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Terror in Toronto: Nine Dead, Sixteen Injured In Another Van Attack
BREAKING: 9 dead, 16 injured in Toronto after van strikes pedestrians; driver in custody, police say https://t.co/sQmmjmISvm pic.twitter.com/bf73enAtGv
— FOX 5 DC (@fox5dc) April 23, 2018
It appears that the van crashing into pedestrians in Toronto was done deliberately, an official says https://t.co/R2kMMJueIP pic.twitter.com/f59Pxw75ln
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) April 23, 2018
Former NYC Police commissioner Bill Bratton states on @MSNBC his sources in Canada say van driver in #Toronto was known to Police and now consider incident a terrorist attack. Motivation and affiliation unknown.
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) April 23, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: regular joe at April 23, 2018 03:39 PM (kb0cx)
Posted by: New York - Penfold at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: David Hogg at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Canadian Bacon at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (UFLLM)
========
Of course not. Must prevent backlash.
You know, the backlash that never happens.
Ever.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (4ugnK)
Lululululululululululullulululu boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: General Flynn at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (5y11N)
Probably just a misunderstanding. They asked for his insurance card, he misheard... you know how these things go.
Nothing to see here, I'm sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Axebot at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: EGGO at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (D4xED)
Oh, and BAN THE CANADIAN AUTOMOBILE ASSOCIATION!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (dmJhE)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE 'MOUNTING' IS ANOTHER WORD FOR TRYING TO MAKE BABIES!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
Shep says when a van hits things, it makes a loud noise.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: SH at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sweden at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (Kuhyt)
377 Okay, suspect in Toronto arrested, 5 dead, many injured. Attack was carried out by a white Ryder van on Yonge St. south of Finch Ave. Looks like it was deliberate but like I said above, nobody in authority seems to have come out and said it was terrorism.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 03:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Freaking-Out Freak at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
I think we now know the motive...
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
--------- I saw a car accident. It was loud.
So, I can confirm this.
Also, muslims kill people because their religion tells them to do so.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (Kuhyt)
early threadwinner?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (dmJhE)
Shep says when a van hits things, it makes a loud noise.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 03:42 PM (vIjh1)
This is the kind of incisive journalism that makes Shep a leader in his field.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (Z48ZB)
Make everyone take public transportation.
No cars in urban areas.
For the people
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Ted K. at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM (+Dllb)
Check the victims for Hoof-Prints.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (9TK8E)
All we want is safe, common sense, comprehensive van control
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:46 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 03:46 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 03:46 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: X-ray at April 23, 2018 03:46 PM (Rrifi)
This is pretty simple. It's the same as whatever causes guns to 'just go off'.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Witness was subsequently detained on suspicion of hate speech charges.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (UFLLM)
two non-customers being forced to leave a business>>dead people from sudden muslim proselytizing
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (ahV/f)
Sham Wows work well for getting dolphin jizz, infidel blood and excised clits off your van...
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UFLLM)
Dolphin Jizz would knock a hole right through the van.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Don't be silly. The van was parked.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (39g3+)
is Finland ending their Universal Income experiment of any interest to anyone?
http://tinyurl.com/yat3282d
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (EyPfd)
That means in addition to the Saracens, the antifa globalist anti-globalist fascists could be involved.
And Soros, of course.
Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (5y11N)
I'm just waiting for some wacky Imam to claim that some Israeli shape-shifted into a van and ran people over in Canada to inspire Muslim Backlash.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (9TK8E)
For the people
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke at all
Good God, Man!
Don't give them any ideas!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times, Oh the Morals Critic ... at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Brass knuckles at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
Proof positive that it was terrorism, then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (Kuhyt)
All we want is control.FIFY
Posted by: X-ray at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (KnK6d)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
I laughed. Thanks.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (zSVEm)
...........
??????????????
Posted by: FBI at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)
----right...and let's ignore 1.5 millennia of islamic war against Europe and the rest of the world, the islamic world being a threat up until WWI made them a footnote in history.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:49 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (EDSlc)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (37IEG)
---
Brake failure. Driver was trying to respond to an important incoming 'phone call. The sun was in his eyes.
Poorly designed intersection. Bad traffic planning by city engineers. The curb caught the front tire and pulled the vehicle up onto the sidewalk. It wasn't the driver's fault.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (roQNm)
Needed to use the bathroom at Tim Horton's. Now everyone will have to undergo sensitivity training.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mac at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (fOoQ8)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (z3nSX)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (sjdRT)
some Israeli shape-shifted into a van and ran people over in Canada to
inspire Muslim Backlash.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM
.
.
.Wow, Jews can shape shift too? If I convert do I get all of those secret powers along with a personal weather control machine?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (VoMt7)
Lululululululululululullulululu boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (pQplJ)
That made me laugh. I'm probably a horrible person.
Posted by: m at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (ecMDh)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (UFLLM)
Never heard of it
Posted by: CHARLES GIBSON at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (f6tGE)
I just saw one going down our street.
Damn...I'm literally shaking from how close that was.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (Kuhyt)
Who else is feeling like a van driving survivor? I say we march on Washington!
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (37IEG)
Brilliant, just brilliant. Leftism in a nutshell.
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)
I'm printing out your Certified Van Survivor credentials.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (sjdRT)
Poorly designed intersection. Bad traffic planning by city engineers. The curb caught the front tire and pulled the vehicle up onto the sidewalk. It wasn't the driver's fault.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (roQNm)
And besides, the filthy kuffars had it coming.
Oh, and he wasn't there either.
And it was self-defense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 03:44 PM
This is a common question and the Surahs and Koran hardly mention. It is assumed that one is diligent in killing infidels and not so diligent in cleaning up afterwards.
Hope this is helpful.
Posted by: Ask the Imam at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (LOgQ4)
I believe he was looking for a Hawaiian snackbar
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (UFLLM)
***
Remember when Obama and Hillary "accidentally" created ISIS?
Oopsie!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (Z8FFX)
For the people
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke at all
Good God, Man!
Don't give them any ideas!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times, Oh the Morals Critic ... at April 23, 2018 03:48 PM (AoK0a)
There actually ARE a bunch of Luddites who think like this, and think we should all live densely in cities and ride unicycles whereever we go. OK, bicycles, but they are utterly unrealistic. And what kind of vehicles ship goods into their little boutiques one wonders.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
Right? So it must be Ryder's fault.
or the gas in the tank, that comes from an oil company and they're hateful.
There must be a deep pocket to blame somewhere in there.
Posted by: Brass knuckles at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (z79tQ)
http://toronto.citynews.ca/
Yonge [pronounced 'young'] is the city's main street N-S; Finch is a main E-W street towards the city's north in the suburb of North York; perp arrested to the south at E-W Sheppard Ave.
I saw footage of them arresting the guy. He was outside the van and pulled what appeared to be a handgun from his pocket and pointed it at the cops; then surrendered to the cops without further incidence.
While cuffing him I saw he was baldheaded but maybe with a small beard; and was light-skinned although couldn't tell if really, really light-skinned or "Mediterranean".
Too soon to release a name or the like so we'll have to see.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (VBKy9)
I read that in John Belushi's voice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (t1c00)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (EyPfd)
I'm printing out your Certified Van Survivor credentials.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (sjdRT)
Don't forget mine. I'm trying to decide, should I do an arm band for the upcoming survivor speech on the National Mall?
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (37IEG)
So WTF CAN you tell us, then? Can you confirm it's Monday, perhaps, or do you have to look into that too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (+3KlA)
Chemical Week headline: "Formosa Petrochemical to proceed with $9.4 billion Louisiana cracker project." I thought Louisiana had enough crackers there already.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (IqV8l)
*Yeah, yeah, I know, it's Justin, but, all leftists look pretty much the same to me.
Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UFLLM)
Terrorism has nothing to do with the religion of peace. Terrorism is a cry for help from the exploited peoples of the earth who were colonized by white capitalists for centuries. It's the product of capitalism, nothing more. Once global redistribution rescues these poor victims, we will see the Pax Muhammad.
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
No, it's unicycles and stilts.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (KnK6d)
should all live densely in cities and ride unicycles whereever we go.
OK, bicycles, but they are utterly unrealistic.
=====
Velocipedes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (8ikIW)
Oops, was busy cutting clit off my goat, sorry...
Posted by: ISIS Ike
at least you can find the clit
Posted by: Huma at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (pQplJ)
That made me laugh. I'm probably a horrible person.
Posted by: m
You'll laugh harder if you read it in Jeff Dunham's Achmed voice.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (pQplJ)
Justifiable rage at Hannity shell companies.
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (MxEKc)
"We translated his name into English, so as to not offend. John Smith, that's his name."
--Canada News
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 03:34 PM (42M22)
Hey, it's Mrs. Verlander to you.
Posted by: Mr. Verlander at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (HdZcn)
Terrorism is a cry for help from the exploited peoples of the earth who were colonized by white capitalists for centuries.
Hannity, the rent is too damn high!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (IqV8l)
So when a mass shooting is perpetrated by someone who's not an NRA member, it's the NRA's fault. But when a terrorist attack is perpetrated by a muslim, it has nothing to do with islam.
Posted by: josephistan
The quite serious answer is: to the Left, yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (EyPfd)
"Shell Company"
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: maddogg
just stay the fuck away from the prairies
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (FZYNt)
I just saw one going down our street.
Damn...I'm literally shaking from how close that was.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM
If you've ever seen the inside of my wife's van after a winter shuttling kids around, well it's not pretty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (EDSlc)
Poorly designed intersection. Bad traffic planning by city engineers. The curb caught the front tire and pulled the vehicle up onto the sidewalk. It wasn't the driver's fault.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (roQNm)
It was swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Verlander
Hey, Justin. I mean this in the best possible way with all due respect. F**K YOU!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Does Sean Hannity own a Ryder Rental franchise?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (EyPfd)
He owns shell companies that buy and sell residential properties. And what do people use when moving in and out of houses?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
---
Drones...
#Duh.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (XnXLV)
Posted by: Mr. Verlander at April 23, 2018 03:57 PM (8iiMU)
Yes sir, Mr. Verlander. As long as you keep cutting those check for cleaning the pool you don't have.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Tom Arnold at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (ATVNj)
All life is sacred and such a horror should be visited upon no family.
Posted by: john done at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (2CtSR)
"We translated his name into English, so as to not offend. John Smith, that's his name."
--Canada News
-------------------------remember, it's "he yelled an ancient arabic phrase and referred to God"
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (Kuhyt)
Does Sean Hannity own a Ryder Rental franchise?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (EyPfd)
He owns shell companies that buy and sell residential properties. And what do people use when moving in and out of houses?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
U-Haul
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
like the guitar scene in Animal House?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs
Posted by: X-ray at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (Rrifi)
Posted by: kraken
YOUR confused?
We're fcuking baffled!
Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (9B/d8)
----
Fake News. I knew it!
It never happened.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (roQNm)
Poorly designed intersection. Bad traffic planning by city engineers. The curb caught the front tire and pulled the vehicle up onto the sidewalk. It wasn't the driver's fault.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 03:50 PM (roQNm)
It was swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (7H
Driver was in the back of the van on his prayer rug. Hard to drive and pray at the same time. Freedom of religion, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Soothie at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (QW9Ju)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
They're trying to push that downtown pedestrian mall crap here in our little burg. How many people cycle for transportation? Hell, how many people ride bikes at all?
White males in their 20s are pretty much the demographic, right?
So what happens to people buying, e.g., groceries? Or the elderly? Or expecting women?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (EDSlc)
How about the Kennedys?
How about the Clintons?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (EDSlc)
OpSec. OpSec. OpSec.
Honestly ... I'm pretty much out of shit to say about all this. Either you think like me, or you don't and won't. At this point - no additional example will change anyone's mind.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (nhgiS)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 03:56 PM (MIKMs)
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Much safer than velocoraptors.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (vDqXW)
White privilege.
Posted by: Minnfidel
Yellow trucks matter
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (FZYNt)
I think Paris has some sort of Frog master plan to rid the city of vehicles by 2030. Whatever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (KnK6d)
2030? If it's such a pressing issue, they really need to hop to it...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (XWkhW)
"We translated his name into English, so as to not offend. John Smith, that's his name."
--Canada News
-------------------------remember, it's "he yelled an ancient arabic phrase and referred to God"
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 03:59 PM (Kuhyt)
"His name was Al something. Al Abdullah, or something like that."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (+3KlA)
White trucks are actually seasonal camo in Canada.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (NWiLs)
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{spits}
Van people!
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 03:55 PM (KnK6d)
All vehicles except German panzers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (+3KlA)
***
The day after video of Paddock at a pussy hat protest showed up the story died. Amazing that...no?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (EDSlc)
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i've seen the inside of your wife's van many times...
but that's not what had my attention.
Posted by: Paolo at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (XnXLV)
Laden...or unladen?
Thank yew.
I'll be here till Tuesday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 04:03 PM (oiNtH)
So, how fast can a Ryder Rental Truck go?
Laden...or unladen?
Thank yew.
I'll be here till Tuesday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (EyPfd)
Are you suggestin Ryder Trucks migrate?
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Joy Reid at April 23, 2018 04:03 PM (xqfqx)
--
That certainly explains all the car fires.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (Z8FFX)
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Mainly because that guy on that tape looks less and less like Paddock the more they show the surveillance tape. Paddock is *lanky*.
We only had 3 photos of various ages to go on before they released the couple minutes of video footage.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)
***
The Clinton Global Initiative controls billions in assets.
We know that the Clintons live off that money, but no one has bothered to investigate what they are doing with the money in any detail.
If their accounts are smart they've been funneling into shell accounts, especially since the election.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (qplvQ)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:05 PM (Kuhyt)
So, how fast can a Ryder Rental Truck go?
Laden...or unladen?
Thank yew.
I'll be here till Tuesday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:02 PM (EyPfd)
Depends on whether it's Been Laden or Been Unladen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:05 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:05 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: MichiCanuck
Premier, for now
Posted by: Doug Ford at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (+3KlA)
If you carefully read their literature, you absolutely can't buy groceries in large quantities. You must buy them at a farmer's market (assuming the farmer carried them in on a mule) locally. Bags of any kind cause warming, so your food should be carried in either your hands or in baskets you wove from dead twigs. The remains can be composted in your counter-top worm composter. If you're properly eating a plant based diet only, you can get enough vegetables home each day in your hand woven basket on your bike. The elderly should be left to die so that their carbon footprint is eliminated and women should never reproduce. The real hardcore have issues with soap, makeup, and clothes as well. You're best off buying bamboo based clothing at the farmer's market as well. Gaia thanks you.
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (ahV/f)
on hold for now, because it would upset too many rice bowls. but, as soon as they can get the graft apportioned, it, unlike Steiner, will come.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (XnXLV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Still time left in the day since God is on Eastern time. Archangel out front should have told you.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (RD7QR)
Flynn cleared by FBI? Rosenstien stepping down?
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (m7LQK)
Stop it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
Speaking of vans...
I'm at the dreaded registry of motor vehicles. It's a hive of scum and villainy in here.
Posted by: Soothie at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (QW9Ju)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (m7LQK)
*Punches out another date on the Rapture Card*
A couple more and I get a free sandwich.
like the guitar scene in Animal House?
No, like this:
https://youtu.be/QZqfxoCYfxw?t=10s
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (dmJhE)
Cause like a kaffir you was standing there
My bumper glancing off your hair
I'm woke'd up cuz the Jews took all my land.
Im gonna kill you in my Chevy van and that's all right with me..
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (37IEG)
_______________________
My fellow Canadians, I come before you today with a heavy heart. As you know, there was a tragic incident earlier today in which several Canadians were unfortunately killed by a righteously enraged Muslim immigrant. This immigrant, who is part of the diversity of which we are so justifiably proud in Canada, was expressing his anger at the fact that so many of us in Canada have not yet submitted to his god and his religion. In order to make Canada a more welcoming, tolerant, and inclusive society, I urge all Canadians to search their hearts tonight and ask themselves why they have not yet submitted to Islam. You know you want to! Please, do it for the children!!! Thank you, and may Allah bless Canada!
Posted by: Justin T at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (fqUgw)
native Torontonian, she has a clue, unlike the hapless Shep. He kept
calling Kathleen Wynne the "mayor" of Ontario. She's the Premier of
Ontario. It's like calling Greg Abbott the mayor of Texas. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at April 23, 2018 04:04 PM (qplvQ)
But we don't have to learn canadian things.
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (ahV/f)
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She developed early in life.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (ahV/f)
Some flaming liberals nearby were seen riding their bikes five miles - over steep hills, on a hot day - to do the grocery shopping for a family of four, and then schlepping five miles back over the same hills with panniers stuffed with groceries.
Madness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Blondie at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (ATVNj)
Still time left in the day since God is on Eastern time. Archangel out front should have told you.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
I couldn't find my saddle
Posted by: #3 of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse at April 23, 2018 04:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (MxDEF)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (VBKy9)
Have you seen her pic in school at 18? How any boys got any work done at all in her classes I cannot understand.
Yes, I'm a dirty old man, she's well under half my age +7. I'd break that rule for a kiss from her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (m7LQK)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (wPiJc)
Greg Abbott is a lesbian???
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (VBKy9)
Not true. He's a black female dolphin-kin
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (VBKy9)
on hold for now, because it would upset too many rice bowls. but, as soon as they can get the graft apportioned, it, unlike Steiner, will come.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (XnXLV)
The hitch? That bill would affect virtually ALL of SF.
You have to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (+3KlA)
I'd still hit it, because I'm a guy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (8iiMU)
I'd have figured Jehovah was on Israel Standard Time. GMT+3 I think.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (XnXLV)
Not 'Rapture'! Raptors!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (VBKy9)
That's why he mounted the curb. Raptors can't run worth shit on concrete.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (m7LQK)24 >210
Flynn cleared by FBI? Rosenstien stepping down?
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (m7LQK)
Stop it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
Don't tease me bro.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (6yfJe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Wait - are we using the Gregorian calendar or the Julian one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (+3KlA)
They name all the boys muhammad, so when the cops ask have you seen muhammad, the others say "I'm muhammad". kind of a spartacus thing.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (UFLLM)
In Islam, Allah is the state.
Different sides of the same evil coin.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (fA1SL)
162 Wasn't the Rapture supposed to be today? Did we all not make the cut?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Wait - are we using the Gregorian calendar or the Julian one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (+3KlA)
Old Times Roman.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (aDL0N)
.........
There you are. Did you happen to see Arthel Neville yesterday in her scarlet dress and matching lipstick?
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (6yfJe)
Islam is a tool, like any other.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (Dp6qK)
I have a dream.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (roQNm)
Zombie can speak to this better than I, but I understand that our sinister friends in SF are not too happy about this possibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Well I just ordered Pizza for the Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (t1c00)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (zSVEm)
Because the left is stupid, and thinks they won't get eaten.
But mostly because they're stupid.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (xqfqx)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (aDL0N)
Same to you, buddy.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:12 PM (r+sAi)
Close enough. Arrest 'em all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (5y11N)
Those witnesses sound pretty racist to me.
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (xjiRE)
Looks like I was wrong about having a short beard. Must have been a shadow or the like.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (0tfLf)
_________________
We pretty much love all totalitarian ideologies.
Plus islam lets us diddle kiddies and treat women like dirt. We likey.
Posted by: Loony Left at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
A lot of farmers market stuff is just guys picking up wholesale veggies and putting them in their own boxes, not actually growing them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Well I just ordered Pizza for the Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (5y11N)
Damn. I just washed the car, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (LiyEm)
Islam is a tool, like any other.
That's gonna backfire on them bigly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (vWMNq)
Old Times Roman.
So, the pre-Julian calendar that no one but the Romans understood?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
tsk tsk...and you wonder why they keep missing the date for Rapture predictions?
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (dmJhE)
......
Well, we have been spending an inordinate amount of time goggling pictures of her, so it just seems like forever.
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (K2aKX)
And, technically, they were Caucasian, like all Semites. Man, the neo Nazi types do not like to hear that. "Them Joo boys aint white!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (r+sAi)
Wait, wut? Next you'll be telling me that the "organic" produce isn't "organic" at all, but is just the scruffiest specimens plucked from the rest of the produce.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2018 04:10 PM (8iiMU)
.........
There you are. Did you happen to see Arthel Neville yesterday in her scarlet dress and matching lipstick?
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
No, I didn't. Glancing at her internet pictures, she seems to be a solid One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (8iiMU)
So, the pre-Julian calendar that no one but the Romans understood?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM
I think back then it was New Times Roman.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:07 PM (dmJhE)
......
Well, we have been spending an inordinate amount of time goggling pictures of her, so it just seems like forever.
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Maybe she was using the Traci Lords business model...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
I started singing Roxanne. Badly.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (sjdRT)
You have to laugh.
I hope someone eminent domains 3/4 of San Fran in order to build high rise section 8 towers. They can start in Nob Hill.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (iv0p7)
Eric Bower was cuffed and arraigned Friday evening on four related counts.
"I would call this a very embarrassing time for me," Bower said.
Bloomsburg Mayor Eric Bower has made the front page of the newspaper before. But never quite like this. State police cuffed Bower Friday evening, accusing him of paying for sex.
Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Oh. So Justin is a muslim tranny. Is he gonna change his name to Justine?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
Islam is a tool, like any other.
That's gonna backfire on them bigly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2018 04:15 PM (vtcmf)
See, e.g., Iran, 1980.
Oopsie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (K2aKX)
http://tinyurl.com/y9455mnv
You're welcome
How do you even teach a class with her in it? OK today we're gonna open... our books... at ... uh.... homina
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (NWiLs)
depending upon your variety of Christianity I suppose, but most don't find that as part of the bible.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
clap of the sport known as golf ...
Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times, Oh the Morals Critic ... at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)
And, technically, they were Caucasian, like all Semites. Man, the
neo Nazi types do not like to hear that. "Them Joo boys aint white!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM
.
.
.Don't forget the ever popular White Hispanic!......................
Posted by: This is cnn at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
Someone should alert Kristol before this influenza spreads!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)
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as opposed to Times New Roman?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (XnXLV)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (r+sAi)
Wasn't her big break when she was 18? That's 7 years.
And she may not have aged much in the past several years, there are some professional pictures of her where she looks much younger.
And for me, The Rapture makes me think of the Debbie Harris song/rap/whatever. Fab 5 Freddy and all that.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (hXeKX)
You don't have super princess powers. And a doctor that charges a lambourghini every hour and a team of Milanese makeup artists.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Old Times Roman?
Its all those XLI that gets then confused.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (K2aKX)
Zhe, XLI, Zer....of course they're confused.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (wdmm9)
But they haven't yet determined if the attack on the World Trade Center Twin Towers was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (roQNm)
Well, as earthquake-resistant as possible given a Mexican-style government.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheri
Isn't this her third?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 04:21 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (oiNtH)
She's royalty. They have people for that.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:21 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:21 PM (EyPfd)
The young men of our fine, Democrat controlled, inner-city ghettos have a similar tactic. They all wear large, plain white t-shirts, and big baggy jeans. On the occasions that a crime victim calls the police, the description will inevitably match 100 guys in a two block radius.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 04:21 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Cheri
A free tin foil membership for a year that the kid is named Mohammed.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 04:21 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (oiNtH)
Anti-western civ.
Western civ stands in the way of global re-distributive collectivism (communism).
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (ahV/f)
_________________
I thought it was kinda weird that she just popped the kid out this morning, and a few hours later they've got her in hair and make-up, pulling on the pantyhose and high heels to go stand outside for the photo opps.
Geez, at least give her a day or so to recover.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: GregV61 at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (FLpne)
CTV has statement from a witness
====
Witness Ali Shaker, who was driving southbound at the time, says the van
was travelling at high speed on the sidewalk. The van was also
southbound.
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Does not sound like an "accident".
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:00 PM (+3KlA)
Three wheel bicycle carts like they have in Asia.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (Jdtn2)
with a boner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (r+sAi)
*knocks pencil on floor*
Oops, Ms. Upton. You dropped your pencil. Again.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:23 PM (Dp6qK)
Geez, at least give her a day or so to recover.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
Yup, but they probably have a mini-hospital back at the Palace
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 04:13 PM (xqfqx)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:14 PM (5y11N)
**
heheh snort...the jokes, they right themselves.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 04:23 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (zSVEm)
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Even if you define "white" as pale, blue-eyed Nordic, as some here do, you get a few Muzzies. I do a double-take when bumping into Bosnians sometimes.
As for Arabs, Turks, Iranians --- most of them look pretty much like most Euro-Mediterraneans, i.e., Italicans, Greeks, Spaniards, etc.
Well, unless they have beards and rags on their heads.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 04:16 PM (K2aKX)
CNN reporting the van was equipped with a silencer, so the victims didn't hear it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (AzW6q)
Geez, at least give her a day or so to recover.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
Yup, but they probably have a mini-hospital back at the Palace
Remember they have single payer
Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (MxDEF)
any new group, and to get a new group, you need one that's willing to drop everything and move here en masse and to not homogenize. Muzzies fit the bill perfectly, they form no go zones and live off of welfare because it's their jizya.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (Kuhyt)
Only to find that they have been mowed down by a motorized vehicle driven by a crazy person.
Where the hell is Camera Hogg at?
he's missing an opportunity.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)
Yeah that is a bit odd, and pointless. Its like she's a show horse or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 04:25 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (AzW6q)
_________________
No doubt, but she's still got to be damn sore. The episiotomy incision has barely had time to clot yet.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (fqUgw)
+++++++++++
@314 No name yet
******
Patience. They're British. Probably going to sleep on it, then run it by the Queen for her approval.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (wPiJc)
*Boom*
C'mom Randy, grab the kid.
I got laundry to do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (zSVEm)
Does Hannity have investments in road construction, concrete suppliers, or civil engineering firms doing business in Toronto?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (roQNm)
Only to find that they have been mowed down by a motorized vehicle driven by a crazy person.
"We shouldn't have to fear walking down the sidewalk!!! AAA has blood on its hands!!!"
--David "camera" Hogg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)
@303 Princess Kate delivers a 8 lb 7 oz boy at 6am
+++++++++++
@314 No name yet
******
Patience. They're British. Probably going to sleep on it, then run it by the Queen for her approval.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (wPiJc)
Vote for Vlad!
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)
Geez, at least give her a day or so to recover.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April
well, the nhs is for everyone
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (ahV/f)
with a boner.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:19 PM (r+sAi)
.............
OK kids, I'd like to introduce our new student Kate.
All the boys please remain seated.
Posted by: Kate's teacher at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:26 PM (wPiJc)
That seems a bit rough on a newborn. The Brits are weird.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (Dp6qK)
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Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Western civ has got to go!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (5y11N)
"We are not going to name the child "Princey McPrinceface."
--The Queen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
LOL. Reminds me of a story about a coworker. He had three kids, aged 2, 1, and zero. Doctor told him to wait until his wife got out of the hospital next time.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (p/YFn)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)
I'm pulling for "Aethelred"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:11 PM (zSVEm)
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Even if you define "white" as pale, blue-eyed Nordic, as some here do, you get a few Muzzies. I do a double-take when bumping into Bosnians sometimes.
As for Arabs, Turks, Iranians --- most of them look pretty much like most Euro-Mediterraneans, i.e., Italicans, Greeks, Spaniards, etc.
Well, unless they have beards and rags on their heads.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 04:24 PM (0jtPF)
Red headed white men are disproportionately Muslim.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (dmJhE)
Have you seen her pic in school at 18? How any boys got any work done at all in her classes I cannot understand.
Yes, I'm a dirty old man, she's well under half my age +7. I'd break that rule for a kiss from her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Maybe, but Fred Upton certainly passes your "Half +7" muster. He might like a kiss.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (9TK8E)
Just saw a pic of my doctor when he was a student.
Gawd...and this guy checks my prostate???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)
You know how many calories are in the large size Bag-of-Dicks?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (EyPfd)
___________
He's a horse's ass, not a show horse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:29 PM (dmJhE)
Professional Wrestler Rami "Sami Zayn" Sebei.
White, Red-Headed Muslim of Syrian descent.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (8iiMU)
Didn't say anything about the parking lot.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (t1c00)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Irish twins ...
Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times, Oh the Morals Critic ... at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (rBnYq)
All the boys please remain seated.
"teacher, why are the boy's desks all tilting and higher than ours? Except for Shepherd over there."
--Girls in class
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (Kuhyt)
_______________
Not as "British" as Muhammad, which is the most popular baby name in the U.K. now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (5rCam)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:30 PM (8iiMU)
If left to government information, we may never know....
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (zSVEm)
his back up plan is neville.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (MTjB1)
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Facts don't matter. This is a new rule introduced to us by our leftists friends.
Like gender, motivation can be anything you want it to be; fluid, so to speak.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)
And in 5 years, will be one of only 2 acceptable baby names (the other being Abdullah).
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (MnkFD)
Percival Moron. Start him off right.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:27 PM (ahV/f)
For both of ours ... the week she gave up on the boob, I could start mixing a bottle ... and sleeping in shifts to feed 'em ...
... it decreased EVERYBODY'S bitching by an order of magnitude. The ol' boy that invented formula powder would never buy a beer again if I had anything to say about it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (nhgiS)
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:31 PM (Kuhyt)
Didn't bother to tell the Toronto cops?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 04:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:33 PM (MnkFD)
She probably showed up to school wrapped up in WASP garb. more lewgs than bewbs.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:33 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Bank of 'Merica at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (Lh6Rk)
No I don't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)
Folks in Canada, Toronto especially, take "diversity" very seriously. However, the Asian-Canadians have a bit more open problem with the Muslim-Canadians, if the staff at the Ritz are any indication.
Posted by: Jwest at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (MTjB1)
We got fooled. Our first kid was sleeping thru the night at 2 weeks. What is everybody bitching about?
Second kid, two years.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: PM Barack Trudeau at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: White Van at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: vrf at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (MwaUC)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (Kuhyt)
Yes, but we're not at war with these people so give up your guns and knives you cousin-humpin' hick mouth-breathers.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (4ugnK)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (Lh6Rk)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Always backing but never lashing.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
So where are we on backlash?
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Trump did it, with help from the Russians. Canada is going to sue.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM (roQNm)
Not a problem. Just wondering.
Given that the MFM are a bunch of lying scum-bags, it is reasonable to assume that crazy-ass Muslims, especially those who have the 'ea of the convert', would more likely than not pull shit like this.
It's either them, or your run of the mill psychopath.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (MTjB1)
*patiently waits in thread for Kate Upton to show up*
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (Dp6qK)
No I don't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)
Maybe the African Churches can start sending Missionaries to California (and Oregon, and Washington) ... sounds like a fertile Missionary Field...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at April 23, 2018 04:32 PM
Golf Clap
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (EDSlc)
Posted by: White Van at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)
---
I think we have a winner. And you owe me a new keyboard, dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
____________
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Leakin' John Brennan at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (9vQJW)
'Nuff said.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (fA1SL)
Percival Moron. Start him off right.
Posted by: Insomniac
Prince Percival Abner of Wales.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (8iiMU)
354
Rotund Sheppy looks like he's packin' on the weight.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (J7XgW)
It's all the protein he swallows.
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (3fwgP)
Different dynasty. Although, probably still related, the way these things go.
You know, at this point a bit of the old backlash wouldn't be all that unwelcome, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (39g3+)
402
We got fooled. Our first kid was sleeping thru the night at 2 weeks. What is everybody bitching about?
Second kid, two years.
-----------------------------
A routine of naps is what made life easy. By 3 months, the boy was sleeping through the night. Naps also insure no cranky baby.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (2LelM)
We are no longer selling vans.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods
We are going to destroy all our remaining vans.
Posted by: Ryder Rentals at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (3fwgP)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM (Lh6Rk)
Already 9:45 pm in London. Hoist one for the princess.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (RD7QR)
This kind of leak is EXACTLY why some of us are so freaked out about the NSA and the new Surveylance State...
They will know who you talk to... where you go... what you talk about....
And even thought they CAN'T use it in a Court of Law... it will be leaked if you get in their way.
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April
where is the value in that?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jwest at April 23, 2018 04:34 PM (/roJx)
Most groups that whine about being unpopular have gone out of their way to make themselves unpopular. Who's pissed off at, say, the Sikhs? Nobody. They're not a problem. Muslims, another story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (2LelM)
Exactly my thoughts. You mean she'll show up??
I have decided to live my life as a gay van.
Posted by: White Van
...I'm just gonna give up commenting here now. I can't match that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM
Always LOVE that immediate angle from the presstitutes. "Local Muslims fear backlash!" They add it automatically anytime some Muzzie conducts terror. Of course it never comes, but it won't stop the media.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (EDSlc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (MTjB1)
It'll help her to get re-elected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (+3KlA)
We are no longer selling vans.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods
We are going to destroy all our remaining vans.
Posted by: Ryder Rentals at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
Don't remember where I saw it... somewhere online...
But a company had one of those do it yourself road signs...
That said
We still sell AR15s
We are not 'Dicks'.....
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (NgKpN)
16 in jured
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April
you misunderstand
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (MTjB1)
2nd kid one year, but one boob suck in the night not a problem after 3 weeks
3rd same as 2
Granted, number one had ear issues, but thank god I was young.
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (3fwgP)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM
Always LOVE that immediate angle from the presstitutes. "Local Muslims fear backlash!" They add it automatically anytime some Muzzie conducts terror. Of course it never comes, but it won't stop the media.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2018 04:38 PM (EDSlc)
Local Moslems fear backlash based on the fact they voluntarily adhere to a Religion that says they must either Convert us or Kill us...
Geee..... who woullda thunk it...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sec. @ State Farm Marie Harf at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (Ndje9)
16 in jured
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:39 PM (5y11N)
Or, typical day in Chicago....
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Canadian Bacon at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (ycWCI)
Winner of the internets!
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:35 PM
It'll come right after The Rapture.
Let's face it, at this point, a backlash is probably about the only thing that's going to stop this crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (+3KlA)
You know, the backlash that never happens.
Ever.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (vg8iE)
That's the problem. There is no backlash. No pushback of the invading horde - be it Muslims in Europe or Hispanics in America. Little to no deportations. No demanding that the invaders assimilate. Nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (vkS2Z)
She be rich already.
Posted by: Sam at April
great great grandfather, co founded. those things dissipate pretty quickly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (MTjB1)
Have they "assigned" a gender to the child yet?
_______________
Only tyrannical, patriarchical societies do that. In the enlightened and tolerant and inclusive U.K., we do not impose a gender identity on our infants. Instead, we allow them to explore on their own, while our pre-K teachers instruct them in the many variations of gender fluidity they may choose from, and demonstrate for them the wonderful diversity of sexual practices -- from masturbation to group anal sex to bestiality -- that they can indulge in, free from any societal judgment or disapproval.
Posted by: Princesses Kate & William at April 23, 2018 04:41 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:41 PM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)
pushback of the invading horde - be it Muslims in Europe or Hispanics in
America. Little to no deportations. No demanding that the invaders
assimilate. Nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (vkS2Z)
Last serious backlash were the Crusades.
People forget that the Crusades were a *response* to Muslim aggression.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Canada's Ministry of Calling Islamic Terrorism by Any Other Name at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (Ndje9)
We are no longer selling vans.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods
We are going to destroy all our remaining vans.
Posted by: Ryder Rentals at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
/looks nervous...
Hey..... wait a sec...
Posted by: Vann Jones at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (vkS2Z)
Not true! We have used some very stern language about this on occasion.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (7UW64)
That's the problem. There is no backlash. No pushback of the invading horde - be it Muslims in Europe or Hispanics in America. Little to no deportations. No demanding that the invaders assimilate. Nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (vkS2Z)
The backlash needs to be against the authorities that are pushing this shit.
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (xjiRE)
bottom.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (94c4l)
Posted by: Speller at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (pSotA)
Poutine Strong?
Posted by: Soothie at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (QW9Ju)
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What is the approved costume for such an announcement? Arab robes or Mounty outfit? This is confusing.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (2LelM)
We are no longer selling vans.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods
We are going to destroy all our remaining vans.
Posted by: Ryder Rentals at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
/looks nervous...
Hey..... wait a sec...
Posted by: Vann Jones at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
Well hell.... College already tried that....
Posted by: Van Wilder at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Canadian Bacon at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (ycWCI)
Winner of the internets!
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (gbWkA)
Seconded.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: TheD at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (XHAu1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:41 PM (MnkFD)
Dressed as a goat so the muzzies will take him seriously.
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (MTjB1)
Massive aggression as well. The crusades hit specific areas in the Middle East. Islam tried to conquer the world. Its still trying
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Who's pissed off at, say, the Sikhs? Nobody. They're not a problem. Muslims, another story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
GREENWOOD, Ind. (WISH) -- Police and medics responded to a verbal and physical fight involving roughly 150 people at a Sikh temple in Greenwood on Sunday afternoon.
The fight started over a process to select temple leaders, which happens every two years. The altercation was over relinquishing the power among leaders within the temple, according to Greenwood Deputy Police Chief James Ison. He said he believes there was a worship service going on when the fight broke out.
While part of the ceremonial dress includes daggers, Ison said no one was reported stabbed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (IqV8l)
great great grandfather, co founded. those things dissipate pretty quickly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (MTjB1)
Here great grandfather, not great great. $21 billion and 92,000 employees doesn't go away.
https://tinyurl.com/pu4qgha
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (3fwgP)
yeah, and her Uncle Fred is a gop liberal dork that votes with dems
Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April
you misunderstand
Posted by: yankeefifth
Kate Upton
Kate Upton
Kate Upton
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (pQplJ)
We are no longer selling vans.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods
We are going to destroy all our remaining vans.
Posted by: Ryder Rentals at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
/looks nervous...
Hey..... wait a sec...
Posted by: Vann Jones at April 23, 2018 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
Well hell.... College already tried that....
Posted by: Van Wilder at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN)
I'd like to buy a vowel... E.... for Escape...
Posted by: Vanna White at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
I mean, NO, there are no Muslims in Toronto, 'cause racism!
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 03:41 PM (UFLLM)
Looks like the building where he stopped the van at and was arrested in front of has a sign on it in arabic.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (di1hb)
He'll be doing it with interpretive dance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
460 California looks to ban the Bible. I wonder what the California position is on the koran?
bottom.
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They're only banning the New Testament. To ban the Old Testament would be a hate crime. All the smiting is in the OT anyway. Left loves to smite.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)
448
That's the problem. There is no backlash. No pushback of the
invading horde - be it Muslims in Europe or Hispanics in America. Little
to no deportations. No demanding that the invaders assimilate. Nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (vkS2Z)
Seriously? We have mustered armies of teddy bears, and equipped them with the finest bouquets of flowers. Enough candles have been lit to raise the mean city temperature by 2 degrees, in winter!
And you talk of no pushback! Fie on you, Fie!
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (37IEG)
They allow them to happen and then scream we need more power, control and intrusive pervasive surveillance, but not of the known terrorist vectors but at the citizenry.
This shit is all part of the plan.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (lkGNM)
can you imagine the outrage in the media if the guy driving the van had taped a knife to the grill?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (MTjB1)
God help us if he had a Confederate battle flag in the van
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (3fwgP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (4Gxm9)
Posted by: Hillary at April 23, 2018 04:45 PM (MnkFD)
More of a suggestion. A general guideline if you will. Totally optional.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (wPiJc)
__________________
I told you we need a muslim ban!
Posted by: The Donald at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (XTiHL)
The super rich republicans often do and THAT is where the left fucked up royally. If the Left had shown PDT some love and supported him, he might have also. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (5y11N)
423 So, he's the great, great, great, great, great grandson of a bastard whose ass got kicked in 1781.
Different dynasty. Although, probably still related, the way these things go.
George III is the 6th great-grandfather of today's newborn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Canadian Bacon at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (ycWCI)
Winner of the internets!
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (gbWkA)
Seconded.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 04:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Thirded but I would have liked an eh at the end.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (4ugnK)
Posted by: Ted K. at April 23, 2018 03:45 PM (7RqXg)
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Both of their noses are assualt weapons
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 23, 2018 04:46 PM (y3aQB)
And you could live in the building where you are employed, and shop in the building's commercial section. You wouldn't even need a car.
I can see how this model of urban planning has its advantages. You could even have a police station right inside the building and given the northern climate, there would be no reason to go outside in the winter.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 04:47 PM (roQNm)
--Fisk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:47 PM (39g3+)
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When are they going to remove the names from cities named after Christian saints?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 04:47 PM (MnkFD)
402
We got fooled. Our first kid was sleeping thru the night at 2 weeks. What is everybody bitching about?
Second kid, two years.
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A routine of naps is what made life easy. By 3 months, the boy was sleeping through the night. Naps also insure no cranky baby.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:36 PM (2LelM)
My kid hasn't taken a nap since he was 7 months old, and then it was only due to jet lag.
Even when he has a fever--no sleep.
He was up most of last night, too. And he's 12 now.
I figure I will get a full night's sleep once he turns 18 and I can kick him out of the house.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 04:47 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
GREENWOOD, Ind. (WISH) -- Police and medics responded to a verbal and physical fight involving roughly 150 people at a Sikh temple in Greenwood on Sunday afternoon.
The fight started over a process to select temple leaders, which happens every two years. The altercation was over relinquishing the power among leaders within the temple, according to Greenwood Deputy Police Chief James Ison. He said he believes there was a worship service going on when the fight broke out.
While part of the ceremonial dress includes daggers, Ison said no one was reported stabbed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (IqV8l)
Ah, that's different. They're fighting each other. I've got no problem with that. That's kind of like gang bangers blowing each other away.
I meant non-Sikhs having a problem with Sikhs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:47 PM (+3KlA)
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When they go black, they don't come back.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (2LelM)
She sometimes gets things wrong. though. I figured 4:1 odds it is a muzzie attack. Keep fucking that terror chicken, Canada and Trudeau.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (3d0hn)
1. White van viciously attacks Canadians while Trump has Canadian PM to state dinner.
2. ???????
3. Hilary Clinton installed as POTUS!!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (pw+jk)
9 dead, 16 injured per latest report; terror attack confirmed by
authorities (this all related to me by my mom, watching Fox News).
She
sometimes gets things wrong. though. I figured 4:1 odds it is a muzzie
attack. Keep fucking that terror chicken, Canada and Trudeau.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (0ogQG)
The Sun reports the same.
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 04:48 PM (mPeei)
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What is the approved costume for such an announcement? Arab robes or Mounty outfit? This is confusing.
___________________
He has a custom-made (at taxpayer expense) hijab ready for just such an occasion!
Posted by: The Donald at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (4ErVI)
Even when he has a fever--no sleep.
He was up most of last night, too. And he's 12 now.
I figure I will get a full night's sleep once he turns 18 and I can kick him out of the house.
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Its how you train them. There's a book my wife followed. Structured naps at known intervals. Then you get happy baby and happy mom.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (4ErVI)
Aaah, social homeopathy....
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:50 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 04:50 PM (w11D2)
The only answer is to let more of them in.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (4ErVI)
The cunning plan is to make target acquisition more difficult. See how well that works in Syria?
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
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What is the approved costume for such an announcement? Arab robes or Mounty outfit? This is confusing.
___________________
He has a custom-made (at taxpayer expense) hijab ready for just such an occasion!
Posted by: The Donald at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (fqUgw)
Not Funny!
Posted by: Dudley Doright at April 23, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)
He'll be doing it with interpretive dance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
James Taylor is on standby.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (zPDJi)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: the Butcher at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (DIosY)
/looks mean....
Posted by: B. A. Baracus at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Sam at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (3fwgP)
.
.
.
.Definitely Mennonite.....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:40 PM (MTjB1)
Here great grandfather, not great great. $21 billion and 92,000 employees doesn't go away.
https://tinyurl.com/pu4qgha
Posted by: Sam at April
well, it listed in the nyse in the mid 50s and it was publicly traded before that.
there is no significant family ownership of the stock, so dissipated.
family fortunes do not last as long as you think or as well as you think.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (zPDJi)
Mohammed, Hassan, and Abdul.... oh my....
Posted by: Dorothy... a Strawman, and some guy in a set of Armor at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)
I wonder what Neil Young has to say about this...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (zSVEm)
Either "hey hey my my" or "my my hey hey"
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (zSVEm)
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Don't let it bring you down,
Its only castles burning...
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (2LelM)
Think about it, up until WWI they were a major force in the world.
the only thing they have now as weapons are pathos and birthrates.
You can have democracy or open borders but not both because,sorry, first world birth rates cannot compete with 3rd world birthrates spurred by luxurious welfare policies of the first world.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (Kuhyt)
"Its time to write a song about how bad western civilization is again, after this bowl of hash"
--Neil Young
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (mPeei)
Hmm. I wonder where the link is that led her dippy uncle to ban incandescent light bulbs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Just Another Day In Paradise.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)
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Its how you train them. There's a book my wife followed. Structured naps at known intervals. Then you get happy baby and happy mom.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)
Nice, in theory.
Doesn't work with ADHD kids.
Sorry. But none of the feel-good baby-raising advice works. Been there, done it, finally gave up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (7UW64)
Kate Upton
Kate Upton
Posted by: rickb223 at April
looks like someone had a bucket of leftover parts and slapped em together in a hurry cause it was late and they wanted to go home.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:51 PM (37IEG)
I think that there was a "no parking" sign, but nothing about driving down the sidewalk like a bat out of hell.
So totally legal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (+3KlA)
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 23, 2018 04:54 PM (y3aQB)
I wonder what Neil Young has to say about this...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:52 PM (zSVEm)
Either "hey hey my my" or "my my hey hey"
Posted by: DurnedYankee at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)
Mohammed, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you.....
Posted by: Nail Young at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (hyuyC)
But enough about me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April
improves
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:56 PM (MTjB1)
We need common-sense participle control!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 23, 2018 04:56 PM (3d0hn)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 04:56 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Harry at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (cL9PQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (t1c00)
Posted by: Nail Young at April 23, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)
No no, go with "Achmed take a look at my life"
Posted by: "Bing" Crosby at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (hyuyC)
https://i.___ur.com/31HOY4Z.jpg
I m g where blank space is.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (dmJhE)
https://i.___ur.com/31HOY4Z.jpg
I m g where blank space is.
Posted by: Monk at April
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 04:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2018 04:59 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2018 05:02 PM (MTjB1)
http://tinyurl.com/y9455mnv
You're welcome
How do you even teach a class with her in it? OK today we're gonna open... our books... at ... uh.... homina
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Ho Lee Fook
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2018 05:02 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Toronto Police (now sharia compliant) at April 23, 2018 05:06 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 04:53 PM (2LelM)
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Yep! That's me!
(Hey, don't be homophobic. I can have a bride too!)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 05:07 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Morton at April 23, 2018 05:08 PM (336yh)
Throckmorton Quincy Poindexter
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 05:10 PM (pNxlR)
Throckmorton Quincy Poindexter
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 05:10 PM (pNxlR)
heh
Posted by: m at April 23, 2018 05:11 PM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:37 PM (dmJhE)
What?
Posted by: clutch at April 23, 2018 05:13 PM (kiSdp)
547 Another terror attack is the sight of Meghan Markle's feet. What is Prince Harry thinking!?!?
https://i.IMGur.com/31HOY4Z.jpg
I m g where blank space is.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 04:57 PM (dmJhE)
Posted by: m at April 23, 2018 05:17 PM (ecMDh)
J. Trudeau, in a burka this is CBC.
Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 05:21 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: gp at April 23, 2018 05:36 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Zampolit David Hogg at April 23, 2018 05:46 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: David Hogg at April 23, 2018 03:40 PM (7RqXg)
No, no...this involves a vehicle, the NHRA is to blame.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 23, 2018 05:48 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: saf at April 23, 2018 07:08 PM (5IHGB)
Horses with horns, are called unicorns.
The other horses shout, 'cause unicorns stand out.
But unicorns never fear when other horses call them queer.
'Cause queer means different, queer means different.
And different, is what makes you YOU!
BOOM!
Posted by: Berry Buginski at April 23, 2018 07:11 PM (+MPzA)
Posted by: Zampolit David Hogg at April 23, 2018 05:46 PM (rznWS)
Wh's rocking the Zil now, kulak.
Posted by: Vlad Pootypoot at April 23, 2018 07:13 PM (+MPzA)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 23, 2018 07:23 PM (DE6JH)
Posted by: chicago mike at April 23, 2018 07:49 PM (jmW4q)
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