Hillary Clinton Might Or Might Not Now Be Wearing a Back Brace But Also Definitely Is

Comparing the stiff plastic-support-looking bit at the neck to the pictures of a back brace below it, yeah, that's what it looks like to me.

John Ekdahl sent over this other possibility:



...which is a reference to a conspiracy theory the podcast as a whole long championed, that Hillary Clinton was outfitted with a robotic exoskeleton and was in fact MechaHillary.

BTW, Hillary also went to New Zealand to, get this, whine about losing the election, complain about sexism, and bitch about Americans.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:55 PM




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1 Hillary is wearing a Lizard suit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

2 I mean a Lizard wearing a Hillary suit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

3 Mecha Hillary is controlled by those Japanese aliens with the funny sunglasses.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 07, 2018 07:49 PM (T71PA)

4 3rd !

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

5 5th!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

6 Who's up to join the Hilary Defense Force?

Posted by: I Cried at May 07, 2018 07:50 PM (loZXu)

7 I have "burns the hair off the right side of her head when she passes out next to a wood burning stove" in the next Drunken Injury Hillary pool.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (7JHra)

8 It's not a back brace.

Posted by: Hillbot2020 at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (UdKB7)

9 I am become willow, destroyer of threads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (VgKNm)

10 I hate that thing...it's like trying to trib a turtle!

Posted by: Huma at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (bFsC3)

11


It's just a large flask for her alcoholism.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (AASEZ)

12

The mecha-Hillary comments are pretty funny.

However, as with the complete syncope episode while she was waiting for the van, we will never find out what is really going on.

Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (co1DC)

13 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

14 Secondary function is to hold the heavy duty Depends that beast wears. Not so much when her minions put them on but two plus hours later, there does need to be some truss work to hold them up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (pw+jk)

15 It's a temporary modification while the new section is being 3d printed.

Posted by: Hillbot2020 at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (UdKB7)

16 BTW, Hillary also went to New Zealand to, get this, whine about losing the election, complain about sexism, and bitch about Americans.

Aww, and she seemed like such a nice person.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

17 Who's crooked now, Donald?

Posted by: Mecha Hillary at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (+Ty8m)

18 Slouching over is s common sign of Parkinson's.

Posted by: Rosley at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (3RspO)

19
I have "burns the hair off the right side of her head when she passes
out next to a wood burning stove" in the next Drunken Injury Hillary
pool.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2018 07:51 PM (7JHra)

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You'd think you'd get some good odds for that, but Hillary, so it is only 3:1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (pw+jk)

20 It's life support for her bolt on head. Somebody should ask her to define love

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (x6GiH)

21 MechaHillary

Aha! So, that's why she carries hot sauce in her purse. It's a Mexican thing, not a black thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (CNdnD)

22 Who's crooked now, Donald?

Posted by: Mecha Hillary at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (+Ty8m


Winner

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

23 Lean on Me

Posted by: Parking Bollard at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (bFsC3)

24 Slouching over is s common sign of Parkinson's.

I was thinking more a sign of the Four Martini Flu, but hey.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

25 The new section will feature a recessed tow hook to make lifting easier.

Posted by: Hillbot2020 at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

26 Many insects have exoskeletons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

27 If it were anyone other than "picture of perfect health and woman who routinely runs up stairs with her coffee and tweets about how heartbreaking it is to break your favorite grrlpower heels while doing it" Hillary I'd feel bad for decades of alcohol, poor diet, and sloth leading to a body decaying before your eyes*

* Eyes that you she gets to use to look through glasses the rest of us ordered out of the back of comic books in the 70s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (VgKNm)

28 Sluching Over was John Lennon's best solo tune.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (bFsC3)

29 She's more machine now than man, twisted and evil

Posted by: josephistan at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

30 New Zealand is pretty. That is allegedly where the super rich are building their survival resorts, in case nukes start falling, or in case the rest of us find out what seditious crooks they all are.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (bT8Z4)

31 Hillary is the reason for my decision to live in total sobriety. I refuse to end up like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (KP5rU)

32 I threw my back out role playing the Wicked Witch and Huma was Dorthy.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (MuTTO)

33 Help us Mothra!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (T71PA)

34
She really is morphing into Davros - INEBRIATE!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (SiINZ)

35 In the interest of science and the public good, I demand to see her naked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (EoRCO)

36 29 She's more machine now than man, twisted and evil
Posted by: josephistan


okay, we're done here, #29 ends the thread, time for a new one

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

37 Remember those extended campaign breaks? He head was in a jar getting rejuvenated.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (x6GiH)

38 If MechaHillary runs and gets elected in 2020 she will keep us from getting rocket launchers through the Heavy Weapons Show loophole!

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (bZ7mE)

39 Kuru, booze, and evil is a hell of a speedball.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)

40 Its to keep me from falling on my crooked ass....*hic*

Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

41 In the interest of science and the public good, I demand to see her naked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (EoRCO)
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Oh dear heavens, I hope you're not serious.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (oMtOd)

42 Fun Fact: There is a pintle hook on Hillary's exoskeleton that fits perfectly with Huma's collar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (pw+jk)

43 34.
DONATE! NOMINATE! DO NOT INVESTIGATE!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

44 You know, White Russians probably had enough milk in them to stave this off for another decade or more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (VgKNm)

45 Back brace, bullet proof vest, or extra large camelback filled with vodka?

Posted by: LASue at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (o4zZv)

46


I don't see anything rigid that looks like it ends around the mid-thoracic with a straight line:

https://tinyurl.com/ybttaml9

Either it is a vest (in which case, nothing for Billy Jeff?) or it's some type of robot suit with a built in jetpack that activates via ethanol secreted from the pores.

It's one or the other, definitely.

Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 07:56 PM (co1DC)

47 Someone should insert Hillary into scenes from Machinca.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

48 Exoskeleton remotely controlled by the DNC.

For a contribution of $1,000,000 you can have joy-stick control of Hillary for 5 minutes. There's an override so you can't walk her into a wall or over a cliff. But other than that, fun times!

Posted by: hepcat at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (5b+Sr)

49 In a future appearance her head and body will arrive separately.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (x6GiH)

50 "Back brace, bullet proof vest, and extra large camelback filled with vodka"

Fify

Posted by: Hillbot2020 at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

51 > In the interest of science and the public good, I demand to see her naked.


Dude. It's getting toward dinner time for some of us.

Posted by: TV Perv at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (GXOTw)

52 Battery Pack? Exoskeleton confirmed? Gin processing aid to help her liver?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (0OmEj)

53 She's giving John McCain a run for his money in the category of, "Wierdest end of life vanity."

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (sRczR)

54 I mean a Lizard wearing a Hillary suit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:49 PM (2DOZq)


How do we know it's not a giant cockroach wearing a Hillary suit, a la the Edgar suit in Men In Black? The fit and gait are almost identical.

Posted by: Bert G at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (yzxic)

55 Back brace, bullet proof vest, or extra large camelback filled with vodka?

Posted by: LASue

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AND... and.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (pw+jk)

56 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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They're bitter becauset we get to have guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (cp1if)

57 Lots of nice places to hike in New Zealand, Mrs. President Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (VgKNm)

58 She scammed the 6 billion from the State Dept but even that isn't enough to this bitch upright.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (NZdH1)

59 For a contribution of $1,000,000 you can have joy-stick control of Hillary for 5 minutes. There's an override so you can't walk her into a wall or over a cliff. But other than that, fun times!
Posted by: hepcat at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (5b+Sr)

I wish I had that kind of dough.

I'd make her do the Hokey Pokey.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (T71PA)

60 In the interest of science and the public good, I demand to see her naked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2018 07:55 PM (EoRCO)



Slick Willie: Are fucking crazy?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (SiINZ)

61 Levin about to fisk Schneiderman.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (bFsC3)

62 Whetting our appetites for more, Yashar Ali says:

I'm told there is a significant story coming out about a longtime Trump foe that will no doubt delight the President. It could easily have an impact on legal matters, but it will definitely dominate the news cycle. Story could be out as soon as tonight.

Maybe it's this:

NY AG ACCUSED OF BEATING WOMEN
#METOO PROSECUTOR
THREATENED TO KILL, TAP PHONES?

But I'm.hoping for more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)

63 exoskeleton - she's fighting the xenomorph queen for stealing her act.

Posted by: josephistan at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

64 Did you know Hillary was really the robot in Metropolis?

Posted by: William Eaton at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (MuTTO)

65 In the picture with the NZ Prime Minister linked by Ace to Weasel Zippers Hillary looks terrible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (tpDAe)

66 Maybe it's a neck brace. Something fake to inspire sympathy.

Has anyone seen Bill lately?

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (611Lm)

67 Maybe the Russians actually hacked Hillary

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (x6GiH)

68 Ohhh..... so THAT's where the server went...

Posted by: Don Q at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

69 AND... and.
Posted by: Jukin
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It could be Camelback tank, to capture the vitriol overflow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (cp1if)

70 Do bulleted proof vests stick out at the top like that?. I don't think so

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (tpDAe)

71 I've tried and tried but the best I can come up with is
"The Hunchbacked Notorious Dame".
Sorry

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

72

Many insects have exoskeletons.


Yeah, but who has one that formerly belonged to a Borg Queen?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (GdWl+)

73 70: NO

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (KP5rU)

74 Has Hillary ever taken the Turing test?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (x6GiH)

75

http://specialneedsequipment.eu/userfiles
/productlargeimages/product_2118.jpg

Maybe?

Nah, I'm still going with ethanol jetpack.

Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (co1DC)

76 17 Who's crooked now, Donald?
Posted by: Mecha Hillary at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (+Ty8m)

+++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (Kcf2u)

77 TuCa complete fucking idiot guest of the night says Mueller is all about trying to find out why Trump is trying to hide his collusion with RUSSIANS.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (Eu5eZ)

78 > "The Hunchbacked Notorious Dame".

If she started up her law practice again she could call it "Quasi-Legal".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (GXOTw)

79 I got $100 that says Rudy and PDT leaked this.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (NZdH1)

80 Maybe she threw her back out throwing an ashtray or something.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

81 We are pleased to announce that Secretary Clinton is a happy customer of our new Camelbak Vodka-Tonic hydration vest!

Posted by: Camelbak at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (DuAZ5)

82 1947: Hillary born.
1947: Evidence of UFO Alien Landing in Roswell, NM.

Coincidence? I don't think so ....

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (BiLU+)

83 Has Hillary ever taken the Turing test?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Um... which test?.

Posted by: Huma at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (FJXGr)

84 52 Battery Pack? Exoskeleton confirmed? Gin processing aid to help her liver?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 07, 2018 07:57 PM (0OmEj)

Alcohol based coolant.... she just drinks to replace the coolant in her primary loop...

Posted by: Don Q at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

85 MechaHillary is POWERFUL!

Posted by: Jake Tapper, Bestselling Author at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (953wK)

86 I've tried and tried but the best I can come up with is
"The Hunchbacked Notorious Dame".
Sorry
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

That's actually good.

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (sRczR)

87 83. I know, right?

V-K

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)

88 Has Hillary ever taken the Turing test?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (x6GiH)

It has been tried but her answer to any question is always "Fuck off"

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (T71PA)

89 Maybe she threw her back out throwing an ashtray or something.
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)


Throwing back a fifth of Maker's Mark, more likely.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (953wK)

90 80 Maybe she threw her back out throwing an ashtray or something.
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

Well.... She and Bill DID arrive in different cars...

Posted by: Don Q at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (NgKpN)

91 80 Maybe she threw her back out throwing an ashtray or something.
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)



Or, ya know, the constant falling down thing.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)

92 "Alcohol based coolant.... she just drinks to replace the coolant in her primary loop..."

Just stand back when she vents.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

93 Fuck Hillary with a rusty bent crowbar covered with dogshit.

But not My crowbar.

YOUR rusty bent crowbar.

That is all.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (A3b6q)

94 President Tim Kaine.

Think about it.

Sickly Hillary (TM) would have put us a half step away from that disaster.

Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (0s3bJ)

95 Only white human supremacists would have a problem with Queen Hillary.

Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (LNPd9)

96 > Has Hillary ever taken the Turing test?

Also: what about the Voight-Kampff Empathy Test?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (GXOTw)

97 Yeah, NZ is such a sad case. Spectacular place, absolutely first-rate history of responsible adult behavior and punching above their weight in big int'l events - but now, politically, about as stupid and useless as Portland or Berkeley or Santa Monica.


Of course the pattern is tragically widespread. Australia to some extent. Norway. The UK itself, of course.


All places with the sense and grit to help save civilization a generation ago. Now - part of the problem.


Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

98 Hillator?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (0tfLf)

99


She must smell even worse now.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (AASEZ)

100 So Hillary meets with NZ president.

Kerry meets with Iranians.

Will someone please tell these fucks that they lost?

I don't care that they're doing it, go ahead, have fun you deluded weirdos.

But it's just so damn sad and depressing to watch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)

101 66 Maybe it's a neck brace. Something fake to inspire sympathy.

Has anyone seen Bill lately?

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo at May 07, 2018 07:59 PM (611Lm)

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He's doing two shows a night onstage at Pedo Island, raking in $500,000 per show.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (BiLU+)

102 Do will still say dames?

I though it was broads now. Can't keep up with this PC shit anymore.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (+lOpA)

103 They're trying to thaw her out from the hyperbaric chamber.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (NZdH1)

104 Her diaper is actually full of 3 in one oil.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (x6GiH)

105 86 I've tried and tried but the best I can come up with is
"The Hunchbacked Notorious Dame".
Sorry
Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

That's actually good.
Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 08:02 PM (sRczR)

I would used Noted Damned only because dame indicates a degree of attractiveness.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

106 So she sold us out to NEW ZEALAND ? They only driver 45mph there and no guns. I would just die of old age driving. Wouldn't need a gun.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (bXsLi)

107 She must smell even worse now.


lol

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:04 PM (+lOpA)

108 Gentlemen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic alcoholic lesbian.

Hillary Clinton will be that man. Better than she was before.... more bitter, wronger, faster

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (k5hWy)

109 102. Yep. These twists get all hysterical.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (fA1SL)

110 Yeah, NZ is such a sad case. Spectacular place, absolutely first-rate
history of responsible adult behavior and punching above their weight in
big int'l events - but now, politically, about as stupid and useless as
Portland or Berkeley or Santa Monica.





Of course the pattern is tragically widespread. Australia to some extent. Norway. The UK itself, of course.





All places with the sense and grit to help save civilization a generation ago. Now - part of the problem.





Sad!
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Don't forget Finland. They just decided a 23 year old Muslim did not rape a 10 year old girl because there was not force involved.

Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (0s3bJ)

111 "The Hunchbacked Notorious Dame".

-
E for effort.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)

112 > I though it was broads now.

"Broads" was last week. This week it's "skirts".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (GXOTw)

113 Is her colostomy bag line showing?

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (bXsLi)

114 I knew it! She has the Purple Plaid Plutonium Powered Panzer Pantsuit!

The Saga of the Golden Scalp Weasel has predicted accurately! Amazing! Astounding! Horrifying!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (0QYMt)

115 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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They're bitter becauset we get to have guns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (cp1if)


They're bitter because Australia gets kangaroos and surfing, and they just get rugby and those weird flightless forest parrots I saw on David Attenborough's BBC PLANET EARTH a while back.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (953wK)

116 President Tim Kaine.

Think about it.

Sickly Hillary (TM) would have put us a half step away from that disaster.
Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (0s3bJ)

President Bill Clinton returns, you just thought the 1st go 'round was a Constitutional Crisis!

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (sRczR)

117 You mean all that tripping, stumbling and falling could have been fixed with a little WD-40?

Posted by: hepcat at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (5b+Sr)

118 TuCa complete fucking idiot guest of the night says Mueller is all about trying to find out why Trump is trying to hide his collusion with RUSSIANS.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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Apparently, these assholes practice in front of a mirror. They strive to appear serious while making outrageously, transparently, stupid assertions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (5OO3x)

119 She must smell even worse now.





Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere

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Cabbage, booze, WD-40, and a hint of hydraulic fluid...and human waste.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (pw+jk)

120 That's a relief. Hillary is at least half human.

Posted by: hepcat at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (5b+Sr)

121 John McCain Dies like Giraffes give Birth.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (bFsC3)

122 New Zealand is Australia's Canada.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (953wK)

123 Seriously, Hilary probably fell down and broke something. At this rate, she probably won't even be able to stand up in 2020, let alone lose her third consecutive bid for POTUS.

Posted by: looking closely at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (0hzM1)

124 Does it have a bottle opener?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (O5Q3r)

125 New Zealand does have the Haka, which is kind of cool

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (x6GiH)

126 Hillary was in Kiwiland because she heard you could get prescription strength blue emu OTC there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (Eu5eZ)

127 TuCa complete fucking idiot guest of the night says Mueller is all about trying to find out why Trump is trying to hide his collusion with RUSSIANS.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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Apparently, these assholes practice in front of a mirror. They strive to appear serious while making outrageously, transparently, stupid assertions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 08:06 PM (5OO3x)


To be fair, I think that Carlson practices the Tucker Face in front of a mirror, too.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (953wK)

128 John McCain Dies like Giraffes give Birth.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (bFsC3)

Heh

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (T71PA)

129 Ben, the four little kittens are doing well, thank you for asking.

the most dashing one is a black tiger with a narrow vertical stripe down the middle of its face. maybe I'll name him Iago.

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (uJ09Y)

130 Cabbage, booze, WD-40, and a hint of hydraulic fluid...and human waste.


And sodomy and the whip.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

131 'John McCain Dies like Giraffes give Birth'

Lol and I never do that.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

132 > Does it have a bottle opener?

I understand that Huma is quite fond of the vibrator attachment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 08:08 PM (GXOTw)

133 New Zealand does have the Haka, which is kind of cool
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (x6GiH)


THAT'S IT!

Hillary threw her back out trying to do a haka!

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:09 PM (953wK)

134 #12. I'm sure there are a good number who know the scoop on Hilary's real medical condition. It will probably leak eventually, though it may not happen until after she's gone.

Best candidate theories I've heard so far are Parkinsonism, and alcoholism, and they're not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: looking closely at May 07, 2018 08:09 PM (0hzM1)

135 >>New Zealand is pretty

Whole lot of Democrats agree. In March 2016, Comey was in New Zealand to meet with NZ AG. It was also reported the meeting was to lay the groundwork for an Obama visit which didn't happen till he got out of office.

The PM at the time was John Key. He was just starting to be investigated for funneling almost $14 million of NZ tax dollars to the Clinton Foundation.

Key unexpectedly announced his resignation as PM of New Zealand on December 3, 2016 shortly after Trump beat Hillary.

Just coincidences Im sure.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

136
Apparently, these assholes practice in front of a mirror. They
strive to appear serious while making outrageously, transparently,
stupid assertions.
--

Yeah, I know a bunch of people who really believe this crap. Really. They really do believe it. It's not "acting."

In fact, I just talked to someone today who is voting for the demo-hindu running for governor in MI that is convinced that the state has more than enough money to implement single payer health care and fix all the roads. More than enough money.

/shakes head.

Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2018 08:09 PM (0s3bJ)

137 119. Distinguished from identical bouquet associated with Soviet BMP by the latter's superior stability.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

138 Oh, great Goodstein on TuCar. How the hell does Carson stand this shit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (5OO3x)

139 Kiwi teat balm with lanolin heals purple goiters, gin boils, hip corns, alcohol induced rosatia and weeping bed lesions.

Posted by: 13times at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (K3B2k)

140 The Hillary picture from Ekdahl's tweet reminds me oddly of a de-helmeted Darth Vader.

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (953wK)

141 I wonder if the Kiwis were annoyed by the sound the servomotors made when she turned her head...

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (1FhAQ)

142 > the state has more than enough money to implement single payer health care and fix all the roads. More than enough money.

Well, yeah. It's the *government*, dude. The government can't run out of money.

These people think of "the government" the way that five year olds think of Santa Claus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (GXOTw)

143 They are insane leftys shibumi. There is no reasoning with them because they have a mental disorder that prevents them from thinking rationally.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

144 With her new improved exoskeleton, she can power nap standing up while "Beefy" continues to move her body to it's next assigned appearance.


Losing the presidency has crushed her! Her body is dying piece by piece but "THEY" won't let her die. She is a prisoner of "THEM" and "THEY" need her alive to continue the graft.


Oh the humanity.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (7+qdf)

145 TuCa: Give me just one reason why I should not be laughing at your argument.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (pw+jk)

146 Does Hillary keep the All Blacks schedule in her purse along with the hot sauce?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (x6GiH)

147 Don't forget Finland. They just decided a 23 year old Muslim did not rape a 10 year old girl because there was not force involved.
Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2018 08:05 PM (0s3bJ)


Finland, Finland, Finland!
The country where I'd like to be . . .

(Monty Python)

https://youtu.be/baHsoEAAMZU

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:12 PM (953wK)

148 Chelsea, I'm your father.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (pw+jk)

149 Hey Ace,
I got the 12 Rules by Peterson on my kindle today. When's the book club?
He's actually speaking here in Austin on the 31st but it's sold out.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (kufk0)

150 BEEP BEEP

Posted by: CPT Hillary Rosen-Pike at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (NL6wI)

151 Hyper alloy combat chassis, very tough. Hard to spot despite the rubber skin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

152 NY AG is going down for assaulting 4 women and threatening them with wiretaps.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd84or3k
NewYorker article

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (N5dam)

153 I wonder if the Kiwis were annoyed by the sound the servomotors made when she turned her head...

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 07, 2018 08:10 PM (1FhAQ)

I wonder how she go the plutonium powerpack into New Zealand. They are famously anti-nuke.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (0QYMt)

154 so she went to complain to good white people (not americans) about bad white people (americans). sounds like something drumpf can learn from so he stops dividing us and all the other hookie kookie nonsense the left spouts.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:14 PM (sB8d1)

155 They have duct-taped her to a bollard. If only I'd thought of that!

Posted by: Bill C. from anywhere but Chappaqua at May 07, 2018 08:14 PM (nBBdT)

156 NY AG is a complete asshole. Could not happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: NCKate at May 07, 2018 08:14 PM (2JPD0)

157 Did the PM of New Zealand run in the Derby this weekend?
Just saw a picture of her with Hillary and thought, "I'd like to feed her a carrot.".

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 08:14 PM (bFsC3)

158 Apparently, these assholes practice in front of a mirror. They
strive to appear serious while making outrageously, transparently,
stupid assertions.

I get a disturbing image from the concept of assholes practicing in front of a mirror.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:14 PM (x6GiH)

159 New Zealand does have the Haka, which is kind of cool

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:07 PM (x6GiH)



Hey don't sell them short they've also have Flight of the Concords.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

160 Hillary still a little shy about her new strap-on.

Posted by: OCBill at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (df+Zi)

161 James Cameron is proud to present, Hillary Clinton in.....

The No-Term-Inator

Posted by: Han Yolo at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (k5hWy)

162 NY AG is a complete asshole. Could not happen to a nicer guy.

At least I paid my whores.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (O5Q3r)

163 Hey don't sell them short they've also have Flight of the Concords.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)



Hang on, Jerome!

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:16 PM (+lOpA)

164 I knew she was Mecha-Hillary when she wouldn't move unless those two tiny Japanese chicks started to sing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 08:16 PM (gC2IV)

165
She kind of has the Telly Savalas (after he broke his neck in On Her Majesty's Secret Service) look going on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

166 Hillary Clinton had zero people at her Inauguration.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:16 PM (+lOpA)

167 'The No-Term-Inator'

That's as least as good as the hunchback one.

Posted by: f'd at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (UdKB7)

168 >>At least I paid my whores.


But where do they go?

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (bFsC3)

169 NY AG is a complete asshole. Could not happen to a nicer guy.

To be fair I've never met any incomplete assholes

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (x6GiH)

170

James Cameron is proud to present, Hillary Clinton in.....

The No-Term-Inator
Posted by: Han Yolo at May 07, 2018 08:15 PM (k5hWy)



*thread winner!*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (GdWl+)

171 It's not a back brace, it's "The Bollard That Hugs You Back™"

Posted by: Hillary! at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (7ThJ3)

172 maybe sort of related, but I caught one of those clips of Moochelle yapping about women not voting for Hilly. M looks like she's gained some weight.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (KxbBq)

173 Question, does the Hillary exoskeleton have its foundation and anchor on her FUPA?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (pw+jk)

174 wow twisted sister devolving before our eyes!!
She's MELTING

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (ICWiF)

175 You are not supposed to take joy in the pain of others...

oh who am I kidding? Schneiderman! Hahahahaha!

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (jHrzU)

176 What will they say when she starts turning corners like robocop?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (7+qdf)

177 158. Autopetomainia is degenerate.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

178 shibumi, yes, perfect addition to the list: Finland.


Country of hard-asses who've covered themselves (reasonably) in glory in the recent past. Now? FFS.


filbert - what's the name of those birds again? The ones that look like parrots - and love to eat the soft plastic and rubber liners etc. on cars? During my month in NZ we did some one-day thing, came back to the parking area, sure enough, those f***ers were chewing on the exposed soft plastic of several cars.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (QDnY+)

179 It's gonna take a whole lot more than an exoskeleton, sugartits.

Posted by: Glass Ceiling at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (bFsC3)

180 To be fair I've never met any incomplete assholes
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:17 PM (x6GiH)



Goes hand in hand with a half-ass.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (+lOpA)

181 At least I paid my whores.
Posted by: Eliot Spitzer


Yeah, but that kind of makes them whores, doesn't it?

Posted by: Bill C. at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (7ThJ3)

182 Hillary is Blofeld ?

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (bUjCl)

183 Godzillary: Queen of the Monsters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)

184 100 So Hillary meets with NZ president.

Kerry meets with Iranians.

Will someone please tell these fucks that they lost?

I don't care that they're doing it, go ahead, have fun you deluded weirdos.

But it's just so damn sad and depressing to watch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1)

I do care that they do it. In Kerry's case, it is treason and punishable by death. In her case, she is just spreading the image of Americans as miserable whining losers. We aren't. She is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (7UW64)

185 NY AG is going down for assaulting 4 women and threatening them with wiretaps.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd84or3k
NewYorker article
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 07, 2018 08:13 PM (N5dam)



Ready to see the full potential of the internet memory hole?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (Eu5eZ)

186 Okay, I get that the seasons are reversed down there, but does anyone else find it odd that she never wears short sleeves? I don't think I've ever seen her in even three-quarters sleeves. To constantly be jetting around the world, standing up on hot stages, going to India-I'd definitely be wearing short sleeves!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (XKZwp)

187 The next time Hillary falls on a flight of stairs she'll go for a ride like she's on.a luge run.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (x6GiH)

188 Who cares? It's like wondering if Henry VIII was really as fat as his portraits.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (EUMr7)

189 It's gonna take a whole lot more than an exoskeleton, sugartits.

Exo-organs. Maybe a hook for hanging a little bag, a mount for a defibrillator, and some kind of automatic dosing for her medicines.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (9tO1t)

190 @152

He's going down the same way Andrew Cuomo is going down for corruption and impropriety, that is to say he is going to skate.

These fucks always skate.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (UfMVm)

191 Okay, I get that the seasons are reversed down there, but does anyone else find it odd that she never wears short sleeves?

=======

Because of FUAA, Fat Upper Arm Areas

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

192 Hillary is a great dancer. You should see her do the Robot.

Posted by: pep at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (LAe3v)

193 what tcn said.

Gah, I dream the courts prosecuting and punishing these assholes. By the book. but the book doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (uJ09Y)

194 filbert - what's the name of those birds again? The ones that look like parrots - and love to eat the soft plastic and rubber liners etc. on cars? During my month in NZ we did some one-day thing, came back to the parking area, sure enough, those f***ers were chewing on the exposed soft plastic of several cars.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:18 PM (QDnY+)


Web search sez that they're kakapo's.

(Extraneous apostrophe added because 'kakapos' looks really really weird.)

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (953wK)

195 30 New Zealand is pretty. That is allegedly where the super rich are building their survival resorts, in case nukes start falling, or in case the rest of us find out what seditious crooks they all are.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2018 07:54 PM (bT8Z4)

New Zearand velly pletty. Me likee nicee.

Posted by: Red China on the move at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (FRzJK)

196 Look at her face in the pink suit photo. She's lost a hell of a lot of weight. This is not a woman who is long for this world.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (at0s8)

197 I was missing an arc reactor and a Ironman nano suit last time she came to visit.


That bitch.

Posted by: Tony Stark at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (7+qdf)

198 I think maybe we should make a nice short list of all democrat men who HAVEN'T assaulted, raped, or committed pedophilia.

Would be easier than the daily lists of those who have.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (7UW64)

199 After failing Obama, how can we possibly carry on knowing we disappointed Hillary as well.

[hides sharp objects]

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (rdl6o)

200 >>Because of FUAA, Fat Upper Arm Areas


The Technical Term is 'Bologna Arms'.

Unless the woman is Italian.

Then it is 'Mortadella Arms'.

Posted by: Glass Ceiling at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (bFsC3)

201 192.
Hell yes.

https://youtu.be/z5U9QRiY46I

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

202 Yeah, it's infuriating to have these stupid, failed cretins like Clinton and Kerry barfing on the US overseas.


On the other hand, I want want want them in the US news as much as possible. Please. Non-stop.


Trust me on this one.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (QDnY+)

203 She has cankles on her elbows.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (+lOpA)

204 Apparently, these assholes practice in front of a mirror. They

strive to appear serious while making outrageously, transparently,

stupid assertions.



I get a disturbing image from the concept of assholes practicing in front of a mirror.


Posted by: Northernlurker
---
I was right there with you. We are some sick bitches. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (9rIkM)

205 Well, I suppose she had to show up in NZ after the last PM gave 14 million of NZ tax money to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (tpDAe)

206 196
Look at her face in the pink suit photo. She's lost a hell of a lot of weight. This is not a woman who is long for this world.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (at0s

Might explain the world wide bitchfest.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (7+qdf)

207 196 Look at her face in the pink suit photo. She's lost a hell of a lot of weight. This is not a woman who is long for this world.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (at0s

While vodka usually adds on the pounds, if it is all you ever ingest, I suspect you could drop a few.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (7UW64)

208 Disney had no use for the animatronic Hillary they had made for the Hall of Presidents so now they just rent it out

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (xU7mE)

209 If you get up early enough you can catch me walking my new robo dog from Boston dynamics...

Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at May 07, 2018 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

210 I think maybe we should make a nice short list of all democrat men who HAVEN'T assaulted, raped, or committed pedophilia.



Would be easier than the daily lists of those who have.

=======

Well Teddy Kennedy hasn't raped, murdered, or sexually harassed any women for about 3500 days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 07, 2018 08:23 PM (pw+jk)

211 Trump on Eric Schneiderman in 2013 tweet: 'Wait and see, worse than Spitzer or Weiner'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

212 Does New Zealand have an extradition treaty with the United States?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (roQNm)

213
Hillary needs a boa brace

https://youtu.be/YahOtMY_7tg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

214 I was kept out of office.exe because of the rampant robophobia in American Society.

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary, Powered by Vodka at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (Brjj7)

215 Hillary is Blofeld ?

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 08:19 PM (bUjCl)




Slick Willie: That's what you think. She ain't never blowed a fella

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

216 We ought to let slip to the Kiwis that, in talks with China, we have been hinting there are long-time US allies in the Pacific that we really no longer consider part of our security zone, or interests. Just in case China had any interest in pushing them around.


NZ would be top of the list.


Mull that while sipping your Steinlager, Ian.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (QDnY+)

217 I get a disturbing image from the concept of assholes practicing in front of a mirror.




Posted by: Northernlurker
========

Uh Huh.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (pw+jk)

218 I was missing an arc reactor and a Ironman nano suit last time she came to visit.


That bitch.


Posted by: Tony Stark at May 07, 2018 08:21 PM (7+qdf)

So you made the Purple Plaid Plutonium Powered Panzer Pantsuit? I thought you were a good guy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:25 PM (0QYMt)

219 Trump on Eric Schneiderman in 2013 tweet: 'Wait and see, worse than Spitzer or Weiner'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)



Trump for the win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

220 Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla."

Just because.

https://youtu.be/4e-jF54ziMY

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 08:25 PM (953wK)

221 Remember Craig Ferguson's gay robot skeleton sidekick? He went straight from there to the Hillary campaign.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:25 PM (x6GiH)

222 189 It's gonna take a whole lot more than an exoskeleton, sugartits. Exo-organs. Maybe a hook for hanging a little bag, a mount for a defibrillator, and some kind of automatic dosing for her medicines. Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:20 PM (9tO1t)

The kids love steampunk, right? Lockup that millenial vote!

Posted by: Steampunk Hillary! (hic) (shart) (vacuun pump noise) at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (FRzJK)

223 Has she gone to the Antipodes to channel her forebear, Sir Edmund?

Or to receive the spirit of a Maori Warrior Princess?

Isn't New Zealand where they still have The Shire? Maybe she's just visiting her Sackville-Baggins relatives.

Posted by: George LeS at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (/ki+X)

224 Here I come to save the day!!! *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

225 I could post something but that would mean there has been a new thread for around a half hour.
Good night horde.

Oh and if your up at 4am stop by for a cup of coffee

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (aC6Sd)

226
Whatever ad agency KFC uses should be taken for a helicopter ride IYKWIM. Sure, their food is increasingly bad and their stores dreadful, but no business, however badly run, deserves this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (b2gDQ)

227 In a way I feel sorry for her. Is there anything left of her but ambition for its own sake, self-pity, and spite? There was once a real human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit by bit, for power.

When her husband's cheating came out she gave up all self-respect in exchange for the promise of a Senate seat and Presidential run. I think that's when her soul died.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (at0s8)

228 "12 gauge buttplug autoloader"

"That's Italian, you might need a safe word"

"The .45 long-behind-slide with muff sighting"

"Phased double-headed rubber dildo in 40 watt range"

"Hey! Just What You See Pal!"

Posted by: Han Yolo at May 07, 2018 08:27 PM (k5hWy)

229 maybe NZ has spirit cooking festivals.

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:27 PM (uJ09Y)

230 Evan if she is cibernatic, Hillary would have been a better Pretitens then that rayciss Trump!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 07, 2018 08:28 PM (Brjj7)

231 If men go off half cocked, what do women do?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (x6GiH)

232 n a way I feel sorry for her. Is there anything left of her but ambition for its own sake, self-pity, and spite? There was once a real human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit by bit, for power.



Remember, Hillary was once a little girl with dreams, a very evil little girl, but the dreams were real.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

233 goodnight, Skip! sleep well.

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (uJ09Y)

234 Women go off only when fully cocked.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (at0s8)

235
In a way I feel sorry for her.

I don't. In a way I feel sorry she and her co-conspirators aren't in durance vile.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (b2gDQ)

236 200 >>Because of FUAA, Fat Upper Arm Areas
The Technical Term is 'Bologna Arms'.
Unless the woman is Italian.
Then it is 'Mortadella Arms'.
Posted by: Glass Ceiling at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (bFsC3)

***BINGO WINGS***

off filthy hillary racing mcstain sock

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (FRzJK)

237 I wouldn't mind seeing about 6 dozen GOP Congress critters wearing back braces.

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (/DvFd)

238 NY AG going with the Otter defense it seems... In a statement Schneiderman said "In the privacy of intimate relationships, I have engaged in role-playing and other consensual activity. I have never engaged in nonconsensual sex, which is a line I would not cross."

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (ICWiF)

239 >>There was once a real human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit by bit, for power.

This too is the story of Darth Vader.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (/tuJf)

240 That's it!

That's where that missing $6 Billion went from the State Department.

Yoga pants for the whole crew.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Spawn of Tyrants. at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (V8bv6)

241 Is there anything left of her but ambition for its own sake, self-pity, and spite? There was once a real human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit by bit, for power.

All to be the Lard Of The Ring.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (cp1if)

242 229. Speaking of - that witch Abramovic is actually OLDER than Felonia. Think about that, and then compare their photos. Nobody can tell me there's not something bizarre about the pair of 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

243 165

She kind of has the Telly Savalas (after he broke his neck in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service") look going on.

She looks like an amalgam of Blofeld and Irma Bunt, his killer henchwoman.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (KCyW7)

244 152 NY AG is going down

PHRASING!

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (1FhAQ)

245 234 Women go off only when fully cocked

Ask The Paolo.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (FRzJK)

246 That's not a back brace. That's a Kevlar-reinforced wineskin brimming with Hillary's favorite adult libation.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (J7XgW)

247 There was once a real human named Hillary Clinton

That's new to me. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

248 Never mind me
My flight out of Toronto is leaving an hour late

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:32 PM (x6GiH)

249 She looks like an amalgam of Blofeld and Irma Bunt, his killer henchwoman.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 08:31 PM (KCyW7)



Was that the Ruth Buzzi lady with the shoe-knife?

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:32 PM (+lOpA)

250 In a way I feel sorry for her. Is there anything left of her but
ambition for its own sake, self-pity, and spite? There was once a real
human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit
by bit, for power.


I feel no pity for her. She was supposed to be so brilliant, so superior to the common herd, yet in the end, she's rotten to the core. Faust was not intended to be a how-to manual.

Posted by: pep at May 07, 2018 08:32 PM (LAe3v)

251 Hillary is the gift that keeps on giving to anti-communists. I hope she diverted enough money from the CGI and campaign to keep herself alive and reminding folks of the true nature of the Dem party for a good long while.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 07, 2018 08:32 PM (eASYU)

252 I have thought several times when she is dressed with that cowl, she must be wearing a brace of some sort. It seems fairly obvious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (EZebt)

253 "In a way I feel sorry for her. Is there anything left of her but
ambition for its own sake, self-pity, and spite? There was once a real
human named Hillary Clinton, but she gradually sacrificed her self, bit
by bit, for power"



See: Nazgul

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (0QYMt)

254 208 Disney had no use for the animatronic Hillary they had made for the Hall of Presidents so now they just rent it out
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 07, 2018 08:22 PM (xU7mE)


That could be a threadwinner.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

255 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM (at0s

She was a self absorbed narcissistic bitch from before Watergate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

256 231 If men go off half cocked, what do women do?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2018 08:29 PM (x6GiH)

Wipe it off?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (BRvh1)

257 When her husband's cheating came out she gave up all
self-respect in exchange for the promise of a Senate seat and
Presidential run. I think that's when her soul died.


Posted by: Trimegistus
---
Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (9rIkM)

258 Schneiderman 2020: What's your safe word?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (Tnhbr)

259 When her husband's cheating came out she gave up all self-respect in exchange for the promise of a Senate seat and Presidential run. I think that's when she sold her soul. died.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 07, 2018 08:26 PM

FIFY

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (WyqH5)

260 That could be a threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

Agree.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

261 She was a stiff-necked people.

Posted by: Caliban at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (QE8X6)

262 NZ is a chain of volcanic islands

YOu gotta watch out for those cavitator machine attacks.

Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (LNPd9)

263 I feel no pity for her. She was supposed to be so brilliant, so superior to the common herd, yet in the end, she's rotten to the core. Faust was not intended to be a how-to manual.
Posted by: pep at May 07, 2018 08:32 PM (LAe3v)


Was I supposed to think she was brilliant all this time?

All I see is a preening mediocrity. Hey...that reminds me of someone...

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (+lOpA)

264 > "She looks like an amalgam of Blofeld and Irma Bunt, his killer henchwoman."
--Posted by: Anonymous 7



>> "Was that the Ruth Buzzi lady with the shoe-knife?"

Posted by: eleven

No, that was Rosa Klebb, another high ranking SPECTRE agent.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (KCyW7)

265 Hillary sucks,,,,, well probably not literally, but she sucks none the less. Ugly old sore loser.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 07, 2018 08:35 PM (txLae)

266 had a series 70 mk 4 go off half cocked.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 07, 2018 08:35 PM (FRzJK)

267 While Crooked Hillary was in New Zealand, did she check out the prisons?

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 07, 2018 08:35 PM (QE8X6)

268 Yeah, she was oddly siting ramrod straight in that interview last week where she said 40% of Dems are socialist. This just confirms it: back brace.

She is literally falling apart.
Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 08:36 PM (W+vEI)

269 So Ronan Farrow did the Schneiderman expose?


His appointment as some sort of aide to Kerry at State was beyond ridiculous - but the kid appears to actually remember what investigative journalism is about. Good for him (and all of us).


Didn't he break/work on another big one? The Weinstein case?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

270 >>While Crooked Hillary was in New Zealand, did she check out the prisons?


Maybe visited Kim Dotcom

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (W+vEI)

271 Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?

Heh, bring on the interns.

Posted by: You know who at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (LAe3v)

272 262 NZ is a chain of volcanic islands

YOu gotta watch out for those cavitator machine attacks.
Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (LNPd9)

My cruise'll be going around New Zealand this summer, any of you coming?

Posted by: Captain Kristol at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Brjj7)

273 Say what you will about Hillary, she appears very life-like. Impressive job.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Zdm89)

274 Between the NY AG and Gavin Newsome, I can't decide who is more vile.
Who bangs their best friend's wife and then has the temerity to run for Governor, unopposed?

Posted by: navybrat, being coy at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (w7KSn)

275 They love me in New Zealand. In the political correctness department, the Kiwis make the Brits seem like pikers. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

276 well, at least she gets to spend more time with her beloved husband

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (sB8d1)

277 271 Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?

Heh, bring on the interns.
Posted by: You know who at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (LAe3v)

Did somebody say "Binders full of women"?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (BRvh1)

278 The portrait of Dorian Gray in reverse.. somebody must have burned Bill Clintons official portrait. Have you seen the close ups of him lately?? wow.. He makes Keith Richard look like the gerber baby..

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (ICWiF)

279 268 Yeah, she was oddly siting ramrod straight in that interview last week where she said 40% of Dems are socialist. This just confirms it: back brace.

She is literally falling apart.
Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 08:36 PM (W+vEI)

One of her posse: Podesta or Huma or that scumbag Sid Blumenthal or whoever it is that is financing the foundation.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (1FhAQ)

280 "Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?"

I'm back! - Bill

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

281 Imagine if she had won...who would be doing the presidenting while she convalesced from her frequent injuries?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 08:36 PM (W+vEI)

If only...

Posted by: Tim Kaine at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (Brjj7)

282 273 Say what you will about Hillary, she appears very life-like. Impressive job.
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Zdm89)

She's a piece of shit!


Oh, you meant that rhetorically.

Very well. I stand by it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (BRvh1)

283 (OMG, what a delightful sock fail...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (BRvh1)

284 Hillary needs to be inside a Dalek travel machine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

285 Profiles in pity - Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Can the Santa of Death hurry up and take out the garbage?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (vV/gB)

286 Seriously - look at that ritual cannibal Marina Abramovic - born in 1946, and pictured below with at a film festival last year:
https://goo.gl/images/A3UdPN

Now look at Felonia. There's something going on with these two.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

287 The portrait of Dorian Gray in reverse.. somebody must have burned Bill Clintons official portrait. Have you seen the close ups of him lately?? wow.. He makes Keith Richard look like the gerber baby..
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:38 PM (ICWiF)

You just reminded me just how bad the Obama's official portraits are.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)

288 Mecha hillary. Back when she was flopping andvtwitching, I related a story about a classmate that had Parkinsons, her mannerisms and afflictions matched his. He needed one of those back braces.

She has Parkinsons. I bet 10 ampersands.

My classmate left school and passed away within two years.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (Dp6qK)

289 Republicans could also use a back brace, since they obviously have little backbone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (oYp/M)

290 imagine president tim kaine

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (sB8d1)

291 She could have been the first female president in an iron lung.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (vV/gB)

292 285 Profiles in pity - Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Can the Santa of Death hurry up and take out the garbage?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (vV/gB)



Death Santa. That's a goodn.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

293 When she does the obvious, does Tim Kaine have to succeed her as Bill's wife? I mean, that's the only office she holds.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (y3sT9)

294 libs be all like Pence is Handmaidens Tale...I'd say Hillary'd be like Red Dawn.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (sB8d1)

295 If it were anyone other than "picture of perfect health and woman who routinely runs up stairs with her coffee and tweets about how heartbreaking it is to break your favorite grrlpower heels while doing it" Hillary I'd feel bad for decades of alcohol, poor diet, and sloth leading to a body decaying before your eyes*

Her deal with Satan involved paying back on the installment plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:42 PM (oYp/M)

296 The Hillarybot breaks down into five different colored robot shitweasels to give each other alibis.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 07, 2018 08:42 PM (hZcQi)

297 Drunk, drunk, and drunk is no way to go through life, Hillary.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (toi7g)

298 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (Dp6qK)

The only reason she would not reveal it is that she wants to run or be appointed to something again. Otherwise, revealing it would be the best thing for her to garner sympathy and work on her legacy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

299 292 285 Profiles in pity - Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Can the Santa of Death hurry up and take out the garbage?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:39 PM (vV/gB)


Death Santa. That's a goodn.
Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

He's makin' a list

He's checking it close

He's gonna find out

Who's live or comatose

Santa Death is comin'

To Tooooowwwwwn!

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)

300 Bill Clinton not looking well at all..??

https://tinyurl.com/yddmmgtg

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (ICWiF)

301 293 When she does the obvious, does Tim Kaine have to succeed her as Bill's wife? I mean, that's the only office she holds.
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (y3sT9)

I was planning on retiring to pedo island, but...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (Brjj7)

302 If men go off half cocked, what do women do?

Sleep in the puddle?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (0tfLf)

303 296 The Hillarybot breaks down into five different colored robot shitweasels to give each other alibis.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 07, 2018 08:42 PM (hZcQi)

Like Voltron, but with less virtue and more grain alcohol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (BRvh1)

304 Exoskeleton?? It looks more like farm machinery. Like they use in Macedonia, to harvest content.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (donMa)

305 F Schneiderman. Couldn't happen to a more deserving political hack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (Dp6qK)

306 13 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)


Why we tested nukes on Eniwetok, etc. when New Zealand was in the neighborhood is a mystery to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (oYp/M)

307 If the AG resigns Cuomo will just appoint another Trump hating Liberal.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PvFoN)

308 imagine president tim kaine

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM

It's like President Biden, but without all the "innocent" groping.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 07, 2018 08:45 PM (toi7g)

309
Beeeeeeeeep Beeeep Beeeeeeeep!


(LOL)

Posted by: Captain Pike at May 07, 2018 08:45 PM (7+qdf)

310


So when she fell down, maybe it was the exoskeleton shorting out, because she spilled straight vodka all over it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 07, 2018 08:45 PM (AASEZ)

311 The only reason she would not reveal it is that she wants to run or be appointed to something again. Otherwise, revealing it would be the best thing for her to garner sympathy and work on her legacy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (2DOZq)


My guess is that she's waiting longer, because if she reveals it too soon, people will ask whether she, or the DNC, concealed it during the primary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 07, 2018 08:45 PM (Tnhbr)

312 Her exoskeleton was almost like a metaphor.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (QE8X6)

313 294 libs be all like Pence is Handmaidens Tale...I'd say Hillary'd be like Red Dawn.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (sB8d1)


I'm thinking more like "Brazil" than "Red Dawn."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (NL6wI)

314 Uncle Palp, I didn't really even know that Abramovic had developed the spirit cooking fetishism, until you told me.

I looked at the pictures, and I notice that A. looks healthy and younger than she should, for her age.

reminds me of that season of American Horror Story with the Coven, where Kathy Bates's character washed her face in blood.

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (uJ09Y)

315 You just reminded me just how bad the Obama's official portraits are.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:40 PM (2DOZq)




Gee, I don't know Bathhouse Barry in a flowery, pooftah setting seems right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (SiINZ)

316 Otherwise, revealing it would be the best thing for her to garner sympathy and work on her legacy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

Trump said he would not jail hillary. Trump knows. He's more compassionate than I am.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (Dp6qK)

317 297 Drunk, drunk, and drunk is no way to go through life, Hillary.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 07, 2018 08:43 PM (toi7g)

I need alcohol to recharge my power cells.

*hic*

Posted by: DistHillary, now with Automatic Transmission at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (Brjj7)

318 It's so mean when people say she has no backbone.

Posted by: Huma the Avenger at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (QE8X6)

319 She was supposed to be so brilliant, so superior to the common herd, yet in the end, she's rotten to the core.

Now who else fits that description?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (oYp/M)

320 Caps 1 - Penguins 1. End of 2nd Period.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (vV/gB)

321 Trump's freaking people out again. Like he has a time machine.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6uwmsy

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)

322 "I don't feel no ways tired."
HRCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (/DvFd)

323 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

Why we tested nukes on Eniwetok, etc. when New Zealand was in the neighborhood is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (oYp/M)

I do remember we were going to finally send a ship to a port in New Zealand in 2016 as an attempt to establish a Navy to a Navy working relationship again . I don't know if that was ever done. Of course not a nuclear ship though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

324 Hillary Clinton has become the real life Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road.

The even uglier lesbian version.

Posted by: Han Yolo at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (k5hWy)

325 > "300
Bill Clinton not looking well at all..??

https://tinyurl.com/yddmmgtg

If anything he looks *worse*, albeit without all the drunken raging, stumbling and falling down.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 08:48 PM (KCyW7)

326 260 That could be a threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

Agree.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)



11 year of mostly lurking and sometimes commenting and I finally come up with a winner... *fist pump*

Although... "Lard of the Rings" had me laughing too

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 07, 2018 08:48 PM (xU7mE)

327 300
Bill Clinton not looking well at all..??


I'd say a pox on his house, but that appears to be unnecessary.

Posted by: pep at May 07, 2018 08:48 PM (LAe3v)

328 Caps 1 - Penguins 1. End of 2nd Period.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:46 PM (vV/gB)


waitwaitwait... what if there were penguins, yeah? But they were wearing little caps?

That would be adorable.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 07, 2018 08:48 PM (y87Qq)

329 Between the Iron Lung, Colostomy Bag and Exoskeleton Hillary is holding up pretty well. Too bad she smells of talcum, urine and bourbon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (vV/gB)

330 238 NY AG going with the Otter defense it seems... In a statement Schneiderman said "In the privacy of intimate relationships, I have engaged in role-playing and other consensual activity. I have never engaged in nonconsensual sex, which is a line I would not cross."
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (ICWiF)


He was fucking an otter?

I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (oYp/M)

331 You don't understand. My exoskeleton helped me stand up for capitalism!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (QE8X6)

332 And wd40

Posted by: Animatronic Hillary at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (nzKWW)

333 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 07, 2018 08:45 PM (Tnhbr)

Good point. I agree.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

334
RoboShrillary -- lookin' FINE!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybb8bqp7

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

335 Is there any way her exoskeleton could cover her mouth? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2018 08:50 PM (QE8X6)

336 I do remember we were going to finally send a ship to a port in New Zealand in 2016 as an attempt to establish a Navy to a Navy working relationship again . I don't know if that was ever done. Of course not a nuclear ship though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (2DOZq)


If those useless twats in New Zealand ever need us, I recommend letting their call go through to voice mail.

The people I've known from New Zealand have been singularly and uniformly useless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:50 PM (oYp/M)

337 314. And here's the thing - Marina there, okay, Slav Master Race, fine. But her childhood was not exactly the Golden Age of Jugoslavia. And she probably has all the usual vices of the Slavs. And even if she didn't - that does NOT look anything like how a woman of her age should appear. Also - that's a news agency photo, not some studio job. That veshtitsa is preternaturally healthy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

338 All she needs now is a black Startrooper Helmet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:51 PM (vV/gB)

339 321 Trump's freaking people out again. Like he has a time machine.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6uwmsy
Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)

Trump knows what you weren't wearing when you fapped last.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:52 PM (Dp6qK)

340 hic

misfires

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (Brjj7)

341 "and over here I have a barely used exto-one. Formally owned by a sweet little old lady who only used it to visit New Zealand and while running for President. I can let it off the lot for 3000 and I'll give you 250 for your old walker. Whatta ya say?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (F8cRI)

342 Trump knows what you weren't wearing when you fapped last.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 08:5



He waits.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)

343 She kind of has the Telly Savalas (after he broke his neck in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service") look going on.

"On Her Majesty's Secret Service?" Is that the Huma Abedin biopic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (oYp/M)

344
She's in New Zealand?

You know whose life story was filmed there, do you not?

Sauron! * dunh da daaaaaaa! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (pNxlR)

345 The REAL FLOTUS announcing her program for kids BE BEST
goes to a CNBC vid on ewetewb
https://tinyurl.com/ycvc8hpq

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (uJ09Y)

346 What we need is for someone to hack her operating system.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (0QYMt)

347 306
Why we tested nukes on Eniwetok, etc. when New Zealand was in the neighborhood is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:44 PM (oYp/M)


? New Zealand is over 3300 miles from Eniwetok according to Google Earth.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

348 Finally, a politician I can stand behind.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (Brjj7)

349 She is really turning into a James Bond villain.

Now if we can only get Bond to chase after her with a helicopter so that he can drop her into a tall smokestack.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (xxG/v)

350 ? New Zealand is over 3300 miles from Eniwetok according to Google Earth.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)



That's next door in Pacific Ocean terms.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (+lOpA)

351 345. Yep. And notice - this program doesn't compel anyone to do anything, doesn't create 'victims, ' etc. Nope. It actively expresses an expectation OF the children. Very proud of FLILF.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

352 ? New Zealand is over 3300 miles from Eniwetok according to Google Earth.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)


Yeah, and Eniwetok is a zillion miles from America. So what? Why waste a perfectly good nuke on a coral atoll when you could torch an anti-American tumor in the South Pacific?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (oYp/M)

353 Well at least she's not wearing the blue sunglasses.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (vV/gB)

354 350 ? New Zealand is over 3300 miles from Eniwetok according to Google Earth.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

That's next door in Pacific Ocean terms.
Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:55 PM (+lOpA)


Exactly.

Also, my comment was a joke. Obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (oYp/M)

355 NY AG going with the Otter defense it seems... In a statement Schneiderman said "In the privacy of intimate relationships, I have engaged in role-playing and other consensual activity. I have never engaged in nonconsensual sex, which is a line I would not cross."

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (ICWiF)



Harvey Weinstein: Sounds good to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)

356 Bill Clinton not looking well at all..??

https://tinyurl.com/yddmmgtg


And that picture is from December, 2016! I'm sure, though that, like Hillary, he is in even better condition by now.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (7ThJ3)

357 Not read comments so where is Mecha Barbra Streisand??

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (4lR8S)

358 First it was the pantsuits to cover up the thunder thighs, fat ass and the colostomy bag.

Now it's loose fitting jackets to cover up the back brace.

It won't be long before they surgically attach a couple of luggage handles on each side of her to schlep her around.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 07, 2018 08:57 PM (DBPCK)

359 357. She's with her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

360 New Zealand is over 3300 miles from Eniwetok

Meh, close enough.

Posted by: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades at May 07, 2018 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

361 > "343
She kind of has the Telly Savalas (after he broke his neck in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service") look going on."



"On Her Majesty's Secret Service?" Is that the Huma Abedin biopic?

--Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Well, I can't top that.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 08:57 PM (KCyW7)

362
You cannot spell "Eniwetok" without "ewok".

* dunh da daaaaaah! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 08:57 PM (pNxlR)

363 Odds that Jimmy Carter says the eulogy for both Hillary and Bill?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:58 PM (vV/gB)

364 What we need is for someone to hack her operating system.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (0QYMt)

I wonder if she accidentally did a. Microsoft 10 update?

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 08:58 PM (WyqH5)

365 Not read comments so where is Mecha Barbra Streisand??

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2018 08:56 PM (4lR8S)

She's having an oil change.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (0QYMt)

366 My guess Hillary threw her back during a hot session of tentacle porn. Octopi will fuck anything.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (vV/gB)

367 345 The REAL FLOTUS announcing her program for kids BE BEST
goes to a CNBC vid on ewetewb
https://tinyurl.com/ycvc8hpq
Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 08:53 PM (uJ09Y)

sooooo.... She's... ahhh...

Making Kids Great Again????

/runs off giggling...

Posted by: Don Q at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (NgKpN)

368 Gov. Cuomo has asked Attorney General Eric Schneiderman to resign after being accused of abuse by multiple women in a bombshell new report Monday.

Love it when the left eats the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)

369 Ha. NY Gov Andrew Cuomo is calling on AG Schneiderman to resign.

Blue on Blue death match.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

370 State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman called his Sri Lankan girlfriend his brown slave and wanted her to refer to him as Master, the woman says.

Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam told the New Yorker magazine that her yearlong affair with Schneiderman was a fairytale that became a nightmare and quickly escalated into violence in the bedroom, even as he begged for threesomes.

LOL

And PDT is the racist?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (SjImc)

371 369 Ha. NY Gov Andrew Cuomo is calling on AG Schneiderman to resign.

Blue on Blue death match.
------------------------
Was he lying in the street with a $5k suit on when he said it? If not, he really doesn't mean it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (vV/gB)

372 Tentacle pr0n?

Kurt Eichmannwald in a threesome with Hillary and Huma?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (4lR8S)

373 Odds that Jimmy Carter says the eulogy for both Hillary and Bill?

The deuce, you say! My drafts are almost finished!

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

374 Blue on Blue death match.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

Two donks enter, no one leaves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (Dp6qK)

375 Don Q.

"Ponies for everybody!"



Yay!

Posted by: booknlass at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (uJ09Y)

376 Hillary has been allowed to skate on massive influence peddling schemes while Mueller looks at anyone who has ever been connected to Trump.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (/JJ3i)

377 Hillary sits straight like that when Soros' hand is up her ass working the mouth to make it look like it's talking. It wouldn't have mattered to Soros, Deep State and Co. if Clinton was clinically dead if she had been elected. Holograph Hillary would have worked perfectly fine.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (Mgkf9)

378 BTW, Hillary also went to New Zealand to, get this, whine about losing the election, complain about sexism, and bitch about Americans.

++++

It's better that way. The foreigners will listen politely as she trash talks Americans. Not like those rude Americans who keep telling her to STFU.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2018 09:02 PM (pvjTE)

379 Caps 1 - Penguins 1.

Why so cialism? What if the Penguin wants to buy more than 1 cap???

Posted by: Adriane the Economical Critic ... at May 07, 2018 09:02 PM (AoK0a)

380 OT but I'm watching The Terror and it's amazing. ... it's the story of the doomed Franklin Expedition not
the story of Bill and Hillary's wedding night.

Posted by: vivi at May 07, 2018 09:02 PM (11H2y)

381 At some point she's gonna have to wear a bike helmet at all times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:02 PM (vV/gB)

382
As she has been designated a "side 'o' beef", is Hillary properly described as "lot fed" or is she "free range"?

Asking for PETA ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

383 What we need is for someone to hack her operating system.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 08:54 PM (0QYMt)


And deprive of us of watching the T-1600 X (president) Model terminator from falling apart piece by piece?

I want this boat to sail slow.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Spawn of Tyrants. at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (V8bv6)

384 330 238 NY AG going with the Otter defense it seems... In a statement Schneiderman said "In the privacy of intimate relationships, I have engaged in role-playing and other consensual activity. I have never engaged in nonconsensual sex, which is a line I would not cross."
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 08:30 PM (ICWiF)

He was fucking an otter?

I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (oYp/M)
From Animal House the movie. Otter to Flounder when his brothersLincoln got shredded.. " You fucked up. You trusted us!"

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (ICWiF)

385 Schneiderman, Schneiderman,
Does what a political insider can...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

386 Did President Trump know something?

Almost five years ago, Mr. Trump tweeted that Eric Schneiderman, then the new New York attorney general, was worse than two well-known Democratic sex criminals.

right again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (SjImc)

387 I am seeing the chicks accusing Schneiderman, and my question is, how does he rate that level of tail?

Is he rich? It's not like he's fabulously handsome. Is the power of the New York Attorney General that much of an aphrodisiac?

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (jHrzU)

388 Ha. NY Gov Andrew Cuomo is calling on AG Schneiderman to resign.

Blue on Blue death match.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

That was fast.

What does Cuomo know and when did he know it?!

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (WyqH5)

389 Who's the hottie next to the purple moo moo?

Posted by: Cylon Centurion at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (LI5cQ)

390 I'm bringing new meaning to and taking back the phrase 'political machine'.

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary 2020 at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (Brjj7)

391 What does Cuomo know and when did he know it?!
Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (WyqH5)

Apparently PDT knew it at least 5 years ago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:05 PM (SjImc)

392 She's had her head removed from her ancient, decaying body and grafted onto a robotic yard Santa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

393
Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam told the New Yorker magazine that her yearlong affair with Schneiderman was a fairytale that became a nightmare and quickly escalated into violence in the bedroom, even as he begged for threesomes.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

394 Is the power of the New York Attorney General that much of an aphrodisiac?
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (jHrzU)


I wasn't gonna say nothin', but...

Posted by: Martin Van Buren at May 07, 2018 09:06 PM (y87Qq)

395 388 Ha. NY Gov Andrew Cuomo is calling on AG Schneiderman to resign.

Blue on Blue death match.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

That was fast.

What does Cuomo know and when did he know it?!

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 09:04 PM (WyqH5)

++++

Cuomo knew that Cynthia Nixon was threatening to eat his lunch since at least a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2018 09:06 PM (pvjTE)

396 385 Schneiderman, Schneiderman,
Does what a political insider can...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

Sorry, early threadwinner. You'very been schlonged.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 09:06 PM (Dp6qK)

397
"Sometimes, he'd tell me to call him Master, and he'd slap me until I did" said Shniederman's Sri Lankan sex slave.

Phillip Roth may have been on to something with Portnoy's Complaint.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:07 PM (vV/gB)

398 Please stop! I'll even click on a Yoko Ono link. I can't take anymore of this woman.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:07 PM (rdl6o)

399 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

I'll bet she's the life of the party. Sheesh.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 07, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7)

400 Gov. Cuomo has asked Attorney General Eric Schneiderman to resign after being accused of abuse by multiple women in a bombshell new report Monday.


With luck Attorney General Eric Schneiderman will call on Gov. Cuomo to resign after being accused of massive corruption.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

401 Oh - don't waste a perfectly good nuke on NZ.


Just impose some tariffs/fees/taxes - "Security Compensation Payments" - to recoup their share of the $$$$ the US spent during the Cold War so that they could play pretend-country in the South Pacific in peace and leisure. Charges would be calculated based on whenever it was NZ sent moonbat (late 70s?). Prior to that, of course, they were a serious country.


But I think *all* of the intel relationships in "Five Eyes" should have been drastically curtailed and subjected to far more skeptical review starting some time ago. We're getting a hint of it with the UK, and may actually get to see how bad it was if their role in the US Mega-Scandals is fully detailed.


You can't expect countries to become completely unserious on serious topics and to remain reliable intel allies, indefinitely. The stupidity and the anti-US bigotry and the arrogance are going to seep into everything.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

402 369 Ha. NY Gov Andrew Cuomo is calling on AG Schneiderman to resign.

Blue on Blue death match.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

Gillibrand has turned on Schneiderman as well.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 07, 2018 09:08 PM (Brjj7)

403 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam told the New Yorker magazine that her yearlong affair with Schneiderman was a fairytale that became a nightmare and quickly escalated into violence in the bedroom, even as he begged for threesomes.



Fifty Shades of Schneiderman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:08 PM (SiINZ)

404 It's one of those Assault Braces with the thing that goes up the back.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (djCea)

405
Shrillary in a candid shot without her exoskeleton

https://youtu.be/FM2JKBvaWeA

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (pNxlR)

406 John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on July 4, 1826.

Hillary Clinton and John Mc Cain will die on Halloween 2018.

Posted by: Kortezzi at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (HGwPM)

407 In a few years hillary will be doing a Christopher Pike.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (9Om/r)

408 399 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

Well we now know what community organizers are good for so its all good to know activists are good for.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (vV/gB)

409
Tentacle pr0n?



Kurt Eichmannwald in a threesome with Hillary and Huma?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2018 09:01 PM (4lR8S)


Only when Hillary dresses as Sailor Moon.

*I think I am going to hell for that one*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (0QYMt)

410 Grump: "With luck Attorney General Eric Schneiderman will call on Gov. Cuomo to resign after being accused of massive corruption."


Exactly what I was thinking.


Bonfire of the stupid corrupt Dem political wonder-boys. Sadly no matter how good it gets, there's no hope for NY, given the voters. Ditto for CA. But I thought I read where CT actually might see some sentient adults elected to state offices - which I find very hard to believe.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

411 I think she was wearing that thing on 9/11/16. The rigid posture in the Daily Mail pics made me think instantly of Grandma Wobbles propped against the bollard. And it explains why she so resembled a roll of carpet when her handlers tossed her in the van.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 07, 2018 09:10 PM (3dsTO)

412 "Sometimes, he'd tell me to call him Master, and he'd slap me until I did" said Shniederman's Sri Lankan sex slave.




CNN: What does this have to do with Russia or Stormy Daniels?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:10 PM (SiINZ)

413 Damn, I should have majored in activism.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:10 PM (vV/gB)

414 "We can make Hillary faster, stronger, bitchier..."

THE SIX BILLION DOLLAR CANDIDATE

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:10 PM (eMKNe)

415 His career has been renamed: Last Tango in New York

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 07, 2018 09:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

416 Dude. Did he call it, or did he call it?


In fairness, isn't predicting that the NYAG will resign in shame kind of a 50/50 chance? Like predicting that the Governor of Illinois will end up in prison.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

417 Hey everybody.

Talk about the older you get, the more you learn. I found out today that you can get thrown out of Whole Foods for not being "pure at heart enough." Who knew?!?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:11 PM (eMKNe)

418 Wonder if we're gonna get any decent detail on the budget rescission request from the WH tonight. Conference call was earlier, info was embargoed til 20 minutes ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

419 State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman called his Sri Lankan girlfriend his brown slave and wanted her to refer to him as Master, the woman says.




The brown slave. Oh those open minded, diversity loving, wymyn empowering Democrats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:12 PM (SiINZ)

420 Gillibrand has turned on Schneiderman as well.

She turns on everyone. Got to love her. She's a Doberman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:12 PM (vV/gB)

421 Bark like a dog and pee on my leg! Do it! NOW!!!

Posted by: Eric Speiderman at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (Tyii7)

422 363 Odds that Jimmy Carter says the eulogy for both Hillary and Bill?
-------------------

I thought Podesta delivered Hillary's eulogy in the wee hours of November 9.

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (/DvFd)

423 420. 'Sall right. She's got her own problems, with the Nxivm sex trafficking cult.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

424 >>>
State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman called his Sri Lankan
girlfriend his brown slave and wanted her to refer to him as Master, the
woman says.

Let me guess... A brown slave, a black slave, a yellow slave, a white slave...

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (djCea)

425 Boy do I have a vanilla sex life? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (SjImc)

426 Dude. Did he call it, or did he call it?





In fairness, isn't predicting that the NYAG will resign in shame
kind of a 50/50 chance? Like predicting that the Governor of Illinois
will end up in prison.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

Donald Trump may have been doing opposition research for self-defense purposes for a long time.
I know, speculation. But it would be fun if true.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (0QYMt)

427
brown slave


Please, it's "slave of burnt sienna"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (pNxlR)

428 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

*Bings*

OK, I'm calling her a 1. But I had to think about it.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

429 "406 John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on July 4, 1826.

Hillary Clinton and John Mc Cain will die on Halloween 2018."

It's open to debate whether Clinton and McCain are clinically alive now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:14 PM (Mgkf9)

430 422 363 Odds that Jimmy Carter says the eulogy for both Hillary and Bill?
-------------------

I thought Podesta delivered Hillary's eulogy in the wee hours of November 9.
---------------------
Good point. I wonder what John McCain thought of it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:14 PM (vV/gB)

431 He was fucking an otter?

I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 08:49 PM (oYp/M)
From Animal House the movie. Otter to Flounder when his brothersLincoln got shredded.. " You fucked up. You trusted us!"
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:03 PM (ICWiF)


I know. I was kidding.

Jeez, taken literally twice in one thread. Is the humor a little too dry? Hard to believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:14 PM (oYp/M)

432 Boy do I have a vanilla sex life? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (SjImc)



Racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:14 PM (SiINZ)

433
Talk about the older you get, the more you learn. I found out today that you can get thrown out of Whole Foods for not being "pure at heart enough." Who knew?!?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:11


Details?

Posted by: Infidel at May 07, 2018 09:15 PM (a3OL0)

434 427
brown slave

Please, it's "slave of burnt sienna"
-------------------
Nah. Cinnamon Service Animal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:15 PM (vV/gB)

435 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

I'll bet she's the life of the party. Sheesh.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 07, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7)



Only When she forgets the safe word.

Posted by: AG E Scheidmann at May 07, 2018 09:15 PM (Eu5eZ)

436 Owner of a Whole Foods Heart

Much purer than an owner of a Moron heart

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 07, 2018 09:15 PM (3dsTO)

437 FB friend posted, "last meal of the day: supper or dinner?"

I responded, Supner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:15 PM (eMKNe)

438 WhatWhatWhat, Yes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (eMKNe)

439 Ignore any connection between Schneiderman and SPitzer, we demand it!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (LNPd9)

440 "428 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

*Bings*

OK, I'm calling her a 1. But I had to think about it."

Yeah, it's probable Schneiderman got physical only after the bag fell off and triggered him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (Mgkf9)

441
In fairness, isn't predicting that the NYAG will resign in shame kind of a 50/50 chance? Like predicting that the Governor of Illinois will end up in prison.

===


Let's not exaggerate, it's 2 out of last 5

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

442 The New York Met is having their annual "Gala" tonight. The theme for the evening appears to be fashions based on poking fun at the Catholic Church.
I'm sure next year, it will be fashion theme for a burka.

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (e8kgV)

443 For the record, I do not seriously believe that "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" was a Huma Abedin biopic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (oYp/M)

444 Last month, when the Times and this magazine were awarded a joint Pulitzer Prize for coverage of sexual harassment, Schneiderman issued a congratulatory tweet, praising "the brave women and men who spoke up about the sexual harassment they had endured at the hands of powerful men." Without these women, he noted, "there would not be the critical national reckoning under way."



Funny thing about national reckonings...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

445 I hear McCain is threatening that if Trump shows at his funeral, his zombified self will rise from the coffin, grab Donald's neck and drag him all the way to hell himself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:17 PM (eMKNe)

446 NY Post head line. 'Jekyll and Schneid' ha ha funny shite right there..

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:17 PM (ICWiF)

447 Maybe the woke women of Hollywood are planning a remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Hill is going to audition for the lead role: The Hunchback of the al-Aqsa Mosque!

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

448 On one hand the AG is a sadomasochist pervert. On the other hand, his accusers are progressive bints who have no doubt referred to conservative men as scum.

I bet they still think that is the case.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

449 I hear McCain is threatening that if Trump shows at his funeral, his zombified self will rise from the coffin, grab Donald's neck and drag him all the way to hell himself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:17 PM (eMKNe)

Now I'd pay good money to see that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (SjImc)

450 "428 Harvard-educated activist writer Tanya Selvaratnam

*Bings*

OK, I'm calling her a 1. But I had to think about it."


She's a 0.1, on a good day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (oYp/M)

451 Not easy growing old

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (eQh3B)

452 WhatWhatWhat, Yes.

Yes, yes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (3dsTO)

453 Schneiderman! Schneiderman!
Does whatever a Schneider can!
Spins a web made of lies!
Abusing gals makes his willy rise!
Look out! Here comes Schneiderman!

Posted by: The Amazing Schneiderman at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (Brjj7)

454 445 I hear McCain is threatening that if Trump shows at his funeral, his zombified self will rise from the coffin, grab Donald's neck and drag him all the way to hell himself.
----------------
Naval Aviator - Big Watch - Little Dick. They all talk this way but never deliver.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (vV/gB)

455 Did John McCain disinvite the Clintons from his funeral? I'm thinking that could be the perfect venue for a world-shattering domino-like event.

Gentlemen, unleash the brown note generator!

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2018 09:19 PM (J7XgW)

456 444 Last month, when the Times and this magazine were awarded a joint Pulitzer Prize for coverage of sexual harassment, Schneiderman issued a congratulatory tweet, praising "the brave women and men who spoke up about the sexual harassment they had endured at the hands of powerful men." Without these women, he noted, "there would not be the critical national reckoning under way."

Funny thing about national reckonings...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)


Karma is a bitch. Oh yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:19 PM (oYp/M)

457 Nevergiveup, I hear PDT responded "I hate when that happens."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:19 PM (eMKNe)

458
Is the power of the New York Attorney General that much of an aphrodisiac?


Can't be helped -- "subpoena" and "voir dire" are phrases suffused with raw sexual power.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (pNxlR)

459 Notice how many nut cutting feminist have come out of the closet since Hillary lost? Its as if there is a correlation here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (vV/gB)

460 Bad news: McCain dragged PDT to hell.
Good news: PDT now running hell more efficiently...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (eMKNe)

461 Binary scale is too limiting, you have to allow for shades of gray

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (bUjCl)

462 Which picture is Hillary? They look so similar.

Posted by: Deplorable Chick at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (haWye)

463 She's a 0.1, on a good day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (oYp/M)


Yes. And what does that round up to?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 07, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)

464 I don't think Rand Paul is invited to McCain's funeral either. He's still pissed that Rand accused him of meeting with Syrian ISIS rebel leaders.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 09:21 PM (2DOZq)

465 411
> "I think she was wearing that thing on 9/11/16. The rigid posture in the
Daily Mail pics made me think instantly of Grandma Wobbles propped
against the bollard. And it explains why she so resembled a roll of
carpet when her handlers tossed her in the van."--Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

Yes, but the thing is Hillary physically looked *surprisingly* good during the presidential debates afterward, even in her camera close-ups. If those appearances alone were all that a voter had to go by in judging her overall health, who would suspect that she was deteriorating so rapidly?

Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 09:21 PM (KCyW7)

466 Donald Trump may have been doing opposition research for self-defense purposes for a long time.
I know, speculation. But it would be fun if true.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 09:13 PM (0QYMt)


Gathering intel is probably a survival skill in NYC politics, which are intimately convolved with NYC real estate deals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (oYp/M)

467 461. New ante-Hell expansion completed ahead of time and under budget.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

468 458
Is the power of the New York Attorney General that much of an aphrodisiac?

Can't be helped -- "subpoena" and "voir dire" are phrases suffused with raw sexual power.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (pNxlR)

The Paolo should become an AG.

Posted by: Paolo at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (Brjj7)

469 Bottom bitch didn't give daddy his cut!

Posted by: Eric "Role Player" Schneiderman at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (rdl6o)

470 450
She's a 0.1, on a good day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (oYp/M)


Naw, I meant ScoggDog's binary scale. Either a 1 or a 0. No in-between. It forces one to choose.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

471 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (vV/gB)

472 Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 07, 2018 09:21 PM (KCyW7)


My sympathy goes out to her gynecologist. If you encounter one who is roaring drunk by 9 am, you probably found him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (oYp/M)

473
How soon before Schneiderman claims the Russians hacked him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)

474 Schneiderman! Schneiderman!
Does whatever a Schneider can!
Spins a web made of lies!
Abusing gals makes his willy rise!
Look out! Here comes Schneiderman!
Posted by: The Amazing Schneiderman


I approve of this.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (LNPd9)

475 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head

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His would be.

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (IYUKP)

476 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Well, he knows how to give the people what they want.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (eMKNe)

477 In a few years hillary will be doing a Christopher Pike.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Minus the bravery and sacrifice to save others ...

Posted by: Adriane the Economical Critic ... at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (AoK0a)

478 461. You're gonna have a big, beautiful wall, with a beautiful gate, and the filthy Scandi Icebacks are gonna pay for it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

479 Naw, I meant ScoggDog's binary scale. Either a 1 or a 0. No in-between. It forces one to choose.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)


I know. It was a joke. Third time in this thread I've been taken literally.

0.1 on a binary scale ... joke, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (oYp/M)

480 476 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Well, he knows how to give the people what they want.
--------------
I'm guessing its all the Budweiser you can drink funeral.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (vV/gB)

481 Now it all makes sense. That is not a back brace. It's shoulder pads. Part of her New York Cubs fanwear.

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (/DvFd)

482 Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..

Posted by: Anonymous 7

----

Her gallon-a-day habit of adrenochrome isn't having the desired effect anymore.

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (IYUKP)

483 I was hacked by the RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary, Capable of Searching for 2.4 million excuses per millisecond at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (Brjj7)

484 So, this Rosie O'Donnell situation... You know what I think would be hilarious?

If Trump just preemptively issued a pardon for her.

He could make a statement along the lines of, "Rosie and I have had our differences in the past, but ordering for her to be prosecuted at this time would just feel overly spiteful to me. Instead, as I am every American citizen's President, I'd like to take this opportunity to bury the hatchet, and thus I am granting her a pardon."

She can accept the pardon, thus acknowledging Trump as her President, or she can refuse it because she wants nothing to do with poopy Trump.

If she accepts this hypothetical pardon, then any time she speaks out against Trump in the future she just looks like an even bigger asshole. If she refuses... then that door remains open to prosecute her, and it wouldn't even look all that petty to do so. I mean, hey, he used his most powerful option to try to protect her from it, and she refused his assistance...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (wSC8T)

485
Too funny!

Read the first three sentences of this "Naughty Multitasker" puff piece -

http://tanyaturnsup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/paper_crop.jpg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

486 Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..
=====

The best the local mortuary had on staff.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (nILVB)

487 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do


He knows it's going to be a Wellstonian event. Bet me!

Posted by: Eric at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (rdl6o)

488 Zombie McCain is going to go after Trump according to sources.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (/JJ3i)

489 461 Binary scale is too limiting, you have to allow for shades of gray
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:20 PM (bUjCl)

Hillary breaks the scale by coming in at a -1. She actively discourages people from even thinking about sex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (LI5cQ)

490 My mom had a giant, plastic brace after spinal fusion when I was a kid. We called it "Matilda" and have a picture of it "driving" the car on vacation. And yes, the bump in her clothes looked quite a bit like Hillary's.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (XKZwp)

491 482. Even walnut sauce can only do so much against Kuru, Korsikoff's, and PD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

492 Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..


Perhaps they used a mortician.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

493 My sympathy goes out to her gynecologist. If you encounter one who is roaring drunk by 9 am, you probably found him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:23 PM (oYp/M)


I should add that this was a joke, too. I don't literally mean anyone should go around checking gynecologists' drinking habits. You see, the joke is that anyone who has to deal with Hillary's cooch probably has to drink heavily before doing so.

Glad to clear this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (oYp/M)

494 @478 well, somebody has to ...

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (bUjCl)

495 I noticed I didn't get invited to McCain's funeral. And I would have brought the chips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (/7vVi)

496 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (vV/gB)

Well in the case of his funeral...count me in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (SjImc)

497 Going to OT in Pittsburgh

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (O5Q3r)

498 488 Zombie McCain is going to go after Trump according to sources.
Posted by: Cm9000 at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (/JJ3i)

How could you tell the difference?

More articulate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (LI5cQ)

499 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

500 479 Naw, I meant ScoggDog's binary scale. Either a 1 or a 0. No in-between. It forces one to choose.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

I know. It was a joke. Third time in this thread I've been taken literally.

0.1 on a binary scale ... joke, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:24 PM (oYp/M)


Sorry. My humor meter must be busted.

Moar booze! That'll fix it.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

501 Speaking of Rosie and mismanaged campaign funds...

Obama campaign to pay $375k fine for omitting some donors names in 2008 (link to WaPo)

https://tinyurl.com/y8ndht36

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (eMKNe)

502 470 450
She's a 0.1, on a good day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:18 PM (oYp/M)

Naw, I meant ScoggDog's binary scale. Either a 1 or a 0. No in-between. It forces one to choose.

I'm so old, it's been years since I saw an ugly woman.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (F8cRI)

503 Hillary has a sad and thought about moving to NZ after she got her ass handed to her by DJT..

https://tinyurl.com/y9etmo4t

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (ICWiF)

504 492. Them dudes what work on Lenin - they moonlight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

505 Does Hell have high speed rail?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (IqV8l)

506 495 I noticed I didn't get invited to McCain's funeral. And I would have brought the chips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (/7vVi)

Put me down for the Tequila.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (LI5cQ)

507 497 Going to OT in Pittsburgh
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Jeebus, can't Caps win one of these playoffs?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (vV/gB)

508 I noticed I didn't get invited to McCain's funeral. And I would have brought the chips.


I'll bring the beer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

509 471 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:22 PM (vV/gB)

Of course it is, you can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun' after all.

Posted by: John McCain at May 07, 2018 09:28 PM (Brjj7)

510 Yes. And what does that round up to?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 07, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)


-1?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:28 PM (oYp/M)

511 Death Santa. That's a goodn.
Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

He's makin' a list

He's checking it close

He's gonna find out

Who's live or comatose

Santa Death is comin'

To Tooooowwwwwn!

Posted by: joncelli,


NICE !

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2018 09:28 PM (unfdg)

512 504 492. Them dudes what work on Lenin - they moonlight.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

I think the guys who did the work on Lenin are a gap in your SMR theory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (LI5cQ)

513 "471 McCain acts like going to a funeral is a fun thing to do."

McCain's funeral WILL be a fun thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (Mgkf9)

514 Off truncated pervert sock!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (rdl6o)

515 482. Even walnut sauce can only do so much against Kuru, Korsikoff's, and PD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

----

I'd reply, but I have to go play dominoes on pasta.

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (IYUKP)

516 Hillary breaks the scale by coming in at a -1. She actively discourages people from even thinking about sex.



===

Old habits are hard to break...

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (bUjCl)

517
I'll bring the beer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

------

Um, do the words, BEER HEIRESS mean anything to you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (/7vVi)

518 411
> "I think she was wearing that thing on 9/11/16. The rigid posture in the Daily Mail pics made me think instantly of Grandma Wobbles propped
against the bollard. And it explains why she so resembled a roll of carpet when her handlers tossed her in the van."--Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

I wonder what the plan was to get her on and off Air Force One? There's no way she was going to risk ascending and descending that long stair-ramp to the main passenger deck of the 747, and especially not on camera.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (AMIL/)

519 It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (swEzU)

520 495 I noticed I didn't get invited to McCain's funeral. And I would have brought the chips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (/7vVi)


I have two questions:

1. Is George Soros invited?
2. Is it pot luck?

(Note to the literal-minded: these are both jokes. I don't think anyone issues invitations to his own funeral, and even if someone did, I doubt that Soros would be invited, and I can't see McCain's funeral being a potluck event. Once again, glad to clear this up.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (oYp/M)

521 512. Nope. Palpatine Theory of SMR includes - nay, requires - that the most expensive and important tasks be completed in a half-assed, 'Good enough, blyat, ' manner.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

522 He started calling me his brown slave and demanded I repeat I was his property.

I guess real estate makes Schniederman hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (vV/gB)

523 Maybe Cindy McCain will have John's ashes thrown into a vat of the beer about to be canned...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (eMKNe)

524 Um, do the words, BEER HEIRESS mean anything to you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (/7vVi)

I saw them open for Nacho Cheese at the rotunda in '93?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (LI5cQ)

525 518
I wonder what the plan was to get her on and off Air Force One? There's no way she was going to risk ascending and descending that long stair-ramp to the main passenger deck of the 747, and especially not on camera.
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (AMIL/)


Cherry picker.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

526 I would like to take credit for looking having advanced the exoskeleton theoy, only my version had stapled-on skin, as a sorry of techno-liche.

Posted by: Axebot at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (4Tntx)

527 Hillary Clinton, brought to you by Boston Dynamics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (/7vVi)

528 Glad to clear this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:26 PM (oYp/M)

*foot tapping*

Posted by: Karma at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (Dp6qK)

529
Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..


Bond-O's best customer!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (pNxlR)

530 >>Gathering intel is probably a survival skill in NYC politics, which are intimately convolved with NYC real estate deals.

Trump ran in the power circles of NYC his entire adult life. Business, politics, social, he was everywhere. And he was probably the only guy in the room who wasn't drinking.

I bet he heard a ton.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (/tuJf)

531 If the Santa of Death is listening, it would nice if he could pick up Ruth Bader and George Soros when he swoops on McCain.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:31 PM (vV/gB)

532 I wonder what the plan was to get her on and off Air Force One?

Conveyor belt. Like they unload the luggage.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (O5Q3r)

533 515. Looks like Schneiderman there also enjoyed dominos.

Fucking degenerates everywhere, it seems.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

534 rickl, not good enough. I'm sure Hillary would demand her own billion-dollar tax-funded elevator to get on and off of Air Force One.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (eMKNe)

535 Moar booze! That'll fix it.
Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)


Fair enough. It fixes everything else!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (oYp/M)

536 He's listing a make
Twicing it check
Out gonna find
Nice who's naughty

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (rdl6o)

537 Um, do the words, BEER HEIRESS mean anything to you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:29 PM (/7vVi)


"See here, ribs"?

Yeah... I'll work on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq)

538 442 The New York Met is having their annual "Gala" tonight. The theme for the evening appears to be fashions based on poking fun at the Catholic Church.
I'm sure next year, it will be fashion theme for a burka.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (e8kgV)

They should be bombarded with "My Church is not your fashion statement."

Posted by: George LeS at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (/ki+X)

539
523 Maybe Cindy McCain will have John's ashes thrown into a vat of the beer about to be canned...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (eMKNe)


Old Sourpuss Special Reserve

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (pNxlR)

540 At the rate she's going, Hillary expects to be 100% completely animatronicized by the year 2040.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

541 533 515. Looks like Schneiderman there also enjoyed dominos.

Fucking degenerates everywhere, it seems.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)


Next you'll tell us he enjoys soccer, the WNBA, and loves listening to Jessica "Mute Button" Mendoza.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:33 PM (oYp/M)

542 Krebs, with Extra Bitters

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

543 @504 their eyes weren't gouged out and tongues cut off after that job ?

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:33 PM (bUjCl)

544 532 I wonder what the plan was to get her on and off Air Force One?

Conveyor belt. Like they unload the luggage.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 09:32 PM (O5Q3r)

Like the scene from Airplane! or Airplane II?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:34 PM (LI5cQ)

545 539
523 Maybe Cindy McCain will have John's ashes thrown into a vat of the beer about to be canned...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (eMKNe)

Old Sourpuss Special Reserve
-----------------
I don't think Budweiser makes Gennesee Cream Ale.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:34 PM (vV/gB)

546 did Deep State PUSSY Chaffetz just put Trey Gowdy with Devin Nunes with Guts ???????? that ought to tell you ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT Chaffetz

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 07, 2018 09:34 PM (y3aQB)

547 I noticed I didn't get invited to McCain's funeral. And I would have brought the chips.

Posted by: Cicero

----

I'd bring my dancing shoes!

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:34 PM (IYUKP)

548 Whoever the cosmetician was who made up Hillary for those appearances deserved an Oscar nomination-- or maybe another team of technicians for "Best Special Effects"..
=====

The best the local mortuary had on staff.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 07, 2018 09:25 PM (nILVB)


It does take some work to cover up her raw meat turkey neck.
A reverse zombie mask.

Posted by: AG E Scheidmann at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (Eu5eZ)

549 Back brace? What a bunch of bullshit. It's a portable sybian.

Posted by: Hills at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (sXefu)

550 540 At the rate she's going, Hillary expects to be 100% completely animatronicized by the year 2040.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:33 PM (eMKNe)

I'll be 50 points ahead in the robotic vote!

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary 2040 at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (Brjj7)

551 Wicked Chemo Ale

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (rdl6o)

552 549 Back brace? What a bunch of bullshit. It's a portable sybian.
Posted by: Hills at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (sXefu)

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:35 PM (LI5cQ)

553 Little did we suspect that what was really deplorable, was our humanity. Techno-priest cults are kind of like that.

Posted by: Axebot at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (4Tntx)

554 At the rate she's going, Hillary expects to be 100% completely animatronicized by the year 2040.

Posted by: qdpsteve

----

And then she can be her own animatronic robot in the Disney hall of presidents!

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (IYUKP)

555 It isn't a brace. It is a restraint for the batlike demon wings that were part of the bargain she made with the Devil for the presidency. She said she wanted to win the vote for president in exchange for her soul, so the devil let her win the popular vote.

Posted by: thatch at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (+p2i/)

556 It does take some work to cover up her raw meat turkey neck.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (nILVB)

557 Botox on speed

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (bUjCl)

558 I bet Senator John Tester is hiring PR lawyers right now.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (jHrzU)

559 543. No need. Again, SMR theory explains. Self-attrition and lots of booze.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

560 558 I bet Senator John Tester is hiring PR lawyers right now.
-------------
Why Puerto Rican lawyers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:37 PM (vV/gB)

561 My friendsh, WARRGARBL!

*googly-eye*

Posted by: John McCain at May 07, 2018 09:37 PM (J7XgW)

562 442 The New York Met is having their annual "Gala" tonight. The theme for the evening appears to be fashions based on poking fun at the Catholic Church.
I'm sure next year, it will be fashion theme for a burka.
Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (e8kgV)


Now if you want to make fun of fashion, you'd think Muslims and the burkas, or the Hasidim with the ringlets and shit, would be at the very top of the list. Yet, somehow, inexplicably, the theme of the New York Met is fashions poking fun at the Catholic Church.

What fashions are Catholics known for? I can't think of any.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (oYp/M)

563 I can't see McCain's funeral being a potluck event. Once again, glad to clear this up.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (oYp/M)


Still bring the green jello with carrots in it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Eu5eZ)

564 558 I bet Senator John Tester is hiring PR lawyers right now.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (jHrzU)

It's spelled 'Jon'!

Posted by: Jon Tester, Grammar Nazi at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Brjj7)

565 559 543. No need. Again, SMR theory explains. Self-attrition and lots of booze.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

Between alcoholism and Purges, it's hard out there for the SMR...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (LI5cQ)

566 I'll be 50 points ahead in the robotic vote!
Posted by: Mecha-Hillary 2040


"Vote for me and I WON'T harvest your brain"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (eMKNe)

567 At the rate she's going, Hillary expects to be 100% completely animatronicized by the year 2040.

Posted by: qdpsteve

----

And then she can be her own animatronic robot in the Disney hall of presidents!
======

She's like the woman who gets sucked into the supercomputer in Superman III and gets turned into a hideous robot.

I was eight years old and saw that I the theatre. It scared the hell out of me.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (nILVB)

568 560. Cheap as Mexican lawyers, and many of them can even read.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

569 Burnt Toast, I think it'd be better to bring jello shots.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2018 09:39 PM (wSC8T)

570 RKae, no one would get out of that exhibit alive if that happened

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:39 PM (eMKNe)

571 Let's not exaggerate, it's 2 out of last 5
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

4 of the last 7

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Spawn of Tyrants. at May 07, 2018 09:39 PM (V8bv6)

572 565. Yep. Slavving ain't easy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)

573 Still bring the green jello with carrots in it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Eu5eZ)

Uh oh. When you see the green jello salad and Jello forms, you know that a terrorist attack is afoot. Fricking Lutherans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:39 PM (LI5cQ)

574 It's spelled 'Jon'!

Posted by: Jon Tester, Grammar Nazi at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Brjj7)


I think it's going to be spelled FORMER Senator Jon Tester, soon.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (jHrzU)

575 554
And then she can be her own animatronic robot in the Disney hall of presidents!
Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (IYUKP)


See #208.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

576 Why Puerto Rican lawyers?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:37 PM (vV/gB)


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Puerto Rican mall lawyers. The pinnacle of the profession, and you can get a henna tattoo too!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (/7vVi)

577 What fashions are Catholics known for? I can't think of any.
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It'd be pretty cool to dress up like a Swiss Guard what with Halberd and all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (vV/gB)

578 It does take some work to cover up her raw meat turkey neck.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius



Piss off! I was here first!

Posted by: Peter Dauououoouooo at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (LNPd9)

579 554
And then she can be her own animatronic robot in the Disney hall of presidents!
Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:36 PM (IYUKP)

See #208.
Posted by: rickl

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A very reasonable theory!

Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (IYUKP)

580 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
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OK that's spooky. She might be a witch, dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (UiRxW)

581 Down goes Schneiderman! Down goes Schneiderman!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (rdl6o)

582 What fashions are Catholics known for? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (oYp/M)

Those plaid school girl skirts that all the Japanese office ladies appropriated.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (Eu5eZ)

583 Dan Walker
Otto Kerner
Blago of the hair
Ryan the CDL merchant

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Spawn of Tyrants. at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (V8bv6)

584 Robosot!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at May 07, 2018 09:41 PM (wdRV2)

585 If she'd gone with a corset, she could have the back support and have a waist again.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 07, 2018 09:42 PM (5HBd1)

586 574 It's spelled 'Jon'!

Posted by: Jon Tester, Grammar Nazi at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Brjj7)

I think it's going to be spelled FORMER Senator Jon Tester, soon.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (jHrzU)

Not if we spoil the vote like back in 2012!

Posted by: The Montana Libertarian Party at May 07, 2018 09:42 PM (Brjj7)

587

Gee, I can't wait for the SNL skit on Schneiderman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:42 PM (SiINZ)

588 John F'n Kerry family ties to Iranians WTH??

https://tinyurl.com/y7o32enq

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:42 PM (ICWiF)

589 Those plaid school girl skirts that all the Japanese office ladies appropriated.
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Those were school girls. The knee socks. The knee socks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 07, 2018 09:43 PM (vV/gB)

590 The Hillorator: "I vant your pantsuit, your orthopedic shoes und your motorcycle".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 09:43 PM (/qEW2)

591 4 of the last 7
Posted by: Tim in Illino


Ok then

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:43 PM (bUjCl)

592 Gee, I can't wait for the SNL skit on Schneiderman

A parody cooking skit where he tenderizes a few assistants.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (rdl6o)

593 Schneider man already resigned. Heh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (gC2IV)

594 580. Pull up her Twatter and Instagram pics. She certainly does like to smear her face with some highly viscous dark-red liquid before snapping a selfie.

That kurva - if she ain't a veshtitsa, then there's no such thing.
* spits. Crosses self. Pours a vodka *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

595 I will not visit the graves of Senator McCain, ex-President Barak Obama, or Secretariat John Kerry. Nor even Jane Fonda's grave.

After I left the Navy I swore I would never stand in line to piss ever again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

596

Gee, I wonder what Dimmy Kimmel will have to say about Schneiderman. Or Colbert or the other politic hacks pretending to be comedians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (SiINZ)

597 590 The Hillorator: "I vant your pantsuit, your orthopedic shoes und your motorcycle".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 09:43 PM (/qEW2)

Your cash, give it to me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (Dp6qK)

598 >>>I'd bring my dancing shoes!<<<

About four hours of moonshine and clogging should cover it.

Posted by: John McCain at May 07, 2018 09:45 PM (J7XgW)

599 Puerto Rican mall lawyers. The pinnacle of the profession, and you can get a henna tattoo too!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2018 09:40 PM (/7vVi)


Leave Sonia Sotomayor out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:45 PM (oYp/M)

600 523 Maybe Cindy McCain will have John's ashes thrown into a vat of the beer about to be canned...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2018 09:30 PM (eMKNe)

Make a great super bowl
commercial...

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at May 07, 2018 09:45 PM (ICWiF)

601 Trump is the master marketer . I think he was only the 7th ranked real estate guy in NYC.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

602 Hillbot has an ATM upgrade planned for 2020. Swipe your card in her crack to be "with her."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 07, 2018 09:46 PM (Dp6qK)

603 McCain is a contemptible fuck, truly despicable.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 07, 2018 09:46 PM (/JJ3i)

604 Wow the Mets are actually one out away from wining a game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (SjImc)

605 Maybe it isnt a back brace. Maybe it is a listening device like the left claimed W Bush used in the 2004 debate with Traitor Kerry. Hillary must have a debate or serious inquiry (under oath [crosses fingers]) soon?

Posted by: Rex B at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (PQmzi)

606 Trump had a uge, beautiful entertainment empire

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (bUjCl)

607 Schneider man already resigned. Heh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (gC2IV)



He resigned over role playing? hmmm

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (SiINZ)

608 Schneider man already resigned. Heh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM
~~~~~

And another one bites the dust!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (HiDrR)

609 Adios amigo

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:48 PM (bUjCl)

610 Schneiderman resigned eh? Must have been more skeletons in the closet.

As someone mentioned above, he could always argue roleplay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:48 PM (LI5cQ)

611 Schneider man already resigned. Heh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM
~~~~~

And another one bites the dust!
Posted by: IrishEi


Not remotely adequate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2018 09:48 PM (LNPd9)

612
I will not visit the graves of Senator McCain, ex-President Barak Obama, or Secretariat John Kerry. Nor even Jane Fonda's grave.

After I left the Navy I swore I would never stand in line to piss ever again.

When these people die it should be a law that they're cremated so their graves don't become Superfund sites that we end up paying the EPA to clean up.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 09:48 PM (O5Q3r)

613 607. Nope. He copped to degenerate roleplay, which means what he REALLY did was far, far worse, and he's trying to cover that up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)

614
Has Trump tweeted about Schneiderman yet? It ought to be epic when he does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:49 PM (SiINZ)

615 State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman called his Sri Lankan girlfriend his "brown slave" and wanted her to refer to him as "Master," the woman says.

"Sometimes, he'd tell me to call him Master, and he'd slap me until I did," Selvaratnam said.


Uh oh ...

Let's see him wriggle off THIS hook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:49 PM (oYp/M)

616
So, all NY AGs are pervs.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (bUjCl)

617 Cuomo's attack dog resigned. Fuck him. Bet the next asshole is just as bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (89T5c)

618 Schneider man already resigned. Heh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 09:44 PM (gC2IV)



He resigned over role playing? hmmm
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:47 PM (SiINZ)



He used to joke about her forgetting that the safeword was always 'orange'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (Eu5eZ)

619 609 Adios amigo pendejo.
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:48 PM (bUjCl)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (oYp/M)

620 What fashions are Catholics known for? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:38 PM (oYp/M)

Pope outfit and angels. At least that's what Rhiana and Katy Perry wore.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

621 697 & 613. Palpatine first law of truth economy - nobody EVER admits to the worst of what they've done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

622 Uh oh ...

Let's see him wriggle off THIS hook.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:49 PM (oYp/M)

Yeah, not a good look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (LI5cQ)

623 Wonder if there are any films....

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM (bUjCl)

624 I am sure the next NY AG will be a rock solid Conservative?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM (SjImc)

625 So Schneiderman resigned, so what.
He will be replaced by another Democrat, equally reprehensible.
Democrats don't believe in God, they booted God off the platform back in 2008.
They are nihilists, one action is as good as another, no different, banging the help is no different than crossing the street.

Posted by: navybrat, being coy at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM (w7KSn)

626 IIRC Hillary disappeared for about three days before each major debate. Something to do with the drugs they were giving her I imagine, and conserving energy. Probably slept upside down like a bat for 60 hours.

Posted by: Mega at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM (rv0Fo)

627 So, all NY AGs are pervs.

Yet, somehow bed urinating prostitutes are a bridge too far!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM (rdl6o)

628 Caps win!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 07, 2018 09:52 PM (O5Q3r)

629 OK, he's into role play. Normally, I'd laugh that off. But in his case, I'm applying the same standard he would apply to someone else, viz., something that made an ayatollah look like an easygoing go with the flow guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:52 PM (oYp/M)

630 Cuomo's attack dog resigned. Fuck him. Bet the next asshole is just as bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (89T5c)



Slick Willie: If they need a replacement I'm free. BTW how many brown sex slaves can I have?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2018 09:52 PM (SiINZ)

631 @619 i accept your edit

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:52 PM (bUjCl)

632 The more serious allegation to me for an AG was the allegation of his drinking and taking half of the girlfriend's prescription for Xanax and telling her to continue to get the script filled.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

633 626. They have emails ofnher asking about modafinil. - a med I've taken for a decade now, to fight fatigue from PD. She's a profoundly ill woman, amd barely functional.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:53 PM (fA1SL)

634 Probably slept upside down like a bat for 60 hours.
Posted by: Mega at May 07, 2018 09:51 PM
~~~~~

I lol'd. Just picture it.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 07, 2018 09:53 PM (HiDrR)

635 I'm going to need more lube. And a wall outlet.

Posted by: Hills at May 07, 2018 09:53 PM (sXefu)

636 John Ekdahl sent over this other possibility:

I picture her upper body and life support equipment mounted atop a large, mechanical spider that she controls.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2018 09:54 PM (7ThJ3)

637 Well, he just sounds like a great guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:54 PM (LI5cQ)

638 Did anyone see this weird Hillary video dating from the 2008 primary season?

The Nightly Potato.
Episode 5 - There Will Be Blood.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5C50gj5CDrU

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2018 09:54 PM (t5m5e)

639 Yet, somehow bed urinating prostitutes are a bridge too far!




==


Best they could come up with on short notice and under budget

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 09:54 PM (bUjCl)

640 622 Uh oh ...

Let's see him wriggle off THIS hook.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:49 PM (oYp/M)

Yeah, not a good look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:50 PM (LI5cQ)


"You're probably wondering why I referred to my Sri Lankan girlfriend as my brown slave and slapped her when she didn't call me 'Master.' Now there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this, and you're gonna laugh when you hear it ..."

Yeah, I doubt it.

Imagine the scene at Exxon HQ right now ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 09:54 PM (oYp/M)

641 banging the help is no different than crossing the street.

Zhat's vat I've been zaying! Maria, vouldn't litzen!!!

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenegger at May 07, 2018 09:55 PM (rdl6o)

642 Good grief, this thread is starting to smell less fresh than Hillary's exosuit.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 07, 2018 09:55 PM (XKZwp)

643 It was good run for the Pens. Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 07, 2018 09:55 PM (89T5c)

644 No, just a server upgrade.

Posted by: Hillary Robot Clinton at May 07, 2018 09:55 PM (XcgmW)

645 626 & 633. Remember TGE talking about drug tests for candidates? Yeah - he knew, from the wikileaks, that Felonia was 'juicing.' As an alky, her liver likely couldn't handle the daily load of modafinil, so they had to be very careful about its use.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)

646 Has Hillary's brain been replaced by a cyborg brain yet? That would really worry me. She'd be up for a 2020 run.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 09:57 PM (/qEW2)

647 "614
Has Trump tweeted about Schneiderman yet? It ought to be epic when he does"

Gawd, it will be. Maybe Trump will just hold back and double down when little boys' underwear is found in Mueller's and/or Comey's and/or RR's trunk because you almost can feel it coming.


Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:57 PM (Mgkf9)

648 I'm shooting for that top ten sockpuppeteers list!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at May 07, 2018 09:57 PM (rdl6o)

649 Maybe Trump will just hold back and double down when little boys' underwear is found in Mueller's and/or Comey's and/or RR's trunk because you almost can feel it coming.


Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 09:57 PM (Mgkf9)

Maybe PDT will take the high road?

No jut kidding, it will be epic. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:58 PM (SjImc)

650 I have become one with my server!

Posted by: Mecha-Hillary Robot Clintron at May 07, 2018 09:58 PM (Brjj7)

651 Schneiderman quits as AG.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2018 09:58 PM (VBKy9)

652 Maybe PDT will take the high road?

No jut kidding, it will be epic. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:58 PM (SjImc)

How's the sunshine where you are?

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (LI5cQ)

653 2000 years of tradition and wisdom.

A handful of arrogant, talentless dimwits parading around as if any of them actually mattered.

*makes balancing-scales gesture with arms*

hmmm....

I'm gonna go with door #1, Monty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (BRvh1)

654 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Eric Schneiderman at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (XcgmW)

655 Just got back from dinner.

Miss anything ??

Slow night ,huh ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (Ymy4N)

656 How's the sunshine where you are?

j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (LI5cQ)

OK, that one went over my head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (SjImc)

657 I have become one with my server!

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Posted by: Hillary's Blackberry at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (rdl6o)

658 I'm not sure why we're all laughing at this. If she were to debate anyone at this point, she could grab them by the neck and lift them into the air like Vader. Her fans would be like "Grrrrl power!!!". She's unstoppable at this point.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (/qEW2)

659 Hahahahaha this Selvaratnam broad is a radical feminist.

Ya can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (UiRxW)

660 OK, that one went over my head
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:59 PM (SjImc)

A take off of "What world are you living in?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (LI5cQ)

661 Fuck it! Let's dive right the fuck down that rabbit hole!
What was the name of the LLC for the Podestas' lobbying and PR firm? 'Red Shoe.'
Wanna guess the color of the shoes worn by the kiddos depicted in the disturbing kids-tied-up-and-bleeding paintings at the Podesta residence? RED. Every single kid wore red shoes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (fA1SL)

662 Soon.

Posted by: Satan at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (Dp6qK)

663 Somebody should ask her to define love

What is love? Five feet of heaven in a ponytail
The cutest ponytail that sways with a wiggle when she walks
What is love? Five feet of heaven and the bluest eyes
And what a pretty smile that shows you a dimple when she talks.

And so on for another 1:20 or so.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (brIR5)

664 A take off of "What world are you living in?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (LI5cQ)

I was kidding about PDT not tweeting about it...ya know that right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (SjImc)

665 I SHALL BE AVENGED

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Posted by: The Hag at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (rv0Fo)

666 Mine

Posted by: Satan at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (Dp6qK)

667 658 I'm not sure why we're all laughing at this. If she were to debate anyone at this point, she could grab them by the neck and lift them into the air like Vader. Her fans would be like "Grrrrl power!!!". She's unstoppable at this point.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (/qEW2)

She's more machine now than man. Twisted and Evil.


Of course, she was missing all of Anakin/Vader's redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (LI5cQ)

668 664 A take off of "What world are you living in?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (LI5cQ)

I was kidding about PDT not tweeting about it...ya know that right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (SjImc)

Yes. I was making a joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (LI5cQ)

669 And failing magnificently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (LI5cQ)

670 666
Mine

When I get to hell I will show you a thing or two

Posted by: The Hag at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (rv0Fo)

671 A take off of "What world are you living in?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (LI5cQ)

I was kidding about PDT not tweeting about it...ya know that right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 10:01 PM (SjImc)

Yes. I was making a joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 07, 2018 10:02 PM (LI5cQ)

Long day. LOL
I need a drink

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 10:03 PM (SjImc)

672 Nood. And Lady Theo is on my list.

Posted by: Satan at May 07, 2018 10:03 PM (Dp6qK)

673 649:

"Maybe PDT will take the high road?

No jut kidding, it will be epic. LOL"

Jr.'s on fire, maybe the opening act for his Dad.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 07, 2018 10:04 PM (Mgkf9)

674 Maybe PDT will take the high road?

No jut kidding, it will be epic. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 09:58 PM (SjImc)

That made me hoot! Out loud!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 07, 2018 10:04 PM (V94xC)

675 Russians hack Hillary's Android Backpack!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 07, 2018 10:11 PM (RuIsu)

676 I wonder what the plan was to get her on and off Air Force One?

Tunney 55K loader

Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2018 10:16 PM (brIR5)

677 Hi all, what's up? I think I'm off to bed. Stayed up too late last nite watching some show. Big Cloud 9 about a Walmart type of store.

Funnier than snot.

Is WDS around tonight? Sounds like they all had a good time in CO.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2018 10:17 PM (yJ1e6)

678 Has Hillary ever taken the Turing test?

No, but she failed the Voight-Kampff test.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2018 10:39 PM (brIR5)

679 New Zealand is anti American so it fits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
--------------

They're bitter becauset we get to have guns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 07:58 PM (cp1if)


Ahemmm. Facts are good chap.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at May 07, 2018 11:30 PM (bgJ0E)

680 She just can't hide that crooked ass of hers anymore.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at May 08, 2018 12:51 AM (c3Vvl)

681 So! I just read the Schneiderman story at the Naltimore Sun, filed by the AP, and not until the 11th paragraph did they identify the guy as a Democrat to the reader. Mother fuckers.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 08, 2018 02:39 AM (GtG/j)

682 *B*altimore Sun, that is.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 08, 2018 02:40 AM (GtG/j)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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