Update: Dweeb Losers Waste Everybody's Time With Some Bullshit For Space Homos

Well, I just got this up after a commenter kindly alerted me, but now the launch looks scrubbed for the day. Update: It has been cancelled, because some people like to waste other people's time.

I'll leave this up for a few minutes to see if it's just something easily fixed that is just delaying the launch.

I gotta think any "Abort" is gonna scrap a launch at least for a day.

Link here and below, though it's not working for me. Maybe too much traffic.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:37 PM




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1 Abort

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:44 PM (Dp6qK)

2 First?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2018 05:45 PM (mLQ2G)

3 Nearly first.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (0bRDi)

4 We have a Cecile Richards, I say again a Cecile Richards

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (mLQ2G)

5 This, too, is the story of obama's legacy.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (Dp6qK)

6
We ought to promise Kim Dong Un a ride on SpaceX.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (ExfQu)

7 Top Ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (Brjj7)

8 Bangabandhu?

No, I stick to my own kind.

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

9
When I was young my 'rocket of love' would often explode on the launch pad.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (LOgQ4)

10 I watched up to the abort. Yeah, if they didn't light that candle today there will be a bunch of program resets.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (0tfLf)

11 Still working on it...backup window is for same time tomorrow.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (MX7xj)

12 Someone say abort?

Payday!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (prxEu)

13 Reminds me I really need to short Tesla stock, I think it's going to be looked at like Enron down the road.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (lKmt3)

14 Failure to launch is better than failure at liftoff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (RJHwk)

15 within 7 days after the launch, Iran is going to suffer devastating localized earthquake to its nuclear facilities . . .

Posted by: wanna make a bet? at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (aE216)

16 I'd be more impressed with SpaceX if they could match 1960's tech, von Braun and the rest of the Nazi's.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (gbWkA)

17 Bang a Babaloo to you too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

18 14
Failure to launch is better than failure at liftoff.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


Perhaps. Still embarrassing, though. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

19 I think it's going to be looked at like Enron down the road.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018

You misspelled Edsel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (prxEu)

20 Someone forgot to charge the damn battery.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (r9UYA)

21 About now a Russian bot should cut into the feed and show the clips of early V-2 rocket tests and crashes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (0tfLf)

22 Shouldn't Mr. Musk focus on getting those Tesla 3's out the door of his giga-factory? Jeezzz

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (2sCft)

23 14 Failure to launch is better than failure at liftoff.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 05:47 PM (RJHwk)

Of course, the best kind of failure is failure to fail.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Brjj7)

24 I can fix it!

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (MVjcR)

25 Anybody ever notice it sounds just like Space Sex?

Like sex in space?


No?


Where is everybody?

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (+lOpA)

26 We can haz veshtitsa Abramovic fred?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

27 >>Well, I just got this up after a commenter


Sent in some Topless Pics?


Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (E9YRB)

28 Perhaps. Still embarrassing, though. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: pep at May 10, 2018 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

I wouldn't know.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Dp6qK)

29 If they would choose better names for these vessels, then they would have better luck! Idiots!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (PEcU2)

30 Bangabandhu sounds like the kind of country where a Bond villain has his lair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

31 Who names these rockets? This one sounds like a whimsical Disney sidekick with a really annoying catchphrase.

"Bangabandhu to you!"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (MX7xj)

32 And now we know the reason you DO NOT put your coke can down on the launch console!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (0tfLf)

33 It's ok. I kindda had a headache.

Posted by: Mrs Space X at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (E9YRB)

34 4.....3......2........1

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (e+rs5)

35 I think it's going to be looked at like Enron down the road.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018

You misspelled Edsel.
Posted by: Joe Mama

________

But the Edsel didn't sink Ford.

The Model 3 will sink Tesla, imo.

Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (lKmt3)

36 >>Bangabandhu


I have her first LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 05:51 PM (E9YRB)

37 "I said LUNCH, not LAUNCH!"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 05:51 PM (MX7xj)

38 33 It's ok. I kindda had a headache.

Posted by: Mrs Space X at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (E9YRB)

Yeah, that Latin Rocket is a tough act to follow.

Posted by: Space X at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (Dp6qK)

39 I can fix it!
Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (MVjcR)
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With your tractor!

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (oMtOd)

40 That bastard Trump!

The Democrats
@TheDemocrats
Thanks to Truck's reckless decision to pull out of the Iran deal, everyday Americans are paying more for gas while the wealthy and big corporations cash in on their tax breaks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (+y/Ru)

41 The Model 3 will sink Tesla, imo.





Posted by: Maritime at May 10, 2018 05:50

Elon is crazy 'bout his M3rcury.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (prxEu)

42 Bangabandhu,
Get it on...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (7LY+6)

43 Are you people rooting against Tesla?

They can do the thing where the two boosters land on rafts simultaneously. We're still hitching rides on Soyuz.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c)

44
Far Out SpaceX Nuts!

Yeah, he just turned mort a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (ExfQu)

45 This is obviously one among many of the disastrous consequences of Trump backing out of the Iran deal.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (0jtPF)

46 Space Sex! Space Sex! How dense are we (asking for a friend) that we never noticed that before!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (PEcU2)

47 >>Thanks to Truck's reckless decision to pull out of the Iran deal, everyday Americans are paying more for gas while the wealthy and big corporations cash in on their tax breaks.


So the Dems are in favor of a Gas Tax Holiday?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (E9YRB)

48 33 It's ok. I kindda had a headache.
Posted by: Mrs Space X at May 10, 2018 05:50 PM (E9YRB)



Look...it's Trump and his damn war! I'm tense is all.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (+lOpA)

49 Is there a problem with the batteries?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (VzbI8)

50 Just climb down there and bang on it with a hammer!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (PEcU2)

51 Bangabandhu


Is that the Cheech and Chong album with the Giant Condom?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (E9YRB)

52 everyday Americans are paying more for gas "

But you said high gas prices were a good thing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (7LY+6)

53 43. SMR theory demonstrated yet again. Super design and Slavotronics allows almost 50 year old technology to STILL surpass space program of veek, decadent veshterners.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (fA1SL)

54 "What do you mean, 'left the keys at home?'"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (F8cRI)

55 glad nothing's going on - i don't feel bad about watching a "wild, wild west" rerun -

with richard pryor's first role ever!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (Pg+x7)

56 50 Just climb down there and bang on it with a hammer!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 05:53 PM (PEcU2)

That's not how you bang a bandhu.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (Dp6qK)

57 1960's NASA - Atlas, Saturn V, Explorer, Vanguard, Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, Voyager.

SpaceX - Bangabandhu? What is this? The Bhagavad Gita Space program? Too many H1-B's from India?



Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (gbWkA)

58 The window goes to 6:22 pm, but they need to restart the count in a couple of minutes to make it.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM (xjiRE)

59 anyone notice how quiet Jimmy Drama has gotten lately .............

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (y3aQB)

60
But you said high gas prices were a good thing...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


High gas prices made Europe what it is today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (IqV8l)

61 Okay I Schumered under fire at #20.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (VzbI8)

62 goon

I have repeatedly tried to get the NSF to fund my NASA SUTRA research project.

The real fun will be interviewing to get the best grad students available.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (hyuyC)

63
Thanks to the Democrats' idiotic restrictions on domestic oil extraction and production AND gas taxes, everyday Americans are paying more for gas while fake green energy companies are raking in billions in subsidies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (ExfQu)

64 We're still hitching rides on Soyuz."

And did some awesome muslim outreach, don't forget...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (7LY+6)

65 anyone notice how quiet Jimmy Drama has gotten lately .............

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 05:55

Early onset Arkancide?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 05:56 PM (prxEu)

66 If the Israelis would just stop being so touchy about having missiles shot at their soldiers and citizens, the world would be a safer place!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 05:56 PM (PEcU2)

67 64. You want Project Orion
You'd settle for rocket-powered el camino.
You get uber with Space Lada.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)

68 62 goon

I have repeatedly tried to get the NSF to fund my NASA SUTRA research project.

The real fun will be interviewing to get the best grad students available.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 10, 2018 05:55 PM (hyuyC)

Avoid the Bandhus. They don't put out.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:56 PM (Dp6qK)

69 57 1960's NASA - Atlas, Saturn V, Explorer, Vanguard, Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, Voyager.

SpaceX - Bangabandhu? What is this? The Bhagavad Gita Space program? Too many H1-B's from India?


Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2018 05:54 PM



I predict Archer's internet fails in 4...3...2...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (0tfLf)

70 The planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.

Posted by: Ziggy SpaceX at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)

71 Man, if Trump pulls this off (re: the Norks), the sourpuss reaction of the Nobel committee will be ohsoglorious.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (uSkUN)

72 70 The planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.

Posted by: Ziggy SpaceX at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)

Another catastrophic consequence of Trump pulling out of the Iran deal.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (Dp6qK)

73 66 If the Israelis would just stop being so touchy about having missiles shot at their soldiers and citizens, the world would be a safer place!

I know right? And have open borders like the rest of the civilized world.....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (F8cRI)

74 Earth below us......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (e+rs5)

75 Come on, launch or get off the pot!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (MX7xj)

76
btw, anyone notice President Trump used the term "bedlam" the other day? And he used it well.

President also said Iran needs to come to terms with "life" and what it means to be part of the civilized world!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (ExfQu)

77 Aw, scrubbed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (qJtVm)

78 Why doesn't Musk just build a tunnel to outer space?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (RHEDC)

79 It's Major Tom !4 .. 3...2..1 Earth below us drifting, falling, floating weightless

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (y3aQB)

80 Rickl would know. He knows everything about this stuff.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (zwucm)

81 71 Man, if Trump pulls this off (re: the Norks), the sourpuss reaction of the Nobel committee will be ohsoglorious.
Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (uSkUN)


Thumbs in butts. lol

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (+lOpA)

82 But of course.

Establishment RINO Squish Jeff Flake Throws Cold Water on Making Tax Cuts Permanent

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

83 Space Sex
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Don't go there guys. Just ask Kowalski from "Leprechaun IV: In Space."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

84 Scrub for today. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (xjiRE)

85 Scrubbed, shoot.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (MX7xj)

86 77. Scrubbed? You mean like a bootleg email server?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

87 77 Aw, scrubbed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 10, 2018 05:58 PM (qJtVm)



Well, this is awkward. Now what do we do?

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (+lOpA)

88 Elon, hearing French sounding voices in the control room does NOT enhance my calm!

Where did that quote come from?

Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (C7TuK)

89 Somebody get obama in here! He used to be a fluffer, right?

Posted by: Space X at May 10, 2018 05:59 PM (Dp6qK)

90 71 Man, if Trump pulls this off (re: the Norks), the sourpuss reaction of the Nobel committee will be ohsoglorious.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (uSkUN)

Hope they give it to him and he does a 'Bob Dylan' on them.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM (Enq6K)

91 so I missed it... Did the rocket launch, or...?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM (F5+ro)

92 Scrubs was an awesome sitcom.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM (VzbI8)

93
btw, anyone doubt that federal tax receipts are at Record Highs??

I'll bet they are. So where are the stories about it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM (ExfQu)

94 I fuckin hate DTS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (Lg2h/)

95 It's too Stormy for the take-off today.

Trumps fault.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (zwucm)

96 Come on Space X! You gotta go. There are no rain-delays in rocketball! I'm glad that I didn't drink more Vodka this afternoon, is all that I can say!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (PEcU2)

97 The rocket is still a Falcon. The payload is a Bangabanndhu.

"The Bangabandhu-1 (BD-1) is the first Bangladeshi geostationary communications satellite. It scheduled to launch on 11 May 2018.[2][3] The project is being implemented by Bangladesh Telecommunication Regulatory Commission (BTRC) and is going to be the first payload of the Falcon 9 Block 5.[4]"


46 years from George Harrison giving a concert to get the flies off their children to having their very own satellite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (fuK7c)

98 90 71 Man, if Trump pulls this off (re: the Norks), the sourpuss reaction of the Nobel committee will be ohsoglorious.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 10, 2018 05:57 PM (uSkUN)

Hope they give it to him and he does a 'Bob Dylan' on them.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM



Hope he sends the FLOTUS to accept for him and she gives the speech in any language but English.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (0tfLf)

99
That's "tea party favorite" Jeff Flake. Or you can just call him Cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (ExfQu)

100 There is no joy in Mudville.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (+lOpA)

101 so I missed it... Did the rocket launch, or...?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:00 PM (F5+ro)

Ask Guifoyle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (Lg2h/)

102 http://bit.ly/2rzDUcm
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Celebrity Gossip Reporter Perez Hilton Calls Kanye West A 'Slave' To 'Free-Thinking' | Daily Wire
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hahaha a slave to free thinking ??

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (y3aQB)

103 It's Major Tom !4 .. 3...2..1 Earth below us drifting, falling, floating weightless

Now I have to go listen to an obscure German rock artist one-hit wonder.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (RHEDC)

104 Well, now I can finally go home and get a drink. I've been watching here at work because there wasn't time to get home before the planned launch time.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (xjiRE)

105 Elon played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
The kid was just crass, he was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Posted by: Ziggy SpaceX at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (/qEW2)

106 nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (F5+ro)

107 n fix it!
Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 05:49 PM (MVjcR)
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With your tractor!
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2018 05:52 PM (oMtOd)
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Drive it right up to the launch pad!

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (MVjcR)

108 Man, if Trump pulls this off (re: the Norks), the sourpuss reaction of the Nobel committee will be ohsoglorious.

Posted by: SMH in wonder at May 10, 2018 05:57


This was only possible because of the foundations laid by President Obama. Just like the economy.

Thus he shall receive a second Nobel Peace Prize, and the Nobel Prize for Economics.

Posted by: Nobel Commitease at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (prxEu)

109 97
46 years from George Harrison giving a concert to get the flies off their children to having their very own satellite.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (fuK7c)

golly

Posted by: m at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (0bRDi)

110 If you took Johnny Miller and removed the good hair, personality and guts, you would have Jordan Spieth.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (Ymy4N)

111 I think I just heard that their was a downrange incursion. That means something like some nitwit sailed their boat into the restricted area.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (gEvQ8)

112 Celebrity Gossip Reporter Perez Hilton Calls Kanye West A 'Slave' To 'Free-Thinking' | Daily Wire
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hahaha a slave to free thinking ??

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (y3aQB)

Someone wanna get Perez outta the knot he tied himself into to come to that conclusion....nah.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (Enq6K)

113 Posted by: clutch cargo at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (RHEDC)
+++
Hahaha

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (y3aQB)

114 46 years from George Harrison giving a concert to get the flies off their children to having their very own satellite.


I got news for you, the flies are still on their children.


Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (gbWkA)

115 See we told you SpaceX isn't safe. Send us more money for animations and studies about what we might possibly consider implementing in a hazy near or far term time frame of reference.

Posted by: NASA at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (J70i0)

116 94 I fuckin hate DTS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (Lg2h/)
---------------------------
Yeah, well, it's even worse for your patients.
Don't you have a bottle or flask at work?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (0jtPF)

117 I think I just heard that their was a downrange incursion.
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Jeff Bezos!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (qJtVm)

118 I think I just heard that their was a downrange incursion. That means something like some nitwit sailed their boat into the restricted area.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (gEvQ

We know nothing.

Posted by: NASA at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (J70i0)

119 Didn't Luke Skywalker bangabandhu?

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (ZR0OD)

120 I'm not going to ask her about that. I want to know how she really feels about other things. grope, grope!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (PEcU2)

121 back to watching "Bill and Ted". So jazzed that a third movie is in preproduction!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (qJtVm)

122 Bangabandhu
Is that the Cheech and Chong album with the Giant Condom?
Rolling paper.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (O5Q3r)

123 There's probably illegal aliens on Mars

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (Ymy4N)

124 Update: Dweeb Losers Waste Everybody's Time With Some Bullshit For Space Homos



Wait. lol Did you change the header ace? I swear it didn't say that the first time.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (zwucm)

125 I'm hopeful if they can handle it as well as Cobra Kai.

Posted by: NASA at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (J70i0)

126 How many flies would it take to lift that thing into orbit?, I wonder. ... I guess it would depend upon whether they dropped the children or not! Even little sunken-eyed concentration camp looking kids are pretty heavy!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (PEcU2)

127 everyday Americans are paying more for gas "



But you said high gas prices were a good thing...
Yeah, fewer people can afford to drive. Trump fights Global Warming!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (O5Q3r)

128 There's probably illegal aliens on Mars

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2018 06:06

Certainly on Uranus.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (prxEu)

129 Yeah, I met a nice girl at the pub earlier today. I asked her about the chances for a down-range incursion. My eye still hurts!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (PEcU2)

130 Celebrity Gossip Reporter Perez Hilton Calls Kanye West A 'Slave' To 'Free-Thinking' | Daily Wire
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hahaha a slave to free thinking ??

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:01 PM (y3aQB)

Someone wanna get Perez outta the knot he tied himself into to come to that conclusion....nah.
Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (Enq6K)


Or, as I see it, Celebrity Reporter Hilton still refers to blacks as slaves. Just bcz they are free thinkers. Good job Perez.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (zwucm)

131 In Re: VA and lousy care.

Hate to break it to you all but the VA has had a bad reputation for years. While in service in the '60's it was a common topic and the general consensus was that it was better than nothing but just barely.

At the time some services they provided weren't found elsewhere and the tech was low anyway. But those were specialized divisions within the system. General care and particularly long term were not so good. Government always goes for the cheapest they can get and so they got cheap doctors and nurses.

Maybe after WWII and into the '50's things looked good but then look at the state of medicine at the time. Compared to now it was fairly primitive. But compared with private care at the level most svcmen could afford, the VA looked real good.

Now after years of operating on the cheap, they're finally revealing the flaws of Government medicine. Make no mistake it's not about who they take care of, it's who runs it and pays for it.

GOVERNMENT.

Our VA looks a lot like the British NHS and there's a reason for that.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (+vXRE)

132 I don't want no scrubs.

Posted by: TLC at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (jg0B8)

133 This is either a homeless bum just back from digging through the dumpstef behind Denny's or else Tom Brokaw. We report. You decide.

https://bit.ly/2rxrrG4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

134 Just spray-paint over that name and call it "Bob" or "Children Starving While We do Space Stuff", and they will certainly have better luck. Maybe they should call it ... "Flush toilets for Everyone, Someday ... Later ... right after we quit burning it as Fuel". I know that is a lot of words to put onto the side of a spaceship, but it would depend upon the font that you used!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (PEcU2)

135 There's probably illegal aliens on Mars

If you keep your rover out of the Home Depot parking lot you'll be fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (RHEDC)

136 110 If you took Johnny Miller and removed the good hair, personality and guts, you would have Jordan Spieth.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (Ymy4N)

WTF? Johnny Miller is an ass and Jordan Speith is one of the most likable guys on tour.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (2DOZq)

137 What a coincidence. I was just over on youtube watching rockets blow up.

There have been a lot more of them then I knew.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (roQNm)

138 114 46 years from George Harrison giving a concert to get the flies off their children to having their very own satellite.


I got news for you, the flies are still on their children.


Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (gbWkA)


I saw flies on the camera lens several times during the webcast.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2018 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

139 We ought to promise Kim Dong Un a ride on SpaceX.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 05:46 PM (ExfQu)

Helicopters are cheaper.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 10, 2018 07:14 PM (9BLnV)

140 current post, for those wondering wtf happened to the main page: acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375203

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 10, 2018 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

141 124 Update: Dweeb Losers Waste Everybody's Time With Some Bullshit For Space Homos

Wait. lol Did you change the header ace? I swear it didn't say that the first time.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (zwucm)

I hope Elon gets the Ewok humor!

Posted by: m at May 11, 2018 01:28 AM (0bRDi)

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