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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Chess Thread 04-21-2018Pic Note The photo is from The Polgar Variant, a documentary by Israeli filmmaker Yossi Aviram: The extraordinary story of three Hungarian-Jewish sisters who were raised in Communist Budapest of the 1970s to be chess masters.I haven't been able to find this documentary (cough)bittorrent(cough) online but you can watch a trailer here. Easier Problem - Black To Play (BWTC 241) Hint: Pawns are meant to be pushed r1q2bk1/ppp3r1/3p4/3Pp2p/1PP1Pp2/P1BNnnpP/1R2Q3/2N2BRK b - - 0 1 Chess GAINZZ What about your chess GAINZZZ, brah?More Challenging Problem - White To Play (139) Here's a fun one. Without the pawn it's a win for White, albeit long and tricky. But Black still has one pawn left to push, and that makes all the difference. What is White's best course of action? Hint: You can block the pawn with just the knight. 8/4K3/8/3k4/8/1N1B4/6p1/8 w - - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:
___________ Solutions Update Easier Problem - Black To Play r1q2bk1/ppp3r1/3p4/3Pp2p/1PP1Pp2/P1BNnnpP/1R2Q3/2N2BRK b - - 0 1 2.Bxg2 Qxh3+ 3.Bxh3 Rxg1# #2: 2.Qxg2 Qxh3+ 3.Qxh3 Rxg1# (or 3.Qh2 Rxg1#) So it's a mate in 3 More Challenging Problem - White To Play 8/4K3/8/3k4/8/1N1B4/6p1/8 w - - 0 1 3.Nf3 Ke3 4.Ng1 Kf2 5.Nh3+ Kg3 6.Ng1 And White can keep dancing thatnight around all day. Black will never be able to catch it. If Black decides to not to take the knight: 1...Ke4 2.Bd5+ Kxd5 3.Nd2 Ke5 4.Nf3+ Kf4 5.Ng1 etc. This technique of blocking a pawn with a knight may come in handy at some point. You may need it to salvage a draw from a seemingly lost endgame. Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
There you are...
Posted by: HH at April 21, 2018 05:02 PM (mIJBI) 2
Woo! Game Thread!
Big game news comes from the Netherlands, where at least 4/10 lootboxes instances are deemed to be illegal gambling. The others are questionably legal. youtube.com/watch?v=FApve3vF2CU Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 21, 2018 05:04 PM (6FqZa) 3
I do NOT want to discuss it...
Posted by: That Sterile Moroccan Guy at April 21, 2018 05:05 PM (c/EDo) 4
Having reached the ripe age of 29 I'm having a hard time finding video games that interest me. Just picked up a used copy of Resident Evil: Biohazard. It was so painfully dumb and unscary. Despite the mature rating it seemed like it was aimed at 14 year old boys. Last game I enjoyed was Diablo III but after a couple years I'm kind of over that one.
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2018 05:06 PM (q177U) 5
Oh, and EA promised a bunch of stuff after f-cking the chicken in Battlefront II. Jim isn't buying this excuse nor, one may assume, will he recommend buying any EA software.
Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 21, 2018 05:06 PM (6FqZa) 6
Whatgrandmawore. She wore a brand New Jersey, She wore a brand New Jersey, She wore a brand New Jersey, That's what she did wear Posted by: The Como variant at April 21, 2018 05:07 PM (IqV8l) 7
This in a way is also the story of John Stewart Mill. The most censorious of liberals.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2018 05:08 PM (2K6fY) 8
for PS4 owners, Dad Of War has impressive reviews for its technical skillz. If you step on the snow it leaves footprints...!
The Know got a review copy of the game and they love it - youtube.com/watch?v=uAbA9MijM3A Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 21, 2018 05:09 PM (6FqZa) 9
Anyone interested in joining an HQ WoW guild is very welcome. We have a Horde guild on Hellscream and an Alliance guild on Rexxar. We strive to provide a relaxed and helpful experience for 'Rons, 'Ettes, and their friends.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2018 05:10 PM (rp9xB) 10
Oh man, I think I need to get the board out. There is altogether too much crap and too many spaces in check on the white kingside in the first problem to keep it all straight in my tiny peanut head.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:11 PM (y87Qq) 11
When was that Melania photo?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 05:12 PM (PUmDY) 12
also from The Know - 'Bethesda's STARFIELD Game Coming THIS YEAR! '
Is this going to be an open world space exploration game? the one we didn't get with No Man's Sky / Mass Effect: Andromeda? Posted by: boulder t' hobo at April 21, 2018 05:12 PM (6FqZa) 13
11 When was that Melania photo?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 05:12 PM (PUmDY) Oh, you would have to ask me that. I really don't know. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:13 PM (xlCXC) 14
Last week your chess pic was a young woman bent over a chessboard, apparently intently studying the board, but her eyes were on her opponent. A beautiful, yet chilling and ruthless image.
One of these three sisters? Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 05:13 PM (roQNm) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 05:13 PM (eMKNe) 16
Anyone interested in joining an HQ WoW guild is very welcome.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2018 05:10 PM (rp9xB) Yes, do this if you're at all interested. It's fun on a bun with morons and voice chat, all levels of experience and character levels. Plus even with - what, maybe three other players back when I tried it - it seems like there's always someone there to say hi whenever you manage to drop in. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:14 PM (y87Qq) 17
OH my that Melania photo!!! Pisses me off to no end that she is not gracing every magazine but they fawned all over Mooch. Ugh.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:16 PM (dUJdY) 18
The Polgar sisters did not choose to become the heroines of this story. It was their father, who, driven by his educational vision, determined their destiny before they were even born. Laszlo Polgar believed that "Geniuses are made, not born," and he set out to prove it. The canvas he chose was his three daughters. The medium he chose was chess.
That's the same story with Norbert Weiner, basically. His father told everyone that he was going to make his son a super-genius ... and he did. Of course, the family was pretty friggin smart to begin with ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:20 PM (8gDQu) 19
One of these three sisters?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 05:13 PM (roQNm) No. Different family, different country. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:20 PM (xlCXC) 20
Ah, Spring!
Lo! where the rosy-bosomed Hours, Fair Venus' train, appear, Disclose the long-expecting flowers, And wake the purple year! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:21 PM (qJtVm) 21
OH my that Melania photo!!! Pisses me off to no end that she is not gracing every magazine but they fawned all over Mooch. Ugh. Posted by: Jewells45 Would Bill be on magazine covers if Hillary had won? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2018 05:21 PM (IqV8l) 22
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:21 PM (qJtVm)
Hello, you. How's things? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:22 PM (y87Qq) 23
Melania is so beautiful
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 05:22 PM (hMwEB) 24
Wow the older dress pics really show the tiny waists. And the wide belt, AKA boob belt when Michelle wore them. Even on Melania it doesn't look that great IMO, and if she can't make something seem flattering - its just flat not a flattering accessory or style.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 21, 2018 05:23 PM (K7DqM) 25
Lo! where the rosy-bosomed Hours,
Fair Venus' train, appear, Disclose the long-expecting flowers, And wake the purple year! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:21 PM (qJtVm) Did you just reel that off from memory? I'm impressed. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:24 PM (xlCXC) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:25 PM (xlCXC) 27
'ello 'ogmartin!
I've been gamboling about in The Outside, where it is golden and glorious, and now I am on the inside bathed in the chilly blue glow of the internet. Did you know Amazon is offering a free week of HBO? So I have been mainlining the fourth and fifth seasons of Silicon Valley. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:25 PM (qJtVm) 28
11 When was that Melania photo?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 05:12 PM (PUmDY) ++++ Looks like it was Bastille Day, 7/14/2017. http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2017+Bastille+ Day+Military+Ceremony+Champs+jlIoEV6VYIBs.jpg Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:25 PM (pvjTE) 29
Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote . . . Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 05:26 PM (+y/Ru) 30
Happy 3rd birthday to Jameson Michael Finnigan.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:26 PM (AqwhS) 31
Thanks, OM.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 05:27 PM (roQNm) 32
There is an ad on the radio talking about reading to your kids. The Dad is reading a plumbing manual about replacing a toilet to his daughter.
Kid- Dad is that a plumbing manual Dad- Yeah Kid- You really should get some new books Dad - You want me to stop? Kid- Nah, I kinda wanna see how it ends Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2018 05:27 PM (7U7Wp) 33
Hail hail, watch the Searcher Elvis special if you can.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 05:27 PM (PUmDY) 34
OT/ But heart-warming
-Loyal until the end: Secret Service agents who served Barbara Bush for decades and who she treated like 'family' refuse to leave her coffin -The agents stood by the former First Lady's coffin at St Martin's Episcopal Church in Houston, Texas -Some have served her for decades since she left the White House and said she treated them like family -Barbara's Secret Service code name was "Tranquility" which former agents said was perfect for her character I was gonna make a comparison with Pantsuit, but don't want to poison the post. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 05:28 PM (Ze9kt) 35
More Melania Bastille Day pics (same dress)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=melania+trump+ bastille+day&iax=images&ia=images Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:28 PM (pvjTE) 36
Happy 3rd birthday to Jameson Michael Finnigan.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:26 PM (AqwhS) hard to believe it's been that long. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2018 05:28 PM (rp9xB) 37
Can I assume the first one will start with g2+ and then Nxg2 for whatever's offered in trade?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:29 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 05:29 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:29 PM (AqwhS) Posted by: backbeat baby at April 21, 2018 05:30 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 05:30 PM (9rIkM) 42
Did you just reel that off from memory? I'm impressed.
--- Hahahahahahahha no. I remembered something something Rosy-fingered Dawn, no wait, that's not it, rosy something... Yay internets! And speaking of a carpet of flowers, here's Melania in that D&G floral jacket, like a modern Botticelli Primavera: https://tinyurl.com/y8vrtgh3 I seethe that she is not gracing every magazine cover. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:30 PM (qJtVm) 43
I do like those powder blue stilletos; I'm pretty sure Melania is happy she is sitting down while wearing those! So pretty though.
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2018 05:31 PM (gcme+) 44
I've been gamboling about in The Outside, where it is golden and glorious, and now I am on the inside bathed in the chilly blue glow of the internet.
Sameish. Got muh hurr did, then got a car wash. Now my head is cold Did you know Amazon is offering a free week of HBO? So I have been mainlining the fourth and fifth seasons of Silicon Valley. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:25 PM (qJtVm) I did not, except inasmuch as a bunch of their miniseries e.g. BoB, John Adams were already on prime. Do you have to sign up and remember to cancel or anything? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:31 PM (y87Qq) 45
Is a stalemate the best result for the hard problem?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:32 PM (pvjTE) 46
Girl #2's dress has the opalescence of an oyster shell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2018 05:32 PM (fuK7c) 47
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:29 PM (AqwhS)
He's on Twitter still. Apparently he's been diagnosed as bipolar recently. I hope the diagnosis helps him move forward. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2018 05:33 PM (rp9xB) 48
I think I've got the problem 1 melee straight in my head. To prove that I've got the solution, I can tell you that Black wins!
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 05:33 PM (cp1if) 49
Trump is hosting Macron for the state dinner this Tuesday. Hope we get to see pics of what Melania and Macron's wife wear..bound to be interesting.
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2018 05:33 PM (gcme+) 50
Do you have to sign up and remember to cancel or anything?
--- Yes, and you can cancel by going to your account and "subscriptions". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:33 PM (qJtVm) 51
Hey everybody.
Verne Troyer, RIP. I've heard he was a nice guy. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2018 05:13 PM (eMKNe) ===== He had a Short Life ! I'm going to hell aren't I ? Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 21, 2018 05:34 PM (y3aQB) 52
The Polgar sisters I am sure were magnificent at chess. Real life, I am guessing probably not so much.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:35 PM (EDSlc) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 21, 2018 05:36 PM (EoRCO) 54
Would Bill be on magazine covers if Hillary had won?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2018 05:21 PM (IqV8l) I think Huma would have been. Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 05:36 PM (hMwEB) 55
hard to believe it's been that long.
Think about this; TusharD's Twin Americans can't be that far from driving cars by now. Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:36 PM (AqwhS) 56
Melania,
She's no Mamie Eisenhower! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:36 PM (EDSlc) 57
Problem 1:
..... Nxf1 Problem 2: This problem is tough. My inclination is to move Nd2 and then try to fork the king and promoted queen but I can't see any way to do that. Hmmm .... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu) 58
Lo! where the rosy-bosomed Hours,
I'm ready to frolic, but it's less than a week since our last snow. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2018 05:37 PM (fuK7c) 59
I like the B/W photo of the woman in the hat. How did we go from a lithe figure like that as beautiful, to bulbous butt, porn star silicon of the Kardashians as the norm. Not just them, of course. They just happen to be a cornucopia of examples.
When I see these B/W photos, or even photos from the 70s of Charlie's Angels actresses, I think half of women in America have silicone injected into them somewhere. Lips, bust, butt, face...somewhere. Because this is not natural anymore. Just a recent conclusion. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM (Ze9kt) 60
go thru Ace's Amazon link on the sidebar before you sign up for a free trial
he might get a bonus Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM (hMwEB) 61
In memory of Verne Troyer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wn8-OMlPhY He was a stone cold mother. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM (qJtVm) 62
I'm outside near where I work. There is a Black Nationalist Rally in the near by park. They went from a song about peace and love and togetherness to ranting Trump Hate in a blink of an eye. It's fascinating and insane. Mostly insane.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM (qKALP) 63
58: Less than 6 hours here Bandersnatch. Supposed to be pretty nice tomorrow though and todays snow is already mostly melted, its gray and damp out but not super cold.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 21, 2018 05:39 PM (84F5k) 64
Re Roger Stone. He said something recently?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 05:39 PM (PUmDY) 65
1.Bc4+ Kxc4 2.Nd2+ Kd3 3.Nf3 Ke3 4.Ng1 Kf2 5.Nh3+
Knight just keeps popping back and forth from blocking the pawn to checking the king. Stalemate. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:39 PM (pvjTE) 66
45 Is a stalemate the best result for the hard problem?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:32 PM (pvjTE) Well, a draw, but not necessarily stalemate. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:41 PM (xlCXC) 67
I'm ready to frolic, but it's less than a week since our last snow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2018 05:37 PM (fuK7c) --- It's been a whole week! Time to bust out that sarong, Bander! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 05:41 PM (qJtVm) 68
I'm outside near where I work. There is a Black Nationalist Rally in the near by park. They went from a song about peace and love and togetherness to ranting Trump Hate in a blink of an eye. It's fascinating and insane. Mostly insane.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM You should wander over with your Dr.Pepper in hand and tell them you didn't mean to interrupt their black panther party. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:41 PM (EDSlc) 69
The media scum would be in constant orgasm if Melania were a Democratic FLOTUS.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:42 PM (nBr1j) 70
When
I see these B/W photos, or even photos from the 70s of Charlie's Angels actresses, I think half of women in America have silicone injected into them somewhere. Lips, bust, butt, face...somewhere. Because this is not natural anymore. Just a recent conclusion. Posted by: prof disarray-----Just think, what are archeologists in future societies going to think when they unearth our women*s burial sites? Nothing in them but dust and the bags/injections of silicone remaining. Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 05:43 PM (9rIkM) 71
57 Problem 1:
..... Nxf1 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu) No. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:43 PM (xlCXC) 72
I'm ready to frolic, but it's less than a week since our last snow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2018 05:37 PM We had snow on Wed. not much though. Last week a foot and a half of white privilege/warming. Today. It's damn near 60!!!! I love winter but I am so over it. FU winter! MELT!!!! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:44 PM (EDSlc) 73
Good God, would someone tap me with the formatting wand please? Ugh.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 05:44 PM (9rIkM) 74
Problem 1 (in full):
... Nxf1 1) RxN Qxh3# 2) QxN g2+ Qxg2 RxQ .. and that's pretty much it, else Rxg2 (either rook) Qxh3 (and then the white queen is still lost, at best) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:45 PM (8gDQu) 75
The media scum would be in constant orgasm if Melania were a Democratic FLOTUS.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:42 PM (nBr1j) Funny, I was thinking the same thing, only the verb I was using was 'splooging.' --Model --Successful businesswoman. --Speaks 5 languages --Insanely beautiful --Gets no respect from Democrats Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM (xlCXC) 76
Think about this; TusharD's Twin Americans can't be that far from driving cars by now.
Not quite so bad. I did some math on my fingers and the Twin Titans will only turn 11 this September. Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM (AqwhS) 77
Roger said some very unkind things recently about the late first Lady.
I don't get it. How difficult is it to just shut your mouth? Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM (w7KSn) 78
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM
I think the women from the 40's to the early 70's were how women should look. These waifs with the 12 year old body and the duck lips don't do it for me at all. Give me some nice healthy curves! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM (EDSlc) 79
Roger said some very unkind things recently about the late first Lady.
I don't get it. How difficult is it to just shut your mouth? Posted by: navybrat, keeping a low profile at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM Roger Stone, pineapple, sideways. FOAD. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:47 PM (EDSlc) 80
... Nxf1
1) RxN Qxh3# 2) QxN g2+ Qxg2 RxQ .. and that's pretty much it, else Rxg2 (either rook) Qxh3 (and then the white queen is still lost, at best) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:45 PM (8gDQu) What if White responds to 1...Nxf1 with 2.Qg2? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:49 PM (xlCXC) 81
59 I like the B/W photo of the woman in the hat. How did we go from a lithe figure like that as beautiful, to bulbous butt, porn star silicon of the Kardashians as the norm. Not just them, of course. They just happen to be a cornucopia of examples.
When I see these B/W photos, or even photos from the 70s of Charlie's Angels actresses, I think half of women in America have silicone injected into them somewhere. Lips, bust, butt, face...somewhere. Because this is not natural anymore. Just a recent conclusion. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 05:38 PM (Ze9kt) I don't understand the recentish trend toward gigantic butts. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:50 PM (nBr1j) 82
Well, a draw, but not necessarily stalemate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:41 PM (xlCXC) Problem 2 is to be played to a draw? Bc4+ KxB Nd2+ Kd3 Nf3 (and now the white night can hold off the black pawn unitl the white king mosies on over or trade with it) Ke2 Ng1+ Kf2 Nh3+ Kg3 Ng1 .... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:51 PM (8gDQu) 83
I can't figure out either one of them even with the hints.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 05:52 PM (sdi6R) 84
Mamie Eisenhower wasn't a good looking woman, although she had a very nice smile, but in whatever pictures I have seen of her she had nice and suitable clothes. I don't think she would have come of AF1 in sloppy shorts-as Michelle Obama did- even if she owned some.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 05:52 PM (tpDAe) 85
These waifs with the 12 year old body and the duck lips don't do it for me at all. Give me some nice healthy curves!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 05:46 PM (EDSlc) Right? Curves, some sharp claws, strong teeth, faint smell of rich cardamom, silky raven hair made from real silk ravens, and a carefree laugh like a frozen torchlit cathedral full of hundreds of thousands of tiny exquisitely-carved crystal figurines of children, all shattering at once. Guess I'm just old-fashioned that way. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 05:52 PM (y87Qq) 86
Richard Williams (father of Venus and Serena) is like the Polgar father. Williams didn't know from tennis but wrote up a 20-year plan to make his daughters world champions.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 05:53 PM (pV/54) 87
The Polgar sister facing the camera has a lot of eyebrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (nBr1j) 88
I don't understand the recentish trend toward gigantic butts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:50 PM (nBr1j) Me neither, and I say this as a life-long assman. Tight and toned, yes please. Gargantuan monstrosities with their own gravitational fields? No thanks. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs) 89
First good outside work day in northern NH. Cut brush/trees that were blocking my view at the bottom of the driveway. Then washed/waxed/vacuumed one car.
Now soaking my feet and catching up with the denizens of the gray boxes. Hi, Horde! Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (leE9O) 90
85 that's very poetical, hogmartin
would fit right into a fantasy novel Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB) 91
88 I don't understand the recentish trend toward gigantic butts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:50 PM (nBr1j) Me neither, and I say this as a life-long assman. Tight and toned, yes please. Gargantuan monstrosities with their own gravitational fields? No thanks. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs) Right, Round and firm is good. The size of Jupiter not so much. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:55 PM (nBr1j) 92
What if White responds to 1...Nxf1 with 2.Qg2?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:49 PM (xlCXC) Then knight back to e3 and start all over again, but this time white doesn't have the bishop guarding the h3 pawn, which black queen just takes, setting up a quick mate. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:55 PM (8gDQu) 93
Gargantuan monstrosities with their own gravitational fields? No thanks.
LOL! It's amazing how many women are getting surgeries to have a bigger ass. Now, I'm a woman so obviously can't speak for men but I don't think they are attractive at all. I think Kim Kardashian looks like a freak. well.. she IS a freak really. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:56 PM (dUJdY) 94
We have the most beautiful First Lady ever, who comports herself with dignity, grace and true compassion, and the leftard media just ignores her when they aren't savaging her over stupid shit like her shoes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs) 95
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:51 PM (8gDQu)
That's pretty much it. There's not much chance of White picking up the advanced pawn for free, so the best he can hope for is perpetually blocking it from queening. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:56 PM (xlCXC) 96
91 88 I don't understand the recentish trend toward gigantic butts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:50 PM (nBr1j) Me neither, and I say this as a life-long assman. Tight and toned, yes please. Gargantuan monstrosities with their own gravitational fields? No thanks. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs) Right, Round and firm is good. The size of Jupiter not so much. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:55 PM (nBr1j) Fatphobic PIGS!1!1 Posted by: Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at April 21, 2018 05:57 PM (J7NdS) 97
Everything proportionate, in my book. The overall effect is what counts.
Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (leE9O) 98
Jovian. That's the adjective I was looking for in regard to gigantic asses.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (nBr1j) 99
93 Gargantuan monstrosities with their own gravitational fields? No thanks.
LOL! It's amazing how many women are getting surgeries to have a bigger ass. Now, I'm a woman so obviously can't speak for men but I don't think they are attractive at all. I think Kim Kardashian looks like a freak. well.. she IS a freak really. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:56 PM (dUJdY) She was quite beautiful before they went all mad scientist on her ass. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs) 100
My husband is watching C Span and I guess they had four liberal authors on. After the discussion the host asked people to call in. But ONLY Trump supporters. He said he's amazed how many were life long democrats that voted for Trump.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (dUJdY) 101
49 Trump is hosting Macron for the state dinner this Tuesday. Hope we get to see pics of what Melania and Macron's wife wear..bound to be interesting.
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2018 05:33 PM (gcme+) -------------------------------- That's going to be their first big state dinner. Should be yuuuuuge! Why, even the American press may feel obliged to show us a fashion pic or two! If not, the French press surely will. Michelle Obama totally bombed at the WH dinner for Hollande --- in the catty Euro press, that is. She wore a puffy, frilly Carolina Herrera along with a puffy hairstyle. Not a good look for her. But I expect Melania to hit it out of the park! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (0jtPF) 102
Did some yard work today. Whoop-de-freaking-do. The shit's just gonna grow back.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (sdi6R) 103
Big hat girl looks like she goes fast.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (xJa6I) 104
I don't understand the recentish trend toward gigantic butts.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:50 PM (nBr1j) Honestly, it's a black thing. Came from hip-hop. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (8gDQu) 105
She was quite beautiful before they went all mad scientist on her ass.
She swears it's all her no surgery. Yeah.. right. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:59 PM (dUJdY) 106
Well, a draw, but not necessarily stalemate.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 05:41 PM (xlCXC) ++++ Yes, I use the terms "stalemate" and "draw" interchangeably. Once in a while I will look them up to remember which is which, but then I forget and and just use whichever. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:59 PM (pvjTE) 107
That's the adjective I was looking for in regard to gigantic asses. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. Steatopygic. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2018 05:59 PM (deKhj) 108
also from The Know - 'Bethesda's STARFIELD Game Coming THIS YEAR! '
Is this going to be an open world space exploration game? the one we didn't get with No Man's Sky / Mass Effect: Andromeda? Thank you! You have given me something to look forward to. I keep trying to make myself get excited for Red Dead Redemption 2 but I just can't seem to get excited. BTW a massive new update for No Man's Sky is coming out soon. It's free as well. Fingers crossed, I was hugely disappointed by NMS. Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2018 06:00 PM (q177U) 109
105 She was quite beautiful before they went all mad scientist on her ass.
She swears it's all her no surgery. Yeah.. right. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 05:59 PM (dUJdY) Her ass looks like someone shoved a VW Beetle in the back of her pants. You don't get that way naturally. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs) 110
I don't get the big ass thing either.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 06:00 PM (SYiiL) 111
Oh are we talking about Kim Kardashian?
She's got killer curves, pretty face and she can throw down (we have video proof). I'm not a fan of her cellulite in un-retouched photos, but as a fantasy object, she's fine. I prefer Lorena Orzoco, personally. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 06:01 PM (xJa6I) 112
Problem 1, once you draw the rook to g2, it's over. (in my opinion)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 06:01 PM (5OO3x) 113
Why don't ya ask bill clinton what he things about big asses? Woo-ah
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 06:01 PM (SYiiL) 114
Then
knight back to e3 and start all over again, but this time white doesn't have the bishop guarding the h3 pawn, which black queen just takes, setting up a quick mate. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 05:55 PM (8gDQu) OK then, try this: 1...Nxf1 2.Nf2 Nxg1 3.Qxf1 g2+ 4.Qxg2 Rxg2 5.Kxg2 Nxh3 Black has a material advantage, true, but there's a quicker win. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:02 PM (xlCXC) 115
I was hugely disappointed by NMS.
Posted by: Max Power at April 21, 2018 06:00 PM (q177U) I haven't picked it up, and at sixty of your primitive earth dollars still years after release, ain't gonna. From what I've seen, it would have been a hugely popular Steam prerelease, but charging retail for it - and selling it as a retail release - didn't do them any favors. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:02 PM (y87Qq) 116
Oooh and Jen Selter.
Better living through squats. I love those samba asses, round and firm or like two eggs. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 06:02 PM (xJa6I) 117
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB)
Aw, thanks. Nice of you to say that. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:03 PM (y87Qq) 118
Easier problem: Black plays 1...g2+, 2...Qxh3+, 3...Rg1# regardless of what White does.
Posted by: bof at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (bNftD) 119
106
Yes, I use the terms "stalemate" and "draw" interchangeably. Once in a while I will look them up to remember which is which, but then I forget and and just use whichever. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 05:59 PM (pvjTE) They're not synonymous. A stalemate is a special kind of draw, and pretty rare. It happens when you are not in check, but any move you make would put you in check. Therefore you have no legal move to make. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R) 120
I'm not a fan of her cellulite in un-retouched photos, but as a fantasy object, she's fine.
Awhile back there were some pictures of her at the beach that Daily Mail got a hold of. Kanye had a fit they had pics of her ass that hadn't been touched up and yes, she has a bad case of cellulite. Sadly, most women do. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY) 121
Just finished a game of chess. I used the Pigeon variant.
Wow, Judit Polgar looks like a girl I dated -- cute girl (actually, cuter than the girl I dated). I'm a sucker for Semites. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (tM+21) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:05 PM (pvjTE) 123
120 I'm not a fan of her cellulite in un-retouched photos, but as a fantasy object, she's fine.
Awhile back there were some pictures of her at the beach that Daily Mail got a hold of. Kanye had a fit they had pics of her ass that hadn't been touched up and yes, she has a bad case of cellulite. Sadly, most women do. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY) When you've had five gallons of Crisco injected in each cheek, that look is exacerbated. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 06:06 PM (NWiLs) 124
Black has a material advantage, true, but there's a quicker win.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:02 PM (xlCXC) Okay. I'll look again. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 06:07 PM (8gDQu) 125
120 I'm not a fan of her cellulite in un-retouched photos, but as a fantasy object, she's fine.
Awhile back there were some pictures of her at the beach that Daily Mail got a hold of. Kanye had a fit they had pics of her ass that hadn't been touched up and yes, she has a bad case of cellulite. Sadly, most women do. Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY) How weird is it that Kanye of all people seems to be a devoted husband and father??? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 06:07 PM (xJa6I) 126
They're not synonymous. A stalemate is a special kind of draw, and pretty rare. It happens when you are not in check, but any move you make would put you in check. Therefore you have no legal move to make.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R) And before the rules of chess were internationally standardized, a stalemate could be the same as a checkmate -- depending on what country or region you were in. We're talking hundreds of years ago. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:08 PM (xlCXC) 127
They're not synonymous. A stalemate is a special kind of draw, and pretty rare. It happens when you are not in check, but any move you make would put you in check. Therefore you have no legal move to make.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R) I don't recall having run into one in an actual game but they show up all the time in puzzles. There was an underpromotion example a few weeks back that came from the chess.com forums. Promote to queen and it stalemates, promote to rook and you can checkmate. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq) 128
So ... I guess you really just want to go with g2+ in problem 1. If bishop takes pawn, then knight takes bishop and either queen takes knight (and is then lost for rook) or rook takes knight, Qxh3+ to end with Qf1#.
I still like my Nxf1 better. It might be a bit slower of a mate but it's more of a gentleman's move, not some barbaric pawn attack on the poor king. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 06:10 PM (8gDQu) 129
I could not pick Kim Kardashian out of a lineup. I watched the Bush funeral, a very good service. Melania is striking, only word that fits for me. Roger Stone? Never heard of her.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (n13/j) 130
That's the adjective I was looking for in regard to gigantic asses.
Eris has a better one. Adjective that is. Well, also adjective. OK, her adjective is not for gigantic, but it's a good adjective. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c) 131
Mini Me (Verne Troyer) has died.
Guy was just a year older than me... The very large and the very small, they do not live long. RIP Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (xJa6I) 132
Promote to queen and it stalemates, promote to rook and you can checkmate.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq) And for what it's worth, those kind of oddities are rarely seen in actual games. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (xlCXC) 133
118 Easier problem: Black plays 1...g2+, 2...Qxh3+, 3...Rg1# regardless of what White does.
Posted by: bof at April 21, 2018 06:04 PM (bNftD) Hmm. I think that works. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (sdi6R) 134
LOL, I'm watching My Favorite Year.
Screen idol Alan Swann waltzes into the studio late and blotto: Sy: He's plastered! Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:12 PM (qJtVm) 135
"Promote to queen and it stalemates, promote to rook and you can checkmate."
Logically, that sounds wrong because the moves of a rook are a lesser inclusion of the moves of a queen. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:12 PM (pV/54) 136
LOL, I'm watching My Favorite Year.
Screen idol Alan Swann waltzes into the studio late and blotto: Sy: He's plastered! Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:12 PM (qJtVm) Love that movie what station? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 06:13 PM (SYiiL) 137
Logically, that sounds wrong because the moves of a rook are a lesser inclusion of the moves of a queen.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:12 PM (pV/54) It sure does. But it's true. Lemme track down the link. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:13 PM (y87Qq) 138
saw 132, now I get it
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:13 PM (pV/54) 139
The extra moves of the queen create the stalemate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:14 PM (pV/54) 140
For the harder puzzle, White starts with 1.Bc4+.
1...Kxc4; 2.Nd2+, 3. Nf3, 4. Ng1 1...Kc6, 2.Nd4+, 3.Nf3, 4. Ng1 1...Ke5, 2.Nd2. Now 2...g1Q 3.Nf3+ 4.NxQ or 2...Kf4 3.Nf3 KxN 4.Bd5+ 5.Bxg2 1...Ke4, 2.Nd2+, 3.Nf3, etc. Posted by: bof at April 21, 2018 06:15 PM (bNftD) 141
Love that movie what station?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 06:13 PM (SYiiL) My computer. Have a seat! *pats chair* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:15 PM (qJtVm) 142
I still like my Nxf1 better. It might be a bit slower of a mate but it's more of a gentleman's move, not some barbaric pawn attack on the poor king.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 06:10 PM (8gDQu) Ha! You keep telling yourself that, sir. The one day you'll find yourself in time trouble and looking for a quick win, and then you're opponent realizes that all he needs to do is run out your clock. So he refuses to resign and then, and only then, it will dawn on you that your "gentlemen's moves" are good for nothing except getting you beat. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:15 PM (xlCXC) 143
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (n13/j)
I could pick Kim Kardashian out of a lineup, but not her @$$. Haven't looked at pictures of her rear. Have no intention of doing so. I don't know who Roger Stone is-a director? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:15 PM (tpDAe) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:17 PM (xlCXC) 145
We have the most beautiful First Lady ever, who comports herself with dignity, grace and true compassion, and the leftard media just ignores her when they aren't savaging her over stupid shit like her shoes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 05:56 PM If Melania was a dem the press wouldn't be able to stop tripping over eachother writing glowing stories about her. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 06:17 PM (EDSlc) 146
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:11 PM (n13/j)
I could pick Kim Kardashian out of a lineup, but not her @$$. Haven't looked at pictures of her rear. Have no intention of doing so. I don't know who Roger Stone is-a director? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:15 PM (tpDAe) Yeah I think he directed Platoon and Roger and Me. But that is just a guess. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:17 PM (n13/j) 147
The extra moves of the queen create the stalemate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:14 PM (pV/54) Post #60. https://tinyurl.com/yde7oqjs Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:18 PM (y87Qq) 148
Peter O'Toole channels Errol Flynn. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:18 PM (pV/54) 149
Here you go Fen:
http://hollywoodlife.com/pics/kim-kardashian-butt-evolution-pics/ Insert Darwin joke here. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qJtVm) 150
If Melania was a dem the press wouldn't be able to stop tripping over eachother writing glowing stories about her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 06:17 PM (EDSlc) Guaranteed. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 06:18 PM (NWiLs) 151
Did some yard work today. Whoop-de-freaking-do. The shit's just gonna grow back.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 05:58 PM (sdi6R) They need to invent a yard roomba. Only problem is if the AI gets too advanced, it'll try to commit voter fraud. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:19 PM (/qEW2) 152
I haven't played chess for 40 years and even then only a few times until the tennis pro at my club challenged me to a game last week. I gave him a a pretty good game but ultimately lost. It made me though want to read about chess strategy. I also downloaded a pretty cool chess app.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 06:19 PM (2DOZq) 153
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qJtVm)
Thanks, but I think I'll just continue to live my life without looking at Kim Kardashian's rear. in any state of progress. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:20 PM (tpDAe) 154
Kim Kardashian created a media empire by doing a homemade porn flick and leaking it. She has better Skillz than Paris. Good career move, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:21 PM (pV/54) 155
I think it was Rich Zeoli on 1210am who pointed out Melania hasn't been on any magazine covers ( such as Vogue) whereas Mooch was in quite a few by this time.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 06:21 PM (aC6Sd) 156
If Melania was a Dem she would probably have some Dem personality flaws marring things. Bitter or arrogantly elitist like some cows on FB that criticize her accent or former career, etc.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 21, 2018 06:22 PM (84F5k) 157
Promote to queen and it stalemates, promote to rook and you can checkmate."
Logically, that sounds wrong because the moves of a rook are a lesser inclusion of the moves of a queen. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:12 PM (pV/54) Just have the Queen identity as a Rook . Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 06:23 PM (2DOZq) 158
It made me though want to read about chess strategy. I also downloaded a pretty cool chess app.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 06:19 PM (2DOZq) The chess.com free membership level gets you some decent tutorials and I think 5 free tactics drills per day. Plus, you get to play games with the horde if you choose to. If nothing else, you get to luxuriate in OM's august and noble avatar pic. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:23 PM (y87Qq) 159
154 Kim Kardashian created a media empire by doing a homemade porn flick and leaking it. She has better Skillz than Paris. Good career move, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:21 PM (pV/54) No, it's worse than that. That sex tape that put her on the map was leaked by *her mother* who arranged the filming and subsequent leaking in advance. Try and wrap your head around that. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:25 PM (xlCXC) 160
this is normally an open thread right? It did not say explicitly this time, I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, like start talking checkers or something more my speed lol.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:25 PM (n13/j) 161
Melania doesn't give a rat's ass. She doesn't have to
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 06:26 PM (SYiiL) 162
That sex tape that put her on the map was leaked by *her mother* who arranged the filming and subsequent leaking in advance.
----- Ewwwwwwwww!!! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:26 PM (qJtVm) 163
And Rob Kardashian, the father, was one of OJ Simpson's lawyers.
Another reason to hate OJ, in case you needed one. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (xlCXC) 164
Kardashians are a coven
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (hMwEB) 165
155 I think it was Rich Zeoli on 1210am who pointed out Melania hasn't been on any magazine covers ( such as Vogue) whereas Mooch was in quite a few by this time.
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 06:21 PM (aC6Sd) The media went full North Korea with Mooch. She was the most beautiful, elegant, and gracious First Lady in history, to hear them tell it. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (sdi6R) 166
Way late to this party, had to go to store to get something for supper, and got tractor running and it worked fine so no idea why it crapped out last year.
Problem 1 has a lot going on, hard to see what to do first. Could cheat and look up above. Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (aC6Sd) 167
All you need to know about Kim is that her mother was married to Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (Su2xT) 168
Try and wrap your head around that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:25 PM (xlCXC) Watch me not try to wrap my head around that at all. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:28 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:28 PM (tpDAe) 170
solutions up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:29 PM (xlCXC) 171
I agree with most here. The posterior isn't the main attraction and it's difficult to understand why some women think it is.
But you have to admit as far as plastic surgery addictions go, it's relatively benign. It's not like Michael Jackson and other assorted disasters where various parts of your face start dying off and falling off because the capillaries are being destroyed. Stick another silicone bag in the cheeks, what's the harm? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2) 172
heh, I actually remember that. Barry Sheck was another one. Any pop culture post millennium I am not up to speed.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:29 PM (n13/j) 173
Watch me not try to wrap my head around that at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:28 PM (y87Qq) That's probably best. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:30 PM (xlCXC) Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 06:30 PM (AqwhS) 175
I never said the posterior is inferior, just that I don't know the Kardashians.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:31 PM (n13/j) 176
I still haven't seen the Rob Lowe tape so I am way way behind.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:33 PM (n13/j) 177
I never said the posterior is inferior
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:31 PM (n13/j) Caudal, innit? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:33 PM (y87Qq) 178
The media went full North Korea with Mooch. She was the most beautiful, elegant, and gracious First Lady in history, to hear them tell it.
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (sdi6R) ++++ We were informed by our fashonistas in the media that she had the most beautiful upper arms. But, they didn't call them biceps, for some reason. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:33 PM (pvjTE) 179
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Posted by: josephistan at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (ANIFC) 180
I see these B/W photos, or even photos from the 70s of Charlie's Angels actresses, I think half of women in America have silicone injected into them somewhere. Lips, bust, butt, face...somewhere. Because this is not natural anymore. Just a recent conclusion.
- 40 years ago I read a syfy novel about a group of people on an airliner to whom some syfy thing happened that I no longer remember. One of the passengers was a rock star who had had surgery to give himself an enormous dick. I read that and thought that no one would ever do that. Now, I could see that happening. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (+y/Ru) 181
All your beautiful wimminz belong to us!
A female Iranian chess master named Dorsa Derakhshani -- possibly the best female player in Iran, who played on the Iranian national team -- suddenly became an international hero last year when she refused to wear the team's mandatory hijab during a major tournament -- and was kicked off the team. So she decided to go "on vacation" to the US -- and then never returned to Iran! She enrolled in an American college and as of today is now playing in -- the United States Women's Chess Championships! The best part? She looks exactly like a younger, sexier version of Sarah Palin: http://iheu.org/banned-from-iranian-national-chess-team- dorsa-and-borna-are-true-champions-says-iheu/ https://i.pin___.com/736x/59/aa/d5/ 59aad53b7095549025231a6b164e305f--chess-play-iran.jpg Take that, Iran! Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (42M22) 182
40 years ago I read a syfy novel about a group of people on an airliner to whom some syfy thing happened that I no longer remember. One of the passengers was a rock star who had had surgery to give himself an enormous dick. I read that and thought that no one would ever do that. Now, I could see that happening.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (+y/Ru) If they ever figure out how to make that procedure effective, I bet it will become the number one cosmetic procedure in the world. Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 06:35 PM (NWiLs) 183
We were informed by our fashonistas in the media that she had the most beautiful upper arms. But, they didn't call them biceps, for some reason.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:33 PM (pvjTE) "Transformative arms". Yes, that was the phrase actually written by some silly bint in the NYT or WaPo writing a gushing paean to Moochelle. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:35 PM (xlCXC) 184
Shake your tail feather and put that wig hat on your head and Kim is all ready to go, ho.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2018 06:36 PM (Su2xT) 185
That second link again (remove spaces):
https://i.pin im g.com/736x/59/aa/d5/ 59aad53b7095549025231a6b164e305f--chess-play-iran.jpg Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:36 PM (42M22) 186
174 Mini Me (Verne Troyer) has died.
Suicide? Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 06:30 PM (AqwhS) Jah, looks like. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 21, 2018 06:37 PM (xJa6I) 187
>>>Kardashians are a coven
There's a good horror story in here somewhere. Lovecraft often uses the history of an accursed family in order to build up suspense before he advances the story to the present. The Kardashians would provide an excellent family for such a backstory. "First Lamar Odom married this Kardashian and was driven insane and tried to destroy himself with drugs. Then Bruce Jenner married into the family and went mad trying to mutilate himself. Then Kanye West developed severe mental problems". Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:37 PM (/qEW2) 188
177 - I never said the posterior is inferior
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:31 PM (n13/j) Caudal, innit? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:33 PM (y87Qq) whoosh--- I had to look that one up. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:37 PM (n13/j) 189
172 heh, I actually remember that. Barry Sheck was another one. Any pop culture post millennium I am not up to speed.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:29 PM (n13/j) ++++ Kardashian was involved because he had a longstanding friendship with Simpson. Scheck was involved as part of his Innocence Project DNA thing. And the mountain of money. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:38 PM (pvjTE) 190
Chesstree.net
Posted by: Skeezix at April 21, 2018 06:38 PM (flrWR) 191
The first person who had the "correct" answer to the second problem was Anon Y. Mous, post #65...
65 1.Bc4+ Kxc4 2.Nd2+ Kd3 3.Nf3 Ke3 4.Ng1 Kf2 5.Nh3+ Knight just keeps popping back and forth from blocking the pawn to checking the king. After his post, a couple people posted the same "solution" and it was confirmed by the host. I agree that Bc4+ is the best hope for white, but it depends on black's poor play to get the draw. There's no reason the black king must take the bishop. If black simply moves his king away from the bishop, out of check, then he can queen his pawn on the next move, and should win the game. Posted by: bradc at April 21, 2018 06:38 PM (q7jW2) 192
Kim Kardashian created a media empire by doing a homemade porn flick and leaking it. She has better Skillz than Paris. Good career move, no?
- Big butt queen can move as many squares in any direction she wants. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:39 PM (+y/Ru) 193
The unfortunate part of the Dorsa Derakhshani story is that currently she's in last place is the US championships -- she's getting pushed around by the many Russian emigre chicks who now play in the US and who are scary-good.
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:39 PM (42M22) 194
There's a good horror story in here somewhere.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:37 PM (/qEW2) The Case of the Shadow Over the Thing on the Doorstep. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq) 195
Just have the Queen identity as a Rook.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 06:23 PM As a queen, I can state that once a knight is never enough. Posted by: Shepard "Shep" Smith at April 21, 2018 06:41 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2018 06:42 PM (IqV8l) 197
zombie, I think if I could follow your reading list around for a week I would be a much more informed person.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2018 06:43 PM (Su2xT) 198
Probably nothing but FWIW - Hillary's Deleted Emails Found, Court Orders Them RELEASED
http://bit.ly/2HIWDeL Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2018 06:43 PM (AqwhS) 199
191 Nope. See post #140 for the correct solution.
Posted by: bof at April 21, 2018 06:43 PM (bNftD) 200
I agree that Bc4+ is the best hope for white, but it depends on black's poor play to get the draw. There's no reason the black king must take the bishop. If black simply moves his king away from the bishop, out of check, then he can queen his pawn on the next move, and should win the game.
Posted by: bradc No, that's not true -- and that's the whole point behind the problem. Even if black DOESN'T take the biship, wherever he goes white will be able to harass him with the B+N and eventually get enough tempos to get the N back to cover the pawn's queening square Look at the position mopre closely. If, for example, Bc4+ Ke4, then white has Nd2!!. If black, queens, the N forks. If black then goes Kf3, then Nf3!! KxN and Bd5+! and BxP. Other lines are similar. Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:43 PM (42M22) 201
189 172 heh, I actually remember that. Barry Sheck was another one. Any pop culture post millennium I am not up to speed.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:29 PM (n13/j) ++++ Kardashian was involved because he had a longstanding friendship with Simpson. Scheck was involved as part of his Innocence Project DNA thing. And the mountain of money. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:38 PM (pvjTE) Yeah I watched a lot of that thing. I missed all the slow speed chase stuff but saw the trial. Remember the dancing Itos? Back when late night was watchable. So Robert Kardashian is really their father? Yeah, sheck was the science guy and then there was Shapiro and the guy that actually defends Trump sometimes. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:44 PM (n13/j) 202
And before the rules of chess were internationally standardized, a stalemate could be the same as a checkmate -- depending on what country or region you were in.
We're talking hundreds of years ago. Back when they burned witches. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:44 PM (U58ZN) Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:44 PM (42M22) 204
bluebell - you around? I saw my first wedding of the season today. 13 Bridesmaids!!
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4) 205
Take that, Iran!
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (42M22) ======== I'm sure it's a clerical error. Our immigration officials probably let her in because she's from Iran. If they realized she wanted to come here because she thought sharia law was totalitarian bullshit, they'd never have allowed it. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:45 PM (/qEW2) 206
Lo! where the rosy-bosomed Hours,
Fair Venus' train, appear, Disclose the long-expecting flowers, And wake the purple year! Dis Shakespeare write that, or was it one of the monkeys ? Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (U58ZN) 207
194 There's a good horror story in here somewhere.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:37 PM (/qEW2) The Case of the Shadow Over the Thing on the Doorstep. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq) The Mounds. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (qJtVm) 208
The Mounds.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (qJtVm) Are they still touring? Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (y87Qq) 209
Oregon Muse,
The posted solution goes 1. Bc4+ Ke4 2.Bd5+?? Kxd5 3.Nd2 Ke5?? but what if Black plays 3...g1Q instead of 3...Ke5? I believe the correct answer to 1...Ke4 is 2.Nd2+ followed by 3.Nf3. But I've been wrong before. Posted by: bof at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (bNftD) 210
Grump-, Let's hope it's true.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2018 06:47 PM (Su2xT) 211
bluebell - you around? I saw my first wedding of the season today. 13 Bridesmaids!!
Posted by: grammie winger Isn't that unlucky ? Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:47 PM (U58ZN) 212
165
The media went full North Korea with Mooch. She was the most beautiful, elegant, and gracious First Lady in history, to hear them tell it. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (sdi6R) And that is scary as hell. It's one thing to have a fawning media in a dictatorship. It's quite another to have a media in a free country that longs for a dictator to fawn over. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 06:47 PM (sdi6R) 213
Yay for the Melania pic. We need more of that.
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:47 PM (lwiT4) 214
I agree that Bc4+ is the best hope for white, but it depends on black's poor play to get the draw. There's no reason the black king must take the bishop. If black simply moves his king away from the bishop, out of check, then he can queen his pawn on the next move, and should win the game.
Posted by: bradc at April 21, 2018 06:38 PM (q7jW2) No, this isn't true. White secures the draw no matter what Black does. Even if he does not take the bishop, White can chase the black king around on the white squares (the black ones are covered by the knight) until he can gain time with a knight check to get into the blocking position. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:48 PM (xlCXC) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:48 PM (qJtVm) 216
....So she decided to go "on vacation" to the US -- and then never returned to Iran! She enrolled in an American college and as of today is now playing in -- the United States Women's Chess Championships!....
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:34 PM (42M22) ---------------------- Dog whistle! Admit it. You're suggesting that this is the type of immigrant we want, aren't you? Which is just a sneaky way of saying that there are certain immigrants you DON'T want. If I am not mistaken, this makes you a Nazi. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2018 06:48 PM (0jtPF) 217
Isn't that unlucky ?
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:47 PM (U58ZN) ====================== One would think. Ridiculous to have 26 people in your wedding party. That's just nuts. Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4) 218
GW, did you like that BW show?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 06:49 PM (PUmDY) 219
Other lines are similar.
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:43 PM (42M22) Exactly. Nice summation. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:50 PM (xlCXC) 220
No, it's worse than that.
That sex tape that put her on the map was leaked by *her mother* who arranged the filming and subsequent leaking in advance. Try and wrap your head around that. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 06:25 PM (xlCXC) That is one version, but I don't think it was quite that diabolical. Iirc, when Kim was dating some guy named Ray J, they made a tape. Once she became semi#famous on KUWTK, he decided to cash in. Since it was out there anyway, or going to be, her Mom made sure she got some $ from it, bcz it was too late to claw it back. Now, I haven't followed closely, but I find that the Mom had it filmed & leaked in advance too much to accept. I know Kris is diabolical, but they already had their TV show. She did, however, encourage Kim to pose for Playboy. And Kris did also. She's a strange kinda mom. More like a sister. Those girls are set for life financially, but none of them have healthy relationships with men. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 06:50 PM (Ze9kt) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:50 PM (qJtVm) 222
"She wore a brand New Jersey"
Another variation for those who like bad puns: If Miss Issippi lent Miss Ouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska! Posted by: Secret Square at April 21, 2018 06:50 PM (9WuX0) 223
GW, did you like that BW show?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 06:49 PM (PUmDY) ================= I didn't get to finish it because, husband. But I liked the first third or it that I did see. I'll have to bookmark it. Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:51 PM (lwiT4) 224
If the King doesn't take the bishop, he has two moves to choose from: Ke5 or Ke4. But, if he goes Ke4, he will get checked by the white knight's next move on his way to the pawn. So, he goes Ke5. That let's him get his queen, but he immediately gets forked.
1.Bc4+ Ke5 2.Nd2 g1=Q 3.Nf3+ Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 21, 2018 06:51 PM (pvjTE) 225
One would think. Ridiculous to have 26 people in your wedding party. That's just nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger Coulda been worse, I guess; There coulda been 13 grooms. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:52 PM (U58ZN) 226
Will the groom be sacrificed after the nuptials?
======================= He looked like kind of a dweeb. I bet he wouldn't put up much of a fight. Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:52 PM (lwiT4) 227
One would think. Ridiculous to have 26 people in your wedding party. That's just nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger Coulda been worse, I guess; There coulda been 13 grooms. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:52 PM (U58ZN) They could do a playing cards theme thing. I guess that could be pretty lame though. So... never mind. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (y87Qq) 228
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4)
I hope they got a "rent a clergy" for that or asked their friend who got "ordained" online to do it, because most ministers I know don't really enjoy doing weddings, and will all that faff-uuugh. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (tpDAe) 229
169 Kardashians are a coven
They are? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2018 06:28 PM (tpDAe) It's a joke partly because of how their husbands turn out. Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (hMwEB) 230
221. Not all at once, but, yeah, most likely.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL) 231
One would think. Ridiculous to have 26 people in your wedding party. That's just nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger Coulda been worse, I guess; There coulda been 13 grooms. - Of various genders. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (+y/Ru) 232
The media scum would be in constant orgasm if Melania were a Democratic FLOTUS.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 05:42 PM (nBr1j) I saw an article a couple of days ago that some idiot wrote that Melania is trying to follow in Aunt Esther's fashion footsteps. The comments just tore the idiot apart Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2018 06:53 PM (SiINZ) 233
Kardashians are a coven
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (hMwEB) Of whores Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2018 06:54 PM (SiINZ) 234
Dog whistle!
Admit it. You're suggesting that this is the type of immigrant we want, aren't you? Which is just a sneaky way of saying that there are certain immigrants you DON'T want. If I am not mistaken, this makes you a Nazi. Posted by: Margarita DeVille A Nazi, perhaps, but t least a Nazi with good taste in women! But seriously, this isn't a "dog whistle" -- I just come right out and day we should let in all the sexy ladies from whatever country they happen to have been born in. All the patriotic American men here: Raise your hand if you're perfectly OK with allowing all the most beautiful woman from Mexico, Nigeria and Iran to emigrate to the US. (Everyone silently raises their hands.) See? Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:54 PM (42M22) 235
Regarding Polgar:
google THE ATOMIC BOMB CONSIDERED AS HUNGARIAN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT for a slatestarcodex article. ... I don't know how to do the tiny-linky thing.... fa great article about the Hungarian Jews. turning those girls into chess champs was probably not difficult. A subset of the Budapest Jews are so much smarter than the rest of us, they might as well be considered a separate species. Or Martians. (see article) Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 06:55 PM (SS/La) 236
Fen - this one was lakeside and the restaurant is pretty fancy, so maybe the clergyman will get a nice meal.
Posted by: grammie winger - the snow is melting - at April 21, 2018 06:55 PM (lwiT4) 237
Which is just a sneaky way of saying that there are certain immigrants you DON'T want.
Let's face it; there are a finite # of lawns in the US. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:55 PM (U58ZN) 238
How many kids would ace US history if they swapped out say, the Civil War with Kardashian genealogy? Hey, it might be worth a try amirite?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 06:55 PM (n13/j) 239
*for* a great article damn it
Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 06:55 PM (SS/La) 240
"Hillary's Deleted Emails Found, Court Orders Them RELEASED"
E-mails are hard to get rid of. Hillary's 33,000 lost e-mails would likely prove Clinton Cash Pay for Play, with Huma at point, and maybe even more. Weiner's laptop could also prove a lot. Either would help show how the Comey-led FBI tanked the Hillary investigation. Sanctimonious Fuckhead Jimmay Drama has never made a big decision except to calculate how best to advance his career. He was going to be AG; Loretta was going to be the first black woman on SCOTUS. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 06:56 PM (pV/54) 241
Kardashians are a coven
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 06:27 PM (hMwEB) Of whores - I thought the plural noun for whores is a succubus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:57 PM (+y/Ru) 242
Melania doesn't shop at Old Navy or wherever.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (PUmDY) 243
241. Sorority.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (SS/La) 245
I thought the plural noun for whores is a succubus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 06:57 PM (+y/Ru) The collective noun would be 'an opulence of succubi'. http://wondermark.com/566/ Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (y87Qq) Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (U58ZN) 247
The Mounds.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 06:46 PM (qJtVm) ISWYDT. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 06:59 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 21, 2018 07:00 PM (y3aQB) 249
The collective noun would be 'an opulence of succubi'.
-- Nice! And maybe a "copulence of incubi" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 07:00 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 07:01 PM (U58ZN) 251
I wonder if the movie thread will stomp this nerd party like Godzilla traipsing through Tokyo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 07:01 PM (qJtVm) 252
Anonysaurus:
In a faculty meeting once, an English prof scoffed at us scientists "even knowing what the Canterbury Tales are" So I stood and recited the Prolouge, in M.E., up till he gets to the Tabard, and starts listing the whole troop. My collleague then tells her "don't screw with us lady... we're scientists". I doubt she got the Ghostbusters reference... Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 07:03 PM (SS/La) 253
Nice! And maybe a "copulence of incubi"
And if they were morbidly obese.... "a corpulence of blubberabi" Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 07:03 PM (U58ZN) 254
Her emails are floating around in space somewhere
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 07:03 PM (aC6Sd) 255
I wonder if the movie thread will stomp this nerd party like Godzilla traipsing through Tokyo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, I must confess, I don't know much about modern flicks, so its hit or miss with me. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 07:05 PM (U58ZN) 256
But seriously, this isn't a "dog whistle" -- I just come right out and day we should let in all the sexy ladies from whatever country they happen to have been born in.
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:54 PM (42M22) I happen to agree. It just turns out that this was Ali G's solution - "let in all the fit refugees and turn away all the rank ones". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie5H8Ki3x8A Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 07:07 PM (8gDQu) 257
"A subset of the Budapest Jews are so much smarter
than the rest of us, they might as well be considered a separate species" John von Neumann gets my vote as the smartest guy of the 20th Century because of his seminal contributions to so many fields. He calculated in his head over a cup of coffee, the math of how A-bomb critical mass would work. He started Game Theory with John Nash to take a break from his harder stuff. Which led to his Mutually Assured Destruction to avoid a hot Cold War. And the list goes on. Liked a good joke at cocktail parties. Converted to Catholicism to hedge his bets. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 07:07 PM (pV/54) 258
252 Anonysaurus:
In a faculty meeting once, an English prof scoffed at us scientists "even knowing what the Canterbury Tales are" So I stood and recited the Prolouge, in M.E., up till he gets to the Tabard, and starts listing the whole troop. My collleague then tells her "don't screw with us lady... we're scientists". I doubt she got the Ghostbusters reference... Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 07:03 PM (SS/La) I think the kids call that a pwning. Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 07:07 PM (n13/j) 259
The most disgusting example of capitalism is Kim Kardashian getting up to 65,000 for a tweet about liking a product.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 07:08 PM (2DOZq) 260
See? Posted by: zombie When the solids hit the air conditioning in Europe, I volunteer to take in all the Oktoberfest waitress refugees. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2018 07:08 PM (6vVAs) 261
I have heard that Buda is much nicer than Pest.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 21, 2018 07:09 PM (PUmDY) 262
The most disgusting example of capitalism is Kim Kardashian getting up to 65,000 for a tweet about liking a product.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 07:08 PM (2DOZq) "Great capacity and they don't stink when they're full. Depends" @HillaryClinton Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at April 21, 2018 07:10 PM (kLBhp) 263
5 I wonder if the movie thread will stomp this nerd party like Godzilla traipsing through Tokyo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, More like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pounding through NYC. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 07:11 PM (Ze9kt) 264
The most disgusting example of capitalism is Kim Kardashian getting up to 65,000 for a tweet about liking a product.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 21, 2018 07:08 PM (2DOZq) Why anyone would even care if they were alive or dead is beyond me. Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2018 07:11 PM (SiINZ) 265
I don't follow or pay any attention to the Kardiwhores. But their stories are pasted everywhere like mold. Apparently one of them who just had a kid was cheated on by her pro atherlete boyfriend. Shocker that a pro athlete would do that! I just don't get why people give anything over zero fucks to these talentless ho's. It's a sad statement on society.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2018 07:11 PM (EDSlc) 266
"Great capacity and they don't stink when they're full. Depends"
Whoa. I'm glad that wasn't posted on the food thread. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 07:12 PM (U58ZN) 267
John von Neumann gets my vote as the smartest guy of the 20th Century because of his seminal contributions to so many fields. It's been said that it was good that von Neumann, Szilard, Teller, etc. made good in the US because in Hungary they would be considered quite average. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2018 07:12 PM (6vVAs) 268
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 07:07 PM (pV/54)
Von Neumann was considered a super-genius of a different sort ... even among the rest of the people at the Advanced Institute. BTW, he developed Game Theory with Oscar Morganstern. Nash was much later. Von Neumann, by himself, shaped a huge part of the 20th century. His PhD thesis was a radical reformulation of Set Theory that presaged the advent of Category Theory and the biggest change of Math through the 20th century. Of course, we all still operate on computers built on Von Neumann architecture. The guy was truly something else. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 07:12 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 07:12 PM (SS/La) 270
Nood movies.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 21, 2018 07:12 PM (xlCXC) 271
I wonder if the movie thread will stomp this nerd party like Godzilla traipsing through Tokyo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris movie thread is less likely to stomp this thread like godzilla than it is to lure everyone from this thread with the promise and performance of countless blowjobs. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2018 07:13 PM (6vVAs) 273
you know the best thing about that melania pic is her shoes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (MTjB1) 274
234---See?
Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2018 06:54 PM (42M22) ---------------------- Honestly, I run into a great many moonbats that get very touchy when you relate stories of immigrants who have any kind of excellence attached to them. If you praise legal immigrants who bring something to contribute, the inference is that you are looking down on illegals who... don't. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (0jtPF) 275
I don't care if people like to read about pop culture figures it that is what they like to do. Whatever floats your boat. I am sure most would think it odd of me to be reading about the French and Indian War. I mean, everyone knows the French beat the Indians so who cares?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (n13/j) 276
If there is not a mom and pop exterminator business
in Budapest called "Buda Peste", ...humor is dead. Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (SS/La) 277
to lure everyone from this thread with the promise and performance of countless blowjobs
I musta missed that movie thread. Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (U58ZN) 278
This is the big weekend that Amy Schumer's hilarious "I Feel Pretty" bombs in the theaters.
*clink* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (kLBhp) 279
I mean, everyone knows the French beat the Indians so who cares?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (n13/j) The French? I thought the Cubs beat the Indians in the World Series Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (SiINZ) 280
>>>John von Neumann gets my vote as the smartest guy of the 20th Century because of his seminal contributions to so many fields.
We wouldn't all be sitting here chatting so enjoyably if it weren't for Bill Gates. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (/qEW2) 281
I don't care if people like to read about pop culture figures it that is what they like to do. Whatever floats your boat. I am sure most would think it odd of me to be reading about the French and Indian War. I mean, everyone knows the French beat the Indians so who cares?
Posted by: Quint at April where is the fun in simply accepting every stupid thing people do? sometimes it is the best for everyone if stupid is called out and ridiculed. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1) 282
Eh, anyway, Gödel would get my vote.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 07:17 PM (/qEW2) 283
The collective noun would be 'an opulence of succubi'.
http://wondermark.com/566/ Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 06:58 PM (y87Qq) bookmarking that site Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 07:18 PM (hMwEB) 284
Swann stumbles into the Ladies Room:
Lil: This is for ladies only! Alan Swann: [unzipping fly] So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 07:18 PM (qJtVm) 285
We wouldn't all be sitting here chatting so enjoyably if it weren't for Bill Gates.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (/qEW2) Why not? DOS wasn't the only operating system around. It was more the advent of IBM clones than anything Gates did. Apple almost got, rightfully, destroyed because they wouldn't license anything. Shame they didn't get crushed. Gates was a good businessman and DOS/Windows is fine, but the world would have chugged along just as well, if not better, with some other operating systems getting the lion's share. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 07:18 PM (8gDQu) 286
279 I mean, everyone knows the French beat the Indians so who cares?
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 07:14 PM (n13/j) The French? I thought the Cubs beat the Indians in the World Series Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 21, 2018 07:15 PM (SiINZ) Oh I thought it was the Expos, the French thing was just slang. BTW, and know offense, but Cubs beating the Indians? I mean, c'mon, that is like "Well someone has to win this thing" Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 07:19 PM (n13/j) 287
bookmarking that site
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 07:18 PM (hMwEB) lovelovelove wondermark. Such a good comic. Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 07:22 PM (y87Qq) 288
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in Just- spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee and eddieandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it's spring when the world is puddle-wonderful the queer old balloonman whistles far and wee and bettyandisbel come dancing from hop-scotch and jump-rope and it's spring and the goat-footed balloonMan whistles far and wee Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 07:24 PM (xGMkv) 289
Gates was smart and lucky in business. He wasn't a super-genius. In fact, he tried to jump into higher-level math at Harvard and got his ass kicked.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 07:24 PM (pV/54) 290
Gates didn't even write DOS. He knew IBM was looking for something and bought it off another guy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 21, 2018 07:26 PM (pV/54) 291
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movie thread is less likely to stomp this thread like godzilla than it is to lure everyone from this thread with the promise and performance of countless blowjobs. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 21, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1) You're taking OM's "Nood movies" comment way too literally. Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 07:26 PM (sdi6R) 292
Is this the 4-D ass and chess thread?
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 07:35 PM (J7XgW) 293
>>>It was more the advent of IBM clones than anything Gates did. Apple almost got, rightfully, destroyed because they wouldn't license anything.
Hah. I remember growing up with the funny shaped Apple ][e. I guess they were a bit stingy about licensing to others. And Windows 3 was torture. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 07:48 PM (/qEW2) 294
Yes, more Melania in the Dress Pr0n!
Posted by: logprof at April 21, 2018 08:12 PM (e7oj4) 295
So has my motion been carried?
Posted by: logprof at April 21, 2018 08:13 PM (e7oj4) 296
Melania is Elegant. What a change from the Wookie.
Posted by: Jorge at April 21, 2018 08:56 PM (zSLqp) 297
I'm confused about the more challenging problem when Black decides not to take the knight.
After the solution's 1. Bc4+! Ke4 2. Bd5+ Kxd5 3. Nd2, why not g1=Q for black? Posted by: Ironwood at April 22, 2018 08:08 AM (3T/nT) 298
Parents that steal their childrens' lives for self promotion should be hung.
Posted by: ripley at April 22, 2018 09:03 AM (NLEnr) 299
Gates didn't even write DOS. He knew IBM was looking for something and bought it off another guy.
and that guy was infringing on CP/M copyrights. Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2018 09:43 AM (yQpMk) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.039 seconds. |
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