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Fourteen States Hit Record-Low Employment Rates, Media Shrieks
Whoops, I Meant Record Unemployment, and the Media Is Silent
In the media, their opinions are facts and your facts are but opinions.
The states hitting new unemployment lows run the ideological gamut, from conservative Texas to liberal California, suggesting a recovery stronger than any particular political persuasion.Now, it's true that this article appears in The Hill, which is the media. But for such truly historic economic news, you'd think it would be the lead story on many if not most outlets, or one of the top lead stories. But no, of course not. The media spent eight years under Obama ignoring the bad economy, now it'll spend all of Trump's years ignoring the good economy. BTW: I never had allergies before but began getting them about two years ago. I have been made pretty miserable the last three weeks from pollen. I don't know what to do about this. My eyes are always burning and my vision is actually distorted. Any suggestions? Remedies? I've contacted my doctor to get a referral for an allergist but I have a feeling that'll take like two weeks.
In March, eight states saw new record lows, including Hawaii (2.1 percent), Idaho (2.9 percent), Kentucky (4 percent ), Maine (2.7 percent), Mississippi (4.5 percent), Oregon (4.1 percent) and Wisconsin (2.9 percent).
California also set a new record last month. The Golden State’s unemployment rate stands at 4.1 percent, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). That’s the lowest rate recorded since BLS began keeping track of state-level unemployment figures in 1976, and it’s a third of the 12.3 percent unemployment rate California notched at the height of the recession in December 2010.
Colorado’s unemployment rate is just 2.6 percent, among the lowest in the nation, and a third of the 8.9 percent peak it hit in 2010.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2018 04:22 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dealkiller at April 24, 2018 04:23 PM (JmQOT)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 24, 2018 04:23 PM (Y7Ajm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 24, 2018 04:23 PM (2/uDO)
Posted by: Venus at April 24, 2018 04:23 PM (lZaEn)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Splunge at April 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Vb4BV)
Flonase is also magic. Not as dramatic as benedryl, but you wont get sleepy and it lasts for 24 hours.
Life long sufferer of allergies here.
Posted by: Lowfibass at April 24, 2018 04:25 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2018 04:25 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (t8kZU)
Dem's response? The mother of all government subsidy's...a guaranteed job with health care.
When does the MSM start treating them like the clowns they are?
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (xqfqx)
We've heard this before. Hell, they'll just reuse scripts from the Reagan years.
Posted by: George LeS at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (/ki+X)
FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WOWO): A Fort Wayne man is accusing his son's 8th-grade Spanish teacher of pushing a political agenda on students.
In a WOWO Exclusive, Todd Hein tells us his son was shamed, bullied, and given an extra assignment by his teacher, Sarah Ford, at Blackhawk Middle School, after he cited Fox News as his source for an assignment.
"She decided to walk up to him and in front of everybody, told him Fox News is fake news, it's full of lies... and gave him a new assignment, to look up any of the 'many lies' Donald Trump has told as President of the United States, and do a full page report on that," Hein says.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (IqV8l)
==
wouldn't something like Benadryl work ?
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: f2000 at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (ndqCM)
Any suggestions? Remedies? I've contacted my doctor to get a referral
for an allergist but I have a feeling that'll take like two weeks.
.
.
.Once it's in the eyes Ace it doesn't go away, trust me. Experiment with eye drops and once you find one that helps stick with it and try to not touch your eyes when they burn. If you do that, it will just keep making it worse.
I sometimes use 5-8 single dose unit eye drops daily, depends on the day. Do not get the bottle as it seems to make it worse for me, go with the single dose ones.
I use more if I am going to cut the grass. I flood my eyes with 4-5 vials before I start and that seems to help some.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Fisher at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (8NiWI)
That sounds about right and perfectly reasonable.
Posted by: NewCommentThingy at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Ryan at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (blRcL)
Who wants a worker who is stoned to build aircraft engine blades? Or at the naval shipyard? Or manufacture medical devices?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)
You won't see that anywhere either. I only know it from working in the markets.
Posted by: Marcus T, Avenger at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 24, 2018 04:28 PM (5fSr7)
But the media is consumed with Trump smoke in the wind, so lets all just ignore criminality, because Democrat and because Clinton. So, go screw all you right wing conspiracy crazies!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8au4vc4
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 24, 2018 04:28 PM (2/uDO)
Human sacrifice.
Posted by: NHS at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (Dp6qK)
1. Take a nice hot shower.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Cover eyes with generous amounts of vaseline.
4. Do not open eyes until winter.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (pMGkg)
http://tinyurl.com/pct9egx
Nobel secretary regrets Obama peace prize
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009 failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would, its ex-secretary has said.
Idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (3dsTO)
Any suggestions? Remedies? I've contacted my doctor to get a referral
for an allergist but I have a feeling that'll take like two weeks.
#twoweeks
Posted by: Ace's Allergist at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1145/660/1600/elderbds.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (kX6Uw)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:30 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MFM News Cycle at April 24, 2018 04:30 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist at April 24, 2018 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Who wants a worker who is hungover? Who wants a worker who is half asleep because he was banging hootchies the night before?
Stoned at work is a no-no, but piss tests show positive if you got high last weekend.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 24, 2018 04:31 PM (5fSr7)
ground cinammon in your coffee
and
local honey instead of sugar - BOTH help a lot!
Posted by: Katfish at April 24, 2018 04:31 PM (WQKoE)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist
"But not oral sex. the mouth is for eating."
--Ugandan President
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DarrenO at April 24, 2018 04:32 PM (5SO5z)
Thats what you get for backing Trump.
Posted by: George LeS at April 24, 2018 04:32 PM (/ki+X)
I guess you pot advocates better start working on making better tests.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 04:33 PM (t8kZU)
ground cinammon in your coffee
and
local honey instead of sugar - BOTH help a lot!
==
get stung by local bees !
Posted by: Ace's Homeopath at April 24, 2018 04:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: TxDan at April 24, 2018 04:33 PM (ZxbyI)
Posted by: Uninspired Journalist at April 24, 2018 04:33 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (FhXTo)
It's next to the contact lens solutions.
Also, what do you mean, distorted vision?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Adrian at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (udEXJ)
Posted by: Leland at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (kB2km)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (zr8oO)
ground cinammon in your coffee
and
local honey instead of sugar - BOTH help a lot!
==
get stung by local bees !
Posted by: Ace's Homeopath at April 24, 2018 04:33 PM (bUjCl)
Hot beef injection, taken rectally.
Posted by: Ace's Homopath at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 24, 2018 04:35 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Here in Larimer County it's lower even than most of the rest of CO. Everybody seems to have jobs.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 04:35 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 24, 2018 04:31 PM (5fSr7)
Yep. And why it should remain illegal until there is some remedy for this.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:35 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 24, 2018 04:36 PM (sRTZp)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM (hMwEB)
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009 failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would, its ex-secretary has said.
Idiots.
_____________________
Would have made more sense to give it to John Lennon, posthumously.
He talked about wanting peace too. And unlike Obama, he also had a hit song. That made Lennon much more accomplished and worthy of the peace prize than Obama, who only talked about wanting peace. And didn't have a song.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2018 04:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Locarno at April 24, 2018 04:38 PM (Ao0PP)
For official BoL numbers, always look at the U6, rather than what the media looks at, which is the U3 number.
Posted by: Unknownsailor at April 24, 2018 04:39 PM (IX2GI)
you are in NYC, not very much pollen there to be a problem.
How seasonal are your allergies?
You sure it is not dust from construction or pollution, both of which get around more in dry weather?
you should hit the steam room for long visits or at least take hot steamy showers morning and evening.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nick Thompson at April 24, 2018 04:39 PM (htCxB)
Since Trump's election IIRC, 6 hikes. Note also this is why federal deficit exploding, INTEREST on those $12 trillion of additional Obama debt after those rate federal reserve hikes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:39 PM (pw+jk)
When daily stuff isn't good enough, I've found Benadryl the only on demand solution. Oddly enough, when I need Benadryl, I don't suffer the effects of drowsiness. I'm sure this isn't how it works, but its as if its to busy fighting the allergy to make me drowsy.
Posted by: Leland at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (kB2km)
Posted by: Jim T at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (i2Dd+)
Good luck... it can be miserable.
Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (6Krd7)
for an allergist but I have a feeling that'll take like two weeks.
Eat some local honey. No...the kind made by bees.....
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Unknownsailor at April
1, bureau of labor statistics has to have one of the least exciting sites in the universe and is not nearly as user friendly as it should be.
2, the fun, especially under obama, was with u12.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (MTjB1)
I take 2 benadryl, Nyquil cold and flu, and psuedoephedrine. All at once to take care of it. It's a ritual from March till May. I go from allergies to pneumonia quickly my entire life.
Posted by: Katie Tur at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (ctuyM)
There are no friends when booty and noods are concerned.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist at April 24, 2018 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
===========
Or virgin Albino horn.... No, not that horn.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (pw+jk)
If no Costco card, look for something with Loratadine.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (rDLZI)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM
Well, yeah, I have one (and a serious one, at that), but I'm still a bit peevish that you didn't call nood after claiming First!.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (UOZXc)
............
Hahahahahahahahahaha two weeks!
I would love to wait only two weeks to see an allergist.. the last time I had an issue it was going to be 5 months!
They told me since I had seen the doc before, they could squeeze me in as a "return visit" - in 2 months!
I hope it is better by you, Ace.. but pollen season may be over before you see an allergist.
As for suggestions.. I got nuthin.. daughter had the shots for almost 5 years to get rid of pollen allergies.. and that only with partial relief.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:43 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: SteveOReno at April 24, 2018 04:43 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM (hMwEB)
Yeah. Unless you have other allergy symptoms, this makes me think you might have other issues. I don't recall whether my eyestrain was causing burning (I vaguely recall it might have), but vision problems should be attended to by a ophthalmologist.
After 29, it seems that the ability of your eye to flex and focus diminishes, which, with increasing strain can cause headaches, in my case, and possibly stinging, IIRC. Also the ophthalmologist recommended against OTC eyedrops as potentially drying out the eye, also, IIRC.
I am due for a prescription update, and I previously had 20/20 or better well into my late '20s.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 04:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 24, 2018 04:43 PM (nGK4k)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (ctuyM)
There are no friends when booty and noods are concerned.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
well, announcing the new thread in the middle of an existing, well commented thread is poor form. similar to standing up in the middle of a dinner party and announcing that the ice cream man is driving by the front of the estate and then knocking over the chair and bolting for the front entrance.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:43 PM (MTjB1)
I have recently been introduced to a Nasal Wash system, forcing a saline solution through the nose into the sinus cavities. It washes out all of the pollens and gunk, do it 2 or 3 times a day (or as much as needed, actually) it will clear it all out, and with continued usage, will keep it clear. It's really helped me!
They are available through most grocery stores, or for certain at drug stores, and are inexpensive (I think I paid like $12 for mine)
Posted by: chefwes at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (fAbo4)
Eating strong horseradish ought to clear that up. If not, then at least you had the enjoyment of the horseradish.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (8gDQu)
anyway the eyewash wull provide immediate temporary relief
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: not the mama at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Gke0j)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ctuyM)
You are much too young to be this jaded.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (gbWkA)
The science behind that seems to be sound. I think there's something to that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (3dsTO)
78% of the time it works EVERY time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (pw+jk)
Honduras,
Guatemala,
El Salvador,
Belize,
applying because they're too scared on account of the presidente.
Posted by: I Cried at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (loZXu)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist at April 24
whore's charge extra when they have to deal with a virgin.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (nFwvY)
Is that the stuff you can only get over-the-counter? I tried the Claritan you can just buy off the shelf and it hasn't done much.
I just tried the eyewash I bought from the drug store. For one minute, my eyes felt soothed and my vision was clear.
Then they started burning again and got bleary.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: chefwes at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (fAbo4)
I see that commercial on TV all the time. It kind of skeeves me out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (pw+jk)
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009 failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would, its ex-secretary has said.
That's like awarding the Lombardi Trophy to the Cleveland Browns before the season starts and hoping they'll go 16-0
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: chefwes at April
has to be a bad idea
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (MTjB1)
I just heated up some water to do that.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (8rNrN)
Bet there's a PronHub category for that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (3dsTO)
This only makes it manageable though. Some symptoms still persist. And Benadryl makes some people drowsy.
When all of these fail, I treat the symptoms liberally with gin.
Damn those Rothschilds and their infernal weather machines!
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:41 PM (J567a)
Small price to pay to live amongst the longleaf pines.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (If3tB)
My wife used to have allergies real
bad. She went to an allergist who said she was allergic to nearly
everything. He gave her monthly shots for a year, then started her on
some kind of allergy drug (not OTC).
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: chefwes at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (fAbo4)
I see that commercial on TV all the time. It kind of skeeves me out.
...
I've been doing that some time in order to keep my nose clear at night so I can breathe through it while I sleep. But I haven't done it in weeks. Will soon rectify that.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Locarno at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (Ao0PP)
Mucinex will help if you have chest and nasal congestion.
I've had allergies since I was a baby- took shots for twenty two years, and frankly, Flonase is the best thing ever.
Posted by: Moki at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (fiGNd)
I treat ice cream socials as a bloodsport. .
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
immediate -- and very temporary. I got sixty seconds of relief.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (8rNrN)
Crocodile Dundee dumped all the coke into the hot water.
"Take that in. That'll fix you right up, mate."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: f2000 at April 24, 2018 04:27 PM (ndqCM)
Sorry to hear that. I need at least 8 hours a night...
Posted by: Sexual Trumpasaurus Rex at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (0CeRG)
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009 failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would, its ex-secretary has said.
Idiots.
_____________________
Would have made more sense to give it to John Lennon, posthumously.
He talked about wanting peace too. And unlike Obama, he also had a hit song. That made Lennon much more accomplished and worthy of the peace prize than Obama, who only talked about wanting peace. And didn't have a song.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM
Imagine no Obama...
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (2NqXo)
point where the only solution was a Benadryl-induced coma. I finally
went to an allergist and did a five-year stint with allergy shots, where
they essentially inject you monthly with the stuff you're most allergic
to, in order to build up your body's immunity. It didn't get rid of the
allergies, but it did get my body to the point where over-the-counter
medications were effective. For the past 10+years, the only thing I need
is Flonase, which you can get pretty much anywhere.
Good luck... it can be miserable.
Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM
.
.
.No $hit. when I had my heart cath they OD'ed me on straight liquid benadryl to get me relaxed. Knocked me the fvck out it less than 45 seconds after they put that in my IV.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (+Dllb)
yup just boiled some water. should be sterile.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
allergies. I've taken the advice to swallow one the horse pills once a
day, and may seasonal allergies are far less severe this year. In the
past, I wondered how people with respiratory problems survived any given
April.
Posted by: Leland at April 24, 2018 04:34 PM
Ok, I'll get over my peevishness, because Fen and grammie would want me to, not to mention that either or both might withhold the molded lime green jello with shredded carrots and cottage cheese at the next MeMo.
The above, with the updated Instapundit recommendation to take 2 500mg capsules a day (morning/evening), instead of 1 1000mg one.
My wife used to live on AllerClear (Costco's version of Claritin). This regime has gotten her off of that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)
Idiot, that's a cure for hallitosis. You need to gather fruits with no seeds and squeeze their nectar into a pumpkin, hollowed out by hand. Gather wood from dead trees that have not touched the ground and burn them on a pyre with the pumpkin in the middle of said fire. Then you swing the cat around your head three times.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (Kuhyt)
He talked about wanting peace too. And unlike Obama, he also had a hit song. That made Lennon much more accomplished and worthy of the peace prize than Obama, who only talked about wanting peace. And didn't have a song.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2018 04:37 PM
Imagine no Obama...
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April
why ruin a perfectly good thread by mentioning john lennon?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
Eating strong horseradish ought to clear that up. If not, then at least you had the enjoyment of the horseradish.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (8gDQu)
So horseradish with Prime Rib is doctors orders to cure allergies? ok, I don't have allergies but think I will try it as a preventative.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Take it from someone who's had five sinus operations: it does work, but you have to be careful not to overdo it. If you do try it, start out doing it every other day or every third day. Then, increase as needed.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: chefwes at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM (fAbo4)
I see that commercial on TV all the time. It kind of skeeves me out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:45 PM (8gDQu)
It works. I have a chronic sinus infection and have been using one since I had surgery to clear out the inflamed passages. My ENT also prescribed a steroid rinse that I add to it to bring down the inflammation when I have flare-ups.
Posted by: not the mama at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (Gke0j)
went to an allergist and did a five-year stint with allergy shots, where
they essentially inject you monthly with the stuff you're most allergic
to, in order to build up your body's immunity.
so... that method takes years, and only results in a lessening of symptoms?
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (PEcU2)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:48 PM (8rNrN)
Should probably stir that ... with your schwanz ... just to be sure.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: ace at April
you have to sterilize the pot too. really not a good ting to do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:46 PM (8rNrN)
Better to boil it to kill all the nasties, and then let it cool to around 105-110F.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Dp6qK)
I need an over the counter something for age, I guess. Like 6 days in a row, its something different. First the knee, then my back, then some weird stomach bloat, then my neck, now a raging headache.
Ageease (tm) - for random crap that happens to you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (J567a)
I have recently been introduced to a Nasal Wash system, forcing a saline solution through the nose into the sinus cavities."
Netti pot. They are AWESOME for sinus infections. Its not real comfortable to do but the results are undeniable.
Posted by: Lowfibass at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (BrqlK)
Are you sure you haven't developed conjunctivitis, allergic or otherwise?
Posted by: Locarno at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (Ao0PP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (8rNrN)
Let's just say it can 'congest' ye olde prostate, and interfere with your youthful micturition.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: ace at April
you have to sterilize the pot too. really not a good ting to do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (MTjB1)
Complete waste of time ... if you don't sterilize the stove first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (fiGNd)
------------------seriously, read the horror stories about Afrin. It works until it stops but then you'll be addicted.
Use it like crack, no more than 2 doses every month. I.e, for emergencies when you just can't fucking breathe.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (rdl6o)
I'm just saying that the commercial is kind of icky. There are a lot of commercials like that, these days. I remember back when they would only call toilet paper "bathroom tissue" on the commercials. Now ... sheesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (8gDQu)
i don't know what that is.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Kuhyt)
Dammit was about to say that.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (mpXpK)
Wifey has allergies to late summer stuff in the Midwest: ragweed mainly, I think.
Her symptoms all but disappeared once she began working in a HEPA environment.
Shower immediately after coming inside, keep the sheets changed. Have one room that you can keep as dust-free as possible, close the registers, keep the window closed in that room.
Of course, hydrate. Rotate the allergy meds every few weeks.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (Pvsoz)
they essentially inject you monthly with the stuff you're most allergic
to, in order to build up your body's immunity.
so... that method takes years, and only results in a lessening of symptoms?
Posted by: ace at April
did that when I was a kid, more than ten years. started with two shots weekly, went ton one shot once a week. you should keep doing it forever. once you quit the benefits start to wear off. should you quit for a year or so you are basically back at square one should you decide to start again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (zB2xb)
Ha!
I can't believe I haven't heard that one yet. Of course, I've been boycotting the MFM for years.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (oVJmc)
Wear a face mask or bandana or something when you go out, pretend you're black bloc.
And don't eat or drink anything that could be the slightest bit allergenic.
We usually have a threshold, and now that you are in "react mode" every little thing can make it worse.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (gbWkA)
/s
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (J567a)
actually, that can very well be it - mold or even dust in the house
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)
My tip - start medicating early and often. At the first sign of an attack (itching tongue is my first indicator). Don't wait till the damn thing is full blown to take action, suppressing an immune response is much easier than walking it back.
Allergies often start a few years after you have moved to a new area.
Keep the house as dust free as you can. And air filtration unit for the bedroom makes the most sense (you spend half your day there anyway).
Lastly, hit it with more than one medication. Each medication suppresses a different allergen receptor in the body. You body has a lot of different receptors (fuck you body!). Sometimes a med will suppress one receptor, but that isn't the one causing most of the problems. Allergists have told me to combine more than one drug without a problem - say allegra and Claritin.
Lastly - Flonase, up the nose. Probably the most powerful stuff out there. Combine with Claritin and Allegra. Crush that allergy.
Oh and lastly lastly - some people swear by the Neti pot. I dunno, I tried it, it helps, but ...I'm just not that into Neti.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fftfA)
look, just look it up.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (Kuhyt)
i've done that and it does work for a bit. i'll do that some more.
The problem is, of course, that this is day after day after day and I'm just fucking tired of it.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (zB2xb)
With that reminder. That is what the ophthalmologist recommended in place of using eye drops.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at April 24, 2018 04:52 PM (zB2xb)
interesting
I do the opposite - cool compress for allergies
hot compress I do for eye styes
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:54 PM (MTjB1)
yup just boiled some water. should be sterile.
Posted by: ace at April
you have to sterilize the pot too. really not a good ting to do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (MTjB1)
Complete waste of time ... if you don't sterilize the stove first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:51 PM (fiGNd)
==========First, you have to sterilize the nose. The CDC recommends 3 ounces of 123 degree water in each nostril to prep.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
Still it's good to get an allergist to check you over, to see if there are other allergen triggers you have developed.
Posted by: Moki at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (V+V48)
went to an allergist and did a five-year stint with allergy shots, where
they essentially inject you monthly with the stuff you're most allergic
to, in order to build up your body's immunity.
so... that method takes years, and only results in a lessening of symptoms?
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 04:49 PM (8rNrN)
Jumping in unadvisably probably, but I had testing done as a child bcz mine were so bad. For instance, allergic to grass and hair. Anyway, had 2 shots a week for 3 years. It did lessen the reactions greatly. I also took allergy medicine in the summer.
Hated it then, but now glad I did it. I don't know the efficacy as an adult taking them, but having them done as amchild helped me the rest of my life.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (xE5n0)
21 Local honey. Lots of it. Couple different vendors.
Wear a condom. Keep plenty of mid-sized bills in the wallet stored discretely.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Kuhyt)
Dammit was about to say that."
---all obama's brilliant policies needed were to have them rescinded and withdrawn in order to work. In many ways, Obama's power, wisdom, and might are only exceeded only by his mystery.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 24, 2018 04:56 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:56 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 24, 2018 04:56 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
Sounds great ... except you're going to need a sterile pot to heat that water in. And a sterile stove.
I bet your kitchen is a nightmare. Well ... you're going to have to sterilize the entire thing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 04:57 PM (aC6Sd)
It is all i use anymore. But it was challenging to learn how to use them initially.
After breaking a ceramiic neti pot in the shower one morning i found a 4 oz baby botle ( plastic) and ive been good.
Distilled water brought up to 98 degree with two pinches of kosher salt stirred in well put in the bottle.
Make the hole in the nipple just a bit bigger.
Do in shower is best. Takes some getting used to but it works. Flushing the sinuses will greatly lessen the chance of sinus infection.
This may not be for everyone but...
Posted by: Lone ranger at April 24, 2018 04:57 PM (oiTjH)
Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at April 24, 2018 04:57 PM (IIOyJ)
-----actually, many people blame Indiana's gun loop holes for this violence.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:57 PM (Kuhyt)
It is all i use anymore. But it was challenging to learn how to use them initially.
After breaking a ceramiic neti pot in the shower one morning i found a 4 oz baby botle ( plastic) and ive been good.
Distilled water brought up to 98 degree with two pinches of kosher salt stirred in well put in the bottle.
Make the hole in the nipple just a bit bigger.
Do in shower is best. Takes some getting used to but it works. Flushing the sinuses will greatly lessen the chance of sinus infection.
This may not be for everyone but...
Posted by: Lone ranger at April
you mean besides all of the people mentioning pouring a saline solution through his nose and discussing the importance of sterilizing the water?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
> The Clairitin :- halts the allergic reaction to everything - non-drousy too.
> The D :- Decongests your swollen eyes/face/nose by reducing the amount of Tears/Snot production and so drys your eyes/nose so you stop swallowing all of it, and then you have to cough it up and swallow into your stomach, or spit it out every few minutes, from now on...
Or until you freaking take a freaking Clairatin-D already!!!
P.S. If you don't have to show ID to buy a cold medicine, then it's not worth buying. YMMV
Posted by: MoJoeTee at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (qqi3j)
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 04:56 PM (Kuhyt)
I highly doubt that ass is sterile.
You're going to need a pot ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (Rrifi)
Those nasal thingies are, I think, responsible for one of the worst upper lung infections I have experienced. They must be a petri dish u squirt up the nose. Avoid.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (BVj79)
It is all i use anymore. But it was challenging to learn how to use them initially.
After breaking a ceramiic neti pot in the shower one morning i found a 4 oz baby botle ( plastic) and ive been good.
Distilled water brought up to 98 degree with two pinches of kosher salt stirred in well put in the bottle.
Make the hole in the nipple just a bit bigger.
Do in shower is best. Takes some getting used to but it works.
Flushing the sinuses will greatly lessen the chance of sinus infection.
Just sayin
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (pw+jk)
Maybe you should go see a doctor and ask them to look for an Iris Infection.
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (J567a)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:53 PM (fiGNd)
I was reading the HQ one time and some Jim Beam shot up through my nose.
Straight to my head. Instant drunk.
shh. don't tell Lil Wayne.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (J7XgW)
Pro tip: Kill the cat first or you eyes will be clawed rather than itchy.
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (FhXTo)
grew up outside nyc, moved there after college. had miserable allergies up until I moved to nyc then, after moving to nyc, never ever again. there is not enough pollen in nyc to be a problem for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (0tfLf)
Neilmed nasal rinse kit.
It's a plastic squeeze bottle with a bunch of pre measured combined salt and baking soda packets. Mix with warm DISTILLED (!!!) water and flush your sinuses two or three times daily.
You be amazed at what has been hiding in there.
Stay away from the steroidal "cures" (Flonase, et al.).
The distilled water is a MUST. Bottled plain drinking water in a pinch (no Evian, please!). Especially avoid any tap water.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (HuTfj)
Straight to my head. Instant drunk.
shh. don't tell Lil Wayne.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (If3tB)
You left out the most important part ... how were your sinus cavities ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (Rrifi)
Amateurs. I saw a bunch of Indian yogis doing that with fishhooks on a line. And one of them put it up his nose and pulled it out his eye. Now, that really skeeved me out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (t8kZU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 04:44 PM
Ahem. The check you sent for my special 'jade eggs' with a note to read "Dearest Barrel, (note-that's what I think it reads, if that's not correct, please correct when you send a money order) XOXOX forever, -- Scogg" has bounced. I know you wanted this for your first month's anniversary, so please take care of this as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
-- G
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (ctuyM)
It's too bad my role on The Grinder didn't work out!
Posted by: Fred Savage at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (ZOYtg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (n+6mJ)
Straight to my head. Instant drunk.
shh. don't tell Lil Wayne.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 04:59 PM (If3tB)
======
No water, ice, or carbonated mixer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 04:57 PM (aC6Sd)
I think plastic sporks are the only allowable edged utensil in the UK these days! They'll be regressing to finger foods in no time at all!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM (5NMZN)
Bottle brush.
Posted by: SHEP! at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (Dp6qK)
Conjunctivitis
The chief symptom is an insatiable desire to use the words "and", "but" and "if".
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (3dsTO)
--
What's the best anal cleanse technique? Is boiling water involved?
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 04:58 PM
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How much time do you have?
Posted by: Shep! at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (UOZXc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (fiGNd)
No sniffles for a month!!!
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (IqV8l)
What I'm getting is your eyes are being affected by allergens? And your nose?
Let's start with your eyes.
Get these:
OCuSOFT lid scrub Eyelid Cleanser.
It removes the stuff that builds up.
Amazon probably has if you want to read more.
I use them on eyebrows, eye area, to remove anything that seems to be causing irritation, after nothing else works. Especially during pollen season.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (xE5n0)
http://tinyurl.com/pct9egx
Nobel secretary regrets Obama peace prize
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009 failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would, its ex-secretary has said.
Idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM
As if the NPP means anything anymore except a political award.
Eff 'em.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2018 05:02 PM (0tfLf)
We've heard this before. Hell, they'll just reuse scripts from the Reagan years.
Posted by: George LeS at April 24, 2018 04:26 PM (/ki+X)
Or W's. Heck, it was their go-to elision - "McJobs", "Minimum Wage Economy", "all part-time jobs".
Not true, of course, but it was snappy.
They then instituted Obamacare; which discourages full-time employment at decent wages with it's 28-hour rule and employment limits. We had *nothing but* part-time employment growth from then on. And no MSM chin-pullers about it, either.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (2kiKp)
Posted by: runner at April
that is an entirely different problem. mold that affects allergies, or the mold that most people have allergies have more trouble with them in the winter months.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: skimming through at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (+INtM)
About 3am I believe I tried to hump my TV. It still looks at me side-eyed.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (3dsTO)
Claritin is better than Benadryl.
Zyrtec (or even Allegra) is better than Claritin.
Flonase nasal spray (cheaper generic from Costco) is better than Zyrtec.
My doctor said if things get bad for a few weeks, it is ok to combine more than one remedy.
In my opinion, there is ZERO value in suffering without taking any of these that work for you.
Posted by: Reggaeman at April 24, 2018 05:04 PM (NciVs)
Posted by: Moron Bleu Cheese Culture at April 24, 2018 05:04 PM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:04 PM (gbWkA)
I bet your kitchen is a nightmare. Well ... you're going to have to sterilize the entire thing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018
Behold the power of the Magic Microwave.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2018 05:04 PM (HuTfj)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 24, 2018 05:04 PM (EVJ0V)
If you need to go stronger, Zyrtec is good. And it is 24 hour so you don't need to mess with reminders...which is good. Zyrtec has a lot of coupons and stuff that come out and you can save a lot.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (xE5n0)
Conjunctivitis
The chief symptom is an insatiable desire to use the words "and", "but" and "if".
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 05:01 PM (3dsTO)
"If" is a preposition.
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (lKs2v)
If anything, ACE, you should really be promoting a healthy mold growth in your ... Den ? Lair ? Whatever.
Start with this ... lay some cheese out underneath the refrigerator.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (t8kZU)
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
--
mold can develop throughout the structure, in between walls, roof joints
- it lives year round, enters the HVAC circulation system. it is not a
seasonal thing. would need a specialist equipped with chemicals to get
rid of it.
Posted by: runner at April
------------------
Can also be caused by water lines damaged by nails or screws used (for example) while hanging shelves.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
------take, for example, bernard stuksis who has yet to find a job, despite being an avid bee keeper who, in his spare time, sells vests knitted out of cat hair on Etsy.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (Kuhyt)
Nothing dustier than a glacier-scoured landscape in the windy spring.
The clouds look like a weird color of brown-gray from the dust blowing up in the sky.
Naturally, this weather event isn't nearly as news-worthy as an occasional snow in the NYC area, but it matters to some of us.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)
Didn't sleep too good last night. Nor did the cat.
Good news is...
we're getting a kitchen remodel. /s
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru and coach at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (ctuyM)
It felt okay for a minute and now the itchiness is starting to come back.
man, I am tired of this.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (8rNrN)
About 3am I believe I tried to hump my TV. It still looks at me side-eyed.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (3dsTO)
Have you tried turning it back to its normal position. Your humping may have caused it to turn on its swivel.
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:03 PM (MTjB1)
==
mold is an allergen, regardless of season or source
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (Rrifi)
Then all of the people brought their favorite plants and now we have it just as bad.
I don't really "suffer" from allergies, but it seems everyone has it bad.
All the medical technology, you would think this problem would have been solved decades ago.
Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (lKmt3)
That growth will give us around $60 billion in extra tax income this year.
Obama robbed us of the better part of a decade with his subpar growth polices.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (iv0p7)
Come to think of it, that is my solution for most things.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (G8hDY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:00 PM (gbWkA)
I thought they broke than when they were done making him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bill Clenis at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (3dsTO)
It removes the stuff that builds up.
I've done that. Well, with some no-name drug store brand.
I'm not sure it helped.
I also trimmed some dangling eye brow hairs on the theory that maybe they were touching my eye or something.
Basically I've done just about everything.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
Heh. That's exactly what happened to one of my employees. One brad shot through the quarter molding.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: runner at April
sure, but different types of molds are better and worse. some molds are less of a concern for their allergenic properties than for the fact that they will kill you.
people do not bag houses and show in in tyvek suits to get rid of some minor molds causing allergies.
molds that affect most peoples allergies are usually a problem in the winter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)
The lubricant oil glands in the lower eyelid start to fail in some people as they age. Not to worry, there are new state-of-the-art treatments.
Posted by: Speller at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2018 04:40 PM (pAx+1)
Nice. beat me to it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (iv0p7)
Put some tomato juice on it and change your name to Mary.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (8rNrN)
Ace, it may be an eye-lubricant problem.
The lubricant oil glands in the lower eyelid start to fail in some
people as they age. Not to worry, there are new state-of-the-art
treatments.
Posted by: Speller at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (pSotA)
So WD40 then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (oiTjH)
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
Yep, Ace: You're never living that down.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (2kiKp)
It felt okay for a minute and now the itchiness is starting to come back.
man, I am tired of this.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:06 PM (8rNrN)
I'm sorry, I can't read enough posts fast enough to understand your major malfunction.
I know those personal steamers I see advertised are raved about for sinus and all kinds of infections.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (xE5n0)
Basically I've done just about everything.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8rNrN)
How often does an Ewok have to get shaved to live in polite society?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (5NMZN)
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yeah, go with that, doc.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8rNrN)
Find something else to try.
We sure don't want you to turn into Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM
The Horde-tested Cannibal Bob protocol involves a soldering iron, a maxi-pad, and duct tape.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:09 PM (o7tuA)
Maybe a good lithium grease.
I'm shocked at the unbelievable amount of disinformation here regarding mold ... or as I call it ... The Miracle Fungus.
I really hope Ace pays these charlatans no mind.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: G
Clorox. Pure Clorox.
Posted by: William Kristol at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (r9UYA)
tomorrow just do the flonase and zyrtec
use a facemask
by Thursday you should feel lots better
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (hMwEB)
I also trimmed some dangling eye brow hairs on the theory that maybe they were touching my eye or something.
Basically I've done just about everything.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8rNrN)
Those cut hairs can get in your eyes. I braid mine.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: runner at April
willing to put up the sources of my information against yours any day of the week professor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Locarno at April 24, 2018 05:11 PM (Ao0PP)
I use OTC and that at least helps me get through the work day.
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8rNrN)
So, it is allergies? Nose and eyes?
Recent or long standing problem?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (xE5n0)
tomorrow just do the flonase and zyrtec
use a facemask
by Thursday you should feel lots better
==
that's a lot of meds...
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (pMGkg)
hm, I'll try washing my eyebrows more. Good idea.
I'll try anything. Even showering.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)
***********************
My Yahoo feed never has any positive news regarding Trump or the Republicans.
Diamond and Silk are suppose to testify before the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday morning regarding censorship, social media filtering practices and their effect on free speech.
Google, Facebook and Twitter reps. invited.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:10 PM
The ones from Cleveland?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: scooter (not libby) at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (p1BAr)
Recent or long standing problem?
...
both recent and long-standing. When it started to get warm, I got bad allergies and they've persisted for three weeks or more.
I didn't have allergies until a couple of years ago. Didn't even really know what they were. Maybe I'd have some sneezes on a super-high-pollen day but that was about it.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (8rNrN)
Why won't he listen ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (r+sAi)
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Conjunction.
Subordinating conjunction introducing a dependent clause.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (Rrifi)
Ace has Andy Rooney eyebrows.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (MVjcR)
I didn't have allergies until a couple of years ago. Didn't even really know what they were. Maybe I'd have some sneezes on a super-high-pollen day but that was about it.
Posted by: ace at April
have you been in the same apartment for the entire time that your allergies have been a problem?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (MTjB1)
Recline and stay that way for about an hour.
Take the rest of the day off.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (lV4ho)
then PROFITS!!
Irritated eyes? A nice capsaicin eyewash....
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (zSVEm)
*I am not a medical professional*
But 'bolusing' should be put in the AoSHQ Emergency Medical Manual.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (o7tuA)
A can of hairspray, a Zippo and a dollop of J-B Weld
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (bUjCl)
my theory is that you basically have to nuke your immune system back into place once it's run wild
btw I'm not a doct so caveat reader
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (hMwEB)
LOL
http://tinyurl.com/pct9egx
Nobel secretary regrets Obama peace prize
Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama in 2009
-
"failed to achieve what the committee hoped it would,"
its ex-secretary
has said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)
No it didn't. They wanted to increase the Messiah effect for the MSM. it worked.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (bB4HN)
296 I blame my allergies on Pine trees. Mostly because I just hate pine trees.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (Rrifi)
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Come visit WeaselAcres.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (MVjcR)
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I buy this stuff - Ocean Water or something like that - which comes in a
little bottle with an orange cap. It's a nasal rinse and is available
at drug stores. When I'm in a really dry place like Arizona, or
anywhere my allergies are bad like the farm, I rinse the hell out of my
sinuses. Not sure if it really does anything but it makes me at least
feel like I'm treating the problem.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM
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Ocean Water is probably cheaper at Sonic.
Posted by: irright at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (pMGkg)
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Find some reason to go visit the neighbors and see if that helps.
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: X-ray at April
who hates pine trees? why?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (r+sAi)
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Conjunction.
Subordinating conjunction introducing a dependent clause.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (0jtPF)
I'm thinking of "of" nevermind.
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Old Man Peabody, Hill Valley California, 1950's at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Zombie Jethro Bodine at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Campbell Brown at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: The Platters at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:17 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (0OmEj)
I can't help someone that won't help themselves.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (fiGNd)
btw I'm not a doct so caveat reader
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April
yeesh, would rather have the allergies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
Did you get a prescription?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (hMwEB)
hm, I'll try washing my eyebrows more. Good idea.
I'll try anything. Even showering.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:12 PM (8rNrN)
You might have face mites. Tea tree oil shampoo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (t8kZU)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycfuvh5l
1) Do you own a Shop Vac?
B) I am not a doctor.
Posted by: Underdog at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:15 PM
And if so, is the problem BS or PS?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (ctuyM)
I didn't have allergies until a couple of years ago. Didn't even really know what they were. Maybe I'd have some sneezes on a super-high-pollen day but that was about it.
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2018 05:13 PM (8rNrN)
You can develop older onset allergies, but it is rare. It is pollen season so I have flare ups, but I get drunk tired. It's really weird. Can't stay awake.
I'd try Zyrtec and see if symptoms improve at all.
Pur Mist Humidifier would work for allergies or colds or sinuses. I even want to get one.
People think allergies are no big deal, until they experience them. Then they realize how much of a big deal they are. They are a PITA.
Also, do you have plants or flowers about?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (xE5n0)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2018 05:19 PM (t8kZU)
Mange ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (lV4ho)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: G at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: John Hurt's stomach at April 24, 2018 05:21 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:14 PM (fiGNd)
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Doesn't beer have a lot of antihistamines in it?
Or maybe that's an old wives' tale.
Or, more likely, old husbands' tale.
Heh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 24, 2018 05:21 PM (nGK4k)
ACE ... you're going to need a shit-ton of used motor oil. Don't ask any questions. Go. Now. Get the oil.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:21 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April
s = shelves?
well, if there is a body or bodies in the wall, the drilling may have punctured the plastic bags that they were wrapped in allowing allergens out or mold spores in which would explain the allergies.
probably not a problem since they will eventually claw their way out of the wall and murder you in your allergy medicine induced sleep.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (MTjB1)
==
mainlining mold, sterilizing with Jack Daniels and drinking Yuengling....ok
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)
Well that's good. Do you still get to drink?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (xE5n0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (o7tuA)
YETI severed ties with the NRA and is now engaging in damage control after a backlash from many of its customers. In early March, YETI refused to place a previously negotiated order from NRA-ILA, citing "recent events" as the reason - a clear reference to the tragedy in Parkland, Florida. YETI then delivered notice to the NRA Foundation that it was terminating a 7-year agreement and demanded that the NRA remove the YETI name and logo from all NRA digital assets, as well as refrain from using any YETI trademarks in future print material. While YETI is trying to spin the story otherwise, those are the facts. While Yeti can choose to run from the NRA, they can't run from the facts.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... pany-logo/
Posted by: William Kristol at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (nGK4k)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (MVjcR)
I own 40 acres of pine forest it would be a lot more useful if it was a better fuel for keeping the house warm.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (Rrifi)
336 Wease, I have your buzzard feathers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 05:20 PM (lV4ho)
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Great!! Thanks! I think they will add the cosmopolitan flair the sombrero has been lacking.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (iv0p7)
Probably not good medical advice to advise chewing tobacco. But it'll clear ya right up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
How about snuff or cocaine or both?
Posted by: William Kristol at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
The Nobel prize for Peace has been a total joke pretty much all of its existence. It has, in more recent decades, become a bad joke. The only qualifications, these days, to get a Nobel Prize for Peace is to be anti-Western. That's pretty much it. Barky certainly satisfied that criterion. In spades.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (8gDQu)
Record low unemployment? Need moar illegals, per the CoC.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)
Also cut down on dairy until you get it under control. Dairy causes the underlying inflammation that the pollen then irritates.
Posted by: PJ at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (qlTN9)
Hmmmm....could be.
Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
She didn't even mention it so I take that as a yes!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (dUJdY)
I don't mean to paint with a broad brush, because I know some homeless are mentally ill, and some are in their state through true misfortune. But, in my barely considered opinion, I believe a large percentage are there through their own poor choices.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (8iiMU)
Loratadine* 10mg every day at the same time. it only w*rks if you keep a steady state of it in your system, due to its mechanism of action.
no prescription needed, but check with your pharmacist about drug interactions if you are on any other meds. it's pretty benign, but why take chances.
seeing the allergist is a good idea though, to see what other options you might have.
* same same Claritin.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (w0xwb)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (lV4ho)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (o7tuA)
Texas, however, is reducing unemployment while absorbing blue state refugees at the same time.
Posted by: aelfheld at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Zombie Jethro Bodine
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Grammie Winger's Lutefisk Soap works even better!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (0jtPF)
Step 1 - Rub the motor oil all over your body. Like a shampoo.
Step 2 - Avoid any ignition sources.
Really, Step 2 should be Step 1. But, if you're still reading this, everything is OK. And, if you're not, well Hell - you did have the Mange, after all. That's not really a life worth living.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Zombie Leonid Brezhnev at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: davidt at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:16 PM (MVjcR)
I own 40 acres of pine forest it would be a lot more useful if it was a better fuel for keeping the house warm.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:23 PM (Rrifi)
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I spent 3 days working on the farm this weekend and was surprised my allergies didn't act up much. Maybe I'm cured.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: aelfheld at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (IxDhF)
Keep rubbing that motor oil in, Ace. More. More, damnit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (mtfdF)
Let me guess: Home schooling?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Wikalista at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (5Ft2z)
DEA agent strips naked, defecates in front of another agent's hotel room, sources say
"The sources, who shared their story with this writer on the condition of anonymity, also provided the Washington Examiner with digital photos of the poop-stained floor."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (o7tuA)
Local Honey is supposed to help woth that. If you are into believing the hippy types.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (xxW3N)
That often happens on the 27th birthday.
Posted by: ArthurK at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (O29hh)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (b8HGm)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (0jtPF)
Chevy Chase is a disgusting human, but those faith healer scenes in Fletch Lives were comedy gold.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:25 PM (gbWkA)
Jobs. Jobs. Jobs.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:22 PM
Yah, BS = Before Shelves, and AS = After Shelves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (zSVEm)
Terrible advice. The mustard is the worst.
Now Ace, if you have a White Castles nearby ... placing those on your eyes is probably a solid step.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: nuclearjim at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (gVRcP)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Didn't someone suggest leeches for that?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (lV4ho)
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I figured that's what you meant! Thanks again!
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (MVjcR)
Take Benadryl.
It's safe enough that my vet prescribed it for my mom's 13lb Shi Tzu. Had to cut the pills into 1/4s.
Posted by: qzy at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (yQKRr)
Posted by: Fauxahontas at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (Dp6qK)
OH and BTW.. had my endoscopy today. Bad case of gastritis. Thankfully it was nothing worse.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)
Jewel, if they gave you the "GERD" diet, try it, see if it works then when it doesn't------ cut out all sugar, all, as in under 12g, dump all grains and starches and keep carbs under 50g. Eat all the meat, eggs, cheese, vegetables, and fats you want including the 'acidic' food they tell you to quit. I completely eliminated all, as in ALL stomach issues doing this. The sugar (and I mean from fruit, bread, milk, starches like potatoes and corn, and grains) was the problem. Add plain greek yogurt everyday to provide probiotics. Only drink tea (unsweetened) and water. Coffee is fine too, despite what they say as long as there is no cow's milk or real sweetener.I haven't had a single stomach pain, indigestion, reflux, etc since I started this last July. Before that, I struggled with it every single day with a whole long host of awful symptoms.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: davidt at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (h2Bdk)
>Any suggestions? Remedies?
Have you tried drinking your urine?
Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Wikalista at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (5Ft2z)
Chevy Chase is a disgusting human, but those faith healer scenes in Fletch Lives were comedy gold.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (iv0p7)
A good movie about faith healers, imo, is " Leap of Faith", with Steve Martin....
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (zSVEm)
you are going to get an injection of nearly everything you could be allergic to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Fauxahontas
Ground cayenne pepper.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:29 PM (MVjcR)
-if you are using eye drops with perservatives, stop. I'm allergic to those and it made my eyes worse. Get the single vials without preservatives.
-Close your place up and put on the A/C. Shower and get rid of all the pollen clothes...in a hamper or something closed.
-Dust and vaccum
If after 24 hours you are feeling better, it is a good bet it is pollen, outside allergens.
But also check for anything new you've brought in the house and are using. Cologne even. Skin cream. I've had allergic reactions to both these things.
Get that Pur Mist thing.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (xE5n0)
It was your choice not to Slap the required Hot Iron. Nobody but yourself to blame.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (fiGNd)
Meh. The real trick is doing it right under your boss and coworkers' noses.
Posted by: Denver EPA Agent at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (W+vEI)
Didn't someone suggest leeches for that?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)
I didn't get that one because they SUCK blood, increasing blood flow. All the other advice was sound though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (o7tuA)
DEA agent strips naked, defecates in front of another agent's hotel room, sources say
"The sources, who shared their story with this writer on the
condition of anonymity, also provided the Washington Examiner with
digital photos of the poop-stained floor."
Probably was just trying to get rid of his allergies.
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (gbWkA)
know some homeless are mentally ill, and some are in their state through
true misfortune. But, in my barely considered opinion, I believe a
large percentage are there through their own poor choices.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM (8iiMU)
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a large portion of the vagrants here in Lost Angels are either mentally ill and refuse treatment when offered, illegals, and drug users/drunks who prefer to live on the streets and stay high, rather than rejoin society. then you have the people who just want to live that way, instead of being part of main stream society.
there are programs and relentless outreach to help the rest that don't fall into those broad categories, but there is nothing that can be done with those who WANT to live that way, no matter how much money we throw at the problem.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (w0xwb)
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (J567a)
Plenty of people will tell you that duct tape will clear up a wart. I tried it for a month straight and all it did was make the wart smell funny. Went to the GP and got it frozen. Cleared it right up.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (+lOpA)
Barley does contain histamines, antihistamemines that affect some people but they taste good!
Posted by: Norm at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (oiTjH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:24 PM
Yer alive because we saved your head, and therefore your *ss, ain'tcha?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (ctuyM)
Take Benadryl.
It's safe enough that my vet prescribed it for my mom's 13lb Shi Tzu. Had to cut the pills into 1/4s.
Posted by: qzy at April 24, 2018 05:28 PM (yQKRr)
Yeah... but Benadryl makes you sleepy. That's fine on a lazy Sunday, but if you're trying to work it's not a great solution.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (h2Bdk)
I'd rather die first than give all of that up. Wait...I'm already dead.
Posted by: Zombie Leonid Brezhnev at April 24, 2018 05:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:31 PM (J567a)
Local Honey (and Honeys)
Valu-rite
Hobo hunting
Mix and repeat..
No Really.. Local Honey does work but, you need to consume it everyday and I do not know how that would work for GAINEZZZZ..
Posted by: catman at April 24, 2018 05:31 PM (Jo0Kj)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:31 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:27 PM (xxW3N)
Local Honey? She lived in town?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2018 05:32 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:32 PM (zSVEm)
I was only half kidding about the chew tobbaccy.
The snuff would be an interesting experiment for allergy people.
the cocaine, well that's illegal, so only use following your drug pusher's advice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:32 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 05:32 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Zombie Leonid Brezhnev at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (ahV/f)
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first generation antihistamines usually have that side effect on people.
the newer ones, Zyrtec, Claritin, etc, don't, but they also don't help if you have a sudden allergy attack or breakthrough, for the same reason they don't usually cause drowsiness.
as with most things in life, it;s a trade off. you need to take them all the time during whatever allergy season you're allergic to, or they won't provide protection from symptoms.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (w0xwb)
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (ahV/f)
clear up a wart. I tried it for a month straight and all it did was
make the wart smell funny. Went to the GP and got it frozen. Cleared
it right up.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM
Duct tape doesn't work well for those kind of warts in that area.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
usually after a week you can drop the flonase to just as needed use
so then he'd just be down to zyrtec or whatever daily pill for the rest of spring
but yeah, that's why prevention is better than letting your allergies get bad
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: bonhomme
I had a keretosis(sp) removed on my right temple. That liquid nitrogen stung like a hot poker...for hours.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)
First be sure it's not something new in your home environment like mold, or mites in your carpet or furniture. (If you have an indoor/outdoor pet, that can happen all of a sudden).
Second, have a full spectrum allergy test done to identify your sensitivities.
Allergies can develop out of the blue later in life, even when you never had such troubles before.
My late wife was surprised like this, and she had to depend on Benadryl frequently for relief.
Good luck!
Posted by: Lenord Pinth-Garnell at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (7A6l6)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
So you can kill enough of of them where they finally fear you?I need to get the Stihl tuned up.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (Rrifi)
The good news is that Ace already has the greasy anal discharge so, that side effect isn't gonna be an issue.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (xxW3N)
Except that at least a third of these "remedies" sound pretty dodgy, and post #289 is positively lethal.
Posted by: Anonymous7 at April 24, 2018 05:34 PM (5aqWh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (zSVEm)
you did ! ok, then. I think there is plenty of good and solid medical advice to help Ace with his mold problem.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at April
391
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (MTjB1)
Bob ... quit being such a dramatic pussy. The required remedy was suggested - quite early in fact.
It was your choice not to Slap the required Hot Iron. Nobody but yourself to blame.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (fiGNd)
Hey shut up Scogg. I did it,once I ran out out breath from the screaming and crying, and yellin "don't listen to them!" and Heidi tripped me up, jumped on me, and slapped the hot iron on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (o7tuA)
I've had two frozen off. One on the bottom of my foot, the other on the back of my hand, near the base of my thumb. Thankfully they were both nearly painless.
I'm sorry you had that experience.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (iv0p7)
-------------------------------
Should've tried superglue then!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: catman at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (Jo0Kj)
436 I spent 3 days working on the farm this weekend and was surprised my allergies didn't act up much. Maybe I'm cured.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
So you can kill enough of of them where they finally fear you?I need to get the Stihl tuned up.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (Rrifi)
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I dropped a few leaning over the road as a warning to the others.
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)
Did it leave a scar?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (xE5n0)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: catman at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (Jo0Kj)
Sounds like a good way to end up in the ER.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (h2Bdk)
Allergies? Immersion therapy. Get your nose right into the pollen. Own that bitch. Snort it right into each nostril, like it was prime Columbian cocaine on a hookers ass who just finished peeing on the Obama family bed.
If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger, or so I've heard.
/ insert standard disclosure of non-medical advice and advice worth 1/20th of one cent, non-redeemable, subject to local terms and conditions, void where prohibited, etc.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (kufk0)
And ... you're still here. So it worked, didn't it.
Now - don't you feel silly for being such a big baby.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (h2Bdk)
I mean, we don't even know if he followed the advice regarding the directionality of his FIXA.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)
Barley does contain histamines, antihistamemines that affect some people but they taste good!
Posted by: Norm at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (oiTjH)
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Duct tape, superglue, ....and beer!
What can't they do?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: catman at April 24, 2018 05:36 PM (Jo0Kj)
Xanax and Red bull
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (J567a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (MTjB1)
440
Posted by: runner at April
well, 320 would be better since it refers to leeching, 391 was merely the first use of leeches.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
Sheesh, missionaries trying to make quota at the end of the month will try anything!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2018 05:39 PM (iv0p7)
I do keep liquid Benedryl in the house for potential anaphylactic shock as well as an epipen. Apparently, the liquid Benedryl will arrest the anaphylaxis before you need the epipen. Taking a zyrtec everyday will also help to prevent anaphylaxis. No one wants to take Benedryl on a regular basis unless they WANT to go to sleep.
Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2018 05:39 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)
I doubt it... he's still alive...
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM (zSVEm)
Lasts 24 hours. Doesn't make you "buzz" or get dried out or incr heart rate.
Buy it otc generic at Walmart. Pricey but worth it.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:37 PM
You'll be hearing from us.
Posted by: Goop's legal team at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:30 PM (ctuyM)
OK...yeah....alive to be here with you guys.....living proof to pass along the medical techniques.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Woodstock Hippie at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Nature Bee Bee Pollen at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (Dp6qK)
and yellin "don't listen to them!" and Heidi tripped me up, jumped on
me, and slapped the hot iron on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM (o7tuA)
For a guy that hasn't felt the touch of a woman in a long time this is pornographic.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:07 PM (hMwEB)
after they tore up the floor.
Made it through Matthew. Leaky drain pipe got us.
I feel good about it though.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (If3tB)
The Los Angeles times did run an article on Sunday talking about low unemployment. I didn't read the article, though, so I don't know what the context of the article was.
Posted by: junior at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (PzKK9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:41 PM (o7tuA)
Just don't breathe.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:38 PM (xxW3N)
So, tourniquet applied to the neck for 30 minutes 3 times daily until allergies are no longer a problem? Got it.
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (gbWkA)
me, and slapped the hot iron on.
You are just lucky I was on duty that day, mon frer.
Posted by: garrett md at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Valerie Plame, super spy at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (jHKl7)
Did it leave a scar?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
No. Not at all. The treatment gave me a freeze blister that turned into a scab that fell off in about a week.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (r9UYA)
where may I find this fun video?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
Got you bro.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ze7jEdz5VQ
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Dana Loesch at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist
"But not oral sex. the mouth is for eating."
--Ugandan President
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dear Ugandan President,
Make up your mind.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (IeDO8)
breath from the screaming and crying, and yellin "don't listen to them!"
and Heidi tripped me up, jumped on me, and slapped the hot iron on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:35 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Maxi-pad and Duct Tape at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (ctuyM)
Hillary is goingvto own up to being a screeching harridan, I see from the sidebar.
Good for her!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (GTgMm)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Ace's Ugandan Allergist
"But not oral sex. the mouth is for eating."
--Ugandan President
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dear Ugandan President,
Make up your mind.
Posted by: Hillary!
She does not know the way...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (AM1GF)
No problem with Allegra D. No side affects. 12 hours doses work fine each morning and dont need to take at night. The "D" versions of all these allergy meds are behind the counter...but dont require prescription.
Posted by: Fustigator at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (3T0z0)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (Q7M5N)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Gollum at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (jHKl7)
Whos in? I'll hold your territory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: The fissh at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: kraken at April 24, 2018 05:40 PM
I read somewhere on the interwebz that this is actually, like, Ace IV.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (ctuyM)
Ha, that was good monk. Need to make a gif of those 4 seconds when he runs until he says "Oh God!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Maxi-pad and Duct Tape at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM (ctuyM)
No! When can i take it off?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 24, 2018 05:46 PM (b8HGm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM (ctuyM)
Doesn't he have facial reconstructive surgery every two years?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (Dp6qK)
gotta go blitzkrieg on your immune system to show it who's boss
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (jHKl7)
Posted by: garrett md at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob "reserve your franchise now!" at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 24, 2018 05:47 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (PEcU2)
beautiful lady, not a good look. like chroming a porsche.
besides, you should not wear white before memorial day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (r+sAi)
Seriously, get a good old fashioned cleaning solution like '20 Mule Team Borax' to clean your bathroom and shower area.
The new stuff doesn't kill mold worth a fvck.
Boric acid. Acid is good. Kills stuff seriously dead.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: ustuplay at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (olvG6)
Posted by: garrett md at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (IqV8l)
Uh oh. At the Federalist
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (If3tB)
That's a big crime.
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (J567a)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (kufk0)
looking. my invention (just thought of it) is a plug for each
nostril..oh and with holes in.
Whos in? I'll hold your territory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (o7tuA)
So you are only alive today because you met Heidi?
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (PEcU2)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (LOgQ4)
Does it get soap scum off my tub?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Starlet at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (djCea)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (xxW3N)
Uh oh. At the Federalist
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:44 PM (If3tB)
That's a big crime.
Posted by: Monk
Like banks. Too big to prosecute.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Melania at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (Rrifi)
Ya know. Probably. At the least, I'm not in prison. But she has to work on it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor <<<
And every time a reader catches on to the Facebook / Democrat trickery Trump's margin ticks up a little bit more.
Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Flo at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (kufk0)
I thought she looked lovely.
Macon's mom was nicely dressed too. I hope she finds him a nice girl to marry some day.
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 05:51 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM (J567a)
Reminds me of the time when Trump suggested to hillary in a debate that she should spend some of her own money.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (xxW3N)
Did Warwick Davis fall out?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (mq4CN)
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (pQplJ)
Correct. Like I've been saying, where does it end?
At some point, someone will pull the cord because otherwise, the US, as we know it, is going down.
That will never happen.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (xxW3N)
Does it get soap scum off my tub? <<<<<<
What kind of crazy person uses soap?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
Not me! everyone knows you don't wash the natural oils off your body.We have separate bathrooms btw.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (o7tuA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrZsGbO6N0
Posted by: goon at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (PEcU2)
well, the money *becomes* hers. after she launders it. ever see Superman 3?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (jHKl7)
Posted by: ustuplay at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM
Should be in everyones medicine cabinet. Kills 'pink eye' dead before it kills you dead. I actually had a cousin who died of spinal meningitis. It started out as pink eye. Naphcon A woulda killed it before it killed her.
If you wear contact lens you need serious stuff to kill little problems before they become big problems. Naphcon is the man for the job.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (LOgQ4)
That's the lottery I want to win.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)
Seriously. I've had severe allergies on and off for my entire adult life and a good acupuncturist can do wonders.
Posted by: Paco33 at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (J/mO8)
I SAWED THIS NOSE IN HALF!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2018 05:50 PM (IqV8l)
That dude will end up like Billy Mays.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (If3tB)
Went into a GNC and asked for both, the clerk looked at me as if I were some kind of alien life form.
Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (J567a)
Posted by: joe dagostino at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (eq2/x)
Not really! They told us to suck it up as it was the way things just are.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)
Bad for business because all you can find are dopes.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (If3tB)
well, the money *becomes* hers. after she launders it. ever see Superman 3?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 24, 2018 05:53 PM (jHKl7)
That's the rub. I wonder how many people intended to violate campaign finance law this way, with the reassurances that hillary would win and nothing would come of it. I wonder if Trump knew when he made that comment.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:56 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Shirley Nightengale, fiction authoress at April 24, 2018 05:56 PM (Co9e8)
FEC Records Indicate Hillary Campaign Illegally Laundered $84 Million
Pfffft! Probably not one tenth of whatever she threw through the washer and wringer.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2018 05:56 PM (W6iva)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 05:56 PM (+lOpA)
Also the microwaveable sinus masks are wonderful.
Order them from Amazon or Walmart may have them.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2018 05:56 PM (PvFoN)
Can't be just old age, can it?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (X8DLV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
Funemployment, the ability to focus on your cowboy poetry, etc. All justifications for a piss poor America-hating dumbass.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (jHKl7)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (RuIsu)
rumor has it that she lked to sleep on a bed of $100s and pretend she was demi moore in indecent proposal.
everyone knows that if hillary slept in something it had to be laundered the next day.
literally dirty money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (MTjB1)
Not really! They told us to suck it up as it was the way things just are.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
No. The Media spent 8 years running up the cost of Bourbon while telling us the economy was great. #FTIP.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (If3tB)
I loved how CNN reflexively did an extended bit on Madame Obama's "style" today. It's like they're mustering forces in the face of Melania's year-long fashion glitzkrieg. Have they ever done something similar for our current FLOTUS?
Ha! I kid!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 05:58 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Aragorn at April 24, 2018 05:58 PM (xxW3N)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:48 PM (LOgQ4)
Does it get soap scum off my tub?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:49 PM
It doesn't dare even begin. I'm serious. Coat your shower walls with the stuff and as it slowly works its way down over the course of a month or so it's a veritable kill zone for anything attempting to grow.
Once a month is my usual shower cleaning ratio. Because I'm energetic as fvckall.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:58 PM (LOgQ4)
Can't wait to see what she wears to the state dinner tonight.
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:59 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 24, 2018 05:43 PM (Q7M5N)
Drug sales down! Doctors unemployed. School nurses purplexed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:00 PM (JFO2v)
Best of Wishes
Posted by: FH Leghorn at April 24, 2018 06:01 PM (Sy/kN)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:59 PM (jm1Y
Unless Assange or Snowden leaks it, you wont have a clue.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 06:01 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Maxi-pad and Duct Tape at April 24, 2018 05:42 PM
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No! When can i take it off?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 05:45 PM
Never. But you can change it a time or two every decade or so to help maintain that "fresh feeling".
Posted by: Maxi-pad and Duct Tape at April 24, 2018 06:01 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 05:59 PM (jm1Y
She's dressing like Barbarella.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:01 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Kuhyt
Wrong. You need to put cool water up your butt and boil it in situ with a curling iron. For best results. For the children.
Posted by: Old Wife at April 24, 2018 06:02 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 06:02 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (+lOpA)
It's kinda tough to launder your sheets when you're laying in them, amirite?
Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (sdi6R)
of us in my neighborhood can recall. I do not usually have any
particular reaction to the annual pollen, but this year I did."
We still have snow in the yard and ice on the lake. So pollen issues have been minimal. Can't argue that's a benefit though.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 06:04 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1)
Once a month is my usual shower cleaning ratio. Because I'm energetic as fvckall.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 05:58 PM (LOgQ4)
Excellent!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 06:04 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 05:57 PM (Dp6qK)
homoercotic cowboy hiaku
bend over clem please
not until the biscuits done
okay i kin wait
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (sdi6R)
It's fabulous.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 06:05 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1)
---
That's how I felt when you wouldn't stop at Pink Taco.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:05 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2018 06:03 PM (sdi6R)
While on the topic, Rolling Blunder and Sitzkrieg were two good horde creations during the reign of error.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)
Still available in PA IIANM, first time I saw bulletproof glass - in the 70s.
Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2018 06:06 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (J567a)
Pretty much, except when they were on their knees before him.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:01 PM (qJtVm)
Or that Ann Margret dress in bye bye birdie
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: LL at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (X/yK/)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (FISVQ)
Plus a teaspoon of local honey.
Posted by: LL at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (X/yK/)
and 4.5 oz of Titos
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
we will make sure you get nothing but pink taco this time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (J567a)
Is Drudge a NeverTrumper?
I've never been there.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2018 06:09 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 06:07 PM (J567a)
He's gone over the edge.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 06:09 PM (If3tB)
I haven't read the comments above yet, but you've done the right thing, ace. As we age, our susceptibility to allergies increases each year and without intervention it only will get worse. Our immune systems continually get weaker.
The time between early Spring and the use of air conditioning is the worst. Spending a few bucks on drape and carpet cleaning is advised, as is changing all air filters on a routine basis.
Eating local honey, and this hasn't benefitted me personally, also is believed to boost immunity to allergies.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2018 06:09 PM (Ne9GA)
of us in my neighborhood can recall. I do not usually have any
particular reaction to the annual pollen, but this year I did."
We haven't had the pollen yet, but I know when we do it means I need to shut the place up for a few days and run the A/C...otherwise I will feel miserable...like the flu. Just depends on how bad it'll be. Also to jump in shower once home and wash off pollen and put on fresh clothes.
That's why I told Ace to do similar, b/c if it is allergies, he will feel much better within 24 hours. Then he'll know which doc to choose.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 06:09 PM (xE5n0)
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Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (qJtVm)
Well she looked stunning today in a white belted suit and matching hat. Madame Macron looked nice too. I think she's had some plastic surgery.
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 06:11 PM (lV4ho)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (aC6Sd)
Buying alcohol in PA is more perverted than Sandusky.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: sumdumchief at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (C5oX6)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (jm1YL)
---
I think she ate a sammich.
I actually like her 60's outfits.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:08 PM (aC6Sd)
PTSD allocation?
Does Mercedes have chance this year?
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (qJtVm)
5 syllables; I fixed it
yer assless chaps flap
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
the remarkable thing is how well they have held up since she bought them in the 60s.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)
She knows what she's doing.
Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2018 06:13 PM (If3tB)
I liked it. I think the ladies may have coordinated. Both were wearing white.
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 06:13 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2018 06:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018
I think that stuff is basically pumice. Volcanic.
Pompeii survivors consider such use inconsiderate. Or used to a couple hundred years ago. Before they died of old age.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 24, 2018 06:14 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: sumdumchief at April 24, 2018 06:12 PM (C5oX6)
Plus burns off ear hairs
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2018 06:11 PM (lV4ho)
Discussing allergy meds, funny new "words", Melania's outfit, and Lena Dunham's moobs have been referenced. How much more open do you want this thread to get?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 24, 2018 06:15 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 06:10 PM (Rrifi)
This sounds mildly erotic.
Posted by: Monk at April 24, 2018 06:15 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Tuna at April
hat looked silly. really hope they did not coordinate the colors.
nothing surprising about the french wanting to wear white in case they have to surrender in a hurry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2018 06:15 PM (EDSlc)
Posted by: votermom
I use powdered dishwasher detergent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 06:16 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
==
wiki says oxalic acid is the active ingredient
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 06:18 PM (hMwEB)
@Breaking911 42s
BREAKING: Multiple Police Officers, Civilians Shot In Dallas, Gunman at Large - ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (EDSlc)
Pompeii survivors consider such use inconsiderate. Or used to a couple hundred years ago. Before they died of old age.
Still not too late for reparations.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rube at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (7XHPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (Dp6qK)
Also good for really, really dirty pots and pans. Sprinkle in bottom of pan, fill with hot water and let sit overnight. Crusty, baked on mess comes off in a breeze the next morning.
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 06:16 PM (LNPd9)
what a good idea!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 06:20 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 06:20 PM (LNPd9)
good
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2018 06:21 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (aC6Sd)
@Breaking911 42s
BREAKING: Multiple Police Officers, Civilians Shot In Dallas, Gunman at Large - ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2018 06:19 PM (LNPd9)
Shoplifting turned attempted murder?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: blackadder's barber at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (xE5n0)
Editor!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:23 PM (qJtVm)
Nice Dominican lady I keep in the basement.
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 06:23 PM (gbWkA)
You better pay my bitches!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
lol, she is running kushner?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 06:24 PM (Rrifi)
Editor!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:23 PM (qJtVm)
Editing as a second language.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 06:24 PM (Dp6qK)
But it has carbs, doesn't it? I guess there are always tradeoffs.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2018 06:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: concrete guy at April 24, 2018 06:25 PM (N9hGI)
Or use diatomaceous earth.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2018 06:25 PM (RuIsu)
lol, she is running kushner?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:24 PM (MTjB1)
----
His soft hands are in high demand.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:26 PM (qJtVm)
Editor!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:23 PM (qJtVm)
Editing as a second language.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April
so, two cops and at least one non-cop were wounding people at the home depot?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
Eat Local Honey, stay healthy
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:26 PM (aC6Sd)
Sea?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2018 06:27 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2018 06:27 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: sumdumchief at April 24, 2018 06:27 PM (C5oX6)
Posted by: Satan at April 24, 2018 06:27 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Satan at April 24, 2018 06:28 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2018 06:28 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 24, 2018 06:29 PM (xQfPr)
I should probably stay away from honey
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 24, 2018 06:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2018 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
*juggles moobs*
Posted by: Lena Dunham
Is this some kind of Bill Cosby seduction?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2018 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 24, 2018 06:30 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
A local thai restaurant opened up with a big banner that said "Now Opening!"
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 24, 2018 06:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2018 06:31 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: blackadder's barber at April 24, 2018 06:22 PM (VBKy9)
I've had leeches that my willy were attached to. Very expensive to get rid of in lawyer and court costs.
Posted by: X-ray at April 24, 2018 06:31 PM (Rrifi)
Side benefit is you'll get YUUUGE in your gainzz with the extra steroid pumping thru your blood.
Posted by: Allergic to Liberals at April 24, 2018 06:31 PM (8OSRr)
I love them on both men and women.
When outdoors, Melania wears sunglasses a lot of the time, which is a departure from normal behavior for POTUSes and FLOTUSes. They're supposed to be bare-faced for the photographers at public events.
I think glare may bother her. It does me.
Hence the shades --- and the hat. (?)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2018 06:32 PM (0jtPF)
Briefly, it's reuniting the human body with the harmless organisms that were part of our biome before we got all civilized. The "Hygiene Hypothesis" supports the idea. Thousands of personal stories confirm it.
I don't fault you if you think it's crazy. I had to hear it from three sources before I started to take it seriously. It works, and it resolves a long list of autoimmune disorders -- which are rare in parts of the world where people still walk barefoot.
Look at the wiki and if you have any questions about my experience, e-mail me.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 24, 2018 06:33 PM (+Abq4)
It is time to bury the children of he greatest generation. Because the best part of them ran down moms ass crack.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2018 06:33 PM (FIEUz)
* * * * * *
Worse yet, try getting a lawyer off your willy. Not recommended.
Posted by: MSTisdale at April 24, 2018 06:34 PM (8OSRr)
Posted by: Tommy at April 24, 2018 06:56 PM (yEAdf)
Honey that is local to your area.
Local 'honeys' are always the best . . . the foreign types might be Russian hookers, and you never know what they'll do for you, or *to* you.
Unemployment rates?
No sense reporting any real news - doesn't fit the narrative, and The Narrative must be obeyed.
Posted by: MAGA Overlord of DOOM - Master of the Burning Pyres Stop the Witch Hunt - Stop the Coup ! at April 24, 2018 06:59 PM (urS61)
Posted by: GWB at April 24, 2018 07:07 PM (IEo5i)
Beware of Zyrtec!
https://www.drugs.com/sfx/zyrtec-side-effects.html
Took it for a week last month, and felt crappier than I have in years.
Posted by: Yonason at April 24, 2018 07:08 PM (EIUgY)
Ace, I eliminated my allergies three years ago with helminthic therapy. by Michael Rittenhouse
* * * * * *
Can't Ace just simply stop wearing shoes and stop using the toilet?
Posted by: MSTisdale at April 24, 2018 07:09 PM (8OSRr)
"...a recovery stronger than any particular political persuasion."
Translation, "Don't credit Trump and Republicans."
They just can't tell the truth, no matter what.
Posted by: Yonason at April 24, 2018 07:10 PM (EIUgY)
When I hit about 22 I became rabidly allergic to ragweed. From late August through about the first frost. Could not smell anything, could hardly taste anything, plugged up like a mofo with sneeze attacks that would knock me down.
Tried all kinds of treatments even including steroid shots that lasted about a day or two. Tried weekly shots for a year that did no good and went back and when it didn't work and they doubled it to twice a week. No better.
Did the Claritin/flo nase gambit for years to little avail. Someone mentioned local honey and with nothing to lose I tried it. Haven't had an allergy pill or spray for 4 years. Unbelievable but it worked. I now enjoy going to football games again or anything else in the fall that I had missed for so long.
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2018 07:11 PM (0SEK8)
I use Mucinex for a constantly runny nose, and an great eyedrop called Retaine. It is a preservative-free lubricant and takes care of all that irritation. You can get it on Amazon.
Posted by: liz953 at April 24, 2018 07:27 PM (frv51)
Posted by: Sawdust at April 24, 2018 07:43 PM (JhV3K)
I live in rural USA so I can get local honey easy. For a NYC apartment dweller, befriend your local beekeepers. Check out the NYC Beekeepers Association, maybe they can hook you up with honey in your neck of Manhatten. http://www.bees.nyc/
There is also a NYC Honey Week apparently! It probably brings out the hipster snowflakes, but if you get legit beekeepers they might be cool.
http://www.nychoneyweek.com/
Posted by: LizLem at April 24, 2018 08:05 PM (hvf9s)
Works everytime.
Posted by: Wil at April 24, 2018 08:11 PM (48ZKH)
1. Ketotifen fumarate eye drops if itching is localized to eyes.
2. Wash face after outside to inside transitions.
I used to take claritin. When cats moved in with me I switched to Zyrtec because my eyes stopped itching on it. Allegra is your third choice. One of those, and only one, works best for most people. If dying, use all 3.
Posted by: CJB at April 24, 2018 08:21 PM (vO3u5)
For ALLERGIES - zyrtec every day. AND FOR YOUR EYES - ask your pharmacist about an antihistamine eye drop. Such a thing exists. Your pharmacist can tell you which one is best.
Posted by: Reine at April 24, 2018 08:48 PM (U3qOI)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2018 09:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Liveprool Euro Royalty at April 24, 2018 09:32 PM (eyGG1)
Posted by: m at April 25, 2018 02:43 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Mikey at April 25, 2018 03:04 AM (8B+LT)
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Posted by: RigelDog at April 25, 2018 12:53 PM (lwZCr)
Posted by: SgtPete at April 25, 2018 01:04 PM (N7LjR)
BTW: I never had allergies before but began getting them about two years
ago. I have been made pretty miserable the last three weeks from
pollen. I don't know what to do about this. My eyes are always burning
and my vision is actually distorted.
Any suggestions? Remedies? I've contacted my doctor to get a referral
for an allergist but I have a feeling that'll take like two weeks.
I have a similar problem every year as winter turns to spring. A friend suggested Target red eye relief drops -- best 99 cents I ever spent.
Posted by: Dodd at April 25, 2018 01:05 PM (GkFxX)
Posted by: Carol Aguilar at April 25, 2018 05:57 PM (NWwMg)
Do a real 3-4 day fast a few toughest try to reset your immune system and allergies. You will probably have to experiment whether or not you introduce the problem immediately after the fast or not. Then tell everybody what you found.
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