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The Origin of the White Wedding Dress A son asked his mother the following question: ' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies: ' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. ' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' (He'll be out of intensive care shortly)
Are you in the mood for some heartwarming stories? These may or may not satisfy your needs.
One of the things the big jet and cargo plane flyers have on the fighter guys is the ability to get up and walk around, make good snacks, and even take along a Keurig for the ride. This comes up often, including in this video. Also of particular note is that this sortie is the Strike Eagle pilot's final one in the F-15E. Soon he will be flying the same aircraft he is sipping gas from—the KC-10. He even gives thanks for the gas with a nice break and flare release as he drops off the boom.
Good-bye cars, Hello more trucks and crossovers.
On Wednesday, Ford dropped a bombshell during its Q1 earnings call: it's going to stop selling almost all its cars in the US. The Mustang will remain on sale, as will the Focus Active, a model that won't debut until next year. But kiss goodbye to the Fiesta, Focus, Fusion, Taurus, and C-MAX. Instead, the company will focus almost exclusively on SUVs, crossovers, and trucks in the US domestic market. Ford President and CEO Jim Hackett cited the declining popularity of the car—which the company pioneered more than a century ago—as the reason for the decision. "We are committed to taking the appropriate actions to drive profitable growth and maximize the returns of our business over the long term. Where we can raise the returns of underperforming parts of our business by making them more fit, we will. If appropriate returns are not on the horizon, we will shift that capital to where we can play and win," he said.
A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships is an extraordinary book. It’s a scientific study of sex that focuses heavily on what the neuroscientists who wrote the book learned from studying people’s preferences for pornography, Ogas and Gaddam analyzed a billion web searches, a million Web sites, a million erotic videos, a million erotic stories, millions of personal ads, and tens of thousands of digitized romance novels. Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men.
The book was actually very educational and had some quite surprising findings in it. Twelve of the more interesting factoids from the book are included here. Enjoy!
It's official Uranus smells like farts.
Poor Uranus: After years of being the butt of many schoolyard jokes, the planet's odor lives up to the unfortunate name. According to a new study by researchers at the University of Oxford and other institutions, published in the journal Nature Astronomy, the upper layer of Uranus's atmosphere consists largely of hydrogen sulfide—the same compound that gives farts their putrid stench. Scientists have long suspected that the clouds floating over Uranus contained hydrogen sulfide, but the compound's presence wasn't confirmed until recently. Certain gases absorb infrared light from the Sun. By analyzing the infrared light patterns in the images they captured using the Gemini North telescope in Hawaii, astronomers were able to get a clearer picture of Uranus's atmospheric composition.
Lots of guts. Big Balls. No brains. Marco Siffredi, snowboarder of Mt. Everest.
Since British explorer George Mallory attempted to climb Mount Everest for the first time in 1924 and tragically perished on its slopes, over 4,000 people have tried to follow in his footsteps. Most have been successful, but hundreds of them have followed in his ill-fated footsteps, succumbing to the incredibly harsh conditions that exist on the world’s tallest mountain. But while approximately 290 people have died either ascending or descending Mount Everest, only one has died while descending the slopes on a snowboard.
"For $9.95 he'll mail you plans for a do-it-yourself coffin that also works as a bookcase." I guess when you die your family wouldn't even need to remove the books. Just throw you in there with them.
April 28, 1980, Marshall Tucker Band bass player Tommy Caldwell died of injuries from a car accident aged 30 in his hometown of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Caldwell was the original frontman for the Marshall Tucker Band between 1973 and 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com
April 28, 2014, Scorpions drummer James Kottak was sentenced to one month in jail in Dubai for offensive behaviour after an incident at Dubai airport on 3 April of this year. He was convicted of insulting Islam, raising his middle finger and being under the influence of alcohol. via thisdayinmusic.com
Over priced sammich shop with tatted sammich artists to close. 500 Subways to close.
With about 43,700 stores, Subway is, unbeknownst to most, secretly the world’s largest restaurant chain. But it might not keep that edge much longer: The company has just announced plans to close 500 more of its U.S. stores this year. That follows last year’s … economizing, where it shut down 909 locations, and 2016’s streamlining, let’s call it this time, where it took 359 stores out of commission. Subway has been languishing for years, in other words — a red-alert situation its executives have tried to correct for some time, especially after the Jared Fogle incident and fake-chicken scandal. Late last year, the chain’s billionaire co-founder Peter Buck even suggested developing an all-new business strategy: Either buying a rival sandwich chain, or quietly creating “sub-brands” that would trick customers into eating Subway without realizing it.
INSTANT KARMA Prankster pushes monkey into a pond – but animal turns round and immediately attacks him
A tourist pushed a monkey into the water at a Chinese temple... but he certainly didn't expect what happened next.
Just because I look like this doesn’t mean I’m trashy.” Who would have thunk? Tattoos can interfere with one's love life.
Kristel Oreto says her tattoos can be a hindrance to finding love.
When it comes to finding somebody special, Kristel Oreto’s body art can be an issue. “When I see a cute guy, I would love to just be able to say, ‘Hey, I like you, let me take you out for a steak,’” says Oreto, a 37-year-old tattoo artist from Philadelphia, whose many tattoos include the word “forever” spelled out backward on her face and an entirely black sleeve on her left arm.
DECATUR — Four inmates in the Macon County Jail were hospitalized after taking the illegal drugs another inmate smuggled inside concealed within his rectum, a sworn affidavit said. Corrections Sgt. Roger Pope said in the affidavit that an investigation revealed the inmate, Romell D. Hill, 34, was selling a variety of drugs, including meth and heroin, “for commissary items and potentially other funds” to raise his own bail money. Hill was so intoxicated on drugs himself, Pope said, that he was given shots of the overdose treatment Narcan to revive him.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 09:52 PM (kufk0)
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Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 09:52 PM (6FqZa)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 09:54 PM (qJtVm)
San Antonio, Texas -- #10 Marco Bonugli? I think he's got a really good
room. (But just once each, please; no cheating.) and, hey, it's San Antone!
http://www.gikacoustics.com/photo-contest-2018/
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 09:57 PM (VBKy9)
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No quote, but I'm guessing it was, "Fuck Islam!"
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 09:58 PM (pvjTE)
Not sure how I feel on the Ford car front. I guess, it is a private company and they can sell whatever the hell they like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 09:59 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 10:00 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2018 10:00 PM (X3JfR)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 10:01 PM (e9G8E)
When it comes to finding somebody special, Kristel Oreto's body art can be an issue.
"When I see a cute guy, I would love to just be able to say, 'Hey, I like you, let me take you out for a steak,'" says Oreto, a 37-year-old tattoo artist from Philadelphia, whose many tattoos include the word "forever" spelled out backward on her face and an entirely black sleeve on her left arm.
Yeah, um, I can accept a few tats, and am tat-curious myself; but this level of self-mutilation makes me worry about cannibalism. I'm not letting her order the chianti on the first date
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa)
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That's pretty much good advice for dealing with any wild animal. Don't want nothin', don't start nothin'.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 10:01 PM (pvjTE)
Only at the HQ!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 28, 2018 10:02 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: ibguy at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:04 PM (uApS1)
True story: I went out walking to the Twin Peaks a few days ago (because boobies). I was looking at my phone on the way, being bored, and suddenly heard a hissing noise. Looked over to my right and there was a goose, possibly mama goose on her eggs.
Sometimes you can start somethin' not even intending to.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
(I bet you did too, huh, Misanthropic Humanitarian?) Thanks for the Skorps vid. I think I saw the Floyd's Wall coming down amongst the other images in it.
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:04 PM (xGMkv)
Spoke with Joyce this afternoon. She sounds so weak and sad.
As always, I remain grateful for the miracle that was this past (extra) year.
Posted by: ibguy at April 28, 2018 10:04 PM (vUcdz)
Peter Buck even suggested developing an all-new business strategy: Either buying a rival sandwich chain, or quietly creating "sub-brands" that would trick customers into eating Subway without realizing it.
*announcer's whisper*
We've secretly replaced David Brooks' artisanal prosciutto and shiitake on ciabatta crossover with the 5-dollar footlong meatlovers. Let's see if he notices....
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2018 10:05 PM (EzdLW)
Speaking of subs. I've had the idea to create a book or website about obscure Americans who never got the credit they deserved. Charles Hamilton Houston, George Mitchell, etc.
One is John Holland, father of the first practical submarines. Before he emigrated from Ireland, one of his first efforts was to build a submersible for the Fenians (proto IRA) to blow up a ship in the Thames. He grew up in County Clare as a Gaelic speaker and was an Irish Christian Brother before he left the order. His work got commercialized as the Electric Boat Company, which still makes US Navy subs.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (pV/54)
I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (6XZdO)
Only at the HQ!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
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You don't see this breadth of commentary at City Journal or NRO.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (6FqZa)
If I recall correctly, Frau Merkel grew up on the eastern side of the border. This is a pretty powerful statement from her.
Also, at the Michigan rally the crowd chanted NOBEL! Won't happen but it's nice to highlight the globalists hypocrisy every chance we can.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
well the scattergun approach is well suited to the horde, bunch of adhd jacks of all trades.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (MTjB1)
I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
Which one?
Sexual relations.
Men? Women?
Thinking?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO)
Sexual relations.
Men? Women?
Thinking?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (zGiai)
Yes, those.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)
I also like a good Arby's.
But Blimpies pastrami is so good that just looking at the ad gives me chest pains.
But it is the location and available parking that brings me in.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (6XZdO)
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I owned a few Subways franchises back in the day of 1994. They are all about coverage. They will happily sell you a store that can do $20k a month. They will then also open 2 stores nearby, which each do 12k a month. Loss for you, win for them.
Fcuk "Doctors Associates".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (9iACz)
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (Lh6Rk)
they should also upgrade their meat and go back to whatever bread recipe they used in the 80s.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (MTjB1)
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Trucks and SUVs still have an advantage when it comes to CAFE, don't they? People want something to happen when they step on the gas.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (6XZdO)
#10 w/o tomato, w/ onion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO)
Pssstt.
It's the pre-cut oxidized meat.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (T71PA)
Forget the names, but during WWII the relentless quest for more production capacity led to a shipyard on the Great Lakes building a dozen US subs. They were put on shallow-draft barge-like structures and floated down the Mississippi - along the way, joining the LSTs (Landing Ship/Tank) that were built at the "prairie shipyard" further down the river. US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO)
I think also having bad service, horrible food hygiene and shitty food is also a factor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 10:12 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO)
It didn't do them any favors, but I think they handled it as well as they could have. I don't know anyone who wouldn't go there specifically because of the Jared thing. Other reasons, maybe, but it's not like they covered for him or anything.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (VBKy9)
Wow, I had to double-check that line in the story. She looks a lot, lot older.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: 40 percent of men who never had a child at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Isophorone at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (g3KQm)
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Just say it. They can step Into a bathroom and take a dump.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG)
US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it.
Posted by: rhomboid
The country was a lot different back then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
My cousin's wife worked with the former Mrs. Jared, so they attended their wedding. No, Subway didn't cater it.
But, oh man....when it went down.....I guess it was baddddd.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (TL2pK)
Thought you knew everything about sex? 12 sex facts that you may not have known.
PJMedia has a several excellent writers (Wretchard, Spengler, VDH, Roger Simon, Sarah Hoyt ) and some decent content.
Then there's the clickbait.
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (EzdLW)
I might have brain damage.
By which I mean I hang around here.
A lot.
Whilst drinking.
Except at work.
Mostly. (fun fact: the company I work for has a keg-fridge, and liquor in the break room--I love my job...even funner fact: not a one of us abuses this policy--part of what makes my job the best job ever. We all know a good thing when we have it)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (Mkuv2)
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Actually that s largely due to an organic amine called skatole.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (QDnY+)
I realize that I set the bar low. Fast food is mainly what we have in my little town.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (Lh6Rk)
But Blimpies pastrami is so good that just looking at the ad gives me chest pains.
But it is the location and available parking that brings me in.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)
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I will try that, thank you. My go to at Blimpie's has been the 6" double meat/cheese Blimpie's best on white, Extra mayo and spicy mustard, add tomate, lettuce and onion.
Gotta get that dietary fiber somehow!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (9iACz)
Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG)
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Phrasing, dear boy, phrasing!
Also, very stoked that Archer is back on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (qJtVm)
you have to go all in.
also, you never know how many girls that were willing to go to a date or back to the apartment would have agreed to the bed part after the date or getting to the apartment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (QDnY+)
or for your completed subway frequent purcharser card.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (TL2pK)
Wishin' I had some good fresh baked biscuits.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
have always assumed lana was based upon you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (Lh6Rk)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (VBKy9)
Nah. He said no one abuses the perks.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (T71PA)
Subs on barges! Again speaking of subways.
NYC subway cars get built by Kawasaki in Yonkers. More than once, late at night, I've seen a new subway car on an oversized truck getting shipped to the yard in The Bronx to be put into service. It's the shock of seeing a commonplace object in an incongruous place.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (qJtVm)
Sorry. Allow me to rephrase: Doesn't surprise me you can put a penis between some ass cheeks and give it a hand job.
I'll be more careful in the future.
Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (7axIG)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1)
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Ha! Thanks, but it would more accurately be a beautiful melding of Lana and Pam Poovey.
Cuz I love cocaine and drifting!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (qJtVm)
Hehe...
I have some extras left over. I am thinking a fried egg tomorrow morning will be the perfect compliment.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (TL2pK)
or for your completed subway frequent purcharser card.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (MTjB1)
Would... would you not? Completed, right? With all the stamps?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (QDnY+)
Whataburger is what a burger should be.
Whataburger uses 100% pure American beef served on a big, toasted five-inch bun.
Posted by: Whataburger at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (Cz+xD)
Yeah. I'll pay two or three bucks more for a sammich that requires me to unhinge my jaw: por ejemplo--Firehouse Subs. Great sammiches.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:23 PM (Mkuv2)
None of these moved me in any way. That probably means I'm a terrible human being or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Cuz I love cocaine and drifting!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
well, I wasn't going to mention the cocaine thing, but the way you took that subaru through the driveway at the wynn was tres cool.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
Posted by: Insomniac
People.
People who need people.
Are the unluckiest people in the world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:24 PM (6XZdO)
This makes no sense. I mean, we're all adults here- ok, ok, but you know what I mean...
Posted by: Comet Pizza, Washington, DC at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (qJtVm)
You pretend you're Alex Karras?
Huh. I guess that figures though.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at April
every single stamp!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (Zogyx)
Posting this comment as a test. Turns out my Mac decided it didn't like my wireless network extender anymore, and I've just spent the last 36 hours trying to make them friends again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
I am officially a San Antonio Moron.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (Zogyx)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (roQNm)
Cheba Hut in Boulder Valley gets the balance about right. So did Blimpies as mentioned.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
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The sideways screech parallel park trick is known to but a few.
Cocaiiiiine!!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG)
We don't have White Castle in the south, but my understanding is they are basically like Krystal's that we have here.
They are only properly enjoyed at 3:30 a.m. on the way home from the bar when your standards are very relaxed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (uApS1)
Firehouse Subs. Great sammiches.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard
We had Firehouse Subs at a company luncheon meeting.
Mine was supposed to be turkey. Turned out to be a lettuce sandwich. I hate lettuce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
I am officially a San Antonio Moron.
Posted by: Robert at April
you on holiday or something?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (Zogyx)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (TL2pK)
Damn. Now I have the munchies. Thanks TP!
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (b0NwW)
I am a vestigial 'Ron.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (Zogyx)
I had my zogyx out when I was seven. They let me have all the ice cream I wanted!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq)
qdpsteve's Netgear extender: MAGA!
qdpsteve's Mac: Stormy is the shit!
qdpsteve's Netgear extender: MAGA!!
(on and on and on)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (QDnY+)
Unfortunately here in town, Subway is about the only sub sandwich shop. Casey's (the convenience store) has some alternative options too.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (qJtVm)
Here you go...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEUaeG4wH4
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)
I have moved!
Or I was stationary and the earth moved under me.
Relativity got me all confused, maaaaaan!
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (Zogyx)
On reflection I'm not actually surprised by Ford's decision. Seems like most of the Fords I see on the road are trucks or crossovers.
If I have my timeline correct, the fall of Mycenaean civilization kicked off an eastern Mediterranean dark age, so maybe it makes sense that the palaces were destroyed by violence.
And good evening Horde. Got a good deal of mowing and general stuff done today, now having some adult beverages and winding down. Hope everybody is the same.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (eMKNe)
My hash reminds me of a vestigial organ.
I am a vestigial 'Ron.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (Zogyx)
Do not take Zogyx if you are allergic to Zogyx.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
not sure they will ever be able to compete.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (VBKy9)
Heh. Good guess, but nope. A civil engineering/land survey company. I am truly blessed to be working with these people. Our HR department is the office manager, a tiny but fierce woman whose only HR policy is this: Don't piss me off and we'll be fine.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (Mkuv2)
They're freaky fast and de-lish! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (eMKNe)
So, A Walmart Neighborhood store opened up (where a Piggly Wiggly used to be) and they have Italian Heroes for $5.49. The Subway less than 1000 ft away has the foot long Spicy Italian for $5. The Walmart sub has at least 50% more meat.
Morons like meat.
OK, so I don't get the peppercinis. Too bad.
Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (sCN2W)
#82
Count your blessings.
It could be worse.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (roQNm)
True. My selection system is completely broken so I'd probably be with another rotten human being.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq)
I want ice cream right now.
I'd go to the store but I'm not sure where it is.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (Zogyx)
I thought using Jared as long as they did was a piss poor decision. I mean, its like looking at Fuckerberg or something. Lifeless eyes, smile that creeps you out, voice that makes you want to slap him. And no tits! Why would use a goofy looking guy when you could show some fun bags.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
They seem to be getting along.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (pV/54)
I watch those 'like a boss' youtube videos, and they do some amazing stunts. Then I wonder how many times they did the faceplant before they got good.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)
They both know I'll throw 'em overboard for a cheapo PC if push comes to shove.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (eMKNe)
See also: Aryan Invasion Theory of India.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (Lh6Rk)
I realize that I set the bar low. Fast food is mainly what we have in my little town.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (Lh6Rk
$10 for a small bag of chips, a sammich with all bread and no meat and a shitty drink isn't worth it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (TL2pK)
The sandwich, commonly called a 'sub' in the Lower 56, is known in Maine as an 'italian', unless it comes from Subway, then it's called a 'subway'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (e9G8E)
I think he sold it after Baskin-Robbins took over. Supposedly they made a lot of changes most Togo's franchisers did NOT like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cd9FYO9Rh4
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (XKZwp)
Queen Victoria started the fashion of white wedding dresses when she married Prince Albert. (I heard that on TV sometime in the last week, I don't remember where).
Posted by: zmdavid at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (xqRaG)
Or I was stationary and the earth moved under me.
Relativity got me all confused, maaaaaan!
Posted by: Robert at April
was referring to you slacking off you your murder responsibilities.
congrats on the move, san antonio is a great place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Sarah I can see - sort of her department, the press corpse.
I'd use all the WH seats for junior press office and other young people. Fun harmless gig for them, subtle message about stature of the event.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (GoNER)
Do not take Zogyx if you are allergic to Zogyx.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
If you take soggy and have an erectiion that last longer than four hours...aaaaaaallriiiiiiiiiiight!
Giggity!
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (Zogyx)
What part of SA are you in? I grew up there, I'm up in Austinistan now.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0)
I thought of you today.
you know how communities have nights to raise money for people who are going through some health problem? a raffle, a meal, a DJ, etc.?
Couldn't you go to them as a hobby? would give you a better perspective on your life, mehbe?
you might meet somebody sweet, too. she'd be impressed.
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG)
We don't have White Castle in the south, but my understanding is they are basically like Krystal's that we have here.
They are only properly enjoyed at 3:30 a.m. on the way home from the bar when your standards are very relaxed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (uApS1)
Been there, done that, what standards?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (OonSC)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
May cause rectal fissures, cranial pressure, sudden violent flatulence, weird impulses to sing show tunes, prolific drooling, a craving for shellfish, thoughts of suicide, itchy palms, lethargy, and an inexplicable interest in soccer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (Mkuv2)
They're freaky fast and de-lish! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April
yeah, jersey mikes is one of the biggest sandwich disappointments ever. have a loaf of bread with a sneeze of meat in it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (TL2pK)
Absolutely! Just keep making those biscuits!
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (b0NwW)
* * *
Quoted for truth. I eat there occasionally only because it's close to work and there's some healthy options. Almost like they've gone to extra effort to minimize the flavor and quality.
I like Pot Belly for sammiches.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (+Tibp)
congrats on the move, san antonio is a great place.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
There were too many witnesses. I'll do better next time, I swear!
*Sharpens knives*
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (Zogyx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (6FqZa)
Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (GoNER)
I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
For the love of God, every generation thinks they invented "it"
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (OonSC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (/qEW2)
OTOH, the Uranus story, that I believe.
Posted by: George LeS at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (/ki+X)
Buy some good buns at the groc deli, several meats and cheese and you can kick azz. Just drizzle Italian dressing over the sammich w/ a little chopped lettuce and it's to die for.
Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (yJ1e6)
Couldn't you go to them as a hobby? would give you a better perspective on your life, mehbe?
you might meet somebody sweet, too. she'd be impressed.
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (xGMkv)
Honestly I've never encountered such a thing. On the other hand, I haven't been actively looking for one either. I'm not sure what possible role I would have for such a gathering. And meeting someone sweet is a pipe dream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever had a bad hamburger. Except when I've tried to make them myself. Any fast food chain hamburger is good. They're nature's perfect food.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
in other words, jerkoff bullshit.
"12secksfacks" bullshit. 12 jerkoff facts.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (oBBCm)
Mine was supposed to be turkey. Turned out to be a lettuce sandwich. I hate lettuce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
Romaine lettuce, by any chance?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (pV/54)
The LA Times has an opinion piece that attacks Melania. It was written by a woman whose last name is Hefferman, I kid you not. I was tempted to comment, but that would be casting pearls before swine. Plus you have to give your name & email address.
It's enough to know that no matter what they say, she is still FLOTUS and they are just a bunch of sore losers.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (Lh6Rk)
My frontier gibberish translator is still not working as well as it should. Help a mountain man out?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (Mkuv2)
....and that made me **Snort**
Thanks Pug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (3Pma+)
I like Pot Belly for sammiches.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls
Sandwiches like me for my pot belly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (kufk0)
Not only did they get the meat wrong, but they put the atrocity on multigrain flatbread, instead of white flatbread. I couldn't even finish it, it was so nasty.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK)
That's fine, IF the bread is any good. Subway bread isn't. And they used to do the v-cut so you could browbeat the sandwich facilitation counselor into shoving tons of stuff onto the sandwich, but now you really can't get much before it starts falling apart. I don't get the mad hate-on for it as a fast food place, because it's not really that bad, but it really isn't very good at all compared to anywhere else.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0)
Oh, jeez, that's a good question!
I'm staying with my brother temporarily and, I think he's told me what this part of San Antonio is called but I can remember.
The part where most of the white people are at? That's all I know.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:38 PM (Zogyx)
Kelley Ann and Sarah were there as bait. It worked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (pV/54)
I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
For the love of God, every generation thinks they invented "it"
Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (OonSC)
Yes they do, as well as every possible kink. They obviously don't know history. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever had a bad hamburger. Except when I've tried to make them myself. Any fast food chain hamburger is good. They're nature's perfect food.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM
Has anyone ever had a bad pizza?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv)
I've had a number of them that kind of resembled a dense, charcoal flavored hockey-puck sized wad of meat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (uApS1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: George LeS at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (/ki+X)
Of course it's true. We super smart astrophysicists know for a fact that those farts you smell but nobody takes "credit" for are sent here directly from Uranus.
True Fact!
IT. IS. SCIENCE.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+)
I get the sandwich and a cookie and the drink, the combo is like $5 if you get their special.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (Lh6Rk)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (TL2pK)
It was raining this morning which made loading the truck fucking suck.
I smell. I need a shower.
Hail and kill to the glorious Horde!
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (Zogyx)
There goes the whole week, down the drain. Ruined. Nothing else that happened matters.
Like cats, we are such creatures of habit, if you don't feed us the right stuff on time, we poop on your pillow.
Posted by: mindful webworker's 2¢ worth, less tax, at April 28, 2018 10:41 PM (3tLP6)
My frontier gibberish translator is still not working as well as it should. Help a mountain man out?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Trump allows and instructs Kellly Anne Conway and her husband to behave that way to benefit team Trump. Gotta have somebody behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:41 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April
oh hell yeah. guy's pizza in cleveland. did not eat half of it. called to complain. they offered to send us a new one, said "no, just wanted you to know how bad this one was."
may be only pizza I did not finish, ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
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anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (Zsmh3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April
yeah, I have left in the middle of bad sex too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
AHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp, pant*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Pizza Hut Pan Pizza at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (y87Qq)
not a pipe dream. totally possible!
Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv)
Please feel free to keep hope alive on my behalf.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
may be only pizza I did not finish, ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Did it have dead bugs on it or something?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:43 PM (IqV8l)
yeah, I have left in the middle of bad sex too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
I want to hear more about this.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:43 PM (Lh6Rk)
I'll see your instrumental "Hurricane" and raise you a symphonic "Baby Got Back":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm)
Needs better sound mixing, but entertaining nonetheless.
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 10:43 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: yankeefifth"
Two of the best sandwiches I ever had,
1: Street vendor in Trieste Italy. Had french fries and meat inside the bun, and then was put in a hot press that flattened it out. Tremendous.
2: Small cafe in Haifa Israel. Owner gave us free Falafels because I took a "instant picture" (Remember those?) with my camera of his son and friends at the fountain in the town square. He opened his shop and made these for us and they were awesome.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (TL2pK)
Kelley Ann and Sarah were there as bait. It worked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (pV/54)
Indeed.
Also Kelly Anne is known to talk and leak openly at parties so why I'd she still working for Trump? And her hunsband virtue signals Anti-Trump stuff. The Unipaty establishment is very dumb.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (GoNER)
goldfinger should have simply sprinkled anchovies inside of fort knox instead of trying to use radiation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (MTjB1)
Thank God Kohl's has Amazon return desks now. So incredibly convenient and quick.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe)
For a while, McD's was just another diner, with a niche approach. Now, you don't really see them cooking, you know they make some things in advance, and there's a nationwide presumption that you can't trust restaurants.
That's what made Subway. It was price-competitive with McD's, looked fresher, and you watched them make it. Also, they had "Doctors" right there in their corpname. And it was stupid easy to get the franchises, which allows for business mistakes of a kind we just couldn't imagine decades ago. Now, losing a few hundred is a market-marker. God we are dumb.
There certainly are better sandwich shops. They are significantly more expensive. Subway isn't as cheap as they used to be, but watch for the specials. Penn Station and Firehouse can't touch them. And they don't try.
I've been trying for years to find easy, to-go, food you can eat while driving that isn't mostly bread. Shockingly, thin tortillas are high-carb.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 10:44 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)
I have a couple friends who went out there and waited three hours but couldn't get in.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
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anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (Zsmh3)
That's not a pizza thats a fucking garbage can.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (pV/54)
* * *
All Chicago pizza?
It's like a New York slice raped a lasagna, and now you have this bastard offspring on your hands.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Yes.
Dominoes.
Full stop.
I like Totino's way better. Used to be round, now they are square. Still far better than Dominoes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm)
AHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp, pant*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Pizza Hut Pan Pizza at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (y87Qq)
Yes. I did laugh out loud.
Posted by: tbodie at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (b0NwW)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April
really salty, crust was kind of doughy. was not sure precisely what the biggest problem was.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)
I discovered cocoa-dusted chocolate french truffles yesterday at Albertson's. They're selling boxes of 'em for $1.99.
OMG. There go my GAINZZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)
I went out to Selfridge ANGB to do my grocery shopping today forgetting that Trump was coming to Michigan. It was easy enough getting on the base but there seemed to be some kind of cop behind every shrub. It still didn't dawn on me what was going on until I was talking to the cashier at the BX.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 28, 2018 10:47 PM (IuYIh)
Dominoes.
Full stop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (Mkuv2)
Question: how recently? Because someone ordered one for a meeting a year or so ago and it was way better than I remembered them being.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:47 PM (y87Qq)
Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (GoNER)
You can't spell "Kellyanne" without "Kanye". Truly there's something odd going on here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 10:48 PM (/qEW2)
So, don't care if Trump gets one or not. Peace is its own reward.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2018 10:48 PM (/bG8r)
I discovered cocoa-dusted chocolate french truffles yesterday at Albertson's. They're selling boxes of 'em for $1.99.
OMG. There go my GAINZZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
Wal-mart sells these little fudge brownie bites and i LOVE them. I keep them in my personal stash.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (Lh6Rk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:47 PM (y87Qq)
Admittedly a while ago. Maybe they fixed some stuff. Eh. Maybe I'll try it again.
But I won't eat bugs. Or kale.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (Mkuv2)
same with frozen pizza it is not competitive with first rate local hand made stuff but it is pretty good for what it is.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
The part where most of the white people are at? That's all I know.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:38 PM (Zogyx)
North San Antonio, probably near Hollywood Park. That's where a s***ton of Germans settled and has awesome food. Great, now I'm craving Bavarian Restaurant.....
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)
I know, Yassir Fucking Arrafat!
Didn't Man-Bear-Pig get one too or was that just the Oscar?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (T71PA)
I do agree Trump should pardon Martha Stewart just to piss Comey off and invalidate Comey's greatest achievement, putting this Martha menace behind bars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ha at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM
N. Korea offers to close nuclear test site next month: Cheong Wa Dae
2018-04-29 11:23
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SEOUL, April 29 (Yonhap) -- South Korean presidential office Cheong Wa Dae said Sunday that North Korea has offered to close down its nuclear test site in Punggye-ri in May.
During a live broadcast delivered by President Moon Jae-in's chief press secretary Yoon Young-chan, he said Moon and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un also agreed to make public when North Korea dismantles the northern test site.
Kim said he would invite security experts and journalists to the North.
"Some say that we are terminating facilities that are not functioning, but you will see that they are in good condition," Yoon quoted Kim as saying.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (Mkuv2)
Or don't; it's not like I make a commission off it or anything. It was just significantly better than I remembered. Kind of between Cottage Inn and Pizza House.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (rv0Fo)
Was listening to SiriusXM yet again yesterday, the Deep Tracks station. Anyway, they played a song titled "A Public Execution," very Dylan-influenced from a band I'd never heard of before... Mouse and the Traps.
Anyone else ever heard of 'em? Their DJ says they started up in 1965 in Tyler, TX.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Not gonna ask why, I trust your judgment.
Do not hit link.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (Mkuv2)
San Antonio, Texas -- #10 Marco Bonugli? I think he's got a really good
room. (But just once each, please; no cheating.) and, hey, it's San Antone!
http://www.gikacoustics.com/photo-contest-2018/
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 09:57 PM (VBKy9)
Isn't the "voting" in such contests supposed to be done by people who care about the outcome?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (WFV7d)
Did she ever let him out of that can?
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990259904052191233
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990260809111568390
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990261516023816192
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990262002449899525
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990262701686337536
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2018 10:53 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:42
I'll say that sounds inedible. Yechhh.
Be well all, time for bed for me. I have a day off tomorrow and I plan on sleeping late brfore I get some outside work done tomorrow.
Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:53 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April
who said it is not? no one asked me and I do not recognize the authority of anyone to declare otherwise.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (rnAwa)
Poppycock.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 28, 2018 10:53 PM (T71PA)
As I've shared before, I actually like anchovies, even on pizza. (Not too many of course...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
All frozen pizza placed on cardboard taste like crap. Period.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (3Pma+)
"For every pornography search for a thin girl, there are three for a woman who is large (BBW, plump, chubby, etc.)"
Uhhhhh... isn't "thin girl" porn kinda impossibly easy to stumble upon (guessing here, of course), making it rather unimportant to search for them specifically...?
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (rv0Fo)
Has anyone ever had a bad pizza?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Yes, actually I have. It was ghastly. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a great pizza place in the Philly suburbs, but I managed to find an outlier.
Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
That sounds awesome except for the vegan cheese.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (6FqZa)
DiGiorno's spicy chorizo pizza. I know, I can't believe it either, bu the thing is *actually* spicy and tasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
>> terms they ranked were true either.
They "cleaned" those up I think. The trouble with that is it gives a totally different picture. Various terms needs to be combined.
That list is the result of someone without clue just looking at very raw data.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe)
Agreed. Anchovies are the food of the gods... and bait.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)
You might be right. Pizza is one of those food delivery systems that usually does well. I tend to remember the very few that disappoint.
Not a fan of Papa John's either.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (Mkuv2)
happy to see it anywhere and judged worthy of the high standards that have made AoSHQ the "smart military blog" that it is.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (Zsmh3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
See also: Aryan Invasion Theory of India.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Right. "Sure, everything everywhere else was depopulated by fire and violence but not Mycenaeans! Had to have been the volcano! Much more romantic that way!" Yadda yadda. Dude, it was the Doric Greeks or the same things that got the Hittites.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April
well, in the internets porn world, raw data is referred to as bareback, most often.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
Virgin petroleum
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (3Pma+)
Of course. FOr example, I guarantee you that a search for "spinner" wouldn't show up in this analysis as "thin". It's just a meaningless look at raw data of the myriad of search terms that will be used. You've got to (intelligently and correctly) put them in categories.
Which is done, like all the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
Heh. Cat fight?
Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth sailing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
Whatever you do, don't look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
Probably some unspeakable experiment with tofu. It always seems to be tofu with those guys.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
It's the stuff on top of the cauliflower crust pizza.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:58 PM (uApS1)
Posted by: Monk at April
well, if I told you you wouldn't be able to eat, ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)
Of course they have some of the best prices anywhere, so my mom loves 'em. :-/
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:58 PM (eMKNe)
Also, I've found Newman's Own's thin crust pizzas to be *really* good. Only downside, they don't really fill you up.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Kroger's had those on sale last week and I got a supreme. Really liked it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:58 PM (IqV8l)
You do the math.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (pV/54)
And a few tablespoons of pizza sauce.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
Um. Er. Just no. Only thing that comes to mind is fromunda. Which...(gags)...never mind.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Monk
At least we agree on that much.
"Voici, mossieu: un order of scallops lightly sautee avec lemon et garlic, et un small mousetrap as garnish
"Mossieu does not like mousetrap?"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER)
Proteins and fats, same as earth cheese, only made from vegetable protein and fat. It's basically margarine, but for cheese.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)
Heh. Cat fight?
Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth sailing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (QxXRY)
Worked really good in St. Paul, MN.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:59 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Monk
Cheese that comes from vegan breast milk. You've never seen how farms collect it? You just put a pail underneath a vegan and squeeze their nipples really hard...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)
---
not until after he lit a match or two to kill the smell.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 11:01 PM (Zsmh3)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 11:02 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)
Did she ever let him out of that can?
Posted by: That deplorable guy
-----------
Try that on a millenial.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:02 PM
ya, kinda
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (cp1if)
Keeping them in cans?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
They seem to be ahead of the curve in terms of creating a Europia in America. Used to be the Soviets, now it's the caliphate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 28, 2018 11:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 11:05 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Shemp! at April 28, 2018 11:05 PM (Tyii7)
You have been warned.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E)
Michelle Wolf wasn't funny. Her abortion joke will get put down the memory hole real quick.
Black gay guy on CNN says Trump was the winner.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:06 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: yankeefifth
------------
Self-loathing, for having produced Garrison Keillor
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 11:07 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_average_
fuel_economy
tl;dr: If you are a car manufacturer selling both cars and trucks, the cars are required by law to have a higher mpg rating.
Look at the chart on that page, going out to 2025. It just keeps on getting worse. More companies are going to be looking for a way to get around those impossible numbers. Ford is just the start.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 11:07 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Hope Solo at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
I need to get on BC. But, I can't get into an OB/Gyn for weeks. (Thanks Obama grrr)
I have always considered PP inherently evil. BUT....if I choose a center that does not offer abortion services, and I am personally not using PP for something evil...to the pure, all things are pure, you know?
If you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do?
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)
Seems they'd be a little gamey.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (JxJjF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)
I would tell my wife and 3 daughters to keep this shit off the ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:10 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
i figured it was one of his many lucrative businesses.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (roQNm)
This has to be part of a Bad Sex and Pizza punchline.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:12 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)
---------
Agreed, as the father of two daughters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 11:12 PM (9iACz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:13 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:13 PM (VBKy9)
Fair enough but you people are literally the only people in the world I can talk to about this. I cannot talk to ANY of my friends about it, nor my family for obvious reasons.....so it is what it is.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:13 PM (TL2pK)
Ask her she's seeking medical/sex advice from strangers, then tell her to see the OB/Gyn. If he's worth it, he'll wait that long.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:16 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 11:16 PM (JxJjF)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:16 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (JxJjF)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:10 PM (pV/54)
Seems to me that unless you're getting the fuel economy of a Prius the tradeoff in power and comfort is just too unfavorable. Plus Kia and Hyundai are filling the economy niche with more affordable stuff so Chevy/Ford can't compete on cost. (Who the hell knows what Fiat/Dodge is up to; all I see are those skateboard/deathtrap Fiat 500s driven by hipster douchebags who feel like they have to tailgate you to prove they don't actually suck cocks by choice even though everybody knows it's totally true.)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Volkswagen, AG at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
With any frozen pizza, you are just really buying the frozen crust to add your own toppings. We generally wait until Red Baron is on sale and then buy a mix of cheese only and pepperoni pizzas to use in a variety of recipes.
However, Papa Murphy's take and bake thin crust works pretty well too, and requires less doctoring to produce a fully satisfying pizza.
For a meat pizza, we like pepperoni, sausage, onion, extra mozzarella and mushrooms. Or the always popular triple pepperoni.
For another option, we add red onion, artichoke hearts, black olives, mozzarella and feta cheese (with a generous dash of oregano).
Posted by: HTL at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (AprKJ)
DiGiorno's spicy chorizo pizza. I know, I can't believe it either, bu the thing is *actually* spicy and tasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)
I have "Bacon Me Crazy" in the freezer, and it has cheese and bacon stuffed into the crust.
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 11:18 PM (XKZwp)
i figured it was one of his many lucrative businesses.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (zr8oO)
CBD is a man of parts, which is a great phrase whose meaning nobody is ever exactly sure of.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (JxJjF)
I have always considered PP inherently evil. BUT....if I choose a
center that does not offer abortion services, and I am personally not
using PP for something evil...to the pure, all things are pure, you
know?
If you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do?
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)
You can buy quality rubber products with some utility for that purpose from vending machines in truck stop bathrooms.
Or, so I am told.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto tried The Pill, once... But they kept falling out!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:22 PM (e9G8E)
...And I didn't have to leak jack-diddly to them, either......
*sobs "Happy", quietly*
Posted by: Rod RosenPenis, Deep State Operative at April 28, 2018 11:22 PM (Bqoi/)
As'ville Robt - I see in today's paper that the supervisor of the cop
involved in the beat-down has filded a slander suit against the Chief.
Heh. Cat fight?
Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that
would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth
sailing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc"
Is the supervisor a lesbian also?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:23 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (1FhAQ)
Eh. Y'know. This and that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeJQbxjEMRE
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 11:23 PM (/qEW2)
Low, well thanks but....we've utilized those. Not the truck stop kind but...nevermind.
I am wanting to regulate/stop/delay things. And, it seems BC is the only way.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:23 PM (TL2pK)
If you don't have gyno reasons, you should consider at what point he'd wish to 'put a ring on it'.
I've been through the "whoo hoo, sex is fun" phase. Now I'm as you see me now. Trust me when I say you don't want this. Trust me when I say the Catholics had 2000 years to consider the downsides
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 11:24 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
++++
I don't think he can get rid of them. Law of the land. But, I think he was going to try to freeze the stuff for future years put in under Obama.
CAFE is a law, but with the EPA having regulatory oversight. I don't think Trump can rollback to before where we are now, but it sounds like he thinks he can stop, or at least pause, it from getting worse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 11:25 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:25 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 11:25 PM (6FqZa)
Kinda depends whether you're defending or not, and whether you have time to plan, how you would clear it (I would think).
Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April 28, 2018 11:26 PM (JxJjF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)
Anything in particular? I did Navy FPFT in 2004 or so, which was shooting M9s with simunitions inside a bunch of CONEX boxes done up to simulate a ship. I learned that I will get shot a lot and that 9mm in a CONEX box is fucking loud. That's about it.
Oh, and something about slicing pies.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
Well that just sounds painful.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)
It doesn't take much lemon juice. Mostly water. The only takes a little spike in acidity to kill all sperm.
Also with the studies that have been coming out about birth control and it's effects short and long term on the brain and mood, I've advised past girlfriends and ec wife to not take it. If I had daughters I'd tell them the same..... And then buy them a chasity belt and bury the key in the backyward until she is married.
But I'm old School like that.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (GoNER)
Who wants to talk about Airships?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (zGiai)
Well...I am 35, so if I don't do it now, I may never get to do it, not in my prime anyway.
So, I will be some washed up 55 year old getting no pleasure whatsoever out of it.
I already wasted 15 years of my youth waiting for something that may never happen. I should waste all of it?
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:28 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April
thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (WFV7d)
Well that just sounds painful.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK)
It doesn't take much lemon juice. Mostly water. The only takes a little spike in acidity to kill all sperm.
Also with the studies that have been coming out about birth control and it's effects short and long term on the brain and mood, I've advised past girlfriends and ec wife to not take it. If I had daughters I'd tell them the same..... And then buy them a chasity belt and bury the key in the backyward until she is married.
But I'm old School like that.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (GoNER)
Save the pain, she should use one of the other orifices in her body. No one ever got knocked up with oral or anal. Or better yet, google Birth Control For Dummies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (WFV7d)
AOP speaks good sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (zGiai)
Who wants to talk about Airships?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (zGiai)
Bring 'em back. I'd pay good American money to take an airship from coast to coast just for the sightseeing.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)
We hated Obama because he was an anti-American Commie low-t racist bumbling fuckstick. We never wanted an Obama for ourselves.
But they would kill to have Trump turn around one day and tell his voters to go fuck themselves, he's going full commie lib. And they would back and defend every piece of him 1,000,000%. What, you think the babykillers suddenly developed "morals"? From WHERE?
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 11:31 PM (rv0Fo)
Thank you.
It's complicated. You see, we have two visits planned.....both of which fall during my cycle. Which is definitely not ideal.
I'm not really wanting to use them to prevent pregnancy. I am just wanting to stop myself from having a you know, so I can enjoy my time with him and not be bloody when it happens.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:31 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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*checks Magic 8 Ball*
Most Likely
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 11:31 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 28, 2018 11:31 PM (BOdUR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (zGiai)
They are nothing more than exceedingly large condoms filled with hot air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:32 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (1FhAQ)
This. Cruising over the mountains with a drink in your hand from the observation deck seems like a great idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:32 PM (zGiai)
Oh, and something about slicing pies.
Posted by: hogmartin at April
well, pondering what it would be like to try and move through the place we are in now. some long hallways with doors on both sides. walking around with extended arms would seem unwise, especially in some tighter corners or doors across from each other.
you ever train with a quarter or close hip position like fairbain/sykes/applegate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
I got some money cuz I just got paid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 11:33 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)
I'd read the Ancient Egyptians used crocodile shit for 'BC'... I don't recall the exact recipe, though...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)
Women just rubbed it all over their body, and the guys stayed away in droves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (WFV7d)
* * *
I'm not sure I could take Shep Smith screeching "oh, the humanity" when one inevitably blows up.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)
Ok, not a good reason to take the aforementioned risks of messing with your hormone levels.
Just my opinion, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
It's Not a Balloon! It's an Airship! Balloons are for kiddies! Get Out!
Aaaaaiiigghhhh!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (w+Jhj)
wanting to stop myself from having a you know, so I can enjoy my time
with him and not be bloody when it happens.
You must want norplant or something like that. If you go with "the pill" and take it as directed, you'll still have your period.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April
pound it in, let it harden.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ)
It's filled with safe, non combustible Helium!!
Posted by: The Airship Captain from Archer at April 28, 2018 11:35 PM (zGiai)
Are we talking about politicians?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:35 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)
Okay again....it's not about not getting knocked up.
And again, as I said....I really don't have anyone to talk to about this. I don't want any of my family or friends to know I am having sex.
Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)
Please don't egg her on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)
https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (TL2pK)
Do I have to hit you over the head? Don't you know how to take a hint?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)
ISWYDT.
Yes, sir! Ha-ha!
Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (zGiai)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (IcT7t)
373 Please don't egg her on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)
ISWYDT.
Yes, sir! Ha-ha!
Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (zGiai)
Jinx.
Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 11:39 PM (zGiai)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:39 PM (VBKy9)
360 who considers the ont, or anywhere at the hq, the place for advice on how not to get knocked up?
Posted by: yankeefifth"
Kinda ties in with the pic from last night's ONT with the kids talking about free birth control.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)
This one time, at band camp ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:39 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 28, 2018 11:39 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: TickledPink at April
well, mishum was right on, you should have oral or anal, he will enjoy both and you will not have to worry. unless you are really concerned with your needs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (MTjB1)
you ever train with a quarter or close hip position like fairbain/sykes/applegate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
Hmm. The 'slicing pies' thing might actually apply here.
So, picture the view into an adjacent space as a wedge. As you move laterally (well back from the doorway), the wedge's dimensions change as the angle changes. Something like that. You can sidestep and sweep an area while in cover using the corner as the fulcrum.
Maybe there's a diagram online or something. It looks like they call it ATFP now.
As to positions, it was just Weaver IIRC. Kind of choked up a little with elbows bent, but you don't present your hand through a doorway anyhow until you've swept the area and when you move, you kind of rush it so there's no chance for someone to grab your arm before you're on top of them. And only the point man actually has a two-handed grip, since everyone in the stack behind you has one hand on the shoulder of the person ahead of him and is watching their own sectors. So... maybe not all of this is directly relevant to one or two people sweeping an area.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
I'd consider it on a proportional timeshare basis: contribute 10 percent of the cost, spend 10 percent of the time there. Hell, if I could shoot as much as I want and pee anywhere I damn well pleased I would actually consider a 10 percent share.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (1FhAQ)
https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
Sure, as long as I can visit. Sounds like a lot of home for the money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: andycanuck"
You mean the sitting room, don't you?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (GoNER)
And again, as I said....I really don't have anyone to talk to about this. I don't want any of my family or friends to know I am having sex.
Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game.
Posted by: TickledPink at April
you have yet to find someone to talk to about this. how is it possible you have no one to discuss this with but have heed for the knowledge?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
Look, it's like this:
A blimp is a Goodyear.
365 used condoms is a Greatyear.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:42 PM (H5rtT)
If my great idea for a business had worked, I was going to buy one of those decommissioned nuclear missile silos as a vacation getaway ... from my decommissioned Manhattan firehouse primary home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (pV/54)
Yes I considered that but he is on Reddit, and he knows my screen name, so I don't want him to see me posting about our sex life online.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (TL2pK)
I think they are just playing puns with you.
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (rv0Fo)
So, what, I owe you a coke or something?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
Your face is suppose to freeze in that position until somebody slaps you on the back.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (GoNER)
https://twitter.com/BNumpsay/status
/990378023257104385
Crowd yelling, "Fuck CNN", "Nobel! Nobel!", and according to a commenter also, "Lock her up!" Ha, ha!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:44 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: TickledPink at April
so you never even tried oral or anal to solve the prob? that is kind of the go to for girlfriends everywhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)
IMHO, anal is ALWAYS sound advice.
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:45 PM (1FhAQ)
Saw a twatter by Ari Fleischer, said the whole thing was offensive and WH staff should no longer attend. He's not as bad as some might think, but if he's this offended by the thing it must have been very bad.
Expecting a nasty tweet from El Presidente manana scolding the press for this latest indignity. Which is the most that most people will hear of the event, and will cast it in the proper light.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 11:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (TL2pK)
Too bad they charge so much to create one I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:45 PM (y87Qq)
There's a song called "People are still having sex" that's hilariously funny. One line goes "Somewhere in the world someone is having sex RIGHT NOW!"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:47 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2018 11:48 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: andycanuck"
You mean the sitting room, don't you?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)
No, no, no. It's the den.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:48 PM (GoNER)
Okay well...I would be perfectly happy doing nothing at all and sitting around playing Uno. But somehow, I don't think he is going to be real happy with driving 7 hours to play Uno.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:48 PM (TL2pK)
http://www.guns.com/2013/04/16/defense-tactics-room-clearing/
Topic 3 is the one I was thinking of. I'll see if I still have some of the FPFT stuff for you if your doctor has recommended that you increase your terrible powerpoint intake.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:48 PM (y87Qq)
My family and friends are very Catholic. That's how.
Posted by: TickledPink at April
complete bs
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 11:49 PM (qul7b)
Shenandoah, Noble County Ohio
Akron, Barnegat Light New Jersey
Macon, Monterey California
Vigilance, Long Beach Island
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:50 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: TickledPink at April
-------
Hipsters prefer flatbread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 11:50 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 11:51 PM (y87Qq)
Is Ari Fleischer bad? I never thought so.
Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 11:51 PM (BZA5F)
No. Domestic ministers are in the living-room; External Affairs in the sitting room.
[Yes, and I know what you're joking about. Sue me for not looking up the bit to see what the Brits call the living-room.
] Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9)
Maybe not exactly 4D chess but it's not gonna look good for the left or press tomorrow. More like 3D.
How do these idiots keep losing to him at their own freakin' game?
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 11:52 PM (rv0Fo)
So, picture the view into an adjacent space as a wedge. As you move laterally (well back from the doorway), the wedge's dimensions change as the angle changes. Something like that. You can sidestep and sweep an area while in cover using the corner as the fulcrum.
Maybe there's a diagram online or something. It looks like they call it ATFP now.
As to positions, it was just Weaver IIRC. Kind of choked up a little with elbows bent, but you don't present your hand through a doorway anyhow until you've swept the area and when you move, you kind of rush it so there's no chance for someone to grab your arm before you're on top of them. And only the point man actually has a two-handed grip, since everyone in the stack behind you has one hand on the shoulder of the person ahead of him and is watching their own sectors. So... maybe not all of this is directly relevant to one or two people sweeping an area.
Posted by: hogmartin at April
very useful, thanks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:52 PM (GoNER)
If so, too bad.
I always thought they were badass.
Posted by: backbeat baby at April 28, 2018 11:53 PM (w7KSn)
Akron, Barnegat Light New Jersey
Macon, Monterey California
Vigilance, Long Beach Island
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:50 PM (H5rtT)
No Lakehurst, New Jersey.
Fun fact: on the wall inside the public library in Stephenville, Newfoundland, is a painting, done in a sort of Grandma Moses primitive style, of the Graf Zeppelin cruising serenely over Stephenville Harbour. Newfoundland was the first North American landfall for the trans-Atlantic Zeppelins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:54 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 11:52 PM (rv0Fo)
They have had zero real competition in 50-60 years at least. Yes, they are that stoopid.
Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:54 PM (GoNER)
Lol.....well no. He's driving 7 hours to visit me because he likes me. It's just that usually something goes with it.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:55 PM (TL2pK)
Recall the abuse of Trump a few years back at the same event. That seems to have turned out pretty well. For the country, that is.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 11:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ruthless at April 28, 2018 11:56 PM (rM1DU)
Posted by: TickledPink at April
well, and the oral and anal sex too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 11:56 PM (qul7b)
But there was this one time, with an ex-gf, a looooong time ago, when as I neared the moment of release, said gf plunged a finger deep in m'arse! Full stop. Instant deflation. Gasp.
Horrified, I was... She was crying and said it was a 'sex tip' she'd read in a magazine -- something, something...
That didn't ruin the relationship or subsequent encounters, but I was utterly done for the night that evening...
Gee, thanks, Cosmo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 11:58 PM (BZA5F)
an idea I had years ago-- a combination hope chest and coffin for
troubled girls. Either way, they are prepared.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 28, 2018 11:56 PM (rM1DU)
These days, they have implants that will boost a "hope" chest right up into "sure thing" status.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:58 PM (WFV7d)
All those fleet rigs were broken up by more or less normal currents of air.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:58 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: andycanuck"
The drawing room.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)
Well.... I did!
He likes guns and cars and hunts and is Southern and all that good stuff....so see? I listened to you guys after all. And it worked out.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
But there was this one time, with an ex-gf, a looooong time ago, when as I neared the moment of release, said gf plunged a finger deep in m'arse! Full stop. Instant deflation. Gasp.
Horrified, I was... She was crying and said it was a 'sex tip' she'd read in a magazine -- something, something...
That didn't ruin the relationship or subsequent encounters, but I was utterly done for the night that evening...
Gee, thanks, Cosmo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April
lol. guy in college had some date with a really hot girl and he had similar experience. he thought he should share this with everyone the next day, especially how much he enjoyed her little move. he was teased mercilessly for getting fingered.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2018 12:00 AM (QDnY+)
-
Add mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives. Oh, and more anchovies!
Ten of 'em, extra large. Ya, TickledPink's buying. You've got her card number...
Nah.We got the kegs of beer already.
We'll be out at the gravel pit. Deliver there.
'K?ThxBye.
Posted by: Morton at April 29, 2018 12:00 AM (pSFKg)
Sarah is amazing and should be a role model to young girls everywhere. The left are a bunch of cruel hypocrites. Especially the women
Posted by: LaSue at April 29, 2018 12:02 AM (BZA5F)
And if you want to click through to see the bitch attack Sarah Sanders, you can do it through here although I suggest reading the comments on the linked tweet first before giving CNN's twitter whore any traffic.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/990438960160620544
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2018 12:03 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 29, 2018 12:03 AM (GoNER)
You know, you'd think something like that would be something she'd sort of know to ask about beforehand. And even, you know, well preparation.
But on the other, you've got to appreciate the fact she wanted to get you off. Just needs to discuss these things.
Not something anyone wants to be surprised with. You'd think Cosmo would've gone into details like that. But then again, maybe she just misread.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 12:03 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LaSue at April 29, 2018 12:04 AM (BZA5F)
Sarah is amazing and should be a role model to young girls everywhere. The left are a bunch of cruel hypocrites. Especially the women
Posted by: LaSue at April 29, 2018 12:02 AM (BZA5F)
Can I get the 411 of the abusive treatment of Sarah, who will be POTUS in 2024?
Posted by: Andy Reid at April 29, 2018 12:04 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
ONT gonna ONT.
What's new with you?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 12:06 AM (GoNER)
http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Series_4/5.htm
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2018 12:06 AM (VBKy9)
Holy Jesus Christ in an airship.
Posted by: Insomniac
Jefferson Airplane, or Jefferson Starship?
Posted by: Morton at April 29, 2018 12:06 AM (pSFKg)
Another part of public life passes the point where words suffice.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2018 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 12:08 AM (PisyI)
Didn't realize Jinx traditions varied that much across the country.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 12:08 AM (IcT7t)
And TP, I was able to find all the information you seek by just a little Googling and WebMDing. There is a myriad of information on this available easily.
But, you need to do with a doctor, who knows your medical history and thus all the little quirks of your own specific history to decide what's best, as has been pointed out above.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 29, 2018 12:08 AM (qul7b)
https://twitter.com/JDemaestri/status/990322154695741440
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2018 12:09 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 29, 2018 12:09 AM (IEVqH)
Thanks. I have been Googling and WebMDing all day.
I guess I was just looking to be cleansed of internal guilt if I went the PP route, that's all.
I mean, I don't have a doctor, so no doctor is going to know my medical history but yeah...it sounds like that might be the only way.
Posted by: TickledPink at April 29, 2018 12:11 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2018 12:11 AM (VBKy9)
It's really bad when you can still see both her hands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 29, 2018 12:12 AM (zr8oO)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrxca6x
What's a little espionage between friends?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
ONT gonna ONT.
What's new with you?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
Yes it do. Nothing new here. Same old boredom. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:14 AM (e9G8E)
-------------
Pfft. I won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: Barky at April 29, 2018 12:14 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 12:15 AM (GoNER)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrxca6x
What's a little espionage between friends?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (3Pma+)
Well. Isn't that interesting.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:15 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LaSue at April 29, 2018 12:16 AM (BZA5F)
Since it's Blimp Night, a little somethin-somethin for y'all. This is a difficult poem to find, long out of print and not an easy pop-up on search engines. Hope the script translates OK. Very heavy business this.
An
Elegy
For the U.S.N. Dirigible, Macon
The noon is beautiful:
the perfect wheel
Now glides on perfect surface with a
sound
Earth has not heard before. The
polished ground
Trembles and whispers under rushing
steel.
The polished ground, and prehistoric air!
Metal now plummets upward, and there
sways,
A loosened pendulum for summer days,
Fixing the eyeball in a limpid stare.
There was one symbol in especial, one
Great form of thoughtless beauty that
arose
Above the mountains, to foretell the
close
Of this deception, at meridian.
Steel-gray the shadow, than a storm
more vast!
Its crowding engines, rapid,
disciplined,
Shook the great valley like a rising
wind.
This image now is conjured from the
past.
Wind in the wind! O form more light
than cloud!
Storm amid storms! And by the storm
dispersed!
The brain-drawn metal rose until
accursed
By its extension, and the sky was
loud!
Who will believe this thing, in time
to come?
I was a witness. I beheld the age
That seized upon a planet's heritage
Of steel and oil, the mind's
viaticum:
Crowded the world with strong
ingenious things
Used the provision it could not
replace
To leave but Cretan myths, a sandy
trace
Through the last stone age, for the
pastoral kings.
Yvor Winters
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Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 29, 2018 12:16 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 29, 2018 12:17 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 12:17 AM (PisyI)
Epic, Stringer, epic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 29, 2018 12:17 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 12:18 AM (PisyI)
OK I'm dirigibling on out of here.
Bet you won't find another use of "viaticum" in modern poetry!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 29, 2018 12:18 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 29, 2018 12:18 AM (zTtjJ)
Yes, it's about the only sensible way. You'll need to see a doc, and they'll take a history, maybe some tests and examination, and can get what you need, and know what they're doing with they give you the options.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 12:19 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 12:19 AM (WFV7d)
++++
Just got around to playing the video. Is that skanky Hillary at the end? MisHum, you bastard.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:20 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:20 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:21 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:21 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (NWiLs)
Same, but also a twinge of procrastination. It'll get worse around the middle of the week when I realize that my parents are visiting next weekend and the house is a mess. Plus a little anxiety and impostor syndrome re: the new job.
So all in all, feeling a little anxious over what are actually good things that you're supposed to be happy about.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:21 AM (y87Qq)
Do you need anything in the barrel?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:22 AM (3Pma+)
I'd rather be in the barrel.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
you want to shoot stringer? that is rough.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 29, 2018 12:22 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (IEVqH)
Just got around to playing the video. Is that skanky Hillary at the end? MisHum, you bastard.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:20 AM (pvjTE
Still a great song, amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (3Pma+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)
I don't want to shoot stringer. I've never been in a fight. I really don't want to harm anyone.
How about I'm fantasizing about preemptive self defense.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:24 AM (2DYau)
How about I'm fantasizing about preemptive self defense.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
lol.
grenades?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (NWiLs)
Same, but also a twinge of procrastination. It'll get worse around the middle of the week when I realize that my parents are visiting next weekend and the house is a mess. Plus a little anxiety and impostor syndrome re: the new job.
So all in all, feeling a little anxious over what are actually good things that you're supposed to be happy about.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:21 AM (y87Qq)
First, congrats on the new job. A little anxiety is normal. I completely relate to imposter syndrome. Just give yourself the chance to demonstrate to them - and to yourself - that you genuinely have what it takes. I've found that convincing oneself, when you're a self-critical type of person, is much more difficult.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (3Pma+)
++++
Sure, but now my peaceful, easy feeling is gone.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE)
Nobody told me tonight would be blimp night.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
https://youtu.be/F-xT3l-b4Hk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (IqV8l)
WTF?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (IEVqH)
It's one of those things that sounds like new-agey BS but accurately describes exactly what some people experience and they didn't talk themselves into a diagnosis because they didn't know it existed until they mention it to someone and that someone nods and says "yeah, impostor syndrome".
Basically it feels like you have to run uphill or else everyone will realize that you're just completely incompetent and don't deserve to be in a position because you can't do it properly and must have conned them into hiring you.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:27 AM (y87Qq)
Sure, but now my peaceful, easy feeling is gone.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE
We've had our ups and downs, and I feel so
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:27 AM (3Pma+)
Thank you. I get the feeling that you understand when I say that it's hard as hell to rational yourself out of something you didn't rational yourself into in the first place. But I do appreciate the advice and the sentiment.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
you getting or receiving the paper cuts?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau)
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I kind of like the rope part. Is the 6,000 acres non-negotiable though?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:31 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:31 AM (3Pma+)
lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre
ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.
The three S's.
Shoot.
Shovel.
Shut up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 12:32 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
++++
Those sound like the same thing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:32 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April
dang.
good news bad news. good scotch, bad typing
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:33 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2018 12:34 AM (zfpPH)
The Marshall Tucker Band is one of my all time favorites. Great band, underrated. Doesn't get the love some of its contemporaries do.
Sister and I finally celebrated our respective birthdays yesterday. We went to our favorite restaurant in Alexandria, VA and ate well. The slightly awkward thing was over at the next table there was a young couple on a date. Man bun guy I didn't really notice but his young date looked like Alexandra Daddario. I mean EXACTLY like her. This girl was a little shorter and probably college age but she was distractingly pretty. Really distracting. When we left, my sister said "that girl must have been pretty, you kept looking over" and laughed. This young gal was VERY distracting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 29, 2018 12:35 AM (bEgdL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
I'm giving the paper cuts then rubbing habanero peppers on the cuts and in the eyes and nose. I think i'd also like to catch some rattlesnakes and release them near my prey. Rub my prey with some poison oak, scratch the rash until it bleeds, rub some pig shit in those wounds and wait for the lions to finish the job.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:36 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Joy Reid at April 29, 2018 12:37 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
hmm. was looking forward to meeting you and Mr.CaliGirl at gnammII, probably going to avoid wandering off alone with you two.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
You can usually offer to exchange it with some rams.
Then it will be dirty deeds, done with sheep.
Posted by: Adriane the Logistics Critic ... at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:36 AM (2DYau)
Are you trying to kill someone, or are you Palpatine trying to treat a minor injury?
Is there a difference?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (y87Qq)
rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire
ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau)
Don't forget the impaled corpses lining the access road that was paved with leftist bones. It adds a nice old world feel.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Joy Reid at April 29, 2018 12:37 AM (IEVqH)
Don't worry Sista, you'll find work in Hollywood. I mean Francis The Talking Mule hit it big why not Joy Reid The Talking Jack Ass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (3Pma+)
It's a trick question. There's no real burger involved at all. (It's White Castle :p )
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2018 12:43 AM (v9IJn)
hmm. was looking forward to meeting you and Mr.CaliGirl at gnammII, probably going to avoid wandering off alone with you two.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Mr Caliguy is nice, let the law handle everything. I've been thinking, I have a shovel and a ranch. I could handle this problem and save the state some money.
It's only a fantasy, I could only harm a rodent or a persons that was attacking me or my family.
I haven't been sleeping, I've been imagining ways to solve my problem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:44 AM (2DYau)
I never knew anything about them until some time in 1980, when a friend scored some tickets to a concert and his date canceled out at him. So I was there, and promised to drive. They gave a great concert!
It's funny how sometimes you just gotta be in the right place at the right time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2018 12:44 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cali's Messicans at April 29, 2018 12:44 AM (pSFKg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (9Om/r)
I have actually done that with crows, as a warning to the other crows that would think about mobbbing my owlets. I hung their bodies from the trees.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:45 AM (2DYau)
It's only a fantasy, I could only harm a rodent or a persons that was attacking me or my family.
I haven't been sleeping, I've been imagining ways to solve my problem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
well, the problem with going into crime is that it is easy getting in but getting out is harder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:47 AM (IEVqH)
well, the problem with going into crime is that it is easy getting in but getting out is harder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
Spoken like a true wizard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:48 AM (3Pma+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
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Word
Posted by: Michael Corleone at April 29, 2018 12:48 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)
Any time.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:48 AM (NWiLs)
I don't want to go to jail.
I don't even speed, it's all a fantasy that makes me feel better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:49 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E)
Holy Jesus Christ in an airship.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
What does Jesus need with an airship?
Posted by: James Kirk at April 29, 2018 12:52 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
The thing I have never understood is why Ford abandoned the cop car business, a market the Chrysler Charger family has happily taken over for the most part.
Ford just quit making the Crown Vic in 2011, at a time when what, maybe ~80% of cop cars were Vics.
I just don't get it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E)
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You're thinking of penguins.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (e9G8E)
I did not mistype that dollar amount, 25 million.
This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (2DYau)
On a happier note - was that the Skyview you were talking about a few nights ago? Looks nice on the web (great location). Nice place?
It's pricier than the Los Alamos motel.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E)
I've seen mockingbirds attack crows in my neighborhood.
I guarantee it's retaliation.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2018 12:55 AM (zTtjJ)
have been thinking of a spinoff with an asshole psychic that only tells people things they do not want to know and goes out of his way ton find people to tell things to. would like to write and star in the show.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:55 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2018 12:55 AM (nWc4E)
It's not me, I swear
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:56 AM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:56 AM (IEVqH)
Yes, the skyview. I didn't ask how much the rooms were. It was really cool. I may go there tomorrow for brunch.
They have housemade horseradish infused vodka for bloody marys.
My friend told me it is nice at night. I wouldn't want to drive home from there drunk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:58 AM (2DYau)
I just don't get it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (0ogQG)
The only cop cars I've seen lately that are actual cars are MI state troopers. There are still a couple of Impalas with the Ingham County Sheriff but like 90% of the county and local vehicles are Tahoes.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:01 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 01:01 AM (MTjB1)
I did not mistype that dollar amount, 25 million.
This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (2DYau)
Stalkers are masters of manipulating others to attack their targets. It's stalking and harrassment and abuse by proxy. They also know the laws and rules of society and walk the razor's edge.
I'm sorry you are going through this. I truly sympathize and empathize with you.
My only advice is to think of it as a marathon, don't react, and be assertive towards people in authority to do their freaking jobs.
Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 01:01 AM (GoNER)
Crows are very patient.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (w7KSn)
Crows are smart. They break holes in our drip tape to get a drink. How they know which field the water is on is beyond me.
I only shoot at them when they attack my owlets.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:02 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: hogmartin at April
have only recently started seeing tahoes. everything I have come across is an impala or explorer for city cops and chargers for state patrol.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 29, 2018 01:03 AM (gEvQ8)
would have to warn them off the owls though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 29, 2018 01:05 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:05 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (2DYau)
There was a story posted - very likely right here on the ONT - about an asshole who would sub-rent rooms from people and just completely destroy them while staying just on the letter-of-the-law side of the line. Filing completely BS suits and all that. Sounds like a similar profile.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)
My only advice is to think of it as a marathon, don't react, and be assertive towards people in authority to do their freaking jobs.
Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 01:01 AM (GoNER)
I have assets they want. I haven't reacted to the provocation. I wanted to, I was armed and ready but I kept my head, thankfully. They are trying to bait me. It won't work.
We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake.
The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits.
The law does nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:07 AM (2DYau)
Then there's the clickbait.
Posted by: Hands
Yup. 12 crazy facts that are neither facts nor crazy, except for 2 of them.
1) more women than men have procreated throughout history. Yes, that's what happens when, for 200K years, people consider one gender "warriors" and the other "loot".
2) Gay men are longer. Except that the numbers they have match up with an old Playboy mag write-in survey, and not with any survey directed by actual medical folks...which came up just an inch short, so to speak. So men lie about how big they are, and men who are trying to impress other men lie more. Wow!
3) Strippers make more when fertile. I knew that, and I've never been, nor known, a stripper. Unless it was in a past life.
4) 2.5 million porn sites in the filtering software. Only? My guess would have missed by an order of magnitude. Or two.
5) Men prefer younger women. No kidding. Also, 5% of people are drooling idiots. Who has to search for "vagina" on pornhub?
6) Most people have no imagination. Duh.
7) 3x as many searches for big gals as small ones. Duh. The small ones are the default in porn. You don't have to search for them. Kinda like "vaginas".
Men like boobehs. Knock me over with a feather.
9) It's easier to proposition men and not get slapped. Stunning.
10) Women like their men manly and rich. Surprise!
11) Some people need a shrunken head to get laid. OK, that's odd.
12) Women still like their men rich. I've read this somewhere before, quite recently...
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 01:08 AM (JGBbg)
Karma took care of that
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at April 29, 2018 01:08 AM (3Pma+)
I know ace doesn't like the guy... so I hope he gets screwed. I'm petty like that, I guess haha
Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April 29, 2018 01:09 AM (JxJjF)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 29, 2018 01:09 AM (gEvQ8)
We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake.
The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits.
The law does nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April
well, ordinarily we go to great lengths to avoid messy situations, however, since you are a friend exception will be made this one time. transfer you assets to me. once they realize you are penniless I will give them back to you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 01:09 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)
I have some experience in these areas, but I'm most certainly, *not* a Trainer in this field.
That said, I have a valid contact to connect you with some of the very best in the training arena.
As an aside, the terms you're looking for are:
* CQB which stands for Close Quarters ComBat. Not alphabetically correct, but remember that CQB term. It's searchable, too.
and
*Shoot House* That's the training structure you're describing in the training arena.
You really dive into the CQB stuff, and you're going to find that a LOT of is is "blue gun" (plastic substitute for real gun) stuff, with VERY physical combative stuff dealing with weapons retention and/or successfully deploying and engaging with YOUR sidearm, while in the midst of grappling with an opponent with but one goal in mind.
To kill you before you kill him.
The training is. Not. Inexpensive.
But very valuable, indeed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2018 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)
Very similar cases. Probably the same psychological profile. The guy shot his brother in the end. I recall that story because it reminded me of what we are going through.
My litigator said this is the craziest thing he has seen in 37 years of law and he doesn't want anyone to stop fighting. He offered to work for free if anyone can't afford it. He is a 700 an hour attorney. Attorneys don't do that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:12 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:12 AM (2DYau)
Yes, that's the one. I'm glad you remember it too because I did a few searches based on what I remembered of it and there is no way I'd ever find that article in all the other results.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:15 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)
++++
Sounds like a movie I once saw.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100318
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 01:15 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at April 29, 2018 01:08 AM (3Pma+)
Yeah, pretty much. Sad thing was that they made such good music. The fame got to them. It happened to a lot of them. Clapton was one of the very few who went into the belly of the beast and came out almost whole.
It's sad that so many of our favorite musicians made it so big and went down the rabbit hole with heavy drugs. I can think of a crap ton.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 29, 2018 01:16 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Yes. Saddest thing ever.
Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2018 01:16 AM (zfpPH)
seen in 37 years of law and he doesn't want anyone to stop fighting. He
offered to work for free if anyone can't afford it. He is a 700 an hour
attorney. Attorneys don't do that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:12 AM (2DYau)
Your tormentor sounds like the kind of person who would love to have a flock of homeless bums descend upon his house and squat there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:17 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)
No, I think he's sitting on the landing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2018 01:20 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:17 AM (WFV7d)
Actually the predator is a female. She's very dangerous. She has minions, one is a gangbanger felon mixed up with the Mexican mafia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:20 AM (2DYau)
flock of homeless bums descend upon his house and squat there.
*Must not post anything legally actionable....*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (PisyI)
It's still a small market. I guess the amount of extra you make from the gov't wasting tax dollars doesn't make up for running a line that makes cars that people think are only for cops, taxi companies, or 87-year-olds. Other car companies took over, but by selling cars with a bigger additional market. Chargers are still cool.
It doesn't match the modern everything-is-disposable market. Police departments liked the old body-on-frame construction models because they were easy to repair. Unibody disposables make Ford more money than cars that can be kept on the road after multiple collisions.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 01:22 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (IcT7t)
I know, my attorney is all over me about strategy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:23 AM (2DYau)
You and your family are in my prayers. I sincerely wish we could help you.
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (PisyI)
Thank you, I think God is trying to teach us patience and prayers for obviously ill people.
Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord.
The sooner we all learn these lessons I believe our ordeal will end.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:27 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:27 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
market. Police departments liked the old body-on-frame construction
models because they were easy to repair. Unibody disposables make Ford
more money than cars that can be kept on the road after multiple
collisions.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 01:22 AM
*******
IIRC, Ford was one the early adopters of the uni-body/monocoque construction technique...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 01:29 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:29 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 01:29 AM (e9G8E)
For some models, not all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 01:28 AM (NWiLs)
Why though? I can understand Facebook or Twitter, but why here? And even what she has said has already been reported to the police and no names have been given. And we are not Great Britain yet. I'm just curious where you see the issue.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+)
You are a better person than me.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:32 AM (Jesl+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2018 01:34 AM (rnAwa)
but why here? And even what she has said has already been reported to
the police and no names have been given. And we are not Great Britain
yet. I'm just curious where you see the issue.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+)
No point in letting the miscreant get feedback about how her machinations are being countered,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:36 AM (WFV7d)
We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake.
The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits.
The law does nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:07 AM (2DYau)
They will screw up eventually, it might take years but they will. Patience is the name of the game.
Invest in a body camera. Audio too. Record everything. React to nothing. I don't know what the laws are in Cali but investing in recording devices knowing how psychopaths who stalk targets behave, I caught some minions in the act recently. Signed a sworn statement imying I was showing up to my kids school high of prescription drugs and implying I was a deviant pedophile always trying to get my kids alone in the bathroom. Those were the worst lies 9 months after the fact. Sucks for them because I recorded everything and they are mandated reporters. So now I have to deal with this without it getting in the papers because my kids and unions. The laws protect Stalkers and psychopaths even when caught.
I truly know how you feel and what you are going through. almost 6 years for me. It's like catching a new species of deadly poisonous bunny rabbit and trying to prove the bunny rabbit is poisonous without getting bit or allowing anybody or anybody else to get bit.
Exercise, eat well, mediate, learn to box/MMA, and anything to get the stress and aggression out because it will eat you up if you don't.
Hope you catch the fuckers soon, tag them and get them off the streets. Or maybe Pinochet will come first.
Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 01:36 AM (GoNER)
You are a better person than me.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:32 AM (Jesl+)
Thank you, I don't feel like a good person. My husband is a better person than I am and he doesn't deserve any of this.
He tells me to have faith, we are being tested and we should trust Gods plan.
I want to fight. I need to heed my husbands faith.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:36 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:37 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM
*******
Yeah... I was thinking of the Mustang when it was the hawt new thang... Much derided at the time for its lack of a proper frame and chassis...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 01:37 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+)
++++
The person she is concerned about is litigious. Files lawsuits. If that happens, lawyers start disposing people. And, they will ask if you have ever discussed the matter with anyone, and they will ask about online. You then have a choice: lie and hope they never tie you to your online id, or admit it, at which point they will dig up everything you ever said with that id.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 01:37 AM (pvjTE)
Someone who's determined enough could figure it out. It could also be required to be revealed as part of discovery. Additionally certain things might be said that were arguably under attorney-client privilege, but could now be argued to serve as waiver of the privilege at least as to those specific matters. OpSec is extremely important.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 01:38 AM (NWiLs)
Ive invested in all of the above, I feel your pain. It's infuriating.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:39 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 01:40 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2018 01:41 AM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Correct. The crown vic interceptor was always body-on-frame.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 01:41 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:42 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2018 01:46 AM (nWc4E)
Forget the names, but during WWII the relentless quest for more production capacity led to a shipyard on the Great Lakes building a dozen US subs. They were put on shallow-draft barge-like structures and floated down the Mississippi - along the way, joining the LSTs (Landing Ship/Tank) that were built at the "prairie shipyard" further down the river. US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it.
Posted by: rhomboid
Krauts would have loved to have done that in to the black sea
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2018 01:49 AM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 01:37 AM (pvjTE)
Didn't know about the on-line digging during lawsuits. Geez. Well, we haven't "discussed" it per se, she has just shared she has some problems and anxiety. At least that is how I'd view it. She need not self incriminate. Plus, she didn't share names, not even hers. Or places.
That said, point taken...I see what you all are saying. What a nightmare.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:52 AM (Jesl+)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:54 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Pinochet! at April 29, 2018 02:00 AM (MS0+a)
Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 02:00 AM (PisyI)
Police admit they wasted 15 years hunting for the 'Woman Without a Face'
She was a mysterious serial killer known as the "The Woman Without a Face" and detectives across Europe spent more than 15 years doing their utmost to bring her to justice for at least six brutal murders and a string of break-ins. Yesterday, however, they were forced to admit that she probably didn't exist.
The only clues that "The Woman Without a Face" left behind at 40 different crime scenes were DNA traces. These were collected on cotton swabs, supplied to the police in a number of European countries. Now police investigators have established that in all probability the DNA had not been left by their quarry but by a woman working for the German medical company supplying the swabs, who had inadvertently contaminated them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dna-
blunder-creates-phantom-serial-killer-1655375.html
Got this one from Instapundit. Woman working in cotton swab factory is contaminating swabs with her own DNA. So, when the cops use the swabs at multiple crime scenes, the DNA tests all come back with her DNA. For 15 years. Wow.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 02:13 AM (pvjTE)
Had you vacate your assets into a trust
Had a good IT guy check your home and business setups
Applied for TROs
Put your bank and credit facilities on notice
Remember, these asshole s are all about soft power. I know you want to hire some guys to stack their bones in the shower, but that's not the right course of action. Build some hard walls around yourself and maybe they will wander off.
Posted by: Pinochet! at April 29, 2018 02:18 AM (MS0+a)
Police admit they wasted 15 years hunting for the 'Woman Without a Face'
She was a mysterious serial killer known as the "The Woman Without a Face" and detectives across Europe spent more than 15 years doing their utmost to bring her to justice for at least six brutal murders and a string of break-ins. Yesterday, however, they were forced to admit that she probably didn't exist.
The only clues that "The Woman Without a Face" left behind at 40 different crime scenes were DNA traces. These were collected on cotton swabs, supplied to the police in a number of European countries. Now police investigators have established that in all probability the DNA had not been left by their quarry but by a woman working for the German medical company supplying the swabs, who had inadvertently contaminated them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dna-
blunder-creates-phantom-serial-killer-1655375.html
Got this one from Instapundit. Woman working in cotton swab factory is contaminating swabs with her own DNA. So, when the cops use the swabs at multiple crime scenes, the DNA tests all come back with her DNA. For 15 years. Wow.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 02:13 AM (pvjTE)
Whatever happened to doing "Control" tests?
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2018 02:20 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2018 02:22 AM (MS0+a)
Is it wrong that I laughed at that story?
Well, at least they figured it out...after 15 years. I wonder how they did finally. I bet it had something to do with crime dates overlapping in separate countries and them realizing she couldn't be in 2 places at the same time. It is certainly is novel.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 02:25 AM (Jesl+)
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2018 02:26 AM (MS0+a)
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:28 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 02:28 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 29, 2018 02:30 AM (/qEW2)
BB, you missed lesbian stalker birth control by submarine... pretty slow Saturday at AoS actually...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 02:31 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:32 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:32 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:33 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: German medical supply woman at April 29, 2018 02:34 AM (/qEW2)
BB, you missed lesbian stalker birth control by submarine... pretty slow Saturday at AoS actually...
Well that's...uh...new.
No sharks with lasers? I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 02:35 AM (GdWl+)
Saw 'em open for tATu at Wembley. Pretty gay, really.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:36 AM (JGBbg)
Supposedly, one of the jokes was :
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 02:39 AM (Jesl+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:42 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:44 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:45 AM (ycWCI)
Not sure how some of these would even get laughs.
https://tinyurl.com/y7mzf7hd
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 02:46 AM (Jesl+)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2018 02:46 AM (a3OL0)
Sanders is not a Leftist, ergo she is not a real woman. We're completely consistent on this!
Posted by: Leftists at April 29, 2018 02:46 AM (JGBbg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:47 AM (ycWCI)
So, no more Ford cars?
Did they finally price themselves out of the market with the union's outrageous wage demand and the CEO's multi-bazillion-dollar compensation? Good.
I wonder how many people are like me and have vowed never to buy another union-made vehicle?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 02:47 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 02:47 AM (GdWl+)
Well, it is kind of a catch 22. You either buy a car made by a union shop or one who took a bailout- or both.
By the same token, they are supposed to still be producing the Mustang and some other vehicle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2018 02:50 AM (ycWCI)
...was so insensitive, even the HQ censored it!
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:44 AM (JGBbg)
lol
Ya know what's weird, that's exactly what happened. I had not finished typing, had not hit post, and suddenly I got kicked off the thread. It was the weirdest thing. And I was kinda glad, bcz it was horrible.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 02:52 AM (Jesl+)
I heard it was good and my diet is supposed to be meatless anyway for health reasons.
The nice counter-lady told me it would take an additional 7 minutes to prepare, so I considered briefly and decided just to have regular sliders.
Time is of the essence and life is short, amirite?
Yes, they were awesome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2018 02:53 AM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2018 02:53 AM (a3OL0)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 02:53 AM (Jesl+)
I'm not their target market, since I don't trade them in every 2 or 3 years, but my lifetime purchases have gone Ford-GM-GM-GM-Honda-Toyota. The last GM was a "2000" model, so I must have bought it in '99.
And I'm pretty sure the Honda was more "American-made" than all of the prior ones.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:54 AM (JGBbg)
Speculation is that's behind it, sedan sales are perpetually falling and Ford didn't want to fight to retain a part of a shrinking pie. Fords will now be the Mustang, the line of pickups, and SUV's. That'll be about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2018 02:59 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 03:00 AM (GdWl+)
I couldn't afford a new vehicle anyway, so it doesn't affect me.
And Santa never did deliver that new Mustang Cobra I axed for last Christmas anyway. I was a good Boy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 03:03 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 03:08 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 03:11 AM (RW1Sg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2018 03:14 AM (V2Yro)
:O
Have a song for the soul. Let the Orinoco Flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkjQVh5KmQ
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 03:16 AM (RW1Sg)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 29, 2018 03:29 AM (qul7b)
Celtic Woman did Orinoco Flow, and I think I like their version the best. Here's a performance in front of what appears to be fully operational Stargate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H4TlDxXxVk
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 03:34 AM (8O3HH)
It's still a small market. I guess the amount of extra you make from
the gov't wasting tax dollars doesn't make up for running a line that
makes cars that people think are only for cops, taxi companies, or
87-year-olds.
There are, at the last count I heard, 600k LEOs in the US. That calls for a whole lotta cop cars even if most used by twosomes, and even allowing for replacement every 3 years or so.
For example, total sales from 2011 thru 2016 Global combined Volt/Ampera family sales totaled about 134,500 units by the end of December 2016. IN CV's last year, it sold nearly 50K copies.
Under the Mercury Grand Marquis label, (which was discontinued at the same time as the Vic) sales from 2003 thru 2011 were nearly a half million cars.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2018 03:40 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 03:34 AM (8O3HH)
It's a nice version.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 03:47 AM (RW1Sg)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 03:50 AM (RW1Sg)
Posted by: Jive Tofurky at April 29, 2018 04:23 AM (2835Q)
AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAHH!!! Now that's what I call a flow.
Posted by: Yoko Ono Flow at April 29, 2018 04:28 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2018 04:38 AM (wYseH)
I made some eggs benedict, dranks some beers, now it's bedtime.
Posted by: Infidel at April 29, 2018 04:41 AM (a3OL0)
I guess.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 05:00 AM (RW1Sg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2018 04:38 AM (wYseH)
Sounds like you need to relieve some angst.
Maybe a bittersweet symphony will do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP3g6oiQck
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 05:06 AM (RW1Sg)
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Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 05:32 AM (aC6Sd)
I wonder if any of the planets have deep dish.
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