Department of Education Dismissing Nuisance Suits by the Bushelfull

Sigh. I wish we could have done the Christian Moral Thing and elected Hillary Clinton.

The Education Department's Office for Civil Rights has begun dismissing hundreds of civil rights complaints under a new protocol that allows investigators to disregard cases that are part of serial filings or that they consider burdensome to the office.

Department officials said the new policy targeted advocates who flooded the office with thousands of complaints for similar violations, jamming its investigation pipeline with cases that could be resolved without exhausting staff and resources.

...

Among the changes implemented immediately is a provision that allows the Office for Civil Rights to dismiss cases that reflect "a pattern of complaints previously filed with O.C.R. by an individual or a group against multiple recipients," or complaints "filed for the first time against multiple recipients that" place "an unreasonable burden on O.C.R.'s resources."

So far, the provision has resulted in the dismissal of more than 500 disability rights complaints.

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According to the Education Department, 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people. The next year, of the 12,837 total cases, 23 percent of them did.


The department calls the complainants "frequent fliers."

So Betsy DeVos is defanging the Title IX Kangaroo Courts and dismissing complaints from people who literally file thousands and thousands of ticky-tack complaints every year.

But you should have voted for Hillary Clinton, you #FakeChristians.

Hey, that's not me saying so; that's grandstanding sanctimonious c**t David French saying that.

Apparently it's not Christians' chief mission in the world to accept Christ and try to follow his example, and lead others to Christianity. Nor is it Christians' highest political priority to oppose abortion or encroachments upon their own ability to freely worship their god.

No, according to French, a Christian's primary duty is to Ostentatiously Pour Moral Condemnation on Trump, doing so in a public place so that others might see you praying and showing off your own alleged morality.

That doesn't sound quite right to me.

But what do I know. I'm not as moral as this strutting, preening peacock.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:48 PM




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1 Dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but just in case:

@RealSaavedra
#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal & to look for ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston Globe

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/992530897638383616

Treasonous collusion with Iran (a RUSSIAN! ally), I say.

Posted by: The Institute at May 04, 2018 06:32 PM (nGsFZ)

2 First? Whatabout thechildren?

Posted by: Regular joe at May 04, 2018 06:32 PM (7PllL)

3 Can't say I'm tired of winning.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarasque Enthusiast at May 04, 2018 06:33 PM (BRpqW)

4 The verse you're looking for Ace, is Matthew 6:5

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray
standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by
others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2018 06:33 PM (vFKpB)

5 Abolish the Department of Education.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

6 Top 10? Oh my..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 04, 2018 06:36 PM (+ldAm)

7 Treasonous collusion with Iran (a RUSSIAN! ally), I say.
Posted by: The Institute

Logan Act violation at a minimum, isn't it?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 06:36 PM (+Tibp)

8 Go DeVos!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:37 PM (n9EOP)

9 You do know you're justing giving Felonia von Pantsuit 'Why I lost' ideas don't you?

I lost because Christians hate me ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at May 04, 2018 06:37 PM (AoK0a)

10 Classic Cloward-Piven, overwhelm the system!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:37 PM (n9EOP)

11 Dunno if this has been mentioned yet, but just in case:

@RealSaavedra
#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal & to look for ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston Globe

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/992530897638383616

Treasonous collusion with Iran (a RUSSIAN! ally), I say.

Posted by: The Institute at May 04, 2018 06:32 PM (nGsFZ)

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Yes, but did he pay a whore to keep her yap shut? Because that's real treason.

Posted by: MSM at May 04, 2018 06:38 PM (6n332)

12 David French, putting the fairy in Pharisee

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2018 06:39 PM (zz59B)

13 Treasonous collusion with Iran (a RUSSIAN! ally), I say.

Posted by: The Institute at May 04, 2018 06:32 PM (nGsFZ)


Not Horseface Kerry's first Iranian Rodeo!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:39 PM (n9EOP)

14 Brother, you don't know a bad day at work until you've had to remove a man *from himself.*

Posted by: David French's Proctologist at May 04, 2018 06:40 PM (e4ZX9)

15 Once a yellow-bellied traitor always a yellow-bellied traitor. Eff him. Revoke his passport, arrest

Posted by: Auscolpyr Pissbott at May 04, 2018 06:40 PM (pzA2L)

16 >>#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal & to look for ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston Globe

There must be some really stinky shit in the side deals that we still haven't seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

17 Mr. French is dead?

Posted by: Buffy at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

18 Has anyone seen the receipt from an Iranian official certifying the exact amount of untraceable cash that was hand delivered to Iran and actually arrived in Iran?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (n9EOP)

19 No special counsel is going to look into Kerry's collusion with enemy foreign governments.It's not his first time either.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

20 One wonders what these nuisance lawsuits are even about.

Are they atheistic leftists suing to have some remnant of Christianity removed from the school system?

Are they fraudulent "disabled" hucksters trying to get mucho $$$ out of every school because one of the wheelchair ramps is 3% out of alignment?

Are they just crazy asshole-lunatics who sue because they're parabored (a combination of paranoid and bored)?

Anyone have a clue?

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (42M22)

21 >>>>>>41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people.
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.We seriously need some sort of law to prevent this from happening.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2018 06:43 PM (+Dllb)

22 @RealSaavedra

#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian
official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal to look for
ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston
Globe

Never let it be said that Jawnny would ever pass up a chance to make a quick million. Even if he has to fuck over the country to do it.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

23 I will never ever take any kind of moral instruction or guidance from someone who is personally wounded by the diminishment of Washington DC.

If French and crew weren't deep in the throws of narcissistic rage over Trump, they'd have to admit DC resembles every biblical city destroyed by God.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 06:44 PM (LNPd9)

24 21. Vexatious litigants get helicopter rides.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 06:44 PM (fA1SL)

25 Not Horseface Kerry's first Iranian Rodeo! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:39 PM (n9EOP)
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I think he has an Iranian son-in-law.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 06:44 PM (MIKMs)

26 Cuck cuck cuck ca COCK!!!

Posted by: David Frenchrimjob at May 04, 2018 06:44 PM (fgx+J)

27 OT: I love my new scanner.



"Suspect is a black male, 6 feet two inches, in drag. Wearing a floral dress and red heels."

Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2018 06:44 PM (yzxic)

28 21 >>>>>>41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people.
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.
.We seriously need some sort of law to prevent this from happening.

Or figure out if they ever walk alone in the woods.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (F8cRI)

29 Horseface sees his legacy shaping up as the guy who couldn't beat W in 2004 and the weakling that passed a shit deal only to have it torn up by the hated Trump. Oh and marrying the widow of a rich Republican which is the only reason this D+ student managed to stay in politics.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarasque Enthusiast at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (BRpqW)

30 27 Michelle Obama?

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (LiyEm)

31 Are they just crazy asshole-lunatics who sue because they're parabored (a combination of paranoid paraplegic and bored)?

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (42M22)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (wYseH)

32 Ah, I found the answer: disability huckters.

From the article:

"The department calls the complainants “frequent fliers.”

Marcie Lipsitt is proud to be one of them.

In the last two years, Ms. Lipsitt, a disability rights advocate in Michigan, has filed more than 2,400 complaints with the office against schools, departments of education, colleges and universities, libraries and other educational institutions across the country that have websites that people who are deaf or blind or who struggle with fine motor skills cannot navigate."

Great, lady. Bring the nation to a screeching halt because a blind person cannot "navigate" a Web site. WTF???

Guess we need to shut down the internet because some people are too clumsy to use a mouse (people "who struggle with fine motor skills").

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (42M22)

33 One wonders what these nuisance lawsuits are even about.

Are they atheistic leftists suing to have some remnant of Christianity removed from the school system?

Are they fraudulent "disabled" hucksters trying to get mucho $$$ out of every school because one of the wheelchair ramps is 3% out of alignment?

Are they just crazy asshole-lunatics who sue because they're parabored (a combination of paranoid and bored)?

Anyone have a clue?

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM

As I say over and over again, sometimes what you don't see tells you more then what you actually see. If the press isn't getting into the details, it's because the details are embarrassing to the agenda.

Posted by: Deiter's Dance Party at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (LOgQ4)

34 I gave the ragheads my 'Nam medals as a sign of good faith.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (Tyii7)

35 Kind of reminds me of the disabled guy I talked to in Florida last year who's retired. All he does is ride his power chair around and finds limited access, then Sue's the city or businesses under the ADA. I asked him why and he said it keeps him out of trouble and it gives the city fits.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 04, 2018 06:46 PM (CnvEl)

36 Ace did another podcast!

For the Federalist....

It'll do!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:46 PM (Jj43a)

37 Does that make him a meatball too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:46 PM (Jj43a)

38 Never let it be said that Jawnny would ever pass up a chance to make a quick million. Even if he has to fuck over the country to do it.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

18

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:46 PM (n9EOP)

39 Michelle Obama?

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (LiyEm)


Evidently "Florida Man". Hit and run driver, FL tags. Got out of the car, looked at the damage then jumped back in and drove off.

Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2018 06:46 PM (yzxic)

40 I don't even Cruz would be this effective as POTUS.

I don't feel like apologizing for Trump anymore.

Also, if he likes big titted MILF porners...I recommend we set him up with Ava Adams, she's very hot and probably conservative.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:47 PM (Kuhyt)

41 Shouldn't "frequent fliers" be frequent filers?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2018 06:47 PM (l9m7l)

42 Wow, what a dragon slayer!

Dismantling Cloward Piven, one frivolous suit at a time.

Posted by: PJ at May 04, 2018 06:47 PM (qlTN9)

43 40 I don't even Cruz would be this effective as POTUS.

I don't feel like apologizing for Trump anymore.

Also, if he likes big titted MILF porners...I recommend we set him up with Ava Adams, she's very hot and probably conservative.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:47 PM (Kuhyt)

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Brandi Love is a MAGA girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (Jj43a)

44 Then again, trump needs to start isolating and quarantining these activist #resist judges, so there's that item on the agnenda.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (Kuhyt)

45 What's the math on that? 8000/3...

~2800 each. How is that possible?

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)

46 (27) Nope. Barky's Spring Collection.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (RuIsu)

47 Also: Race hucksters:

"Rachel M. Kleinman, senior counsel at the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, said that the new manual was "yet another avenue for O.C.R. to not seriously investigate systemic race discrimination."

The group has filed complaints on behalf of large groups of black students it believes were being disproportionately affected by law enforcement policies. "

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (42M22)

48 ======

Brandi Love is a MAGA girl."

---- done.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (Kuhyt)

49 I have read articles there are people who do nothing but find handycap rules or other state government restrictions that are not being followed to the letter who then set up lawsuits against businesses

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (aC6Sd)

50 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (Kuhyt)

51 All he does is ride his power chair around and finds limited access, then Sue's the city or businesses under the ADA.

When you pass laws with such tight, clear definitions as "reasonable accommodation", what do you expect?

Posted by: pep at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (LAe3v)

52 Beat John Kerry into the mire of his own blood
then toss it into the meatgrinder and feed it to the rats

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (fgx+J)

53 t would have to be used carefully and with limited power, but being able to go after people who file that many lawsuits and are that clearly just trying to be a nuisance ought to be a possibility.

My guess is 90% of these lawsuits are of the "this person cannot be allowed to have a voice in education" variety.

I don't even Cruz would be this effective as POTUS

Me, either. I think policy wise he's great but he doesn't have the pirate mentality it takes. Heck I wish Trump was more cut throat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

54 Brandi Love is a MAGA girl."

---- done.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (Kuhyt)


And from what I hear, she's a fine girl...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (n9EOP)

55 What's the math on that? 8000/3...



~2800 each. How is that possible?

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)


Probably cut and paste of the same complaint, just change the location and/or alleged offender.

Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (yzxic)

56 I'd like to know who these three individuals are.

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (v9gSJ)

57 Great, lady. Bring the nation to a screeching halt because a blind person cannot "navigate" a Web site. WTF???


Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM


I'm in pretty decent control of my facilities and I can barely navigate this web site, much less insert an '&' into a comment.

I'll sue!!! I'll collect every un-hung Ikea shelf he owns.

Posted by: Deiter's Dance Party at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (LOgQ4)

58 What a good wife she would be.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

59
#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal to look for ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston Globe

So he's violating the Logan Act

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (10vO4)

60 49 I have read articles there are people who do nothing but find handycap rules or other state government restrictions that are not being followed to the letter who then set up lawsuits against businesses
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (aC6Sd)

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I remember seeing a documentary or news piece on someone like that.

True believer.

Knew he was doing good work even if no handicapped person got helped.

Kinda terrifying, and I don't think it was produced to be scary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (Jj43a)

61 Probably cut and paste of the same complaint, just change the location and/or alleged offender.
Posted by: Bert G at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (yzxic)


Assault lawsuits, with a magazine that holds a lot more than 10 rounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (oYp/M)

62 Speaking of nuisance suits....

Carl Benjamin (a.k.a. "Sargon of Akkad") is being sued by some MTV scrunt for copyright infringement. He was hoping to pay for his attorney fees himself, but he's now broke due to the suit. Thus, he's set up a GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/sargon-of-akkad-legal-fund

What's awesome is that, in 11 hours, he's already raised nearly twice his goal.

I've also thrown some shekels his way.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (NL6wI)

63 The verse you're looking for Ace, is Matthew 6:5


I see you beat me to it, Weirddave. Truly, he has received his reward...of attention and Twitter followers.

Posted by: no good deed at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (eIQHF)

64 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (Kuhyt)

Some people just want to see the world burn!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (n9EOP)

65 Ace,

You mispelled "limp-dicked shit-for-brains asspipe". You accidently wrote: "peacock".

Review your spell-check dictionary.

Thanks!

Posted by: Dave G at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (YGO5t)

66 Again I thank God for Donald Trump. Who knows how quickly the shit storm would be progressing had the Beast won. It's bad enough has it is, but we have him to thank for slowing it down considerably.

Praise the Lord and bless Donald Trump.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (xPJvm)

67 I would like Devos to start patriot-shaming these academic publishers. A lot of text books nowadays, for the kids even, are straight up People's History of Amerikkka bullshit.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (Kuhyt)

68 49 I have read articles there are people who do nothing but find handycap rules or other state government restrictions that are not being followed to the letter who then set up lawsuits against businesses
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (aC6Sd)


Welcome to California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (oYp/M)

69 And from what I hear, she's a fine girl...

Yes, but my life, my love, and my lady is the sea

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

70 59
#BREAKING: John Kerry has secretly met with a top-ranking Iranian official multiple times to try to save the Iran deal to look for ways to "apply pressure on the Trump admin from the outside." - Boston Globe

So he's violating the Logan Act
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 06:50 PM (10vO4)

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My thought.

If you aren't going to put Kerry and Carter in jail over their violations, just repeal the stupid thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (Jj43a)

71 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people.
We seriously need some sort of law to prevent this from happening.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2018 06:43 PM (+Dllb)

Naw, just hide their bodies really well. Or dissolve them in Hydrofluoric Acid.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (9BLnV)

72 The Institute: #BREAKING: John Kerry...

Whoa! That's a big f*ckin' deal. Now we can't spell t-r-e-a-s-o-n without J-o-h-n K-e-r-r-y.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (H8S+R)

73 Now why exactly do we have a Department of Education??????

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (zSVEm)

74 what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?

Bog down the system with doing nothing but defending against nuisance lawsuits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

75 You mispelled "limp-dicked shit-for-brains asspipe". You accidently wrote: "peacock"."

that doesn't sound right...surely there's a silent "cuck" inthere.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:53 PM (Kuhyt)

76 73 Now why exactly do we have a Department of Education??????
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (zSVEm)

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Bureaucrats can't feed themselves.

Literally, they can't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:53 PM (Jj43a)

77 this NT thing reminds me of ghandi and the holocaust He said the jews should have volunteered to the gas chambers as a form of non-violence, or something. When asked if he really thought it would work, he said "no, but think of the statement it would have made."

Think of the statement electing hillary would have made. That is how the NT people think. there is some kind of psychological connection here, but I haven't figured it out yet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2018 06:53 PM (LWu6U)

78
Go DeVos!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar


Are we not Women?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:53 PM (IqV8l)

79 67 I would like Devos to start patriot-shaming these academic publishers. A lot of text books nowadays, for the kids even, are straight up People's History of Amerikkka bullshit.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:51 PM (Kuhyt)


California is to blame for that crap also. As the largest single market for textbooks, California has a lot of clout in what goes into a textbook.

See, most recently, the requirement in textbooks for full-throated support of perversion, and the role perverts have played in ... well ... everything. Even if they weren't really perverts at all, portray them as such.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (oYp/M)

80 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?
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Hey, it's a living. Every 'gypsy' accident scam.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (MIKMs)

81 No, according to French, a Christian's primary duty is to Ostentatiously Pour Moral Condemnation on Trump, doing so in a public place so that others might see you praying and showing off your own alleged morality.

That doesn't sound quite right to me.

But what do I know. I'm not as moral as this strutting, preening peacock.



It is my Lived Experience that anyone who is that compelled to proclaim loudly his righteousness isn't righteous at all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)

82 45 What's the math on that? 8000/3...

~2800 each. How is that possible?
Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)


The correct answer is: How does this make you feel?

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (/gJgv)

83 This reminds me of a story I read in the Austin American Statesman about 7 or so years back about how Brackenridge hospital spent 50% of their ER budget was spent on treating 10 frequent fliers who were either homeless and/or mentally ill.

Brackenridge closed in 2017.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (6n332)

84 Or dissolve them in Hydrofluoric Acid.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (9BLnV)


Contractor grade plastic, Jesse!

Posted by: W White at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (n9EOP)

85 Too bad we can't get rid of patent trolls, ADA chasers and Bullshit class action filers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (2DOZq)

86 73 Now why exactly do we have a Department of Education??????

No room at the other troughs.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (F8cRI)

87

WASHINGTON - John Kerry's bid to save one of his most significant accomplishments as secretary of state took him to New York on a Sunday afternoon two weeks ago, where, more than a year after he left office, he engaged in some unusual shadow diplomacy with a top-ranking Iranian official.

He sat down at the United Nations with Foreign Minister Javad Zarif to discuss ways of preserving the pact limiting Iran's nuclear weapons program. It was the second time in about two months that the two had met to strategize over salvaging a deal they spent years negotiating during the Obama administration, according to a person briefed on the meetings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

88 When asked if he really thought it would work, he said "no, but think of the statement it would have made."

By that reasoning, we should deport all of the Muslims. Think of the statement THAT would make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (oYp/M)

89 Anyone have a clue?

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:41 PM (42M22)
A number of moms in my special needs parents groups were grumbling about DeVos getting rid of guidance documents for disability rights or something. I didn't pay much attention coz I know these parents are very pro-Hillary..as mos of them are here in So Cal.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

90 Shouldn't "frequent fliers" be frequent filers?

If they fly United, they probably are.

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (v9gSJ)

91 There's a port. In the Mekong Bay. Where I drove. A hundred boats a day.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (Tyii7)

92 >>>Guess we need to shut down the internet because some people are too clumsy to use a mouse (people "who struggle with fine motor skills").

Blind people need free porn too!

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (zz59B)

93 Also how about stopping prisoners from getting tax refund checks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

94 Halp Me Jahn Cary I am stuk in Iran

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 06:56 PM (v9gSJ)

95
Brandi Love is rapidly transitioning from MILF to GILF. The shelf life of a GILF is measured in nano-seconds.

But she was definitely a thing.

Posted by: Deiter's Dance Party at May 04, 2018 06:56 PM (LOgQ4)

96 WASHINGTON - John Kerry's bid to save one of his most significant accomplishments as secretary of state

Kerry lost forever his very most significant accomplishment as SecState when he flushed, and turned his accomplishment over to the local sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:56 PM (oYp/M)

97 Who knows how quickly the shit storm would be progressing had the Beast won. It's bad enough has it is, but we have him to thank for slowing it down considerably.

Praise the Lord and bless Donald Trump.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite

Those 8 years of Odumbshit that we were supposed to have nothing to fear actually kinda screwed up everything. We would not have known about any of this if not for Trump.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM (+Tibp)

98 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

That sounds like a Logan violation to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

99 Also, as part of my work, I do ADA compliance. Making sure restrooms are accessible. Making parking spaces for the disabled within certain guidelines for percentage of running and side slope. It makes a difference if you're in a manual wheelchair and trying to roll up a slope that's more than 2%. The major corporation we do a lot of work for wants less than 1.5% slope, which on a sidewalk seven feet wide, equals about 3/4 of an inch. Two percent is the federal Max for running and side slope in parking spaces and sidewalks. I don't want to bore you with all the different rules regarding hieght of fixtures and accessories in retail areas and restrooms. Suffice it to say there are a lot of them.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM (CnvEl)

100 Blind people need free porn too!

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (zz59B)


Virtual Reality with Feel-A-Vision!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM (n9EOP)

101 David French should learn to keep his own counsel.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (rdl6o)

102 91 There's a port. In the Mekong Bay. Where I drove. A hundred boats a day.
Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 06:55 PM (Tyii7)


There's a port, on Narragansett Bay,
Where I parked my yacht,
So didn't have to pay,
The tax, down Massachusetts way...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (VM6ev)

103
That sounds like a Logan violation to me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM


He needs to submit himself for renewal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

104 It is my Lived Experience that anyone who is that compelled to proclaim loudly his righteousness isn't righteous at all.

Its like Socrates at the Oracle of Delphi: the most righteous among us are the ones who know thy are the most sinful. Its like waking up in the morning and stumbling into the bathroom. First glance, eh, I don't look so bad. Then you turn the light on: oh man I need to comb my hair. Then you wipe the steam off the mirror and... oh dear..

The closer we get to the light of God, the more clear our sins become to us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+)

105 This is what I would have done, rubes.

Posted by: Mittbot at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (Dp6qK)

106 That sounds like a Logan violation to me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM

---------the only way to be sure is a 5am SWAT raid. Better also SWAT serve every DNC donor to be sure.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (Kuhyt)

107
If you aren't going to put Kerry and Carter in jail over their violations, just repeal the stupid thing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (Jj43a)
=====

80% of the Senate as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (MIKMs)

108 In other news, John Kerry and his gang of keystone diplomats are actively violating the logan act in scale and scope that michael flynn never knew was possible.

good news is that everything they are doing and saying is probably sucked up by the nsa, unless they are taking active measures to avoid collection which would be suspicious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

109 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people. The next year, of the 12,837 total cases, 23 percent of them did.

-

At some point shouldn't frivolous whatever be an offense?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (VgKNm)

110 35 Kind of reminds me of the disabled guy I talked to in Florida last year who's retired. All he does is ride his power chair around and finds limited access, then Sue's the city or businesses under the ADA. I asked him why and he said it keeps him out of trouble and it gives the city fits.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&


You only have one of those in Florida? In San Francisco, there are sue many disabled lawsuit-hucksters that it's an entire demographic of people, a social class of nuisance-lawsuit-filers. But here, they do it for the $$$.

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (42M22)

111 Does Kerry still have security clearance?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (+Tibp)

112 He sat down at the United Nations with Foreign Minister Javad Zarif to discuss ways of preserving the pact limiting Iran's nuclear weapons program. It was the second time in about two months that the two had met to strategize over salvaging a deal they spent years negotiating during the Obama administration, according to a person briefed on the meetings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:54 PM (IqV8l)


"Strategizing?" Is that what you call it when you changes hands and gain a stroke? Because that's what they're doing. They have no power, no influence, no nothing. They're totally irrelevant.

And those "years" spent "negotiating?"

Iran: "We demand X."

Kerry: "OK."

Iran: "We demand Y."

Kerry: "OK."

Iran: "We demand Z."

Kerry: "OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (oYp/M)

113 ---------the only way to be sure is a 5am SWAT raid. Better also SWAT serve every DNC donor to be sure."

-----I mean, really, it'd be violation of the Logan Act to not SWAT Perkins Coie too.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (Kuhyt)

114 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

Heh. If only.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

115 50 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (Kuhyt)

Statutory damages. Don't have to prove any real harm.

Pay me.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2018 07:00 PM (4qOdP)

116 good news is that everything they are doing and
saying is probably sucked up by the nsa, unless they are taking active
measures to avoid collection which would be suspicious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

Oh yeah, we're keeping tabs on...
*memo pops into inbox*
John who? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 04, 2018 07:01 PM (yzxic)

117 104

.........
The closer we get to the light of God, the more clear our sins become to us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+)

"Blinded by the light, wrapped in the... something something..... like a roamer in the night...."

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 07:01 PM (zSVEm)

118 Ayatollah wants me, Lord I can't go back there.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (Tyii7)

119 115 50 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (Kuhyt)

Statutory damages. Don't have to prove any real harm.

Pay me."

-----hmmm, realllllllly?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (Kuhyt)

120 so, what's the benefit of all this filing for the serial complainer?
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (Kuhyt)

Statutory damages. Don't have to prove any real harm.

Pay me.
Posted by: Fox2! at May




well, that and policy change. simply settle one and apply the settlement to all of the other cases.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

121 Naw, just hide their bodies really well. Or dissolve them in Hydrofluoric Acid.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 06:52 PM (9BLnV)


Aero Pinochet is spinning up the rotors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (oYp/M)

122 111 Does Kerry still have security clearance?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (+Tibp)

Great.... now I won't sleep tonight...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (zSVEm)

123 Brandi Love is rapidly transitioning from MILF to GILF. The shelf life of a GILF is measured in nano-seconds.
But she was definitely a thing.


Then it's time to transition to butt stuff since wearing diapers is not stigmatized as much.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (rdl6o)

124 That sounds like a Logan violation to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM



---------the only way to be sure is a 5am SWAT raid. Better also SWAT serve every DNC donor to be sure.

Heh. Waking up to flashbangs in Louisburg Square on Beacon Hill. That'll piss off his rich neighbors.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (O5Q3r)

125 well, that and policy change. simply settle one and apply the settlement to all of the other cases.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)


Implement "loser pays." End of problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (oYp/M)

126 Anyone with the last name French should automatically be disregarded by default.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (Lb4wQ)

127 A nuisance value settlement can add up to big bucks when you have thousands of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

128 Oh yeah, we're keeping tabs on...
*memo pops into inbox*
John who? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May




well, that is the catch isn't it? not monitoring kerry and his gang is collusion, treason, whatever. good way to clean out deep state.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (MTjB1)

129 Organized crime occupies the niche of society where laws are inadequate.

We really need people willing to go Joe Pesci (Goodfellas Joe, not Cousin Vinnie Joe) on these people.

Problem is, you go to a paraplegic and threaten to break his legs, and the motherfucker just shrugs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2018 07:04 PM (LWu6U)

130 Did someone say "butt stuff"?
Because I'm in...

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:05 PM (yLFxu)

131 Did Kerry bring Cat Stevens this time?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 04, 2018 07:05 PM (rdl6o)

132 You know, it is not nice to generalise about us.

Posted by: Moral Sanctimonious Cunt at May 04, 2018 07:05 PM (isfey)

133 There are butt stuff pictures of me and David French. I'm the pitcher... in most of them.

Posted by: David Brooks at May 04, 2018 07:05 PM (pw+jk)

134 Implement "loser pays." End of problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:03 PM (oYp/M)


Lawyer's Perpetual Lawsuit Guild: "No, 'Loser Pays' would limit our fees!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (n9EOP)

135 >>>>> Kind of reminds me of the disabled guy I talked
to in Florida last year who's retired. All he does is ride his power
chair around and finds limited access, then Sue's the city or businesses
under the ADA. I asked him why and he said it keeps him out of trouble
and it gives the city fits.

Posted by: Traveling Man



You only have one of those in Florida? In San Francisco, there are
sue many disabled lawsuit-hucksters that it's an entire demographic of
people, a social class of nuisance-lawsuit-filers. But here, they do it
for the $$$.

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM...We knew a "lady" when we lived in CT who would tour local business and the mall on the lookout for hazardous conditions to injure herself at. She made some serious money by slipping and falling and settling out of court.
Problem was she made a name for herself and got too well known and the accident gravy train dried up quick when Insurance Investigators started tailing her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (+Dllb)

136 And those "years" spent "negotiating?"

Iran: "We demand X."

Kerry: "OK."

Iran: "We demand Y."

Kerry: "OK."

Iran: "We demand Z."

Kerry: "OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Actually, your description is soft-pedaling what really happened. As was revealed in earlier reports, the negations went like this:

Iran: "We demand X."

Kerry: "OK -- but wouldn't you also like Y?."

Iran: "Sure, if you insist -- Y too."

Kerry: "I'll agree to that on one condition -- you also get Z."

Iran: "Why not? You only live once. We therefore demand Z."

Kerry: "Deal. Let's shake on it."

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (42M22)

137 Since it appears from all the hysteria and threats and weeping and wailing that Trump is the anti-Christ, or close to it, Christians are doing their part in bringing about some major prophecies that need to happen before the Christians savior can bring heaven to earth that will last for all eternity.

Hey. We just doing our job man.

Don't try to blame us. Seems to me that the party that declared God doesn't exist and has been complicit of the murder of those that Christ specifically pointed out were under his protection is most likely the one to have brought forth the Anti-Christ should be the ones to change their attitude if they don't like what's happening.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (+vXRE)

138 well, the biggest accomplishment kerry could have achieved is if he had left james taylor in france.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)

139 I had a friend that was pretty high up with a for-profit college and they would have some "student" that just applied to all the online colleges then immediately sued for not giving them proper disability access or something stupid.

They ended up just paying him, guy was known to make a shitload of money doing it.

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (lKmt3)

140 Problem is, you go to a paraplegic and threaten to break his legs, and the motherfucker just shrugs.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2018 07:04 PM (LWu6U)


Get a hacker to hack his power chair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (oYp/M)

141 I have some trousers for sale. Never peed in but dropped hundreds of times.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (pw+jk)

142
Did Kerry bring Cat Stevens this time?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front


Peter, Paul, Mary, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Leibowitz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

143 ooooh oooh butt stuff? I get to be the felcher!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (bdat4)

144 I would not characterize Stormy Daniels as a " porn star".... face it, a porn " star" is someone whose name comes to mind when the term is brought up...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (zSVEm)

145 I was going to vote for hILLRY but I slipped and broke my wrist on some stairs. Then I lied about it and said it happened in the bathtub. Then I got drunk and had my way with my Saudi slave.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

146 Rumor has it the David Brooks is transitioning to a hermaphrodite! Swearsies!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (rdl6o)

147 These three people who filed 6400 complaints in 2016, how many did they file before then and- most importantly- what was their payout?

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (gh7cp)

148 136 And those "years" spent "negotiating?"

Iran: "We demand X."

Kerry: "OK."

----------yeah, my big complaint about every Obama foreign policy acheivement was that it was basically a fire sale on American interests and then the MSM basically said it's the best deal ever...when in reality it was a surrender.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 07:08 PM (Kuhyt)

149 Willard again

Anyone have Slap's email address? I have a very good report about Danica that I am going to try to persuade him to make into its own post.

Thanks.

Posted by: Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2018 07:08 PM (k2Hcx)

150 35 Kind of reminds me of the disabled guy I talked to in Florida last year who's retired. All he does is ride his power chair around and finds limited access, then Sue's the city or businesses under the ADA. I asked him why and he said it keeps him out of trouble and it gives the city fits.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&

You only have one of those in Florida? In San Francisco, there are sue many disabled lawsuit-hucksters that it's an entire demographic of people, a social class of nuisance-lawsuit-filers. But here, they do it for the $$$.
Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (42M22)

Not just in SF, there's a small handful that travel up and down the state, filing suits against hundreds of businesses and municipalities.

They make millions of dollars.

Posted by: Sjg at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (gDSJf)

151 So let me get this straight.....john "Sgt. Rock" kerry who is a civilian with no position in the Government is negotiating with foreign Government agents in an attempt to keep the Iran deal going?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (+Dllb)

152 what the hell, while we are cleaning up after obama we should go get the canal back too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

153 >>>No, according to French, a Christian's primary duty is to Ostentatiously
Pour Moral Condemnation on Trump, doing so in a public place so that
others might see you praying and showing off your own alleged morality.<<<

Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (J7XgW)

154 Lawyer's Perpetual Lawsuit Guild: "No, 'Loser Pays' would limit our fees!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:06 PM (n9EOP)


Check out "Open Secrets," the compilation of FEC filings.

https://www.opensecrets.org/

One of the biggest donors to the Democrat Party is the American Trial Lawyers' Association.

Sure, we're gonna right onto that tort reform. Any millennium now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (oYp/M)

155 I have some trousers for sale. Never peed in but dropped hundreds of times.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (pw+jk)
...........

This might not be the best place to try and sell pants.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

156 good find Mr. Ace

Posted by: happyfeet at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (mLfQi)

157 [ii]These three people who filed 6400 complaints in 2016, how many did they file before then and- most importantly- what was their payout?

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (gh7cp)

You forgot to add

"Asking for a friend!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:10 PM (n9EOP)

158 I heard David French is a pedophile. I said no way but you never know....

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 04, 2018 07:10 PM (fgx+J)

159 The worst part is, judges know what's going on with shakedowns, but have this ridiculous mantra of "everybody gets their day in court" and so most will never dismiss these suits out of hand.

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 07:11 PM (lKmt3)

160 158 I heard David French is a pedophile. I said no way but you never know....
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 04, 2018 07:10 PM (fgx+J)



He does have that look.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA)

161 Halp Me Jahn Cary I am stuk in Iran

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 06:56 PM (v9gSJ)
...........

I think you're SOL dude. I don't think the Iranians dig crappy folk music.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

162 Not just in SF, there's a small handful that travel up and down the state, filing suits against hundreds of businesses and municipalities.

They make millions of dollars.
Posted by: Sjg at May 04, 2018 07:09 PM (gDSJf)


There was a slime ball here in SoCal who, with his firm, used to do that to startups, who basically had to settle because they couldn't afford (in time, money, or reputation) to fight the lawsuits. (I believe that they were shareholder-type suits, but I don't recall.)

Of course, a startup involved in litigation has precisely ZERO chance of another round of funding until and unless the litigation goes away. Who wants to invest in a lawsuit?

Eventually, the slime ball and his firm got rung up, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:12 PM (oYp/M)

163 158 & 160. Pedoface, yep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL)

164 Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2018 07:08 PM (k2Hcx)

If it's prayer list related, Fenelon is covering that for Slap for a bit:
FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail (dot) com

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:12 PM (n9EOP)

165 Remember when Democrats were trying to make the case all the Republicans in Congress were guilty of the Logan Act because they had the temerity to take some ad out saying that Obama's agreement with Iran was not a legal treaty?

I'm sure those same people are speaking up now about John Kerry.

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 07:13 PM (lKmt3)

166 John Kerry is a seditious traitor.

And he has bad breath.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 04, 2018 07:13 PM (UsCnO)

167 Rumor has it the David Brooks is transitioning to a hermaphrodite! Swearsies!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front

_____________

LIAR!!!

David is not a hermaphrodite. He is a woman with a really really big clitoris that gets hard when I tickle his anus.


Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:13 PM (pw+jk)

168 Did Kerry bring Cat Stevens this time?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Peter, Paul, Mary, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Leibowitz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l)


James Taylor hardest hit.

Assuming he's still alive, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:14 PM (oYp/M)

169 It's not pedophilia if they consent.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:14 PM (yLFxu)

170 so most will never dismiss these suits out of hand.

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 07:11 PM (lKmt3)


There's a Judges' Permanent Employment Guild as well!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:14 PM (n9EOP)

171 So, why the long face?

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (Tyii7)

172
There must be some really stinky shit in the side deals that we still haven't seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

------

How about laundering $150 billion thru the Iranians to Obama and Co.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (GNUon)

173 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners.

Actually, I don't go pray on the street corners but sometimes someone may say before or after church. "Will you pray for me?" and I may say, "How about if we pray right now?" and we do so if they're comfortable with that. That is not to draw attention to myself but hopefully because I want them to do I care at that moment-not that I'm only going to pray at home

I don't know what David Frenchs' complete view on Christianity-just apparently that you can't be a Christian and support Trump. Ands he's wrong/.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (tpDAe)

174 168 Did Kerry bring Cat Stevens this time?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Peter, Paul, Mary, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Leibowitz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

James Taylor hardest hit.

Assuming he's still alive, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:14 PM (oYp/M)

Would be hard to tell.... the only sort of music like that I care for much is The Mamas and Papas...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (zSVEm)

175 Glad to see some judges are realizing the threat that Mueller poses for the entire judicial system.

The people are not amused.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (+vXRE)

176 I'm beginning to think we need to turn over justice to the Sopranos.

Sure, they'd wet their beaks, but they'd put a stop to a lot of crap tout suite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (oYp/M)

177 Sometime back in the late 80's I read a NR story about tort reform which claimed that every single other nation on earth had loser pay.

Also, at the time, the entire nation of Japan had exactly 300 lawyers.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (+Tibp)

178 How about laundering $150 billion thru the Iranians to Obama and Co.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (GNUon)


Oh come on, that could never happen in our Country of Laws, not Men!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (n9EOP)

179 I'm not as moral as this strutting, preening peacock.

IIRC ewoks gambol and groom, but I haven't seen any of the latest movies.

Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

180 I always thought the moral Christian thing was to look out for your fellow man and not elect a corrupt old harridan who would have dragged the country down to the point of no return. But that's just me.

Posted by: Abby Normal at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (h5Lyp)

181 Are all porn performers designated porn stars? Are there no porn journey men, journey people?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (Qy/KM)

182 having been a former employee in Higher Ed ("Higher Illiteracy" per modern prophet Philip Rieff) I've been on the receiving end of this Title IX Marxist bullshit. *Burn it all the Fuck Down*

Posted by: FU because that's why at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (OKp8N)

183 hopefully, once the deal is over we will get a look at the sides that were negotiated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

184 Would be hard to tell.... the only sort of music like that I care for much is The Mamas and Papas...
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (zSVEm)


Denounce yourself.

That group is now known as the "Parents of Indeterminate Gender."

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (oYp/M)

185 176. Good, honest graft would be better by far thab this shitshow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

186 I also enjoy pooping in the sink

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (yLFxu)

187 I deal with Workers Comp cases in California. Makes me want to go postal.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

188 I remember when ace was kind of excited that French might be the One True Conservative Candidate instead of McMuffin.


That's not a knock on ace, I just kind of love it when he has done these about-face views on the douchebags, like French, friend of the blog Rick Wilson and Allahpundit.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 07:18 PM (lKs2v)

189 I'll kill any of you that confuse me with that shit David French.

Posted by: David Felch at May 04, 2018 07:18 PM (pw+jk)

190 ---------the only way to be sure is a 5am SWAT raid. Better also SWAT serve every DNC donor to be sure.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 06:59 PM (Kuhyt)

No, the only way to be sure is to nuke them from orbit.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 07:18 PM (9BLnV)

191 Well now I have the Brandy song in my head.

Along with Kurt Russell's CGI youth face.
Thanks a lot Comrade Hrothgar and Cristopher Taylor.

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2018 07:19 PM (zz59B)

192 well, absolute loser pay is not an especially good idea when you consider the advantages that well financed litigants have over poorly financed litigants.


don't usually look to what every other country does and think "yeah, get me some of that." you know, like socialized healthcare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:19 PM (MTjB1)

193 Good, honest graft would be better by far thab this shitshow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)


A lot of actual benefit trickles down to the citizens with Honest Graft.

Our Current Establishment Graft system makes sure all the graft trickles into the politicians pockets!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:19 PM (n9EOP)

194 Stopped into a mosque. I passed along the way. Well I got down on my knees. And I began to bray.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)

195 184 That group is now known as the "Parents of Indeterminate Gender."

H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:17 PM (oYp/M)


The Mothers... of Invention.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (VM6ev)

196 re all porn performers designated porn stars? Are there no porn journey men, journey people?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (Qy/KM)

What about porn apprentices and porn interns?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (9BLnV)

197 193. Exactly so. Vote Uncle Palp! Good, honest graft, and no-show jobs for all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

198 >>>181 Are all porn performers designated porn stars? Are there no porn journey men, journey people?

I hear University of Arizona is a good trade school to earn your porn apprenticeship.

Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (zz59B)

199 There's definitely a porn 2nd string and 3rd string.


I'm told.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)

200 194 Stopped into a mosque. I passed along the way. Well I got down on my knees. And I began to bray.
Posted by: John F'N Kerry at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)


If you can work in a reference to "a huntin' license" you got a winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)

201 199 There's definitely a porn 2nd string and 3rd string.


I'm told.
Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)


It's between the G and the tampon..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)

202 178 How about laundering $150 billion thru the Iranians to Obama and Co.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 07:15 PM (GNUon)

Oh come on, that could never happen in our Country of Laws, not Men!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (n9EOP)

------

I'm going to put it in a dossier and give it to the FBI. I hear that's the best way to get an investigation started.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 07:21 PM (GNUon)

203 Stopped into a mosque. I passed along the way. Well I got down on my knees. And I began to bray.

I read today that Saudi Arabia is going to build Christian churches. Wow. This new guy is shaking things up.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp)

204 Ace on the Federalist podcast in the sidebar.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 07:22 PM (lKs2v)

205 That is just terrible-but not surprising- if Kerry is trying to salvage that horrible Deal with a Iran-that country that hass people chanting "Death to America" ad wants Israel wiped off the map.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 07:23 PM (tpDAe)

206
Mamas and Papas...

Denounce yourself.

That group is now known as the "Parents of Indeterminate Gender."


Donors and receptors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

207 Expected headline from MSNBC:

"Rogue judge, appointed by Reagan, suggests that blatant abuse of power for political purposes is abuse of power."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:24 PM (nBBdT)

208 I read today that Saudi Arabia is going to build Christian churches. Wow. This new guy is shaking things up.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp)


Pay no attention to the mutaween surveillance cameras at every entrance!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:25 PM (n9EOP)

209 I became a follower of Jesus when I was 17. That was 1982. I just finished reading French's article before coming out to check out the latest Ace of Spades posts. I had been searching for a way to respond to French's article, but I didn't see any way.

French is wrong on so many counts for the following reasons:

1. He asks what the ultimate goal of a Christian's life should be. However, everything that follows is non sequitur to the initial question. Just because pursuing the "common good" of one's culture is not a Christian's ultimate goal, it does not mean that it is not an incredibly important responsibility.

2. The election and support of Trump is without question a pursuit of the "common good" of our nation. To vote for Hillary or even abstain from voting because Trump is a flawed man is to pursue (or permit) actively wickedness to prevail in a nation.

3. French has no authority to state that Christians who voted for and support Trump are guilty of "sin." He did not make a case from Scripture; it was a fiat judgment of his own making. Ironically, making such a serious judgment based solely on one's opinion is a serious charge. I don't think he recognized the irony.

4. On the other hand, a positive case can be made, contra French, (as noted above) that one of the God-ordained responsibility of a Christian is to actively oppose evil in one's culture. Clinton and nearly every position she actively pursues is contrary, not only to the common good (natural law), but to the very moral fabric of humans made in God's image and likeness. While it is true that such responsibilities do not fall under the Christian's relationship to God as Redeemer (in Christ); it is the duty of all human beings in relationship to God as their Creator.

5. As already noted, French's article made no sense. I am not stating this because I disagree with his assertions (which I do), but he demonstrates absolutely no correlation between his opinions and everything that goes before and follows them.

Last, if anyone knows of a way for me to offer a rejoinder to French, please shoot me a note in this page. While he is certainly entitled to his own opinions, he is not entitled to determine his own facts--particularly ones that when disagreed with makes one guilty of "sin" in God's sight.

Posted by: DWCox at May 04, 2018 07:26 PM (hqgb1)

210 I had no idea who Brandi Love was. I should have asked instead of doing a search.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 07:26 PM (L3YlV)

211 Are all porn performers designated porn stars? Are there no porn journey men, journey people?
--

The media are referring to Stormy as 'Adult film star'. You know...because she's all grown up and stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:28 PM (nBBdT)

212 168 James Taylor hardest hit.

Assuming he's still alive, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:14 PM (oYp/M)


He's coming here to Charleston soon, so I guess so. Either that, or they're sending a replicant.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 07:28 PM (NL6wI)

213 Trumps opening remarks at the National Prayer Breakfast as imagined by CNN...


POTUS: Thank you for inviting me to the National Prayer Breakfast its an
honor to be here, but before we begin Id like to tell you about this
mid level cooz I banged 12 years ago and how I paid her to keep her
whore mouth shut...


Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 07:28 PM (UfMVm)

214 32
Great, lady. Bring the nation to a screeching halt because a blind person cannot "navigate" a Web site. WTF???

Guess we need to shut down the internet because some people are too clumsy to use a mouse (people "who struggle with fine motor skills").
Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 06:45 PM (42M22)


Blind people can't get drivers licenses either. I guess they should sue the federal DOT and state DMVs.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

215 212. Skin-job.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)

216 I had no idea who Brandi Love was. I should have asked instead of doing a search.
Posted by: Minnfidel
------------

Better to avoid 'Marilyn Chambers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:29 PM (FJXGr)

217 I had no idea who Brandi Love was. I should have asked instead of doing a search.

Yup, the Horde has done their homework with regard to pr0n.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 04, 2018 07:31 PM (rdl6o)

218 POTUS: Thank you for inviting me to the National Prayer Breakfast its an
honor to be here, but before we begin Id like to tell you about this
mid level cooz I banged 12 years ago and how I paid her to keep her
whore mouth shut...



hah...that's about what they were expecting.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:31 PM (+lOpA)

219 192 well, absolute loser pay is not an especially good idea when you consider the advantages that well financed litigants have over poorly financed litigants.


don't usually look to what every other country does and think "yeah, get me some of that." you know, like socialized healthcare.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:19 PM (MTjB1)


Good point. How about loosening the standards for making the loser pay? So it's not just for rare egregious cases, but for ones that on their face are unlikely to prevail? The judge could warn the party that if that expectation should be borne out, that party will be paying costs, and so might want to consider its position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:32 PM (oYp/M)

220 more MAGA please

Posted by: concrete girl at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (zr8oO)

221 According to the Education Department, 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people. The next year, of the 12,837 total cases, 23 percent of them did.


Holy shit. So if we just had these people killed, we could cut the department by 2/3rds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

222 Obligatory documentary film of SMR methods to reform decadent maidens by teaching them the glories of their culture.

https://youtu.be/rr1DSgjhRqE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (fA1SL)

223 This was always my favorite frivolous lawsuit...

https://tinyurl.com/yb94hnnc

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (O5Q3r)

224 Trump is the anti-Christ

If it were possible to shave the Golden Scalp Weasel you'd see 555. DJT got a better deal.

Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2018 07:34 PM (FhXTo)

225 Blind people can't get drivers licenses either. I guess they should sue the federal DOT and state DMVs.
Posted by: rickl
----------------

Maybe. There's a road that leads south from Anniston, Alabama that is designated the 'Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind'. I was always a little nervous while on that road, and watchful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:34 PM (FJXGr)

226 215 212. Skin-job.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)


Thaaaaaat's it; you're on the official "hate monger" list.

Posted by: Southern Nexus 6 Empowerment League at May 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NL6wI)

227 I thought my Christian Duty was to shut up, work hard, and pay for millions of drug-addled shiftless layabouts on the dole. I was told nothing about any ostentatious moral condemnation.

Posted by: Finster Baby at May 04, 2018 07:37 PM (Sb9rp)

228 Another Kennedy woman killer gets a break.


NPR
@NPR
The Connecticut Supreme Court has vacated Michael Skakel's conviction for the 1975 murder of Martha Moxley. The court ruled that Skakel's attorney failed to adequately represent him, and ordered a new trial.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)

229 While he is certainly entitled to his own opinions, he is not entitled to determine his own facts--particularly ones that when disagreed with makes one guilty of "sin" in God's sight.
Posted by: DWCox at May 04, 2018 07:26 PM (hqgb1)

Well said.

Sadly, many on the left are rather anxious to hold Christians to a standard that is Christianity in "their" minds, as opposed to actual Christianity. Because they never really bothered to find out what it is.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:37 PM (V+V48)

230 Puddy to this day has the best comeback and way to deal with those in your face and mocking atheists when he replied to Elaine that at least he is not the one going to hell.

Posted by: Monk at May 04, 2018 07:37 PM (z1KQ6)

231 Wait, according to the Ace podcast, Captain America is now a Nazi because of Trump?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 07:38 PM (+Tibp)

232 Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (O5Q3r)

Gives a new meaning to equal ooportunity...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)

233 the 'Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind'. I was always a little nervous while on that road, and watchful.

Show-off.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 07:39 PM (gh7cp)

234 Sadly, many on the left are rather anxious to hold Christians to a standard that is Christianity in "their" minds, as opposed to actual Christianity. Because they never really bothered to find out what it is.


In fairness, like "jdbolt" on the earlier thread, they don't actually know any Christians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

235 Holy shit! I just looked out my window and saw that the big birch tree in my front yard is full of leaves. I swear they weren't there yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

236
Actually, I don't go pray on the street corners but sometimes someone may say before or after church. "Will you pray for me?" and I may say, "How about if we pray right now?" and we do so if they're comfortable with that. That is not to draw attention to myself but hopefully because I want them to do I care at that moment-not that I'm only going to pray at home

I love that. Thank you for being willing to pray at the drop of a hat.

Also, many thanks for prayers for my daughter. She made it through all the exams this past week, and has three more next week, but is finally feeling a bit better. The strep seems to be beaten, and after finals, we work on the lyme. I am so very grateful to you all.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (V+V48)

237 I swear they weren't there yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)


Making up for lost time in April!

Posted by: Comrade al-Gore at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (n9EOP)

238 Self righteousness is a clear sin and barrier to salvation. No one dependent on their own righteousness will be saved. If David French is revealing his heart he might be in trouble.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (Qy/KM)

239 The Connecticut Supreme Court has vacated Michael Skakel's conviction for the 1975 murder of Martha Moxley. The court ruled that Skakel's attorney failed to adequately represent him, and ordered a new trial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)


So the check cleared, obviously.

How about double or nothing? If he gets convicted again, one of the Sopranos beats him to death with a golf club?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:43 PM (oYp/M)

240 Mike H., isn't the CMP South Store in Anniston, and the CMP itself? Dang. Would love to visit there when the store has goodies in stock. Or do the armorer's course, or the volunteer gunsmithing thing.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 07:43 PM (QDnY+)

241 If David French is revealing his heart he might be in trouble.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (Qy/KM)


You jumping to the conclusion that he has a heart!

Posted by: Comrade al-Gore at May 04, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)

242 Sadly, many on the left are rather anxious to hold Christians to a standard that is Christianity in "their" minds, as opposed to actual Christianity. Because they never really bothered to find out what it is.

-
Hey! Our betters know more about everything than we do and that includes guns and Christianity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

243 the 'Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind'. I was always a little nervous while on that road, and watchful.

I always worry when I see that the drive-up ATM has Braille on it.

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:44 PM (oYp/M)

244 How about double or nothing? If he gets convicted again, one of the Sopranos beats him to death with a golf club?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:43 PM (o


What's the right club for that? I'm guessing Sand Wedge.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

245 In Roman times, to hit a man's right cheek with the back of your right hand was how to rebuke a servant. To be more violent than that is the end of treating him as inferior.

So to turn the other cheek means to put the choice to him ... fight me as a peer, or fuck off.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 04, 2018 07:45 PM (rnAwa)

246 221 According to the Education Department, 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people. The next year, of the 12,837 total cases, 23 percent of them did.


Holy shit. So if we just had these people killed, we could cut the department by 2/3rds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)


Think the Sopranos would wear that? Those three people would be in 55 gal. drums before you could say "frivolous lawsuit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:46 PM (oYp/M)

247 the 'Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind'. I was always a little nervous while on that road, and watchful.

Show-off.
Posted by: t-bird
------------------

Well, when you're on a motorcycle, and there's a 1978 Buick station wagon bearing down on you with a front plate that says 'Prepare to Meet God' it has a way of focusing your attention on riding skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:46 PM (9tO1t)

248 I always worry when I see that the drive-up ATM has Braille on it.

The blind passenger on the seat behind the driver might want that, assuming he's not interested in telling the driver the PIN.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

249 I'd pay $130,000.00 to RODHAM, if she'd shut her gaping maw. FOR EVAH.
Would that be criminal??

Posted by: SUG at May 04, 2018 07:47 PM (dMrJJ)

250 What's the right club for that? I'm guessing Sand Wedge.
Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)


Definitely one of the irons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:47 PM (oYp/M)

251 Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (V+V4

Glad to hear that she's feeling better, moki Thanks be to God)!and, through the exams for this week. Will continue to keep her in prayer. I have chronic Lyme so I know how difficult it can be-and I'm not even doing a heavy schedule and taking exams in school. Sounds like you have a very determined daughter. God bless her!. As far as prayers, I think people are glad to do that, don't you think?. Praying for others, IMO is one of the great things about being a person of faith. If you pray for people you can draw closer to them even if you don't know them personally. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 07:47 PM (tpDAe)

252 The blind passenger on the seat behind the driver might want that, assuming he's not interested in telling the driver the PIN.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 07:46 PM (6FqZa)


Pretty far-fetched, though, no? Not the sort of situation that arises all the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:47 PM (oYp/M)

253 wasn't there some prosecutorial abuse in the skakel trial? No fondness for the kennedy klan or anyone associated with them but none for rogue prosecutors either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

254 I'll kill any of you that confuse me with that shit David French.
Posted by: David Felch


Yeah, same here!

... and, yes, my brother is one of the least funny characters in movie history.

Posted by: David Fletch at May 04, 2018 07:48 PM (LNPd9)

255 David French? Whatever.



This Trump fella is entertaining. And he seems to have been literally BORN to do this. He loves the fight. It's amazing. He seems to thrive on pressure and conflict. If we were to do a customized 3-D printer president from scratch, for our current national predicament, I'm not sure we'd produce anything different than Trump.


Iran deal - buh bye! China - about to kow-tow (ouch) on trade. Norks - compelled to at least appear to submit, for now. Unemployment lowest in decades. Clinton/Obama Mega-Scandals about to hove into view and witness a few small preliminary eruptions. Special counsel dead in water, possibly about to implode (which it will if Flynn case gets vacated). Democrats, politically dead in the water, "campaigning" on amnesty, gun-grabbing, and tax increases.


My pessimism is as tough as Churchill, I will not yield.


But the entertainment factor is off the charts.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

256 238
Self righteousness is a clear sin and barrier to salvation. No one
dependent on their own righteousness will be saved. If David French is
revealing his heart he might be in trouble.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:42 PM (Qy/KM)

Seem to recall this passage in Matthew 7:1-3Judge not lest the be judged.
I judge not PDT.
Curious, where is this little prick's indignation over Hillary Clinton? Talk about liars and cheats. OK, Hillary may not have cheated on Bill (OK, but can anyone prove that Bill isn't the father of Chelsea?). But look at how she has cheated and stolen? Anybody remember all of the Whitehouse furniture and china she stole on the way out of there?Where is the indignation this prick has for Obama and his antics?
Sorry. Stop telling Christians how we should be outraged over our President or we aren't real Christians.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (D3cJf)

257 I'm not used to hearing Ace's voice through a microphone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (rnAwa)

258 Hey, wait a minute. Morons of the Horde have said that Betsy DeVos should be replaced because she has done nothing. I have read that here, I am not joking.

So, Ace, you are saying she is doing things without making a federal case (heh) out of doing things?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (0QYMt)

259 I've always wondered why some buildings have signs declaring seeing eyes dogs are allowed in. When did dogs become literate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (Qy/KM)

260 I always worry when I see that the drive-up ATM has Braille on it.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----------------

Not the same, of course, but every time I note that the elevator Emergency Stop button is marked in braille, I have a vision of some poor person frantically fumbling around on the buttons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 07:50 PM (Zdm89)

261 service dogs got screwed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

262 259 I've always wondered why some buildings have signs declaring seeing eyes dogs are allowed in. When did dogs become literate?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (Qy/KM)


C'mon, they're as literate as college students.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:51 PM (oYp/M)

263 257 I'm not used to hearing Ace's voice through a microphone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM

The HQ had always used voice to skull technology.

Posted by: Monk at May 04, 2018 07:52 PM (z1KQ6)

264 The blind passenger, behind the driver, should tell the driver his PIN, because, the driver is doing a SERVICE for the blind man.

Why do blind guys hate the sighted?? I love blind peeps.
I have STEVIE WONDERS greatest hits. And I wear glasses.
Does Stevie Wonder not make music for the DEAF????
No he doesn't, because he is a BIGOT.

Posted by: SUG at May 04, 2018 07:52 PM (dMrJJ)

265 Well of course some parents are filing multiple complaints... because they have multiple kids! One of the kids in Pookette's class has six brothers and sisters, and they're all in grade school.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 04, 2018 07:53 PM (XKZwp)

266 Adam Schiff on impeachment: Let's not give people the idea Democrats want to 'nullify an election'

How could anyone get that idea?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

267 :

@KTLA 16m

The quake occurred about 10 miles southwest of Leilani Estates on the Big Island

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 07:53 PM (LNPd9)

268 Those Kennedys, man. Never a dull moment with those guys.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

269 The Drudge headline. Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (89T5c)

270 I do hope the Special Counsel is dead in the water. Actually, I pray for the bringing down off the Mueller investigation every day. It's so crooked and baised.I don;'t listen to Sean Hannity very often but he said today that the latest prosecutor appointed is yet another person who donated to Hillary-$6000. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (tpDAe)

271 266
Adam Schiff on impeachment: Let's not give people the idea Democrats want to 'nullify an election'



How could anyone get that idea?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

We've only been watching that happen since the day he was elected.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (D3cJf)

272 6.9 quake , that is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (LNPd9)

273 I'm not used to hearing Ace's voice through a microphone.


As opposed to through the mail slot?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

274 If you pray for people you can draw closer to them even if you don't know them personally. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 07:47 PM (tpDAe)

Amen.

I think some people get the impression that prayer is just a quick mumble of words sent to the ether. To a believer, it is time communicating with the Creator on behalf of oneself, and those for whom you are interceding. I grew up around tremendous prayer warriors, my mother included. Those women would drop to their knees, and things would happen. It was a little disconcerting.

I am not in their league, but I think the way one gets there is by constantly practicing. So I am happy to pray for anyone who asks. I am very grateful that you, bluebell, jane, and so many many others here are willing to do the same.

And I will add your lyme disease to my list!

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (V+V48)

275 Adam Schiff? Isn't that the guy whose head looks like a grapefruit on a toothpick?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (Qy/KM)

276 Shouldn't HEROIN have BRAILLE warnings on the packaging??? I mean, how else will we have BLIND ...EQUALITY??

Posted by: SUG at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (dMrJJ)

277 269
The Drudge headline. Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (89T5c)

Hmmm, if only there was a law about citizens (private ones at that) working to undermine US diplomacy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (D3cJf)

278
. Nor is it Christians' highest political priority to oppose abortion or encroachments upon their own ability to freely worship their god.

That's "God" to you, heretic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (NFCi5)

279 Also from Drudge: L.A. Antifa Group Hangs Trump in Effigy; Calls for 'Revolutionary Violence'...

Good idea. Although I think "revolutionary violence" might not turn out quite the way they imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:56 PM (oYp/M)

280 259 I've always wondered why some buildings have signs declaring seeing eyes dogs are allowed in. When did dogs become literate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (Qy/KM)



C'mon, they're as literate as college students.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:51 PM (oYp/M)


And they drive better than most of the people around here.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 07:56 PM (0QYMt)

281 "The Drudge headline. Holy fucking shit."

John Kerry in prison . Be still my heart.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

282 What I hate about microphones is the teeny tiny little buttons.





Tip the veal all week.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:57 PM (+lOpA)

283 Those Kennedys, man. Never a dull moment with those guys.

-
Blunt objects, sure, but not dull moments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

284 277
269

The Drudge headline. Holy fucking shit.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 07:54 PM (89T5c)

Hmmm, if only there was a law about citizens (private ones at that) working to undermine US diplomacy.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (D3cJf)

OOPS. Thought you were refering John F'ing Kerry

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 07:57 PM (D3cJf)

285 I'm thinking that a one iron is the club of choice to beat a Kennedy to death. A driving iron like that is rarely used for anything else anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

286 245 In Roman times, to hit a man's right cheek with the back of your right hand was how to rebuke a servant. To be more violent than that is the end of treating him as inferior.

So to turn the other cheek means to put the choice to him ... fight me as a peer, or fuck off."

------huh? really?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (Kuhyt)

287 godblessallthempygmiesdownnewguinea is the only prayer I know.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (+lOpA)

288 John Kerry has needed a date with The Three Legged Mare for most of his life.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)

289 Those Kennedys, man. Never a dull moment with those guys.

Yeah, they have such bad luck.

That's it. Bad luck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (oYp/M)

290 281 "The Drudge headline. Holy fucking shit."

John Kerry in prison . Be still my heart.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

Well, that would be espionage. Last I heard, that is illegal. So yes, perp walking him would be delightful. Would they use cuffs, though, or a harness?

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (V+V48)

291 Democrats, politically dead in the water, "campaigning" on amnesty, gun-grabbing, and tax increases.
Posted by: rhomboid

Don't forget about Reparations!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (+Tibp)

292 When did dogs become literate?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (Qy/KM)


Actually, this one makes sense. As you go through the building with your seeing eye dog and some scold berates you for having an animal in the building, you face them and say, "Oh, you didn't SEE the sign at the entrance about seeing eye dogs?"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (n9EOP)

293 Having the worst time posting today

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

294 285 I'm thinking that a one iron is the club of choice to beat a Kennedy to death. A driving iron like that is rarely used for anything else anyway.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)


Good point. Plus, lots of leverage, for better distance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (oYp/M)

295 258 Hey, wait a minute. Morons of the Horde have said that Betsy DeVos should be replaced because she has done nothing. I have read that here, I am not joking.

So, Ace, you are saying she is doing things without making a federal case (heh) out of doing things?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 07:49 PM (0QYMt)


I've honestly not read such things here regarding DeVos. Sessions, absolutely. But, DeVos? Really? After her encountering the left-wing hate-mobs?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (NL6wI)

296 Actually, this one makes sense. As you go through the building with your seeing eye dog and some scold berates you for having an animal in the building, you face them and say, "Oh, you didn't SEE the sign at the entrance about seeing eye dogs?"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (n9EOP)


"Fido, attack!"

Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:00 PM (oYp/M)

297 Blunt objects, sure, but not dull moments.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

you have a point

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:00 PM (bUjCl)

298 Tip the veal all week.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 07:57 PM (+lOpA)

*shoves cow over*
I just tipped your mother, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

299 That's great that your had powerful prayer warriors in your life. How inspirational! That is one of the upsides to having insomnia; I pray a lot. I was mentioning today I heard James Dobson interviewing a man on the radio yesterday-Admiral Barry Black-He was a chaplain in the Navy for years and also a Chaplain in the Senate. He has a book) "Make Your Voice Heard in Heaven" which sounds very good. I'm going to get it!

Thanks a lot for your prayers for me. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (tpDAe)

300 OT: I had an appointment with my oncologist this morning. He review the results of the recent follow-up CAT scan and said he was pleased with them. The tumor is unchanged and there are no new ones. The treatment is going well with no major side effects so far.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

301 Well, that would be espionage. Last I heard, that is illegal. So yes, perp walking him would be delightful. Would they use cuffs, though, or a harness?
Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (V+V4



Don't forget the peaky blinders. He'll spook easy in the big house.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (+lOpA)

302 Honestly, who ever used a one iron for golfing? It's like a novelty club.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (bUjCl)

303 "A man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the animal, according to The Independent.

It happened in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

Prabhu Bhatara spotted the injured animal on his way home from a wedding. He ignored advice from friends who told him it wasn't a good idea to take a selfie with the bear."

https://cbsloc.al/2wdLiPs

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

304 I cannot wait to find out about the 21 'journalists' who sold out 'America'?

Posted by: RecklessProcess at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (CITUC)

305 Boy, I'm seeing Kennedys, Hamptons garden parties, croquet racquets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

306 I've honestly not read such things here regarding DeVos. Sessions, absolutely. But, DeVos? Really? After her encountering the left-wing hate-mobs?


Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

307 Prabhu Bhatara spotted the injured animal on his way home from a wedding.

Soon to be playing Bollywood - 'One Wedding, A Bear, and A Funeral'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

308 "The treatment is going well with no major side effects so far."

That's fantastic rickl. I'm glad to hear it.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

309 Good news rick.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (+lOpA)

310 Congrats, rickl

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (89T5c)

311 Honestly, who ever used a one iron for golfing? It's like a novelty club.
Posted by: runner


My friend and I would take a driver and an iron and smack the shit out of balls at a closed school when we were 9.

A lot more fun than actual golf.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (LNPd9)

312 181
Are all porn performers designated porn stars? Are there no porn journey men, journey people?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:16 PM (Qy/KM)

Have they unionized?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (D3cJf)

313 303 "A man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the animal, according to The Independent.

It happened in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

Prabhu Bhatara spotted the injured animal on his way home from a wedding. He ignored advice from friends who told him it wasn't a good idea to take a selfie with the bear."

https://cbsloc.al/2wdLiPs
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)


Darwin nods.

As does Timothy Treadwell.

Anyone who takes selfies is a narcissistic retard. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (oYp/M)

314 Honestly, who ever used a one iron for golfing? It's like a novelty club.
Posted by: runner



It's a safety device. If you are ever caught out on the course during a thunderstorm, stand in the fairway holding the one iron over your head.

Because not even God can hit a one iron.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:04 PM (dhqL5)

315 Did the bear also, you know, "use" him?

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:05 PM (UdKB7)

316 I love this detail: "A stray dog also stepped in and bit the bear but its intervention failed to deter the larger animal."

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

317 300 OT: I had an appointment with my oncologist this morning. He review the results of the recent follow-up CAT scan and said he was pleased with them. The tumor is unchanged and there are no new ones. The treatment is going well with no major side effects so far.
Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

That is absolutely wonderful news!!!

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 08:05 PM (V+V48)

318 Would they use cuffs, though, or a harness?
Posted by: moki


A village mob equiped with pitch forks and torches.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 08:05 PM (LNPd9)

319 "The treatment is going well with no major side effects so far."

That's great, Rickl Thanks for letting us know!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (tpDAe)

320 Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

Noice!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (NL6wI)

321 Honestly, who ever used a one iron for golfing? It's like a novelty club.
Posted by: runner

A story (probably fake) about Lee Trevino.

He was playing when a lightening storm popped up. He walked down the fairway holding a one-iron in the air.

Lee, what are you DOING! the others yelled.

Not even God can hit a one-iron.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (+Tibp)

322 man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the animal, according to The Independent.

It happened in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

Prabhu Bhatara spotted the injured animal on his way home from a wedding. He ignored advice from friends who told him it wasn't a good idea to take a selfie with the bear."

https://cbsloc.al/2wdLiPs
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

Darwin nods.

As does Timothy Treadwell.

Anyone who takes selfies is a narcissistic retard. Period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May




well, the only interesting part of the story is that some stray dog ran in an bit the bear in an effort to help the retard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

323 Rickl -

Thank you for that update! May God bless you in your battle.

Posted by: 2009Refugees at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (2xR5z)

324 've honestly not read such things here regarding
DeVos. Sessions, absolutely. But, DeVos? Really? After her
encountering the left-wing hate-mobs?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 07:59 PM (NL6wI)

I have. They aren't as many, but they are there. It is, I think, just a sign of frustration. People want to see scores, tehy want to see goals made, and if it is not on an area that person(s) is/are deeply interested in, then nothing is happening. At least, not to their perspective.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

325 It's a safety device. If you are ever caught out on the course during a thunderstorm, stand in the fairway holding the one iron over your head.

Because not even God can hit a one iron.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:04 PM (dhqL5)

...good one, never get's old

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

326 *gets*

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

327
Never bring a Chihuahua to a bear fight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (NFCi5)

328 Because not even God can hit a one iron.
Posted by: rickb223

Sorry, rickb, you posted while I was typing. Not stealing your Thunder!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (+Tibp)

329 Congratulations on the good news, rickl!

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (ANIFC)

330 Wasnt Flynn jammed up partly due to trying to invoke Logan Act?

Having the Logan Act shoved up Kerry's ass instead would be sweet sweet schadenboning turnaround victory. Let him enjoy being the first shriveled up fuck in history to rot in jail for breaking that law.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

331 A lot more fun than actual golf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (LNPd9)

taht's what being 9 is all about !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

332 Mauled by bear is a perennial Top Ten on the list of ways you DO NOT WANT to die.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

333
Because not even God can hit a one iron.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:04 PM (dhqL5)

...good one, never get's old
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

Golfing hubby is laughing over this. I have no clue. I am a golf philistine.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (V+V48)

334 300 rickl

Hallelujah! Keep it up!

How are you set for dinners and those health care groupies?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (hyuyC)

335 Sorry, rickb, you posted while I was typing. Not stealing your Thunder!
Posted by: Blutarski-esque


*fistbump.

Great minds think alike!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (dhqL5)

336
And God bless, rickl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (NFCi5)

337 Anyone who takes selfies is a narcissistic retard. Period. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May

I have a flip phone. I don't think I could take a selfie even if I wanted to-and I don't. I have never taken any picture with my phone and I refuse to get a newer model of phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (tpDAe)

338 Thanks for the Horde's prayers and well wishes.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

339
Those Kennedys, man. Never a dull moment with those guys.



Yeah, they have such bad luck.



That's it. Bad luck.

It's a curse, I tells ya!! A CURSE!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 08:09 PM (O5Q3r)

340 that was barely even a bear. what did the thing weigh 200 pounds? not like it was some grizzly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:11 PM (MTjB1)

341 My friend and I would take a driver and an iron and smack the shit out of balls at a closed school when we were 9.

A lot more fun than actual golf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 08:03 PM (LNPd9)


I like the driving range for the same reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:11 PM (oYp/M)

342 I have a flip phone. I don't think I could take a selfie even if I wanted to-and I don't. I have never taken any picture with my phone and I refuse to get a newer model of phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


True story. Before smart phones with front facing cameras, phones used to have a small silver "dot" on the back. You were supposed to see yourself in it to take a centered selfie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:11 PM (dhqL5)

343 275 Adam Schiff? Isn't that the guy whose head looks like a grapefruit on a toothpick?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 07:55 PM (Qy/KM)

More importantly The Standard Hotel is in his district and he is involved with the organization called Liddle Kids.

It would be a shame if more people did a little digging in their own about those two facts

Posted by: Monk at May 04, 2018 08:11 PM (z1KQ6)

344 #Winning:

The Governor of Iowa, Kim Reynolds, signed the state's "heartbeat abortion bill" into law today!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 04, 2018 08:11 PM (e9G8E)

345 *shoves cow over*
I just tipped your mother, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at May 04, 2018 08:01 PM (0QYMt)


Isn't that what bollards are for? Tipping cows over?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:12 PM (oYp/M)

346 My friend and I would take a driver and an iron and smack the shit out of balls at a closed school when we were 9.

A lot more fun than actual golf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May




we used to drive golf balls down the hallway of our dorm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

347 I like the driving range for the same reason.

That little cart and the guy driving it always made for a nice target.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2018 08:13 PM (O5Q3r)

348 "According to the Education Department, 41 percent of the 16,720 complaints filed in the 2016 fiscal year came from three people. The next year, of the 12,837 total cases, 23 percent of them did."

2016
Multiply by .41 = 6,855.2
Multiply by .33 = 2,262.2
Divide by 365 = 6.2 complaints per day, per person, including weekends.

Posted by: Vanya at May 04, 2018 08:13 PM (U7voe)

349 Golfing hubby is laughing over this. I have no clue. I am a golf philistine.
Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (V+V4

every club has a loft angle, like a nine iron is 45-48, it allows for variance in trajectory. One iron has 15 degree or so - miniscule. Hard to control.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl)

350 Oh Lord, the tags:

"May 4, 2018 at 11:10 am
Filed Under:bear, black bear, Black Fish, Don't Eat Them, Dumb, India, Love Animals, Nabarangpur, Odisha, Prabhu Bhatara, Selife, social media"

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

351 David French. Wasn't he the gay butler on Family Affair?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:14 PM (YSA90)

352 Don't Eat Them

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

353 The Governor of Iowa, Kim Reynolds, signed the state's "heartbeat abortion bill" into law today!
======

I wouldn't get my hopes up....

Posted by: Your Judicial Activist Overlords at May 04, 2018 08:15 PM (nILVB)

354 Oh Lord, the tags:

"May 4, 2018 at 11:10 am
Filed Under:bear, black bear, Black Fish, Don't Eat Them, Dumb, India, Love Animals, Nabarangpur, Odisha, Prabhu Bhatara, Selife, social media"
Posted by: Grump928


Ask Muldoon for the Medical 10 Code.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:15 PM (dhqL5)

355 DRUDGE:
WHAT FUCK IS KERRY DOING TRYING TO SALVAGE THE IRAN DEAL AND UNDERMINING THE LEGIT US GOV
CAN YOU SAY LOGAN ACT! THIS TIME IT APPLIES

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 08:15 PM (JKP/A)

356 Moki - ask your hubby about the punchline "no, don't bother holding the door open. Last time I tried that I took a triple bogey"


Posted by: 2009Refugees at May 04, 2018 08:15 PM (2xR5z)

357 324 I have. They aren't as many, but they are there. It is, I think, just a sign of frustration. People want to see scores, tehy want to see goals made, and if it is not on an area that person(s) is/are deeply interested in, then nothing is happening. At least, not to their perspective.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (0QYMt)


Thank you for the reply. I would've thought that her anti-"Title IX" stance would be enough to satiate those here. I suppose that so much of public education has become so screwed up that even this could be considered a "blip".

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 04, 2018 08:16 PM (NL6wI)

358 Golfing hubby is laughing over this. I have no clue. I am a golf philistine.
Posted by: moki at May




the one iron is a relatively difficult club to hit accurately. the joke is that no one can hit a one iron not even God with lightning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

359
well, the only interesting part of the story is that some stray dog ran in an bit the bear in an effort to help the retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Would have been funnier if the dog had bitten the man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:16 PM (IqV8l)

360 Divide by 365 = 6.2 complaints per day, per person, including weekends.

Amateurs. I do that by noon every day here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:16 PM (YSA90)

361 "O'Keefe regularly plays golf on Sunday mornings with three Orthodox Jews. Every Sunday, they break par while he shoots 90. At the end of the season, he asks for their secret. It's their religion, they tell him. They go to synagogue, study, pray, celebrate the festivals and Sabbath, then play golf on Sundays and have great rounds.

Desperate to play well, over the winter O'Keefe converts, joins a synagogue, prays, celebrates the festivals and Sabbath, and looks forward to spring.

Come spring, he meets his friends and they tee it up. Again, they break par and he shoots 90. Frustrated, he explains that he converted, prayed, worshipped, and studied, but his golf didn't get any better.

One Orthodox Jew asks, "Which synagogue did you join?"

"Beth Shalom," O'Keefe replies.

"Fool," comes the reply. "That's the synagogue for tennis."

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:18 PM (bUjCl)

362 well, the only interesting part of the story is that some stray dog ran in an bit the bear in an effort to help the retard.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Would have been funnier if the dog had bitten the man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


File that under "can't win for losing".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:18 PM (dhqL5)

363 Would have been funnier if the dog had bitten the man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:16 PM (IqV8l)



That's terrible.


Funny as hell tho.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 08:19 PM (+lOpA)

364 Not even God can hit a one-iron.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (+Tibp)

Lee Trevino was actually struck by lighting. Western Open I think.

Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 04, 2018 08:19 PM (Yc6Hh)

365 Why is anybody shocked that John Kerry is doing the exact thing he did during the Vietnam War?

Posted by: Monk at May 04, 2018 08:20 PM (z1KQ6)

366 Lightning too.

Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 04, 2018 08:20 PM (Yc6Hh)

367 That sounds like a Logan violation to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 06:57 PM (2DOZq)



Well hopefully he'll have nowhere to run or find sanctuary

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

368 I have a flip phone. I don't think I could take a selfie even if I wanted to-and I don't. I have never taken any picture with my phone and I refuse to get a newer model of phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (tpDAe)


I'm with ya. I only recently got a "smart" phone, and that in response to pressure from the family (I like everybody having the same phone, because I'm effectively the system administrator, and then I know how to solve their problems.)

Having said that, I've never taken a selfie in my life, nor do I intend to. In fact, I've scarcely taken any photographs at all with the damned thing. One of the few: a photograph of wiring at a junction, so I could figure it out at leisure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (oYp/M)

369 I really really want to see Kerry suffer for this. That whole group of his, Diplomacy Works, is a fanatical bunch of leftys undermining PDT.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

370 Wow, David French really doubled down on the sanctimony, didn't he?

Posted by: sinalco at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (yODqO)

371 I'm just posting to make the nood appear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (VgKNm)

372 Why is anybody shocked that John Kerry is doing the exact thing he did during the Vietnam War?
Posted by: Monk

And with the Sandanistas with the Dear Commandante boot licker letter in the late 80's

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (+Tibp)

373 Not even God can hit a one-iron.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:06 PM (+Tibp)


That's because you need a Kennedy there for motivation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (oYp/M)

374 One irons are great if you wind up in the trees after most of your drives.

Posted by: Monk at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (z1KQ6)

375 who's going to prosecute kerry for anything? we have no justice department.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

376 Wow, David French really doubled down on the sanctimony, didn't he?

Posted by: sinalco at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (yODqO)


---

IIRC he's the guy who is qualified because he was in Iraq.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (VgKNm)

377 I have a flip phone. I don't think I could take a selfie even if I wanted to-and I don't. I have never taken any picture with my phone and I refuse to get a newer model of phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 08:08 PM (tpDAe)

It's not something unique to smartphones. People just have more ability to fix the camera angle beforehand now.

Posted by: Sjg at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (gDSJf)

378 The group, called Diplomacy Works, has an advisory council that includes lead Iran-deal negotiator Wendy Sherman, former State Department chief of staff Jon Finer, and former spokeswoman Jen Psaki.

The group claims to be responsible for 100 news articles, 34 television and radio hits, and 37 opinion pieces on the Iran question.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

379 I'd be willing to bet Soros funded too.

Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:24 PM (UdKB7)

380 who's going to prosecute kerry anybody for anything? we have no justice department.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

Fixed.

Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 04, 2018 08:24 PM (Yc6Hh)

381 I generally make it a point not to wish ill on people. That we not find out, for example, that while they may be sanctimonious preeners in public, they're actually monstrous, disgraceful pieces of rancid rat shit and up to their eyeballs in easily convictable illegality in private.

But in David French's case I'm willing to make an exception.

Posted by: DocJ at May 04, 2018 08:24 PM (slZXA)

382 I have a flip phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Defense Wins Championships!!!

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:24 PM (+Tibp)

383 380; thanks. my bad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 08:24 PM (KP5rU)

384 Kerry is a cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 08:25 PM (JKP/A)

385 369 I really really want to see Kerry suffer for this. That whole group of his, Diplomacy Works, is a fanatical bunch of leftys undermining PDT.
Posted by: f'd at May 04, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)


Are you sure that's not "Diplomacy Wanks?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:25 PM (oYp/M)

386 One irons are great if you wind up in the trees after most of your drives.


==

if you wind up in the trees after most of your drives...19th hole is your friend, not a one iron

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:25 PM (bUjCl)

387 More fun with sticker bushes at the farm today. Happy to report only minor bleeding. Today's tick count = 4.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (rQqw5)

388 Defense does win championships, roll Tide.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (VgKNm)

389 who's going to prosecute kerry for anything? we have no justice department.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 08:22 PM (KP5rU)


I say again: this is why we need the Sopranos.

At least, for a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (oYp/M)

390 hope the nobel people know that if the give kerry a prize he is just going to throw it over their fence.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

391 yank his clearances.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

392

nood
nood
nood

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

393 I think that Obama, clearly, gave the impression that he did not care what was done in most of the administration so long as only a few parts were totally responsive to him. With that many different agencies and departments went off and rode their own hobbyhorses willy-nilly.

Those that he cared about, Justice, etc. he treated like a Chicago politician would.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (0QYMt)

394 389: too bad the iceman died in the joint.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

395 Nood I think?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (+Tibp)

396 387 More fun with sticker bushes at the farm today. Happy to report only minor bleeding. Today's tick count = 4.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (rQqw5)


Trim palm trees. I'm anemic by the time I finish. Six inch long thorns that are like hat pins bristling all over the damned things, and that break off in wounds. Fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (oYp/M)

397 Obama will get a second Nobel for his work in setting the foundation for Trump's deal with the Norks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (VgKNm)

398 There are 3 threads, duplicates and no comments are showing

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (aC6Sd)

399 Defense does win championships, roll Tide.

Well that and a great go route against Cover 2.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (YSA90)

400 An interesting observation I may not have passed along previously. I seem to also be farming sticker trees.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (rQqw5)

401 387 More fun with sticker bushes at the farm today. Happy to report only minor bleeding. Today's tick count = 4.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (rQqw5)

Yikes Weasel! No bulls eyes I hope! Be careful!!!


Also, did you have a good day?

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (V+V48)

402
I say again: this is why we need the Sopranos.

At least, for a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


What do you do after the "for a while" is over?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

403 390 hope the nobel people know that if the give kerry a prize he is just going to throw it over their fence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)


And it'll be a girly throw to boot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (oYp/M)

404 Careful. Nobody post on that nood. It doesn't look right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (VgKNm)

405 Yanks bombs away on the Indians.
Gleber Torres first a 3 dinger. His first major league homer
And judge and Sanchez
5-0

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (JKP/A)

406 Okay, I can't comment on the NOOD thread. I'm scared.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (+Tibp)

407 What do you do after the "for a while" is over?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:28 PM (IqV8l)


Whack the Sopranos, of course, and then start over with American Republic 2.0.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (oYp/M)

408 the nood is the abyss

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2018 08:30 PM (bUjCl)

409 There was a report that was released by the Dept of Ed that was absolutely damning about the state of education today.

We are paying $15,000 per year per child to produce illerates.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2018 08:30 PM (wW+W3)

410 test

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

411 More fun with sticker bushes at the farm today. Happy to report only minor bleeding. Today's tick count = 4.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:26 PM (rQqw5)



Did you try the welding gloves?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

412 Nood is an obvious trap.

Or Ace is mainlining Kaboom again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:31 PM (YSA90)

413 397 Obama will get a second Nobel for his work in setting the foundation for Trump's deal with the Norks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:27 PM (VgKNm)


And his third, in economics, for resuscitating the American economy. By remote control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:31 PM (oYp/M)

414 Okay, i tried to post on the new thread and nothing appeared. My subsequent "test" comment here worked.

Ace, I think your post or an early commenter broke the blog.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 08:31 PM (0QYMt)

415 404 Careful. Nobody post on that nood. It doesn't look right.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman - Also, Comey is my brony at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (VgKNm)


Yep. It's a trap!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:32 PM (oYp/M)

416 What the hell? Nood^3??

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:32 PM (rQqw5)

417 Me? I think it's fucking hilarious that Secretariat thinks he can pressure Trump, Bolton, and Pompeo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:33 PM (YSA90)

418 I escaped from the nood nood.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:33 PM (rQqw5)

419

Nobel Prize in Literature

The Swedish Nobel panel said it will postpone the 2018 award until next year, after it was engulfed in a scandal over sexual assault allegations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

420 Whack the Sopranos, of course, and then start over with American Republic 2.0.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:29 PM (oYp/M)


Did we learn nothing from Augie Pinochet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:33 PM (oYp/M)

421 Nobel Prize in Literature

The Swedish Nobel panel said it will postpone the 2018 award until next year, after it was engulfed in a scandal over sexual assault allegations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 08:33 PM (IqV8l)


Pro tip: shitcan the whole thing forever. No one gives a rat's ass about the Nobel Prize in literature. The whole premise is risible: how does one compare this novel in Urdu, with this one in Mandarin, and that one in Ebonics?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:35 PM (oYp/M)

422 356 Moki - ask your hubby about the punchline "no, don't bother holding the door open. Last time I tried that I took a triple bogey"


Posted by: 2009Refugees at May 04, 2018 08:15 PM (2xR5z)

Golfing hubby says he's such a bad golfer, he doesn't understand the joke. But thanks for the one iron info.

Apparently I did a good thing getting him a Big Bertha driver. Now that he is retired,maybe he can actually start playing again, and figure out what the joke means.

Posted by: moki at May 04, 2018 08:35 PM (V+V48)

423 Sonafabitch. Just found sodas at Cracker Barrel.
Olde Brooklyn Cream Soda. Cheerwine.

RC and get a Moon Pie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 08:35 PM (dhqL5)

424 Golfing hubby says he's such a bad golfer, he doesn't understand the joke. But thanks for the one iron info.

I joke that on the rare occasions I golf, I don't wear golf spikes.

I wear hiking boots, and/or swim fins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:36 PM (oYp/M)

425

Did you try the welding gloves?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Justice is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 04, 2018 08:30 PM (yQpMk)
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Of course not! Today I was mostly using a hedge trimmer attachment which gave me about a 5 foot stand off capability. Still managed to donate a little blood. Also discovered a delightful type of tree (locust maybe?) that has inch long thorns.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:37 PM (rQqw5)

426 Hi moki!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:38 PM (rQqw5)

427 Of course not! Today I was mostly using a hedge trimmer attachment which gave me about a 5 foot stand off capability.

You need one of them chainsaw bayonet attachments.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:38 PM (YSA90)

428 Also discovered a delightful type of tree (locust maybe?) that has inch long thorns.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:37 PM (rQqw5)


INCH long? Pfft. Robellinis have SIX inch long thorns all over them. I think each palm frond starts out life as a thorn. A nasty, long, extremely sharp, and brittle thorn.

Just the thing to keep desert-dwelling animals from feasting on the robellini. Also to keep homeowners from trimming the damned things.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:39 PM (oYp/M)

429 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:38 PM (YSA90)
--------
I have a chainsaw attachment for the trimmer too, but haven't used it yet. Think of a chainsaw with a 12" bar on a stick.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:40 PM (rQqw5)

430 2016
Multiply by .41 = 6,855.2
Multiply by .33 = 2,262.2
Divide by 365 = 6.2 complaints per day, per person, including weekends.

Posted by: Vanya at May 04, 2018 08:13 PM (U7voe)

There must be an app for that.

Posted by: Speculatin' Miklos at May 04, 2018 08:41 PM (zCyNd)

431 Weasel, I was making an AR-15 joke.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:41 PM (YSA90)

432
428 Also discovered a delightful type of tree (locust maybe?) that has inch long thorns.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:37 PM (rQqw5)

INCH long? Pfft. Robellinis have SIX inch long thorns all over them. I think each palm frond starts out life as a thorn. A nasty, long, extremely sharp, and brittle thorn.

Just the thing to keep desert-dwelling animals from feasting on the robellini. Also to keep homeowners from trimming the damned things.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:39 PM (oYp/M)
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Came close to dropping one with a 3 inch trunk on my head at one point today. Fortunately my cat-like ninja reflexes saved me.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:42 PM (rQqw5)

433
431 Weasel, I was making an AR-15 joke.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 08:41 PM (YSA90)
------
I know! Got it!

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 08:43 PM (rQqw5)

434 Pro tip: shitcan the whole thing forever. No one gives a rat's ass about the Nobel Prize in literature. The whole premise is risible: how does one compare this novel in Urdu, with this one in Mandarin, and that one in Ebonics?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 08:35 PM (oYp/M)

Read what V. S. Naipaul said upon receiving the Nobel for literature. Utterly anti-PC, and not very kind to the Nobel committee either.

Posted by: Miklos, the literary one at May 04, 2018 08:46 PM (zCyNd)

435 Pro tip: shitcan the whole thing forever. No one gives a rat's ass about the Nobel Prize in literature. The whole premise is risible: how does one compare this novel in Urdu, with this one in Mandarin, and that one in Ebonics?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May



my thought too. they ruined everything when they gave the peace prize to obama since he was black.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 08:48 PM (MTjB1)

436 Locust is the best firewood. By far.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 08:54 PM (89T5c)

437 The Peace Prize has been a sick joke since Yassir Arafat got it.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

438 300 rickl I*m so glad to hear that everything is stable!! I*ve been wanting to reach out, but didn*t want to start a *public discussion*. Thank you for updating us! I keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 04, 2018 08:57 PM (DAdSz)

439 Locust is the best firewood. By far.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2018 08:54 PM (89T5c)

Dude, we have two giant Honey Locust I would love to have gone!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 04, 2018 08:59 PM (DAdSz)

440 According to French, "We are not told, however, to compromise our moral convictions for the sake of earthly relief, no matter how dire the crisis."

So why didn't he run against Trump?

Posted by: Bill C at May 04, 2018 09:10 PM (HqPBH)

441 As they used to sing on Sesame Street:

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things is not the same.....

*Western Civilization

*The Western Literary Canon

*Marvel Comics and the comics industry


Battle of the effin PISSANTS, ladies and gents!!

Cartoonish infantile characters with superpowers only five-year--olds fantasize about; cartoonish plots with turd-in-the-punchbowl subtlety; and equally cartoonish Snidely Whiplash villains.

Oh yeah, I'm really interested in how such dreck should be protected from SJWs, themselves cartoonish examples of hideously disfunctional neurotics.

BUT---such is our current intellectual decay and disfunction---I expect any day now to learn that the Nobel committee has awarded Stan Lee the prize in Literature.

It would all make sense, I'm sad to say.


Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 04, 2018 11:16 PM (611Lm)

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