Charlie Rose Suggested That Two Female Employees Have Sex With Each Other, Lawsuit Alleges

Some of this stuff is so ticky-tack that it makes me doubt the lawsuit as a whole -- why include nonsense if your can prove real stuff?

However, some of the allegations seem somewhat serious, if true. I guess that most of this stuff, in perfect isolation, would not be grounds for a big payout, and the lawsuit is about the cumulative effect that frequent sexual/flirtatious remarks had.

Three women are suing disgraced television journalist Charlie Rose and his former employer CBS News for his "blatant and repeated sexual harassment," according to new Manhattan court papers.
Katherine Brooks Harris, Syndey McNeal and Chelsea Wei, who are all in their 20s, began working for the 76-year-old broadcaster from 2016 through 2017 as associates or assistants, the documents say.
Rose told Harris and McNeal that he hired them because he likes "tall women" before asking about their sex lives, according to the Manhattan Supreme Court suit.
He also touched all three women's arms, shoulders, waists and backs and even demanded they give him a kiss before leaving for summer vacation, according to court papers.
When Harris wore a floral-patterned miniskirt to work, the TV host allegedly told her that "the roses on her skirt were his roses."
"Mr. Rose repeatedly boasted of his sexual conquests, telling [his employees], 'You should have seen the women that I was with when I was younger,' " the suit says.
He also "suggested to Ms. Harris and Ms. McNeal that they have sex with each other and told them words to the effect of, 'You just need to become lovers already,' indicating that he was having sexual fantasies about them," the suit says.

I need more TV clowns and degenerates lecturing me. That's what I need.

There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk. Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models.

We should go back to the old ways on this.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM

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1 Only if they video the love.

Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:04 PM (4dz1m)

2 Seems old Charlie needs to take a break from Pornhub.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:04 PM (lKs2v)

3 Simple rule.

Don't talk about sex or dating at work!

Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:04 PM (4dz1m)

4 Charlie Rose is a throwback to a different time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:05 PM (6Ll1u)

5 "Mr. Rose repeatedly boasted of his sexual conquests, telling [his employees], 'You should have seen the women that I was with when I was younger,' " the suit says.
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Ah, yes.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 07, 2018 04:05 PM (ATVNj)

6 Wait--that's bad?

Posted by: joncelli, temporary orc at May 07, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

7 can we get Bozo back?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 07, 2018 04:06 PM (1fA2Z)

8 Simple rule.

Don't talk about sex or dating at work!
Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:04 PM (

You never saw these sexual harassment lawsuits when these professions were All Male.

Just Sayin.

Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:06 PM (4dz1m)

9 Ah Bozo, now there's a clown!

Posted by: rammajamma at May 07, 2018 04:07 PM (AjNMO)

10 How come normal people have to retire, but not democrat pundits

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:07 PM (6Ll1u)

11
Carny folk ... and Belgians

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 07, 2018 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

12 th!

Posted by: Hellfire's Coming to Breakfast at Tiffany's, by Jake Tappakeggaday at May 07, 2018 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

13 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

A great moment for the network.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 04:08 PM (djCea)

14 Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: joncelli, temporary orc at May 07, 2018 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

15 Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:08 PM (lKs2v)

Previous thread nood comment?

Buzzion, I am LMAO!

Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:10 PM (4dz1m)

16 it's like, hellooo....this is how people talk

amirite?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 04:10 PM (sB8d1)

17 Let's see some pics of the complainants.

Just research for the lawsuit, you understand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:10 PM (Tdl6i)

18 How can you even keep a straight face when you tell a woman the roses on her skirt are yours? FFS.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2018 04:10 PM (sjdRT)

19 we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models."

Who's "we" Kimosabe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 07, 2018 04:10 PM (7LY+6)

20 I remember when my betters would lecture me on how Donald Trump was lowering moral standards across this country, right Mr. French?

Good times, long ago times.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 04:11 PM (0QYMt)

21 Didn't Nero or Commodus that clown around with actors and caused a scandal because that profession was valued as less than street trash?

Seems like the Romans were on to something.

Posted by: FDR's TV at May 07, 2018 04:11 PM (nS9If)

22 There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk.

But at least the carney folk had standards.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)

23 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

I did not know that Rosie O'Donnell and Melissa McCarthy worked for CBS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:11 PM (oYp/M)

24 There is something wrong with that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:11 PM (Lg2h/)

25 Tapper is next, but his fantasies include onesies and Nair.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (7ZVPa)

26 An actual sexually harassing boss would have suggested that two female employees have sex with each other and him.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (djCea)

27 The list of coming indictments, from American Thinker (American Dreamer)

They look good to me

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydb5mtf4

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (rBnYq)

28 Me Too strikes Again!

Posted by: rd at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (4dz1m)

29 If she wore a dress with rose patterns on it and his name *was* Rose, then duh. She was totally coming onto him. This could not have happened by chance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (/qEW2)

30 Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (lKs2v)

31 >He also "suggested to Ms. Harris and Ms. McNeal that they have sex with
each other and told them words to the effect of, 'You just need to
become lovers already,' indicating that he was having sexual fantasies
about them," the suit says.

You know what that is right there? Yup. A Real Moment for Our Country.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (sjdRT)

32 Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, missy.

*collectively spits in hands and puts up dukes*

Posted by: Carneys and Circusfolk at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (ATVNj)

33 Let's just start with the assumption that everyone in the tv news business is a predator/pervert.

At this point, why wouldn't we.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (9chmE)

34 I'm having a hard time envisioning that wrinkled old man having such a high sex drive.

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

35 And that's the way it is, May 7, 2018.

*Camera pans back to reveal news anchor naked from the waist down*

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (cxJuv)

36 Sounds like he thought they were lesbian because they had no interest in god's gift to women.

Posted by: So He Likes To Watch & Fap at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (EATOD)

37 >34
I'm having a hard time envisioning that wrinkled old man having such a high sex drive.

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

I know, right? As a 29 year old, it seems unpossible to me as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (sjdRT)

38 You wouldn't have sexual harassment if your office was filled with CHELSEA and RODHAM robots.

Unless they were doing the harassing.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (9mrl2)

39 Suggesting Lesbo Sex can't be sexual harassment cuz two girls.

Posted by: Gumby at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

40 Let's see some pics of the complainants.

Just research for the lawsuit, you understa

...

you know, it's like this should be required.

One chick in the Tom Brokaw "complaints" is literally a dude, man! A chick so ugly that any jury of peers would be like "sorry, but the NCAAF basketball coach plaintiff did not get accosted by handome ass tom brokaw"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (sB8d1)

41 21 Didn't Nero or Commodus that clown around with actors and caused a scandal because that profession was valued as less than street trash?

Seems like the Romans were on to something.
Posted by: FDR's TV at May 07, 2018
*
*
Nero wanted to be a performer. His last words reportedly were, "What an artist dies in me!" (He didn't fiddle while Rome burned; the fiddle hadn't been invented yet. But his detractors said he'd had the fire set so he could compose and perform an epic about it.)

Commodus wanted to be a gladiator. Late in his crazed rule (which lasted about 12 years, unlike in the movie Gladiator), he got the idea he should rule enthroned as a gladiator and with a government of gladiators. Fortunately he was assassinated before he could carry that idea any further.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (Tdl6i)

42 Little known fact: Charlie Rose's middle name is "Peete", as in Pete Rose.

True story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:14 PM (rBnYq)

43 26. Utter incompetence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL)

44 He also "suggested to Ms. Harris and Ms. McNeal that they have sex with each other and told them words to the effect of, 'You just need to become lovers already,' indicating that he was having sexual fantasies about them," the suit says.

Actually what he probably said was "You two should go fuck yourselves."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (oYp/M)

45 Charlie Rose probably like watching those news shows where they were all hot models and they start taking their clothes off as they talk about the news.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (lKs2v)

46 Now, in all fairness I've recommended to a number people that they have sex with themselves, Mr. Rose included.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (0ogQG)

47
33 Let's just start with the assumption that everyone in the tv news business is a predator/pervert.

At this point, why wouldn't we.
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You could widen that net to include entertainment, politics and girls softball.

Posted by: Gumby at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)

48 34 I'm having a hard time envisioning that wrinkled old man having such a high sex drive.
Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

---

All we know about for sure is a bunch of talk.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (cxJuv)

49 I met Rose a few times. Didn't like the guy because he's an insufferable liberal douche.

But he was one of those guys that touched you when having a conversation.

Maybe I should file for sexual harassment?

Eh. Look at when they were hired. This smells like bullshit.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (XasoJ)

50 Imagine her dress if his name was CHARLIE COCK.

Now that would be something to think about.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (9mrl2)

51 But you know....at least McCain gets to die with President Donald Trump in the White House.

Sorry/back on topic....

Charlie Rose is a turd.

Posted by: GOP at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (+lOpA)

52 Shut up GOP.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (+lOpA)

53 Our betters...shit, what's the code for a superscript again?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2018 04:16 PM (XrCyE)

54 Well, at least no ficus was harmed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2018 04:16 PM (LNPd9)

55 >>> There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk. Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models. We should go back to the old ways on this.

Ace, as usual, saying what I'm thinking, but with brevity and not pulling his punches.

Circus work is actually hard work and training, worthy of respect, compared to the dumb show poodles of newscasting. (And yes I realize that comment is wildly unfair to poodles.)

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2018 04:16 PM (hvf9s)

56 Walter Cronkite.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:16 PM (OjuEr)

57 So, we don't get to see what they look like?

.

Posted by: Toad-O at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (cct0t)

58
Circus work is actually hard work and training, worthy of respect, compared to the dumb show poodles of newscasting. (And yes I realize that comment is wildly unfair to poodles.)
Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2018
*
*
Oy with the poodles already.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (Tdl6i)

59 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)

60 Do I have to say it?

He was giving away moustache rides while Charlie Rose was still in short pants.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6AhMo)

61 Pretty weak tea but I don't feel sorry for leftists hoisted by their own petards.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

62 Walter Cronkite.

That lefty crank should have been running Dialing for Dollars just like SCTV said.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (XrCyE)

63 59 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)

Not ALL the time.

You've got to make room for tits ass and legs too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (lKs2v)

64 So, who was the sexual harassment prevention officer at CBS?

A Broward County deputy?

A Florida pedestrian bridge inspector?

A Senate cybersecurity specialist?

A New York Mets hitting coach?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (ATVNj)

65 I am hoping that if I make it to 75 and I look like that dude I know when to STFU.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (u7ERy)

66 >>> Let's just start with the assumption that everyone in the tv news business is a predator/pervert.

Ron Burgundy was a documentary not a comedy, apparently.

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (hvf9s)

67 Didn't Nero or Commodus that clown around with actors and caused a scandal because that profession was valued as less than street trash?

I believe that that's been true pretty much throughout history, for reasons that we now appreciate all too acutely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (oYp/M)

68 An actual sexually harassing boss would have suggested that two female employees have sex with each other and him.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 04:12 PM (djCea)

Once upon a time, I put up the hypothesis that Bill Clinton really wasn't such a studly ladies man, as they made him out to be. That a real ladies man wouldn't be getting beejers from fat interns under his desk, and wouldn't be groping the wives of dying associates. Let alone, raping women in hotel rooms.

That these were the actions of a guy who was NOT getting sexually satisfied.

I still do not know.

That being said, if you've got access to all the dames you want, then the weird stuff starts happening. You want urine to be involved, dressing up in costumes, any and all sort of kinky stuff. Because heck, just banging the help isn't enough to get you all that excited anymore.

I think that's where these kinds of guys are. This one, that NBC guy, maybe even Cosby. They get off on the weird kink, or the dangerous or illegal stuff. Not because they can't find dames to bang, but because that just isn't enough anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:19 PM (9chmE)

69
There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk. Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models. We should go back to the old ways on this.

The same can be said about "newspaper men"

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 07, 2018 04:19 PM (10vO4)

70 So, who was the sexual harassment prevention officer at CBS?

I'm...zzz...on the...zzz....job.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Sominex General at May 07, 2018 04:19 PM (u7ERy)

71 "What's better than roses on your skirt?

Tulips on my pants!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2018 04:19 PM (AURKQ)

72 Not ALL the time.

You've got to make room for tits ass and legs too.
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Then there's sports and beer.

Posted by: Gumby at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (2LelM)

73 Circus work is actually hard work and training, worthy of respect, compared to the dumb show poodles of newscasting. (And yes I realize that comment is wildly unfair to poodles.)
Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2018 04:16 PM (hvf9s)

Note that Ringling Bros. is no longer in business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (oYp/M)

74 Officials with Broward County schools confirmed Sunday night that Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz was assigned to the deferred disciplinary program supported by President Obama.
The acknowledgement comes after Superintendent Robert Runcie repeatedly claimed that Cruz had no relationship with the program.

Breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (Lg2h/)

75 A Rose is a Rose is a Rose.

Posted by: Gertrude Stein, professional lesbian at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)

76 Rose wasn't one of those celebrities who surrounded himself with incredible looking women. They were average but I have to say nice and engaging. That is the people closest to him.

I don't know who these two are, but I'm pretty sure they were not key out front people

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (XasoJ)

77 >Not ALL the time.

You've got to make room for tits ass and legs too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (lKs2v)

I don't think the 'ettes appreciate the high degree of time management skillz we morons have.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (sjdRT)

78 56 Walter Cronkite. ?????

Watch her CRANK IT. in TEEVEE CODE language.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (9mrl2)

79 Imagine her dress if his name was CHARLIE COCK.

Now that would be something to think about.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (9mrl2)

Maybe she liked roosters on her dress...

Posted by: Todler at May 07, 2018 04:20 PM (8D42x)

80 Note that Ringling Bros. is no longer in business.
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Did Charlie Rose ask them to have sex together too?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (ATVNj)

81 Entertainers (and I use that term loosely) are not serious thinkers. And serious thinkers (and I use that term loosely) are not entertainers.

Posted by: SH at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

82 How do they get all them clowns in that little car?

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (+lOpA)

83 I read in the last thread that Hllary considered going on a broad.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (LiyEm)

84 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

**

Well Duuuh!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (xqfqx)

85 Charlie Rosie Rotten Crank.

Rumpledforeskin

The Tallmish Whisperer

Posted by: Minuteman at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (5WfVC)

86 Drudge headline:

MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE

DAH!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (Lg2h/)

87 74 Lying liars lie,who knew?

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (LiyEm)

88 What's with all the hate on carneys and circusfolk?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (RHEDC)

89 Rolled forward from last thread?

Hillary may be wearing a TENS Backbrace. The bulk is batteries and electronics.
Or she's going for a moonwalk.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (RuIsu)

90 He also touched all three women's arms, shoulders....

I'm not outraged by that information in isolation, with no other supporting details.

If the article said, "He frequently made a habit of stroking the women's arms and shoulders while making "yummy" sounds when they spoke to him..." then we wouldn't risk criminalizing something accidental or even just friendly.

Based on the rest of the article, however, I'd say the women have a pretty good case.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (Astxw)

91 >>> Entertainers (and I use that term loosely) are not serious thinkers. And serious thinkers (and I use that term loosely) are not entertainers.
Posted by: SH at May 07, 2018 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

The HELL you say!!

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Schmuck at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (hvf9s)

92 Charlie Rose was intern for Democrat Senator Everett Jordan when he voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

This SOB has always been wrong.

Posted by: X at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

93 "But you know....at least McCain gets to die with President Donald Trump in the White House."

That probably hurts him more than anything.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (0QYMt)

94 What dose a guy gotta do to get a three-way goin around here!?

Posted by: Charlie Rose Soliloquy at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (xqfqx)

95 59 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)

No, we think about barbecue too.

Posted by: joncelli, temporary orc at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

96 Let's just start with the assumption that everyone in the tv news business is a predator/pervert.

At this point, why wouldn't we.

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You could widen that net to include entertainment, politics and girls softball.

Posted by: Gumby at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)

I'm inclined to be generous, sometimes. I'm open to considering, however.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (9chmE)

97 Drudge headline:

MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE
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Seriously uncool. The news media is an embarrassment to the country.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (a7La8)

98 I looked up their pictures.

I'd hit it. Er, them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (3dsTO)

99 This is petty stuff.
But the Left wants strict anti-sexual-harassment rules, right?
Let the Charlie Roses of the world abide by the rules they have imposed on the little guys.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (0jtPF)

100 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

But first, a pillow fight!

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 04:23 PM (djCea)

101

Rose is a grade-A creep, but he does have good taste in the aesthetics of the female form:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-569471
/Charlie-Roses-former-intern-reveals-disgraced-anchor-
harassed-her.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&
ns_campaign=1490

remove hard (huh, huh) returns

Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (co1DC)

102 Hillary may be wearing a TENS Backbrace. The bulk is batteries and electronics.
Or she's going for a moonwalk.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (RuIsu)

How many times must she fall down in a given week. Got to be some real damage by now.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (+lOpA)

103 Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (co1DC)

Woah. tinyurl is your friend.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (3dsTO)

104 You know all these turds undergoing the nut cutting are really pissed Hillary didn't win. Damn, those Feminazi Knives came out fast as soon as Hillary was sleeping with the fishes.

Posted by: Gumby at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)

105 On the one hand: what a scumbag sexual harasser.

On the other hand: kinda hot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+)

106 MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE

We should not be cheering.

But, seriously, it's about the same attitude as if I had a rat come in and eat the wiring in my house, and found out he was not expected back in my house.

I worked for his campaign in 2008 but in reality he hasn't amounted to much since Abscam.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (u7ERy)

107 Imagine her dress if his name was CHARLIE COCK.

Now that would be something to think about.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:15 PM (9mrl2)

Charlie Kuntz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (oYp/M)

108 And who can't think about pussy while drinking a beer and eating bacon at the same time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (6Ll1u)

109 Love is a rose...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (7LY+6)

110 NGU, I was about to put up an OT about the Broward Mega-Scandal With Body Count. Thanks.

The average vacuous NPR-listener will *never* hear about this (i.e., hear about central, material facts in a situation they think they understand and think they have opinions about).

The country so desperately needs a press, and a political party representing intelligent, common sense people with American sensibilities.

Posted by: rhomboid as willow at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (QDnY+)

111 Rose: I want to have sex with that girl. What's her name?

Harris: Wei.

Rose: I know, right. Waaayyy. I'll definitely hit that.

Harris: No way.

Rose: No way with the Asian chick?

Harris: Uhh, Wei.

Rose: I know. waaaaayyy!

Posted by: Who's On First at May 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ATVNj)

112 I think McShitStain will have one more pantload to dish out, before he gets his dirt nap.

He'll prolly write HEAVY DUTY, his daughter on FOX out of the will. Or NOT.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:26 PM (9mrl2)

113 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

**

Hey! it was just a suggestion!

Posted by: Charlie Rose Soliloquy at May 07, 2018 04:26 PM (xqfqx)

114 59 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)

Not ALL the time.

You've got to make room for tits ass and legs too.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:18 PM (lKs2v)================
That's the big brain at work. Takes constant effort, but I feel up to the task.The little brain is in charge of politics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:26 PM (rBnYq)

115 Officials with Broward County schools confirmed Sunday night that Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz was assigned to the deferred disciplinary program supported by President Obama.

Discipline deferred ... forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (oYp/M)

116 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (6Ll1u)

If we're going to be serious, then I'm going to at least speak for myself.

No, that's not true. Even when I'm around women I find attractive, I'm not thinking about banging them, or what's between their legs, or whatever you want to call it.

I happen to know many women I like quiet a lot, and enjoy their company because of who they are, not because of their body parts.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (9chmE)

117 here was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk.

This is one of the things that baffles some of the foreigners I work with - particularly those of, ahem, Slavic or, double-ahem, Russian backgrounds - the position of near-infallibility and deification that we offer to people who's only skill in life seems to be to emote on cue and to recite stuff other people wrote.

I try to explain that The Church of Celebrity is the only recognized national religion in the USA, but honestly I don't even really think I believe that anymore.

I think we've just passed the Rubicon of Stupid in this country and are never coming back.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (NYS7S)

118 MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE

...BUT REFUSES TO RESIGN OR LEAVE OFFICE BECAUSE HE'S A BIG ARROGANT JERK

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)

119 "What's better than roses on your ~~skirt~~ piano?

Tulips on my ~~pants~~organ!"

Posted by: The Organ at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (lPoPU)

120 Fify

Posted by: The Organ at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (lPoPU)

121 "Charlie Rose suggested that two female employees have sex with each other."

And then...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (djCea)

122 Imagine this.....his name is....

Charlie Horse. And she has YOU KNOW WHAT on her BLEW dress.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (9mrl2)

123 "Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models.

We should go back to the old ways on this."

Already there, and the waters fine.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (IeDO8)

124 On the other hand: kinda hot

Charlie Rose, or his backing band?

You look at Charlie Rose, and you look at Keith Richards, and you say "If you can afford to have the Swiss change your blood every 6000 miles you can do all the shit you want."

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (u7ERy)

125 Through these scandalous times we should never forget the GOP continues to fully fund PBS.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)

126 Officials with Broward County schools confirmed Sunday night that Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz was assigned to the deferred disciplinary program supported by President Obama.

They didn't want him to have a criminal record.

Now he has a criminal record, and a body count.

Well played all around, folks. Give yourselves a raise and the rest of the week off.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (NYS7S)

127 Posted by: imp at May 07, 2018 04:24 PM (co1DC)
===========================

Learn to use tinyurl (and save us the work).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (rBnYq)

128 I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time

There's a certain group of men, particularly at a certain age range, who do so. Just like there's a portion of women who think of nothing but the D all the time, particularly at a certain age range.

But its not universal. Its just loudly announced by the ones who do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

129 Key factoid on the Broward thing is whether Cruz's violations would have (ceteris paribus) nixed his 4473 - thus, no legal gun purchase possible.

But just pause and reflect on the fact that not 1 in 1,000,000 "journalists" or "pro gun-control" airheads would even understand why this is central.

Posted by: rhomboid as willow at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (QDnY+)

130 I happen to know many women I like quiet a lot, and enjoy their company because of who they are, not because of their body parts.
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That said, between the ages of 15 and 19 there isn't much else going on in the mind.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (kz4or)

131
Well, parading around with a stripper name like Syndey, what the hell did she expect me to do?

Posted by: Charlie Rose at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (XWkhW)

132 57 So, we don't get to see what they look like?
Posted by: Toad-O at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM (cct0t)

The Daily Mail says this is one of the women: https://tinyurl.com/smcneal

Posted by: Aragorn, son of Arathorn at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (Astxw)

133 So ABC/ESPN, CBS, FOX and NBC are all being run through the MeToo wringer. I am lucky enough to be in an industry of plain, porty, middle-aged women.

Posted by: regular joe at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (kb0cx)

134 I happen to know many women I like quiet a lot
Posted by: BurtTC

me too brother, but how is that achieved?

Posted by: X at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (nFwvY)

135 What they don't tell you is the dialogue. It went like this;

Girls: "Charlie, why don't you have sex with us?"

Charlie: "Why don't you have sex with each other?"

Now I ask, is that really sexual harassment?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (XasoJ)

136 5 "Mr. Rose repeatedly boasted of his sexual conquests, telling [his employees], 'You should have seen the women that I was with when I was younger,' " the suit says.
_______________________________________

Ah, yes.

Posted by: Helen Thomas

And he was only three years younger.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (IeDO8)

137 Think the sell Keith Richards used blood on ebay?

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (+lOpA)

138 > Fortunately he was assassinated before he could carry that idea any further.

The idea was later revived in 20th Century Minnesota, hence Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (GXOTw)

139 >>Now he has a criminal record, and a body count.

Has Jeff Sessions concluded his investigation into the FL FBI ? PDT told him to do get the job done.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

140 "You do not need to fear eight years of domestic race-baiting and foreign policy in the hands of an agent of the mad mullahs"

- John McCain

(I may have extemporized a bit)

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (u7ERy)

141 >>>...many women I like quiet a lot...

Is this about me?

Posted by: Hillary at May 07, 2018 04:31 PM (djCea)

142 137 Think the sell Keith Richards used blood on ebay?
Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (+lOpA)

I'm wondering what his ratio of blood to drugs is.

Posted by: joncelli, temporary orc at May 07, 2018 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

143 I know one movie they won't be remaking. The Apartment.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:31 PM (IdMiN)

144 test

Posted by: ArthurK at May 07, 2018 04:31 PM (O29hh)

145 > Think the sell Keith Richards used blood on ebay?

When cloned organs become available, the Keith Richards model liver will be like an old-school Midas muffler. Guaranteed for life, baby.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:31 PM (GXOTw)

146 Think the sell Keith Richards used blood on ebay?
====
Nooo.

Sammy Hagar bottles it and calls it Cabo Wabo.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:32 PM (GuIjm)

147 > There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk. Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models.

From the Fate of Empires:
The heroes of declining nations are always
the same - the athlete, the singer or the
actor. The word "celebrity" today is used to
designate a comedian or a football player,
not a statesman, a general, or a literary
genius.

(google Fate of Empires Glubb to find it)

Posted by: ArthurK at May 07, 2018 04:32 PM (O29hh)

148 @139 Has Jeff Sessions concluded his investigation into the FL FBI ? PDT told him to do get the job done

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSNORTzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Your Attorney General, in the middle of the day today

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:32 PM (NYS7S)

149 Who tweeted

"Senator McCain should put his mind at rest. There is no fucking way in Hell that I would attend his funeral"

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2018 04:32 PM (H5rtT)

150 Speaking of bimbos.

"View" panelist: Let's face it, Stormy Daniels hurt her credibility with that "SNL" cameo

Wait. Stormy had credibility?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

151 Girls: "Charlie, why don't you have sex with us?"

Charlie: "Why don't you have sex with each other?"

Now I ask, is that really sexual harassment?

If you are a thirtysomething multimillionaire actor with three films left on your franchise, or a tech CFO with six-pack abs and an eighty-foot yacht, no

If you're one of us, yes.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (u7ERy)

152 #MeToo is sure gathering up more bodies than anyone could have guessed

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (aC6Sd)

153 137
Think the sell Keith Richards used blood on ebay?
Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:30 PM (+lOpA)

Works for Stan Lee!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (UBzPO)

154 Old News: Bank of America announces it will no longer provide loans to gun manufacturers.

New Hotness: Bank of America announces new loan facility to Remington Outdoors.

Well, that was fast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (rBnYq)

155 This Charlie Rose really seems like a standup kinda guy. I think bringing co-workers together in this sort of team-building experience should be encouraged and not frowned upon. We attack what we don't understand or appreciate fully. Sometimes you need to watch these exercises via hidden camera to see the value in them.

Posted by: Sacks Aloud at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (n2ywe)

156 Keith Richards blood?? How do you spell Fermaldahyde?

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (9mrl2)

157 133 So ABC/ESPN, CBS, FOX and NBC are all being run through the MeToo wringer. I am lucky enough to be in an industry of plain, porty, middle-aged women.
Posted by: regular joe at May 07, 2018 04:29 PM (kb0cx)

Oh, really. How long have you been a pilot for American Airlines?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (Astxw)

158 Drudge headline:

MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE

DAH!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:22 PM (Lg2h/)
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Thanks for connecting the dots for a Matt

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (y3aQB)

159 How many men would be in favor of keeping women quiet, none that know many women probably

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (6Ll1u)

160 DocJ, must agree - on the country mostly likely being unsalvageably stupid now.

Funny you mention the foreigner thing.

I had the experience of trying to explain/minimize/half-heartedly excuse absurd, hysterical "news coverage" from US media, about US topics, to smart foreigners who looked to the US as a beacon (these were people in formerly totalitarian societies).

And discussing things with former Soviets, even back in the comparatively sane days of the 90s, was still challenging sometimes - they were very smart, their English was perfect, and they were astonished at how bad/useless/misleading American media were (they had relied on Voice of America and other foreign broadcasts for a hint of reality and truth, most of their lives).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

161 Keith Richard's blood has got to be - what? - at least 85-proof, right?

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (NYS7S)

162 Well, that was fast.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (rBnYq)

But they got to pat themselves on the back for a week and and provide delusional sustenance for the libs fantasy world.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (72PAC)

163 Put men around women, especially non FAB like women, and of course we "Think" about pussy and other stuff. But "gentlemen" don't act on those urges inappropriately.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (Lg2h/)

164 I happen to know many women I like quiet a lot....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (9chmE)

Stupid Freudian typo.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:35 PM (9chmE)

165 Did I tell you that I have a new girlfriend?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:35 PM (6Ll1u)

166 This Stormy Daniels thing. She got $130,000 for having sex with DONALD TRUMP.
Usually she gives it up to DUDES who have dipped their wick at a METH convention.

She did OK with BOSS TRUMP.

Posted by: SUG at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (9mrl2)

167 > hey were very smart, their English was perfect, and they were astonished at how bad/useless/misleading American media were

Remember Boris Yeltsin bursting into tears upon visiting an American supermarket and seeing all the stuff on the shelves, available for anyone to purchase.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (GXOTw)

168 Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (9chmE)

Well if I have to be honest, I can't think of a time I did not think of having sex with a woman I thought was attractive. It may not be my main thought everytime I interact but at some point that thought would have crossed my mind.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (IdMiN)

169 I'm thinking 'ol Charlie is packing a big hog in those trousers. or else this is all just rape accusations.

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

170 You all thought "go fuck yourself" was swearing at someone.

Turns out it is actionable sexual harassment!

Somebody really needs to update The Big Book Of Life Rules.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 07, 2018 04:37 PM (RIKJa)

171 Any truth to the rumor Pete Rose writes a sex-advice column for Teen Vogue under the name "Lauren Duca"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 04:37 PM (rBnYq)

172 Keith Richards' blood is itself a Schedule 1 drug.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 04:37 PM (djCea)

173 154 Old News: Bank of America announces it will no longer provide loans to gun manufacturers.

New Hotness: Bank of America announces new loan facility to Remington Outdoors.

Well, that was fast.

Dick's are down 4 percent today . Dow was up too.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)

174 What they don't tell you is the dialogue. It went like this;

Girls: "Charlie, why don't you have sex with us?"

Charlie: "Why don't you have sex with each other?"

Probably more like this:

CHarlie (with Sling Blade voice): mmm hmmm you sure are perty, wanna have sex with me?
Girls: Ewww gross you pervert go away!
Charlie: how about with each other?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)

175 Well if I have to be honest, I can't think of a time I did not think of having sex with a woman I thought was attractive. It may not be my main thought everytime I interact but at some point that thought would have crossed my mind.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (IdMiN)

So your normal?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (Lg2h/)

176 I also totally enjoy the non-sexual company of women ... and sincerely cherish all the times they communicate their thoughts and feelings to me.

Absolutely.

* makes wanking motion *

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (EV+4+)

177 Well if I have to be honest, I can't think of a time I did not think of having sex with a woman I thought was attractive. It may not be my main thought everytime I interact but at some point that thought would have crossed my mind.
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If you were being honest you'd admit to thinking of having sex with unattractive ones as well. It's not even intentional at some stages. It just happens.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (IXY1i)

178 Did Stormy show off her abdomen tattoo that covers her tummy tuck scar on SNL too?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (FZYNt)

179 >>158 Drudge headline:

MCCAIN NOT EXPECTED BACK IN SENATE

Drudge is like Nostradamus or something.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)

180 Keith Richards' blood is itself a Schedule 1 drug.
======
As the Dennis Leary once said when Keith Richards dies they are just going to roll him up in a big paper & smoke him

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (y3aQB)

181 165 Did I tell you that I have a new girlfriend?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:35 PM (6Ll1u)

I know one guy who's thinkin bout pussy all the time.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (+lOpA)

182 Maybe someone should shove a Snickers in McCains pie hole.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (XasoJ)

183 Nobody here cares troll.In fact,very few people in the country care.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)

184 I am so tired of reading about perverts in the entertainment and news business.

Not one more lecture, not one more sneering comments about Trump's "grab them by the pussy" comment. No.

How about they don't get to act shocked and indignant about sex scandals ever again?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (W+vEI)

185 before i make any comments, i have one question:

what does Jake Tapper think of all this...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (kGHHG)

186 Ah, yes.

Posted by: Helen Thomas

* * * * * *

Had a scene flash by of Helen Thomas and Andrea Mitchell performing for Charlie. Even shutting down the lights wouldn't save you - - the horrid sounds emanating from that pile of filth would scare the bejezzus out of even the toughest soul.

Posted by: Dead Man Walking at May 07, 2018 04:40 PM (n2ywe)

187 McLame will be remembered as a petty small person that ask the beloved 2 term accomplished President not attend his planting.

Who would rather be ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 07, 2018 04:40 PM (Ymy4N)

188 Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

My company is a weird mix. High tech, software, French owned. So we have a whole lot of euroweenie leftists who are really smart about That One Thing but otherwise dumb as a bag of hammers. Plenty of SJW Americans in non-technical positions. Of course lots of H1-Bs from, mainly, India who are a very, very mixed bag politically but generally trend left because they don't know any better. Fair number of Asians who just keep to themselves.

Then, there's the slavs and ruskies who are pretty much laughing at the rest of us. They are, no like, the most businesslike, the most ruthlessly capitalistic, and the highest value-adds in the entire sales force. Most are also, must be said, smart as whips technically too.

They could be running the place if they wanted to, I figure.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:41 PM (NYS7S)

189 >Oh, really. How long have you been a pilot for American Airlines?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 07, 2018 04:34 PM (Astxw)

LOL. My pilot friends at United sound just like that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2018 04:41 PM (sjdRT)

190 >>Any truth to the rumor Pete Rose writes a sex-advice column for Teen Vogue under the name "Lauren Duca"?

Oh, that chick is crazy. Saw her on Tucker once and she's beyond logic or shame.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)

191 When and if mcshit gets to the pearly gates he is gonna be shocked to see it's a whole owned susidary of Trump International

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:42 PM (Lg2h/)

192 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:38 PM (Lg2h/)

I'd like to think so.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:42 PM (IdMiN)

193 Reading the comments here I think I must have low-T or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

194 ace, Sean Davis with a spectacular humiliation of the cruise director for his lies about Palin and 2008, FYI.

Meanwhile, tomorrow at this time Trump will presumably torch the idiotic Iran deal.

Wondering if he casts it as a step, with the next step being doing a "new deal". Hope not. Damage was done in destroying the Iran isolation/sanctions structure by the original deal. Euros are as stupid and irresponsible as ever, completely useless.

Two Scoops, don't frame this move as a step towards a new deal. No useful deal is feasible with that regime, and you know it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 04:42 PM (QDnY+)

195 Reading the comments here I think I must have low-T or something.
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One word:

Squats.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:43 PM (6AhMo)

196 Dick's are down 4 percent today . Dow was up too.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)

Alert Bob Dole!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:43 PM (oYp/M)

197 Meanwhile, tomorrow at this time Trump will presumably torch the idiotic Iran deal.

IF Fredo had had the balls to actually call it a treaty and have it voted on, this would not be happening. LOL...But NOOOOO he knew it was a shitty deal and would NEVER pass msuster. So fuck him, Fuck kerry, and Fuck the EU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:44 PM (Lg2h/)

198 188. Slav power!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 04:44 PM (fA1SL)

199 > Had a scene flash by of Helen Thomas and Andrea Mitchell performing for Charlie.

Andrea was semi-doable when she was young. I don't think Helen ever was (could be wrong...my memory doesn't go back to the Paleozoic).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:44 PM (GXOTw)

200 195 Reading the comments here I think I must have low-T or something.
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One word:

Squats.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:43 PM (6AhMo)

Eat a steak.

You're not you when you're hangry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (EV+4+)

201 130 I happen to know many women I like quiet a lot, and enjoy their company because of who they are, not because of their body parts.
=====
That said, between the ages of 15 and 19 there isn't much else going on in the mind.

And taking it a step further, when ones life span is 26 years, start making those genetic copies as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (F8cRI)

202 Could a United airliner crash into a mall and destroy a Dick's and a Bank of America branch? With - miraculously - no loss of life or injuries?

That would be satisfying.

As a start.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (QDnY+)

203 If you were being honest you'd admit to thinking of
having sex with unattractive ones as well. It's not even intentional
at some stages. It just happens.

Posted by: Simplemind

* * * * * *

I doubt many men "think of" having sex with unattractive ones, they just unfortunately find themselves in the middle of doing so as they slightly sober and afterward immediately purge the mind of any evidence thereof.

Of so I've heard.....

Posted by: Communard at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (n2ywe)

204 195 Reading the comments here I think I must have low-T or something.
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One word:

Squats.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:43 PM (6AhMo)

My conjecture: squats have nothing to do with raising testosterone levels, gym lore notwithstanding.

I think the (ahem) effect arises from better vascular return occasioned by doing squats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (oYp/M)

205 >>IF Fredo had had the balls to actually call it a treaty and have it voted on, this would not be happening. LOL...But NOOOOO he knew it was a shitty deal and would NEVER pass msuster. So fuck him, Fuck kerry, and Fuck the EU

Cut.Jib.Newsletter.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (W+vEI)

206 Stormy Daniels has a problem with this.

Competition.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (UsCnO)

207
I'm starting to think that all men only think about pussy all the time
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:17 PM

This is an understandable, yet incorrect, assumption.

For example, in the particular moment I was reading your comment, I was also reconfiguring close tags, analyzing the collected works of William Kristol, considering a new food supplement for Spot, thinking about design changes to the 1/20th scale trebuchet I'm building, parts needed to rebuild the lawnmower engine, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 6.5mm Creedmoor ballistics, possible locations for a new hog trap, which Black Rifle coffee to try next, ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (ctuyM)

208 Love is a rose...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Some say ...

I say, "Love is a Battlefield!!!!"

Posted by: Pat Benatar at May 07, 2018 04:46 PM (AoK0a)

209 Compared to Charlie, Brokaw should be hanging his head in shame. Amateur.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2018 04:46 PM (J7XgW)

210 Two Scoops, don't frame this move as a step towards a new deal. No useful deal is feasible with that regime, and you know it.

I would have thought that about North Korea too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

211 Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (ctuyM)

Ginger and MaryAnn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (IdMiN)

212 > If you were being honest you'd admit to thinking of having sex with unattractive ones as well.

Yeah, it's pretty much my first thought every time I meet a woman.

That doesn't mean I obsess on it, or think about nothing else, but yep, "What would it be like to do her?" enters my mind pretty early on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (GXOTw)

213 http://bit.ly/2K2bI8y
+++++++
Disturbing Message About Hillary's Server Found in FBI Office Storing It

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

214 Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:27 PM (9chmE)

Well if I have to be honest, I can't think of a time I did not
think of having sex with a woman I thought was attractive. It may not
be my main thought everytime I interact but at some point that thought
would have crossed my mind.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:36 PM (IdMiN)

Maybe I'm different then. I don't tend to picture women that way. I'm not picturing them naked, I'm not imagining having sex with them.

Do I notice their attractiveness? Absolutely! Are there some who transcend a certain point in my thinking? More than there are women with whom I have shared the experience, that's for sure, but for example, the wives of friends, co-workers, clients... I'm just not following any train of thought that goes in that direction. As a general rule.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (9chmE)

215 150 Speaking of bimbos.

"View" panelist: Let's face it, Stormy Daniels hurt her credibility with that "SNL" cameo

Wait. Stormy had credibility?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2018 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

From pron to SNL is a downgrade.

Posted by: josephistan at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (7HtZB)

216 Fuck the EU

Once the wall is being built and peace breaks out all over Korea my sincere hope is that PDJT turns is Donnie Touch of diplomacy into getting the EU to start ordering off the grown-up menu when it comes to their own defense.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (NYS7S)

217 So let me ask, my new girlfriend has 5 small tattoo's, which I don't like, I'm a Army veteran with no tattoos because I don't do that. What do you think about that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (6Ll1u)

218 All I saw was Maryanne Ginger.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (+lOpA)

219 Fun item: Ringo Starr announced a show in Tel Aviv recently and got the full-court press from the BDS idiots. He responded by adding a second show. Beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (gm9yG)

220 For example, in the particular moment I was reading your comment, I was also

"Unpossible. Men are stupid brutes who can barely think of one thing at once, while women multitask and make men look like neanderthals."
--Feminists everywhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (39g3+)

221 "think of" having sex with unattractive ones,
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Let me assure you that when you attend and all boys high school, the very middle aged, very plump Spanish teacher lady starts looking pretty good.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (GuIjm)

222 217 So let me ask, my new girlfriend has 5 small tattoo's, which I don't like, I'm a Army veteran with no tattoos because I don't do that. What do you think about that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

does she swallow?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 04:48 PM (FZYNt)

223 My counties Library Levy was defeated. First time that I can remember a tax being voted down.

I think I'll smoke one of those cigars that J. Straw lost.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (r9UYA)

224 187 McLame will be remembered as a petty small person that ask the beloved 2 term accomplished President not attend his planting.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 07, 2018 04:40 PM (Ymy4N)
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He won't be remembered at all.

That's the hilarious thing.
He thinks that just because the media has put him in the spotlight for so long it will shine on him forever.
Nope.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (0jtPF)

225 By the way for the record I don't always think about pussy....I mean 1/2 the time I am thinking about what kind of BJ they give.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (Lg2h/)

226 Clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (7LY+6)

227 So let me ask, my new girlfriend has 5 small tattoo's, which I don't like, I'm a Army veteran with no tattoos because I don't do that. What do you think about that?
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tattoo's are not good wife material. If you are looking for wife material.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (DjeLN)

228 You could gather then entire female staff of MSNBC into a room naked and I'd likely think I'm low-T myself. Is there ANYthing on that staff that's remotely doable by a red-blooded hetero non-lefty male?

Posted by: MSTisdale at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (n2ywe)

229 Maybe I'm different then. I don't tend to picture women that way. I'm not picturing them naked, I'm not imagining having sex with them.

Yeah I don't. I mean I have thought about sexing up women, but its rarely with them unless they're being sexy and provoking the thoughts. I will think about how much I like how they look and try to remember how they look in case I want to describe someone like that in story or draw them but ... I dunno maybe we're weird?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)

230 Reading the comments here I think I must have low-T or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

Nah, I don't think it's physiology.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:50 PM (9chmE)

231 Don't know who to attribute this to: "Honey, at some point, every male friend you have has wondered about banging you."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 07, 2018 04:50 PM (F8cRI)

232 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 04:47 PM (6Ll1u)

Doesn't bother me unless they are on the side shoulder or breast . But I'm in the minority of the Horde.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:50 PM (IdMiN)

233 Dear Meet the Press Letters,

I never thought it would happen to me...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

234 He thinks that just because the media has put him in the spotlight for so long it will shine on him forever.

I suspect this is true. He'll have some statues put up, somewhere. Some things are named after him. There will be a couple weeks of hagiographies of him by the press, then... he'll be as memorable as Mondale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:51 PM (39g3+)

235 225 By the way for the record I don't always think about pussy....I mean 1/2 the time I am thinking about what kind of BJ they give.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (Lg2h/)

A Rennaisance Man !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 04:51 PM (EV+4+)

236 Posted by: MSTisdale at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (n2ywe)

You'd probably be pleasantly surprised by the interns and the 20-somethings. They're still riding the c0ck carousel pretty hard.

But once they hit 30 and the cats start getting adopted? Sheesh.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:51 PM (NYS7S)

237 Oddly, I was thinking that Charlie Rose and Bill Moyers ought to do same thing. Hell, they've been stroking each other for years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (nBBdT)

238 Margarita, exactly.

I've forgotten about the stupid and loathsome McCain entirely other than that he is wasting a Senate seat for AZ, whose voters have been without representation for months.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (QDnY+)

239 Hey! We have standards. They may be low ones, but they're better than journalists'.

Posted by: carneys and circusfolk at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (7Fa8Y)

240 By the way for the record I don't always think about pussy....I mean 1/2 the time I am thinking about what kind of BJ they give.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (Lg2h/)

I was going to say that about the unattractive ones but thought I shouldn't. Well there ya go.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (IdMiN)

241 . . . parts needed to rebuild the lawnmower engine, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 6.5mm Creedmoor ballistics, possible locations for a new hog trap, which Black Rifle coffee to try next, ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2018
*
*
Bailey vs. Jennifer . . .

Ever notice that those comparisons have a certain logic all their own? It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

242 You could gather then entire female staff of MSNBC into a room naked and I'd likely think I'm low-T myself. Is there ANYthing on that staff that's remotely doable by a red-blooded hetero non-lefty male?
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Look. The best advice in the world is stay away from crazy. Don't do it. Its not worth it. You really should be thinking: is this someone I can trust with my bank account, credit cards, car, house, CHILDREN? if not don't.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:53 PM (co9HQ)

243
So let me ask, my new girlfriend has 5 small tattoo's, which I don't
like, I'm a Army veteran with no tattoos because I don't do that. What
do you think about that?

=====

tattoo's are not good wife material. If you are looking for wife material.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (DjeLN)

It's generational. When I was in my 20s, I think I would have stayed away from women with tats, and almost none of them had them.

These days, if you're under 30, good luck finding one without.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 04:53 PM (9chmE)

244 203--I doubt many men "think of" having sex with unattractive ones, they just unfortunately find themselves in the middle of doing so as they slightly sober and afterward immediately purge the mind of any evidence thereof.

Of so I've heard.....
Posted by: Communard at May 07, 2018 04:45 PM (n2ywe)
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I've never been to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few.

Posted by: Bobby Bare at May 07, 2018 04:53 PM (0jtPF)

245 Exhibit # 582,618 that "These people are sick!"

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (waybW)

246 Rose is an amateur. So is Brokaw.

I made fortunes bedding fabulously wealthy widows.

It made me what I am today.

-----John Kerry

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (FTlwv)

247 No way Morticia would do butt stuff.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (+lOpA)

248 From previous thread:

"It’s clear that DOJ/FBI demanded significant redactions not to protect national security or sources/methods, but to protect potentially corrupt officials from accountability for their actions before and after Trump’s election."

Bears a remarkable resemblance to Lois Lerner's testimony being sealed...to protect the guilty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (nBBdT)

249 Honey, at some point, every male friend you have has wondered about banging you."

And some of them I've wondering about banging them too.-on the head (the head above the shoulders) with a blunt instrument, but up to this point I've either just rolled my eyes or grimaced inwardly or once-hung up on a male friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (tpDAe)

250 > There will be a couple weeks of hagiographies of him by the press, then... he'll be as memorable as Mondale.

Mondale is still in living memory, though. Try John W. Davis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (GXOTw)

251 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

OT but Jennifer aged way better than Bailey.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (IdMiN)

252 I mean, there are women that drive my hormones crazy and I can't explain why. Claudia Schiffer always made me turn into a caveman, I wanted to drag her off somewhere in the bushes and make babies, and I can give no rational explanation. But generally, I view a pretty girl the way I do a pretty landscape: I appreciate her for her beauty as beauty not as a target for my seed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)

253 No way Morticia would do butt stuff.

Sure she would.

To YOU.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

254 I appreciate her for her beauty as beauty not as a target for my seed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)

I bet you read the biographies in Playboy back in the day also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2018 04:55 PM (Lg2h/)

255 251 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

OT but Jennifer aged way better than Bailey.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018
*
*
I know. You'd have thought it would be the other way around. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:55 PM (Tdl6i)

256 > You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?

I would enjoy the hell out of that three-way, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 04:55 PM (GXOTw)

257 These days, if you're under 30, good luck finding one without.
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I would honestly, in general, not recommend marrying anyone under the age of 30 these days.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:56 PM (a7La8)

258 More power to the old timer. Not enough dirty old men left in the world. Sick of these broads in the workplace with the allegations. Why don't they take a hike?

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at May 07, 2018 04:56 PM (ABJy3)

259 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 07, 2018 04:54 PM (FTlwv)

If Kerry was a Republican he'd be portrayed as some Snidely Whiplash villain out of the silent-radio movies, twirling the ends of his handlebar mustache while hovering over the rich widows at the funeral. He'd never make it to the State Senate in a Red state.

But because he's a Democrat? Yeah, you know.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:57 PM (NYS7S)

260 No way Morticia would do butt stuff.

I always got the impression that Morticia would have done anything for Gomez. Anything. She'd have cut an arm off with a rusty spoon if he asked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

261 Tattoo - No. It's a tell.

Posted by: Judgmental mature adult at May 07, 2018 04:57 PM (5IJky)

262 He was just playing matchmaker - what's the harm there?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 07, 2018 04:57 PM (rznWS)

263 I have tattoo's (usn...duh) My wife does too. All have a meaning and a story to tell and all (4) are discreet and not tasteless(hers as well as mine) mostly my first one was dumb but discreet. YMMV.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 07, 2018 04:57 PM (0OmEj)

264 >>>There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk

Bearded ladies are making a comeback.

Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2018 04:58 PM (Nnl9v)

265 I always got the impression that Morticia would have done anything for Gomez. Anything. She'd have cut an arm off with a rusty spoon if he asked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

Maybe that's what happened to her feet?

Or, lost in an unfortunate train wreck?

Posted by: Judgmental mature adult at May 07, 2018 04:58 PM (5IJky)

266 These days, if you're under 30, good luck finding one without (a tat)

Good luck finding one with only 1

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 04:59 PM (NYS7S)

267 229 Maybe I'm different then. I don't tend to picture women that way. I'm not picturing them naked, I'm not imagining having sex with them.

Yeah I don't. I mean I have thought about sexing up women, but its rarely with them unless they're being sexy and provoking the thoughts. I will think about how much I like how they look and try to remember how they look in case I want to describe someone like that in story or draw them but ... I dunno maybe we're weird?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)

Or maybe, now just follow me here for a second, a lot of us just might be cracking jokes and going over the top because its not really something being discussed seriously.

*Mindblown*

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:59 PM (lKs2v)

268 265. Her feet were fine. Lady was doing kegels every waking moment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 04:59 PM (fA1SL)

269 I bet you read the biographies in Playboy back in the day also?

Hey, those girls really did like long walks on the beach and disliked dirty ashtrays.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (39g3+)

270 These days, if you're under 30, good luck finding one without.

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I would honestly, in general, not recommend marrying anyone under the age of 30 these days.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 04:56 PM (a7La

Understood. I don't have to concern myself with it, but I feel bad for the guys who are young enough to have to wade into that pool.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (9chmE)

271 I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (tpDAe)

272 271 I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

i agree

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (FZYNt)

273 I don't have to concern myself with it, but I feel bad for the guys who are young enough to have to wade into that pool.
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agreed.

Its a flat out mess.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (IXY1i)

274 264
>>>There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk

Bearded ladies are making a comeback.

Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2018 04:58 PM (Nnl9v)

yes we are

Posted by: WNBA at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (UsCnO)

275 Bearded ladies are making a comeback.
Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2018 04:58 PM

Begun, the Carpet Wars have.

Posted by: J. Random Yoda Sock at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (ctuyM)

276 Nowadays when I see a young woman who is attractive, I imagine her pregnant and pushing a stroller.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (csWI6)

277 With women under a certain age (25?30?) small, discreet tattoos shouldn't be an automatic disqualifier.
But a lack of tattoos should be considered a plus.
IMO.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (0jtPF)

278 Dear penthouse

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (6Ll1u)

279 > These days, if you're under 30, good luck finding one without.

If I had a college-age son, I think I'd recommend that he attend Brigham Young. I'd rather he turned out a Mormon than a communist, and the place is full of lovely, clean girls who make excellent wives and mothers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (GXOTw)

280 241 . . . parts needed to rebuild the lawnmower engine, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 6.5mm Creedmoor ballistics, possible locations for a new hog trap, which Black Rifle coffee to try next, ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2018
*
*
Bailey vs. Jennifer . . .

Ever notice that those comparisons have a certain logic all their own? It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

Betty and Veronica.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (lKs2v)

281 271 I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (tpDAe)

Try an antacid.

And do us a favor ... roll down your window. Thanks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (EV+4+)

282 273
I don't have to concern myself with it, but I feel bad for the guys who are young enough to have to wade into that pool.

=======

agreed.

Its a flat out mess.

Hand sanitizer isn't just for hands any more!

Posted by: young men in the dating pool at May 07, 2018 05:02 PM (UsCnO)

283 Understood. I don't have to concern myself with it, but I feel bad for the guys who are young enough to have to wade into that pool.

Don't. They're taking full advantage of the fact that women have worked 24/7 for decades to normalize vulgar, whoreish behavior in the name of MUH FREEDOM.

They'll all end-up miserable. Eventually. But until then it's an all you can, uh, eat buffet for any reasonably good looking guy. Or even not so good looking.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 05:02 PM (NYS7S)

284 276 Nowadays when I see a young woman who is attractive, I imagine her pregnant and pushing a stroller.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM (csWI6)

I imagine "damn I bet her mom is pretty hot."

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:02 PM (lKs2v)

285 I would honestly, in general, not recommend marrying anyone under the age of 30 these days.

True for both women and men. I mean from a guy's perspective its easy to find fault with the girls but... the boys are just as bad, in their own way. Unless a lot of people an awful lot of growing up in an an amazing hurry, we're looking at a future like Japan with nobody marrying or having kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:03 PM (39g3+)

286 Boy, if these nice, educated, connected (D) men are such horrible pieces of human garbage, imagine how much worse Trump must be.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 05:03 PM (8DzrB)

287 280/241
It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

Tracy Lordes vs. Jenna Jamieson

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2018 05:03 PM (jxbfJ)

288 I like Charlie Rose. I like him with his lips locked around my digital clock. ew, eww, Yes Charlie, yes!

Now, watching Melania starting a campaign about things that actually might make a difference, well that just won't do! It doesn't decrease the size of soda's or anything important like the previous first-wench would have advocated. And, God, does she look good in her clothes. Speak some of those other languages to me, girl, ... not like that other one used to do in that whinny, needy, down-trodden, fake voice. Speak French or Russian, or something else cool.

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:04 PM (PEcU2)

289 My new girlfriend is an impossibly young 51, Ya, I'm a stud

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:04 PM (6Ll1u)

290 Hand sanitizer isn't just for hands any more!

==

You did use it for birth control, did you? Please say you did not.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 05:04 PM (bUjCl)

291 Let me assure you that when you attend and all boys high school, the very middle aged, very plump Spanish teacher lady starts looking pretty good.

I went to a co-ed high school and I was checking out most of the ladies, even some teachers that were fours, tops. However, that level of hyper-awareness dropped precipitously once I turned 18 or so. Thank the Lord!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (iv0p7)

292 287 280/241
It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

Tracy Lordes vs. Jenna Jamieson
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Chasey Lain vs. Asia Carrera

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (FZYNt)

293
McCain: snhfgt bhdkfi ndjduf glarbl!

Staffer: The senator says he doesn't want Trump at his funeral.

McCain: blargl dnhkkt warfll!

Staffer: He also thinks we should bomb the fuck out of Switzerland.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (gC2IV)

294 292 287 280/241
It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM (Tdl6i)

Tracy Lordes vs. Jenna Jamieson
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Chasey Lain vs. Asia Carrera
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (FZYNt)

Chasey Lain has at least had a song written about her.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (lKs2v)

295 Now, watching Melania starting a campaign about things that actually might make a difference

What is she starting a campaign about?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (tpDAe)

296 small, discreet tattoos shouldn't be an automatic disqualifier.
But a lack of tattoos should be considered a plus.
IMO.
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well, its not good.

Again from the perspective of you are going to trust this person with your bank account, credit cards, car, house and children. You are looking at decision making and impulsivity. But hey, plenty of crazy people without tattoos walking around as well. Tat's will require extra screening for sure.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (DjeLN)

297 Bailey vs. Jennifer . . .

Ever notice that those comparisons have a certain logic all their
own? It's always between two women in the same genre, if not the same TV
show. You never hear, "Bailey vs. Morticia," do you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2018 04:52 PM

-----

Betty and Veronica.
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:01 PM

I was going to retort with Jeannie vs. Samantha, but realized that really is the same genre, and lacking any other examples, am willing to accept your hypothesis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (ctuyM)

298 Chelsea Manning vs Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: duh at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (djCea)

299 A girl I was engaged to for about six months at the time suggested we try a threesome . I think she thought she was doing this for me but all it did was start my planning how to get out of marrying her. I'm down for it but not with the person who will be my wife. Yeah hypocritical but so be it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (IdMiN)

300 Maybe I'm different then. I don't tend to picture
women that way. I'm not picturing them naked, I'm not imagining having
sex with them.

-----------------------------------------------
Yeah I don't. I mean I have thought about sexing up women, but its
rarely with them unless they're being sexy and provoking the thoughts. I
will think about how much I like how they look and try to remember how
they look in case I want to describe someone like that in story or draw
them but ... I dunno maybe we're weird?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 04:49 PM (39g3+)

Or maybe, now just follow me here for a second, a lot of us just
might be cracking jokes and going over the top because its not really
something being discussed seriously.

*Mindblown*

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 04:59 PM (lKs2v)

I prefaced my original comment here by saying "if we're being serious."

Then a number of people chimed in.

You're welcome to joke about it all you want, but I don't think there's any cause to get your mind blown over the notion of people actually, you know, taking the subject seriously.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (9chmE)

301 299 A girl I was engaged to for about six months at the time suggested we try a threesome . I think she thought she was doing this for me but all it did was start my planning how to get out of marrying her. I'm down for it but not with the person who will be my wife. Yeah hypocritical but so be it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

there is a name for girls like that - A Keeper

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (FZYNt)

302 I went to a co-ed high school and I was checking out most of the ladies, even some teachers that were fours, tops. However, that level of hyper-awareness dropped precipitously once I turned 18 or so. Thank the Lord!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (iv0p7)

-

Then you get married and a few years later you're right back where you started.

"You know, Maria isn't that bad looking. Especially if she still has has any interest in sex."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (8DzrB)

303 True for both women and men. I mean from a guy's perspective its easy to find fault with the girls but... the boys are just as bad, in their own way. Unless a lot of people an awful lot of growing up in an an amazing hurry, we're looking at a future like Japan with nobody marrying or having kids.
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Clearly.

Correction incoming.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (hhfF0)

304 If a tattoo doesn't cover a bullet hole, with a date, and a Thank You, Jesus!, it shouldn't be there.

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (PEcU2)

305 Heather Thomas vs Heather Locklear vs Heather Graham

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 05:08 PM (IdMiN)

306
You're welcome to joke about it all you want, but I don't think there's any cause to get your mind blown over the notion of people actually, you know, taking the subject seriously.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (9chmE)

And perhaps my comment there was not written in a totally serious manner either.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:08 PM (lKs2v)

307 'I'll have the Fish Tacos.'

-Shit Hillary Clinton Said, Vol i (2015)

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:08 PM (bFsC3)

308 Samantha Fox vs Suzanna Hoffs?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:08 PM (39g3+)

309 Unless a lot of people an awful lot of growing up in an an amazing hurry, we're looking at a future like Japan with nobody marrying or having kids.

Good times make soft men.
Soft men make hard times.

Hard times coming. In spades.

Posted by: DocJ at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (NYS7S)

310 Yeah hypocritical but so be it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 07, 2018 05:06 PM (IdMiN)

You're honest.

In any conversation about women - when women can hear - some dudes, get this, lie.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (EV+4+)

311 >>Heather Thomas vs Heather Locklear vs Heather Graham

That's a HEATHERS I would watch.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (bFsC3)

312 there is a name for girls like that - A Keeper
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (FZYNt)

Maybe not if she were suggesting a threesome with a another male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (tpDAe)

313 208 Love is a rose...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Some say ...

I say, "Love is a Battlefield!!!!"
Posted by: Pat Benatar at May 07, 2018 04:46 PM (AoK0a)

I thought "love is like your nose."

Posted by: Linda Ronstadt at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (oYp/M)

314 You need to start a Hillary Clinton excess drinking injury watch. I suggest a pool so we can bet on the next one. Today's little orthopedic correction...back brace.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (7JHra)

315 I have USMC tattooed on my chest, but only people who know me well know it's there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 05:10 PM (gC2IV)

316 Brittney Spears vs Christina Aguilera cira 1999

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:10 PM (FZYNt)

317 >>A girl I was engaged to for about six months at the time suggested we try a threesome

The Paolo and your Girlfriend...

we really missed you that night, my friend,

Posted by: Paolo at May 07, 2018 05:10 PM (bFsC3)

318 I'll respect women as individuals and be concerned about their ideas if it'll get me laid, sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

319 271
I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (tpDAe)
No decorum whatsoever. Very embarrassing.

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:11 PM (a0IVu)

320 Answer: Stale pee, Bengay and failure.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (5POSq)

321 What is she starting a campaign about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:05 PM (tpDAe)

I'll only say that the main-stream media will tell you everything that they want you to know. But, she seems to want to unhook the children from social media addiction, opioid addiction, and bullying in all of it's flavors. Nothing at all about the size of soft-drinks that I have seen. lol!

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (PEcU2)

322 312 there is a name for girls like that - A Keeper
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:07 PM (FZYNt)

Maybe not if she were suggesting a threesome with a another male.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:09 PM (tpDAe)

It is if you're governor of New Jersey.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (lKs2v)

323 Question: What does Hillary! smell like?

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (G2k3/)

324 >>No decorum whatsoever. Very embarrassing.

The Old Man Balls will Pendulum Back. Eventually.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (bFsC3)

325 I imagine "damn I bet her mom is pretty hot."

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:02 PM (lKs2v)
Lol buzzion...

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

326 I am always late to the game, but it was nice in the last thread to see that Jake Tapper was kind enough to reach out and give John McCain one last handy.

Brings a tear to a fellows eye.

Well done, Jake. Well Done.

Johnny Mac, The press really loved. They loved you long time!

What more could you do to gain their love?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (7+qdf)

327

"Mr. Rose repeatedly boasted of his sexual conquests, telling [his employees], 'You should have seen the women that I was with when I was younger,' " the suit says.

"Hey baby, you must've really been something before electricity!'

/Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (GdWl+)

328 Why does anyone in the antipodes care about what Hillary thinks of the US Presidential election?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (tpDAe)

329 318 I'll respect women as individuals and be concerned about their ideas if it'll get me laid, sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 07, 2018 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

That's not how Virtue Signalling works, Peebles. That's not how it works at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:13 PM (EV+4+)

330 320 Answer: Stale pee, Bengay and failure.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (5POSq)

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What is the scent of Hillary?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2018 05:13 PM (gC2IV)

331 Looking back I got hitched too young (23)... also not soon enough because you never know how long your health will hold out. tick////tock. No way I could keep up with young kids now and I'm only 50 (49 but turn the dreaded 50 this year). I was disabled (officially) in my early 40s. I don't know how my wife puts up with me.

Buy disability insurance git married and have younguns early.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 07, 2018 05:13 PM (0OmEj)

332 Not to defend Charlie Rose, but is it possible that he uses lame pick-up lines, makes awkward passes and acts like every young women in his radius wants to have sex with him because he's always done this--and IT USED TO WORK?
Every time?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2018 05:13 PM (7uYFy)

333 325 I imagine "damn I bet her mom is pretty hot."

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:02 PM (lKs2v)
Lol buzzion...
Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

Joke I stole from a comedian.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (lKs2v)

334 >>>Officials with Broward County schools confirmed Sunday night that Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz was assigned to the deferred disciplinary program supported by President Obama.

Has Hogg been forced to address this yet? "Mr. Hogg, you think the laws need to be reformed in order to result in increased safety. How about repealing this one instead of introducing even more restrictions? If you could introduce more restrictions and they fail due to the same stupid political correctness, would you continue pushing for even more restrictions?"

Twist in the thumb screws if possible. I suppose he's being shielded from debate or scrutiny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (/qEW2)

335
Jane Jetson or Wilma Flintstone

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (10vO4)

336
If I gave you everything that I owned and asked for nothing in return would you do the same for me as I would for you? Or take me for a ride, and strip me of everything including my pride? But spirit is something that no one destroys. And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound. The low spark of high-heeled boys.

Posted by: Steve Winwood at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (LOgQ4)

337 If I had a college-age son, I think I'd recommend that he attend Brigham Young. I'd rather he turned out a Mormon than a communist, and the place is full of lovely, clean girls who make excellent wives and mothers.

I went to BYU. It was a great experience. I didn't find my sweetie there, but I did marry a good LDS woman. She's tattoo free and a great mom. She's got none of the major vices and very few of the lesser ones. She's smoking hot too.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (iv0p7)

338 Mr.Ace, I listened to the podcast you posted a few days ago, of yourself and another gentleman (about SJW's in comics), and I must say, when I heard your voice I was stunned, stunned, I tell you. You sound very young, and I was expecting to here a gravelly, salty kind of voice like let's say .... Red Green. Just sayin'.

Posted by: John Carter at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (krPYM)

339 Dana Perino vs Kimberly Guilfoyle

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (FZYNt)

340 Why does anyone in the antipodes care about what Hillary thinks of the US Presidential election?
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Well you are on to something there. Spend some time thinking about that. Seriously. What's in it for them? *Final Jeopardy Theme Music*

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (kz4or)

341 "14 Small hands. Smell like cabbage."

Glad this comment was made in the top 15 good job Horde.

Posted by: goodluckduck at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (rwaEp)

342 Tapper does a reach-around like you read about.

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (PEcU2)

343 Tatts, nose piercings, ritual scarification, gauges, pink or green hair.
Yeah, no thanks.

Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (w7KSn)

344 323 Question: What does Hillary! smell like?

Like an ocean breeze at low tide, swirling around the rendering plant, then wafting past the paper mill....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (F8cRI)

345 Jane Jetson and Betty Rubble

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (bFsC3)

346 >>>Jane Jetson or Wilma Flintstone

Betty Rubble.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (djCea)

347 What is it with the LDS? The women are hot, hot, hot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (rBnYq)

348 339 Dana Perino vs Kimberly Guilfoyle

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (FZYNt)

Yes.

Posted by: Jasper at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (EV+4+)

349 >>>I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.<<<

The secret is to increase your daily intake of fiber. That hitch in your giddy up won't go away on its own.

Posted by: Fritz at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (J7XgW)

350 I can't wait for Andrea Mitchell's Me Too Moment with Ray Charles and Jose Feliciano.

Posted by: mc at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (l1TIo)

351 Question: What does Hillary! smell like?

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (G2k3/)

-

Can't speak for Hillary, but if you've spent any time in the South or an urban area you know almost exactly what Michael Obama smells like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (8DzrB)

352 lefty idiots on Twitter mocking flotus on her 'broken english'. I really detest some of the parasites on the left.

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

353 I can't really judge any of this without pictures.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (F5+ro)

354 So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

355 ++"338 Mr.Ace, I listened to the podcast you posted a few days ago, of yourself and another gentleman (about SJW's in comics), and I must say, when I heard your voice I was stunned, stunned, I tell you. You sound very young, and I was expecting to **here a gravelly, salty kind of voice like let's say .... Red Green. Just sayin'.
Posted by: John Carter at May 07, 2018 05:14 PM (krPYM)

**hear, sorry.

Posted by: John Carter at May 07, 2018 05:17 PM (krPYM)

356 129 (ceteris paribus)

speaking of which, it's interesting to see how many of my ancestors were bus drivers for churches. I can tell this because the parish records list their occupations as "pastoribus".

Posted by: Anachronda at May 07, 2018 05:17 PM (v3pYe)

357 Now Go Ass to Ass.

Posted by: Cogswell Cogs at May 07, 2018 05:17 PM (bFsC3)

358 BTW ace is on the Federalist podcast again today. It's available for download now on itunes.

Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2018 05:17 PM (lKs2v)

359 What is it with the LDS? The women are hot, hot, hot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (rBnYq)

Clean living?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2018 05:17 PM (7uYFy)

360
If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this? Don't worry too much it'll happen to you as sure as your sorrows are joys. And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

Posted by: Steve Winwood at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (LOgQ4)

361 352. She could easily deliver her remarks in any one of at least six other languages, but I doubt that would satisfy them.
Their blasphemy against the Empress of Slav Women, Smouldering Sensuality, and general MILFY-ness shall not go unpunished.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

362 >> So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?

And everything your ex-wife told you about her is a lie.

She does all sorts of things with her mouth!

(Yes. Many have lived your story.)

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (bFsC3)

363 What is it with the LDS? The women are hot, hot, hot.
==
no smoking, drinking, or caffeine, exercise
and plastic surgery.

I had a friend who is a plastic surgeon in Salt Lake. Its pretty common.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (PMzMr)

364 Jane Jetson or Wilma Flintstone

Betty Rubble.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2018 05:15 PM (djCea)

Oh, yeah, Betty would rock your world.

I've heard.

Posted by: Fred F. at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (953wK)

365 335 Jane Jetson or Wilma Flintstone

embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: Charlie Rose at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (v3pYe)

366 358 I guess Ben Domenech doesn't take offense to all the things ace said about Megs McCain and her funbags...

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (LiyEm)

367 If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this? Don't worry too much it'll happen to you as sure as your sorrows are joys. And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.
Posted by: Steve Winwood at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (LOgQ4)

Thanks. Now I have to go home and listen to it.
With headphones.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (7uYFy)

368 There was a time when TV people had about the same status as carneys and circusfolk. Then we became very stupid and began treating TV idiots as sages and role models.

We should go back to the old ways on this.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM
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The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: bluebell at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (oMtOd)

369 Jane Jetson or Wilma Flintstone

Yeah Betty Rubble.

I mean Wilma is the one you take home to mom but Betty is the one you date until you are ready to take home a girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (39g3+)

370 Question: What does Hillary! smell like?

Like someone took a crap and tried to cover it up with Pine-scented aerosol.

Posted by: John Carter at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (krPYM)

371 361 352. She could easily deliver her remarks in any one of at least six other languages, but I doubt that would satisfy them.
Their blasphemy against the Empress of Slav Women, Smouldering Sensuality, and general MILFY-ness shall not go unpunished.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

She's a dog compared to Moochelle Obama. /MSM and every liberal retard out there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (oYp/M)

372 351 Question: What does Hillary! smell like?

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:12 PM (G2k3/)

I suppose that it depends upon whether she has just stepped into monkey shit and slid down a flight of stairs, or if she is pooping herself while trying to fall into the van.

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:19 PM (PEcU2)

373 I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER DANGER DANGER!!!!!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (hhfF0)

374 What does Hillary! smell like?

Booze, that wintergreen/menthol smell of BenGay, heavy rosewater perfume, and diapers.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (iv0p7)

375 Kurt Schlichter has tossed an new Molotov Column out at Townhall. He claims buying AR15's and plenty of stockpiled ammo is not just smart, it's Science.

And we all believe in Science, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (rBnYq)

376 319 271
I think these randy old farts are an embarrassment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:00 PM (tpDAe)
No decorum whatsoever. Very embarrassing.
Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:11 PM (a0IVu)

Just a bunch of old dogs running to the end of their chains and barking. We'll be back up on the porch in a few.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (waybW)

377 Oh, and I forgot...

it doesn't end well.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (bFsC3)

378 354 So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

I can't tell if you're serious or not, but if you are, this is not the place I would recommend going for relationship advice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 07, 2018 05:21 PM (F5+ro)

379 >>this is not the place I would recommend going for relationship advice.

Ignore that guy!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:21 PM (bFsC3)

380
If you see something that looks like a star and it's shooting up out of the ground and your head is spinning from a loud guitar and you just can't escape from the sound don't worry too much, it'll happen to you. We were children once, playing with toys... and the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

Posted by: Steve Winwood at May 07, 2018 05:21 PM (LOgQ4)

381 What does Hillary! smell like?
--------------------------------------------

ammonia, bleach, sulfuric acid and vodka

Posted by: JoeF. at May 07, 2018 05:22 PM (7uYFy)

382 I had a friend who is a plastic surgeon in Salt Lake. Its pretty common.

I wouldn't doubt it, although I will point out SLC is only about 50% LDS.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:22 PM (iv0p7)

383 it doesn't end well.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (bFsC3)

It always ends poorly ... or it wouldn't end at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:22 PM (EV+4+)

384 My wife ran off with my best friend. Man, do I miss him.

Posted by: mc at May 07, 2018 05:22 PM (l1TIo)

385 379 >>this is not the place I would recommend going for relationship advice.

Ignore that guy!
Posted by: garrett

seconded and please provide pics.

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (FZYNt)

386 Kurt Schlichter has tossed an new Molotov Column out at Townhall. He claims buying AR15's and plenty of stockpiled ammo is not just smart, it's Science.

And we all believe in Science, right?
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So there was a flood plain actuary that wrote an internet article on the topic. Calculated the lifetime odds of armed insurrection in the US. I forget what the time frame was but I think it was likely in a lifetime. Math doesn't lie.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (IXY1i)

387 It always ends poorly ... or it wouldn't end at all.

I found my glasses in the last place I looked, isn't that the way it always is?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (39g3+)

388 Zip it Testes !!!

We've got important Relationship Device to give out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (EV+4+)

389 354
Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (fA1SL)

390 354 So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her
best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)

Well, if you ex-wife is okay with it...though it does sound like it has the potential to get messy...

Posted by: IC at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (a0IVu)

391 This is the best place for advice

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

392 375 Kurt Schlichter has tossed an new Molotov Column out at Townhall. He claims buying AR15's and plenty of stockpiled ammo is not just smart, it's Science.

And we all believe in Science, right?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm Your Huckleberry! at May 07, 2018 05:20 PM (rBnYq)

That's why we have armed guards.

Posted by: Your Betters in the "Party of Science" at May 07, 2018 05:24 PM (Brjj7)

393 Now, take the male friend who said in a sermon "Jesus is not like your friend-around when you want them and otherwise they're not." if you're a clergyperson you probably listen too closely to your colleagues sermons, but as the fellow's friend I could have rather cheerfully banged him on the head at that point Not really, but it was a eye rolling moment. I don't think of my friends that way-glad they're around when I want them around and otherwise not. I just think "Well, my friends have lives and sometimes I see them and I'm quite glad and sometimes i don't see them. That's how life works."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:24 PM (tpDAe)

394 Well, if you ex-wife is okay with it...though it does sound like it has the potential to get messy...
Posted by: IC

eatin' ain't cheatin'

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (FZYNt)

395
The percentage you're paying is too high a price while you're living beyond all your means and the man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he's made on your dreams. But today you just read that the man was shot dead by a gun that didn't make any noise. But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest was the low spark of high-heeled boys.

Posted by: Steve Winwood at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (LOgQ4)

396 I had a friend who is a plastic surgeon in Salt Lake. Its pretty common.

I wouldn't doubt it, although I will point out SLC is only about 50% LDS.
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He is a Mormon. He said the only place in the country with more plastic surgeons was LA. Not sure if that is true but he said it and said he was still doing a lot of work despite all the competition.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (DjeLN)

397 So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend. Am I doing something wrong, or getting on with my life?

I'm no expert but if I were writing this as a plot in a story it would go very badly. Just a gut instinct.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (39g3+)

398 What does Hillary! smell like?

Failure and bitter lemons

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (M+Lyo)

399 This Rose kid is a joke.

Posted by: Charles Kuralt at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (581hx)

400 >>This is the best place for advice

It's Free.

I'll say that for our advice.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (bFsC3)

401 This is the best place for advice
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:23 PM (6Ll1u)

Shelving installation advice, yes.

Web design, yes, yes.

Smart military blogging, yes indeed.

Relationships . . . what are those, exactly?

Posted by: filbert at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (953wK)

402 If you see something that looks like a star and it's shooting up out of the ground and your head is spinning from a loud guitar and you just can't escape from the sound don't worry too much, it'll happen to you. We were children once, playing with toys... and the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.
Posted by: Steve Winwood
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Ooooooooo...don't stop...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 07, 2018 05:25 PM (5IJky)

403
Now that I've turned 51, I find my thoughts about sex have declined markedly.

I only think about sex 97% of the time, rather than the 99.99% of my 20s.

And I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (8O3HH)

404
but as the fellow's friend I could have rather cheerfully banged him...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:24 PM

Considered for publication.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (LOgQ4)

405 tinfoil ...

... I've found that nothing kills a new romance quicker than being too hesitant to go for anal.

Don't talk about it first, either. Thats a bitch move. Man up, and hit that Cinnamon Ring like Thors Hammer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (EV+4+)

406 >>He said the only place in the country with more plastic surgeons was LA. Not sure if that is true but he said it and said he was still doing a lot of work despite all the competition.

In LA you are competing with strangers.

In SLC you are competing with your sister-wives.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (bFsC3)

407 My girlfriends mother was hot, and it was all that I could do to keep from sinning on that day when she had me hook her bra, but there was never anyone like my high school (sophomore year) English teacher. She gave the best rides home, like ever!

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (PEcU2)

408 Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 07, 2018 05:26 PM (fA1SL)

409 It's Free.

I'll say that for our advice.

Posted by: garrett
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And worth every dime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2018 05:27 PM (9tO1t)

410 this place has lots of advice ! Most of it is bad, though. I kid, I kid!... Please don't hurt me..

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2018 05:27 PM (bUjCl)

411
So get this, I met my new girlfriend through my ex wife, it's her best friend.

Do those words look right together in the same sentence to you?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 07, 2018 05:27 PM (10vO4)

412 I need more TV clowns and degenerates lecturing me

With the right product and a taser you can get that straight out sideways fuzzy look. IDK if red is your color and the whiteface would interfere with the hobo hunts.

Posted by: BozoTheSock at May 07, 2018 05:28 PM (FhXTo)

413 rather cheerfully banged him...
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those are the best kind

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:28 PM (kz4or)

414 I've found that nothing kills a new romance quicker than being too hesitant to go for anal.

Don't talk about it first, either. Thats a bitch move. Man up, and hit that Cinnamon Ring like Thors Hammer.
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Dr. Phil is that you?

Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:30 PM (kz4or)

415 Posted by: Simplemind at May 07, 2018 05:28 PM (kz4or)

>>On the head (the head above the shoulders-with a blunt instrument) ;^) I prefer his wife to him but i don't want to have sex with either of them.For sheer niceness, she has it over him by a male however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:30 PM (tpDAe)

416 No really, what's wrong with my relationship?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

417 We all think Hawaii should pay a
fine for introducing more the normal amount of Global Warming Gases from the Volcanoes. We call on the UN to fine Hawaii and stop the volcanoes from doing more damage to the air !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 07, 2018 05:31 PM (qM84C)

418 He is a Mormon. He said the only place in the country with more plastic surgeons was LA. Not sure if that is true but he said it and said he was still doing a lot of work despite all the competition.

I wasn't doubting you, but I looked it up because I was curious. This site says Miami is #1, SLC is #2, and LA is #3!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9k8oe9f

They attribute SLC's thirst for plastic surgery to a "dating crisis". That makes sense to me. I knew LDS ladies who were worried about being unmarried old maids at 21 years of age. Not terrified, mind you, but worried.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2018 05:32 PM (iv0p7)

419 Carneys...Nomads, you know...

Posted by: bob at May 07, 2018 05:32 PM (D4BQa)

420 416 No really, what's wrong with my relationship?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

Absolutely nothing that a little Rough Anal Surprise won't set right.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2018 05:32 PM (EV+4+)

421 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:30 PM (tpDAe)

"For sheer niceness, she has it over him by a male however."

That is nice...

Posted by: bob at May 07, 2018 05:33 PM (D4BQa)

422 Posted by: bob at May 07, 2018 05:33 PM (D4BQa)

Sorry, meant by a "mile"-not male. He'd probably be equally self involved if he were a woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2018 05:37 PM (tpDAe)

423 Every woman is a good lay, one way or another.

Posted by: Wilson Pluckett at May 07, 2018 05:40 PM (IYjrj)

424 with the next step being doing a "new deal".

When the mullahs are gone normality will be the "new deal".

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2018 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

425 "416 No really, what's wrong with my relationship?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 07, 2018 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)"

Yer supposed to hit the best friend before yer divorced, that's what.

Posted by: John Carter at May 07, 2018 05:44 PM (krPYM)

426 teevee people and presstitutes, what's the diff?

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2018 05:55 PM (Y274z)

427 before i make any comments, i have one question:

what does Jake Tapper think of all this...
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 07, 2018 04:39 PM (kGHHG)

We couldn't find time in the schedule. We're full up with the return of the Solid Gold Dancers.

Posted by: The Tapper and Clapper Variety Hour at May 07, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)

428 What 25ish woman would want to think about, let alone look at Charlie Rose's baggy nasty ball sac?

The guy is insane.

"Put it away Charlie...no one wants to see it"

Posted by: davideisenstadt at May 07, 2018 06:26 PM (Yjedk)

429 We all think Hawaii should pay a
fine for introducing more the normal amount of Global Warming Gases from the Volcanoes. We call on the UN to fine Hawaii and stop the volcanoes from doing more damage to the air !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 07, 2018 05:31 PM (qM84C)

Wow. Mary making sense.

Posted by: tbodie at May 07, 2018 07:09 PM (sRczR)

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