Yas Queen Slay



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1 Peak stupid has been reached

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:25 PM (NgKpN)

2 Comey is that vapid? (Rhetorical, I know).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 03, 2018 12:25 PM (ujg0T)

3 Who are these people?

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 03, 2018 12:25 PM (QAOZh)

4 They are all 14 year old girls

Posted by: Ashley Judds' Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at May 03, 2018 12:25 PM (fdTrp)

5 Oy vey

Posted by: Kelly Mary at May 03, 2018 12:26 PM (YbvwN)

6 Gonna say it -- I don't know a single Beyoncé song, and I am giving serious side-eye to any 60-something man who can sing it by heart.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 03, 2018 12:26 PM (QAOZh)

7 OMG..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:26 PM (so+oy)

8 Speaking of folks who should be backed over in their own driveway...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 03, 2018 12:26 PM (AM1GF)

9 no words...except these

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2018 12:26 PM (XTiHL)

10 I can muck about in four or six languages but I don't understand the headline.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:27 PM (fuK7c)

11 And that was probably the most lucid briefing he ever gave.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2018 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

12 Is Comey running for President?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:27 PM (MIKMs)

13 Gonna say it -- I don't know a single Beyonce song, and I am giving serious side-eye to any 60-something man who can sing it by heart.
Posted by: sunny-dee
............
I am sure I must have heard her sing at one time or another, but I cannot remember any of her songs..

But yeah.. Comey singing it???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (so+oy)

14 top 10 AND I read the content.

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (XTiHL)

15 Comey's smug is so palpable, one must resist the urge to punch it. Hard.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (ITvKk)

16 Beyonce or as I like to call her Bitchonce ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

17 This fucking guy.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (NU6ZM)

18 SowhateveryonedoesitTrump'sadoodyhead REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Your Betters are NRO at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (LNPd9)

19 And nobody thought to themselves "Are we sure we want to let this guy into *any* part of our conspiracies? Because he's nucking futs."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (hLRSq)

20
Deuteronomy 23:1

''He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.''

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (LOgQ4)

21 That Comey guy ain't very bright.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (C+wjz)

22 First of all, I'm calling bullshit on this.

Second, why is this a thing, other than as a record of where we are on the decline?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (z79tQ)

23 There's a word for this.

Oh, yes - "pandering."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (ni3dG)

24 <<14
top 10 AND I read the content.>>

I love this comment so hard.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (ITvKk)

25 I can really see Comey the Clown dressed like this guy on his days off.

Link is here in case the one above doesn't work.
https://tinyurl.com/y9txyueg

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (JNTt1)

26 Ain't we a pair, faggoty man.

Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)

27 Beyonce? Yeah. I never had Comey down as a Meatloaf type.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (Pqytn)

28 That's creepy.

Posted by: Cher at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (WBIfG)

29 Top. Men.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (AzW6q)

30 FLT:

425 My stupid lib brother once tried out a theory of his, that he could steer a car down the interstate solely by looking in the rearview mirror.

There was a story from the late 70's, iirc, about a night before one of the big NASCAR races, and most of the big drivers of the day were hanging out at a favorite bar together, and they got into a drunken bragging competition about who could drive the best in reverse. This culminated, of course, with the pack of them staging a race from the bar back to the hotel, on city streets, in reverse of course. (supposedly hitting speeds of 40 - 50 mph)

When the police got involved, as of course they did, the race promoter had to do a lot of late night fancy footwork to ensure he could get all of his top drivers out of jail by racetime the next day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

31 He really considers himself a celebrity. In view of what a security clusterfuck the FBI was under his leadership, singing songs was probably really high on his to do list.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (y7DUB)

32 He's too modest. It was doubly hard to hit the high notes while under the table on his knees with a dick in his mouth.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (o2MD2)

33 Is it me, or are Beyonces ears gigantic?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (NU6ZM)

34 James Comey claims he once sang Beyonce's "Sandcastles" during an official FBI briefing.

It's only a claim by Comey. He probably tried but we all know he couldn't really sing anything that Beyonce sings. He could shriek pretty well, though, so he might have been close.

But just keep in mind, this is only a claim.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (hTOcI)

35 Hark! The Herald Angels Sing...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (AzW6q)

36 This is embarrassing.

Woke-signaling is more cringe-inducting than virtue-signaling.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

37 Oh, Lordy!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

38 OT b/c not-Comey:

NBC's staff memo about Brokaw has these lines:

we also have been running mandatory in-person workplace training sessions.
Thus far, 1600 employees have been trained, and the feedback from those ses
ions has been overwhelmingly positive. We expect to have all 2,000 of our employees trained by end of summer.

"Trained," they call it. "Training," they call it. With no irony. Completely tone deaf.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85pwab8

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (0bRDi)

39 I love this comment so hard.


Yeah, well, I'm kind of chafed now. And itchy in the not good way.

This is supposed to be a two way street where everyone comes out happy. You know that, don't you Bub? Or you don't. Are you new?

Posted by: This Comment at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)

40 You must not know bout me you must not know bout me.

Posted by: Jim Comey at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (SkuXa)

41 How long until he comes out?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smiff at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (prxEu)

42 I can muck about in four or six languages but I don't understand the headline.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.....................
I had to google it.. from Reddit:

////////////////////////
It's like "you go girl" or whatever. It originated in drag slang, which has become popular in recent years both due to wider LGBT acceptance and because of the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race, a drag queen competition. Lady Gaga has always had a particular relationship with her gay fanbase, which is how it got associated with her.

"Yas" is a variant of yes. "Queen" as in "you, the drag queen who is performing." "Slay" as in "keep doing what you're doing, you're killing it."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)

43 What. An. Idiot.

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (zSVEm)

44 Is it me, or are Beyonces ears gigantic?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (NU6ZM)


Compared to her ass nothing is gigantic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (hTOcI)

45 So what do we make of Giuliani?

Is there some belief that Cohen is spilling his guts and they wanted to get ahead of it?

I think Stormy Daniels has already been thoroughly digested by the American public, but it looks like this was Muellers only play left to just embarrass Trump

Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (lKmt3)

46 "I feeeeeeel prettyyyyyyyyyyy! So verrrry prettyyyyyyyy!"

Posted by: rockysan99 at May 03, 2018 12:33 PM (m7LQK)

47 That Comey! I want to have his babies.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 03, 2018 12:33 PM (iTpm7)

48 Donald Trump somehow squeezed every last drop of testosterone outta this guy, to the point where Comey had to hide from Trump behind the curtains and sing tweeny pop songs.

Posted by: West at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (7Fa8Y)

49 And meuller wants Trump to answer the question of "why is he still picking on comey"?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)

50 Well he be cool and down with the Sista's or something

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

51 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 P


You have my humble thanks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)

52 Gravitas? I remember them. I think I saw them open for the Doobie Brothers in '77.

Posted by: troyriser at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (qUD5Q)

53 I am trying to categorize this as sketch comedy, or plain old standup..... it surely is farce...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (zSVEm)

54 s it me, or are Beyonces ears gigantic?





Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31

Love handles.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (prxEu)

55 See that smirk on his idiotic face? I could remove that stain with a simple rough cut oak 2x4.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (o2MD2)

56
Beyonce 3:1

Me and my ladies sip my D'USSÉ cup
I don't give a fvck, chucking my deuces up
Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (LOgQ4)

57 54 s it me, or are Beyonces ears gigantic?





Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31

Love handles.

There goes my coffee...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (O2RFr)

58 And they said waterboarding was bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

59 Someday we'll get a decent memoir of the first days of Trump, and we'll find out who kept Comey and Koskinen and the entire top two levels of the DOJ in their jobs."

I think it lends credence to the idea that Trump was talking a big game, but he never really expected to win. He certainly never made plans to win, which is why 18 months later he's still struggling to put a loyal team together. The low lifes and hangers on stayed in their jobs because nobody else was in the pipeline to take them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (k1TUh)

60 A serious man, worthy of respect.

Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (4IcKi)

61 I don't know Senator, I guess I just want strong enough (to do my job).

Posted by: Jim Comey Greatest Hits at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (SkuXa)

62 "Yas" is a variant of yes. "Queen" as in "you, the drag queen who is performing." "Slay" as in "keep doing what you're doing, you're killing it."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)


It still doesn't make sense.

I'm keeping my original interpretation as Yaz (misspelt), Queen, and Slay[er] .. assumgin some sort of music reference to Comey's future performances on the stand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (hTOcI)

63 >>Gonna say it -- I don't know a single Beyonce song, and I am giving serious side-eye to any 60-something man who can sing it by heart.



Yeah, when I want to torture my kind I do this type of try-hard wokeness --- use hip-hop vernacular, sing pop songs (Taylor Swift FTW), mention web memes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

64 Gaaaak! I pulled up a youtube of the song Sandcastles, which I don't know, and listened for 55 seconds and there was still no music.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (0bRDi)

65 <<Yeah, well, I'm kind of chafed now. And itchy in the not good way.



This is supposed to be a two way street where everyone comes out
happy. You know that, don't you Bub? Or you don't. Are you new?





Posted by: This Comment at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)>>
Next time don't put it in the 7c.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (ITvKk)

66 26 Ain't we a pair, faggoty man.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)
*
Thread status - won.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

67 Squee

The media

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (6Ll1u)

68 What "man" would say something like that?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (RHEDC)

69 He must be trying to woo those who unfollowed Kanye.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (UBzPO)

70  And meuller wants Trump to answer the question of "why is he still picking on comey"?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)

Hahaha

Posted by: Chase at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (110XU)

71 He carries hot sauce in his purse too, right?

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (Xvo1a)

72 Hey I be woke too...

Posted by: Jim cool guy Comey at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (O2RFr)

73 Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (LOgQ4)

You tried that earlier, fake Jimmy Drama. Seriously, that's the only Biblical quote you can come up with today?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (tpDAe)

74 Peak stupid has been reached for the week. We will have a new peak next week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (oaKMh)

75 I get the feeling this is just a precursor to the announcement that Comey will be henceforth living his life as a gay man.

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (uiwCw)

76 Lady Gaga has always had a particular relationship with her gay fanbase, which is how it got associated with her.
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There was one summer of overwhelming Gaga songs -- and the van full of summer softball girls sang loudly and enthusiastically to all of them. Unfortunately, she is not as good as old Bette Midler.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

77 "Trained," they call it. "Training," they call it. With no irony. Completely tone deaf.

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Broke to the yoke is another way of putting it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

78 What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me
no more.

Posted by: Andy Serkis at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (4cgBR)

79 That sumbitch has faggot tattooed across his disgusting puss like a neon sign.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (o2MD2)

80 Why does Beyonce have blond hair? Isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (MxEKc)

81 Is the blog celebrating Cinco de Quatro this year?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (NU6ZM)

82 Ace must be contemplating his next shelving project.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fiGNd)

83 MOAR COMEY!

Keep talking, Jimmy boy, keep talking!

Never, ever stop!

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (953wK)

84 J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tolson approve.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)

85 That guy is a homo.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)

86 I can muck about in four or six languages but I don't understand the headline.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



I once tired the opening two minutes of an Andrew Dice Clay monologue...that didn't go over too well with the General.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (0tfLf)

87 "33 Is it me, or are Beyonces ears gigantic?

Posted by: garrett"


She is kind of funny looking. Then again, so is Jay Z so I guess they make a good couple.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (OD2ni)

88 >>I'm keeping my original interpretation as Yaz (misspelt), Queen, and Slay[er] .. assumgin some sort of music reference to Comey's future performances on the stand.


"Queen" = Beyoncé did a whole tour where she was dressed as a queen, and her fans will cut you if you do not bow down to Queen Bee.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

89 62. Yazoo. Upstairs at Eric's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)

90 The difference between Comey and Beyonce is one has a ginormous ass, while the other IS a ginormous ass.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)

91 Between this and his proclivity for gushing about Lebron James, methinks Comey might have a mild case of Transracialiam

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (mk7Bj)

92 A little bit of research after reading Ace's linked piece.

Bad blood between Kayne West and Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar.

Comey's playing Democrat on this one.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (Pqytn)

93 I like how Russia collusion has finally been proven through a legal retainer Trump paid to Cohen which somehow translates into directly paying a porn star off, which directly means he's in bed with Putin.

Since I have a small mind and can't hope to understand how any of that works, I'll just wait for my intellectual superior Billy Kristol to weigh in and tell me what I'm supposed to think.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (+dsLj)

94 She is kind of funny looking. Then again, so is Jay Z so I guess they make a good couple.

Jay Z looks like a neanderthal to me

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (O2RFr)

95 Psalm 33:

Sing for joy in the LORD, O you righteous ones; Praise is becoming to the upright (me).

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

96 <<There was one summer of overwhelming Gaga songs -- and the van full of
summer softball girls sang loudly and enthusiastically to all of them.
Unfortunately, she is not as good as old Bette Midler.>>

She aint even as good as young Bette Midler.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (ITvKk)

97 When Bob gets there Jim's got incense, wine, and can-dles. It's such a freaky scene.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)

98 >>Upstairs at Eric's.


I have a white label promo copy!

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (NU6ZM)

99 Peak stupid has been reached for the week. We will have a new peak next week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (oaKMh)


We are destroying the world with Anthropogenic Catastrophic Global Stupid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (hTOcI)

100 omg destroyed

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (lws8M)

101 Can this putz be anymore of a disgrace

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (Lg2h/)

102 Comey wants somebody to put a ring on it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (8iiMU)

103 Will Comey be attending the Beyonce mass in san francisco? It seems tailor made for cupcakes like him.

Posted by: Chase at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (110XU)

104 Truly making the case for insanity

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (5gaNQ)

105 Who are these people?

-
Even Time magazine has realized the FBI is in deep shit.

https://bit.ly/2HQbWiG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

106 Instant cred.

Next up: "I sang 'We Shall Overcome' after my accession to head of the FBI."

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (5IJky)

107 77 "Trained," they call it. "Training," they call it. With no irony. Completely tone deaf.

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Broke to the yoke is another way of putting it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018



I bet you could pull this exact wording off of any number of progress reports to Moscow on the pogroms.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (0tfLf)

108 42 I can muck about in four or six languages but I don't understand the headline.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.....................
I had to google it.. from Reddit:

////////////////////////
It's like "you go girl" or whatever. It originated in drag slang, which has become popular in recent years both due to wider LGBT acceptance and because of the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race, a drag queen competition. Lady Gaga has always had a particular relationship with her gay fanbase, which is how it got associated with her.

"Yas" is a variant of yes. "Queen" as in "you, the drag queen who is performing." "Slay" as in "keep doing what you're doing, you're killing it."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)

My daughter watches that show. I pointed out that it's the equivalent of the geek joint at the sideshow, where a deviant/drunk would bite the heads off live chickens. Except back then we had the decency to be embarrassed by our voyeurism.

Posted by: West at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (7Fa8Y)

109 Is the briefing mandatory attendance? Because I could see that as cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (7ZVPa)

110
Ezekiel 16:17

You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

/ Not KJV

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (LOgQ4)

111 what is it with latent homosexual FBI directors

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (6Ll1u)

112 What even is Sandcastles?

How does someone so dedicated to his job have time to learn lyrics to pop songs? I work hard and have a family and I can't tell you the last song I listened to that wasn't "Old McDonald Had a Farm" or "Hey I just met you" (whatever the actual name of that song is) on Kidz Bop Radio.

Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (4IcKi)

113 So ... any other 'Ette's susceptible to the Patented "Read Over Your Shoulder Until You Give Up" Foreplay Method ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fiGNd)

114 The low lifes and hangers on stayed in their jobs because nobody else was in the pipeline to take them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (k1TUh)

In fairness to Trump there weren't/aren't many folks in DC willing to commit career suicide by joining his administration. Not to mention financial suicide by the mob trying to crush them legally.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (UBzPO)

115 If you don't like it then you shoulda put some cuffs on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (AzW6q)

116 90 The difference between Comey and Beyonce is one has a ginormous ass, while the other IS a ginormous ass.


Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)


I still need more information.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

117 Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

That was an improvement over the earlier Jimmy Drama/musical star sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (tpDAe)

118 Well, I can see how he got the reputation in DC as the "one adult in the room" who took his job very seriously and was a trustworthy, straight as an arrow Joe Friday type cop's cop.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (F5+ro)

119 He kissed a boy, and he liked it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (xBSm0)

120 Gaga is actually really good. She does the Gaga persona and pop songs to make money to support the artist Gaga.

She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

121 74 Peak stupid has been reached for the week. We will have a new peak next week.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Put in physical chemistry terms, it's a local maximum. I fear we have a long way to go before the transition state is reached and crossed, and we descend into the low energy state we all desire.

Posted by: pep at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (NrQPT)

122 Yazoo. Upstairs at Eric's.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)


Great album!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (hTOcI)

123 She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.

Yes, she can really sing

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (O2RFr)

124 You know, if we had realized just how vapidly stupid the FBI had become, we really could have done some shit.

Posted by: Teh Rooskies at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (5IJky)

125 I would like to think someday he will be serenading his fellow inmates in federal PMIA prison but, Jeff Sessions...

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (r9UYA)

126 He certainly never made plans to win, which is why 18 months later he's still struggling to put a loyal team together.

****************************

Don't agree with this, ANY outsider was going to have difficulty putting a team together no matter what. He has to constantly cycle through a shortlist of candidates most of who are part of the beltway and have fuck all qualifications other than having worked in DC and therefore being a part of the problem, and any outsider he tries to bring in otherwise are twiddling their thumbs waiting for Congress to confirm their appointments sometime between now and when Cameltoe Harris gets elected.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)

127 '...and so Castles
Made of Sand
Melts
into the Sea
...
eventually'

(Guitar Outro w/ wah)

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (NU6ZM)

128 Gaga is actually really good. She does the Gaga persona and pop songs to make money to support the artist Gaga.

She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.
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You should see her at our spirit cooking parties!

Posted by: John Podesta at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

129 Upstairs at Eric's.


I have a white label promo copy!
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (NU6ZM)


Don't make sense, move out!

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (953wK)

130 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (UBzPO)

Trying a new tack today-being "fair" to President Trump?

Needs work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (tpDAe)

131 pander-mania

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (WjCgM)

132 What is it with old, unhip white people acting like Jay-Z and Beyonce are their jam anyway? I got no problem with old, unhip white people actually liking black artists, but I seldom get the impression that it is the case. It's like illterates with impressive book collections.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (L78vw)

133 Put in physical chemistry terms, it's a local maximum. I fear we have a long way to go before the transition state is reached and crossed, and we descend into the low energy state we all desire.

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So stupidity is exothermic?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (mk7Bj)

134 So Comey and Scarborough are getting together to go on tour?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (8iiMU)

135 From what I've seen over the past year, they don't make cops like they used to. And not an improvement I would have to say. More like an abomination.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)

136 >>Jay Z looks like a neanderthal to me


A camel

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)

137 That dude is weird.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (xjiRE)

138 The good news is that my daughter's restaurant was so busy today, I ended up at Jimmy Johns to get something to eat.

Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (/roJx)

139 And then he recited the Sermon on the Mount and Gettysburg Address from memory while River Dancing to Ice Ice Baby.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (BRpqW)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (roQNm)

141 and we descend into the low energy state we all desire.
Posted by: pep
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As a collective, you are probably correct, but on my own part, the nadir looms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (5IJky)

142 "Sandcastles" was initially written by Vincent Berry II, inspired by the heartbreak of a ten-year relationship with a girlfriend. It was written together with Malik Yusef, who came up with an idea for a track named "We Built Sandcastles That Washed Away" which he sang on a piano with "gospel-influenced lyrics". Vincent Berry II immediately related to the lyrics and promised it would be his "last time writing a song about this girl" while also "putting it all in this".[1] The song was initially offered to recording artist Teyana Taylor, although Berry found it more suitable for Beyoncé. However, Taylor did not record the song and Berry was invited to a studio with another songwriter called Midian Mathers, who cried upon hearing "Sandcastles". Berry, Mathers and Yusef further worked on the song, with Mathers singing it as a demo.[1]

Mathers then played the song to Teresa LaBarbera Whites, an A&R executive at the publishing company BMG Rights Management who was the one that signed Beyoncé and her girl group Destiny's Child to the record label Columbia Records at the beginning of their careers. When she told Mathers that she was collecting songs for Beyoncé's upcoming sixth studio album, Mathers presented his audio of "Sandcastles". During an interview with Los Angeles Times, Berry recalled the moment the song was played to LaBarbera, "Midian was like he's gonna kill me and he didn't give permission but I think this is the kind of song Beyonce needs to sing. And when she played it Teresa started to cry. I did this song to heal myself and I think that's what people are experiencing when they hear it."[1]

Beyoncé received "Sandcastles" in February 2015, more than a year after the song was written. Berry, who was homeless at the time when the song was included on the track listing of Lemonade did not want to sign a publishing agreement and opted out for keeping ownership of the track, saying: "I wanted to own it and that's a harder road. That meant being homeless and sleeping in cars and garages and studios and that's what I was willing to do. I knew I couldn't sign a publishing deal knowing what they are - essentially a high-interest loan. Why would I take that kind of deal?"[1] Eventually, he received a call from the singer's team notifying him that the song he wrote was included on the album, along with a production credit he would share with Beyoncé.[1] The final version of the song featured new lyrics at the end written by Beyoncé: "And your heart is broken cause I walked away / Show me your scars and I won't walk away. And I know I promised that I couldn't stay, baby / [But] every promise don't work out that way" which according to Berry made more sense as she was inspired by a husband and wife relationship unlike his.[1]

Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (4IcKi)

143 Don't agree with this, ANY outsider was going to have difficulty putting a team together no matter what. He has to constantly cycle through a shortlist of candidates most of who are part of the beltway and have fuck all qualifications other than having worked in DC and therefore being a part of the problem, and any outsider he tries to bring in otherwise are twiddling their thumbs waiting for Congress to confirm their appointments sometime between now and when Cameltoe Harris gets elected.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)


...Well, the problem EVERY R has is that people who want to make a career out of government work don't want to work in any way towards a goal of smaller government. In fact, just the opposite.

And the people who want government to be smaller don't want a career in the government.

So what do you do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (F5+ro)

144 I still say things like this are additional data points in favor of WHAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (fA1SL)

145 He should've sang "If I Were A Boy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)

146 I miss the good ol' days when I was "smartened-up" about how the FBI was the only thing holding back Mad Max Armageddon.

What was that ... three months ago ? Six months, tops.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (fiGNd)

147 "123 She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.

Yes, she can really sing
Posted by: It's me donna"


She is also a great musician and song writer. Very talented lady. Taylor Swift is likewise very talented. Beyonce and Katy Perry are modern day Johhny Bravos ("Hey man, you fit the suit")

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (OD2ni)

148 Comet just loves the spotlight.... it's all about Celebrity now.... everything, every time, everyone, everywhere.... it is a shallow unserious place...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (zSVEm)

149
Yeah, when I want to torture my kind I do this
type of try-hard wokeness --- use hip-hop vernacular, sing pop songs
(Taylor Swift FTW), mention web memes. Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
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Mine used to play oldies like I was supposed to have some kind of negative reaction to 'bad words' or 'inappropriate'. Kidlet #3 with the Butthole Surfers, and nos #2 and #4 with Layla. Just laughed and said I was an old fart. Yeah, every generation reinvents sexual innuendo. It's a wonder we have survived so far.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (MIKMs)

150 FBI directors have always been homosexual. There has never been a time when they were not homosexuals.
More good news... our chocolates rations have been increased to 15 grams a week from 50!!! Is that not good news comrades??? Cheer louder!!!
Your daily 15 minutes of rage have now been reduced to 50 minutes a day!!! We are winning!!!
Please clap!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (9iLHi)

151 From what I've seen over the past year, they don't make cops like they used to. And not an improvement I would have to say. More like an abomination.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)


I suspect it's mainly just another symptom of the general ensuckification of our entire culture.

Thanks, Frankfurt School!

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (953wK)

152 She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

And she is shockingly normal in real life.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (UBzPO)

153 From what I've seen over the past year, they don't make cops like they used to. And not an improvement I would have to say. More like an abomination.
Posted by: maddogg
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I blame the removal of nightsticks from service.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (5IJky)

154 Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Mbmmf)

155 I saw Caitlyn Jenner is getting married, Comey?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (6Ll1u)

156 Sure. James Comey can do this but whenever I try to play Tenacious D's "Fuck her gently" I have to have a meeting with HR.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (mk7Bj)

157 Lady GaGa is not beautiful but she is hot in that little mousy spinner New Jersey Italian-American bitch way.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (7uYFy)

158 <<He should've sang "If I Were A Boy.">>

or "(Slow) Walk Like a Man"

Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (ITvKk)

159 The good news is that I found a #10 can of Taco flavored textured vegetable protein in the emergency reserve which I can add to my plain white rice and put off a trip to Walmart until at least Sunday.

No driving in traffic 'till then. No backup worries.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)

160 Needs work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (tpDAe)

I've always been fair to him. I'm allowed an opinion, right? Or is joining the cult mandatory?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (UBzPO)

161


Proof of construction at Irans Fordow nuclear facility
Satellite photos show new construction at nuclear enrichment plant where nuclear activity is banned under 2015 nuclear deal.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (Lg2h/)

162 "Even Time magazine has realized the FBI is in deep shit. "

Not nearly deep enough for me.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (w7KSn)

163 136 >>Jay Z looks like a neanderthal to me


A camel

^ This is the common take by other rappers. Nas wrote a song called "Ether" which is a "diss track" about Jay-Z and is considered the greatest diss track of all time (Ether has become a verb because of it eg "Trump ethered Hillary in that debate").

In Ether, Nas, who grew up with Jay-Z, calls him a camel and asks rhetorically whether he thinks he's getting girls now 'cause of his looks. _____ please.

Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (4IcKi)

164 Should we start calling him 'Karaoke Comey'?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (LB9RI)

165
From last thread:

Ugly orange color.
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That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
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We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)

166 >>>26 Ain't we a pair, faggoty man.
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)

We don't need another zero.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (0bRDi)

167 what is it with latent homosexual FBI directors

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (6Ll1u)


Probably similar to the phenomena of the mentally ill becoming shrinks, only instead of doing it to diagnose themselves, they do it to control the apparatus most likely to expose them.

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (uiwCw)

168 She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

I heard her on the radio and was impressed by her voice, but then was mortified to discover that it was LADY GAGA singing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (wYseH)

169 She is kind of funny looking. Then again, so is Jay Z so I guess they make a good couple.
__________________

Only if you're not inheriting their genetic material!

I mean, have you seen me???

Posted by: Blue Ivy at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (fqUgw)

170 159 The good news is that I found a #10 can of Taco flavored textured vegetable protein

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)

What in gods name is taco flavored textured vegetable protein and what / vegetable / mineral is it derived from?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (F5+ro)

171 113 So ... any other 'Ette's susceptible to the Patented "Read Over Your Shoulder Until You Give Up" Foreplay Method ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM



Well, I guess it's better then him saying "are you through yet?" in some whiney little voice.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

172 >>And she is shockingly normal in real life.


Except for the artsy-fartsy spirit cooking, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)

173 "157 Lady GaGa is not beautiful but she is hot in that little mousy spinner New Jersey Italian-American bitch way.....
Posted by: JoeF."


Agreed. She looks like she should be hanging out on the beach in Belmar with a couple of friends.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

174 >>Tenacious D's "Fuck her gently"


'This one is for the Ladies...'

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (NU6ZM)

175 How does a 60+ year old man even know the name of a Beyonce song?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)

176 We don't need another zero.


OK, I'm putting a quatloo on 166.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (fuK7c)

177 75 I get the feeling this is just a precursor to the announcement that Comey will be henceforth living his life as a gay man.
Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (uiwCw)

Even Milo would say he is too gay....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

178 Please tell me he didn't do the dance...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now With Infinity War Review at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (xJa6I)

179 Simply liking Beyonce songs and being rather emotional doesn't make Comey gay-just weird..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (tpDAe)

180 Wow, that Time article has new deatils about the OIG report, says it's going to be particularly hard on Comey: http://time.com/5264153/the-fbi-is-in-crisis-and-america-is-paying-the-price/


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (UBzPO)

181 So what do you do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (F5+ro)


We could start by crushing this damn Love Affair many, if not most, of the public still have with Government. This assumption that Government Cares. Government will make it Better.

The only split I commonly see with the above is the folks that believe Government by THEIR Party will make it Better ... while Government by the OTHER Party sucks. Still - an inherent, default faith in The State.

Here's some heresy ... I blame the Greatest Generation. They never missed a chance, after WWII, to support expanded government. And judging by the voting patterns of Baby Boomers - the Greatest Generation passed that faith along to their kids.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (fiGNd)

182 It still doesn't make sense.

I'm keeping my original interpretation as Yaz (misspelt), Queen, and Slay[er] .. assumgin some sort of music reference to Comey's future performances on the stand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
...............
I think Ace was calling Comey a flaming drag queen performing a Beyonce song.. just a guess..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (so+oy)

183 From last thread:

Ugly orange color.
-------
That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
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We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)


Calf Scour Brown.

(Similar to baby shit, but more rural.)

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (953wK)

184 Then there was the time he sang "Put a Ring On It" during a meeting with foreign dignitaries. Nearly set off a nuclear exchange.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

185 This mincing bag of moldy vagina yeast is going to get a f***ing movie made about him someday.

And that's how you know that Western Civilization is DONE.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (WDCYi)

186 Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)

He has three or four daughters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (tpDAe)

187 179. No, you're right. Makes him a fag, if the story is true. But not necessarily gay

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL)

188 I guess it's like reaching out across the aisle.

Katy Perry is special guest at Vatican conference - and endorses Transcendental Meditation to crowd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)

189 Dear God????


This man was once the chief investigative officer in the country.

The man is a pyschopath.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (2JcMg)

190 Comey is a loon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (Ifb4G)

191

The good folks over at Bad Lip Reading are working furiously on a video of Comey singing that as we speak.

Or if they're not, they certainly should be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (GdWl+)

192 She is kind of funny looking. Then again, so is Jay Z so I guess they make a good couple.
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She has a pretty face. Jay -Z, not so much. But there's an internet meme that says that Jay-Z has a you-know-what the size of a one-liter Pepsi bottle.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (7uYFy)

193 And is that dude on the right Beyonce?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (VgKNm)

194
"I'll Enjoy Being A Girl"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (pNxlR)

195 Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM

You are only asking because you are not hungry enough.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (roQNm)

196 179 Simply liking Beyonce songs and being rather emotional doesn't make Comey gay-just weird..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (tpDAe)

You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

197 No backup worries.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Heh. How little you know.

Posted by: The Ileum at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (5IJky)

198 This paranoid lunatic is the one who claims scary Trump tried to obstruct justice.

I wouldn't trust Comey's interpretation of his morning dump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (Ifb4G)

199 Jay Z looks like a neanderthal to me
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (O2RFr)

I don't get what she sees in him. He's one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (MX7xj)

200 >>How does a 60+ year old man even know the name of a Beyonce song?


He worked for a president who often partied with Beyoncé and Jay-Z and a FLOTUS who declared Beyoncé a role model for little girls.

One might get the feeling he was (awkwardly) trying his darndest to score points by emulating his boss.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)

201 "Ugly orange color. "


Don't you just hate it when a house guests parks their $800,000 ugly orange car in your front driveway?

Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (/roJx)

202 Dear God????


This man was once the chief investigative officer in the country.

The man is a pyschopath.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (2JcMg)


And FBI agents now, per Time Mag, haz the sadz because people don't trust or respect them any more becuz Trump is a meanie.

Uh huh.

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (953wK)

203 Lady GaGa is not beautiful but she is hot in that little mousy spinner New Jersey Italian-American bitch way.....
Posted by: JoeF."


Agreed. She looks like she should be hanging out on the beach in Belmar with a couple of friends.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

And if she wasn't wearing her usual get-up, you'd pass right by her on the beach and not even know it....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (7uYFy)

204
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)



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He has three or four daughters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (tpDAe)


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You make my point for me. His daughters are what, 30-35 and all have been living on their own for the last 15 years or so, and he is singing Beyonce songs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (VgKNm)

205 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL)

I don't use the word "fag" but I thought it was a rude term used to describe a gay man?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (tpDAe)

206 So Russia's new robot drone sings Beyonce.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (CPk08)

207 >>I've always been fair to him. I'm allowed an opinion, right? Or is joining the cult mandatory?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (UBzPO)

If you have to ask if you're allowed an opinion, you're not. Also, joining the cult *is* mandatory. Choose wisely.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

208 And if she wasn't wearing her usual get-up, you'd pass right by her on the beach and not even know it....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (7uYFy)


Better than average face - nice body - if she was answering the phones in the shop, the whole crew would be trying to bang her.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)

209 >>>175 How does a 60+ year old man even know the name of a Beyonce song?

I'm sure the answer involves wearing women's underwear.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (cT1GC)

210

EM ARCHIPELAGO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (mPeei)

211 sexual innuendo. . . . . . . . .is that an Italian suppository?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (JNTt1)

212 Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)

Yes. That's sounds like a good explanation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (tpDAe)

213

Here's some heresy ... I blame the Greatest Generation. They never missed a chance, after WWII, to support expanded government. And judging by the voting patterns of Baby Boomers - the Greatest Generation passed that faith along to their kids.


What you mean "we," paleface?

I did not vote for any of this shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)

214 But we were told time and time again... that Comey was an upstanding individual... a real rock... a great FBI director... beyond reproach....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

215 How does a 60+ year old man even know the name of a Beyonce song?
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He's gay, but it's not unusual for middle-aged men to be exposed to modern pop through their kids. I guess it's a bonding thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (7uYFy)

216 He worked for a president who often partied with
Beyonce and Jay-Z and a FLOTUS who declared Beyonce a role model for
little girls.



One might get the feeling he was (awkwardly) trying his darndest to score points by emulating his boss.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)


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That's a good point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (VgKNm)

217 Jay z is a well known and constant cheater. I would bet lots he has paid off dozens of women for their silence.

Posted by: LaSue at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (BZA5F)

218 >>Warren Zevon, Dire Straits..... Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Philip Glass.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

219 And I missed out on this. Damn. G-men have all the fun.

Posted by: RogPodge at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (EsHMF)

220 Comey sang Beyoncé's "Sandcastles" during an FBI briefing?


I call BS...this is the FBI...he was lip syncing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

221 Actual lyrics in the song:

Sung by Comey to Clinton:

Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way

Seriously - these are the actual lyrics

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (oiNtH)

222
Nothing says, "I'm down with the struggle" quite like singing a rendition of a Beyonce song while interrogating an African-American. I've personally broken many with that humane method.

The tears come to their eyes as they confess their sins to me. As they should.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)

223 >178
Please tell me he didn't do the dance...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now With Infinity War Review at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (xJa6I)


He just chair danced a little for effect.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (sjdRT)

224 Ace is our Ewok Yeezy.

Posted by: non-poc chick but still woke at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (A07hL)

225 209 >>>175 How does a 60+ year old man even know the name of a Beyonce song?


Some years ago, men like Comey wanted to be like Liza Minnelli. Now, it's Beyonce.

Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (/roJx)

226 Better than average face - nice body - if she was answering the phones in the shop, the whole crew would be trying to bang her.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)

And the whole crew would succeed---but not at the same time.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (7uYFy)

227 And if she wasn't wearing her usual get-up, you'd pass right by her on the beach and not even know it....

--

Well when you wear a dress made out of bacon, it's hard not to stand out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (mk7Bj)

228 Calf Scour Brown.

(Similar to baby shit, but more rural.)
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (953wK)


A neighbor some time ago inexplicably painted his house a dark green, which we labeled "meconium green."

Just recently he realized how ugly it was, and repainted it ... white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (oYp/M)

229 I don't get what she sees in him. He's one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen...
_______________________

Estimated net worth: over $800 million.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fqUgw)

230 Jim "Left Eye" Comey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (oaKMh)

231 what did he sing for the encore?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (vChNs)

232 I don't use the word "fag" but I thought it was a rude term used to describe a gay man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
No.. it's a ciggie dahling..

Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)

233 White. Men. Can't. Rap. It's offensive and sound stupit.

Posted by: Shaun King at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/qEW2)

234 Who is paying Stormy's lawyer?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (Ifb4G)

235 Ewok is an anagram for Woke.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (NU6ZM)

236 205. It was, at one time. Probably a generational thing, but its use now is to describe any effeminate, weird dude or behavior.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

237 Of course there was a curtain call

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (vChNs)

238 Fen ... may I present to you The Homosexual Slur Priority List

1 - Sperm Gurgler
2 - Knob Jockey
3 - Turd Burglar
4 - Fudge Packer
5 - Faggot
6 - Gay

You're welcome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (fiGNd)

239 Been on vacation for over a week, I miss anything exciting?

Did a quick scroll through Ace's posts, the Comics and Culture War post was spot on.

Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (72PAC)

240 Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)

I understand the English term, Mick, but as far as I know nobody using it here is English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (tpDAe)

241 Philip Glass.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

==========================
If you see Zod ... Run away!

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (Pqytn)

242 let's see who stops clapping first...

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (vChNs)

243 Estimated net worth: over $800 million.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fqUgw)

True, but I'll bet she does pretty well for herself, too.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (MX7xj)

244
Fake News is right: Comey is totes a Republican'!

Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (Lgq0c)

245 I don't get what she sees in him. He's one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (MX7xj)


He's successful and talented. A guy doesn't need any more than that. And he shouldn't.

Besides, she has a very pretty face but her body, from the waist down, is ... pretty awful. I remember back when she first came out they wouldn't even show her below the waist on her videos. She had gargantuan thunder thighs. It was very off-putting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (hTOcI)

246 >>Estimated net worth: over $800 million.


That'll do it.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (NU6ZM)

247 It was, at one time. Probably a generational thing, but its use now is to describe any effeminate, weird dude or behavior. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

Really? O.K.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (tpDAe)

248 cultural assassination?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (vChNs)

249 He listened to this song over and over again home alone. Dancing in the full length mirror naked.

Barry Manilow would gag.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (oiNtH)

250 Beyonce Sandcastles : Released
June 15, 2016

Yeah, this is the sort of thing a borderline elderly man bonds with his 35 year old daughter with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (VgKNm)

251 "And if she wasn't wearing her usual get-up, you'd pass right by her on the beach and not even know it....
Posted by: JoeF."


She has a nice behind so I would pay attention for a couple of seconds....

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (OD2ni)

252 Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way

Seriously - these are the actual lyrics
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (oiNtH)

So the songwriter rhymed "counter" with "encounter?"
That just is not done....

except when you rhyme "masses" with "Black Masses"

Posted by: War Pigs at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (7uYFy)

253 >>A neighbor some time ago inexplicably painted his house a dark green, which we labeled "meconium green."

"And what color are we doing the paws today, Mr. Comey?"
"Ohh, I don't know...something kinda fresh. Spring-y. But a little bit sassy."
"How about this? It's 'Meconium Green.'"
"You go, girl--you know me too well!"

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (Bdeb0)

254 Comey knows all the Show Tunes by heart, doubtless.... starting with "Cats".... anyhting by Steven Sondheim....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (zSVEm)

255 "214 But we were told time and time again... that Comey was an upstanding individual... a real rock... a great FBI director... beyond reproach....
Posted by: Don Q."


Which tells us everything we need to know about the people who said those things.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (Mbmmf)

256 Beyonce and Jay z are the Clintons of music. A business arrangement masquerading as a happy family.

Posted by: LaSue at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (BZA5F)

257 True, but I'll bet she does pretty well for herself, too.
___________________

Hers is around $350 million right now, but it was a lot less when she first started seeing him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fqUgw)

258 let's see who stops clapping first...
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM


:-(

Posted by: Jeb! at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (ctuyM)

259 Did he sing it with a remote control vibrating buttplug up his keister?

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)

260 235 Ewok is an anagram for Woke.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (NU6ZM)


--

and

We OK

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (vChNs)

261

The man is a pyschopath.

I had never seen Comey speak at any great length until I watched his interview with Bret Baier the other day.

Yeah, he's definitely a psycho.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GdWl+)

262 I like show tunes.

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (OD2ni)

263 He listened to this song over and over again home alone. Dancing in the full length mirror naked.
========

What a freak!

Posted by: Jame Gumm at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

264 170
159 The good news is that I found a #10 can of Taco flavored textured vegetable protein



Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)



What in gods name is taco flavored textured vegetable protein and what / vegetable / mineral is it derived from?!
*****************************************************
Sounds like a can of refried beans or bean dip to me. Definitely a staple in Casa Bonecrusher.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (JNTt1)

265 I'll bet he used to listen to Alanis Morrisette and cry while driving.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (Ifb4G)

266 7- ass pirate
8-pillow biter

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (oaKMh)

267 Does Comey speak Jive?

Posted by: ALH at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (uLuPn)

268 I did not vote for any of this shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)


There was a time that I'd believe that, BB. But now ? Only thing I know for sure is you like lobster.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (fiGNd)

269 Fag.

Posted by: RuPaul at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (xqfqx)

270 Warren Zevon, Dire Straits..... Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Philip Glass.
Posted by: Zod
-----------------

John Cage's 4' 33" runs through my head constantly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (5IJky)

271 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (fiGNd)

You forgot butt dart

Posted by: Jim Wright at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (i0ykY)

272 Who's the african american private investigator
That's a sexually active with multiple women?
(Shaft) This is correct.

Posted by: James Comey, Brutha at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

273 213
What you mean "we," paleface?

I did not vote for any of this shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)

Yeah, and I didn't vote for any of the shit that we bitch about "the black vote" voting for.

The point?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (WDCYi)

274 Judy Garland is my idol!!!!

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (OD2ni)

275 @127 -- don't know what happened to my first effort, but no barelling, I guess.
Anything Jimi being out of 'the norm' works for me. The three, Hendrix, Mitchell and Redding are gone but not never, ever forgotten.

When are the justice parts going to commence for the derp state?

Posted by: micky at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (dF9Lb)

276 She has a nice behind so I would pay attention for a couple of seconds....
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM


* fist bump *

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (ctuyM)

277 9 turd tamper

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (o2MD2)

278 Yeah, and I didn't vote for any of the shit that we bitch about "the black vote" voting for.

The point?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (WDCYi)


Well ... OF COURSE you didn't. You're obviously Asian.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (fiGNd)

279 I don't use the word "fag" but I thought it was a rude term used to describe a gay man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
No.. it's a ciggie dahling..
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)


My mind insists on hearing this in Jennifer Saunders' "Absolutely Fabulous" voice.

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (953wK)

280 I don't use the word "fag" but I thought it was a rude term used to describe a gay man?


It is and it isn't.

I've thought about this a bit because I'm pro-gay rights and marriage and whatever else they want to do and I've got in horde fights over it.

When I was coming up "fag" was in the same category as fairy or sissy. The insult meant that you were not masculine. I don't think anyone calling someone a fag on the playing field meant they were picturing an actual dick in your mouth.

So it was peer pressure toward traditional masculinity.

I support traditional masculinity and I support gay rights, so I feel conflicted every now and then when I feel the need to call someone a fag.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (fuK7c)

281 Comey's making a swipe at Kayne West with this Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar, Taylor Swift baloney. Inside Dem hardball.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Pqytn)

282 You know that sad, pitying look you give someone when that someone is hopelessly crushing on a person who doesn't even know they exist? Yeah, that.

You know that nails on a chalkboard/ gerbils in a blender sound of a co-worker who thinks they're a great singer and all you want to ask them is, "Where does it hurt, kid?" That, too.

You know that sinking feeling that's companion to the suspicion that maybe, just maybe he used his singing to loosen the tongues of various suspects over the years? That, most of all.

Posted by: Spice at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (rIgDj)

283 >>John Cage's 4' 33" runs through my head constantly. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (5IJky)

I hear my inside/the mechanized hum of another world...

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)

284 10. NY Met

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (NU6ZM)

285 Does he carry hot sauce in his pocketbook too?

Posted by: Donna at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (e7B8r)

286 >Besides, she has a very pretty face but her body,
from the waist down, is ... pretty awful. I remember back when she
first came out they wouldn't even show her below the waist on her
videos. She had gargantuan thunder thighs. It was very off-putting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (hTOcI)


I saw Gargantuan Thunder Thighs open for Bananarama on the Lido Deck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (sjdRT)

287 259 Did he sing it with a remote control vibrating buttplug up his keister?
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)

---

it's my auto-erotic tuner

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (vChNs)

288 I love spending time on Fire Island.

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (OD2ni)

289 Lots of folks not giving themselves enough credit. Your Homosexual Slurs go way higher on the Priority List.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (fiGNd)

290 What in gods name is taco flavored textured vegetable protein and what / vegetable / mineral is it derived from?!
*****************************************************
Sounds like a can of refried beans or bean dip to me. Definitely a staple in Casa Bonecrusher.
Posted by: Bonecrusher


Soy. Dried. Added to meat dish as an extender or replaces meat altogether. Acts like ground beef.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (dhqL5)

291 280. Very thoughtful argument and well-put.
Fag.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (fA1SL)

292 >>Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (fuK7c)



For a man, you have a lot of feelings.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (NU6ZM)

293

I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)

294 *confused screaming*

Posted by: Alskari at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (tdVTp)

295 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)


Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)

296 Now that's talent. Singing while sucking Barry's cocktail weenie.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (HgMAr)

297 Heh...as it turns out he IS a Republican afterall.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (xqfqx)

298 Textured or texturized vegetable protein (TVP), also known as textured soy protein (TSP), soy meat, or soya chunks is a defatted soy flour product, a by-product of extracting soybean oil. It is often used as a meat analogue or meat extender.

wiki

has long shelf life. Buy when cash is in surplus as a hedge against inflation and for those times when you can't get to walmart.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (roQNm)

299 I think, unpopularly, that the Greatest Generation minted Entitlement Mentality, and then generationally passed it along.... let the flaming begin...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (zSVEm)

300 And he admitted to it?!

Firing him was a great decision. Good heavens.

Posted by: Dianna at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (DV/Ik)

301 Judy Garland is my idol!!!!
Posted by: James Comey
-------------

We haz sadz.

Posted by: Bette Midler, Cher at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (5IJky)

302 Comey has expressive wrists, and a prolapsed ass.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (o2MD2)

303 Good thing Comey was not doing anything to stop the "known wolves" during his time as the head of the FIB.

This guy is a bigger douche than I thought and he is super proud of it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (pw+jk)

304 Hah, I thought Chris Brown beat her up, but I was misremembering. That was Rihanna. He has also recently taken to criticizing Kanye.

Posted by: Shaun King at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (/qEW2)

305 It's an Urban Messenger Bag !

And if he carries hot sauce in it, it's probably a weak and low-quality brand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Mbmmf)

306 Is this Comey's side hustle?

Posted by: ALH at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (uLuPn)

307 PDT got it right - Comey is a nutbag.

Right now, my ear worm is Havana unana
Aaaagghh

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (kLYph)

308 comey is the measuring stick of how far our society has fallen. if he rose to the top, what about the underlings? comforting. we really are fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (KP5rU)

309 Well now we know who wrote the homage to Obama that the kids sang...Ooh Obama or whatever the hell it was.

Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (oiNtH)

310 295 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)

Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)

311
>>John Cage's 4' 33" runs through my head constantly. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (5IJky)



I hear my inside/the mechanized hum of another world...

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)

==============================
Imagine listening to that while staring at a Rothko blue-green-purple cubes painting.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Pqytn)

312 259 Did he sing it with a remote control vibrating buttplug up his keister?
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)


On a medic blog one ER doc reported a guy once came in with a pager up his butt. He got the number ("for the record") and then the ER staff amused themselves for hours afterward by calling the number.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (oYp/M)

313 I love to dress like a biker and go out to the bars in DuPont Circle.

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (OD2ni)

314 TIME article about the FBI gives some hints about the IG investigation.

I wouldn't doubt that the investigation will say that Comey, etc violated protocols and didn't give Hillary a fair shake.

Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (K97oG)

315 Every now and then I get "A Pirate Looks at Forty" for an earworm.

It could be worse.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (fiGNd)

316 I'm picturing an empty thought bubble above Comey's photo

Posted by: Editor at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (VKZGb)

317 293

I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)

It's also my favorite tune.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (LB9RI)

318 There I was in the Bureau's executive toilet, softly humming a medley of 2 Live Crew's dopest hits.

Posted by: James Comey, Me So Horny at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (L78vw)

319 Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?


My idiot No. 1 Son loves every movie the first time he sees it and can't be objective until the second or third viewing.

He told me Infinity was not just a great comic book movie, but a great movie.

We saw it together and it was his idea to walk out halfway through. (I was praying he'd get there). It's horrible.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (fuK7c)

320
I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)

---

definite fag

Posted by: J Edgar Hoover at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vChNs)

321 About time for Stormy Daniels to come out with a recording singing something about Trump. MFM would hype it to the top of the charts.
Gotta make hay while the sun shines....

Posted by: Colin at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (fGIO/)

322 J. Edgar Loser

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (+07ND)

323 7- ass pirate
8-pillow biter
.........

9 turd tamper
.........

10- dung puncher
11- Obama voter

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (HgMAr)

324 Is he not aware that admitting that sort of thing makes him seem really retarded and confirms that his sh*t is all effed up?

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (0s3bJ)

325 234
Who is paying Stormy's lawyer?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (Ifb4G)


Someone should ask her if her lawyer is working "Pro Bono" and see what she says.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)

326 On a medic blog one ER doc reported a guy once came in with a pager up his butt. He got the number ("for the record") and then the ER staff amused themselves for hours afterward by calling the number.
=======

A friend of mine used to do admitting in an ER.

She said some guy came in one time with a birthday candle lodged deep down his urethra. He was using it because he couldn't get it up.

Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

327 Current ear-worm: A Little Help from my Friends, the Joe Cocker one. Because of that stupid friggin' Volkswagen hippie Woodstock commercial. It's making me hate that song, which I never did till recently.

Damn hippies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (xPJvm)

328 Actual lyrics in the song:

Sung by Comey to Clinton:

Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way

Seriously - these are the actual lyrics

-
Well, it's no You Are My Sunshine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

329 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fiGNd)

Hey, Scogg, I wanted to tell you, yesterday, but you took off: you were on a roll, a whole string of comments that cracked me up.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (0bRDi)

330 Don't you just hate it when a house guests parks their $800,000 ugly orange car in your front driveway?
=====

LOL. The new orange, brown and electric green and yellow cars are a hoot.

Waiting for green shag in family rooms to make a comeback.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (MIKMs)

331 "Would you f--- me? I'd f--- me so hard"

Posted by: James Comey, pulling his junk back between his legs at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (WjCgM)

332 >>When I was coming up "fag" was in the same category as fairy or sissy.



Same here - this was in the late 70's in elementary school, and it had no connection to gay sex.

What's funny is that I hadn't heard that slur used that way for decades, and then one day son comes home from summer camp and he's using it in the same way (and he'd never used that word at all prior to that). Seems to be just an insult kids use?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

333 For a man, you have a lot of feelings.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM


That's an odd way to spell, 'sips penis'.



/ Just kidding, Bander is good.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (LOgQ4)

334 >>Because of that stupid friggin' Volkswagen hippie Woodstock commercial.


That commercial makes me miss my 65 Bus.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (NU6ZM)

335
Someone should ask her if her lawyer is working "Pro Bono" and see what she says.
======

I'm very pro-boner.

Posted by: Shep! at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (vg8iE)

336 "234
Who is paying Stormy's lawyer?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles"


That guy is a real media whore.

Posted by: Zombie William Ginsburg at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (OD2ni)

337 Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?

I wouldn't see it again. Not the worst Marvel Movie - but closer to the bottom than the top.

Tries to do too much - and somehow rushes two and a half hours.

But - it does have action.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (fiGNd)

338 Remember back when everyone on Fox was assuring us that Comey was 100% professional and trustworthy? Where did they get that from? Everything this guy says and does screams jackass.

Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)

339 I must protest the current trend towards use of escalating homosexual epithets to refer to Comey. I have spoken to several homosexuals in regards his behavior and all are appalled by the thought of being compared to this walking clusterfuck.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (AM1GF)

340 Actual lyrics in the song:

Sung by Comey to Clinton:

Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way

Seriously - these are the actual lyrics


Isn't that from the "Sound of Music" soundtrack?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (oYp/M)

341
Ironically James Comey's career meet the same fate as a sandcastle at high tide

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (10vO4)

342 Every now and then I get "A Pirate Looks at Forty" for an earworm.
It could be worse.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM


Time for a trip to Margaritaville, and remember, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (ctuyM)

343 >>327 Current ear-worm: A Little Help from my Friends, the Joe Cocker one. Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (xPJvm)

Manamana, na na na nana. Manamana...

You're welcome.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

344 >>Waiting for green shag in family rooms to make a comeback.


Avocado Appliances

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (NU6ZM)

345 "All the single ladies (all the single ladies)"

That's the extent of my Beyonce repertoire.

Posted by: jd at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (cIj06)

346 Is it okay to worry just a bit about why Ace would know the slang in the headline here?

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (953wK)

347 Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?

-

I think that this is Peak Marvel. I stopped watching all the marvel movies a few years ago and only catch the occasional one that has good reviews. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. These movies are all the same. I just can't handle more superhero movies any more.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (mk7Bj)

348 337
Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?



I wouldn't see it again. Not the worst Marvel Movie - but closer to the bottom than the top.



Tries to do too much - and somehow rushes two and a half hours.



But - it does have action.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (fiGNd)


No spoilers please, but does it have Wakandan battle rhinos?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

349 Does Infinity War have a lot of Diversity? Does it have a lot of strong empowered feminist leads taking control of,every situation? Does it have Caucasian villains, mostly male...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (zSVEm)

350 I don't know why, but I love VW busses. Always have. Had one for a couple of years. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

351 One time I was in an airport, and I thought I had Brian Eno's "Music for Airports" stuck in my head. Then I realized they were actually playing "Music for Airports"...in the airport. Which briefly blew my mind. Eno himself would have loved it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (3dsTO)

352 4 out of 5 trannies agree... Comey is gay for himself.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (HgMAr)

353 The FEDS taped cohen's phone calls including one with the White House?

What The Fuck is going on here?
They ever tap Fredo's lines?
Mother Fuckers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (Lg2h/)

354 These movies are all the same. I just can't handle more superhero movies any more.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously


You might actually be the one person to cheer at the ending, then...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (AM1GF)

355
"So I was the one with all the glory,
While you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain...."

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (bUjCl)

356 I'm sure Comey followed the Lilith Fair, aka Breast Fest, around the country in the late 90s.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (rdl6o)

357 >>>118 Well, I can see how he got the reputation in DC as the "one adult in the room" who took his job very seriously and was a trustworthy, straight as an arrow Joe Friday type cop's cop.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (F5+ro)

Like Pompeo.
I saw Pompeo get sworn in--I had not kept up--and my first thought was "That guy was a cop" and my second thought was "He's a cop's cop." Which, yeah.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (0bRDi)

358 Textured or texturized vegetable protein (TVP), also known as textured soy protein (TSP), soy meat, or soya chunks is a defatted soy flour product, a by-product of extracting soybean oil. It is often used as a meat analogue or meat extender.

wiki

has long shelf life. Buy when cash is in surplus as a hedge against inflation and for those times when you can't get to walmart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse


Y2k staple.

You make a skillet of that, throw in taco seasoning and viola! Tacos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (2ifxQ)

359 338 Remember back when everyone on Fox was assuring us that Comey was 100% professional and trustworthy? Where did they get that from? Everything this guy says and does screams jackass.
Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)


Dan Rather, 2004: "unimpeachable source."

Really? That "source" was about as peachable as one could imagine. Some anonymous person no one saw slipped the documents to a Dem operative in a brush pass? Srsly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (oYp/M)

360 That guy is a real media whore.
Posted by: Zombie William Ginsburg at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: C. Schumer at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

361 >>I don't know why, but I love VW busses


Happiest Vehicle Ever...at least, the split window models always had a smile for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (NU6ZM)

362 I thought that fairly recently there was information that the stuff about J. Edgar Hoover being a transvestite was a smear job. I mean. he did some really bad things as an FBI director, but I don't know if the cross dressing thing is legit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (tpDAe)

363 James "Coat my insides and outsides with feces" Comey.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (WDCYi)

364 351. Yeah. The dude really had something with that. And a lot of his ambient music.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (fA1SL)

365 Avocado Appliances
=====
I had Harvest Gold.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (MIKMs)

366 #32 FTW!!

Just ask Giuliani - he knows. Giuliani singlehandedly handed the MSM a NEW story about why Trump fired Comey, by saying Trump demanded he say Trump was not under investigation, but leaving off the fact that Comey told Trump that to his face three times! Right on cue NPR and my local Librag are on this NEW story! What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (MjkWd)

367 Good earwigs.... Star Trekkin'... and segue into " Fish Heads".... makes for a good day....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (zSVEm)

368 Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with
STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong.
All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)


---

That's probably going to be in my name field soon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (VgKNm)

369
If you're a teen boy and "fag" or "pussy" aren't one of your friend insult words, you're probably a fag.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (r+sAi)

370 Infinity War isn't quite as good as Puppy Dog Pals. But if you're into that stuff, you'll probably like it.

Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (2LKta)

371 When the IG report FINALLY comes out and it mentions Comey, Brennan or Clapper, these shit weasels are going to say that they are being persecuted because of their criticism of Trump. They will gloss over the fact that this has been in the works for months and play act that it's being done to punish them for recent remarks.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (7uYFy)

372 358. Apocalicous!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)

373 But - it does have action.

- - -

So do truckstop restrooms.

Men in tights save the world, Part MCVIX. No thanks.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (L78vw)

374 Rump Rustler
Poofter
queef

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (JNTt1)

375 Brief video description of Comey late at night when he's alone:


https://youtu.be/jMEFAQERF4U

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (uiwCw)

376

The point?


That there's a very-well-coordinated effort to install Progressives in office nationwide. (Remember how David Axelrod used "astroturf" to lie to people by creating the impression of widespread support for candidates that never really existed?) They prop up a candidate who will lie his or her ass off during their campaign and when in office, start pushing everything they get their hands on as far to the radical Marxist left as they can.

All the while betraying their oath of office and ignoring the clear principles of the Constitution. Just look at SCOAMF's "Promise Program" that lets young criminals off the hook and is directly responsible for the death of 17 people.

Exhibit #2 is the "Dear Colleague" letter that set up the Kollidge Kangaroo Kourts where the accused are denied their Constitutional and legal rights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (GdWl+)

377 Does he also carry a bottle of hot sauce in his purse messenger bag?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (/0IRq)

378 Good earwigs.... Star Trekkin'... and segue into " Fish Heads".... makes for a good day....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (zSVEm)


Poisoning Pigeons In The Park should be in the rotation as well.

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (953wK)

379 "356 I'm sure Comey followed the Lilith Fair, aka Breast Fest, around the country in the late 90s.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front"


Also guessing he has seen the indigo Girls a few times.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

380 350 I don't know why, but I love VW busses. Always have. Had one for a couple of years. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

I am a big fan of the air cooled VWs, especially the pre-67 varieties. Had a few, but never a bus. I have been thinking about finding a thing to goof around in.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK)

381 >>>138 The good news is that my daughter's restaurant was so busy today, I ended up at Jimmy Johns to get something to eat.

Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (/roJx)

That is good news. As long as she does not own a Starbucks.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (0bRDi)

382 347
Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?



-



I think that this is Peak Marvel. I stopped watching all the marvel
movies a few years ago and only catch the occasional one that has good
reviews. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. These movies are all
the same. I just can't handle more superhero movies any more.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (mk7Bj)


Lets face it, we are in the golden age of superhero movies. The stories were all written years ago before PC took over so they are mostly good plain popcorn fun. The technology to do the superhero action has matured, so we have the perfect timing for the best superhero movies to be made, along with a few dogs (Looking at you Green Lantern, Ben affleck movie and Seth Rogan movie)

After the culmination of Infinity Wars the whole genre will be spent and become utter retreading.

But I'm enjoying the run with my teenage son.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

383 If you're a teen boy and "fag" or "pussy" aren't one of your friend insult words, you're probably a fag.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (r+sAi)


. . . and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (953wK)

384
Y2k staple.


moment to feel old:

there's strippers now who weren't even born on Y2K

Posted by: James Comey, pulling his junk back between his legs at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (WjCgM)

385 I like the new tone Giuliani is taking.

1. nah bro. you're too biased for subpoenas
2. nah bro. there's no collusion, your investigation is dead
3. nah bro, comey is a liar and not gonna be the basis for any obstruction impeachment you're trying to cook up.
4. nah bro, you've exceeded the scope of your probe and you'll have to litigate this if we still let you keep your job.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (Kuhyt)

386 >>Had a few, but never a bus. I have been thinking about finding a thing to goof around in.


Every Thing is a Beautiful Thing!

Posted by: VW Bumpersticker at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (NU6ZM)

387 Remember back when everyone on Fox was assuring us that Comey was 100% professional and trustworthy? Where did they get that from? Everything this guy says and does screams jackass.

Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)


My Guess ? The GOP.

I don't know if the GOP set about on Day One to weaken Trump - or if that came later. But I do believe that the GOP set about on Day One to surround Trump with like-minded DC Insiders - to influence and control him.

Comey is one of those Insiders.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (fiGNd)

388 Homo or just 'mo, faq, pussy, sissy, buttmunch, dickweed

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (3dsTO)

389 Comey should appear at his next CNN interview wearing a knitted pink pussy hat he knitted himself.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (o2MD2)

390 >>Ironically James Comey's career meet the same fate as a sandcastle at high tide


Shoulda known better, you don't go chasin' waterfalls, you gotta stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to....

Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

391 People still go to Marvel movies?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (Ifb4G)

392
Comey da Clown.

Comey dont play dat.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

393 One time I was in an airport, and I thought I had
Brian Eno's "Music for Airports" stuck in my head. Then I realized they
were actually playing "Music for Airports"...in the airport. Which
briefly blew my mind. Eno himself would have loved it.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (3dsTO)


---

I've gotten in a really bad habit of paying attention to what song is playing when I enter a public restroom in a store or restaurant. Picture your life as a movie, and that's the song playing at that moment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (VgKNm)

394 310 295 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)

Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)


Doobie Brothers.

Nobody I know would guess that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (CPk08)

395 Can't a guy transition in peace?

AND MY NAME IS "PRISTINA"!!!11!!!

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (05zlU)

396 rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM

I suspect that TVP is similar to 'distillery dregs' - a waste product left over from some process to extract a more desired product yet retains enough value that you don't just throw it away. Something like sawdust at a lumber mill, if only you can find a way to market it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (roQNm)

397 Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (7uYFy)

And like Netanyahu dumping all that evidence about Iran...

It will only be covered fro 10 seconds... then the media will spin to another MUCH less important story.

Note, Stormy's Lawyer has gotten MUCH more media play, than the Prime Minister of Israel proving that we got punked...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

398 "Is he not aware that admitting that sort of thing makes him seem really retarded and confirms that his sh*t is all effed up?"

It may beat the admission he thought he could blend in with the curtains behind him. 6'7" dude thinks he won't be noticed in a crowd. Top man.

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (XTiHL)

399 The Left: Theocracy is forever descending on the US!

Also the Left:

@BloombergTV 7m

Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country" https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (LNPd9)

400
Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)


Hillary gave an immigrant the clap?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (10vO4)

401 I have been keeping my eye out for a clean Squareback...I want to make an Upland Game Mobile out of one.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (NU6ZM)

402 When I was coming up "fag" was in the same category as fairy or sissy. The insult meant that you were not masculine. I don't think anyone calling someone a fag on the playing field meant they were picturing an actual dick in your mouth.

So it was peer pressure toward traditional masculinity.


God hates non-traditional masculinity? Um, no. That's not what my signs were angling for. Try again. Btw, you seem very concerned with this topic lately. Anything you want to confess?

Posted by: Fred Phelps at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (/qEW2)

403 Giuliani's used to dealing with mob bosses.

But these mob bosses are the Feds themselves. Godspeed, Rudy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (3dsTO)

404 >> Comey should appear at his next CNN interview wearing a knitted pink pussy hat he knitted himself.



Nah bro, just borrow his wife's.

[insert pic of Comey's wife and daughters at the Women's March here]

Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

405 Is there some sort of guide for weirdo leftists to make up weird claims about themselves to fit in with the (gay) kids?

Hillary keeping hot sauce in her purse? dafuq you do.

Comey keepin' it real with bae bae? sure, cuck, sure.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (Kuhyt)

406 Doobie Brothers... Black Water... great song..

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (zSVEm)

407 I've gotten in a really bad habit of paying attention to what song is playing when I enter a public restroom in a store or restaurant. Picture your life as a movie, and that's the song playing at that moment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (VgKNm)


I had a WTF moment a while back in a supermarket when I realized that the muzak that was playing was the Beatles' Revolution.

Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (953wK)

408 also, mom used to sing me to sleep by singing union lullabies.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (Kuhyt)

409 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)

Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)

Doobie Brothers.

Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In



Manamana.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (2ifxQ)

410 Oh, wuss/wussy. Can't forget that one.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (3dsTO)

411 Remember back when everyone on Fox was assuring us that Comey was
100% professional and trustworthy? Where did they get that from?
Everything this guy says and does screams jackass.


They say Comey is a 'straight-shooter' and all the other bullshit...

They say the same about Mueller, and we know the shit in his record that proves otherwise.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (Ifb4G)

412 >394
310 295 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about
the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon,
Dire Straits.....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)



Ride of the Valkyries?



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)



Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)



Doobie Brothers.



Nobody I know would guess that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (CPk0


Tits and Whiskey by Mary Prankster

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (sjdRT)

413 >>People still go to Marvel movies?


Not us.
But people.
Gayer.
People.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (NU6ZM)

414
On a medic blog one ER doc reported a guy once came in with a pager up
his butt. He got the number ("for the record") and then the ER staff
amused themselves for hours afterward by calling the number.

=======



A friend of mine used to do admitting in an ER.



She said some guy came in one time with a birthday candle lodged
deep down his urethra. He was using it because he couldn't get it up.



Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came
in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could
manage was "Was with bad woman."
----

TLC used to have this show called "Sex Sent Me to the ER."

Comedy gold.

Anecdotally, it costs $20,000 cash to get a vibrator out of your rectum.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (0s3bJ)

415 362 I thought that fairly recently there was information that the stuff about J. Edgar Hoover being a transvestite was a smear job. I mean. he did some really bad things as an FBI director, but I don't know if the cross dressing thing is legit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (tpDAe)


It was a KGB disinformation campaign. They planted the story with a friendly reporter at some newspaper (in India, IIRC), knowing it would be picked up. They laughed their asses when it gained traction in the U.S.

The story about this appeared in the Mitrokhin Archives, or perhaps one of the Harvey Klehr books (I've forgotten).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (oYp/M)

416
Do chicks understand friend insult words? Maybe, I think bitch is used alot, but women apparently have micro levels of communication in which it could mean 1001 things.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

417 I bet Comey watched "Glee", too.

Is there anything he can't do?

Comey, a man for no reason.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

418
Please tell me this guy wasn't in charge of something important, like the FBI.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (BWL+E)

419 I guess I'm just the most shocked about how dumb our overlords really are

I expected better

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (+087i)

420 "The Ikon" by Todd Rundgren's Utopia.

What can I say, I get 35-minute earworms.

With MiniMoog solos.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (3dsTO)

421 After the culmination of Infinity Wars the whole genre will be spent and become utter retreading.

But I'm enjoying the run with my teenage son.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

I expect Hollywood to rediscover Sci Fi... there is a LOT of classic stuff that has never been done correctly...

But of course... they will screw it up...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

422
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn


But the Left defines 'moral' politically.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)

423 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country" https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (LNPd9)

Your cake hole. Shut it.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Dp6qK)

424 nazi palsi, and mad maxine got nothing on this fucktard. his brain is made of sewage sludge. corn and all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (KP5rU)

425 Just ask Giuliani - he knows. Giuliani singlehandedly handed the MSM a NEW story about why Trump fired Comey, by saying Trump demanded he say Trump was not under investigation, but leaving off the fact that Comey told Trump that to his face three times! Right on cue NPR and my local Librag are on this NEW story! What a fucking idiot.

I was screaming at the television last night for him to STFU. Really bad idea.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (rdl6o)

426 yah, the cuck class of conservatives were really big with Comey and Mueller.

now do the same with Ken Starr.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Kuhyt)

427 >>It is often used as a meat analogue or meat extender.

That's actually scripture from the Codicils of the New Faith. How you could've known that, who can say? Mirabile dictum.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

428 Anecdotally, it costs $20,000 cash to get a vibrator out of your rectum.

Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (0s3bJ)

-----

Why??


Why would you want it out??

Posted by: !SHEP! at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

429 also, mom used to sing me to sleep by singing union lullabies.
Posted by: Kuhyt


Look for, the union label
When you are buying that coat, dress, or blouse...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (2ifxQ)

430 >>Is there some sort of guide for weirdo leftists to make up weird claims about themselves to fit in with the (gay) kids?



Not a gay thing, an "I'm so woke" thing.

Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI)

431 Oh lort. .... Comey ain't right in the haid.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (yTnCT)

432
What kind of an adult male would ever admit to something like this?

Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (+iJ8y)

433 Comey is a fruitcake.

I would love to see his evals throughout his career in the FBI.

His cheese slid off his cracker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)

434 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)

Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)

Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)

Doobie Brothers.

Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In



Manamana.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (2ifxQ)

Madonna

Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (bUjCl)

435 From last thread:

Ugly orange color.
-------
That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
-----------

We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)
*******************

I own a lot of burnt orange tee shirts... "Hook 'Em Horns" baby!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (PvFoN)

436 Is there any doubt tha Rosenstein is part of the coup coup cabal?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

437 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

I don't call my friends b**** so I guess I'm behind on the current lingo for friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (tpDAe)

438 "Doobie Brothers... Black Water... great song..
Posted by: kraken"


I have a tape of their concert for sale.

Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)

439 MUCH more media play, than the Prime Minister of Israel proving that we got punked...


You know, I try to be cynical. I disapprove of myself when it turns out I wasn't cynical enough.

I was completely blindsided by the media's "what Bibi speech" treatment. That wasn't possible.

I need to go back to cynic school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

440 I bet Comey watched "Glee", too.



Is there anything he can't do?



Comey, a man for no reason.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)


He probably doesn't have a monthly visitor. That's about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (9chmE)

441 429 also, mom used to sing me to sleep by singing union lullabies.
Posted by: Kuhyt


Look for, the union label
When you are buying that coat, dress, or blouse..."

........sometimes
when you play with matches
you get burnt!

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (Kuhyt)

442 >>it costs $20,000 cash to get a vibrator out of your rectum.


Holy Cow!


Posted by: Phil Rizzuto Keychain at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (NU6ZM)

443 Meat analogue/meat extender... context.... hmmm....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

444 But the Left defines 'moral' politically.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)

By Any Means Necessary is their moral, and I am inclined to agree, subject to certain constitutional limitations. Who the fuck is she, some expert in marrying a rich guy?

She can have two bags of dicks.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (Dp6qK)

445
I guess I'm just the most shocked about how dumb our overlords really are

I expected better

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (+087i)


One of the guards of the defendants at the Nuremburg Trial said to a reporter, "Who knew we were fighting a bunch of jerks?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (BWL+E)

446 also, mom used to sing me to sleep by singing union lullabies.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM


♫Look for the union label
when you are buying that coat, dress or blouse.

Remember somewhere our union's sewing,
our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.

We work hard, but who's complaining?
Thanks to the I.L.G. we're paying our way!

So always look for the union label,
it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A.! ♫

You have my sincere sympathies.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (LOgQ4)

447 But the Left defines 'moral' politically.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Sure, but just once I would like them to admit they worship government.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (LNPd9)

448 Doobie Brothers.
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM


I know you listen to the music.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)

449 Is there any doubt tha Rosenstein is part of the coup coup cabal?"

----no fucking doubt at all.

Giuliani needs to get his ass fired.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (Kuhyt)

450 I am a big fan of the air cooled VWs, especially the pre-67 varieties. Had a few, but never a bus. I have been thinking about finding a thing to goof around in.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK) I had a '68 bug as well. Could fix it with a pair of pliers and a spool of wire. I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

451 I suspect that TVP is similar to 'distillery dregs' - a waste product left over from some process to extract a more desired product yet retains enough value that you don't just throw it away. Something like sawdust at a lumber mill, if only you can find a way to market it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (roQNm)


That's what Marmite/Vegemite is: the crap left in the bottom of the vat after beer is brewed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (oYp/M)

452 What can I say, I get 35-minute earworms.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (3dsTO)

----------

*two thumbs up*

Posted by: RUSH 2112 at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

453 What kind of an adult male would ever admit to something like this?

Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (+iJ8y)

I would not be surprised if he transitions to a nasty womyn

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (kLYph)

454 > I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)


Could it have been the THC?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (sjdRT)

455 Sure, but just once I would like them to admit they worship government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM


They don't worship government, they worship power.

Government is how they wield power.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (ctuyM)

456 What kind of an adult male would ever admit to something like this?

Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM


One who fears he's about to be indicted and is involved in a major PR effort to influence the potential jury pool?

Posted by: girldog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (g5YYQ)

457 But the Left defines 'moral' politically.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)


Doesn't matter to me "how" any of you define it.

Leftists believe just as strongly in their list of "You Should and You Should Nots" as anybody on the Right. And their faith in their Books are just as strong.

One of y'all is going to have to destroy the other - because you can't leave each other alone.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (fiGNd)

458 Democrats are not serious people. They are idiots and crooks.

Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)

459 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"




Show me in the Constitution where it says that, Mrs. Gates.

Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

460 One who fears he's about to be indicted and is involved in a major PR effort to influence the potential jury pool?
Posted by: girldog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (g5YYQ)


Working up an insanity defense?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (oYp/M)

461 know you listen to the music.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)


All the time.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (CPk08)

462 459 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

---- and then?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Kuhyt)

463 Could it have been the THC?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (sjdRT)


Well, that prolly didn't hurt

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

464 I heard comey's favorite movie is Yentel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Lg2h/)

465 and No and then!

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Kuhyt)

466 218
>>Warren Zevon, Dire Straits..... Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)



Philip Glass.

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Amon Amarth? Five Finger Death Punch? Megadeth?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (DxWUs)

467 I am a big fan of the air cooled VWs, especially the pre-67 varieties. Had a few, but never a bus. I have been thinking about finding a thing to goof around in.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK) I had a '68 bug as well. Could fix it with a pair of pliers and a spool of wire. I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

Two things I learned about in law school never drive a Bronco 2 (high rate of decapitations) or a VW Bus (impalement on the steering column)

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)

468 422

Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she

is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn

But the Left defines 'moral' politically.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)

So you voted for George Bush over "Release My Chakra" Gore?
You voted for the pious and humble Mitt Romney over God Damn America Shut -up I won Oblama.


No?
STFU and STFD.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

469 Oh, I'm sure. All tricked out in Beyonce flair too, I bet.

Corporal Klinger sort of move?

Posted by: steve walsh at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ECqyM)

470
It's one thing to have actually done this in an FBI briefing (which is bad enough), it's quite another to admit it in public.

Geez, what a fucking unserious, childish fool.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (eXA4G)

471 ...waiting for Congress to confirm their appointments sometime between now and when Cameltoe Harris gets elected.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)


Ain't happening except in the fevered imaginations of lefties everywhere.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (vkS2Z)

472 439 MUCH more media play, than the Prime Minister of Israel proving that we got punked...


You know, I try to be cynical. I disapprove of myself when it turns out I wasn't cynical enough.

I was completely blindsided by the media's "what Bibi speech" treatment. That wasn't possible.

I need to go back to cynic school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

Yup.... just like more and more evidence that the President got punked on the latest Syrian Chemical attack...

Which actually surprises me... I thought the media would be ALL over a story that would make the President look bad.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (NgKpN)

473 Trying to get to take her place in the White House situation room eh James?

http://tinyurl.com/ybm9a5oz


Posted by: geoffb at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (zOpu5)

474 361
Happiest Vehicle Ever...at least, the split window models always had a smile for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (NU6ZM)


The front of a Mazda 5 looks downright goofy. I didn't notice that until after I bought it.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (xjiRE)

475
Take me by the hand
(hand)
Purty mama

Take me by the hand
(hand)
purty mama.

I LIKE TO HEAR SOME FUNKY DIXIE LAND
PRETY MAMA COM TAKE ME BY THE HAND!!

Posted by: RUSH 2112 at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

476 That's what Marmite/Vegemite is: the crap left in the bottom of the vat after beer is brewed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM


You got half right, mate. Marmite is crap.

Posted by: Digger at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ctuyM)

477 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

She does realize she voted for both Clintons, right?

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (+087i)

478 >>I heard comey's favorite movie is Yentel


There has to be no less than 5 copies of that soundtrack in my basement.

Getting rid of Streisand Records is harder than getting rid of Zucchini in August.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (NU6ZM)

479 Comey is what happens when you let your initials go to your head.

Posted by: geoffb at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (zOpu5)

480


I have a tape of their concert for sale.

Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)

PENALTY FOR EXCESSIVE OBSCURITY: Loss of 'First!' and must clean the Barrel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (Ifb4G)

481 I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM


Second-hand marijuana smoke embedded in every fiber.

Those things were the 'vehicle of choice' of weed smokers.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)

482
oooo...... sock catastrophe.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

483 I had a '68 bug as well. Could fix it with a pair of pliers and a spool of wire. I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

It was the doobie smoke leeching from every crevice. I always wanted a bus. Had a '67 Ghia and a '63 Notchback. $2.5 for an oil change and 25 mpg. It was a young man's dream.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (Dp6qK)

484 >> "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"



The Left morphed into the Moral Majority so quickly, huh?


Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

485 I need to go back to cynic school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)


Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (fiGNd)

486 It's one thing to have actually done this in an FBI briefing (which is bad enough), it's quite another to admit it in public.

Geez, what a fucking unserious, childish fool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (eXA4G)

I concur. This is one of those things you may do but never admit. Ever.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (+087i)

487 @314

Yeah, it looks like this IG report is not going to be what we were led to believe if what the TIME article eludes to.

Similar to the IG report of McCabe, it's going to center on actions with how the FBI conducted the Hillary "Investigation" and how it violated protocols, leaked and treated her unfairly.


I think this IG report is going to be an upper decker, rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez with a side of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (2JcMg)

488 you know what else comey once did in a meeting?

Inform Trump about an unverified piss dossier and then leak that to his lawyer so that the press would cover it.

and then claim that he only learned of the dossier from that press coverage.

better put some hout sauce on that, boy.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Kuhyt)

489 Maybe, I think bitch is used alot, but women apparently have micro levels of communication in which it could mean 1001 things.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

Uh, not really. I wouldn't like being called a bitch by a girlfriend. In fact, if I ever use the word, it's not in a nice way and not to their face, either.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (MX7xj)

490 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

And no doubt.... voted for Bill Clinton....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

491 >>I have a tape of their concert for sale.

Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)


"Which Doobie do you be?"

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (NU6ZM)

492

The fbi is a disgrace.

Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Lgq0c)

493 I don't call my friends b**** so I guess I'm behind on the current lingo for friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (tpDAe)

Yeah, I was just thinking -- none of the women in my life call their friends bitches.

Well, I mean, maybe behind their backs if they do something bitchy, but not in the same friendly way guys insult each other.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (F5+ro)

494
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"


Unless of course it's christian morals

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (10vO4)

495 Next meeting we will be doing Def Comedy Jam. Be on time

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (nQHw/)

496 Me and the gals down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic were talking this morning about how "Sandcastles" is a perfect metaphor for our hypermasculine, pro-rape culture. It shows how different our minds work.

When a man sees a Sandcastle, he dreams of being king, vanquishing enemies, the violent oppression of women and the colonization of people of color.

When a woman sees a sandcastle, all she can think about is how painful it would be if all of that sand were to get into her vagina.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)

497 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is,
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"


(LBJ flashes his dick at her.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Ifb4G)

498 Major League Baseball intends to announce next week that the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox will play two games at Londons Olympic Stadium in June next year, a person close to the planning told The Associated Press.

BAD idea and unfair to both teams...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Lg2h/)

499 Two things I learned about in law school never drive a Bronco 2 (high rate of decapitations) or a VW Bus (impalement on the steering column)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)


I have some standard helpful advise for those who will follow it.

Don't fuck up.

Follow that advise and you will never fuck up.

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (o2MD2)

500 So we loaded up a VW microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction...

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (fuK7c)

501 494: And morals include burying your countrymen with outsourcing. Fuck the GAtes family

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (5gaNQ)

502 My ex-wife and her bestie used to call each other 'snizz'.



Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (NU6ZM)

503 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

---- and then?
Posted by: Kuhyt



She'd shit a brick the second he starts enforcing morality.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (2ifxQ)

504
Serious Question that must be tweeted immediately: Which Beyonce Song Was Comey Singing During The Tsaernev Briefing, Oh Wait, There Never Was A Tsaenev FBI Briefing By Comey

Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Lgq0c)

505 And who the fuck is Melinda Gates to lecture anyone other than some woman who married Bill Gates' money?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Ifb4G)

506 My politics is that of hating to be preached at by the likes of Melinda Gates.....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (zSVEm)

507 A little surprised at the IW reactions here, I loved it.

Top 5 Marvel I think, though it's early and that could change.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (72PAC)

508 I have a tape of their concert for sale.
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)

Which Doobie you be?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (3dsTO)

509 And morals include burying your countrymen with outsourcing. Fuck the GAtes family
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (5gaNQ)

Ah stop raggin on the Gate's. I mean they ONLY spent 15 million on a horse farm for their daughter in suburban NY to attend grad school in NYC. It's not like the homeless did not need that money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Lg2h/)

510 499 Two things I learned about in law school never drive a Bronco 2 (high rate of decapitations) or a VW Bus (impalement on the steering column)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)


I have some standard helpful advise for those who will follow it.

Don't fuck up.

Follow that advise and you will never fuck up.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (o2MD2)

Except the Bronco 2 also had nasty problems with blowing out tires with a high cg making its fucking up ability autonomous...

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (+087i)

511 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she


is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"


https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn

But the Left defines 'moral' politically.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)


And I should care about the opinions of the woman who married the guy who stole Apple's ideas... why?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (9chmE)

512 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

-----

Who's morality there Mrs Cake Eater??

Marx's....? Christ's...? Who gets to define the morality to be an authority on??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

513 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

Wait: So she wants The Handmaid's Tale?

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (xjiRE)

514 "Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)"

This is obviously a fake. Not a single misspelling!

Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (eAZVt)

515
Similar to the IG report of McCabe, it's going to center on actions with how the FBI conducted the Hillary "Investigation" and how it violated protocols, leaked and treated her unfairly.


I think this IG report is going to be an upper decker, rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez with a side of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (2JcMg)

That's really all the IG can do.

IG's are not normally prosecutorial bodies... they look at Procedures.... and whether people did not follow said procedures.

IMO the IG report is being used to run out the clock...

Its like appointing a Blue Chip Panel to investigate something....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

516 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is,
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"


Bitch, please.

Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (Ifb4G)

517 From VDH's NRO article, and Comey's book:
---
It is entirely possible that, because I was making decisions in an environment where Hillary Clinton was sure to be the next president, my concern about making her an illegitimate president by concealing the restarted investigation bore greater weight than it would have if the election appeared closer or if Donald Trump were ahead in all polls. But I don't know.
---
He had concerns about Clinton's presidency being viewed as illegitimate--he doesn't appear to have ANY concerns about Trump's presidency being viewed the same way.

That would be partisanship, Comey boy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (vDqXW)

518 "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

Unless it's that icky Judeo-Christian moral authority stuff. Ew.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (3dsTO)

519 Melinda Gates, a billionairess who thinks that her husband's money somehow bestowed great knowledge upon her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)

520 498 The NFL and now MLB are obsessed with getting Euros to like them.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

521 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is,
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

moral authority=Believe the exact same things I do politically.

I assume some folks on Twitter took Mrs. Gates to task.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (tpDAe)

522 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

nothing new under the sum

go back & listen to "A Time for Choosing"

Reagan points out that the dems of the day were referring to LBJ (!) as "our teacher & moral leader"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)

523 I have some standard helpful advise for those who will follow it.
Don't fuck up.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM


OTOH, not following your advice not only worked for me, it allowed me to catch up.

Posted by: John Kerry at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ctuyM)

524 Who's morality there Mrs Cake Eater??

Marx's....? Christ's...? Who gets to define the morality to be an authority on??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)


I couldn't write a more succinct example of the Slippery Slope of using the Power of the State to do "good".

Well done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (fiGNd)

525 >>497 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is,
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

(LBJ flashes his dick at her.) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Ifb4G)

"Mizz Gates, yew have a re-spon-sa-BILI-ty tuh be oral in the country. Now let's you jes hop in the ragtop an' I'll show you the west forty."

Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

526
500 So we loaded up a VW microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction...
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (fuK7c)







I just had a vision of a Magic Bus pulling into the parking lot of my usual shooting range, and the first gun the guy pulls out is his Barrett 50BMG.

"Errr, I'm afraid you won't be able to shoot that rifle at this range, hoss."

"Doooooooood......"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (eXA4G)

527 I don't recollect hearing from Gates when Billy Boy was jizzing on fat interns. So she can sod off.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (L78vw)

528
Yup.... just like more and more evidence that the President got punked on the latest Syrian Chemical attack...

Which actually surprises me... I thought the media would be ALL over a story that would make the President look bad.


Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (NgKpN)


It's because of their Russia narrative.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (10vO4)

529 459 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

Who asked you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (oYp/M)

530 Sitting on a pile of a spouses money does not imbue you with moral authority, Melinda...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (zSVEm)

531 Now that guy is really nuts.

Posted by: Glenn Beck! at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)

532 I have a tape of their concert for sale.
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)


It's just 40 minutes of a fat kid eating.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

533 Its like appointing a Blue Chip Panel to investigate something....
____________________________________

It's blue ribbon panel.

A blue chip panel makes those odd blue corn chips at the Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (ATVNj)

534 I have puked maybe five times in my life but the thought of Comey twerking almost brought a dry heave.

My brain is trying to kill me.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (e9RXe)

535 529 459 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

----what is trump doing that's so bad? He's not bringing prorners to the oval office. These libs are sanctimonizing from the imaginations of what trump is doing.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (Kuhyt)

536 459 >>Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

And I think that the founder of Microsoft has a responsibility to produce software that's worth a crap.

So there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (oYp/M)

537 That's really all the IG can do.

IG's are not normally prosecutorial bodies... they look at Procedures.... and whether people did not follow said procedures.

IMO the IG report is being used to run out the clock...

Its like appointing a Blue Chip Panel to investigate something....
Posted by: Don Q


How late was Steiner?
The IG report is already 6 weeks late.
(Supposed to be out Mid-March)

Who comes first? Steiner or the IG report?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (2ifxQ)

538 Diedre Bolton is looking a bit like a pr0n librarian today, big glasses and a tight white dress. She has a bit of a 'hard' face, but is still a one.

She must have coordinated with Nicole Petallides today.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (8iiMU)

539 A blue chip panel makes those odd blue corn chips at the Mexican restaurant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (ATVNj)

Mmmmmm, blue corn chips...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (MX7xj)

540 521: One would hope. Everytime these people or FB say that have to have foreign labor or outsourcing "to compete", I wonder who their big bad competitors are? Despicable. I'd like to see them fall

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (5gaNQ)

541
What's a snizz?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (r+sAi)

542 Sitting on a pile of a spouses money does not imbue you with moral authority, Melinda...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (zSVEm)


I have an immediate and strong suspicion of anyone that claims moral authority.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (fiGNd)

543 Melinda Gates: "I think

==========

Who gives a shit what she thinks about anything?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

544 Well, to be fair, there was the dancing. Rerun had the eating *and* the dancing. And occasionally worshiping a head of lettuce named Ralph.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (3dsTO)

545 485 I need to go back to cynic school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM



You got some catching up to do.
Last class was held in Corinth in 323BC but just cover the essays and you can get back on track.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (0tfLf)

546 So is Comey working on a long game to be able to plea insanity when the time comes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (VgKNm)

547 Somehow I don't think Melinda is getting through to the Horde....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (zSVEm)

548
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, now put your hands up!!!

Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (9q7Dl)

549 530 Sitting on a pile of a spouses money does not imbue you with moral authority, Melinda...

Anybody run that thought by John F'en Kerry?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (kUmUV)

550 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

---

So Melinda Gates thinks separation of church and state was a mistake?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (mk7Bj)

551 519 Melinda Gates, a billionairess who thinks that her husband's money somehow bestowed great knowledge upon her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)

Yeah, it takes a special kind of jackass to not realize you have no moral authority other than what you gained by giving adequate BJs to your rich husband.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (Dp6qK)

552 520 498 The NFL and now MLB are obsessed with getting Euros to like them.
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

they are losing their fan base here...

So need to replace their audience...

Kinda like Dems and Voters...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

553 534 I have puked maybe five times in my life but the thought of Comey twerking almost brought a dry heave.
_______________________________________

Dude, you have GOT to get out and live more.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (ATVNj)

554 Now that I'm doing an adult rereading of The Gulag Archipelago, yes, Mr. Comey, the FBI raids are like storm troopers or Stalinists

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (5gaNQ)

555 I don't recollect hearing from Gates when Billy Boy was jizzing on fat interns. So she can sod off.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (L78vw)



Bill Gates was jizzing on fat interns? That explains Windows 3.1.

Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

556 No doubt Comey is a wacko. I remember when the White House leak of the day was that Trump allegedly told the Russians that Comey was crazy and the media was outraged at Trump besmirching St. Comey to our enemies. On the same day Comey had his buddy release that when he first met Trump, Comey hid behind the curtains so Trump wouldn't notice him. So Comey helpfully verified for Trump and (the Russians) that Comey is nuts.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (xqRaG)

557 >>Who comes first? Steiner or the IG report?

The Mahdi.
Also, phrasing.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

558 What's a snizz?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM


That thing on a turkey's beak. Wait....that's a snood. Never mind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (p+Wdc)

559 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

---

Doesn't Windows 10 (and updates back to require Windows to spy on all of its users and report back to Mother?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (VgKNm)

560 Reagan points out that the dems of the day were referring to LBJ (!) as "our teacher & moral leader"
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)


The sad part is that that was the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (oYp/M)

561 The Feds taped Michael Cohen's phone but there's no Deep State comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (OLCnA)

562 My wife thinks Trump is doing a fine job, and her opinion has just as much relevance as Gates' wife.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)

563
396 rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM

I suspect that TVP is similar to 'distillery dregs' - a waste product left over from some process to extract a more desired product yet retains enough value that you don't just throw it away. Something like sawdust at a lumber mill, if only you can find a way to market it.


vegemite?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (v3pYe)

564 And I think that the founder of Microsoft has a responsibility to produce software that's worth a crap.



So there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (oYp/M)

It always amazes me how unhelpful any Microsoft 'help' actually is.
It truly is a work of genius, in a negative way.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (8iiMU)

565 436 Is there any doubt tha Rosenstein is part of the coup coup cabal?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

-----------------------

This is why Trump should have fired these people as soon as obvious what he was.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (MuTTO)

566 A snizz is an abbreviated sneeze. One that dies out halfway through.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (3dsTO)

567 545 485 I need to go back to cynic school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM


You got some catching up to do.
Last class was held in Corinth in 323BC but just cover the essays and you can get back on track.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (0tfLf)

Major in Cynicism, with a minor in Stoicism?

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

568 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
--
that's nice. I think a president shouldn't force nuns to fund abortifacients based on the tradition of Rights of Conscience--cited by Thomas Jefferson', just a clause away from the "Wall of Separation" clause that fiberals have convinced is practically Constitution Part II. I'm glad to have a president who campaigns to restore the Rights of Conscience abridged by your guys.

Are you sure you don't mean Moral Authoritarian? I'm sure you do, being a fiberal and Nannycrat.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (vDqXW)

569 This guy is a total ass-clown.

If this guy is the director of the FBI just imagine what the rest of the organization looks like.

Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (J7XgW)

570 Comey is not a crazy person, but he plays one on TV to avoid culpability. He thought he'd get away with it and be financially rewarded.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (5gaNQ)

571 I'm so bored.


How bored am I?


I've taken to actually looking at shit like "The 20 Images from the 50's That Will Shock You" off the Brietbart website.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (0tfLf)

572 Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (0tfLf)

Classical Cynicism ? Meaning of Life is Virtue and Harmony ?

I've read just a tiny bit of it. Disliked it immensely.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (fiGNd)

573 Anybody run that thought by John F'en Kerry?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM


Yes, at #523.

Posted by: John Kerry at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (ctuyM)

574 The Gulag Archipelago, like1984, Brave New World, Lord of the Flies, A Clockwork Orange.... all deserve a second reading, as adults....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (zSVEm)

575
Melinda Gates, a billionairess who thinks that her husband's money somehow bestowed great knowledge upon her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)

Yeah, it takes a special kind of jackass to not realize you have no moral authority other than what you gained by giving adequate BJs to your rich husband.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (Dp6qK)







Reminds me of a Bloom County joke when Breathed was having fun dissing Bill Gates.

"Say those three words that make me all hot and bothered."

"No prenuptual agreeemen..."

*Melinda tackles Bill and sticks her tongue down his throat*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (eXA4G)

576 Bill Gates was jizzing on fat interns? That explains Windows 3.1.
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)


It really explains Windows Vista, aka Windows 7 beta release.

I'm assuming Vista was released, and didn't just escape. Boy, did IT suck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)

577 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

-


I'm going to choose to interpret this as Melinda Gates thinks it's perfectly fine for married dudes to sleep with porn stars.

Thanks Mel. I'm sure Bill will be happy to hear that.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)

578 It always amazes me how unhelpful any Microsoft 'help' actually is.
It truly is a work of genius, in a negative way.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (8iiMU)


---

I love the windows website when someone asks a question, then 500+ other people have the same question, and the tech support rep writes out 23 bullet points that don't answer anything or solve the problem.

Then you go to one of the other forums and someone will say "go to control panel and disable this setting that doesn't do anything anyway" and the problem will be solved.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)

579
How the hell did all these govt workers get so damn rich?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (r+sAi)

580 565: No doubt in my mind, the Roddy fans like to should people down though, as he is heroic Jeff's buddy, or boss, rather.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (5gaNQ)

581 Reagan points out that the dems of the day were referring to LBJ (!) as "our teacher & moral leader"
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)
---
It takes a real moral leader to make you watch him shit or wag his dong in your face.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (vDqXW)

582 579. Good, honest graft.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)

583 559 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"

---

Doesn't Windows 10 (and updates back to require Windows to spy on all of its users and report back to Mother?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM



Who told you that!!!???

Posted by: Mother at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)

584 Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (fA1SL)

585 568 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
--
that's nice. I think a president shouldn't force nuns to fund abortifacients based on the tradition of Rights of Conscience--cited by Thomas Jefferson', just a clause away from the "Wall of Separation" clause that fiberals have convinced is practically Constitution Part II. I'm glad to have a president who campaigns to restore the Rights of Conscience abridged by your guys.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (vDqXW)


I think a President shouldn't try to induce thugs to murder police officers.

But, hey, that's me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (oYp/M)

586 " The Feds taped Michael Cohen's phone "

?

WTAF ? FFS !

*redacted*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (Mbmmf)

587 Vista is right up there with New Coke, the Mustang II and Men in Black III as things that it's best to pretend never happened.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (3dsTO)

588 I think that's "snood" isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (VgKNm)

589
*Melinda tackles Bill and sticks her tongue down his throat*
I
'm pretty sure Dave at Buffalo Roam just vomited for the sixth time in his life.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (ATVNj)

590 How the hell did all these govt workers get so damn rich?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk

--

The safe bet is bribery.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (7ZVPa)

591 Bill Gates and his wife are fellow travelers with Satan. I loathe that fucking thief.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (KP5rU)

592 Hey Melinda, get a load of Bathhouse Barry!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (RuIsu)

593 I love the windows website when someone asks a question, then 500+ other people have the same question, and the tech support rep writes out 23 bullet points that don't answer anything or solve the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)
---
You didn't mention the part where on almost every answer page the question and answers repeat over--in an incomprehensible order about 3-5 times.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (vDqXW)

594 I hate those . Where would the JEF be without them?

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (vQYn7)

595 565 436 Is there any doubt tha Rosenstein is part of the coup coup cabal?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)

-----------------------

This is why Trump should have fired these people as soon as obvious what he was.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (MuTTO)

Worse than all this.... and the way I would attack...

The President has ordered them to cooperate with Congress.

Mueller, is not... so its not just Congresses authority... it is the President's that he is ignoring.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (NgKpN)

596

My earworm for the past couple of days: ELP's sA Time and a Place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOAASyvAsow

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:39 PM (GdWl+)

597 I love the windows website when someone asks a question, then 500+ other people have the same question, and the tech support rep writes out 23 bullet points that don't answer anything or solve the problem.

Then you go to one of the other forums and someone will say "go to control panel and disable this setting that doesn't do anything anyway" and the problem will be solved.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)


"To solve this problem, enable the BFD to interact with the NFL and the DH after first disabling the BYOB."

"Now all you have to do is figure what the hell I'm talking about."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:39 PM (oYp/M)

598 The Caputo GoFundme acct is now close to $95K...goal is $100k.


http://tinyurl.com/y9bnll2c


Hope this gives him some consolation.

Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (Enq6K)

599 576 Bill Gates was jizzing on fat interns? That explains Windows 3.1.
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

It really explains Windows Vista, aka Windows 7 beta release.

I'm assuming Vista was released, and didn't just escape. Boy, did IT suck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, COPPERS!

Posted by: Rocky McVista at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

600 587 Vista is right up there with New Coke, the Mustang II and Men in Black III as things that it's best to pretend never happened.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (3dsTO)


True. Let us never speak of these things again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (oYp/M)

601 It really explains Windows Vista, aka Windows 7 beta release.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)
---
No. Windows Vista was more like somebody jerking off.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (vDqXW)

602 Jesus Jim has been unraveling for a loooong time.

Just for how crazy things are in the entire country, my daughter (corporate insurance job) just described a young woman, who got her face chewed off by an old bully woman (these women write and execute huge insurance policies), again for the upteenth time, stand up, start screaming "I QUIT you *(#&@@* POS!", grab her stuff, head for the elevator, with the bully woman chasing her saying "Wait, wait!". A minor slap- fight broke out in front of the elevator, with the quitee winning and the old bully blubbering. That's three quit this week and daughter thinks she might be unit manager by end of next week at 28. She said she is prepared to throw chairs. That's my girl!

Posted by: Lester at May 03, 2018 01:41 PM (LfJIn)

603 Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is,
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"


Moral, like avoiding taxes by putting your billions in a bullshit 'foundation' that still allows you to use it to push your will onto people?

Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:42 PM (Ifb4G)

604 Bill Gates was jizzing on fat interns? That explains Windows 3.1.
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM


I loved Windows 3.1. Built in networking -- freed up a lot of RAM. To those non-networked perhaps not a big deal but to me saved a lot of time every day. I could run Pagemaker without re-booting without the network and keep my machine delivering files to other users.

Gates probably just wanted to kill NetWare.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (LOgQ4)

605 (597) And later, you have to go to the control panel and disable it AGAIN, then try to figure out who really owns your(?) hardware.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (RuIsu)

606 Is there any truth that Gates came up with the name for Microsoft 'Bob' after dating Melinda (IYKWIM)?

Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (Ifb4G)

607 Melinda Gates was the product manager for Microsoft Bob.

So take her words for whatever they are worth.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2018 01:44 PM (Yl3Ht)

608 So, I'm driving along and I see a vehicle
with the words:

Veteran's Affairs Police with a US gov. plate.

WTF, why, and do they have their own SWAT team?

Posted by: Vlad Pootypoot at May 03, 2018 01:47 PM (+MPzA)

609 You just know that every morning Coney is shaving he all of a sudden stops and stares at himself intently and says . . .

"I'm Batman!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2018 01:52 PM (GckyN)

610 vegemite?

at amazon: approximately $7.50 (USD) 220grams (twin pack) $17 plus shipping - 0.034 cents per gram

strawberry jam - $3.48 (USD) 32

Comparing Amazon price to walmart
@amazon $12.95
@walmart $3.48 - Walmart 12 oz $3.22

one ounce = 28.35 grams

time spent analyzing cost benefit ratio @$15/hr minimum - roughly $7 (USD)

conclusion - don't buy grocery items from amazon.
shop walmart.

for extra credit, analyze cost per calorie and nutritional value. Consult with your local experts in nutrition, or ask any proponent of organic food products or staff at any health food store. They are, after all, experts.




Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:52 PM (roQNm)

611 He is hoping, praying, that if he sends the right liberal signals that they will protect him.

Posted by: thesgm at May 03, 2018 01:58 PM (xAIVi)

612 Twitter is now claiming that the FBI had tapped Cohen's phone lines before the raid. Fucking fascists.

Posted by: Jmel at May 03, 2018 02:03 PM (dxOqr)

613 >>>159 Taco flavored textured vegetable protein
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)

yum

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 02:03 PM (0bRDi)

614 >>>176 We don't need another zero.

OK, I'm putting a quatloo on 166.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (fuK7c)

I'm honored, Bander.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 02:05 PM (0bRDi)

615
Always thought pud snacker worked okay.

And the movie should have been "Bareback Mountin' ".

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2018 02:09 PM (S/hVx)

616 Schlichter has been dragging French all day over that tweet. Good for him.

Posted by: David French's Pristine, Bleached Bunghole at May 03, 2018 02:21 PM (L7Eun)

617 "...the former FBI director recalled the time he received a counterintelligence case with the code name “Sandcastles.”

“They always have weird code names,” Comey told "PBS NewsHour." “It was ‘Sandcastles,’ and so I said ‘Beyoncé!’ And I was the only one in the room who had any idea what I was talking about. People were like ‘What?’ I said, ‘We built sandcastles’ — Honest to God, I sung like that.”"

Sharing the name of a counterintelligence operation? AND admitting you sang Beyonce song.

Top man. smfh

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 03, 2018 02:42 PM (ijopM)

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