Mid-Morning Open Thread

Portrait Of A Kleptomaniac
Theodore Gericault

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:25 AM (FZYNt)

2 Kleptomaniac with a hangover?

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)

3 Apparently didn't steal the paint brushes.

Posted by: HH at April 26, 2018 09:26 AM (mIJBI)

4 He's no slacker. He works hard at stealing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 09:26 AM (9ZlHt)

5 maybe he should steal a comb

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

6 Crap, I thought that old portrait of me in that prison lineup was long gone.

Posted by: Blake at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (WEBkv)

7 Where are his hands?

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (0+nbW)

8 must be cold there, dude is wearing multiple layers

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)

9

"Isn't this really the story of Socialism...?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (VM6ev)

10 Doesn't look like Hillary.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (NWiLs)

11 Brought over just because.
Willowed:

Anybody want a peanut?

"Andre The Giant Let Out A 16-Second Fart That Brought Production Of 'The Princess Bride' To A Standstill"

http://tinyurl.com/ybzsyqon
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (2ifxQ)

12 Alternate title:

William Kristol: inner portrait

Posted by: Blake at April 26, 2018 09:27 AM (WEBkv)

13
Looks a bit like a mash-up of Kucinich and Sean Penn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (VM6ev)

14 Well I woke up Sunday morning, no way to hold my head that didnt hurt

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

15 It isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (CPk08)

16 Lesson I'm getting from the sidebar: never piss off ace.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (qS3NR)

17 He looks like someone who could sit in a Starbucks for hours and not order anything.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (MnkFD)

18 What the hell kind of collar is that?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (2ifxQ)

19 Willowed...

This is too funny...

The China setting used at the state dinner for the Macron's was the China that the Clinton's stole from the WH and were forced to return.

Trump troll status: King!

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (Enq6K)

20 Hmmm. I'm going to have to cheat and look this up, but not yet. There's a story here.

There's something in his eyes, he's both brilliant and defeated. He could lead a cult or be thrown in prison.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (fuK7c)

21 17 He looks like someone who could sit in a Starbucks for hours and not order anything.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:28 AM (MnkFD)

==============

Well, you can call the cops on him. He's white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (9ZlHt)

22 The artist never finished the portrait because the bastard stole his paint and brushes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (MnkFD)

23 Napoleon, give me some of your tots!

Posted by: Randy the Kleptomaniac at April 26, 2018 09:30 AM (NF2Bf)

24 He looks like someone who could sit in a Starbucks for hours and not order anything.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

---

He looks like someone who could sit in a Starbucks for hours and stare at everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:30 AM (2ifxQ)

25 Looks like he is wearing four layers. Maybe he was kleptomaniacking at the haberdasher's just before the portrait.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 26, 2018 09:31 AM (bZ7mE)

26 Couldn't've loaned the dude a hairbrush before taking his mug shot?

Posted by: mindful webworker sailing the Islets of Langerhans at April 26, 2018 09:31 AM (TUUTu)

27 That used to hang in a museum but someone ripped it off.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 09:31 AM (0tfLf)

28 maybe he should steal a comb
Posted by: Rick in SK

A razor.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:32 AM (2ifxQ)

29 An anagram for Theodore Gericault is "Urolith Geode Crate".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 09:32 AM (Q7M5N)

30 23 Napoleon, give me some of your tots!
Posted by: Randy the Kleptomaniac at April 26, 2018 09:30 AM (NF2Bf)

No! Go find your own!

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at April 26, 2018 09:32 AM (NWiLs)

31 That used to hang in a museum but someone ripped it off.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'll bet the guy's name is Art.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (2ifxQ)

32 Tweeker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (MnkFD)

33 Looks nothing like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (9BvOM)

34 31 That used to hang in a museum but someone ripped it off.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'll bet the guy's name is Art.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (2ifxQ)
_____________________________________

Or Rob.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (MnkFD)

35

Caption:

"Do you even lift, bro?"

Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (ZdhZz)

36 > Tweeker.

Absinthe is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (Q7M5N)

37 Needs more macaw.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (RHEDC)

38 37 Needs more macaw.
Posted by: clutch cargo

hold the nipple

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

39

"I call it Tuesday."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (qul7b)

40 Quick! Get my phrenologist here immediately!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (VBKy9)

41 37 Needs more macaw.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 26, 2018 09:34 AM (RHEDC)

He already stole it

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (NWiLs)

42 "Back to England I'll steal

and there, I'll steal."

good morning, HQ

Posted by: booknlass at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (xGMkv)

43 Tweeker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:33 AM (MnkFD)

Did he ever put anything back together?

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (0+nbW)

44 If he reeks of stale vomit and urine I believe I saw him on the local Seattle commie news last night.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (r9UYA)

45 He, too, will never be president of the United States of America.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (0bRDi)

46 Or Rob.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (2ifxQ)

47 check your pockets, people

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:36 AM (bUjCl)

48 Rick in SK #5: maybe he should steal a comb

Blake #6: Crap, I thought that old portrait of me in that prison lineup was long gone.

Me #26: Couldn't've loaned the dude a hairbrush before taking his mug shot?

Note how my joke was anticipated in two parts, comb/brush and mug shot/prison lineup, all within the first ten comments. Horde Hive Mind - not complicated, but always reliable.

Proof once again I'd add just as much to the Horde exposition if I just lurked.

Posted by: mindful webworker betting it all on green at April 26, 2018 09:36 AM (TUUTu)

49 Portrait of Pajama Boy the morning after Trump was elected.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 09:36 AM (Q7M5N)

50
You'd think the guy would steal a comb before he had his portrait done

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 26, 2018 09:36 AM (PtOP4)

51 If he reeks of stale vomit and urine I believe I saw him on the local Seattle commie news last night.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 09:35 AM (r9UYA)

City councilman?

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM (0+nbW)

52 th!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

53 Looks like a lowlife idiot that used to hang out in my neighborhood... we call him Spitball.

Posted by: Model_1066 at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM (Pr4ah)

54 There is just
No end of grief
When you are
A disheveled thief
Burma Shave!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM (NWiLs)

55 You'd think the guy would steal a comb before he had his portrait done

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM (NWiLs)

56 Gericault did alot of Napoleonic military portraits that should appeal to the historical horde too as well as past Art Thread favourite, "The Raft of the Medusa".

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 09:38 AM (VBKy9)

57 >>City councilman?

Yes! How did you know?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 09:38 AM (r9UYA)

58 Portrait of Pajama Boy the morning after Trump was elected.
Posted by: Anagram Nation

Portrait of the Collective Left the morning after.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:38 AM (2ifxQ)

59 From the previous thread:

The really sad part is that the doctors don't know

whats wrong, so they are just walking away. They've followed their

state approved checklist of tests and done, time for a coffee break and

mandated training. So sad.

Here there would be a 24hr effort to diagnosis the problem. Hell,

we have hit TV shows about it. Now, if it were an identified terminal

condition - then it is still a difficult situation and the NHS is

handling it like a bunch of asses.

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2018 09:08 AM
.
.
.This
is literally the story of the VA. While their are very good Doctors
there, they are not allowed to step out of the box, they literally can't
recommend any treatments that are not next in line from their drop down
computer menus.

I had chest pains and shortness of breath for
months and finally got a stress test that showed significant blockage in
my heart. They told me that before they could do a heart cath I would
have to go through 3 years of prescription "therapy" before they would
authorize a heart cath, unless my heart failed in the meantime.

I
said F this and we bought Blue Cross through my wife who works at the
VA. Called the heart doctor up, saw him on Thursday and had the heart
cath done the next Tuesday. Everything is fixed now.

The VA is literally killing people due to an overloaded bureaucracy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 09:37 AM

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 09:38 AM (+Dllb)

60 52 th
Ha, ha! Losah!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 09:39 AM (VBKy9)

61 The Paolo is a kleptomaniac of the heart

Posted by: The Paolo at April 26, 2018 09:39 AM (t7aa8)

62 Portrait of a Kleptomaniac: What Happened

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at April 26, 2018 09:39 AM (Ndje9)

63 is literally the story of the VA. While their are very good Doctors
there, they are not allowed to step out of the box, they literally can't
recommend any treatments that are not next in line from their drop down
computer menus.

I had chest pains and shortness of breath for
months and finally got a stress test that showed significant blockage in
my heart. They told me that before they could do a heart cath I would
have to go through 3 years of prescription "therapy" before they would
authorize a heart cath, unless my heart failed in the meantime.

They call this "evidence based medicine."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

64 little know fact, this portrait is unfinished. the artist discover his paint brushes went missing after the first sitting. true story.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:40 AM (bUjCl)

65 You are getting the $1 sausage biscuit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2018 09:40 AM (8iiMU)

66 The Paolo is a kleptomaniac of the heart

Posted by: The Paolo at April 26, 2018 09:39 AM (t7aa

....and condoms.

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:40 AM (0+nbW)

67 Tom Perez doppelg�nger.

Posted by: Lester at April 26, 2018 09:40 AM (LfJIn)

68

I'd hit it...

Posted by: Shep at April 26, 2018 09:40 AM (mPeei)

69 Local commie news reporting that it is easy to hack any hotel room key card in seconds and turn it into a master key.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM (r9UYA)

70 The slice off the cut loaf is never missed.

Posted by: paolo at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM (VBKy9)

71 You are getting the $1 sausage biscuit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM (2ifxQ)

72 "City councilman?"

Homeless guy napping at Starbucks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM (EyPfd)

73 the paint brushes weren't sitting, y'all. the disheveled gent.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM (bUjCl)

74 Dear Democrats,

It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing.

It is time for you to stop. . .

. . . all of your sobbing.

There's one thing you've got to do.

To make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now, stop sobbing now.

Yeah. Yeah. Stop stop sobbing.

Posted by: Ray Davies and Chrissie Hynde at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (MnkFD)

75 Ok, keeds, it's time for Word of the Day

Anagram Nation #29: An anagram for Theodore Gericault is "Urolith Geode Crate".

urolith (yo͝orˈə-lĭth)
a calculus in the urinary tract

Okay, then.

I made all A's in math until I got to pre-calculus. When my mom saw my grades, she was pi$$ed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls! at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (TUUTu)

76 It's Thursday? Really? Dude, last I remember it was Tuesday night and then...

Posted by: Klepto dude at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

77 >>>There's something in his eyes, he's both brilliant and defeated. He could lead a cult or be thrown in prison.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (fuK7c)

This describes also Kanye West.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (0bRDi)

78

Can I get the bathroom code? No? RACISTS!

Posted by: Willie Poker at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (qul7b)

79 The VA is literally killing people due to an overloaded bureaucracy.
=====

The question is how to get someone through the approval process. I would like to know if the (D)s have someone specific in mind or are just smearing people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 09:42 AM (MIKMs)

80 CNN: James Comey has a nickname for Trump

"I don't have a nickname for him," Comey said. "Honestly, I call him the President of the United States because I respect the office."

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 26, 2018 09:43 AM (Ndje9)

81

Look, I'll just shit in the sink, won't get the turlit dirty...

Posted by: Willie Poker at April 26, 2018 09:43 AM (qul7b)

82 kleptomaniac is anagram rich

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

83 Portrait doesn't look like a Clinton.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (CClpm)

84 The question is how to get someone through the approval process. I would like to know if the (D)s have someone specific in mind or are just smearing people.

Resist we much!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (ty7RM)

85 Looks like future Camera Hogg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (ptqGC)

86 70 The slice off the cut ~~loaf~~ kilo[//I] is never missed.

Posted by: paolo at April 26, 2018 09:41 AM

_____________________________________

FIFY

Posted by: Roger Clinton at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (MnkFD)

87 Likes tissue paper collar, nice.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 26, 2018 09:45 AM (suO/a)

88 85 Looks like future Camera Hogg.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I don't think that kid will ever be able to grow 3 hairs on his chin

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

89

Great Clips Before picture.

Posted by: Willie Poker at April 26, 2018 09:45 AM (qul7b)

90 >>>Proof once again I'd add just as much to the Horde exposition if I just lurked.
Posted by: mindful webworker betting it all on green at April 26, 2018 09:36 AM (TUUTu)

Ya gotta try harder.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:45 AM (0bRDi)

91 That looks nothing like Hil-Dawg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (UiRxW)

92 this portrait is disturbing and creepy

Posted by: runner, art enthusiast at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (bUjCl)

93 82 kleptomaniac is anagram rich
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

for example:

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (0bRDi)

94 Is that a priest??

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (3W8HI)

95 He should have stolen some better clothes and a razor.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (n1b3L)

96

Put it in a dress and I'll hit it...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (qul7b)

97 "Rage! Rage! against the dying of the light"

this is to you, fellow horde members. not re: klepto

Posted by: booknlass at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (xGMkv)

98 Put it in a dress and I'll hit it...
Posted by: Billy Cliton

or at least leave a DNA sample on the dress

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

99

Too Old.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 26, 2018 09:47 AM (qul7b)

100 Looks like he stole m's anagram examples...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 09:47 AM (AM1GF)

101 I'd like to see other works in this series, such as "Portrait of a Nymphomaniac".

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2018 09:47 AM (xjiRE)

102 We've updated our Privacy Policy and Terms.

Posted by: EVERYONE! at April 26, 2018 09:48 AM (+Ty8m)

103 For Governor Cuomo's sake, maybe we should start calling illegal aliens "klepto-occupiers" seeing as the left tells us that people can't be illegal.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:48 AM (MnkFD)

104 As an ex-shoplifter (summer between 6th and 7th grade) I can vouch the multiple layers is very common as you can carry and hide lotsa stolen stuff.

I used to wear my Raiders jacket back then. But I wasn't really in the Hood.

If I had a daughter, I wouldn't let that guy near her either let alone my wallet, etc.

Posted by: Sapwolf at April 26, 2018 09:48 AM (+iJ8y)

105

Guess what I have in my pants! Hee Hee! Go on! Guess!

Posted by: This Dude at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (qul7b)

106 Re previous: First, the sexual side effects are the absolute last of my concerns, as I buried any hopes in that regard before either of my parents. I have picked up some D3 and a magnesium supplement which was recommended; I'm on the fence with St. John's Wort, which most of my reading seems to indicate is a bit of a wash.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)

107 I am the sniper!

Posted by: Klepto at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (8iiMU)

108 It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (n1b3L)

109 Jim Ignatowski's great, great grandfather.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (MnkFD)

110 http://bit.ly/2Fmde2Y
======
Here's Why Jeff Sessions Might Be Playing 4-D Chess - Big League Politics

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (y3aQB)

111 93 82 kleptomaniac is anagram rich
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

for example:
Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (0bRDi)

manic top leak

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

112 Me: Proof once again I'd add just as much to the Horde exposition if I just lurked.

m: Ya gotta try harder.

At commenting? or lurking?

I'm prattling as hard as I can.

Posted by: mindful webworker - quake, prattle, and lol at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (TUUTu)

113 108 It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (n1b3L)

OK, that's it. We have a thread winner.

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)

114 100 Looks like he stole m's anagram examples...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 09:47 AM (AM1GF)

heh

I was requesting that runner fill in the blank, having told us that:

82 kleptomaniac is anagram rich
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (0bRDi)

115 kleptomaniacs such as this, led to the rise of digital currency known as bitcoin

Posted by: runner, art enthusiast at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (bUjCl)

116 101 I'd like to see other works in this series, such as "Portrait of a Nymphomaniac".
Posted by: rickl

and "Portrait of a Hulkamaniac"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (FZYNt)

117 "It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they take things, literally."

*Suggested edit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 09:51 AM (EyPfd)

118 Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (0bRDi)

my example disappeared...

Posted by: runner, art enthusiast at April 26, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)

119 Painting looks a bit like Camera Hogg. I need to see if he has very skinny arms to reach a final conclusion.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 26, 2018 09:51 AM (mQ0Mc)

120 >>>112 Me: Proof once again I'd add just as much to the Horde exposition if I just lurked.

m: Ya gotta try harder.

At commenting? or lurking?

I'm prattling as hard as I can.
Posted by: mindful webworker - quake, prattle, and lol at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (TUUTu)

Dunno. Try something non-prattling?

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:51 AM (0bRDi)

121 BREAKING: Special Counsel Robert Mueller announced that the President's pardon power is absolute and plenary--so absolute that he and his family may even engage in buying and selling pardons with impunity.

Oh, wait--that was Special Counsel Jim Comey on the Clintons in 2000.

Nevermind.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (Ndje9)

122 comma wars, they have begun

Posted by: Yoda at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

123 118 Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (0bRDi)

my example disappeared...
Posted by: runner, art enthusiast at April 26, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)

Nuh-uh. Where'd it go?

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (0bRDi)

124 122 comma wars, they have begun
Posted by: Yoda at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

comma, wars they have begun

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (0bRDi)

125 Come listen to his shitty folk band at the shitty coffeehouse where the patchouli-smelling hippies discuss shit they don't actually know anything about!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (9TK8E)

126 Sebastian Melmoth #108: It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.

Good one. I'd award it 75 CentiMuldoons.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the E German judges give it only 20 at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (TUUTu)

127 116
101 I'd like to see other works in this series, such as "Portrait of a Nymphomaniac".

Posted by: rickl

and "Portrait of a Hulkamaniac"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (FZYNt)

and "Portrait of a Callipygian Wench"

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (8iiMU)

128 kleptomaniacs such as this, led to the rise of digital currency known as bitcoin

Posted by: runner, art enthusiast at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (bUjCl)

Also led to loss of digits...in some cultures.

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (0+nbW)

129 111 93 82 kleptomaniac is anagram rich
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 09:44 AM (bUjCl)

for example:
Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:46 AM (0bRDi)

manic top leak
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

You get a point.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (0bRDi)

130
Instead of "kleptomaniacs" we now refer to them as "community activists".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (BWL+E)

131 124 122 comma wars, they have begun
Posted by: Yoda at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

comma, wars they have begun
Posted by: m

comma wars, they have, begun

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

132 125 Come listen to his shitty folk band at the shitty coffeehouse where the patchouli-smelling hippies discuss shit they don't actually know anything about!
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 09:53 AM (9TK8E)

Oh, fun.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (0bRDi)

133 116 and "Portrait of a Hulkamaniac"

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:50 AM (FZYNt)

Evad Sullivan?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (9TK8E)

134 Later all, gotta go to Cabelas and look at guns. Have $130 in gift cards and points burning a hole in my pocket.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 09:55 AM (+Dllb)

135 comma wars, they have, begun
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

comma wars they have be, gun

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:55 AM (0bRDi)

136 Teacher at Parkland telling class that Kyle Kushov is proto-Hitler and ass and should be dealt with

on twitchy
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lftmt6

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 26, 2018 09:55 AM (hMwEB)

137 Jinx!

134 Later all, gotta go to Cabelas and look at guns. Have $130 in gift cards and points burning a hole in my pocket.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 26, 2018 09:55 AM (+Dllb)

135 comma wars, they have, begun
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

comma wars they have be, gun
Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:55 AM (0bRDi)

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (0bRDi)

138 "comma, wars they have begun
Posted by: m

comma wars, they have, begun"

I..See..Four..Commata

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (EyPfd)

139 Yikes!!

Winona Ryder has not aged well!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (jjaLl)

140 comma wars, they have begun
Posted by: Yoda at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

comma, wars they have begun
Posted by: m

comma wars, they have, begun
Posted by: Rick in SK

Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (2ifxQ)

141 Needs more macaw.

-
After Macaw day yesterday I was amused that the premier episode of the new Archer season, Danger Island, last night featured a smart ass Macaw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

142 I..See..Four..Commata
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 09:56 AM (EyPfd)

I think "comma" is the plural of "common"

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (0bRDi)

143 The Macrons and the Trumps just dined with the silverware Hillary was forced to return.

CNN: Hillary Loves to Give Back

The entr�e comes at you fast.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (Ndje9)

144 Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Posted by: rickb223

Oh Huma!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (FZYNt)

145

It's been you
Hoo mahn
Right down the line

Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (ZdhZz)

146 Yikes!!

Winona Ryder has not aged well!!
Posted by: SSBN 656

Rule #1 of why you don't ride hard & put up wet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (2ifxQ)

147 Winona Ryder has not aged well!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

/wonders if the barriers will hold

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

148 The only good comma-ist is a dead comma-ist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

149 This must be the Week of Funny Titles.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 09:58 AM (oMtOd)

150
Rule #1 of why you don't ride hard & put up wet.
Posted by: rickb223

dicks come at you hard

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 26, 2018 09:58 AM (FZYNt)

151 136
if you check out the teacher's photos on twitter, ironically he is sporting a hitleresque stache

---> @GregPittman1957

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 26, 2018 09:58 AM (hMwEB)

152 I think "comma" is the plural of "common"
Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:57 AM (0bRDi)

like "gammon, gamma"

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (0bRDi)

153 Come listen to his shitty folk band at the shitty coffeehouse where the patchouli-smelling hippies discuss shit they don't actually know anything about!
Posted by: Hikaru

You're shitting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (2ifxQ)

154 Boy, that was an old URL.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (oMtOd)

155 Kleptomaniac

Kempt Anal CIO

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

156

Is Parkland, FL the Hellmouth (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)?

Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (ZdhZz)

157 131
124 122 comma wars, they have begun

Posted by: Yoda at April 26, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

comma, wars they have begun

Posted by: m

comma wars, they have, begun

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

comma, wars, they, have, begun

Posted by: James T Kirk, wanting dashes at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (8iiMU)

158 Holy Shi'ite.........THAT'S THE GUY!

I think......or maybe it was the one who tipped me $20 last nite......

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (Bqoi/)

159 155 Kleptomaniac

Kempt Anal CIO
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

Oh.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (0bRDi)

160 Won off teh werst thinks aboot communisticating by techst s slite arrors causine newonst floz inn teh massage persieved.

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs more prattle you said? at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (TUUTu)

161 "Is Parkland, FL the Hellmouth (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)?"

No, but they tend to hire people who are too lazy and stupid to work at the MVA, as teachers.

And people who Barney Fife would beat up as members of the police force.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)

162 Is Parkland, FL the Hellmouth (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)?
Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 10:00 AM (ZdhZz)

*ponders*
The evidence does seem to suggest it

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 26, 2018 10:02 AM (hMwEB)

163 Wasn't there a song, "Comma Chameleon?

Posted by: Blake at April 26, 2018 10:02 AM (WEBkv)

164 kleptomaniac

Kept ma' oil can!

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:02 AM (0bRDi)

165 palm cain toke

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

166

The dude stole that beard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 26, 2018 10:03 AM (GdWl+)

167 Have a bunch of you had simultaneous strokes?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 10:03 AM (jjaLl)

168 If a teacher said that to me I would tell him we can continue the discussion in person after I turn 18 and graduate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 26, 2018 10:04 AM (n1b3L)

169 kleptomaniac

Take mp canoli.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:05 AM (0bRDi)

170 If a teacher said that to me I would tell him we can continue the discussion in person after I turn 18 and graduate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

In the parking lot of his/her choice.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:05 AM (2ifxQ)

171 There's something in his eyes, he's both brilliant and defeated. He could lead a cult or be thrown in prison.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2018 09:29 AM (fuK7c)

...But really, couldn't that really be said of lil', old modest me?

L'Etat, C'est Moi!

*listens to school kids sing My praises*

Posted by: Barry O at April 26, 2018 10:05 AM (Bqoi/)

172 That's the guy in my police sketch!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels, Car 6 of the Crazy Train at April 26, 2018 10:06 AM (MnkFD)

173 Leap to ma, Nick!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

174 153 You're shitting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (2ifxQ)

There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:06 AM (9TK8E)

175 Hey, this just occurred to me:

I wonder if some enterprising reporter will ask President Obama his take on the allegations against RADM (Dr.) Jackson.

I mean, if I'd written those glowing fitness reports about performance and character, and then people went after my former subordinate the way Sen. Tester et al. suddenly are, I'd be speaking up. But since the profile in courage isn't doing so, I'd really like someone to ask him.

Posted by: JPS at April 26, 2018 10:07 AM (FgR0Q)

176 174 153 You're shitting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (2ifxQ)

There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: Hikaru

at Target

Posted by: Tranny dude with a big wang at April 26, 2018 10:07 AM (FZYNt)

177 >>>>>Come listen to his shitty folk band at the shitty coffeehouse where the patchouli-smelling hippies discuss shit they don't actually know anything about!
Posted by: Hikaru

(Sing and strum)

When Dylan went electric, my whole world fell apart,
But I'll keep signing folk songs, these two chords are my art!
And i'll keep singing folk songs
In crapy little coffee houses
Where there is no free drinks policy
'Til they pry my guitar
From my cold dead fingers !

Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2018 10:07 AM (ZWEKT)

178 Too much exposure to commas can make you comma-tose.

Posted by: Funk and Wagnell at April 26, 2018 10:08 AM (MnkFD)

179 "I wonder if some enterprising reporter will ask President Obama his take on the allegations against RADM (Dr.) Jackson. "

^^^^^^^^^

Dis!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:08 AM (EyPfd)

180 > kleptomaniac is anagram rich

Mail taken, cop!

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:08 AM (Q7M5N)

181 180 > kleptomaniac is anagram rich

Mail taken, cop!

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:08 AM (Q7M5N)

Wow. You win.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:09 AM (0bRDi)

182 Geez, with that haircut he looks more like a Clipped-O-Maniac

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:09 AM (Ppftt)

183 President Donald Trump making America Great Again

is an anagram of

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States

Or maybe I meant palindrome.

Ambigram?

I.. think I have some stuff to do. L8R y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - prattle on my wayward son at April 26, 2018 10:10 AM (TUUTu)

184 I wonder if this guy knew that Gericault was going to title this piece this way. I also wonder if he really was a klepto, or if maybe Gericault didn't like him.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:10 AM (oMtOd)

185 He has a stealy-eyed look.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:10 AM (Ppftt)

186 That neck-diaper is pretty snazzy, though....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 10:11 AM (jjaLl)

187 You're shitting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (2ifxQ)

There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: Hikaru

at Target
Posted by: Tranny dude with a big wang

Hey you! Get offa my cloud!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:11 AM (2ifxQ)

188 Plays for the Pittsburgh Stealers.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:11 AM (Ppftt)

189 185 He has a stealy-eyed look.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:10 AM (Ppftt)

This comment stole the thread

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (hMwEB)

190 Geez, with that haircut he looks more like a Clipped-O-Maniac

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:09 AM (Ppftt)

He was a volunteer for the Flo-Bee 1 prototype.

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (0+nbW)

191 Winona Ryder has not aged well!!

I liked her performance in Stranger Things.

There's something odd about her though. She seems twitchy, and I don't think that was part of her character. She was twitchy at the oscar acceptance as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (iv0p7)

192 187 You're shitting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 09:59 AM (2ifxQ)

There's a bathroom on the right.
Posted by: Hikaru

at Target
Posted by: Tranny dude with a big wang

Hey you! Get offa my cloud!
Posted by: rickb22

Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (FZYNt)

193 "I wonder if some enterprising reporter will ask President Obama his take on the allegations against RADM (Dr.) Jackson. "

[ ] "I find out about it in the newspaper."

[ ] "He was just a guy in the neighborhood."

[ ] "I have never been to Chicago, Mr. West."

[ ] "High speed rail."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (gCJeK)

194 That's the guy! That's the guy who knows how to make socialism work!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

195 Woke up this mornin'

Poundin' in my head

I know it sounds corny

But it's just got to be said:

I've got them low down

Brain-bustin' anagram blues

Lubes

Well I got anagram blues

I nag Rama.

[Blues guitar]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

196 Kashuv had an asult riffle! Kashuv had an asult riffle!

Posted by: The Best Men. The Best. at April 26, 2018 10:13 AM (Ndje9)

197 Where'd he get the mink?

He stole it, duh!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:13 AM (Ppftt)

198

PLEASE JUST LEAVE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 26, 2018 10:13 AM (mPeei)

199 #MeToo

Posted by: MacLeod's Ewe at April 26, 2018 10:14 AM (MnkFD)

200 He's trying to steal my thunder.

Posted by: Kanye at April 26, 2018 10:14 AM (8iiMU)

201 192 Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (FZYNt)

Now now, he's a Kiwi, that's just part of their culture down in New Zealand.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:14 AM (9TK8E)

202 New edition portrait.
Kleptomaniac - Hillary - at home - without the china.

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/989312539291996160

Posted by: geoffb at April 26, 2018 10:15 AM (zOpu5)

203 Looks like a Democrat. He's definitely about to lecture us on intersectionality and oppression.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 26, 2018 10:15 AM (Jh5XK)

204 I like this painting a lot. The artist really captured a personality in the painting. I love it when simple portraiture tells a story.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2018 10:15 AM (iv0p7)

205 L'Etat, C'est Moi!

*listens to school kids sing My praises*

Posted by: Barry O at April 26, 2018 10:05 AM (Bqoi/)

Now there you have Hillary's name when they write her into Game of Thrones: "Leetat Sestmoy".
Sounds very GOT-ish, does it not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:15 AM (OCmih)

206 That coat sure looks made for stealin'.... so big on him, he could fit a whole other person in there...

"Portrait of a Kidnapper"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 10:16 AM (jjaLl)

207 "#MeToo
Posted by: MacLeod's Ewe"

Preach it.

Posted by: Bono, Ewe2 at April 26, 2018 10:16 AM (EyPfd)

208 Where the fuck is my ghillie-suit?

Posted by: sniper at April 26, 2018 10:16 AM (VBKy9)

209 I wonder if some enterprising reporter will ask President Obama his take on the allegations against RADM (Dr.) Jackson.
=====

Don't think it is just the nominee, I think it is the family who could have serious problems with whatever the gossip-crazed senate staffers are going after. Have a kid with some problems? Have a mom or wife who does kooky things? Scary.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 10:17 AM (MIKMs)

210 Whoa. Cool comet gif:

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2018 10:17 AM (xjiRE)

211 Scott Pruitt comes out of the gate fighting. Good for him.

Posted by: WisRich at April 26, 2018 10:17 AM (G0vdT)

212
I take it you think I'm a thief.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (Ppftt)

213 He has a stealy-eyed look."

Sure thing, Dan...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (7LY+6)

214 Gericult was a student of Jacques-Louis David but disagreed with him on various ideas. Eventually, Gericault would rebel against the David School and adopt Romanticism as his overall style.

Gericault's painting here is an example of the Romantic fascination with the dark forces of human nature. He made a bunch of portraits of criminals and the insane. If I remember right, it was to see if someone's nature showed on their faces. He also painted decapitated heads fresh from the guillotine.

Posted by: Kris at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

215 212
I take it

. . .

you think I'm a thief.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (Ppftt)

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (0bRDi)

216 "I wonder if some enterprising reporter will ask President Obama his take on the allegations against RADM (Dr.) Jackson. "

[ ] "I find out about it in the newspaper."

[ ] "He was just a guy in the neighborhood."

[ ] "I have never been to Chicago, Mr. West."

[ ] "High speed rail."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 10:12 AM (gCJeK)
-----------

"Above my pay grade."

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:19 AM (oMtOd)

217 Have a kid with some problems? Have a mom or wife who does kooky things? Scary.
________________________________________

Crazy or scary family members?

Posted by: The Carters, Clintons and Obamas at April 26, 2018 10:19 AM (MnkFD)

218 I take it you think I'm a thief.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:18 AM (Ppftt)
-----------

You take it, you ARE a thief!

(great hash, by the way)

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:19 AM (oMtOd)

219

"Above my pay grade."

"I'll get back to you after I subdue this umbrella."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (GdWl+)

220 > I also wonder if he really was a klepto, or if maybe Gericault didn't like him.

According to Wikipedia, Gericault did a whole series of portraits of the residents of an insane asylum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%A9odore_G%C3%A9ricault

Check out the "Les Monomanes" section.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (Q7M5N)

221 President Trump: I call him Doc Ronny. He's an admiral, highly respected, a real leader. And I watched what Jon Tester of Montana, a state that I won by over 20 points. They love me and I love them. And I want to tell you that Jon Tester, I think this is going to cause him a lot of problems in his state. -GP

PDT fights unlike the shitstains in the GOPe.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)

222 Kanye has been unpersoned:

Lib Rag The Root: Kanye West "Doesn't Care About Black People"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

223 Have a kid with some problems? Have a mom or wife who does kooky things? Scary.
________________________________________

Crazy or scary family members?
Posted by: The Carters, Clintons and Obamas

We're still talking about the Kardashians, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (2ifxQ)

224 Great! Now we have to put up with the mewlings of the commatariat. I would go to Kos if I wanted that!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (VBKy9)

225 That collar was a terrible thing to steal.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (XKZwp)

226 222 Kanye has been unpersoned:

Lib Rag The Root: Kanye West "Doesn't Care About Black People"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

And the person who wrote that is probably pasty white.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

227 Check out the "Les Monomanes" section.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (Q7M5N)
----------

Very interesting. The award for best title goes to "Man Suffering from Delusions of Military Rank."

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (oMtOd)

228 Kanye has been unpersoned:

Lib Rag The Root: Kanye West "Doesn't Care About Black People"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Money is a stone cold bitch.
If I made a billion dollars last year, I wouldn't give a shit about anyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (2ifxQ)

229 Paul McCartney is a kleptomaniac?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (MX7xj)

230 224 Great! Now we have to put up with the mewlings of the commatariat. I would go to Kos if I wanted that!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 10:21 AM (VBKy9)

At Kos, commatariat mewl you!

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (0bRDi)

231 >"Above my pay grade"

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (Q7M5N)

232 New edition portrait.
Kleptomaniac - Hillary - at home - without the china.

https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/989312539291996160

Posted by: geoffb at April 26, 2018 10:15 AM (zOpu5)

Trump troll status: Grand Master

Posted by: Timon at April 26, 2018 10:24 AM (NTM5E)

233 The klepto looks in better shape then Marxist Parkland teacher Greg Pittman. Presents himself better as well.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:24 AM (r9UYA)

234 Ah, 'The Root,' the Nat X of webpages.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

235 In Ft Wayne Indiana a Spanish teacher bullies an honor student for using Fox News as a source for an assignment as its fake news and makes only him write a report on Donald Trump lies. His family was pissed and complained to the school and they had a meeting with the teacher and she said she only wants kids to think for themselves the father shot back no you want them to think like you There is more to this story than I want to type but it galls my ass that the msm cram that camera hog down our throats and we hear nothing of things like this

Posted by: Robeartoe at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (/ZCA9)

236 Watching a Congressional hearing for Pruit
And some Left Wing Dem Congressman is being a fuckin asshole

What a cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (5y11N)

237 I thought it was a portrait of John Entwislte...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (ZQfW9)

238 Of course he is from NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (5y11N)

239 The dude stole that beard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 26, 2018 10:03 AM (GdWl+)

I was just thinking his beard game is really weak. All that dark side living and he can't grow more than a Joe Dirt special? C'mon dude, it is the Stanley Cup playoffs, time to let the face hair bloom.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 26, 2018 10:26 AM (DxWUs)

240 228 Money is a stone cold bitch.
If I made a billion dollars last year, I wouldn't give a shit about anyone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (2ifxQ)

Seriously.

I'd buy ad time on major stations just to waste 60 seconds telling everyone how much of a fuck I do not give.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:26 AM (9TK8E)

241 Can someone smarter than me explain how The Senate can vote to strip away the power of the President to fire someone who is appointed by...the president? Also, isn't this a huge breach of the separation of powers?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:26 AM (ty7RM)

242 > The award for best title goes to "Man Suffering from Delusions of Military Rank."

I'll go with "Who is Tony McPeak?", Alex.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:27 AM (Q7M5N)

243 241 Can someone smarter than me explain how The Senate can vote to strip away the power of the President to fire someone who is appointed by...the president? Also, isn't this a huge breach of the separation of powers?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:26 AM (ty7RM)

Well, when no judge has the desire to overrule you...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:27 AM (9TK8E)

244 Jobless claims lowest since 1969...

Trade deficit narrows sharply...

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

245 La twat, c'est moi.

Posted by: Democrat Congressman at April 26, 2018 10:27 AM (ATVNj)

246 241 Can someone smarter than me explain how The Senate can vote to strip away the power of the President to fire someone who is appointed by...the president? Also, isn't this a huge breach of the separation of powers?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:26 AM (ty7RM)

Didn't we go through this before with Andrew Johnson and Edwin Stanton?

Posted by: Kris at April 26, 2018 10:27 AM (OyyDO)

247 Also, why isn't the media losing its collective head and yelling "Constitutional cryyyyyyyyyyyyyySIS?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:28 AM (ty7RM)

248 "Have a kid with some problems? Have a mom or wife who does kooky things? Scary. "

*Gulp*

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (EyPfd)

249 Didn't we go through this before with Andrew Johnson and Edwin Stanton?

That was, what, like 10 years ago??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (ty7RM)

250 243 241 Can someone smarter than me explain how The Senate can vote to strip away the power of the President to fire someone who is appointed by...the president? Also, isn't this a huge breach of the separation of powers?"

We actually went through all of this before in 1866. The Radical Republicans took the view that cabinet members should be able to overrule Andrew Johnson, and his impeachment trial rose out of this fight.

long story short, the Presidency won, the Congress lost.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (k1TUh)

251 What a cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2018 10:25 AM (5y11N)

oops

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (0bRDi)

252 Watching a Congressional hearing for Pruit
And some Left Wing Dem Congressman is being a fuckin asshole

What a cunt

-
James Woods made a funny.

https://bit.ly/2Fj5Wg9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)

253 227 Check out the "Les Monomanes" section.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (Q7M5N)
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Very interesting. The award for best title goes to "Man Suffering from Delusions of Military Rank."

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (oMtOd)

Senator Blumenthal?

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (7HtZB)

254 The piling-on, it has begun....

From the assholes at the washington post:

"Perspective: Kayne West fell for the worst black Republican sales pitch there is. Here's why:"

Subhed: "His drive to be regarded as an outside-the-box thinker led him to be taken in by the absurd argument that black voters are slaves...."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 26, 2018 10:29 AM (jjaLl)

255 Money is a stone cold bitch.
If I made a billion dollars last year, I wouldn't give a shit about anyone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:23 AM (2ifxQ)

Seriously.

I'd buy ad time on major stations just to waste 60 seconds telling everyone how much of a fuck I do not give.
Posted by: Hikaru

Feast your eyes upon this barren field.

This barren field is where I grow the fucks I don't give.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:30 AM (2ifxQ)

256 NextDoor.

Not the best place to get advice.

http://tinyurl.com/y7w6kodt

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at April 26, 2018 10:31 AM (EyPfd)

257 180 > kleptomaniac is anagram rich�

Mail taken, cop!�

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:08 AM (Q7M5N)�

Wow. You win.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:09 AM (0bRDi)
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Nick opal, mate!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 26, 2018 10:31 AM (qoM+o)

258 Electroshock makes me forget to change my socks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:32 AM (EyPfd)

259 German police invited to erotic bondage session after responding to complaint
German police said they had walked into a Japanese Shibari bondage training session and participants were "in a good mood." After being offered to join in, the officers "politely" declined.

-
WTF? Too kinky for the Germans?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

260 255 This barren field is where I grow the fucks I don't give.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:30 AM (2ifxQ)

Look upon my lack of fucks, ye mighty, and despair.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:32 AM (9TK8E)

261
The Kleptopmaniacs were a well-known and respected family in France.

They were related to the Cutpurse family of England.

Posted by: Fagin at April 26, 2018 10:34 AM (jbcJ8)

262 259 German police invited to erotic bondage session after responding to complaint
German police said they had walked into a Japanese Shibari bondage training session and participants were "in a good mood." After being offered to join in, the officers "politely" declined.

-
WTF? Too kinky for the Germans?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

No scat, so it doesn't rise to minimum Germanic standards.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

263 Look upon my lack of fucks, ye mighty, and despair.
Posted by: Hikaru

Golf. Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:34 AM (2ifxQ)

264 After being offered to join in, the officers "politely" declined.
It doesn't involve shit. The Japanese are too neat-freak for that.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 10:34 AM (VBKy9)

265
Would anybody be surprised if mueller has his fbi nazis raid Sec Pruitt's home and office?

I wouldn't. Not one bit.

Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 10:34 AM (0Tud7)

266 Subhed: "His drive to be regarded as an outside-the-box thinker led him to be taken in by the absurd argument that black voters are slaves...."

Black Lives Matter!!

(on election day.)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:35 AM (ty7RM)

267 Where are his hands?
Posted by: BignJames

back in Jeddah.

Posted by: Evan McMullen at April 26, 2018 10:35 AM (OslWZ)

268 Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2018 10:10 AM (oMtOd)

So, in other words, the subject may have been a well-groomed, dapper dandy?

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 26, 2018 10:35 AM (suO/a)

269 Beaten to a German shit joke. Now I have to find a Japanese Shibari to correct my error.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 10:35 AM (VBKy9)

270 off [klepto] sock

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 26, 2018 10:35 AM (OslWZ)

271 "Man Suffering from Delusions of Military Rank."

*****

Cap'n Crunch?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:36 AM (Ppftt)

272 Look upon my lack of fucks, ye mighty, and despair."

Ah. The famous poem "Ogofvckyourself" ...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:36 AM (7LY+6)

273 Subhed: "His drive to be regarded as an outside-the-box thinker led him to be taken in by the absurd argument that black voters are slaves...."

Whereas working class whites are merely racists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 26, 2018 10:36 AM (gCJeK)

274 Would anybody be surprised if mueller has his fbi nazis raid Sec Pruitt's home and office?

I wouldn't. Not one bit.
Posted by: Soothie

At which point, Pruitt should have the EPA declare Mueller's home and office a wetland & navigable waterway and forbid him from utilizing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:36 AM (2ifxQ)

275 Cap'n Crunch?"

Kangaroo

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:36 AM (7LY+6)

276 NextDoor.

Not the best place to get advice.

http://tinyurl.com/y7w6kodt

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at April 26, 2018 10:31 AM (EyPfd)

From your link:
"Jennair Gerardot posted in the NextDoor app in February, according to the Inquirer. 'I don't know anyone and am completely clueless to the area.'

Her parents named her after a kitchen range?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:37 AM (OCmih)

277 4:00PM today.

Could be a good time to be near the inter tubes.

http://tinyurl.com/y955d9yp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:37 AM (EyPfd)

278 "Man Suffering from Delusions of Military Rank."

*****

Cap'n Crunch?
Posted by: Muldoon

Col Sanders

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:38 AM (2ifxQ)

279 Jennair Gerardot"

Yeah, and her sister KitchenAid

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)

280 276 NextDoor.

Not the best place to get advice.

http://tinyurl.com/y7w6kodt

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at April 26, 2018 10:31 AM (EyPfd)

From your link:
"Jennair Gerardot posted in the NextDoor app in February, according to the Inquirer. 'I don't know anyone and am completely clueless to the area.'

Her parents named her after a kitchen range?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:37 AM (OCmih)

They had hot sex!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

281 > Now I have to find a Japanese Shibari to correct my error.

Sorry, they're all tied up at the moment.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:39 AM (Q7M5N)

282 This is literally the only place where I've ever heard anybody mention NextDoor, and people seem rather obsessed with it here.

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:39 AM (9TK8E)

283 They just wanted a bun in the oven!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2018 10:39 AM (VBKy9)

284 Her parents named her after a kitchen range"

And her brother Amana...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (7LY+6)

285 Kanye: The Unpersoning

[Pixie won let me quote Snoop Dog. Says it's spam. No, it's just stupid, evil, and offensive. You know, Snoop Dog.]

https://bit.ly/2HuEMc8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

286 > Col Sanders

Major Garrett.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (Q7M5N)

287 4:00PM today.
Could be a good time to be near the inter tubes.

Huh. I wonder if that decision is binding in any way. If not he won't resign. Unless, he can walk away fully vested in the public employee retirement plan. Honor is (largely) a thing of the past.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (ty7RM)

288 277 4:00PM today.

Could be a good time to be near the inter tubes.

http://tinyurl.com/y955d9yp
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:37 AM (EyPfd)

I.e., Deputy union to reveal results of 'no confidence' vote in Broward Sheriff Scott Israel

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (0bRDi)

289 They just wanted a bun in the oven!

************

They just wanted a home on the range.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:40 AM (Ppftt)

290 282 This is literally the only place where I've ever heard anybody mention NextDoor, and people seem rather obsessed with it here.

Am I missing something?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:39 AM (9TK8E)

It's the HOA of online forums. You just want to hit most of them upside the head with a plank.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)

291 Jennair Gerardot"

Yeah, and her sister KitchenAid
Posted by: Anon a mouse

And her brother Ken More.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)

292 > They just wanted a home on the range.

They were really into Stovetop Stuffing.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (Q7M5N)

293 Am I missing something?"

Not really, no.

ND is a "local only" chatboard/time suck.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (7LY+6)

294 Sargent Shriver

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (Ppftt)

295 Private Parts

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:42 AM (0bRDi)

296 Sargent Shriver
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (Ppftt)

295 Private Parts
Posted by: m

Captain Obvious

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:42 AM (2ifxQ)

297
This is literally the only place where I've ever heard anybody mention NextDoor, and people seem rather obsessed with it here.

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 10:39 AM (9TK8E)

Geeze, one or two mentions over the course of a month scarcely seems obsessive. Look at all the references to Twatter and Assbook.
Mocking people who live and die by social media is part of the service here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:42 AM (OCmih)

298 "Am I missing something?"

A leftist platform to enforce groupthink, and a platform for virtue signaling.

Actually worth studying the history, financing and goals of the platform.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (EyPfd)

299 Mocking people who live and die by social media is part of the service here.*

Thank you for your service...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (7LY+6)

300 Could be a good time to be near the inter tubes.

http://tinyurl.com/y955d9yp
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Perhaps they can follow up with a 'The sheriff is a politically-driven, carpetbagging, dangerous incompetent' vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (jbcJ8)

301 Jennair Gerardot"

Yeah, and her sister KitchenAid
Posted by: Anon a mouse

And her brother Ken More.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)

BIL Sam Sung

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

302 Question of the day.....who forged Samantha Powers signature?

Posted by: No Answers at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (mrSl4)

303 Would anybody be surprised if mueller has his fbi nazis raid Sec Pruitt's home and office?

=====

I am interested in how security is handled for cabinet members under constant death threats. Is it cheaper to hitch a ride on a corporate jet or buy 5 commercial seats to travel, and how is family security handled when people splash blood on the walls of someone's home.

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 10:44 AM (MIKMs)

304 That bell-ringer dude who is a Corporal in the Salvation Army.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:44 AM (Q7M5N)

305 302 Question of the day.....who forged Samantha Powers signature?
Posted by: No Answers at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (mrSl4)

It was me. [Hangs head]

Posted by: Athnamas Srewop at April 26, 2018 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

306 An open border advocacy group says the migrants are regrouping ahead of an onslaught at the U.S. border.

"Trump is just another person. He has the power of the United States right now because he is president. He has a lot of people at his disposition because they gave him power. But how many presidents have told us the same thing and didn't do a thing?"

- Mario Cayetano, Honduran Migrant

http://www.oann.com

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:45 AM (r9UYA)

307 Jennair Gerardot"

Yeah, and her sister KitchenAid
Posted by: Anon a mouse

And her brother Ken More.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)

BIL Sam Sung
Posted by: runner
-----------------

Cousin, May Tag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:46 AM (jbcJ8)

308 BIL Sam Sung"

Ah. You get a Gold Star

(LG's old brand)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:46 AM (7LY+6)

309 So, are those Guatemalan's just going to walk across the bridge? And we're just going to let them? Yeah, I know, if it was up to the Chamber of Cock Republican's, they'd let Holiday Inn and Waffle House have recruiting tables set up next to the Rio Grande.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (ty7RM)

310 Hey!!!!
Wait a minute...there used to be TWO portraits of a kleptomaniac....!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

311 - Mario Cayetano, Honduran Migrant

http://www.oann.com

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:45 AM (r9UYA)

Isn't "Cayetano" the Spanish word for "gypsy"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (OCmih)

312 It's the HOA of online forums. You just want to hit most of them upside the head with a plank.
=====

Group around me is really working hard for members -- sending personalized invitations, nice stationery, regular mailings, etc. So who the heck is financing this?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (MIKMs)

313 Coke-addicted cousin Hoover.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (Q7M5N)

314

A. Mana?

Posted by: Soothie at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (0Tud7)

315 Can you say "shithole"?

I knew you could!

Latin America in grip of murder crisis; 'Breathtaking homicidal violence'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

316 "But how many presidents have told us the same thing and didn't do a thing?"

Is this not in fact, the story of the Obama Administration?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:48 AM (EyPfd)

317 Hey!!!!
Wait a minute...there used to be TWO portraits of a kleptomaniac....!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes
----------

Possible Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:48 AM (jbcJ8)

318 Jennair Gerardot"

Yeah, and her sister KitchenAid
Posted by: Anon a mouse

And her brother Ken More.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)

BIL Sam Sung
Posted by: runner
-----------------

Cousin, May Tag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:46 AM (jbcJ

MIL, Therma Dor

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 10:48 AM (bUjCl)

319 315 Can you say "shithole"?

I knew you could!

Latin America in grip of murder crisis; 'Breathtaking homicidal violence'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

Quick, let's import as many of them as possible!

Posted by: Athnamas Srewop at April 26, 2018 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

320 Coke-addicted cousin Hoover.

Posted by: Anagram Nation

We won't speak of his nurse, May Tagg. Turned out she's a bit of a speed queen...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (AM1GF)

321 So who the heck is financing this?"

Advertising. Well, that's how it's supposed to work. Trouble is, as of this past year they still haven't turned a profit.
They'll make it up in volume, though...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (7LY+6)

322 Corporal Punishment

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (IqV8l)

323 Grandma, Vik Ing

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (bUjCl)

324 305 302 Question of the day.....who forged Samantha Powers signature?
Posted by: No Answers at April 26, 2018 10:43 AM (mrSl4)

It was me. [Hangs head]
Posted by: Athnamas Srewop at April 26, 2018 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

I don't know why that's funny, but it is.

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (0bRDi)

325 Then there's the DEA agent in the family who specializes in PCP cases, Dust Buster.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (Q7M5N)

326 >>Isn't "Cayetano" the Spanish word for "gypsy"?

also a form of leech.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA)

327 Latin America in grip of murder crisis; 'Breathtaking homicidal violence'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

Completely strangling the tourist trade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2018 10:50 AM (OCmih)

328 Is it cheaper to hitch a ride on a corporate jet or buy 5 commercial seats to travel, and how is family security handled when people splash blood on the walls of someone's home.

I think the ride-share programs for private jets are pretty affordable, when scaled properly.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 26, 2018 10:50 AM (ty7RM)

329 Layabout son-in-law, Veg-O-Matic.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:50 AM (Q7M5N)

330 Amazing similarity to Gericault's Portrait of a Meth Freak.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 26, 2018 10:50 AM (9BLnV)

331 "So who the heck is financing this?"

The beginning...

http://tinyurl.com/y9vorvqf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (EyPfd)

332 I hope I don't get willowed on this, BUT...

Is there a way to know if an entry used to be posted on Wikipedia? There is an authoress that I am interested in writing a biography about who I could swear had a short entry in Wiki but it is not there now...

Any way to know for certain?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (aW5/6)

333 Apparently Chief of Staff Kelly has it in for Pruitt and has been leading the whisper campaign to try and get him to resign, but Pruitt is telling him to go fuck himself.

Kelly is a good enforcer, but politically he's somewhere in between GOP-e and a Chuck Schumer lib. None of the east or west coast libs understand how out of control the EPA had become, nor why it is so important for someone like Pruitt to be running it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (k1TUh)

334 > I think the ride-share programs for private jets are pretty affordable, when scaled properly.

It would be awesome to have one of those cards, definitely.

Just order up that sucker like a cab.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (Q7M5N)

335 315 Can you say "shithole"?

I knew you could!

Latin America in grip of murder crisis; 'Breathtaking homicidal violence'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

Seriously, this isn't going to improve until the people force their governments to improve and they can't do that from El Norte. They've got to go home and work for reform.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

336 noodmonkey

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (0bRDi)

337 There is a son, Beam.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (jbcJ8)

338 I wonder if that painting's ever been stolen.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (5ndb9)

339 >>Apparently Chief of Staff Kelly ...

I really don't like that guy. Should be fired.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 26, 2018 10:52 AM (r9UYA)

340 219

"Above my pay grade."

"I'll get back to you after I subdue this umbrella."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 26, 2018 10:20 AM (GdWl+)

"Above my gay parade."

Posted by: Barky Opoofster at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (8iiMU)

341 Khamenei urges Muslim nations to unite against U.S.

Does this dude not get the interwebs? Where has he been since 2001?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

342 NORRISTOWN, Pa. - As rapt jurors listened to the judge overseeing Bill Cosby's sex assault retrial read back prior testimony, the entertainer's lead lawyer snoozed in his chair.

Bill musta slipped him a mickey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

343 Layabout son-in-law, Veg-O-Matic.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 26, 2018 10:50 AM (Q7M5N)

strung out dil, Speed Queen

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2018 10:54 AM (bUjCl)

344 332 I hope I don't get willowed on this, BUT...

Is there a way to know if an entry used to be posted on Wikipedia? There is an authoress that I am interested in writing a biography about who I could swear had a short entry in Wiki but it is not there now...

Any way to know for certain?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (aW5/6)

Did you check all the information categories on the sidebar of wikipedia's main page?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Posted by: m at April 26, 2018 10:54 AM (0bRDi)

345 Come for the beaches, stay for the bloodbath!

Bloodbath in Cancun: Five dead bodies are found in a car at the vacation hotspot as drug cartel war spills onto the beaches of the Mexican resort town
Five bodies found in a car in Cancun in what is likely yet more cartel murders
Car parked in front of a gym that was threatened and near prosecutor's office
More than 100 people have been murdered in holiday spot this year alone

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2018 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

346 Any way to know for certain?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 26, 2018 10:51 AM (aW5/6)

https://archive.org/web/web.php

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2018 10:56 AM (JFO2v)

347 It's time for Trump to close the border crossings at Tijuana and Mexicali. This will not only piss off Moonbeam, but it will encourage the Mexican government to do something about the "caravan" of migrants before they cross over. It would be glorious!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 26, 2018 10:57 AM (9xIiZ)

348 Willowed already... but it looks like Robert Downey Jr.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 26, 2018 11:00 AM (CoKlX)

349 341 Khamenei urges Muslim nations to unite against U.S.

Does this dude not get the interwebs? Where has he been since 2001?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2018 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

Can Iran and Turkey just get to hot war with each other over who gets to lead the caliphate already?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 26, 2018 11:03 AM (9TK8E)

350 You spell politician strangely.
I spell it kleptocrat.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 26, 2018 11:28 AM (/xxOG)

351 From the assholes at the washington post:

"Perspective: Kayne West fell for the worst black Republican sales pitch there is. Here's why:"

The piece essentially makes Kanye's point for him - it's just a big scold for him to get back on the plantation even though there's no such thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 26, 2018 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)

352 It's definitely jaundice but the good news is you can audition for the Muppet show.

Posted by: saf at April 26, 2018 12:57 PM (5IHGB)

353 Looks like Paul McCartney.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 26, 2018 01:58 PM (2ZUTy)

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