Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/14/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”― Albert Einstein


Quote II

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson


Quote III

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.” ― Alexandre Dumas fils

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Chris Christie is betting on legalized gambling to fill state coffers.


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If you read the Bible, you know that many miracles happened in the Middle East. I can hear a TV Preacher saying "Praise Jesus". Today was no different.


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As a moth is drawn to the flame. George Zimmerman is drawn to trouble.

Fifty-five calls, 67 text messages, 36 voicemails and 27 emails in just nine days. That’s what to expect from George Zimmerman if you get on his bad side, according to a Seminole County sheriff’s report obtained by Oxygen.com.

Zimmerman, who was cleared of murder charges for the 2012 shooting of Trayvon Martin, now faces a misdemeanor stalking charge for allegedly harassing and threatening Dennis Albert Warren, a private investigator, in Seminole County, Florida.

Warren told police he initially contacted Zimmerman in September 2017 to ask if he would participate in a TV documentary about Martin’s death. The film, "Rest in Power: The Trayvon Martin Story," is executive produced by Jay-Z and will air in July.

Zimmerman became incensed, apparently because Warren had visited Zimmerman’s uncle in his home.

“He’s well on his way to the inside of a gator as well. 10-4?” Zimmerman texted to one of the film’s producers in reference to Warren, according to the sheriff's report.

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Ahhh the enlightened Europeans of Copenhagen have a public bike system. It's all fun and games until someone hacks into the system.

An unidentified hacker has breached Bycyklen —Copenhagen's city bikes network— and deleted the organization's entire database, disabling the public's access to bicycles over the weekend.

The hack took place on the night between Friday, May 4, and Saturday, May 5, the organization said on its website.

Bycyklen described the hack as "rather primitive," alluding it may have been carried out "by a person with a great deal of knowledge of its IT infrastructure."


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One more straw is loaded onto the camel's taxpayer's back. When does the back break?

An audible gasp went out in the breakout room I was in at last month’s pension event cosponsored by The Civic Federation and the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. That was when a speaker from the Chicago Fed proposed levying, across the state and in addition to current property taxes, a special property assessment they estimate would be about 1% of actual property value each year for 30 years.

Evidently, that wasn’t reality-shock enough. This week the Chicago Fed published that proposal formally. It’s linked here.

It surely ranks among the most blatantly inhumane and foolish ideas we’ve seen yet.

Homeowners with houses worth $250,000 would pay an additional $2,500 per year in property taxes, those with homes worth $500,000 would pay an additional $5,000, and those with homes worth $1 million would pay an additional $10,000

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"Ever Wondered What The 10 Most Cited Sources on Wikipedia Are?" here they are.

Updated world map of the Köppen-Geiger climate classification, 2,830,341 citations
Prediction of Hydrophobic (Lipophilic) Properties of Small Organic Molecules Using Fragment Methods: An Analysis of AlogP and CLogP Methods, 21,350 citations
The status, quality, and expansion of the NIH full-length cDNA project: the Mammalian Gene Collection (MGC), 20,247 citations
The de Vaucouleurs Atlas of Galaxies, 19,068 citations
The Complete New General Catalogue and Index Catalogues of Nebulae and Star Clusters by J. L. E. Dryer, 19,060 citations
Galaxies and How to Observe Them, 19,058 citations
A Concise History of Romania, 15,597 citations
Catalog of Fishes California Academy of Sciences, 11,980 citations
Dictionary of Minor Planet Names, 10,651 citations
National and religious composition of the population of Croatia, 1880–1991: By settlements, 8,230 citations


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The ONT Musical Interlude



May 14,1998, American singer and actor Frank Sinatra died at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles aged 82, after suffering a heart attack. Sinatra had his first hit in 1940, working in the Swing era with Harry James and Tommy Dorsey, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1953 film 'From Here to Eternity'. He went on to score over 25 Top 40 singles including the 1966 No.1 'Strangers In The Night'. His 1969 single 'My Way', re-entered the UK charts eight times and spent a total of 165 weeks on the UK chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


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May 14, 1979, Born on this day, Dan Auerbach, American guitarist and vocalist for The Black Keys who had the 2014 US No.1 album Turn Blue. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Hawaiian residents get more bad news. Scientists warn of new fissures. The volcanic dangers are not over.

Nearly 2,000 residents have been ordered to evacuate, and officials say they may force the evacuation of thousands more. Some residents, however, like Scott Wiggers, who lives in Leilani Estates, have refused to leave. Wiggers' home is just 2 miles from one of the fissures.

"I woke up at about 1 a.m. I heard a roar — and this is 2 miles away — a roar, like a jet engine. I go out, and look out the window, and I see the sky glowing red. I'm seeing this fissure, right before my eyes, open up. A cinder cone being created, and lava spewing in the air, a hundred feet. Where I was standing, and I was standing about 50 yards from that, I could feel the warmth. It was probably 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Then I went down there again, after I got some of my buddies out of bed, and we were standing a little closer, and just the sound, the experience, the ground was shaking."

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Money, sex and death. Sometimes it just goes hand in hand.

Jeffrey Dampier was an average guy. He grew up on Chicago’s West Side and worked as a security guard until he won a staggering $20 million in the Illinois state lottery in 1996. After coming into that kind of money, Dampier’s life changed pretty abruptly.


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You mean there was going to be an investigation? Ask the Genius Award Winner. h/tredc1c4 IRL

A Germany-based cavalry scout was convicted Wednesday of destruction of government property and making a false official statement for his role in a botched Humvee air drop that destroyed three of the vehicles during an April 2016 training exercise.

A judge found Sgt. John Skipper, who was in charge of verifying that the parachutes were properly rigged, had intentionally cut their straps, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, according to a 7th Army release.

“Skipper was sentenced to a reduction in grade to E-1 and a Bad Conduct Discharge by a court-martial panel consisting of enlisted soldiers and officers,” the release said.


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Quota for the month met? Or just a good old fashioned Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A woman in Richmond, VA, was pulled over for her brake light but she didn't get a ticket, instead she got it fixed on the spot and saved a lot of money in the process.


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1 hi

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (kXxLC)

2 content? what's that?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (jp0Bv)

3 and hello

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (kXxLC)

4 Hello!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (kufk0)

5 buenos noches

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:55 PM (kXxLC)

6 TLDR, looks interesting, brb.

Posted by: Gmac-Native in exile at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (ldXWf)

7 I'll go get the others

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (kXxLC)

8 What? Just when the German lawnmower porn was getting good.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (Dp6qK)

9 ont!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (hMwEB)

10 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (9rIkM)

11 Congratulations on your Primus Noctus, ALH!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

12 I'm a sucker for a good barn pic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (fA1SL)

13 Gracias Duncanthrax!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 09:58 PM (kXxLC)

14 Bon soir, mes amis!

Random two days off in the middle of the week!

The cat is wearing a party hat, and I am dancing a jig!

Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LadyTheo, solo athwart the Bay Juggernaut of Doom at May 14, 2018 09:58 PM (X+6iw)

15 hah, top ten after reading content!

that cop / mechanic - don't think we have that kind over here

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 09:58 PM (hMwEB)

16 Been traveling for a few days so this is the first ONT I've enjoyed for a bit. It is exquisite.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 09:59 PM (+Tibp)

17 Being a private investigator is being a professional stalker.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 09:59 PM (Eu5eZ)

18 11 Congratulations on your Primus Noctus, ALH!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2018 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

Umm...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 10:00 PM (hMwEB)

19 Chris Christie is an idiot. That was always the claim with allowing just regular casinos to open up in states. And yeah it does give some revenue to the state but I remember seeing stuff on Ohio's casinos and it sure sounded like the amount of money going to the government was certainly less than they had planned.

Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2018 10:00 PM (lKs2v)

20 slap shudda been first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2018 10:00 PM (EZebt)

21 It's been a happy day. I got a promotion at work.
And the obligatory pay raise.

Congratulate me!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (kXxLC)

22 Why is that guy just hanging around?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (IqV8l)

23 Read the content. Dammit.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (Aoygp)

24 Congrats ALH!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (hMwEB)

25 Congratulate me!
Posted by: ALH

!Congratulations!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (+Tibp)

26 21. Mazel tov on the simchas! After Mass this week, I'll burn joss that it keeps well for you, inshallah.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (fA1SL)

27 Thanks, votermom!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (kXxLC)

28 I got pulled over once in 59 Apache for a bad break light. Told the cop I'd fix it right then and there. He was none to happy about not writing me a fix it ticket and waiting. I said, if it is that big of a danger I should fix it right now, right?
He gave me the look but knew he was waiting. About two minutes later ti was fixed. Told him thank you for being concerned about my safety.

Good thing He didn't know I had 4 beers under my belt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (pw+jk)

29 21 It's been a happy day. I got a promotion at work.
And the obligatory pay raise.

Congratulate me!
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (kXxLC)

COngrats!!!
Don't spend it all in one shot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (3Pma+)

30 Brake not break.

Can't blame auto cucumber for having four rums under my belt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2018 10:03 PM (pw+jk)

31 well, i was here at 1900....

but the ONT wasn't, so i went out to start the charcoal for dinner.

come back only to find the ONT rolling along w/o me.

and that dumb bastard earned every bite of his Big Chicken Dinner.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 14, 2018 10:03 PM (TDuPf)

32 "Ever Wondered What The 10 Most Cited Sources on Wikipedia Are?" here they are.

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That link isn't clickable. From the page source:

https://www.sciencealert.com/ever-wondered-
10-most-cited-sources-wikipedia-academic-research

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

33 Don't spend it all in one shot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:02 PM (3Pma+)

I'm going to up my 401k contribution and pay down the home equity loan for the master bath remodel.

So, two shots!


Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:04 PM (kXxLC)

34 Fifty-five calls, 67 text messages, 36 voicemails and 27 emails in just nine days. That's what to expect from George Zimmerman if you get on his bad side, according to a Seminole County sheriff's report obtained by Oxygen.com.


I haven't done that in 3 years.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (+lOpA)

35 >> Being a private investigator is being a professional stalker.

Say that to my face.

Posted by: Mannix at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

36 Congratulations ALH! That's great news.

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (wgCUV)

37 Almost bought three acres / three lots side-by-side in Leilani Estates in late 2001. I think they are covered by new lava now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (Eu5eZ)

38 If I ever won the lottery, I wouldnt tell anyone. Not a soul. Not even my wife.

My charitable giving would be anonymous. As would any gifts to my kids.

I dont want the public scrutiny that such a blessing would give.

There was a time when I knew a billionaires kids through a club my kids were in and thus, I had a passing relationship with the parents. Great folks but forever terrified that one of the kids would be snatched. Even though everyone had drivers/bodyguards round the clock - especially the kids (boy did THAT make sleep over parties awkward), security concerns were always at the forefront of Mom and Dads minds.

No thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

39 The ground shakes and cracks open, lava spews 100ft in the air, roaring like a jet, the heat is intense, a cone starts to build... do I get my buddies to watch or do I get the fuck out of there?

Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (djCea)

40 Nice top picture, MisHum.

The young men in that band are probably grandpas now.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (kXxLC)

41 I mentioned the dropped humvee case a couple of days ago. It's ridiculous that the soldier did not get any brig time and a dishonorable discharge. What the hell does one have to do get that punishment?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

42 Pele, the goddess of fire must be appeased. Throw in a Hawaiian Judge for offending the golden scalp god.

Posted by: Climate Scientist at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (pE1qT)

43 The Hungarian word for "willow" is fuzfa.


McCain and Paul Manafort celebrating Maverick's 70th birthday on the yacht of Deripasa


Palp-the correkt spelling is Deripaska.


You can do the Cyrillic.

Just so that your NSA "to/from" and "about" Boolean inquires don't go astray.

Posted by: Miklos. who never got drunk with an Australian ambassador. British, yes at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (zCyNd)

44 Thanks, Winston!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:07 PM (kXxLC)

45 43. Deripaska.....sounds like one of them Kremlin Jewbots we were warned about.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)

46 I have just enough time before I head for bed to say congrats ALH,,, and goodnight.

Posted by: teej at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (Ixqnq)

47 35 >> Being a private investigator is being a professional stalker.

Say that to my face.
Posted by: Mannix at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

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Found out an old high school buddy is a PI, considering if he'll let me hang around for a week.

Posted by: MAGA at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (LnOh3)

48 32 "Ever Wondered What The 10 Most Cited Sources on Wikipedia Are?" here they are.

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That link isn't clickable. From the page source:

https://www.sciencealert.com/ever-wondered-
10-most-cited-sources-wikipedia-academic-research
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:04 PM (pvjTE)

Thanks for the heads up. I got 'er fixed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (3Pma+)

49 38 If I ever won the lottery, I wouldnt tell anyone. Not a soul. Not even my wife.

My charitable giving would be anonymous. As would any gifts to my kids.

I dont want the public scrutiny that such a blessing would give.

There was a time when I knew a billionaires kids through a club my kids were in and thus, I had a passing relationship with the parents. Great folks but forever terrified that one of the kids would be snatched. Even though everyone had drivers/bodyguards round the clock - especially the kids (boy did THAT make sleep over parties awkward), security concerns were always at the forefront of Mom and Dads minds.

No thanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)



Don't some states require lottery winners to be named by law?

Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (lKs2v)

50 Thanks, teej and sleep tight!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (kXxLC)

51 I promise every single one of you ladies, that I'll give Avenatti the same coconut I gave Snuka, when we're in the Green Room.

He's going to the Hurt Locker, my friend, to the sound of my War Pipes!!!!

Posted by: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (UiRxW)

52 Congratulate me!
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:01 PM (kXxLC)

Congratulations! Enjoy your crumbs!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (zCyNd)

53 43 & 45. Ha. I was right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

54 What the hell does one have to do get that punishment?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (2DOZq)


Beats me.

Posted by: Sarah Coppock at May 14, 2018 10:09 PM (sXefu)

55 Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

Usually all that is necessary after you win the lottery is not to be stupid.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

56 41 I mentioned the dropped humvee case a couple of days ago. It's ridiculous that the soldier did not get any brig time and a dishonorable discharge. What the hell does one have to do get that punishment?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

Obviously by not deserting or so says Bowe Bergdahl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:10 PM (3Pma+)

57 Thanks for a fun ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: ibguy at May 14, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

58 57 Thanks for a fun ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: ibguy at May 14, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

You're welcome, I guess.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (3Pma+)

59 That bottom picture is unsettling. Wouldn't that give you a nose bleed?

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (kXxLC)

60 * looks at Gaza border fence *

IDF haz canister and/or bee hive, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

61 Apparently, white caucasian George Zimmerman didn't manage to connect with the 65,000 text message chick from a couple of days ago.


Check algorithm, Harmony.com.

Posted by: Miklos the Yenta at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (zCyNd)

62 Mazel tov ALH.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (EZebt)

63 Guy cuttin' the straps on the HumVees oughta been sentenced to one drop with the Airborne.

Let him pick one parachute out of a row of ten of 'em.

One of those 'chutes will have had it's internal lines cut.

He can choose, but he HAS to jump.

Do that, and he can stay in as an E-1. Or take the BCD.

Or if he picks the wrong chute, well.....



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2018 10:11 PM (QzJWU)

64
I don't think I want to read the story about the guy whose life changed when he hit the lottery for $20 mil.

If it changed for the good, I would be jealous. If the money ruined his life it would be too depressing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (roQNm)

65 "Skipper was sentenced to a reduction in grade to E-1 and a Bad Conduct Discharge by a court-martial panel consisting of enlisted soldiers and officers," the release said.
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So. Worse than sailing your ship into another ship, with consequent deaths?

He obviously should have gotten a penitent's tattoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (58eZn)

66 Holy fark. Anyone just hear John Solomon on Ingraham's show?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (/tuJf)

67 66. Sharing is caring.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

68 Congratulations! Enjoy your crumbs!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (zCyNd)

Thank you! Is it just me, or does the real Nancy Pelosi bear a strong resemblance to the Wicked Witch of the west?

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:13 PM (kXxLC)

69 Did Solomon say to split the baby?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:13 PM (kR2HN)

70 If it changed for the good, I would be jealous. If the money ruined his life it would be too depressing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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The money didn't ruin his life. Poor judgement and bad behavior ruined his life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:13 PM (58eZn)

71 Usually all that is necessary after you win the lottery is not to be stupid.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth----Do you know who you are talking to? Im not sure I cant be stupid. I can keep my mouth shut.

Regarding the winner being made public, for a number of million, I bet I could find a way.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

72 Holy fark. Anyone just hear John Solomon on Ingraham's show?

Posted by: JackStraw

I'm deep in the Terror and Sunny. What ?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 10:14 PM (+Tibp)

73 Thank you, San Franpsycho!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:14 PM (kXxLC)

74 Ha. I was right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

We all know who Putin REALLY works for.

Posted by: hook-nosed Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (zCyNd)

75 Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (roQNm)

The money didn't ruin him. It was his bad choices. It probably would have happened to him eventually whether he had won the lottery or not.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

76 He obviously should have gotten a penitent's tattoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (58eZn)


Duh.

Posted by: Sarah Coppock at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (sXefu)

77 I've read that most people who win bigly in the lottery come to a bad end, broke, dead or worse. Be thankful when your numbers do not come up.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (kR2HN)

78 74. Ha! Well-played.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (fA1SL)

79 After several nights of watching car crash video on youtube, I'm learning how to pronounce 'bylat' and 'Waaaaaahkha'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 10:16 PM (roQNm)

80 The top picture is sublime. Yet another in understated art and patriotism. Well done.

Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Looking at the last picture, the exposure to instant death makes my toes tingle. Yikes!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)

81 Rickety Cricket's brother is Scut Farkis from Christmas Story. No Shit.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 14, 2018 10:16 PM (+Tibp)

82 79. On your way to earn first stripe.on your track suit. Palpatine approve.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)

83 "Is it just me, or does the real Nancy Pelosi bear a strong resemblance to the Wicked Witch of the west? "

No I've been wishing the house would fall on her for years.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (UdKB7)

84 Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

For those that don't want to be identified I think they set up a trust before they collect so it's collected under the trust's name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

85 Damnit! I just realized I missed the Green Berets. Now I'm watching the last 5 minutes. Crap.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (sXefu)

86 On the other hand, when a regular joe with brains wins, it's good. An older couple about 40 miles from here won a big one. They hired reputable professionals and donate to many good causes.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 10:18 PM (a3OL0)

87 Thank you! Is it just me, or does the real Nancy Pelosi bear a strong resemblance to the Wicked Witch of the west?

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:13 PM (kXxLC)

Hmmmm...


Wicked? Check
Rhymes with? Check
West coast? Check

Aha! That's why she diverted all the water! Not for the Delta smelt...away from her...

Posted by: Miklos, with heart, brain, and courage, or one out of three ain't bad at May 14, 2018 10:18 PM (zCyNd)

88 85 Damnit! I just realized I missed the Green Berets. Now I'm watching the last 5 minutes. Crap.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (sXefu)

Peterson! Peterson!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:18 PM (kXxLC)

89 What did Solomon say, JackStraw?

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (Aoygp)

90 77 I've read that most people who win bigly in the lottery come to a bad end, broke, dead or worse. Be thankful when your numbers do not come up.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:15 PM (kR2HN)

Quite a few do but it's not close to most. As an aside,
Do you know who won the lottery twice? Hollywood Henderson.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

91 ALH, wowzer!

Posted by: LadyTheo, solo athwart the Bay Juggernaut of Doom at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (X+6iw)

92 Whatever (not Ever)

Were you in Provo's Privy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (hyuyC)

93 >>I'm deep in the Terror and Sunny. What ?

He's claiming that he has multiple sources who claim that the FBI approached Deripaska in September of 2016 claiming that they thought Manafort and Trump were colluding with Russia and asked for his help. Deripaska told them he hated Manafort but he knew he wasn't colluding with Russia and he wouldn't help. This is before the FISA warrant was approved.

Also, Deripaska offered to testify before Congress without immunity and he was turned down.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (/tuJf)

94 88 85 Damnit! I just realized I missed the Green Berets. Now I'm watching the last 5 minutes. Crap.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 10:17 PM (sXefu)

Peterson! Peterson!
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:18 PM (kXxLC)

That's worse than Brian's Song for me,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

95 He obviously should have gotten a penitent's tattoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:12 PM (58eZn)

Ahem.

Posted by: crazy Miklos Molnar's Discount Hairshirt Warehouse! at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)

96 Congrats, ALH.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (hyuyC)

97 I have a carefully crafted plan to use my bigly winnings. Now, maybe I should buy a ticket, yes? Oh, heck with it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (kR2HN)

98 Congratulations ALH !

Posted by: JT at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (XgET2)

99 The anger and happiness *points around wildly* This! This is so true! When I stopped being angry and tensed and all of that I got...so mellow and happy that people actually like it when I show up. I regret not learning that earlier.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (0QYMt)

100 Peterson! Peterson!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:18 PM (kXxLC)


You're what this is all about!

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at May 14, 2018 10:21 PM (sXefu)

101 OK I did the math, John McCain's 70th birthday was in 2006. Was the Russian oligarch making a deal to help McLame in the primaries?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 10:21 PM (eASYU)

102 If that top ten wiki cites was published as a graph, you'd just see a very tall bar for one and indistinguishable marks for the other nine.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)

103 Thank you LadyTheo and NaCly Dog!

I'm happy, happy, happy!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:21 PM (kXxLC)

104 97. Platoon of lawyers and an armoured train are my first large expenditures from any hypothetical lottery windfall.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)

105 Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

++++

Don't start up with your white zone shit again.

https://youtu.be/wvdNCDVmRPo

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:22 PM (pvjTE)

106 It is all coming out something like the Orient Express story where everybody is guilty -- except for Trump. Delicious.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:22 PM (kR2HN)

107 Also, Deripaska offered to testify before Congress without immunity and he was turned down.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM (/tuJf)

Damn. Shoulda paid more attention during mandatory Russian class.

Posted by: Miklos Molnarovich at May 14, 2018 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

108 There are two wYs to live your life.
One is how you want to live it, the other the way you let others allow you to live it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 10:22 PM (0tfLf)

109 No one buy a Powerball ticket until after I do a QuikPik for five tickets. None of my numbers ever comes up. So, if I buy five tickets, that is 25 numbers out of the running for the first part, and 5 Powerball numbers down, as well.

Them's purty good odds, right thar!

Posted by: LadyTheo, solo athwart the Bay Juggernaut of Doom at May 14, 2018 10:23 PM (B95y9)

110 Thanks, JT!

And good night 'Rons & 'Ettes. Got a busy day tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2018 10:23 PM (kXxLC)

111 "That's worse than Brian's Song for me,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
Brain's Song + Ol' Yeller combined.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)

112 If you have two wYs, are you a bigamist?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:23 PM (kR2HN)

113 From Twitter:

Harry Reid has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 10:24 PM (HiDrR)

114 Holy fark. Anyone just hear John Solomon on Ingraham's show?



Posted by: JackStraw
...

Mueller you fucking shitstain.

Damn them all. Damn them all straight to hell.



Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 14, 2018 10:24 PM (2wOtx)

115 Dan Bongino was sitting in for Levin tonight and laid out a lot of the spiderweb. Made a good point about mueller investigating people who were in trumps orbit, but also had deep connections to Hillary. Said it was to scare them into shutting up about the Hillary side.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:24 PM (Aoygp)

116 I don't blame George Zimmerman for being pissed off. He probably wants nothing more than fade back into well-deserved obscurity. He doesn't need jackwagons making bullshit "documentaries" about his tussle with the aviation genius.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:25 PM (WFV7d)

117 Have a wonderful night 'Rons & 'Ettes. May you be bragging, not complaining, if you are up late.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 10:25 PM (hyuyC)

118 111 "That's worse than Brian's Song for me,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
Brain's Song + Ol' Yeller combined.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)

That's the equivalent of The Champ for me.

Wake up Champ (shakes Champ) wake up!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

119 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 14, 2018 10:20 PM (0QYMt)


TO ALL CONGREGANTS

The Book formerly known as that of Common Prayer, shall henceforth be called "The Book of Comey Prayer", as divinely conveyed to us.

Posted by: The Church of Latter-Day Anglicans at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)

120 Deripaska offered to testify before Congress without immunity and he was turned down.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:19 PM
~~~~~

Why? That's what I want to know. Why in the hell would they not want to speak to him?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (HiDrR)

121 "No one buy a Powerball ticket until after I do a
QuikPik for five tickets. None of my numbers ever comes up. So, if I buy
five tickets, that is 25 numbers out of the running for the first part,
and 5 Powerball numbers down, as well.



Them's purty good odds, right thar!





Posted by: LadyTheo"

Had a PB ticket with 3 numbers correct. The number we picked for the powerball would have been correct if it was one of the 5. One of the 5 that was wrong would have been the correct PB number, and the other wrong # of the five was one digit off....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

122
Harry Reid has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
...

Cancer will eat anything.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (2wOtx)

123 From Twitter:

Harry Reid has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 10:24 PM (HiDrR)




Put him and McStain together in hospice. Make it a race!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

124 Hey ALH! I received a pay raise today, also. A good day for us.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 14, 2018 10:27 PM (Fjvqd)

125 Meanwhile, in Illinois...did anyone read that piece?

If I lived in Illinois, I would put my house on the market yesterday. And Get Out, just like Eddie Murphy says when he riffs on haunted houses.

Posted by: LadyTheo, solo athwart the Bay Juggernaut of Doom at May 14, 2018 10:27 PM (B95y9)

126 Platoon of lawyers and an armoured train


Gurkha lawyers. train OK.

Posted by: Miklos "Powerball" Molnar at May 14, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)

127 Two tumors enter, none leave. Winning Bigly.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:27 PM (kR2HN)

128 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)

You give me way tooooooo much credit.

I just try to find and use photos that you folks will like.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)

129 Harry Reid has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

I always knew all that exercise was bad for you

Posted by: REDACTED at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (Ymy4N)

130 Congratulations, ALH!

Would you be interested in investing in some Chicago real estate?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (wSC8T)

131 126. Duh! Who else could help me quash nuisance suits arising out of my zombie Mongol mech infantry?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

132 Off to bed.

Posted by: Procrustes at May 14, 2018 10:29 PM (sXefu)

133 "That's the equivalent of The Champ for me.



Wake up Champ (shakes Champ) wake up!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
The very end of Saving Private Ryan where he's talking to his wife in the cemetery does it to me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:29 PM (w+Jhj)

134 Good night, Procrustes!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:29 PM (wSC8T)

135 Are we going to refrain from talking bad about the dedicated public servant Harry Reid? Cause fuck that shit.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2018 10:29 PM (UdKB7)

136 I just try to find and use photos that you folks will like.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)

Very humanitarian of you.

Posted by: Miklos, again distributing compliments like Pez at May 14, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)

137 A Germany-based cavalry scout was convicted Wednesday of destruction of government property and making a false official statement for his role in a botched Humvee air drop that destroyed three of the vehicles during an April 2016 training exercise.

-
At least it wasn't Operation Dumbo Drop.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:30 PM (+y/Ru)

138 Property tax is the way that government reminds you that you're only renting that property that you thought you bought.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:30 PM (Aoygp)

139 Hey Procrustes, don't sleep in your guest bedroom. Big mistake!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:30 PM (kR2HN)

140 Don't some states require lottery winners to be named by law?
Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2018 10:08 PM (lKs2v)

That's how it works in Canada. And really, would you buy a ticket on a lottery that was routinely "won" by nameless trusts? How do you know that employees of the lotto corp are not pulling a scam? There has to be transparency.

And I can guarantee you that the only lotto winners whose names I know are the parents of a friend, and a nicer, more deserving couple you would be hard-pressed to find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:30 PM (WFV7d)

141 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

I can't remember the exact numbers but for the first five numbers we ( work group) were off by one for each number. e.g ;
The winning numbers were 10, 21, 34, 51, 63
We had 11, 22, 35, 52, 64

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (2DOZq)

142 Next up on Laura : Lil MARCO RUBIO!

and his tiny hands.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (2wOtx)

143 Duh! Who else could help me quash nuisance suits arising out of my zombie Mongol mech infantry?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

You'll need five numbers AND the Powerball for that.

Posted by: Miklos, Nepalese accountant at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

144 The lotteries live and die through publicity. They need to put the winners up in the spotlight to draw in the next wave of suckers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (kR2HN)

145 I did not get a raise, but I did win my age group in a trail half-marathon on Saturday. Third female--only beaten by two 28 year olds. And 25Th out of 200--only one person my age, a guy, beat me.

Not that I am competitive.

Posted by: LadyTheo, solo athwart the Bay Juggernaut of Doom at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (B95y9)

146 Are we going to refrain from talking bad about the dedicated public servant Harry Reid? Cause fuck that shit.

-
Csncer! Cancer! You're our man! If you can't stop him, nobody can!

Go cancer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

147 >>Why? That's what I want to know. Why in the hell would they not want to speak to him?

A few months ago Trump threw personal sanctions against him. He was even forced to give up running some of his businesses because the sanctions prevented him from accessing US and western capital.

He's connected to way to many things for him to be a minor actor in all of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (/tuJf)

148 Pancreatic Thats a serious fast acting fatal one, right?

Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (BZA5F)

149 Oh yeah about those Teachers pensions we're going with the Otter defense.. "You fucked up. You trusted us"!
Or if you like Matt Foley may appeal to you hard liners, " Your pension will amount to ""Jack Squat""!!!

Posted by: Um you ain't all THAT at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (ICWiF)

150 A Germany-based cavalry scout was convicted Wednesday of destruction of government property and making a false official statement for his role in a botched Humvee air drop that destroyed three of the vehicles during an April 2016 training exercise.


This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mutti Merkel at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (zCyNd)

151 Crazy thing is Illinois already has 2.6x something average property tax. Parts? of Crook county 5%. How can anyone afford to live there? Sure the pro-athlete class can pay that and then the welfare class gets a free ride but how do any average folks not jump to Indiana?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 10:33 PM (eASYU)

152 "I can't remember the exact numbers but for the first five numbers we ( work group) were off by one for each number. e.g ;

The winning numbers were 10, 21, 34, 51, 63

We had 11, 22, 35, 52, 64

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
There's a JPG somewhere online that has a meme of that. I've seen it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)

153 143. Whatever it takes. Honestly - if a man can't send zombie Mongol mech infantry to mop up after his armoured train has just spent three days shelling downtown Austin, then what the Hell were we ever doing fighting the British? Washington didn't masacre a buncha redcoats on Christmas for nothing, ya know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:34 PM (fA1SL)

154 I agree with Albert. How smart does that make me!

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:34 PM (y3sT9)

155 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)

What's the meme? We kept the ticket just because.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:34 PM (2DOZq)

156 I like the Black Keys. Good old fashioned blues rock.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 14, 2018 10:34 PM (T71PA)

157 Nice, LadyTheo!

So, you're, uh, pretty fit, huh? I gotta warn you, I don't exercise much. I am naturally slim, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:35 PM (wSC8T)

158 I lived in Illinois for more than 20 years. The last house we sold in about 1985 and even back then we were paying about $8K in property taxes. In today's $$ it would probably be two or three times that much. In the late 1990s I owned a house in New York State and was paying $10K on that one before escaping. It is nothing short of highway robbery.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:35 PM (kR2HN)

159 Lady Theo, Mrs. Red loved running 5Ks cuz there was always a chance she could win her age group. Being 60+ means a small field.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:35 PM (Aoygp)

160 That despicable bespectacled little turd can't depart soon enough. I don't care how he goes but would prefer it would be from choking on a bag of donkey dicks.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2018 10:35 PM (UdKB7)

161 He's connected to way to many things for him to be a minor actor in all of this.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM
~~~~~

Indeed. However, it seems that Mueller has "questioned" him yet congress passed. My guess is that there are too many of them have seen the inside of Deripaska's yacht, as did McCain.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 10:35 PM (HiDrR)

162 148 Pancreatic Thats a serious fast acting fatal one, right?
Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (BZA5F)



Yes. Unless caught very early. Then there's a chance.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (+lOpA)

163 The winning numbers were 10, 21, 34, 51, 63

We had 11, 22, 35, 52, 64

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"

Are you perchance part Hungarian?

Posted by: Hungarians, on tthe losing side since 1526 at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

164 Have the scientists determined that kilauea is at no risk of an explosive eruption? ....the whole island could be a kill zone if that thing blows...people don't seen too worried about

Posted by: Seattle cup-o-joe mama at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (nzKWW)

165 Property tax is the place for a TAX REVOLT since it is up to the individual to send it in unlike payroll tax.

Posted by: sOME mORON FORMERLY Um you aint all THAT who made the list for most nicks for Diogenese other brothe at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (ICWiF)

166 I think it was pancreatic cancer that got Steve Jobs. He tried some natural herbal therapy or some shit. Dumbass.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:37 PM (kR2HN)

167 116 I don't blame George Zimmerman for being pissed off. He probably wants nothing more than fade back into well-deserved obscurity. He doesn't need jackwagons making bullshit "documentaries" about his tussle with the aviation genius.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:25 PM (WFV7d)
-----------------

My thought exactly.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 14, 2018 10:37 PM (WEBkv)

168 163. Hold my slivo. - Serbs since forever

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:37 PM (fA1SL)

169 those quotes are bankable

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 10:37 PM (dF9Lb)

170 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Dangers of Not Applying Oneself.

Hah! Usually when kids throw a pair of shoes up there there's nobody in them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:38 PM (Zdm89)

171 They should walk carefully around Zimmerman. He's widely known as a stone cold killer. Likes to take down cute grade school kids as I recall. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:38 PM (kR2HN)

172 A judge found Sgt. John Skipper, who was in charge of verifying that the parachutes were properly rigged, had intentionally cut their straps, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, according to a 7th Army release.

++++

I followed all the links, but they never say what his motive was. Or why he thought he would get away with it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)

173 165 Property tax is the place for a TAX REVOLT since it is up to the individual to send it in unlike payroll tax.
Posted by: sOME mORON FORMERLY Um you aint all THAT who made the list for most nicks for Diogenese other brothe at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (ICWiF)

Most people have a monthly escrow payment required when they get their mortgage. I chose to put down 20% so I did not require the escrow and pay it at the end of the year.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:39 PM (2DOZq)

174 The winning numbers were 10, 21, 34, 51, 63

We had 11, 22, 35, 52, 64

-
It's like when I invented that vegetable juice drink, V7.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

175 >>Indeed. However, it seems that Mueller has "questioned" him yet congress passed. My guess is that there are too many of them have seen the inside of Deripaska's yacht, as did McCain.

The FBI questioned him in 2016, I don't know about Mueller.

He is now barred from entering the US because of the sanctions that Trump put on him so Congress can't interview him even if they wanted to.

The whole thing is unraveling fast and its getting harder to keep up with all the moving pieces.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

176 157 159. Thanks!

PW, yes, one might describe me as fit. It is a side effect of running for catharsis, sanity and obliteration of anxiety. Turns out I am pretty fast, too!

Kind of a weenie, though, strength wise. So I have started doing the barbell program to which Ace frequently refers. Happily for me, everyone at the gym maintains a polite silence as I struggle.

Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (X+6iw)

177 JackStraw, you're probably on top of this, but Bongino tied in a number of Russians and Russian companies with ties that always led back to Hillary. If you didn't hear him on Levin tonight, it might be worth listenIng to the podcast.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (Aoygp)

178 I once invented 6 Up. Wasn't a great success though.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (kR2HN)

179 142 Next up on Laura : Lil MARCO RUBIO!

and his tiny hands.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 14, 2018 10:31 PM (2wOtx)

And his tiny boat Tee Hee

Posted by: r Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (ICWiF)

180 "What's the meme? We kept the ticket just because.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"

Google image search for "lottery ticket one number off" without the quotes will give you several examples

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

181 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

Which vegetable did you leave out?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

182 Hold my slivo. - Serbs since forever

To my knowledge, there is no "Field of Blackbirds" slivo.

Would be a fine brand name-good for drinking, then crying into.

Posted by: Miklos, cis-carpathian at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (zCyNd)

183 Frank Sinatra's first hit single:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7klm1GS3v8

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

184 178. Right there with ya, bro. - inventor of 9 Minute Abs

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

185 I would transfer a lottery ticket to a trust before verification. When it has no value. No one would ever know it was me, esp my family.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (MS0+a)

186
Volkswagen Straight-5 when 4 Cylinders are not enough.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (roQNm)

187 Pancreatic Thats a serious fast acting fatal one, right?
Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (BZA5F)

Yes. It's often not diagnosed until it has metastasized into other organs. A guy I knew got it. Three months, and he was dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (WFV7d)

188 It's like when I invented that vegetable juice drink, V7.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)



Well...you did forget the tomatoes.

The freakin tomatoes.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (+lOpA)

189 After you set up the trust, you pay some idiot to pretend to be you and get all the publicity. There are lots of idiots around. Might check the D.C. area.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:43 PM (kR2HN)

190 Did I call the guy? maybe text? Sure. Just killing time walking over to the store.

Posted by: G. Zimmerman, hands full of Skittles at May 14, 2018 10:44 PM (zCyNd)

191 Hello, Horde.

I had a fall during rehearsal tonight and now my tailbone is all kinds of sore. Not cracked, thankfully.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 14, 2018 10:44 PM (rJUlF)

192 Well the socialist shits in Seattle have passed a worker head tax.
Of course it is for the homeless because for the children is already taken.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 10:44 PM (0tfLf)

193 Ruthless, How are you?

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (a3OL0)

194 Captain Whitebread,

So sorry! That is going to hurt for awhile. ;-(

Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (X+6iw)

195 Now we need a tax for the homeless children whose parents lost their jobs because of the head tax. There is no problem so great that more taxes won't solve it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (kR2HN)

196 182. I'll print the labels. You soak the old ones off Monastirka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

197 So sorry! That is going to hurt for awhile. ;-(
Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (X+6iw)


Tell me about it. #Ow

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (rJUlF)

198 Hi Infidel! I'm great. When you gonna come over to have a beer?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (kR2HN)

199 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

Thanks . I see that on some pick 4 and pick 3 games you can actually win something if that happens.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:46 PM (2DOZq)

200 I went big I thought & poof 10 ball was invented alas...

Posted by: r Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 14, 2018 10:46 PM (ICWiF)

201 183 Frank Sinatra's first hit single:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7klm1GS3v8
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

Saw one of Philly's greatest rockers last night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 10:46 PM (3Pma+)

202 I had a fall during rehearsal tonight and now my tailbone is all kinds of sore. Not cracked, thankfully.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
----------

Ah. The old bruised coccyx, eh? Odd, I never thought of you as a sore ass.

A little oil ought to help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:46 PM (58eZn)

203
That citation list is just weird.

Oh and I invented Hinds 56. total failure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 10:46 PM (r+sAi)

204 I have a patent on 3WD.

Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (X+6iw)

205 butthurt

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (+lOpA)

206 He is now barred from entering the US because of the sanctions that Trump put on him so Congress can't interview him even if they wanted to.



Deripaska got law enforcement parole visas to visit the US eight times under Obama.

He can come if Trump wants him to. In line with established precedent. Or not.

Posted by: Miklos, in the parking lot at Ft. Meade, the "Kaaba" at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

207 Have the scientists determined that kilauea is at no risk of an explosive eruption? ....the whole island could be a kill zone if that thing blows...people don't seen too worried about
Posted by: Seattle cup-o-joe mama at May 14, 2018 10:36 PM (nzKWW)

Hawaii is a mantle hot spot volcano chain. The lava is basaltic, and relatively low in water content, so high-pressure steam, making for explosive vulcanism like St. Helens is highly unlikely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (WFV7d)

208 Huh, I thought I invented Heinz 56. Maybe it was Heinz 55....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (kR2HN)

209 I don't think it's an exaggeration to say the Obama administration has blood on it's hands with all the high school "diversion" programs for thugs and bullies.

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (q177U)

210 Ruthless, can you get a beer on Sunday?

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (a3OL0)

211 And no one ever wants to play Dos with me...

Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (X+6iw)

212 Since Harry Reid actually retired rather than die in office, or risk getting voted out I don't care if his cancer was caught early or not.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (eASYU)

213 Pancreatic Thats a serious fast acting fatal one, right?
Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 10:32 PM (BZA5F)

Yes. It's often not diagnosed until it has metastasized into other organs. A guy I knew got it. Three months, and he was dead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:42 PM (WFV7d)


Horrible ...except...

Posted by: LASue at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (BZA5F)

214 Now we need a tax for the homeless children whose parents lost their jobs because of the head tax. There is no problem so great that more taxes won't solve it.
Posted by: Ruthless
----------

We need to raise property taxes to pay for affordable housing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (58eZn)

215 "Well...you did forget the tomatoes.



The freakin tomatoes.

Posted by: eleven"

Because tomatoes are a fruit, and it's a *vegetable* drink ya know?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

216 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:47 PM (WFV7d)

I learn something new everyday at aos.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (2DOZq)

217 Hey, I just had a great idea. Heinz 58! 8 Up! V-9! Sure winners each and every one! *Begins counting chickens*

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (kR2HN)

218 >>JackStraw, you're probably on top of this, but Bongino tied in a number of Russians and Russian companies with ties that always led back to Hillary. If you didn't hear him on Levin tonight, it might be worth listenIng to the podcast.

Hi RIRed. I didn't hear Bongino but I think I'm aware of the connections he was probably listing.

Feels like we are on the edge of a bursting damn.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (/tuJf)

219 I have a patent on 3WD.

I bought the rights to WD-1 thru WD-39.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (FJXGr)

220 Harry Reid has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer karma.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (Dp6qK)

221 Beer on Sunday? Hmm, there's a concept. I suspect you may be able to here at the Moab Brewery, since I know it's open every day and without beer, well, it wouldn't be a brewery much would it? Probably not until after noon, though. I should check that out.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:50 PM (kR2HN)

222 Speaking of The Black Keys.

Lies
https://youtu.be/k4eW53aVNIs

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:50 PM (pvjTE)

223 We've often discussed the failure that was WD-39.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:50 PM (58eZn)

224 Recent case in nh where lottery winner successfully kept her identity private before putting it in trust.
Don't remember the exact details, nor do I care, since it wasn't me.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (Aoygp)

225 I'm waiting to see what zillow.com says about the situation in Kilauea. Might be a good time to get in.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)

226 Did somebody say bursting dam?

Posted by: Flower Tucci at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (8SG/h)

227 Posted by: LadyTheo, laughing at Miklos at May 14, 2018 10:45 PM (X+6iw)

Ha!

I have forgotten the joke, but the laughter remains.

*Note to self-copyright this*

Posted by: Miklos, at your pleasure at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)

228 Pancreatic cancer really sucks. My grandfather had it. Diagnosis to funeral was six weeks.

Not even rooting against Harry Reid. Unlike another senator, he is not selfishly denying his constituents representation in the Senate.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (KOF8G)

229 If I hit one of those big lottery jackpots, first thing I'd do is get myself a good probate lawyer.

I'd probably just throw everything into some sort of trust where it can't be touched for like 20 years but I get interest payments, and then I'd live off that interest. It'd be good money! And then I could leave the principal to some lucky lady when I die.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:52 PM (wSC8T)

230 2 in One Oil. Another flop

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:52 PM (58eZn)

231 We need to raise property taxes to pay for affordable housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:48 PM (58eZn)


We must, of course, reward the useless and indolent, at the expense of the productive and prudent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2018 10:53 PM (NbPPt)

232 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:52 PM (wSC8T)

Didn't you read the lottery story that was posted. You may die sooner than you had planned.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

233 I don't want to see Harry Reid suffer from cancer. I'd rather see him eaten alive by worms like King Herod Agrippa.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (ABjxW)

234 I was sure everyone was going to buy the Magic-7 Ball...

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (FJXGr)

235 Well, off to bed. Everybody have fun and remember we split it evenly if we win.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)

236 It's hard to imagine a world without Hairy Reed in it. Nice, though.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (kR2HN)

237 Next couple of weeks? Maybe the Sat. before Memorial Day if you will be around. Have a bbq that Sunday. or the Sunday after that.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (a3OL0)

238 I bought the rights to WD-1 thru WD-39.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (FJXGr)

Yep. I got rights to VD-1 thru 41.

No takers.

Posted by: Miklos, hedge fund trimmer at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (zCyNd)

239 PW, I perceive that you are a good man.

Posted by: LadyTheo, looking for a guy who won the Powerball at May 14, 2018 10:54 PM (X+6iw)

240 229 If I hit one of those big lottery jackpots, first thing I'd do is get myself a good probate lawyer.

I'd probably just throw everything into some sort of trust where it can't be touched for like 20 years but I get interest payments, and then I'd live off that interest. It'd be good money! And then I could leave the principal to some lucky lady when I die.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:52 PM (wSC8T)


Except you're too intelligent to buy lottery tickets in the first place, the small but noticeable flaw in that plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (NbPPt)

241 The Seattle head tax is a compromise as the mayor said she'd veto the full $500. per. This one is, "Only", $275. per. Amazon is unhappy and considering they're looking at HQ2, this just seems like a bad idea. Starbucks and Alaska Airlines are going to take a big hit as well. Some 300 companies will be affected. Considering that the property taxes and sales taxes are already immense having jobs moving out of town isn't a great plan. Of course, once Amazon does walk away the city can just use the vacant high rises for housing.
that'll work really well.

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (wgCUV)

242 I'm waiting to see what zillow.com says about the situation in Kilauea. Might be a good time to get in.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)

They usually say that real estate is a good investment, because, "land, they aren't making any more of it". In Hawaii, that's not strictly true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (WFV7d)

243 >>Deripaska got law enforcement parole visas to visit the US eight times under Obama.

>>He can come if Trump wants him to. In line with established precedent. Or not.

Trump put sanctions on Deripaska personally last month. It has cost him billions not to mention control of his companies.

Something tells me Trump doesn't want him to talk right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (/tuJf)

244 I'm always around, except when I'm not. Funny that. Be sure to check ahead.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (kR2HN)

245 I was sure everyone was going to buy the Magic-7 Ball...
Posted by: t-bird
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I felt the same about The Pet Stone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:56 PM (58eZn)

246 Feels like we are on the edge of a bursting damn.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, I think critical mass has been reached. Starting to feel like summer of '73 Watergate hearings. Times 10.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 10:56 PM (Aoygp)

247
My Maddog 19 19 never sold much either.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 10:56 PM (r+sAi)

248 220 221

Whatever it takes

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:56 PM (2DOZq)

249 I read part of the story, Sebastian, and that guy seems to have made some bad, bad decisions right off the bat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (wSC8T)

250 John Oliver Explains Venezuela: Things Are Terrible But Don't Blame Socialism

Oliver says, "This is not just a story about socialism. There are plenty of socialist countries that look nothing like Venezuela. It's a story about epic mismanagement."

Yeah, boy, if they'd only had a Sanders or Fauxcahontas!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)

251 I bought the rights to WD-1 thru WD-39.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (FJXGr)

I got truckloads of Brown-25.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (ABjxW)

252 Actually the volcano is creating new land right now. Of course, it isn't exactly shovel ready, so to speak.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (kR2HN)

253 Of course, once Amazon does walk away the city can just use the vacant high rises for housing.
that'll work really well.
Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (wgCUV)

As someone from Boeing said years ago: "The last one out of Seattle turn off the lights."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (T71PA)

254 My Maddog 19 19 never sold much either.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I tried to talk Boone's Farm into making a prune wine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (58eZn)

255 Billy Dee Williams didn't mess with Colt 44 Malt Liquor.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (rJUlF)

256 I'm waiting to see what zillow.com says about the situation in Kilauea. Might be a good time to get in.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (FJXGr)


Lovely remains of a home with an authentic patina!
Back yard with built in fire pit!

This one won't last!

Posted by: Molnar Properties, LLC at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

257 You know that someone has a Motel 5 out there somewhere.

Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (FJXGr)

258
Over at thechive they have a thread that is military themed and one is a quote from an EOD guy who was asked about the job-related stress.

He said it wasn't stressful because "I'm either right or suddenly it is not my problem anymore."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (roQNm)

259 I have a friend who lives in Seattle, and he has warned me to not even think about driving into that city. Apparently it's a traffic hell.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (kR2HN)

260 Not even rooting against Harry Reid. Unlike another senator, he is not selfishly denying his constituents representation in the Senate.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2018 10:51 PM (KOF8G)

++++

Yup. Since he's out of politics, he's already dead to me. No need for me to care one way or another what becomes of him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (pvjTE)

261 They usually say that real estate is a good investment, because, "land, they aren't making any more of it". In Hawaii, that's not strictly true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (WFV7d)

Same goes for Holland. I speak from experience.

Posted by: Dutch Boy at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (qjyU5)

262 the same group that wanted/wants to tax miles driven, because green...?1!
then by all means begin the hollowing

Posted by: micky at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (dF9Lb)

263 If Trump wants Deripaska to come to the US the term will be rendition, not parole.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (MS0+a)

264 204. Neckless man from Ural Works wants word with you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (fA1SL)

265 I read part of the story, Sebastian, and that guy seems to have made some bad, bad decisions right off the bat

Important safety tip: Do not have affair with new wife's sister.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (KOF8G)

266 249 I read part of the story, Sebastian, and that guy seems to have made some bad, bad decisions right off the bat.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (wSC8T)

If you had read to the end you would have seen that his lucky lady shot him in the head with a shotgun.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

267 Chanel No. 2 - Didn't pan out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (58eZn)

268 I seriously had a concept of Motel One. You would hand the guests some boards and a hammer and nails and tell them they had to make their own bed.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (kR2HN)

269 The Seattle head tax is a compromise as the mayor said she'd veto the full $500. per. This one is, "Only", $275. per. Amazon is unhappy and considering they're looking at HQ2, this just seems like a bad idea. Starbucks and Alaska Airlines are going to take a big hit as well. Some 300 companies will be affected. Considering that the property taxes and sales taxes are already immense having jobs moving out of town isn't a great plan. Of course, once Amazon does walk away the city can just use the vacant high rises for housing.
that'll work really well.
Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (wgCUV)

"Compromise": a term of the left, meaning somewhat less stupidity than they were originally seeking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (WFV7d)

270
I lost a bundle starting up John Elk Tractors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:00 PM (r+sAi)

271 I think the spy/mole is Scott Mason, a congressional liaison for Trump. Tried to send it to Ace but failed. Matches Rushes SM.

Can someone pass it on?
I think it might be a good tip. Jules found him, she's good at this stuff.

Posted by: Farmer at May 14, 2018 11:00 PM (yJ1e6)

272

Hola Fapensteins...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:00 PM (AyGZp)

273 Something tells me Trump doesn't want him to talk right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2018 10:55 PM (/tuJf)

You have to take a lot, before you agree to give some of it back.

Posted by: Miklos, Art Dealer at May 14, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)

274 254 My Maddog 19 19 never sold much either.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
-------------

I tried to talk Boone's Farm into making a prune wine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (58eZn)

Isn't prune wine Dr Pepper and rum?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:01 PM (2DOZq)

275 Ruthless.
Traffic there is horrible. I hate going anywhere near the city.
They have not added a single mile or lane of new capacity in 30 years.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:01 PM (0tfLf)

276
Now we need a tax for the homeless children whose parents lost their jobs because of the head tax. There is no problem so great that more taxes won't solve it.
Posted by: Ruthless


Does Colorado have a head tax?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

277 I bought the rights to WD-1 thru WD-39.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2018 10:49 PM (FJXGr)

Check out my cool new blog twoofspades.com.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (Dp6qK)

278 274. Makes fine base for lower grade slivo, does prune wine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (fA1SL)

279 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090405241442304

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090484308275207

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090578776547328

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090677137158144

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090755717521408

Posted by: kbdabear at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (eh0Va)

280 Will do Ruthless.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (a3OL0)

281 I tried to talk Boone's Farm into making a prune wine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:58 PM (58eZn)

Mix it with Viagra, and call it "All-Ways Wine". Its gets you coming and going.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (WFV7d)

282 Anyone want to help me with a script I have? The working title is "The Medium Lebowski."

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (X+6iw)

283 Colorado had pot heads, so a different thing. They probably have a pot head tax though.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (kR2HN)

284 Traffic there is horrible. I hate going anywhere near the city.
They have not added a single mile or lane of new capacity in 30 years.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:01 PM (0tfLf)


Curiously, the homeless and welfare recipients are not much concerned about the traffic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (NbPPt)

285 "Compromise": a term of the left, meaning somewhat less stupidity than they were originally seeking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (WFV7d)



No it means, they only take 50% of what they want now, and in 2 years they try for the same increase again and only take 50% again, so they're at their full original demand.

Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (lKs2v)

286 Neckless man from Ural Works wants word with you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 10:59 PM (fA1SL)

Serious business. All Intellectual property rights were assigned to Hero Sgt. Kalashnikov.

Tough negotiators.

Posted by: Miklos, IPR consultant at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

287 The power to tax is the power to destroy.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (kR2HN)

288 Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM (kR2HN)


Hawaii and the JEF

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (3Pma+)

289 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090858859573248

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996090945060864000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996091032268832768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996091125873172485

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/996091217376174081

Posted by: kbdabear at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (eh0Va)

290 Great Infidel. Hope to see you soon.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (kR2HN)

291 230 2 in One Oil. Another flop
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 10:52 PM (58eZn)

68 just leaves you wanting more.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (Dp6qK)

292 Seattle is a traffic hell. They also are doing repaving on I-5 through town so lane closures. They are wanting to toll any vehicles that enter the downtown core. Parking, when available, is costly.
I escaped and can now freely point and laugh. If I need to fly out I take the airport shuttle. The bike lanes they've put in are costing $12 million per mile. High rents, high homeless population. Funny, they always talk about, "Our residents", on the streets but never seem to notice the out of state plates on lots of street, "Homes".

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 11:05 PM (wgCUV)

293 Check out my cool new blog twoofspades.com.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (Dp6qK)

Why not two.mu.nu?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2018 11:05 PM (qjyU5)

294 Thanks, Lady Theo! I'll keep you in mind if I win the Powerball.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)

295 Does Colorado have a head tax?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

Isn't the sales tax on legal pot effectively a head tax?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:05 PM (WFV7d)

296

San Francisco has an Anus Tax...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (AyGZp)

297
69 >> 96

Posted by: Mannix at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

298 We have enough armaments experts here at the HQ, I bet we could make big money off an AK 46.

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (X+6iw)

299
My car company Chubbylay never took off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (r+sAi)

300 286. Ha! Reminds me of the idiocy of Current Year. Cant buy from Saiga or Kalashnikov Concern. Can buy from Kalashnikov USA, subsidiary of an Israeli firm. IP, SMR don't know or care blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (fA1SL)

301 Traffic there is horrible. I hate going anywhere near the city.
They have not added a single mile or lane of new capacity in 30 years.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Which reminds me, I have a killer idea for an upgrade for roundabouts. The 'Squareabout'. You heard about it here first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (58eZn)

302
If they ever pass a ficus tax, I'm fucked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

303 There are 51 more possible blog names. Ace better watch out.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (kR2HN)

304 Head tax? If it's what I'm thinking of, Denver has one.

A special tax for working within city limits, right?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (wSC8T)

305 Curiously, the homeless and welfare recipients are not much concerned about the traffic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (NbPPt)

More "captive" motorists to panhandle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (WFV7d)

306
Curiously, the homeless and welfare recipients are not much concerned about the traffic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Slower moving traffic benefits the moochers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

307 298 We have enough armaments experts here at the HQ, I bet we could make big money off an AK 46.
Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (X+6iw)

Why not an AK-48? It's one higher after all.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (qjyU5)

308 Curiously, the homeless and welfare recipients are not much concerned about the traffic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Slower moving traffic benefits the moochers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)


That, and they don't worry about being late for work.

For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2018 11:08 PM (NbPPt)

309 307. SMR beat ya to the punch w/ AK74.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

310 There is already an AK-74. Upgraded design, more things that go up, chainsaw bayonet and everything.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:09 PM (kR2HN)

311 303 There are 51 more possible blog names. Ace better watch out.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (kR2HN)


Whew $3 bills are relieved

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)

312
something about mary.... 7 minute Abs! If you need it, get the extra minute free!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:09 PM (r+sAi)

313 We have enough armaments experts here at the HQ, I bet we could make big money off an AK 46.
Posted by: LadyTheo
------------

I check a person's gun-savvy by casually mentioning the AK-74, to see what they say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:09 PM (58eZn)

314 Every corporation should deduct $500 from employee paycheck s the week before municipal election day.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 11:09 PM (MS0+a)

315 Anyone want to help me with a script I have? The working title is "The Medium Lebowski."

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:03 PM (X+6iw)

With which spirits does this Lebowski communicate?

I will offer the use of the ancestral crystal ball, which is reputed to have mystical properties.

Actually, it's my Dad's old bowling ball, but literary license, eh? The miraculous stories are true, according to Dad...

Posted by: Miklos, seven perfect frames at May 14, 2018 11:10 PM (zCyNd)

316 How socialists in Seattle compromise.
We tax you $500 per worker.
Oh? You want no tax? Nyet.
Ok. We show how glorious we compromise. M
$275 per worker.
Now. You keep company in Seattle da??!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:10 PM (0tfLf)

317 Dystopian novels are always a hit.

But there is a Utopian story waiting to be written: conservatives, playing the long game, eventually colonize the empty shell cities on the coasts, after the kleptocrats have driven the populace away.

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:10 PM (X+6iw)

318 313. AK 74 is lighter weapon, firing a weak, ineffective round. Suitable for Uzbeks only.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

319 AK-74:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-74

Developed in early 70s, Rooskies first used it in Afghanistan. Fires a 5.45mm round.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

320 So the scene opens with a bowling ball seance? Kinky. But it has some holes in it.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (kR2HN)

321 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:06 PM (58eZn)

Will it cost as much if not more than a round about? If so the State of WI DOT will be ordering them by the gross

Fucking retarded bureaucrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+)

322 Jean. That is a great idea!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (0tfLf)

323

New Product Development Poll:

Would your prefer, for a new drink,

[] Viagra + Red Bull
[] ValuRite + Kaboom Extract
[] Purple Drank + PeptoBismol
[] Islamic Embalming Fluid + Gelignite Juice

Winning votes get a 1 month cellulose level membership!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (AyGZp)

324 The PI sounds like the harasser, not Zimmerman.

I don't know if the guy is a trouble magnet or if the press just likes to portray him as one.

George, don't send warnings. Dig holes instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

325 Why not an AK-48? It's one higher after all.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2018 11:07 PM (qjyU5)

Look at the marketing genius.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:11 PM (Dp6qK)

326 I wish I had something intelligent to say, but I just don't.
Oh wait...no that's not intelligent.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 14, 2018 11:12 PM (nBr1j)

327 I have a semi-auto AK 74.

Is nice.

Shoots better than my Vepr AKM

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:13 PM (xJa6I)

328 Will it cost as much if not more than a round about? If so the State of WI DOT will be ordering them by the gross

Fucking retarded bureaucrats
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------

If I can just get one built in Portland, everywhere else will fall in line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:13 PM (58eZn)

329 Anyone who has something intelligent to say doesn't belong in this crowd.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:13 PM (kR2HN)

330 Anyone want to help me with a script I have? The working title is "The Medium Lebowski."
<<<<<

The Dude Forsakes. Use that line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:14 PM (r+sAi)

331 Can buy from Kalashnikov USA, subsidiary of an Israeli firm.


Moscow is Third Rome.

Tel Aviv is Shared Service Center.

(also Center of Excellence)

(also laugh at stupid Six Sigma, from Romanian guy)

Posted by: Miklos, Kaizen trainer at May 14, 2018 11:14 PM (zCyNd)

332
I just heard them advertising the "Cindy Crawford Home Collection", furniture apparently.

Does Cindy come with it? If so, I'll give it go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

333 I had an option to buy a version of the '74. But I thought, 'No. This is not the way of SMR. Go .30 cal or go home to babushka.' Could I have found & afforded one, I'd have snagged an SVT40.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:14 PM (fA1SL)

334 Lady Theo! That's a great idea for a book. Kleptocrats eat everyone in coastal cities who can't escape. Patriots move in fo rthe extermination round.

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (wgCUV)

335 I bet my career on 98 Leadballons.

Posted by: Mena at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (UdKB7)

336 I have a 5.45x39 upper. Just to screw with people.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (MS0+a)

337 The AK is the Volkswagen of assault rifles.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (kR2HN)

338 Sometimes just upping the number is good. A Ruger Security 7 would be a pretty solid improvement over the Security 6, IMO. Who wouldn't like a seven-shot .357 revolver?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (wSC8T)

339 George, don't send warnings. Dig holes instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks

And don't forget the lye and shovels.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (a3OL0)

340 OK, I'll be the noon.

What's SMR.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (Dp6qK)

341

AK-48 sounds like something you would use to hunt Grizzle or Moose.

.480 caliber mounted on one of those German tracked vehicles to move it around through the bush.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 14, 2018 11:16 PM (roQNm)

342 Oh, snap! I never thought about finger holes in the ball!

[Scrambles to rewrite screenplay.]

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:16 PM (X+6iw)

343 Silly Murderous Rifle?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:16 PM (kR2HN)

344 What's SMR.

About 3 lbs...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:16 PM (AyGZp)

345 >>The AK is the Volkswagen of assault rifles.

Fahrvergnugen?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

346 >>>>Does Cindy come with it? If so, I'll give it go.


As long as her pie hole remains shut

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (3Pma+)

347 348 Smith & Wesson R-8. .357 in an 8 round cylinder.

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (wgCUV)

348 I have a couple of AK-74 empty cases. I enjoy getting people to play 'Guess the round' with it, and a few others. No one has called it yet. Same with .222 Rem Mag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (58eZn)

349 Who wouldn't like a seven-shot .357 revolver?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (wSC8T)

The guy selling 6 shot .357 revolvers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (Dp6qK)

350 Ok, did anything happen in the real world today that i should give a shart about?Forget Jerusalem; I know that. And it's only about 70 years late.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (Aoygp)

351 Okay. 338 duh

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (wgCUV)

352 331. We will see Paradise when Israelis adopt superior Kalashnikov platform rifle, made in CShaA, from American steel, smelted with clean, beautiful American coal, in 7.62x51. A man can dream.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

353 Thompson -- 50 .45 in a single cylinder. Well, drum. Same thing really.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (kR2HN)

354 As long as her pie hole remains shut


Or full...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (AyGZp)

355 Posted by: kbdabear at May 14, 2018 11:04 PM (eh0Va)

I have a strange, late night desire to renew my library card.

Posted by: Miklos, I like chicks in knee-high eyeglasses at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)

356 Sometimes just upping the number is good. A Ruger Security 7 would be a pretty solid improvement over the Security 6, IMO. Who wouldn't like a seven-shot .357 revolver?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

I think you do that in 327mag

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (MS0+a)

357
>>The AK is the Volkswagen of assault rifles.

Have they fixed the emission problems?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

358 That sounds really cool, Winston! Now, imagine an R-9.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)

359 335 I bet my career on 98 Leadballon...

Wouldn't you know. I have 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Posted by: LadyTheo, always one step behind at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (X+6iw)

360 >> As long as her pie hole remains shut

And her schtupp hole is open.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH)

361 If I ever won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone. Not a soul. Not even my wife.
Sorry, the lotteries everywhere always release winners' names as an anti-fraud measure so people know someone really won it and it wasn't just stolen by the lottery guys, or wasn't "won" by someone with ties to the lottery guys in a fix.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 11:19 PM (Evws/)

362 343. SMR = Slavic Master Race.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:19 PM (fA1SL)

363 338 Sometimes just upping the number is good. A Ruger Security 7 would be a pretty solid improvement over the Security 6, IMO. Who wouldn't like a seven-shot .357 revolver?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (wSC8T)

Ruger IS making a 'Security 9' now. Hammer fired 9mm. Very inexpensive, supposedly pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)

364 358 Heh.
I've fired the R-8. Very nice. Heavy frame but little recoil. It hits the other end like a .357 should.

Posted by: Winston at May 14, 2018 11:20 PM (wgCUV)

365 339 George, don't send warnings. Dig holes instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks

And don't forget the lye and shovels.
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (a3OL0)

Also yes, listen to Infidel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)

366 So...the data indicates the Interwebs are controlled by Croat-Romanian astronomers. That explains a lot!

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2018 11:20 PM (AMIL/)

367 Apropos of nothing, I stumbled across a bunch of videos about the Hurdy Gurdy. And no I haven't been drinking.
I find the Hurdy Gurdy an oddly interesting instrument.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 14, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)

368 If I ever won the lottery I would buy those nice crocodile skin boots I've been wanting. Like in that movie. With the crocodile.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:21 PM (kR2HN)

369
I've seen Kathy Ireland on Fox Business on the weekends. She doesn't sound anything like she did in the movie Alien From L.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

370 Is there an 8 cylinder Korth

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 11:21 PM (MS0+a)

371 #361 Addendum: and the lotteries here also have the right to publicize your photo and use you in commercials too.

And sorry if others have mentioned this. I arrived at comment #151 and then got caught up in another tab and posted blind not knowing it had gotten up to #360 in the meantime.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2018 11:21 PM (Evws/)

372 Anyone want some Seagram's 6?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 14, 2018 11:22 PM (GzDYP)

373 >> I have a strange, late night desire to renew my library card.

And squeeze off a few rounds.

That little butt bunny in #9 just pulls something outta me. And the Good Girl in #3 reminds me of the joys of kitchen debauchery.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

374 All the ladies know that I am a "59 minute man".

At closing time though, the ladies always leave with Billy Ward and the Dominoes.

And those Dominoes are a lot shorter than me.

Posted by: Miklos, one bourbon, one scotch, one beer at May 14, 2018 11:22 PM (zCyNd)

375 I find the Hurdy Gurdy an oddly interesting instrument.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem


Which reminds me, I haven't been to Shorpy for a while.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 11:22 PM (a3OL0)

376 that link on the court martial leads to the video of the humvee drop - damn that is one funny video! Yup, that's the Army alright.

I see they also punished the soldier who made that video and let it go viral, although they didn't kick him out. I guess his crime was Letting the Public see Conduct that was Deeply Embarrassing to his Superior Officers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:23 PM (V2Yro)

377 That Nagant revolver. I grabbed one and had it, unfired, for a decade. When I finally took it to the range, I was awestruck. Would be easier and faster and less effort to beat a man to death with it than to shoot him DA.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

378 Kathy Ireland talks? How unnecessary.

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 11:23 PM (Aoygp)

379 Ta-Grape Nehi is a terrible writer.

There, I said it.

Also he's racist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:23 PM (xJa6I)

380 Enough of this nonsense. Let's talk about beavers.

Posted by: LadyTheo, just one of the perseverators at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (X+6iw)

381 >>The AK is the Volkswagen of assault rifles.

Fahrvergnugen?


Feuervergnugen.

Posted by: ad man at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (Aub3P)

382 That does sound nice, Mark!

I wasn't aware of all these high-capacity revolvers! I should look into replacing that Ruger Security Six that I lost in a tragic boating accident.

Or, maybe stick with six shots in a Ruger .480 Super Redhawk. That'd be nice, too.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (wSC8T)

383 Now we're gonna get serious! Beavers for the win.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (kR2HN)

384 And don't forget the lye and shovels.

Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2018 11:15 PM (a3OL0)

Also Borax and washing soda.

Posted by: Miklos, out, damned spot! at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

385 372. Trade ya some Pimm's Cup # 7 for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

386 You're wrong!





*(generic argument starter)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (fuK7c)

387 The Texas Beaver Massacre.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (wSC8T)

388 384. For make clean your clothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

389
Enough of this nonsense. Let's talk about beavers.
Posted by: LadyTheo, just one of the perseverators


Nice beaver

http://www.engrish.com/2018/05/wood-you-buy-a-car-from-him/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

390 'Kathy Ireland talks? How unnecessary'

It's more of a squeak.

Posted by: f'd at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (UdKB7)

391 I said this the other day but will irritate everyone by repeating it.

I have a lot of respect for beavers. They can chew down a six inch tree in about 10 minutes. When I tried it it took hours!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (kR2HN)

392
Beaver is always on my mind. I've been told I'm a very vulvocentric thinker.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

393 Hoppe's # 8.
Strawberry-scented.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)

394 If you get enough beavers, you don't need the shovels, the lye, the Borax and the washing soda.

Posted by: LadyTheo, just one of the perseverators at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (X+6iw)

395 49 Don't some states require lottery winners to be named by law?

Posted by: buzzion


I think so. But there was a recent court case (state or fed, I don't know) where they ruled the winner's name could be withheld after he/she sued about it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (0ogQG)

396 A Beaver Too Far.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (wSC8T)

397
holy crap read this if you want to be pissed about taxes.

https://tinyurl.com/ybhw2m2d

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (r+sAi)

398 Ok, I give up. Sand man calling.
No gay jokes, ya fags

Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (Aoygp)

399 How much beave could a beaver beave if a beaver could beave beave?

Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (AMIL/)

400 The good, the bad and the beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)

401 OK everyone, do we REALLY want to go all beaver again? Surely there is something else to discuss. Weasels? That might be a good one.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (kR2HN)

402 Has anyone tried the Ronco Beaver Cleaver? I'm considering buying one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (ga0eq)

403 Enough of this nonsense. Let's talk about beavers.

Posted by: LadyTheo, just one of the perseverators at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (X+6iw)

*chews on something, flat tail wagging, well more like flapping*

Posted by: Miklos Cleaver at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

404 The Beaver on the River Kwai.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)

405 What was the marketing suggestion for condoms?

Only come in sizes marked Large and Extra Large.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (2DOZq)

406 Who's Afraid of Virginia Beaver?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)

407 Seven Brides For Seven Beavers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (wSC8T)

408 Kdabear the eyes have it tonight

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (MS0+a)

409 394. Not true. In America, first you get the borax. Then you get the washing soda. Then you get the beavers

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

410 Fapping Beavers? I saw them open for .... never mind.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (kR2HN)

411 Look Who's Beaver's Talking

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)

412 6 Up, soft drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (58eZn)

413 Beaverfield Earth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)

414
Be careful, beavers will bite your nipple off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjerEk16b7w

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

415 Beavership Troopers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)

416 I have news for all this brilliant Chicago Fed economists. There is a very, very easy way out of the Illinois Pension debacle, in fact in the end it is what i predict this is what will happen, because it's what always happens when you don't plan ahead and think you can get away with anything.

All of you chumps who believed Illinois was going to make good on it's promises to you - 10 cents on the dollah. That's what you gonna get. If you don't like it, you can get 5.

They always say they're gonna riot, but they don't riot. They're too old. They just gonna sit in their wheel chairs and curse the cold beans and rice they get to eat for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:29 PM (V2Yro)

417 Trade ya some Pimm's Cup # 7 for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

Deal!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 14, 2018 11:29 PM (GzDYP)

418 Cool Hand Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:29 PM (xJa6I)

419

Kalishnabeavers vs. Coltweasels...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:29 PM (AyGZp)

420 The Beaver of San Franciso

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:29 PM (xJa6I)

421 I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit a beaver.

Posted by: Werner von Braun at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (ga0eq)

422 Beaverado.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (wSC8T)

423 True Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (xJa6I)

424 419. Kalashnabeavers, ftw!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (fA1SL)

425 Hoppe's # 8.
Strawberry-scented.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)

Illegal. 28th Amendment.

Posted by: Miklos , as good a constitutional scholar as your likely to get at this hour at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

426 Ten cents on the dollar is probably about what we get from SS if you adjust for inflation and devaluation of the $$,

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (kR2HN)

427 And there it goes, my friends. The train just went off the rails.

Chaos, mayhem, destruction, and beavers.

My work here is done.

Posted by: LadyTheo, casually tossing out OCD bait for the 'rons at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (X+6iw)

428 Beaver Seller, staring James Woods and Brian Dennehey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (xJa6I)

429 397

holy crap read this if you want to be pissed about taxes.

https://tinyurl.com/ybhw2m2d


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (r+sAi)


Welfare needs to be significantly cut back.
Very, very significantly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (8iiMU)

430 Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind.

Posted by: Beaver pie at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (UdKB7)

431 Bedtime for me. Early work meeting today, I'm done for.

Mark my words, I expect some credit when J and
I have clearly identified the spy/mole.

G'Nite you Morons, be well. Love you guys.

Posted by: Farmermolemolem at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (yJ1e6)

432 Dr. Strangebeaver, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (xJa6I)

433 Come on guys. Weasels. Beavers have been done to death already.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (kR2HN)

434 My sis had an OBGYN doc whose name was Harry Beaver. ISYNot.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (GzDYP)

435

Damn beaverwine, yes, KalAshnabeavers... thank you Sir...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (AyGZp)

436 Forget it, Jake; it's Beavertown.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (wSC8T)

437
Beaver hunt!

Posted by: Larry Flynt at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

438 425 Hoppe's # 8.
Strawberry-scented.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)

Illegal. 28th Amendment.
Posted by: Miklos , as good a constitutional scholar as your likely to get at this hour at May 14, 2018 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

Aw

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (xJa6I)

439 430. With beaver - close encounter is best encounter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

440 The House of 10,000 Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (xJa6I)

441 Well, it was a nice ONT while it lasted... Sigh.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (kR2HN)

442 My business partner and I spent hundreds of hours developing and writing content for a website of ours dedicated specifically to sports betting in the USA on what we believed to be a good chance that SCOTUS does EXACTLY WHAT IT DID WOOHOO!!

Posted by: ElKomandante at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (kwM4p)

443 All The President's Beavers

Posted by: Beaver pie at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (UdKB7)

444 Kentucky has a teacher pension problem as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)

445 433 Sorry, Ruthless.

Maybe hamsters will sidetrack them.

Posted by: LadyTheo, casually tossing out OCD bait for the 'rons at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (X+6iw)

446 Old Beaver

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

447 All beavers are hairy.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (kR2HN)

448

we have done weasels many times... now about... HERRINGS!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (AyGZp)

449 Beavers are for Loving, staring Cheri Caffaro

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (xJa6I)

450 Who runs Beavertown?
I run Beavertown!

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (8iiMU)

451 There's money in them thar beavers.

But if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Posted by: John Jacob "Miklos" Astor at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (zCyNd)

452 442. We know who's buying drinks, don't we?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (fA1SL)

453 Hamsters! Yeah. Hamster Dance! Da da da da *wriggles around like a hamster*

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (kR2HN)

454 Forrest Beaver

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (2DOZq)

455 The Beavers of the Galaxy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (xJa6I)

456 I'm guessing Zimmerman's 67 text messages weren't unanswered. It's easy to rack up that many in the course of conversation. I had a pissed off girlfriend that probably sent me that many in one night when I blew her off to go drinking with my boss and the business owner.

Leave the poor guy alone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (HOB/q)

457 All right, Ruthless; I'll revise my last comment...

Forget it, Jake; it's Weaseltown.

"That's Wesselton!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:33 PM (wSC8T)

458 Also Borax and washing soda.
Posted by: Miklos, out, damned spot! at May 14, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

Pro tip: For those among us who get their hands greasy working on machinery, like cars or lawnmowers, heh, and use that white jellied lanolin hand cleaner, like GoJo, here's a winner: rub the GoJo into your hands, and then dip the fingers of one hand into a tub of washing soda crystals. Continue scrubbing. The washing soda acts as scrubbing grit, and really gets the dirt out of your hide. Then rinse your hands with water, and the soda saponifies the lanolin, and your hands rinse absolutely clean, and free of oily residue. No grease, no smell, just clean skin. And it's mild. Cuts don't sting, and your skin stays on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (WFV7d)

459 Mad Max: Beyond Beaverdome

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)

460 That Jared Kushner gave a pretty good speech today.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (+lOpA)

461 Raiders of the Lost Beaver

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (2DOZq)

462 Yeah, I suppose beavers actually are a type of weasel so there'd be no point....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (kR2HN)

463 When all else fails...

'SQUIRREL!!!!!"

Posted by: LadyTheo, casually tossing out OCD bait for the 'rons at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (X+6iw)

464 Pro tip: For those among us who get their hands greasy working on machinery, like cars or lawnmowers, heh, and use that white jellied lanolin hand cleaner, like GoJo, here's a winner: rub the GoJo into your hands, and then dip the fingers of one hand into a tub of washing soda crystals. Continue scrubbing. The washing soda acts as scrubbing grit, and really gets the dirt out of your hide. Then rinse your hands with water, and the soda saponifies the lanolin, and your hands rinse absolutely clean, and free of oily residue. No grease, no smell, just clean skin. And it's mild. Cuts don't sting, and your skin stays on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (WFV7d)

*Makes notes*

Thank you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)

465 Wounds my heart with monotonous Beavers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (V2Yro)

466
I'm guessing Zimmerman's 67 text messages weren't unanswered.

What about the Zimmerman telegram?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (IqV8l)

467 Harry and the Beavers

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (2DOZq)

468 Dirty Harry: Beaver Force

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

469 Kentucky has a teacher pension problem as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)

Overinvested in beaver futures?

Posted by: Miklos, fund hedgehog manager at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

470 Squirrels!Yeah, that's it. Did you hear the one about the blind squirrel?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (kR2HN)

471 The Bad News Beavers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (wSC8T)

472 I have always wondered if the writers of Leave It To Beaver was just laughing at the people of the 50's and 60's behind our backs. Beaver Cleaver?! "Don't be too hard on the Beav, Ward."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (9BLnV)

473 Bury My Heart at Wounded Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

474 Three Men and a Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

475 Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a beaver and he gets a Vogue magazine cover.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (ga0eq)

476 I went to a beaver funeral to comfort the widow.

She was the beveareaved.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (QzJWU)

477 458.
How dare you give away Ancient Slavic Secret?
* shakes fist *
Yeah.....gojo is the go-to cleaner for skin. And leather. And antique wood furniture. And cameras. And laundry. And really everything. Amazing stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (fA1SL)

478 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

479
I told ya'll, never mention that incident at Big Beaver again. I'll never live down the shame.

Posted by: Col. Angus at May 14, 2018 11:36 PM (8O3HH)

480 I can't beaver I ate the whole thing.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (kR2HN)

481 A Few Good Beavers

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

482 Destry Rides a Beaver

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (V2Yro)

483 Ask not what that beaver can do for you; ask what you can do for that beaver!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (wSC8T)

484 The Beaver Wore Prada

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (xJa6I)

485
Beware the Werebeaver

Posted by: Frankenbeaver at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (UdKB7)

486 Goodnight Horde!

My head is spinning from all the revelations these past few days.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (HiDrR)

487 This was way too easy. I'm off to continue binge-watching Homeland.

PW--be thinking of those numbers, eh?

Posted by: LadyTheo, casually tossing out OCD bait for the 'rons at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (X+6iw)

488

You must cut down the mightiest beaver in the forest with...

a weaselherring!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (AyGZp)

489 Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?

Posted by: June Cleaver at May 14, 2018 11:37 PM (HOB/q)

490 Back in Elizabethan England, the Scottish beaver rievers terrorized the borderlands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (ga0eq)

491 A Boy and his Beaver, starring Don Johnson

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (xJa6I)

492 Beaver or not

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (2DOZq)

493 No Country for Old Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (xJa6I)

494 Good night, Lady Theo!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (wSC8T)

495 I say, old chaps...

Posted by: Lord Beaverbrook at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (zCyNd)

496
https://vimeo.com/72516124

Back when SNL was funny.

Posted by: Col. Angus at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

497 Can we please just stop with the beavers?


Seriously. Grow up.

Posted by: Demi Moore at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (+lOpA)

498 Wasn't there a comic book character called Bucky Beaver? Seems I have some vague memory, or is that just early onset AZH?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (kR2HN)

499 Shakespeare in Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (xJa6I)

500 If I hear one more broadcaster say marrying British Royalty is the AMERICAN DREAM I'm gonna barf. When the hell did that become the American dream? Where was I? Ugh.

Her father is now not coming, and it is trauma for her. *eyeroll* She's a vocal, irritating feminist and married 2 times already. She can walk herself down the aisle. Or have her mother do so. Strike a blow for both feminism and diversity. The press will eat it up.

Yea, sick of the whole thing. It was soap opera funny right up until American Dream started being mentioned. Really riles me.

I'm a real crankshaft lately.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (St5qb)

501 Beaver Perversity in Chicago
AKA
About Last Night's Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:39 PM (xJa6I)

502 Four Beavers and a Fundament

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:39 PM (fA1SL)

503 I Love a beaver
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

Posted by: the Monkees at May 14, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

504 That Beaver Show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:39 PM (xJa6I)

505 Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right; here I am,
stuck in the beaver with you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)

506 Beaver Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)

507 500 If I hear one more broadcaster say marrying British Royalty is the AMERICAN DREAM I'm gonna barf. When the hell did that become the American dream? Where was I? Ugh.

---------

$85 says Harry is no decendant of William the Conqueror.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (ga0eq)

508 492
Beaver or not





Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (2DOZq)

...I'm walking on air?

Posted by: Greatest American Beaver at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (8iiMU)

509 Thank you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)

You're welcome. It's my standard routine in the shop here. It really works. Remember, washing soda, not baking soda. Laundry aisle in the supermarket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (WFV7d)

510 498. He retired. Opened a chain of travel-plazas in Texas. Amazing nuggets, clean bathrooms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (fA1SL)

511 Somewhere in Beaver, starring Christopher Reeve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)

512 The Princess Beaver

Posted by: Beobeaver at May 14, 2018 11:41 PM (UdKB7)

513 more broadcaster say marrying British Royalty is the AMERICAN DREAM I'm gonna barf. When the hell did that become the American dream? Where was I? Ugh.

Her father is now not coming, and it is trauma for her. *eyeroll* She's a vocal, irritating feminist and married 2 times already. She can walk herself down the aisle. Or have her mother do so. Strike a blow for both feminism and diversity. The press will eat it up.

Yea, sick of the whole thing. It was soap opera funny right up until American Dream started being mentioned. Really riles me.

I'm a real crankshaft lately.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May




well, the reason Americans have any infatuation with british royalty is because every American assumes that if we had royalty they would be royalty.

no understanding or experience with the class system.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

514 The Beaver Rose of Cairo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:41 PM (xJa6I)

515 To Beav-er not to beav-er

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (nBr1j)

516 The serfs rarely have a clear grasp of the situation.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (kR2HN)

517 Beaver Can Wait.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (wSC8T)

518 Pootie Tang

No, that's an actual movie. Hmmmm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

519 509. I've made bank bigly from gojo, borax, washing soda, and fel's naptha soap. The life of a laundry man is glamorous, innit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (fA1SL)

520 Only Beavers Have Wings

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

521 Beaver or leave her, that is the question.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (kR2HN)

522 The Last Angry Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (aljs9)

523 Beavers with Dirty Faces

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

524 A Fistful of Beaver.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (wSC8T)

525 UK now clamors for common-sense crossbow laws

Deadly crossbows sold on High Street without need for a licence or background checks

https://tinyurl.com/ybzwvzd8

Posted by: kbdabear at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (eh0Va)

526 The Maltese Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (xJa6I)

527 A female friend in Seattle had bought a house in Seattle. She must be doing well because the prices are insane.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (rnAwa)

528 The Beaver Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (xJa6I)

529 Gone with the Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (aljs9)

530 A friend of mine won a flat million dollars back in 2007. He's a pretty much conservative kind of guy in his habits but he did splurge on a new car, nothing ostentatious, just a very nice vehicle. He also bought a new bowling ball and had the kitchen redone for the wife. He paid off his house because he felt the increase in his disposable income from that alone made for him being able to splurge a bit without touching his nest egg.

Put the rest in investment accounts. He kind of freaked out when the market collapse happened, but he's made it all back and more. What makes him really happy is knowing he will be able to retire at 60 instead of having to work till 67.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (RfzVr)

531 Seriously. Grow up.
Posted by: Demi Moore at May 14, 2018 11:38 PM (+lOpA)

OK. Twelve Angry Hardwoods.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)

532 and married 2 times already.

so, she does butt stuff, with verve and vigor...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (AyGZp)

533 The Magnificent Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

534 I want you guys to note that I did not start this buck toothed critter meme. I do admit to being among the first to encourage it, but I did try to put the cork back in the bottle. I suggested alternatives, but No-o-o it had to be beavers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (kR2HN)

535 The Seven Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (xJa6I)

536 Oh dream beaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Oh dream beaver
I believe we can reach the morning light

Posted by: Gary Wright at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (HOB/q)

537 A friend of mine won a flat million dollars back in 2007.

---------

A million bucks isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (ga0eq)

538 One Flew Over the Beaver's Nest

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 14, 2018 11:44 PM (2DOZq)

539 Oh and Megan Markle is a whore.

And I don't just mean 'actress'. I mean 'pay to play'.

Guessing the groom doesn't know this.

Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

540 The Canterville Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

541 *waves to y5*

Posted by: Smh in wonder at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (SCu3s)

542 The Best Beavers of Our Lives

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

543 Rich, Corinthian beaver.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (wSC8T)

544 Beavers Were Expendable

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

545 It's a beaver.

Posted by: Buc-ee's at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (0ReGO)

546 Hang 'Em Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (xJa6I)

547 Two Men and a Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:45 PM (aljs9)

548 None Dare Call It Beaver

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (ga0eq)

549 A Night in Old Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (xJa6I)

550 A Fistful of Beaver Mish.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:42 PM (wSC8T)
Golden Scalp Weasel in Chief.



FIFY



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

551 Arsenic and Old Beaver

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Beaver at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (UdKB7)

552 The silly has gotten completely out of hand. Alas fair ONT, you are doomed to being gnawed to death by a horde of beaver-punning Morons.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (kR2HN)

553 Das Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (xJa6I)

554 The Joy of Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (aljs9)

555 I live in Boulder County. The class system I see here is at least as bad as the one I saw in the UK. I am not exaggerating.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (6FqZa)

556 >> Oh and Megan Markle is a whore.


An American Beaver in London

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (q5D/u)

557 Beaver in the Rain

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (xJa6I)

558 An American WereBeaver in London

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (xJa6I)

559 Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Beavers


I'm getting a serious sense of deja vu here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (ga0eq)

560

SIS was vetting her, but she gave 'em butt stuff so they gave her a pass...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (AyGZp)

561 442. We know who's buying drinks, don't we?
Hopefully it turns out that way. Wheels of government and all, but a good number of states do seem quite excited to get the beaver rolling now that SCOTUS has made it a state issue.

Posted by: ElKomandante at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (kwM4p)

562 If you're all back to the beaver puns I guess I'll head back to work.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (IcT7t)

563 555. In the end, it always comes down to social class, dunnit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (fA1SL)

564 Under a Beaver Moon, starring Prince

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (xJa6I)

565 It's like Groundhog Day. Only with beavers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (kR2HN)

566 An American Beaver in London
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (q5D/u)

---

*golf clap*

Posted by: Smh in wonder at May 14, 2018 11:47 PM (SCu3s)

567 Posted by: Hillary Rodham Beaver at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (UdKB7)

HRBWNBBOTUS!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (8iiMU)

568 If it harms beavers, we're against it.

Posted by: Buc-ee's at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (0ReGO)

569 Damn, Garret.

That's some telepathy there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (xJa6I)

570 Despicable Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (aljs9)

571 What's up Morons?

I got a big pile of Metal LPs in the mail, today.

Cleaning them up right now.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (q5D/u)

572 The Amazing Technicolor Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (xJa6I)

573 Why don't we work on two-toed ungulates for a spell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (ga0eq)

574 Oh and Megan Markle is a whore.

And I don't just mean 'actress'. I mean 'pay to play'.

Guessing the groom doesn't know this.

Yet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May




not that I am disagreeing but how do we know she is a whore?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

575 The English Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:49 PM (aljs9)

576
I got a big pile of Metal LPs in the mail, today.

--------

They must wear like iron.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2018 11:49 PM (ga0eq)

577 Posted by: Buc-ee's at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (0ReGO)

---

Love your billboards.

Posted by: Smh in wonder at May 14, 2018 11:49 PM (SCu3s)

578 568. May I just say, for those living in shithole nations like most of America - Buc-Ee's is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy and have nuggets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

579 >>not that I am disagreeing but how do we know she is a whore?


And what, specifically, were her rates?

Is she well reviewed?

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:49 PM (q5D/u)

580 well, the reason Americans have any infatuation with british royalty is because every American assumes that if we had royalty they would be royalty.

no understanding or experience with the class system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)


England is still a caste system in many ways. People don't get that. Blood matters more...you cannot buy your way into the upperclass. You either have the bloodline or you don't. It's quite hardened into their systems. Still. To this day. "

"Don't get above your station", ain't in the past. Even in the lower classes. Boggles my mind. I would never, ever curtsey to a royal. To anyone really. So this American Dream thing riles. Also the rank hypocrisy of this American chick.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (St5qb)

581 I'll never be, your Beast of Beaver,
I walked that batter, I'm no Tom Seaver,
all I want, is for you to give a dam!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (wSC8T)

582 Citizen Beaver

Posted by: O Wells at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (XcgmW)

583 On a non-Castor canadensis topic-

Can't say I'm surprised.

Need a job handling luggage.

Lenin was wrong. We are sending them the money, and they won't use rope.


https://tinyurl.com/ybhw2m2d

Posted by: Mystified Miklos at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)

584 Dances with Beavers.



(Now Heidi's involved.....gees)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (aljs9)

585 Force 9 From Beaver Space

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 14, 2018 11:50 PM (nBr1j)

586 Looking for Mr. GoodBeaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (xJa6I)

587 Ah, Googled it. Bucky Beaver was the spokes-animal for Ipana toothpaste for 50 years. Big shiny choppers for the win.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (kR2HN)

588 Miniver Beaver, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.

Posted by: E.A. Robinson at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (HOB/q)

589 Beaver from Shanghai

Posted by: O Wells at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (XcgmW)

590

"Don't get above your station", ain't in the past. Even in the lower classes. Boggles my mind. I would never, ever curtsey to a royal. To anyone really. So this American Dream thing riles. Also the rank hypocrisy of this American chick.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May




yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (MTjB1)

591 Beaverhunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:51 PM (xJa6I)

592 And the insanity goes on.... Who will rid me of this troublesome meme?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (kR2HN)

593 All I've got is, "Dreeeeeeam Beavers."

This feels kinda stupid.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (GzDYP)

594 Touch of Beaver

Posted by: O Wells at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (XcgmW)

595 Where Beavers Dare

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (xJa6I)

596 Driving Miss Beaver

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (aljs9)

597 A Man for All Beavers.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (nBr1j)

598 What's up Morons?

I got a big pile of Metal LPs in the mail, today.

Cleaning them up right now.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (q5D/u)




All of my LPs are vinyl. I think I was cheated.

You using WD-39 to do the cleanup there, eh?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

599 Beaver, beaver, beaver.

What am I, chopped liver?

http://www.bush-planes.com/Noorduyn-Norseman.html

Posted by: Noorduyn Norseman at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (WFV7d)

600 589. Five thousand nuggets. This is the easiest money you'll ever make, fella.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

601 Megan Markle was overtly whoring herself out? Any sources on this? (I don't doubt it btw.)

Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (8SG/h)

602 Debbie Does Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (xJa6I)

603 If you build it the beavers will come ... and chew it down.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (kR2HN)

604 Fried Green Beavers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (aljs9)

605 592
And the insanity goes on.... Who will rid me of this troublesome meme?


Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (kR2HN)

I can't do strikethroughs, but it's "beaver", not "meme".....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (8iiMU)

606 I've been to Boulder many times, BTH, and it's my impression that you're absolutely correct about it having a caste system.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (wSC8T)

607 >>All of my LPs are vinyl.


The Stampers were METAL!

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (q5D/u)

608 The Beaver of Queens

Posted by: TV Land at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (XcgmW)

609 601 Megan Markle was overtly whoring herself out? Any sources on this? (I don't doubt it btw.)
Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (8SG/h)

Gossip sites only, but it was a pretty open secret she does 'yachting'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

610 Oh and Megan Markle is a whore.

And I don't just mean 'actress'. I mean 'pay to play'.




I think she is a hypocrite, but this whore thing is bollocks. There are people angry and jealous who are slinging shit. It doesn't track at all.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (St5qb)

611 Everybody Loves Beaver

Posted by: TV Land at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (XcgmW)

612 "Don't get above your station", ain't in the past.

---

Preach on, sister!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (SCu3s)

613 does your beaver squeak?

Try CASTOR oil!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (2K6fY)

614 A Beaver Too Far

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

615 Von Beaver's Express

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

616 Big Trouble In Little Beaver.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (wSC8T)

617 Saturday Night Beaver

Posted by: John Travolta at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (HOB/q)

618 The Hunt for Red Beaverr

Heidi's en fuego

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (aljs9)

619 A Nightmare on Beaver Street

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (xJa6I)

620 Beaver on the River Kwai

Posted by: Alec Guiness at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (8iiMU)

621 been to Boulder many times, BTH, and it's my impression that you're absolutely correct about it having a caste system.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May




boulder has a caste system? hippies and college students then what?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

622 You know, I missed the original Beavermania night, so it's really nice of you guys to do a full scale reenactment just for me. Thanks!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (kR2HN)

623 how do we know she is a whore?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

If so, 'tis a pity.

Posted by: John Ford (not that one) at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (zCyNd)

624 The Little Beaver Who Lives Down the Lane

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:54 PM (xJa6I)

625
It seems like every royal bride gets accused of being a yacht girl.

That happened with Queen Letizia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)

626 618. Subtitle - The Anna Chapman Story

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

627 How Green Was My Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (xJa6I)

628 Oh not again!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (mMeIQ)

629 Band of Beavers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (aljs9)

630 Last Beaver on the Left

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

631 Infinity Beaver

Posted by: some random studio at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (8iiMU)

632 Saturday Night Beaver

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (2NqXo)

633 Got the truck loaded, parked it in the shade, garden tractor on the trailer all buttoned up and ready to go - the driver's window won't go up.

I go to Auto Zone with the switch that was purchased 3 years ago. It has a lifetime warranty. Not only that the price today is $20 less than when I purchased it and They Gave Me a Refund!

The bad news is it wasn't the switch. Well, after searching utube for a way to get the window up, to no avail. I decided a night ride would be the coolest.

So, here I am in my beloved country with a sky full of stars preparing to call my mechanic in the morning. And thanking you all for being here and Praise the Lord I've arrived.

Posted by: gNewt at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (Kz9dH)

634 An American Beaver in London
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:46 PM (q5D/u)


Her Royal Highness to you.

Posted by: we miss the Queen Mum, what liked champagne at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (zCyNd)

635 Hi WDS! Yes, the Horde has gone completely off the rails over beavers again. It's Groundhog Day all over again, with beavers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (kR2HN)

636 Captain Beaver: The First Avenger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

637 Y5 @11:54... Very, very wealthy landowners.

Median home value in Boulder is $1.2 million.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (wSC8T)

638 I could have done without the encore, Ruthless.

Posted by: SMH in wonder (at the number of beaver jokes) at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (SCu3s)

639 632 Saturday Night Beaver
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (2NqXo)

Niiiiice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

640 yankeefifth: I'm thinking of the smug people in their $2 million homes boasting of their Masters' degrees, living far away from any minorities, seeing Trump voters as ignorant, stupid, and generally beneath them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (6FqZa)

641 The Stampers were METAL!
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (q5D/u)

I saw The Stampers open for the Zulu Gumboot Dancers at the Hippodrome in '83. They rocked the joint!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:57 PM (WFV7d)

642 Invasion of the Beaver Snatchers.....er...wait a minute....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 14, 2018 11:57 PM (8iiMU)

643 MetalBeaver: The Destruction of Jared Syn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:57 PM (xJa6I)

644 I tried to beat some sense into them, offered weasels and squirrels as alternatives, but no, it had to be beavers. Beavers or nothing.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (kR2HN)

645 Ok,, I'm cryin here.

Gotta stop so I can sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (aljs9)

646 609 601 Megan Markle was overtly whoring herself out? Any sources on this? (I don't doubt it btw.)
Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (8SG/h)

Gossip sites only, but it was a pretty open secret she does 'yachting'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

'Yatching" is a dead giveaway like those Instagram "models" who get their pictures taken alone in expensive foreign cities.

Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (8SG/h)

647 Ice, Beer, Jerky Nuggets: The 3 Food Groups

Posted by: Buc-ee's at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (0ReGO)

648 *reads the side bar comic story*

Anti - Felafels as heroes? Bet that comic becomes a collectors item because so many will use that issue as bird liner on birds they hate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (ALeMO)

649 The Beaver Who Knew Too Much

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (xJa6I)

650 Y5 @11:54... Very, very wealthy landowners.

Median home value in Boulder is $1.2 million.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May




got it thanks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (MTjB1)

651 One of the girls-only dorms at Loyola University in New Orleans is named Biever Hall.

Don't ask how I know this, or why I remember.

Posted by: Mardi Gras Miklos at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (zCyNd)

652 641. Gumboot. Sigh.....memories. I used to bribe the barkeep at a certain joint to play that when I would entertain The One Who Got Away. Praise Kek and Tengri I didn't catch her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (fA1SL)

653 Dam it, Janet!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (2NqXo)

654 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (6FqZa)


Not a caste system. No bloodline prevents you from joining them. Those are just limousine liberals, or champagne socialists. No limitations on you becoming like them and accepted. Not a caste system.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (St5qb)

655 OMG, I think my IQ has dropped about twenty points just in the last hour.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (kR2HN)

656 Sigh

Posted by: gNewt at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (Kz9dH)

657 Beaver Vs The Atomic Mummy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (xJa6I)

658 Rear Beaver

Posted by: Alfred Beavercock at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (8iiMU)

659
'Yatching" is a dead giveaway like those Instagram "models" who get their pictures taken alone in expensive foreign cities.
Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (8SG/h)

"Yatching" is what happens if you drink too many Long Island iced teas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:00 AM (WFV7d)

660 Beaver of Destruction

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (xJa6I)

661 Subtitle - The Anna Chapman Story

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 14, 2018 11:55 PM (fA1SL)

I would call it "Reds" but I think that one is taken.

Posted by: Miklos, nomenklaturaing at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (zCyNd)

662 The Beaver Who Gnaw Too Much

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (2NqXo)

663 Oh Ruthless......would have thought the Beaver liquor tees door prizes would have fended them off...but oh no!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)

664 Seven Beavers for Seven Brothers

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (aljs9)

665 The Beaver who never was

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (qjyU5)

666 Beaver for All Seasons

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (fA1SL)

667 yankeefifth: I'm thinking of the smug people in their $2 million homes boasting of their Masters' degrees, living far away from any minorities, seeing Trump voters as ignorant, stupid, and generally beneath them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 14, 2018 11:56 PM (6FqZa)


They can afford their smugness - they've bought their way out of physical danger.

But Honestly ... the kind of Social Mores and Principles that are valued in Wealthy Suburbia will get your Ass Kicked in the White Trash Trailer Park - and Killed in the Hood.

The World really does work different the lower you go in the classes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (fiGNd)

668 SMH, they're being so silly tonight.

More importantly, how's life on the farm with the Grandbabies? Enjoying springtime? Sounds so wonderful for you all!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (GzDYP)

669 It's a sickness, it is. Beaver addiction disorder.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (kR2HN)

670 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Beavers*

*But Were Afraid to Ask

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (xJa6I)

671 http://www.jdunderground.com/ot/thread.php?threadId=159331#post10515526




yacht girl, boat cake, puck bunnies




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

672 Yes! Poat of teh Beast!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (fA1SL)

673 Manhattan Beaver Mystery

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (xJa6I)

674 Dirty Rotten Beavers

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (q5D/u)

675 The Beaver Who Chew Too Much

Posted by: Third Times a Charm at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (HOB/q)

676 Dam it, Janet!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 14, 2018 11:59 PM (2NqXo)

It's OK-Brad is running for Congress as a Republican in every single district.

Posted by: The Miklos Political Scoresheet at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (zCyNd)

677 Dead Men Don't Wear Beaver

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (q5D/u)

678 The Beaver Who Would Be King

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (xJa6I)

679 Oh Ruthless......would have thought the Beaver liquor tees door prizes would have fended them off...but oh no!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)

Needs to be combined with a card room: Liquor in the front, and poker in the rear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (WFV7d)

680 Gunga Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (xJa6I)

681 Beavers Over Broadway

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (fA1SL)

682 The Jungle Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (xJa6I)

683 Beaverlon 5

Posted by: Bruce Beaverleitner at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (8iiMU)

684 They can afford their smugness - they've bought their way out of physical danger.

But Honestly ... the kind of Social Mores and Principles that are valued in Wealthy Suburbia will get your Ass Kicked in the White Trash Trailer Park - and Killed in the Hood.

The World really does work different the lower you go in the classes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May




boulder has some expensive homes but does not have that rigid of a caste system. they did just vote to ban ARs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)

685 The Beaver Is A Lonely Hunter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:04 AM (wSC8T)

686 The Man with Two Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

687 Arsenic and Old Beaver?!?

That's what I smell like!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 15, 2018 12:04 AM (SCu3s)

688 Beaver My Heart At Wounded tree.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:04 AM (wSC8T)

689 There Will Be Beavers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

690 684. Heh. Those who pushed the ban - they know what's coming and what they deserve.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)

691 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Beaver

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (8iiMU)

692 Sweet Sweetbacks Bad Asssssss Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (xJa6I)

693 The World really does work different the lower you go in the classes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May

boulder has some expensive homes but does not have that rigid of a caste system. they did just vote to ban ARs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)


Oh ... I'm sure they don't think they need them. I'd also love the count of how many of their neighborhoods are gated.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (fiGNd)

694 Behind the Beaver Door

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (xJa6I)

695 OK. Twelve Angry Hardwoods.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)

With mockingbirds. Do mockingbirds.

Posted by: Atticus Finch at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (zCyNd)

696 No Country for Old Beavers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (fA1SL)

697 609 601 Megan Markle was overtly whoring herself out? Any sources on this? (I don't doubt it btw.)
Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:52 PM (8SG/h)

Gossip sites only, but it was a pretty open secret she does 'yachting'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 14, 2018 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

'Yatching" is a dead giveaway like those Instagram "models" who get their pictures taken alone in expensive foreign cities.
Posted by: Monk at May 14, 2018 11:58 PM (8SG/h)

Ive heard that for years so I'm surprised the
Marriage is happening

Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (BZA5F)

698 Lady Chatterly's Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (xJa6I)

699 Mockingbirds! Yes! I left my heart on Mockingbird Hill, or something something *staggers off muttering*

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:06 AM (kR2HN)

700 Thank all of you for advice about Beaver in the previous thread. I'll take my Dad's Beaver to a repair shop, so as to not have to purchase my Dad a new Beaver.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)

701 Beach Blanket Beaver

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 15, 2018 12:07 AM (2NqXo)

702 Lonesome Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:07 AM (xJa6I)

703 >>>Seven Brides For Seven Beavers.

PW, I think that should be "Seven Beavers for Seven Brothers".


Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:07 AM (RfzVr)

704 The yacht thing is also BS and totally over blown. Yachted for one guy only. One summer I think.

Look, the girl went to Northwester U, had a long term Producer bf in Hollywood she lived with then married. Spanned like 10 years. Then she got the Suits gig and dumped him. Apparently she does cheat and tends to go from guy to guy social climbing. Her father was an Emmy winning guy on a long running show and helped support her.

I can't believe I have to defend someone I don't like. But she has dumped a lot of people from her past and people are cruel, so they make up stuff. Her half sister really hates her...she probably started the rumor. Or her ex. Who knows. Sounds like a trash gossip site.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (St5qb)

705 I always thought "Tequila Mockingbird" would be a great name for a drink. I think someone later came up with something by that name.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (wSC8T)

706 Er, Slap, we were talking about lawn mowers in the last thread. Remember? Not tree mowers.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (kR2HN)

707 The Last Beaverscout

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (xJa6I)

708 More importantly, how's life on the farm with the Grandbabies? Enjoying springtime? Sounds so wonderful for you all!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 15, 2018 12:02 AM (GzDYP)

---

It is glorious.

The g-babies pretty much live outside, meaning Gammy does too.

Currently experimenting with different essential oils to deter these Illinois bloodsuckers...and mosquitoes.

Posted by: Hillary at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (SCu3s)

709 whore or not you would think harry could do better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)

710 Quest for Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (xJa6I)

711 Episode IV: A New Beaver

Posted by: Steven Beaverberg at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (8iiMU)

712 2010: The Year we Made Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (xJa6I)

713 2001: A Beaver Oddessy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (xJa6I)

714 12 Angry Beavers

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j)

715 Beaver's Crossing.
'Nobody ploughs anybody. Not that well.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (fA1SL)

716 The Wrath of Beaver.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (kR2HN)

717 Beaver Lyndon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (xJa6I)

718 Off shouldbeundertheprison sock.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (SCu3s)

719 That thought crossed my mind, CFO Mom, but I just felt Seven Brides for Seven Beavers had a flow to it, you know? Sounded more like the title I was lampooning.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:09 AM (wSC8T)

720 Harry Beaver

Posted by: Is that redundant? at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (+lOpA)

721 "Er, Slap, we were talking about lawn mowers in the last thread. Remember? Not tree mowers."
-Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (kR2HN)

Thank you for your Beaver.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (Ckg4U)

722 The Third Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (xJa6I)

723 Ive heard that for years so I'm surprised the
Marriage is happening
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2018 12:05 AM (BZA5F)


You've been following Megan Markle for years?

Never heard of her until now.
Don't buy the whore for money thing. Doesn't track at all in logic or timeline.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (St5qb)

724 Star Trek: First Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (xJa6I)

725 Thunderbolt and Beaver Foot

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (fA1SL)

726 Close Encounters of the Third Beaver

Posted by: Steven Beaverberg at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (8iiMU)

727 Snatch, wait that's a real movie

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2018 12:10 AM (YEBaG)

728 Austin Powers: The Beaver who Shagged Me (Also from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

729 The Beaver Dahlia

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

730 722. Fucking zither soundtrack.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (fA1SL)

731 Hungarians can, and do, make both soup and booze from anything.

But not beaver. There are limits to what the Lord permits.


*cashes check from John Brennan, checks Amazon for "gaseous isotope separator centrifuge" on sale*

Posted by: Miklos, checking Grandad's notes from Los Alamos at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (zCyNd)

732 You could write a thesis on psychiatry based on this ONT alone.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (kR2HN)

733 {{{{Slap}}}}

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (SCu3s)

734 Beaver of War

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

735 There Will Be Blood

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (+lOpA)

736 Days of Future Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)

737 Never Say Beaver Again.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (wSC8T)

738 You Don't Bring Me Beaver... anymore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (Ckg4U)

739 Currently experimenting with different essential oils to deter these Illinois bloodsuckers...and mosquitoes.
Posted by: at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (SCu3s)


Permethrin on the clothes is essential. And oily.


Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (2K6fY)

740 They Shoot Beavers, Don't They?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (q5D/u)

741 {{{SMH!}}}}

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (Ckg4U)

742 730 722. Fucking zither soundtrack.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:11 AM (fA1SL)

It stays with you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (xJa6I)

743 Thank all of you for advice about Beaver in the previous thread. I'll take my Dad's Beaver to a repair shop, so as to not have to purchase my Dad a new Beaver.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)




I'll kill the beaver whut sets tooth to my new stairs.

Might not even have to shoot the varmint. Three coats of Thompson's Lumber Oil oughta be enough to discourage 'em.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

744 Beaver oil would probably repel skeeters. Probably.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (kR2HN)

745 {{{Scogg}}}

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (fiGNd)

746 Beavers of New York, starring Leonardo DiCaprio

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)

747 Oops. Cannibal Bob, not PW.

I get my weirdos mixed up. ;-)

Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (RfzVr)

748 Manhattan Murder Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)

749 >>There Will Be Blood


Strings

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (q5D/u)

750 Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free


Posted by: Paul Simon at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (HOB/q)

751 Star Wars: A New Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)

752 The yacht thing is also BS and totally over blown. Yachted for one guy only. One summer I think.

Look, the girl went to Northwester U, had a long term Producer bf in Hollywood she lived with then married. Spanned like 10 years. Then she got the Suits gig and dumped him. Apparently she does cheat and tends to go from guy to guy social climbing. Her father was an Emmy winning guy on a long running show and helped support her.

I can't believe I have to defend someone I don't like. But she has dumped a lot of people from her past and people are cruel, so they make up stuff. Her half sister really hates her...she probably started the rumor. Or her ex. Who knows. Sounds like a trash gossip site.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (St5qb)

So she was a high-priced call girl with an exclusive clientele. She still sold her mish to highest bidder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (WFV7d)

753 The Beaver Strikes Back

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)

754 Return of the Beaver (there were no prequels)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)

755 The Day the Beaver Stood Still

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)

756 "{{{Scogg}}}"
-Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (fiGNd)

Learning to love yourself is The Greatest Love of All.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (Ckg4U)

757 Dial 'M' for Beaver

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (q5D/u)

758 This Is Beaver Tap

Posted by: Nigel Tuftel at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (8iiMU)

759 I always thought "Tequila Mockingbird" would be a great name for a drink.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (wSC8T)

Challenge accepted. Will stop at the liquor store to buy the experimental necessary on the way back from the AA meeting.

Posted by: Miklos, lining up beakers and erlenmeyer flasks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (zCyNd)

760 Titanic.

But with BEAVERS!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (ga0eq)

761 Saving Private Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)

762 The Lady is a Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)

763 Beaver Soup

Posted by: Gummo Marx at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (ga0eq)

764 I just joined the Val-U-Rite Record Club.

They sent me a CD from Justin Beaver.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (QzJWU)

765 Beaver and Butthead Do America

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

766 Kill Beaver and Kill Beaver vol. 2, starring Uma Thurman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (xJa6I)

767 Harry Pooter and the Beaver of Fire

Posted by: J.K. Growling at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (8iiMU)

768 765 Beaver and Butthead Do America
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (fA1SL)

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (xJa6I)

769 Cheech and Chong's Nice Beaver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:15 AM (xJa6I)

770 My Fair Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (xJa6I)

771 Sleepless in Beaver

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (+lOpA)

772 Fine ...

... A Beaver Too Far.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (fiGNd)

773 "Frankly, my beaver, I don't give a dam."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (wSC8T)

774 Beaver and Clyde

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (ga0eq)

775 I would hug SM beaver H..... but she'd likely kill me for even mentioning the thought....

Oh, wait....dammit....hell...




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (QzJWU)

776 Oh hell, you both posted it.

I can't keep up. By the time I post something there's been 50 more comments. Guess I'll just have another adult beverage and screw up some more.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:17 AM (RfzVr)

777 Indiana Jones and the Beaver of Doom (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

778 759 I always thought "Tequila Mockingbird" would be a great name for a drink.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (wSC8T)

Challenge accepted. Will stop at the liquor store to buy the experimental necessary on the way back from the AA meeting.
Posted by: Miklos, lining up beakers and erlenmeyer flasks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (zCyNd)



Mixology App: Tequila Mockingbird

1.5 oz Tequila
3/4 oz Green Creme De Menthe
1 oz Lime Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with lime slice.

Posted by: buzzion at May 15, 2018 12:17 AM (lKs2v)

779 Who could give a dam about a beaver? Oh, wait, the Horde! Yes we can.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:17 AM (kR2HN)

780 Harry was looking for a mama figure. She fills that role. Older than him, wears the pants, bosses him around. We'll see how soon they tire of each other. They both have crazy family backgrounds. Lots of dysfunction. Not good for conjugal harmony.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (2NqXo)

781 Requiem for a HeavyBeaver
...and with that, I will VERY reluctantly bow out.

Tell Insomniac Hi for me, I miss him.

Gotta go walk the dog and tend to stuff before bed.

Night Beavers and Beaver...ettes?

And Ruthless...I'm sorry. I really can't help myself tonight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (xJa6I)

782 The Longest Beaver

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (qjyU5)

783 Currently experimenting with different essential oils to deter these Illinois bloodsuckers...and mosquitoes.

Posted by: Hillary at May 15, 2018 12:08 AM (SCu3s)

Free to be outside! But it can be an itchy & scary place. Our dogs keeping the deer out of the yard has helped a lot with the ticks, but we should probably spray for mosquitoes. Had to rid the yard of a 2 1/2' copperhead yesterday. Sorry man. Too deadly to keep around.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (GzDYP)

784 Guess I'll just have another adult beverage and screw up some more.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:17 AM (

----------

This strategy has never failed me once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (ga0eq)

785 "I'll kill the beaver whut sets tooth to my new stairs.

Might not even have to shoot the varmint. Three coats of Thompson's Lumber Oil oughta be enough to discourage 'em.
"
-Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

Understandable, but perhaps not probable. Beavers are nefarious and determined by their very lineage.

Might you be successful in your Armed Beaver Assault.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (Ckg4U)

786 Crap ... already been mentioned ... twice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (fiGNd)

787 Night MAEIWR. And don't worry, I enjoyed the visit to the Loony Bin this evening.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (kR2HN)

788 The Old Man and the Beav

Posted by: Ernie Hemmingway at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (8iiMU)

789 #750: I recognize that song! Fifty Ways to Love Your Beaver!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)

790 Scream, Beaverla, Scream.

Satanic Rites of Beaverla

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (fA1SL)

791 Bea7er

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (qjyU5)

792 I have posted a link to "Vampire Beavers" by Joe Hall and the Continental Drift before, so I will refrain from doing so this evening, even though I know the disappointment will be palpable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (WFV7d)

793 Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind

otherwise known as...

One of the things the JEF has never had to worry about.

Posted by: SMH in wonder (at the number of beaver jokes) at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (SCu3s)

794 The Scarlet Beaver

Posted by: Nathaniel Hawthorne at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (8iiMU)

795 Heh ... a Three Part story ...

The Fellowship of the Beaver.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (fiGNd)

796 The Beaver of Seville

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (ga0eq)

797 Beavy Dick

Posted by: Herman Melbeav at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (8iiMU)

798 Remembering the Beavers

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (qjyU5)

799 791. Perfect

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)

800 Billy Beav

Posted by: Herman Melbeav at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (8iiMU)

801 761 Saving Private Beaver (from the wife)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Infinity War rocks at May 15, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)

++++

It takes two of you to think those up?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (pvjTE)

802 How to Stuff a Wild Beaver w/Erik von Zipper as played by Matt Damon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (ALeMO)

803 lol

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (SCu3s)

804 Really? beavers again? They don't call us morons without a good reason.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (0OmEj)

805 Ha ...

... TheBeaverLips Now !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (fiGNd)

806 Avengers: Infinty Beaver

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (qjyU5)

807 782 The Longest Beaver
Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:18 AM (qjyU5)

We have a merkin for every beaver, no matter how long!

Posted by: Peruvian Merkin Merchants Association at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (gQQ9b)

808 We did the Deplorable Gourmet cookbook. Next will be a 600 page tome of Beaver Jokes for the Ages.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:22 AM (kR2HN)

809 A Beaver Runs Through It

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:22 AM (fA1SL)

810 So she was a high-priced call girl with an exclusive clientele. She still sold her mish to highest bidder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:13 AM (WFV7d)


No, Mr. Cynical Guy. She does look to love him...the gaze she has. Or the status. Whatever. There is a lot to dislike about her...the dumping friends, the narcissism, cheating on men,,the feminazi...but the prostitution thing is ridiculous. She even worked at the UN for a year or something because she had an international degree of some sort.

Did she sleep around and get drunk a lot. Possibly, like evey other kid in their 20s.
Now, I do believe the first marriage and annulment. The name and pics of the guy were out there before they got scrubbed.

So yea, dislike her. Like me. But geez, does everyone become a whore for money. No. Or this pay for play thing in her youth. Kinda sick of pulling people down to the lowest level with lies just bcz we don't like them. From a trashy gossip site of all places.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:22 AM (St5qb)

811 An Incomplete Memoir ...

... Patton - Beaver as I Knew It.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (fiGNd)

812 > Fifty-five calls, 67 text messages, 36 voicemails and 27 emails in just nine days.

Amateur.

http://wgntv.com/2018/05/10/accused-stalker-sent-man-65000-texts-after-one-date-police-say/

Posted by: Florida Woman at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (GXOTw)

813 Brokeback Beaver

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (qjyU5)

814 A Tale of Two Beavers

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (fiGNd)

815 I am dumbstruck.

I toss out a noun, referring to a North American mammal, what, an hour ago? Y'all are a wondrous mystery.

Ruthless--several theses. Maybe not Martin Luther territory, but getting up there.

Posted by: LadyTheo, all your beavers are belong to us. at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (X+6iw)

816 A beaver runs through it.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (0OmEj)

817 Well, it's past my beddy-bye time, so I will just put this out there: It wasn't my fault. I tried to stop it, honest to God I did. I suggested weasels. I suggested squirrels. And so help me God I didn't know that beavers couldn't fly.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (kR2HN)

818 A worn-out story ...

Beaver Hood and it's Merry Men

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:24 AM (fiGNd)

819 The Beav' Hunter.

Beating the meme like a Sri Lankan girlfriend here, boss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (fA1SL)

820 A Beaver Runs Through It !!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (fiGNd)

821 Really? beavers again? They don't call us morons without a good reason.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (0OmEj)


Thread Winner.

Beating a dead beaver is an understatement.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (St5qb)

822 The Princess Beaver.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (0OmEj)

823 Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (ga0eq)

824
803 lol
Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:21 AM (SCu3s)

eh howzit?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (gQQ9b)

825 Urotsukibiibaa: Legend Of The Beaverfiend.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (wSC8T)

826 Beaver Hockey

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7endmc8

Posted by: X-ray at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (vhopo)

827 Beaver House Rules

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (q5D/u)

828 817 Well, it's past my beddy-bye time, so I will just put this out there: It wasn't my fault. I tried to stop it, honest to God I did. I suggested weasels. I suggested squirrels. And so help me God I didn't know that beavers couldn't fly.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:23 AM (kR2HN)

++++

That's a shame. If only those "jokes" had used either weasel or squirrel instead of beaver. That would have been hilarious.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE)

829 Close Encounters of the Beaver Kind

otherwise known as...

One of the things the JEF has never had to worry about.

Posted by: SMH in wonder (at the number of beaver jokes) at May 15, 2018 12:19 AM (SCu3s)




Rare is the 'Ette who wears the Brass Balls awards with Oak Leave Cluster for Valor.

SMfH is one such 'Ette.

*SALUTE!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

830 Beating a dead beaver is an understatement.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:25 AM (St5qb)

--------

It's a dam shame and I may lodge a complaint

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (ga0eq)

831 10 Beaverfield Lane

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (qjyU5)

832 No, Mr. Cynical Guy. She does look to love him...the gaze she has. Or the status. Whatever. There is a lot to dislike about her...the dumping friends, the narcissism, cheating on men,,the feminazi...but the prostitution thing is ridiculous. She even worked at the UN for a year or something because she had an international degree of some sort.

Did she sleep around and get drunk a lot. Possibly, like evey other kid in their 20s.
Now, I do believe the first marriage and annulment. The name and pics of the guy were out there before they got scrubbed.

So yea, dislike her. Like me. But geez, does everyone become a whore for money. No. Or this pay for play thing in her youth. Kinda sick of pulling people down to the lowest level with lies just bcz we don't like them. From a trashy gossip site of all places.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:22 AM (St5qb)

I don't have an opinion on the status of her love for harry, nor do I care. But you stated that she went "yachting" for a summer with some guy, who presumably paid for her companionship. Technically, that puts her in the "hooker" side of the ledger. Doesn't mean she is one now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (WFV7d)

833 First rule of Beaver Club ... nobody talks about Beaver Club.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (fiGNd)

834 Lock Stock and Two Smoking Beavers

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (q5D/u)

835 No, Mr. Cynical Guy. She does look to love him...the gaze she has. Or the status. Whatever. There is a lot to dislike about her...the dumping friends, the narcissism, cheating on men,,the feminazi...but the prostitution thing is ridiculous. She even worked at the UN for a year or something because she had an international degree of some sort.

Did she sleep around and get drunk a lot. Possibly, like evey other kid in their 20s.
Now, I do believe the first marriage and annulment. The name and pics of the guy were out there before they got scrubbed.

So yea, dislike her. Like me. But geez, does everyone become a whore for money. No. Or this pay for play thing in her youth. Kinda sick of pulling people down to the lowest level with lies just bcz we don't like them. From a trashy gossip site of all places.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May





well, your opening sentence regarding the way she looks at hairy is about as useful as the rumint that she was a whore.

now, while fully and openly admitting that there is no objective evidence that was a whore or engaged in literal whoring my official position is that she was a yacht whore, boat cake, puck bunny. simply for no other reason than it is more interesting and will generate a lot more smack.

the big question is what is wrong with hairy? hell I wouldn't do her why would he?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

836 Hostel of the Strange Beavers

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (fA1SL)

837 You did Ruthless!

Good night my friend! You are the best!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)

838 775 I would hug SM beaver H..... but she'd likely kill me for even mentioning the thought....

Oh, wait....dammit....hell...




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:16 AM (QzJWU)

---

'Tis ok.

For now...

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (SCu3s)

839 Just when I thought I was out, the beaver pulled me back in.
Michael Corleone

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (2NqXo)

840 Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Beaver!" at will to old ladies! There is a pestilence on this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who make and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 12:28 AM (V2Yro)

841 EM BEAVER FOADDY-FI!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 15, 2018 12:28 AM (qjyU5)

842 Gosh, what will Ace think when he wakes up around noon tomorrow and finds out what we did to his blog? Quick somebody, pick up all the empty Val-U-Rite bottles and hustle the girls out the back door!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:28 AM (kR2HN)

843 Jojo's Beaver Adventures

Beaver in the Shell

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:29 AM (ALeMO)

844 >>>The Beaver of Seville


Now I am having images of Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd and beavers running through my brain. Afraid to go to sleep. The dreams may be disturbing.

Thanks Cicero!

Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:29 AM (RfzVr)

845 the big question is what is wrong with hairy?


Why do you call him hairy?

He's balding.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:29 AM (St5qb)

846 Good night WDS, and all you other Morons. Maybe tomorrow night we can do weasels. Or squirrels. Or manatees as I think someone just mentioned. Manatees would be good.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:29 AM (kR2HN)

847 Beave-Hur. Starring Charlton Heston and Edward G. Robinson

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:30 AM (fA1SL)

848 Legend of the Galactic Beavers

Transformers: Beaver Wars

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:30 AM (ALeMO)

849
The first Indianapolis Tim Horton's restaurant closes after being open less than five months.

NDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - A franchisee of the Tim Hortons restaurant system announced Monday they are closing an Indianapolis outlet.

Luke Brands confirmed to Eyewitness News that they plan to close their 8301 Rockville Rd. location on Wednesday, May 16. It had opened in early 2018

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

850 .
beaver
beaver
beaver
beaver
beaver
beaver

Mushroom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 15, 2018 12:30 AM (TDuPf)

851 844 >>>The Beaver of Seville


Now I am having images of Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd and beavers running through my brain. Afraid to go to sleep. The dreams may be disturbing.

Thanks Cicero!
Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:29 AM (RfzVr)

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I was going to finish the theme with The Meerkat of Venice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (ga0eq)

852 Ruthless

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (mMeIQ)

853 Goodnight Ruthless.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (qjyU5)

854 MisHum, you no longer need to do content.

Just put up a picture of some beavers.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (St5qb)

855 835 the big question is what is wrong with hairy? hell I wouldn't do her why would he?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

i think he's gonna be real sorry he married her, real fast. although he seems to be a full retard proggie too. although she may figure there's nonupnto go from here & live with it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (gQQ9b)

856 she went "yachting" for a summer with some guy, who presumably paid for her companionship. Technically, that puts her in the "hooker" side of the ledger. Doesn't mean she is one now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May




she's a whore. swot - she is a whore who slept with every minor royal in eurasia who probably has probably had every sexually transmitted disease which a mammal can have and the vids will be posted to the internets eventually, however, she has more experience and abilities in bed than every whore in arabia and hong kong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)

857 Good night, Ruthless! May your dreams be mercifully beaver-free.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (wSC8T)

858 Westminster

Now I really am going. Good night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (kR2HN)

859 TO OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS

This thread will be knighted by Her Gracious Majesty in the next New Year's Honours List, upon nomination of the Hon. Lord Beaverbrook:

Notwithstanding the prohibition on bestowal of Titles of Nobility of the Constitution of your Republic, this thread shall be known within the Commonwealth as Lord Beavertalk, 1st Viscount McMoron, laird of All Morons, and sole possessor and segnieur of Castle Moron (upon payment of a small addition fee).

The motto shall be, by Her Grace,
"Ye Ace et mon droit castorium"

In current parlance "Ace says that beaver's mine".



Posted by: Sir Miklos, Order of the Garter at May 15, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

860 ...and hustle the girls out the back door!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 15, 2018 12:28 AM (kR2HN)

He might rather you hustle out the guys. Just sayin.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 15, 2018 12:32 AM (GzDYP)

861 Bebe!

Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)

862 The first Indianapolis Tim Horton's restaurant closes after being open less than five months.

NDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - A franchisee of the Tim Hortons restaurant system announced Monday they are closing an Indianapolis outlet.

Luke Brands confirmed to Eyewitness News that they plan to close their 8301 Rockville Rd. location on Wednesday, May 16. It had opened in early 2018
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

Tim Hortons has become less attractive since they were picked up by a multinational corporation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (WFV7d)

863 Beating a dead beaver
Posted by: PD; gg channel




who leaked megan and hairy's honeymoon vid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (MTjB1)

864 Whatever Happened to Beaver Jane?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (fA1SL)

865 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, Bebe. It's kinda hard to monkey-branch up from the son of the Crown Prince of Britain.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

866 Bebes!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

867 Miklos....that is funny!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (mMeIQ)

868 Yeah it's unheard of that an actress could also be a whore too

Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (thw2M)

869 > Just when I thought I was out, the beaver pulled me back in.
Michael Corleone

Then to add insult to injury, the beaver left me for Woody Allen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (GXOTw)

870 Well, the only reason to go to canada is to visit Alberta Oil Peon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)

871 i think he's gonna be real sorry he married her, real fast. although he seems to be a full retard proggie too. although she may figure there's nonupnto go from here & live with it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (gQQ9b)

Well, it's a cinch she won't be getting Buck House in the divorce settlement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (WFV7d)

872 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, Bebe. It's kinda hard to monkey-branch up from the son of the Crown Prince of Britain.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)

--------

In Harry's case, the correct usage is, "son" of the Crown Prince of Britain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:35 AM (ga0eq)

873 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

874 >>>Beave-Hur. Starring Charlton Heston and Edward G. Robinson


snort

Posted by: cfo mom at May 15, 2018 12:35 AM (RfzVr)

875 Someone call John Cleese.

"We are the 'rons who say, 'Beavery!'"

Posted by: LadyTheo, all your beavers are belong to us. at May 15, 2018 12:35 AM (X+6iw)

876 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, Bebe. It's kinda hard to monkey-branch up from the son of the Crown Prince of Britain.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May




well now, that was funny! getting into choking no scotch territory.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:36 AM (MTjB1)

877 I love games like this...


Leave it to Beaver!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 15, 2018 12:36 AM (q5D/u)

878 It takes two of you to think those up?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2018 12:20 AM (pvjTE)

I think he is typing, and she is supplying....beaverly inspiration....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:36 AM (8iiMU)

879 In Harry's case, the correct usage is, "son" of the Crown Prince of Britain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:35 AM (ga0eq)

Son of the Prince Of Wales, which is Chuck's current title.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (WFV7d)

880 > She does look to love him...the gaze she has.

Umm... she's a professional actress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (GXOTw)

881 I don't have an opinion on the status of her love for harry, nor do I care. But you stated that she went "yachting" for a summer with some guy, who presumably paid for her companionship. Technically, that puts her in the "hooker" side of the ledger. Doesn't mean she is one now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:26 AM (WFV7d)


I don't have the yachting details. For all I know she was crewing and her bf was with her. I already know way too fvxking much about her.

Why you guys want her to be a whore or hooker so badly makes you sound like catty, jealous females.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (St5qb)

882 Beaverly Hills 90210

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (fA1SL)

883 Whatever Happened to Beaver Jane?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:33 AM (fA1SL)

Dam if I know.

Posted by: Miklos, hydrogeologist at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (zCyNd)

884 856 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)

Dude...she's only an amoral, unlivable social climbing semi-slut. stormy is the whore. and publius's begonias. cause they do root stuff for miracle gro.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (gQQ9b)

885 Beaverly Hills Cop

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (fA1SL)

886 Down and Out in Beaverly Hills

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (fA1SL)

887 BeavHeart.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (GXOTw)

888 don't have the yachting details. For all I know she was crewing and her bf was with her. I already know way too fvxking much about her.

Why you guys want her to be a whore or hooker so badly makes you sound like catty, jealous females.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May



so by "crewing" you mean servicing the crew after a long day?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)

889 Grave of the Beavers

Nadia: Secret of the Blue Beaver

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (ALeMO)

890 Beaveris and Butthead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (GXOTw)

891 unlikable. fuck you autocucumber!

WDS!!!!!!! Getting in shape for GNAMM II?9

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:38 AM (gQQ9b)

892 Why you guys want her to be a whore or hooker so badly makes you sound like catty, jealous females.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (St5qb)

Hey, if Harry spurns her, it means she's available!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (WFV7d)

893 Dude...she's only an amoral, unlivable social climbing semi-slut. stormy is the whore. and publius's begonias. cause they do root stuff for miracle gro.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May




well then I stand corrected!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1)

894 Beaving Las Vegas

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (ga0eq)

895 Bruce Lee stars in

ENTER THE BEAVER

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (q5D/u)

896 i think he's gonna be real sorry he married her, real fast. although he seems to be a full retard proggie too. although she may figure there's nonupnto go from here & live with it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:31 AM (gQQ9b)

Amazing.

Here, there, enlisted, officer...doesn'y matter.

Put a stripper or a whore in their path, they haven't a chance.

Marriages are usually brief.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (SCu3s)

897 O, Beaver Where Art Thou?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (fA1SL)

898 Zero Dark Beaver

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:40 AM (8iiMU)

899 Beaver Dark-Thirty

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:40 AM (8iiMU)

900 so if markle has some issue with me calling her a whore she should swing by the hq and straighten me out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)

901 ''the big question is what is wrong with hairy? hell I wouldn't do her why would he? ''

Inbreeding. Even the addition of Diana's blood didn't help as she was a bit of a dim bulb.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2018 12:40 AM (jm1YL)

902 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Beaver

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:40 AM (q5D/u)

903 The Great Beaver Robbery.

The Thin Blue Beaver.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (GXOTw)

904 Laputa: Beaver in the Sky

Gundam 0080: War in the Beaver

Yawara: A Fashionable Beaver

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (ALeMO)

905 Like Water for Beaver

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (q5D/u)

906 Why you guys want her to be a whore or hooker so badly makes you sound like catty, jealous females.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (

Hey, who outed y5's true identity?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (gQQ9b)

907 enlisted, officer...doesn'y matter.

Put a stripper or a whore in their path, they haven't a chance.

Marriages are usually brief.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at May





marriages? hell the dating is never gets past the month. strippers be crazy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

908 She does look to love him...the gaze she has.

Umm... she's a professional actress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:37 AM (GXOTw)


Yes, I know Mr. Cynical Tweedle dee. Has crossed my mind. But she sucked as an actress... not very good at all. Suddenly she is an A-lister everyday...no. The gaze may be love of power. Who knows. But her acting talents never were that stellar.

Again, why do I defend someone I don't like? Becz more interesting than beaver thread again. And I'm cranky.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:42 AM (St5qb)

909 Jayzus! And to think....the pron industry pays for titles like this, and here we are, giving it away for free.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:42 AM (fA1SL)

910
INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - A franchisee of the Tim Hortons restaurant system announced Monday they are closing an Indianapolis outlet.


The worst part is that the Tim Horton's HQ ordered absolute radio silence for their Indianapolis crew.

Posted by: Miklos, mind warped by bravers at May 15, 2018 12:43 AM (zCyNd)

911 you know, nicki minaj would have been the classier more interesting alternative. were I in a "have to choose" situation I would have gone with the singer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

912 908.
* checks calendar *

Ahh....yes, quite.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)

913 The beaver frenzy seems to be petering out.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:44 AM (8iiMU)

914 why do I defend someone I don't like? Becz more interesting than beaver thread again. And I'm cranky.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May



well, I do admire your principles and have been in your position before. going with the she is a whore thing is more entertaining.

lay back and let it happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

915 It's a Wonderful Beaver.
Beaver on 34th Street.
The Beaver Who Stole Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Beaver
Frosty the Beaver

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:44 AM (GXOTw)

916 oops.



SMH!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

917 Maybe because she wasn't a very good actress she had to do that other thing. Being a whore.

Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (thw2M)

918 896 Here, there, enlisted, officer...doesn'y matter. Put a stripper or a whore in their path, they haven't a chance. Marriages are usually brief.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:39 AM (

He's out of the army. Full time total now. And i don't think they'll be allowed to divorce. it'll be the discreet lead separate lives thing. Semi regular appearances in public while they do whatever on the downlow. just like the british aristocracy has done for centuries.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (gQQ9b)

919 The Island of Misfit Beavers

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (8iiMU)

920 Miklos....that is funny!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2018 12:34 AM (mMeIQ)

*types, deletes*

*pins small medal to self*

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

921 fuck. royal. he's a full time royal.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (gQQ9b)

922
i think he's gonna be real sorry he married her, real fast. although he
seems to be a full retard proggie too. although she may figure there's
nonupnto go from here live with it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy............
I can't believe all the Trump supporters here ready to call MM a whore - after learning Trump was dicking a porn star for months after his wife had just bore their son.. a porn star who had every dick in contemporary porn in her - documented on screen.. every color and kind of cock you can imagine.. and he ran bareback.. and brought that home to his wife.

Perhaps you will, at some point, turn the same compassion to Harry and his new bride.. perhaps..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (5tSKk)

923 you know, nicki minaj would have been the classier more interesting alternative. were I in a "have to choose" situation I would have gone with the singer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

Harry could have had his pick of beautiful, interesting, and brilliant women with good genetics. How about Gal Gadot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (WFV7d)

924 The Beavers of Madison County

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (q5D/u)

925 I don't really have a strong opinion on the Harry and Meghan thing. My first instinct would've been to urge a wealthy young man to stay away from a single mom and a two-time divorcee, but, well, really, where's she going from there? She gonna find someone better than him? Isn't he, like, second in line for the Throne?

And it's not likely that she'll be able to seize any of that family's assets in divorce court.

Meh. He can have anyone he wants, and he wants her. Good for both of them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (wSC8T)

926 Alberta Oil Peon




so, quebec, shithole or not a shithole.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)

927 Beaver Miner's Daughter

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (GXOTw)

928 A Beaver for All Seasons

The Beaver in Winter

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:47 AM (ALeMO)

929 marriages? hell the dating is never gets past the month. strippers be crazy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

---

Yeah, well, war makes guys do crazy things.

Like marry strippers.

Had a soldier learn the hard way in '03 when he married a stripper before we deployed to the sandbox.

Three months into the deployment, his bank account was cleaned out and she beat feet back to whatever hole she came out of.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:47 AM (SCu3s)

930 923. He shoulda snagged a chick of the SMR, or a daughter of the Great Khan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:47 AM (fA1SL)

931 He's out of the army. Full time total now. And i don't think they'll be allowed to divorce. it'll be the discreet lead separate lives thing. Semi regular appearances in public while they do whatever on the downlow. just like the british aristocracy has done for centuries.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (gQQ9b)

Harry can get a divorce if he wants one. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 15, 2018 12:48 AM (WFV7d)

932 914 lay back and let it happen.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

you left off the most important part: think of england!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:48 AM (gQQ9b)

933 > Isn't he, like, second in line for the Throne?

Nope. Charles, William, and Williams three kids all come before him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:48 AM (GXOTw)

934 you left off the most important part: think of england!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

935 There was some old, bitchy, crazy feminist on from Britain and they asked her why Meghan would marry Harold. She said something like, why would someone who has been social climbing all her life marry someone with 450 million dollars. Gee, I don't know.

She also hates the Royal Family and believe Nutmeg will bolt within 5 years. Says she hopes she frees Harry from his prison and takes him to CA.

Just what we need.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:48 AM (St5qb)

936 What's all the fuss? English royal guys are easy.

Posted by: Wallis Simpson at May 15, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

937 917 Maybe because she wasn't a very good actress she had to do that other thing.
Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2018 12:45 AM (

Swallowing or butt stuff?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:49 AM (gQQ9b)

938 so, quebec, shithole or not a shithole.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)

The political class in Quebec are assholes. Full stop. The regular habitants are good folks.

Posted by: Henry VIII at May 15, 2018 12:50 AM (WFV7d)

939 Bebes, embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:50 AM (ALeMO)

940 so is there any truth to the rumor that weinstein is claiming meghan sexually assaulted him?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

941 so is there any truth to the rumor that weinstein refused to have sex with meghan?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 12:51 AM (MTjB1)

942 Henry VIII sock off, chop-chop!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:51 AM (WFV7d)

943 > What's all the fuss? English royal guys are easy.

Especially when they're halfway teh ghey and you have a clit the size of a cocktail weiner.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:52 AM (GXOTw)

944 943. Harry's an Etonioan, is he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:52 AM (fA1SL)

945 The American fascination with the British royalty never ceases to amaze.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2018 12:53 AM (jm1YL)

946 Damn. This Metal collection is clean stuff. Lotta upgrades in this pile of LPs.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 12:53 AM (q5D/u)

947 922 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (5tSKk)

Trump didn't do that skagg. He has clean pussy that's a million times better looking. Why would he do her?!

And no i don't think meghan is a whore. we're being our usual selves. but she IS an opportunistic social climber that has ditched numerous people, including her own family, when they were no longer useful. search out how she dumped her first husband

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:54 AM (gQQ9b)

948 Harry can divorce. Almost all the Queen's kids have.

No pre-nup either. So no matter what Meghan's reasons for marriage, she can pop out a kid or two, bolt, have lots of money and a platform to preach all the progressive claptrap she already does. That seems to be what many think she will do.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:54 AM (St5qb)

949 Oh, so Harry's the second son, Rodrigo? I wasn't sure which of them came first. But, yeah, I think my basic point still stands. Even if Meghan will never be the Queen, she still gets way too much prestige just from marrying into that family to think she could ever do better by leaving him in the future.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 12:54 AM (wSC8T)

950 945. Baffles me as well. I can only conclude there's some sort of transference from the respect - nay, awe - owed the tsar and his family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:54 AM (fA1SL)

951 Harry's an Etonioan, is he?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:52 AM (fA1SL)

Either that or Finnish. The names are similar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:55 AM (WFV7d)

952 I wish the two of them the best of luck, whatever that's worth.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 15, 2018 12:55 AM (SCu3s)

953 > Oh, so Harry's the second son, Rodrigo?

Yep. He would never, ever have been allowed to marry this woman if he'd been the primary heir.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 12:55 AM (GXOTw)

954 I have opened a new website.

You can now shop for your whores on...

Beaverlocity dot cum.

Yeah, I'm gonna hire the skeezy unshaven manwhore to do the ads for this one, too. Like you really had to ask?


/snrk




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. zero six hunnerd alarm. hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at May 15, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

955 Actually, Queen Elizabeth's mother, the old Queen Mum, was quite the party girl in the 1920s.

She shows up in some of Evelyn Waugh's early novels.

Posted by: Miklos, from the Beaverbook thread at May 15, 2018 12:55 AM (zCyNd)

956 Etonian?

Estonian?

"One little letter..."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (ALeMO)

957 Harry's an Etonioan, is he?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:52 AM (fA1SL)

---------


If there's ever another Battle of Waterloo he'll be well-positioned to lead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (ga0eq)

958 I don't have to work until 1 Eastern tomorrow, so I'm being a Bad Beaver.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

959 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)

960 951. In either case, ya got a bunch of reindeer-molesting inbreds with funny names and devo dentition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (fA1SL)

961 Charge of the Beaver Brigade

The Four Beavers

Gunga-Beaver

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:57 AM (ALeMO)

962 he's a full time royal.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 12:46 AM (gQQ9b)

Aren't we all?

Posted by: Miklos, King of the world, Ma! at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

963 956 Etonian?

Estonian?

"One little letter..."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (ALeMO)

I demand an inclusive work environment!

Posted by: The Letter 'S' at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (qjyU5)

964 The Adventures of Buckaroo Beaver Across the Eighth Dimension.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (fA1SL)

965 The American fascination with the British royalty never ceases to amaze.
Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2018 12:53 AM (jm1YL)

Well, it was this or another beaver thread. Plus, I got pissed off when people began saying marrying royalty is the American Dream...TV Broadcasters. And bcz she is an American from the Beverly Hillbillies it became a funny type soap opera.

Ya know what's gonna be really funny...when Obama walks her down the aisle instead of her dad.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (St5qb)

966 Hey, Cosmic Charlie, if you are here, it's now Terrapin Tuesday on WWOZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (WFV7d)

967 "One little letter..."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (ALeMO)

*scowls*

*scrawls the Greek letter iota in blood*

Posted by: Athanasius the Heretic, or so "they" say at May 15, 2018 01:00 AM (zCyNd)

968 Email sent, SMH. Long time, no hear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)

969 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 15, 2018 01:00 AM (wSC8T)

970 Ya know what's gonna be really funny...when Obama walks her down the aisle instead of her dad.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 12:58 AM (St5qb)

Not. Invited. Somebody told them they couldn't slight the sitting president by not inviting him, so they went the no politician route. no trump, no teresa may, no jug eared fuck.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 01:01 AM (gQQ9b)

971 Trump didn't do that skagg. He has clean pussy that's a million times better looking. Why would he do her?!



And no i don't think meghan is a whore. we're being our usual
selves. but she IS an opportunistic social climber that has ditched
numerous people, including her own family, when they were no longer
useful. search out how she dumped her first husband

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy...............
"Trump didn't do that skagg".... riiight!
I pay off all kinds of skaggs I never touched! Just for the fun of it!
Could you be any more blind????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 01:01 AM (5tSKk)

972 If there's ever another Battle of Waterloo he'll be well-positioned to lead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2018 12:56 AM (ga0eq)

The playing fields, old chap, not playing with chaps...

Posted by: Gen. Miklos Picton, damn your eyes at May 15, 2018 01:02 AM (zCyNd)

973 Is Gaylord's gift to the couple another iPod?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 15, 2018 01:02 AM (ALeMO)

974 G'Night, Prothonotary Warbler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

975 > so they went the no politician route. no trump, no teresa may, no jug eared fuck.

Politicians aren't usually invited to royal weddings.

When Charles and Diana got married, neither Ronald Reagan nor even Margaret Thatcher were invited.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 01:04 AM (GXOTw)

976 Entertaining Beaver Theme Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:05 AM (Ckg4U)

977 "Trump didn't do that skagg".... riiight!
I pay off all kinds of skaggs I never touched! Just for the fun of it!
Could you be any more blind????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2018 01:01 AM (5tSKk)

Trump, a known germaphobe, fucks a skank like Stormy without a Hazmat grade Five condom? I'm not buying it. I'm sure his lawyer had standing orders to pay off annoying hookers like her with a sum of cash and a shut-up agreement.

Cheaper than fighting it in court, and more humane than shooting them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:07 AM (WFV7d)

978 I'm still baffled at how a buncha Fritzes ended up as the royal families of most of Europe and Eurasia.
Just goes to show - REMOVE SCHNITZEL.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:08 AM (fA1SL)

979 Absorbine III

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 15, 2018 01:09 AM (RuIsu)

980 977. Hitmen are cheaper, have greater precedent and record of success, and are far more satisfying.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

981 So...royal wedding?

Buffet?

Open bar?

Can I borrow a tux?

Posted by: Miklos, Hapsburg fallen on hard times at May 15, 2018 01:10 AM (zCyNd)

982 981. Bring Tupperware and line coat pockets with Ziploc bags.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:11 AM (fA1SL)

983 pffft all kinds of people & companies settle bullshit lawsuits every day because it's cheaper, faster & easier to pay to make it go away without any respect to merit. And no i really don't believe he did that cheap skank. besides being able to easily get much better, why would a germaphobe do a disease factory?

did he do other women? probably. big shocker, billionaire on wife #3 likes some strange. do i care? no. because my take is european lady wife knew exactly what she was getting into and i don't give a fuck what consenting adults do. maybe you should direct your outrage at bent willy the serial rapist

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 01:11 AM (gQQ9b)

984 I will say this, she said Prince Harry was a blind date and before she went on the date she asked if the guy was kind. Becz if he wasn't, there was no point.

So she is either Saint Teresa or the wonderful kind person others say, or a big fat liar. Also, what a weird thing to say and offer up in an interview.

There is another actress who went down this path. Grace Kelly. By all accounts she ended up unhappy in a golden cage and tried to go back to Hollywood. Americans don't conform well to royalty restrictions. It's not who we are.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:12 AM (St5qb)

985 Hitmen are cheaper, have greater precedent and record of success, and are far more satisfying.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

Sorry man, Nikita's married. Six kids now.

Posted by: Miklos, only ding it as a hobby these days at May 15, 2018 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

986 so is stormy's lawyer here defending meghan?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

987 so, the guy hanging upside down from the wire, is that in rio?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

988 Say, what is this, a Memorial Day weekend or something? Almost 1000 comments by Midnight CDST?

Okay, what's the meme that's being beaten to death tonight?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:15 AM (ek7rN)

989 986 so is stormy's lawyer here defending meghan?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:14 AM (MTjB1)

omg, that's it, he's trying to land the future divorce case!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 01:15 AM (gQQ9b)

990 omg, that's it, he's trying to land the future divorce case!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

991 ..."maybe you should direct your outrage at bent willy the serial rapist.[i/]"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 01:11 AM (gQQ9b)

*HAH!* @ "Bent Willy".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)

992 Not. Invited. Somebody told them they couldn't slight the sitting president by not inviting him, so they went the no politician route. no trump, no teresa may, no jug eared fuck.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2018 01:01 AM (gQQ9b)



Yes, but if her Dad doesn't show, and Harry asks Obama to do the honors, not quite the same thing. Megan would push for it, aNd people would love it. Just a thought.

I guess I want my head to explode.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:16 AM (St5qb)

993 Okay, what's the meme that's being beaten to death tonight?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:15 AM (ek7rN)


Beavers.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:18 AM (St5qb)

994 I have Awake Apnea

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 15, 2018 01:18 AM (RuIsu)

995 Bring Tupperware and line coat pockets with Ziploc bags.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:11 AM (fA1SL)

Is easier way. Tell servant types that all remaining food and drink goes to noble sounding charity (Corgis 4 Orphans has a nice ring).

Nigel and Mick from the pub will manage the rest.

Posted by: Miklos, Raider of the Last Buffet at May 15, 2018 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

996 Pixy seems to have coded "Extra Barrel Protection" on top of Self-Coded "Close Tags".

...else my Nic/Sock would have been italicized.

I can dig it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)

997 985. Ha! Been torrenting Killing Eve.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:20 AM (fA1SL)

998 1,001 Beaver jokes?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 15, 2018 01:20 AM (jp0Bv)

999 !

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 01:21 AM (qjyU5)

1000 Amazon Beavers on the Moon

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:21 AM (q5D/u)

1001 Come on!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (qjyU5)

1002 -Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:16 AM (St5qb)

Is this Gumdrop Gorilla?; because it looks like her and the initials seem to coincide.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)

1003 995. Food service industry is notorious for gypsy subversion and infiltration. Steam trays for in-laws and other enemies, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

1004 Americans don't conform well to royalty restrictions. It's not who we are.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:12 AM (St5qb)


Oh, sister!

Posted by: Gentlemen Prfer Blondes, but Kings marry Wallis Simpson at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (zCyNd)

1005 I got 999 and 1001, but not 1000!?! This is ridiculous!

Anyway, congratulations on the 1000 Garrett.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 01:24 AM (qjyU5)

1006 Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:16 AM (St5qb)

Is this Gumdrop Gorilla?; because it looks like her and the initials seem to coincide.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)


Yes. I did a lot of socking today and got tired typing out that frickin' long nic. How are you? Are things any better?

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:24 AM (St5qb)

1007 -Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:24 AM (St5qb)

I'll be okay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

1008 I have God, work and beer. I'll be fine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)

1009 I'll be okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

Well, I've been running all over your lawn burying ceramic dogs while you haven't been looking.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (St5qb)

1010 >>I got 999 and 1001, but not 1000!?!


You must be living too clean.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:28 AM (q5D/u)

1011 8 I have God, work and beer. I'll be fine.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)


Add laughter. It's critical.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:28 AM (St5qb)

1012 1009 I'll be okay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)

Well, I've been running all over your lawn burying ceramic dogs while you haven't been looking.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (St5qb)

And I've been raking in the dough.

Posted by: The Guy who owns the Ceramics Factory at May 15, 2018 01:29 AM (qjyU5)

1013 "Well, I've been running all over your lawn burying ceramic dogs while you haven't been looking."
-Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (St5qb)

Thanks, Chuck Woolery. If that's the worst thing that happens all day, I'm truly blessed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:29 AM (Ckg4U)

1014 >>Add laughter. It's critical.


...and yet nobody remembers.

Posted by: Robert Plant at May 15, 2018 01:29 AM (q5D/u)

1015 1010. Gotta getcher mind right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

1016 >> I have God, work and beer. I'll be fine.


Really, that's all any man needs.

Well. That and a nice Bird Feeder.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:30 AM (q5D/u)

1017 Steam trays for in-laws and other enemies, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

My proposal to Nigel and Mick includes such considerations.

Food-eat, then sell to pub owner. Sells to stupid tourists
Booze-only for Miklos, because Miklos
Everything else on lorries, as well as lorries-Moldovan Diplomatic Immunity Logistic Centre.

Pro-tip: in London, the name "Papadopoulous" gets you invited for free drinks by Australian diplomats

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, CEO of MOLNIMPEX at May 15, 2018 01:31 AM (zCyNd)

1018 >>Gotta getcher mind right.


This. Can't be busy thinking about Beaver.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:31 AM (q5D/u)

1019 Megan Markle's feet are a tragedy. Truly terrifying. Somebody should test Harry for Devil's Breath because he is obviously not in control. Are those even feet? They look like something adapted to grab tree branches.

https://pics.wikifeet.com/ Meghan-Markle-Feet-3110119.jpg

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:31 AM (8SG/h)

1020 I listen to Own Benjamin on YouTube. Dude plays piano like I can only wish and he's funny.

Yes, everyone needs a respite.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:32 AM (Ckg4U)

1021 Well. That and a nice Bird Feeder.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:30 AM (q5D/u)


So it was you!

Wait until I tell Soothsayer.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:33 AM (St5qb)

1022 We need the Gary oldman version of my way from Sid and Nancy.

Posted by: Boris at May 15, 2018 01:33 AM (477m+)

1023 Me: Okay, what's the meme that's being beaten to death tonight?

PD; gg channel: Beavers.

Maaaawww! Are we having beavers for dinner again! I'm tired of beavers! Beaver steak, beaver stew, beaver flapjacks, beaver borscht. Can't we have some manatee sometimes? Pleeeease?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:34 AM (ek7rN)

1024 "Really, that's all any man needs.
Well. That and a nice Bird Feeder.
"
-Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2018 01:30 AM (q5D/u)

I can dig it. I only have a bird bath at this point, but I can cover a pine cone in peanut butter and dip it in birdseed for the Spring and Fall.

I learned that trick in Third Grade.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:35 AM (Ckg4U)

1025 Are those even feet? They look like something adapted to grab tree branches.

https://pics.wikifeet.com/ Meghan-Markle-Feet-3110119.jpg

Posted by: Monk at May 15, 2018 01:31 AM (8SG/h)

Girl has much to learn.

Posted by: Let's Move! Michelle at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (zCyNd)

1026 1018. Any man loses his meme, spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (fA1SL)

1027 >>I learned that trick in Third Grade.


Jasper falls for that trick every time. Well, not the pinecone part.

Posted by: Dana Perino at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (q5D/u)

1028 Megan Markle's feet are a tragedy. Truly terrifying. Somebody should test Harry for Devil's Breath because he is obviously not in control. Are those even feet? They look like something adapted to grab tree branches.

https://pics.wikifeet.com/ Meghan-Markle-Feet-3110119.jpg
Posted by: Monk at May




lol wikifeet? what is the internet rule? well, now we know where cthulu went, commenter number three.



her feet were beautiful compared with christina hendircks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (MTjB1)

1029 By all accounts she ended up unhappy in a golden cage and tried to go back to Hollywood. Americans don't conform well to royalty restrictions. It's not who we are.

It might not have been the cage so much as the other bird ...

Posted by: Adriane the Gossip Critic ... at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (AoK0a)

1030 I can dig it. I only have a bird bath at this point, but I can cover a pine cone in peanut butter and dip it in birdseed for the Spring and Fall.

I learned that trick in Third Grade.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:35 AM (Ckg4U)


Don't the squirrels steal it?

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:37 AM (St5qb)

1031 Slapweasel: Pixy seems to have coded "Extra Barrel Protection" on top of Self-Coded "Close Tags".
...else my Nic/Sock would have been italicized.


That's actually been there for a while. Lots of times folks think their nic close-tags save them, but lots of times I've been saved by PixyClose.

A single open-tag will usually not spill over into the next comment anymore. Morons still find ways to defeat Pixy anyway, being the idiot savants that we are.

The ways of Pixy are strange indeed!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:38 AM (ek7rN)

1032 Well, I've been running all over your lawn burying ceramic dogs while you haven't been looking.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:27 AM (St5qb)

Damn-we were up before dawn putting in the ceramic cats!

Posted by: Merry Miklos and his Merrier Molnars at May 15, 2018 01:38 AM (zCyNd)

1033 "Don't the squirrels steal it?"
-Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:37 AM (St5qb)

I hang it from the front porch and I haven't seen too many Tree Rats around here since my Ash Trees were removed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:38 AM (Ckg4U)

1034 Ya know, handsome princes seem to only be in cartoon fairy tales and books. The real ones are pretty below average in many departments.

Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:39 AM (St5qb)

1035 >>> Maaaawww! Are we having beavers for dinner again! I'm tired of beavers! Beaver steak, beaver stew, beaver flapjacks, beaver borscht. Can't we have some manatee sometimes? Pleeeease?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:34 AM (ek7rN)

You think with a financial statement like this you can have the manatee?

Posted by: Monsieur Perdue at May 15, 2018 01:39 AM (0ReGO)

1036 maybe if hairy kisses her feet she will turn into a penguin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:39 AM (MTjB1)

1037
her feet were beautiful compared with christina hendircks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:36 AM (MTjB1)

You sayin' her feets too big?

Posted by: Fats Waller at May 15, 2018 01:40 AM (zCyNd)

1038 I hang it from the front porch and I haven't seen too many Tree Rats around here since my Ash Trees were removed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:38 AM (Ckg4U)

Should have cut them up with a chainsaw, Always nice to have piece of ash around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:40 AM (WFV7d)

1039 -Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:38 AM (ek7rN)

I've noticed that for almost a year.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)

1040 The Beavers of Tokyo-ri.

Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2018 01:41 AM (Y274z)

1041 Ya know, handsome princes seem to only be in cartoon fairy tales and books. The real ones are pretty below average in many departments.
Posted by: PD; gg channel at May 15, 2018 01:39 AM (St5qb)

But there are some prance-some hintses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:42 AM (WFV7d)

1042 You think with a financial statement like this you can have the manatee?

Posted by: Monsieur Perdue at May 15, 2018 01:39 AM (0ReGO)

We have a few more questions regarding your loan application.

Posted by: Manatee Mutual Credit Union at May 15, 2018 01:42 AM (zCyNd)

1043 "Should have cut them up with a chainsaw, Always nice to have piece of ash around."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:40 AM (WFV7d)

Do, done, did.

We gathered 'round the Fire Pit and told tales of yore while imbibing cheap lager and Telling Tales Out of School.

Saved me two-hundred bucks to cut it myself and have my buddies help stack it.

Lasted three years and now I'm on my own.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)

1044 1042. Manatee is the wagyu beef of the sea. Worth. Every. Penny.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

1045 Restocking the zakuski over here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)

1046 Slapweasel: Pixy seems to have coded "Extra Barrel Protection" on top of Self-Coded "Close Tags".

We'll let it go this time, but if we find that you colluded with Russians to remove mattress tags....

Posted by: Special Cousel Molnar (which is Mueller, or Miller) at May 15, 2018 01:45 AM (zCyNd)

1047 was at the fish monger the other day, when I got to the counter I asked if they had whale.


they didn't . no right, sperm, mink, nar, or killer.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:46 AM (MTjB1)

1048 Should have cut them up with a chainsaw


Ayup. Save, time, ayup.

Posted by: "Swing Blade" Molnar at May 15, 2018 01:47 AM (zCyNd)

1049 Surfperch: I got 999 and 1001, but not 1000!?! This is ridiculous!...

You get the "bookends" participation trophy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for comic at May 15, 2018 01:47 AM (ek7rN)

1050 they didn't . no right, sperm, mink, nar, or killer.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:46 AM (MTjB1)

I was in Greenland. They fed us pilot whale. It was tasty, too. Very strong liver-like flavor to it. Not fishy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 01:49 AM (WFV7d)

1051 made point to ask the bar tender if she could open a fresh bottle of scotch since the stuff on the shelf seemed sort of old. she was this far from opening a new bottle before she considered the question.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:49 AM (MTjB1)

1052 I was able to get Narwahl in Cleveland.

I think it was perch, but it seemed like Narwahl.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)

1053 I have God, work and beer. I'll be fine.


Really, that's all any man needs.

Well. That and a nice Bird Feeder


... and this ashtray... and this ping-pong paddle...

Posted by: mindful webjerk at May 15, 2018 01:50 AM (ek7rN)

1054 I was in Greenland. They fed us pilot whale. It was tasty, too. Very strong liver-like flavor to it. Not fishy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May



so greenland is down with cannibalism and fat shaming?

have never had whale. would eat it if served but would prefer not to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:51 AM (MTjB1)

1055 Goodnight Horde.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 01:51 AM (qjyU5)

1056 G'Night, Surfperch

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

1057 was able to get Narwahl in Cleveland.

I think it was perch, but it seemed like Narwahl.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May




lol, sure it looked like narwhal after it came out of the cuyahoga with a horn on its nose.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:52 AM (MTjB1)

1058 975
Politicians aren't usually invited to royal weddings.

When Charles and Diana got married, neither Ronald Reagan nor even Margaret Thatcher were invited.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 15, 2018 01:04 AM (GXOTw)
--------------------------------------
Nancy Reagan went, representing the US.

But the Charles and Diana wedding was a MUCH bigger deal, given that he was Prince of Wales. It was more like an affair of state.

This one is purely social, like Prince Andrew marrying Sarah Ferguson.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 15, 2018 01:53 AM (0jtPF)

1059 I think it was perch, but it seemed like Narwahl.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)

There is a difference, you know!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2018 01:53 AM (qjyU5)

1060 I was able to get Narwahl in Cleveland.

I think it was perch, but it seemed like Narwahl.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)

Cleveland narwhal has cinnamon. And they put carrots in the narwhal chili.

No thanks.

Posted by: New Orleans narwhal flambe, s'il vous plait at May 15, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

1061 Any man loses his meme, spends a night in the box.

Box =/= Barrel?

Box > Barrel?

Posted by: mindful webberserker at May 15, 2018 01:54 AM (ek7rN)

1062 "lol, sure it looked like narwhal after it came out of the cuyahoga with a horn on its nose."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:52 AM (MTjB1)

I cannot confirm the source of the seafood, nor can I deny that it was aflame as it came from the polluted river.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 01:55 AM (Ckg4U)

1063 1060. Ha! I will say - Bun bao hue > all other soups. Sokyanka & borscht excluded, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 01:56 AM (fA1SL)

1064 Your body guards have guns and you have a booger... But besides that here's your bag o chips

Posted by: sOME mORON at May 15, 2018 01:58 AM (ICWiF)

1065 But there are some prance-some hintses.

* all brain processes grind to a screeching halt *

Whooooa!!! * drops joint *

Wait....

Whut?

Posted by: mindful webworker speaking out of turn like Kanye at May 15, 2018 01:59 AM (ek7rN)

1066 Love the Black Keys.Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at May 15, 2018 01:59 AM (H80UQ)

1067 Narwhal solyanka. Now yer talkin'.

Cooked inside a chicken inside a duck, inside a turkey, inside a sheep, inside a calf, inside a camel....with hot sauce....

Posted by: Cajun Czar Nicholas, hosting some sheiks at May 15, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

1068 1067. Heh....once we share a kitchen, there's no telling what fusion cuisine we'll discover.
(Already have shashlik in pho, and pastrami with rice.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:01 AM (fA1SL)

1069 so greenland is down with cannibalism and fat shaming?

have never had whale. would eat it if served but would prefer not to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:51 AM (MTjB1)

No, it was real pilot whale. I was at a wellsite, and the camp cook was a Greenlander, and he was a european-trained chef, too. The local hunters killed a pilot whale, and sold some meat to the camp. He served it in gravy, with onions, and I thought it was liver and onions, which I quite fancy, so I had seconds. Somebody said, "do you know you are eating whale?" I said, "No, but it's yummy, isn't it?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 02:02 AM (WFV7d)

1070 We take our Narwahl as we get it around these parts.

...perhaps it is polluted Flounder.

...perhaps it is polluted Striped Bass.

I tend to believe that it was Perch, sweetened by excrement and carcasses of the sea-life in Lake Erie.

My poison comes with butter and lemon. I'll happily pay $8.00 for that with a heaping-helping of fries.

Welcome to Cleveland.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

1071 But there are some prance-some hintses.

* all brain processes grind to a screeching halt *

Whooooa!!! * drops joint *

Wait....

Whut?

Posted by: mindful webworker speaking out of turn like Kanye at May 15, 2018 01:59 AM (ek7rN)

Archie Campbell can explain.

Posted by: Hee-haw!! at May 15, 2018 02:02 AM (zCyNd)

1072 We call on Trump to have a "Fart-Tubing" session while in North Korea.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 15, 2018 02:04 AM (qM84C)

1073 1067 & 1068. Heh. First time I brought true Slav feast of real shashlik and cevapi to angel-clan, her kid sister said, 'Very good, but too much meat.' And I replied, 'if I had a nickel for every time,' but was stopped short when angel kicked me - hard - under the table.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

1074 "Narwhal solyanka. Now yer talkin'.
Cooked inside a chicken inside a duck, inside a turkey, inside a sheep, inside a calf, inside a camel....with hot sauce....
"
-Posted by: Cajun Czar Nicholas, hosting some sheiks at May 15, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

I have that in my Fanny Pack at all times, in case I meet a Black or Norwegian upon my travels.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:05 AM (Ckg4U)

1075 Well, it is past midnight here. Time for me to sack out. be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2018 02:05 AM (WFV7d)

1076 Everybody knows that the best midwestern perch is farm raised, on a diet of pure Milorganite.

Posted by: Icthyological Miklos, keep 'er movin' at May 15, 2018 02:06 AM (zCyNd)

1077 G'Night, Alberta Oil Peon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:06 AM (Ckg4U)

1078 New Christian paradigm When the world ends every
egotistical person whatever path you chose gets a
Bag-O-Chips on their way to heaven, except St. Peter don't eat chips.. especially all the windbags that make their living off the backs of workers. Have a nice day..

Posted by: Soupy Sales Officer of Information at May 15, 2018 02:06 AM (ICWiF)

1079 No, it was real pilot whale. I was at a wellsite, and the camp cook was a Greenlander, and he was a european-trained chef, too. The local hunters killed a pilot whale, and sold some meat to the camp. He served it in gravy, with onions, and I thought it was liver and onions, which I quite fancy, so I had seconds. Somebody said, "do you know you are eating whale?" I said, "No, but it's yummy, isn't it?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May




very cool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 02:07 AM (MTjB1)

1080 For if we don't find
the next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you we must die

Yeah, Morrison, poet. Uh-huh.

Posted by: mindful webworker fell for it once upon a time at May 15, 2018 02:07 AM (ek7rN)

1081 We call on Trump to have a "Fart-Tubing" session while in North Korea.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 15, 2018 02:04 AM (qM84C)


Mary is so right!! He can blow his Trumpet for the world to hear!! Like after the vegan dinner at Mary's last Tuesday.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 15, 2018 02:11 AM (zCyNd)

1082 1080. In his defense, he was ripping off Kurt Weil.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:11 AM (fA1SL)

1083 "Everybody knows that the best midwestern perch is farm raised, on a diet of pure Milorganite."
-Posted by: Icthyological Miklos, keep 'er movin' at May 15, 2018 02:06 AM (zCyNd)

Welcome to Cleveland!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:12 AM (Ckg4U)

1084 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2018 01:51 AM (MTjB1)

Damn.

All my best stories start with "Well, this one time in Greenland..."

Posted by: Miklos, warmly dressed and not blubbering at May 15, 2018 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

1085 1084. Greenland = Denmark = Filthy Skandi Icebacks + Esquimaux.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:16 AM (fA1SL)

1086 I have that in my Fanny Pack at all times, in case I meet a Black or Norwegian upon my travels.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:05 AM (Ckg4U)

Salute from Webelo to Eagle Scout!

Posted by: Miklos, with some assorted merit badges at May 15, 2018 02:16 AM (zCyNd)

1087 Snowmonkeys.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:16 AM (Ckg4U)

1088 Like after the vegan dinner at Mary's last Tuesday.

To be fair, proper protein-combining for non-meatatarians requires a lot of beans.

Posted by: mindful webworker was a bacon-only vegan for a while at May 15, 2018 02:17 AM (ek7rN)

1089 Actually I think my Merit Badges were in Flag Folding, First Aid, and Burning Things

Posted by: Miklos, with some assorted merit badges at May 15, 2018 02:19 AM (zCyNd)

1090 Lurker, mostly. Sup.

Has Ace ever said if he's going to add tags to posts?

I know there was a vague discussion of searching, maybe when he archived comments...?

Tags? No?

Posted by: red chair at May 15, 2018 02:19 AM (U6m5N)

1091 1087. Yep. Only Buryat, Yakuts, and other tribes admitted to protection of benevolent SMR are worth consideration.
* looks at Bjork, spits *
Don't get me started on Icelanders.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:19 AM (fA1SL)

1092 "Salute from Webelo to Eagle Scout!"
-Posted by: Miklos, with some assorted merit badges at May 15, 2018 02:16 AM (zCyNd)

I've never had a badge. I don't feel bad about it, but I'm certainly nonplussed with previous events.

*salutes*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

1093 Welcome to Cleveland!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:12 AM (Ckg4U)

And second prize is...two weeks in Cleveland!



Posted by: Miklos, participation prize awardee at May 15, 2018 02:21 AM (zCyNd)

1094 1086.
* dons Donald Sutherland 'fro wig and trench coat. Points. Shrieks*

Weeeeb!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:21 AM (fA1SL)

1095 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:20 AM (Ckg4U)

You don't need no stinkin' badges!

(You knew that was coming)

Posted by: Miklos, Federale at May 15, 2018 02:23 AM (zCyNd)

1096 -Posted by: red chair at May 15, 2018 02:19 AM (U6m5N)

No. I don't believe there will be tags to posts.

If you need to know where something is? Ask Buzzion or do a mu.nu search.

There are plenty of people smarter than I that can direct you to a Search Profile that fits a description.

I don't believe there will ever be "tags" on this blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)

1097 I was at a wellsite, and the camp cook was a Greenlander, and he was a european-trained chef, too. The local hunters killed a pilot whale, and sold some meat to the camp. He served it in gravy, with onions, and I thought it was liver and onions, which I quite fancy, so I had seconds. Somebody said, "do you know you are eating whale?" I said, "No, but it's yummy, isn't it?"
~~~~~
Strange that one of my recurring dreams gets included in an ONT comment.

Posted by: socalcon at May 15, 2018 02:25 AM (WAnre)

1098 FUN FACT

At one time, Cleveland was the second biggest Hungarian city in the world

Posted by: Miklos, who heard about Lorain at May 15, 2018 02:25 AM (zCyNd)

1099 1097. Seven Basic Plots, dontcha know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:27 AM (fA1SL)

1100 The outskirts of Cleveland are mostly Eastern European.

You can tell by the shapes of their heads.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

1101 Strange that one of my recurring dreams gets included in an ONT comment.

Posted by: socalcon at May 15, 2018 02:25 AM (WAnre)

Sometimes a banana shaped whale is just a banana shaped whale.

Posted by: Miklos Freud at May 15, 2018 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

1102 1098. There's a reason Cleveland is become a hissing and a byword.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:29 AM (fA1SL)

1103 1,100?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 02:30 AM (Pg+x7)

1104 ... must be a new record.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 02:31 AM (Pg+x7)

1105 Don't get me started on Icelanders.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:19 AM (fA1SL)

Diesel Icelanders can be especially difficult to get started.

Posted by: Nanook Molnar at May 15, 2018 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

1106 1103 1,100?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

Why even try?

Posted by: mindful webworker the numberologist at May 15, 2018 02:31 AM (ek7rN)

1107 ... i love the 3 opening quotes, but otherwise....

??????????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 02:32 AM (Pg+x7)

1108 You can tell by the shapes of their heads.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

As people I talk to often tell me, "You have a good point there".

"Try wearing a hat".

Posted by: Miklos, it's morning again in Budapest! at May 15, 2018 02:33 AM (zCyNd)

1109 Gotta say - I love my life since conversion. Spitting and then crossing myself after naming unspeakable degenerates is the best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:34 AM (fA1SL)

1110 1106 - why even try...

(frankly, i gave up years go...)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2018 02:34 AM (Pg+x7)

1111 Why even try?

Posted by: mindful webworker the numberologist at May 15, 2018 02:31 AM (ek7rN)

OK, one more time....

Posted by: Friedrich Nietzche at May 15, 2018 02:35 AM (zCyNd)

1112 The best way to eat whale is, take the blubber, melt it down a bit, mix it with blueberries and snow, and call it ice cream.

In a pinch, you can use seal oil instead of the blubber, but either kind will give you enough calories to keep you warm until the next dogsled stop.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 02:36 AM (NXsWM)

1113 Spitting and then crossing myself after naming unspeakable degenerates is the best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:34 AM (fA1SL)

Have you told the Father what your rosary is..uh..actually made of?

Posted by: Monastic Miklos at May 15, 2018 02:37 AM (zCyNd)

1114 1113. Father is a busy man. He needn't be burdened with such minutiae.

* clicks Tok rounds *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:38 AM (fA1SL)

1115 Have you told the Father what your rosary is..uh..actually made of?
Posted by: Monastic Miklos at May 15, 2018 02:37 AM (zCyNd)

Don't know about his, but mine has so many medals on it, I think it qualifies as a lethal weapon.

Sunday we were driving along Knik River and praying the rosary, and I saw a lovely eagle circling over the river, and instead of "deliver us from evil" I said deliver us from eagle.

The boy is still giggling over mama screwing up the prayer.

I'm pretty sure God smiles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 02:39 AM (NXsWM)

1116 Okay... enough fun for tonight.

I've got to get some sleep.

Please pray for my Mom and Dad. They are in dire straits and I'm now actively avoiding them for it.

I'll accept my condemnation and I'll eat shit over it but I don't want to deal with them right now.

I try to keep things light, but this is weighing heavy on my soul. It sucks and I know most of The Horde has gone through this "transition".

It is the vitriol due to Dad's dementia that weighs most heavily on Mom. It weighs heavily on me and I don't have to live with him every day.

The eight-year-old and the thirteen-year-old bicker at every opportunity and I am trying to hold my shit together.

I love them. Please pray for them.

--Thank You

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 15, 2018 02:40 AM (Ckg4U)

1117 In a pinch, you can use seal oil instead of the blubber


Didn't know that. No wonder I never got the Blubber Rendering merit badge.

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Cub at May 15, 2018 02:40 AM (zCyNd)

1118 Didn't know that. No wonder I never got the Blubber Rendering merit badge.
Posted by: Miklos, a mere Cub at May 15, 2018 02:40 AM (zCyNd)

Family rule #362: Always horde-source your merit badges.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 02:41 AM (NXsWM)

1119 Heh. Father said to me last week, 'I would say to look into SSPX, but I think they know you since forever.' He's a good man, my priest.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 15, 2018 02:47 AM (fA1SL)

1120 Sunday we were driving along Knik River and praying the rosary, and I saw a lovely eagle circling over the river, and instead of "deliver us from evil" I said deliver us from eagle.

The boy is still giggling over mama screwing up the prayer.

I'm pretty sure God smiles.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Well, I did.

Posted by: mindful webworker - praying for health and help at May 15, 2018 02:48 AM (ek7rN)

1121 I'm pretty sure God smiles.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 02:39 AM (NXsWM)

Of course. Who sent the eagle?

Posted by: Miklos, also smiling at May 15, 2018 02:48 AM (zCyNd)

1122 I suspect we are all praying for Slapweasel, aren't we?

Posted by: Miklos at May 15, 2018 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

1123 Family rule #362: Always horde-source your merit badges.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 02:41 AM (NXsWM)

362? Wow-your family has some serious rules!

Posted by: Moses at May 15, 2018 02:53 AM (zCyNd)

1124 Hey, Mr. Godfather of the Universe?

If I started asking for blessings for anyone, I always end up asking for blessings for everyone, and nothing I could ask for would ever be as wise as what You already know we need, so asking is kind of an exercise in faith-strengthening but what about answers that heal and help?

Not our will be done but Yours, O Lord, but it is my will that healing be heaped upon our Horde and world in miraculous manifestations, if Dad says it's okay.

Okay?

Amen

Ahuman

Ahuperson

Au faggeddiboutit

Posted by: mindful webworker ponders transcendentally at May 15, 2018 02:54 AM (ek7rN)

1125 * throws dirt on coffin of ONT *

Good night.

Seriously, click the nic. Be amused.

Posted by: mindful webworker in mourning. See you in the morning at May 15, 2018 02:58 AM (ek7rN)

1126 Seriously, click the nic. Be amused.

Posted by: mindful webworker in mourning. See you in the morning at May 15, 2018 02:58 AM (ek7rN)

The beast with four heads?

I prefer the Beast with Two Backs.

Posted by: Miklos, somewhat Rabelaisian at May 15, 2018 03:01 AM (zCyNd)

1127
1100+?
Let me guess. Beaver fever.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:04 AM (e1mEI)

1128 Let me guess. Beaver fever.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:04 AM (e1mEI)

That pretty well encapsulates the average ONT, I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 03:06 AM (NXsWM)

1129 G Zimmerman is messed up.
he got in way over his head with Trayvon Martin situation.
he was not equipped to handle that situation.

but, "harassing" a P.I., that hassled your uncle and that you assume is going to re-open all the TM business ?

idk.

sounds like Jay-z and his buddies are out of ideas for albums and are desperate to make a buck, by any means necessary.

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at May 15, 2018 03:08 AM (v8mM1)

1130
1128 Let me guess. Beaver fever.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:04 AM (e1mEI)

That pretty well encapsulates the average ONT, I'd say.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 15, 2018 03:06 AM (NXsWM)

I fear what this bodes for tomorrow's ONT. What punishment awaits us?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:14 AM (e1mEI)

1131 I fear what this bodes for tomorrow's ONT. What punishment awaits us?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:14 AM (e1mEI)


SPEAK NOT THE NAME!!!!

Posted by: Miklos, afeared at May 15, 2018 03:16 AM (zCyNd)

1132 Maybe catch some of you before you go to bed
Have a good night.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:20 AM (aC6Sd)

1133 Awaits fate in echoing silence

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (e1mEI)

1134 Over 1K, whatever is going on here?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (aC6Sd)

1135 Hi Skip!

Simple coffee, please. No soy, sprinkles, or pumpkin pie spice.

Thanks. Good coffee!

Posted by: Miklos, cradling his mug at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (zCyNd)

1136 Over 1K, whatever is going on here?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (aC6Sd)

Shhh...the beavers are sleeping

Posted by: "Bottomless Cup" Miklos at May 15, 2018 03:25 AM (zCyNd)

1137
1134 Over 1K, whatever is going on here?
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (aC6Sd)

Somebody mentioned beavers and suddenly hysterical beaver postings began. It finally died out.

Mis Hum will exact revenge tomorrow night.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:33 AM (e1mEI)

1138 Its not officially time to get up yet

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:47 AM (aC6Sd)

1139 High Plains Beaver

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 15, 2018 03:48 AM (SxBH1)

1140 Pale Beaver

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 15, 2018 03:48 AM (SxBH1)

1141 The idea of gambling to save New Jersey went out the window when Pennsylvania opened casinos some years ago.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:49 AM (aC6Sd)

1142 The idea of gambling to save New Jersey went out the window when Pennsylvania opened casinos some years ago.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:49 AM (aC6Sd)

NJ is short of Indian tribes, that's all.

Posted by: Feathers, not dots at May 15, 2018 03:51 AM (zCyNd)

1143 Now it's time to get up

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:52 AM (aC6Sd)

1144 Commo check

Posted by: Boris at May 15, 2018 03:55 AM (477m+)

1145 I bet the beavers of Beaver county didn't get mentioned.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 04:00 AM (aC6Sd)

1146 Huh

Posted by: Boris at May 15, 2018 04:01 AM (477m+)

1147 My Way by Sid Viscious.

Posted by: Boris at May 15, 2018 04:02 AM (477m+)

1148 Today is primary day in Pennsylvania, I am going to vote for Mango for Governor, Lou Barletta for Senate.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 04:07 AM (aC6Sd)

1149 I could never hang upside down like that picture, it would be torture to me.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)

1150
Local news headline for the last ten days : 'Rollover crash sends 52 year old man to Hospital.' That is the sum total of the available news for this event.

Car rolled over, man went to hospital. Nothing else is known - and this is the news of the day for the last ten days.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 15, 2018 04:19 AM (roQNm)

1151 Mueller's investigation is going to end up with more scandals than prosecutions. Although, judging by his past that's not exactly a surprise.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 15, 2018 04:28 AM (rdl6o)

1152 "A horse, a buggy and several sets of harness, valued in all at about $250, were stolen last night from the stable of Howard Quinlan, near Kingsville. The county police are at work on the case, but so far no trace of either thieves or booty has been found."

H.L. Mencken's first newpaper story, from 1899

Yep, they did it better than. Names, facts, numbers.

Posted by: H.L. Molnar at May 15, 2018 04:28 AM (zCyNd)

1153 1137
1134 Over 1K, whatever is going on here?
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 03:22 AM (aC6Sd)

Somebody mentioned beavers and suddenly hysterical beaver postings began. It finally died out.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2018 03:33 AM (e1mEI)

That would be this post:

380 Enough of this nonsense. Let's talk about beavers.
Posted by: LadyTheo, just one of the perseverators at May 14, 2018 11:24 PM (X+6iw)

Posted by: m at May 15, 2018 04:29 AM (0bRDi)

1154 1154

Know what happened in 1154?

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 04:42 AM (+lOpA)

1155 There's a beaver in my pocket dear Georgy, dear Georgy
There's a beaver in my pocket dear Georgy a beaver.

What will you call it dear Liza, dear Liza
What will you call it dear Liza, What?

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 04:42 AM (aC6Sd)

1156 The following events happened in the year 1154: Muhammad al-Idrisi completes his atlas of the world. Henry Plantagenet becomes King Henry II of England. Tallinn, the capital of Estonia, is first marked on the world map by Al Idrisi.

Plantagenet is a cool name.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 04:45 AM (+lOpA)

1157 Lady Theo it was sent us all down the beaver hole.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 04:46 AM (+lOpA)

1158 Leftists should remake the X-Files, Mulder and Scully's kids search for Russian collusion but while seeing it everywhere never get any evidence from Smoking Man and other shadowy people keep getting ahead of them to destroy it.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 04:59 AM (aC6Sd)

1159 Where's my Rock Hudson cheesecake?!?!? I don't come here for the articles.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 15, 2018 04:59 AM (2835Q)

1160 From 6ABC primary election outlook
" Under the new boundaries, Democrats expect to flip 2 seats while 3 others are considered toss ups"

All from activist judges

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 05:12 AM (aC6Sd)

1161 Aha. Beavers. Again. So that's why it's 1000+. I was hoping for something more entertaining, like an acrimonious argument or a troll.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 15, 2018 05:16 AM (2835Q)

1162 I always miss the trolls, or with all the snarc it goes over my head.
Anyway have a great day, and if in Pa get out to vote.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2018 05:20 AM (aC6Sd)

1163 I want one of you folks to shoot me before I attempt a tightrope walk way above the concrete. It would be cheaper.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2018 05:31 AM (zLDYs)

1164 Zimmerman, who was cleared of murder charges for the 2012 shooting of
Trayvon Martin, now faces a misdemeanor stalking charge for allegedly
harassing and threatening Dennis Albert Warren, a private investigator,
in Seminole County, Florida.

---

Stalking is exactly what private investigators do, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 15, 2018 05:32 AM (tve+u)

1165 Skip, How is Barletta doing? I like what I've heard from him. Wish he was here in Virginia. He is a cousin to one of my best friends.

Posted by: JTB at May 15, 2018 05:50 AM (V+03K)

1166 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:14 AM (EyPfd)

1167 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:14 AM (hyuyC)

1168 Village Idiot's Apprentice

You survive the line squalls in good shape?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:17 AM (hyuyC)

1169 "You survive the line squalls in good shape?"

Believe it or not, they missed us.

After cancelling our evening plans, and battening down the hatches.......nothing.

Light drizzle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:22 AM (EyPfd)

1170 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I wish I can make as many mistakes as meteorologists and keep my job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

1171 I wish I can make as many mistakes as meteorologists and keep my job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Or as many "mistakes" as the FBI

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)

1172 Still, they are getting better. Esp. on temps.Look at weather related deaths. Way down.

That's primarily because everyone looks at their own personally carried radar display and does scopehead plotting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:26 AM (hyuyC)

1173 "I wish I can make as many mistakes as meteorologists and keep my job."


Would be nice...wouldn't it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:26 AM (EyPfd)

1174 We had some great light shows and a pretty good amount of rain last night. No wind though, which is always a plus

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)

1175 Bruce

We have to reboot the FBI. It is a Praetorian Guard now.

All those known wolves, and no action. MI-5 is a better example to follow, up to 1983.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:28 AM (hyuyC)

1176 Or as many "mistakes" as the FBI

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)


You are un-American.

Posted by: Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon at May 15, 2018 06:29 AM (zRegE)

1177 mornin horde

Posted by: wing at May 15, 2018 06:29 AM (RSMz4)

1178 A REAL barn would have 'Chew Mail Pouch' and an American flag on it...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 15, 2018 06:30 AM (YkEgi)

1179 You are un-American.
Posted by: Comey

I remember watching the old movies and "The FBI" TV show and thinking how fantastic it was that we had this go to law enforcement group that could solve just about every crime. And bring the lawbreakers to justice.

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW)

1180 " and thinking how fantastic it was that we had this go to law enforcement group that could solve just about every crime. And bring the lawbreakers to justice."

You were watching 'Get Smart'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:32 AM (EyPfd)

1181 You were watching 'Get Smart'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

HA!

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

1182 Agent 99, Barbara Feldon. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:35 AM (hyuyC)

1183 Looks like Israel will actively defend their borders against invaders and the MSM don't like it.

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

1184 You were watching 'Get Smart'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:32 AM (EyPfd)


Comey, Mueller, et. al. should have used the Cone of Silence in their communications. Maybe a ball gag, too.

Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2018 06:36 AM (zRegE)

1185 Comey, Mueller, et. al. should have used the Cone of Silence in their communications. Maybe a ball gag, too.
Posted by: RickZ

Comey prefers the "Curtains of Stealth"

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

1186 Looks like Israel will actively defend their borders against invaders and the MSM don't like it.

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)


And the MSM don't like it!
Rock the Casbah.
Rock the Casbah.

Or throw rocks at it, Paleo style.

Posted by: Not The Clash at May 15, 2018 06:39 AM (zRegE)

1187 Have a great day everyone. May the Sun light your path. And the pollen count be low.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)

1188 Comey prefers the "Curtains of Stealth"

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)


Maybe he can make a nice gown out of that curtain, just like Miss Scarlett. I mean, the Kirby vacuum cleaner bag look works for Hillary so, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2018 06:41 AM (zRegE)

1189 Of course, it isn't exactly shovel ready, so to speak.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 14, 2018 10:57 PM


Wasn't a problem for me.

Posted by: TFG at May 15, 2018 06:49 AM (DMUuz)

1190 "I remember watching the old movies and "The FBI" TV
show and thinking how fantastic it was that we had this go to law
enforcement group that could solve just about every crime. And bring the
lawbreakers to justice.

Posted by: Bruce"
I had the same experience growing up an it inspired me to dedicate my life to public service, defending the constitution and doing the lords work. The FBI is a Rock that stands between us and chaos. We are lucky to have had so many good people like me to staff it.

Posted by: James Comey, Humble Servant of God at May 15, 2018 06:51 AM (MxEKc)

1191 Would be nice...wouldn't it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 06:26 AM


Ahem. Wouldn't It Be Nice.

Posted by: THe Beach Boys at May 15, 2018 06:52 AM (DMUuz)

1192 Everything I do is for America. From my morning turd to my evening turd and flush (Saves water) it's all for you America!

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 06:56 AM (EZSQ8)

1193 From my morning turd to my evening turd and flush (Saves water) it's all for you America!

Plus, you always have some product for your perpetual shit eating grin

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)

1194 I care about America so much I only use biodegradable food!

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 06:59 AM (EZSQ8)

1195 Why am I not at 1500??

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Beaver at May 15, 2018 07:00 AM (UdKB7)

1196 Hmm, I've reviewed this thread, and all I can say is

A Beaver Runs Through It

Actually, I made one comment on a buzzion post, but alas my post was lost, like beaver tears in rain.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2018 07:00 AM (0ogQG)

1197 I wonder who PDT is gonna piss off today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 07:00 AM (EyPfd)

1198 Plantagenet is a cool name.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2018 04:45 AM (+lOpA)
===============================
The French upgraded English names, for sure. "Ethelred The Ready"? What kind of a Kingly name is that?! Loser.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 07:01 AM (rBnYq)

1199 Morning, Horde!

Bing's homepage today is a photo of a family of hyrax (never heard of them before), and boy, do they look pissed!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2018 07:01 AM (+F0Wk)

1200 1200

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:01 AM (hMwEB)

1201 dun dun dun

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:02 AM (hMwEB)

1202 I care about America so much I insist my whole family only consumes 100% sustainable fair trade cuck porn!

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 07:02 AM (EZSQ8)

1203
hyrax monax monad gonad

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 07:02 AM (pNxlR)

1204 Mornin' Horde. I'm afraid to look at the rest of the thread, 1200 on the ONT tends to be ominous...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 15, 2018 07:03 AM (lLeln)

1205 Anyone can be first. Only votermom can nail down "1200"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 07:03 AM (rBnYq)

1206 family of hyrax (never heard of them before), and boy, do they look pissed!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Hyrax believe in a Palestinian homeland. That homeland is located wherever Jews live.

MOVE THE JEWS!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 07:03 AM (8ikIW)

1207 I care about America so much I invented a reusable trash bag!

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 07:03 AM (EZSQ8)

1208 I wonder who PDT is gonna piss off today.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 15, 2018 07:00 AM (EyPfd)

Bing's homepage today is a photo of a family of hyrax (never heard of them before), and boy, do they look pissed!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2018 07:01 AM (+F0Wk)

Now it all makes sense!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2018 07:04 AM (+F0Wk)

1209
I wonder who PDT is gonna piss off today.
================================

Starts with "Jim".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (rBnYq)

1210 The Hyrax was not one of Dr. Seuss' better efforts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (lLeln)

1211 1205 Anyone can be first. Only votermom can nail down "1200"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 07:03 AM (rBnYq)

I'm totally buying a lotto ticket today LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (hMwEB)

1212 I care about America so much I invented a reusable trash bag!
Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi

On the days you can't make it to church, who does the congregation worship?

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

1213 1204 Mornin' Horde. I'm afraid to look at the rest of the thread, 1200 on the ONT tends to be ominous..."

That is Wise.

as for the rest of us - we must Never Speak of this Again. Never.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (V2Yro)

1214 family of hyrax (never heard of them before), and boy, do they look pissed!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

they look like ROAS
which s funny considering your nic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

1215 The Hyrax was not one of Dr. Seuss' better efforts.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

And Hydrox is/was an inferior Oreo.

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

1216
JJ will be here in two slaps of a beaver's tail

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2018 07:06 AM (pNxlR)

1217 Recycling saves lives, but Re-using saves even more!

#JamesComeyBrandToiletPaper
#WipeTwiceWipeThrice

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 07:07 AM (EZSQ8)

1218 Soon to be willowed...

The Wall Street Journal has an article about how the Chinese navy is on track to surpass the U.S. navy with 415 ships by 2030.

Bitch, please.

If quantity is the measure, the marina where we used to keep our boat surpassed the U.S. navy years ago.

Fake news.

Posted by: Jwest at May 15, 2018 07:07 AM (/roJx)

1219 James Comey was the original prototype for the Lorax, but it got revised when Dr. Seuss decided the result was just too obnoxious.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 15, 2018 07:08 AM (lLeln)

1220 Hyrax is the Kaboom! of Oreo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2018 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

1221 Poor Jim Acosta woke up this morning thinking about how unfair it is that he has to compete with Jim Comey for the Presidents attention. He's Jim-Confused.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 15, 2018 07:09 AM (rBnYq)

1222 1183 Looks like Israel will actively defend their borders against invaders and the MSM don't like it.
Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

The Hamas leaders published that the gates were not going to be manned by the IDF to encourage stupid sons a bitches to walk into a dangerous situation.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

1223 they look like ROAS
which s funny considering your nic
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)
------------------

Eh, I don't believe they really exist...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2018 07:09 AM (+F0Wk)

1224 the hyrax is related to the elephant
obviously bing is sending a subliminal GOP message

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:10 AM (hMwEB)

1225 >>>On the days you can't make it to church, who does the congregation worship?
Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)
__________
Good question. Wherever I am becomes a church. More like a Mosque really. And Twitter puts out my call to prayer.

Not that I see myself as a god, because that's crazy. I'm actually just a glorious man who happens to be The God.

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 07:11 AM (EZSQ8)

1226 the hyrax is related to the elephant
obviously bing is sending a subliminal GOP message
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 15, 2018 07:10 AM (hMwEB)

On Mother's Day, they had manatees, also related to the elephant.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2018 07:11 AM (+F0Wk)

1227 JJ is Woke and NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2018 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

1228 The most valuable the ng in the world is your time. Keep track of yours and you'll be happy. Use a #JamesJesusComey brand watch to track it and be even happier!

Powered with 100% Self-sustainable fair trade bio-mass.

Posted by: James Comey - FBI Ghandi at May 15, 2018 07:14 AM (EZSQ8)

1229 That BS at UT needs to be more widely known around this state!

Posted by: AnnaS at May 15, 2018 08:34 AM (l4l/z)

1230 Miklos now goes to the medical doctor people.

But first... Waffle House

Then Asian market

Then medical doctor people.

Free copies of Miklos' x-rays for sale later.

PS-Vic gets cheap, but quality booze, delivered in person, if required/allowed if Templeton defeats the despicable, lazy, dishonest and incompetent McMaster on June 12.

Posted by: Miklos, in a fine Carolina mornin' at May 15, 2018 08:38 AM (zCyNd)

1231 Oops wrong thread!

Posted by: AnnaS at May 15, 2018 09:07 AM (l4l/z)

1232 Ah, so the Beaver Fever did burn itself out eventually

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards We Didn't Start the Beaver at May 15, 2018 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

1233 If not for that asshole, Barack Hussein Obama, running his mouth about 'if I had a son', we would've never heard of George Zimmerman.

Not even once.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 15, 2018 01:12 PM (jWe5r)

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