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The Morning Rant
"Look, I shouldn't have to spell this out, but sometimes kids are born with 6 fingers and toes, or maybe even no arms or legs. Heck, I once knew a guy who had, like, 10 or 12 nipples. No lie. They were all over his back, and some of them were obviously malformed. Big deal. These things happen. But these genetic anomalies are just that: anomalies. It doesn't mean there's some sort of "spectrum" of digitalism, and they're all normal. And it's certainly no reason to organize the Nipple Liberation Front and agitate for special privileges such as you get to take cuts in line and also help yourself to other people's money."
Tom Arnold, Racist:
And Speaking of Earf Day: Who is really responsible for saving the whales? a) GreenPeace
b) a random assortment of smelly hippie protestors.
c) international "law"
d) John D. Rockefeller The answer is, of course, (d) John D. Rockefeller:
Whale oil provided the lighting to read the breakthrough novel of 1870, the story of Captain Nemo in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. That was also the year of the foundation of Standard Oil. The result of that foundation is that we didn’t hunt the whales to extinction, but instead turned to kerosene to light the latter part of the 19th century, moving to electricity only in the 20th.The lesson is obvious:
It really isn’t hyperbole to insist that John D. Rockefeller saved the whales by his making mineral oil products so much cheaper than the cetacean-derived equivalent.
We need to be as viciously capitalist and free market as we can to save the planet.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 23, 2018 11:10 AM (BHXAq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:13 AM (pQplJ)
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What Sparked The FBI Probe
EXCLUSIVE: In Private, Trump Aide George Papadopoulos Denies Collusion
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 23, 2018 11:14 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:14 AM (pQplJ)
Why are we shaming helicopters?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tonypete
Hard red winter wheat?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (pQplJ)
Posted by: NCKate at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (bCtf/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (7HtZB)
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Stand bravely defiant in the face of reality?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:15 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (4ugnK)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2018 11:14 AM
Better make it scotch then.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (0tfLf)
https://tinyurl.com/y6vuoptz
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (TsEOV)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (cI1kk)
Greg Abbott has got to go.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nipple Liberation Front at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (RUbKA)
I'd have pity, but based on what I've seen of people like this, she wants people dead for being Christian, a Trump supporter, using the wrong pronoun, etc.
Weaponized mental illness.
Yeah, "she" because I don't care.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (7HtZB)
And that has to terrify the left, they have to destroy this woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/y6vuoptz
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM (TsEOV)
We'll accept Nevergiveup but I don't think he would consider it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (4ugnK)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
You can buy the factory seconds cheap at the factory tour gift store.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (DMV0v)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)
Rosanne never signed a prenup with Arnold so he whacked her for 50 million in the divorce. So I doubt he works anymore.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (O5Q3r)
Greg Abbott has got to go.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM
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.
.Agree. And he shouldn't be that way based on where he was born and raised.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (+Dllb)
OrigamiMuse left us alone?
* pulls apart Bic pen, begins chewing paper *
* looks around thread for someone to hit with spitball *
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (LOgQ4)
Any man uses made up pronouns unironically gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (cI1kk)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
You can buy the factory seconds cheap at the factory tour gift store.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
What are their pronouns?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (+lVUW)
Compare and contrast this with the Beast's statement, 'I felt so bad that people had to hide their support for me'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: tu3031
working up the nerve to eat out Rosanne, I think the dude might have PTSD
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (FZYNt)
The world is full of crazy people.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (GdWl+)
Okay, I'll grant you that, but he did nothing good for American literature. Where is Moby Dick II? Huh?
Posted by: pep at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM (wW03z)
Sex scene with creepy non-binary person.
*shudders*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM
No, but Mrs D made me watch Instinct.
A pretty good program except for pushing the homosexual relationship in our faces. Can't they just tell a good story without all the background crap?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (DMV0v)
27 The Pinochet nexus.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (T71PA)
You can't really throw people out of a Cobra. You need a bigger chopper, like an HH-53
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM
I can vouch for the first. Got rickrolled on PronHub once. Can't un-see that.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (LOgQ4)
Searching Candace Owens ... images ...
... yep. She's a One.
I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (nhgiS)
1. Funny how bullying is accepted behaviour when its against something you hate
2. I will confess to masturbating a whole fuck of a lot to her back in the '90's
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (FZYNt)
"Spectrum" has become one of those words I hate, like "paradigm" and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
You'll like this usage of the word even better: it's the name of our largest cable provider down here. BTW, they suck, hugely.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (QFnhZ)
Posted by: Shaun King at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (s/WhH)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)
Sorry... I live in Central Valley Calif.
The ratio of Hot to Not Women here is probably 1 to 10.... or 1 to 15.... (obesity epidemic).
I would rather NOT see Ugly Women go topless...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (cI1kk)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (0tfLf)
No. You cannot be allowed to escape the indoctrination.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK)
But keep on doing your best to make us feel unwelcome.
Posted by: Big V at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (ZvLtE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (DMV0v)
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Diagram probably done by someone at Boeing and calling the AH-1 a mental illness.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM
See the movie Predestination. It is very different and not in a gross way.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
You can buy the factory seconds cheap at the factory tour gift store.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
What are their pronouns?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Nom/nom/nom
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:25 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:21 AM
I'm thinking I'll need a bigger pole and heavier test line. Probably have to stop by the zoo and pick up a baby seal for bait.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)
Wow. He should date Cher.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 11:25 AM (+lVUW)
...and then it's repeated on some blog I follow...! Same way I only hear about most Hollyweird, LaughingStock Media, and other newsworthies' utterances and activities.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't touch my elevator at April 23, 2018 11:25 AM (RUbKA)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (DSlVW)
illuminated by electric light, and well-illuminated at that. Professor
Arronax, the narrator in the novel, goes at great lengths discussing his
suppositions as to the nature of the apparatus that makes the light.
IIRC, the vessel also had a brilliant searchlight which could be used
while surfaced or submerged, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:25 AM
.
.
.Didn't he also have several different battery powered weapons to?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (uLuPn)
Put them on a repelling hook?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (Q7M5N)
"Spectrum" has become one of those words I hate, like "paradigm"
and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making
shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
=====
Those are good ones, but the one that did it to me was years ago Educrats using 'rubric' constantly.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (MIKMs)
No. No, they can't.
Also watched "Strike Back" for free on Cinemax this weekend because it's about fighting terrorism with minimal PC crap. But in the 'behind the scenes' stuff after an episode, the comments from the producer (I think?), saw that he is a cross-dresser or trans (obvious male dressed as a woman). Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Fish like to rappel?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: IC at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (cI1kk)
(both male and female genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having
neither male or female genetalia or internal organs).
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Such people don't belong on that chart, because they have genuine physical conditions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Oh.... they are on there.... see that little dot a the apex of where the various categories meet?
Its just so small that you can't see it.... because there are so few OF that actual category.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/y6vuoptz
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2018 11:16 AM
When a northeasterner, Californian, Chicagoan tells me they are thinking of moving here I tell them about the heat, mosquitos, snakes, tornados, hurricanes, floods and Commanches.
Posted by: Lester at April 23, 2018 11:28 AM (LfJIn)
One. Human. We recognize that there are many ethnic backgrounds for humans and break them down into three basic "racial" categories of caucasoid, negroid, and mongoloid.
Some Jews really hate it when you mention they're in the caucasoid ethnic group (so do racists).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:28 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 11:28 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at April 23, 2018 11:28 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: IC at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (sCN2W)
Ugh. That's based on a Heinlein short story, right? Messed up.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
Candace Owen had Kanye giving her a shout out on twitter for her stand. Kanye. Imagine that.
Yeah, I bet Kanye didn't even know what planet he tweeted that from he was so blasted.
Bet he's trying to figure out how badly he fvcked up today and how to get out of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (GdWl+)
Twain just needs to shut up and wear lingerie.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:20 AM (+Dllb)
Nobody nominally on the Right wants to win, because winning will entail liquidation.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:30 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (GdWl+)
He can blame it on another breakdown. People would understand considering the family he married into.
Posted by: IC at April 23, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
We'll mine the other planets later.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (ctuyM)
Make Mars our bitch!
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 11:31 AM (MIKMs)
I used to be active on an anglican forum, and once some assclown, "Zoe Brain" who was an actual rocket scientist would post there in favor of transgenderism. Zoe was a guy, but because of some genetic disorder he grew tits and got the operation, and his wife stayed with him.
His thing was to conflate *genetic* disorders with *psychological* disorders which involved no physical deviations from the sex "assigned" at birth. He did this in the context of inbred Palestinians who were raised female but had non-descended genetalia due to inbreeding. I pointed out to him that he was conflating two separate issues, but he never responded.
The thing is, refute these idiots on whatever forum and they will run away because they have no good answers.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:31 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)
That.....thing.....No. Words. "Owlkin?"
I guess I'm slow, because I haven't figured out my "otherkin" yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
__________________
Not mine. My corgis are all dead. Dead, dead, dead. I buried the last one, Willow, last week. I've been breeding corgis for 14 generations, and owned them since I was 7, but it's all over now.
I'm old and can't have little dogs running around under my feet, since they might trip me and cause me to break a hip, or something worse.
So no more Corgis. > It's the end of an era.
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (fqUgw)
(both male and female genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having
neither male or female genetalia or internal organs).
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Such people don't belong on that chart, because they have genuine physical conditions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM
.
.
.
.Yep and for that 0.00001% of the population, the Medical Profession steps in and does not force them to make a permanent gender decision until they are ready to.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (+Dllb)
And from evolutionary theory, we find many remnants and relic of proto-humans.
Ice backs, tulip-peddling dike wogs, gypsies, and the Irish, to name the four most commonly encountered types.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (cI1kk)
(both male and female genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having neither male or female genetalia or internal organs).
Yeah there are some people whose bodies are so messed up they don't fit into a neat category. And I have no problem with them trying to figure out who they are and what they will live as: they're not plainly one or the other. But they still will pick a side and stick with it, as seems to best fit their inclination and tendencies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (39g3+)
Please.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (r9UYA)
and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making
shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
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Somebody needs to work on their intersectionality.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making
shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
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Those are good ones, but the one that did it to me was years ago Educrats using 'rubric' constantly.
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For me it's "intersectionality."
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (t41dG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (+Dllb)
He may have done. I do recall some unusual weapons in the story.
Just think. The Nautilus was steam punk before steam punk was a thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (Q7M5N)
That.....thing.....No. Words. "Owlkin?"
I guess I'm slow, because I haven't figured out my "otherkin" yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
So.... she finally answered the musical question...
/starts to sing...
Whoooo are you... who who... who who....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Gridlock at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (5G252)
"Spectrum" has become one of those words I hate, like "paradigm"
and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making
shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
You'll like this usage of the word even better: it's the name of our largest cable provider down here. BTW, they suck, hugely.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (GdWl+)
I can vouch for that; they suck.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (uLuPn)
Oblahblah made it possible for you to petition for same-sex alien fiancé under a k-1 visa.
How much oil can one render from a manatee? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (nBr1j)
Well I mean people born without ordinary human bits are not normal but they're still human. If I'm born without any legs or seven fingers on each hand, that's pretty obviously abnormal, but its just a physical variation rather than some special new category of human.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (39g3+)
But with manchin and that that other dem broad likely to vote for him in the senate, he will be confirmed.
But what a disgrace. Fuck the RINOs, The Left, and Rand Paul
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (5y11N)
Do you consider Canadians to be human?
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Don't forget "strategic".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (8gDQu)
and "empowerment". These words are used by people who are just making
shit up and want it to sound legitimate.
=====
Those are good ones, but the one that did it to me was years ago Educrats using 'rubric' constantly.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (MIKMs)
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CalculusProtocolsStakeholders
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 11:35 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:35 AM (Q7M5N)
Can some of the leftist mob help me out?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2018 11:35 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Stop the bloviating.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (9TK8E)
A pretty good program except for pushing the homosexual relationship
in our faces. Can't they just tell a good story without all the
background crap?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (0tfLf)
No. You cannot be allowed to escape the indoctrination.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK)
You'll also find more gay relationships in movies and TV at a ratio that is at least 10x higher than what it is in real life.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
They are hatkin.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (uLuPn)
"Nuts!" said the Queen, "If I had them I'd be King."
Another classic joke overtaken by leftist insanity.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (DSlVW)
Or Evil
Posted by: Harry at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (32zU9)
Don't forget "strategic".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (8gDQu)
"Core values"
(yes it's two words. I don't give a fuck)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (cI1kk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Now that's a robust, stable, best-in-class, customer-centric platform I can support.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
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Someone's going to make a lot of money when they figure out fusion reactors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (aFMSC)
There are hermaphrodites (both male and female genitals)...
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM
See the movie Predestination. It is very different and not in a gross way.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (T71PA)
Yeah, my brother told me about it. Sounds rather disturbing in an Austin Powers time-travel non-gay way.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2018 11:37 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Better, no?
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 11:38 AM (If3tB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:38 AM (GdWl+)
Searching Candace Owens ... images ...
... yep. She's a One.
I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 11:22 AM (nhgiS)
__________
Come on she's not a 1/10
She's young and thin. She's not particularly attractive and has a masculine personality.
5/10
Posted by: Shaun King at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (s/WhH)
Just reading that makes my heart hate a little more.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Henry Ford saved the horses.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (7uYFy)
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When you hear these words, hold on to your wallet.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (hLRSq)
rubric of my organization to identify synergies and stress points, after
which I leveraged my core competencies and put my boot up HR's ass.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
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LOL. Perfect demonstration of your intersectionality.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (MIKMs)
looked at the rubric of my organization to identify synergies and
stress points, after which I leveraged my core competencies and put my
boot up HR's ass.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Stop the bloviating.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM
.
.
.
.Without further prevarication.....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (s/WhH)
That diagram is correct. We are all fucking nuts.
Except for Minnie Mouse. She's fucking Goofy.
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (uLuPn)
I'm sorry, but I have to disagree; Minnie fucking Goofy is on the sexual orientation n-space, under inter-species relations.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (gjGvH)
genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having neither male or
female genetalia or internal organs).<<<
There is also the F-35 Lightning II. You could easily put that one right smack-dab in the center.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
I bet those are on there, just not labeled.. Given that the Male and Female circles each represent on the order of 4 billion people. The two categories listed above are likely sub-pixel in size.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (hLRSq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts
Furries.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM
We few, we happy few, we band of...Xers?
Somehow it just doesn't work.
That said, I have gone to war with several women on my team and I'd gladly do so again.
...we band of brothers and sisters.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)
Or Evil
Posted by: Harry at April 23, 2018 11:36 AM (32zU9)
Chaotic evil, neutral evil & lawful evil.
:rolls d20:
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (s/WhH)
You should maybe wash them. Couldn't hurt!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (y87Qq)
If you have a request which you would like to keep private I am happy to pray for it-as long as you're not asking me to petition God to provide you with sexy girls with big racks for illicit adult activities. ;^) .No can do :^), although I could pray for a nice praying partner for your life. Just let me know that you don't want it published on the prayer circle.
Any questions please contact me.
It is a pleasure and a privilege to pray and Scriptures-both Jewish and Christian- say that we should lift our petitions to God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (tpDAe)
Every discipline and group creates their own vocabulary with words to describe things specific to their interest and work. We have "nood, corgies, rons, ettes, two weeks," etc here.
That much is fine, and even necessary. The problems arise when the words stop being tools and become signals or worse, tricks. Like the middle manager Bill Lumbergh who spouts actualize, cloudify, best-of-breed, B2B, meta-services, and so on. That's not because these words best describe technical aspects or are part of the culture, but because he thinks they make him sound intelligent, important, and that they are powerful.
Academics use words like "intersectionality" and "transgression" not out of necessity to describe or be accurate, but because they are tools to control, dominate, silence, and manipulate people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:40 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Or was he the pig on Green Acres?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM
Totes understand. Only a beautiful topless woman can stop an ugly topless woman, which is why I've made myself available to you on the internet.
Bing me!
Posted by: Lena at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)
rubric of my organization to identify synergies and stress points, after
which I leveraged my core competencies and put my boot up HR's ass.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM
Time to retire. I actually understood that.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
That's a lot of extra words
Tom is really angry that some idiot taught an uppity black woman how to read and write
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (lKyWE)
29 Chart is ALMOST right. There are hermaphrodites (both male and female
genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having neither male or
female genetalia or internal organs).
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Oh.... they are on there.... see that little dot a the apex of where the various categories meet?
Its just so small that you can't see it.... because there are so few OF that actual category.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
True, and the "asexuals" would be in the outside space.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (5NMZN)
he's been tweeting about thought police and demonizing people
now he's tweeting aboutbhis Tesla
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (cI1kk)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)
Probably not the best idea to be dating dogs unless you vote Democrat.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)
Was her name Fido?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 23, 2018 11:42 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (tpDAe)
She's young and thin. She's not particularly attractive and has a masculine personality.
5/10
Posted by: Shaun King at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (s/WhH)
Aha! Proof that Shaun King is, in fact, black. Cannot understand binary arithmetic.
/ (in case it's not apparent)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
The roots of the word are Helic (spiral) Opter (winged).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (39g3+)
He's having a yuge flashback to the last eight years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Didn't Tom Arnold play the guy who owned the hamburger joint on Happy Days?
Or was he the pig on Green Acres?
He wasn't the stuttering dude who lived inside a computer?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (GdWl+)
King Rat. There can be only one.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)
Was her name Fido?
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Renee. She was a cheerleader. Other than the six nipples and washing machine mouth she was quite desirable.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM
.
.
.was she by any chance an actual dog?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (o7tuA)
....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
I can vouch for that; they suck.
Posted by: jim
They used to be called Charter, which I can confirm, sucked and sucks still.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (39g3+)
After OM so kindly featured my novel (Shagging, Shooting & Death) in the content section of yesterday's prestigious, pants-required Sunday Book Thread. Sharp increase in Kindle sales went on all day & even through the night, which likely means people overseas or insomniacs were ordering it (Kindle version is on sale for $4.99). So thank you, thank you, THANK YOU SO MUCH for helping get the word out about the book. It means more than I can say. Have a great day everyone!
Posted by: biblio at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (6FY0P)
Those days are long gone.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (2kiKp)
Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (F4yCY)
He's having a yuge flashback to the last eight years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
He should shut up and get back to zoo keeping.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)
-much more high.....????
Posted by: GRAMMAR NAZIS at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (2LelM)
John D. Rockefeller saved the whales, but so did Thomas Edison by inventing the light bulb.
Henry Ford saved the horses.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (7uYFy)
Steve Jobs killed the phone booth.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
Niche pr0n
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
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Can Tom read and write? Or, did his assistant write that tweet for him?
Do unemployed actors even have assistants? Everyone else in Hollywood does.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (rBnYq)
LOL. Eat it dems.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (r9UYA)
Who's Tom Arnold?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (nBr1j)
A pig, but not the one from "Green Acres".
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (K2aKX)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (zSVEm)
He's having a yuge flashback to the last eight years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Wasn't that "kitchen table" bullshit a thing in the '90's?
I remember Mike Barnicle and Chris Matthews always bringing up that hoary cliche about families "sitting around the kitchen table" discussing issues.
It would be nice if families actually DID sit around the kitchen table instead of staring into their iPhones.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (7uYFy)
.was she by any chance an actual dog?
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That would be eight nipples.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (2LelM)
Maybe she was on the dog nipple spectrum.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
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Wow... what a shocker.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (8XRCm)
After spending two weeks in Washington, DC, I stumbled across this piece of incredible wisdom.
The last thing that Whoa Fat wants is war.
The ABSOLUTE last thing he wants is war, and not because of what the USA will do to him.
It's what his own Generals and Colonels may do to him.
If there is war, he will have to release tons of weapons and vehicles to them in order to defend the country.
That is an impossible situation for him because right now HE controls all of the weapons.
If he releases his weapons to the very men he has oppressed and humiliated and threatened for their entire life, he won't live through the first afternoon of the war.
Stand tough, DJT.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (ATVNj)
And abnormalize normality. They want to present normality as elite and "privileged," and abnormality as normal and ordinary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Matthew Hopkins at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (DSlVW)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)
Video killed the radio star.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)
Motorola killed the phone booth.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (2kiKp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 11:47 AM (K2aKX)
Also an affordable modular LO multirole fighter!
...in #twoweeks
Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (y87Qq)
I think that was Benedict Arnold. Famed far and wide for his egg, ham, and muffin sandwiches.
Sadly, he committed suicide after McDonalds ripped off his recipe and started calling it "Egg McMuffin" rather than "Eggs Benedict", the original name.
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (Q7M5N)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (EyPfd)
there is a spectrum on autism. Some people with it are much more high
functioning than others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (tpDAe)
"Spectrum" is the wrong word to be using. It would be more precise to state that there is a continuum between normal and profoundly autistic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (efC8N)
The intersectionalities of the spectral paradigms, empowered stakeholders, and various modalities of standardized protocols, call into question the calculus previously utilized within the limited binomial parameters in the study of varied ecosystems sequestered within the larger cosmos of available kinetic possibilities for decisioning, propositioning, and conditioning. Hence, the need for reparations.
Now, who can argue with that? Not only was that some genuine Progressive gibberish, it was what clearly needed to be said.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:48 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (8gDQu)
I owe you a Coke.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (2kiKp)
Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (mXG82)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (jZJbV)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:43 AM (7uYFy)
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Wrong. That is just one penis split in two.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Continuing the meme at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
Senile dementia. It's not just for old people anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (NWiLs)
Henry Ford saved the horses.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:39 AM (7uYFy)
Steve Jobs killed the phone booth.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)
And the calendar, the camera, clocks, watches, and porn DVDs....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jon Anderson at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (6qfo/)
Posted by: tu3031
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well considering Arnold is a massive cokehead, most of that money went to his dealer
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (y3aQB)
I can vouch for that; they suck.
I call them "Speculum."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:38 AM (GdWl+)
I just drop the SP and move the R to the front.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (gjGvH)
Well, you gotta believe that your typical 108 year old is gonna be rocking some serious Alzheimers.
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (Q7M5N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:41 AM (2LelM)
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Renee. She was a cheerleader. Other than the six nipples and washing machine mouth she was quite desirable.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 11:44 AM
If you wanted a large family, she might have been quite fecund, with a predilection for triplets.
Most mammals follow the formula of n = 2 x (litter size), where n equals the number of nipples.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Continuing the meme at April 23, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf)
It would be a real time-saver.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (tpDAe)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (zSVEm)
The wailings of a washed-up semi-comedian with zero intellectual brain activity.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (oiNtH)
Except for Minnie Mouse. She's fucking Goofy.
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 11:26 AM (uLuPn)
Which she is shown doing in the famous Realist cartoon from the 1960s "The Disneyland Memorial Orgy." NSFW, obviously.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 11:51 AM (kqsXK)
/starts to sing...
Whoooo are you... who who... who who....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:33 AM (NgKpN)
Ok, I admit it I LOL'd.
Posted by: Tom Baker at April 23, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 11:52 AM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 11:52 AM (K2aKX)
'Positivity'
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)
So according to this aren't there more multi-nipple people than actual gay people? There's a # in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (o7tuA)
He's probably just being pissy because Rosanne has started saying things that are pro-Trump.
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (Q7M5N)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (zSVEm)
Sad. AND true.
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (If3tB)
That was Mr. Miyagi. He also ran a dojo after hours.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (2Mnv1)
90% of the people said to be on this "spectrum" or whatever you want to call it are just people with different personalities than the current society demands. If you aren't gregarious, outgoing, and motivated mostly by wanting to get laid, this culture treats you like an outcast and potentially someone with mental illness. Every year we move closer to that latter designation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)
They just say "intersectionality" because it sounds better than "The Law of the Jungle".
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (Ndje9)
https://tinyurl.com/yb8h3shf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Three-teated woman from Total Recal at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
No... it means she can't remember shit...
Apparently she does not know many old people...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
" I think the buzzword I hate the most, these days, is "proactive". In most cases it really just means "active". "
'Positivity'
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (EyPfd)
Athleticism.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (zSVEm)
So its made of Legos?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 11:52 AM (K2aKX)
It identifies as Meccano.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (y87Qq)
Why are we shaming helicopters?
A common way to mock the 72 genders thing on social media is to claim you identify as an attack helicopter. This sends true believer intersectional leftists into a flaming tailspin because they can't contradict you without also throwing away their own beliefs.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (3J/LN)
Yes, there is.
I don't want to hear how 'autistic' someone is who doesn't like certain fabrics when I've got a teenage son who can barely speak and maintain himself personally.
There's definitely a spectrum and I'm not down with the lumping together of what used to be called mild Asperger's with profound autism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rick67 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (aG9PT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Like a hotdog on the grill.
Crap. Now I want a hotdog with kraut & mustard.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (oiNtH)
They used to be called Charter, which I can confirm, sucked and sucks still.
They were called "Bright House" down here for years. Some of their web sites still say "BH" somewhere on them.
It took me over a week just to find out how to cancel their cable and find out how much their high-speed Internet service cost.
Then I tried to find a local office to return their hardware. That took two days alone.
Everybody complains about them for good reasons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
No... it means she can't remember shit...
Apparently she does not know many old people...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)
Real dog years.
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (If3tB)
Posted by: Rick67 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (aG9PT)
You shaunk someone with a shiuv.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (39g3+)
Please feel free to share this with all your lefty friends . . I will be here waiting to hear all their heads explode.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:46 AM (r9UYA)
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Good. The Left has refused to recognize him as a legitimate POTUS and has fought against his 'normalization.' So why should he treat THEM normally?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (0jtPF)
https://ntknetwork.com/arizona-democrat-indicates-support-for-late-term-abortion/
Running for Trent Franks seat.
Lovely.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (gou4q)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
Never bring a Shnife to a Shgun fight.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (9TK8E)
'Positivity'
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Pro-active - seeing the trend and being first, cutting a problem off before it starts.
Positivity - not harshing a buzz.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (pQplJ)
Which reminds me..
It is indeed possible to prove a negative.
If she floats, she's not the Titanic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)
Well, most of psychology is nothing but fashion.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
249 What does it mean to "shaunk"? such that someone can be "shaunking"?
Posted by: Rick67 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (aG9PT)
You shaunk someone with a shiuv.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
Are we trying to call Willow?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (o7tuA)
________________________________________
Yeah. A banana split.
Posted by: Porilla Gundit at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (ATVNj)
It's a contrived pseudo-high-class pronunciation of "shank". Like "awwwnt" rather than "ant" for "aunt" or "Frawwsnce" rather than "Frahnce" for "France".
"Shaunked" is what you get when you turn snitch in one of those fancy country-club prisons that Wall Street insiders get sent to.
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (Q7M5N)
A mental age of 108? Even if this were true it would just go to prove that 108 year olds can be just as foolish as anyone else.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 11:49 AM (/qEW2)
Sounds like an extreme case of Alzheimers.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (gjGvH)
Crap. Now I want a hotdog with kraut mustard.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM
Don't forget your Heinz ketchup!
Posted by: John Kerry at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (ctuyM)
we have freedom of speech but not freedom of thought
The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought
We live in a time where people don't respect people for being themselves
People respect people for following the general trend and consensus
there was a time when slavery was the trend and apparently that time is still upon us. But now it's a mentality
self victimization is a disease
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (zSVEm)
Not debating this. I am the mother of a child with autism which means that I and other people with kids who are autistic probably know a bit more than people who have never had kids with autism. Autism is not the same as different personalities types, but I do agree that sometimes people can be considered "different" simply because they are not outgoing. Hell, they thought my uncle was "retarded" because he didn't talk until he was two or something. He ended up with a Doctorate in oceanography
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (tpDAe)
"We have no affiliation with this freak and have never been associated with the waste of flesh at any time"
--Little Debbie snacks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Porilla Gundit at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (ATVNj)
Where's Winona?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (7uYFy)
Covered in marble.
Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (gou4q)
Poor old King Cambria.
Everything he touched turned to Formica.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (o7tuA)
She's the weed expert.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (Q7M5N)
I leaned something new this weeked.
You guys thinks eating Tide Pods or snorting Trojans is a sign of the times.
Google up "bagel head" and hit your "images" tab for a truly face palming experience delving into the stupid of modern society.
Totally safe for work.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Porilla Gundit at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (EyPfd)
While I was parenting this morning (driving my son through dc rush hour to his interview so he would be less stressed in my car (since his is acting up)) I went on my "principles" rant which was engendered by this idiocy that Trump is somehow "discriminatory," racist, et al (the usual left nuts bs). What "principle"? Define it.
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (ahV/f)
rule, as the female beaver has 4 nipples, but often has more than 2
(sometimes more than 4) kits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)
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Hence, little eager beavers.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Continuing the meme at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (tpDAe)
Um, what no one mentioned in that same picture is Michelle sitting there glowering and looking mucho unhappy.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (oiNtH)
But mostly young. Hopefully
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (mPeei)
whatever you want to call it are just people with different
personalities than the current society demands. If you aren't
gregarious, outgoing, and motivated mostly by wanting to get laid, this
culture treats you like an outcast and potentially someone with mental
illness. Every year we move closer to that latter designation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)
I agree there is a tendency out there to throw out a diagnosis of "autism spectrum" when really it's just a personality trait. It helps drug companies peddle Ritalin, I guess. But it's really not helpful to kids like Fenelon's son, nor to the parents of kids who suffer real autism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: taco tick at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
But she'll cut a bitch amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (o7tuA)
Yeah, that's my point. They're turning normal personality and human variants into a disorder. There are people with genuine autism, then there are people who are just different than your average urbanite hipster. The problem comes when people try to turn everything into a syndrome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (39g3+)
So, 1 in 18 people is a Witch.. did not know that...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM (zSVEm)
There was a story I saw once of a woman that had a nipple on her HEEL.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (gjGvH)
Can you spread cream cheese on them?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (LiyEm)
Thus robbing them of scoring virtue points by publicly turning down the invitation.
By the way, wasn't the WH Correspondent's dinner this past weekend?
It used to be all over the news, but I didn't see anything from it - no clips of the comedian, or the celebrity guests, nada.
That's what happens when you publicly invite the POTUS to not attend.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (tpDAe)
Ask him if he knows exactly where R'lyeh is.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (K2aKX)
Intersectionality is intellectual Cultural Marxism gobbledygook. It is a word designed to give the user the automatic moral high ground and win every argument in advance. It is really just about raw power and supremacism.
Aww, look, they made up a word.
Don't you want to just pinch their little cheeks, they're so cute? Now be a good little Prog and go play in traffic and leave the adults alone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (tpDAe)
And just when I thought I could stop hunting for an identity... thanks a bunch....
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Continuing the meme at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
But she'll cut a bitch amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (o7tuA)
Mess with her stash, and she sure will.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy
320th trimester.
Pretty much, if you make it to 80...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (pQplJ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294892/
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (LiyEm)
Go ahead. Solidify the black vote. Lose nearly everyone else.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (7uYFy)
Also, turning masculinity into a disorder.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (oiNtH)
"Pioneering" is the correct word in that instance.
cutting a problem off before it starts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 11:57 AM (pQplJ)
"Preempting", as I wrote.
We already had perfectly appropriate and more exact words for these situations (and every other one that involves "proactive"). Sure, you have to have a bit of a vocabulary to have access to these secret words ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (8gDQu)
These people are supposed to be famous and they all have a third nipple.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Beavers are an exception to the number of nipples rule, as the female
beaver has 4 nipples, but often has more than 2 (sometimes more than 4)
kits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)
Yeah, cows have 4 teats, but often 1 calf.Goats have 2 teats, but in my experience can have 1-4 kids, and on a rare occasion, I saw two instances of 5 kids (suck that, Guinness)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (gjGvH)
That's because she's ALWAYS looking unhappy. Also, nobody is pointing out that again Barack Obama is being a disrespectful piece of crap at a funeral joking around and being a jerk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+)
I was at Reagan National Airport Friday and they announced "Will passenger Maxine Waters please report to the TSA Security Desk for items you left at screening. Passenger Maxine Waters report to TSA."
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
And just when I thought I could stop hunting for an identity... thanks a bunch....
Posted by: kraken
Eccentric is still available.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (pQplJ)
Thus robbing them of scoring virtue points by publicly turning down the invitation.
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This
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (gjGvH)
They are eyes, not nipples dammit!
Posted by: Mrs. Potatohead at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (Pvsoz)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (ahV/f)
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I doubt they drilled holes in their skulls.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Yes, I agree with it but there is such a thing as autism and it doesn't mean every different person has it. Most people who have autistc kids have been through a lot of testing to come to that diagnosis.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (tpDAe)
But he did it by accident. We need government to destroy things on purpose.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (/qEW2)
I had a girlfriend with six nipples. Making out with her was like sticking your tongue in a washing
machine. Nice girl, though.
_________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (oiNtH)
Crazy, right?
Also pretty zen tweet with the opposite of his typical all caps rants.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)
But keep on doing your best to make us feel unwelcome.
Posted by: Big V
It's more of a constant reminder; don't slip into those old bad habits you might have picked up like a virus.
Besides. we don't have the FEMA camps built yet.
Still in Mississippi and I gotta tell ya people are much nicer and more polite than up north.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2018 08:48 AM (SYiiL)
Hush, you. You're gonna ruin our image.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Millennial Falcon-kin at April 23, 2018 12:04 PM (Q7M5N)
--
What does it mean to "shaunk"? such that someone can be "shaunking"?
Posted by: Rick67 at April 23, 2018 11:54 AM
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Shaunking is that caucasian huckster that identifies as a city in China.
Posted by: irright at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Deformed Stripper at Three Mile Island Gentlemen's Club at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (ATVNj)
Ah, but is that "sustainable"?
Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (mXG82)
The best explanation I saw of this was by a woman (can't remember her name, sadly) who said that they treat boys as malfunctioning girls. That girl is the template everyone should be and boys are messed up because they aren't girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)
we have freedom of speech but not freedom of thought
The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought
We live in a time where people don't respect people for being themselves
People respect people for following the general trend and consensus
there was a time when slavery was the trend and apparently that time is still upon us. But now it's a mentality
self victimization is a disease
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)
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Wow.
In a land of full-blown psychos, the half-crazy guy is wise.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (0jtPF)
I do agree that sometimes people can be considered "different" simply
because they are not outgoing. Hell, they thought my uncle was
"retarded" because he didn't talk until he was two or something. He
ended up with a Doctorate in oceanography
Yeah, that's my point. They're turning normal personality and human
variants into a disorder. There are people with genuine autism, then
there are people who are just different than your average urbanite
hipster. The problem comes when people try to turn everything into a
syndrome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:00 PM (39g3+)
Hell, in the 70's a psych friend said "the more issues we can label, the more we can bill for." Its not about aaything but getting a billing code.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 11:58 AM (tpDAe)
Ask him if he knows exactly where R'lyeh is.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Five more centuries, okay? I was up really late.
Posted by: Cthulhu at April 23, 2018 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
Translation: Democrats have officially decided they don't want or need the white vote.
Hillary did the same thing in 2016. Then they doubled-down on stupid when the DNC cleared house, headed by Perez and Ellison. Remember the DNC candidate whose speech was essentially "I hate being white"?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:06 PM (ahV/f)
He should invite the Russian ambassador. And he should deliver at least 1-2 sentences in practiced, perfected Russian.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
there are people who are legitimately "trans" but they are anomalities
who for a tiny fraction of the population, not idiots who simply imagine
they're the opposite sex. For instance, there are "XY women" who look
female and have a vagina, but no uterus and internal testes instead of
ovaries. Because they are often tall and narrow-hipped and have long
legs, many become runners - or fashion models.
Posted by: DonnaV at April 23, 2018 11:59 AM (H80UQ)
There was a case I saw on TV where the child had a genetic defect that prevented the hormones that cause proper sexual organ development in a fetus to occur, so this individual, even with XY chromosomes, seemed female, until she was in her late teens and never developed breasts. In the end that individual, when the fact was discovered, decided to stay "female" and took proper hormones to stay that way.
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (hMwEB)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294892/
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM
.
.
.The dems are terrified of blacks voting for Trump. He pulled more black voters in than either romney or mccain did and the black vote literally put him over the top in Michigan.
Granted he would have still beaten hillary even if he didn't win Michigan, but they can't figure out what happened and they are tossing anything at the wall to get that part of the black vote back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (zSVEm)
Fenelon, for some reason I imagined your son as much younger than he is (I saw you post his age). With that in mind, though I'd still recommend Haxan as a scary silent and you watch it with him, I don't think it would be quite as startling as it would for a, say, 14-year old or so.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (kqsXK)
Well, autistic peoples are very distinctly so, they aren't merely shy or quiet. If we keep defining stuff more and more vaguely and to encompass more and more people, it loses its meaning. And yes, my guess is that its a combination of drug company marketing and teacher's unions wanting to sedate kids into a stupor so they are easier to control and manipulate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Amusingly, that seems to be one of the things my psych doc says ISN'T wrong with me! I'm just a depressive with abandonment and trust issues (so far)...which is bad enough, I suppose.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (AM1GF)
I was at Reagan National Airport Friday and they announced "Will passenger Maxine Waters please report to the TSA Security Desk for items you left at screening. Passenger Maxine Waters report to TSA."
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj)
Strap-on.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Or if he can recognize That Innsmouth Look.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (zSVEm)4
Taurus, if they wanted to be witty about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
....and teacher's unions wanting to sedate kids into a stupor so they are easier to control and manipulate.
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Winner winner chicken dinner.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (hMwEB)
Hillary is looking directly at you.
And also that thing waaaaay over there.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (LiyEm)
Way to get the Latinos on board...
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (K2aKX)
......
Or if he can recognize That Innsmouth Look.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (9TK8E)
I always that look as the Don Knotts look...
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (zSVEm)
How will we know who to pay them to when race is fluid?
If a requirement to qualify is being able to trace your lineage to a former slave through your male ancestors...I can begin to see a potential issue.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
announced "Will passenger Maxine Waters please report to the TSA
Security Desk for items you left at screening. Passenger Maxine Waters
report to TSA."
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM
Maybe she flipped it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 23, 2018 12:10 PM (ctuyM)
Thx for your interesting and helpful e-mail. Sorry i didn't reply before this. I told him that there was a silent film on Witchcraft and he already knew the name and had seen clips on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:10 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:10 PM (K2aKX)
I was at Reagan National Airport Friday and they announced "Will passenger Maxine Waters please report to the TSA Security Desk for items you left at screening. Passenger Maxine Waters report to TSA."
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj)
Strap-on.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
after which I leveraged my core competencies and
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 23, 2018 11:34 AM (tVWQB)
Better, no?
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 11:38 AM (If3tB)
Posted by: Clifford Skridlow at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (bBoSA)
Also, turning masculinity into a disorder.
The best explanation I saw of this was by a woman (can't remember
her name, sadly) who said that they treat boys as malfunctioning girls.
That girl is the template everyone should be and boys are messed up
because they aren't girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)
THIS. Saw it time and time again with women elementary teachers.There is a natural and sometimes brutal bias towards young boys. The recent grads are the worst cause men are evil so these boys will grow up to be evil. i can't count the number of times a teacher said to me "I wish i had a class of all girls." That's want they try to do. Make boys into girls. And since most elementary teachers are women.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (zSVEm)
Interesting.
Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (gou4q)
Thus robbing them of scoring virtue points by publicly turning down the invitation.
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This
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (7uYFy)
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I thought I was cynical but not cynical enough.
It had never occurred to me when I read about it over the weekend yet it's most likely true.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (G0vdT)
We need to be as viciously capitalist and free market as we can to save the planet.
...........
I hope you are being facetious..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2018 12:12 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
Yes it is. It's an interesting story. The movie isn't bad.
Posted by: WOPR at April 23, 2018 12:13 PM (J70i0)
Cher
✔
@cher
First Real Smile On Melania’s
Face In a year & a half. Must be such a relief to sit next to a real PRESIDENT����,One who is Honest,SMILES, Cares Is SMART, Capable RESPECTS WOMEN, Whose Children❤️Animals,Who Actually WON THE PRESIDENCY,Who Is NOT TERRIFIED OF PUTIN,Who is a MAN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)
There used to be a very sexist joke that claimed that all babies were born male.
But that they removed the external sex organ from the stupid ones at birth.
But that was simply a bad joke.
This sounds like an actual belief.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:13 PM (EyPfd)
My son has never been on meds for autism and nobody suggested that. He is on medicine for depression-which runs in my family- but I hope to get him off that as well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:13 PM (tpDAe)
Maxine Waters needs a locked room on the third floor of Thornfield Hall.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
I thought that kerosene was derived from coal. With that in mind, shouldn't Abraham Gesner be credited with saving the whales?
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
"Kerosene" by name, is a petroleum distillate. Current jet fuel is more or less equivalent to kerosene. "Coal oil", as the name implies, was made by the pyrolysis of coal, and had similar properties, but probably more impurities.
Coal oil was the first to hit the market in a big way, but kerosene soon supplanted it, because it was cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (r9UYA)
The best explanation I saw of this was by a woman (can't remember her name, sadly) who said that they treat boys as malfunctioning girls. That girl is the template everyone should be and boys are messed up because they aren't girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)
Helen Smith, probably.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (Ndje9)
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM
Her marbles?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
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Kinda watched the CBS coverage, and the only closeups of the ex-Pres and ex-FLOTUS were Melania. They actually did a pretty even-handed job with Bob Schaefer and Anthony (Mason?) and whatever bimbo girls.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:15 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:15 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:15 PM (oiNtH)
Maxine Waters needs a locked room on the third floor of Thornfield Hall.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
With electrified walls and floor.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:15 PM (9TK8E)
Tell them to go teach at an all girls school.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden 2020! at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (6qfo/)
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
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Nah. Methanol can be derived from coal, however. If it were economically feasable one could imagine the big 3 cranking out sports cars tuned for Methanol. Imagine a Corvette with a turbocharged 14:1 compression ratio LS7! ::drools::
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (or4jf)
Taking bets on "Mohammed".
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (Ndje9)
Also possible : Mahmoud, Mahomet, Mehmet, and Muhammad.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (r9UYA)
Can you say tax haven? I knew you could.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
In a purple Crown Royal sack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:17 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:17 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:17 PM (o7tuA)
How about a shock collar?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (K2aKX)
Collars are for those who have six+ nipples.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (9TK8E)
I wonder if she left her wig.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM
Her marbles?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
MY SEAT FOTEY FIVE
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Trying to decide where they are going on vacation for first time in 9 years.
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (sCN2W)
Posted by: Joe Biden 2020! at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (ctuyM)
Not if Ka-mala catches you in the Octagon with a folding chair!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
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Perhaps its time to insist that we remove the oversampling of female teachers we have in elementary education.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:18 PM (K2aKX)
You'll like this usage of the word even better: it's the name of our largest cable provider down here. BTW, they suck, hugely.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
I can vouch for that; they suck.
Posted by: jim
They used to be called Charter, which I can confirm, sucked and sucks still.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 23, 2018 11:45 AM (AM1GF)
They also acquired TimeWarner Cable a couple of years ago. So the "they suck" paradigm is well-consolidated.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Middle of her back. Sorta like a handle.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
"Kerosene"
by name, is a petroleum distillate. Current jet fuel is more or less
equivalent to kerosene. "Coal oil", as the name implies, was made by the
pyrolysis of coal, and had similar properties, but probably more
impurities.
Coal oil was the first to hit the market in a big way, but kerosene soon supplanted it, because it was cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (efC8N)
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According to WikiP, Kerosese was at one time a registered trademark of Gesner's and was derived from coal and later shale oil. Today kerosene is produced from petroleum as it is much cheaper.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (5NMZN)
Pffft. Look at how many back (non) farmers got Pigford payouts. It was a joke, and really, reparations 1.0.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (EyPfd)
nobody is pointing out that again Barack Obama is being a disrespectful
piece of crap at a funeral joking around and being a jerk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+)
I wish the cameras could have gotten video of Barry and Mooch during the reciting of The Lord's Prayer. I'll bet neither of them knows it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (6qfo/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:11 PM (o7tuA)
I think I am rather lucky in that my son has had male teachers for 4th, 5th and 6th grades. One was ex-military, which was even better. Were it not for that, I suspect my son would be in jail or worse. Honestly, healthy happy boys are a breed apart, but my son has more challenges and is more than a handful. Were it not for the steadying influence of men in his life, he would be headed for the worst outcome.
Boys are the kids who become men. Women need men for a plethora of reasons, not least of which is that men are NOT women: they curb women's excesses. Trying to feminize men is the equivalent of removing that Jimmy Choo 4" heel pump and taking careful aim, and then pulling the trigger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 12:20 PM (7UW64)
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He fell down a well.
It's more'n you did!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 23, 2018 12:20 PM (xl7E9)
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NO.
Invitations to state dinners are THE prize in DC society.
There is no way a Dem pol or media dude/tte would turn it down, especially not when it's a dinner for the Frog Prince.
No way.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:20 PM (0jtPF)
Tell them to go teach at an all girls school.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:16 PM (pQplJ)
Yes, exactly. But it wouldn't accomplish the underlying want, which is to save the world from the rapey men. And thats all men they believe. These young teachers are very emotionally unstable.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
I wish the cameras could have gotten video of Barry and Mooch during the reciting of The Lord's Prayer. I'll bet neither of them knows it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
There are no teleprompters in heaven, and if he mispronounces words like "corpsmen" then I'd hate to see what he does with the Lord's Prayer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (7UW64)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
I had never heard of "predestination" and I thought I'd read everything.
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
"Kerosene"
by name, is a petroleum distillate. Current jet fuel is more or less
equivalent to kerosene. "Coal oil", as the name implies, was made by the
pyrolysis of coal, and had similar properties, but probably more
impurities.
Coal oil was the first to hit the market in a big way, but kerosene soon supplanted it, because it was cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (efC8N)
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According to WikiP, Kerosese was at one time a registered trademark of Gesner's and was derived from coal and later shale oil. Today kerosene is produced from petroleum as it is much cheaper.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (5NMZN)
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Huh. I thought it was always a petroleum byproduct. I wonder how you get it from coal then?
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (or4jf)
Nah.
If we as a nation are gonna do this, we need to do it right.
Something along the lines of the Indian nations and their requirements to prove lineage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:22 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
Teaching children was always considered women's work, like nursing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 12:22 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)
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Bakersfield denizen, myself.
The colleges around here have a fair amount of cuteness, but, unfortunately, there are a lot of gals who seem to have bought into the "cuteness is a state of mind and requires no effort" school of thought.
Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 12:22 PM (qC1Sy)
It is logically inconsistent when looked at objectively.
But it IS consistent when looked at from the point of view of someone trying to foment identity politics.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)
Invitations to state dinners are THE prize in DC society.
There is no way a Dem pol or media dude/tte would turn it down, especially not when it's a dinner for the Frog Prince.
Ah, then it makes the exclusion ever better!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)
Huh. I thought it was always a petroleum byproduct. I wonder how you get it from coal then?
When two bituminous molecules love each other very much...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:23 PM (GdWl+)
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He fell down a well.
It's more'n you did!
Posted by: Homer Simpson
Timmy fell down a well. Repeatedly. No one ever called him a hero.
Posted by: Lassie
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:23 PM (pQplJ)
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I think we can all agree that someone should hold her head under water.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:23 PM (+y/Ru)
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Disagree. Needed men in nursing to haul patients around and most schoolteachers were men.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:24 PM (MIKMs)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
I had never heard of "predestination" and I thought I'd read everything.
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM
.
.
.Never heard of it either, and I love Heinlein.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:24 PM (+Dllb)
See Cocaine - is a heluva drug.
Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2018 12:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (tpDAe)
You mean "Exorcism", right?
I'm pretty sure you mean Exorcism.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (6qfo/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Under Fiare at April 23, 2018 12:14 PM (r9UYA)
...
Come for the tax Haven, stay for the raping.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Kegeshook at April 23, 2018 12:07 PM (2jNTV)
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(other comments)
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Huh. I thought it was always a petroleum byproduct. I wonder how you get it from coal then?
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (or4jf)
---------------------------------------------The Gesner Process!
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (5NMZN)
I always thought an extra boob on a women's back would be cool. ya' know...for dancing slow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Middle of her back. Sorta like a handle.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:19 PM (pQplJ)
We are brothers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (o7tuA)
Something along the lines of the Indian nations and their requirements to prove lineage.
- - - - -
I have no confidence it would be done right.
Like Obamacare, where we were promised only citizens would get it, then they started signing up illegals as soon as the website was online.
They will promise certain criteria, but in practice, it will be like Medicare/Medicaid/SNAP fraud.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)
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That Cher should say this about Obama goes a long way toward explaining her dumping Sonny Bono and rushing into the arms of.....David Geffen. (Then in the closet.)
If I were to be unkind, I might also note that she thinks her daughter Chaz is a MAN too. But I will not be unkind.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (0jtPF)
See also Thalidomide - a real hell of a drug.
Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (EyPfd)
(both male and female genitals) and "asexuals" (that I define as having
neither male or female genetalia or internal organs).
Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 11:19 AM (gjGvH)
Interesting bit of trivia as relates to this. Some of you may remember a famous murder case that happened in L.A. back in the 1940s. It was called the "Black Dalia" murder, where the dismembered body of this young woman was found, and the murderer was never caught.
This was seldom mentioned in most discussions of the case, but the autopsy of the victim revealed that even though nominally female, she really did not have a vagina to speak of. All the "outer parts" were there, but she had almost no internal "tunnel", so to speak. It was a very rare condition.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (1bzSL)
They're both BSC (bat-sh*t crazy) racist monsters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (zSVEm)
Now if it had been a girl... BOOBEHS!
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2018 12:27 PM (HgMAr)
Are you really going to claim that nursing wasn't considered women's work? Seriously? Next you'll be telling me how candystripers included boys ...
and most schoolteachers were men.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:24 PM (MIKMs)
Not sure where you get that from. Teaching colleges were almost all women's colleges, to start, and the schoolroom marm was the norm. This is one of the reasons why the education departments are such total shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 12:27 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 12:22 PM (8gDQu)
My great grandmother was a school teacher in Wyoming. She was sent north of Laramie to teach at a tiny little place, but she didn't have enough students to qualify for government funding, so she shanghaied a bunch of cowboys and miners who couldn't read or write and enrolled them along with the kids.
I'm told she was hell on wheels about education, and those cowboys and miners could read, write, and 'rithmetic like maniacs after a year or two.
The problem is not women teachers, per se, but the particular "wokeness" of the women teachers.
I administered the religious ed program at my parish for four years, dealing with volunteer teachers. Many of the women were fine teachers, serious and engaging. A few were flaky as hell and completely untrustworthy, and I ended up having to shadow them constantly to be certain they weren't teaching garbage. I suspect most teaching institutions have the same issues, but nobody to do the shadowing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 12:27 PM (7UW64)
Oddly enough, I don't see where he ever actually gives into the temptations.
Or did I miss it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:27 PM (EyPfd)
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Yeah, weren't they also making rubber out of it? The brits were running cars off of coal gas during the war too, IIRC. I remember seeing a picture of a Taxi with a big bladder of coal gas strapped to the roof.
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (or4jf)
Posted by: Allen West at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)
He (almost) single-handedly tanked Mizzou, the Communist s*^thole in the middle of the state. Honorable mention: Melissa Click.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (bWBdM)
I wonder if Queen Elizabeth's rumoured plumbing issues might have been the same thing.
Maybe that's why she was The Virgin Queen.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (6qfo/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)
Teaching children was always considered women's work, like nursing.
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Disagree. Needed men in nursing to haul patients around and most schoolteachers were men.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:24 PM
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.
.
.Had a heart cath and a shoulder surgery in the last three weeks and I saw more men as nurses than women.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (+Dllb)
As much as I could not care less about Kanye he has been flirting this weekend with becoming an exception to that rule.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (XKUjU)
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (or4jf)
A large part of coal is solid hydrocarbons. Heat it up in a hot retort, and some of those hydrocarbons "crack" into shorter-chain molecules that are liquids and/or gases. The solid carbon that remains is coke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:29 PM (efC8N)
That Cher should say this about Obama goes a long way toward explaining her dumping Sonny Bono and rushing into the arms of.....David Geffen. (Then in the closet.)
If I were to be unkind, I might also note that she thinks her daughter Chaz is a MAN too. But I will not be unkind.
Yeah, Cher stopped being an expert on sex sometime after Greg Allman. Nowadays, she clearly can't tell the difference anymore if she thinks teh SCOAMF is a man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:29 PM (GdWl+)
a plethora of reasons, not least of which is that men are NOT women:
they curb women's excesses. Trying to feminize men is the equivalent of
removing that Jimmy Choo 4" heel pump and taking careful aim, and then
pulling the trigger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 12:20 PM (7UW64)
Nicely explained and in my instance I need Heidi to keep me from failing anger management class over and over. (among other things)
Me: "How the fcuk can that not bother you!!!"
Heidi: "just go hit the heavy bag Bob."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:09 PM (K2aKX)
The (I think) Criterion version, with Swedish title cards, but English subtitles, as well as the 1960s recut version with William S. Burroughs narrating.
Fenelon's son wondered what my favorite "scary" silent were, so I said Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari and Haxan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
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Not just teachers. The feminization runs across the board from ed schools to administrators to counselors, etc.
So even if you get a male teacher, he will be bound by feminized rules.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:29 PM (efC8N)
How do they get it to turn white?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Did you hear about the Calvinist who fell down the stairs?
He got up, dusted himself off and said "Well! I'm glad that's over!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2018 12:31 PM (bWBdM)
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (or4jf)
A large part of coal is solid hydrocarbons. Heat it up in a hot retort, and some of those hydrocarbons "crack" into shorter-chain molecules that are liquids and/or gases. The solid carbon that remains is coke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:29 PM (efC8N)
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So, basically, somewhat similar to crude oil, but likely less efficient and biased more towards heavier fractions then?
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:31 PM (or4jf)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:31 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
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There is only one problem in public education: teacher unions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 12:31 PM (rBnYq)
So even if you get a male teacher, he will be bound by feminized rules.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (0jtPF)
Some of the male teachers and administrators are bigger girls than the women.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)
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yeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Ah fee' good..... I knew tha I wouldnt of.....
~James Brown Wig
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (8XRCm)
Oh pg 156 Heinlein in a letter to Lurton Blassingame says it took him just one day to write "All You Zombies."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:28 PM (+Dllb)
gees, you're in my prayers today.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (o7tuA)
Why? Because real oil was a scarce thing due to oh losing territory,
allies, and bombing.
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The Germans also had many "gas trucks" powered by wood gas - the carbon monoxide, etc. fed to a diesel engine. This has been an element of some holocaust revisionism...
According to a report from 2011, such wood burning trucks were being utilized in North Korea.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (5NMZN)
Regardless of what is going on in her marriage, the idea that she would prefer the company of the very people trying to throw her husband in jail and publicly shame her into leaving him is freakin' sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:29 PM (efC8N)
How do they get it to turn white?
Posted by: Insomniac
Privilege.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (or4jf)
I imagine you "crack it, similar to petroleum. You can make nearly everything out of coal you can out of oil, just more expensively and slowly.
Seattle's Gasworks Park was built as a coal-gassification plant to supply methane gas to the area. It's just cheaper now to get it directly from the ground at/near oil deposits.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (2kiKp)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (lKyWE)
As much as I could not care less about Kanye he has been flirting this weekend with becoming an exception to that rule.
Don't get your hopes up about Kanye. He's on one hell of a bender, obviously. I'd hate to be his personal assistant who has to tell him what he tweeted this past weekend.
"WFT??!! I said WHAT about WHO???!!! Shit, get my lawyer on the phone and tell him to get my PR firm in action RIGHT FVCKING NOW!! to fix this shit!!!"
"I told you never to let me snort Hennessy again!! WHERE WERE YOU???!!!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (2kiKp)
The Germans in 44-45 were making jet fuel from coal for their Me-262s.
Why? Because real oil was a scarce thing due to oh losing territory,
allies, and bombing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (K2aKX)
Gasoline, too. The Fischer-Tropsch process. Currently being used by SASOL in South Africa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (efC8N)
Isn't that an orderly?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 12:33 PM (lKyWE)
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When well disciplined.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (zSVEm)
Isn't that an orderly?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Watch the Three Stooges.
Doctors - male
Nurses - female
Orderlies - bruiser micks.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (pQplJ)
prefer the company of the very people trying to throw her husband in
jail and publicly shame her into leaving him is freakin' sick.
=====Don't you just love 'helpful' people.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (xJa6I)
My wife is in a Calvinist group on FB. Their tag line is: "Calvinists: the group that finds you."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (bWBdM)
The Germans also had many "gas trucks" powered by wood gas - the carbon monoxide, etc. fed to a diesel engine. This has been an element of some holocaust revisionism...
Altough the German Army was still largely a horse drawn army during WWII.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (K2aKX)
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The Childrens Hour.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
Not just teachers. The feminization runs across the board from ed schools to administrators to counselors, etc.
So even if you get a male teacher, he will be bound by feminized rules.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (0jtPF)
Some of the male teachers and administrators are bigger girls than the women.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
exactly. I used to look around on my floor and there were a coupla 'male' teachers and I used to think, "gees, even the men are women.' One guy wanted to sit and gossip when i was eating lunch in my class. I'd say. "For Gods sake you're like an old women! Get the fuck out! Let me eat in peace"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (1bzSL)
IIRC - and I'm not home to pull out the relevant books on the case - that was a canard put forth by John Gilmore in his Dahlia book, Severed. The full autopsy, so far as I know, has never been released by the LAPD; however, references to it have been made by people who have unofficially seen it and (again, IIRC) make no reference to Short being genitally abnormal at all.
TLDR; she was a tease, not a freak.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (oiNtH)
See also Thalidomide - a real hell of a drug.
Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2018 12:26 PM (FhXTo)
Yeah, he had the symptoms, but was my age, which was well past the time that stuff was pulled from the market.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (7HtZB)
suggested that. He is on medicine for depression-which runs in my
family- but I hope to get him off that as well
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:13 PM (tpDAe)
We have seen so much improvement in my daughter since we weaned her off meds. Behavior wise and attempting to communicate.
Posted by: IC at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (a0IVu)
Oh yeh...I get that.
Probably a not small part of the reason why you don't see as many male teachers.
Who would risk it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (8XRCm)
Why? Because real oil was a scarce thing due to oh losing territory,
allies, and bombing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:25 PM (K2aKX)
Gasoline, too. The Fischer-Tropsch process. Currently being used by SASOL in South Africa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM
.
.
.Yep they managed to successfully cook enough coal to run their Military for the last 18 months of the war, all the while why we were bombing the crap out of every factory we could identify.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:35 PM (K2aKX)
That was 'The Children's Hour' wasn't it?
Turns out one of the two actually was gay for the other woman, in the story.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (xJa6I)
Oh yeh...I get that.
Probably a not small part of the reason why you don't see as many male teachers.
Who would risk it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (EyPfd)
Exactly. There's already a cohort that assumes the only reason a dude wants to be a teacher is because he's a sexual predator.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
Looting, raping, and burning seems to work. I suggest that.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 23, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (39g3+)
When, apparently, that's why women become high school teachers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (39g3+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294894/
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:31 PM (or4jf)
Yeah, you get less liquids and gases than you would if you cracked crude oil. The Fischer-Tropsch process of making synfuel from coal is a horse of a different color. Heat and pressure are used to synthetically build hydrocarbon molecules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (efC8N)
More Dane-Geld, maybe?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (EyPfd)
The end of that game is oppression and shame
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:40 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:08 PM (tpDAe)
Well, I'm just an angry secularist, but when I think of such as her I think of Mt 10:
And if anyone will not receive you or listen to your words, shake off the dust from your feet when you leave that house or town. Truly, I say to you, it will be more bearable on the day of judgment for the land of Sodom and Gomorrah than for that town.
Leftist barbarians like her should know better, they know our arguments, but they don't listen and they deserve to rot in hell.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 23, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2)
Free coffee and a free baked good for as long as they like for any person that is not some shade of white,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 12:40 PM (tpDAe)
Protesters say Starbucks' 'unconscious bias training' isn't enough
Brace yourself, Effie. Here comes the mandatory electroshock therapy for all prospective employees.
To take place in Room 101.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 12:40 PM (GdWl+)
They're sending me a RA #. So that's good. I really hated the gun breaking after just 60 rounds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)
Monday: Helicopters are now a gender
And a whole lotta crazy goin' on
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM (z3nSX)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs
Yeah. I have a teaching cert. Also a degreed Mechanical engineer with minors in math, agriculture and a degree in biology. Won't ever teach, and thats a good reason.
Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM (o2MD2)
run their Military for the last 18 months of the war, all the while why
we were bombing the crap out of every factory we could identify.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (+Dllb)
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Much has been made of the inability of the air campaign to destroy German war production. Many who make the point ignore the additional production Germany would have been capable of without the air campaign and also how so much of German war production that did occur was unable to make it to the fronts.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM (5NMZN)
This is excellent.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)
By design, her life has become awful. They say she's earned this non-stop hate by supporting her husband.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (zSVEm)
Then, about ten years later ... left her ass for an even younger girl he taught.
Dude probably traded cars once the ash-tray got full.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (nhgiS)
brilliant British and American strategy of denying them fuel and
resources. Their chief sub designer, a genius, created a sub fueled by
Hydrogen Peroxide that was faster than any sub now created. They just
couldn't get very much of the stuff and of course its hideously
dangerous and volatile. Way more than hydrogen or gasoline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM
.
.
.They also used hydrogen peroxide mix in their early rocket planes. The Komet could out fly anything on the planet but the fuel was extremely corrosive and and dangerous and caused more pilot deaths than Allied Fighters did.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (+Dllb)
Eggselent.
BTW, if we ever manage to get relocated to Summerville, gonna have to try to get together for coffee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Then, about ten years later ... left her ass for an even younger girl he taught.
Dude probably traded cars once the ash-tray got full.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (nhgiS)
That is so wasteful. Of cars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (xJa6I)
This.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 12:43 PM (LiyEm)
But why invite the French president? The guy is just going to whine about French businesses wanting to sell sensitive nuclear technology to Iran, forgetting that Iran is going to use the technology to then blow some unlucky city away.
I hate the French and the Germans sales to Iran. Let them sell nuke tech to each other, rather than to the mullahs. And if we have to buy Macron dinner, then send him an Amex gift card and tell him to live it up in Paris.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 12:43 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:43 PM (5y11N)
Eggselent.
BTW, if we ever manage to get relocated to Summerville, gonna have to try to get together for coffee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (EyPfd)
Sounds good!
Now that the weather is finally Spring, I'm thinking we need a PNW Moron Meetup.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)
It never is enough. Especially if done voluntarily. They want the power of protests and forcing things to be done. Otherwise, they feel deflated. This is all about power and control, the rest is BS.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (z3nSX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (5y11N)
run their Military for the last 18 months of the war, all the while why
we were bombing the crap out of every factory we could identify.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (+Dllb)
-------------------------------------
Much has been made of the inability of the air campaign to destroy German war production. Many who make the point ignore the additional production Germany would have been capable of without the air campaign and also how so much of German war production that did occur was unable to make it to the fronts.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM (5NMZN)
====================
Yep. They managed to make a shitload of StG-44s and the like that sat around in warehouses because their railway system was trashed.
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (or4jf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (EyPfd)
Dem's: F*&k America, never liked it in the first place.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Who's ass didn't get kissed and who's palm didn't get greased?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (K2aKX)
422 Hope I do not offend here, but IMO a major problem in K12 education is the huge preponderance of female teachers.
Posted by: kraken at April 23, 2018 12:21 PM (zSVEm)
-------------------------------
Not just teachers. The feminization runs across the board from ed schools to administrators to counselors, etc.
So even if you get a male teacher, he will be bound by feminized rules.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:30 PM (0jtPF)[/]
Completely agree. I've always said that my kids' school was so female I ovulate every time I walk through the door. I made sure my boys had extra-curriculars with men and I talked to them honestly about that too. Once I'd given birth to a frat house though, they "got" that school was a land of "others." I also had some very frank talks with some of these teachers and pointed out their biases. Yeah, if you want your project "decorated" then put it on the rubric. Boys are going to "decorate" unless instructed to, it doesn't show a lack of "making it his own," it shows your bias toward girls. Would your husband decorate his work bench? (If so, you have bigger problems.)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (ahV/f)
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (ahV/f)
Dem's: F*&k America, never liked it in the first place.
Posted by: WisRich at April 23, 2018 12:44 PM (G0vdT)
Yup they hate America and all it used to stand for
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 12:45 PM (5y11N)
run their Military for the last 18 months of the war, all the while why
we were bombing the crap out of every factory we could identify.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (+Dllb)
-------------------------------------
Much
has been made of the inability of the air campaign to destroy German
war production. Many who make the point ignore the additional production
Germany would have been capable of without the air campaign and also
how so much of German war production that did occur was unable to make
it to the fronts.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:41 PM
.
.
.Yep, the Germans would have outlasted the Japanese and would have been Nuked by us if the air campaign had never happened.
Speer was brilliant and somehow manged to keep increasing tank and aircraft production even as Germany was being constantly bombed with ever increasing raids.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (+Dllb)
That was a bonus too, but by that point in the war they were very short on fuel so were looking for alternatives. Hydrogen Peroxide they could produce, but it was not cheap or easy to get in any supplies, and of course, dangerous and hard on the equipment as the Scotsman says.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)
minors in math, agriculture and a degree in biology. Won't ever teach,
and thats a good reason.
=====
Try getting men to coach sports teams or boy scout leaders or priests/ministers. Same thing. Men are hateful rapey rapists and if they spend any time with kids they are open to lawsuits. Truly sad.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (MIKMs)
wood gas - the carbon monoxide, etc. fed to a diesel engine. This has
been an element of some holocaust revisionism...
According to a report from 2011, such wood burning trucks were being utilized in North Korea.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 12:32 PM (5NMZN)
Do an Internet search on the term "gen gas" and you will get a plethora of hits on do-it-yourself gasifiers for vehicles. In the early 1950's some guy was promoting his version of the invention to automotive journalist Tom McCahill (who certainly would be a Moron in good standing, were he alive today), and demonstrated the device by running a Model A Ford on gas generated from a dead cat collected from an alley. Tom remarked something to the effect, that the car ran about as well as one would expect it to run on a dead cat, but run it did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (If3tB)
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I never understood why cheatin girlfriends that become wife #2 are shocked aghast and amazed when they become ex-wife number 2 when dickweed moves on to cheatin girlfriend that becomes wife #3.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
But why invite the French president? The guy is just going to whine about French businesses wanting to sell sensitive nuclear technology to Iran, forgetting that Iran is going to use the technology to then blow some unlucky city away.
I hate the French and the Germans sales to Iran. Let them sell nuke tech to each other, rather than to the mullahs. And if we have to buy Macron dinner, then send him an Amex gift card and tell him to live it up in Paris.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 12:43 PM (rBnYq)
The French have been interested in involved in the Levant for a long time. They also have been involved in the anti-Assad shenanigans. They also, mostly via the Foreign Legion, are one of the few European countries with military forces they can and will deploy.
I hate the French as much as anyone can but it's useful to have them on our side.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (nhgiS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Agree.
Of course, it's Fritz Lang - Metropolis, Frau Im Mond and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)
-
Reminds me of some historian I once heard. Asked that given that we had Ultra, why didn't the war end sooner, he replied, "It did."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The Rove GOP at April 23, 2018 12:47 PM (r9UYA)
brilliant British and American strategy of denying them fuel and
resources. Their chief sub designer, a genius, created a sub fueled by
Hydrogen Peroxide that was faster than any sub now created. They just
couldn't get very much of the stuff and of course its hideously
dangerous and volatile. Way more than hydrogen or gasoline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM
.
.
.They also used hydrogen peroxide mix in their early rocket planes. The Komet could out fly anything on the planet but the fuel was extremely corrosive and and dangerous and caused more pilot deaths than Allied Fighters did.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 23, 2018 12:42 PM (+Dllb)
=====================
Yeah. They were messing around with really nasty stuff: Unsymmetrical Dimethyl Hydrazine and Red Fuming and White Fuming Nitric Acid (N-Stoff I think?) The upside was that they were hypergolics, which simplified things. The downside: They liquify your lungs and go boom if you let them get too close to each other.
Posted by: Jackal at April 23, 2018 12:48 PM (or4jf)
Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 12:49 PM (gou4q)
Probably a not small part of the reason why you don't see as many male teachers.
Who would risk it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 12:37 PM (EyPfd)
Yep. NEVER be alone with girl. the teacher next door always kept the adjoining door open when I tutored a group of girls, and stopped in often for my protection. Also, the boys have no issues with trying to get you fired for anything. I put my hand out to stop a kids from knocking into me (7th grader) and he said to his buddies "did you see that eh touched me!" here its racism against brown people. I had kids try that crap with me because I was a prick for behavior in the lunchroom. They will report you in a heartbeat to Admin with trumped up charges, and friends will swear to it. I carried the max amount of teacher liability insurance.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:49 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April
...
This is true.
When we studied it in school proof asked the class what the music was, and I knew the name, and then he asked who composed it, and in what work, and what it was about.
We had the Peer Gynt album when I was a kid so I knew all the answers, but it was definitely one of those moments when I would have preferred not to. Whole class thought I was a freak.
But, M remains a great movie, and knowledge of classical music turns out to be a good thing now that I'm almost 29 and don't care very much what other people think anymore.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 12:50 PM (XKUjU)
They had tons of slave labor and built some amazing underground complexes and incredible concrete bunkers. With a few more years, the fortress would have been nearly impenetrable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Fuck that shit in particular.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (nhgiS)
But keep on doing your best to make us feel unwelcome.
Posted by: Big V at April 23, 2018 11:24 AM (ZvLtE)
Is a grown adult really crying like this? Is this a parody I didn't get?
Posted by: Steve at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (cOANc)
Last time I was alone with a girl I ended up with two kids and a mortgage.
Fuck that shit in particular.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 12:51 PM (nhg
LMAO!! Fuckin' Scogg..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'had to leave his sausage in Italy' at April 23, 2018 12:52 PM (o7tuA)
brilliant British and American strategy of denying them fuel and
resources. Their chief sub designer, a genius, created a sub fueled by
Hydrogen Peroxide that was faster than any sub now created. They just
couldn't get very much of the stuff and of course its hideously
dangerous and volatile. Way more than hydrogen or gasoline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
The V2 rockets also used pure hydrogen peroxide (not that 3% shit from the drug store) to run their turbine fuel pumps to pump the rocket fuel to the reaction chamber.
There's a theme here: it costs a lot of energy, or money, to make or acquire liquid or gaseous fuels that contain a lot of energy. Hunting whales was dangerous hard work, and the resulting whale oil was scarce and expensive. Oil made from coal is expensive. Oil pumped out of the ground, and refined, is less expensive. Advantage: petroleum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2018 12:27 PM (8gDQu)
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That actually wasn't the norm until the late 19th century, although it was trending that way in the US by 1850 or so.
It was part and parcel of the public school and compulsory education movement.
IIRC, it was not until WWI that female teachers outnumbered males in grades 4-8 and not until WWII that females outnumbered males in high-school faculty.
The preponderance of females in 1-3 came earlier --- I don't remember when.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 12:53 PM (0jtPF)
Yeah its a rule: if they will leave someone to be with you... they will leave you to be with someone else.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (39g3+)
That's why they called it "blitzkrieg". Those were some seriously fast horses.
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2018 12:55 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, what they really want is shares of stock.
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2018 01:00 PM (xjiRE)
they were very short on fuel so were looking for alternatives. Hydrogen
Peroxide they could produce, but it was not cheap or easy to get in any
supplies, and of course, dangerous and hard on the equipment as the
Scotsman says.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 12:46 PM (39g3+)
No, it was never intended to replace diesel fuel or gasoline. It was used to generate huge power levels for very short periods in engines that were specifically designed to use it. They would have used it for those purposes even if petro fuels had been plentiful. They probably had to burn coal or petro fuel to make the peroxide, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2018 01:02 PM (efC8N)
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