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Piero della Francesca
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (Co0D0)
Nice Jewish boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:24 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:24 AM (WDCYi)
Nice Jewish boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2018 09:23 AM (VM6ev)
With a Jewish mama who looked after her boy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:24 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Very static and perspective still wasn't quite understood.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:24 AM (ALeMO)
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:25 AM (953wK)
Posted by: SJWs at May 14, 2018 09:26 AM (NC/k6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:26 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:26 AM (953wK)
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2018 09:26 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (ogx3H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (Enq6K)
He answered questions with questions
He went into the family business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He thought his mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Tami
Is the Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy there?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (V2Yro)
It was kinda long; I won't repeat it. #462 in the Morning Report if you can't live without my rant.
acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=375232#c28850810
And all the people in that painting look awfully pale.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (ALeMO)
"Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis."
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (ogx3H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)
The painter ran out of flesh tone paint.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:28 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:29 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:29 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:29 AM (hLRSq)
"embassy eruption: israel kills dozens"
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (H80UQ)
He answered questions with questions
He went into the family business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He thought his mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (LiyEm)
Walking on water was kind of easier back then, I have to admit.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (ALeMO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)
In other words, Monday.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:29 AM (3dsTO)
Right? That's a standing call isn't it? Do they have to keep repeating it.
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2018 09:31 AM (Enq6K)
https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/995992552464625665
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:31 AM (hMwEB)
He answered questions with questions
He went into the family business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He thought his mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:27 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:31 AM (WDCYi)
I don't know what to think about JtB kicking back his left leg.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (VzbI
He has plantar facsiitis
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2018 09:32 AM (sjdRT)
Even put the trees right up front so AASI will approve.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 14, 2018 09:32 AM (AM1GF)
Whatever that means.
I hope they brought a lot of snacks.
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:32 AM (ogx3H)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:33 AM (LiyEm)
38 Old joke - How do we know Jesus was Jewish ItalianGreek:
So there's kind of a Mediterranean thing going on then?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:33 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:33 AM (bUjCl)
http : // thefederalist . com /2018/05/14/right-require-businesses-offer-parent-leave
Posted by: DocJ at May 14, 2018 09:33 AM (NYS7S)
Chuck Knoll is mort?
Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (a6O80)
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (953wK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)
https://youtu.be/EIf51ng0HhE
Posted by: Emalachi at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (u9BCh)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:30 AM (H80UQ)
It's the bugs and honey.....you're never hungry.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (aYMqS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: John T. Baptist at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (jp0Bv)
++++
Top UN nuclear official abruptly resigns | TheHill
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UNEXPECTEDLY !!
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (y3aQB)
______________________________________
Loves trumps. . . oh, nevermind!
Posted by: Pope Francis the Atheist at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (Co0D0)
What will Frankie Hollywood do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Relax?
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (953wK)
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (a6O80)
Chuck Knox
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (ogx3H)
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Top UN nuclear official abruptly resigns | TheHill
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UNEXPECTEDLY !!
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (y3aQB)
lol - those docs from iran...
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (ATVNj)
Whatever that means.
I hope they brought a lot of snacks.
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:32 AM (ogx3H)
News Flash: No one cares about the Palestinians. The Americans have ceased to fake caring about the Palestinians.
Time for a new playbook as you are running out of options.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (hLRSq)
Color me spectacularly not surprised.
Posted by: DocJ at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (3dsTO)
What will Frankie Hollywood do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Relax?
Posted by: filbert at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (953wK)
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What will Frankie Hollywood do?
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RELAX?
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:36 AM (y3aQB)
The horde will jump on a softball like Babe Ruth .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (CPk08)
One of the Luminous Mysteries of the Rosary. Said on Thursdays.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (aYMqS)
One of those new-fangled mysteries...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cicero
The Ladies Aid are saying they don't have enough for everybody.
Just wait until Jesus gets there
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)
Chuck Knoll is mort?
Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (a6O80)
Chuck Knox is recently passed. Chuck Knoll is still dead.
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (mtfdF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:37 AM (VzbI
Well, except for the one eating Songbird McPlanecrash's brain.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:39 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:39 AM (3dsTO)
He answered questions with questions
He went into the family business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He thought his mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
Posted by: runner
Posted by: Hikaru
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2018 09:39 AM (RkYsP)
The Ladies Aid are saying they don't have enough for everybody.
Just wait until Jesus gets there
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)
Jesus is Lord, but he was also a good man to have at a party.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (r9UYA)
Actually, that doesn't sound that much worse than some of the 70s ideas...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (mtfdF)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:39 AM (3dsTO)
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He's doing a great job.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4)
Whatever that means.
I hope they brought a lot of snacks.
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:32 AM (ogx3H)
If at first you don't succeed, try until nobody gives two shits whatsoever! This is our motto, and with it we will win back the abject domestic squalor, ignorance, political corruption and small scale violence of our glorious heritage.
Posted by: Khaled Mashal at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (CPk08)
Pasty Jesus is gonna flay all you disrespectful Morons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 09:40 AM (XWkhW)
I bet he could play jenga.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:41 AM (hMwEB)
What will Frankie Hollywood do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Relax?
Posted by: filbert
Don't do it...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2018 09:41 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:41 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:39 AM (3dsTO)
He was also instrumental in getting the Prison reform bill passed. Admittedly I don't know if that is good or bad since I haven't read it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:41 AM (VzbI8)
Not to worry. Not like someone could lose their head over something like this.
Posted by: John the Baptist at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (ogx3H)
My impression is that a lot of the available housing stock is being bought by foreign investors; Chinese, Saudis, Nigerians.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
+++++
His Record Proves Robert Mueller The Clown Prince Of Law Enforcement
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: John the Baptist
Have you heard about the new taste treat?
Manna
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:41 AM (VzbI
Reform is always good. Shit needs to get reformed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (ga0eq)
______________________________________
I want to see liberal sky screamers.
And Islamic Rage Boy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: John the Baptist
Have you heard about the new taste treat?
Manna
Pass the salt?
Posted by: Lot's Wife at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:43 AM (ga0eq)
Remember when there were Reform Schools?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (m45I2)
You're going to turn your flesh to crackers?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (WDCYi)
Why is this even controversial?
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (ogx3H0
Because Jerusalem is the eternal capital of our failed state which doesn't exist yet!
Posted by: Khaled Mashal at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (CPk08)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/296689/
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (LiyEm)
And Islamic Rage Boy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Also TrigglyPuff. Whatever happened to that flapping wad of goo?
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (ogx3H)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (ogx3H)
Sometimes it is good to laugh in public.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 09:46 AM (CPk08)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/296689/
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:44 AM (LiyEm)
The only surprise is that it's not Vox.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:46 AM (WDCYi)
She'll be screaming her report on Fox later today.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire!
Did she think it was Skype?
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:45 AM (fA1SL)
Ree-form Madness?
Smoke it if ya got it?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (WDCYi)
...Dunkin' Donuts, of course!
******
And yes, the donuts will have sprinkles!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Captain Ahab found his white whale?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ALeMO)
***
Re: all the tips on Colonial era stuff in NYC. I like all the tips (native NYr here - also a history buff). To add to it - Bowling
Green is nice to take in as the park there is where King George's Statue
was torn down (to melt into musket balls and stuff!). Start with a stroll past Nathan Hale's statue next to
City Hall and see City Hall Park, walk down Broadway to Trinity Church and
pay respects to Alexander Hamilton's remains ( and see the church, it's
nice) make a brief side trip to see where Washington was sworn in on
Wall Street and then stroll past Bowling green and make a right to see
Castle Clinton. Finish up with a trip on the Staten Island Ferry (It's
free!) to see the Harbor and the Statue of Liberty (if the Staten Island
Yankees are playing you c an even take in a ball game right on the
other side with Manhattan as a backdrop! WITHOUT paying an arm and a
leg). after the return trip - get off the Ferry and walk up to Fraunces
Tavern and have a beer where Washington said farewell to his officers,
aides and adjutants.Another nice trip is to pop
uptown to the Grange - Alexander Hamilton's residence (141st street on
the West Side). And for other History afficianados - Teddy Roosevelt's (you know, the good Roosevelt)
birthplace is also up on the east side - in the 20s
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Marcus T, Suppressing fire! at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (ogx3H)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (0bRDi)
Blackface?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (lwiT4)
too bad he wasn't tried by a jury of Morons
(delete newline after to-)
http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/nurse-set-off-alarm-to-
see-colleagues-breasts-bounce/
" A senior nurse set off an emergency alarm on the ward so he could watch a colleague's breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor, a disciplinary tribunal heard. Aaron Kibaja was manager on the dementia ward at the Highbury Hospital in Nottingham and acted inappropriately to four women between 2012 and 2016, it is claimed. In 2012, Kibaja pulled the alarm when there was no emergency and simulated breasts bouncing with his hands as his panicked colleague dashed..."
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2018 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
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Not surprised by the Nigerians, what with all the deposed princes with scads of money lying around.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (6MGQC)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ahrt critiquish at May 14, 2018 09:48 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:49 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:49 AM (hMwEB)
Hannity said he was going too, I believe?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:50 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ICWiF)
Yeah government approved surgery. Some 'choice' huh?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ALeMO)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ICWiF)
"You may not hate Muslims but Muslims definitely hate you!"
The GOP guy had brought up his relationship to the Muslim Brotherhood.
http://tinyurl.com/y9pmpn6l
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ICWiF)
keep your day job...
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
Man, SNL blows bags of dicks. Watching the clips from the other night
that Youtube keeps insisting I want to watch. Amy Schooner, blech. When
she's not stealing jokes she's not funny.
That sort of husky, older black guy is funny though. He's like the
only one. He's funny just in reaction shots, without saying anything.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 09:19 AM (3dsTO)
I have asked this here at AoS before I think, but I forget the answer.
Why do so many people hate Israel/Jews with such a passion. I just don't get it? By all lefty standards they should be a SJW fave cause of their perennial status as bigots scapegoat-punching bag.
It's funny how they don't see themselves as kindred spirits to white supremacists who hate Jews too.
Their hatred Venn diagram is confusing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (ymnmz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDIcRywXlI
Posted by: ro-man at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 09:52 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:52 AM (VzbI8)
When a friend was in Paris, he met a girl whose name was (pronounced) on-yay. He got her address and went to look her up, but took a while to find her in the listings until he realized the name was "Agnes."
Oh, Agnus, not Agnes. Never miiind.
Good beef cattle, those. It's all my neighbor raises.
Posted by: mindful webworker channeling Rosannadanna at May 14, 2018 09:52 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (fA1SL)
"You may not hate Muslims but Muslims definitely hate you!"
The GOP guy had brought up his relationship to the Muslim Brotherhood.
http://tinyurl.com/y9pmpn6l
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (J70i0)
It's good to have that sort of thing out in the open, isn't it?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (0bRDi)
CNN is focusing on the 41 killed instead....The DEADLIEST DAY in 7 weeks for the Palis
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
My in laws live in Bensonhurst and after 30 years of my having not much to do sometimes except go watch the old men play Bocci ball near the water, I happened to discover an ancient Dutch church replete with graveyard in the vicinity. That's my next "walking around" destination.
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (ymnmz)
Jealousy.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: John the Baptist at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: booknlass at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4)
Also TrigglyPuff. Whatever happened to that flapping wad of goo?
Captain Ahab found his white whale?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ALeMO)
The flapping wad of goo makes daily appearances on the Lido deck at noon.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Tami
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Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
Excuse me heh Just quoting Bibi..
https://tinyurl.com/yb8fax8f
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (LiyEm)
Another Handmaid's Tale projection redo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
9 And it came to pass in those days, that Jesus came from Nazareth of Galilee, and was baptized of John in Jordan.
10 And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him
Hard to reconcile "came up out of the water" with this depiction here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)
I wonder if he was one of the Bedfordshire Kibajas?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hLRSq)
At this rate the Palestinians will run out of prop teddy bears in a matter of weeks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 09:56 AM (ga0eq)
Victims that unilaterally declare "Screw this. We are not victims, not now, not ever, and it's none of your business, and it never will be, fuck you very much. Want to go to lunch?" don't get a lot of SJW cred.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 09:56 AM (CPk08)
Hard to reconcile "came up out of the water" with this depiction here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)
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Indeed.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)
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Dude, we already know 32 feet per second per second.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I still might have some left over
Posted by: Glenn Beck at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hLRSq)
who are they?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (m7LQK)
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Since finding out that my grandpa was Jewish, I wanna know too.
Why?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (hMwEB)
https://tinyurl.com/yb8fax8f
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 09:55 AM (ICWiF)
you are quoting the Washington Post, not the same
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (bUjCl)
CNN is focusing on the 41 killed instead....The DEADLIEST DAY in 7 weeks for the Palis
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
White House direct link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H7Hh5tn2wQ
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 09:59 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
1. Telephone.
2. Tell a woman.
3. Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Scheckie Green at May 14, 2018 09:59 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:00 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep.
Did anyone get stoned?
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (FZYNt)
Just hope that lifestyle doesn't make you cross.
♰
Posted by: mindful webworker and the baptism of mud at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (qBbz7)
Why?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (hMwEB)
Two books for you:
David Nirenberg's Anti-Judaism amd Telushkin and Prager's Why the Jews: The Reason for Antisemitism
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (F5+ro)
it's part of the Angelic Conflict. They are motivated by Lucifer, who is trying to destroy the Jews to make the Eternal God a liar and unable to keep his covenants with them, because they're all gone.
it won't work, but they are desparate
Posted by: booknlass at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (uJ09Y)
you are quoting the Washington Post, not the same
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (bUjCl)
heh heh yeah you must be a Dallas fan lmao
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H7Hh5tn2wQ
Posted by: m
Thanks. I've been watching on Fox. Just wondered how all of the Fair and Balanced and This is a Watermelon stations were up to.
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (0bRDi)
https://tinyurl.com/y73mwxq9
Mitt is all butthurt because Jeffress thinks Mormonism is not Christian - a pretty standard view. This despite the fact that Jeffress supported Romney in '12 (he, like most here, thinks the President is just the President, not our spiritual leader). Romney is an ungrateful spoiler.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:57 AM (hMwEB)
It is an old joke, where in England people in the gentry would wonder if 'Such and so" who they heard about was related to a gentry family from This County or That County.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)
Time for the Sign Language Guy?
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (7HtZB)
David Nirenberg's Anti-Judaism amd Telushkin and Prager's Why the Jews: The Reason for Antisemitism
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (CPk0
Thank you.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (ZQfW9)
bigot" who should not have led prayers at the opening of the Jerusalem
embassy.
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oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)
Oh, well, I just described most of the cast of The Greatest Story Ever Told. Shows how good the casting was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (VeiQZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (hLRSq)
oh, got it
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (ICWiF)
The Blackhawks.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ZQfW9)
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Did Rob Halpern hit all his notes?
Morn' ya'll
Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (xqfqx)
If anyone thinks that Obama was unaffected by the Rev socialist Wright and Calypso Louie, he was not.
There is a school of thought that imagines the "joos" stirring up the race issues with blacks to further socialism/themselves and then the blacks noticing they were being used. My guess is that the cash started flowing into the left from the islamists, that Europe replaced its population with islamists as part of the anti-western socialist decline, and that jews have been associated with "banks" ie capitalism since forever.
If you view the left through the lens of a desire to bring down western civilization as its primary goal, the hatred of Israel makes sense. Otherwise, it does not.
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (ahV/f)
Dude, that's not the kind of thing you admit out loud.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)
When people try to force "Mandela Effect" stuff, I feel like I'm being gaslighted.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: booknlass at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (uJ09Y)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (ICWiF)
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True.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
Micah 7:8
8 Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD shall be a light unto me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (3dsTO)
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Since finding out that my grandpa was Jewish, I wanna know too.
Why?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:58 AM (hMwEB)
Oh, it's a hold over from pre-communism / modern day leftism days.
The European aristocracy never liked the Ashkenazim for various reasons, but mainly for the professed ones -- the Ashkenazi often spoke a different language, were education focused in their own families and thus were often upper middle class, they largely didn't assimilate and of course, some cultures were offended by the Ashkenazi culture, especially the humor and lack of deference.
tl;dr -- Jews have been unpopular in Europe since the Ashkenazi first showed up in Europe however many thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2018 09:26 AM (Enq6K)
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As in the hallelujah chorus sort of hallelujah or Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah?
Because Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is one of the coldest, most bitter, heretical, sexually explicit songs I know of.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
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Really. Huh.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
bigot" who should not have led prayers at the opening of the Jerusalem
embassy.
====================
oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)
What a great retort.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (0bRDi)
Hit says so in the BIIIII-buhl-uh!
"and the one who shall seek thy knowest NOT the way of the Salvidor-uh"
Posted by: Air Blower TV Preacher at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (ln5wD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (ga0eq)
We need a little feller even smaller than their little feller.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:07 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
Who invited her?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 10:07 AM (ga0eq)
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So that's why I was born a smart-aleck.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (xU7mE)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
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Really. Huh.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
Or a lookalike; I could be wrong on some of these i.d.s.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 10:09 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 10:09 AM (3dsTO)
So's Antisemitism.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:09 AM (iv0p7)
welcome to monday
Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (sGtp+)
Interesting.
Palestinians are blameless. Wow.
Not unlike "Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation Triggers Deadly Protests."
Or "Martin Luther King's Call for Freedom Triggers Deadly Protests."
Or "Jewish Opposition to Nazis Triggers Deadly Protests."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (ATVNj)
thanks! my librray has both, putting them on hold
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
Thought she was dead.
Posted by: Richard Morris at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (fA1SL)
The weird thing to me is just that it seems like some people _want_ to "Mandela Effect" as many things as they can.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (fA1SL)
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Coffee and cigarette will fix this.
Posted by: Gumby at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (2LelM)
I have always thought that meant up onto the bank. Is there more context in the Greek version?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (xU7mE)
ok, your Sunday sucked more than mine
Happy birthday!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ISIS-DNC, LLC, an Islamofascist/Progressive Joint Venture at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (XcgmW)
That was mostly to do with the mistaken confusion about "usury." Usury is the application of unfair interest but, in the middle ages any interest was considered "usury." However, since the jews were the only ones lending money a high interest rate to the King--who was a great risk---wasn't out of bounds. People tend to hate those they owe. Even in our own tradition we have westerns where the evil bank forecloses on the poor widow for non-payment, although it's just really a business transaction. It goes back to expecting money for nothing. My millennial is outraged by the interest on his car loan. I keep trying to explain to him how you BUY the use of money when you want it, it's not a give-a-way.
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 14, 2018 10:12 AM (9iLHi)
______________________________________
Who?
Never heard of him.
I hate when obscure zealots attack Pastor Jeffress.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:12 AM (ATVNj)
It starts slowly at first. Then - boom!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:12 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:12 AM (k78wL)
Hit says so in the BIIIII-buhl-uh!
"and the one who shall seek thy knowest NOT the way of the Salvidor-uh"
Posted by: Air Blower TV Preacher at May 14, 2018 10:06 AM (ln5wD)
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I'm no theologian, but I think Christ would respond with something like "Do not be so beholden to the form that you forget the purpose."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (hLRSq)
Washington Post Headline: "Trump's embassy move has triggered deadly protests."
Interesting.
Palestinians are blameless. Wow.
Not unlike "Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation Triggers Deadly Protests."
Or "Martin Luther King's Call for Freedom Triggers Deadly Protests."
Or "Jewish Opposition to Nazis Triggers Deadly Protests."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (ATVNj)
I like how an unproven assertion is the headline.
The press is on the other side.
Everything triggers Palestinian "protests"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)
Who invited her?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 10:07 AM (ga0eq)
I must be wrong on that. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Dead-ringer.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (0bRDi)
It's certainly not Athanasian.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (lwiT4)
(delete newline after content/)
http://www.smartmobilephonesolutions.com/content/
using-alcohol-phone-dropped-in-water
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (hMwEB)
Muldoon: When I retire I want to strive to be more like Jesus. I'm gonna loaf, and I'm gonna fish.
Just hope that lifestyle doesn't make you cross.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the baptism of mud at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (qBbz7)
That pun.... you nailed it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Cosby BeBop at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (jVoG5)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (k78wL)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Comicus at May 14, 2018 10:15 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:15 AM (k78wL)
34 And now for a little musical interlude on vuvuzela and piano.
Not Yankovic's Trio for Ukulele, Accordion and Vuvuzela?
Disappointing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2018 10:15 AM (pNxlR)
Hah. Jesus didn't even speak English.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ga0eq)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ahV/f)
with something like "Do not be so beholden to the form that you forget
the purpose."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (hLRSq)
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Very well put. I don't think the manner of baptism is particularly critical, although it should always be by immersion.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 09:29 AM (hLRSq)
...
It's not depicting the Jordan, per se. It's the river flowing from Jesus.
It's very interesting to read John 4 (springs of living water) knowing that he's sitting at the well Jacob dug (the third one--the first two were stolen from him) and Jeremiah (2:13) which refers also to living water and the digging of broken wells.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (yL25O)
@votermom - even if it went through the whole cycle? I'll certainly try it. Also I wanted to tell you earlier to go get yourself vitamin C and high dose it - ascorbic acid. I'm one of those weird people who believes it cures everything (it does).
I tried posting earlier but my phone doesn't like posting here... Now that it's dead I'm actually on the computer...
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (Phln5)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:15 AM (k78wL)
can't hurt
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (k78wL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)
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The lesson I learned from Trayvon Martin was that if a protected class member feels disrespect, it is entirely in his right to beat the offending party to a pulp.
It's in the "dis" clause of the 14th Amendment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 10:17 AM (n9gGi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:11 AM (ahV/f)
It's a rental payment. You rented the money (property) and you have to return it with the rental fee.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:17 AM (hLRSq)
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Muldoon: When I retire I want to strive to be more like Jesus. I'm gonna loaf, and I'm gonna fish.
Just hope that lifestyle doesn't make you cross.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the baptism of mud at May 14, 2018 10:01 AM (qBbz7)
That pun.... you nailed it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (XWkhW)
All this is side-piercingly painful.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2018 10:17 AM (pNxlR)
The Visigoths
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:04 AM (bUjCl)
Did you see the Aussie Rugby player the Eagles drafted as a walk on..
https://tinyurl.com/yaplmx72
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 14, 2018 10:17 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (QQ+il)
RECLAIMING MY TIME-RECLAIMING MY TIME
RECLAIMING MY TIME-RECLAIMING MY TIME
RECLAIMING MY TIME-RECLAIMING MY TIME
RECLAIMING MY TIME-RECLAIMING MY TIME
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (mPeei)
Hard to reconcile "came up out of the water" with this depiction here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Not necessarily. I'm standing in a shallow stream. I climb up on the shore. I came up out of the water. (Of course, how many potentially distorting translation layers are we dealing with here?)
What we know: He got in. He got wet. He got out.
I always liked how and why John hesitated. And that Jesus said, gotta do this for full righteousness, cousin.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the baptism of glitter at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (fA1SL)
Theology means nothing to me ... I'm operating on the Would I Want You As A Neighbor Policy.
A few Self-Professed Mormons on this board that seem to be fine potential neighbors. Not a problem.
Mitt Romney is not one of them - and has not been for some time. Mitt seems like the type more than happy to fuck you over ... as long as its legal.
Lawful Neutral - if you will.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:20 AM (fiGNd)
We've been diverted to Hati, which the floppy one assures us is Not a Shithole.
The lower decks ARE shitholes because the Conservatives United Captain by Kristol Seaman (CUCKS) have decided that cleaning is beneath them so when a toilet clogs, it stays clogged.
And it's happening more and more often because the only "food" left are bags of Kaboom cereal and sugar free gummy bears. This evenings #resistance#resistance meeting will be a struggle.
Day: 21
No one has seen the Men in days except one poor soul who kicked down a door and ran screaming down the hall. Just before he threw himself overboard he screeched "Never consent to the Washington Consensus "
He landed right in the propeller and became man-chum. Which we fear the floppy one is doing to the other men. But sexually.
Now the propeller has stoped and sharks are circling the blood soaked water. Jonah Goldberg came out and assured us that "The greatest technical Conservative minds in the world are fixing the engine with help from our friends in the Hatian Navy"
We're doomed.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Boat People at May 14, 2018 10:20 AM (EZSQ8)
I dunno, read the whole post first.
It says 99% isopropyl alcohol, not the usual rubbing alcohol.
you may have to order online
put your phone in raw rice in the meantime (remove the battery etc and put them all in)
thanks for the vit C suggestion
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 10:14 AM (XWkhW)
Dude. Too soon.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
most likely evolved from the ritual of mikvveh :
"Mikveh or mikvah mikva'ot or (Yiddish) mikves, lit. "a collection") is a bath used for the purpose of ritual immersion in Judaism. In the Hebrew Bible, the word is employed in its broader sense but generally means a collection of water. Several biblical regulations specify that full immersion in water is required to regain ritual purity after ritually impure incidents have occurred."
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (bUjCl)
Otherwise just get it fixed or replaced at the shop.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (hMwEB)
I think Mitt has a point. Jeffress seems to like calling everything but his specific brand of Southern Baptist belief a corruption and that everyone's going to hell.
I'd be very curious where specifically in the Bible he finds this "doctrine":
"God sends good people to Hell." --Pastor Jeffress
Revelation 21:8 has a pretty good list of who goes to hell. I'm not sure how you could be on that list and be called "good".
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (iv0p7)
On Maundy Thursday, he proclaimed wine to be his blood.
On the cross, his pierced side produced water, not blood.
Water to wine. Wine to blood. Blood to water.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
I can think of several folks that I'd like to help out with some immersion.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (fA1SL)
http://www.thedailygouge.com/
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (bUjCl)
What ritually impute incident are you alledging that Jesus was involved in?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:10 AM (ATVNj)
The thing is, the Palis always have violent protests on May 14. They would be doing the same thing even without the embassy moving.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)
what part about evolving from a Jewish ritual was not clear to you ?
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:24 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (fA1SL)
Meh ... I'm just gonna' ride that spirit animal for eternity that you told me about during an ONT.
Downer ... my spirit animal is probably a six-legged asshole.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:24 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2018 10:16 AM (Phln5)
He was a great bartender...made a mean mojito, too.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2018 10:24 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:21 AM (bUjCl)
So you got to wash that man/woman right out of your hair? After the Samson Incident I can understand .
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:24 AM (hLRSq)
http://karashall.blogspot.com/2011/08/battle-of-antietam.html
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)
That time he sassed Mary & Joseph at the Temple...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:25 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Richard Morris at May 14, 2018 10:25 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (ATVNj)
You could make whiskey with my blood. I even wrote a song about it.
Posted by: St. George Jones at May 14, 2018 10:25 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:26 AM (k78wL)
"God sends good people to Hell." --Pastor Jeffress
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See: Gospels. Also Paul, Letters of.
It's not what we can do for God. It's what Christ has done for us. If we could get to heaven on our own goodness, why did Christ have to die?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:27 AM (lwiT4)
Yes, most likely. Almost all the Church's rites are first found in the jewish rites. Salvation history and all that...
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:26 AM (k78wL)
He didn't? What was the whole "you should be the one doing this to me" line them?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:27 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (QQ+il)
Water has to touch everything, even the soles of the feet.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:27 AM (CPk08)
You're misinformed.
Here's the manual that includes the rite of baptism. It includes the specific prayer that's spoken as part of the baptism:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/k8b8d3l
The prayer goes:
States the person's full name and says, "Having been commissioned of Jesus Christ, I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen."
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:28 AM (iv0p7)
I'm sorry, while this comment may be factually correct and even-handed, you are insufficiently offended by the innocent suggestion in the original comment, so I will have to reject it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2018 10:28 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:30 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k78wL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I take offense to all this taking offense over people not taking offense about...holy $#!+, this being offended is exhausting...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (ahV/f)
++++
Top UN nuclear official abruptly resigns | TheHill
++++
UNEXPECTEDLY !!
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 09:35 AM (y3aQB)
He must know he's on the list of names that Iran's threatening to release.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mk7Bj)
That time he sassed Mary & Joseph at the Temple...
Posted by: @votermom
So much for honoring thy mother & father....
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2018 10:32 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Err...........I'm offended?
Is that right?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:32 AM (CPk08)
The reason I ask is because to justify shooting people on the other side of the fence seems to require one of the following, people attacking the fence or the people beyond it or people crossing the border and moving towards the fence. Some of the videos show people walking with the fence in the distance. Now, I know things can be staged. However, unless they had crossed the border, that wouldn't seem to be a just shooting.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 14, 2018 10:32 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:34 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 14, 2018 10:34 AM (xBSm0)
I think Mitt has a point. Jeffress seems to like calling everything but his specific brand of Southern Baptist belief a corruption and that everyone's going to hell.
I'd be very curious where specifically in the Bible he finds this "doctrine":
"God sends good people to Hell." --Pastor Jeffress
Revelation 21:8 has a pretty good list of who goes to hell. I'm not sure how you could be on that list and be called "good".
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:22 AM (iv0p7)
One of the more religious types back when I was in high school was the same way. He was "hellfire-and-brimstone" towards anyone who wasn't the exact same denomination as he was and said anybody who didn't believe exactly what he did was mocking God by "rejecting" the Truth.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (y3aQB)
Is that right?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:32 AM (CPk0
Well I am....and too fat for the roller coaster, too.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
Jeffress' list of people going to hell includes people who accept Christ, are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, who petition Christ for forgiveness and go through the process of repentance regularly, etc.
His "doctrine" is not biblical at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (WFV7d)
Why do you think Kerry is meeting with them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:36 AM (hLRSq)
I'm sorry, while this comment may be factually correct and even-handed, you are insufficiently offended by the innocent suggestion in the original comment, so I will have to reject it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2018 10:28 AM (wYseH)
There needs to be an official flowchart detailing who can (or must) be offended (or not) about what.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:36 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hMwEB)
There is not a true invocation of the Trinity because the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, according to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, are not the three persons in which subsists the one Godhead, but three gods who form one divinity. One is different from the other, even though they exist in perfect harmony (Joseph F. Smith, ed., Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith Salt Lake City: Desert Book, 1976, p. 372).
The formula does not invoke the Trinity, but invokes 3 gods.
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:37 AM (ahV/f)
people who accept Christ, are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, who
petition Christ for forgiveness and go through the process of repentance
regularly, etc.
His "doctrine" is not biblical at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:35 AM (iv0p7)
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Ahh, I did not know that. I'll have to read up. Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:37 AM (lwiT4)
Ramadan 2018 starts Wednesday.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2018 10:37 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
people who accept Christ, are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, who
petition Christ for forgiveness and go through the process of repentance
regularly, etc."
He can say I am going to Hell all he wants so long as he does not try to send me there early.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:39 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 14, 2018 10:39 AM (xBSm0)
people who accept Christ, are baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, who
petition Christ for forgiveness and go through the process of repentance
regularly, etc.
His "doctrine" is not biblical at all.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Where is this list? I've only listened to a few of his sermons but never got that from them.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Schneiderman's Liquor Distributor at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (EZSQ8)
yes >> f*ck off
no >> f*ck off
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
Now I'm offended.
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (+lOpA)
Wanna' fight about it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)
As a practical matter - it's enough to offer your rams at the new moon. We all know this.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ahV/f)
Messiah ? yes.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 14, 2018 10:39 AM (xBSm0)
The Gospel according to Jim Morrison
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (hMwEB)
The reason I ask is because to justify shooting people on the other side of the fence seems to require one of the following, people attacking the fence or the people beyond it or people crossing the border and moving towards the fence. Some of the videos show people walking with the fence in the distance. Now, I know things can be staged. However, unless they had crossed the border, that wouldn't seem to be a just shooting.
The barrier runs along the armistice line, but it isn't a simple barrier. In many areas, it is two fences, with an access road between them, and another road just on the Israeli side. The inner fence runs just outside the armistice line.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (CPk08)
After I got over the fluorescent white (why is an Italian depicting filthy Scandi/dirty Irish?), my eye was actually drawn to the background and some man in a weird red headdress. Reminded me of Jesus Christ Superstar and their spare background with huge hats. Wonder if that is where the costumers got their ideas?
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)
He must know he's on the list of names that Iran's threatening to release.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:31 AM (WFV7d)
Why do you think Kerry is meeting with them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:36 AM (hLRSq)
All these D-Bags are always saying The Deal was totes awesome, but nobody ever says what was in the deal that was totes awesome and how it best represented US interests. Its always the broad assertion that it prevents the Iranians from getting nuclear weapons.
OK.
How?
Describe the process and tell me how its enforced and what the sanctions for noncompliance are.
Then show me it's all in place an operating.
Ohhhhh, you want me to take your word, Horseface?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2018 10:43 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:43 AM (lwiT4)
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
Posted by: Emo Phillips at May 14, 2018 10:43 AM (QQ+il)
This. It's aggravating the way people seem to misunderstand the concept of interest. I started getting interested in economics and investing from an early age so I got it pretty quickly, but it's just not something people think is reasonable, at least until it benefits them. Hence all of those old adages about not loaning money to friends and family- if you want to give your friends and family money, gift it. Never loan it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 10:44 AM (JfhZV)
CNN
@CNN
US set to break with tradition and open embassy in Jerusalem
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)
And by "break with Tradition" we mean keep his promise unlike other weasel Presidents.
Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2018 10:44 AM (G0vdT)
ADULT ACTRESS: I Was Assaulted on Stormy Daniels Porn Set. She Did Nothing...
I guess the camera wasn't on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
**snort** lol
I'm non-denominational for the record but my pastor comes from a Southern Baptist background.
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 14, 2018 10:45 AM (9iLHi)
It would take considerable effort on my part to care less about the tender sensibilities of the Palis at this time.
They can stew in their vile miasma until they die out and cease polluting the atmosphere.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 14, 2018 10:46 AM (S/hVx)
US set to break with tradition and open embassy in Jerusalem "
US breaks with well known Central European tradition, as established from 1933 - 1945.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 10:46 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I spread goat entrails on the keyboard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:46 AM (RwYr/)
Wanna' fight about it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd)
No, no, you're supposed to be warm and friendly, THEN shank them in the lung while approaching, when they don't expect it.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:46 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 09:52 AM (hMwEB)
Turn 'em into trannies so they will eventually suicide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:47 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:47 AM (QQ+il)
this is why circumcision should only be attempted by a well trained model. also, your schmeckle should be no smaller than that of an eight day old baby
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:47 AM (k78wL)
The denominational doctrinal denouncement discussions remind me of that joke about the walled-off part of Heaven.
Stopped, 'cause you heard that one, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - they think they're the only ones here at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (qBbz7)
Yes, we don't believe in the Nicene Creed. Given how many of the people at the Council of Nicea voted against it, and the fact that Jesus wasn't there to approve of it, I don't see how it's the bright line that separates Christian from non-Christian.
Jesus defines who is Christian, not a bunch of academics voting on doctrine.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (iv0p7)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2rbes7
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
I imagine this tanks northeast area casinos even more, right? They were already hurting (AC anyway) and now that anyone can gamble on sports anywhere, that's one less reason to go to a casino?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (k78wL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)
I wonder why they are meeting with him. Do they think he's in government still?
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:40 AM (fiGNd)
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No, no, you're supposed to be warm and friendly, THEN shank them in the lung while approaching, when they don't expect it.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:46 AM (WDCYi)
See ... this is the problem. I'm such an accomplished SocioPath - I'm ACTUALLY TAKING ON THE PERSONALITY I INVENTED !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (fiGNd)
ADULT ACTRESS: I Was Assaulted on Stormy Daniels Porn Set. She Did Nothing...
I guess the camera wasn't on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
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I saw that this morning.
My first thought: Who's trying to get rid of Stormy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (9kfJR)
I wonder why they are meeting with him. Do they think he's in government still?
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (FJXGr)
Hey. That's a good question. ???
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (+lOpA)
Wanna' fight about it ?
-
Go al Queda on his ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Why do you think Kerry is meeting with them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Probably just a chance meeting. Likely they just talked about their grandchildren and such.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (fiGNd)
When you forget to spring the Betrayal Trap, you completely lose the plot!
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (WDCYi)
Why do you think Kerry is meeting with them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Probably just a chance meeting. Likely they just talked about their grandchildren and such.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (RwYr/)
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Yoga.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:43 AM (lwiT4)
Does that mean we will never get a new thread?
Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (fA1SL)
Until then I'm just doing minor maintenance.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (CoKlX)
And the next day, The Mayor was forced to place the Commissioner on paid administrative leave while the process works out.
And in the meanwhile, the Mayor was then required to name an acting Commissioner during the interim.
And about that...
http://tinyurl.com/ycff732d
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (+lOpA)
Some people are just drawn to that kind of thing. But that doesn't mean they represent the belief, even though they are driven to pretend that they do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (k1TUh)
I wonder why they are meeting with him. Do they think he's in government still?
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (FJXGr)
Hey. That's a good question. ???
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM
Yes it is a good question.
Why do we seem to believe that the other guys are always so smart? These Iranians may actually believe the Kerry has some influence.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (0tfLf)
In fairness, the Christian Church is more of a Pauline (sp?) church. Especially if you are not a Jewish convert of the first century.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (QQ+il)
(Or maybe he just didn't want to paint truncated/refracted legs.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (PXbkt)
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (3dsTO)
Why do we seem to believe that the other guys are always so smart? These Iranians may actually believe the Kerry has some influence.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (0tfLf)
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In chess you always assume your opponent will make the best move available to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)
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Hope she comes back. I'd hate to hold an election for a new willow.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (lwiT4)
I imagine this tanks northeast area casinos even more, right? They were already hurting (AC anyway) and now that anyone can gamble on sports anywhere, that's one less reason to go to a casino?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)
Maybe someone here can explain to me this entire issue. I don't gamble, save buying a lotto ticket once or twice a year.
What does this mean? If I'm in Michigan , I can now bet on the Derby in Kentucky?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (66tjQ)
You can baptize someone with a three pours of a bottle of Perrier as long as the intention is valid and the proper words are said. The form does not matter although the symbology is more accurate with full immersion.
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (ahV/f)
It would have to be allowed. Seeing as Jesus kept turning the baptismal water into wine before John could dunk him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (fA1SL)
Though seriously, I've always wondered how Frog-Leaf pro-wrestler Sami Zayn (Syrian Muslim, despite being a Frog-Leaf) keeps up with his schedule when he's not supposed to be eating for months.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:51 AM (WDCYi)
There's just too much stuff to remember. Betrayal Trap, Rich Bored Housewives and 500 Calories Max for a Good Sex Cult Slave, Tic-Tac-Toe Board and Winning Move for Good Visual Composition.
The .224 Valkyrie Weapons Build alone boggles the mind.
There's just too much to keep straight.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the o logically at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (qBbz7)
ADULT ACTRESS: I Was Assaulted on Stormy Daniels Porn Set. She Did Nothing...
I guess the camera wasn't on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Oooops! Looks like #MeToo* is ready to claim another victim.
And Big Don Trump just keeps rolling along.
*Pound Me Too? I don't think people thought that one through.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Derision, Spite, & Kumquats on Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (hLRSq)
"God sends good people to Hell. Not only do religions like Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism -- not only do they lead people away from God, they lead people to an eternity of separation from God in Hell."
"Today the Roman Catholic Church is the result of that corruption. Much of what you see in the Catholic Church today doesn't come from God's word. It comes from this cultlike pagan religion. You say, 'Well, now, Pastor, how can you say such a thing? That is such an indictment of the Catholic Church.' After all, the Catholic Church talks about God and the Bible and Jesus and the blood of Christ and salvation. Isn't that the genius of Satan?"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 10:56 AM (aljs9)
"God sends good people to Hell. Not only do religions like Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism -- not only do they lead people away from God, they lead people to an eternity of separation from God in Hell."
"Today the Roman Catholic Church is the result of that corruption. Much of what you see in the Catholic Church today doesn't come from God's word. It comes from this cultlike pagan religion. You say, 'Well, now, Pastor, how can you say such a thing? That is such an indictment of the Catholic Church.' After all, the Catholic Church talks about God and the Bible and Jesus and the blood of Christ and salvation. Isn't that the genius of Satan?"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (iv0p7)
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Sounds like he's fun at parties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 10:56 AM (9kfJR)
And about that...
Come on, look at his picture. It's obviously unfair to expect him to read and write English effectively.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 10:56 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 10:56 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:53 AM (fA1SL)
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Not really. They gorge all night long. My muslim relative sets his alarm to get up every two hours to eat. They make special foods. What kind of a fast is that?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (fiGNd)
It's not art without Trees.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (WDCYi)
I guess the camera wasn't on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Assaulted has ASS in it. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (aljs9)
I wonder why they are meeting with him. Do they think he's in government still?
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:50 AM (FJXGr)
His daughter's in-laws live in Iran.
Maybe it's about blackmail.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (fA1SL)
I dunno, that seems like cheating to me.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (JfhZV)
I believe so. In the past to (legally) bet on anything sports related you had to be in a casino. (Horse racing may have been/is different.)
But now anyone can go to any of the infinite online betting websites that are about to pop up and gamble.
For anyone with cable, I imagine there are going to be an influx of about a billion 'bet here now free $50 to start!' type commercials in the near future.
Disclaimer: It's possible the decision was not overreaching and just said, 'states can run their own gambling sites' or something to that degree. I've only seen headlines so far.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2018 10:18 AM (ahV/f)
You realize that churches, cities, and entire denominations have gone into full blown civil war over words like that.
The Form does not matter??? HERETIC! HERETIC!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 10:59 AM (k1TUh)
I dunno, that seems like cheating to me.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (JfhZV)
Islam is ALL ABOUT cheating, so are you surprised?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 10:59 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 10:56 AM
This.
I'm convinced posting that picture was a test to see how the horde reacts.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 10:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 14, 2018 10:54 AM (66tjQ)
It means that any state that allows In-State Gambling now has the option to allow an In-State Sports Book.
Which will completely change everything regarding Licensed Gaming. Sports Books are where the Big Money is at.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 10:59 AM (fiGNd)
That's rugby league, it doesn't count. But still.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 14, 2018 10:59 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (fA1SL)
The Vodka is good, but The Meat is rotten.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (WDCYi)
Please please PLEASE do not release that list of the people you bribed! I'll do anything, I promise!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
I know they don't eat but I can't remember if they drink water during daylight hours.
At the end of their fasting period (19 days?) they have a feast.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:01 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 11:01 AM (Evws/)
to get up every two hours to eat. They make special foods. What kind of
a fast is that?
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Is it appropriate to wish a muslim acquaintance an easy fast? Jewish acquaintances say that in the fall, and I always thought it was appropriate.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2018 11:01 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (WDCYi)
*
*checks codebook *
My babushka has not made kompot.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:01 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (JfhZV)
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I think the fasting mandate only covers daylight ours. After that, all bets are off. I know my muslim relative looks forward to it because they make all kinds of traditional dishes. I think the only deprivation during Ramadan is sleep depravation, because they sure to pig out in the middle of the night.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (RwYr/)
Bring back that sunny day
Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (72PAC)
More than that ... prior to this ruling - you could not bet a human sporting event PERIOD, unless you were in NEVADA.
Now - each State gets to decide.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (JfhZV)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (k1TUh)
Appointments made with a nurse practitioner this afternoon and an ENT specialist tomorrow morning, so I have done everything I can do.
You guys make me laugh. Thank you for picking up my spirits today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (CPl5q)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Hillury Clinton at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ln5wD)
relative sets his alarm to get up every two hours to eat. They make
special foods. What kind of a fast is that?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (lwiT4)In most Muslim countries, its a buffet from sundown to dawn. Hotels have special ramadan buffets all night long. Its all rather ridiculous.
Posted by: IC at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)
Now - each State gets to decide.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
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"Unpossible! All states must do the same thing! For Federalism!"
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (9kfJR)
This.
I'm convinced posting that picture was a test to see how the horde reacts.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I expected a heated debate regarding full immersion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (JfhZV)
Sweatin' to the Oldies!
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (k1TUh)
of what you see in the Catholic Church today doesn't come from God's
word. It comes from this cultlike pagan religion. You say, 'Well, now,
Pastor, how can you say such a thing? That is such an indictment of the
Catholic Church.' After all, the Catholic Church talks about God and the
Bible and Jesus and the blood of Christ and salvation. Isn't that the
genius of Satan?"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 10:55 AM (iv0p7)
Boy those Catholics. I went to an event called Theology on Tap. you can only imagine amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (aljs9)
Well, who would you rather look at during the ceremony, some wizened old guy or someone like Melania? Sorry. Is that kosher? No offense intended. Invoking my Goyim privilege.
I'm "non-denominational" (h/t lin-duh) - because it sounds better than "no denomination will have me."
Posted by: mindful webworker - et cum spiritu tuo at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (qBbz7)
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Heh. I was watching an old episode of The Bob Newhart Show last night. Bob was in bed in his jammies but his feet were showing. I commented to Mr. Black that his feet and legs were so white, they were almost transparent. This depiction of Jesus has Bob Newhart beat.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (y7DUB)
Can you imagine them talking at the breakfast table?
That would be hilarious/annoying as hell.
Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:04 AM (aljs9)
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Us Papists sure do love a good brew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (9kfJR)
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: Grump928(c)
The tits are restless
Posted by: wrg500 at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 10:58 AM (72PAC)
Thanks Seawolf. My confusion comes from reading a college sports site I frequent and the absolute glee people there are having over this decision. Apparently there are more people with gambling addictions than I was ever aware of.
Here in Michigan, the horse racing industry has been devasted over the past decade by the economy. The state only has one remaining racing track left, and that one is slated to "move" in the next couple of years as it's prime real estate has been purchased to put up, yes, condos.
People are claiming this is going to increase viewership of sports, etc. and I just don't see it.
I'm not going to start gambling or watching any additional football games or racing because I can bet on it from home. The only ones getting rich will be the gambling houses themselves.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (66tjQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (RwYr/)
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Middle of the thread. Although it was pretty tame. We all voted 'full immersion.' Every one of us.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (lwiT4)
Wow, I did not know that. Always assumed Atlantic City had sports gambling.
So for states that now vote to allow sports betting, can anyone start a gambling site or is it by state permission?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (72PAC)
I expected a heated debate regarding full immersion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (RwYr/)
You spelled insertion wrong.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (aljs9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
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"Unpossible! All states must do the same thing! For Federalism!"
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (9kfJR)
And many on The Right. Plenty of Republicans bemoan States Rights ... when States do things The Right doesn't like.
I don't know what Indiana will do. But I'm willing to bet (SWIDT) that Kentucky doesn't implement a Sports Book. Too many people committed to protecting Horse Racing to open it up to year-long competition.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)
This.
I'm convinced posting that picture was a test to see how the horde reacts.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I expected a heated debate regarding full immersion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM
I've always wondered if the dude on the cross next to Jesus was ever immersed? I'm thinking not.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 14, 2018 11:06 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)
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"Unpossible! All states must do the same thing! For Federalism!"
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Sweet! Concealed Carry in NY, NJ & California!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2018 11:06 AM (RkYsP)
John has a long mustache."
wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)
I don't know what Indiana will do. But I'm willing to bet (SWIDT) that Kentucky doesn't implement a Sports Book. Too many people committed to protecting Horse Racing to open it up to year-long competition.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (fiGNd)
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True.
Snark only goes so far, though. I had to chose a target.
Still, though, a robust federalist system where states have near total control over their domestic policies is much closer to an ideal than the fake shit we have now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:06 AM (9kfJR)
All that matters is washing the feet.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (QQ+il)
They gorge all night long. My muslim
relative sets his alarm to get up every two hours to eat. They make special foods. What kind of a fast is that?
*makes note to eat seabirds during Lent*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (CPl5q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (9kfJR)
and Jesus did some of his best work with wine. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (aljs9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:03 AM (RwYr/)
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Middle of the thread. Although it was pretty tame. We all voted 'full immersion.' Every one of us.
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (lwiT4)
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I dont think it matters.
Somehow I cant see St Peter banning souls to hell because they were dribbled and not dunked.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 14, 2018 11:06 AM (rBnYq)
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You talking about me?
Posted by: Martin Van Buren at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (9kfJR)
Please please PLEASE do not release that list of the people you bribed! I'll do anything, I promise!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
You infidels are all in this together, playing a nasty infidel Joooooo game to make us look like fools! We will show you!
Posted by: Irate Iranians at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (72PAC)
Gonna' depend on the State.
A bunch of offshore betting sites lost their entire business today ... as soon as One State allows this.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:08 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (EyPfd)
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Would she float?
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 11:08 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2018 11:08 AM (CPl5q)
I tend to agree. Gambling revenue seems to be the last gasp of a dying town/state etc that has spent itself into oblivion.
In regards to increased viewership though, it's definitely possible. A strong argument can made that much of current sports viewership is fantasy sports related, and gambling is just another step beyond that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 11:08 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:07 AM (EyPfd)
When she goes up into flames, she might never go out, considering her BAC.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:09 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (72PAC)
Anyone as long as you give us a taste
Posted by: Fat Vinnie at May 14, 2018 11:09 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:09 AM (EyPfd)
Middle of the thread. Although it was pretty tame. We all voted 'full immersion.' Every one of us.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Uh, oh. I've just achieved heretic status.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:09 AM (RwYr/)
Yep. Cannabis legalization being one example.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 11:10 AM (3dsTO)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (w1zJX)
Please please PLEASE do not release that list of the people you bribed! I'll do anything, I promise!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
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Speaking of which.... I had a couple of thoughts on this matter.
I always thought it odd that we sent the Iranians two pallets of Swiss Francs.
Why Swiss Francs.???
With the esteemed Immams threat to reveal the names of EUROPEAN leaders who took bribes.... it now makes senses to me.
It also makes sense now that the Iranians werent really bribing European politicians..... WE, THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATE funded those bribes.
John F;n Kerry indeed.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 14, 2018 11:08 AM (lwiT4)
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Maybe without the exoskeleton.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)
John F;n Kerry indeed.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
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Can you imagine the sanctimony we'll see from everyone when Kerry is on his deathbed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:12 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:12 AM (JfhZV)
John F;n Kerry indeed.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2018 11:11 AM
I bet they even stuck Kerry with the check.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (aljs9)
Yep. Cannabis legalization being one example.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 11:10 AM (3dsTO)
Meh.
No pot without MDMA.
Yeah, I went there.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 14, 2018 11:05 AM (66tjQ)
Me neither ... just because I don't trust them. I think the shit is rigged way more than people would like to admit.
We've already caught and convicted one NBA ref of fixing games. Its cute that I'm expected to believe there was only one guy in one sport.
I just always applaud anything that puts any decision in the purview of the State rather than the Federal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (fiGNd)
That's my kind of fasting schedule.
Posted by: mindful webworker - making mit der minihaha at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Lord Comey at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (aljs9)
Your forgot the dirty magazines.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Zombie William Jennings Bryan at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (8cSVB)
* passes hikaru a glow-stick *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (72PAC)
That's my kind of fasting schedule.
Posted by: mindful webworker - making mit der minihaha at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (qBbz7)
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Piker.
Posted by: Ace, Master of Shelves at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:12 AM (JfhZV)
*sits back and lights up a bone*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (aljs9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - making mit der minihaha at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (qBbz7)
lol
after sunset, I mean
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (hMwEB)
No pot without MDMA.
Yeah, I went there.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (WDCYi)
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Fuckit.
Legalize it. Everything. ALL of it.
Let Darwin sort it out.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM
Bring extra donuts.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (aljs9)
Your forgot the dirty magazines.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (WDCYi)
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And the dirty hobo smell.
I think you can get a bottle at Wal Mart. Well, not at Wal Mart, but out the back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (9kfJR)
Yep. Cannabis legalization being one example.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 14, 2018 11:10 AM (3dsTO)
What about Sanctuary cities. Okay to bemoan that state right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (aljs9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:12 AM (JfhZV)
*sits back and lights up a bone*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (aljs9)
*goes to fridge, grabs Beer One*
I LOVE SELF-EMPLOYMENT !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (QQ+il)
*searches on Google*
Okay, this pisses me off. I've been operating for years under the illusion that MDMA was some new thing, and now I'm learning it's just an acronym for ecstasy? Back when I was in high school we called it ecstasy or just "e" not some fancy pants acronym to make us sound like junior chemists.
And for the record, no, I never did. The crowd that did was...weird.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (JfhZV)
What about Sanctuary cities. Okay to bemoan that state right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:15 AM (VzbI
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States Rights don't include impeding federal agents from doing their jobs.
Not enlisting state agents to help feds is one thing, standing in their way is something else entirely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (9kfJR)
* passes hikaru a glow-stick *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:14 AM (fA1SL)
It was pretty much the only thing that could effectively cut through my usual overwhelming gloom.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (WDCYi)
interpret as you wish. But yeah, rivers are nice and cleansing symbolism.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (bT8Z4)
exempted: the sick, kids (up to age 15), elderly, travelers, pregnant women, nursing moms, women on the rag
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (hMwEB)
But first,
Dress like a man, trying to dress like a woman.
Wear a rainbow button, and a BLM button in visible locations.
And don't bathe for a week before doing this.
See what happens.
Then..
Bath, shave and get a nice conservative haircut.
Wear a nice conservative business attire.
Place a "Jesus Saves, Ask me How" button on your jacket.
Put a bible on the table next to your laptop, where you are streaming Billy Graham Crusade videos, with no headphones.
See what happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Irate Iranians at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:16 AM (fiGNd)
hey, Scogg you want a laugh look up the Dilbert cartoon about working from home. I'll try to track it down.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (aljs9)
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I'd've gone with rabid shit weasels but whatev'.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (/qEW2)
So, go to work and don't eat lunch (my normal work day). It gets harder on the weekends where you'd love to sleep in.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (Zdm89)
Okay how about not standing in their way but not helping?
How about lowering age of consent to 13. Is that okay or should the Feds step in?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2018 11:17 AM (EyPfd)
Copying that to word for reference!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (aljs9)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2rbes7
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
There's a precedent for that. The Egypt Air crash into the Atlantic near New York.
Non-muslim passengers should refuse to ride on an aircraft with a muslim pilot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2018 11:19 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:13 AM (aljs9)
A caller on a local talk show said that he was going to host a Tea Party meeting in Starbucks & have Chik-Fil-A cater it.
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2018 11:19 AM (7HtZB)
Okay how about not standing in their way but not helping?
How about lowering age of consent to 13. Is that okay or should the Feds step in?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (VzbI
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There seems to be a base assumption that 1) states will start doing absolutely crazy stuff, and that 2) the feds are what's holding us from a debauched society.
Besides, age of consent is already purely a state matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:19 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:18 AM (VzbI
Nope. Your State. Whatever. Stay out of My State.
There's no fucking end to What The Federal Can Do, when you're down with Using the Federal To Do Good.
Because just like Captain RedLegs said in Outlaw Josie Wales ... Doin' Good Ain't Got No End.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:20 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: fixerupper
I've suddenly had an epifunny.
Purgatory is where the dribbled get dunked.
Posted by: mindful webworker - theo logician at May 14, 2018 11:21 AM (qBbz7)
Yeah California would never do anything crazy. Weed advocates are as inconsistent as anyone.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:21 AM (VzbI8)
Yeah California would never do anything crazy. Weed advocates are as inconsistent as anyone.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:21 AM (VzbI
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Don't play the savior to people in another state.
If California wants to go down the rabbit hold (more than they already are), then let them.
If you're there, then get out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 14, 2018 11:22 AM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:21 AM (VzbI
Don't care. I don't live there.
For those that do ? Leave. Or change it.
But quit opening the door for the Federal into the State, just because Your State Sucks.
You do have a choice. You may not like it - but you do.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:23 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:23 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:57 AM (fA1SL)
It's not a fast; it's just a lie, like everything else in islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:23 AM (WFV7d)
Because ... if ICE had half the balls they pretend they do ... Sanctuary Cities and States would tell those agents EXACTLY where to go.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:25 AM (fiGNd)
a black hole, but may have been deliberately crashed by the pilot.
Missing from the article are the words "islamic terrorism."
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CNN settled on the "aliens did it" explanation, I believe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 14, 2018 11:25 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:25 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:27 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - helping a Moron at May 14, 2018 11:28 AM (qBbz7)
The ScoggThread. For all things Scogg.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:29 AM (fiGNd)
... well, per MeatLoaf, two outta' three ain't bad.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:31 AM (fiGNd)
Not bad - thanks for asking. Biz is a little slow, with the cancelled trip this week. But still - business account looks good. And there were always going to be ups and downs.
Productive weekend. Good workout. Lots of projects finished. Garden will be done today.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:33 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 14, 2018 11:36 AM (JfhZV)
This getting older thing - I hate it. 46 next month. Not a vanity thing - but I dread, absolutely dread, my body giving up on me.
What I can do is who I am. Not what people think of me. Not some kind of legacy. What I can do. Now.
And I worry. I can "feel" it - just a little. But damn.
I've always been scared of dying ... but I think I'm scared of getting old more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:38 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:38 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 14, 2018 11:38 AM (QQ+il)
If it's got notes of Yuengling Lite, Cucumber, and Cauliflower ... sorry.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:39 AM (fiGNd)
I guess I'm not going to program today. Oh well.
Justin Van Sant Band beer coozie. Funny - the dumb shit I remember. Off Nite in Kema, Texas. That cat was playing - did a couple songs with him after the set.
All I ever wanted to be was a guitar player. Did the responsible thing and went engineering.
If I could go back - I'd change that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 14, 2018 11:42 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2018 11:43 AM (iv0p7)
Whining toddler, get off my lawn, he types with stiff and knobby fingers.
Take more Vitamin C. Daily. No just a little bit more. No, a little more than that. Ignore the USMDAR numbers they're crazy. They need more Vitamin C.
Roxanne: I'm one of those weird people who believes it cures everything (it does).
So, proof.
Posted by: mindful webworker, slumming from the next thread at May 14, 2018 11:43 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 14, 2018 12:06 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 12:32 PM (9BLnV)
Last night my glasses broke and today I threw my phone in with the
laundry and didn't realize it until it was on the spin cycle. Also it's
my birthday so now I can't even field happy birthday messages. eyeroll.
How's your morning going? #thisis43
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 14, 2018 10:08 AM (xU7mE)
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Life was a lot less stressful before cell phones.
Posted by: mrp at May 14, 2018 02:28 PM (Pqytn)
He answered questions with questions
He went into the family business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He thought his mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God."
Older joke: How do we know Jesus was Irish?
He was thirty and didn't have a job.His mother thought he was God.His last words were asking for a drink.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 14, 2018 04:01 PM (S6ArX)
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