 She's not the craziest Zamora though. Remember the Navy Academy chick who killed or helped kill her boyfriend's HS fling when they were in HS? She was a Zamora.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 01:52 PM (hKmCD)

Zamora? Isn't that where I punched out the Camel???

Posted by: Conan at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

234 Has anyone said "Damn, where were these teachers when I was in school?!?" yet?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (jjaLl)

235 That Bette Midler song was inane and boring. Do people actually like that shite? There was nothing remotely interesting about it. No hook, nothing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (/qEW2)

236 I created the hashtag for it #Please,MeToo

****************

Actually remember what the # meant before it was known as a hashtag? The #MeToo movement is not actually supporting victims... they're jealous.

PoundMeToo

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (7n3kj)

237 Hubby says she made a big mistake but "loves the kids".Yes. We know that. It's why she's in jail.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (O5Q3r)

238 Damn wish I could ride a Zamboni like this kid did.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)

239 216 Arizona: The DRY Florida
_______________

We're twice as sunny and only half as crazy as FL.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (fqUgw)

240 16 She's a man eater, she'll chew you up!

With a mouth like that, she'll chew up a '74 Buick.

Posted by: rickb223
--------
Dude...

*grabs paper towel to clean up keyboard*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (HU45H)

241 Wait, I see the problem. The teacher assumed he was a heterosexual and might have inappropriately pushed his life in a direction that took away his 73% chance of being gay like half of the nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (VgKNm)

242 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (BMBEz)
++++
I have Moderate to Severe Hearing loss in Left ear & my Right Ear is a little below average. with Tinnutis in Left Ear too

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (y3aQB)

243
It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

There is something desperately wrong with young women. Not all of them, but... too many these days. This is something that would have been simply inconceivable to a woman when I was young, they had zero interest in gangly, pimply young teens.

This!!

Having raised two girls, going through HS, the pattern was almost all of the girls being interested in OLDER boys; not the same age or younger.

And 13 year olds??? WTH? Is this power? Or some fantasy being acted out?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 15, 2018 01:47 PM (L3rL9)







I pissed off some folks awhile back with a similar view of modern rock songs. As far as I can tell, they're mostly about addicts, and teenage girls. The offensive observation was that there's virtually nothing more insipid, boring, and tedious than a teenaged girl.

The one exception of course, is teenaged boys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (eXA4G)

244 We're twice as sunny and only half as crazy as FL.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (fqUgw)

That ain't what I saw.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (72PAC)

245 I think this was staged: she's going to leverage it the way the hot-felon-mug-shot guy did. Coming soon to a reality show near you.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (ty7RM)

246 207 Got something against six foot tall lesbian biker chics ?


How busty and how long the hair? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (ujg0T)

247 Wew.

Maybe they'll use this for the plot of that new Cuck movie instead of what Mrs.Goldberg has been doing with the entire Washington Consensus every Friday evening.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's non-existent masculinity at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (kFKDC)

248 228 Zamora, Remora, Gomorrah
____________

gonorreah

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (fqUgw)

249 239
216 Arizona: The DRY Florida

_______________



We're twice as sunny and only half as crazy as FL.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 15, 2018 01:56 PM (fqUgw)

But FL will always be America's nut sack.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

250 She's a man eater, she'll chew you up!



With a mouth like that, she'll chew up a '74 Buick.


So she's the Man from Mars?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (jn9LA)

251 16 is creepy but 13 is crazy, regardless of sex.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (6HWvp)

252 They really need to let teachers smoke in the faculty lounge.

Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (2LelM)

253
Let's face it, schools are just a private dating service for people with education degrees.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (10vO4)

254 Massachusetts girls in those college towns
try to show you how much they know.
And Arizona girls always are so very good
with the way they...somethin' somethin'
Somethin'...go? Row? Edgar Allen Poe?

Posted by: Mike Love and Brian Wilson Working on the Missing Verses for the Missing States at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (Y8Zj9)

255 She rapes a 13 year old multiple times, husband calls father and challenges him to a fight. They were made for each other.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (wdmm9)

256 Wait...13?


Was this after his Bar Mitzvah?

Because, if it is after his Bar Mitzvah, I will Defend Mrs Zamora.

Pro Bono, of course.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (bgkfE)

257 Didn't she have a non-disclosure with this kid? Where's Avenatti?

Posted by: Whoppygoldturd at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

258 There's a stupid ad on top of the page obscuring the content that cannot be closed. Really?

Posted by: ahzoo at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (wK745)

259 253
Let's face it, schools are just a private dating service for people with education degrees.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (10vO4)

Give them some credit, they're also commie day care centers.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (72PAC)

260 Age is just a number!

Posted by: Paolito at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (AzW6q)

261 [Better Homes and Stabbings

Town and Cuntry

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (fuK7c)

262 Or is that Towne and Cuckholdry?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:00 PM (jn9LA)

263 258 There's a stupid ad on top of the page obscuring the content that cannot be closed. Really?
Posted by: ahzoo at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (wK745)

Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.

Posted by: Sonobi at May 15, 2018 02:00 PM (72PAC)

264 255 She rapes a 13 year old multiple times, husband calls father and challenges him to a fight. They were made for each other.
___________________

Water seeks its own level. Or crazy likes crazy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 02:00 PM (fqUgw)

265 My nephew is like 13 1/2 I can't imagine an adult woman being sexually interested in him.Something is wrong with these women.

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 02:00 PM (LiyEm)

266 Something is wrong with these women.

Posted by: steevy


--

It comes in pill form.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2018 02:00 PM (7ZVPa)

267 I read recently that one women sued for child support against an underaged individual that she was convicted of statutorily raping... and won.

A lady won child support from a guy even after he had a DNA test proving that the child wasn't his!

The courts are insane and out-of-control.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (4Db+5)

268
[Better Homes and Stabbings



Town and Cuntry

Better Bones and Garters

Posted by: Under Fire at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (r9UYA)

269
But FL will always be America's nut sack.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)







It's like someone vigorously shook the nation and all the normal people hung on. The weirdos all dropped down to Florida.

(can't remember where I stole that joke from. Don't care either)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (eXA4G)

270 254 Massachusetts girls in those college towns
try to show you how much they know.
And Arizona girls always are so very good
with the way they...somethin' somethin'
Somethin'...go? Row? Edgar Allen Poe?
Posted by: Mike Love and Brian Wilson Working on the Missing Verses for the Missing States at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (Y8Zj9)

I know. I tried to fix it but I just ended up completely writing a different song.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (Y8Zj9)

271 Bad news: there's an equal chance my hearing there will never return.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 01:39 PM (BMBEz)

Prayers to you, Hadrian, for a complete recovery. I have tinnitus in my left ear, some hearing loss there, and my right ear is just below par. I hope your hearing returns. It's scary.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (MX7xj)

272 Let's face it, schools are just a private dating service for people with education degrees.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 01:58 PM (10vO4)

Give them some credit, they're also commie day care centers.
_________________

Yes, they're basically leftist indoctrination centers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (fqUgw)

273 Now, are we sure that this kid doesn't self-identify as a 28 year old adult male?
Because then it would be okay or something.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)

274
Paul Sperry

In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary. He did not. He was never even on the team. Or any college team. He just made it up,telling the whopper repeatedly over years even to people who actually played ball
+++++
Psychokiller Run Run away

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)

275 From the sidebar:
---
Progressive Televangelist John Oliver: Venezeula's Problems Aren't Caused by Socialism, Just "Mismanagement"
---
What is "socialism", numbnuts, but the MANAGEMENT of PEOPLE for "the good of all"??!!!

Socialism makes you MORE PRONE to mismanagement because power is not dispersed among private individuals with their resources but amassed in the hands of "EXPERTS"!

It's like those people who say if you follow Marx's prescription and have a Marxist revolution by people talking up Marxism, if they don't do everything that's written in the book, then it's NOT Marxism. But Marxism is simply a plan of radical revolution under the leadership of revolutionaries spurring you on by talk of a worker's paradise.

There's no proof that there's ever been any proof of what's promised.

Posted by: Newsflash at May 15, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)

276 274 He shot hoops in pick up games with his friends!

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 02:02 PM (LiyEm)

277 In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary.

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)


I played basketball in college.

Rec League.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:02 PM (fiGNd)

278 Gene: (singing)"Christine!" (Christine)

"Thirteen!"

Paul: wait, wut?

Posted by: Gene Simmons at May 15, 2018 02:02 PM (xPJvm)

279 226 Fun and joke aside, events like this illustrate how wrong the Femicommunists are. Young Men / Boys and Young Women / Girls, ARE, in fact, still fundamentally different in some ways.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (ujg0T)

This! Is the kid "ruined for life"? Hardly. worst case, he gets ribbed (and secretly envied) by his classmates for being the "teacher's pet."

If it were a 13 year old girl seduced and violated by a male teacher, her virginity is gone, and lost in an exploitive relationship, to boot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:55 PM (WFV7

What? You know it would fuck them both up. Let's not forget that girls mature at a younger age than boys when it comes to reproductive behaviors. And putting the price on a innocent virgin girl over the price of an innocent virgin boy is fucked up beyond belief.

SMFH. Making excuses and justifying boy rape.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (8SG/h)

280 OT:

How many Democratic nominees for the ticket for president in 2020 will swear to remove the embassy from Jerusalem?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (L8CQp)

281 Gaylord played basketball, apparently he was called Bomber.

How prophetic

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (jn9LA)

282
Probably shouldn't have taken a drink of ice tea before the artist depiction loaded.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (r+sAi)

283 Thirteen is four years two early ...

Posted by: Kip Winger at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fiGNd)

284 274
Paul Sperry

In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary. He did not. He was never even on the team. Or any college team. He just made it up,telling the whopper repeatedly over years even to people who actually played ball
+++++
Psychokiller Run Run away
Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)

That's like my wrestling career at Iowa!*




*In that I never wrestled and didn't go to Iowa!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

285 In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary.

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)


He might have a future as a Connecticut Senator, then. He should claim that he was the captain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (4Db+5)

286 225 I don't remember any hot teachers when I was in high school. Nope, I don't remember any at all. Now my grade 9 home room teacher was a newly wed and frequently came to school decorated with hickeys. Maybe she was hot, but kind of stocky IIRC.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 15, 2018

*
*
Memory jog! I did have a hot, athletic (judo and karate) English teacher in 10th grade. Brown hair, nice tan, and a figure to make teenage boys fall down and bite sticks. Nice legs, too. So that makes 2 I knew in junior high and high school. Out of about 30 *, that's not much.

(30 = 5 classes, excluding P.E., x 6 years. Some of the academic teachers were men, too, so maybe more like 20-23 teachers, and only 10% were hot.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (VeiQZ)

287 In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary. He did not. He was never even on the team. Or any college team. He just made it up,telling the whopper repeatedly over years even to people who actually played ball
__________________

Weird. Isn't he like 8 feet tall or something? You'd think he would have made somebody's team somewhere.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

288 She sounds nice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (y0YMs)

289 She rapes a 13 year old multiple times, husband calls father and challenges him to a fight. They were made for each other.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2018 01:59 PM (wdmm9)
---
Like crazy stuck it in more crazy.

Posted by: Newsflash at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (vDqXW)

290 Posted by: Gene Simmons at May 15, 2018 02:02 PM (xPJvm)
=====
Petter Criss sings Baby Driver

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (y3aQB)

291 226 - I think here's no one universal answer as to whether boys will be damged by this, but I think the odds are certainly increased:

1. Kids are different today than when we grew up (for some definitions of "we" anyway). We were more mature, expected to grow up earlier, and a coarser boys-will-be-boys ethos was tolerated. None of this is really true anymore.

2. There's a significant difference between early teens and late teens.

3. The authority figure thing, as opposed to an older neighbor, for example, might make a difference. Teachers have some ability to reward or punish those who do/don't comply and bribe.

4. If it were just sex that'd be less harmful, I think. But these weirdos profess their love for their pupils, sometimes have kids by them.

5. Most of these weirdos are involving their pupils is adulterous relationships which are widely considered to be independently immoral. Some people can fool around with married partners without a pang of conscience. 13 year olds? (Not something we'd want to encourage even if they could do so.)

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (ZtIV1)

292 Eight to eighty, blind, crippled and crazy. Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (2LelM)

293 When your balls hit her chin
Like a fastball up and in
That's Zamora

Posted by: Flatville Bill at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (TiIoH)

294 Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat.

Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (2LelM)

295 Weird. Isn't he like 8 feet tall or something? You'd think he would have made somebody's team somewhere.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fqUgw)
---
Yeah, but he never made a basket, he would just lie and say he did.

Posted by: Comey's Highschool Coach at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (vDqXW)

296

Only thirteen and he knows how to nasty.

Posted by: Brown shoes don't make it at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

297 Is a 13 year-old even completely "grown?" They are still going through puberty. And mentally, I'm sure he didn't even know what was really happening.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (7uYFy)

298 I am proud of my 13 year old son. And he was wise to choose a lady with a mouth large enough to accommodate all of him.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (7saqy)

299 280 OT:

How many Democratic nominees for the ticket for president in 2020 will swear to remove the embassy from Jerusalem?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (L8CQp)

All of them. Or, at least all of those who want to have a shot anyway.

If the 2016 dems were crazy, 2020 is going to make Pelosi look like a Mensa candidate.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (72PAC)

300 My sophomore Geometry Teacher ? Who I will not name.

Oh yeah ... that would have been A-O-K with me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (fiGNd)

301 Related: D-Day
Too Young to Date*

https://youtu.be/4jORrvPSGWc

*title likely changed by record company

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (39g3+)

302 And mentally, I'm sure he didn't even know what was really happening.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (7uYFy)


Oh ... I think he knew what was happening.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (4Db+5)

303 Beta Boy locked this one up fast, thinking he could corral her before she sowed some wild oats..

https://howheasked.com/shane-co-couple-daniel-and-brittanys-skydiving-proposal/

Posted by: Blanco at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (QGdDN)

304 Girl power!!!

Posted by: K. Gillibrand at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (FE7Lu)

305
297 Is a 13 year-old even completely "grown?" They are still going through puberty. And mentally, I'm sure he didn't even know what was really happening.....
-------------
He knew. Trust me.

Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (2LelM)

306 283
Thirteen is four years two early ...


Posted by: Kip Winger


Bullshit

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (r9UYA)

307 267 I read recently that one women sued for child support against an underaged individual that she was convicted of statutorily raping... and won.

A lady won child support from a guy even after he had a DNA test proving that the child wasn't his!

The courts are insane and out-of-control.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:01 PM (4Db+5)

I guess it's better late than never older generations catch up to how our courts are feminist controlled and run. This has been going on a long time. A woman literally just has to put your name down as the father and it's nearly impossible to escape child support.

Women's suffrage was a mistake.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)

308 >>Oh ... I think he knew what was happening.

Special purpose.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (/tuJf)

309 It's like someone vigorously shook the nation and all the normal people hung on. The weirdos all dropped down to Florida.

********************

God help me. My parents want to retire down there too, and if they decide for there I may have to go with them.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (7n3kj)

310 Well, I played college basketball at Syracuse.

One day, I played basketball on the playground at a college in the City of Syracuse.

College.

Basketball.

Syracuse.

See?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (ATVNj)

311 Speaking of someone who should be Bunga-Bunga'd like a goat at an Aloha Snackbar luau ...

Civilian psychologist that had been hired by the USAF at Travis AFB to help those with PTSD is now in the pokey on charges of rape and assault.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=79465

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (jn9LA)

312
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
Folks, there's something very fishy about the latest Mueller indictment. Turns out everybody knew about this troll factory all the way back to 2014. The FBI. The CIA. The international media. Yet only now, 4 years later, does USG bring an indictment & with no arrests or seizures?

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (y3aQB)

313 I had a woman chemistry teacher in high school that is alleged to have done the entire football team. Chem teachers get a chemical room all to their own.

Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (2LelM)

314
I look at it this way: if I become permanently deaf if one ear I have an excuse to "not hear" Her Majesty when she calls me to do something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (wMb3Q)

315 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (VgKNm)

316 I bet the post-coital discussions were riveting.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (t41dG)

317 She imprinted on him.
The kid is going to have a messed up way of dealing with girls unless he gets therapy.
Most likely will see girls as controlling (because she was an authority figure) and sex objects.
This is probably what happened to Macron.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

318 Dang it. I didn't have a teacher I wished would choke on my teenhood until Miss Barnatto in my 9th grade biology class when I was 14.
She was hawt stuff and the subject in many wet dreams, not just my own.

As far as I know the only one getting any of that was coach Scott.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (4kA4m)

319 What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th.

Kindergarten: 5-6
1st: 6-7
2nd: 7-8
3rd: 8-9
4th: 9-10
5th: 10-11
6th: 11-12

Maybe he flunked a grade, or maybe his parents didn't enroll him in K until he was 6.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (iv0p7)

320 Is a 13 year-old even completely "grown?" They are still going through puberty. And mentally, I'm sure he didn't even know what was really happening.....
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He knew. Trust me.
Posted by: Gumby at May 15, 2018 02:06 PM (2LelM)

Yeah, with a girl his own age. I don't know what I would do if my teacher came on to me when I was 13.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (7uYFy)

321 I just want to go on the record as stating that if a 13 - 17 year old me had an attractive woman to blow me once a day to free up my mind for full academic development...

I would be posting this from my Beach House on the Sea of Tranquility.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (zji89)

322 I totally meant that I played basketball in college. Not for it. Ya know pick-up hoops with the brothers I mean ummmm.

I am not a Racist Corrupt cop. Just regular corrupt!

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (7saqy)

323 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (AT

At least you know how to spell Syracuse unlike someone we know.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (hKmCD)

324 It really makes zero sense to me though the really attractive, young teachers engaging in this.

There is something desperately wrong with young women. Not all of them, but... too many these days. This is something that would have been simply inconceivable to a woman when I was young, they had zero interest in gangly, pimply young teens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)
*********************************



This has a lot to do with our narcissistic society that social media has created. It's all about taking pictures and posting them and having everybody tell you how "hot" you are.

Of course if the relationship ends, it usually is used as blackmail.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (PvFoN)

325 It's like someone vigorously shook the nation and all the normal people hung on. The weirdos all dropped down to Florida.
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Then why isn't all the bathroom and bake-the-cake bullshit down in Florida?

Posted by: Comey's Highschool Coach at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW)

326 Women's suffrage was a mistake.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)

----

The vote?? You think the VOTE was a mistake????


We should have never let them have SHOES!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

327 This shit leads to deviant and dangerous behaviors being passed from the 13 year old to other possible victims in the future. There are studies about this that certain communities don't like.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (8SG/h)

328
When her moons catch your eye

And you see beaver pie

That's Zamora

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (10vO4)

329 A 13 year old's brain is not emotionally ready for the intensity, the emotions.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felsen at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (/1AIY)

330 I had a woman chemistry teacher in high school that is alleged to have done the entire football team. Chem teachers get a chemical room all to their own.
Posted by: Gumby

HS is full of vicious rumors. That would be one seriously warped individual if even partially true.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (L3rL9)

331 I don't know. Looking at her photos, there are a couple that seem to suggest the outline of an adam's apple.

Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (p6AH8)

332 If the teacher is a Trump hater she will be forgiven by the Left.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (PvFoN)

333 & I think we now know why Jimmy Drama was Obummer's Guy ? Nutty as Squirrel shit & easily bought

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (y3aQB)

334 From the sidebar:
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Progressive Televangelist John Oliver: Venezeula's Problems Aren't Caused by Socialism, Just "Mismanagement"
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What is "socialism", numbnuts, but the MANAGEMENT of PEOPLE for "the good of all"??!!!

Socialism makes you MORE PRONE to mismanagement because power is not dispersed among private individuals with their resources but amassed in the hands of "EXPERTS"!


========

LOL. Couldn't have put it better. Socialism/Communism says "See? Look at all this corruption, exploitation and waste! Just give us the power and we will put a stop to it!"

What it ends up doing is using the coercive force of the government to insure that corruption, exploitation and waste are forever entrenched in the system. Leftards always tacitly exclude themselves from having the same character flaws possessed by the rest of humanity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (/qEW2)

335 In another example James Comey has a habit of lying, he told people he played college basketball at William & Mary. He did not. He was never even on the team.

Every really tall guy thinks they got game. I used to play ball at lunch against Brad Watson, yeah that Brad Watson. He's about Comey's height. Me going hard at the iron with a double pump under shot off the board would drive him nuts.


However, he's a champ of a guy.. No better guy to have a beer with.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (Ymy4N)

336 Nevermind, I was thinking of St Mary's. Which might not even be a college but a private high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (VgKNm)

337 326 Women's suffrage was a mistake.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)

----

The vote?? You think the VOTE was a mistake????


We should have never let them have SHOES!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018

*
*
True dat.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (VeiQZ)

338 OK, I'll join in

When her tits catch your eye like a big pizza pieThat's Zamora!

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (gbWkA)

339 312 - Mueller thing. I believe it's a Trump/Sessions engineered misdirection to keep the media and Dems at bay until the OIG report and indictments come out

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (m7LQK)

340 I could grow a beard when I was 13, but I was the exception.

And back then I would had beaten up a husband or two for a shot at crazy Zamora's mouth

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (jff78)

341 317 She imprinted on him.
The kid is going to have a messed up way of dealing with girls unless he gets therapy.
Most likely will see girls as controlling (because she was an authority figure) and sex objects.
This is probably what happened to Macron.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

This. Plus other shit he will have to deal with in the future.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (8SG/h)

342 I had an English teacher in the 70's that was wah-wow!

Funny, she's probably, like 74 now and all wrinkly. Me, well, shut up.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (37IEG)

343 When I taught EL ED the young chick teachers still had the emotional level of a middle schooler. College didn't mature them and them and then they went to work with children. They formed cliques and we're uncomfortable around older men. They had emotional disabilties. Really.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (y0YMs)

344 334. Blessed is the gopnik, for he shall inherit the Earth, blyat

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)

345 If I were his mom it would be hard for me to not show up in court and smack her good and hard before the deputies could get to me.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

346 This was not likely to happen to me. Several teachers I had at that age grew up with my grandmother and taught my mother. Age, looks, and familiarity? Ain't gonna happen.

Seriously, if I were the boy's parents, my worry would be who else the teacher was doing and the risk of STD(s).

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (V+03K)

347 336 Nevermind, I was thinking of St Mary's. Which might not even be a college but a private high school.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (VgKNm)

St. Mary's is a college. They've made the dance a few times, though usually lose out to the Zags in conference.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (72PAC)

348 If someone did this to my son, I'd kill them. Fucking pervert. Definitely deserves significant jail time.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (p8zOA)

349 Hadrian: what caused the dizziness? I've been dizzy for 3 months now and am going for an ENG next week for the ENT, failing that an MRI.

Good news though is that I don't need to worry about hearing loss since I'm already as deaf as a post.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (7n3kj)

350 What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th.

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It will be great if it comes out that he's a dreamy Dreamer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (VgKNm)

351 315 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (VgKNm)

Well, according to UVA it is.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

352 I hope the boy is mature enough to handle both the psychological effects of this, and shit ton of money they get when they sue the school.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (kfcYC)

353 This is all Donald Trump's fault.

He screwed a porn star before he got elected president and now our underpaid, low-morale teachers feel that they need to have sex in order to succeed.

Next thing you know, this poor teacher will need a kidney operation.

Lean Forward!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)

354 >>>Women's suffrage was a mistake.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)
________

We fvcking told you not to let them vote. They're the WEAKER sex.

Posted by: The Founders at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (jff78)

355 69 When the 13 year old grows up to have bad relationships and therapy constantly, then we'll see the damage done. Don't believe for a second this doesn't mess a kid up just cause he's a "he."
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at May 15, 2018 01:35 PM (46eF0)


I doubt it messed him up any more than dating women later on will.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (h2Bdk)

356 >>If I were his mom it would be hard for me to not show up in court and smack her good and hard before the deputies could give him a high 5 .

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (zji89)

357 Yeah, with a girl his own age. I don't know what I would do if my teacher came on to me when I was 13.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2018 02:09 PM (7uYFy)


If she was decent looking, I would have nailed her. Barring that, I certainly would have appreciated a blow job.

I had no decent looking teachers, though. If any of the teachers I had had had come on to me I would have laughed at them.



**I get 25 points for a well-formed sentence using 3 "had"s in a row!**

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (4Db+5)

358 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 15, 2018 02:05 PM (ZtIV1)

Hits most of the high points.

This is not a 16-18 year old kid almost out of high school and most of the way through puberty- this is a 13 year old.

This chick is whacked.

I wonder if this is the standard of titillation as well as trying to find someone who is 'innocent'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (ycWCI)

359 350 What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th.
______________________________________________

Now, you're just showing off.

Posted by: Half of the NFL at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)

360 http://bit.ly/2wIpUSz
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Experts Now Have Chilling Theory of What Doomed Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 | Trending
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So no CNN blackhole

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (y3aQB)

361 China's ride-sharing giant Didi Chuxing Technology Co. has been approved to launch live trials of autonomous vehicles on roads in California, becoming the latest company to explore advanced driving technology in the U.S. as safety concerns remain in the spotlight.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (e8kgV)

362
I probably had 1 or 2 hot for teacher candidates in K thru 12. But my kids had a teacher that recently got married and moved, but what a smokeshow. Kinda glad she moved on, before I got caught lookin. I did catch a mom catching a dad during his stare. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

363 I know I'm supposed to be upset this kid is going to be scarred for life but I just cannot get there. I'm trying, though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (rBnYq)

364 If the teacher is a Trump hater she will be forgiven by the Left.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2018 02:11 PM (PvFoN)
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Only if Trump hates her. Bradley Manning and the Steinle killer have set a new precedent in American jurisprudence:

If Trump dislikes you, it is exculpatory evidence of such a degree that you will be absolved of any and all crimes. Tantamount to an ironclad pardon.

Posted by: Paolito at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (AzW6q)

365 What? You know it would fuck them both up. Let's not forget that girls mature at a younger age than boys when it comes to reproductive behaviors. And putting the price on a innocent virgin girl over the price of an innocent virgin boy is fucked up beyond belief.

SMFH. Making excuses and justifying boy rape.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:03 PM (8SG/h)

It's not me drawing this distinction. It's the way that society has organized for many, many years. It's considered "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" OK, for boys to tomcat around, and not so much for girls. The double standard exists, like it or not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (WFV7d)

366 A 13 year old's brain is not emotionally ready for the intensity, the emotions.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felsen at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (/1AIY)


If you're getting all emotional over the chic ... you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:14 PM (fiGNd)

367 Well at least this happened in AZ as CA now has the become the dubious STD capitol of the US.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

368 A 13 year old's brain is not emotionally ready for the intensity, the emotions.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felsen at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM (/1AIY)


A guy's brain usually goes silent the minute he thinks he might be getting some soon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (4Db+5)

369 >>What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th


You crazy. The 7th and 8th Grade Teachers don't do mouth stuff.

Posted by: 13 Year Old at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (zji89)

370
Hey! I spent some of the happiest years of my life in the 6th grade!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (wMb3Q)

371 When I taught EL ED the young chick teachers still had the emotional level of a middle schooler. College didn't mature them and them and then they went to work with children. They formed cliques and we're uncomfortable around older men. They had emotional disabilties. Really.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

This sounds like a plausible explanation for what we're seeing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (L3rL9)

372 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
+++++
William & Mary won't do, I didn't think the girl could be sooooo cruel

Posted by: Schneidermans Brown Slave at May 15, 2018 02:15 PM (y3aQB)

373 The other thing is that the school culture destroys authority at an early age. The teachers calm kids "my friends". I don't think my teachers knew my first name. It was Mr. BOB. of course I was always in trouble.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (y0YMs)

374
Experts Now Have Chilling Theory <<<<<<<<

I guess we're not experts, but that was an immediate theory around here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

375 My 5th grade teacher was a cute hippy dippy girl but other than that none of them were attractive at all. Not ugly, just... matronly or ordinary looking. Nothing for a boy to fantasize about, which was for the best.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

376 Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.

CNN: TRUMP TRIES TO MURDER AFRICAN AMERICAN ON LIVE TV

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (7n3kj)

377 326 Women's suffrage was a mistake.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)

----

The vote?? You think the VOTE was a mistake????

We should have never let them have SHOES!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2018 02:10 PM



And all across America and most of the Free World we can hear the sound of:
Shiiiccckk!
Snick...
Shiiiccckk!
Snick...
As thousands of Hordettes pull out their shivs and begin to sharpen same.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (0tfLf)

378 >The future is female!!

Trump, with his feminine qualities, is actually the first female President!

Posted by: Dr Krunk at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (zU8td)

379
Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?

You're thinking of Mary and Mary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

380 My 6th grade teacher was young and hot.Every boy had a huge crush on her.

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (LiyEm)

381 Speaking of the PRC and aviation, a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit after one of the windows gave way in flight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (jn9LA)

382 I swear. What the ever lovin fuck is wrong with these women? Any shrinks among the horde?

Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (/8e9W)

383 It was just extra help for his sex ed. Test.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (y0YMs)

384 376
Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.



CNN: TRUMP TRIES TO MURDER AFRICAN AMERICAN ON LIVE TV

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (7n3kj)

He was after her kidney's - Melania's weren't enough for him the monster!

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (37IEG)

385 So no CNN blackhole
_______________________________________

Black hole?

Posted by: Joy Reid at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (ATVNj)

386 Female public school teachers. They'll take away your legos in kindergarten, but they'll make up for it by giving you beejers in the sixth grade.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)

387 Did the chorus of voices start saying "Way to go kid!" "Where were these teachers when I was a kid?" and "Boy, she's hot!"


The woman is a pedophile. She should be brought to trial. The parents ought to sue her and she should NEBER ever have a role teaching kids again. It is never o.k. for an adult to have sex with an underage kid.If I teacher had blown my kid while he was a student I would have knocked their teeth down their throat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (tpDAe)

388 375 My 5th grade teacher was a cute hippy dippy girl but other than that none of them were attractive at all. Not ugly, just... matronly or ordinary looking. Nothing for a boy to fantasize about, which was for the best.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)


Aside from one in the 7th grade, I had a lot of teachers, as the joke goes, but not very many.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (h2Bdk)

389 Fen said blown.

Heh.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (fiGNd)

390 At this very moment, hundreds of grown men are shaving their balls and enrolling in junior high. I believe we now call them DREAMERS.

Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2018 02:19 PM (2Mnv1)

391 389. Project Corrupter proceeds apace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)

392
Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?

No. You're thinking of Thelma and Louise University

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)

393 Any shrinks among the horde?
Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (/8e9W)
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I'm pretty sure Jordan Peterson is the only conservative psychiatrist in the world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2018 02:19 PM (AzW6q)

394 When a dong hits her face,
And she gives it a taste;
That's Zamora!

Ooo-ooo-ooh

Then she's blowing some boy,
While her husband eats soy;
That's Bill Kristol Zamora

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Sexual Poet at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (jff78)

395 William and Mary beat Mississippi.





It took two of them to to beat her.

Posted by: Marv Albert at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)

396 >>If I teacher had blown my kid while he was a student I would have knocked their teeth down their throat.


The teeth just get in the way, anyway.

Posted by: 13 Year Old at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (zji89)

397 Well, it sounds fun and games for the male side of the yard, but let's face it, it really is sick and twisted shit.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (37IEG)

398 315 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (VgKNm)
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FU.

Posted by: William at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (0jtPF)

399 339 312 - Mueller thing. I believe it's a Trump/Sessions engineered misdirection to keep the media and Dems at bay until the OIG report and indictments come out
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 15, 2018 02:12 PM (m7LQK)
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When's that OIG coming out? #twoweeks.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (G0vdT)

400 The woman is a pedophile.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (tpDAe)


No she isn't. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. I wish people would stop misusing that word. What she did was wrong, but it's not even in the same ball park as pedophilia.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (h2Bdk)

401
Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.

In fairness Melania is out of action for a week

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (10vO4)

402 Yes I'll do my times tables. But first......

Posted by: Mega at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (1C/AG)

403 Attn: Camera Hogg. You missed your chance by thaaaaat much.

Shoulda gone to school in AZ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (NbPPt)

404
I swear. What the ever lovin fuck is wrong with these women? Any shrinks among the horde?

Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (/8e9W)


They're taking notes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (wMb3Q)

405 Women's suffrage was a mistake.
Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:07 PM (8SG/h)

Put 'em all in burkas or the Christian equivalent! Not a sensible woman among the millions here in the U.S.

Yes, yes, woman voting is directly tied to some degenerate teacher blowing her student.

Posted by: NotFenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (tpDAe)

406 389 Fen said blown.

Heh.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:18 PM (fiGNd

I blame you Scogg. Gooda person as any.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (y0YMs)

407 Thankfully, neither the teacher nor the student prayed.

Posted by: The Supreme Court at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (ATVNj)

408 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (VgKNm)


I would assume, way back when William and Mary was founded, there were no girls allowed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM (4Db+5)

409 401

Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.


In fairness Melania is out of action for a week

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (10vO4)

What the video didn't capture was Joe Biden was elbowing his way up to be next in line.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (37IEG)

410 It's the hard sad truth but BJs are as common today to these young teens as French kissing was in my day. We joke about porn but its availability today is a big problem. Especially when the likes of Kardashian and Hilton are looked at as role models.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (hKmCD)

411 To her cuck husband, your wife just didn't make "a big mistake", your wife is a predator that went after this kid repeatedly and lured him with photos, etc. She abused her responsibilities repeatedly not to mention any shred of decency. Who else has she done this to? It wouldn't surprise me a bit if there haven't been others.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)

412 Fen said blowing again.

Heh.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (fiGNd)

413 No she isn't. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. I wish people would stop misusing that word. What she did was wrong, but it's not even in the same ball park as pedophilia.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (h2Bdk)


Thank you. It's a pet peeve of mine when people conflate pedophilia with pederasty. This case involves neither.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (NbPPt)

414 No she isn't. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. I wish people would stop misusing that word. What she did was wrong, but it's not even in the same ball park as pedophilia.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (h2Bdk)

fine

she's a hebephile

no joo jokes!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (hMwEB)

415 This is getting blown out of proprtion.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (y0YMs)

416 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?

Thomas Jefferson is going to come back from the grave and fight you.

They were men only from 1693 to 1918. From that point on they've been coeducational.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (iv0p7)

417 401
Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.
______________________________________________

Is that what happened?

I thought she had orange dust on her from eating Cheetos.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (ATVNj)

418 Pants down, mouth agape, 13 yo boy and the internet .



Now, that spells disaster.

Buy gold or is it silver this week ??

Posted by: William Devane at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (Ymy4N)

419 Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.

In fairness Melania is out of action for a week

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (10vO4)
*********************

Must be someone else... CNN has told me Trump is a Racist.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (PvFoN)

420 381 Speaking of the PRC and aviation, a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit after one of the windows gave way in flight.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (jn9LA)

Chinese quality control. Let's bring their self-driving automobile software to our highways!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

421 407 Thankfully, neither the teacher nor the student prayed.

Posted by: The Supreme Court at May 15, 2018 02:21 PM



But police report that when they arrived, the teacher was shouting out the name of some deity over and over.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (0tfLf)

422 I would have went with Bowie's 'Heroes'.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (zji89)

423 Well she's sorry now, the whole thing blew up in her face.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (37IEG)

424 Fen said blowing again.

Heh.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Current line is five times.
Place your bets!

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (L3rL9)

425 >>>411 To her cuck husband, your wife just didn't make "a big mistake", your wife is a predator that went after this kid repeatedly and lured him with photos, etc. She abused her responsibilities repeatedly not to mention any shred of decency. Who else has she done this to? It wouldn't surprise me a bit if there haven't been others.
Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:22 PM (oiNtH)
______
It's possible. I have many children at that school.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (jff78)

426 353
This is all Donald Trump's fault.



He screwed a porn star before he got elected president and now our
underpaid, low-morale teachers feel that they need to have sex in order
to succeed.



Next thing you know, this poor teacher will need a kidney operation.



Lean Forward!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (ATVNj)

Lean forward! The 13yo probably said that too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (jxbfJ)

427 Fen is making this thread unreadable. I can't even.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (y0YMs)

428 This is getting blown out of proprtion.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM (y0YMs)


Really sucks when a good thread gets ruined like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (fiGNd)

429 Speaking of the PRC and aviation, a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit after one of the windows gave way in flight.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Co-Pilot Sum Ting Wong of Shi Tzu.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (RkYsP)

430 When a dong hits her face,
And she gives it a taste;
That's Zamora!

Ooo-ooo-ooh

Then she's blowing some boy,
While her husband eats soy;
That's Bill Kristol Zamora
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Sexual Poet at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM

LOL, I laughed really hard. (no pun intended)

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (3c1uO)

431 Betcha this teacher was a dedicated Jeff Flake supporter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (k1TUh)

432 I just looked at her picture. Not bad. I definitely would have liked to have gotten a blowjob from her when I was 13.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (4Db+5)

433 What is a 13-year-old doing in 6th grade? He should be in 8th.



-



It will be great if it comes out that he's a dreamy Dreamer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:13 PM (VgKNm)

Illegal alien unaccompanied "child" who is really a 25 year old muzzie.

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (gbWkA)

434 I'll never look at Helen Crump the same way again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2018 02:24 PM (F9H70)

435 There's video of this?

Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (zji89)

436 Could we just have one thread ... ONE DAMN THREAD ... without Fen spewing her sick oral sexual fetishes all over the friggin' blog ?!?!?!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (fiGNd)

437 434 I'll never look at Helen Crump the same way again.

Me neither.

Posted by: Opie at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (ATVNj)

438 In defense of Paris Hilton, South Park seems to have shamed her out of the slut life. Dont see her much anymore at least.

Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (/8e9W)

439 a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (jn9LA)


So it's not just schoolteachers, but stewardesses too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (NbPPt)

440 Ha ha! Yes. I remember grade school!

Posted by: The Paolo at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (vDqXW)

441 I.'m sure the cops aren't passing around copies of the video..

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (LiyEm)

442 435 There's video of this?

Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (zji89)

That will come with the criterion collection in a few years. Maybe an intro by Leonard Maltin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

443 Then she's blowing some boy,
While her husband eats soy;
That's Bill Kristol Zamora


While she cum swaps
he's telling the cops
That's Zamora

Posted by: Jermey the Ron at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (Ymy4N)

444

Weird. Isn't he like 8 feet tall or something? You'd think he would have made somebody's team somewhere.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2018 02:04 PM (fqUgw)







Kind of like how those closeted racist lefties looked at Chocolate Fonzie as the only black kid at the Punahou School.

"Hey, he should be AWESOME on the school basketball team!"

*watches him throw up enough bricks to rebuild the Chrysler Building*

"Uhhh, Barry? Why don't you sit there on the bench?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (eXA4G)

445 There's video of this?

Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?
Posted by: garrett


With a mouth liker hers, there was no gagging.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (RkYsP)

446 439
a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (jn9LA)



So it's not just schoolteachers, but stewardesses too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (NbPPt)

13 year old co-pilots! I'm not flying on that airline!

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

447 So over in the sidebar, I see that John Oliver that Venezuela's problem is not socialism but mismanagement.

The old "They're doing it wrong" canard.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

448 438 In defense of Paris Hilton, South Park seems to have shamed her out of the slut life. Dont see her much anymore at least.
Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (/8e9W)


She's aging out. That video was a long time ago.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (h2Bdk)

449 There is an episode where Opie has a crush on Ms. Crump and buys her a pair of nylons. Of course Barney gets involved and has Opie recite a love poem over the phone not knowing that it is Helen on the other end.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

450 377---....As thousands of Hordettes pull out their shivs and begin to sharpen same.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (0tfLf)
-------------------------
Not this one.
We would be much better off without women's suffrage.
And if you go back and read the old arguments against it, you will see much wisdom in the predictions of doom.

But this is all academic. What's done is done.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (0jtPF)

451 The kid got promoted to head of the class!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (NbPPt)

452 a jetliner copilot was almost sucked out of the cockpit
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 02:17 PM (jn9LA)

So it's not just schoolteachers, but stewardesses too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (NbPPt)


It so pet-peeves me when you knuckle-draggers get this shit wrong.

She BLEW him out of the cockpit !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (fiGNd)

453
Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (zji89)







*snort*

ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (eXA4G)

454 Chinese quality control. Let's bring their self-driving automobile software to our highways!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:23 PM

It was an Airbus.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (3c1uO)

455 Why do people or their relatives say "I made a mistake" when they do such terrible things.?. "Making a mistake is adding up a few numbers incorrectly iwhen balancing your checkbook, It's leaving a frozen food in a bag in the back of your car. Being a teacher and having oral sex with a 13 year old is not a mistake. It's a crime and it's a sin nd it's morally and ethically repugnant .

Posted by: NotFenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (tpDAe)

456 Why is the 13-year old in the sixth grade?

'Cause that's where the blowjobs are.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (xOga2)

457 I knew this thread would degenerate into obvious tasteless innuendos. Well I was hoping.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (y0YMs)

458 So over in the sidebar, I see that John Oliver that Venezuela's problem is not socialism but mismanagement.

Socialism IS mismanagement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (NbPPt)

459 435
There's video of this?



Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (zji89)

Gag reel? Come on, he was only 13.This teacher certainly was of the mindset of "If there is grass on the field, play ball!" .

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

460 I'd be so pissed at my parents right now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (xfb67)

461 13 year old co-pilots! I'm not flying on that airline!
Posted by: DurnedYankee

My airport is a small regional one. I swear the pilots look not much older than 16. Always makes me nervous.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

462 So over in the sidebar, I see that John Oliver that Venezuela's problem is not socialism but mismanagement.

The old "They're doing it wrong" canard.
Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

He's half right. Socialism is by definition, mismanagement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (WFV7d)

463 Socialism IS mismanagement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (NbPPt)

Word.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (G0vdT)

464 455 Why do people or their relatives say "I made a mistake" when they do such terrible things.?. "Making a mistake is adding up a few numbers incorrectly iwhen balancing your checkbook, It's leaving a frozen food in a bag in the back of your car. Being a teacher and having oral sex with a 13 year old is not a mistake. It's a crime and it's a sin nd it's morally and ethically repugnant .
Posted by: NotFenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (tpDAe)

Somehow making a mistake is better than saying those other things. Like Using the wrong lane to turn from or using the wrong fork at a nice dinner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

465 No she isn't. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. I wish people would stop misusing that word. What she did was wrong, but it's not even in the same ball park as pedophilia.

Yeah, but nobody knows what Hebephilia is. Even my spell check is unfamiliar.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (iv0p7)

466 Nood - rooshians

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:30 PM (fA1SL)

467 400
No she isn't. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. I wish people would stop misusing that word. What she did was wrong, but it's not even in the same ball park as pedophilia.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:20 PM (h2Bdk)
----------------------------
It cannot be said enough.
Thank you.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 15, 2018 02:30 PM (0jtPF)

468 462
So over in the sidebar, I see that John Oliver that Venezuela's problem is not socialism but mismanagement.



The old "They're doing it wrong" canard.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (G0vdT)



He's half right. Socialism is by definition, mismanagement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (WFV7d)
Dorky John would have done it better. Too bad he's busy saving us from ourselves here in the US. Otherwise he'd nip down there and put that right.

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

469 465 Having sex with a joo?

Posted by: steevy at May 15, 2018 02:30 PM (LiyEm)

470 When my kids were teenagers we installed spyware on our PC so that we could monitor what was going on. Found out my daughter was being cyber-bullied by a bunch of girls at her new school.

I would recommend spying on your kids. Take a stiff drink prior to reading anything.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

471 When I think of all the education that I missed...

...but then, my homework...was never quite like this...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (AM1GF)

472 Helen Crump?

I wonder if she'll consider going with me to the Melissa Etheridge concert in Mount Pilot?

Posted by: Aunt Bea at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (ATVNj)

473 Damnit ... Fen changed it up to "oral sex".

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (fiGNd)

474 461 13 year old co-pilots! I'm not flying on that airline!
Posted by: DurnedYankee

My airport is a small regional one. I swear the pilots look not much older than 16. Always makes me nervous.
Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2018 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

It sounded like the voice of the pilot on my last flight hadn't changed yet.
Hello this Captain Chad.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (nBr1j)

475 442
435 There's video of this?



Is there an expanded edition with a Director's Cut and a Gag Reel?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 02:25 PM (zji89)



That will come with the criterion collection in a few years. Maybe an intro by Leonard Maltin.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

Staring Tracy Lordes?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (jxbfJ)

476 Nood Mueller

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

477 455 Why do people or their relatives say "I made a mistake" when they do such terrible things.?. "Making a mistake is adding up a few numbers incorrectly iwhen balancing your checkbook, It's leaving a frozen food in a bag in the back of your car. Being a teacher and having oral sex with a 13 year old is not a mistake. It's a crime and it's a sin nd it's morally and ethically repugnant .
Posted by: NotFenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:28 PM (tpDAe)


What else are you going to say when you get caught blowing a 13 year old? I mean, seriously, there isn't a lot you can say that won't make things worse, and "I made a mistake" implies that you're not normally the sort of person who does this kind of thing.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (h2Bdk)

478

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:27 PM (h2Bdk)


She looks better today than she did 10 years ago

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (10vO4)

479 She's a dumb broad subject to peer pressure. She sees her female students as her peers because she has the same maturity as they do. Shes a millennial.

The girls in the class probably all want to bang Paolo Jr. Hes two years older than the other boys so he's taller, bigger and stronger.

Zamora sees that and she wants the guy all the other girls want because biology.

So she bangs him because slut.

Posted by: Facts at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (7saqy)

480 I had a high school teacher once, jaw dropping beautiful, early 20's, bleach blonde hair, playboy bunny figure, always wore tight sweaters, laughed and was bouncy and flirty with all the guys. And then after school one day we were watching her when her boy friend pulled up - on the biggest and loudest Harley we'd ever scene, and when he stepped off he looked like he was 7 feet tall with sledge hammers for hands, full leathers, etc. and we all just wanted to sink through the pavement.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 02:32 PM (k1TUh)

481 I'm pretty sure Jordan Peterson is the only conservative psychiatrist in the world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2018 02:19 PM (AzW6q)

He is not a conservative. He is to the far left of Jeb!. He worked with the UN alongside John Podesta in 2012 working for Agenda 2030. He is a open borders and unlimited immigration plant. Read the research done by /pol and Peterson'a own words and bio.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/05/ an-eminent-person.html?m=1

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:32 PM (8SG/h)

482 But do they call me Zamora the teacher! Nooooooo!

Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 15, 2018 02:32 PM (37IEG)

483 Silly rabbit! Tricks are for pulling in class.
Zamora, the teaching hoe

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2018 02:32 PM (gbWkA)

484 What else are you going to say when you get caught blowing a 13 year old?

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:31 PM (h2Bdk)


Tastes Like Chicken ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:33 PM (fiGNd)

485 Part of it is the Milenial idea of instant gratification with no consequence.

They have been told they can have anything, anytime... and its EASY (just like they saw on TV)... and there was never any consequence for misbehavior...

Then take out Divine Consequence... where they don't really believe in the concept of being punished for Sin (just ask forgiveness they are told)....

And you have created an entire Generation, of people who really don't believe in rules... or laws... and want every pleasure RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: Don Q

_________


But here's the thing, normal people DON'T want this at all. Especially women. Normal adult women don't look at a 13 year old boy and want to have an affair.

When girls were actually 13 they didn't want to date 13 year old boys. They wanted an older guy in high school.

I can totally understand an adult having an affair with another adult and not thinking about the consequences or the morality.

But this trend of young, attractive female teachers having sex with underage boys that haven't gone through puberty makes zero sense because it's not some forbidden fruit that women actually want.



Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:33 PM (lKmt3)

486 Kind of like how those closeted racist lefties looked at Chocolate Fonzie as the only black kid at the Punahou School.

"Hey, he should be AWESOME on the school basketball team!"


The lone lefty of my acquaintance was running a baseball team when a black guy joined it. Sight unseen, the lefty put him in CF and batted him third. No pressure, eh? "He must be great, he's black!" was the obvious thinking.

Turned out the guy was very nice, a good teammate, and an OK, but not great ballplayer who hadn't played in years and struggled with the obvious expectations placed on him but the oh so woke lefty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2018 02:33 PM (NbPPt)

487 The pedo bitch deserves a long prison sentence. And should be on the SO list forever and at the very least should be not allowed near children ever again.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 15, 2018 02:33 PM (0OmEj)

488 And then after school one day we were watching her when her boy friend pulled up - on the biggest and loudest Harley we'd ever scene, and when he stepped off he looked like he was 7 feet tall with sledge hammers for hands, full leathers, etc. and we all just wanted to sink through the pavement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 02:32 PM (k1TUh)


You probably learned more about life that day than the classroom taught all year.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:34 PM (h2Bdk)

489 Damnit ... Fen changed it up to "oral sex".
Posted by: ScoggDog

Betting is now closed.

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 15, 2018 02:34 PM (L3rL9)

490 O.K. hebephilia or however the heck it's spelled. Sorry that in my rage i misused a term. I made a mistake.

Posted by: NotFenelonSpoke at May 15, 2018 02:35 PM (tpDAe)

491 But this trend of young, attractive female teachers having sex with underage boys that haven't gone through puberty makes zero sense because it's not some forbidden fruit that women actually want.



Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:33 PM (lKmt3)


Is it really a trend, or is it something that was just swept under the rug until recently?

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:35 PM (h2Bdk)

492 Gawd ... now Fen's using words with so many syllables I can't even keep track.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:36 PM (fiGNd)

493 In defense of Paris Hilton, South Park seems to have shamed her out of the slut life. Dont see her much anymore at least.
Posted by: maddogg at May 15, 2018 02:26 PM (/8e9W)

She's 36 years old so maybe age has slowed her down. She's also engaged.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 15, 2018 02:37 PM (hKmCD)

494 Trump just hugged and kissed a 90 year old black woman at a memorial service for police officers.

With Wife In Hospital Just Hours, Donald Trump Molests Woman On National Television
White House sources say he grabbed her by the p***y

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:37 PM (39g3+)

495 Is it really a trend, or is it something that was just swept under the rug until recently?

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 02:35 PM (h2Bdk)


I dunno'.

In the eighties ... the young women teachers absolutely liked the attention. No doubt.

And at least one teacher in my high-school left his wife for a recent high-school grad that was in his class. Then traded HER ASS in for an even younger model.

So I don't know. But I got my suspicions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:38 PM (fiGNd)

496 Is it really a trend, or is it something that was just swept under the rug until recently?

I think that the advent of cell phones and various social media are creating evidence trails at didn't exist before. it also opened channels of communication that didn't exist before.

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 15, 2018 02:38 PM (L3rL9)

497

EM FELLATIO FOADDY-FI!!!

uhhh,, what do dat mean again?

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 15, 2018 02:39 PM (mPeei)

498 I think that the advent of cell phones and various social media are creating evidence trails at didn't exist before. it also opened channels of communication that didn't exist before.

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 15, 2018 02:38 PM (L3rL9)


I think you just hit it right on the head.

History of Mankind is pretty damn old. I don't think we're inventing shit. Maybe some new variations at best.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:40 PM (fiGNd)

499 Is it really a trend, or is it something that was just swept under the rug until recently?
Posted by: Ace's liver

_________


I'm sure it happened, but I think it's far more prevalent today than it was.

A lot of it is younger generations just keep getting more and more immature. To where a person in their early 20's basically now acts like a 15 year old. I think that's at least part of it.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:41 PM (lKmt3)

500 A lot of it is younger generations just keep getting more and more immature. To where a person in their early 20's basically now acts like a 15 year old. I think that's at least part of it. /i]

But we need to lower the age to vote!!!!!11!!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)

501 Poor kid was named Herb. He never stood a chance against those Herbophiles.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:42 PM (8SG/h)

502 Speaking as a Catholic, I find it supremely ironic that everyone assumes that all priests are pedophiles, when it is manifestly clear that a great many public school teachers went into teaching to have access to kids for sexual gratification.


Not sure about exact numbers, but there was some information on this, and it seems the rates of sexual abuse by public school teachers *far* outstrips that of the catholic church scandals...per capita.

Posted by: GMan at May 15, 2018 02:42 PM (sxq57)

503 315 Wait, isn't William and Mary an all girls school?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 02:08 PM (VgKNm)

Your thinking of Will and Grace

Posted by: wrg500 at May 15, 2018 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)

504 Not sure about exact numbers, but there was some information on this, and it seems the rates of sexual abuse by public school teachers *far* outstrips that of the catholic church scandals...per capita.

I don't know per capita but according to FBI data, its up to 200 teachers molesting a kid per 1 priest. The data isn't 100% locked in because they aren't sure how many people lied about priests molesting them. Its at least 100:1 maybe double that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

505 A lot of it is younger generations just keep getting more and more immature. To where a person in their early 20's basically now acts like a 15 year old. I think that's at least part of it.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:41 PM (lKmt3)


Blah.

I don't like Millenials either ... but this "Immature" mantra gets old. Its the new buzzword. I've seen it at least a dozen times here in the last week.

Because Teachers NEVER fucked students back in this Gilded Age of ... when, exactly ? Seventies ? Sixties ? Fifties ?

Because this is 2018. So - assuming people in their sixties are here interacting - school-age memories only go back to, what ? My old man is 63 - he got out in '72.

And I've heard him talk. This Grand Age of Maturity didn't exist when HE was growing up. If anything - they were wilder.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:45 PM (fiGNd)

506 I don't like Millenials either ... but this "Immature" mantra gets old. Its the new buzzword. I've seen it at least a dozen times here in the last week.

Its not just millenials. Its Boomers, its kids younger than millennials. The overal maturity level of this nation has plummeted. Don't grow up, its a trap! I'm adulting!

Because Teachers NEVER fucked students back in this Gilded Age of ... when, exactly ? Seventies ? Sixties ? Fifties ?

I think its kind of obvious that this is happening a lot more now than in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

507 At my school we had 6 female teachers engaging with students in a span of 6-7 years. At least 40 kids were involved, putting a conservative number on it. It was all swept under the rug. They were let go and some moved to teach and some retired.

Now it's a freaking epidemic. Kids are brave for turning in these predators only to have weak white knight males make excuses, justify, and shame the victim to virtue signal towards feminists and other white knights.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:47 PM (8SG/h)

508 504 Not sure about exact numbers, but there was some information on this, and it seems the rates of sexual abuse by public school teachers *far* outstrips that of the catholic church scandals...per capita.

I don't know per capita but according to FBI data, its up to 200 teachers molesting a kid per 1 priest. The data isn't 100% locked in because they aren't sure how many people lied about priests molesting them. Its at least 100:1 maybe double that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

Just goes to demonstrate how desposable our culture and legal system thinks of boys and how female on male/boy violence is practically ignored At best and justified at worst.

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 02:50 PM (8SG/h)

509 I think its kind of obvious that this is happening a lot more now than in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)


I don't know that it's obvious or not. I think we're finding out more.

And if this Immaturity Thing extends all the way to Boomers ... then who posting here remembers a time when The Grand Age of Maturity Ruled All ?

You don't. You can't. You're projecting how you WISH things were, back onto a time you never experienced ... unless you're Vic. Vic would know. We should ask him.

But this Immaturity Thing, like I said, is something that's taken off here - on the board - in the last week or two.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:51 PM (fiGNd)

510 Blah.

I don't like Millenials either ... but this "Immature" mantra gets old. Its the new buzzword. I've seen it at least a dozen times here in the last week.

Posted by: ScoggDog

________

You hear it a lot because it's true.

Something crazy like 1 out of 3 millennials still lives at home. You can't blame the economy anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:52 PM (lKmt3)

511 You hear it a lot because it's true.

Posted by: Maritime at May 15, 2018 02:52 PM (lKmt3)


I think I hear it alot because it's convenient.

It reminds me of those vague accusations like "unprofessional" - short code for "I just don't like what you're doing" ?

But again - who here lived in this Grand Age of Social Responsibility ? I'd like to hear it.

My Old Man graduated in '72. He's 63. They partied. A lot. And did not give a flying fuck about all these Socially Responsible behaviors that so many Moralists around here claim were all the rage.

Every person I ever talk to tells similar stories about being a young adult in the seventies.

So ... tell me. When did this GrassRoots Conservative Era of People Flying Right go down ? And better yet - how old were any of you that supposedly lived through it ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 02:58 PM (fiGNd)

512 13 year old me would have been stoked, and I'd have kept my mouth shut and figured out any way possible to keep it going for as long as possible. She's clearly crazy, but a real looker.

37 year old me (if I had a 13 year old son) would be furious and disgusted, and I would react the same way as I would if it were a male teacher doing things to a 13 year old daughter.

It is disgusting and not normal. She needs to be locked up.

Posted by: garagelogician at May 15, 2018 02:59 PM (gkVPH)

513 I think its kind of obvious that this is happening a lot more now than in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)


It's more obvious it's happening, but we don't know if it's happening more. Before cell phones the teacher would have denied it, and in the absence of proof the whole thing would have been chalked up to the overactive imagination of a teenage boy. Probably by his parents, long before it got to the cops.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 15, 2018 03:06 PM (h2Bdk)

514 This happens far more often than school shootings. When will there be a heavily funded, anti-teacher #MeToo-type campaign, fronted by George Clooney and the Teachers' Unions? (Or are they too busy railing against Betsy DeVos?)

Posted by: red speck at May 15, 2018 03:09 PM (6Krd7)

515


There were rumors in my HS that one of the football players hooked up with a younger teacher, and that one of the more flamboyant teachers was a predator on young boys.

Who the hell knows.

I do recall in 8th grade a fresh faced teacher right out of school was definitely flirty with the football players and showed off some of her cleavage frequently...and she also didn't last very long.

Looking back, I could definitely see her going after those guys.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 15, 2018 03:18 PM (gCv3A)

516 387 Did the chorus of voices start saying "Way to go kid!" "Where were these teachers when I was a kid?" and "Boy, she's hot!"


The woman is a pedophile. She should be brought to trial. The parents ought to sue her and she should NEBER ever have a role teaching kids again. It is never o.k. for an adult to have sex with an underage kid.If I teacher had blown my kid while he was a student I would have knocked their teeth down their throat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Mmmm. Gum jobs.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 15, 2018 03:32 PM (kfcYC)

517
Not only did the hubby get cucked, he got cucked by a 13 year old man-child. Cucked in the ass.

Also, she was working on another of the 13 year old man-child. Doesn't say that he cucked the hubby, but dude: your wife will slut it around for any 13 year old stiffy.

If you can't fathom lacing up your steel-toed boots, sticking the tip of said boot into the crack of her ass and kicking her directly to the curb, you're a cuck.

Oh she has magical lips and a platinum vajayjay.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 15, 2018 03:35 PM (1hM1d)

518 "You're the wind beneath my thing."

Posted by: Scar at May 15, 2018 03:37 PM (Axzal)

519 Brittany much prettier in her mugshot than in her whore selfies.

Posted by: gp at May 15, 2018 04:14 PM (mk9aG)

520 I was 13 for a whole year! They won't no teachers like this one back then.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2018 05:29 PM (zLDYs)

521 Cuckolded by a 13 year old. How do you come back from that?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 16, 2018 06:00 AM (3ufaJ)

522 Does it matter, liberals and teachers booted God out of the classrooms ?

Posted by: ron n. at May 16, 2018 11:00 PM (MBrFx)

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