Jeff Sessions: We Have a Zero Tolerance Policy on Border Crossing. If You Smuggle Your Child Across, We'll Both Prosecute You and Your Child

Sleepy Jeff is at least #Woke on immigration enforcement.

His statement, as reported by the LA Times:

"If you are smuggling a child, then we will prosecute you and that child will be separated from you as required by law," Sessions said earlier Monday in Scottsdale, Ariz. ďIf you doní' like that, then donít smuggle children over our border."

He also said the agency would no longer try to keep illegal alien families together, but would separate them into juvenile detainment and adult detainment facilities.

Park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:48 PM




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1 Almost first?

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2018 07:41 PM (0s3bJ)

2 Accidentally. I'll get the others.

Posted by: shibumi at May 09, 2018 07:42 PM (0s3bJ)

3 4?

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (+lOpA)

4 Illegal Mooses? At the southern border?

Posted by: Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (zCyNd)

5 Moose thread?

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

6 Prediction: baby killer Kamala Harris will condemn this as harming children.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

7 but if they are in the caravan and ask (via Soros funded lawyers) for sanctuary, then they get to stay?

Gonna need bigger camps ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 07:44 PM (bT8Z4)

8 "Sorry to tell you this, little Pedro, but Papa and Mama will be doing construction work for the next seven years. You should be very proud of that big, beautiful wall."

Posted by: Miklos from ICE at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (zCyNd)

9 They had 2 moose's in the gunsmoke today, in Kansas

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (6Ll1u)

10 >>Sleepy Jeff is at least #Woke on immigration enforcement.

Yea, about that.

https://tinyurl.com/y7nf56bw

There is a criminal investigation going on and has been for many months now.

But don't tell Sean Davis.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

11 You're in deep shit if you're an illegal immigrant Volkswagen executive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (djc4i)

12 We'll Both Prosecute You and Your Child

++++

Heh. No, he doesn't say that the child will be prosecuted. It will be separated from the parent and sent to a juvenile shelter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 07:45 PM (pvjTE)

13 Gonna need bigger camps ...
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You'd be surprised at the number of bases going to waste. Remember the Marial Boat Lift?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (vV/gB)

14 Always hated that "through no fault of their own" BS. Like letting bank robbers kids keep the loot.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (oLa9K)

15 Go Jeff!

American criminals - even ones who steal so their family can live better- don't get to stay out of jail just cuz they have kids. Nor do they get to go to a kiddy center to hang out with their kids because its too horrific to split up their family.

Do the crime; do the time-- without your kid.

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)

16 So we can put a side-car on the trebuchet basket?

hmm...

*sketching Wile E. Coyote style engineering drafts on a cocktail napkin....*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BRvh1)

17 Who wrote that? Almost sounded reasonable.

Jazz Shaw, that name sounds familiar.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (roQNm)

18 That child will be separated from you as required by law and sold to the Goblin King.

Suggested revision

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

19 The children will be separated from their parents? Bring the adorable tykes to me.

Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

20 Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions.

Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (EoRCO)

21 We drop $170B on Iran for nothing and a wall costs $25B. I think we have our priorities all fucked up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)

22 I got your moose right here!

Posted by: Lorraine Bobbit at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (hczC1)

23 I believe it was that last Red Bull that did the trick!

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

24 Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions.

Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

-
Secretary of Mattress Testing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

25
Build the dang coffin!

Posted by: John McCain at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (4MxHJ)

26
Park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.

His Honor Justice Kahanamoku will say differently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (QdDcE)

27 The Cock Brothers are not going to like this.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)

28 well, my nipples just got hard.

can we end anchor babies now.

Also, can we end the practice of selling citizenship to Chinamen what claim to be starting businesses here (i.e., bribing the govt with $500K).

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 07:49 PM (sB8d1)

29 Not so fast, Sessions.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

30 19 The children will be separated from their parents? Bring the adorable tykes to me.

Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)


Bullshit, Harry. I called dibs.

Posted by: Oderus Urungus at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (NL6wI)

31 The court notes that the term "border" appears no where in the Constitution.

Posted by: Judge Kamoniwannalaia at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (zCyNd)

32 @25 that was harsh and mean and it took me two full minutes to stop snickering.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (yTnCT)

33
What would you guys pay to see crazy Louise Mensch and Liz Mair scissor each other on top of a pile of Trump 2020 stickers?

Posted by: John McCain at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (4MxHJ)

34 "18 That child will be separated from you as required by law and sold to the Goblin King.

Suggested revision

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

19 The children will be separated from their parents? Bring the adorable tykes to me.
Posted by: Harry Reid"

See?,

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

35 Has Sessions cleared this with that judge in Hawaii?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 09, 2018 07:50 PM (BG55H)

36 The children will be separated from their parents? Bring the adorable tykes to me.

Posted by: Harry Reid, with "time" on his hands at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

Bullshit, Harry. I called dibs.
Posted by: Oderus Urungus

We need all the moppets we can get. We lost 9 today.

Posted by: VIctorian Textile Mills, Ltd at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (9Hjhc)

37 Seein' be believin'!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (n9EOP)

38 Pretty sure Comet Pizza can care for the kids.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (vV/gB)

39 Time for the left to pull on your heart strings and think of the Children, children....The "ladies" on the View will have something to say about this!

Posted by: Colin at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (C0yxM)

40 Support the Tzampotli Across America Act! Write your congressmen today!

Posted by: tzampotli franchises available at May 09, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

41 "If you are smuggling a child, then we will prosecute you and that child
will be separated from you as required by law," Sessions said earlier
Monday in Scottsdale, Ariz. If you dont like that, then dont smuggle
children over our border."

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Illegal aliens are practicing saying the word "Russia" in order to negate this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (VgKNm)

42 Chris Brown accused of trapping woman during nightmare orgy...

Mitt kept women in a trapper keeper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

43 And how 'bout we throw some sanctions against May-hee-ko for allowing safe passage for this invading armada.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (BG55H)

44 The Hawaiian judge may be a bit busy escaping the lava from Kilauea...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 07:52 PM (kufk0)

45 Build the dang coffin!
Posted by: John McCain

Better make it a double.

Posted by: Ruth Bader-Meinhof at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (9Hjhc)

46 It's trap!

Posted by: Lint at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (zCyNd)

47 I hate meeses to pieces!

Posted by: Mister Jinks at May 09, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

48 We drop $170B on Iran for nothing and a wall costs $25B. I think we have our priorities all fucked up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)


To be fair, we have NO idea how much of that sweet untraceable unaccountable money actually got to Iran and how much wound up in Switzerland (or the Caymans)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (n9EOP)

49
Kahlua.

Remember Kahlua? Kahlua & Milk?? When you were a kid?

Posted by: The Soothberries at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (4MxHJ)

50 Try our new chipotle flavored Soylent Verde!

Posted by: Taco Hell at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (zCyNd)

51 Make it known that the parents will stand trial and await a hearing and the kids will be shipped immediately back to some random airport in some random South or Central American country. Literally the next available flight after apprehension. A lottery of sorts.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (VgKNm)

52 Didn't he allow the majority in the caravan to enter under refugee status? Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. Walk the walk sleepy!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (rdl6o)

53 Hostages leaving Alaska after refueling, coming home

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (6Ll1u)

54 Remember Kahlua? Kahlua & Milk?? When you were a kid?
-----
You drank White Russians as a kid???

Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (kufk0)

55 OT-Released prisoners from North Korea on their way from Anchorage release statement thanking Trump, Pompeo and God and say nice things about America

(and the media yammers on about the porn star)

https://tinyurl.com/y9pv2png

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (tpDAe)

56 When you're a Shark you're a Shark all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day

Sharks -- love jazz music...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

57 Ya have to start feeling bad for all these "other" Michael Cohens. I mean, every week, we have fresh revelations of misdeeds, fines, disbarments, suspicious trips to central Europe, etc.


But mostly, one simply has to laugh and shake one's head at the ridiculous Keystone Kops performance of whatever one wants to call this loose (or tight, who knows) cabal of anti-Trump nutcases - funders, lawyers, apparently federal govt. officials (and felons), the "press".


Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

58 Remember Kahlua? Kahlua & Milk?? When you were a kid?

Posted by: The Soothberries at May 09, 2018 07:54 PM (4MxHJ)

Hmmm....

Posted by: Miklos, mixing a b-52, or maybe Russian Quaalude at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

59 Sessions is a piker.

Posted by: NHS baby elimination division at May 09, 2018 07:55 PM (ABjxW)

60 We play a big ol' game of Plinko with the names of random countries at the bottom (just for fun, make the U.S. one of those countries!), and the names of Papa y Junior on the pucks.

Drop the pucks, and see where they land. Because that's where you're gonna land, as soon as the plane touches down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (BRvh1)

61 4
Illegal Mooses? At the southern border?

Posted by: Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:43 PM (zCyNd)

My friend is not illegal, but a red blooded American Moose who hangs a lot in Canada without a passport because he knows the back trails.

You been hanging with Stormy's pimp spouting lies again on CNN?


Posted by: Rocket J Squirrel at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (UsCnO)

62 To be fair, we have NO idea how much of that sweet untraceable unaccountable money actually got to Iran
------------


A cargo plane with a full capacity load of currency left it on the tarmac in Tehran, according to news reports. Where it went was never reported.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (roQNm)

63 I bet the prisoners from North Korea were guzzling Dr. Peppers and Sprites on the way home. Possibly beer, but definitely cokes.

Think of the little things you would miss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (VgKNm)

64 shouldn't be recuse himself? weren't his ancestors immigrants???

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)

65 You drank White Russians as a kid???

It explains a lot.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at May 09, 2018 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

66 A whole lot of that caravan was 20something males. There was a report that people
were marrying to claim family status. So Maria, who has 4 children, marries Juan but she is already married to Roberto that made it across 5 years ago.

Paolo and Diego should be a happy couple.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vX0qt)

67 I've got a 60 year old Brazilian-born man in the trade school right now.

He was outside cursing in passable broken English Sunday night about this issue.

His problem? He was pissed that it took him 12 years to do things properly to become and American citizen and that everyone else was trying to cheat the system.

His most boisterous statement? "I am an American. No Brazilian. If they want to fly Cuban flag, Mexican flag go to Cuba. Go to Mexico. I am American. I proud I American."

Love that guy. I bought a bottle of cachaca and made us caipirinhas after class Monday and we discussed his upcoming HCP class this Saturday.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (jvKQ3)

68 His Honor Justice Kahanamoku will say differently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:48 PM (QdDcE)
..........

I heartily concur with my esteemed colleague, brah.

Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (HgMAr)

69
Round up all the Michael Cohens! God will sort them out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (QdDcE)

70 Let an American citizen allow their child to walk the length of Mexico to get home, and see what happens to him or her. The only issue would be the over/under of the twenty-year sentence for aggravated child abuse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (bpb3y)

71 Miklos! Shove a B52 my direction will ya. That's my favorite shot.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (yTnCT)

72 28 well, my nipples just got hard.

can we end anchor babies now.

Also, can we end the practice of selling citizenship to Chinamen what claim to be starting businesses here (i.e., bribing the govt with $500K).

Oh yes, please! And prosecute more for industrial espionage, anything against the US is considered treason and may result in the death penalty.

About f-ing time.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (Gim9y)

73
remember SOMBREROS??


cultural appropriation!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (4MxHJ)

74 Remember Kahlua? Kahlua & Milk?? When you were a kid?

Posted by: The Soothberries

Coffee + Kahlua + Bailey's* Irish Cream

*Personally, I prefer ST.Brendan's

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (9Hjhc)

75 Moose and Squirrel collude with Russians.

Fact.

Posted by: Fearless Leader Miklos at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

76 Park's closed. Moose out front should have told you.

The one that bit Insomniac's sister.

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (exlZg)

77 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

78 48
We drop $170B on Iran for nothing and a wall costs $25B. I think we have our priorities all fucked up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vV/gB)



To be fair, we have NO idea how much of that sweet untraceable
unaccountable money actually got to Iran and how much wound up in
Switzerland (or the Caymans)


Hey!

Running a shadow government isn't cheap, dude!

Posted by: Barky, ValJar and Associates, LLC at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (UsCnO)

79 If You Smuggle Your Child Across, We'll Both Prosecute You and Your Child

and don't you smoking that reefer around there, either.

Posted by: Jeff "My Pillow" Sessions at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (HgMAr)

80 lock her up Sessions

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (Y274z)

81 Concerned People's Front, actually it was asylum, which is very different from refugee status, and no the majority was not admitted, and actually the problem mostly is a policy that Trump and DOJ/DHS have railed against and tried to neutralize via resources until Congress acts.


Brutally simplified, applicants for asylum get a hearing to plead their case, when appropriate personnel aren't available (judges) they're sprung with a future hearing date (ta dah! they never show up again). This "system" has resulted in zillions of zero-merit "asylum" applicants basically getting in and staying illegally.


Administration has surged personnel to the border areas so that cases can be processed there - if asylum is denied, people are immediately returned across the border.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

82 hahahaha

Andy McCarthy just said on Tucker that "a lot of things are supposed to be secret during an investigation. Grand jury testimony is supposed to be secret."

No. Shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/tuJf)

83 So we let the caravan folks cross the border. But my understanding is that DHS and Sessions arranged to have a bunch of judges to hear their cases for sanctuary within the 21 days before we must turn them loose on our side of the border. Hopefully they deny almost all of the applicants as only seeking economic gain.

If so then 'letting' them cross and detaining them for hearings will probably prove more effective for sending them back where they belong than having them split up and sneak across at different times and spots would have been. Sessions big goal has been to stop illegal immigration so I hope he is staying awake on this one thing.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (eASYU)

84 Pendejo! Gringo! Ariba! Ariba!

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/qEW2)

85 And like the movie that quote came from, the interlopers will have their way regardless.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 09, 2018 07:59 PM (F6tBH)

86 77 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

Well, Christ Almighty!

Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW)

87

Who wants to bet that ABC, NBC, and CBS Fake News Do Not have live coverage of the korean hot sausages at 2am tonight?

The cable channels will, but not the big networks. Maybe they will. I dunno. But they don't really wanna do it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (4MxHJ)

88 Dogeater is having a bad week. First, his Iranian graft deal is kaput, now Herr Trumpenpanzer is getting three hostages back that are not traitors and for which he did not give 6 bloodthirsty terrorists.

The subtle subtext of this to most Americans is that Trump is better than Dogeater.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+Tibp)

89 77 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

++++

As soon as you do that, they open a file on you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (pvjTE)

90
remember SOMBREROS??


cultural appropriation!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (4MxHJ)
---------
Remember 'em? Hell, I bought one!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (MVjcR)

91 I often wonder if Sessions is capable of doing more than one thing at a time.

I also have no reason to believe he can.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zs11b)

92 Did Avenatti just did what I think he did?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

93 Where everybody knows your name.

Posted by: The United States of Cheers at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (IqV8l)

94 OVERRULED!

The Attorney General does not have the power enforce the law, he only has the power to recuse himself.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on 9th Circus Court of Appeals at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (Brjj7)

95 Miklos! Shove a B52 my direction will ya. That's my favorite shot.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (yTnCT)

At you service, madame.

*presents properly layered drink, with a little "Strategic Air Command-Peace through superior firepower" decorative flag*

Posted by: Fearless Leader Miklos at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)

96 Diplomad on the Iranian deal, I knew he wouldn't disappoint
http://www.thediplomad.com

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (aC6Sd)

97 Sessions......almost made it through the day without thinking about the low-life bastard who took the most critical job in the Trump administration and refused/recused to do that job.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (WPxnj)

98 95. Pousse cafe, please. Make it a triple.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

99
His most boisterous statement? "I am an American. No Brazilian. If they want to fly Cuban flag, Mexican flag go to Cuba. Go to Mexico. I am American. I proud I American."

Native Hungarian Eugene Ormandy (1899-1985), legendary conductor of the Philadelphia Orchestra, said he was born in New York at the age of 22.

Composer Zoltan Kodaly asked him, "Jeno, when are you coming home?" Ormandy replied, "I am home."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (QdDcE)

100

It's obvious to everyone (except to thumb-sitting Republicans) Mueller is leaking everything to the prostitute's lawyer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (4MxHJ)

101 Sessions never should have accepted the position of Attorney General and as his first act recruse himself from "the election and Russia." Imagine Holder or Lynch recusing themselves from some actual illegal Obama scheme like Fast and Furious or the IRS.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/JJ3i)

102

I have definite proof. I have the hotel records of John Smith!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

103 77 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

Well, Christ Almighty!

Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW)

Praise be to Allah!

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Mohammed at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (HgMAr)

104 The subtle subtext of this to most Americans is that Trump is better than Dogeater.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+Tibp)

Subtle as a two-by-six to the forehead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)

105 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),

I hear you

Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)

106 Running a shadow government isn't cheap, dude!

-
Man, I thought it was the undocumented citizens who were living in the shadows. Now it's the government. The whole thing seems shady!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)

107 Did Avenatti just did what I think he did?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc
****************************
Yes he did.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (PvFoN)

108 Coffee + Kahlua + Bailey's* Irish Cream

*Personally, I prefer ST.Brendan's

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 07:57 PM (9Hjhc)

We use to have to Labradors....Bailey and Kahlua.

Posted by: Tami at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)

109 87




Who wants to bet that ABC, NBC, and CBS Fake News Do Not have live coverage of the korean hot sausages at 2am tonight?



The cable channels will, but not the big networks. Maybe they will. I dunno. But they don't really wanna do it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (4MxHJ)

Damn, Sooth, you know how to spot the sucker bets! I'll bet going to Vegas with you is not a risk, but an investment!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)

110 "the prostitute's lawyer."


DING! DING! DING!

Posted by: Dept of Redundancy Department at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (ABjxW)

111 Put the ones in labor on a gurney. When the kid is about to come out, push gurney across border.

Just pay the Mexicans on the other side to deliver, there will never be a shortage of willing midwives.

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

112 Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on 9th Circus Court of Appeals at May 09, 2018 08:01 PM (Brjj7)

Nice house you got there Judge. Be a shame if Trump were to summon a volcano eruption on it....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (jvKQ3)

113 Ay caramba! What about my kickbacks? Thees not fair, man. Is no act of love.

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

114 Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (6Ll1u)

115 Sombreros- Good thing Weasel has a Mexican Stetson.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vX0qt)

116 Yay! Thanks miklos! How are the bloody Mary's in this establishment? I prefer spicy, no celery and extra olives

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (yTnCT)

117 So

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (bUjCl)

118 remember SOMBREROS??
...........

and siestas leaning against a cactus in a poncho?

Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

119 105 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),

I hear you
Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)

I know how it feels.

Posted by: John Doe at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (Brjj7)

120 I'd like to see a law that anyone entering illegally is forever barred from applying for citizenship. And that includes the "kids" they send across.

Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)

121 Pousse cafe, please. Make it a triple.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

Just the type to grab a pousse.

Posted by: Miklos, on break at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

122 Tinfoilbaby, I have become convinced that Sessions is on his own side.

Stringing things along to give the vague impression of things happening without actually doing much.

Such is the way long Senate careers are constructed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (zs11b)

123 If we feed our old diseased politicians to the volcano will Gaia be placated and be cool with the CO2 levels?

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (Y274z)

124 >>Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.


I was the only one for a long time.

Now there are 3-4 more of me.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (k9FVL)

125

What's the diff between a White Russian, a Black Russian, and a Sombrero?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (4MxHJ)

126 PaleRider, you have it basically correct (re "caravan" and asylum applicants). See my typically wordy comment above.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (QDnY+)

127 121. When you're rich & famous, they let you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

128 115 Sombreros- Good thing Weasel has a Mexican Stetson.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vX0qt)
-------
I'm confident the buzzard feather will really make it pop!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (MVjcR)

129 remember SOMBREROS??
...........
and siestas leaning against a cactus in a poncho?
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

Or the Frito Bandito.

I miss the little fella.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (EoRCO)

130 129 remember SOMBREROS??
...........
and siestas leaning against a cactus in a poncho?
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

Or the Frito Bandito.

I miss the little fella.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:06 PM (EoRCO)

Arriba!!!!

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (ABjxW)

131 Cnn does not give a crap how Avennanti (sp?) obtained bank records.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (PUmDY)

132 20 Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions.

Oh yeah! I remember that guy! President Trump appointed him to some post but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 07:47 PM (EoRCO)



Department of weed enforcement and civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v)

133 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm)

Well, Christ Almighty!
Posted by: John Smith at May 09, 2018 08:00 PM (ABjxW),

I hear you
Posted by: Raj Patel at May 09, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)

I know how it feels.
Posted by: John Doe

That's why I go by my given name - Crazy Cloud

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

134 Oh Magoo! you've done it again

Posted by: AG Beauregard J. Magoo at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (6OUNd)

135 How we gonna' get that cheese?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:07 PM (VgKNm)

136 "the prostitute's lawyer."

-
The whore's whore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)

137 98 95. Pousse cafe, please. Make it a triple.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)


Good Lord.

I thought I was the only 'ron that knew what a Pousse Cafe was...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (jvKQ3)

138 Yay! Thanks miklos! How are the bloody Mary's in this establishment? I prefer spicy, no celery and extra olives

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (yTnCT)

Bloody Marys are part of our Breakfast menu. In fact, Bloody Marys are the entirety of our breakfast menu.

Which is served until 4 pm.

Posted by: Miklos, not declaring tips on taxes at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (zCyNd)

139 I had a bad Frito Bandito experience in the 3rd grade.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)

140 You know that you can't get a Frito in Cali? It sucks

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (6Ll1u)

141 Is Hawaii paying a carbon tax on all that carbon their volcano is spewing?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vV/gB)

142 110
"the prostitute's lawyer."





DING! DING! DING!


I have used "Stormy's pimp" in conversations for a week now, and to a person, everyone knew immediately who I was referring to.


The nation has now hung a permanent nickname on Michael Avenetti.

"Stormy's Pimp"

Fuch you, Michael.

Hahahahaha!





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (UsCnO)

143 >>114 Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?

Someone that owes me a box of Cohiba's does.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (r9UYA)

144 So we can expect the Hawaiian judge to put a stop to this in ...3,2,1...

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (R5lpX)

145 Weasel, you have a variety so you can have different looks.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vX0qt)

146 Frito pie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)

147 Fritos are pretty foul. Don't know why I liked them as a kid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (vV/gB)

148

Have you seen your groundhog, baby, standing in the shadow?

Posted by: Mick Jägermeister at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

149 10--give us a yell when your super secret 4D chess investigation generates a successful prosecution of a swamp rat

Posted by: oh brother at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (6OUNd)

150 Jeff, when you've finished all of your lima beans, you may be recused.

Posted by: Ma SezZzions at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (Tyii7)

151 Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:04 PM (6Ll1u)
************************
No he's not. He's Rosenstein's protector. He's in over his head. This is just a ruse to make himself look like he's doing something for all of us calling for his resignation

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (PvFoN)

152 77 Google yourself and find out how many other people have your name.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 07:58 PM (roQNm



Hell I have a really uncommon name due to my last name, and not only do I know of at least two others, one of them was in grade below me in the same town. They had to reprint the programs for First Communion my year because they listed his dad's name instead of my dad's.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (lKs2v)

153 >>Now there are 3-4 more of me.

That's disturbing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (/tuJf)

154 Whatever, this is largely meaningless and a drop in the bucket for what needs to be done.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (UfMVm)

155 Imagine Holder or Lynch recusing themselves from some actual illegal Obama scheme like Fast and Furious or the IRS.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/JJ3i)


Imagine ANY Democrat at any level recusing themselves from an investigation where they were a potential participant in the "matter" being "reviewed"!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)

156
145 Weasel, you have a variety so you can have different looks.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vX0qt)
-------
Nice! I can change them out to match the rest of each day's outfit.

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

157 Frito Lay - my favorite

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)

158 There's no pousse cafe here.

Mousse out front should've told you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (VgKNm)

159 I dream of the day when it's the lefties who are pissed off about Random Texas Judge #5

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (BRvh1)

160 Fritos and peanut butter are pretty good. You have to use the scoops, as the regular ones are too fragile.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

161 154. * fistbump *

REMOVE AZTEC

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

162 Did you know Frito's burn really good?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)

163 AG Sessions seems to be "Slow Poke Rodriquez."

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (PUmDY)

164 157 Frito Lay - my favorite
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)

(That makes TWO reasons to wash your hands thoroughly afterwards...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (BRvh1)

165 Hell I have a really uncommon name due to my last name, and not only do I know of at least two others, one of them was in grade below me in the same town. They had to reprint the programs for First Communion my year because they listed his dad's name instead of my dad's.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:10 PM (lKs2v)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Miklos Brzezinski at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (zCyNd)

166 >>162 Did you know Frito's burn really good?

When being evacuated?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (r9UYA)

167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

No, really I am.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)

168 Iran's quad force in syria shot a b out 20 ineffective "somethings" into the northern area of the Golan heights doing little or no damage.

I'd attack Tehran, but hey that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (SjImc)

169 165. I hear ya, bruh. - Vojislav Seslj

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)

170 Frito pie was great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (PUmDY)

171 Aiiiiyeeee! Andale! Andale!
- Speedy Gonzalez

Posted by: Morton at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (VA8Mk)

172
I'll give 100 Quatloos to whoever sends a pic of their "library" to OM's book thread IF you have a desktop bronze bust of William Shakespeare just like Bruce Wayne's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (4MxHJ)

173 167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)

174 >>Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

175 I see Sessions as a pathetically weak figure, though not corrupt. I think he basically got rolled by The DC government media culture because like I said he's pretty weak.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/JJ3i)

176 Frankly, I'm deathly afraid to Google my name.

Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)

177 Apparently there's an actor/comedian named Billy Eichner. I should've said actor/comedian/super genius.


billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

178 Now who walked off with my sombrero? The green one with the sequins?

Posted by: Rep. Frederika Wilson at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (zCyNd)

179 Someone slipped a Red Bull to the AG?

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (jHrzU)

180 157
Frito Lay - my favorite

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)

So.... a Mexican gangbang?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (UsCnO)

181 Fuck off, we're full.

-Management.

Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T+ssH)

182 It's a start. His head's in the right place, at least. But nothing's really going to change until Congress ends chain migration.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ)

183
Iran's quad force in syria shot a b out 20 ineffective "somethings" into
the northern area of the Golan heights doing little or no damage.


---

I can see them rolling in on their Kawasaki four wheelers.

Seriously though, yeah, if I were Israel I'd f*ck 'em up right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (VgKNm)

184 7 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen a

=

Actually, I AM

Posted by: Cohen, Michael at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)

185 An AG on our side would not support civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (zs11b)

186 I looked myself up on the Internet, I saw that someone had taken pictures my Social Security Card and Birth Certificate! Can't a man have any privacy these days?

Posted by: John Q. Public from Anytown, USA at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (Brjj7)

187 I was just at the grocery store and I thought the refugee wave had arrived and camped out there.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (sB8d1)

188
Frito pie was great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Was that on the white album?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (IqV8l)

189 billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)

190 Before long we'll find out that it was just someone sending a link to a facebook page about Leonard Cohen passing away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (VgKNm)

191 Tinfoilbaby, Yes I do. Did you know that every person that is granted asylum is automatically given a green card, $5,000 plus an additional $1.500 per each family member, a housing allowance, food stamps and Medicaid, plus chain migration? Who fought tooth and nail against this? Jeff Sessions. All of this information was available on his Senate website.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (vX0qt)

192 I see Sessions as a pathetically weak figure, though not corrupt. I think he basically got rolled by The DC government media culture because like I said he's pretty weak.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/JJ3i)


The "collegial" Senate is NOT the place you go to find a kick-ass and take names AG candidate!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)

193 Barry couldn't figure out to work an umbrella and a gate at the same time. I'm guessing cancer is pretty safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (VgKNm)

194

If obama found a FAKE cure to cancer, he means.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (4MxHJ)

195 Wake up, Little Snoozy, wake up!

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (g/rms)

196 184 7 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen a

=

Actually, I AM

Posted by: Cohen, Michael at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)

No, I AM!

Posted by: Mike Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (Brjj7)

197 Someone slipped a Red Bull to the AG?

===

He fell out of his lazyboy, that woke him up.

Posted by: runner at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

198 "If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"

Or just take a damned aspirin, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

199 173 167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

No, really I am.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM SPARTACUS! I mean, MICHAEL COHEN! MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohens at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)

200 This is sound policy. Many who bring children are not parents, but kidnappers. Children need to be separated and the parents need to reclaim the child after going through the proper procedures.

Posted by: curley'slarryandmeeniemoe at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (KhINa)

201 The only way Obama would find a cure for cancer is if a fly was carrying it and it landed on his face.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (lKs2v)

202 Keep me out of this.

Posted by: Miklos Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (zCyNd)

203 If obama found a FAKE cure to cancer, he means.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (4MxHJ)


---

Composite cure for cancer, racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (VgKNm)

204 Matt Damon

Posted by: Matt Damon at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)

205 Those monetary figures were per month.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (vX0qt)

206 After PT I would have a Frito pie and a fried burrito for breakfast, what's wrong with that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (6Ll1u)

207 I was just at the grocery store and I thought the refugee wave had arrived and camped out there.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (sB8d1)

Sounds like the Manassas VA COSTCO!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (n9EOP)

208 Call ahead for accommodation.

Posted by: America at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (fh26Q)

209 173
167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!



No, really I am.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)



I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: William Wallace wannabes at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)

210 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

211 @155

To my knowledge no democrat has ever recused themselves not even DONK SCOTUS judges, though Conservative justices have.

And the Donks are big on forcing recusals which is why Willie Browns Whore tried to get Gina Haspel to commit to recusing herself from some issue Willie Browns Whore brought up.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UfMVm)

212 I am not the Michael Cohen who went to Prague. I'm the one who collects porcelain unicorns and has webbed toes.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (A3b6q)

213 If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)


If Trump found a cure for cancer:

"Next on CNN, Trump's New Plan Threatens to Put Thousands of Doctors Out of Work".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (jvKQ3)

214 210 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)



How many government officials went and bought stock in solar panel companies within the last year?

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (lKs2v)

215 177 Apparently there's an actor/comedian named Billy Eichner. I should've said actor/comedian/super genius.


billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)


I lost IQ points just reading that.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

216 On Wednesday, CNN law enforcement analyst and retired FBI supervisory special agent James A. Gagliano revealed new insight into the Justice Department's Inspector General report that is expected to be released in the near future, saying it is even worse than expected, according to his sources.

Gagliano tweeted: "Sources with knowledge of the impending DOJ Inspector General Report confirm that it will be a fairly damning indictment of FBI's seventh floor during the Comey era. 'It's worse than expected,' seems to be the consistent theme ...
-WZ


Ball soon to be in Snoozy McSnoozerson's court.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (r9UYA)

217 189 billy eichner
@billyeichner
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)

Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)

218 "If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"

Or just take a damned aspirin, for cryin' out loud.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (Tyii7)


BUT, a maximum of two aspirin a day is the maximum approved under Obamacare regulations!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (n9EOP)

219 A few other families got separated because of illegal immigration

The Steinle family
The daSilva family
The Tranchant Family
The Root family
The Ronnebeck family....
...in fact, every family in The Remembrance Project website had their family separated by Illegal immigration. The kind of separation where you don't ever see your son or daughter, cousin or parent again.

Posted by: vivi at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (11H2y)

220 Hot dog. I'm just in time for my thread.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

221 Frankly, I'm deathly afraid to Google my name.


Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)


Me too.

Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

222
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM MICHAEL COHEN! I AM SPARTACUS! I mean, MICHAEL COHEN! MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohens at May 09, 2018 08:17 PM (A3b6q)


"Crucify them all." - Marcus Licinius Mueller

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (i8kKh)

223
If Trump found a cure for cancer:


Fake Republicans would tell us it's bad to cure cancer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (4MxHJ)

224 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KCxzN)

225 God knows his cohen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (VgKNm)

226 The Cohen brothers make some interesting movies. Apparently they also get some cash from other people. Oh, wait, not them? Oh well. Let's just run with the bullshit story. Signed. The MFM.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (3c1uO)

227 I was driving outside the beltway this morning with my son to look for a new car for him. 395 and the beltway were bizarre. There were about 8 separate instances of decrepit trash filled cars/pickups dragging along and causing a hazard. It was like Tijuana exploded and landed here.

Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (ahV/f)

228 210 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

Posted by: wth - WTH! at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

Come to the Grand Opening celebration at Warai-otoko's 2 sq. in. Solar Panel Emporium!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (BRvh1)

229 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

---

Do they have to work?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)

230 while Sessions is awake, can he appoint a special counsel to find out how Slimy Daniels' lawyer got hold of Michael Cohen's financial records?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KxbBq)

231 Our family name was Grebanov, but we changed it to Cohen.

Posted by: Ivan Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (bUjCl)

232 Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)


So right! Although I think Micheal helped a lot with her herbal remedies.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

233 Remember the phrase 'America For Americans'?

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (zLDYs)

234 If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.

I believe Trump gave a speech some time ago suggested that he want to speed up approvals for new drugs through the FDA....so that person is wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2018 08:22 PM (tpDAe)

235 @230

Cant do that, AG Rosenstein wont let him.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:22 PM (UfMVm)

236 Didn't Corey Lewandowski form a lobbying firm based on having Trump's ear? All this seems to be regular Washington huckster bs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (PUmDY)

237 How many government officials went and bought stock in solar panel companies within the last year?
Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2018 08:19 PM (lKs2v)


Where is your faith in our leaders?

Besides "If it saves only only 1 milligram of carbon pollution..."

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (n9EOP)

238 209 173
167 I AM MICHAEL COHEN!



No, really I am.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:12 PM (A3b6q)



I AM MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (A3b6q)

I AM MICHAEL COHEN!
Posted by: William Wallace wannabes at May 09, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)

I AM THE REAL MICHAEL COHEN!

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (Brjj7)

239 Still no action on deep state crimes? Must be Sessions

Posted by: Mr Black at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (3Xt6o)

240 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

They're going to need them, because they've pretty much made it illegal to generate electricity any other way.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

241 Shorter Jeff Sessions:

Pools Closed

Posted by: Han Yolo at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (k5hWy)

242 He isn't awake yet....

Its clear that the Calif. Legislature is guilty of a felony under USC 8 Title 1324, Aiding and Abetting an illegal...

Because with their vote to spend $1 BILLION to give illegals healthcare, they are encouraging them to come, and stay.

Which is explicitly illegal under that statute.

Prosecute.... lets find out if we really are still a Republic... a Nation of Laws... or not.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)

243 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

---

Do they have to work?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)


Judging by the example of the State legislature in Sacramento, I'd say 'no'.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (g/rms)

244 @230- The Treasury Dept already has this covered.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (vX0qt)

245 >>> Remember the phrase 'America For Americans'?

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (cHbmY)

246 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

---

Do they have to work?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)
...........

Only as well as the white paint on roads.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (HgMAr)

247 I think Rudy G. is sitting behind home plate at the Yankee Red Sox game.

He got pissed at me once for sending his kid endless Hot Dogs and Ice Cream at a Yankee Playoff Game.

The people in the seats around me caught on to what I was doing and THEY started sending hot dogs, cotton candy and Ice Cream down to him, too.
By the bottom of the 4th, the kid had at least 15 Hot Dogs sitting in front of him.

Good Time.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (L0zyY)

248 If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.

I thought Biden was gonna cure cancer?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (O5Q3r)

249 207 ... "Sounds like the Manassas VA COSTCO!"

Hrothgar, We were there just this morning. The Muzzies were giving the illegals a run for numbers.

Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (V+03K)

250 Posted by: dagny at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (ahV/f)

So, you just moved to NOVA?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (n9EOP)

251 Obama's cure for cancer would probably give us all AIDS.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (rnXGe)

252 221 Frankly, I'm deathly afraid to Google my name.


Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)


Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

So am I.

Posted by: Haywood Jablomie at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Brjj7)

253 Do they have to work?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)

Ummmmm.........No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

254 Will the real Michael Cohen please stand up

Posted by: Slim Shady at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (bUjCl)

255 So the press will be touting their mistake right? ....Holds breath....passes out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (3c1uO)

256 Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (V+03K)

I'm wondering when will they have a hijab section in the women's clothing?

Sorry I missed you, I was there as well.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (n9EOP)

257 The Pope and President Trump were enjoying a warm summer afternoon on Trump's yacht, when a strong breeze suddenly came up and blew the Pope's hat into the water about 50 feet away.

"Oh, no!" said the Pope.

"No problem, I'll be right back" said President Trump, and he immediately jumped off the yacht, walked on the water, scooped up the Pope's hat, jumped BACK up into the yacht, and handed it to him.

The Pope, astonished, said, "Thank you Mr. President!"

A Washington Post reporter saw the entire thing, and his headline the next morning said, "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!".





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:26 PM (UsCnO)

258 @216

Regardless of what the IG report says
AG Rosenstein is not very likely to do anything with it.

And I bet the IG report is going to be similar to Horowitz fast and furious report where nobody was at fault, trianing was bad give them more money so they can train them properly

This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UfMVm)

259 Frankly, I'm deathly afraid to Google my name.


Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)


Me too.

Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)


So am I.


pikers

Posted by: Dick Trickle at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (Tyii7)

260

The best response to that jerkoff who calls himself a comedian would be: You mean like the British version of obamacare that wouldn't allow that baby to be saved?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (4MxHJ)

261
CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.


And after passing this bill, the legislators drove off in their limos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (i8kKh)

262 There's no need to cure cancer. Just stop diagnosing people. Problem solved on our end.

Posted by: NHS at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (9Hjhc)

263 I like to Google myself

Posted by: Steele Johnson at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl)

264 My cure for cancer is to give everyone cancer, that way there's no yucky inequality, and nobody has to feel bad about having cancer anymore.

Except for me and my family, because f*ck that noise.

Posted by: TFG at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)

265 252 221 Frankly, I'm deathly afraid to Google my name.


Posted by: Jack Mehoff at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)


Me too.
Posted by: Dick Balshaef at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

So am I.
Posted by: Haywood Jablomie at May 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Brjj7)


You are right to be afraid.

I don't even wanna tell you what I found.

Posted by: Phillip McCrevice at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (jvKQ3)

266 >> Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!



Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)

267 I prefer not to search my name online. Nyah. Those wanted posters Newport City has out are simply unflattering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (hey7V)

268 So functional solar panels are going to be part of the building code to build/sell homes? Ha. Didn't even Obama shut down the multimillion dollar installation on the White House because it was (forgive the technical term) not doing sh*t?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (VgKNm)

269 258 @216

Regardless of what the IG report says
AG Rosenstein is not very likely to do anything with it.

And I bet the IG report is going to be similar to Horowitz fast and furious report where nobody was at fault, trianing was bad give them more money so they can train them properly

This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UfMVm)

The question becomes.... how much of it will be made public?

And how much redacted... for ... ahem... security... reasons...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

270 Hrothgar, The next time you are going to be in Manassas, let Weasel know. He has our email info. Maybe we can get together for lunch and Mckays.

Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (V+03K)

271 It looks like Rudy on the 3rd base side behind home plate. Have they zoomed in or said anything?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (SjImc)

272 An AG on our side would not support civil asset forfeiture.

It would be a wonderful thing to see the civil assets of the the leadership of the CGI and CNN, and Skankles seized for some RICO violation. Hell, it would be good to see them charged.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (2saZ/)

273 Wait - CNN's - you know, THAT CNN, analyst on the FBI is saying the OIG report is coming and it is "worse than expected."

We may owe JackStraw a LOT of drinks.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)

274 Fuck off, we're full.

Posted by: phone of kari - free SaCB at May 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T+ssH)


That's my Disqust avatar. Seriously.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (g/rms)

275
"If you like your cure for cancer, you can keep your cure for cancer"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:15 PM (BRvh1)



Ombaba DID cure cancre whhn he maide Obamacare!11!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Brjj7)


Who is going to tell Mary that dying prematurely is not a cure?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (UsCnO)

276 "If you are smuggling a child, then we will prosecute you and that child will be separated from you as required by law," Sessions said earlier Monday in Scottsdale, Ariz. If you don't like that, then don't smuggle children over our border."

...the agency will not try to keep illegal alien families together, but will separate them into juvenile detainment and adult detainment facilities.

-------------------------------------------------


Just as Obama's invitation to aliens was published in every newspaper from here to Peru this should also be published --- even if we must pay for it.


And LASue slams home irrefutable logic to a sad situation. by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (KtxUt)

277 Now pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon, Michael Cohen... hen... hen... en... en...

Posted by: stadium announcer at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (Evws/)

278 Hrothgar, The next time you are going to be in Manassas, let Weasel know. He has our email info. Maybe we can get together for lunch and Mckays.
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:29 PM (V+03K)


Sounds like a great morning!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:31 PM (n9EOP)

279 Sessions came out of his hibernation and we have 6 more years of illegals

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (JFO2v)

280 I'll take a Comet pizza with nothing on it.

- Harry Reid

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (mLQ2G)

281 Why does Session's hate children of color ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (qM84C)

282 Monica Lewinsky Uninvited From Event On Social Change Because Bill Clinton Attending

Weasel Zippers

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (SjImc)

283 Will the real Michael Cohen please stand up?

Posted by: Garry Moore at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (g/rms)

284 >>It looks like Rudy on the 3rd base side behind home plate. Have they zoomed in or said anything?


Not that I saw. But it's definitely him.

He used to sit in the Steinbrenner box which was directly in front of our seats.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (BA5oi)

285 Has Chuck Ross tracked down the actual Michael Cohen yet?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (3c1uO)

286 Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.

-
Well, we'd already accomplished the moon shot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

287 Dees gringo Session mean business, he just put my mule in a petting zoo.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (k5hWy)

288 Just as Obama's invitation to aliens was published in every newspaper from here to Peru this should also be published --- even if we must pay for it.


And LASue slams home irrefutable logic to a sad situation. by: LASue at May 09, 2018 07:46 PM (BZA5F)

Posted by: gNewt

A forrest of impaled corpses gets the same message across for a fraction of the cost.

Posted by: Vlad Tepes - Border Security Consultant at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (9Hjhc)

289 Sessions won Trump the election by endorsing him in the primary. That was the moment it got real.

Posted by: phone of kari at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (eY/ez)

290
Sessions is a joke.
This stern announcement comes just days after he allowed some of those frauds in the "caravan" to enter on Asylum.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (4MxHJ)

291 We may owe JackStraw a LOT of drinks.
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)


No disrespect to JackStraw, but a report (no matter how damning) and evil people in jail are two different things!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (n9EOP)

292 264 My cure for cancer is to give everyone cancer, that way there's no yucky inequality, and nobody has to feel bad about having cancer anymore.

Except for me and my family, because f*ck that noise.
Posted by: TFG at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BRvh1)

Do not laugh This was a strategy for gays in the 80s to get more AIDS funding.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (JFO2v)

293 I guess Lewinsky was disinvited to a social change workshop because Bill is going.

That really blows!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (djc4i)

294 He used to sit in the Steinbrenner box which was directly in front of our seats.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (BA5oi)

The one to the home plate side of the Yankee dougout right? That is where he belongs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (SjImc)

295 >> Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.


He's accountable for every dime of the Porkulus and every tumor.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (BA5oi)

296 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)

297 >>The one to the home plate side of the Yankee dougout right?


Yep. That whole field wall was stacked with Hot Dogs!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (BA5oi)

298 287 Dees gringo Schneiderman mean business, he just put my mule in a heavy petting zoo.
Posted by: Juan Valdez at May 09, 2018 08:32 PM (k5hWy)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (JFO2v)

299 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

300 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)
==========
Just might want to ask the Alabama KKK that question, Don't think you'll like the answer

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (y3aQB)

301 266
Seem to recall TFG announcing that he had tasked Joe Biden with curing cancer in several SOTU speeches. No joke, he said this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)


So eating paste is the secret?

Big Pharma worst hit.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

302 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?

Posted by: Ben Had
----------------------


Is this a trick question?

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (KtxUt)

303 I see Juan confused his mistress with his mule again..

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (hey7V)

304 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)



Hey now, if they can't hit us with shit that costs lots of money and produces zero or bad results the left would go out of business

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

305 We may owe JackStraw a LOT of drinks.


Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)

---

I think JackStraw will be right on a lot of his predictions.

I think a lot of other morons will be equally correct in predicting nothing much will come of any of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (VgKNm)

306 289 Sessions won Trump the election by endorsing him in the primary. That was the moment it got real.
Posted by: phone of kari at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (eY/ez)

Baloney... most voters did not even know who Sessions was.... nor care...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (NgKpN)

307 296 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)


Add Soros and you've convinced me.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

308 Do not laugh This was a strategy for gays in the 80s to get more AIDS funding.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I seem to remember some guys doing (very short) life stints for trying to put that plan in action.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (9Hjhc)

309 With the new mandate to put solar on homes even more homeless were created.

California knows how to make people homeless.

Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (Y274z)

310 Mandated solar panels I mean. If you want to do it go for it. I've got some myself and know from experience it is cheaper to buy energy off the grid.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (UdKB7)

311 >>Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea


Hot water solar on roofs isn't a bad idea. Just not much in the way of savings once you eliminate the tax credits.

Which Reagan put in place and I think Clinton eliminated?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (c25Yy)

312 We may owe JackStraw a LOT of drinks.
Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2018 08:30 PM (jHrzU)
=====
Nah they will slither back under a rock & anxiously await the next Pant Shitting crisis

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (y3aQB)

313 Garrett, they are offering a 2nd pressing of the Cornell 5/8/77 show on dead.net. Ordered one other day.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

314 299 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)

315 NO HEAVY PETTING THE MULE

Posted by: LA Zoo signs at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (djc4i)

316 Don't google me, brah!

Posted by: Herbie Versmells at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (3J1+H)

317 In his new book, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) confirms that he gave a controversial dossier about President Trump to former FBI chief James Comey.

Die already you putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (SjImc)

318 NO HEAVY PETTING THE MULE
Posted by: LA Zoo signs

LA Zoo promotes Islamophobia!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (9Hjhc)

319 Just might want to ask the Alabama KKK that question, Don't think you'll like the answer
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (y3aQB)



Long ago and far away!

Past performance is no guarantee of future results!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (n9EOP)

320 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)


---

What is wrong with you? Can't you understand that on a 40 year window you could possibly see up to $10K made on a $15K purchase that only requires a substantial inverter replacement every 10 years?

Hell, if you plot it out to 60 years the system could potentially pay for itself and then start making money around year 80 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (VgKNm)

321 I seem to remember some guys doing (very short) life stints for trying to put that plan in action.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (9Hjhc)

They also donated blood

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (JFO2v)

322 296 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)

Add Soros and you've convinced me.

Posted by: rickl
-----------------------


The Krauts should have shot him the minute he was no longer useful.

As it is he's more Nazi crap we must clean up.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (KtxUt)

323 314 299 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.
Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)

Actually.... it makes sense depending on where you live.

Southern Calif? It can take a huge bite out of your Air Conditioning costs in the summer months...

But it has to be done right... ie, bought outright, not leased....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

324 Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM

It's like the whole ethanol scam. It takes more energy to make than it saves, not to mention the shiton of water it uses. And it's horseshit for your engine, especially small engines. The farmers lobby is still pushing it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (3c1uO)

325 307
296 The civil asset forfeiture? Would you be in favor if it took every red cent the Clinton's had?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:34 PM (vX0qt)



Add Soros and you've convinced me.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)


Now you are just getting greedy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (UsCnO)

326 230 while Sessions is awake, can he appoint a special counsel to find out how Slimy Daniels' lawyer got hold of Michael Cohen's financial records?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 09, 2018 08:21 PM (KxbBq)

--------

Recused!

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (LnOh3)

327 In his new book, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) confirms that he gave a controversial dossier about President Trump to former FBI chief James Comey.

It wasn't 'controversial'. It was a pack of lies.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

328 >>Garrett, they are offering a 2nd pressing of the Cornell 5/8/77 show on dead.net. Ordered one other day.


I saw that.
Glad I dumped my extra copy a few months before word of the re-press got out.

It's great. As is the RSD 69 set that was released last month.



Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (ZWwnX)

329 IT WASNT A PETTING ZOO, DADDY...IT WAS A BROWNSVILLE DONKEY SHOW

Posted by: Juan's Mule at May 09, 2018 08:40 PM (k5hWy)

330 Jeff Sessions: We Have a Zero Tolerance Policy on Border Crossing.

Is Jeff talking in his sleep now? 34 million others are going, Que?

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (cp1if)

331 @305

For the scales of justice to be righted there needs to be at 2 dozen prosecutions of senior members of the Obama White House, FBI, DOJ, CIA, DNI, State, etc.

Do you really believe that all of those people are going to be prosecuted by AG Rosenstein?

Aint happening.

The most could look forward to is McCabe being made the fall guy, maybe, MAYBE, Comey being indicted as well.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (UfMVm)

332
Solar panels are now mandatory and we'll have the homeless install them! Win!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (i8kKh)

333 >>Hell, if you plot it out to 60 years the system could potentially pay for itself and then start making money around year 80 or so.


Not to mention the one piece of Toast you can make every day!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (YcjL6)

334 309 With the new mandate to put solar on homes even more homeless were created.

California knows how to make people homeless.
Posted by: torabora at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (Y274z)

Put Solar Panels on the Homeless!

Think of the Childrens!

IM-MOOSE FOADY FIE!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hairpiece at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (BRvh1)

335 That's badass for someone to be able to write a book while also being unable to speak or remain conscious for any amount of time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:41 PM (VgKNm)

336 How did the IG testimony before Congress go today?

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (LnOh3)

337 rhennigantx
,

A book to look up - The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS: How a Tragedy has been Distorted by the Media and Partisan Politics by Michael Fumento. 1990.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (hey7V)

338 Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:37 PM (JFO2v)

I always wondered about solar and wind to charge hydrogen cells.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (J70i0)

339 But without the wall and proper border enforcement, they just come back so that has to be done as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (39g3+)

340 Wait until those solar panels start shorting out and start a wave of fires in the hills around LA.

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)

341 G, did you get the Bowie RSD Cracked Actor one? I love that release.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

342 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and NO return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.


FIFY

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (Eu5eZ)

343 It is nice to run some lights off of my panels if the power goes off but it takes a whole lot of panels to run air-conditioning etc. Out comes the generator. Storage technology is still not cost efficient, same as electric cars.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

344 Southern Calif? It can take a huge bite out of your Air Conditioning costs in the summer months...

But it has to be done right... ie, bought outright, not leased....


The shelf life on those cells isn't great either, so you have to factor in replacement to see how much you've actually saved. Hint: probably nothing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:43 PM (39g3+)

345 I hear Solyndra is in favor of the new CA Solar panel law?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (SjImc)

346 The Indianiginous Americans used solar panels for heating. They called them stones.

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (ABjxW)

347 Solar panels on roofs is a stupid idea. High maintenance and low return. Typical stupid dumbass lefty idea.

We disagree.

Posted by: Politically Connected Solar Panel Manufacturers at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

348 I saw where they were working on a few new sound-deadening walls isolating neighborhoods from the noise of the interstate in the Charlotte area. Racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (VgKNm)

349 The IG report, when it eventually comes out, will be; "Mistakes were made, reforms are needed." Don't expect any of the Deep-State actors to be held to account.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (/JJ3i)

350 It's like the whole ethanol scam. It takes more energy to make than it saves, not to mention the shiton of water it uses. And it's horseshit for your engine, especially small engines. The farmers lobby is still pushing it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:39 PM (3c1uO)

Never before has a society burned more corn, to drive spoiled children to soccer games in leased SUVs, where they do not keep score, to starve black and brown children in other parts of the world.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (JFO2v)

351 Wait until those solar panels start shorting out and start a wave of fires in the hills around LA.
Posted by: Roy

So it's actually a great idea.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (9Hjhc)

352 It takes more energy to make than it saves, "

Laws of Thermodynamics, how do they work?

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:44 PM (7LY+6)

353 Question- We are all against Socialism?
Most all of us support Israel
What is a kibbutz?
All medical care in Israel is socialized.

There are varying degrees of everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (vX0qt)

354 Since Sessions helped Trump campaign on immigration reform why hasn't he recused himself from immigration issues?

It seems to me that he has a conflict of interest there.

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (LnOh3)

355 NO HEAVY PETTING THE MULE
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Now you tell me!

Posted by: a muzzie with rabies at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (Evws/)

356 @327

And he gave them what they already had and were using for FISA Warrents.

McCain was either in on the op or was used by the op to give the dossier a level of legitimacy and importance, look a sitting Senator has given us this report, it
makes it newsworthy and allows them to continue spinning their web of lies.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (UfMVm)

357 I did.

But I traded it for a 2nd copy of the Ella Fitzgerald at Zardis.

I like Bowie. But I love Ella.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (YcjL6)

358 174 >>Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

++++

I agree. But, he is one weak ally, and in a position that really demands someone who has the President's back. The respectable crowd like to go on about ethics and so forth, and that all good and well. But, the Attorney General is a political post and if the appointee can't stick up for POTUS (short of criminal activity), then he has no business accepting the post.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (pvjTE)

359 305:

"I think JackStraw will be right on a lot of his predictions.

I think a lot of other morons will be equally correct in predicting nothing much will come of any of it."

This is kind of where I am. The most consequential aspect thus far is that the left-wing administrative state has been somewhat called to account, albeit without repercussions. The punishment will come but it will not be commensurate with the crimes involved and will be limited to drones and a few mid-level servants of the Cloud People. It's unlikely the damage that has been done to our justice system and institutions can be repaired as it is, so I hope that's wrong but don't expect it to be.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (O6WLg)

360 >>No disrespect to JackStraw, but a report (no matter how damning) and evil people in jail are two different things!

Jeff Sessions was Borked by the US Senate before there was a Borking. He was slimed as a racist and didn't get his federal judgeship.

So he ran for the Alabama AG job and won. Then he put the KKK in jail. In Alabama.

Then he went to the Senate and developed a reputation as I guy who could not be bought, he was the opposite of the swamp. In fact, after the Gang of 8 shit passed the Senate he helped organize the House fight to kill it.

Trump liked him enough to pretty much adopt his law and order and particularly his illegal immigration platforms and his top aide Stephen Miller and is now implementing much of it. So is Sessions.

There are going to be prosecutions. Bigly.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

361 LA Zoo promotes Islamophobia!
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Thank you, infidel.

Posted by: a muzzie with rabies at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (Evws/)

362 Never before has a society burned more corn, to drive spoiled children to soccer games in leased SUVs, where they do not keep score, to starve black and brown children in other parts of the world.
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That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (KtxUt)

363 Solar without affordable battery storage is like pumping gas on the ground

Solar is usually sold to utilities and dumped into the grid.

Using it on site requires additional equipment to convert it to appropriate cycles and voltages, and, yes, storage is needed to smooth out variability.

Posted by: Politically Connected Solar Panel Manufacturers at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

364 Damn sock.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

365 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (pvjTE)
=======
Do I have to pull out the links of Sessions offering his Resignation to PDT & Trump refusing to accept it again ?

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (y3aQB)

366 I got a LOT of great LPs on RSD.

I make a point of putting aside money every month towards the RSD events.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (YcjL6)

367 Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side? "

Sure. Even a blind nut can find a clock that's right twice a day. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (7LY+6)

368 337 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (hey7V)

70% of all new AIDs is anal sex by gays as reported. Which I bet means 90%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (JFO2v)

369 It's a pain to deal with the panels too and I'm a tech geek. I can imagine people who know nothing will be calling the solar panel repairman like they already have to call a plumber or HVAC guy now. After a few calls to replace bad panels or fix inverters or something a lot of people will just say f'it.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

370 But I traded it for a 2nd copy of the Ella Fitzgerald at Zardis.





She was in that movie? She wasn't wearing a red diaper was she?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

371 340 Wait until those solar panels start shorting out and start a wave of fires in the hills around LA.
Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)

Relax, you're overthinking this. If something bad happens we can just blame Trump.

And nobody will ever vote against us, it's a fact of life.

Posted by: The California State Legislature at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (Brjj7)

372 Does anybody still believe Sessions is on our side?;

Conditionally. I disagree with him on the war on drugs federally, and I disagree with his position on Civil Asset Forfeiture. I think he's a man who views his bitterest enemies as well-meaning co-workers interested in justice and the nation's future instead of how they really are: hateful traitors trying to destroy everything Sessions believes in.

So to the extent he's those things, he is not on our side. But he does believe in strong borders and justice. I'll take what good he can and will do and try to push him to do better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (39g3+)

373 Shit, Garrett, you have seats right behind home plate at Yankee Stadium? Who did you murder to get those primo seats?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 09, 2018 08:48 PM (H80UQ)

374 Do I have to pull out the links of Sessions offering his Resignation to PDT & Trump refusing to accept it again ?

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 08:47 PM (y3aQB)

++++

If you want, go for it. Before you do though, one question. What would that prove?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (pvjTE)

375 Sessions is a joke.
This stern announcement comes just days after he allowed some of those frauds in the "caravan" to enter on Asylum.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2018 08:33 PM (4MxHJ)

Because that is the stupid law. Until Congress rewrites our asylum and refugee laws, all any of these people have to do is show up at the border and tell the border patrol they want asylum because they fear for their life. And the BP has to take them to a center for processing and a court date.

These people are all being coached on exactly what to say to the BP and to the judges by American left wing groups who are on the Mexican side of the border(with Mexican permission of course). They know exactly how to force the BP to follow existing US law to chisel their way in.

The previous administration simply let them without a hearing until after the 21 day mandatory wait period when they had to be released into the country until their hearing date, usually months out. And of course they never show up for it.

At least they are being fast tracked according to the law back to their home countries.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (7zBy/)

376 Wait until those solar panels start shorting out and start a wave of fires in the hills around LA.


Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ABjxW)


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I doubt the majority will even be connected, much less doing anything to short out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (VgKNm)

377 Solar is usually sold to utilities "

For carbon credits. Actual power, not so much.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:49 PM (7LY+6)

378 Yah, I'll believe there's action from Lemony Snoozer when I see action. All I hear is more zzzzzzzzzz....

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (EZebt)

379 The war on drugs is a congressional boondoggle.
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)

380 If your solar system has no local storage and the power goes out you are SOL if you want to run some lights or something at night.

Posted by: f'd at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

381 "356 @327

And he gave them what they already had and were using for FISA Warrents.

McCain was either in on the op or was used by the op to give the dossier a level of legitimacy and importance, look a sitting Senator has given us this report, it
makes it newsworthy and allows them to continue spinning their web of lies."

It's likely Rick Wilson types worked hand in glove with the Left and McCain approved of what he and other affiliated toads did and facilitated it in any way possible. It seems, at least, Graham is frightened enough by what happened coming to light to keep some distance from McCain.

Our worst senator's punishment will be a funeral that is one of the most sordid, grotesque spectacles in the history of the American Empire.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (O6WLg)

382 >>Garrett, you have seats right behind home plate at Yankee Stadium?


I would never slum it behind home plate.
Our seats were next to the home dugout.
Rows 3 and 4.

We don't have them anymore.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (HL0so)

383 CA becomes first state to mandate solar panels on new homes.

Perfect for Santa Cruz. Some days the marine layer burns off by 2pm and then it's just free energy!

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (QxXRY)

384 Trump's whole team has done a masterful job of not overextending their reach in fighting against the Democrats. It's almost been entirely rope-a-dope stuff. Govern like adults, "don't do stupid shit" (for real this time), and just let the deranged leftists step all over their own dicks.

If Sessions had been all bull in a china shop from day one using the DOJ as a hammer against their scum and villainy, it would have interfered with the flow of all that. More Democrat cohesion. Far more care taken on their side in messaging and political operations. Far less panic on their side overall, i think, compared to the Keystone Kop shitshow their side has going on right now. A lot less public goodwill by the LIVs and DGAFVs ("don't give a f*ck voters" I'm trying that one out to see if it sticks) It could have been a disaster for Trump's young administration, but things look to be coming up roses.

I'm actually starting to see the wisdom of the "snoozy Sessionzzz" gambit as time marches on. It's frustrating as hell, but maybe Daddy knows best on this one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (BRvh1)

385 The Israel Air Force attacked Iranian targets in Syria overnight Wednesday, the IDFs Arabic-language spokesman said.

Fuck that. hit Tehran

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)

386 you are SOL if you want to run some lights or something at night."

Just do as the Spanish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (7LY+6)

387 It's only about 30-years too fvcking late but hey, at least there's some indication that our Attorney General is more mentally cogent than Juan McQueeg will soon be.

Posted by: DocJ at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (slZXA)

388 IIRC solar installations have to have the same switches to protect workers repairing lines in a power outage as dumb old gas generators do because electricity = electricity. What's that, another $2-5K if you want to actually use the power you're producing when the electricity that can actually power your house goes out?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (VgKNm)

389 >>Fuck that. hit Tehran



NUKE QOM

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (HL0so)

390 >>The most consequential aspect thus far is that the left-wing administrative state has been somewhat called to account, albeit without repercussions.


A lot of top level FBI and DoJ people have lost their jobs. It's not prosecution, but it's not getting off the hook, either. They have lost their lofty perches through which they were inflicting great damage. I think that's a great start, provided there is more to come.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (W+vEI)

391 379 The war on drugs is a congressional boondoggle.
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)

18th 1919
21st 1933

Rinse Repeat Rinse Repeat

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (JFO2v)

392 >>>Because that is the stupid law. Until Congress rewrites our asylum and refugee laws, all any of these people have to do is show up at the border and tell the border patrol they want asylum because they fear for their life. And the BP has to take them to a center for processing and a court date.


BP has to help them over the fence?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (Eu5eZ)

393 at least there's some indication that our Attorney General is more mentally cogent than Juan McQueeg will soon be.

That might be true of the eggplant I had in today's lunchtime sandwich.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

394 I can adopt DGAFV. If it will help.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)

395 Our seats were next to the home dugout.
Rows 3 and 4.

We don't have them anymore.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (HL0so)

Back when Rudy was Mayor, those seats were expensive but you did not need a home equity line of credit to pay for them...now you need a small fortune to even apply for them. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (SjImc)

396 The Israel Air Force attacked Iranian targets in Syria overnight Wednesday,

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again? Didn't they just do that yesterday?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (roQNm)

397 When I open my curtains, my windows become solar panels. Voila, light! And heat! Save me a bundle.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (cp1if)

398 NGU, Israel also attacked - reportedly - a IRGC in Syria on Tuesday night, yesterday, with casualties reported. Probably a pre-emption on just the sort of rocket attack launched against the Golan.


And I wouldn't worry about Israel taking it to the Persians. That guarantee was made in private a while ago, and publicly reiterated this week. Doesn't mean Tehran. Syria's a whole lot closer, and Israel owns that battlespace whenever it wants.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (QDnY+)

399 >>Back when Rudy was Mayor, those seats were expensive


Yeah. He did not like us. But he was using the boss's seats. Everyone sat there when they came to NYC.

The Three Tenors were probably the most fun of all of the famous guests, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (HL0so)

400 Hoo boy. Sounds like that middle east war might be starting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

401 The Israel Air Force attacked Iranian targets in Syria overnight Wednesday,

--

again? Didn't they just do that yesterday?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 08:54 PM (roQNm)

earlier tonight the iranian quads force launch 20 "projectiles" from Syria into the most northern regions of the Golan Heights. Israel responded

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (SjImc)

402 357 I did.

But I traded it for a 2nd copy of the Ella Fitzgerald at Zardis.

I like Bowie. But I love Ella.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:45 PM (YcjL6)


I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

403 If illegal immigration is a concern for you, the biggest fighter against it in the Senate was Sessions.
When Trump made his first speech that put him on the map he was echoing Sessions policies.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (vX0qt)

404 The war on drugs is a congressional boondoggle.
Civil asset forfeiture is government theft.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:50 PM (KtxUt)

18th 1919
21st 1933

Rinse Repeat Rinse Repeat

Posted by: rhennigantx
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A Wilson law and an FDR law, well I never...

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (KtxUt)

405 Putin has given Netanyahu a green light to do what is needed in Syria vis Iran. How do you say "Buh-bye" in Farsi?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (EZebt)

406 In his new book, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) confirms that he gave a controversial dossier about President Trump to former FBI chief James Comey.

Die already you putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:38 PM (SjImc)




It's going to take him longer to die then some farewell tours last

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)

407 Leftist Lunatic Joy Behar Says Iran Deal Withdrawal Is Proof Trump Is 'Jealous' Of Obama

That's right. Donnie Two Scoops wants to tap that sweet, sweet Mooch ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

408 So solar and wind do not work

We all get up a 6 (it is prolly dark) and shit shower shave. No sun and since no sun no big temp swings that cause wind
Come home at 6 to cook bathe kids clean up hoping to get some pussy
sun setting wind dies down...

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (JFO2v)

409 City of Atlanta is so crazy about old trees, solar panels would never work here. Satellite tv/internet doesn't work either. A lot of shade, though.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

410 I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz.

she wasn't in Zardoz, she sank in lake superior

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2018 08:57 PM (KCxzN)

411 Enforcing human and child trafficking done by parents illegally crossing the border. Good. This is a powerful message being sent. Then with the human trafficking EO, Soros and other members of #TheCabal are in the crosshairs and the noose is tightening.

Posted by: Monk at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (g8Y0s)

412 >>It's going to take him longer to die then some farewell tours last


That's what the book is for, I guess. SO he can kick his enemies in the nuts from the grave, since the MSM will not be able to resist pumping book sales as part of their memorial coverage.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (W+vEI)

413 @390

I am aware of only 3 people being fired, Yates, Comey and Mcabe.

6 or 7 have been demoted or transferred, they also still have their security clearances.

And two have recently quit.

Woop dee doo!

That comes nowhere near righting the scales of justice.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)

414 403 Iran Deal Withdrawal

Is that a persian birth control

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (JFO2v)

415 That's right. Donnie Two Scoops wants to tap that sweet, sweet Mooch ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Well, that is a large chunk of real estate.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (9Hjhc)

416 How I read what's going on tonight - Israel has apparently detected large shipments of missiles going into Syria, which they believe are meant to target Israel. Israel has decided to start pre-emptive attacks to take these out.

And more than that, it appears to me that Israel is trying to publicly goad Iran into launching an attack. I can only surmise that Israel feels that it is ready for a war to start at this time, and that they feel that Iran is not yet ready. Therefore, when you are sure war is coming, best to push the enemy into it at a time of your choosing, rather than at a time of his.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

417 Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 08:46 PM

I hope you're right. I am not as optimistic we will see charges, let alone convictions. But again I hope you are right or all this shit is meaningless.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (3c1uO)

418 Kreplach : you are missing the thousands of gubbimt employees resigning, further down the chain

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

419 "Is that a persian birth control"

Not exactly.

Posted by: The goat at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

420 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Wow A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)

421 410 I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz.

she wasn't in Zardoz, she sank in lake superior."

and the resulting tidal wave caused great devastation in Duluth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)

422 "390 >>The most consequential aspect thus far is that the left-wing administrative state has been somewhat called to account, albeit without repercussions.

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A lot of top level FBI and DoJ people have lost their jobs. It's not prosecution, but it's not getting off the hook, either. They have lost their lofty perches through which they were inflicting great damage. I think that's a great start, provided there is more to come."

Agreed somewhat.

The firings and reassignments are positive developments, but again not commensurate to the damage done to our institutions and justice system. I'm giving it time--what choice do we have?--but don't expect prosecutions to be proportional. Maybe that's wrong and nothing would please me more.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (O6WLg)

423 Therefore, when you are sure war is coming, best to push the enemy into it at a time of your choosing, rather than at a time of his.

Posted by: Tom Servo at
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And take out their FOBs first.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (KtxUt)

424
NUKE QOM
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (HL0so)


Well played.

Posted by: moki at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (V+V48)

425 422. Another look at reprisals?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

426 How I read what's going on tonight - Israel has apparently detected large shipments of missiles going into Syria, which they believe are meant to target Israel. Israel has decided to start pre-emptive attacks to take these out.


That was last night's strike

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (SjImc)

427 Hey everybody.

This is too good to check...

https://tinyurl.com/y7eoapul

CNN poll: Democratas' 2018 advantage is nearly gone[b/]

Looks like Demholes tantrummed away any 2018 advantage they ever had.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)

428 In his new book, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) confirms that he gave a controversial dossier about President Trump to former FBI chief James Comey.

This is my shocked face.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (2saZ/)

429 and the resulting tidal wave caused great devastation in Duluth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)


The Johnstown Flood.

Posted by: RickZ at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (g/rms)

430 Oops, did I break the blog?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)

431 Never mind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (eMKNe)

432 Democratas. Good typo.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (+lOpA)

433 >>And more than that, it appears to me that Israel is trying to publicly goad Iran into launching an attack.


Israel also knows that the Russian Air Defenses the Iranians purchased (Thanks, Obama! - The Mullahs) is out of Service Contract and no longer under Warranty.

The Israelis will roll the Iranians if they have no other players to worry about, concurrently.
I think the Egyptians, the Saudis and a whole host of others are begging Israel to do their dirty work, right now.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (G608f)

434 And take out their FOBs first.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:00 PM (KtxUt)

Kill em all tell Jaysus they died

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:02 PM (JFO2v)

435 I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz"

She was in a tardis...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:03 PM (7LY+6)

436 I don't remember Ella Fitzgerald in Zardoz

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She and Michael Cohen had that one beautiful number together.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:04 PM (VgKNm)

437 Um, looks like major Israeli operation under way. Damascus without power. Many Iranian bases hit. F-16s, cruise missiles.


Oh my.


Me likey.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:04 PM (QDnY+)

438 McCain sent someone to London to get a memo produced in Washington. Reminds of a friend I had in college that went to get beer and wound up driving monorail in disneyworld.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (JFO2v)

439 In order to drain the swamp you have to start with the mosquitos and then move up to the alligators.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (vX0qt)

440 A caller on some talk show suggested a copy of the Steele dossier should go into McStain 's coffin as he brought it out into the open.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (aC6Sd)

441 @420

It would appear that Kim is a bit of a floozy.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 09:05 PM (UfMVm)

442 The Israelis were upset that Trump didn't hit the Iranians when he hit Assad's chemical weapons.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm)

443 Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)
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SP The OIG report came Out & I MISSEDIT???
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Please try harder this is 13 year old girl stuff

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (y3aQB)

444 249
Hrothgar, We were there just this morning. The Muzzies were giving the illegals a run for numbers.
Posted by: JTB at May 09, 2018 08:24 PM (V+03K)
-------------------------------
Some of the Muzzies are illegal.

They are big visa-overstay offenders.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (0jtPF)

445 >>I hope you're right. I am not as optimistic we will see charges, let alone convictions. But again I hope you are right or all this shit is meaningless

I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

446 The Israelis were upset that Trump didn't hit the Iranians when he hit Assad's chemical weapons.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (roQNm)


---

The Let's You and Him Fight Doctrine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM (VgKNm)

447 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)



Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

448 The beauty of this is, well, many things, but mostly that Israel of course had it all ready to go, timed for the giant starter's pistol that was Trump's dumping of JCPOA.


Too early for popcorn, but might open a beer as I plant another tomato and enjoy the late afternoon light.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

449 That was last night's strike."

Apparently there are more tonight. But I forget that people in that part of the world don't appear to understand Western style warfare - only 20 missiles fired at Israeli forces? Pathetic and stupid. An attacker creates all of the justification for a counter strike without a chance of doing any real damage - all risk, no reward. And now Israel will strike back, but probably in a "proportionate" way, which is also dumb.

Western Style War - if you are really going to have a way, you launch everything you got, send all your ships to sea, put all of your missiles in the air. You go all in. Hell, even the Japanese figured that out in 1941, they miscalculated in that they didn't have quite enough to do the job.

The Arabs and the Persians are the most militarily incompetent people on the planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)

450 >>Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?


Newsom
Scarmucci
Don Jr

Man, does she have a type....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (W+vEI)

451 Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)
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How wouldn't do the Fandango !

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (y3aQB)

452 Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)



Can you do the Fandango.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)

453 Looks like Demholes tantrummed away any 2018 advantage they ever had.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:01 PM (eMKNe)

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Don't worry, the Repubs are currently formulating a plan to fuck it up, that will out fuck up the Dems fucked up plan.

Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (LnOh3)

454 Curses.


Foiled again.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)

455 Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?"

That broke up when he refused to do the Fandango.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (V2Yro)

456 I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM

I hope and pray that's the case. This shit makes Watergate look like shoplifting a candy bar. Maybe I am too jaded by the swamp. If someone wrote a movie about this they would pan it as being too far fetched.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (3c1uO)

457 oh gawd we're getting predictable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM (V2Yro)

458 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May

Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?





Gross

Posted by: The goat at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (UdKB7)

459 Gaze upon the Hordemind ye mighty, and despair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (VgKNm)

460 Too early for popcorn, but might open a beer as I plant another tomato and enjoy the late afternoon light.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

Untouchables Sean Connery They put someone in hosp you put someone in morgue Thus endith the lesson

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:09 PM (JFO2v)

461 Nixon is positively naive compared to these people.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (+lOpA)

462 Syrian army and air force assets also being hit, hard.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (QDnY+)

463 oh gawd we're getting predictable"

Nah. No Mel Brooks. Yet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (7LY+6)

464 Slipknot! Is a very good segue song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:10 PM (PUmDY)

465 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)

Yes there are more strikes tonight because they launch something at the northern Golan Heights. I am sure Israel has a long laundry list of targets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (SjImc)

466 463. I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

467 Don't worry, the Repubs are currently formulating a plan to fuck it up, that will out fuck up the Dems fucked up plan.
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM

Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (3c1uO)

468 Nixon was just too decent to be a genuinely effective scumbag.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (aN78T)

469 Ella was Frozen in Lake Superior?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM (9aVkd)

470 Looks like a pretty serious pre-emptive campaign, not just a few strikes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

471 469. Yep. Gordon Lightfoot wrote the score.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

472 I think Elsa was Frozen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (VgKNm)

473 McCain just may stay alive long enough to see Phil Collins go on tour in the US with his Not Dead Yet tour.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (hey7V)

474 Ella was Frozen in Lake Superior?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at May 09, 2018 09:11 PM

Odd, I didn't see her when all my guns fell in during a tragic ice fishing incident.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (3c1uO)

475 Don't worry, the Repubs are currently formulating a plan to fuck it up, that will out fuck up the Dems fucked up plan.
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM

On free kisses and nickel beer day GOP would offer $1 beer and free (given) anal

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (JFO2v)

476 466 463. I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy"

Sure thing, Guv...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (7LY+6)

477 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
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Don't think this was a wise move on her part.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)

478 No harrumphs given.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA)

479 McCain needs to get on the cart.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

480 Don't think this was a wise move on her part.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)

Why?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (SjImc)

481 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)



Wait, wasn't she dating Scaramucci?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)


Word is she likes a little 'role playing'.

Posted by: E Schneidermann at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (Eu5eZ)

482 Ella was Frozen in Lake Superior?"

After the main hatchways gave in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (7LY+6)

483 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gichigami. Superior is said never gives up her dead or guns when the sky's of November turn gloomy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (3c1uO)

484 I suspect that the park is not really closed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (F5+ro)

485 They will download McCain's brain into a computer and we will never be rid of the sob.... A commodore 64 oughta do it...

Posted by: E.T. at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (nzKWW)

486 Because what California needs is something that will add $50,000 to the price of a house.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

487 "McCain needs to get on the cart"

I'm not quite red yet!

Posted by: The Maverick at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (UdKB7)

488 As the hatches gave way
Ella was heard to say
Nice knowing ya fellas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:15 PM (hey7V)

489 A commodore 64 oughta do it"

Atari 400.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (7LY+6)

490 471 469. Yep. Gordon Lightfoot wrote the score.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

You can sing Star Spangled to that tune

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (JFO2v)

491 It's true. I'm not dead. Just deaf as a fucking stone.

Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (aN78T)

492 Wow the Horde is generous, no Timex Sinclair or Altair references?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (hey7V)

493 489. Go big - intellivison. Coleco's freeze up on ya in the heat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)

494 It's true. I'm not dead. Just deaf as a fucking stone.
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM

Is that why you stutter? Sssuuussuudio.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (3c1uO)

495 ONT #1

oh yeah baby!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (Pg+x7)

496 ... oops.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (Pg+x7)

497 "no Timex Sinclair or Altair references?"

Posted by: Casio at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (UdKB7)

498 I think Elsa was Frozen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 09, 2018 09:12 PM (VgKNm)



I thought she was the She-Wolf of the SS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ)

499 BP has to help them over the fence?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 09, 2018 08:52 PM (Eu5eZ)

To an extent, yes. They typically show up where there is no fence, so that solves that problem.

Google the "fence" between the USA and Mexico. In many areas, it's open in sections, washed out under other sections and pretty much an open door to anyone who can climb or crawl under.

Here is a UK Guardian article from 2016 showing a fence in Brownsville Texas that ends 1/2 mile from the Rio Grande, the actual border.
https://tinyurl.com/y7cs7xkp

Rancher in Arizona explaining how his ranch is being destroyed by illegals crossing. Note the photo of a simple barb wire fence as the barrier.
https://tinyurl.com/ybqm9j2a

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (7zBy/)

500 491 It's true. I'm not dead. Just deaf as a fucking stone.
Posted by: Phil Collins at May 09, 2018 09:17 PM (aN78T)

I cant hear it coming in the air tonight

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (JFO2v)

501 No whacko birds or trolls allowed at my funeral.

Posted by: Almost Zombie John McCain, trying to be a cool kid at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (F5+ro)

502 They will download McCain's brain into a computer and we will never be rid of the sob.... A commodore 64 oughta do it...

a buggy version of 'Microsoft Flight Simulator'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (6FqZa)

503 Dont hate on the Atari 400. It was just an 800 with a shitty keyboard. The 8-bit Atari games were some of the best arcade ports of the golden era.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (aN78T)

504 120 I'd like to see a law that anyone entering illegally is forever barred from applying for citizenship. And that includes the "kids" they send across.
Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)


That's a GREAT idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (oYp/M)

505 Star Raiders ftw!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (7LY+6)

506 Don't think this was a wise move on her part.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)

Why?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:14 PM (SjImc)
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Because she is a fan of the POTUS and if things go wrong... well....it could get awkward and be a potential problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (PvFoN)

507 Who thought it was a great idea to write a song about a ship wreck. ? Jaysus Gordon, how stoned we're you for that one?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)

508 OT: I got a fireworks catalog in the mail today. I've never seen that before.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

509 Maybe Phil will perform "Land of Confusion" at McCain's funeral...

https://youtu.be/QHmH1xQ2Pf4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (hey7V)

510 Where are you seeing the Israeli news?

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)

511 501 No whacko birds or trolls allowed at my funeral.
Posted by: Almost Zombie John McCain, trying to be a cool kid at May 09, 2018 09:18 PM (F5+ro)

My goal is to shit on his grave.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (JFO2v)

512 I had gichigami once, but I think wasabi adds a better flavor.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (2K6fY)

513 with a shitty keyboard"

Membrane keyboard.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (7LY+6)

514 "467 Don't worry, the Repubs are currently formulating a plan to fuck it up, that will out fuck up the Dems fucked up plan.
Posted by: MAGA at May 09, 2018 09:08 PM

Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that."

Polls indicate this is happening. Each new Mueller
outrage seems to draw Democrat blood. If Dr. Evil came back in 2038 he might postulate what, to him, seemed an outrageous proposition that the president of the United States could be blackmailed after an out-of-control and politically motivated prosecutor raided his attorney's office, or something. IF this was a rope-a-dope strategy, it appears to be paying off.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (O6WLg)

515 Gitche Gumee morans.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)

516 I used to play this British game called 'Airbourne' in the mid/late 1980s. On a network of 'microcomputers'. The idea was to take off at night (so the programmers didn't have to render graphics) and to land at some runway elsewhere in England.

Given England nowadays, I suppose the new version would have you land the plane at the 82nd floor of some skyscraper

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (6FqZa)

517 I had gichigami once, "

Sulfa or penicillin?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (7LY+6)

518 507 Who thought it was a great idea to write a song about a ship wreck. ? Jaysus Gordon, how stoned we're you for that one?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)

Drinking and thinking and guitars. I was drunk the day my mama....

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (JFO2v)

519 Who thought it was a great idea to write a song about a ship wreck. ? Jaysus Gordon, how stoned we're you for that one?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (yTnCT)


The hatches gave way and they all drowned like rats
As their lungs, they filled with waturrrr!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:22 PM (2K6fY)

520 She's a power gropie.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (KtxUt)

521 I had gichigami once, but I think wasabi adds a better flavor.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM

I grew up on lakes and have owned a boat of some kind since I was 18. I've been on Superior numerous times but it always kind of gives me the willy's. It makes it's own weather and shit can get nasty in a hurry. And the water is never warm so if you go in and don't get pulled out pretty quick you're pretty much toast.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (3c1uO)

522 489
A commodore 64 oughta do it"



Atari 400.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:16 PM (7LY+6)

The four function calculator I bought at Montgomery Ward's in 1978 would be more than enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (8iiMU)

523 Well, there goes an internet meme....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (0QYMt)

524 510 Where are you seeing the Israeli news?
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)

On the Jooz Control the Weather Channel

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (JFO2v)

525 Where are you seeing the Israeli news?

--

The search engines and all the major outlets have it now.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (roQNm)

526 http://bit.ly/2wre92J
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Andrew Pollack: 'One by One We'll Expose Everything that Happened that Led Up to' the Shooting
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Gonna need a bigger bowl of popcorn

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:24 PM (y3aQB)

527 Where are you seeing the Israeli news?
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:20 PM (a3OL0)

Besides Drudge, all the Israeli News Outlets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (SjImc)

528 521
I've been on Superior

Lake Huron Rolls Superior Sings

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (JFO2v)

529 I've been on Lake Inferior.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

530 528. ....in the rooms of her ice-water mansion.

Most haunting and effective line in those lyrics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

531 529 I've been on Lake Inferior.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

Try alcohol or Wayne Dreyer

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (JFO2v)

532 Well, there goes an internet meme....


Said no one ever.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (+lOpA)

533 Who thought it was a great idea to write a song about a ship wreck. ? Jaysus Gordon, how stoned we're you for that one?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM

It's actually kind of a haunting song I think. It was also written before they found it and figured out what happened. That lake is beautiful but can be deadly. I have a buddy that dives on wrecks on Superior. He tried to talk me into trying it, not a chance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (3c1uO)

534 Amid his divorce from his wife of 12 years, Donald Trump Jr. has started dating stunning Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Wow A
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)
*************************
Don't think this was a wise move on her part.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2018 09:13 PM (PvFoN)

Mr.Jen and I saw him at the NRA convention last week. He was at a booth looking at 1911's along with six Secret Service agents. The SS agents were politely blocking the entrances to the booth , chatting with the booth employees and others.
We happened to see him and Vanessa at a different booth two years ago in Louisville. No SS agents, and was wandering in and out of booths with no issues.

HIs life has certainly changed and not all for the better. I don't think I would want to be followed and surrounded by SS everywhere I go. Guilfoyle is an interesting rebound choice.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (7zBy/)

535 531 529 I've been on Lake Inferior.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

Try alcohol or Wayne Dreyer
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:27 PM (JFO2v)



It gave me a complex.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (+lOpA)

536 532.
Yep. Memes get beat like rented redheaded Sri Lankan slaves what owe you money.

We kno de wei, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (fA1SL)

537
#526

Don't take your kid to the gun range. Don't let him post pictures on social networks with guns, or a provocative slogan on a t-shirt. Don't talk about all the guns you have in your home.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - don't tempt fate at May 09, 2018 09:28 PM (roQNm)

538 Off to the Jerusalem Post. Thx, NGU.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (a3OL0)

539 So what meme got beaten up and robbed of its lunch money?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hey7V)

540 530 528. ....in the rooms of her ice-water mansion.

Most haunting and effective line in those lyrics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

I liked Who gets burned in a three way script Enter number two

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (JFO2v)

541 Jaysus Gordon, how stoned we're you for that one"

Not enough to work in "taconite"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (7LY+6)

542 Temptations' Ball of Confusion has a Titanic lyric.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

543 539 So what meme got beaten up and robbed of its lunch money?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hey7V)



Horseman babies?

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)

544 Who gets burned in a three way script Enter number two"

Or "in a room where you do what you don't confess"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:31 PM (7LY+6)

545 536 532.
Yep. Memes get beat like rented redheaded Sri Lankan slaves what owe you money.

Like a Schniederman girlfriend

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:31 PM (JFO2v)

546 Not enough to work in "taconite"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:29 PM

Nothing rhymes with taconite. Which it was loaded with but Lightfoot called it iron ore, which is technically correct.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (3c1uO)

547 Lake Huron Rolls Superior Sings

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:25 PM (JFO2v)

In the rooms of her ice-water mansions.Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams,

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (0QYMt)

548 504 120 I'd like to see a law that anyone entering illegally is forever barred from applying for citizenship. And that includes the "kids" they send across.
Posted by: Abby Normal at May 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h5Lyp)
---
That's a GREAT idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 09:19 PM (oYp/M)
---
Anyone entering illegally, claiming resident family connections, triggers all their family currently in-country to have all their citizenship revoked, and be deported with them.

Posted by: BP-ICE at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (ETFzT)

549

Well we can hope that the dems will be even more fucked up. That's why mid-terms are yuge. I am going to say this here and now. It's vital that the dems don't get both houses and try to launch impeachment. I will hold my nose and vote for some R's if they are not on board with that.


For them.

They haven't though this all the way through.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM (GdWl+)

550 Thursday night is taconite.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

551 Temptations' Ball of Confusion "

Great googa mooga

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (7LY+6)

552 385
The Israel Air Force attacked Iranian targets in Syria overnight Wednesday, the IDFs Arabic-language spokesman said.



Fuck that. hit Tehran





Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)


Timing. All in the timing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (UsCnO)

553 On the Jooz Control the Weather Channel

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:23 PM (JFO2v)


I knew it!

Posted by: Trayon White at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (sXefu)

554

And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Hindenburg airship

Posted by: Herb Morrison at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

555 Anthracite rhymes with taconite.

Posted by: Casio at May 09, 2018 09:34 PM (UdKB7)

556 Nothing rhymes with taconite"

Good night...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (7LY+6)

557 Thursday night is taconite.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)


That's every night around here.

Posted by: Huma at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (sXefu)

558 Came the wreck of the Hindenburg airship
Posted by: Herb Morrison"

Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (7LY+6)

559 For them.

They haven't though this all the way through.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:32 PM

Yea, it's the GOPe so victory, defeat, meet jaws. But if the dems are going to run on raising taxes and taking out Trump I think they are going to lose their asses. Most people are doing better under Trump. I also think the public, except for the die hards are getting tired of this Rrrrrusssia shit. The ones paying closer attention see what a sham it is. We'll see. Historically prezzies parties often lose seats in mid terms. yet Trump broke so many molds it's hard to say what will happen. But the dems wet dream blue wave might be as fun to watch as the NOOOOOOOO lesbo at the capitol mall at the inauguration.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (3c1uO)

560 Anon, I'd like to hear Metallica do a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's song "Sundown." ;-)

I think it could work...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)

561 Did y'all hear about an Austin woman who bet $18 on a pick five bet on the Kentucky derby and won $1.2 million. Amazing!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (kufk0)

562 556 Nothing rhymes with taconite"

Good night...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:35 PM (7LY+6)

Stalactite Downward minerals growth
Stalagmite Upwardware mineral growth
Gudntight German virgin

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (JFO2v)

563 Taco Nite?
Bacon right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (hey7V)

564 cheating death

https://youtu.be/25DoE3Z2oGI

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

565 Hematite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (eW5PD)

566 560...
Uhhh, not the craziest idea. Might be fun.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (7LY+6)

567 Hillary laptop wipe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (pUDQf)

568 Taco Nite?
Bacon right?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 09, 2018 09:37 PM

Ponders bacon tacos. Nods head in approval.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (3c1uO)

569 Taconite is alright for fighting,

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (2K6fY)

570

Anon, I'd like to hear Metallica do a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's song "Sundown." ;-)

I think it could work...



It only needs one thing...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (GdWl+)

571 Taconite is alright for fighting,

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM

Yea but only on Saturdays.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (3c1uO)

572 565 Hematite?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:38 PM (eW5PD)

All the folks in harbor
Ain't got no taconite
Thanks to the magic of kid...
Dy-no-MITE!

Posted by: J.J. Walker at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)

573 Taconite? Dynomite!

Posted by: zombie Jimmy "JJ" Walker at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

574 If I find you've been creeping round my back stair, you might get the business end of my non-Dick Mossberg.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

575
Anon, I'd like to hear Metallica do a cover of Gordon Lightfoot's song "Sundown." ;-)



I think it could work...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:36 PM (eMKNe)

I've done a speed metal version of Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby". But Gordon Lightfoot sounds more Ska, than metal.

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (sXefu)

576 Ponders bacon tacos. Nods head in approval.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:39 PM (3c1uO)

A bacon weave mat, fried up and folded into a hardshell shape before cooling.

Stuff with standard taco innards.

Como se dice "Hypertension" en espanol?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)

577 Posted by: zombie Jimmy "JJ" Walker at May 09, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

*high five*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)

578 Speaking of metal, my last 4 CD purchases:

- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside
- Deep Purple, Very Best Of
- Wolfmother's first album

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)

579 Damn you people and the Gordon Lightfoot refs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eW5PD)

580 Temptations' Psychedelic Shack lp was awesome...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZS6zCwsmk

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

581 BTW, the rather attractive Canadian singer chick does a cover of Sundown...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (7LY+6)

582 Dy-no-MITE!
Posted by: J.J. Walker at May 09, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)

May be most racist show ever made. Black family, on welfare, and half gone father. Hollywood hates black peeps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (JFO2v)

583 Gordon Lightfoot was here in Austin performing yesterday.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (kufk0)

584 578 Speaking of metal, my last 4 CD purchases:

- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside
- Deep Purple, Very Best Of
- Wolfmother's first album
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)

You know they had downloads right

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (JFO2v)

585 my last 4 CD purchases: "

Were about a decade ago...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (7LY+6)

586 My great uncle was an ore boat Capitan on the great lakes. I didn't know him too well as I only saw him at family reunions, funerals etc. One time I sheepishly asked him about the "Fitz". He knew Capitan McSorely and his opinion was that he was pressured into going out as the season was closing soon. Money talks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (3c1uO)

587 Just what is a handful of breeze, and why would you want it in your (or your sister's) hair?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (aN78T)

588 Anon, I'm behind the times and proud of it ;-)

Also I purchase CDs because (a) I'm old fashioned and tactile and (b) Apple can't mess with the tracks like they can if you own only MP3s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (eMKNe)

589 * slaps computer *
Say ONT, bitch!
Say it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

590 The bitch is back should be Hillary's intro song. Or they can change it to, the bitch is back.....brace.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (3c1uO)

591 587 Just what is a handful of breeze, and why would you want it in your (or your sister's) hair?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (aN78T)

"A handful of breeze" sounds like one of those elaborate Chinese-ey kung fu ways of saying "a fist"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (BRvh1)

592 589 * slaps computer *
Say ONT, bitch!
Say it!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

Isn't the SMR used to waiting in lines for things only for it to be out when they get to the end?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (eW5PD)

593 Speaking of metal, my last 4 CD purchases:



- Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers

- Blue Cheer, Outside Inside

- Deep Purple, Very Best Of

- Wolfmother's first album

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:43 PM (eMKNe)


I just bought:
Electric Wizard - Wizard Bloody WizardRuby the Hatchet - Valley of the SnakeJudas Priest - Firepower (saw them in DC)

Witch Mountain - Cauldron of the Wild


Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)

594 All these Lightfoot deniers in here....

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (+lOpA)

595 my last 4 CD purchases: "

Were about a decade ago...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:44 PM (7LY+6)


I-

shit. Yeah, me too. Huh. I've burned downloads to CD to listen in the car more recently, but then I put in a Bluetooth head unit in 2011 because I'm not a damn caveman.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)

596 Taco night, pull the covers tight, get ready for the Dutch Oven's fright.

Posted by: Rhyming Dicktionary at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)

597
Fuck that. hit Tehran






Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 09, 2018 08:51 PM (SjImc)

Clearing out anyone within close range of Israel. Iran's colonies are going to be lit up and burned down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (0QYMt)

598 Hermaphrodite.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (djc4i)

599 In before 600! (somebody had to do it)

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (Mt33b)

600 592. Pfft! That's for luxury items, like food.
This is ONT, blin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)

601 http://bit.ly/2K54DnZ
==========
"Chairman" Winning - Latest Pictures Released of Pompeo Meeting With Chairman Kim Jong-un The Last Refuge

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (y3aQB)

602 Israel's military spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Jonathan Conricus said earlier that Israel had retaliated for an attack on its outposts in the strategic Golan Heights plateau.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (KtxUt)

603 594 All these Lightfoot deniers in here....
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (+lOpA)

I am not saying I hate Lightfoot, just that they are earworms from Alpha Ceti V.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (eW5PD)

604 Como se dice "Hypertension" en espanol?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1)


Hipertension.

With a tilde over the "o"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (2K6fY)

605 Apple can't mess with the tracks"

What is this apple thing you refer to, and why does it hate trains?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:49 PM (7LY+6)

606 600 592. Pfft! That's for luxury items, like food.
This is ONT, blin.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)

Well, go boil some shoe leather and by the time it is soft, the ONT should be here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:49 PM (eW5PD)

607 Has willow been around lately?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (kufk0)

608 606. Shoes......we would dream of shoes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

609

Arrrgghhh Matey, my anus has zero tolerance for not being booty buggered and pooter plundered! Just ask me parrot, Brown Eye...

Posted by: Billy Kristol, Cock Cuck Cruise Captain and Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (UFLLM)

610
"A handful of breeze" sounds like one of those elaborate Chinese-ey kung fu ways of saying "a fist"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:47 PM (BRvh1)

It seems to mean "You missed."

(This is the part where someone gets kicked through a wall 5 floors up and falls screaming only to land in a garbage barge. The kicker looks out the hole and says ""Just taking out the trash.")

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (0QYMt)

611 Has willow been around lately?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM

Did you check the last thread?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (3c1uO)

612 M3tal H3ad, it's not a competition ;-)

But, you win.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (eMKNe)

613 607 Has willow been around lately?


You have to say it three times in a mirror.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)

614
You guys probably caught the news of Google vs. PETA.

It's interesting to be able to sit in the bleachers, with popcorn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (ZpfqO)

615 608 606. Shoes......we would dream of shoes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

The Four Leningradists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (eW5PD)

616 Yeesh, what's the deal with the formatting.

Anyway, Wolfmother was a great band. Crank this up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsc57nK8mg


Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (sXefu)

617 607 Has willow been around lately?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:5

She's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (pUDQf)

618 615.
* fistbump*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

619 If verified, it would be an unusual direct attack on Israel by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, which typically acts against Israel through proxies.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (KtxUt)

620 The Four Novgorodians?

I always liked the word: Novgorod.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eW5PD)

621 Every nite is taconite, darlings!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (9aVkd)

622 Metal Head, Wolfmother is gone already?
I still think of them as a new band.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eMKNe)

623 596 Taco night, pull the covers tight, get ready for the Dutch Oven's fright.
Posted by: Rhyming Dicktionary at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)

I think in book North Dallas Forty big defensive lineman that could fart in colors decides to break in new bride on wedding night with glorious fart to end all and shat the bed so bad they had to change hotel rooms.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (JFO2v)

624 602
Israel's military spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Jonathan Conricus said
earlier that Israel had retaliated for an attack on its outposts in the
strategic Golan Heights plateau.

Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:48 PM (KtxUt)

This is different from the planned retaliation for tomorrow's declarations that Israel must die.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (0QYMt)

625 I think in book North Dallas Forty big defensive lineman that could fart in colors decides to break in new bride on wedding night with glorious fart to end all and shat the bed so bad they had to change hotel rooms.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (JFO2v)



Paper Lion.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA)

626 Has willow been around lately?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (kufk0)


Not that I can recall in the last week or so, no.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)

627 Fvcking Gordon Lightfoot Earworm.

Only one way to kill an earworm... with another earworm...

ZZ Top... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOsFwRv6zto

Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (djCea)

628 She's always in the last place you look"

So that's where my keys are, dangit!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (7LY+6)

629 609

Arrrgghhh Matey, my anus has zero tolerance for not being booty buggered and pooter plundered! Just ask me parrot, Brown Eye...
Posted by: Billy Kristol, Cock Cuck Cruise Captain and Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at May 09, 2018 09:50 PM (UFLLM)

Unless yee bee an Nevertrumper then bring on the wood

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:54 PM (JFO2v)

630 She's always in the last place you look"

Why didn't you look there first? Favorite Mom'isms when you're looking for something. Well where was the last place you saw it? It has to be somewhere!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 09, 2018 09:54 PM (3c1uO)

631 The Four Cossacks would be a good band name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (eW5PD)

632 Novgorod.

Novgorod is goodvgorod...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (7LY+6)

633 Anyway, Wolfmother was a great band.

Very fun. Used to listen to them some years ago on an Australian station, triple-j.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (nBBdT)

634 I always liked the word: Novgorod
---
Not me.

Posted by: Ivan the Terrible at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (UiRxW)

635 Every nite is taconite, darlings!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
------
Now that there is a cosmic crossing of socio-poliical commentary and Gordon Lightfoot. It could only happen here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 09, 2018 09:55 PM (cp1if)

636 With regard to Iran...

I've always had the impression we're waiting for the Israelis to be the tough guys, and take them and their missiles out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:56 PM (eMKNe)

637 619 If verified, it would be an unusual direct attack on Israel by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, which typically acts against Israel through proxies.
Posted by: gNewt at May 09, 2018 09:51 PM (KtxUt)

Act of desperation.

"Chuck whatever we got left in the region at the jews, because in about two days time it's curtains for us, boys!"

All their allies have been systematically alienated from them. Iran is basically isolated politically at this point, and they know it. The endgame looks to be either big bang last stand trying to take out at least a few of their mortal enemy, or just passively hang around waiting for the inevitable counter-revolution and restoration of sane governance.

tl;dr: it looks to me like they're just going down swinging.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 09, 2018 09:56 PM (BRvh1)

638 Alpha Ceti V. "

This IS Alpha Ceti Five!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:57 PM (7LY+6)

639 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at May 09, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)

640 Nood. ONT.

Posted by: Ivan the Terrible at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (UiRxW)

641 Novogordi sings about the boat that got stranded on the dune in the middle of the Aral sea.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (2K6fY)

642 Paper Lion.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA)

Maybe but I am sticking with NDF Peter Gent. I never read Paper Tiger.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (JFO2v)

643 Awesome! The T-Storms are starting to roll into the area. I left work an hour early today to finish some yard work before the rain and it looks like I got it right! Fourteen bags of stone deployed and the sump pump discharge hose re-routed.

-----

And here is the first burst of rain - glad I had the big silver maple in the back trimmed up two weeks ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2018 09:58 PM (0QYMt)

644 Saw U2 in concert last night. Music was good, but being lectured all night about how to be a good American by an Irish fucktard... I could write paragraphs about it, vut instead I'll just say that I'm glad the tickets were free.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2018 09:59 PM (aN78T)

645 they're just going down swinging."

Wait. You just got Shep's attention

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 09, 2018 09:59 PM (7LY+6)

646 Metal Head, Wolfmother is gone already?

I still think of them as a new band.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2018 09:52 PM (eMKNe)

No, they're still around, but two co-founding members left the band in 2008. The "new" band is still pretty good, but IMHO the first album was the best.

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at May 09, 2018 10:00 PM (sXefu)

647 I always keep some Taconite on hand, in case Bat-Manuel decides to go evil. It's only common sense.


Posted by: The Tick at May 09, 2018 10:02 PM (RVcmP)

648 "It's like the whole ethanol scam. It takes more
energy to make than it saves, not to mention the shiton of water it
uses. And it's horseshit for your engine, especially small engines. The
farmers lobby is still pushing it.

Posted by: Minnfidel

oh boy, another chance to debunk ethanol lies.

more energy to make than it "saves"? You probably mean more to make than it produces, which is a total lie. I mean sure, it takes energy to produce, but since we are talking "solar", there is the big input for ethanol. The most efficient use of solar is to grow things.

Oil takes a lot of energy to produce, it is a little more efficient to produce a product to the tank than ethanol, but let's not forget the whole middle east war thing the oil lobby got us to fight to make Bush/Saudi team rich.

Bad for small engines, not bad for vehicles produced in the last 25 years, unless MAYBE you let it sit for over a year.

Farmer lobby ... OK, you think there is no Oil Lobby? I love the oil guys, but the Middle East is about oil ... that is why we invested a trillion in wars there. ...

Ethanol is a real fuel ... maybe there are better ways to go than the mandate ... but we have cheap safe diverse food ... made by the farmers in the red zone (on that map of counties that voted Trump).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (bT8Z4)

649 Gentlemen... we have n00d!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (CoKlX)

650 RN, saw the Joshua Tree show at Rose Bowl. Dickhead said this album "was why we love/hate Amerikkka." Pretty sure the love part was about taxes. I don't see how anyone takes him seriously.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 09, 2018 10:06 PM (PUmDY)

651 We use to have to Labradors....Bailey and Kahlua.
Posted by: Tami at May 09, 2018 08:03

As you know wil stil have Labs, Bailey and Kahlua. In fact they ate some of my beef jerky I left out and shit like crazy all day long. My fault, but GRRRRR.

Posted by: Farmer at May 09, 2018 10:07 PM (yJ1e6)

652 Ethanol is a real fuel ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:04 PM (bT8Z4)


Ethanol as a fuel is idiotic. Thermodynamically, it's equivalent to half-oxidized petroleum. The only thing dumber would be to attempt to use CO2 as a fuel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2018 10:12 PM (oYp/M)

653 120 "I'd like to see a law that anyone entering illegally is forever barred from applying for citizenship. And that includes the "kids" they send across."

I'd like to see a law that anyone caught trying to get in the back door can never be allowed in the front door, even as a tourist or businessman on a temporary visit. And that would include overstaying a visa intentionally (i.e. for months, not just a day or two).

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 09, 2018 10:23 PM (yPnLb)

654 "Ethanol as a fuel is idiotic. Thermodynamically, it's equivalent to
half-oxidized petroleum. The only thing dumber would be to attempt to
use CO2 as a fuel."

I'm not sure what you mean by half oxidized petroleum, but it is a clean fuel that has fewer calories per gallon ... it is still a fuel. They keep getting more efficient at producing it, and something better than corn would be even better.

But sure, as long as we keep oil under $55 a barrel, it makes less sense in direct competition. But not long ago OPEC was a real threat and oil was over $100, and farmers produced a lot of corn. As long as fracking holds and that "peak oil" thing is delayed, fine ... I guess.

Besides energy, we need food, as a real national "defense" interest. That means farmers that are profitable, unless we want to let Wall street buy all the land and import the third world labor force, managed by the coastal elite.

I'm working on other options to the farmland to make a comeback ... more "diverse" production ... I'll get back to you. Ethanol served a purpose ... and it was done without a trillion or two spent on foreign wars for the Bush/Saudi princes and their ilk. We are still dealing with that mess ... but sure ... trash the American producers. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2018 10:27 PM (bT8Z4)

655 Cut it three years ago. Best decision ever. Costs were stupid for nothing but channel after channel of tripe. Kept internet to stream, along with Hulu, Firestick, and Roku and put up an antenna (which picks up 35 channels). Found so much more time to do things around the house instead of losing brain cells.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at May 09, 2018 10:30 PM (s45Aq)

656 I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2018 09:06 PM

I hope and pray that's the case. This shit makes Watergate look like shoplifting a candy bar. Maybe I am too jaded by the swamp. If someone wrote a movie about this they would pan it as being too far fetched.
Posted by: Minnfidel


I hope to heaven you are right. I seem to recall sessions declining to pursue charges against Lois Lerner because "that's not the way we do things" or some such crap. Many many government officials have lied with impunity while others are charged and many laws have been broken out in the open with no consequences so far.
I was in my 20s when Watergate played out and when Nixon was pardoned because "he had suffered enough" I abruptly learned there were two systems of law in America. Right now I might just cheer if there were a terror attack in the heart of the District. I should be ashamed of that but I'm not as they have earned everyones' disgust.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at May 09, 2018 10:36 PM (+l4dn)

657 Park's closed??

Does this mean no more super hot Christie Brinklely cruising by in a red Ferrari to Lindsey Buckingham's "Holiday Road"?

Or does it just mean that it's not that best idea trying to smuggle Aunt Edna across the border too?



Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 10, 2018 12:23 AM (Z2PYk)

658 I don't understand why cable companies are doing nothing about cord cutting. You would think they would cut commercials down or stop showing such crap, but no.

They must be betting on the down side.

Posted by: PJ at May 10, 2018 12:53 AM (qlTN9)

659 If the hammies still forbid the front page to you, the latest post is:
acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375203

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 10, 2018 08:54 PM (6FqZa)

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