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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Thomas Sowell points out, in "Economic Facts And Fallacies," that "The percentage of black families with incomes below the poverty line fell most sharply between 1940 and 1960," and the pace of the decline slowed in the 1970s. He also points out that the movement of Blacks from agricultural work to white collar occupations doubled between 1940 and 1960...before the Civil Rights act of 1964.


I'm not holding my breath waiting for this tectonic shift, but any rational analysis of the Democrat policies with respect to Black America reveals a damning generation-spanning policy of contempt, manipulation and overt destruction of what was once a success story. The problem is that the Democrat party is marvelous at decoupling their own policies from their campaign messaging.

Until the Republican establishment learns how to connect the Democrats with the failure of Black America, and more importantly offers its own better alternative, it will continue to lose urban America.

[a gentle reminder: this is not an opportunity for Ace's nonexistent secret racist friends to declaim their opinions]

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This is a nice breakdown of the arrogance, contempt, and just plain bitchiness of Carten Z. Turner, who is identified in this article as a (former!) Port Authority commissioner, but is also a former official with Hillary Clinton's national finance team and a co-chairman of the Financial Committee for Ready for Hillary.

I for one am surprised that an upstanding Democrat party operative and Hillary Clinton supporter would behave in such a shocking manner.

The 16 most appalling moments from the astonishing Port Authority commish's viral video

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I could have told you this. In fact I have known this since I was about 12-years old.
Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer
By the way, Ace's sidebar comment about feminists and their flaunting of overt sexuality is an interesting point. A true feminist would accentuate her femininity and hint at her sexuality rather than bash us over the head with coarseness. But of course there are very few true feminists in the ranks....
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1 noodmonkey

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (0bRDi)

2 Yay! I summoned them.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (0bRDi)

3 Look at the NYT lynching picture on page one today.

The donks are scared.

1ST?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (pw+jk)

4 YO!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (p6e8W)

5 Chimp is early this morning.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (lt1vl)

6 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (5ndb9)

7 I would say lose 5% of the black vote and the democrats are at best a regional party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (pw+jk)

8 The lesson, once again, is never go to New Jersey. It is a silly place.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 10:54 AM (CClpm)

9 Until the Republican establishment learns how to connect the Democrats with the failure of Black America, and more importantly offers its own better alternative, it will continue to lose urban America.


The Kanye West-ing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:54 AM (2ifxQ)

10 New Jersey is rational. The people are there to feed to the public unions. Like every blue city/state.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (pw+jk)

11 "I'll have those n****rs voting Democrat for 200 years" -- LBJ

Nah, brah. Only about 60.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (Q7M5N)

12 The feminist movement went from "I am woman, hear me roar" to "I am woman, look at my Va-Jay-Jay" awfully quick, didn't it?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (3sOO0)

13 Punk ape is a klepto. Look at all of that jewelry.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (r9UYA)

14 Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (aW5/6)

I left you a reply at the previous post.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (0bRDi)

15 As we run up to the mid-terms, for every success of conservatism into the Black America, you can expect another media-fueled riot somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (0tfLf)

16 > Look at the NYT lynching picture on page one today.


Oddly with no mention that almost all of the lynchers were Democrats.

Just an oversight, I'm sure.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (Q7M5N)

17

Black feminists with boobs cause port tectonics? Say what now?

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (kmSBP)

18 Punk ape is a klepto. Look at all of that jewelry.
Posted by: Under Fire


Punk Ape has a magnetic personality.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (2ifxQ)

19
If Republicans win just 20% of the black vote they win states like New Jersey, Connecticut, Illinois, Michigan, and Virginia

If I had wings I would be able to fly.
Unless I were a penguin, or an ostrich or a turkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (IqV8l)

20 Young black men are the most likely to be willing to vote for Trump and Republicans. Unfortunately they are also the group most likely to be disenfranchised by previous arrests.

Black women appear to be a lost cause. They would vote 120% Democrat if they could.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (QQ+il)

21 The feminist movement went from "I am woman, hear me roar" to "I am woman, look at my Va-Jay-Jay" awfully quick, didn't it?

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Thing is, no sane man wants to look at a feminist's hoohaw.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (pw+jk)

22 I like Kanye and dislike Eminem.

Am I racisting wrong?!?!?

Posted by: Double Secret Racust at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (t7aa8)

23 Yeah, but if winning 20% of the black vote requires Republicans like Yertle McTurtle, so 'moderate' that they won't actually advance supposedly conservative ideas, what is the point?

The variation is only in the speed with which we slip into totaliterian socialism and ultimate D victory. If R's are going to shift from defending as conservative what D's were achieving 10 years ago, to progress D's achieved against our founding values 15 years ago....we still lose in the end.

We don't need R's. We need limited government. And there is very, very, limited appetite for limited government on either wing of our uniparty. At least until the worst offenders on both wings are dangling from the gallows.

Posted by: Rather Not at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (oPogG)

24 Isn't "feminist" pretty much an oxymoron?

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (0+nbW)

25 I saw Tectonic Shift open for Rational Analysis at Summerfest 1978

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (so+oy)

26 Let the demagoguery begin!



Posted by: Democrats with torches and pitchforks at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (8iiMU)

27
Look at the NYT lynching picture on page one today.

Is that because of the Alabama lynching museum that opens today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (IqV8l)

28 > Thing is, no sane man wants to look at a feminist's hoohaw.

Yeah. I went to one of those "slut walks" one time (because, hey, naked sluts).

Man, was that a mistake.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (Q7M5N)

29 Come for the beaches, stay for the bloodbath!

Bloodbath in Cancun: Five dead bodies are found in a car at the vacation hotspot as drug cartel war spills onto the beaches of the Mexican resort town
Five bodies found in a car in Cancun in what is likely yet more cartel murders
Car parked in front of a gym that was threatened and near prosecutor's office
More than 100 people have been murdered in holiday spot this year alone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

30 Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (Q7M5N)

Nixon won a majority of the black vote in 1972.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (5ndb9)

31 Black women appear to be a lost cause. They would vote 120% Democrat if they could.

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Oh but they do. Sometime, like in Detoilet they vote 160% democrat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (pw+jk)

32 If I had wings I would be able to fly.
Unless I were a penguin, or an ostrich or a turkey.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

what abut me?

Posted by: Your Aunt w/testicles at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (FZYNt)

33 Until the Republican establishment learns how to connect the Democrats with the failure of Black America, and more importantly offers its own better alternative, it will continue to lose urban America.

But that would mean winning.

And winning would mean governing.

And governing means being held responsible.

And being held responsible means you might lose your phony-baloney job!

Nope. Can't do it. Won't do it.

Hey, is that Joy Reid over at the cocktail bar? I've got to get her autograph!

Fuck you, serf!

Keep paying taxes!

Posted by: Your GOP Betters at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (kqsXK)

34 >>Punk Ape has a magnetic personality.

LOL. Punk ape avoids the TSA metal scanners at the airport.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (r9UYA)

35 The entire basis of the democrat party and their philosophy of how government and society should operate is based on their belief that blacks are an inferior race.

How else do you explain affirmative action?

How else would the results of inner city schools be tolerated?

It should be the mission of the republican party, its members and supporters to drive this point home in every interview, article and conversation.

Quit being defensive on the issue of race and take a radical offensive stance.

Posted by: Jwest at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (/roJx)

36
Look at the NYT lynching picture on page one today.

The donks are scared.

1ST?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (pw+jk)

Weren't there a lot of lynchings in NYC itself in the period just before the time period normally quoted by the Left as the heyday of lynching in the South?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (OCmih)

37 I'll say this again: Get 5% and it's business as usual. Get 10% and you can win. Get 15% and it's a tectonic shift. Get 20% and it's an extinction level event.

They're that all in on identity BS. Kill that and they're toast.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (AM1GF)

38 >>>Black women appear to be a lost cause. They would vote 120% Democrat if they could.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (QQ+il)
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They do.

How else can you explain Maxine Waters?

Posted by: Buses to the polls at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (t7aa8)

39 Look at the NYT lynching picture on page one today.
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I'm betting they don't mention this:

"The New York City Draft Riots occurred from July 13-16, 1863. Originally spurred on by the poorer New York citizens and their distaste for the Federal draft during the Civil War, many rioters starting targeting African Americans because they felt that the Civil War was a war about slavery, and many (mostly Irish) immigrants viewed African Americans as the reason that many of their sons and brothers were being forced to fight and die in the war. Many lynchings occurred across the city, with African Americans being dragged through the streets and hung from lampposts and trees, sometimes being set ablaze. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:59 AM (jbcJ8)

40 Trump got it:. What do you have to lose?

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2018 10:59 AM (Z5y53)

41 Blacks know they are being replaced by illegal aliens and other migrants economically, socially and politically by the Dems. West by acknowledging and at least semi-approving Candace Owens may have jump-started a preference cascade. And what exactly did they get out of eight years of Obama but BLM and more racial grievance. Nothing but economic slide-back. This is the one thing the Dems do not want.

Posted by: Lester at April 26, 2018 10:59 AM (LfJIn)

42 Is that because of the Alabama lynching museum that opens today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Amusingly, it's a very rainy day for it. Should dampen (pun intended) the race-baiting a touch.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 10:59 AM (AM1GF)

43 A true feminist would accentuate her femininity and hint at her sexuality rather than bash us over the head with coarseness.

A true feminist such as Carole Lombard:

https://tinyurl.com/ya9mom75

BBL. Bunk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (kqsXK)

44 Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

Five others? Like this isn't enough?

http://bit.ly/raqwel-gif

Posted by: mindful webworker - apex of apes at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (TUUTu)

45 "Punk Ape has a magnetic personality."

Punk Ape has cheap jewelry too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (EyPfd)

46 pfft - blacks will never vote Republican. There's a lot better chance with winning over legal hispanic votes, at least most of them still believe in working for a living. It's not much, but it's something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

47 Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

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Fuck I should live to be 200 years old

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (FZYNt)

48 Weren't there a lot of lynchings in NYC itself in the period just before the time period normally quoted by the Left as the heyday of lynching in the South?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Those numbers/events are never mentioned, because shut up!

The figures are always post civil-war.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (jbcJ8)

49 Any rational analysis of the "Black" situation would show that the democratic party has hurt the Black Community. Any Rational Analysis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (5y11N)

50 Kanye tweeted about Trump's dragon energy.

Elon Musk tweets he is building a cyborg dragon.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (Z5y53)

51 Punk ape is an artful dodger.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (r9UYA)

52 51 Punk ape is an artful dodger.
Posted by: Under Fire

Dodgers suck this year

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (FZYNt)

53 >>>46 pfft - blacks will never vote Republican. There's a lot better chance with winning over legal hispanic votes, at least most of them still believe in working for a living. It's not much, but it's something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)
__________
Shut up cracker.

And watch Yeezus work his magic.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (t7aa8)

54
How else can you explain Maxine Waters?

Industrial pollution?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:01 AM (IqV8l)

55 Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)

56 "How else can you explain Maxine Waters?"

Bag of hammers gains speaking ability?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (EyPfd)

57 Democrat run urban centers should be all the evidence anyone needs to know that Dem policies are doomed to fail. NYC saw the difference first hand but still reverted back to failure. It seems logic won't work to change minds. At least not enough.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (n1b3L)

58 31 Black women appear to be a lost cause. They would vote 120% Democrat if they could.

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Oh but they do. Sometime, like in Detoilet they vote 160% democrat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM (pw+jk)

Pfft.

Posted by: 200% turnout in Philadelphia at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5ndb9)

59 I wouldn't underestimate the ramifications of rappers espousing freedom of thought......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (jjaLl)

60 How else can you explain Maxine Waters?


Affirmative Action

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)

61 Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer being thought of as feminine rather than feminist.



Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (oMtOd)

62 "Any rational analysis of the "Black" situation would show that the democratic party has hurt the Black Community. Any Rational Analysis"

We may have identified the problem.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (EyPfd)

63 44 Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

Five others? Like this isn't enough?

http://bit.ly/raqwel-gif

Posted by: mindful webworker - apex of apes at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM


I just added a couple of years to the lifeline!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (0tfLf)

64
Punk Ape has cheap jewelry too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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He always wears charms, diamonds, pearls galore
He buys them at the five and ten cents store

Posted by: Dion at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (jbcJ8)

65 I'm not holding my breath for a wholesale normalization of the black vote (i.e. a shifting split between the major parties over time), but Jukin's correct, even an erosion of 5% (or a decline in turn-out of 10%, same-same) in certain key "markets", and Dems bye-bye.


And CBD's correct comment about the GOP actually recruiting some of that vote, and not simply benefiting from it now and then, is correct - but reminds us of the remaining central problem.


The GOP remains a status quo blob, essentially forced into the majority by a desperate electorate rejecting an increasingly insane Dem party. Starting in 2010. And it *still* is doing close to nothing to implement the positions it runs on, which correspond to key, wildly popular policies.


Reflection of this, Trump's "legislative accomplishments" are among the worst of any modern president, close to zip. He can't even staff his administration.


Remains to be seen how the country can free itself from this trap.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (QDnY+)

66 Until the Republican establishment learns how to connect the Democrats with the failure of Black America

Here's how the response goes:

1. Saying that Black America has failed is racist.

2. Opposing legacy Great Society programs and their derivatives to combat the failure of Black America is also racist.

They must be made to pick one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (CClpm)

67 Henceforth, 25% of FIRST! spots will be reserved for those who are not as quick on the refresh button.

Thank you for your support.

Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (xBSm0)

68 "I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar"

You do mingle with some strange people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (EyPfd)

69 Saw some old Gunsmoke on TV and the posse was going out and lynching horse thieves. Marshal Dillon was infuriated that people were taking the law into their own hands.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (MIKMs)

70
Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer being thought of as feminine rather than feminist.



Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (oMtOd)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (ptqGC)

71 I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)
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Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (oMtOd)

72 46 "pfft - blacks will never vote Republican."


This is so wrong...

Blacks would be the easiest votes to get. They are conditioned now, with over 60 years of training, to look for a villian - some group that has held them back and prevented them from becoming wealthy and respected. All that needs to be done is to point to those responsible.

Once the cascade has begun, it will be the fastest political shift in history.

Posted by: Jwest at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (/roJx)

73 Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer being thought of as feminine rather than feminist.


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99% of hetero men think women should think that way too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (pw+jk)

74 without any info at all other than time in the jury room and also what happened last trial...it appears me to the cosby trial is headed to another hung jury.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (5y11N)

75 > 200% turnout in Philadelphia

In Chicago, we don't believe in disenfranchising people for trivial reasons, like them being illegal aliens, or dead, or even not yet being born.

Disallowing the rights of future children to vote disproportionately affects those who tend to have large families (i.e., Democrats).

Posted by: Chicago Vote Registrar at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (Q7M5N)

76 Man, do I hate those Paupuans.

Or is it Pupae?

The ones who turn into moths. Those guys. Hate them.

Posted by: Ace's Nonexistent Secret Racist Friend at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (CPk08)

77

Black Yeezus the Magic Dragon lives by the sea...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (kmSBP)

78 "Any rational analysis of the "Black" situation would show that the democratic party has hurt the Black Community. Any Rational Analysis"

We may have identified the problem.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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We need to have a national conversation about common sense common sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (jbcJ8)

79 And that's how the Yankees vs. Mets wars began.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (ptqGC)

80 I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)
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Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (oMtOd)

Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (5y11N)

81 The Democrats have been getting away with re-writing history and pretending it wasn't them in the KKK etc for decades. Partly they get away with it because the NE country club descendants of the abolitionists kept the views of "slavery or denying blacks jobs and votes is wrong -- but we don't want to mingle with blacks, we just want them to have 'rights' in the south."

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (84F5k)

82 An ancient Planned Parenthood.

Evidence for the largest single incident of mass child sacrifice in the Americas- and likely in world history-has been discovered on Peru's northern coast, archaeologists tell National Geographic.

More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550 years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chimú Empire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

83 Carole Lombard - mighty pretty.

Speaking of what helps men live longer!

Posted by: mindful webworker - glance and look away at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (TUUTu)

84 67 Henceforth, 25% of FIRST! spots will be reserved for those who are not as quick on the refresh button.

Thank you for your support.
Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (xBSm0)


FIRST!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (CPk08)

85 Look at who's in the CBC, which represents all of the most concentrated black voting districts in the nation. Just like in Africa, black voters want the "Big Man" (or woman) who will hand out goodies to his faithful followers, and that is ALL they want out of a leader. We got nothin' to offer them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)

86 Until the term 'acting white' is not an insult in the black community, there will never be any real change .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (n1b3L)

87 Break yo' minds outta the D and R trap. Time to give an option that isn't "Sell out" or "stay home".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (AM1GF)

88 Aha! So I was right!

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (oMtOd)

89 72 46 "pfft - blacks will never vote Republican."


This is so wrong...

Blacks would be the easiest votes to get. They are conditioned now, with over 60 years of training, to look for a villian - some group that has held them back and prevented them from becoming wealthy and respected. All that needs to be done is to point to those responsible.

Once the cascade has begun, it will be the fastest political shift in history.
Posted by: Jwest at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (/roJx)

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Political constituencies change all the time. A few decades feels like forever, but people do change.

The idea of labor moving from D's to R's was unthinkable a decade ago. Trump is making it happen at an accelerated pace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (aFMSC)

90 I caught a bit of Murderin' Morning' Joe this morning.

Joe and his side piece, Mental Mika, are still pondering how someone like Trump, "with no moral values" won over evangelicals.

Hypocrisy. How does it work?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (ptqGC)

91 "We need to have a national conversation about common sense common sense."

That shit should be banned within 500 yards of any public school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (EyPfd)

92 >I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)


Did he tell you to put your damn shirt back on?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (sjdRT)

93 Staring at boobs helps a man live longer? Perhaps it lessens the chances of dying by natural causes slightly, but angry wives are certain to balance the scales.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (DxWUs)

94

Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

Azaria said on Tuesday's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that he hopes the Fox animated show makes a change, and he's willing to step aside if necessary.

Azaria said: "I'm perfectly willing and happy to step aside or help transition it into something new. I really hope that's what 'The Simpsons' does."

He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

95 NORRISTOWN, Pa. - As rapt jurors listened to the judge overseeing Bill Cosby's sex assault retrial read back prior testimony, the entertainer's lead lawyer snoozed in his chair.

Bill musta slipped him a mickey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

96 4800 lynchings, 1300 were white, 3500 black.
The KKK targeted Republicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L7xCHoboYs


Posted by: illiniwek at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (bT8Z4)

97 One other dime to drop in the Black - Dem continuum is Chicago's mayoral race. At present Rahm has a 25% approval rating and is facing a Black School commissioner in the primaries. Rahm's reaction has been to hand out Illegal Alien ID cards as fast as he can in hopes (sarcasm) that they will vote. Should his Black competitor shine a light on Rahm's attempted genocide of Chicago Blacks things could get real interesting.

Posted by: Gumby at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

98 Thank you for your support.
Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (xBSm0)
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Hey...that's our job!

Posted by: Office of Equity Management at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (jbcJ8)

99 Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (oMtOd)

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Much as I dislike the Yankees I have to admit they've a great lineup.

Posted by: Blake at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (WEBkv)

100 94

Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

Azaria said on Tuesday's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that he hopes the Fox animated show makes a change, and he's willing to step aside if necessary.

Azaria said: "I'm perfectly willing and happy to step aside or help transition it into something new. I really hope that's what 'The Simpsons' does."

He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

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What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)

101 "Until the Republican establishment learns how to connect the Democrats
with the failure of Black America, and more importantly offers its own
better alternative, it will continue to lose urban America."





That's the point- these rap stars are doing the connecting for us. Kayne tweeted "Obama was President for 8 years, and nothing changed in Chicago"


That's a pretty direct repudiation of Odumba.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (jjaLl)

102 Quit being defensive on the issue of race and take a radical offensive stance.

Posted by: Jwest at April 26, 2018 10:58 AM



Exactly.
What Black America wants is the same thing all Americans want. Leadership.
Not some mumble-crap on Sunday morning talk shows that no one watches. But leaders who hammer home the years of failure by the Dems to help All Americans, and who can now point to clear successes from Trump's example.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (0tfLf)

103 Man, do I hate those Paupuans.


What did New Guineans do to you?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (2ifxQ)

104 Just giving the new nic a spin, then gotta go.

Posted by: rhomboid, now with Dragon Energy at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (QDnY+)

105 More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear
to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550
years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the
shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chim? Empire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

Any evidence that the llamas were raped? Because it could have been those ram-a-llama dingdongs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (OCmih)

106 96 4800 lynchings, 1300 were white, 3500 black.
The KKK targeted Republicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L7xCHoboYs


Posted by: illiniwek at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (bT8Z4)

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Catholics, too, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (aFMSC)

107 12 The feminist movement went from "I am woman, hear me roar" to "I am woman, look at my Va-Jay-Jay" awfully quick, didn't it?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (3sOO0)

Well more like "Look at it, but only if you're hot or rich. Otherwise I'll have you thrown in jail."

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (9TK8E)

108
If I had wings I would be able to fly.
Unless I were a penguin, or an ostrich or a turkey.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (IqV8l)

So what am I?

Posted by: Emu in a Box at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (J567a)

109 Should his Black competitor shine a light on Rahm's attempted genocide of Chicago Blacks things could get real interesting.
Posted by: Gumby at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

whatever you are smoking, put it down

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (bUjCl)

110 Let me put it to you this way: The best way to break folks from teh D's is to give them an alternative they don't automatically revolt against. That means other than the toxic R brand.

Either we give one based on sanity, or they will bolt for something far, far worse.

I keep screaming this. One would think by now it would be clearer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (AM1GF)

111 Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

Azaria said on Tuesday's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that he hopes the Fox animated show makes a change, and he's willing to step aside if necessary.

Azaria said: "I'm perfectly willing and happy to step aside or help transition it into something new. I really hope that's what 'The Simpsons' does."

He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Fucking hire Rajesh Koothrapali from BBT to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (2ifxQ)

112 >>Ace's sidebar comment about feminists and their flaunting of overt sexuality is an interesting point. A true feminist would accentuate her femininity and hint at her sexuality rather than bash us over the head with coarseness.



Ah, but femininity is undesirable to feminist, it is part of patriarchy to want to be a traditional female (pretty, nurturing, etc.).

That leaves them with: acting like men + female plumbing. So they talk in a manner that they think is male locker room talk and call it "empowering." It ain't pretty.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

113 Did he tell you to put your damn shirt back on?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (sjdRT)

No, but the bar keep did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (5y11N)

114 Much as I dislike the Yankees I have to admit they've a great lineup.
Posted by: Blake at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (WEBkv)
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I agree. The players are, for the most part, just fine.

The fans, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (oMtOd)

115 That shit should be banned within 500 yards of any public school.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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That would seem to be, de facto, the case now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (jbcJ8)

116 101 That's the point- these rap stars are doing the connecting for us. Kayne tweeted "Obama was President for 8 years, and nothing changed in Chicago"


That's a pretty direct repudiation of Odumba.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (jjaLl)

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Hell, I'd take, "Voting for someone who looks like me isn't the best thing ever."

It'll help undercut the entire 2020 Democratic strategy, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (aFMSC)

117 71 I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)
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Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's funny!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)

118 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

What about me? I'm tired of being portrayed as the dumbest person on the planet.

Posted by: Homer the white guy at April 26, 2018 11:11 AM (n1b3L)

119 He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."

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That should be the official motto of the left. It feels right but it turns out doing bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:11 AM (pw+jk)

120 105 More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear
to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550
years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the
shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chim? Empire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

Any evidence that the llamas were raped? Because it could have been those ram-a-llama dingdongs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:09 AM (OCmih)

[Sustained golf clap]

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:11 AM (RD7QR)

121

It's all pink inside...

What?

Wild-caught Pacific salmon. The Krill they eat gives them that pink color.

Atlantic farm-raised salmon actually has to be fed a dye to turn them pink.

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 26, 2018 11:11 AM (kmSBP)

122 When you watch black movies, you'll often see Republican black male characters. Before Obama, I suspect we were already seeing a break in the wall, at least among men.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 26, 2018 11:12 AM (yCUuc)

123 Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.



Azaria said on Tuesday's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that
he hopes the Fox animated show makes a change, and he's willing to step
aside if necessary.



Azaria said: "I'm perfectly willing and happy to step aside or help
transition it into something new. I really hope that's what 'The
Simpsons' does."



He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

I'll bet you they could find an actual Indian immigrant to voice that character. Apu may be a stereotype, but it's not a demeaning stereotype. He's a guy who immigrated, and made a success of himself, and who owns a small business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:12 AM (OCmih)

124 The KKK targeted Republicans.
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That is my understanding as well. Vote the way we tell you or you will be lynched. Historically, Republicans were the anti-slavery party.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:12 AM (MIKMs)

125
Saw some old Gunsmoke on TV and the posse was going out and lynching horse thieves. Marshal Dillon was infuriated that people were taking the law into their own hands.
Posted by: mustbequantum


Lots of Westerns had that theme. Also many times townspeople wanted to break into the jail and hang someone who had killed a popular citizen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)

126 I've been thinking about this lately..

Rationally, black Americans should realize there are several glaring factors pointing to how Dems are screwing them over.. and they should be reminded of this at every chance.

Illegal immigration.. entry level jobs that young African Americans could get are being taken by a lot of immigrants..

J.J. posted an article this morning that we pay $46,000 per year to house illegals.. that mooney could be going for other stuff.. (Actually, it would be nice not to spend it at all!)

The LGBTQ crap does not sit well with blacks.. Dems are the party of queer rights.. over everything else!

As the economy improves under Trump, wages are rising.. Blacks need to be reminded that under Dems, they have had the highest unemployment rates of any group in history.. under Trump, they are dwindling to nothing.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2018 11:13 AM (so+oy)

127 CBD, I made a really tasty dish last night. Well, it was tasty if you like goat cheese. I used boneless thighs and a few chicken breast too.

Sun-Dried Tomato Chicken Skillet
30 minutes to prepare serves 4-6

http://tinyurl.com/yd678kkp

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:13 AM (Enq6K)

128 100 94

Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

Azaria said on Tuesday's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that he hopes the Fox animated show makes a change, and he's willing to step aside if necessary.

Azaria said: "I'm perfectly willing and happy to step aside or help transition it into something new. I really hope that's what 'The Simpsons' does."

He added: "It just feels like the right thing to do."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

============

What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)

Or Fat Tony or Luigi the Pizza Man?

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

129 in South America - (and this is part of the REAL story driving oil/gas prices up) Chevron has finally evacuated it's management personnel from Venezuela. This is significant, because Chevron was about the last of the Big Oil companies to maintain a presence there, all the others having pulled out long ago. Chevron apparently kept hoping that the socialist fever would break, and that they would inherit the valuable oil concessions when it did.

What happened was that two (south american born) Chevron financial executives were arrested last week for "corruption". The "corruption" was that they were sent an invoice for goods from an outfit controlled by the Venezuelan military, and the prices were jacked up by about 1,000%, so that the military men running that show could take a big cut. The two execs refused to sign the contract, and for that they were arrested.

So Chevron has finally accepted that the situation is hopeless, and now the Venezuelan oil sector is going to crash even faster.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh)

130 128 What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)

Or Fat Tony or Luigi the Pizza Man?
Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

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Bumblebee Man!

You know he's gone soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (aFMSC)

131 Hell, I'd take, "Voting for someone who looks like me isn't the best thing ever."



It'll help undercut the entire 2020 Democratic strategy, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (aFMSC)


It sure would, because you know they will end up going to that well again, it's all they have. I just hope other prominent blacks who believe in freedom can wiggle in through these new cracks in the wall the Dims have built around the AA community and really hammer these points home.

We'll see.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:15 AM (jjaLl)

132 Great googly moogly.

Katie Couric interviews a sex bot on "Nightline," including a male on that wants to "make love to her hot body and sexy ass."

https://tinyurl.com/yalmoa39

What a stupid time to be alive x 1,000.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:15 AM (ptqGC)

133 129
So Chevron has finally accepted that the situation is hopeless, and now the Venezuelan oil sector is going to crash even faster.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (k1TUh)

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More opportunity for American frackers, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:15 AM (aFMSC)

134 *chicken and goat cheese ? hmmm...not sure about that combo....*

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 11:16 AM (bUjCl)

135 >>Joe and his side piece, Mental Mika, are still pondering how someone like Trump, "with no moral values" won over evangelicals.


This ties in with Kanye (I know) in that the Left insists on 100% agreement; to like someone is to accept and endorse everything they've ever said or done. Alternatively, if someone veers from the current progressive thought on one topic, it's all "burn the witch!"

Mika and Joe cannot understand why evangelicals support Trump because they cannot comprehend evangelicals having the ability to appreciate Trump's political goals without feeling the need to embrace or defend every thing the man has ever said or done.

But remember, we're the unenlightened idiots!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

136 It's all pink inside...



What?



Wild-caught Pacific salmon. The Krill they eat gives them that pink color.



Atlantic farm-raised salmon actually has to be fed a dye to turn them pink.

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 26, 2018 11:11 AM (kmSBP)

Not all wild-caught Pacific salmon are pink. Color of the meat varies from white to very red. Depends upon which river run they belong to, and the season of the year, as that affects their feeding opportunities. I have caught and eaten white salmon, and it is just as yummy as the pink stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:16 AM (OCmih)

137 What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)

Or Fat Tony or Luigi the Pizza Man?
Posted by: josephistan


No real Scotsman...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (2ifxQ)

138 Bigots comprise the core of the Democratic party. Bigots are the lowest 10% of Humanity. Bigots are certain they are right on everything, that they are better than everyone else, and fight viciously to prove it because of the glow of Dunning-Kruger false confidence. As the bottom 10% of humanity the ideas Bigots have about how to do things are laughably idiotic and simply don't work.

Those simple truths need to be repeated everywhere.

Posted by: An Observation at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (ltGLk)

139 Look, I'm not saying she's all bad.

MSNBC Joy Reid Mocked 'Fat, Ugly' Rosie O'Donnell...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)

140 So,Apu has been on over 25 years and now he is unacceptable and has to be gotten rid of.What a politcally correct coward Hank Azaria is.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (LiyEm)

141 As for blacks supporting the GOP, even a little bit, I keep typing and deleting. It's all been said, here and elsewhere. We can talk all we want but blacks themselves have to notice that they are being used or else nothing will change. Maybe this is the change we're looking for, but probably not.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

142 What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)


If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:18 AM (KfVRF)

143 134 *chicken and goat cheese ? hmmm...not sure about that combo....*

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 11:16 AM (bUjCl)

It was really good but if you don't like goat cheese, then no, you'd probably not like it.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

144 >>>85 Look at who's in the CBC, which represents all of the most concentrated black voting districts in the nation. Just like in Africa, black voters want the "Big Man" (or woman) who will hand out goodies to his faithful followers, and that is ALL they want out of a leader. We got nothin' to offer them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)
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I'm talking about our new golden dragon energy future, and there you are still talking about is some past nobody cares about.

We're gonna change the world.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (t7aa8)

145 132 Great googly moogly.

Katie Couric interviews a sex bot on "Nightline," including a male on that wants to "make love to her hot body and sexy ass."

https://tinyurl.com/yalmoa39

What a stupid time to be alive x 1,000.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:15 AM (ptqGC)

Yeah, that's probably all the action Katie can get these days.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

146 Bigots comprise the core of the Democratic party. Bigots are the lowest
10% of Humanity. Bigots are certain they are right on everything, that
they are better than everyone else, and fight viciously to prove it
because of the glow of Dunning-Kruger false confidence. As the bottom
10% of humanity the ideas Bigots have about how to do things are
laughably idiotic and simply don't work.

Those simple truths need to be repeated everywhere.

========

BINGO!!

Leftists like muzzies cater to the lower 30% of the bell curve. It is easier to sell stupid ideas and socialist Utopias (birm) to those people. Plus they will do violence with little to no thought or hesitation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (pw+jk)

147 Back in the day, my husband went to a welding school on the GI Bill (His dad was military). The school was run by blacks for primarily black students, although they did let honkies like my husband in. They put up with no BS. If you missed a day in the first week, you were out of the program. They trained people for the ship yard jobs. It may be hard to remember now but towns like Oakland had a black middle class because blacks worked at the shipyards and made good money. We need those kinds of jobs and that kind of training set up again. You can say that it's wasteful to spend like that on the military, but it would be far better to spend the money there for the jobs it could bring to the black communities.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (5HBd1)

148 The KKK targeted Republicans.
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Civil War angst lasted in Democrat minds until about ... well, still there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (WoSlu)

149 139 Look, I'm not saying she's all bad.

MSNBC Joy Reid Mocked 'Fat, Ugly' Rosie O'Donnell...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)

BRB...need moar popcorn.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

150 Sun-Dried Tomato Chicken Skillet


Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:13 AM (Enq6K)

Looks good, and simple.

I would swap the breasts for boneless thighs, or maybe just go half and half.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)

151 Hank Azaria is hilarious in everything he does. I suspect the real reason he wants out of doing Apu is because the Simpsons has run far too long. Everyone on the show is probably drinking heavily and on suicide watch just wishing the show could finally end.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (yCUuc)

152 Sounds good, Tami. My husband and I love goat cheese. I've got some in the fridge right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)

153 Black people are not going to be switching over to the GOP in any meaningful numbers.

If that was going to happen it would have happened years ago.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (2JcMg)

154

Blacks are getting uppity. Democrats need to bring in illegal migrants to restock their permanent underclass, ones that are still teachable, trainable, desperate. After 5 plus generations on the government teat, any human group regardless of ethnicity melanin content or perceived shared values loses the few that up and out while the rest find it so much easier to just get high on the way down...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (kmSBP)

155 University Offers 'Cry Closet' For Stressed-Out Snowflakes...

University of Utah. Maybe they're upset Rombley didn't win the primary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

156 85 Look at who's in the CBC, which represents all of the most concentrated black voting districts in the nation. Just like in Africa, black voters want the "Big Man" (or woman) who will hand out goodies to his faithful followers, and that is ALL they want out of a leader. We got nothin' to offer them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)

I think the CBC average income is about half the US. Education is about 50% HS Grads. Basically they represent the 3rd (or 4th) World within our borders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

157
So Chevron has finally accepted that the situation is hopeless, and now the Venezuelan oil sector is going to crash even faster.
Posted by: Tom Servo


What they need is BERNIE!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (IqV8l)

158
More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550 years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chim Empire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018

*
*
Kids? Pffft. We've got plenty of those. I want to know who offed the llamas!

Posted by: The Chim Emperor at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (Tgext)

159 I'm a bit pessimistic about a shift as well, but on the other hand, recent events have made me take another look.

The Morrisey thing, and now Kanye West. I don't consider either of these characters my political friends. But they don't have to be. All they have to do is re-consider what the far left really is and what it does for them and come to a place where they realize the fallacy. And then they only have to bring a few more lefties with them.

They don't have to all suddenly be re-born as hard core conservatives for this to be bad for the left. Even if they come up someplace in the middle, or even a bit to the right of where they are now, it's a defeat for the moonbat brigade.

All we have to do is come back to a place where it's okay to be a liberal and still think stuff like welfare voting plantations in the inner city, 32 genders and unlimited untraced immigration are all patently insane.

I'm cautiously hopeful that this is starting to happen.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (oyCqX)

160 By and large, we aren't going to get a significant portion of African American votes until we reform education.

Doesn't matter how good our message is if they never hear it, and when they do they are so conditioned to distrust us that they don't believe it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (mk7Bj)

161 If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine


Man, I hate the Scottish.

So easily spooked. Always jumping when you slam the door. Hate them.

Posted by: Ace's Nonexistent Secret Racist Friend at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (CPk08)

162 For the record, Tiger Blood is superior to Dragon Energy.

Cept when the Tiger Blood is HIV positive...

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (t7aa8)

163 Do you know who I am? I am a f*cking Commissioner of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, the most powerful bi-state authority in the WORLD, goddammit! You will take me seriously, peon. I f*cking made you, I can break you. Like a twig. I am all powerful . I am Vigo the Carpathian, I mean, I am Caren Z. Turner, Commissioner and member of the #metoo movement, friend of the Mighty Hillary Clinton, look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Caren oZymandias Turner at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (Fb9aZ)

164 Katie Couric interviews a sex bot on "Nightline," including a male on that wants to "make love to her hot body and sexy ass."
_______________________

Why haven't they given the poor bot any eyes yet?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (fqUgw)

165 151 Hank Azaria is hilarious in everything he does. I suspect the real reason he wants out of doing Apu is because the Simpsons has run far too long. Everyone on the show is probably drinking heavily and on suicide watch just wishing the show could finally end.
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (yCUuc)

============

They work a few weeks a year and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars an episode.

I think they'll be okay with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (aFMSC)

166 So,Apu has been on over 25 years and now he is unacceptable and has to be gotten rid of.What a politcally correct coward Hank Azaria is.
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:17 AM (LiyEm)


I feel sorry for Azaria. He obviously doesn't want to have his job taken from him, his career ruined, the school his children attend publicized, his wife's employer harassed, etc.

Yeah, he's a gutless coward, but there are good reason why he's a gutless coward.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (KfVRF)

167 Maybe this is the change we're looking for, but probably not.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

Agreed, and that's why I am not holding my breath.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (wYseH)

168 The GOP will have to do the same thing to win blacks that they'll have to do to win poor working whites ... show an interest in something besides open borders, free trade, and low top marginal tax rates.

I think the GOP would rather eat a warm turd.

A Third Party, however, could win those groups.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (nhgiS)

169 Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

First they cams for the offensive Pakistani stereotypes, and I said nothing because I was an offensive clown stereotype.

Posted by: Krusty the Klown at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (IEVqH)

170 135 This ties in with Kanye (I know) in that the Left insists on 100% agreement; to like someone is to accept and endorse everything they've ever said or done. Alternatively, if someone veers from the current progressive thought on one topic, it's all "burn the witch!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

That's kind of why I've always hated the "You're voting against your own interests!" crap people have tried to pull on me.

I ask "since when are my interests Abortion-on-Demand and an astronomically raised tax rate?"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (9TK8E)

171 A curious feature of the current American scene is that the people who scream most loudly "RACIST!!!" are in fact among the most racist people.

See also: Democrat/leftist projection.

They do/are whatever they most loudly accuse their political opponents of.

Posted by: filbert at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (953wK)

172
Yeah, that's probably all the action Katie can get these days.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)


The comments there are priceless. Moron-worthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

173 146
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Exactamundo

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (WoSlu)

174 46 pfft - blacks will never vote Republican. There's a lot better chance with winning over legal hispanic votes, at least most of them still believe in working for a living. It's not much, but it's something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)



Sadly, I concur, however, the example of Kanye West does indicate to me that some *can* be "mugged by reality", just as former Jewish liberals were.

What I have seen in California is how proximity to the Maxine Waters types pushes Asian Americans, and legal Mexican Americans, rightward better than anything the GOPee does.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)

175 Kind of OT, but the quotation from Sowell triggered me. For 2 straight days, Juan Williams has contrasted Kanye's treatment with the supposed "respectful" treatment of Sowell and Clarence Thomas. And no one called him on this outright lie.

We really need our supposed conservative media voices to be more aggressive, squashing the ****ing libs' lies at every opportunity. Confront them with it at every turn.

Posted by: George LeS at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (/ki+X)

176 If he said the show was on long enough and hang it up that is one thing,no,he specifically talked about ending that one character.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (LiyEm)

177 So,Apu has been on over 25 years and now he is unacceptable and has to be gotten rid of.What a politcally correct coward Hank Azaria is.
Posted by: steevy


Sounds like Hank is tired of doing Apu, wants a different career path, and is willing to create controversy to drum up interest.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (2ifxQ)

178 OMG, that Port Authority Commish story is too delicious.

The old, don't you know who my kids are routine......LOL


I bet she hangs out with Samantha Bee.



You want to report me to the mayor????? Sure here's my badge and name.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I was waiting for her to go full Zsa Zsa.



So privileged, so stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (ymnmz)

179 141 - Hell, we are being used by the Republican Party. A substantial number of commenters here have contempt for the party and vote for it only because they consider the alternative several orders of magnitude worse. So even if blacks realize they're being used, it doesn't mean they'll be open to voting for Republicans.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (lt1vl)

180 I would swap the breasts for boneless thighs, or maybe just go half and half.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)
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So you're not really a boob guy after all.



Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (oMtOd)

181 Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.



Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM (oMtOd)

You spelled Red Sox wrong

Posted by: Timon at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (NTM5E)

182 We can talk all we want but blacks themselves have
to notice that they are being used or else nothing will change. Maybe
this is the change we're looking for, but probably not.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)


I'm more optimistic because the people pointing out the Dims use black folks aren't black GOPers, they are rappers and other social media stars... I think that's the big difference this time.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (jjaLl)

183 >>The KKK targeted Republicans.

and now the Republicans target us.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (r9UYA)

184 So Chevron has finally accepted that the situation is hopeless, and now the Venezuelan oil sector is going to crash even faster.
Posted by: Tom Servo

What they need is BERNIE!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (IqV8l)


The problem is that REAL socialism has never been tried yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2018 11:23 AM (IEVqH)

185 I would swap the breasts for boneless thighs, or maybe just go half and half.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)

You Yankee fans don't read well, huh.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (Enq6K)

186 What other beloved characters will have to be disappeared for political oncorrectness?(in most cases they already have been)Speedy Gonzalez,Mr Magoo etc etc

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (LiyEm)

187 So you're not really a boob guy after all.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (oMtOd)


Given that he likes his thighs boneless, it's probably best not to inquire about his proclivities.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (CPk08)

188 146 Bigots comprise the core of the Democratic party."

You put your finger on the root of the problem, and Black Politicians, and the black voters who support them, are the single most bigoted group participating in American politics today.

Just look at the stories about Trayon White's visit to the Holocaust museum, and the pathetic defenses his supporters made for him. He actually said that the Warsaw Ghetto was just a "Gated Community" set up to protect the Jews.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh)

189 You spelled Red Sox wrong

Posted by: Timon at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (NTM5E)

Be nice.

They managed to win a game last night!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (wYseH)

190 *fistbumps Tami*

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (oMtOd)

191 So, Apu has been on over 25 years and now he is unacceptable and has to be gotten rid of.What a politcally correct coward Hank Azaria is.
Posted by: steevy



Sad. And the Apu character, while often stereotypical, WAS likeable and an all around good guy, always portrayed sympathetically, often used as a foil to the "white trashy" behavior of Homer Simpson.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:25 AM (ujg0T)

192 A curious feature of the current American scene is that the people who
scream most loudly "RACIST!!!" are in fact among the most racist people.



See also: Democrat/leftist projection.



They do/are whatever they most loudly accuse their political opponents of.

===========

"Accuse others of what you are doing."

Saint Lenin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

193 There are a lot of black Deplorables. Morons even. Mostly men.

Everyone of them who gets fedup with the Ds who now stays home is half a vote for the Rs.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 26, 2018 11:25 AM (n+6mJ)

194 You Yankee fans don't read well, huh.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (Enq6K)

Nope, we are too busy ducking the home run balls flying everywhere.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (wYseH)

195

The power of BBC will overcome!

Also, Hello Sailor!

Posted by: The African Queen at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (kmSBP)

196 Like that fucking whiny little cunt Max Kellerman even wants the Fighting Irish name changed.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (LiyEm)

197 CBD, if you're around, did you order any pork panko?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

198 190 *fistbumps Tami*

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (oMtOd)

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (Enq6K)

199 82
More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550 years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chimu Empire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)


All cultures are equal, h8er!

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (xjiRE)

200 It was really good but if you don't like goat cheese, then no, you'd probably not like it.
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

i like it. just imagining how all these distinct flavors would meld. maybe it's me.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (bUjCl)

201 They managed to win a game last night!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:24 AM (wYseH)
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Thank goodness. They tried hard to give it away though. Ah well, still in the lead and I'm happy.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (oMtOd)

202 I think the CBC average income is about half the US. Education is about
50% HS Grads. Basically they represent the 3rd (or 4th) World within
our borders.
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Absolutely infuriates me. Keep those people on the plantation and call out the slavecatchers if they escape. Same with 'bilingual education' and turning out children who are illiterate in two languages.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (MIKMs)

203 British Police Threaten 'Action' Against Supporters of Alfie Evans on Social Media -Breitbart

The UK is done. Stick a fork in her.

PDT should institute a travel ban to/from the UK.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (r9UYA)

204 So even if blacks realize they're being used, it doesn't mean they'll be open to voting for Republicans.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (lt1vl)



I could be cynical and note that if they realize they are being used and just don't vote, that would be a net gain for Republicans too. Assuming the Republican Party doesn't write off us and cause many of us to stay home as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (ujg0T)

205 Look here.

Find a tweet I made you don't agree with?

Find it!

All they do is attack my character! They're scared of my ideas!

Escape the mind prison!

Dragon energy!

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (t7aa8)

206 Hahahaha nobody expects the viral dashcam! AGore

Posted by: regular joe at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (kb0cx)

207 Hank Azaria is a Pakled??

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (KfVRF)

208 Nope, we are too busy ducking the home run balls flying everywhere.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (wYseH)

So, over your head?

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (Enq6K)

209 >>Kind of OT, but the quotation from Sowell triggered me. For 2 straight days, Juan Williams has contrasted Kanye's treatment with the supposed "respectful" treatment of Sowell and Clarence Thomas. And no one called him on this outright lie.



Wait, what? Treatment by whom - the Left or the Right?

The Left has demonized Clarence Thomas, ignored Sowell, and enjoyed Kanye's nuttiness up until a few days ago.

The Right respects and promotes Sowell and Thomas for the towering intellects they are, and mostly ignore Kanye as a typical hip-hop singer/celebrity.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

210 Doesn't matter how good our message is if they never
hear it, and when they do they are so conditioned to distrust us that
they don't believe it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 26, 2018 11:20 AM (mk7Bj)

That's why getting rappers like Kanye on the Trump Train is important. Their audience doesn't go to school, or pay it any mind if they do go. They listen to the rappers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (OCmih)

211 They do/are whatever they most loudly accuse their political opponents of.

===========

"Accuse others of what you are doing."

Saint Lenin
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:25 AM (pw+jk)



This also explains their desire to create a phony Russian Collusion narrative.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (ujg0T)

212 Like that fucking whiny little cunt Max Kellerman even wants the Fighting Irish name changed.
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (LiyEm)



If they change it to the Fighting Drunken Irish then I don't see where the problem would be.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (IEVqH)

213 "More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550 years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chimu Empire. "

We TOLD you that you better eat your Quinoa!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (k1TUh)

214 I am the message!!!

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (t7aa8)

215 The Senate Judiciary Committee approved legislation on Thursday to protect special counsel Robert Mueller.

In a 14-7 vote, the panel approved the bipartisan proposal that deeply divided Republicans on the committee.

With every committee Democrat backing the legislation, only one Republican was needed to secure passage.

In the end, four Republicans voted for the bill: Sens. Thom Tillis (N.C.), Lindsey Graham (S.C.), Chuck Grassley (Iowa) and Jeff Flake (Ariz.).

It will never pass the house, so it's a mute point, but those above are the fuckin coick sucking traders

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (5y11N)

216 204 So even if blacks realize they're being used, it doesn't mean they'll be open to voting for Republicans.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 26, 2018 11:22 AM (lt1vl)


I could be cynical and note that if they realize they are being used and just don't vote, that would be a net gain for Republicans too. Assuming the Republican Party doesn't write off us and cause many of us to stay home as well.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (ujg0T)

===========

To take a terrible example:

The fewer blacks who vote in Chicago, the more the rest of Illinois' vote matters in statewide elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (9ZlHt)

217 203 Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (r9UYA)

Allahu Akbar.

And You, the Great Satan, are next, insh'allah.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (9TK8E)

218 117
71 I was showing CBD a nice pair of boobs just the other day in a Bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (5y11N)

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Let me guess - they were a couple of guys wearing Yankees caps.



Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:04 AM





BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's funny!



Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)

Nice! Hit that one out of the park.

Posted by: Red Sox Nation at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

219 So, over your head?
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
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*High fives Tami*

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (oMtOd)

220 Forgot what muffins referred to for a moment. Too many euphemisms for certain body parts.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (suO/a)

221 >>Kind of OT, but the quotation from Sowell triggered me. For 2
straight days, Juan Williams has contrasted Kanye's treatment with the
supposed "respectful" treatment of Sowell and Clarence Thomas. And no
one called him on this outright lie.



Dana was too busy bringing up how disrespectful Kanye was to W, "George Bush hates black people."


She's a true blue Bushie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

222 CBD, if you're around, did you order any pork panko?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

Not yet. But damn, it is tempting. I just don't know what I would use it for, other than dusting on ice cream!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (wYseH)

223 @174

Asians vote Donk at nearly the same rate as Blacks.

The only group that votes GOP in any meaningful numbers are white people.

Which is why Trump made his play for the white working class and it paid huge dividends.

I understand the allure of chasing the unicorn of black GOP voters but the things that turned Blacks from the GOP and to the Democrat party has been baked into the cake.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (2JcMg)

224 >>In the end, four Republicans voted for the bill

Gang Four--homos

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (r9UYA)

225 but massa joe says we field negroes better vote democrats or the republicans gonna take our votes and put us in chains. mista biden done sez dat.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (Pg+x7)

226 Lots of Westerns had that theme. Also many times townspeople wanted to break into the jail and hang someone who had killed a popular citizen.

-
There was a good Alfred Hitchcock the other nignt. A mousey traveling salesman is jailed in a hick town for jaywalking and bad mouthing a state trooper. Then they bust a vagrant for murdering a local girl. As a lynch mob is gathering steam, the vagrant manages to escape and forces the salesman to exchange clothes forcing him into a cell to await developments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

227 How many male hordsters DIDN'T look at the staring at bobs article.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (aljs9)

228 215 It will never pass the house, so it's a mute point, but those above are the fuckin coick sucking traders

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (5y11N)


Paul RYNO will be handing out Pork like candy to make sure it passes.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:31 AM (9TK8E)

229 boobs. cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:31 AM (aljs9)

230 Hey my yes are up here!

Sorry doctor's orders.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

231

I stare at Bob sometimes.

But mostly Dick.

Posted by: The African Queen at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (kmSBP)

232 British Police Threaten 'Action' Against Supporters of Alfie Evans on Social Media -Breitbart



Here I am. Come get me you dick sucking limey gits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (2ifxQ)

233
That's kind of why I've always hated the "You're voting against your own interests!" crap people have tried to pull on me.

What's the matter with Kansas?

https://bit.ly/1joV5GG

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

234 >>Dana was too busy bringing up how disrespectful Kanye was to W, "George Bush hates black people."


So Dana is stuck in the same paradigm as Joe and Mika: we can't listen to that guy because to do so would mean I endorse 100% of everything he's sad and done.

SMFH.
Grow up, Dana.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

235 228 Blatantly unconstitutional.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)

236 I stare at Bob sometimes.



But mostly Dick.

Posted by: The African Queen at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (kmSBP)

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Me tooooo

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (pw+jk)

237 233
That's kind of why I've always hated the "You're voting against your own interests!" crap people have tried to pull on me.

What's the matter with Kansas?

https://bit.ly/1joV5GG
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

==============

"I know your interests better than you!"
-Robespierre, screaming at a crowd calling for his head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (9ZlHt)

238
"It may seem like an inconvenience or an invasion of privacy to many
women, but staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men.

The same effect occurs when they look at cute animals."


So look at cute animal boobs and I'll live even longer? Kinda sick but...how much longer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (aljs9)

239 "Asians vote Donk at nearly the same rate as Blacks."

Asians are a special case, and I believe those numbers are skewed because the majority of Asians in the US live on the west coast, where the Republicans have ceased to be an effective political party. Also, many Asians are now upper end professionals, which is still one of the voting blocks that the Democrats appeal to, for social and cultural reasons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (k1TUh)

240 199 82
More than 140 children and 200 young llamas appear to have been ritually sacrificed in an event that took place some 550 years ago on a wind-swept bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean, in the shadow of what was then the sprawling capital of the Chimu Empire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

All cultures are equal, h8er!
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (xjiRE)


What do you want to bet the left screams about barbarity of sacrificing the llamas, rather than the children.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (V+V48)

241 British Police Threaten 'Action' Against Supporters of Alfie Evans on Social Media

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That's a bit of a sticky wicket!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

242 Wink

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

243



Young black men are the most likely to be willing to vote for Trump and Republicans. Unfortunately they are also the group most likely to be disenfranchised by previous arrests.

Black women appear to be a lost cause. They would vote 120% Democrat if they could.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (QQ+il)
**********************



Well there may be a glimmer of hope with voices like Candace Owens and
there was this white woman(K-Heaux) that called a black woman (MRS_Pinky)an Uncle Tom on Twitter today and this is how she responded:

Dear White Twitter,
You don't get to call a black person an uncle Tom
Just because you're "allies" with left blacks.
I don't get my blackness stripe by no one because God gave me this skin tone.

Maybe not a lost cause.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (PvFoN)

244 What happened to Jackstraw???

Posted by: SFgoth at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (dZ756)

245 @234

Dana has her nose buried so far up Bush ass that everything she does and says is filtered through the Bush excrement that has permiated what little there is of her brain.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (2JcMg)

246 Well,Dana is loyal ,I gues that is something.A lot of GW's people tabbed him in the back.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)

247 226: and the mousy traveling salesman is saved from the mob and released by the sheriff at the last moment. of course, he ends up being the serial killer.

great episode.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (Pg+x7)

248 235 228 Blatantly unconstitutional.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)

"Doesn't Matter."

-Every single Democrat Judge in the Country.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (9TK8E)

249 227 How many male hordsters DIDN'T look at the staring at bobs article.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (aljs9)


I wish they'd stop staring. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: bobs article at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (KfVRF)

250 228 215 It will never pass the house, so it's a mute point, but those above are the fuckin coick sucking traders "

MOOT point! MOOT point!!!

Posted by: The Spelling Nazi Strikes Again at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)

251 JackStraw is on vacation, I believe.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (oMtOd)

252 Today I'm going to try not to yell 'fuck you!" to the teachers on strike today. Thats my goal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (aljs9)

253 Well,Dana is loyal ,I gues that is something.A lot of GW's people tabbed him in the back.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)

=====
I'd like to tab Dana in the back. IYKWIMAIKYD

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

254 Here I am. Come get me you dick sucking limey gits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (2ifxQ)

https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/
status/989254646966386690

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)

255 Jack Straw is on Vacation this week

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (y3aQB)

256 50% or so of eligible voters don't vote, and I think it's mostly because they think it's a waste of time. And I think both parties promote the idea that voting is futile so they can ignore a huge chunk of the electorate.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (O7MnT)

257
The Right respects and promotes Sowell and Thomas for the towering intellects they are, and mostly ignore Kanye as a typical hip-hop singer/celebrity.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

For what it's worth, I thought Kim Kardashian married up with him. It's kind of nice being proven right.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (V+V48)

258 If the Simpsons writers had any guts, here's what they should do:

A very special episode of The Simpson's, with one voice actor doing all of the voices in the same exact monotone.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (KQuMS)

259 OK, someone here called this:

Steele dossier wasn't written by Steele, but by Hillary insiders - Sid Blumenthal.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
989513198289281025

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

260 >>>
That's why getting rappers like Kanye on the Trump Train is important. Their audience doesn't go to school, or pay it any mind if they do go. They listen to the rappers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (OCmih)
______
It was the Trump Train.

Now it's the Trump Game!

Nothing be the same!

And-now-you-bout-to-see-why-haters-goin-insane!

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (t7aa8)

261 -
There was a good Alfred Hitchcock the other nignt. A mousey traveling salesman is jailed in a hick town for jaywalking and bad mouthing a state trooper. Then they bust a vagrant for murdering a local girl. As a lynch mob is gathering steam, the vagrant manages to escape and forces the salesman to exchange clothes forcing him into a cell to await developments.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018

*
*
This one? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508181/ I think I happened to tape the ending when I was taping The Fugitive. Not to give anything serious away, but were a car and a knife involved in that final scene?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2018 11:38 AM (Tgext)

262 @239

Blacks vote 5:1 Donk
Asians vote 4-5:1 Donk
Hispanics vote 3-4:1 Donk

There's chasing unicorns and then there is chasing the non-white vote.

The GOP is simply not going to make any inroads with these groups in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:38 AM (2JcMg)

263 249
227 How many male hordsters DIDN'T look at the staring at bobs article.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (aljs9)

I wish they'd stop staring. It makes me feel uncomfortable.


Posted by: bobs article at April 26, 2018 11:35 AM (KfVRF)

Gees. This is a tough crowd. One slip and they're on it like a pit-bull on a bone. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:38 AM (aljs9)

264 With us, you get 100% original papers free of plagiarism. - https://writepaperfor.me/

Posted by: Juliya at April 26, 2018 11:38 AM (sHeXL)

265 Asians vote Donk at nearly the same rate as Blacks.

The only group that votes GOP in any meaningful numbers are white people.

Which is why Trump made his play for the white working class and it paid huge dividends.

I understand the allure of chasing the unicorn of black GOP voters but the things that turned Blacks from the GOP and to the Democrat party has been baked into the cake.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (2JcMg)



You are absolutely right about the White Working Class, a class that the GOPeelites all too often write off or even treat with utter contempt like that Kevin Williamson prick. This class must be courted assidiously, and that may mean *some* government programs, purists, so be prepared for that.

That said, the GOP has a much better chance with Asian Americans than it ever will with African Americans, plain and simple. I have seen it at play in California.

Of course, until recently the only state where Asian American votes mattered was "hate the haoles" Hawaii, so *that* might explain the Demunist skew right there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (ujg0T)

266 What happened to Jackstraw???

He's on vacay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (zRZaJ)

267 >>244 What happened to Jackstraw???

Delivering a case of Red Bull to Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA)

268 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (Enq6K)

269 Cannibal Boob: How many male hordsters DIDN'T look at the staring at bobs article.

It's a matter of a man prioritizing his time. Read an article? Stare at boobs? Tough choice. Did the article have kbdabear-quality pictures?

(Used to be the Playboy Formula, y'know-- as in, I only buy it for the )

Posted by: mindful webworker - Moronsplainer at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (TUUTu)

270 Here I am. Come get me you dick sucking limey gits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:32 AM (2ifxQ)

https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi
/status989254646966386690
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Righteous.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (pQplJ)

271 >244
What happened to Jackstraw???


Posted by: SFgoth at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (dZ756)


The bastard is fishing for bonefish.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

272
Not yet. But damn, it is tempting. I just don't know what I would use it for, other than dusting on ice cream!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:30 AM (wYseH)


I think breading chicken in it would be interesting.
How about sprinkling brown sugar and a bit of cayenne on bacon, breading it in the pork panko, and baking it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

273 >>>For what it's worth, I thought Kim Kardashian married up with him. It's kind of nice being proven right.
Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (V+V4
_____
Up?
Up!

She married straight vertical north up so high they turned it crooked and made it North West!

I literally turned a ho into a house wife. Who else did that SUCCESSFULLY?!?!

Nobody.

Dragon Energy

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:40 AM (t7aa8)

274 244 What happened to Jackstraw???
Posted by: SFgoth at April 26, 2018 11:34 AM (dZ756)

Fishing trip, last I saw.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

275 Hank Azaria is ready to stop voicing Kwik-E-Mart owner Apu on "The Simpsons" in the wake of criticism that it's a stereotype.

First they cams for the offensive Pakistani stereotypes, and I said nothing because I was an offensive clown stereotype.

-
The worst part is now the Hitler Finds Out [blank] videos are now endangered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

276 https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)



Two thumbs up.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:40 AM (jjaLl)

277 50% or so of eligible voters don't vote, and I think
it's mostly because they think it's a waste of time. And I think both
parties promote the idea that voting is futile so they can ignore a huge
chunk of the electorate. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (O7MnT)
=====

^^^THIS^^^

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

278 Asians are a special case, and I believe those numbers are skewed because the majority of Asians in the US live on the west coast, where the Republicans have ceased to be an effective political party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:33 AM (k1TUh)


In California, I think the GOP is de facto illegal.

Posted by: bobs article at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (KfVRF)

279 Jackstraw went fishing like Fredo....

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (LiyEm)

280
Steele dossier wasn't written by Steele, but by Hillary insiders - Sid Blumenthal. "

I know I've believed that for a while, and the reason is the inclusion of the weird Pee story. Everything Sid Blumenthal has ever done, and it's undoubtedly indicative of both his default state of mind and his attraction to the Clinton's, includes some weird and graphic sexual innuendos and claims. It's basically Sid's hallmark. An actual spy or agent working to come up with something to damage someone wouldn't go there because it's too fantastic and leads normal people to distrust the entire thing. But Sid can't resist going there, he's compelled to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)

281 Tami, PDT was on Fox and Friends this morning and said he got Melania a card for her birthday.

After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

282 281
Tami, PDT was on Fox and Friends this morning and said he got Melania a card for her birthday.

After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Just a card? No way..

Posted by: IC at April 26, 2018 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

283 This one? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508181/ I think I happened to tape the ending when I was taping The Fugitive. Not to give anything serious away, but were a car and a knife involved in that final scene?

-
Yes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

284 off sock

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:42 AM (KfVRF)

285 After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

No doubt she has a black amex card with an unlimited sending limit, so I doubt she wants for much

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (5y11N)

286 >>https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status
/989254646966386690

A banger and a mash.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (r9UYA)

287 Katie Hopkins (UK conservative) cracks me up.

In a tweet, she called the London mayor "nipple height mayor of Londonstan".

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (Enq6K)

288 Port Authority Commissioner.

There again you see the ugly face of progressive government at work.

Rules - Hell ya! Except when they discomfort me.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (GolAJ)

289 Dana was too busy bringing up how disrespectful Kanye was to W, "George Bush hates black people."

She's a true blue Bushie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)


"W" did show quite the preference for Hispanic Illegal Aliens over Black Citizens.

So ... maybe Kanye had a point.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (fiGNd)

290 https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/
status/989254646966386690



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)

Very nice. This case is infuriating and devastating.

Posted by: IC at April 26, 2018 11:43 AM (a0IVu)

291 269
Cannibal Boob: How many male hordsters DIDN'T look at the staring at bobs article.



It's a matter of a man prioritizing his time. Read an article? Stare
at boobs? Tough choice. Did the article have kbdabear-quality pictures?



(Used to be the Playboy Formula, y'know-- as in, I only buy it for the )

Posted by: mindful webworker - Moronsplainer at April 26, 2018 11:39 AM (TUUTu)

I think you'll be pleased. Two photos, scroll down. Let me know.
Cannibal Boob

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (aljs9)

292 283 This one? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508181/ I think I happened to tape the ending when I was taping The Fugitive. Not to give anything serious away, but were a car and a knife involved in that final scene?

-
Yes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018

*
*
Damn (said in an admiring tone). Henry Slesar, who wrote a lot of the AH episodes based on his own short stories, could really come up with tense situations and twist endings. I can do the former, but have a hard time with the latter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (Tgext)

293 259 OK, someone here called this:

Steele dossier wasn't written by Steele, but by Hillary insiders - Sid Blumenthal.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
989513198289281025
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

Oh sure. Steele was there to class up the sleaze and peddle it. I would be stunned if he wrote a single word.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (RD7QR)

294 Many try to stare at my article, but I keep EBG tape over my computers' cameras.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (ctuyM)

295 281 Tami, PDT was on Fox and Friends this morning and said he got Melania a card for her birthday.

After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Wonder what was IN it though?

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (Enq6K)

296 CBD- you are a rock star.

I hope to goodness the Brits say "enough." But if the police have the balls to send out a note saying they will monitor social media for criticism of the way that precious baby was handled, then that country has lost its moral bearings, and deserve the hell it drives itself into.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (V+V48)

297 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
Posted by: Tami


Liechtenstein.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (pQplJ)

298 ... o/t h/t:

if you have a chance get over to legal insurrection to read an article that describes the next round of attacks on trump, again promoted by fusion gps. they say they've investigated trump's businesses and have found corrupt financing and other shady doings involving crooked foreigners, especially russians.

the article outlines how collusion and obstruction failed so get ready for the govt and media going after trump on financial illegalities, the cohen raid being the first salvo. should run for about a year.

ta ta.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (Pg+x7)

299 In California, I think the GOP is de facto illegal.
Posted by: bobs article at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (KfVRF)



Worse, it committed suicide by overdosing on cheap day laborers, gardeners and maids.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM (ujg0T)

300
https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)




That tweet wins Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

301 I apologized to W for saying he didn't care about black people.

But why are we talking about the past?

The future is now!

Dragon Energy

#BlackDragonRepublicans2020

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM (t7aa8)

302 Hispanics vote 3-4:1 Donk

There's chasing unicorns and then there is chasing the non-white vote."

In Texas, when now Gov. Abbot ran against Wendy Davis, hispanics voted 50% for Abbot, 50% for Davis. Abbot ran a good campaign, of course.

California numbers skew every national count, because California is so big. But the country isn't California, and hispanic voters in Texas are a different type than Hispanics in L.A.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM (k1TUh)

303 297 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
Posted by: Tami


Liechtenstein.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (pQplJ)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (Enq6K)

304 "...then that country has lost its moral bearings, and deserve the hell it drives itself into."

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (V+V4


Yup.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (jjaLl)

305 Forget about boobs! Stare at my dick and live forever!

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (/qEW2)

306 281 Tami, PDT was on Fox and Friends this morning and said he got Melania a card for her birthday.

After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

It didn't say what was in the card, did it?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

307 Tami, PDT was on Fox and Friends this morning and said he got Melania a card for her birthday.



After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)



Wonder what was IN it though?

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (Enq6K)


Deed to an island? A small country?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

308 I hope to goodness the Brits say "enough."

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (V+V4

I hope so too, but I am not optimistic.

What they are doing to that baby is the modern example of Hannah Arendt's "Banality of Evil."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (wYseH)

309 276 https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)


The British need to help themselves. We can't bail their asses out again. Not this time.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:47 AM (KfVRF)

310 The so called popular vote margin that the drunk fat old woman won by is just the amount of illegals that voted in Kalifornia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

311
and the mousy traveling salesman is saved from the mob and released by the sheriff at the last moment. of course, he ends up being the serial killer.

great episode.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


Redjac

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0275835

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)

312 The GOP is simply not going to make any inroads with these groups in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:38 AM (2JcMg)


Trump got more of the black vote than any Republican presidential candidate since GHWB.

Close to double digits.

I think he can do better.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2018 11:47 AM (Z5y53)

313 297 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
Posted by: Tami


Liechtenstein.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM (pQplJ)

I've walked the entirety of Liechtenstein in four hours. That is not a gift worthy of Melania.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (V+V48)

314 297 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
Posted by: Tami

Liechtenstein.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:44 AM



Actually it is my birthday too. :-)

All I got was a tee shirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

315 168---A Third Party, however, could win those groups.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:21 AM (nhgiS)
-----------------------------
-ANY third party not of the hard Left will simply hand elections to the Dems, which allows them to move even further leftward. The GOP, of course, will move leftward with them.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0jtPF)

316 Actually it is my birthday too. :-)

All I got was a tee shirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

Awwww...Happy Birthday!!!

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (Enq6K)

317 That tweet wins Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Check out the Merseyside PD's Farcebook page.

Brutal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (pQplJ)

318
What they are doing to that baby is the modern example of Hannah Arendt's "Banality of Evil."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:46 AM (wYseH)

Oohh good one! I have several of her books, and though they are a hard read emotionally, I really enjoyed them.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (V+V48)

319 RE: The 16 most appalling moments from the astonishing Port Authority commish's viral video

I wonder how many times she pulled the "not being nice" bit on others before this incident? Perhaps the city and police could investigate any other encounters that might have been overlooked before.

She should not get away with a simple resignation before an official termination. That whitewashes her offense. The fact that an actual abuse of power was caught (on video!) is like finding a moonrock. You don't let those disappear into the ether.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (H8S+R)

320 In the video, whatshername refers to one of the cops as "sweetheart" and expresses her disappointment in him and his partner cop.

Well I have disappointment as well. They didn't ask her to calm the . . . things . . . or refer to her as "Sugar-something". An opportunity for Internet History missed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (6BKA5)

321 293 259 OK, someone here called this:
Steele dossier wasn't written by Steele, but by Hillary insiders - Sid Blumenthal.


Sid Blumenthal is a pimple on the butt of American politics.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (KfVRF)

322 What the Brits are doing to that poor baby and his family is exactly what Barry and his evil minions had planned for us.

Kill off any babies who aren't "perfect," and per Zeke Emmanuel, when you reach the age of 70 you're no longer useful to society and are a burden on your family. Leaves one to wonder if in Barry World the elderly would be denied life-saving healthcare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

323 Trump got more of the black vote than any Republican presidential candidate since GHWB.

Close to double digits.

I think he can do better.
Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2018 11:47 AM (Z5y53)



IIRC, Trump did better with *all three* groupings of non-White voters than did McLame or Milquetoast Mitt. Yes, Mexican Americans too.

Let that sink in. If we stick to the truth, we still do better than those who pander.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:50 AM (ujg0T)

324 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
Posted by: Tami

Dragon Energy

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:50 AM (MS0+a)

325 Sid Blumenthal is a pimple on the butt of American politics.

============
You misspelled boil.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:50 AM (pw+jk)

326 OK, someone here called this:

Steele dossier wasn't written by Steele, but by Hillary insiders - Sid Blumenthal.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/
989513198289281025
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

Oh sure. Steele was there to class up the sleaze and peddle it. I would be stunned if he wrote a single word.
==========
Because if you tell the truth to the federal judge that it was written by Blumenthal you never get the judge's okay.

They worked fraud on the court. it was organized and approved all the way up FBI Justice and Executive Branch.

That's the impeachable offense. For all involved. Just also lead to jail time, if you were a federal judge with even a shred of respect for the rule of law.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (4SIWP)

327
After everything she's had to deal with, she'd better score more than a card!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)


He should give her Poland

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (lKyWE)

328 Actually it is my birthday too. :-)



All I got was a tee shirt.



Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)




You should at least get a new apron!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

329 -ANY third party not of the hard Left will simply hand elections to the Dems, which allows them to move even further leftward. The GOP, of course, will move leftward with them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0jtPF)


When you've got Republicans like Tillis, Flake, McCain, and the rest of the Gang of Suckers of Cock By Choice ... who cares ?

Electing Republicans pretty much just gives control of all the levers of power to Democrats anyway.

I'm sick of "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?".

I'll take my chances out on the street.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (fiGNd)

330 20% is crazy town; 5% is all we need. Sure, that won't get rid of Maxine Waters, but she's good for laughs

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (MS0+a)

331 Worse, it committed suicide by overdosing on cheap day laborers, gardeners and maids.
=====

We are entitled to and deserve cheap labor. Your (D) and (R) Overlords.

Pay attention to commercials folks, right now most of them have the word 'deserve' in there somewhere.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

332 300
https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)


That tweet wins Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM


I think it will be in the finals for Tweet of the Year.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (0tfLf)

333 Actually it is my birthday too. :-)

All I got was a tee shirt.
Posted by: Diogenes


Please, accept this wreath and hearty handshake.
Happy birthday!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:52 AM (pQplJ)

334 Free thinkers don't fear retaliation for your thoughts. The traditional thinkers are only using thoughts and words but they are in a mental prison. You are free. You've already won. Feel energized. Move in love not fear. Be afraid of nothing.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:52 AM (t7aa8)

335 Trump got more of the black vote than any Republican presidential candidate since GHWB.

Close to double digits.

I think he can do better
========
He will do better. A lot of those who didn't vote for him are working now. He will be rewarded. They won't admit it before hand though.

Posted by: simplemind at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (u9YRg)

336 20% is crazy town; 5% is all we need. Sure, that won't get rid of Maxine Waters, but she's good for laughs

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (MS0+a)

======
I'm with you on that.
Get another 5% to not vote straight D and that's a 15% swing for the republicans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (pw+jk)

337 Happy birthday, Diogenes! Hope it's a great one. May you have many more.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (oMtOd)

338 Thank you Tami.

328 Actually it is my birthday too. :-)


All I got was a tee shirt.


Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)


You should at least get a new apron!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM



Ha! Jane I LOL'd on that! And now, once I'm done with my chores, I'm headed to Macy's to do exactly that...shop for a new apron. A manly apron!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (0tfLf)

339 Diogenes: "Actually it is my birthday too. :-)

All I got was a tee shirt."


They make t-shirts of Liechtenstein? You got robbed. You should have held out for the Official AoS T-Shirt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (H8S+R)

340 I don't care what political party gains, I only care that the Democrat lose black support. They have spent nearly 50 years in lockstep obedience to a party that treats them not merely with disregard, not only with contempt, but with hostility and crippling antipathy. Democrats have done more harm to blacks than any other force in this country, from their KKK history to their current policies which are meant to help but only cause more misery, crime, corruption, and imprisonment.

Blacks, along with Jews, have got to shake this monolithic Democratic Party support and move on to their own way. Maybe that means more GOP support, maybe it means a third party, maybe it just means no voting at all. But they have got to change their voting patterns or things will continue to get worse and worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

341 OM,

Putting hard working sort of cobloggers to work doing things that those sort of cobloggers said that they would do...

Jeez...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (9ZlHt)

342 >>Sid Blumenthal is a pimple on the butt of American politics.



A lampray on the butt of Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

343 When you've got Republicans like Tillis, Flake, McCain, and the rest of the Gang of Suckers of Cock By Choice ... who cares ?

Electing Republicans pretty much just gives control of all the levers of power to Democrats anyway.

I'm sick of "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?".

I'll take my chances out on the street.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (fiGNd)



How about taking back The Grand Old Party from within, and watch the Demunists split between their Trotskyite Bernie faction and their Stalinist Clinton faction while chowing down popcorn?

I know it won't be easy, but hey, Trump did it, in spite of a primary process that was intended to be stacked against him.

Surely Tea Party types can do it at the local levels.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (ujg0T)

344 You should have held out for the Official AoS T-Shirt.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


#twoweeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (pQplJ)

345 I would swap the breasts for boneless thighs, or maybe just go half and half.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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No problem.

Posted by: Sexbot Inc. at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (jbcJ8)

346 @302

Actually Davis won the Hispanic vote 55 to 44.

Abbot did about as well as any GOP candidate at either the state or national level has ever done with Hispanics.

The GOP's natural upper limit for the hispanic vote is 40pct or thereabouts.

But keep chasing the unicorn.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (2JcMg)

347 Thanxs Bluebell.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:55 AM (0tfLf)

348 20% is crazy town; 5% is all we need. Sure, that won't get rid of Maxine Waters, but she's good for laughs

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (MS0+a)

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I'm with you on that.
Get another 5% to not vote straight D and that's a 15% swing for the republicans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious

Just 5% to stay home, is enough for me. If they flip - wow.

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:55 AM (MS0+a)

349 It's Melania's birthday....wonder what The Donald got her?
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The highest non-elective 'office' in the US?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 11:55 AM (MIKMs)

350 Tony Robbins is my senior vice president and Caitlin Jenner is my junior vice president. With a TBA surprise mid-range VP after I win

Because Yeezus said so

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 11:55 AM (t7aa8)

351 http://bit.ly/2FiUtNO
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Unpacking the Other Clinton-Linked Russia Dossier | RealClearInvestigations

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 26, 2018 11:56 AM (y3aQB)

352 https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM


I like it. Subtle...restrained...Moronic.

Well done, sir!

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2018 11:56 AM (p+Wdc)

353 "Jack Straw is on Vacation this week"

I don't recall the horde voting to give him the week off.

ha ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 26, 2018 11:56 AM (bT8Z4)

354 339 Diogenes: "Actually it is my birthday too. :-)

All I got was a tee shirt."

They make t-shirts of Liechtenstein? You got robbed. You should have held out for the Official AoS T-Shirt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM



I thought I got one of those with my tinfoil level of membership but still nothing in the mail.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

355 Diogenes, save yourself a trip to the store. Here's the perfect birfday apron for ya!

https://tinyurl.com/y9z34ru8

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

356 >Ha! Jane I LOL'd on that! And now, once I'm done
with my chores, I'm headed to Macy's to do exactly that...shop for a new
apron. A manly apron!



Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:53 AM (0tfLf)


Camo apron!

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM (sjdRT)

357 >>>When you've got Republicans like Tillis, Flake, McCain, and the rest of the Gang of Suckers of Cock By Choice ... who cares ?

Electing Republicans pretty much just gives control of all the levers of power to Democrats anyway.

I'm sick of "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?".

I'll take my chances out on the street.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (fiGNd)
_____
I don't suck it by choice. I suck it by size.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham certified size queen at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM (t7aa8)

358 @343

The GOP cannot be taken over from the inside.

The Tea Party tried and was subsumed and destroyed within 4 election cycles.

The only way forward is the formation of a new and seperate party from the GOP.

I nominate The Great American Party or GAP for short.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM (2JcMg)

359 The GOP's natural upper limit for the hispanic vote is 40pct or thereabouts.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (2JcMg)

I think that the larger point is the current inability of the Republican Party to make their case to Black America and Hispanic America.

Nobody expects anything like 30% or 40%.

But carving off a few % of each voting block, which is doable with a coherent plan, will reap huge rewards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (wYseH)

360 346 - And it says a lot that Davis, whose candidacy quickly devolved into a joke, still held a commanding lead among Hispanics.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (lt1vl)

361 346 @302

Actually Davis won the Hispanic vote 55 to 44.

Abbot did about as well as any GOP candidate at either the state or national level has ever done with Hispanics.

The GOP's natural upper limit for the hispanic vote is 40pct or thereabouts.

But keep chasing the unicorn.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (2JcMg)



Kreplach is correct in that we must not abandon the White Working Class by going off on an ethnic snipe hunt.

That said, we CAN emphasize the word WORKING over the word White, and perhaps get many Working Classes "of color" to go along with us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (ujg0T)

362 I would love to see the tectonic shift! Pray that it happens. Imagine black Americans being proud of America. It changes _everything_ for the better.

Posted by: gp at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (mk9aG)

363 The idea that you can judge a policy's usefulness by looking at results is racist or unconstitutional, or something bad.

Policy can only be judged on INTENTIONS.
As an example, Obama's Regulate Everything Until It Stops Moving ground the economy to a halt. BUT, the intention was to erase the equality of outcome gap, therefore, it was a good policy.

Trump's effort to remove regulations has led to increased economic growth. BUT, his intentions were evil, therefore, the growth is accidental and Trump can't claim any of it.

The modern welfare state is like the large sleds dragged behind the tractors at the tractor pulls for minority communities. But the INTENTIONS are good so we have to keep it going...or...something bad might happen, or something.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (16OL0)

364 hat's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:08 AM (aFMSC)

Or Fat Tony or Luigi the Pizza Man?
Posted by: josephistan

Or Christian Ned Flanders...

Posted by: regular joe at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (kb0cx)

365 >>I nominate The Great American Party or GAP for short.
Only white people shop at the GAP. Racist.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 11:58 AM (r9UYA)

366 355 Diogenes, save yourself a trip to the store. Here's the perfect birfday apron for ya!

https://tinyurl.com/y9z34ru8

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM



HA!!!
I am SO buying that!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 11:59 AM (0tfLf)

367 They worked fraud on the court. it was organized and approved all the way up FBI Justice and Executive Branch.

"Fraud, against us? Meh, it was for a good cause, to stop that Al Czervic type"
--Judge Smails

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+)

368 https://washex.am/2JwgVFJ
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Israel: 'The Iranian regime is in its final days'

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 26, 2018 11:59 AM (y3aQB)

369 Ha! Jane I LOL'd on that! And now, once I'm done with my chores, I'm headed to Macy's to do exactly that...shop for a new apron. A manly apron!
Posted by: Diogenes

I doubt youll find one at Macys; maybe at the BBQ store

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 11:59 AM (MS0+a)

370 So now there is a new show about religious repression of women called Disobedience.Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:00 PM (LiyEm)

371 What's his opinion about Groundskeeper Willie?

I agree that there is nae faster than a greased Scottsman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)

372 302
In Texas, when now Gov. Abbot ran against Wendy Davis, hispanics voted 50% for Abbot, 50% for Davis. Abbot ran a good campaign, of course.

California numbers skew every national count, because California is so big. But the country isn't California, and hispanic voters in Texas are a different type than Hispanics in L.A.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 11:45 AM (k1TUh)
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The first rule in addressing the "Hispanic" vote is to realize that the category is so broad as to be pretty much artificial.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (0jtPF)

373 Or Ned Flanders' hippie parents!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (VBKy9)

374
https://twitter.com/CharlieBrownsDi/status/989254646966386690

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:36 AM


But according to the left, the USSR won the war in Europe against Hitler.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (IqV8l)

375 So now there is a new show about religious repression of women called Disobedience.

Let me guess: its not about Islam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)

376 375 Do you even need to ask?

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:02 PM (LiyEm)

377 In California, I think the GOP is de facto illegal.

Here's the thing. Suppose California did elect a Republican governor. Hell, suppose they (somehow) elected a Republican legislature. Would it change anything? Not really.

Would they repeal or reform environmental laws? No.

Would they change the sanctuary state laws? No.

Would they change the tax rates? Some, but not much.

Would they fight the public employees unions? LOL.

Most often when a blue state elects Republicans, not much changes. (NY, IL, MA, and MD for examples). Wisconsin is an outlier. A distant outlier.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2018 12:02 PM (O7MnT)

378 358 @343

The GOP cannot be taken over from the inside.

The Tea Party tried and was subsumed and destroyed within 4 election cycles.

The only way forward is the formation of a new and seperate party from the GOP.

I nominate The Great American Party or GAP for short.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 11:57 AM (2JcMg)



Subsumed? Sadly Yes. Destroyed? NO!

If it were truly destroyed, then we would have a Demunist Congress again, and there would still be "Boll Weevils" (South), "Blue Dogs" (Rust Belt) and "Cowboy Democrats" (West). You may have noticed the near extinction of all of the aforementioned.

The Tea Party Spirit is perhaps no longer getting the mostly negative media attention it once did, but I assert it is still there. And Trump tapped into it, which is why he pulled off what he did.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:02 PM (ujg0T)

379
Israel: 'The Iranian regime is in its final days'
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry


Haven't we heard this before?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 12:02 PM (IqV8l)

380 Surely Tea Party types can do it at the local levels.
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How many people (regular working mopes) have the resources to take on the established pols? Tea Party types are even denigrated here because of fundraising attempts.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 12:03 PM (MIKMs)

381 Manly apron? No problem, the price is right too:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yctv87wc

*strikes arc*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:03 PM (jbcJ8)

382 How about taking back The Grand Old Party from within, and watch the Demunists split between their Trotskyite Bernie faction and their Stalinist Clinton faction while chowing down popcorn?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (ujg0T)


How about finding a unicorn ? Better odds. I've been listening to this Take Back the GOP bullshit for twenty years now. It never works. But ... we still keep going out and electing the same douche-bags ... because Scary Democrats !!! Screw that.

Worst thing that happens ... Dems win, run the country into the ditch, and face colanders for everybody.

You're getting a face colander, and YOU'RE getting a face colander ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:03 PM (fiGNd)

383 379
Israel: 'The Iranian regime is in its final days'
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry

Haven't we heard this before?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 12:02 PM (IqV8l)

Yes. They will be propped up by somebody because they're so useful. The mullahs aren't going anywhere.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

384 Israel: 'The Iranian regime is in its final days'

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 26, 2018 11:59 AM (y3aQB)


Read Thomas Wictor on twitter.

Yeah, they might be in their final days. Saudi Arabia ending their biggest threat.

A long time coming, but Trump has given them a long leash to get things done.

This will be a good thing.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (Z5y53)

385 My campaign is gonna use the Apollo Creed America dancing scene from Rocky 4

#BlackDragonRepublicans

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (t7aa8)

386
The GOP cannot be taken over from the inside.


I think it can be but its a hell of a fight against the entrenched, powerful people who run it now. The thing is, its a long term process, you can't try for 8 years then throw your hands up in despair. It takes time to replace leadership, change the rules in your area, build up support and a network of donors, etc. This is a long-term goal; the hard left took over 50 years to take over the DNC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)

387 But according to the left, the USSR won the war in Europe against Hitler.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (IqV8l)



Sadly, in many ways it DID. Ask the Poles and other Eastern Europeans.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (ujg0T)

388 382 How about finding a unicorn ? Better odds. I've been listening to this Take Back the GOP bullshit for twenty years now. It never works. But ... we still keep going out and electing the same douche-bags ... because Scary Democrats !!! Screw that.

Worst thing that happens ... Dems win, run the country into the ditch, and face colanders for everybody.

You're getting a face colander, and YOU'RE getting a face colander ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:03 PM (fiGNd)


The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)

389 Happy birthday, Diogenes!
Warm enough for an ice cream cake where you are?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

390 Bumblebee Man!

You know he's gone soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 11:14 AM (aFMSC)


Que lastima!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (KfVRF)

391 Heh. If I didn't do the checking on the hash I'd believe that actually WAS Kanye.

Admit it, he's probably Moron material...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (AM1GF)

392 It's a movie from last year not a series and it seems like the repressive society are joos.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (LiyEm)

393 @378

The Tea Party lives on in the HFC members who snipe and carp then decline to run for SOH to actually affect the situation we are in.

The Tea Party is simply a fiction at this point, it doesn't exist in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (2JcMg)

394 383 Yes. They will be propped up by somebody because they're so useful. The mullahs aren't going anywhere.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (RD7QR)


Most likely China. They're the only ones left with the real muscle to say "Anything happens to the Mullahs, Israel, and we destroy the US."

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (9TK8E)

395 Hmm, they had something else on the serial killer - not just DNA. They staked him out to get DNA. I wonder what it was.

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (MS0+a)

396 I agree that there is nae faster than a greased Scottsman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM


Baa.

Posted by: Celtic Ewe at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (ctuyM)

397 The mullahs aren't going anywhere.
Posted by: joncelli
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Oh, yes...yes they are.

Posted by: St. Peter at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (jbcJ8)

398 Warm enough for an ice cream cake where you are?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
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There is no such thing as too warm or too cold for an ice cream cake. All temperatures are perfect if there is an ice cream cake in the vicinity.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (oMtOd)

399 I think that the larger point is the current inability of the Republican Party to make their case to Black America and Hispanic America.

Nobody expects anything like 30% or 40%."

Actually in Texas, 40% of the Hispanic vote is realistic and repeatable. And why that is significant - with 40% of the Hispanic vote and 80% of the white vote, which is what Republican candidates here are averaging lately, Republicans can keep control of Texas for another generation or two, easily.

Also in Texas, the black vote is about 90% - 95% dem, and inconsequential outside the ghetto districts in Houston and Dallas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:07 PM (k1TUh)

400 The Tea Party is simply a fiction at this point, it doesn't exist in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Kreplach


The Tea Party was never what most folks thought it was.

Once you understand that, things start to make a bit more sense.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 12:07 PM (AM1GF)

401 How about taking back The Grand Old Party from within, and watch the Demunists split between their Trotskyite Bernie faction and their Stalinist Clinton faction while chowing down popcorn?

I know it won't be easy, but hey, Trump did it, in spite of a primary process that was intended to be stacked against him.

Surely Tea Party types can do it at the local levels.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 11:54 AM (ujg0T)
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Sitting out is not an option. Yes we have bad apples in our Party, but we have a lot of good people too.
The Left never throws in the towel, only the Right.
The SCOTUS and judges are really what's important an in order to elect conservatives you have to vote against the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2018 12:07 PM (PvFoN)

402 The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)



Like I said, when the Trump GOP goes after White Working Class voters, it should stress the word "Working" over the word "White".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:07 PM (ujg0T)

403
But according to the left, the USSR won the war in Europe against Hitler.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (IqV8l)


That's absurd

Posted by: The German 6th Army at April 26, 2018 12:08 PM (lKyWE)

404 I guess Rush wasn't told that Kim Kardashian has already tweeted several supportive statements of Kayne..... and doesn't even know about Chance the Rapper....... weak show prep today.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 12:08 PM (jjaLl)

405 375 So now there is a new show about religious repression of women called Disobedience.
Let me guess: its not about Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:01 PM (39g3+)


2nd look at Handmaid's Tale?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 12:09 PM (KfVRF)

406 I have definitely sensed this shift among my black and hispanic friends. I don't know if I'd call it "tectonic."

It's just... small things. Small, but important things.

Increased skepticism toward Democrat politicians. Highly increased skepticism of media in general, and as a specific result of their insane coverage of the Trump Administration.

And it's been going on since before the election, and growing since. I think the Parties' internal polls (i.e. the "real" ones) are likely showing this shift in real numerical terms, that are scaring them very, very much.

I think it's why we've seen this recent and renewed push to get the kiddies voting. I think the State realizes it's pet minorities are becoming informed and aware and slipping the chain, and are looking to tap a new source of uninformed, unaware voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 12:09 PM (AzW6q)

407 @404

Isn't Snerdly Black?


Why didn't he get boss man up to speed on Chance?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (2JcMg)

408 402 Like I said, when the Trump GOP goes after White Working Class voters, it should stress the word "Working" over the word "White".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:07 PM (ujg0T)


Yes, but the premise here was intentionally accelerating the Shit Hitting the Fan so that the shooting starts sooner.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (9TK8E)

409 I can get the short people vote for Republicans. F*ck Randy Newman. Peter Dinklage will not be able to resist my charms.

Posted by: Snow White at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)

410 The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)


Shit ... here's an NRA hat, Lynrd Skynrd tee, and some Wranglers. Just wear the work boots you've already got. Oh - and a long sleeve flannel for colder days. Nobody will ever notice the difference.

Now - if you REALLY want to go full bore - shit-can the flannel, and go with a long-john top under the tee. Major street cred. Bigly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (fiGNd)

411 >>393 @378

The Tea Party lives on in the HFC members who snipe and carp then decline to run for SOH to actually affect the situation we are in.

The Tea Party is simply a fiction at this point, it doesn't exist in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Kreplach

This. The HFC is total a ruse.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (r9UYA)

412 398 Warm enough for an ice cream cake where you are?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
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There is no such thing as too warm or too cold for an ice cream cake. All temperatures are perfect if there is an ice cream cake in the vicinity.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM



What Bluebell said! It is actually supposed to hit 80 today before heading back to the typical NW rain.
Sadly, no cake today as I'm bach'ing it this week. But there will be soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)

413 The Port Authority video: Yes, she was a name-dropping bitch. But the police could have said, "We stopped them for X, and we are compounding their car for Y." They didn't. Why? Because the Y is "the state needs money to fill its coffers." The cops were calm but loving their authority.

Posted by: Victoria at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (I8Jrd)

414 Jenny Beth Martin and other grifter/saboteurs helped kill the Tea Party.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (r9UYA)

415 Kenye West talking about "mental slavery" is not helpful to the Donks. We shall see if more comes of this. It certainly introduces to concept to a wider audience that will be more receptive since it is coming from someone other than a Republican politician.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (YQ4mh)

416 As far as taking back the GOP from the inside - look at all the good things that will be happening by the end of this year alone:

Corker - GONE
Flake - GONE
Gowdy - GONE
McCain - GONE
Paul Ryan - GONE
Orrin Hatch - GONE

2 dozen or so House GOP-e members - GONE

That's a pretty good start. It's up to conservatives to see if they can keep those seats, or hand them to the libs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM (k1TUh)

417
Why didn't he get boss man up to speed on Chance?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (2JcMg)



Right??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM (jjaLl)

418 The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

I just don't see that. There's a small segment of losers and idiots who want a race war, but the rest are just really tired of being turked over the exercise bench by elites every day of their lives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

419 And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)

I, for one, will not be hunting blacks. Too many are my friends and lovers. My mind is focused, and I know what to do. It will not be too difficult to identify-friend-or-foe in the coming unpleasantness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

420 It may be hard to remember now but towns like Oakland had a black middle class because blacks worked at the shipyards and made good money

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No! Really?

Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 26, 2018 12:13 PM (qV3Xe)

421 419 I, for one, will not be hunting blacks. Too many are my friends and lovers. My mind is focused, and I know what to do. It will not be too difficult to identify-friend-or-foe in the coming unpleasantness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

If I wasn't stuck in a Blue State (I don't have the marketable skills to get out), I'd feel better about that.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:13 PM (9TK8E)

422 Regarding the black vote. Look at the left's reaction to any black person that strays from their message. Look at how they treat conservative points of view from someone who is black. Many times their fellow black speakers etc. are the hardest on them. Here's why. They know that if they convince enough people that the dems have been a deterrent to them and actually holding them down (which is true)that they are in trouble. Look at blacke unemployment etc. under Trump. Reality trumps (no pun intended) rhetoric.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (EDSlc)

423 >>>391 Heh. If I didn't do the checking on the hash I'd believe that actually WAS Kanye.

Admit it, he's probably Moron material...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 12:05 PM (AM1GF)
_______
What Was is gone.

This is what's now.

Escape the mind prison.

No more leashes.

Cars drive themselves now so we are free to drive ourselves instead - where we never dreamed before.

So dream it now.

Dragon Energy.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (t7aa8)

424 413 The Port Authority video: Yes, she was a name-dropping bitch. But the police could have said, "We stopped them for X, and we are compounding their car for Y." They didn't. Why? Because the Y is "the state needs money to fill its coffers." The cops were calm but loving their authority."

Yeah, and if you look at the charges, the cops stopped them basically for having an out of state license plate and for being a car full of young girls that they could have fun messing with. It was a total bullshit stop. One of those cases where everyone involved was a piece of shit, except the actual driver of the car, who did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (k1TUh)

425 Actually? The thing that woke Black America up was the realization that the Dems put the 'desires' of Illegal Aliens and Gays, above their interest.

The Great Unmasking continues...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (NgKpN)

426 I, for one, will not be hunting blacks. Too many are my friends and lovers. My mind is focused, and I know what to do. It will not be too difficult to identify-friend-or-foe in the coming unpleasantness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I'm more worried about the ones who will be hunting US. That's why I gotta get outta here--a majority minority area ain't the place to ride that storm out...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (AM1GF)

427 Sadly, no cake today as I'm bach'ing it this week. But there will be soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
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I don't understand why this means no cake! Carpe diem, Diogenes! Or rather, carpe cake! Or at least stuff yourself with ice cream.


Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (oMtOd)

428 419 And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)

I, for one, will not be hunting blacks. Too many are my friends and lovers. My mind is focused, and I know what to do. It will not be too difficult to identify-friend-or-foe in the coming unpleasantness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM



Just shoot for the latte cup first...it will sap their will to resist.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (0tfLf)

429 258 If the Simpsons writers had any guts, here's what they should do:

A very special episode of The Simpson's, with one voice actor doing all of the voices in the same exact monotone.


or with a vintage Votrax.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (sGtp+)

430 Hh,,Race with the Devil is on...

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

431 And now Rush doesn't know that there is already an investigation into everything that happened in 2016/2017???


What the fuck show am I listening to?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (jjaLl)

432 Because the Y is "the state needs money to fill its coffers." The cops were calm but loving their authority.

Posted by: Victoria at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (I8Jrd)

I disagree.

The car had dark tinted front windows, which is illegal in NJ.

No proof of insurance and no registration.

Sorry, but even I, who reflexively disagrees with the cops, agree with their actions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (wYseH)

433

I don't understand the distaste for Gowdy. He is consistently hounding the corrupt Dems.

It seems that the main complaint is that he doesn't DO anything. Okay, what is he supposed to do? Contrasted with the majority of Republicans, he is vociferous and highly aggressive.

What am I missing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (jbcJ8)

434 >>Sadly, no cake today as I'm bach'ing it this week. But there will be soon.



Oh, good! Can't skip the cake part

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)

435 It may be hard to remember now but towns like Oakland had a black middle class because blacks worked at the shipyards and made good money

Still do. The black middle class is much larger than the poverty we only ever see depicted in media and entertainment. Other than actors, rappers, and sports stars, the popular culture wants everyone to think that all blacks are living in dirt floored huts starving to death. Most blacks are not poor, most are middle class or wealthy, and most wealthy blacks are neither rappers, actors, nor athletes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

436 425 Actually? The thing that woke Black America up was the realization that the Dems put the 'desires' of Illegal Aliens and Gays, above their interest.

The Great Unmasking continues...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (NgKpN)

I'm starting to wonder if the Left's obsession with LGBT is why it seems like all the black women in my area are converting to Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:16 PM (9TK8E)

437 >>>
The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (9TK8E)
_________
Skin color is the past. We don't need it anymore.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 12:16 PM (t7aa8)

438 Hmm, they had something else on the serial killer - not just DNA. They staked him out to get DNA. I wonder what it was.
Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 12:06 PM (MS0+a)


========

I said as much yesterday. If they're going to sniff around his garbage for DNA of all people, there had to be a reason.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2018 12:16 PM (/qEW2)

439 Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (oMtOd)

Carpe Laganum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (wYseH)

440 Isn't Snerdly Black?


Why didn't he get boss man up to speed on Chance?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM



How does being black mean Snerdly would know about Chance? Hell, I'm white and who the hell is Adele?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf)

441 NJ cops may be power-tripping tyrants, but they don't impound/tow cars just for having out of state plates.

It was not a bullshit stop.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (PFy0L)

442 Gowdy tanked the Benghazi investigation, and he's always supported Mueller even though he should know better. He's playing for the other side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (k1TUh)

443 433 What am I missing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:15 PM (jbcJ


His "If you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't care about the government spying on you" comments a little while back.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (9TK8E)

444 Just shoot for the latte cup first...it will sap their will to resist.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (0tfLf)

^This guy gets it. And the blacks/hispanics/gays who do, will run to us like moths to a flame when this shit kicks off. Not to to the soi boys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (AzW6q)

445 440
How does being black mean Snerdly would know about Chance? Hell, I'm white and who the hell is Adele?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf)

===========

I know all white people. Got them on speed dial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (9ZlHt)

446 A very special episode of The Simpson's, with one voice actor doing all of the voices in the same exact monotone.

That's a South Park stunt. The Simpsons are written by a 1983 Timex Sinclair computer running a very simple algorithm these days. They wouldn't know fun, creativity, or humor if it was served on top of an ice cream cake by Cake Girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (39g3+)

447 329----When you've got Republicans like Tillis, Flake, McCain, and the rest of the Gang of Suckers of Cock By Choice ... who cares ?
Electing Republicans pretty much just gives control of all the levers of power to Democrats anyway.
I'm sick of "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?".

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 11:51 AM (fiGNd)
-----------------------------------
My point --- there really is no political solution.

As for who cares, I do! WMLC. That's how I vote.
What makes lefty cry?

Let me give you an example. My moonbat sister and BIL live in Eric Cantor's district. Did I like Cantor? No. Did I prefer him to a Democrat? Not really.
But every 2 years sister and BIL would be out there so excited that THIS would be the time they could defeat the evil Republican!!!! They'd work their butts off.
And then they cried.

If I had been in his district, I would have voted for him with GUSTO. Yes, I may know that he's no better than a Dem, but THEY don't know or care. They cry!

Spite, malice, rancor! Receive the spirit of it!!!!



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 26, 2018 12:18 PM (0jtPF)

448 423 What Was is gone.
This is what's now.


What is, was.
What was, will be.
What will be was, but will be again.

Posted by: Arnold Horshack at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (sGtp+)

449 Friend of Foe won't be uniforms, but challenge phrases like:

What is sear: If they start talking about tuna steaks, ...

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (MS0+a)

450 Yes, but the premise here was intentionally accelerating the Shit Hitting the Fan so that the shooting starts sooner.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 12:10 PM (9TK8E)



Yes. Which is why I disagree with giving up on the GOP altogether, because the "face colander" alternative is absolutely dreadful.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (ujg0T)

451 The thing that woke Black America up was the realization that the Dems put the 'desires' of Illegal Aliens and Gays, above their interest.

We'll see. Even if this starts getting traction, the media will take some event like the Starbucks thing and turn it into a week long "I TOLD YOU THEY WANT TO PUT YOU IN CHAINS" special event.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (39g3+)

452 How does being black mean Snerdly would know about Chance? Hell, I'm white and who the hell is Adele?
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------

Same here. Actually, if a person is a 'celebrity', I am highly unlikely to know who they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (jbcJ8)

453
What is, was.
What was, will be.
What will be was, but will be again.

Posted by: Arnold Horshack at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (sGtp+)


I thought I heard that on Battlestar Galactica...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (PFy0L)

454 427 Sadly, no cake today as I'm bach'ing it this week. But there will be soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
-------

I don't understand why this means no cake! Carpe diem, Diogenes! Or rather, carpe cake! Or at least stuff yourself with ice cream.


Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM



OK...OK...you talked me into it. A buddy is meeting me for dinner and there is something called a chocolate cake martini. Can't have candles though or we'd set the table on fire.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (0tfLf)

455 2nd look at Handmaid's Tale?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 12:09 PM (KfVRF)

I saw a promo for a TV miniseries based on that shitty book.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (OCmih)

456 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (9ZlHt)

457 Carpe Laganum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (wYseH)
-----------

Qu'est-ce que c'est "laganum?" Google Translate says "wafer."

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (oMtOd)

458 Yes. Which is why I disagree with giving up on the GOP altogether, because the "face colander" alternative is absolutely dreadful.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 26, 2018 12:19 PM (ujg0T)


Oh, bullshit. I bet you haven't even tried a face colander on. Not even once.

Sack up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (fiGNd)

459 I know all white people. Got them on speed dial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (9ZlHt)

---

I'm mixed.

I know everybody. :>

Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (qV3Xe)

460 Cops against that bitch was quality asshole on asshole action.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (LiyEm)

461 One of those cases where everyone involved was a piece of shit, except the actual driver of the car, who did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (k1TUh)

Except for breaking NJ law.

Partially covered license plate.
Tinted front windows.
No insurance.
No registration.

But yeah...go with the dindoonuffin defense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (wYseH)

462 459 I know all white people. Got them on speed dial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 12:17 PM (9ZlHt)

---

I'm mixed.

I know everybody. :>
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (qV3Xe)

===========

But do you have them on speed dial?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (9ZlHt)

463 The only reason I'm against this is because when the shooting war starts, Skin Color will be the uniform, whether anybody wants it to be or not.

And I'm wearing the wrong uniform.


I've got buggy, angular eyes. I guess I can always buy really big sunglasses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (/qEW2)

464 Traffic stops should be for speeding, erratic driving, dangerous lane changes, things that make driving unsafe for others. Windows that are legal in other states, but not in NJ is the kind of thing that should be dealt with on inspection, but also gets used by a horny cop when he sees a 19 year old girl in a car that he wants an excuse to mess around with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (k1TUh)

465 Perfect, Diogenes! Day 1 of birthday week is off to a good start.

Boy, I bet I would like a chocolate cake martini. Yum.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (oMtOd)

466 >>>>>As far as taking back the GOP from the inside - look
at all the good things that will be happening by the end of this year
alone:



Corker - GONE

Flake - GONE

Gowdy - GONE

McCain - GONE

Paul Ryan - GONE

Orrin Hatch - GONE



2 dozen or so House GOP-e members - GONE



That's a pretty good start. It's up to conservatives to see if they can keep those seats, or hand them to the libs.



Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:12 PM
.
.
.Even if you somehow manage to get actual conservatives in there, they won't be conservative long because the system will corrupt most of them.

It is literally set up to fail the people of the US and the Founders knew that, but they could not create a method of Government that wouldn't become corrupted soon after it was established.

Remember what Ben Franklin said when asked about the brand new Government......You have a Republic........ if you can keep it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (+Dllb)

467 I've got buggy, angular eyes. I guess I can always buy really big sunglasses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (/qEW2)


You know what covers up buggy, angular eyes ?

Face colander.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:22 PM (fiGNd)

468 455 Hulu series now in it's second season and loved by all the" right" people

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2018 12:22 PM (LiyEm)

469 Qu'est-ce que c'est "laganum?" Google Translate says "wafer."

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (oMtOd)

Look lady, high school Latin was...um...several years ago.

I am impressed as hell that I remembered that much!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:22 PM (wYseH)

470 Look lady, high school Latin was...um...several years ago.

I am impressed as hell that I remembered that much!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 12:22 PM (wYseH)
-----------

Remind me to send you a birthday wafer when the time comes.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 12:23 PM (oMtOd)

471 My campaign is gonna use the Apollo Creed America dancing scene from Rocky 4



#BlackDragonRepublicans

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 12:04 PM (t7aa

Right before he got killed by the Russian. Good call...

Posted by: Timon at April 26, 2018 12:23 PM (NTM5E)

472 "partially covered license plate" - yeah, I know the trick. The dealer sells the car with a license plate border with the dealers name on it, it slightly touches one of the letters and that gives cops everywhere the right to pull over the car and shake down the occupants. It's mainly used around here to roust anyone on the dark side of town who looks too flashy, the local cops do find a fair amount of drugs that way. Everyone who's white and who is old enough not to be stupid knows to yank those stupid things off your car, but most young people haven't learned that lesson yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)

473 His "If you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't care about the government spying on you" comments a little while back.
Posted by: Hikaru
-------------

In that vein, I received today an offer from the power company for a 'Smart' thermostat. And, "It's Alexa enabled!"

"Comes with Amazon Alexa Voice Service built inside.

With Amazon Alexa Voice Service built inside, ecobee4 can perform the many 'skills' that come with Alexa. All you have to do is ask, and watch the blue light pipe on top of the thermostat blink in response. For total hands-free control, it can even hear you from across the room."

Uh, no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:25 PM (jbcJ8)

474 I think this may be addressed to Jim Acosta.

New York Post
@nypost
Your vagina may be depressed https://nyp.st/2qYshdS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

475 Everyone who's white and who is old enough not to be stupid knows to yank those stupid things off your car, but most young people haven't learned that lesson yet.
Posted by: Tom Servo
------------

Liberty Mutual will take care of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 12:26 PM (jbcJ8)

476 Traffic stops should be for speeding, erratic
driving, dangerous lane changes, things that make driving unsafe for
others. Windows that are legal in other states, but not in NJ is the
kind of thing that should be dealt with on inspection, but also gets
used by a horny cop when he sees a 19 year old girl in a car that he
wants an excuse to mess around with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:21 PM (k1TUh)

The windows, and the obscured license plate should, reasonably, net the driver only a repair ticket, or a small fine. "Get that fixed, show up at a police station in 48 hours with proof of the repair, and we void the ticket." Easy-peasy. But the lack of vehicle registration and proof of insurance is reason enough to impound the car. It could be stolen, and very possibly uninsured, which means if they cause a wreck, victims won't be compensated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 12:28 PM (OCmih)

477 What is, was.
What was, will be.
What will be was, but will be again.


I'll take "Outtakes from Zardoz for 500, Alex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 26, 2018 12:29 PM (kqsXK)

478 >>>>>
"partially covered license plate" - yeah, I know the trick. The dealer
sells the car with a license plate border with the dealers name on it,
it slightly touches one of the letters and that gives cops everywhere
the right to pull over the car and shake down the occupants. It's
mainly used around here to roust anyone on the dark side of town who
looks too flashy, the local cops do find a fair amount of drugs that
way. Everyone who's white and who is old enough not to be stupid knows
to yank those stupid things off your car, but most young people haven't
learned that lesson yet.



Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 12:25 PM
.
.
.Are you trying to argue that the Cops should not have pulled them over even though they were driving an unregistered vehicle and had multiple violations on the car itself?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 12:29 PM (+Dllb)

479 I saw the car video ... all I saw was a herd of assholes talking in that New England / Atlantic accent.

My Give-A-Shitter gave out pretty quick.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:30 PM (fiGNd)

480 Tom Servo: "...but also gets used by a horny cop when he sees a 19 year old girl in a car that he wants an excuse to mess around with."

Through tinted windows the cops could tell that? And with a guy there, too?

We might not like some laws appearing to be an ass, but it sure seemed a legitimate stop to me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 26, 2018 12:31 PM (H8S+R)

481 >>>Right before he got killed by the Russian. Good call...
Posted by: Timon at April 26, 2018 12:23 PM (NTM5E)
_____
Exactly because this time we're gonna win

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 12:32 PM (t7aa8)

482 "partially covered license plate" - yeah, I know the trick. The dealer sells the car with a license plate border with the dealers name on it, it slightly touches one of the letters and that gives cops everywhere the right to pull over the car and shake down the occupants. It's mainly used around here to roust anyone on the dark side of town who looks too flashy, the local cops do find a fair amount of drugs that way. Everyone who's white and who is old enough not to be stupid knows to yank those stupid things off your car, but most young people haven't learned that lesson yet.

Wow, you got all that from an 8 minute video?

Color this knuckle-dragging know-nothing illogical idiot MUY IMPRESSED!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 26, 2018 12:35 PM (PFy0L)

483 "because the "face colander" alternative is absolutely dreadful."

This. You know that saying "there's a lot of ruin in a nation"? Most people think it means it takes a lot to reduce a nation to ruin.

I got news -- that ain't what history shows. What history shows is that a nation falls apart or is taken apart, there are innumerable tragedies and horrors. THAT is the "lot of ruin" -- kids dying of dehydration because they've caught diarreah because sanitation is a distant memory. Women dying in childbirth because even basic medical care is gone. Men trying to feed their families slaughtered so some other men can take their food and rape their families. Lost lives, dreams buried, generations of work pissed away...

That's a lot of ruin.

You want that? Go to Venezuela; they're getting ready for a round of it there. I don't want that shit near me and mine.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2018 12:35 PM (S9lRP)

484 Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer being thought of as feminine rather than feminist.





Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 11:02 AM (oMtOd)

and you'll shank anyone who says otherwise?

Posted by: Todler at April 26, 2018 12:37 PM (8D42x)

485 You want that? Go to Venezuela; they're getting ready for a round of it there. I don't want that shit near me and mine.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 26, 2018 12:35 PM (S9lRP)


Like I say Rob ... some people will tolerate just about anything to keep the store shelves full.

But I'm voting for Chaos in 2018.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 26, 2018 12:40 PM (fiGNd)

486 I saw a promo for a TV miniseries based on that shitty book.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 12:20 PM (OCmih)


I wrote about it here last year. Surprisingly, I thought the series was actually pretty good. Which was weird because going in, I was prepared to hate it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 26, 2018 12:41 PM (PNUbZ)

487 150
I would swap the breasts for boneless thighs, or maybe just go half and half.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)


That sounds suspiciously tentacle-ish.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2018 12:43 PM (di1hb)

488 With us, you get 100% original papers free of plagiarism. - https://writepaperfor.me/

Posted by: Juliya at April 26, 2018 01:11 PM (sHeXL)

489 bluebell (#427):
"I don't understand why this means no cake! Carpe diem, Diogenes! Or rather, carpe cake! Or at least stuff yourself with ice cream."

Are you sure you want to know how to say 'enjoy the cake', or better 'slice the cake', in Latin? It's 'carpe placentam' - yes, 'placenta' is Latin for 'cake'. Or maybe 'cupcake', since there's a clown in Latin literature who shows off at parties by eating 'placentae' whole.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 26, 2018 01:44 PM (Zwoak)

490 CBD (#439):
'Carpe laganum'? Hmmm. The place to go for a wide range of Latin and Greek dictionaries is logeion.uchicago.edu/. They give the meaning of 'laganum' as "a cake of flour and oil (eaten by the poor)" or "unleavened cake cooked in oil, pancake, fritter" or (they also included French and Dutch dictionaries) "crêpe" or "beignet". I think 'placenta' is a closer equivalent of English 'cake', except for its unfortunate English meaning.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 26, 2018 01:55 PM (Zwoak)

491 >>>the world united in shared outrage over the alternately appalling, obnoxious and plainly inexplicable behavior of now ex-Commissioner Caren Turner

I hope so.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 02:21 PM (0bRDi)

492 Remember the State of the Union and how stark the images were about the black communities' concerns being secondary to illegal Mexicans. And the Black reps sitting when they should have been standing. Or how they were dressed in African garb (wth? Cultural Appropriation? Were you born there? I understand why, but still.)

Anyway, those images should be front and center in this. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 26, 2018 04:00 PM (FqXvH)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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