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Yas Queen Slay
Comey says he once sang Beyoncé’s "Sandcastles" during an FBI briefinghttps://t.co/lAwXBb5kbX pic.twitter.com/8Jd3uQB7Zy
— The Hill (@thehill) May 3, 2018
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:25 PM (NgKpN)
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Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:27 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: sunny-dee
............
I am sure I must have heard her sing at one time or another, but I cannot remember any of her songs..
But yeah.. Comey singing it???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Your Betters are NRO at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (hLRSq)
Deuteronomy 23:1
''He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.''
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: CMU VET at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (C+wjz)
Second, why is this a thing, other than as a record of where we are on the decline?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 12:29 PM (ni3dG)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (ITvKk)
Link is here in case the one above doesn't work.
https://tinyurl.com/y9txyueg
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Cher at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (WBIfG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (AzW6q)
425 My stupid lib brother once tried out a theory of his, that he could steer a car down the interstate solely by looking in the rearview mirror.
There was a story from the late 70's, iirc, about a night before one of the big NASCAR races, and most of the big drivers of the day were hanging out at a favorite bar together, and they got into a drunken bragging competition about who could drive the best in reverse. This culminated, of course, with the pack of them staging a race from the bar back to the hotel, on city streets, in reverse of course. (supposedly hitting speeds of 40 - 50 mph)
When the police got involved, as of course they did, the race promoter had to do a lot of late night fancy footwork to ensure he could get all of his top drivers out of jail by racetime the next day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (NU6ZM)
It's only a claim by Comey. He probably tried but we all know he couldn't really sing anything that Beyonce sings. He could shriek pretty well, though, so he might have been close.
But just keep in mind, this is only a claim.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (hTOcI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (O2RFr)
NBC's staff memo about Brokaw has these lines:
we also have been running mandatory in-person workplace training sessions.
Thus far, 1600 employees have been trained, and the feedback from those ses
ions has been overwhelmingly positive. We expect to have all 2,000 of our employees trained by end of summer.
"Trained," they call it. "Training," they call it. With no irony. Completely tone deaf.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85pwab8
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (0bRDi)
Yeah, well, I'm kind of chafed now. And itchy in the not good way.
This is supposed to be a two way street where everyone comes out happy. You know that, don't you Bub? Or you don't. Are you new?
Posted by: This Comment at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jim Comey at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Shep Smiff at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (prxEu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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I had to google it.. from Reddit:
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It's like "you go girl" or whatever. It originated in drag slang, which has become popular in recent years both due to wider LGBT acceptance and because of the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race, a drag queen competition. Lady Gaga has always had a particular relationship with her gay fanbase, which is how it got associated with her.
"Yas" is a variant of yes. "Queen" as in "you, the drag queen who is performing." "Slay" as in "keep doing what you're doing, you're killing it."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31 PM (NU6ZM)
Compared to her ass nothing is gigantic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (hTOcI)
Is there some belief that Cohen is spilling his guts and they wanted to get ahead of it?
I think Stormy Daniels has already been thoroughly digested by the American public, but it looks like this was Muellers only play left to just embarrass Trump
Posted by: Maritime at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: rockysan99 at May 03, 2018 12:33 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 03, 2018 12:33 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: West at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: troyriser at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (qUD5Q)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (prxEu)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (o2MD2)
Beyonce 3:1
Me and my ladies sip my D'USSÉ cup
I don't give a fvck, chucking my deuces up
Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:31
Love handles.
There goes my coffee...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
I think it lends credence to the idea that Trump was talking a big game, but he never really expected to win. He certainly never made plans to win, which is why 18 months later he's still struggling to put a loyal team together. The low lifes and hangers on stayed in their jobs because nobody else was in the pipeline to take them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (4IcKi)
Posted by: Jim Comey Greatest Hits at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)
It still doesn't make sense.
I'm keeping my original interpretation as Yaz (misspelt), Queen, and Slay[er] .. assumgin some sort of music reference to Comey's future performances on the stand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (hTOcI)
Yeah, when I want to torture my kind I do this type of try-hard wokeness --- use hip-hop vernacular, sing pop songs (Taylor Swift FTW), mention web memes.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (0bRDi)
This is supposed to be a two way street where everyone comes out
happy. You know that, don't you Bub? Or you don't. Are you new?
Posted by: This Comment at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)>>
Next time don't put it in the 7c.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)
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Thread status - won.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 03, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)
Hahaha
Posted by: Chase at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (110XU)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Jim cool guy Comey at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (O2RFr)
You tried that earlier, fake Jimmy Drama. Seriously, that's the only Biblical quote you can come up with today?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (oaKMh)
Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (uiwCw)
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There was one summer of overwhelming Gaga songs -- and the van full of summer softball girls sang loudly and enthusiastically to all of them. Unfortunately, she is not as good as old Bette Midler.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
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Broke to the yoke is another way of putting it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (hLRSq)
no more.
Posted by: Andy Serkis at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (4cgBR)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I once tired the opening two minutes of an Andrew Dice Clay monologue...that didn't go over too well with the General.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: garrett"
She is kind of funny looking. Then again, so is Jay Z so I guess they make a good couple.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (OD2ni)
"Queen" = Beyoncé did a whole tour where she was dressed as a queen, and her fans will cut you if you do not bow down to Queen Bee.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (mk7Bj)
Bad blood between Kayne West and Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar.
Comey's playing Democrat on this one.
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (Pqytn)
Since I have a small mind and can't hope to understand how any of that works, I'll just wait for my intellectual superior Billy Kristol to weigh in and tell me what I'm supposed to think.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (+dsLj)
Jay Z looks like a neanderthal to me
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (O2RFr)
Sing for joy in the LORD, O you righteous ones; Praise is becoming to the upright (me).
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (AzW6q)
summer softball girls sang loudly and enthusiastically to all of them.
Unfortunately, she is not as good as old Bette Midler.>>
She aint even as good as young Bette Midler.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (oaKMh)
We are destroying the world with Anthropogenic Catastrophic Global Stupid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (hTOcI)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (lws8M)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Chase at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (110XU)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (5gaNQ)
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Even Time magazine has realized the FBI is in deep shit.
https://bit.ly/2HQbWiG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (5IJky)
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Broke to the yoke is another way of putting it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018
I bet you could pull this exact wording off of any number of progress reports to Moscow on the pogroms.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.....................
I had to google it.. from Reddit:
////////////////////////
It's like "you go girl" or whatever. It originated in drag slang, which has become popular in recent years both due to wider LGBT acceptance and because of the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race, a drag queen competition. Lady Gaga has always had a particular relationship with her gay fanbase, which is how it got associated with her.
"Yas" is a variant of yes. "Queen" as in "you, the drag queen who is performing." "Slay" as in "keep doing what you're doing, you're killing it."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)
My daughter watches that show. I pointed out that it's the equivalent of the geek joint at the sideshow, where a deviant/drunk would bite the heads off live chickens. Except back then we had the decency to be embarrassed by our voyeurism.
Posted by: West at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (7ZVPa)
Ezekiel 16:17
You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.
/ Not KJV
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:40 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (6Ll1u)
How does someone so dedicated to his job have time to learn lyrics to pop songs? I work hard and have a family and I can't tell you the last song I listened to that wasn't "Old McDonald Had a Farm" or "Hey I just met you" (whatever the actual name of that song is) on Kidz Bop Radio.
Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (4IcKi)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2018 12:35 PM (k1TUh)
In fairness to Trump there weren't/aren't many folks in DC willing to commit career suicide by joining his administration. Not to mention financial suicide by the mob trying to crush them legally.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)
I still need more information.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
That was an improvement over the earlier Jimmy Drama/musical star sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (xBSm0)
She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Put in physical chemistry terms, it's a local maximum. I fear we have a long way to go before the transition state is reached and crossed, and we descend into the low energy state we all desire.
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (NrQPT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)
Great album!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (hTOcI)
Yes, she can really sing
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Teh Rooskies at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (5IJky)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (r9UYA)
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Don't agree with this, ANY outsider was going to have difficulty putting a team together no matter what. He has to constantly cycle through a shortlist of candidates most of who are part of the beltway and have fuck all qualifications other than having worked in DC and therefore being a part of the problem, and any outsider he tries to bring in otherwise are twiddling their thumbs waiting for Congress to confirm their appointments sometime between now and when Cameltoe Harris gets elected.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (NU6ZM)
She was on the Stern Show with just a piano and no digital shit and she was awesome.
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You should see her at our spirit cooking parties!
Posted by: John Podesta at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (vg8iE)
I have a white label promo copy!
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (NU6ZM)
Don't make sense, move out!
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (953wK)
Trying a new tack today-being "fair" to President Trump?
Needs work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: brak at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (L78vw)
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So stupidity is exothermic?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: pep
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As a collective, you are probably correct, but on my own part, the nadir looms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (5IJky)
Mathers then played the song to Teresa LaBarbera Whites, an A&R executive at the publishing company BMG Rights Management who was the one that signed Beyoncé and her girl group Destiny's Child to the record label Columbia Records at the beginning of their careers. When she told Mathers that she was collecting songs for Beyoncé's upcoming sixth studio album, Mathers presented his audio of "Sandcastles". During an interview with Los Angeles Times, Berry recalled the moment the song was played to LaBarbera, "Midian was like he's gonna kill me and he didn't give permission but I think this is the kind of song Beyonce needs to sing. And when she played it Teresa started to cry. I did this song to heal myself and I think that's what people are experiencing when they hear it."[1]
Beyoncé received "Sandcastles" in February 2015, more than a year after the song was written. Berry, who was homeless at the time when the song was included on the track listing of Lemonade did not want to sign a publishing agreement and opted out for keeping ownership of the track, saying: "I wanted to own it and that's a harder road. That meant being homeless and sleeping in cars and garages and studios and that's what I was willing to do. I knew I couldn't sign a publishing deal knowing what they are - essentially a high-interest loan. Why would I take that kind of deal?"[1] Eventually, he received a call from the singer's team notifying him that the song he wrote was included on the album, along with a production credit he would share with Beyoncé.[1] The final version of the song featured new lyrics at the end written by Beyoncé: "And your heart is broken cause I walked away / Show me your scars and I won't walk away. And I know I promised that I couldn't stay, baby / [But] every promise don't work out that way" which according to Berry made more sense as she was inspired by a husband and wife relationship unlike his.[1]
Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (4IcKi)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)
...Well, the problem EVERY R has is that people who want to make a career out of government work don't want to work in any way towards a goal of smaller government. In fact, just the opposite.
And the people who want government to be smaller don't want a career in the government.
So what do you do?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)
What was that ... three months ago ? Six months, tops.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (fiGNd)
Yes, she can really sing
Posted by: It's me donna"
She is also a great musician and song writer. Very talented lady. Taylor Swift is likewise very talented. Beyonce and Katy Perry are modern day Johhny Bravos ("Hey man, you fit the suit")
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (zSVEm)
Yeah, when I want to torture my kind I do this
type of try-hard wokeness --- use hip-hop vernacular, sing pop songs
(Taylor Swift FTW), mention web memes. Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
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Mine used to play oldies like I was supposed to have some kind of negative reaction to 'bad words' or 'inappropriate'. Kidlet #3 with the Butthole Surfers, and nos #2 and #4 with Layla. Just laughed and said I was an old fart. Yeah, every generation reinvents sexual innuendo. It's a wonder we have survived so far.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (MIKMs)
More good news... our chocolates rations have been increased to 15 grams a week from 50!!! Is that not good news comrades??? Cheer louder!!!
Your daily 15 minutes of rage have now been reduced to 50 minutes a day!!! We are winning!!!
Please clap!!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (9iLHi)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2)
I suspect it's mainly just another symptom of the general ensuckification of our entire culture.
Thanks, Frankfurt School!
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)
And she is shockingly normal in real life.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:45 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: maddogg
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I blame the removal of nightsticks from service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (5IJky)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:46 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (ITvKk)
No driving in traffic 'till then. No backup worries.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (tpDAe)
I've always been fair to him. I'm allowed an opinion, right? Or is joining the cult mandatory?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (UBzPO)
Proof of construction at Irans Fordow nuclear facility
Satellite photos show new construction at nuclear enrichment plant where nuclear activity is banned under 2015 nuclear deal.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (w7KSn)
A camel
^ This is the common take by other rappers. Nas wrote a song called "Ether" which is a "diss track" about Jay-Z and is considered the greatest diss track of all time (Ether has become a verb because of it eg "Trump ethered Hillary in that debate").
In Ether, Nas, who grew up with Jay-Z, calls him a camel and asks rhetorically whether he thinks he's getting girls now 'cause of his looks. _____ please.
Posted by: NYC Moron at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (4IcKi)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (LB9RI)
From last thread:
Ugly orange color.
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That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
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We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)
Posted by: Aunty Entity at May 03, 2018 12:30 PM (0ogQG)
We don't need another zero.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Probably similar to the phenomena of the mentally ill becoming shrinks, only instead of doing it to diagnose themselves, they do it to control the apparatus most likely to expose them.
Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)
I heard her on the radio and was impressed by her voice, but then was mortified to discover that it was LADY GAGA singing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (wYseH)
__________________
Only if you're not inheriting their genetic material!
I mean, have you seen me???
Posted by: Blue Ivy at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)
What in gods name is taco flavored textured vegetable protein and what / vegetable / mineral is it derived from?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM
Well, I guess it's better then him saying "are you through yet?" in some whiney little voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:48 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JoeF."
Agreed. She looks like she should be hanging out on the beach in Belmar with a couple of friends.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 12:37 PM (uiwCw)
Even Milo would say he is too gay....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now With Infinity War Review at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (F5+ro)
We could start by crushing this damn Love Affair many, if not most, of the public still have with Government. This assumption that Government Cares. Government will make it Better.
The only split I commonly see with the above is the folks that believe Government by THEIR Party will make it Better ... while Government by the OTHER Party sucks. Still - an inherent, default faith in The State.
Here's some heresy ... I blame the Greatest Generation. They never missed a chance, after WWII, to support expanded government. And judging by the voting patterns of Baby Boomers - the Greatest Generation passed that faith along to their kids.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (fiGNd)
I'm keeping my original interpretation as Yaz (misspelt), Queen, and Slay[er] .. assumgin some sort of music reference to Comey's future performances on the stand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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I think Ace was calling Comey a flaming drag queen performing a Beyonce song.. just a guess..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (so+oy)
Ugly orange color.
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That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
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We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)
Calf Scour Brown.
(Similar to baby shit, but more rural.)
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (953wK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
And that's how you know that Western Civilization is DONE.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (WDCYi)
He has three or four daughters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL)
Katy Perry is special guest at Vatican conference - and endorses Transcendental Meditation to crowd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
This man was once the chief investigative officer in the country.
The man is a pyschopath.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (Ifb4G)
The good folks over at Bad Lip Reading are working furiously on a video of Comey singing that as we speak.
Or if they're not, they certainly should be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (GdWl+)
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She has a pretty face. Jay -Z, not so much. But there's an internet meme that says that Jay-Z has a you-know-what the size of a one-liter Pepsi bottle.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (VgKNm)
"I'll Enjoy Being A Girl"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (pNxlR)
You are only asking because you are not hungry enough.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:51 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (tpDAe)
You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon, Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: The Ileum at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (5IJky)
I wouldn't trust Comey's interpretation of his morning dump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2018 12:39 PM (O2RFr)
I don't get what she sees in him. He's one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (MX7xj)
He worked for a president who often partied with Beyoncé and Jay-Z and a FLOTUS who declared Beyoncé a role model for little girls.
One might get the feeling he was (awkwardly) trying his darndest to score points by emulating his boss.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)
Don't you just hate it when a house guests parks their $800,000 ugly orange car in your front driveway?
Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (/roJx)
This man was once the chief investigative officer in the country.
The man is a pyschopath.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (2JcMg)
And FBI agents now, per Time Mag, haz the sadz because people don't trust or respect them any more becuz Trump is a meanie.
Uh huh.
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (953wK)
Posted by: JoeF."
Agreed. She looks like she should be hanging out on the beach in Belmar with a couple of friends.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (OD2ni)
And if she wasn't wearing her usual get-up, you'd pass right by her on the beach and not even know it....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)
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He has three or four daughters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (tpDAe)
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You make my point for me. His daughters are what, 30-35 and all have been living on their own for the last 15 years or so, and he is singing Beyonce songs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (VgKNm)
I don't use the word "fag" but I thought it was a rude term used to describe a gay man?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (UBzPO)
If you have to ask if you're allowed an opinion, you're not. Also, joining the cult *is* mandatory. Choose wisely.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (7uYFy)
Better than average face - nice body - if she was answering the phones in the shop, the whole crew would be trying to bang her.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)
I'm sure the answer involves wearing women's underwear.
Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (cT1GC)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (tpDAe)
Here's some heresy ... I blame the Greatest Generation. They never missed a chance, after WWII, to support expanded government. And judging by the voting patterns of Baby Boomers - the Greatest Generation passed that faith along to their kids.
What you mean "we," paleface?
I did not vote for any of this shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (NgKpN)
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He's gay, but it's not unusual for middle-aged men to be exposed to modern pop through their kids. I guess it's a bonding thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (7uYFy)
Beyonce and Jay-Z and a FLOTUS who declared Beyonce a role model for
little girls.
One might get the feeling he was (awkwardly) trying his darndest to score points by emulating his boss.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)
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That's a good point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: LaSue at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (BZA5F)
Philip Glass.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: RogPodge at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (EsHMF)
I call BS...this is the FBI...he was lip syncing.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (0tfLf)
Sung by Comey to Clinton:
Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way
Seriously - these are the actual lyrics
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (oiNtH)
Nothing says, "I'm down with the struggle" quite like singing a rendition of a Beyonce song while interrogating an African-American. I've personally broken many with that humane method.
The tears come to their eyes as they confess their sins to me. As they should.
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)
Please tell me he didn't do the dance...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now With Infinity War Review at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (xJa6I)
He just chair danced a little for effect.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: non-poc chick but still woke at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (A07hL)
Some years ago, men like Comey wanted to be like Liza Minnelli. Now, it's Beyonce.
Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)
And the whole crew would succeed---but not at the same time.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (7uYFy)
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Well when you wear a dress made out of bacon, it's hard not to stand out.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 12:55 PM (mk7Bj)
(Similar to baby shit, but more rural.)
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 12:50 PM (953wK)
A neighbor some time ago inexplicably painted his house a dark green, which we labeled "meconium green."
Just recently he realized how ugly it was, and repainted it ... white.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (oYp/M)
_______________________
Estimated net worth: over $800 million.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (oaKMh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
No.. it's a ciggie dahling..
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Shaun King at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (vChNs)
1 - Sperm Gurgler
2 - Knob Jockey
3 - Turd Burglar
4 - Fudge Packer
5 - Faggot
6 - Gay
You're welcome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (fiGNd)
Did a quick scroll through Ace's posts, the Comics and Culture War post was spot on.
Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (72PAC)
I understand the English term, Mick, but as far as I know nobody using it here is English.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
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If you see Zod ... Run away!
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (fqUgw)
True, but I'll bet she does pretty well for herself, too.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (MX7xj)
Fake News is right: Comey is totes a Republican'!
Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (Lgq0c)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (MX7xj)
He's successful and talented. A guy doesn't need any more than that. And he shouldn't.
Besides, she has a very pretty face but her body, from the waist down, is ... pretty awful. I remember back when she first came out they wouldn't even show her below the waist on her videos. She had gargantuan thunder thighs. It was very off-putting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (hTOcI)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (NU6ZM)
Really? O.K.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (vChNs)
Barry Manilow would gag.
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (oiNtH)
June 15, 2016
Yeah, this is the sort of thing a borderline elderly man bonds with his 35 year old daughter with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: JoeF."
She has a nice behind so I would pay attention for a couple of seconds....
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (OD2ni)
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way
Seriously - these are the actual lyrics
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (oiNtH)
So the songwriter rhymed "counter" with "encounter?"
That just is not done....
except when you rhyme "masses" with "Black Masses"
Posted by: War Pigs at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (7uYFy)
"And what color are we doing the paws today, Mr. Comey?"
"Ohh, I don't know...something kinda fresh. Spring-y. But a little bit sassy."
"How about this? It's 'Meconium Green.'"
"You go, girl--you know me too well!"
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Don Q."
Which tells us everything we need to know about the people who said those things.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: LaSue at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (BZA5F)
___________________
Hers is around $350 million right now, but it was a lot less when she first started seeing him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Jeb! at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (NU6ZM)
--
and
We OK
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (vChNs)
The man is a pyschopath.
I had never seen Comey speak at any great length until I watched his interview with Bret Baier the other day.
Yeah, he's definitely a psycho.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (OD2ni)
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What a freak!
Posted by: Jame Gumm at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)
159 The good news is that I found a #10 can of Taco flavored textured vegetable protein
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)
What in gods name is taco flavored textured vegetable protein and what / vegetable / mineral is it derived from?!
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Sounds like a can of refried beans or bean dip to me. Definitely a staple in Casa Bonecrusher.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (Ifb4G)
8-pillow biter
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (oaKMh)
Posted by: ALH at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)
There was a time that I'd believe that, BB. But now ? Only thing I know for sure is you like lobster.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: RuPaul at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (xqfqx)
Philip Glass.
Posted by: Zod
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John Cage's 4' 33" runs through my head constantly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (5IJky)
Posted by: Jim Wright at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (i0ykY)
That's a sexually active with multiple women?
(Shaft) This is correct.
Posted by: James Comey, Brutha at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
What you mean "we," paleface?
I did not vote for any of this shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (GdWl+)
Yeah, and I didn't vote for any of the shit that we bitch about "the black vote" voting for.
The point?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Anything Jimi being out of 'the norm' works for me. The three, Hendrix, Mitchell and Redding are gone but not never, ever forgotten.
When are the justice parts going to commence for the derp state?
Posted by: micky at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM
* fist bump *
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (o2MD2)
The point?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (WDCYi)
Well ... OF COURSE you didn't. You're obviously Asian.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
No.. it's a ciggie dahling..
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)
My mind insists on hearing this in Jennifer Saunders' "Absolutely Fabulous" voice.
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (953wK)
It is and it isn't.
I've thought about this a bit because I'm pro-gay rights and marriage and whatever else they want to do and I've got in horde fights over it.
When I was coming up "fag" was in the same category as fairy or sissy. The insult meant that you were not masculine. I don't think anyone calling someone a fag on the playing field meant they were picturing an actual dick in your mouth.
So it was peer pressure toward traditional masculinity.
I support traditional masculinity and I support gay rights, so I feel conflicted every now and then when I feel the need to call someone a fag.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Pqytn)
You know that nails on a chalkboard/ gerbils in a blender sound of a co-worker who thinks they're a great singer and all you want to ask them is, "Where does it hurt, kid?" That, too.
You know that sinking feeling that's companion to the suspicion that maybe, just maybe he used his singing to loosen the tongues of various suspects over the years? That, most of all.
Posted by: Spice at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (rIgDj)
I hear my inside/the mechanized hum of another world...
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Donna at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (e7B8r)
from the waist down, is ... pretty awful. I remember back when she
first came out they wouldn't even show her below the waist on her
videos. She had gargantuan thunder thighs. It was very off-putting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2018 12:57 PM (hTOcI)
I saw Gargantuan Thunder Thighs open for Bananarama on the Lido Deck.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)
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it's my auto-erotic tuner
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (fiGNd)
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Sounds like a can of refried beans or bean dip to me. Definitely a staple in Casa Bonecrusher.
Posted by: Bonecrusher
Soy. Dried. Added to meat dish as an extender or replaces meat altogether. Acts like ground beef.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (dhqL5)
Fag.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (fA1SL)
For a man, you have a lot of feelings.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (NU6ZM)
I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Alskari at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (tdVTp)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (xqfqx)
wiki
has long shelf life. Buy when cash is in surplus as a hedge against inflation and for those times when you can't get to walmart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Dianna at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: Bette Midler, Cher at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (5IJky)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:03 PM (o2MD2)
This guy is a bigger douche than I thought and he is super proud of it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Shaun King at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (/qEW2)
And if he carries hot sauce in it, it's probably a weak and low-quality brand.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: ALH at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (kLYph)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cheri at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
>>John Cage's 4' 33" runs through my head constantly. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:59 PM (5IJky)
I hear my inside/the mechanized hum of another world...
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
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Imagine listening to that while staring at a Rothko blue-green-purple cubes painting.
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2018 12:58 PM (GKzTO)
On a medic blog one ER doc reported a guy once came in with a pager up his butt. He got the number ("for the record") and then the ER staff amused themselves for hours afterward by calling the number.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (OD2ni)
I wouldn't doubt that the investigation will say that Comey, etc violated protocols and didn't give Hillary a fair shake.
Posted by: MAGA at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (K97oG)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Editor at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (VKZGb)
I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)
It's also my favorite tune.
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (LB9RI)
Posted by: James Comey, Me So Horny at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (L78vw)
My idiot No. 1 Son loves every movie the first time he sees it and can't be objective until the second or third viewing.
He told me Infinity was not just a great comic book movie, but a great movie.
We saw it together and it was his idea to walk out halfway through. (I was praying he'd get there). It's horrible.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM (fuK7c)
I have a Tubman that says Comey's all-time bestest, most favorite toon of all times is "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (GdWl+)
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definite fag
Posted by: J Edgar Hoover at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vChNs)
Gotta make hay while the sun shines....
Posted by: Colin at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (fGIO/)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (+07ND)
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (0s3bJ)
Who is paying Stormy's lawyer?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 12:56 PM (Ifb4G)
Someone should ask her if her lawyer is working "Pro Bono" and see what she says.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)
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A friend of mine used to do admitting in an ER.
She said some guy came in one time with a birthday candle lodged deep down his urethra. He was using it because he couldn't get it up.
Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)
Damn hippies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (xPJvm)
Sung by Comey to Clinton:
Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way
Seriously - these are the actual lyrics
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Well, it's no You Are My Sunshine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Hey, Scogg, I wanted to tell you, yesterday, but you took off: you were on a roll, a whole string of comments that cracked me up.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (0bRDi)
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LOL. The new orange, brown and electric green and yellow cars are a hoot.
Waiting for green shag in family rooms to make a comeback.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: James Comey, pulling his junk back between his legs at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (WjCgM)
Same here - this was in the late 70's in elementary school, and it had no connection to gay sex.
What's funny is that I hadn't heard that slur used that way for decades, and then one day son comes home from summer camp and he's using it in the same way (and he'd never used that word at all prior to that). Seems to be just an insult kids use?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM
That's an odd way to spell, 'sips penis'.
/ Just kidding, Bander is good.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (LOgQ4)
That commercial makes me miss my 65 Bus.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (NU6ZM)
Someone should ask her if her lawyer is working "Pro Bono" and see what she says.
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I'm very pro-boner.
Posted by: Shep! at May 03, 2018 01:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Zombie William Ginsburg at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
I wouldn't see it again. Not the worst Marvel Movie - but closer to the bottom than the top.
Tries to do too much - and somehow rushes two and a half hours.
But - it does have action.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (AM1GF)
Sung by Comey to Clinton:
Dishes smashed on my counter from our last encounter
Pictures snatched out the frame
Bitch, I scratched out your name and your face
What is it about you that I can't erase, baby?
Well every promise don't work out that way, no no, babe3
Well every promise don't work out that way
Seriously - these are the actual lyrics
Isn't that from the "Sound of Music" soundtrack?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (oYp/M)
Ironically James Comey's career meet the same fate as a sandcastle at high tide
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (10vO4)
It could be worse.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:05 PM
Time for a trip to Margaritaville, and remember, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (ctuyM)
Manamana, na na na nana. Manamana...
You're welcome.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: jd at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (cIj06)
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (953wK)
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I think that this is Peak Marvel. I stopped watching all the marvel movies a few years ago and only catch the occasional one that has good reviews. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. These movies are all the same. I just can't handle more superhero movies any more.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (mk7Bj)
Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?
I wouldn't see it again. Not the worst Marvel Movie - but closer to the bottom than the top.
Tries to do too much - and somehow rushes two and a half hours.
But - it does have action.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (fiGNd)
No spoilers please, but does it have Wakandan battle rhinos?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (HgMAr)
What The Fuck is going on here?
They ever tap Fredo's lines?
Mother Fuckers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
You might actually be the one person to cheer at the ending, then...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (AM1GF)
"So I was the one with all the glory,
While you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain...."
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 12:41 PM (F5+ro)
Like Pompeo.
I saw Pompeo get sworn in--I had not kept up--and my first thought was "That guy was a cop" and my second thought was "He's a cop's cop." Which, yeah.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (0bRDi)
wiki
has long shelf life. Buy when cash is in surplus as a hedge against inflation and for those times when you can't get to walmart.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Y2k staple.
You make a skillet of that, throw in taco seasoning and viola! Tacos.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)
Dan Rather, 2004: "unimpeachable source."
Really? That "source" was about as peachable as one could imagine. Some anonymous person no one saw slipped the documents to a Dem operative in a brush pass? Srsly?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: Zombie William Ginsburg at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: C. Schumer at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)
Happiest Vehicle Ever...at least, the split window models always had a smile for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (MIKMs)
Just ask Giuliani - he knows. Giuliani singlehandedly handed the MSM a NEW story about why Trump fired Comey, by saying Trump demanded he say Trump was not under investigation, but leaving off the fact that Comey told Trump that to his face three times! Right on cue NPR and my local Librag are on this NEW story! What a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (MjkWd)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (zSVEm)
STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong.
All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)
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That's probably going to be in my name field soon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (VgKNm)
If you're a teen boy and "fag" or "pussy" aren't one of your friend insult words, you're probably a fag.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (2LKta)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)
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So do truckstop restrooms.
Men in tights save the world, Part MCVIX. No thanks.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (uiwCw)
The point?
That there's a very-well-coordinated effort to install Progressives in office nationwide. (Remember how David Axelrod used "astroturf" to lie to people by creating the impression of widespread support for candidates that never really existed?) They prop up a candidate who will lie his or her ass off during their campaign and when in office, start pushing everything they get their hands on as far to the radical Marxist left as they can.
All the while betraying their oath of office and ignoring the clear principles of the Constitution. Just look at SCOAMF's "Promise Program" that lets young criminals off the hook and is directly responsible for the death of 17 people.
Exhibit #2 is the "Dear Colleague" letter that set up the Kollidge Kangaroo Kourts where the accused are denied their Constitutional and legal rights.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (/0IRq)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (zSVEm)
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park should be in the rotation as well.
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front"
Also guessing he has seen the indigo Girls a few times.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (o2MD2)
I am a big fan of the air cooled VWs, especially the pre-67 varieties. Had a few, but never a bus. I have been thinking about finding a thing to goof around in.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Jwest at May 03, 2018 12:44 PM (/roJx)
That is good news. As long as she does not own a Starbucks.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (0bRDi)
Speaking of, what's everyone's opinions on Infinity War?
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I think that this is Peak Marvel. I stopped watching all the marvel
movies a few years ago and only catch the occasional one that has good
reviews. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. These movies are all
the same. I just can't handle more superhero movies any more.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:09 PM (mk7Bj)
Lets face it, we are in the golden age of superhero movies. The stories were all written years ago before PC took over so they are mostly good plain popcorn fun. The technology to do the superhero action has matured, so we have the perfect timing for the best superhero movies to be made, along with a few dogs (Looking at you Green Lantern, Ben affleck movie and Seth Rogan movie)
After the culmination of Infinity Wars the whole genre will be spent and become utter retreading.
But I'm enjoying the run with my teenage son.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:12 PM (r+sAi)
. . . and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (953wK)
Posted by: James Comey, pulling his junk back between his legs at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (WjCgM)
1. nah bro. you're too biased for subpoenas
2. nah bro. there's no collusion, your investigation is dead
3. nah bro, comey is a liar and not gonna be the basis for any obstruction impeachment you're trying to cook up.
4. nah bro, you've exceeded the scope of your probe and you'll have to litigate this if we still let you keep your job.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (Kuhyt)
Every Thing is a Beautiful Thing!
Posted by: VW Bumpersticker at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: gahomo at May 03, 2018 01:08 PM (2LKta)
My Guess ? The GOP.
I don't know if the GOP set about on Day One to weaken Trump - or if that came later. But I do believe that the GOP set about on Day One to surround Trump with like-minded DC Insiders - to influence and control him.
Comey is one of those Insiders.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (o2MD2)
Shoulda known better, you don't go chasin' waterfalls, you gotta stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to....
Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Brian Eno's "Music for Airports" stuck in my head. Then I realized they
were actually playing "Music for Airports"...in the airport. Which
briefly blew my mind. Eno himself would have loved it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM (3dsTO)
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I've gotten in a really bad habit of paying attention to what song is playing when I enter a public restroom in a store or restaurant. Picture your life as a movie, and that's the song playing at that moment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Doobie Brothers.
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (05zlU)
I suspect that TVP is similar to 'distillery dregs' - a waste product left over from some process to extract a more desired product yet retains enough value that you don't just throw it away. Something like sawdust at a lumber mill, if only you can find a way to market it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (roQNm)
And like Netanyahu dumping all that evidence about Iran...
It will only be covered fro 10 seconds... then the media will spin to another MUCH less important story.
Note, Stormy's Lawyer has gotten MUCH more media play, than the Prime Minister of Israel proving that we got punked...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (NgKpN)
It may beat the admission he thought he could blend in with the curtains behind him. 6'7" dude thinks he won't be noticed in a crowd. Top man.
Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (XTiHL)
Also the Left:
@BloombergTV 7m
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country" https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (LNPd9)
Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could manage was "Was with bad woman."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:06 PM (vg8iE)
Hillary gave an immigrant the clap?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (NU6ZM)
So it was peer pressure toward traditional masculinity.
God hates non-traditional masculinity? Um, no. That's not what my signs were angling for. Try again. Btw, you seem very concerned with this topic lately. Anything you want to confess?
Posted by: Fred Phelps at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (/qEW2)
But these mob bosses are the Feds themselves. Godspeed, Rudy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (3dsTO)
Nah bro, just borrow his wife's.
[insert pic of Comey's wife and daughters at the Women's March here]
Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
Hillary keeping hot sauce in her purse? dafuq you do.
Comey keepin' it real with bae bae? sure, cuck, sure.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (VgKNm)
I had a WTF moment a while back in a supermarket when I realized that the muzak that was playing was the Beatles' Revolution.
Posted by: filbert at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Doobie Brothers.
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
Manamana.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (3dsTO)
100% professional and trustworthy? Where did they get that from?
Everything this guy says and does screams jackass.
They say Comey is a 'straight-shooter' and all the other bullshit...
They say the same about Mueller, and we know the shit in his record that proves otherwise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (Ifb4G)
310 295 You can tell a lot about anyone if they just come clean about
the songs that bounce around in their heads.... me.... Warren Zevon,
Dire Straits.....
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Doobie Brothers.
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM (CPk0
Tits and Whiskey by Mary Prankster
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (NU6ZM)
On a medic blog one ER doc reported a guy once came in with a pager up
his butt. He got the number ("for the record") and then the ER staff
amused themselves for hours afterward by calling the number.
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A friend of mine used to do admitting in an ER.
She said some guy came in one time with a birthday candle lodged
deep down his urethra. He was using it because he couldn't get it up.
Then there were the tales of the illegal aliens with STDs who came
in and who couldn't speak English to say what was wrong. All they could
manage was "Was with bad woman."
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TLC used to have this show called "Sex Sent Me to the ER."
Comedy gold.
Anecdotally, it costs $20,000 cash to get a vibrator out of your rectum.
Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (tpDAe)
It was a KGB disinformation campaign. They planted the story with a friendly reporter at some newspaper (in India, IIRC), knowing it would be picked up. They laughed their asses when it gained traction in the U.S.
The story about this appeared in the Mitrokhin Archives, or perhaps one of the Harvey Klehr books (I've forgotten).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (oYp/M)
Do chicks understand friend insult words? Maybe, I think bitch is used alot, but women apparently have micro levels of communication in which it could mean 1001 things.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (+087i)
What can I say, I get 35-minute earworms.
With MiniMoog solos.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (3dsTO)
But I'm enjoying the run with my teenage son.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (ymnmz)
I expect Hollywood to rediscover Sci Fi... there is a LOT of classic stuff that has never been done correctly...
But of course... they will screw it up...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (NgKpN)
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn
But the Left defines 'moral' politically.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (LNPd9)
Your cake hole. Shut it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (KP5rU)
I was screaming at the television last night for him to STFU. Really bad idea.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (rdl6o)
now do the same with Ken Starr.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Kuhyt)
That's actually scripture from the Codicils of the New Faith. How you could've known that, who can say? Mirabile dictum.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: shibumi at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (0s3bJ)
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Why??
Why would you want it out??
Posted by: !SHEP! at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kuhyt
Look for, the union label
When you are buying that coat, dress, or blouse...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (2ifxQ)
Not a gay thing, an "I'm so woke" thing.
Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (+iJ8y)
I would love to see his evals throughout his career in the FBI.
His cheese slid off his cracker.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Ride of the Valkyries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:02 PM (oYp/M)
Ace o' Spades. Trip at the Brain.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Doobie Brothers.
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
Manamana.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (2ifxQ)
Madonna
Posted by: James Comey at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (bUjCl)
Ugly orange color.
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That color is "burnt orange"
Posted by: lin-duh
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We used to call the Datsuns that were sort of pumpkin colored, 'Baby Shit Brown'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc.,etc. at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (5IJky)
*******************
I own a lot of burnt orange tee shirts... "Hook 'Em Horns" baby!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (PvFoN)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)
I don't call my friends b**** so I guess I'm behind on the current lingo for friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: kraken"
I have a tape of their concert for sale.
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
You know, I try to be cynical. I disapprove of myself when it turns out I wasn't cynical enough.
I was completely blindsided by the media's "what Bibi speech" treatment. That wasn't possible.
I need to go back to cynic school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)
Is there anything he can't do?
Comey, a man for no reason.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)
He probably doesn't have a monthly visitor. That's about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Kuhyt
Look for, the union label
When you are buying that coat, dress, or blouse..."
........sometimes
when you play with matches
you get burnt!
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Phil Rizzuto Keychain at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)
By Any Means Necessary is their moral, and I am inclined to agree, subject to certain constitutional limitations. Who the fuck is she, some expert in marrying a rich guy?
She can have two bags of dicks.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (Dp6qK)
I guess I'm just the most shocked about how dumb our overlords really are
I expected better
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (+087i)
One of the guards of the defendants at the Nuremburg Trial said to a reporter, "Who knew we were fighting a bunch of jerks?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM
♫Look for the union label
when you are buying that coat, dress or blouse.
Remember somewhere our union's sewing,
our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We work hard, but who's complaining?
Thanks to the I.L.G. we're paying our way!
So always look for the union label,
it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A.! ♫
You have my sincere sympathies.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Sure, but just once I would like them to admit they worship government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (LNPd9)
Nobody I know would guess that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:14 PM
I know you listen to the music.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)
----no fucking doubt at all.
Giuliani needs to get his ass fired.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK) I had a '68 bug as well. Could fix it with a pair of pliers and a spool of wire. I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:15 PM (roQNm)
That's what Marmite/Vegemite is: the crap left in the bottom of the vat after beer is brewed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (3dsTO)
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*two thumbs up*
Posted by: RUSH 2112 at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (+iJ8y)
I would not be surprised if he transitions to a nasty womyn
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (kLYph)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)
Could it have been the THC?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM
They don't worship government, they worship power.
Government is how they wield power.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Sapwolf at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM
One who fears he's about to be indicted and is involved in a major PR effort to influence the potential jury pool?
Posted by: girldog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (g5YYQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)
Doesn't matter to me "how" any of you define it.
Leftists believe just as strongly in their list of "You Should and You Should Nots" as anybody on the Right. And their faith in their Books are just as strong.
One of y'all is going to have to destroy the other - because you can't leave each other alone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)
Show me in the Constitution where it says that, Mrs. Gates.
Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: girldog at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (g5YYQ)
Working up an insanity defense?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (ctuyM)
All the time.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (CPk08)
---- and then?
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 03, 2018 01:20 PM (sjdRT)
Well, that prolly didn't hurt
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (Kuhyt)
>>Warren Zevon, Dire Straits..... Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Philip Glass.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Amon Amarth? Five Finger Death Punch? Megadeth?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:13 PM (Dp6qK) I had a '68 bug as well. Could fix it with a pair of pliers and a spool of wire. I could not climb into a VW bus without getting into a better mood. It always made me mellow for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)
Two things I learned about in law school never drive a Bronco 2 (high rate of decapitations) or a VW Bus (impalement on the steering column)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn
But the Left defines 'moral' politically.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)
So you voted for George Bush over "Release My Chakra" Gore?
You voted for the pious and humble Mitt Romney over God Damn America Shut -up I won Oblama.
No?
STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ECqyM)
It's one thing to have actually done this in an FBI briefing (which is bad enough), it's quite another to admit it in public.
Geez, what a fucking unserious, childish fool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+dsLj)
Ain't happening except in the fevered imaginations of lefties everywhere.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (vkS2Z)
You know, I try to be cynical. I disapprove of myself when it turns out I wasn't cynical enough.
I was completely blindsided by the media's "what Bibi speech" treatment. That wasn't possible.
I need to go back to cynic school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)
Yup.... just like more and more evidence that the President got punked on the latest Syrian Chemical attack...
Which actually surprises me... I thought the media would be ALL over a story that would make the President look bad.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (NgKpN)
http://tinyurl.com/ybm9a5oz
Posted by: geoffb at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (zOpu5)
Happiest Vehicle Ever...at least, the split window models always had a smile for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:11 PM (NU6ZM)
The front of a Mazda 5 looks downright goofy. I didn't notice that until after I bought it.
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (xjiRE)
Take me by the hand
(hand)
Purty mama
Take me by the hand
(hand)
purty mama.
I LIKE TO HEAR SOME FUNKY DIXIE LAND
PRETY MAMA COM TAKE ME BY THE HAND!!
Posted by: RUSH 2112 at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM
You got half right, mate. Marmite is crap.
Posted by: Digger at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (ctuyM)
She does realize she voted for both Clintons, right?
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (+087i)
There has to be no less than 5 copies of that soundtrack in my basement.
Getting rid of Streisand Records is harder than getting rid of Zucchini in August.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: geoffb at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (zOpu5)
I have a tape of their concert for sale.
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
PENALTY FOR EXCESSIVE OBSCURITY: Loss of 'First!' and must clean the Barrel.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM
Second-hand marijuana smoke embedded in every fiber.
Those things were the 'vehicle of choice' of weed smokers.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)
oooo...... sock catastrophe.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:19 PM (o2MD2)
It was the doobie smoke leeching from every crevice. I always wanted a bus. Had a '67 Ghia and a '63 Notchback. $2.5 for an oil change and 25 mpg. It was a young man's dream.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (Dp6qK)
The Left morphed into the Moral Majority so quickly, huh?
Posted by: TLC at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)
Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (fiGNd)
Geez, what a fucking unserious, childish fool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (eXA4G)
I concur. This is one of those things you may do but never admit. Ever.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM (+087i)
Yeah, it looks like this IG report is not going to be what we were led to believe if what the TIME article eludes to.
Similar to the IG report of McCabe, it's going to center on actions with how the FBI conducted the Hillary "Investigation" and how it violated protocols, leaked and treated her unfairly.
I think this IG report is going to be an upper decker, rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez with a side of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (2JcMg)
Inform Trump about an unverified piss dossier and then leak that to his lawyer so that the press would cover it.
and then claim that he only learned of the dossier from that press coverage.
better put some hout sauce on that, boy.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:16 PM (r+sAi)
Uh, not really. I wouldn't like being called a bitch by a girlfriend. In fact, if I ever use the word, it's not in a nice way and not to their face, either.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (MX7xj)
And no doubt.... voted for Bill Clinton....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
"Which Doobie do you be?"
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (NU6ZM)
Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Lgq0c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (tpDAe)
Yeah, I was just thinking -- none of the women in my life call their friends bitches.
Well, I mean, maybe behind their backs if they do something bitchy, but not in the same friendly way guys insult each other.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (F5+ro)
Melinda Gates: "I think that the president, no matter who he or she is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
Unless of course it's christian morals
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (nQHw/)
When a man sees a Sandcastle, he dreams of being king, vanquishing enemies, the violent oppression of women and the colonization of people of color.
When a woman sees a sandcastle, all she can think about is how painful it would be if all of that sand were to get into her vagina.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (ATVNj)
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
(LBJ flashes his dick at her.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Ifb4G)
BAD idea and unfair to both teams...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)
I have some standard helpful advise for those who will follow it.
Don't fuck up.
Follow that advise and you will never fuck up.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (NU6ZM)
---- and then?
Posted by: Kuhyt
She'd shit a brick the second he starts enforcing morality.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (2ifxQ)
Serious Question that must be tweeted immediately: Which Beyonce Song Was Comey Singing During The Tsaernev Briefing, Oh Wait, There Never Was A Tsaenev FBI Briefing By Comey
Posted by: Soothie at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Lgq0c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (zSVEm)
Top 5 Marvel I think, though it's early and that could change.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
Which Doobie you be?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (5gaNQ)
Ah stop raggin on the Gate's. I mean they ONLY spent 15 million on a horse farm for their daughter in suburban NY to attend grad school in NYC. It's not like the homeless did not need that money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2018 01:26 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:21 PM (+087i)
I have some standard helpful advise for those who will follow it.
Don't fuck up.
Follow that advise and you will never fuck up.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (o2MD2)
Except the Bronco 2 also had nasty problems with blowing out tires with a high cg making its fucking up ability autonomous...
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (+087i)
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
https://bloom.bg/2Kx5Ntn
But the Left defines 'moral' politically.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:17 PM (Ifb4G)
And I should care about the opinions of the woman who married the guy who stole Apple's ideas... why?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (9chmE)
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Who's morality there Mrs Cake Eater??
Marx's....? Christ's...? Who gets to define the morality to be an authority on??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Wait: So she wants The Handmaid's Tale?
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (xjiRE)
This is obviously a fake. Not a single misspelling!
Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (eAZVt)
Similar to the IG report of McCabe, it's going to center on actions with how the FBI conducted the Hillary "Investigation" and how it violated protocols, leaked and treated her unfairly.
I think this IG report is going to be an upper decker, rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez with a side of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (2JcMg)
That's really all the IG can do.
IG's are not normally prosecutorial bodies... they look at Procedures.... and whether people did not follow said procedures.
IMO the IG report is being used to run out the clock...
Its like appointing a Blue Chip Panel to investigate something....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (Ifb4G)
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It is entirely possible that, because I was making decisions in an environment where Hillary Clinton was sure to be the next president, my concern about making her an illegitimate president by concealing the restarted investigation bore greater weight than it would have if the election appeared closer or if Donald Trump were ahead in all polls. But I don't know.
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He had concerns about Clinton's presidency being viewed as illegitimate--he doesn't appear to have ANY concerns about Trump's presidency being viewed the same way.
That would be partisanship, Comey boy.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (vDqXW)
Unless it's that icky Judeo-Christian moral authority stuff. Ew.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
moral authority=Believe the exact same things I do politically.
I assume some folks on Twitter took Mrs. Gates to task.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (tpDAe)
nothing new under the sum
go back & listen to "A Time for Choosing"
Reagan points out that the dems of the day were referring to LBJ (!) as "our teacher & moral leader"
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)
Don't fuck up.
Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM
OTOH, not following your advice not only worked for me, it allowed me to catch up.
Posted by: John Kerry at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ctuyM)
Marx's....? Christ's...? Who gets to define the morality to be an authority on??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 03, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
I couldn't write a more succinct example of the Slippery Slope of using the Power of the State to do "good".
Well done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (fiGNd)
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
(LBJ flashes his dick at her.) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 03, 2018 01:24 PM (Ifb4G)
"Mizz Gates, yew have a re-spon-sa-BILI-ty tuh be oral in the country. Now let's you jes hop in the ragtop an' I'll show you the west forty."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
500 So we loaded up a VW microbus with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction...
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at May 03, 2018 01:25 PM (fuK7c)
I just had a vision of a Magic Bus pulling into the parking lot of my usual shooting range, and the first gun the guy pulls out is his Barrett 50BMG.
"Errr, I'm afraid you won't be able to shoot that rifle at this range, hoss."
"Doooooooood......"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (L78vw)
Yup.... just like more and more evidence that the President got punked on the latest Syrian Chemical attack...
Which actually surprises me... I thought the media would be ALL over a story that would make the President look bad.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:22 PM (NgKpN)
It's because of their Russia narrative.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (10vO4)
Who asked you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Glenn Beck! at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Rerun at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)
It's just 40 minutes of a fat kid eating.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
____________________________________
It's blue ribbon panel.
A blue chip panel makes those odd blue corn chips at the Mexican restaurant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (ATVNj)
My brain is trying to kill me.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (e9RXe)
----what is trump doing that's so bad? He's not bringing prorners to the oval office. These libs are sanctimonizing from the imaginations of what trump is doing.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (Kuhyt)
And I think that the founder of Microsoft has a responsibility to produce software that's worth a crap.
So there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (oYp/M)
IG's are not normally prosecutorial bodies... they look at Procedures.... and whether people did not follow said procedures.
IMO the IG report is being used to run out the clock...
Its like appointing a Blue Chip Panel to investigate something....
Posted by: Don Q
How late was Steiner?
The IG report is already 6 weeks late.
(Supposed to be out Mid-March)
Who comes first? Steiner or the IG report?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (2ifxQ)
She must have coordinated with Nicole Petallides today.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (ATVNj)
Mmmmmm, blue corn chips...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (zSVEm)
I have an immediate and strong suspicion of anyone that claims moral authority.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)
Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM
You got some catching up to do.
Last class was held in Corinth in 323BC but just cover the essays and you can get back on track.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (zSVEm)
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, all the fey directors
All the ghey directors, now put your hands up!!!
Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (9q7Dl)
Anybody run that thought by John F'en Kerry?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (kUmUV)
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So Melinda Gates thinks separation of church and state was a mistake?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)
Yeah, it takes a special kind of jackass to not realize you have no moral authority other than what you gained by giving adequate BJs to your rich husband.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)
they are losing their fan base here...
So need to replace their audience...
Kinda like Dems and Voters...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)
_______________________________________
Dude, you have GOT to get out and live more.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (L78vw)
Bill Gates was jizzing on fat interns? That explains Windows 3.1.
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Under Fire at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM
That thing on a turkey's beak. Wait....that's a snood. Never mind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (p+Wdc)
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
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Doesn't Windows 10 (and updates back to
require Windows to spy on all of its users and report back to Mother?Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)
The sad part is that that was the truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)
396 rickb223 at May 03, 2018 01:10 PM
I suspect that TVP is similar to 'distillery dregs' - a waste product left over from some process to extract a more desired product yet retains enough value that you don't just throw it away. Something like sawdust at a lumber mill, if only you can find a way to market it.
vegemite?
Posted by: Anachronda at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (v3pYe)
So there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:30 PM (oYp/M)
It always amazes me how unhelpful any Microsoft 'help' actually is.
It truly is a work of genius, in a negative way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (8iiMU)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)
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This is why Trump should have fired these people as soon as obvious what he was.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)
Dude ... you're going to have to do Remedial Work before you're even qualified to audit Cynicism 101.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:23 PM
You got some catching up to do.
Last class was held in Corinth in 323BC but just cover the essays and you can get back on track.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM (0tfLf)
Major in Cynicism, with a minor in Stoicism?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (NgKpN)
--
that's nice. I think a president shouldn't force nuns to fund abortifacients based on the tradition of Rights of Conscience--cited by Thomas Jefferson', just a clause away from the "Wall of Separation" clause that fiberals have convinced is practically Constitution Part II. I'm glad to have a president who campaigns to restore the Rights of Conscience abridged by your guys.
Are you sure you don't mean Moral Authoritarian? I'm sure you do, being a fiberal and Nannycrat.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (vDqXW)
If this guy is the director of the FBI just imagine what the rest of the organization looks like.
Posted by: Fritz at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (5gaNQ)
How bored am I?
I've taken to actually looking at shit like "The 20 Images from the 50's That Will Shock You" off the Brietbart website.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (0tfLf)
Classical Cynicism ? Meaning of Life is Virtue and Harmony ?
I've read just a tiny bit of it. Disliked it immensely.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2018 01:31 PM
Yes, at #523.
Posted by: John Kerry at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (zSVEm)
Melinda Gates, a billionairess who thinks that her husband's money somehow bestowed great knowledge upon her.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)
Yeah, it takes a special kind of jackass to not realize you have no moral authority other than what you gained by giving adequate BJs to your rich husband.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 03, 2018 01:32 PM (Dp6qK)
Reminds me of a Bloom County joke when Breathed was having fun dissing Bill Gates.
"Say those three words that make me all hot and bothered."
"No prenuptual agreeemen..."
*Melinda tackles Bill and sticks her tongue down his throat*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)
It really explains Windows Vista, aka Windows 7 beta release.
I'm assuming Vista was released, and didn't just escape. Boy, did IT suck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)
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I'm going to choose to interpret this as Melinda Gates thinks it's perfectly fine for married dudes to sleep with porn stars.
Thanks Mel. I'm sure Bill will be happy to hear that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)
It truly is a work of genius, in a negative way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (8iiMU)
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I love the windows website when someone asks a question, then 500+ other people have the same question, and the tech support rep writes out 23 bullet points that don't answer anything or solve the problem.
Then you go to one of the other forums and someone will say "go to control panel and disable this setting that doesn't do anything anyway" and the problem will be solved.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2018 01:28 PM (ZQfW9)
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It takes a real moral leader to make you watch him shit or wag his dong in your face.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)
is, has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
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Doesn't Windows 10 (and updates back to require Windows to spy on all of its users and report back to Mother?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM
Who told you that!!!???
Posted by: Mother at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (fA1SL)
--
that's nice. I think a president shouldn't force nuns to fund abortifacients based on the tradition of Rights of Conscience--cited by Thomas Jefferson', just a clause away from the "Wall of Separation" clause that fiberals have convinced is practically Constitution Part II. I'm glad to have a president who campaigns to restore the Rights of Conscience abridged by your guys.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (vDqXW)
I think a President shouldn't try to induce thugs to murder police officers.
But, hey, that's me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (VgKNm)
*Melinda tackles Bill and sticks her tongue down his throat*
I
'm pretty sure Dave at Buffalo Roam just vomited for the sixth time in his life.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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The safe bet is bribery.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)
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You didn't mention the part where on almost every answer page the question and answers repeat over--in an incomprehensible order about 3-5 times.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (vQYn7)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295860/
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2018 01:18 PM (LiyEm)
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This is why Trump should have fired these people as soon as obvious what he was.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 03, 2018 01:34 PM (MuTTO)
Worse than all this.... and the way I would attack...
The President has ordered them to cooperate with Congress.
Mueller, is not... so its not just Congresses authority... it is the President's that he is ignoring.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 03, 2018 01:38 PM (NgKpN)
My earworm for the past couple of days: ELP's sA Time and a Place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOAASyvAsow
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 03, 2018 01:39 PM (GdWl+)
Then you go to one of the other forums and someone will say "go to control panel and disable this setting that doesn't do anything anyway" and the problem will be solved.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 03, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)
"To solve this problem, enable the BFD to interact with the NFL and the DH after first disabling the BYOB."
"Now all you have to do is figure what the hell I'm talking about."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:39 PM (oYp/M)
http://tinyurl.com/y9bnll2c
Hope this gives him some consolation.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)
It really explains Windows Vista, aka Windows 7 beta release.
I'm assuming Vista was released, and didn't just escape. Boy, did IT suck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
Posted by: Rocky McVista at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 03, 2018 01:37 PM (3dsTO)
True. Let us never speak of these things again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (oYp/M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2018 01:35 PM (oYp/M)
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No. Windows Vista was more like somebody jerking off.
Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2018 01:40 PM (vDqXW)
Just for how crazy things are in the entire country, my daughter (corporate insurance job) just described a young woman, who got her face chewed off by an old bully woman (these women write and execute huge insurance policies), again for the upteenth time, stand up, start screaming "I QUIT you *(#&@@* POS!", grab her stuff, head for the elevator, with the bully woman chasing her saying "Wait, wait!". A minor slap- fight broke out in front of the elevator, with the quitee winning and the old bully blubbering. That's three quit this week and daughter thinks she might be unit manager by end of next week at 28. She said she is prepared to throw chairs. That's my girl!
Posted by: Lester at May 03, 2018 01:41 PM (LfJIn)
has a responsibility to be a moral authority in the country"
Moral, like avoiding taxes by putting your billions in a bullshit 'foundation' that still allows you to use it to push your will onto people?
Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:42 PM (Ifb4G)
Posted by: Steve Wozniak at May 03, 2018 01:33 PM
I loved Windows 3.1. Built in networking -- freed up a lot of RAM. To those non-networked perhaps not a big deal but to me saved a lot of time every day. I could run Pagemaker without re-booting without the network and keep my machine delivering files to other users.
Gates probably just wanted to kill NetWare.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Gary Kildall at May 03, 2018 01:43 PM (Ifb4G)
So take her words for whatever they are worth.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2018 01:44 PM (Yl3Ht)
with the words:
Veteran's Affairs Police with a US gov. plate.
WTF, why, and do they have their own SWAT team?
Posted by: Vlad Pootypoot at May 03, 2018 01:47 PM (+MPzA)
"I'm Batman!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2018 01:52 PM (GckyN)
at amazon: approximately $7.50 (USD) 220grams (twin pack) $17 plus shipping - 0.034 cents per gram
strawberry jam - $3.48 (USD) 32
Comparing Amazon price to walmart
@amazon $12.95
@walmart $3.48 - Walmart 12 oz $3.22
one ounce = 28.35 grams
time spent analyzing cost benefit ratio @$15/hr minimum - roughly $7 (USD)
conclusion - don't buy grocery items from amazon.
shop walmart.
for extra credit, analyze cost per calorie and nutritional value. Consult with your local experts in nutrition, or ask any proponent of organic food products or staff at any health food store. They are, after all, experts.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 01:52 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: thesgm at May 03, 2018 01:58 PM (xAIVi)
Posted by: Jmel at May 03, 2018 02:03 PM (dxOqr)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - not woke at May 03, 2018 12:47 PM (roQNm)
yum
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 02:03 PM (0bRDi)
OK, I'm putting a quatloo on 166.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 03, 2018 12:49 PM (fuK7c)
I'm honored, Bander.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2018 02:05 PM (0bRDi)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2018 02:09 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: David French's Pristine, Bleached Bunghole at May 03, 2018 02:21 PM (L7Eun)
“They always have weird code names,” Comey told "PBS NewsHour." “It was ‘Sandcastles,’ and so I said ‘Beyoncé!’ And I was the only one in the room who had any idea what I was talking about. People were like ‘What?’ I said, ‘We built sandcastles’ — Honest to God, I sung like that.”"
Sharing the name of a counterintelligence operation? AND admitting you sang Beyonce song.
Top man. smfh
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 03, 2018 02:42 PM (ijopM)
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