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New Anti-Gay Posts from Joy Reid's Blog Discovered;
Joy Reid Claims These Posts Were "Fabricated"

#Hacked. Toaster still loyal at least.

While the amateur sleuth provided Mediaite with legitimate links to all of the posts they tweeted screenshots of, neither the actual defunct site nor its archived pages are currently accessible, as their Wayback Machine links mysteriously disappeared in December after Mediaite's initial story on Reid’s homophobic comments about Florida Congressman Charlie Crist was published. The Wayback Machine did not respond to an inquiry regarding the removal of Reid's blog.

Reid’s statement to Mediaite claims that these allegedly hacked posts do "not represent the original entries" on her site...

In December I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology.

I began working with a cyber-security expert who first identified the unauthorized activity, and we notified federal law enforcement officials of the breach. The manipulated material seems to be part of an effort to taint my character with false information by distorting a blog that ended a decade ago.

Now that the site has been compromised I can state unequivocally that it does not represent the original entries. I hope that whoever corrupted the site recognizes the pain they have caused, not just to me, but to my family and communities that I care deeply about: LGBTQ, immigrants, people of color and other marginalized groups.

It is worth noting, however, that Reid does admit these posts came from her blog -- rather than alleging they are doctored images posted to Twitter -- with the caveat that they were added by nefarious hackers after she had the site shut down. It's unclear when the nefarious hackers would have hacked her site and added the controversial content, since it has been defunct for years and still is. More importantly, NBC could or would not specify exactly which posts Reid is claiming were doctored.

You're gonna love the new ru--

Oh, who am I kidding. She's a black woman. There are no rules.

Rules are for the allegedly "privileged" people. See, it's the privileged people who are restrained by rules at every turn, and the "marginalized" people who are free to live life to the full.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:44 PM




Comments

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1 Hacked. That's it.

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (If3tB)

2 The "internet is forever" unless you are a Democrat partisan.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (rBnYq)

3 Why should I care?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (K2aKX)

4 Hypocrites, all of them. And liars.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (HiDrR)

5 "Marginalized" - there's another 21st century word I hate.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

6 Maybe she can work at Starbucks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (EyPfd)

7 I remember as late as 2004 the Dems were gay baiting opposition candidates. There was a male hairdresser running against one of their "safe district" house members and they took an old training video the guy had made and released it as an official ad making fun of him for being "light in the loafers".

But fundamentally the left has no real principles. Its just whatever will get them more power. NOW.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (eSx+E)

8 Ah, just like Donna Brazile claiming her leaked emails were fabricated.


Sure.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)

9 Kevin Williamson should have said that. He's a pretty convincing prog these days, why not?

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (ahV/f)

10 So Russian hackers got to Joy Reid's blog just like they stole the US elections and anything of value on Hillary's Toilet Server?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (K2aKX)

11 Any calls for her to resign?

Yeah I did not think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (5y11N)

12
hehhehhehheh..... she said taint

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

13 So what you are saying is, I need to regain control of that blog I had once and gave up on.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (roQNm)

14 Oh Joy!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (zr8oO)

15 >>I began working with a cyber-security expert who first identified the unauthorized activity, and we notified federal law enforcement officials of the breach. The manipulated material seems to be part of an effort to taint my character with false information by distorting a blog that ended a decade ago.



Sounds like a....Weinerish story, Joy.
Care to show us your work? Or did you consult Crowdstrike...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (W+vEI)

16 Boy, these Donks have no online security at all!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

17 So do the hackers only get paid $0.77 for hacking her blog?

Posted by: Penfold at April 23, 2018 12:49 PM (Fbt5B)

18 I think Joy is a hateful clunt. So this wouldn't surprise me.

But 4chan and hackers really are a thing.

So I'm just going to laugh and enjoy this and not figure out what the truth is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:49 PM (xJa6I)

19 Outrageous!

Posted by: Clenis at April 23, 2018 12:49 PM (r9UYA)

20 Was her 'cyber-security experts' a certain Pakistani family that worked for Debbie Washes-Her-Schlitz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (K2aKX)

21 Like what? "Charlie Crist is a fag"?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

22

I smell Progressive bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (GdWl+)

23

Wut??

Posted by: Julian Assange at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

24 It must have been the same hackers who #Hacked my texts to send out those pervy photos of mine (oops) I mean someone else.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (njNH0)

25 Has she claimed these were "taken out of context" yet? I love that one.

Or how about "selectively edited" - were the excerpts selectively edited, Joy?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)

26 I hope the mobs of queers and trans-testicle people mobilize.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (3GUVH)

27 Oh and I thought blacks were allowed to be religious and anti-gay. Same with Hispanics.

Is that not the case? Did the rules change on them?

Good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (xJa6I)

28 These conservative hackers appear to be very numerous. A veritable Army, if you will. It's strange that we never actually see any of them on the news. You would think they'd have caught a few of them by now.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (EsZQU)

29 "Oh, who am I kidding. She's a black woman. There are no rules."

Point of order - the rules do apply to conservative black women, often more so. They aren't really black, nor really women, though, so it's OK to say and think horrible things about them.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (y87Qq)

30 Gays demand Joy Reid pay reparations for "othering" them.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

31 Oh, who am I kidding. She's a black woman. There are no rules.


I thought she was a failed fat woman comedian!? Or am I confusing her with someone else?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (yQpMk)

32 Luap Nor Newsletter 2: Reid Bugaloo

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (toi7g)

33 Bullshit! Leftist dogma from 10 years ago is considered directly and unequivocally anathema to the leftist dogma of today. She is a fucking hypocrite of the first order. Oh well... live by the sword die by the sword. I have no use for her ideas anyhow.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (0OmEj)

34 My response to all negative criticism? "I was hacked." Good enough for the intelligentsia, good enough for me.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

35 History don't lie, and she has a history.

Posted by: GregV61 at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (FLpne)

36 I'm not saying it was Russian bots but it was Russian bots.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

37 a failed white fat woman comedian



FML

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (yQpMk)

38 >>I think Joy is a hateful clunt. So this wouldn't surprise me. But 4chan and hackers really are a thing. So I'm just going to laugh and enjoy this and not figure out what the truth is.


How about we apply the same rules she does?

Guilty until proven innocent, and even if they were faked (which I doubt) she no doubt would have written something like that, so it's truthy enough.

TL;DR - Fire her NOW! Boycott her sponsors NOW!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)

39 the hairdresser guy was running against Baucus (D-ickhead) for a Senatorial race in Montana, 2002

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (qOVeZ)

40 If she was hacked, would that make her a victim of the dark web?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: GregV61 at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (FLpne)

41 At some point we're going to find that Andrew McCabe, Peter struck, and James Comey were in this up to their eyeballs.

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (EsZQU)

42 If you had tape of them caught in the act they'd deny it. Even if the tape went right up to where they started denying it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (AM1GF)

43 This may be BS.

But look into what she DID admit to posting on her website.

Still working for MCA DNC!!

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (If3tB)

44 ALL YOUR BLOGS ARE BELONG TO US!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOTS at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (XkVXQ)

45 Quite a few people in the AA community- think homosexuality is wrong and don't like men they perceive to be effeminate, and AA men who are gay will sometimes tell you that if you're not gay or AA. This, in part explains why-if Cory Booker is gay-which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest-that he's in the closet about it.

Cory Booker is a liar, an angry, angry man and power hungry leftist. Not liking him has nothing to do with his being gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (tpDAe)

46 Fabricated as in made? Yes indeedy do. Fabricated as in faked? Not likely.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

47 While I don't discount entirely the possibility that this was Kekistani action, it's far more likely the poats were original and genuine. As others note - leftist orthodoxy from ten years ago is now hateful hate crime.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (fA1SL)

48 Who is this 'Joy Reid' fellow? I had to look him up. He dresses well.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (roQNm)

49 Or is this a clever PR stunt for the surprise release of Joy Reid's remake of that Sandra Bullock movie The Net?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (K2aKX)

50 >>45 Quite a few people in the AA community- think homosexuality is wrong and don't like men they perceive to be effeminate, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (tpDAe)

This is why there are very few black men in church choirs.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (Bdeb0)

51 " If you had tape of them caught in the act they'd deny it. Even if the tape went right up to where they started denying it."

So, you're saying all Democrats are my ex-wife?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (toi7g)

52 "Oh, who am I kidding. She's a black woman. There are no rules."

Well, there actually is one rule. She can suck racist d*ck.

Posted by: Tom Arnold in the Van Down by the River at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (H8S+R)

53 MSNBC Host Joy Reid Wrote Numerous Anti-Gay Articles on Her Old Blog. 12/2/2017


https://bit.ly/2zYdzLc

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (If3tB)

54 Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (Bdeb0)

I believed we had this stupid humor before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (tpDAe)

55 So how does someone hack into a defunct site and THEN get an internet "wayback" recorder to then record them at the proper timeline? Seems like you might need a time machine in there somewhere as well.

It's obvious it's hers and she might not get fired over it immediately PURELY because she's a black woman, but her career his over.

She's saying things though everyone agrees with, like that straight people don't want to watch gay people have sex. I certainly wouldn't label that homophobic, but we've gotten to the point where anything that doesn't celebrate everything gay people do is homophobic. I have zero sympathy for Reid since she this is her tribe.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (lKmt3)

56 Black people are quite anti gay in general.Somehow the left wing coalition stays together despite all the hate between it's components,better than the right wing coalition

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (LiyEm)

57 >>Cory Booker is a liar, an angry, angry man and power hungry leftist. Not liking him has nothing to do with his being gay.

He's Van Jones with less self control.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (r9UYA)

58 Tough call here.

Joy has some nice photographs out there ... and some really not nice ones as well. If I just take an average - we're looking at a Zero here. But her nice pictures are definitely Ones.

There's no room for a multiple classification on the Binary Scale ... so this is dicey ruling. I'm going to need more time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (nhgiS)

59 She needs mandatory unconscious bias brainwashing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

60 Just read the Starbucks manager may have a defamation suit against Starbucks. They strongly implied she violated company policy and was racist (unconciously). Yet, the policy of the store was that they must ask non-paying customers to leave.
And that is what she did.

It would be great if she sued, and won.

Gosh, hopemthis wasn't covered on earlier threads. I just got here.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (z3nSX)

61
I figure it's plausible.

Then you look at all the outrage and involving law enforcement. Seems a fetch. A far fetch.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (LOgQ4)

62
Fire her NOW! Boycott her sponsors NOW!


Hire Find a bunch of high school students who "survived" something that happened in another part of town to go on CNN to denounce her and her racist homophobia.

That's how this works now, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (GdWl+)

63 "undocumented immigrants"


"marginalized communities"


It's probably all hopeless, but if not it might help if such idiotic make-believe phrases were mocked and fisked every time they appear.


And as with everything else, it's not the crude and repugnant bigotry of "progressive" political outfits and candidates that is key - it's that their voters accept it and support them anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (QDnY+)

64 Black people are quite anti gay in general.

Yeah this is pretty standard stuff in Hispanic and black communities (and Asian and pretty much everywhere in the world except the white west). I get the "leftists turned against each other" strategy but I don't find a lot of fault in what she said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (39g3+)

65 So how does someone hack into a defunct site and THEN get an internet "wayback" recorder to then record them at the proper timeline? Seems like you might need a time machine in there somewhere as well.

-
And Ace doesn't loan out his.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

66 Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (z3nSX)

And this may be the start of her own political conversion story. It's a little different if the acrimony comes at her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (tpDAe)

67 Those aggrieved leftists should burn 30 Rock to the ground. Make sure everyone is at work.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (3GUVH)

68 Is it that hard to believe that this racist is also a homophobe? She may not be a homophobe, and merely likes to attack white and/or orange conservatives as being gay which considers to be an insult.

I think reparations should be capped at whatever the racist scrunt has been paid, and hence, paid in full. If any other reparation seeker brings it up, tell to go see Joy Reid, she got your money.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (kfcYC)

69 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o)

70 She's saying things though everyone agrees with, like that straight people don't want to watch gay people have sex. I certainly wouldn't label that homophobic

There's a big difference between being repelled by something and being afraid of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (+3KlA)

71 So PDT hate's gays but Reid is A OK?

How do you spell hypocracy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM (5y11N)

72 Just read the Starbucks manager may have a defamation suit against Starbucks. They strongly implied she violated company policy and was racist (unconciously). Yet, the policy of the store was that they must ask non-paying customers to leave.

She's got a really good case, and its something I've been wondering for white a while. Her CEO just stood up and said straight up "she was racist" for enforcing the rules the company told her to. That's pretty cut and dried.

Good luck finding a jury that will agree though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM (39g3+)

73 It would be great if she sued, and won.


Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (z3nSX)

"FREE COFFEE FOR LIFE."

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM (If3tB)

74 Only Democrats get hacked. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (hLRSq)

75 >>67 Those aggrieved leftists should burn 30 Rock to the ground. Make sure everyone is at work.

Also the rape and looting.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (r9UYA)

76 How many lawsuits will be filed today seeking an injunction to force homeland security to allow in all asylum seekers? 10, 100? Would it be better to ask what time the Hawaiian Judge will grant an injunction which directs Homeland Security to allow in all asylum seekers?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (wdmm9)

77 She's a 0.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (3GUVH)

78 Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (z3nSX)

And this may be the start of her own political conversion story. It's a little different if the acrimony comes at her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (tpDAe)

I didn't know she was a progressive.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (z3nSX)

79 So how does someone hack into a defunct site and THEN get an internet
"wayback" recorder to then record them at the proper timeline? Seems
like you might need a time machine in there somewhere as well.

===

"--All You Zombies--"

Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (gou4q)

80 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (+3KlA)

I must be an misogynist. I don't want to watch anyone except my husband and I having sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (tpDAe)

81 I'd bet Cory Booker's had some Lemon-flavored dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (DMV0v)

82 She needs to show her work here.

If it was defunct as in offline--it just makes zero sense that someone could do this unless they hacked the way back machine.

In which case, produce the time stamped archive of the blog.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (XKUjU)

83 Old and busted magic words: Abracadabra!

New hotness: I was hacked!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

84 73 To be fair to Jackie Childs,that was all Kramer's fault....

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (LiyEm)

85 Air France Plane lands at Andrews.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (5y11N)

86 "Good luck finding a jury that will agree though."

Perfect case for a non-jury (3-judge) trial. Wait, can you have those in a civil case?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (toi7g)

87 How do you spell hypocracy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM (5y11N)

Hypocrisy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (i0ykY)

88 Rape and Looting is an absolute must.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (3GUVH)

89 I don't find a lot of fault in what she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (39g3+)


Me either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (+3KlA)

90 I'd bet Cory Booker's had some Lemon-flavored dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:01 PM (DMV0v)

*clap

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (If3tB)

91 There's no room for a multiple classification on the Binary Scale ... so this is dicey ruling. I'm going to need more time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:56 PM (nhgiS)

She's a Zero for me. Hands (and other things) down.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (8iiMU)

92 69 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o)

No. It means you actually have to like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (DMV0v)

93
How do you spell hypocracy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM (5y11N)

Hypocrisy.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

94 Good luck finding a jury that will agree though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:59 PM


Inside of Philadelphia will be tough. A smart lawyer will figure some way to take it outside the city.

Notice how the Cosby trial is in Montgomery County, PA. Only 30 minutes away from Philly. I don't think that's an accident.

I hope she gets a million bucks. Well, a million five to cover her lawyers.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (LOgQ4)

95 I must be an misogynist. I don't want to watch anyone except my husband and I having sex.

Monogamist!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (rdl6o)

96 All their rules are unruly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

97 Has any conservative come out and tweeted that she should suck r*cist dick yet?

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

98 69 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o

...

It's worse than that.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (XKUjU)

99 My computer was hacked, the hacker posted a bunch of cute animal pictures on social media and spent hours commenting here every day. Then he did an internet search on really bizarre stuff like fungus that looks like bones and the German names for SS officers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (39g3+)

100 77 She's a 0.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (3GUVH)


Yeah ... thats my final determination as well. Her only non-Zero images are studio stills.

Sorry Joy ... I even tried to give you the benefit of the doubt here. Its just not working.

Zero.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:03 PM (nhgiS)

101 @45

He was also a failure.

A complete abject across the board failure as mayor of Newark.

Literally every category under him got substantially worse and yet hes one of my Senators, the other is a corrupt pedophile.

So one Senator was an abject failure who has imaginary friends and is most likely a closeted homo and the other is a corrupt piece of shit who like to diddle underaged prostitutes.


I vote NJ as the state with the worst Senators.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (nzBsY)

102 Mishogyny > misogyny

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (DMV0v)

103 "How do you spell hypocracy?"

Well, not like that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (toi7g)

104 I bet some of reid's best friends are gay?

Well maybe not.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (5y11N)

105 Who is this 'Joy Reid' fellow? I had to look him up. He dresses well.

You should check out his dicpics!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (XkVXQ)

106 She's a 0.

-
On the binary scale, the frat boy scale, and the Helen of Troy scale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

107 Apply the rules. They're going to call you racist if you do or if you don't.

Posted by: Monty James at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (95+Xk)

108 101 AHEM
NY Senators

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)

109 I vote NJ as the state with the worst Senators.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (nzBsY)


Pfft. You gotta up your game.

Posted by: California at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (+3KlA)

110 I must be an misogynist. I don't want to watch anyone except my husband and I having sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM


I always wondered what kind of people mirrored their ceilings. Now I know.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (LOgQ4)

111 How about gladiator movies Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (K2aKX)

112 You can tell Joy's age by her neck rings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

113 88 Rape and Looting is an absolute must.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (3GUVH)

But make sure to burn AFTERWARD. Important safety tip.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

114 102. Mishogony = hatred of fat chicks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

115 "FREE COFFEE FOR LIFE."

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (39g3+)

116 If it is written down store policy I do not see how she can lose ,other than a biased jury.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (LiyEm)

117 Mishogyny > misogyny

-
MisHoggyny is thinking you have 2nd amendment rights.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

118 If you have mirrors on your ceiling, do you have pink champagne on ice?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (K2aKX)

119 I choose to live my life as a black woman.

Posted by: Joy Reid at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (LV5XU)

120 At one time The NJ Senators had a pretty good 3 on 3 pick up basketball team

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (5y11N)

121 Some bi-racial actress has come out to say that she wants to play Tiger Woods in a movie. Gender-shmender be damned.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (oiNtH)

122 Let's face it there are a LOT of bad Senators....

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (LiyEm)

123 The Reid Report -- This sounds like the form the doc has to fill out after informing you, about that snakebite, that

You're gonna die.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (0ogQG)

124 If you have mirrors on your ceiling, do you have pink champagne on ice?

She's just a prisoner there, but its of her own device

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)

125 Only Democrats get hacked. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (hLRSq)


Duh, because the Russians prefer Republicans!

(seriously, try to wrap your head around that)

Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (Z5y53)

126 Anthony Weiner is going to be so pissed if Joy Reid gets away with the I was hacked defense.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (XKUjU)

127 118 Always.It's the law.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (LiyEm)

128 119 I choose to live my life as a black woman.
Posted by: Joy Reid at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (LV5XU)

Hon, nobody's gonna buy that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

129 Mishogony - longing for lost furniture of the mahogany kind. Usually as the result of a contested divorce.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (roQNm)

130
Some bi-racial actress has come out to say that she wants to play Tiger Woods in a movie. Gender-shmender be damned.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (oiNtH)


She should play Barack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

131 "...with the caveat that they were added by nefarious hackers after she had the site shut down."

Right. Hackers always go after the prime, online real estate of defunct (shut down, actually) websites that, presumably, no one is going to visit. I can see the bragging now: "Hey everyone, I hacked this site but no one will ever see it. I didn't even get any resellable accounts or pilfer any PINs. Am I great or what? And tonight when everyone is asleep I'm going to rip up an Obama 2012 yard sign that was in a dumpster. Booyah!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (H8S+R)

132 If you have mirrors on your ceiling, do you have pink champagne on ice?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM


'Prisoners of our own device' is next. BDSM stuff. Kinky.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (LOgQ4)

133 If it is written down store policy I do not see how she can lose ,other than a biased jury.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (LiyEm)


---

I bet the out of court settlement will be sufficient.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (LV5XU)

134 Point of order---- The cardinal rule is "Never dip your wick in crazy." so automatically the binary scale reads "0".

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (0OmEj)

135
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM

I always wondered what kind of people mirrored their ceilings. Now I know.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (LOgQ4)

They offered a special as long as you provide your ordination license.

I thought I would give a disclaimer about "watching" but decided not to it. i deserved the comeback. ;^)

I don't know whether it's a privacy thing or what, but while I can take people partial nudity in films porn has never appealed to me. I feel like a voyeur.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (tpDAe)

136 Rules are for the allegedly "privileged" people. See, it's the privileged people who are restrained by rules at every turn, and the "marginalized" people who are free to live life to the full.

That is brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2018 01:09 PM (xjiRE)

137 "You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles"


That actor was incredible. I could watch him describing the O Henry candy bar on constant loop and never stop laughing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:09 PM (OD2ni)

138

Good luck finding a jury that will agree though.

If she had to sign a document saying that she read and understood company policy, she's going to be rich.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (GdWl+)

139 119 I choose to live my life as a black woman.
Posted by: Joy Reid at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (LV5XU)

Nope.

All Democrat Women are really men, and all Democrat Men are gay.

You're a man, deal with it.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (9TK8E)

140 Texas Mom Pushes Knife Control After Son Dies From Stabbing

https://pjmedia.com/trending/texas-mom-pushes-knife-control-after-son-dies-from-stabbing/

Sure. Let's outlaw baseball bats and large hand tools while we're at it.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

141
Some bi-racial actress has come out to say that she wants to play Tiger Woods in a movie. Gender-shmender be damned.

Posted by: Cheri at April

...

Maybe she can play all the roles in the movie, in which case we would end up with a CGI version of someone actually f'ing themselves.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (XKUjU)

142 Point of order---- The cardinal rule is "Never dip your wick in crazy." so automatically the binary scale reads "0".



Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (0OmEj)


---

The big problem being that it's common knowledge that crazy is the absolute best level of "in" that can be attained.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (LV5XU)

143 124 If you have mirrors on your ceiling, do you have pink champagne on ice?

She's just a prisoner there, but its of her own device
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)


The last thing I remember, as I was running for the door ...

... was screaming BITCH EVERYDAY WITH YOU IS JUST ONE MORE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH !!! FUCK IT - TAKE THE HOUSE !!! I DON'T CARE !!!

Or, something like that. That's how the lyrics sound in MY head, anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (nhgiS)

144 If you have mirrors on your ceiling, do you have pink champagne on ice?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (K2aKX)

I don't know, but you probably have a rotating round bed...and are in Vegas.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (z3nSX)

145 137 His dad was Barney on Mission Impossible....

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (LiyEm)

146 Another case to add to her defense, a police officer in full uniform went to another Starbucks and was told he couldn't use the restroom unless he bought something. A lawyer with only half a brain could have a field day with this case.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

147 So at some point in time some bored hacker thought it would be useful to hack into some minor celebrity's blog just in case it could lead to future lulz?

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Underdog at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (0CeRG)

148 My pronoun is "Buttsecks"

Posted by: Cory Booker at April 23, 2018 01:11 PM (SZhdS)

149 I knew it was a song! But not until the prisoner line was I sure.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:11 PM (z3nSX)

150 Huh. The GLAAD Awards nominated AM Joy for a piece she did, "Transgender Rights Under Fire in Trump Era."

So she'll get her cred back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

151 People have rotating beds? The whole idea makes me nauseous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (tpDAe)

152 When Cory Booker was going after Pompeo so vociferously on whether the latter considered homosexuality to be a perversion, I was hoping Pompeo would respond with the obvious rejoinder:

"To answer that question, I'd have to know how you define 'perversion,' Senator. How do you define it, and what would you consider to be a perversion?"

Yeah. I'm a piece of work.

Posted by: California at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (+3KlA)

153 French President still on his plane with the door closed?
Must taking a dump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (5y11N)

154 Point of order---- The cardinal rule is "Never dip your wick in crazy." so automatically the binary scale reads "0".



Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 23, 2018 01:08 PM (0OmEj)


---

Talking Heads, from their "Fear of Music" album.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (LV5XU)

155 She got the Mercedes-Benz
She has a lot of pretty pretty boys she call friends.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (K2aKX)

156 "69 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o

...

It's worse than that."


And....we're back to 'one tiny sip of penis', aren't we.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (EyPfd)

157 Some bi-racial actress has come out to say that she wants to play Tiger Woods in a movie. Gender-shmender be damned.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:06 PM (oiNtH)

She should play Barack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Actor's golf swings in the movies always suck. Imitating SirShankalot's would be easy.

*see TFG's basketball stroke, bowling form, killer umbrella technique...

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (If3tB)

158 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM

I always wondered what kind of people mirrored their ceilings. Now I know.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (LOgQ4)

They offered a special as long as you provide your ordination license.

I thought I would give a disclaimer about "watching" but decided not to it. i deserved the comeback. ;^)



*sticks fingers in ears - lalalalalalalalalalala

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (pQplJ)

159 Transgender rights under fire? Is this about enlisting in the military? Serving in the military is not a right.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (oiNtH)

160 French President, "Merde! Ahhh!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (K2aKX)

161 Reid is def a 0 on binary scale.

I admire Scogg's sense of adventure though.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (DSlVW)

162 Sock off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (+3KlA)

163 69 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o)

No. It means you actually have to like participate in it.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (ynAQh)

164 Ha. My copy didn't copy before the paste. Here's the Talking Heads copy:

I knew it was a song! But not until the prisoner line was I sure.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:11 PM (z3nSX)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (LV5XU)

165 I knew it was a song! But not until the prisoner line was I sure.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:11 PM


Christopher Taylor beat me to the prisoner reference. I was kinda sure, but not positive so it took a couple seconds to verify. Around here, that's a lifetime.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (LOgQ4)

166 153 French President still on his plane with the door closed?
Must taking a dump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (5y11N)

Wife is changing his diaper.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

167 Wayback Machine is owned by a 501(c)(3) organization called Internet Archive.

If they're deleting information for partisan political reasons, they need to lose their tax exempt status.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (iv0p7)

168 I read the top link, and I still don't understand who she is, and don't care, but it seems she is some part of the Communist Media Machine, so let it burn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (efC8N)

169 Actor's golf swings in the movies always suck. Imitating SirShankalot's would be easy.

*see TFG's basketball stroke, bowling form, killer umbrella technique...
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (If3tB)


Baseball throwing mechanics ... girls were shaking their heads laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (+3KlA)

170 Serving in the military is not a right.
====

Rights are whatever we say they are.

Posted by: Democrat Party at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (sBMuQ)

171

"What an asshole!"

Posted by: Chicago ATC at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (UFLLM)

172 She got the Mercedes-Benz
She has a lot of pretty pretty boys she call friends.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (K2aKX)


Ramune on ice?
Try the omurice?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (y87Qq)

173 >>153 French President still on his plane with the door closed?
Must taking a dump

Quickie with his mom...err....wife.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (r9UYA)

174 Another case to add to her defense, a police officer in full uniform went to another Starbucks and was told he couldn't use the restroom unless he bought something. A lawyer with only half a brain could have a field day with this case.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

Oh yea, she won right there....well, IMO she has. Slam dunk, especially because Starbucks is on the record as saying store policy is to ask people to leave. The only issue may be that she called the cops and that was not part of policy. But, I'm not a lawyer.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (z3nSX)

175 If they reported this to the Feds, is the crime some sort of digital tresspassing?

Was her defunct site up or down? Is it just the way back machine would is the supposed victim?

If I were them I would have zero interest in the veracity of my product becoming instantly suspect with this headline. It would be interesting to know if they are really playing ball with Joy or if she just says they are.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (XKUjU)

176 'Wife is changing his diaper.'

Flight Attendant is changing hers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (EyPfd)

177 Upon further investigation, someone clearly hacked my account and posted that Talking Heads reference with the improper quote before it to sully my reputation. I'm reporting it to the FBI.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (LV5XU)

178 109 I vote NJ as the state with the worst Senators.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (nzBsY)

Pfft. You gotta up your game.
Posted by: California at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM

Oh come on, look what we got! One's a corpsicle, the other is a corn Flake.

Posted by: Arizona at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (k1TUh)

179 >>142 Point of order---- The cardinal rule is "Never dip your wick in crazy."

Move that this item be added to 'new business' for committee at the next meeting. The merits of crazy-dipping should at least get a fair hearing.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

180 "To answer that question, I'd have to know how you define 'perversion,' Senator. How do you define it, and what would you consider to be a perversion?"

Posted by: California (Deplorable Jay Guevara )


This!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (LNPd9)

181 Nevergiveup: "How do you spell hypocracy?"

We all may not know how to spell it, be we sure know how to live it.

Old and Lousy: Democracy

New and Improved: Hypocracy

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (H8S+R)

182 3 Why should I care?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (K2aKX)

Because she's a very public figure who is lying, lying, lying--by some accounts--much like Anthony Weiner did. Hacked, hacked, hacked. And there's no one like Breitbart to take over a press conference to cast doubt on the story.

Posted by: m at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (ecMDh)

183 Wife is changing his diaper.
=====

Or he's changing hers.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (sBMuQ)

184 137 "You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles"


That actor was incredible. I could watch him describing the O Henry candy bar on constant loop and never stop laughing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:09 PM (OD2ni)

His name's Phillip Morris, and IIRC, he was turned down for several bit roles on Seinfeld, but kept auditioning until he got the recurring character of Jackie Chiles.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

185 >>177 Upon further investigation, someone clearly hacked my account and posted that Talking Heads reference Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (LV5XU)

Don't get upset/it's not a major disaster...

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

186 Another case to add to her defense, a police officer in full uniform
went to another Starbucks and was told he couldn't use the restroom
unless he bought something. A lawyer with only half a brain could have a
field day with this case.


Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (oiNtH)


---

Clearly the problem is that the two real estate investors weren't police officers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (LV5XU)

187 I am not ashamed to admit I had to look up who Joy Reid was.


Some kind of Weasel, I gather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (ycWCI)

188 157 Actor's golf swings in the movies always suck. Imitating SirShankalot's would be easy.

*see TFG's basketball stroke, bowling form, killer umbrella technique...
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:12 PM (If3tB)

That's SirShaunkalot to you, buddy.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (9TK8E)

189 185. Damn you, Zod.

Earworm engaged.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

190 Casablanca is on at Andrews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (5y11N)

191 Baseball throwing mechanics ... girls were shaking their heads laughing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (+3KlA)

That was a sad day for America. Damn. I can throw LEFT-handed better than that.

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (If3tB)

192 Does this mean we all have to say we like gay pr0n?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 23, 2018 12:58 PM (rdl6o)

No. It means you actually have to like participate in it.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 23, 2018 01:13 PM (ynAQh)


That brings to mind that horrible story about the actress who didn't want to do gay porn and she got ripped apart on line. It was ridiculous. She ended up committing suicide.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (z3nSX)

193 "What an asshole!"
Posted by: Chicago ATC at April 23, 2018 01:14 PM (UFLLM)


Heard as an approbative comment at Man's Country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (+3KlA)

194 His name's Phillip Morris, and IIRC, he was turned down for several bit roles on Seinfeld, but kept auditioning until he got the recurring character of Jackie Chiles.
====

He was in the 1988 - 1990 Mission: Impossible series as Barney's son - tech whiz.

He also appeared in Star Trek III in a brief cameo and in a Star Trek: Voyager episode.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (sBMuQ)

195 114 102. Mishogony = hatred of fat chicks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

It's all in the pronunciation.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

196 Offered without comment.

https://cbsloc.al/2Ka2kRm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (EyPfd)

197 Hypochondriacacy: Government by the fake infirm.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

198 Joy Reid was misquoted or simply hacked by some deplorable Trump supporter. Speaking of supporters, I have never required one.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (yhf6w)

199 It taint true!

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (J7XgW)

200 That was a sad day for America. Damn. I can throw LEFT-handed better than that.
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (If3tB)


Same here. Abner Doubleday wept.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (+3KlA)

201 " I have no use for her ideas anyhow. "

Uh huh..."Ideas".

Good one, heh.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (mXG82)

202 Worst Senators? Surely you jest.

Posted by: Massachusetts at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (3GUVH)

203 as I was watching Macron and his wife get off the plan, it occurred to me that Frau Macron has kind of skinny legs. Hillary could probably give her useful advice to correct that.

also, Macron in profile reminds me a bit of a young Anthony Wiener.

and now the French National Anthem is being played. I expect the honor guard to drop their guns and run away.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (KxbBq)

204 Point of order---- The cardinal rule is "Never dip your wick in crazy."


--


Move that this item be added to 'new business' for committee at the
next meeting. The merits of crazy-dipping should at least get a fair
hearing.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)


---

The big problem isn't the stabbiness or drama, but that it is really difficult to forget about it later in life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (LV5XU)

205 192 That brings to mind that horrible story about the actress who didn't want to do gay porn and she got ripped apart on line. It was ridiculous. She ended up committing suicide.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (z3nSX)

I don't want to have sex, period.

And FedGov can eat a dick if they think they're going to force me to.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (9TK8E)

206 "Hacked". It's like "lying" only in technospeak.

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Really. I was Hacked at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

207
Something about the French president to keep in mind... he forced his retirees to take a haircut on benefits and or is taxing them higher.

I'm sure the American Socialists took notes. No riots of French senior citizens on mobility scooters. A few signs 'Give us our money back'.

On a long enough time line it's coming here to your 401k. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (LOgQ4)

208 140
Texas Mom Pushes Knife Control After Son Dies From Stabbing



https://pjmedia.com/trending/texas-mom-pushes-knife-control-after-son-dies-from-stabbing/



Sure. Let's outlaw baseball bats and large hand tools while we're at it.



Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:10 PM (r9UYA)


My cellar woodworking shop is a "Shop of Horrors" at this rate.
Police;"Hey man why do you own a 8oz, a14 oz, a 16oz , a 22oz , a 3 lb, an 8lb, a 16lb, and a 30 lb hammer? That's too many hammers and some of the calibers are way too big and some are way too small and rapid hammering"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (ymnmz)

209 >>196 Offered without comment.

https://cbsloc.al/2Ka2kRm
--------------
Johns Hopkins Performs 1st Total Penis, Scrotum Transplant

Interesting.

Posted by: Bagel Head at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (r9UYA)

210 I vote NJ as the state with the worst Senators.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (nzBsY)

Pfft. You gotta up your game.
Posted by: California at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM

Oh come on, look what we got! One's a corpsicle, the other is a corn Flake.
Posted by: Arizona at April 23, 2018 01:15 PM (k1TUh)

Uh, hello, what about us? We have Dick Durbin!

Posted by: Illinois at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (z3nSX)

211 102. Mishogony = hatred of fat chicks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 01:05 PM (fA1SL)


Leave Randa the Hutt out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (+3KlA)

212 That brings to mind that horrible story about the actress who didn't want to do gay porn and she got ripped apart on line. It was ridiculous. She ended up committing suicide.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (z3nSX)

If you're talking about August Ames, not exactly. She didn't want to do scenes with men who had done gay pron because of the HIV risk. The rest of it is accurate.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

213 "These don't represent my values".

Well, they do. Only not in my out-loud voice.

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Really. I was Hacked at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

214 Wow, he speaks very good English

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (5y11N)

215 >>The big problem isn't the stabbiness or drama, but that it is really difficult to forget about it later in life. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (LV5XU)

True. Some furniture in the mental attic is best left under a dustcover.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

216 those property taxes i owe, FABRICATED.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (KP5rU)

217 People have rotating beds? The whole idea makes me nauseous.

I'm sure you could make it rotate so slowly and smoothly it would be imperceptible.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (iv0p7)

218 something off in my shoulder mechanics - I never could throw overhand worth a damn, but I can throw side-armed pretty decently. It's weird.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2018 01:21 PM (k1TUh)

219 I'm okay with Joy finding homos icky.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 01:21 PM (2LelM)

220

Johns Hopkins Performs 1st Total Penis, Scrotum Transplant

Interesting.



I'm quite certain that Barack's body will reject the transplant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:21 PM (GdWl+)

221 @192

It wasnt that she didnt want to do gay porn its that she didnt want to have sex with an actor who also did gay porn.

Its her body her choice until she came up against another protected class.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:21 PM (faZeT)

222 Same here. Abner Doubleday wept.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


THERE'S a male name that needs to make a comeback!

Abner.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (pQplJ)

223 Who will be the first cuck to defend Reid? David French?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (0F/tn)

224
218 something off in my shoulder mechanics - I never could throw overhand worth a damn, but I can throw side-armed pretty decently. It's weird.
-------------------------
That would make you either a good infielder or a submarine pitcher. Accuracy counts.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)

225 I find pretty lesbians to be absolutely fascinating.

I'm cultured like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (nhgiS)

226 If you're talking about August Ames, not exactly. She didn't want to do scenes with men who had done gay pron because of the HIV risk. The rest of it is accurate.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)


You should be a lawyer.

Posted by: Illinois at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (z3nSX)

227 Someone should compile a Greatest Hits of big shot Democrats (Obama, especially, but also the Clintons and others) affirming their opposition to same-sex marriage before 2012 or whenever.

IIRC, Obama was very consistently and conspicuously against it during the '08 campaign.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (hXeKX)

228 That was a sad day for America. Damn. I can throw LEFT-handed better than that.

People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (39g3+)

229
I'm sure you could make it rotate so slowly and smoothly it would be imperceptible.
Posted by: bonhomme

...

What in the wide wide world of sports is the point?

With gratitude, by the way, to the moron I stole that from. I still laugh every time I use it. The kids not so much.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (XKUjU)

230 If a "racial slur" painted a rock, a mile from anywhere, by an unidentified person, is enough to derail the professional/political career of the person who owned the land . . . well, then . . . FOAD, Joy, your career is over.

You are a vile anti~gay intolerant H8r.

Welcome to the world you happily created . . . the crocodile will see you now.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (0/0WS)

231 "submarine pitcher"

Topping the hot bunk...

Posted by: Some Dude at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (UFLLM)

232 I wonder why 'Hail to the Chief' is no longer played. I guess after Barky stopped it, it would be tre racist to start it again.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (oiNtH)

233 209 >>196 Offered without comment.

https://cbsloc.al/2Ka2kRm
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Johns Hopkins Performs 1st Total Penis, Scrotum Transplant

Interesting.
Posted by: Bagel Head at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (r9UYA)

So a sufficiently wealthy man could get a complete equipment upgrade from a deceased pron star? I could see pron stars living in fear now...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

234 "How do you spell hypocracy?"

Hypocrisy.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (mXG82)

235 Johns Hopkins Performs 1st Total Penis, Scrotum Transplant



Interesting.



Posted by: Bagel Head at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (r9UYA)


---

I'm guessing this is movement towards making cross-dressing women feel more comfortable claiming they're men.

What progress have they made about the whole mitochondrial DNA part?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (LV5XU)

236 There is a reason that homosexuality was an anathema to societies over the ages, and a lot of it had nothing to do with social acceptability.

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Really. I was Hacked at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

237
I saw Total Penis open for Steely Dan at the Spectrum.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)

238 IIRC, Obama was very consistently and conspicuously against it during the '08 campaign.

Well, he pretended to be. He was lying.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (6qfo/)

239 226 If you're talking about August Ames, not exactly. She didn't want to do scenes with men who had done gay pron because of the HIV risk. The rest of it is accurate.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)


You should be a lawyer.
Posted by: Illinois at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (z3nSX)

You think? I dunno...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

240 "I'm quite certain that Barack's body will reject the transplant."

Not if they go in through the rectum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (EyPfd)

241 "Who will be the first cuck to defend Reid? David French?"

Jennifer Rubin. In an article about how women face a greater hacking threat than men.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (toi7g)

242 64 Black people are quite anti gay in general.

Yeah this is pretty standard stuff in Hispanic and black communities (and Asian and pretty much everywhere in the world except the white west). I get the "leftists turned against each other" strategy but I don't find a lot of fault in what she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:57 PM (39g3+)
---------------------------------
I don't know about "Asians." That's a pretty broad category. I'd bet that Americans of Chinese and Japanese descent hold opinions that are pretty much the same as white Americans, all other things being equal. Or they may be even more 'progressive' as a group.

"Hispanics?" Depends on the demo. Spain has been at the vanguard of 'progressive' sexual politics. Well, the government has. And Mexico City mandated gay 'marriage' long before we did. (But then, they haven't yet managed to sell it to the country as a whole.)

In the US, I think it depends on how much assimilation there has been and on social class, job, region. Someone like Jennifer Lopez (who BTW didn't learn to speak Spanish until she married Marc Anthony) is going to be as pro-gay as any other Hollywooder. The Honduran guy outside Home Depot? Nope.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (0jtPF)

243 People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.
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You would think bewbies would give girls extra leverage on the throw. Kind of like beer belly pitchers.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (2LelM)

244
I'm sure you could make it rotate so slowly and smoothly it would be imperceptible.
Posted by: bonhomme at April

...

Like maybe once every 24 hours the way God intended.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (XKUjU)

245 I never could throw overhand worth a damn, but I can throw side-armed pretty decently. It's weird.

+++

Help I'm being suplexed

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (zre6V)

246 Worst senators?! Have you seen what we elected! We could be so lucky that they are pedophiles and incompetent.

Posted by: New York - Penfold at April 23, 2018 01:24 PM (Fbt5B)

247 Ewww. Gross sock. Off.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (z3nSX)

248 226. Dude! What'd he ever do to deserve a slap like that?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

249 Always fun to watch Tekulve or Quisenberry pitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (3GUVH)

250 >>225 I find pretty lesbians to be absolutely fascinating. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (nhgiS)

I'm sure you came to class prepared to give an example...

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

251 IIRC, Obama was very consistently and conspicuously against it during the '08 campaign.

Posted by: Lance McCormick

Yes compile a video and then let them all explained how they all "evolved" on this issue at the same time after the election.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (oiNtH)

252 Something about the French president to keep in mind... he forced his retirees to take a haircut on benefits and or is taxing them higher.

I'm sure the American Socialists took notes. No riots of French senior citizens on mobility scooters. A few signs 'Give us our money back'.

On a long enough time line it's coming here to your 401k. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

____________


I think it's a much different dynamic though since 401k money really is money people earned, it wasn't some future promise of government support.

I'm sure Democrats will eventually make a play for that money, but it really will be a political earthquake I would argue far worse than Social Security reform for people that are decades away from collecting.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (lKmt3)

253

I'm sure you could make it rotate so slowly and smoothly it would be imperceptible.


Chick-en...

Make it like an amusement park ride. Crank that thing up to about 30 rpm and try to hang on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (GdWl+)

254

B can't pitch for shit.

Hell of a catcher though...

Posted by: Reggie at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (UFLLM)

255 If a "racial slur" painted a rock, a mile from anywhere, by an unidentified person, is enough to derail the professional/political career of the person who owned the land . . . well, then . . . FOAD, Joy, your career is over.


Yeah the purpose of this isn't MAD (mutually assured destruction, for the kiddies), its to demonstrate how poor an idea it is and to get them to stop.

Well, he pretended to be. He was lying.

So was Hillary until 2015. And they got away with it because everyone knew they were lying to fool the sister marrying flyover rubes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)

256 The big problem isn't the stabbiness or drama, but
that it is really difficult to forget about it later in life. Posted by:
Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23,
2018 01:19 PM (LV5XU)


--


True. Some furniture in the mental attic is best left under a dustcover.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)


---

It's very unfair to compare them to relatively non-crazy sexual partners, but it happens anyway.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (LV5XU)

257 What in the wide wide world of sports is the point?

To eliminate arguments about which side of the bed you get to sleep on.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (iv0p7)

258 Well, he pretended to be. He was lying.

Yeah, that's part of my point. On the record, they were against it, but everyone knew they were for it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (hXeKX)

259 Until Bill Kristol chimes in, I'm not saying anything.

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Really. I was Hacked at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

260 242 64 Black people are quite anti gay in general.
-------------------
Yep. They are also quite racist as well.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 01:27 PM (2LelM)

261 NHS medical cock-up, "I said I wanted spotted dick! I didn't say I wanted a spotted dick!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:27 PM (K2aKX)

262 "Who will be the first cuck to defend Reid? David French?"

Jennifer Rubin. In an article about how women face a greater hacking threat than men.
Posted by: Rusty Nai"



My guess is it will be "The Expert."

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

263 People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their
lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're
unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.
=====

I'm sure that some people here with real medical knowledge can correct me, but I seem to remember that elbow and shoulder are different in men and women.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 01:27 PM (MIKMs)

264 218 something off in my shoulder mechanics - I never could throw overhand worth a damn, but I can throw side-armed pretty decently. It's weird.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2018 01:21 PM (k1TUh)


Everybody has a natural arm slot. Nothing wrong with throwing sidearm, except for outfielders and catchers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:27 PM (+3KlA)

265 "I'm sure you could make it rotate so slowly and smoothly it would be imperceptible. "

As a prostate cancer, and surgery survivor, I tend to get up throughout the night.


I don't need somebody moving the bathroom around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:28 PM (EyPfd)

266 Joy only gets hacked 3/5ths of the time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 01:28 PM (IqV8l)

267 >>Johns Hopkins Performs 1st Total Penis, Scrotum Transplant


Will we have to update our organ donor status?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

268 I find pretty lesbians to be absolutely fascinating. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:22 PM (nhgiS)

I'm sure you came to class prepared to give an example...
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)


Tammy Bruce. Fifty-Five and STILL hot.

I could be her younger guilty pleasure. Yes ... Yes I could.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:28 PM (nhgiS)

269 252
Something about the French president to keep in mind... he forced his
retirees to take a haircut on benefits and or is taxing them higher.



I'm sure the American Socialists took notes. No riots of French
senior citizens on mobility scooters. A few signs 'Give us our money
back'.



On a long enough time line it's coming here to your 401k. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic



____________





I think it's a much different dynamic though since 401k money really
is money people earned, it wasn't some future promise of government
support.



I'm sure Democrats will eventually make a play for that money, but
it really will be a political earthquake I would argue far worse than
Social Security reform for people that are decades away from collecting.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (lKmt3)


Of course they will. When they are all out of one pile of money you go to the next pile.

All you greedy wreckers who hoarded your earnings and placed them in interest bearing accounts should forfeit your life savings so we can spread the wealth to those who need it.


Why did that one guy rob banks again????????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 01:29 PM (ymnmz)

270 People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.

Of course. But it was a reflection on Obama's youth that he'd obviously never played baseball. At all.

And that he didn't know how many states there are.

But he's 100% American. A veritable Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:29 PM (+3KlA)

271 >>It's very unfair to compare them to relatively non-crazy sexual partners, but it happens anyway.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:26 PM (LV5XU)

It never hurts to ask beforehand. "Are you crazy?"
"No." (she's bad-crazy). "Yes." (She's crazy and honest; cowboy up).

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

272 'I'm sure that some people here with real medical knowledge can correct me, but I seem to remember that elbow and shoulder are different in men and women."

You never seen an NFL/Cheerleader thread here before?


Elbows...they be different.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:29 PM (EyPfd)

273 I think it's a much different dynamic though since
401k money really is money people earned, it wasn't some future promise
of government support.



I'm sure Democrats will eventually make a play for that money, but
it really will be a political earthquake I would argue far worse than
Social Security reform for people that are decades away from collecting.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (lKmt3)


--

I don't think they'll have that hard of a time getting support for it in another generation or two. Heck, the median 401K balance is less than $30K. Those folks aren't invested in that if they can be guaranteed more than $1200/year that is stolen from someone else that has saved and planned ahead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (LV5XU)

274 If she was hacked, would that make her a victim of the dark web?

I denounce myself.
Posted by: GregV61 at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (FLpne)

This is going to leave a black mark on her career

Posted by: Vanya at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (U7voe)

275 Go back and watch all of the alarmist speeches by both Clintons, Gore, Albright, Biden, and others on the dangers of Sadam Hussein and the Mullahs in Iran and how they both must be dealt with immediately.

Alternative universe.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

276 Heh

http://tinyurl.com/ybanunnb

"After revered men's fashion magazine GQ published an article claiming the Bible was overrated, the nation began patiently waiting for the publication to claim the same for the Koran or other religious texts, sources confirmed Monday."

Babylon Bee having fun again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)

277 Some kind of Weasel, I gather.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:16 PM (ycWCI)

No, Weasels are cute. Both fur-weasels, and M29's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (efC8N)

278 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:18 PM (EyPfd)
====
So Krill Bistol got transplanted on another body?

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (y3aQB)

279 Everybody has a natural arm slot.

Tell me more about this arm slot.

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 23, 2018 01:30 PM (iv0p7)

280

Hackers are throwing gays off our buildings!

Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (UFLLM)

281 Rules are for the allegedly "privileged" people. See, it's the privileged people who are restrained by rules at every turn, and the "marginalized" people who are free to live life to the full.


Had a visitor last week -- husband of a friend of mine who was briefly in the Bay Area on his way somewhere else.

He is a total flaming leftist. Unselfaware, unapologetic, just automatically thinks that every leftist narrative is innately true and universal. Not trying to be confrontational about it -- he just marinates in 24-hour-a-day leftist frameworks and can't even visualize another worldview. (He's from NY - -duh.)

Anyway, despite all that: During dinner, he bemoaned his inability to get a job. I asked what the problem was. He said that in his filed, "people like me" aren't getting hired. I asked what "like me" meant. He replied, "Y'know -- like me" gesturing to his body in general.

I took the plunge. "You mean -- a white man?"

He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.

Frankly, I had no sympathy for him. He helped to create this reverse-racist, reverse-sexist world in which we live, so as far as I'm concerned he can suffer the consequences.

I did have sympathy for his wife (who's my actual friend), since she has to bring home the bacon, however.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (42M22)

282 Actually the Deimoscr@ps in Congress back in 2008 looked into taking everyone's retirement nest eggs to 'better manage' them

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/11/then-they-came-for-our-retirements.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (K2aKX)

283 Point of order: How about at least a one sentence blurb, explaining what a Joy Reid is, and why I should care.

Something like "Joy Reid is best known for her role as Screech's gym teacher in Season 2 of 'Saved By the Bell."

Because, yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)

284 263 People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their
lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're
unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.

In part, but they also generally have narrower shoulders and less muscle mass, which will affect throwing ability even if you have the mechanics down.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

285 Everybody has a natural arm slot.

Tell me more about this arm slot.
Posted by: Shep Smith


Ask Michelle Fields.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (pQplJ)

286 236 There is a reason that homosexuality was an anathema to societies over the ages, and a lot of it had nothing to do with social acceptability."

There have been societies that embraced homosexuality, but they've always had the big problem of trying to find anyone to carry it on after 60 years or so go by. Call it a problem with a built in limit switch.

of course there's always the Arab model, where they bugger boys for fun and just use women as reproduction machines, even though they don't like them very much and spend as little time with them as they can. The main side effect of this model is that everyone becomes a homicidal maniac.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)

287 All you greedy wreckers who hoarded your earnings and placed them in interest bearing accounts should forfeit your life savings so we can spread the wealth to those who need it.

Nah. Here's how they'll do it.

They'll say that they're protecting your retirement from the vagaries of the stock market by requiring you to have X% in those safe safe government bonds.

It's in your interest, kulak!

Then of course they'll abscond with the proceeds, and waste them on idiotic leftist programs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (+3KlA)

288 Yes compile a video and then let them all explained how they all "evolved" on this issue at the same time after the election.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM (oiNtH)

They "evolved" because they got some sweet gay cash.

Remember, as a demographic, gays are among the wealthiest....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (7uYFy)

289

EM WINTER SQUASH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (pYqXv)

290 in his filed = in his field

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (42M22)

291 Chinese-made smartphones that the heads of U.S. intelligence have urged Americans not to buy are being sold to servicemembers across Germany at on-base exchange facilities.

The Huawei phones, which are being sold by TKS, an Army and Air Force Exchange Service concessionary and subsidiary of Vodaphone, could be used to gather sensitive information, according to U.S. intelligence agencies. They are banned for official government use in most cases.

The Defense Department asked whether Huawei mobile phones were being sold at exchange facilities but has not offered any other direction, said AAFES senior spokesman Chris Ward.

Outrageous...they should not be sold on base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (5y11N)

292 'Alternative universe.'

That's not how to spell 'lying shit-weasels, whut lie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (EyPfd)

293 207
Something about the French president to keep in mind... he forced his retirees to take a haircut on benefits and or is taxing them higher.

I'm sure the American Socialists took notes. No riots of French senior citizens on mobility scooters. A few signs 'Give us our money back'.

On a long enough time line it's coming here to your 401k. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:19 PM (LOgQ4)
-----------------------------------------
This is reason #3452 to protect the 2nd Amendment.

Old people are dangerous.
When you're raising a family, when you gotta keep that job, you can't get too uppity.
When you're older, you have nothing to lose.

There will be blood.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (0jtPF)

294 I think it's a much different dynamic though since 401k money really is money people earned, it wasn't some future promise of government support.

I'm sure Democrats will eventually make a play for that money, but it really will be a political earthquake I would argue far worse than Social Security reform for people that are decades away from collecting.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 01:25 PM


I can't find the actual facts of the matter. All I've been able to uncover is the French have a retirement system very close to our own, with average benefits close to our own ( a little over a $1,000 a month ) and this youngster was on Fox News Sunday defending the decision. Which I watched. Apparently he needed the money to pay off the railway unions.

The American press seems little concerned about the issue.

But you know damn well the Dems are going to run on the issue of "The Republicans want to cut Social Security!!!" while at the same time planning secretly to do the exact same thing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (LOgQ4)

295 Anyway, despite all that: During dinner, he bemoaned his inability to get a job. I asked what the problem was. He said that in his filed, "people like me" aren't getting hired. I asked what "like me" meant. He replied, "Y'know -- like me" gesturing to his body in general.

I took the plunge. "You mean -- a white man?"

He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.

Frankly, I had no sympathy for him. He helped to create this reverse-racist, reverse-sexist world in which we live, so as far as I'm concerned he can suffer the consequences.


People like him helped make the rules. Problem is, it's not just him suffering the consequences.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

296 That brings to mind that horrible story about the
actress who didn't want to do gay porn and she got ripped apart on line.
It was ridiculous. She ended up committing suicide.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:17 PM (z3nSX)

No, that was August Ames. She didn't want to do straight porn with a known gay actor, because of the HIV risk. That's why she was hounded to her death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (efC8N)

297 of course there's always the Arab model, where they bugger boys for fun and just use women as reproduction machines, even though they don't like them very much and spend as little time with them as they can. The main side effect of this model is that everyone becomes a homicidal maniac.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)


Yep. Nothing says "healthy society" quite like all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (+3KlA)

298 >>Tammy Bruce. Fifty-Five and STILL hot.
I could be her younger guilty pleasure. Yes ... Yes I could. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 01:28 PM (nhgiS)

Concur--nicely done. This is gonna sound asinine, but Zod has no fear: Kate McKinnon. But with a ball-gag. On a bed with handlebars in the headboard and a gut full of Ten High.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

299 in his filed = in his field

A man out standing?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (hXeKX)

300

Yeah, that's part of my point. On the record, they were against it, but everyone knew they were for it.


And that right there is a big part of what's wrong with our politics and politicians in general: they're like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Unless you're expecting a liar to get elected, then you'll never be disappointed.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:33 PM (GdWl+)

301 During dinner, he bemoaned his inability to get a job. I asked what the
problem was. He said that in his filed, "people like me" aren't getting
hired. I asked what "like me" meant. He replied, "Y'know -- like me"
gesturing to his body in general.



I took the plunge. "You mean -- a white man?"



He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.


---

Feel good story of the day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (LV5XU)

302 And that right there is a big part of what's wrong with our politics and politicians in general: they're like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Unless you're expecting a liar to get elected, then you'll never be disappointed.


And then there's Trump, who is doing basically everything he said he'd do.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (hXeKX)

303 299 in his filed = in his field

A man out standing?
Posted by: Lance McCormick


Sadly, he is NOT out standing in his field. He has no special unique skills that make hiring him essential. So he's always aced out by minorities every time.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (42M22)

304 If I were a hacker, I'd invest all my time and energy in tapping into the defunct website of some nobody. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

Posted by: regular joe at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (kb0cx)

305 Jim Acosta is an ASSHOLE
Anybody hear what he just asked Sanders?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

306 305 Jim Acosta is an ASSHOLE
Anybody hear what he just asked Sanders?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

No. What did he ask?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

307 "And then there's Trump, who is doing basically everything he said he'd do."

Confirming once again that he's not a true Republican.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (EyPfd)

308 Sadly, he is NOT out standing in his field. He has no special unique skills that make hiring him essential. So he's always aced out by minorities every time.

I was referencing a bit with a man standing in a (literal) field.

See, he's out(side), standing in his (or at least a)field.

Fine, fine, I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (hXeKX)

309 I took the plunge. "You mean -- a white man?"

He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.


"You mean with all that white privilege, AND male privilege, you STILL can't find a job? You must be a total loser!"

Might as well rub it in a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (+3KlA)

310 I don't think they'll have that hard of a time getting support for it in another generation or two. Heck, the median 401K balance is less than $30K. Those folks aren't invested in that if they can be guaranteed more than $1200/year that is stolen from someone else that has saved and planned ahead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

________

If you look though at people that are near retirement, that number is much higher. But yea, there's more takers that savers, but people get very protective about their 401k. If Democrats openly talk about confiscating it, it will be ugly.

My theory is inflation will probably probably be the way the Left robs everyone of their savings. It's a backdoor way to do it and keeps their hands clean. Republicans also don't seem to give a damn about deficits either.

Posted by: Maritime at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (lKmt3)

311 He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.

The local state government hires based on interviews, resume, and a points system. You get points for being female, minority, handicapped, and other special interest group categories (and this was true in the early 80s when I was trying to find work everywhere).

You know what you don't get points for? Being a white guy. So you can have a stellar resumee and be very qualified, and never even get an interview beacuse the less qualified, totally unprepared lesbian handicapped hispanic woman gets +50 and just passes you up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

312 "So he's always aced out by minorities every time."

He's too stupid to self identify as a black lesbian single mother of two?

he deserves to not get hired.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (EyPfd)

313 305 Jim Acosta is an ASSHOLE
Anybody hear what he just asked Sanders?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

"Why is Trump such a poopyhead?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

314 Jim Acosta is an ASSHOLE
Anybody hear what he just asked Sanders?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

Was he the asshole that asked the breeding question?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (5y11N)

315 Sadly, he is NOT out standing in his field. He has no special unique skills that make hiring him essential. So he's always aced out by minorities every time.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (42M22)


You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (+3KlA)

316

What is this "401-K" thingy I hear so many people talking about?

Does it have something to do with that mythical "money" stuff?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (GdWl+)

317 No. What did he ask?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs) Trump tweet something last week about California being a breeding ground for all sorts of problems, and Acosta just asked if the word "breeding" was a derogatory reference to Mexicans "breeding"

I kid u not

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (7uYFy)

318 People who throw like that have almost never thrown anything in their

lives. Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're

unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.


--------------------------------------------
In part, but they also generally have narrower shoulders and less
muscle mass, which will affect throwing ability even if you have the
mechanics down.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs)


I like to watch old World Series games, and given that MLB and the networks have done such a piss poor job of preserving broadcasts, it's a spotty proposition at best, finding the games.

Anyhoo, WS games, they always have someone throwing out the first ball. In Yankee Stadium, more than once, that someone was Joe DiMaggio. The Yankee Clipper by that time, I guess, was well into his 60s.


Joe DiMaggio, at that age, threw like a girl.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (9chmE)

319 You could've had great fun with him, zombie.

"You should demand reparations! And affirmative action!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (+3KlA)

320 308 Sadly, he is NOT out standing in his field. He has no special unique skills that make hiring him essential. So he's always aced out by minorities every time.

I was referencing a bit with a man standing in a (literal) field.

See, he's out(side), standing in his (or at least a)field.

Fine, fine, I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


I know that. I was making the same joke. That's why I spelled it "out standing" not "outstanding."

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (42M22)

321 317 No. What did he ask?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs) Trump tweet something last week about California being a breeding ground for all sorts of problems, and Acosta just asked if the word "breeding" was a derogatory reference to Mexicans "breeding"

I kid u not
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (7uYFy)

Jim seems to be quite unaccustomed to the mechanics of the whole "breeding" thing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

322 Nice job boys.

Posted by: The Kremlin at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (KIQHa)

323 I had my head down and did not see who asked the breeding question, but Sanders was much nicer to him than I would have been. What a dueche

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (5y11N)

324 Its why a lot of girls "throw like a girl" because they're
unfamiliar with the process, not because of something innate in women.
-----------------------------
I dunno.
I have two sons and two daughters.
All I can say is that all of them played Watch-Mommy-Fetch-It when they were in the high-chair. But the boys threw things overhand and the girls just dropped stuff.

The boys were BORN throwing overhand. The girls shoved or tossed side-armed. My mother (3 sons, 3 daughters) and many other moms have observed the same thing.

Science!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (0jtPF)

325 >> the less qualified, totally unprepared lesbian handicapped hispanic woman gets +50 and just passes you up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

These would be co-workers if one did manage to get the job. Congratulations!

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)

326 "Joe DiMaggio, at that age, threw like a girl.
Posted by: BurtTC"


Joe got soft after raking in all that sweet money from Mr. Coffee.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

327 309 I took the plunge. "You mean -- a white man?"

He nodded glumly, silently. He couldn't bring himself to say the words.

"You mean with all that white privilege, AND male privilege, you STILL can't find a job? You must be a total loser!"

Might as well rub it in a bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


He IS a total loser.

Weirdly, though, he KNOWS he's a total loser. He has really low self-esteem -- rare for a middle-aged man. But it's an accurate self-assessment.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (42M22)

328 317 No. What did he ask?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs) Trump tweet something last week about California being a breeding ground for all sorts of problems, and Acosta just asked if the word "breeding" was a derogatory reference to Mexicans "breeding"

I kid u not
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (7uYFy)

Hardly surprising.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

329 The Defense Department asked whether Huawei mobile phones were being sold at exchange facilities but has not offered any other direction, said AAFES senior spokesman Chris Ward.

Outrageous...they should not be sold on base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (5y11N)


But ALL phones are made in China....

Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (Z5y53)

330 These "reporters" should just admit they work for the DNC

What assholes...and fuckin stupid to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (5y11N)

331 The Huawei phones, which are being sold by TKS, an
Army and Air Force Exchange Service concessionary and subsidiary of
Vodaphone, could be used to gather sensitive information, according to
U.S. intelligence agencies. They are banned for official government use
in most cases.



The Defense Department asked whether Huawei mobile phones were being
sold at exchange facilities but has not offered any other direction,
said AAFES senior spokesman Chris Ward.



Outrageous...they should not be sold on base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (5y11N)

Huawei? We're the Fukawi!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (efC8N)

332 >>Acosta just asked if the word "breeding" was a derogatory reference to Mexicans "breeding"

"Yes." (pause). "Was that all of your question, Jim?"

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

333 He has really low self-esteem -- rare for a middle-aged man.


Eh, not that rare. Or maybe I'm a rarity as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

334 Anyhoo, WS games, they always have someone throwing out the first ball. In Yankee Stadium, more than once, that someone was Joe DiMaggio. The Yankee Clipper by that time, I guess, was well into his 60s.

Joe DiMaggio, at that age, threw like a girl.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (9chmE)


Almost everybody throws a little bit like a girl for the first few throws, especially if he hasn't thrown for a while, and he's tight.

We joke about that all the time when warming up for games: "Remind me to warm up a bit first if I'm ever asked to throw out the first pitch at a game."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (+3KlA)

335 I am waiting for Sanders to roll up a newspaper, walk down from the podium, and smack Acosta in the face. Then calmly return to the podium, and resume the press conference.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (oiNtH)

336 But ALL phones are made in China....
Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (Z5y53)

yes that is a problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (5y11N)

337

And then there's Trump, who is doing basically everything he said he'd do.


Which is why traditional mealy-mouthed politicians al hate him.

He's showing them up and exposing them as the lying, power-hungry control-freaks we've always known them to be.

And they don't like the truth. Not one little bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (GdWl+)

338 Huawei? We're the Fukawi!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (efC8N)

We are DEVO!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

339 The boys were BORN throwing overhand. The girls shoved or tossed side-armed. My mother (3 sons, 3 daughters) and many other moms have observed the same thing.

Yeah, it comes more naturally to boys, who were created to do that kind of thing. But the proper throwing motion for a baseball is learned by both, babies kinda catapult stuff overhand and a proper throw is more a whip action. You can tell because when you throw something with your off hand, the muscle memory isn't there and you throw it all awful and dorky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)

340 He said that in his filed, "people like me" aren't getting hired. I asked what "like me" meant. He replied, "Y'know -- like me" gesturing to his body in general.

+++

Yeah, I figure if I lose my job I'll have to go self employed right off. Probably fail spectacularly

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (zre6V)

341 You know what you don't get points for? Being a white guy. So you can have a stellar resumee and be very qualified, and never even get an interview beacuse the less qualified, totally unprepared lesbian handicapped hispanic woman gets +50 and just passes you up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

Too bad you can't have a proxy interview for you! Kind of like how IBM, Lockheed, basically any large company can end up getting a government contract through purchasing the service-disabled, minority owned, small business that "wins" the contract.

Posted by: Mainah at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (CClpm)

342 312 "So he's always aced out by minorities every time."

He's too stupid to self identify as a black lesbian single mother of two?

he deserves to not get hired.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


You're hitting too close to home.

I can't reveal the specifics for opsec reasons, but he DID (and to a certain extent STILL DOES) try to identify as a minority -- but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (42M22)

343 325 >> the less qualified, totally unprepared lesbian handicapped hispanic woman gets +50 and just passes you up. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

These would be co-workers if one did manage to get the job. Congratulations!
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)


Why I didn't pursue the part-time teaching job at the local juco, even after they waived the requirement for an essay on what I'd done to advance LGBTQBYOBSWAK people.

I figured that even if they gave me a skip on it, I'd be surrounded by people who HAD written such essays, and we'd drive each other crazy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (+3KlA)

344 Turkish-Backed Islamist Rebels Tell Yazidis In Syria To Convert To Islam Or Die

And the Turks are in NATO...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (5y11N)

345 "Almost everybody throws a little bit like a girl for the first few throws, especially if he hasn't thrown for a while, and he's tight.

We joke about that all the time when warming up for games: "Remind me to warm up a bit first if I'm ever asked to throw out the first pitch at a game."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"


Yup. Being a former baseball player, George W. Bush was smart enough to warm up before throwing out the first pitch in Game 3 of the 2001 WS. Perfect strike.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

346 The main side effect of this model is that everyone becomes a homicidal maniac

+++

Greeks were like that. Dunno about homicide

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (zre6V)

347 I can't reveal the specifics for opsec reasons, but he DID (and to a certain extent STILL DOES) try to identify as a minority -- but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (42M22)


Proof positive that even God fouls off the odd pitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (+3KlA)

348 These would be co-workers if one did manage to get the job. Congratulations!

Eventually, I did get in there. By taking a temp job in the spring processing tax returns. And yeah: all the regular workers were a direct result of this policy.

And huge. Like... grotesquely fat. Blobs that took 2 chairs to sit down. They got that way by celebrating everyone's birthday or special event with a potluck which consisted of a few dishes and 82 desserts. And sitting all day at a desk.

These women made that professor look svelte. It was terrifying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

349 Zombie, sounds like it is more of an attitude problem coupled with low self esteem that has reduced his chances of getting hired. Wonder how long your friend will stick this out. Not easy.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (oiNtH)

350
Turkish-Backed Islamist Rebels Tell Yazidis In Syria To Convert To Islam Or Die



And the Turks are in NATO...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (5y11N)

Are these the same rebels that Assad was gassing? And if so, why is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (efC8N)

351 If you look though at people that are near retirement, that number is much higher. But yea, there's more takers that savers, but people get very protective about their 401k.

If Democrats openly talk about confiscating it, it will be ugly.



Won't be ugly. They'll just be shot.
I never expected social security. I always assumed that money was stolen and that promise was a lie.

But my 401 k? THAT'S my money.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (pQplJ)

352 Maybe women face a greater hacking threat because they are too incompetent to secure their websites correctly.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (5HBd1)

353 Why are libs do good at hearing "dog whistles" if only dogs are supposed to hear them? #hmmmmmm

Posted by: Mega at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (KIQHa)

354 339
...Yeah, it comes more naturally to boys, who were created to do that kind of thing. But the proper throwing motion for a baseball is learned by both....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (39g3+)
----------------------
For sure.
In fact, Mr. D., who has coached both baseball and fast-pitch, says that it's often easier to teach girls to throw overhand correctly because they haven't been doing it the wrong way so much!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (0jtPF)

355 "but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing."

Damn.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (EyPfd)

356 Being a former baseball player, George W. Bush was smart enough to warm up before throwing out the first pitch in Game 3 of the 2001 WS. Perfect strike.

That was the best presidential first pitch of all time.

And if I ran for president that's what I'd be doing all summer. I wouldn't be golfing, I'd visit every park to throw out the first pitch. We'll have a meeting in my box at the ballpark, meet me there at the start of the game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)

357 >>Why I didn't pursue the part-time teaching job ..., I'd be surrounded by people who HAD written such essays, and we'd drive each other crazy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (+3KlA)

...and there's only one thing worse than working with these kinds of people.

Supervising them.

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

358 Are these the same rebels that Assad was gassing? And if so, why is that a bad thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (efC8N)

No he was gassing others..I told you to buy a scorecard to keep track of the players

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (5y11N)

359
Yup. Being a former baseball player, George W. Bush was smart enough to warm up before throwing out the first pitch in Game 3 of the 2001 WS. Perfect strike.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

But, but, I thought the media told me Barak Obama was the most awesomest athlete to every occupy the White House and his first pitch rainbows were the way baseball are supposed to be thrown.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)

360 Yup. Being a former baseball player, George W. Bush was smart enough to warm up before throwing out the first pitch in Game 3 of the 2001 WS. Perfect strike.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (OD2ni)


Yep. The first few throws feel kind of like throwing while wearing a suit jacket: it's hard to generate smooth, fluid throwing mechanics.

I have this after upper body work in the gym. God knows where the first few throws are going. It's kind of like squeezing a tennis ball 50 times, and then trying to sign your name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (+3KlA)

361 Oh G-D her again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (5y11N)

362 In fact, Mr. D., who has coached both baseball and fast-pitch, says that
it's often easier to teach girls to throw overhand correctly because
they haven't been doing it the wrong way so much!
=====

My own opinion only is that girls and boys should play on leagues together until about 10. The girls who were very good at softball learned the basics in little league -- not in the 'girls' leagues.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (MIKMs)

363 347 I can't reveal the specifics for opsec reasons, but he DID (and to a certain extent STILL DOES) try to identify as a minority -- but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (42M22)

Proof positive that even God fouls off the odd pitch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

349 Zombie, sounds like it is more of an attitude problem coupled with low self esteem that has reduced his chances of getting hired. Wonder how long your friend will stick this out. Not easy.
Posted by: Cheri

355 "but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing."

Damn.....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Basically, here's his claim:

One of his great-grandfathers was a Jewish merchant who lived in Cairo in the 1800s. This fact, therefore, makes the merchant's great-grandchild (our hero) "African-American," since Cairo is in Africa, isn't it?

So in the past, in desperation, he has checked the "African-American" box on job application forms. That succeeded in getting him interviews, but when they saw what he looked like, they immediately thought "This is either the whitest black guy of all time, or he lied on the form to get an interview." End result: Failed every interview.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)

364 but he DID (and to a certain extent STILL DOES) try to identify as a minority -- but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing.

+++

S-shut up

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 23, 2018 01:53 PM (zre6V)

365 Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (LV5XU)

Totally unsympathetic individual, one who no doubt publicly supports affirmative action and denounces the patriarchy and white privilege. These folks become more marginalized from every direction each day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (0F/tn)

366 "but it's laughable, and no one believes him. It's really embarrassing."

Damn.....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


He hasn't thrown a big enough fit then and dropped the proper pronouns.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (pQplJ)

367 White van runs over many people in Toronto.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

368 So in the past, in desperation, he has checked the
"African-American" box on job application forms. That succeeded in
getting him interviews, but when they saw what he looked like, they
immediately thought "This is either the whitest black guy of all time,
or he lied on the form to get an interview." End result: Failed every
interview.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)

Shoe polish. Comes in all kinds of shades, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:56 PM (efC8N)

369

EM CILANTRO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (pYqXv)

370 363:

Priceless story. No doubt the interviewers never dare question him just in case.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (0F/tn)

371 White van runs over many people in Toronto.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

White van privilege!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (efC8N)

372 I never expected social security. I always assumed that money was stolen and that promise was a lie.

But my 401 k? THAT'S my money.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM


As the owner of a business, I used to have a payroll worksheet. Took the total amount withheld from all employees for SS and inserted that on a line beneath it. That was my part of the transaction. Then totaled the two numbers.

The employer matched the amount of the employees. I don't want to hear anything about anyone taking a haircut. I knew how hard the employees worked, I knew how painful it was to get that money into the banking system within days from a nearly profit-less enterprise.

I have a feeling American citizens will be a little more outspoken then the elderly Frogs if their 401k or SS checks get stolen by the Dems.

I have no doubt it's part of their plan when the re-take the White House.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LOgQ4)

373 Yes, technically Hitler wet dream Charlize Theron is African-American but she doesn't count.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

374 But, but, I thought the media told me Barak Obama was the most awesomest athlete to every occupy the White House and his first pitch rainbows were the way baseball are supposed to be thrown.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)


And he was the brightest man on earth, and married to the most beautiful woman on earth.

The Kims of North Korea were shaking their heads, laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (+3KlA)

375 This what they're teaching in the second grade.

https://bit.ly/2HnfGvW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

376 Shoe polish. Comes in all kinds of shades, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:56 PM


'Black Like Me'. Read it as a kid.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (LOgQ4)

377 362
My own opinion only is that girls and boys should play on leagues together until about 10. The girls who were very good at softball learned the basics in little league -- not in the 'girls' leagues.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (MIKMs)
----------------------------
This was definitely true for the pre-12 set in the past.

Today it's not uniformly so. It depends on where you live and the quality of the bb and fp programs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (0jtPF)

378 Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)

God, that's pathetic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (+3KlA)

379 'Black Like Me'. Read it as a kid.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (LOgQ4)

Me, too. That book sure has fallen into obscurity, hasn't it? IIRC, the author took drugs to darken his skin, and ultimately died from cancer as a result.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (efC8N)

380 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 01:59 <<<<<<<<<<<

Holy crap, where did that come from?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

381
So if the SPLC is reading AoS looking for racism, this 'racist' SOB read 'Black Like Me' as a youngster.

Flavored my perceptions, somewhat. But reality flavored them even more. That reality is what the SPLC should be working on.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (LOgQ4)

382 OT Sidebar: Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing.

Mt people call that still hunting, but you forgot your rifle.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (Dp6qK)

383 "She's a LEFTY black woman. There are no rules."

FTFY. See Stacey Dash, or Diamonds and Silk, or.....

Posted by: SDN at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (fFfzk)

384 377 362
My own opinion only is that girls and boys should play on leagues together until about 10. The girls who were very good at softball learned the basics in little league -- not in the 'girls' leagues.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (MIKMs)
----------------------------
This was definitely true for the pre-12 set in the past.

Today it's not uniformly so. It depends on where you live and the quality of the bb and fp programs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (0jtPF)



Girls' throwing is kind of a mixed bag. Our fields are often adjacent to high school girls' softball games, so we see them throwing. Some of them are very good indeed, but others of them still have a bit of girly "push throw" type mechanics.

Of course, so do some boys. We also see dads teaching their sons to throw with pie-throwing type mechanics. We have to bite our tongues, since no one likes a buttinsky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (+3KlA)

385 Hacked. "Hacked".

These clowns really need to come up with a new, more believable excuse.

Posted by: physics geek at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (huQJB)

386 White van runs over many people in Toronto.

-
We need common sense . . .

Oh, who am I kidding. We have no common sense anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)

387 Me, too. That book sure has fallen into obscurity, hasn't it? IIRC, the author took drugs to darken his skin, and ultimately died from cancer as a result.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM


Really? Hadn't seen that.
The drug he took, along with UV treatments... methoxalen.

From the Wiki:
Methoxsalen has also been classified as an IARC Group 1 carcinogen (known to cause cancer) but is only cancerous when combined with UVA radiation.

Damn.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (LOgQ4)

388 Holy crap, where did that come from?

-
Jessica Valenti bragging about how woke her school is.

https://bit.ly/2qRXqjS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

389 I vote NJ as the state with the worst Senators.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 01:04 PM (nzBsY)

McCain. Flake. I rest my case.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (O9qtX)

390

EM FENNEL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (mPeei)

391 >>>335 I am waiting for Sanders to roll up a newspaper, walk down from the podium, and smack Acosta in the face. Then calmly return to the podium, and resume the press conference.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (oiNtH)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (ecMDh)

392
Did anyone ever nood? Because there's nood.

Long time.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (LOgQ4)

393 Well, crap. Just had a power bump here. Ceiling light went out for half a second, and computer screen went dark, but computer kept running. Bob at the NSA must have tripped over a wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (WFV7d)

394 Ah come on Joy; in the dark you are a homo hater.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (Sda6L)

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