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Posted by: Rockysa99 at May 01, 2018 04:08 PM (m7LQK) 2
Lyin leaker Comey?
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:08 PM (4dz1m) 3
Testimony under oath makes things SO complicated.
Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 01, 2018 04:09 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:09 PM (Dp6qK) 5
1 first!
Posted by: Rockysa99 at May 01, 2018 04:08 PM (m7LQK) Yeah, but I read the WHOLE Post! /sarc Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:09 PM (4dz1m) 6
Lyin' purty mouth Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 04:09 PM (pNxlR) 7
TOP. MEN.
Posted by: nip at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ECLaL) 8
I still cannot believe how redacted the intel report was. We learn barely nothing, the way the DOJ likes it. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (fceHP) Posted by: Darth Randall at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (6n332) 10
I believe Comey.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (5ukVf) 11
It's curtains for you, Comey.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (Dp6qK) 12
It's not going so good for him, is it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (oVJmc) 13
Post positions and odds out on the Ky Derby. 3-1 fave Justify will have to overcome 100 year curse and 19 others.
Posted by: Rockysan99 at May 01, 2018 04:10 PM (m7LQK) 14
penis sipping twatwaffle trollop. aka, comey.
Posted by: Todler at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (8D42x) 15
Whoops, I meant to say Koney.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (5ukVf) Posted by: Fox at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (GmdGB) 17
Comet Comey Comey Comey Comey chameleooooon
Posted by: Mega at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (25Hko) 18
A Liar's Loyalty: A book by Jim Comey's lying cakehole.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (Dp6qK) 19
I swear, you could fill a book with the things those Hogg high school kids don't know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (VgKNm) 20
When does his lawyer get SWATed?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (QQ+il) 21
It's almost as if these people are full of shit.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (MVjcR) 22
Most Democrats even know that Comey is a slimy snake. But they love him for that. That is how sick they are. No shame. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:11 PM (fceHP) Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (4dz1m) 24
Justify will have to overcome 100 year curse and 19 others.
20 curses call for some serious gypsy power. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (QQ+il) 25
I'm wondering when we get an investigation of who leaked Mueller's alleged questions for PDJT? Seems like a fresh opportunity to put the kibosh on that crap
Posted by: zeera at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (UASXj) 26
James Comey is like a festering pus filled wound...
Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (a0IVu) 27
Oh, and Comey is advising Trump to do the Mueller interview.
I think that cinches it for Donny: Don't do it. Remember Admiral Akbar. "It's a trap!" Posted by: WisRich at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (G0vdT) 28
The more he flails the more I like it.... hoping he gets even more strident..... he's like that crazy uncle who just won't shut up....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (zSVEm) Posted by: James Comey, Truth Pooper at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (pMGkg) 30
If Comey doesn't get indicted on multiple counts, my faith in this country's ability to punish obvious high crimes against the citizens will suffer an unrecoverable shot. I suspect I'm not the only person who feels that way.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (y7DUB) 31
Comey Christ, Superstar
Do you think you're who they say you are? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (+y/Ru) 32
Comey is just jaw dropping. How did such a smarmy idiot get high enough in the FBI to be eligible to be appointed director. I know that BHOs handlers probably screened carefully for someone with a combo of being partisan for the left + fairly dumb; but it is aggravating that the over tall twerp had gotten high enough to be in their view.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (eASYU) 33
Nothing is tougher to beat than the curse of The Kavorka, Jerry!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (m7LQK) Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (FhXTo) 35
A lie travels half-way 'round the world before the truth gets its pants down.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (RuIsu) 36
>>Most Democrats even know that Comey is a slimy snake. But they love him for that. That is how sick they are. No shame.
Comey appears to be one of those rare people that has managed to make both Republicans and Democrats hate him. Republicans hate him for his lies and part in the coup attempt and Dems hate him because they are convinced that Comey cost Hillary the election. Not Hillary who actually committed the crimes. No, they blame Comey for even investigating her. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (/tuJf) 37
James Comey - a mug that only a milk carton could love.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (kC4iH) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (r+sAi) 39
Justify will have to overcome 100 year curse and 19 others.
20 curses call for some serious gypsy power. My bad. That should have read 100 year old nurse! Posted by: rockysan99 at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (m7LQK) 40
30 If Comey doesn't get indicted on multiple counts, my faith in this country's ability to punish obvious high crimes against the citizens will suffer an unrecoverable shot. I suspect I'm not the only person who feels that way.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (y7DUB) Yeah, that's why I hate even thinking about all this but can't stop myself. We have to punish them but so much is militating against it. Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR) 41
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Comey Christ, Superstar Do you think you're who they say you are? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (+y/Ru) His initials are JC. He took it as a sign. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 01, 2018 04:15 PM (H80UQ) 42
23 When will the OIG Report be released?
And will the MSM actually report on it? Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (4dz1m) There was a cryptic OIG report released yesterday, devoid of all particular details, but remarkably sounding like the story of McCabe. https://www.oversight.gov/sites/default/files/oig-reports/f180430.pdf It's almost as if there was a top down culture of corruption in the FBI. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:15 PM (Dp6qK) 43
Comey is just so darned annoying. God, I bet we he was just insufferable in High School. Lots of wedgies in his past, no doubt.
Posted by: SteveOReno at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (2sCft) 44
Comey is America's Cleuseau....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (zSVEm) 45
They kicked me out after a year and a half. Something about not going to classes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+) LOL. I know a few people who graduated from there, since it is near my neck of the woods. They are 29 also. I am boggled by the left's audacity and mendacity.But, Comey-dog is a pathological narcissist with severe mental problems, and the left can't really afford to let the public realize the truth, so they are simply throwing everything at the wall, hoping something sticks. And, now I'm hungry for a couple coney dogs. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (8iiMU) 46
Somebody here is playing a stupid game. One side or the other is lying and hoping nobody notices or can release the proof.
My money is on Comey, not because the other side is GOP or I want it to be true, but because he's already been repeatedly busted for lying outrageously and is so self righteously lunatic he may believe his own lies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+) 47
That's an insult to Cleuseau
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (kC4iH) 48
>>There was a cryptic OIG report released yesterday, devoid of all particular details, but remarkably sounding like the story of McCabe.
McCabe didn't retire, he was fired. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (/tuJf) 49
Comey also said he didn't leak anything. The man had some psychological issues.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (5AX1G) 50
If Comey said the sun is shining I would go outside to check.
Posted by: Decaf at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (/3+Sg) 51
Does your dog bite?
Posted by: Jim Comey at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (QQ+il) 52
Comey is hawt!
Posted by: Power glutes Sullivan at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (yhf6w) 53
had = has
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (5AX1G) 54
"I don't remember even intending to say that. So my recollection is I never said that to anybody."
I've heard 5 year olds lie better. Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH) 55
I can't even keep up with this shit. Comey is a cheapo matroyshka doll: a lie, wrapped in a lie, wrapped in a lie.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (ty7RM) 56
Did McCabe do the classic " you can't fire me, I quit?" dodge....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (zSVEm) Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr) 58
44 Comey is America's Cleuseau....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (zSVEm) ----- Dew yew have a permit for the minkey?! Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (MVjcR) 59
Are you lying now or were you lying then?
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (XKZwp) 60
Comey wiped his brain with a cloth between then and now.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (37IEG) 61
And at the center of the doll is a Durian.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (kC4iH) 62
McCabe didn't retire, he was fired.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:16 PM (/tuJf) That was my point. Same shit McCabe was canned for, and more, and yet, prosecution declined and allowed to retire. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (Dp6qK) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (+y/Ru) 64
I read that Peter Strzok said that he believed Flynn had been truthful. Great compare and contrast of how Trump and his people have been dealt with versus Hillary et al. This is what the left and media (but I repeat myself) fail to grasp. Starting with the Hillary investigation through Comey setting up Trump to Mueller, to Cohn, etc., this entire sh*t show is demonstrably political. As such, if they actually go after Trump, 63 millions Americans (at least) will find the process so corrupt that they will view this as a coup.
Posted by: IanDeal at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (5mrLG) 65
Hi Kids! And welcome to the Comeydy Hour! Brought to you by Lies, Lies, and More Lies, the breakfast cereal of G-Men everywhere. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (ZpfqO) 66
30 If Comey doesn't get indicted on multiple counts, my faith in this country's ability to punish obvious high crimes against the citizens will suffer an unrecoverable shot. I suspect I'm not the only person who feels that way.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (y7DUB) That bird has already flown... back when Hilary was not indicted for blatant violations on handling Secure Documents. Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (NgKpN) 67
We have found that all Anti-Trumpers have done their jobs very well. They are easily scoring 70-80% on forthrightness.
Posted by: OIG Report, Sanitized for Our Pleasure at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (pMGkg) 68
Did he really accuse Trump of being obsessed with him a couple days ago, while promoting his BOOK ABOUT TRUMP?!?!
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (f8ilN) 69
James Comey = JC.....John Carradine played JC in Grapes of Wrath. JCs are everywhere. Is it a sign?
5. Audible Jockey: Javier Castellano Odds: 8-1 Shecky, get the limo! We're going to Louisville! Posted by: rockysan99 at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (m7LQK) 70
If Comey doesn't get indicted on multiple counts, my faith in this country's ability to punish obvious high crimes against the citizens will suffer an unrecoverable shot. I suspect I'm not the only person who feels that way.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 01, 2018 04:13 PM (y7DUB) I have a Clinton level of hatred for this piece of shit that stems from his delusional self-regard despite being an utter disgrace. Would love nothing more than to see him indicted but I'm sure he'll skate. Posted by: Chase at May 01, 2018 04:20 PM (RbV5J) 71
Looks like the Left is out of playbook ideas, so flail I guess.....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:20 PM (zSVEm) 72
"I don't remember even intending to say that. So my recollection is I never said that to anybody."
- Comey or Ignorance Is Joy Reid? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:20 PM (+y/Ru) 73
I want to see Comey perp walked, prosecuted and sent to supermax to live out the rest of his sad life.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 01, 2018 04:20 PM (0OmEj) 74
57 When will the OIG Report be released?
.......... Late February to mid March. ...oh wait... Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr) #TwoWeeks Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN) 75
It would be nice to use a flail on some of these traitorous scum buckets.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 01, 2018 04:21 PM (kC4iH) 76
His smarmy ass will look good in orange.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at May 01, 2018 04:21 PM (37IEG) 77
The only one to go down was Wiener...How deflating.
Posted by: Power glutes Sullivan at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (yhf6w) 78
"Who are ya gonna believe, Jim Comey our Jim Comey's lyin' mouth?"
Jim Comey, of course. Easy question. Posted by: MFM at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (H8S+R) 79
>>That was my point. Same shit McCabe was canned for, and more, and yet, prosecution declined and allowed to retire.
I have no idea who the agent in question here is but don't forget there are FBI agents cooperating with the investigation likely in turn for reduced sentences. I suspect we are going to see a number of people get lower sentences than we would like based on cooperation. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf) 80
The bottom line is Flynn plead guilty to lying to the FBI, sucks but thats the bottom line.
He deserves a pardon. The thing that truly enrages me is that we do not know specificlly what he is said to have lied about. Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (d+O02) 81
Comey also said he didn't leak anything. The man had some psychological issues.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth ----------- It's the Clinton Gambit. Deny, conflate, deflect. It's been working for them for decades. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (ZpfqO) 82
That bird has already flown... back when Hilary was not indicted for blatant violations on handling Secure Documents.
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (NgKpN) Hillary not being punished knocked many of us off balance. The feeling of helplessness and knowing there are two laws for two classes hit the surreal levels with her. She was so dirty, so corrupt and so obvious. And got away with it all. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (fceHP) 83
Got to love how he denies it too...
Well... they must have heard something I didn't say.... or misunderstood what I did say... Because even though I may have said it, its not what I said... I guess it all depends on what the definition of is, is... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (NgKpN) 84
I did not have sex with that woman - Mrs. Clinton.
Posted by: James Comey Head Dick - leaking badly at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/i7/V) 85
68 Did he really accuse Trump of being obsessed with him a couple days ago, while promoting his BOOK ABOUT TRUMP?!?!
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (f8ilN) It's called projection, simpleton! Posted by: James Comey, 40% off 'A Higher Loyalty' Today Only at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (zTtjJ) 86
"Comey was the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York from January 2002 to December 2003, and subsequently the United States Deputy Attorney General from December 2003 to August 2005 in the administration of President George W. Bush. Comey appointed Patrick Fitzgerald to be the Special Counsel to head the grand jury investigation into the Plame affair after Attorney General John Ashcroft recused himself." (de wikip)
The script remains the same, only the actors and actors' roles change a bit. Oh, and more warm thanks extended to GWB! Posted by: RioBravo at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (5NMZN) 87
So, when are they gonna sentence Flynn? They put it off for 3 months - which ended yesterday..
I say they will give him a slap on the wrist with no jail time, since the basis for the investigation was illegal in the first place! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (so+oy) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (89T5c) 89
That bird has already flown... back when Hilary was not indicted for blatant violations on handling Secure Documents.
Hahahahah! Nuthin' down my pants!! Posted by: Sandy Burglar at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (ty7RM) Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm) 91
82 That bird has already flown... back when Hilary was not indicted for blatant violations on handling Secure Documents.
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:19 PM (NgKpN) Hillary not being punished knocked many of us off balance. The feeling of helplessness and knowing there are two laws for two classes hit the surreal levels with her. She was so dirty, so corrupt and so obvious. And got away with it all. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (fceHP) And we elected a guy who, during the campaign, said she should be in Jail... Yet... Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN) 92
I have no idea who the agent in question here is but don't forget there are FBI agents cooperating with the investigation likely in turn for reduced sentences.
I suspect we are going to see a number of people get lower sentences than we would like based on cooperation. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf) You don't have to convince me. I am patient. The thing likely transpired under obama, I am guessing. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:23 PM (Dp6qK) 93
I'm way more of bitch than J. Edgar in a dress.
Posted by: James Comestain at May 01, 2018 04:24 PM (8jDbj) 94
>>OIG is supposedly May 8th.
>>Not holding my breath. It's been delayed again to a time TBD. It seems they keep finding more shit with every rock they turn over. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf) 95
Zat is not my minkey
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+) 96
Oh, and Comey is advising Trump to do the Mueller interview. I think that cinches it for Donny: Don't do it. Remember Admiral Akbar. "It's a trap!" Posted by: WisRich at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM ( ------ I think PDT should put a few conditions on the interview, 1. Everyone on the Special Persecutor side is also under oath. 2. Mueller asks the questions. 3. Trump's lawyer get to ask Mueller and his crew a question in return for every question they answer. 4. Every time Mueller or his crew say "I don't recollect" PDT gets to strike a question. 5. If Mueller or any of his gang "Take the Fifth," the interview is OVER. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (4dz1m) 97
The thing that truly enrages me is that we do not know specificlly what he is said to have lied about.
Posted by: Kreplach ----------- But, you see, there was no underlying crime. None. Once that is fully understood, it doesn't matter to me what Flynn said to the FBI. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (ZpfqO) 98
I say they will give him a slap on the wrist with no jail time, since the basis for the investigation was illegal in the first place!
I expect the charges to be dismissed with prejudice, and Flynn to be recompensed for his legal expenses. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (QQ+il) 99
zzzzZZZZzzzz
Posted by: J. Sessions at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA) 100
This is an important point potentially. If some at the FBI thought Flynn was truthful, then he was framed,
If he was framed, then a sitting US judge and Mueller were involved. Strzok and Priestap can prove it Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (n+6mJ) 101
Kasich/ comey 2020!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (edajH) 102
They'll release the OIG report the same time they release their files to that conservative legal think tank.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+) 103
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that the former Director of the FBI is doing multiple TV interviews and commenting on an active open criminal investigation that he oversaw.
It's like he wants to screw it up on purpose. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (+Dllb) Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (4dz1m) 105
Wile E. Comey, Super Genius
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (gbWkA) 106
I imagine that the Clinton Crime Family is keeping an eye on Comey. If it looks like he might turn on her it's Arkancide for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (tpDAe) 107
What dat mouf do, Comey?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (3dsTO) 108
OIG is supposedly May 8th.
>>Not holding my breath. It's been delayed again to a time TBD. It seems they keep finding more shit with every rock they turn over. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf) I have the patience if it has results in the end. There is so much corruption, it could last years if they wanted to. Depends on what their scope is. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (fceHP) 109
103 Still can't wrap my head around the fact that the former Director of the FBI is doing multiple TV interviews and commenting on an active open criminal investigation that he oversaw.
It's like he wants to screw it up on purpose. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (+Dllb) Comey is our Jelly of the Month Club.... Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (zSVEm) 110
49 Comey also said he didn't leak anything. The man had some psychological issues.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 04:17 PM (5AX1G) As a private citizen I have the power to contradict myself, as FBI director I had the power to change the past Posted by: James Comey, Limited Time Offer: 45% off 'A Higher Loyalty' Today Only at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (zTtjJ) 111
27 Remember Admiral Akbar. "It's a trap!"
Posted by: WisRich at May 01, 2018 04:12 PM (G0vdT) I never saw (nor intend to see) "The Last Jedi," so I only recently found out that they killed off Ackbar. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (NL6wI) 112
IanDeal: "As such, if they actually go after Trump, 63 millions Americans (at least) will find the process so corrupt that they will view this as a coup."
Which it is. It's not a military coup which happens in mere moments, but this is indeed a bureaucratic coup that is in the process of failing. And those who have perpetrated it should pay essentially the same price as one conducted by military. It's treason. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (H8S+R) 113
Oh, spoilers.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2018 04:27 PM (NL6wI) 114
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: J. Sessions at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA) 115
Normal processes and measures, or extraordinary ones. They need to realize that this is where we are now. There's no turning back.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (+y/Ru) 117
I'd like to see a photoshop of Bibi standing by that big screen that says "Comey Lied".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 04:14 PM (r+sAi) That would almost make me believe him. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (UBzPO) 118
Hillary not being punished knocked many of us off balance. The feeling of helplessness and knowing there are two laws for two classes hit the surreal levels with her. She was so dirty, so corrupt and so obvious. And got away with it all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette ------------ At the end of Comey's 'report' on Hillary, I fully, and rationally expected him to say, "Therefore, an indictment has been secured...." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (ZpfqO) 119
Mr. Flynn, how many times did you have contact the Russian ambassador?
I don't know, four, five? It was six! You lied! You obstructed justice! Nothing about those contacts was illegal or improper, mind you. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (edajH) Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (4dz1m) 121
Justify will have to overcome 100 year curse and 19 others.
I suspect Justify's biggest problem is the selection of Shaquille O'Neal as the Jockey. Posted by: An Observation at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (/i7/V) 122
I did not have sex with that woman - Mrs. Clinton.
Posted by: James Comey Head Dick - leaking badly at May 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/i7/V) ............. Yeah, she doesn't really qualify as a woman. So you like sex with large sea cows? Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr) 123
From teh link:
"Yeah, I saw that," said Comey. "And that --I don't know where that's coming from. That -- unless I'm -- I said something that people misunderstood, I don't remember even intending to say that. So my recollection is I never said that to anybody." That sounds like the "categorical denial" of a lying shitweasel. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM (fuK7c) 124
Mr Aspirin Factory-Horowitz is supposed to appear before a House committee on May 8th.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM (Gu84d) 125
Oh that mouth!
Posted by: George Takei at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM (t41dG) 126
Sessions will come...
Posted by: Under Fire at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA) 127
Has anyone ever explained the first rule of holes to Jim?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (gC2IV) 128
"Go ahead, keep mocking me. You know who else was persecuted? That's right, my brother Jesus Christ." -- James "Show me your hands now!" Comey, Superstar and Son of God
Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (VF9SE) 129
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Yeah, she doesn't really qualify as a woman. So you like sex with large sea cows? Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr) So, Hillary has propeller scars on her back? That would explain her clothing.... Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (zSVEm) 130
105 Wile E. Comey, Super Genius
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (gbWkA) Does that make Trump the Roadrunner? Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (zTtjJ) 131
artisanal 'ette: "There is so much corruption, it could last years if they wanted to. Depends on what their scope is."
Apparently the guilty will be tried, perhaps convicted, a decade after they have died from natural causes. That seems to be the pace at the moment. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM (H8S+R) 132
Treasonous, lying Washington scum! - Kansas red legs trooper
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (gbWkA) 133
Comey certainly made Mueller's job harder. He's like the clumsy henchman that keeps fouling up the Evil Overlord's plans.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (hLRSq) 134
That would almost make me believe him.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (UBzPO) Believe who? Comey or Bibi?. Do you think like former van driver Tommy Vietor, that the Israeli report on Iranian nukes is all cooked up to get us into war and that Iran is a clean as the drivern snow, Brian? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (tpDAe) 135
106 I imagine that the Clinton Crime Family is keeping an eye on Comey. If it looks like he might turn on her it's Arkancide for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:26 PM (tpDAe) With a red MAGA hat left at the scene. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (4dz1m) 136
Comey is just jaw dropping. How did such a smarmy idiot get high enough in the FBI to be eligible to be appointed director.
--------- By being willing to do anything and everything "they" ask you to without question. Posted by: Mega at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (25Hko) 137
Comey is having the same issues Lucy Ricardo had when she had some splainin to do.
Words and actions are not aligning. There is no way to do the splainin. Just waiting for him to start the loud whining cry. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (e1mEI) 138
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-- Has anyone ever explained the first rule of holes to Jim? Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2018 04:30 PM ------------------ Allow me. Posted by: Shep! at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (pMGkg) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (H8S+R) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 01, 2018 04:32 PM (pYqXv) 141
Comey's busy filing a ADA claim against his favorite gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2018 04:32 PM (Ymy4N) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 04:32 PM (9tO1t) 143
@97
Understood. But he plead guilty. There is nothing that could make me plead to a crime I didnt commit. I know that they were supposedly going after his son but a the end of the day he plead. Sucks. He should get a pardon. Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 04:32 PM (d+O02) 144
Comey is just jaw dropping. How did such a smarmy idiot get high enough in the FBI to be eligible to be appointed director.
--------- By being willing to do anything and everything "they" ask you to without question. Posted by: Mega at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (25Hko) Including sucking cock.... Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (7uYFy) 145
97 & 143. I've always suspected there was some serious strategery in that plea.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL) 146
Flynn talked to the FBI.... I think I see the problem...
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (zSVEm) 147
My guess is Comey's testimony could be construed in two different ways.
Weasels do that type of stuff. Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (+69Zy) 148
Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do ...
Posted by: James Christ at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (Lhx7x) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (QQ+il) 150
>>>>>From teh link:
"Yeah, I saw that," said Comey. "And that --I don't know where that's coming from. That -- unless I'm -- I said something that people misunderstood, I don't remember even intending to say that. So my recollection is I never said that to anybody." That sounds like the "categorical denial" of a lying shitweasel. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:29 PM . . .Sounds like someone is trying to walk back exculpatory testimony by going on National TV and claiming they didn't mean to say that. I mean seriously: " I don't remember ever indenting to say that" ......who even talks like that? That is a bullshit cop out weasel statement. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:33 PM (+Dllb) 151
By being willing to do anything and everything "they" ask you to without question.
Posted by: Mega at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM ----------- Hey, it's not like they twisted me! Posted by: Jim Comey's Arm at May 01, 2018 04:34 PM (t41dG) 152
With a red MAGA hat left at the scene.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (4dz1m) Wouldn't be surprised. Yes, Comey got a big book deal, but I wouldn't want to be in his shoes with the Clinton Crime Family watching me so closely.. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:34 PM (tpDAe) Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 01, 2018 04:34 PM (DxWUs) 154
As FBI director I have the power to sell books like hot cakes.
Posted by: James Comey, Buy one copy of 'A Higher Loyalty' get one Free at May 01, 2018 04:34 PM (zTtjJ) 155
Meep! Meep! Donald Roadrunner Trump
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:34 PM (gbWkA) 156
Thats James Comeys lying, cock shaped mouth.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at May 01, 2018 04:35 PM (gz0Wm) 157
At this point you have to think that the FBI and DOJ are just stalling until the mid-term elections, hoping the Democrats win and shut down any inquiries that don't correspond to Trump and the Republicans are bad. You'd think that if all of congress gave a shit about the rule of law and the transparency of government agencies with regard to oversight, then they'd all be on the same page. Especially, when it comes to FISA warrants and FISC.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at May 01, 2018 04:35 PM (rdl6o) 158
Believe who? Comey or Bibi?. Do you think like
former van driver Tommy Vietor, that the Israeli report on Iranian nukes is all cooked up to get us into war and that Iran is a clean as the drivern snow, Brian? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:31 PM (tpDAe) I remember Bibi's speech to Congress guaranteeing how great Iraq and the whole region was going to be once Saddam fell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHmhf_wrcrM Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:35 PM (UBzPO) 159
I saw Comey quoted this morning saying that if Hillary had been elected President, he'd probably still be head of the FBI.
Gee Jim, YA THINK????? Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:35 PM (k1TUh) 160
How can an idiot be a policeman?
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (FhXTo) 161
OT, but did the Israelis have hard copy documents showing the Iranian perfidy, or were they electronic?
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (zSVEm) 162
Wasn't Flynn supposed to be sentenced today?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (+Dllb) 163
Absolutely unbelievable. After the death of a hundred million, and the cold war, this still constitutes a viable opinion..
Not only that, but a miserable failure economically, the field that Marx was supposedly so visionary in... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc) 164
The New York Times were unabashed apologists and useful idiots for the Stalinist purges. Why wouldn't they cheer for the mentally deficient Karl Marx?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (ATVNj) 165
If he was framed, then a sitting US judge and Mueller were involved. Strzok and Priestap can prove it
Would not be the first time for Mueller. Research his time in Boston when the FBI actually worked for the Irish mob. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM (kUmUV) 166
At the end of Comey's 'report' on Hillary, I fully, and rationally expected him to say, "Therefore, an indictment has been secured...."
----- I kept saying, They are going to indict her, this is damning... WHAT?!?!? July 5, 2016, The Day Justice Died. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (4dz1m) 167
Oh, I like the Bonus!
I really don't know anything about Jay Z, but I have just last week learned of Candace Owens and I approve. I would like the chance to approve of her in person a lot. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (fuK7c) 168
Vitameatavegamin! James I dress like Lucy Comey
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (gbWkA) Posted by: Ima Pretzel at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (H8S+R) 170
Oh, Kanye. That's how little I know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (fuK7c) 171
Comey is too stupid to realize that we know he is lying.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (ATVNj) 172
"I remember Bibi's speech to Congress guaranteeing how great Iraq and the whole region was going to be once Saddam fell:"
Unfortunately, along came the Democrats..... Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (hLRSq) 173
Karl was the least of the Marx Brothers... even Zeppo ignored him....
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (zSVEm) 174
They killed Ackbar. Huh
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (89T5c) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (QQ+il) 176
At the end of Comey's 'report' on Hillary, I fully, and rationally expected him to say, "Therefore, an indictment has been secured...."
----- I kept saying, They are going to indict her, this is damning... WHAT?!?!? July 5, 2016, The Day Justice Died. Posted by: rd And yet, almost 2 full years later, people still think it's going to happen. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (dhqL5) 177
That would almost make me believe him.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:28 PM (UBzPO) You do realize that Pompeo was in Israel a few days ago, and he confirmed the veracity of the Israeli interpretation of the material... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (wYseH) 178
>>>>OT, but did the Israelis have hard copy documents showing the Iranian perfidy, or were they electronic?
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM . . . .Actual physical hard copies of documents and about 100 CD's is what they said. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (+Dllb) 179
Unfortunately, along came the Democrats.....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (hLRSq) ______________________________________ Tell me about it. Posted by: The Paris Peace Accords, Vietnam at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (ATVNj) 180
175 They killed Ackbar. Huh
But not Leia. Awkward. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (QQ+il) The force is female. Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (zTtjJ) 181
Brian - A good rule of thumb, you'll never go wrong with it - Never side with the Iranians on anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (k1TUh) 182
>>>They killed Ackbar. Huh
But not Leia. Awkward. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:38 PM (QQ+il)<<< Midichlorians are a helluva drug. Posted by: Force ghost Rick James at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (8jDbj) 183
Hundreds of million zombies wish Karl Marx never existed
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (aC6Sd) 184
178 >>>>OT, but did the Israelis have hard copy documents showing the Iranian perfidy, or were they electronic?
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:36 PM . . . .Actual physical hard copies of documents and about 100 CD's is what they said. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (+Dllb) Awesome... and how inept is Iranian security?? Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm) 185
EM HOT POCKET FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 01, 2018 04:32 PM (pYqXv) ............ don't be stealin' my schtick, bitch. Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (HgMAr) 186
>>And yet, almost 2 full years later, people still think it's going to happen.
2 years later, the people who let her off are being investigated for letting her off. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (/tuJf) 187
Marx was right!And Stalin was dreamy!!
The NY Times Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2018 04:42 PM (LiyEm) 188
2 years later, the people who let her off are being investigated for letting her off.
If they are found guilty of malfeasance, will that reset the SoL clock? Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il) 189
You do realize that Pompeo was in Israel a few days ago, and he confirmed the veracity of the Israeli interpretation of the material...
I like the fact that Pompeo showed up the morning of the day the ammo dump got blowed up a lot and the day before Bibi's powerpoint. It suggests to me that our two services are working hand in glove. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:42 PM (fuK7c) 190
The powerful, and very tall, FBI Director knew what he had to do.
He would need to hide the truth about Mike Flynn behind lacy, gently wafting curtains of deceit. "But, lying lips are an abomination to the Lord," he reminded himself. He was a devoted man of G-d, and the greatest theologian since Aquinas. In fact, it redounded to the everlasting benefit of the American People that this titan of philosophy had chosen the path of public service, rather than pursue his true passion in the Church. But then, he remembered how the midwives had lied to wicked King Herod, and how the Lord had smiled upon them. Was not Trump a Herod for our times? He knew that Trump was worse than Herod, Haman, and Hitler combined... Trump was history's greatest monster, and the responsibility for ending his blasphemous reign weighed heavily on Comey's noble, furrowed brow. At that moment, his steely resolve was tempered to a Damascene hardness - he would lie. He would lie for Jesus... Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q) 191
I am altering the bargain. Pray I do not alter it further.
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (gbWkA) 192
I kept saying,
They are going to indict her, this is damning... WHAT?!?!? - Back in Monicagate days, I always believed the American people would wake up and realize that Blow Job wasn't lying for them, he was lying to them. Didn't happen. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (+y/Ru) 193
You do realize that Pompeo was in Israel a few days ago, and he confirmed the veracity of the Israeli interpretation of the material... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (wYseH) So, he was sent there to verify because the IC channel is not reliable? Is the system corrupted that badly? Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI) 194
You do realize that Pompeo was in Israel a few days ago, and he confirmed the veracity of the Israeli interpretation of the material...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo He was also in S Korea a few days before Whoa Fat! shit himself. Just sayin'. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (dhqL5) 195
Awesome... and how inept is Iranian security??
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm) I'm more curious about how many of them are going to be left alive in a few months. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (wYseH) 196
I like Bibi and I usually trust him, BUT he's looking out for Israel first just as Trump is looking out for the US first.
That's understandable and the way it should be. But we're not always going to be on the same page. Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (7uYFy) 197
Karl Marx lived in filth and starved his own children!
https://redice.tv/news/karl-marx-lived-in-filth-and-neglected-his-children Posted by: True the Note at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (HLTe8) 198
Leftist like to think that Karl Marx was some great thinker.
He wasn't. He simply took historically communal ideas and applied them to the industrial age and borrowed some class warfare from the French Revolution. He was a nickel and dime plagiarist. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (ATVNj) 199
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It suggests to me that our two services are working hand in glove. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:42 PM (fuK7c) About time, and oh, shove it, Barry..... Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (zSVEm) 200
Tom Servo: "Gee Jim, YA THINK?????"
Yeah, it's pretty tough to sneak anything past that guy. This bozo actually led people. And not just people. THE most powerful policing apparatus in the free world. SMOD actually did hit us already. It was years ago and it planted all the little green men we witness in DC. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (H8S+R) 201
The Clinton crime bosses are up there in age. I suspect a consigliere is going to promote himself to "Don" before the heir can squander all the ill gotten gains
Posted by: Downcast at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (omjRG) 202
I'm surprised NY Times didn't run a special 4/20 issue with a shot out to not only stoner culture, but to Adolf Hitler, since it was also his birthday.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (F5+ro) 203
>>If they are found guilty of malfeasance, will that reset the SoL clock?
I don't know. No idea how the law works when a previous investigation was proven to be corrupt. But some of those emails where found on Weiner's computer in the late summer of 2016 so that shouldn't be an issue. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf) 204
Is the system corrupted that badly?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI) That didn't occur to me. Good point. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (wYseH) 205
don't be stealin' my schtick, bitch. Posted by: Jim Gaffigan ________________ CLEARLY YOU ARE SPEAKING OUTTA' TURN THERE BOY! YOU GONNA' HAVE TA GIT YOU MIND RIGHT,, BOY!!! Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 01, 2018 04:44 PM (pYqXv) 206
195. I'd suggest bloody purges of all involved, as a precautionary measure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (fA1SL) 207
Actual physical hard copies of documents and about 100 CD's is what they said.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (+Dllb) Awesome... and how inept is Iranian security?? Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm) I think they even said it was like a half ton of stuff. I would love to know the who and how, but we'll never know. A perfect operation. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (fceHP) 208
I remember Bibi's speech to Congress guaranteeing how great Iraq and the whole region was going to be once Saddam fell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHmhf_wrcrM Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:35 PM (UBzPO) It actually was doing pretty well until Chocolate Jesus pulled all the U.S. troops out. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (WFV7d) 209
If Rex Tillerson were still Secretary of State, I'm not sure this whole Netanyahu presentation would have gone off as smoothly as it did.
Open to opposing views. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (ATVNj) 210
You do realize that Pompeo was in Israel a few days
ago, and he confirmed the veracity of the Israeli interpretation of the material... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (wYseH) That sounds oddly familiar too from about 15 years ago. All I know is that the doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. Blowing up another desert shithole and upending another society so backwards that we can't even comprehend it is not going to help anything. In fact its just going to make things worse. Again. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (UBzPO) 211
Worse than the James Comey situation is the FBI agents that have sworn to uphold the law have not yet arrested him.
That is what scares me even more than the Comey corruption. Is any FBI agent not corrupted yet? Bueller? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (UsCnO) 212
I kept saying,
They are going to indict her, this is damning... WHAT?!?!? July 5, 2016, The Day Justice Died. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:37 PM (4dz1m) We got some justice back in November '16.... Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (7uYFy) 213
NY Times were fans of Mussolini and Hitler too iirc.
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (LiyEm) 214
You get blocked by the NYT paywall if you try to read the story because, like all good commie-lovers, they are capatalist when it matters.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (f8ilN) 215
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-- Karl Marx lived in filth and starved his own children! Posted by: True the Note at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM -------------------------------------- Is living in filth bad? I find it a real time-saver. Posted by: irright at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (pMGkg) 216
182 Midichlorians are a helluva drug.
Posted by: Force ghost Rick James at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (8jDbj) Thank goodness frumpy, scowling Asian woman survived. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (NL6wI) 217
Is this why the NYT has been doing a series on Marxism/Communism? The one about women in Communist countries having sex, the 'despite some flaws, Communism is the best' quips, and so on.
They've used the past few months to lead up to this "Happy 200th, Karl!"? Wow. Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (W+vEI) 218
It actually was doing pretty well until Chocolate Jesus pulled all the U.S. troops out.
Has Trump sought a renegotiated agreement with Iraq? One US combat brigade would have prevented the overrunning of Mosul and years of terror. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:46 PM (QQ+il) 219
190
The powerful, and very tall, FBI Director knew what he had to do. He would need to hide the truth about Mike Flynn behind lacy, gently wafting curtains of deceit. "But, lying lips are an abomination to the Lord," he reminded himself. He was a devoted man of G-d, and the greatest theologian since Aquinas. In fact, it redounded to the everlasting benefit of the American People that this titan of philosophy had chosen the path of public service, rather than pursue his true passion in the Church. But then, he remembered how the midwives had lied to wicked King Herod, and how the Lord had smiled upon them. Was not Trump a Herod for our times? He knew that Trump was worse than Herod, Haman, and Hitler combined... Trump was history's greatest monster, and the responsibility for ending his blasphemous reign weighed heavily on Comey's noble, furrowed brow. At that moment, his steely resolve was tempered to a Damascene hardness - he would lie. He would lie for Jesus... Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 01, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q) That Jake Tapper, a figurative Charles Dickens that one. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (DxWUs) 220
Nood, bishes
Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (wQk3Y) 221
Nood Egg McMuffin
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (Dp6qK) 222
If you thought Hitler was a lousy author, read Marx; absolutely horrible. I can understand people reading Hitler and thinking...OK. But Marx was the worst babble I've ever read.
Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (gbWkA) 223
207 Actual physical hard copies of documents and about 100 CD's is what they said.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 01, 2018 04:39 PM (+Dllb) Awesome... and how inept is Iranian security?? Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm) I think they even said it was like a half ton of stuff. I would love to know the who and how, but we'll never know. A perfect operation. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (fceHP) I get this image of a Ryder rental truck tooling through a checkpoint, while Aziz and Mustaphaare busy watching illegal porn on Pornhub.... Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (zSVEm) 224
I think they even said it was like a half ton of stuff.
They did. But Bibi displayed a bookcase with, oh, a hundred or so three ring binders and a displace case with 180+ CDs. I didn't see how that could add up to 1,000 lbs unless they're counting the weight of the safe they carried it out in. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (fuK7c) 225
Blowing up another desert shithole and upending
another society so backwards that we can't even comprehend it is not going to help anything. In fact its just going to make things worse. Again. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (UBzPO) Iran and Iraq are so completely different in culture, history, borders and political structure that I am unsure what the hell you mean. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:49 PM (wYseH) 226
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/german-cardinal-marx-praises-father-of-communism-karl-marx
Started reading but couldn't take it Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 04:50 PM (aC6Sd) 227
For all this so-called doubting of what Netanyehu said:
Does anyone seriously doubt that Iran wasn't working on a nuclear weapon? Does anyone actually doubt that Iran lied all the way through the negotiations? Does anyone actually doubt that Obama slapped through a half assed horrible giveaway deal just so he could claim he had a "legacy", damn the consequences? Does anyone have any doubts at all that Iran is STILL working on developing a nuclear weapon of their own, with help from North Korea? Seriously, is there any reasonable doubt at all to any of those 4 propositions? And if not, then why claim Netanyehu was making anything up? He was just filling in some documentation on what all of us already know. The main purpose was to knock down some of the plausible deniability for the Euro's and the Trump bashers. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:51 PM (k1TUh) 228
Iran and Iraq are so completely different in culture, history, borders and political structure that I am unsure what the hell you mean.
Also, there's a difference between "upending society" and blowing up things that can make nuclear weapons and delivery systems. The first is discredited nation building, the latter is shooting varmints. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c) 229
I really don't care if Hillary, and Barack actually go to jail.
Trump should pardon them if need be, after they testify truthfully. But Cheryl Mills, Huma, Kennedy, Vietor, Rhodes and the like? Throw the book at them! Felony counts, consecutive sentences, years and decades in a PMITA Prison. I want Syd the Chiv to die in prison years and years from now. I want every minion, hanger on, and "indispensable aide" to realize that THEY PERSONALLY will go to jail. THEY will have their lives ruined, and Hillary cannot protect them. Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 04:51 PM (4dz1m) 230
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Brian - A good rule of thumb, you'll never go wrong with it - Never side with the Iranians on anything. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:40 PM (k1TUh) Who said I'm siding with the Iranians???? This isn't a binary thing where if you oppose another US war in the mid-east then you must for the mullahs. I just tend to fall back on 20 years of hard data now telling me we should maybe stay the hell away and let them sort it out for themselves. If the Iranian people want freedom then I encourage them to do something about it. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:52 PM (UBzPO) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 01, 2018 04:52 PM (lKyWE) 232
Ok, I'm reading it
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 04:54 PM (aC6Sd) 233
>>Who said I'm siding with the Iranians???? This isn't a binary thing where if you oppose another US war in the mid-east then you must for the mullahs.
So what's your solution? It's a funny thing about war, you don't have to want one but if the other side does then sometimes there is going to be a war. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 04:55 PM (/tuJf) 234
Brian - if Iran gets nukes, up to 100 million people could die in the conflagration to follow. I'll guarantee you that one of them will be aimed at the US Naval Base in Qatar, Iran needs that base gone to be able to dominate the gulf. You really want to just stand by and do nothing while nuclear war is all carefully prepared for, or might it be just a little bit advisable to stop it when we still can?
If it's ended now, it doesn't have to go nuclear. If we wait 3 or 4 more years, it will HAVE to go nuclear. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:55 PM (k1TUh) 235
The first is discredited nation building, the latter is shooting varmints.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c) Yup. No American boots on the ground. Let Israel and KSA and whoever else hates the Mullahs do the work. We can provide air power and logistics and whatever else is needed. And there is a non-zero chance that the Iranian people will overthrow the Mullahs. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:55 PM (wYseH) 236
Kanye's brain must be off the leash,
'Cause his opinion ain't worth bein' preached. He seems to like Trump, And that makes me funk, Why can't we just go and IMPEACH!!!! Posted by: Maxine Waters' Tired Labia at May 01, 2018 04:55 PM (t41dG) 237
See 204 This is the scary thing about the IC community. Who knows how many sleepers were introduced by the Brennan and Clapper team. The B and C duo still have their security rating intact? Can get a sneak peek at incoming and have their minions slant the analysis? Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 01, 2018 04:56 PM (e1mEI) 238
It actually was doing pretty well until Chocolate Jesus pulled all the U.S. troops out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2018 04:45 PM (WFV7d) We should've left Iraq the day after their first election when they were all walking around with the blue thumbs. It is folly to think we can remake any of those places into America 2.0. I was just as guilty back then in believing that nonsense. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:56 PM (UBzPO) 239
Wonder how Cardinal Marx learned to hate people
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 04:57 PM (aC6Sd) 240
Marxism is just poorly-written revenge fantasy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 04:57 PM (oVJmc) 241
I really don't care if Hillary, and Barack actually go to jail.
Trump should pardon them if need be, after they testify truthfully. But Cheryl Mills, Huma, Kennedy, Vietor, Rhodes and the like? Throw the book at them! Felony counts, consecutive sentences, years and decades in a PMITA Prison. I want Syd the Chiv to die in prison years and years from now. I want every minion, hanger on, and "indispensable aide" to realize that THEY PERSONALLY will go to jail. THEY will have their lives ruined, and Hillary cannot protect them. Posted by: rd Other way around. Because none of those underlings did shit without Obama's or Hillary's say so. Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 04:57 PM (dhqL5) 242
If the Iranian people want freedom then I encourage them to do something about it.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:52 PM (UBzPO) Well, isn't that big of you, Brian. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:57 PM (tpDAe) 243
I get this image of a Ryder rental truck tooling
through a checkpoint, while Aziz and Mustaphaare busy watching illegal porn on Pornhub.... Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:47 PM (zSVEm) Defector. A very, very wealthy defector. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:58 PM (UBzPO) 244
I was just as guilty back then in believing that nonsense.Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 04:56 PM (UBzPO)
An now you believe the nonsense that Tommy Vietor is peddling that Israel doesn't have anything conclusive and that Obama's deal with Iran was just swell, eh? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:59 PM (tpDAe) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:59 PM (QQ+il) 246
We can't stay the hell out of a nuclear war in the middle east, not when we've got operating bases across the gulf. We're going to be in the middle of it once it starts, and we can only pray that we haven't let it go so far that the Russians and the Chinese feel they need to get in on it too.
The biggest danger of a nuclear release anywhere is that everyone with a grudge around the world could decide that's the time for the Airing of the Grievances. China could decide to nuke Taiwan, India and Pakistan could have a go, Tehran could nuke Jerusalem and Riyadh, Israel could nuke Israel back, and pretty quick you've got as many nukes in the air as everybody was scared of in the 50's. It's not the kind of thing where we can just sit back and say "hey, that's their problem." There's a reason to do everything we can to keep that genie in the bottle. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 05:00 PM (k1TUh) 247
>>If the Iranian people want freedom then I encourage them to do something about it.
They have been and continue to do so. Oddly enough, people who are prohibited from owning weapons are shockingly ineffective against a brutal regime that has no problem murdering it's own people in large numbers. They need help much like we did when we fought the Brits for our freedom. Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf) 248
Heh. A bit of Bless your heart in that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 04:59 PM (QQ+il) I don't think Northerners are allowed to say "Bless your heart"...but yes. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 05:00 PM (tpDAe) 249
Iran and Iraq are so completely different in
culture, history, borders and political structure that I am unsure what the hell you mean. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2018 04:49 PM (wYseH) No matter what we do Iran is not going to become America 2.0 in that region with those neighbors. We certainly aren't going to bomb them into becoming one. We're constantly told how modern Iran was and how much more sophisticated their people were... Well then how in the hell did they allow themselves to be taken over by cavemen and why haven't they done anything about it themselves? Sorry, but US drone strikes aren't going to fix that place. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:02 PM (UBzPO) 250
This isn't about "fixing" Iran. It's about ending their ability to make nuclear weapons, which the Great Deal did NOT do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 05:04 PM (k1TUh) 251
Somehow a relatively small minority of religious Islamic fanatics took over the government of Iran, and like most totalitarian regimes use the police state to rule.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 05:06 PM (aC6Sd) 252
>>No matter what we do Iran is not going to become America 2.0 in that region with those neighbors. We certainly aren't going to bomb them into becoming one. We're constantly told how modern Iran was and how much more sophisticated their people were... Well then how in the hell did they allow themselves to be taken over by cavemen and why haven't they done anything about it themselves? Sorry, but US drone strikes aren't going to fix that place.
And yet nobody is talking about fixing it. We are talking about stopping madmen who have stated their desire to kill Americans on more occasions than can be counted from continuing to be the largest state sponsor of terrorism and from acquiring nukes. We'd like to do it without attacking them. So far, they seem resistant to that goal. What is your suggestion for getting them to stock being crazy ass terrorists? Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf) 253
is Iranian security??
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 04:41 PM (zSVEm) I'm more curious about how many of them are going to be left alive in a few months. Somebody big flipped or somebody little got very rich and moved. How do you say Oh Shit in Farsi - just listen to the file clerks. Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 05:07 PM (FhXTo) 254
And if nothing else the attitude of the NY Times reinforces my saying " Show me a Leftist and I will show you someone who can't wait for the gulags to open up.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 05:08 PM (aC6Sd) 255
There's a reason to do everything we can to keep that genie in the bottle.
There is, but I've come to believe we'll see nuclear war in our time. It was unthinkable in the days of a bipolar world and MAD, but these days there are enough tinpot shitholes with nukes that somebody's going to nuke somebody and get nuked back. First guess is India/Pakistan. But it won't be the world ending cataclysm. It will fuck up a lot of people and the environment. Then the question is, has the genie been let out of the bottle for good? Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 05:09 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Dope at May 01, 2018 05:10 PM (uVmqw) 257
McStain is retiring after this term - Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 05:11 PM (aC6Sd) 258
If it's ended now, it doesn't have to go nuclear. If we wait 3 or 4 more years, it will HAVE to go nuclear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2018 04:55 PM (k1TUh) I just don't buy the "We must start a war to prevent a war!" hype any more. Anything we do in that region will only make things worse. Let them sort that shit out for themselves. I'm pretty sure Israel is capable of taking out whatever they feel necessary in Iran. Maybe back them up to deter a ground invasion but that's about it. One of these days Russia's patience is going to wear out and the real conflict the establishment wants will be here. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:11 PM (UBzPO) 259
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/991150381559263232.html
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 05:13 PM (FhXTo) 260
An now you believe the nonsense that Tommy Vietor is
peddling that Israel doesn't have anything conclusive and that Obama's deal with Iran was just swell, eh? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 04:59 PM (tpDAe) Who the hell is Tommy Vietor? Does that debate tactic usually work? Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:14 PM (UBzPO) 261
hey quick logic bomb for comey, which I am sure someone else probably noted.
Jimmy said he didn't know provenance of PeePeeGate Dossier but for TV reports which, naturally, say it was a gOP work product. BUT The piss dossier wasn't in the news when he briefed trump on it. SO why the fizzle is he talking about press reports? Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 05:17 PM (Kuhyt) 262
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:14 PM (UBzPO)
That you don't know who Tommy Vietor is and what he just said about Iran is not my problem, Brian. Yes, and I think it works pretty well, thanks. Adios Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 05:18 PM (tpDAe) 263
246
We can't stay the hell out of a nuclear war in the middle east, not when we've got operating bases across the gulf. We're going to be in the middle of it once it starts, and we can only pray that we haven't let it go so far that the Russians and the Chinese feel they need to get in on it too. ---- Sure we can. I don't see any calls to invade India or Pakistan to disarm them. Plenty of religious nut oppression in those places too. Building long-term bases in the mid-east only validates these lunatics desire to develop nuclear weapons. That tactic has worked very well for North Korea over the years. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:22 PM (UBzPO) 264
They need help much like we did when we fought the Brits for our freedom.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf) We've been providing them that help for what, half a century now since the ruler we installed there was overthrown? It's only made things worse for us and our interests. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:24 PM (UBzPO) 265
Relatives of the over 100 million murdered by the fucking Commies in the last century should storm the NYT's office and burn it to the ground.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 05:27 PM (O033+) 266
FBI Directors commenting on cases before the court and leaking their private conversations with a president in hopes of getting him impeached, CIA directors threatening the president...
The bigger picture is the putrid degradation of our institutions left in the wake of the slimy Obama/Clinton Machine. For those of you too young to know the difference, "That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works." Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 01, 2018 05:28 PM (Ndje9) 267
And yet nobody is talking about fixing it. We are
talking about stopping madmen who have stated their desire to kill Americans on more occasions than can be counted from continuing to be the largest state sponsor of terrorism and from acquiring nukes. We'd like to do it without attacking them. So far, they seem resistant to that goal. What is your suggestion for getting them to stock being crazy ass terrorists? Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf) That is very noble of you, however history has shown us over and over and over that we only end up creating five new madmen for every one we overthrow.My solution is to let their neighbors the Russians and Chinese deal with it. We need less and less of their resources every day. Maybe even shift our attention and the vast treasure wasted in the mid-east to our own hemisphere and latin america. Our neighbors. Some of those places are worth fixing. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:30 PM (UBzPO) 268
That you don't know who Tommy Vietor is and what he
just said about Iran is not my problem, Brian. Yes, and I think it works pretty well, thanks. Adios Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 05:18 PM (tpDAe) Why does every discussion here always end with personal attacks? You know who else wants a war in Iran? JOHN MCCAIN!!!1!! Why are you JOHN MCCAIN!!1!!! You're better than that. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 01, 2018 05:33 PM (UBzPO) 269
One of my favorite parts of Bibi's presentation was where he pointed out the targets in range of three generations of Iranian missiles, from 1,000 to nearly 2,000 km.
"This one could hit Riyadh, this one could hit Tel Aviv, this one could hit Moscow". Sly. Very sly. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 05:34 PM (fuK7c) 270
Shenanigans! Shenanigans has been called !
Posted by: Offr Barbrady at May 01, 2018 05:42 PM (FLifI) 271
Impeachment paperwork filed against Rosenstein today . . . I hear.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 05:58 PM (O033+) 272
271 Impeachment paperwork filed against Rosenstein today . . . I hear.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 05:58 PM (O033+) ----- Scheming! Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 06:05 PM (+69Zy) 273
Nah, not filed. Just drafted.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 06:06 PM (O033+) 274
Charge Comey with lying to Congress. He'll have to claim he told Congress the truth that Flynn was telling the truth to get out of jail (and indict other FBI officials for violating Flynn's civil liberties) Or, he can take the fall and go to jail... either way more of the general public will become aware that highest echelons of FBI are in fact criminal liars.
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