Trump: I'm Not Paying Federal Dollars to the California National Guard for the "Charade" of Deploying to the Border to Then Sit On Their Thumbs

Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Trump is right to deny him the cover of this "charade."

Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:18 PM

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1 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:11 PM (AoK0a)

2 My aura smiles and never frowns.

Posted by: Governor Jerry Brown at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (H5knJ)

3 I do not know either.

Posted by: Soona at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (sMYVz)

4 nutria!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)

5

How dare the president insult the California National Guard!!....will be the Fake News spin on this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

6 Urethra Franklin

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (89T5c)

7 This is posturing. He has been around long enough to know that Trump can federalize those troops with the stroke of a pen. He's just trying to look good to his constituency. Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief. This is Trump's Air Traffic Controllers moment. Awesomeness awaits.

Posted by: Moonbeam's Worst Nightmare at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (VGIur)

8

Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

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Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Sc+fF)

10 Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Makes as much sense as anything the Democrats are doing there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (UsCnO)

11 Remember that one official in the East who was vilified for not signing on to gay marriage certificates after that was deemed legal and what happened to her?

Time to teach the left that those new rules they were so in love with will apply to them as well.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

12 Once Trump federalizes them, he is their commander-in-chief.

Thanks. Wasn't sure.

Posted by: Adriane the Game Theory Critic ... at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (AoK0a)

13 Isn't there something in Spanish or Latin about Pusse Comeytatus or something that says you can't do that?

Posted by: Norman at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (gLp8g)

14 These threats of contempt and impeachment seem to suddenly be working.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (XaSia)

15 Holy Executive Decision, Batman! We have a President who's not effing around. Woah!!!

Posted by: SFgoth at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (dZ756)

16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:16 PM (Mbmmf)

17 We have a plan to seal the border in a couple of OP-ORDERs. It will take a lot of troops.

An alternative is to recall oversees Army troops. Deploy to border. Ready War Plan Green. Send Mexico a démarche and a date.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (hyuyC)

18 Threads coming to fast....can't keep up...just leave me some ammo, save yourselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:17 PM (y3sT9)

19 'too', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (y3sT9)

20 >>> Declare Owens Valley a new state, and cut off LA's water.

Works for me. You want to be the new governor?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (cHbmY)

21 Let's see if we can call up the Bubba Army of Defense and deploy them to the border with extreme prejudice.

I'll just bet Bubba would take care of business and all it would cost is per diem for Waffle House.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (7UW64)

22 Norman, IANAL, but I think that is only that the feds can't use the NG to for police work. Border security is not police work, I think its in the constitution as a federal function.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:18 PM (eASYU)

23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

24 13 posse comitatus just means you can't use soldiers as a police force
defending the border is the military's #1 job

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!

Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)

26 Threads coming to fast

Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

27 This thread got to boobies a lot faster than the other ones.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

28 mobilize active duty troops to arrest moonbeam for sedition

we know we dont come out of this w/o violence...either WE do something if justice is denied, or THEY do something if their komisars are punished

start demanding that the government start doing its damn duty

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (oGNAK)

29 Premature enthreadulation? Try thinking of Whoopie Goldberg in a thong.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)

Chocolate coated cottage cheese in a burlap sack.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (7UW64)

30 Left tries to spin anti-illegals pro-deportation etc. poll in CA.
Here it is at Fox.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9z84os8

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (VBKy9)

31 Why did someone tell me Will Robinson was on this Thread! You lied. It's like when I get teased with gray on grey boxes, and then they get yanked away. Bunch of wankers and tossers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:21 PM (UXHfL)

32
Oh Moonbeam, your helicopter ride is here. You sit right next to Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

33 Can't we just arrest Jerry Brown?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (UXHfL)

34 25 I'm amused by the spectacle of a Democratic state that's furious with a Republican federal government for interfering with their cheap agricultural labor.

Deja vu!
Posted by: MW at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (wNx6K)

Aaaannnnnnnd....thread victor.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (+lOpA)

35 We only need six National Guardsmen for a firing squad.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (MDlMP)

36 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

37 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

39 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

40 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

41 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)

42 " ... per diem for Waffle House."

Where do I enlist ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (Mbmmf)

43 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)

45 42 sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting

I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (hyuyC)

46 38 Someone should tell Gov Brown he does not have a General Lee on his staff.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (TfpUC)

Yeah, we're not allowed to see The Dukes of Hazzard after the Charleston shooting.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ANIFC)

47 OT/ Mark Steyn and these Law students shouting F the law and calling the speaker a white Supremacist because he's white. Conservative have no voice. This is pure insanity.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (PvFoN)

48 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

Wait you already said that at #24.

Derp.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

49 Eh, maybe mobilize active duty federal troops to the border in their place. (Is that allowed? I imagine so but do not know.)

The number 1 job of the federal government is to protect the country from invasion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (7ieWW)

50 23: Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (eASYU)

51 Pussy Comey Taters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

52 Strictly speaking, it only applies to enforcing domestic law. If the armed forces aren't allowed to defend the borders of a sovereign nation, what's the point?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

I already said that in 24, was just too ls to quote myself

typing one handed in bed, in pain

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (hMwEB)

53 Jerry Browns whole Schtick is pretending that hes not a complete left wing whacko but that hes found some sacred middle ground. Which just happens to be to the far left of actual center.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (Z48ZB)

This to is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Ojki1)

54 44 I got nothing, but I wanted to get in on the Top 100.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 08:25 PM (yXU4O)

Under promise and over deliver. Good tactic.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (+lOpA)

55 Per Wikipedia --> National Guard Of The United States --> National Guard active duty character --> Federal duty:

. Use of Militia and Armed Forces to Enforce Federal Authority: "Whenever the President considers that unlawful obstructions, assemblages, or rebellion make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any state or territory, he may call into Federal service such of the militia of any state."

. Interference with State and Federal law: "The President, by using the militia or the armed forces, or both, or by any other means, shall take such measures as he considers necessary to suppress, in a state, any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy."

. Air and Army National Guard: "Air and Army National Guard can specifically be called into Federal service in case of invasion, rebellion, or inability to execute Federal law with active forces."

Posted by: ShainS at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (BiLU+)

56 Absolutely ! Everything improves with practice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:26 PM (Mbmmf)

57 If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

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Yeah, this. Their job #1 is securing this Nation. Doing so involves securing our borders to stop the illegal invasion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (NIRP2)

58 redridinghood

If only the protesters knew that they were the fusible links in a Reichstag Fire event. Operation Gambit -- throwing away the opening pawns.

But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)

59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

60 48 jinx!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hMwEB)

61 Can he mobilize the National Guard to occupy Sanctuary counties?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

62 36
also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

The Marine Corps was used to protect the mail on the railroads. With Yuma, 7th Marines at 29 Palms, and I MEF at Camp Pendleton, the border could be covered fairly well with no posse comitatus concerns.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:28 PM (DxWUs)

63 Haven't been to CA in 5 years. Wife stayed in the financial district in SF last fall with her sisters - were told not to venture out after dark, she relayed tales of the homeless encampments and smells. Trying to figure out how this is a winning formula...

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (O1mg4)

64 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

Allowing right turns on red.

(It's Woody Allen's joke, really)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (7ieWW)

65 Oh great Huck, now I, straight 'ette who is not going to click to look at Kate will get to hear a bunch of, probably flabby or portly morons talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips. And I'm sure over 90% of the males in the horde just enjoy her chest to waist ratio, but the vocal poo throwers always have to chime in.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April

you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

66 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

It was basically to keep Fed troops in line during Reconstruction. They were have problems before it was passed. Also weird that the Civil War has unintentionally been the cause of a lot of our immigration problems

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (A3edJ)

67 nah, bro...trump should prepare the US military for all the "Mueller Fired" rioters.

lolz...

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (Kuhyt)

68 When do sane people start an exodus from California.? The CA ggovernment appears to be deliberately ravaging the state.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:24 PM (3zhEq)

Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

69 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

70 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

Ha! Trick question!

ISWYDT

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)

71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Today, Mutual of Omaha sends an assistant armed only with a dart gun to approach the one & only PDGGC.

Let's turn his mike on and get the telephoto footage now ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

lol
Carnage! First I throw gumdrops, then I break the camera and kick ass, and then I call in...Gorilla Pundit, and shit gets real.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UXHfL)

72 @16 Why Moonbeam thinks his "orders" supersede those of the Commander in Chief is a mystery to me.
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Bacerra's acting pretty much the same, and much more vocal about it. Of course, they're also not going to tolerate those counties that have the temerity to think that they can ignore the dictates of Sacramento in favor of Federal law.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (e7Q0v)

73 Was that the 3:10 to Yuma?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (VBKy9)

74 23 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 08:19 PM (XaSia)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

75 71 prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel

Run!

Actually, we need you on the border of New Mexico. Uh, working on your tan. Yah. Thats it.
I'd have your six.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)

76
If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.
Posted by: rickl

Fighting for the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)

77 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (7ieWW)

78 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)

79 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)M

Well those non citizens are better than you knuckle dragging morons.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (A3edJ)

80 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

A democratic charade at the border?

"Donkey Show"

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (j3Hr9)

81

you realize the problem is not so much that she is fat, although she is not especially fit, as it is that her proportions are wrong.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

If Lovin' Kate is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (UsCnO)

82 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

83
Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

--

post ww2 amendment

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (hMwEB)

84 Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (sxI6A)

85 I know. What a draw! Do they take prior service but a lousy shot?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Go with the Air National Guard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Zdm89)

86 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

Illinois: Here hold our beer. And while you're at it can you pay for it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

87 Ace, are you aware of Cobra Kai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwwxNbtK6Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:13 PM (tFDiW)

Any relation to cobra commander?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (LDxhw)

88 59 When's the last time the government of California did something that benefited American citizens living there?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (3zhEq)

It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

89 I love the idea of Johnny Lawrence whipping a bunch of high school pussies into shape.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

90 Wait, first it was: what is a 'Hero'- now Kate Upton is ugly?!? j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (sxI6A)

91 Oh believe me. Its been going on for 4-5 years. It really reached critical mass with the retroactive state income tax increase to 14 %. So many families and companies moved to Texas.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (Z48ZB)

How will it work for CA when all the conservatives generally and Christians specifically and, for that matter everybody who is willing to put in an honest day of work for an honest income are gone?
I have a stepson and family in CA. I'd like to talk with them about this stuff but they don't seem indifferent to communicating with me.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (3zhEq)

92 "78 We're gonna need more lawyers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse "

I'd rather have guns and money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Mbmmf)

93 The real answer to this problem is that Brown and the most of the rest of the Cali politicians are giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy and they should be arrested for it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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The list of 'Domestic Enemies' grows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Zdm89)

94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

95 It's been a long time since the California state government did anything for either of us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:34 PM (MDlMP)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (sxI6A)

96 Kurdish forces currently fighting Turkish-backed FSA groups in northern Syria have captured a well-known al-Qaeda member and German national of Syrian origin who had once been tracked and detained by the CIA - Mohammed Haydar Zammar.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Sc+fF)

97 Jerry Brown is trying some bizarre half-measure where he'll send the National Guard to the border but on orders that they will not assist in border enforcement.

Brown's orders here carry no more weight than in the bathhouses of SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (MDlMP)

98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

100 But we are on to their game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:27 PM (hyuyC)
***********
We're on to their game, but just not sure if enough people are aware of how frightening this is becoming. If the Dems. get power Conservatives WILL be silenced. It's like an avalanche.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (PvFoN)

101 Perhaps O/T, well, absolutely O/T but here goes:

Is that sick, twisted, chicken-choking, Demo-Nazi, piece of shit, Carlos Danger in prison yet? If not, why not? He needs to be in a PIMTA prison and not minimum security Club Fed. Fcuk him with a large piece of rusty re-bar. . . . . . .insert with a sledge hammer.. . . . . . .repeatedly!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+mGZ)

102 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)

103 Pale rider. I ain't fat, nor even portly. And I ain't complaining about any dimension of her.
Of course, if they made champagne glasses modeled after her, I would be shitfaced yesterday.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ZG9gR)

104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

105 94
If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

Good hockey player but I do hate him, except when he's playing against the team from the center of the Canadian universe.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (3zhEq)

106 Screwing the troops to pwn the libz. Smooth move, exlax.

Posted by: The Duck of Death at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (zNVgn)

107 Does this Upton woman still... Well, you know. Does she still have any interest in... Uh...

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (ks6bw)

108 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

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I, for one, don't see a damn thing wrong with how she is proportioned.

I mean, I get that she wouldn't give you, me or probably any 'Ron here the time of day, but come on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (NIRP2)

109 The US deployed federal troops to the Mexican border at the turn of the 20th Century when Pancho Villa was conducting cross-border raids. That's where George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it. It's also where Pershing distinguished himself, laying the groundwork for his later command of the AEF in WWI.

Posted by: Bigwig from Watership Down at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

110 Hey there. I got standards. Low ones, but standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Oh, yeah...Navy.

*bites tongue*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y3sT9)

111 also posse comitatus only technically applies to the army and air force
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

Which is weird since there was no Air Force when it was passed.

When the Air Force was spun off from the Army is was explicitly catagorized as "army" for constitutional purposes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (V1D0R)

112 Off (with reluctance) Bigwig sock.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (qUD5Q)

113 If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

The puzzle box guy?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (y87Qq)

114 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April

the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me.

the problem is mostly with her waist and hips.

really high waist, no hips

https://tinyurl.com/y9m8qepr

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1)

115 Kate Upton's elbows are grubby and dry. She needs moisten them with lotion.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (bJ0w+)

116 104 98 Kate Upton may not be perfect but her merits swell above her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I)

Aye. Well above. One might say tower... or bounce.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (sxI6A)

Jut maybe?

From the chest up, she's damn nice.

The rest of her is not ugly, at least not 'dance on Barbara Bush's grave' ugly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:38 PM (xJa6I)

117 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ok. OK. We know the US Marines are the Men's Department of the US Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (hyuyC)

118 Governor Brown.

I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt before she got the shakes.

Lucky old bastard....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (EoRCO)

119 George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it.
--------------

He was a racist.

*looks around for statues*

Posted by: SJW at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (y3sT9)

120 We're gonna need more lawyers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)

It doesn't make any difference what happens, it will be good for lawyers...

Until our respect for the judiciary and the entire court system vanishes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (n9EOP)

121 99 >>> Beautiful photo on the Bing front page. Their news sucks ass, but pretty pictures

Do you take the daily quiz?
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (cHbmY)

Don't see that option.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (sxI6A)

122 AP is reporting they already have the Comey memos.

First McCabe gets fired hours before his pension.

Then he gets a criminal referral from the IG.

Comey goes on his yuge book tour.

And then his memos get released.

There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

123 I will admit I looked at the hacked pics of a nekkid Kate Upton. I think she's very pretty but I'm not a big breast guy and that's her best asset.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (A3edJ)

124 105
94

If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

Good hockey player but I do hate him, except when he's playing against the team from the center of the Canadian universe.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:37 PM (3zhEq)

He is no "Little Ball of Hate" no matter how many cheapshots he takes. There can be only one Pat Verbeek.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (DxWUs)

125 @ yankeefifth

I think people or at least people like me, just like that she's very, very jiggly up top. Nice Kathy Ireland-esque face helps too.

For hips and waists, I have other models in mind.

Like the blonde in this morning's post. Yow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (xJa6I)

126 Damn I hate that bald headed fart.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (RHEDC)

127 The price of a U-Haul that goes from San Francisco to Dallas is 2-3 times the cost of one going the other direction. They are pushing out their middle class. Whether it is deliberate or not does not matter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:30 PM (rnAwa)

********************

They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

128 The thing about Kate Upton is that while she might be imperfect I can picture a man happily spending his life with her making babies.
I have no ilusions about that man being me,

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (3zhEq)

129 I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt before she ~~got the shakes.~~ bulked up to play in the NFL.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MDlMP)

130
The puzzle box guy?

Posted by: hogmartin

The star of every "NHL Cheap Shots" compilation in existence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (HMWAu)

131 There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

Pucker Nacht.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)

132 sure kate upton has a pretty face but nothing else is in proportion

I'll take that over crackers in bed any day of the week.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (Tyii7)

133 Brown's orders here carry no more weight than in the bathhouses of SF.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (MDlMP)

Barry O: That's my juris-dick-tion

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

134 I, for one, don't see a damn thing wrong with how she is proportioned.

I mean, I get that she wouldn't give you, me or probably any 'Ron here the time of day, but come on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April

look harder

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

135 Here's my view on the question...

What is the ultimate point of having an army and building up military strength, if not to defend your land from foreign invaders?

If we were invaded by sea, say, by whatever remains of the Chinese navy that managed somehow to slip past our own Navy, of course we could deploy our Marines to fight their marines on the beach. There's no way you could argue that the Constitution requires us to say, "Well, you managed to reach our soil, so I guess we're not allowed to fight you anymore. Come on in, then."

So, my opinion (and you can take THAT for what it's worth), is that, yes, active-duty troops can indeed be sent to the border for the purpose of guarding the border.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (wSC8T)

136 look harder
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

Can do!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (xJa6I)

137 @28 we know we dont come out of this w/o violence...either WE do something if justice is denied, or THEY do something if their komisars are punished
---------------

I suspect that Trump is waiting for representatives of California's government to do something so outrageous that even the media has trouble spinning it. While the actions of Brown, Bacerra, etc... are pretty out of bounds right now, there's still too many people with their heads in the sand. So if Trump drops the hammer on them, he risks turning them into martyrs. And that's something he *really* doesn't need right now.

On the other hand, if he gives them enough rope and stays patient, they just might hang themselves in such a way that the public ends up overwhelmingly siding with Trump's actions. As an example, some counties in the state have made it clear that they don't intend to comply with the State's rules regarding non-compliance with Federal immigration laws. If, say, Sheriff-Coroner Hutchens of Orange County gets perp-walked by State law enforcement because she followed Federal law, then that might prove to be a step too far in the eyes of the public, and give Trump the cover that he needs to go after Brown and the others while minimizing the resulting political conflict.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (e7Q0v)

138 >>> Don't see that option.

The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)

139

That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (GdWl+)

140 123 I will admit I looked at the hacked pics of a nekkid Kate Upton. I think she's very pretty but I'm not a big breast guy and that's her best asset.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (A3edJ)

One thing about her is she does have a great smile. She seems like a genuinely happy person. That counts for a lot.

To each their own, however.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (sxI6A)

141 Brown should be arrested for many federal felonies...imagine if we actually had a AG that wasn't a stumbling old deep state fool.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (r9UYA)

142 Well Red I only said the poo flingers are probably flabby, because some non-perfect male specimens can't just enjoy the image of a pretty woman (or find their own image if they genuinely have different tastes) they have to fling poo. Kate is the common target and its just old.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (eASYU)

143 look harder
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

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Naahhh, don't need to. I stand by my comment, in full.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (NIRP2)

144 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

This.

The liberalism cancer metastasizes. A liberal acquaintance allowed as how he and his wife (amazingly, a female) were also thinking about moving to AZ, complaining about taxes and regulations.

Yet if he manages to pollute to AZ with his funky butt, he'll vote for EXACTLY the same shit that caused him to leave here. He's too stupid to learn from experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (MDlMP)

145 @ junior

The A. Lincoln manuever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I)

146 24 13 posse comitatus just means you can't use soldiers as a police force
defending the border is the military's #1 job
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 08:20 PM (hMwEB)

It was also pretty much rescinded under a 2006 Bill...

Bill basically states that if the President deems that a State cannot, or will not, enforce Law, that the President can use the Military to do so.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

147 PaleRider is simply irredeemable

I think I've only ever heard complaints about her elbows...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 08:43 PM (LDxhw)

148 California Uber Alles

https://youtu.be/fG8UuZ0NZGY

[quote]
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower...
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will creak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

149 Naahhh, don't need to. I stand by my comment, in full.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April

all your comment says it that you are unable to identify any deficiency, not that there is none.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

150 My close-quote got eated.

Rizzzzz!!!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

151 118: heard she gives great hand jobs now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

152 There have got to be a lot of people in DC right now with puckered sphincters speed dialing lawyers.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

Plus side is that thanks to that Clinton appointed judge, the govt can argue that all the client attorney contacts can be revealed per precedent. Sure the Supreme Court will likely rule against it in the case that eventually gets to them, but til then?

The new rules the left has imposed suck, but they will know regret when they are being brought to bear on them.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of Melancholy at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (Ojki1)

153
Posted by: The Duck of Death

STFU, dunce cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (tFDiW)

154 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (sxI6A)

Definitely agree. At this point that's number one priority for me. Been there done that on the looks being a priority. But yeah I think Upton has both.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (A3edJ)

155 138 >>> Don't see that option.

The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)

Found it. Interesting, if brief.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:45 PM (sxI6A)

156 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)

Yup....Locusts never change, they just move on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

157 I wrote a long post about that trailer Cobra Kai, while completely drunk, on the ONT.

Johnny makes a face-turn, and Daniel makes a heel-turn, because the old instructors aren't there anymore. Both characters seem to get fleshed out in a story that seems like a joke of a concept. Those characters didn't need to be fleshed out in the old movie.

I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer built an orphanage and was smothered in hugs by the grateful children. There is an upper limit to redeeming a character, but Johnny isn't it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (rnAwa)

158 > talk about how Kate is fat. She is not in any universe fat, she has boyish hips so she doesn't have the hourglass figure from typical gal hips

===
Kate's not fat. She has scrawny chicken legs, though.

Posted by: Hambone at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (/uYLX)

159 >>> California Uber Alles

Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

160 Well Red I only said the poo flingers are probably flabby, because some non-perfect male specimens can't just enjoy the image of a pretty woman (or find their own image if they genuinely have different tastes) they have to fling poo. Kate is the common target and its just old.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April

generally speaking commenting on the physical attributes of the horde is probably unwise since it could boomerang.

besides, you have missed the point of the discussion of kate upton. the point is not whether or not she is fat but whether or not she is misproportioned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (MTjB1)

161 tracked and detained by the CIA
----
But that's the FBI's job!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (VBKy9)

162 all your comment says it that you are unable to identify any deficiency, not that there is none.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

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No, my OP was stating my opinion. And, that is in fact my opinion.

So, how can that be wrong again?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (NIRP2)

163 JS, what do you think the Comey memos say? Besides bitchy stuff like the excerpts from his book?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:48 PM (PUmDY)

164 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)

165 jljlkj;j

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (bUjCl)

166 109 Same with many Civil War officers. Mexico is basically training wheels for the US Army before they have to fight a big war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (l70U7)

167 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK)

168
I suspect that Trump is waiting for representatives of California's government to do something so outrageous that even the media has trouble spinning it. While the actions of Brown, Bacerra, etc... are pretty out of bounds right now, there's still too many people with their heads in the sand. So if Trump drops the hammer on them, he risks turning them into martyrs. And that's something he *really* doesn't need right now.

On the other hand, if he gives them enough rope and stays patient, they just might hang themselves in such a way that the public ends up overwhelmingly siding with Trump's actions. As an example, some counties in the state have made it clear that they don't intend to comply with the State's rules regarding non-compliance with Federal immigration laws. If, say, Sheriff-Coroner Hutchens of Orange County gets perp-walked by State law enforcement because she followed Federal law, then that might prove to be a step too far in the eyes of the public, and give Trump the cover that he needs to go after Brown and the others while minimizing the resulting political conflict.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (e7Q0v)

I concur this is what Trump is doing now in other areas like the Mueller Fishing Tours, Inc.

And Miss Lindsey is the bait boy.

The Left has tried to smear a duly elected president with a fake scandal for 15 months now. The Democrat Press Machine has done their best to cover it up and misdirect any material fact that makes the Dems or Deep State look bad.

Let them continue to pull more rope so they can hand themselves.

The Globalist - Leftist corruption is truly unprecedented.

They aren't even trying to fake lawful activity any more. How long can they hang on with some Random Hawaiian Judges, and the Hack Clinton judge Kendra crooked whatever? Not forever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UsCnO)

169 free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet

I've got no dog in this fight, but you speak wisdom.

Happy woman >> stunningly beautiful woman.

IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

170 No, my OP was stating my opinion. And, that is in fact my opinion.

So, how can that be wrong again?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April

well, if you look at the photos she is in, including those linked to from the lingerie article, you can tell that she knows her proportions are off by the way she stands in the photos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (MTjB1)

171 I'm perfectly proportioned.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (Tyii7)

172 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)

Happy and Buxom is a really nice combo.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (953wK)

173 Free you made me smile.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (eASYU)

174 There is nothing wrong with Kate Upton.

I named one of my Glocks after her.

I named the other after Kate Beckinsale.

Yes, they are both called Kate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (FDnQi)

175 I don't find it so unusual that they aren't expected to do anything. I mean, they are government employees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Kate Upton appears to be a happy person, willing and able to laugh at herself. That alone, makes her attractive. Yeah, the rest of the package is attractive, too, but made much moreso with the added benefit of happy.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (CL76w)

that's not the point.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

177 Oh, FFS. I once heard someone lament Kate Upton's "square" titties.

It was a catastrophic tragedy of epic proportions!

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 08:51 PM (bJ0w+)

178 >>> We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Mr Lyndon is on record that he likes that PDT scares the hell out of politicians.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (cHbmY)

179 9
Therefore, pursuant to your request, we are providing the requested
memoranda in both redacted and unredacted formats for your convenience.
Consistent with your request, we are providing an unclassified version
of the documents redacted to remove any classified information. The
unclassified version of the documents is enclosed.

---> The unredacted documents are classified, and we will provide
those in a separate, secure transmittal to the House Security office
tomorrow.<---

Members of your committees will be able to view the classified transmittal in the House Security office.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya55qm5q

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 08:15 PM (Sc+fF)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The underbussment of the gangly piece of shit otherwise known as James Comey commences. I hope he enjoys either and is very good at fighting and/or taking it up the squeak hole, because that is in his future; hopefully sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (r+mGZ)

180 *raises paw*

How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (y87Qq)

181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (MTjB1)

182 I'm perfectly proportioned.
Posted by: Lena Dumbham

Replica of Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

183 Square bewbs?

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)

184 They're pushing them out to red states which they will then proceed to turn blue because they are unable to connect the dots as to why they left in the first place.
-------------
Charlotte Observer front page:
Billionaire wants to turn NC congressional seats blue: 'A fight for the soul of America'

California billionaire Tom Steyer announced Tuesday that he plans to invest $1 million into the effort to flip North Carolina's 9th and 13th congressional districts by mobilizing young voters.

Posted by: SJW at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (FJXGr)

185 Oh, I see what is happening here now.

Again.

(sigh)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 08:53 PM (FDnQi)

186 Christina Hendricks is welcome to rub her fatness all over me.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (+lOpA)

187 Fcuk him with a large piece of rusty re-bar. . . . . . .insert with a sledge hammer.. . . . . . .repeatedly!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+mGZ)

You know I'm getting sick and tired of this. We had Kate Upton earlier in the thread, and did any of you assholes offer me to her? noooooooooo

it's always the like this....

Posted by: Rusty Rebar at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (LDxhw)

188 "the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me. "

Now we know you've lost your ever-loving mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

189 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??

Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)

190 Even my proportions have proportions.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

191 hogmartin

Let's talk War Plan Green.

Ally with the cartels, or treat them like Stalin treated the true believers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

193 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??
Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)

Now, really. Which would YOU rather talk about?

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

194 "the problem with the kate upton ophiles is that same with the michelle obama ophiles. quit trying to force the idea that they are flawless on me. "

Now we know you've lost your ever-loving mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at April

same problem, difference of degree

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (MTjB1)

195 I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer built an orphanage and was smothered in hugs by the grateful children. There is an upper limit to redeeming a character, but Johnny isn't it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (rnAwa)

But then George Washington would save the children.... but not the British Children....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (NgKpN)

196 The clicking near the center of the page and look for a 'Q' icon.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:42 PM (cHbmY)

It's says, Now pay attention 007

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)

197 More War Plan Green

Seize the oil fields, or go for Mexico City?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)

198 Yes, they are both called Kate.
Posted by: Merovign
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I had a lawn vacuum that I labeled 'Monica'. A neighbor was offended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (FJXGr)

199 well, if you look at the photos she is in, including those linked to from the lingerie article, you can tell that she knows her proportions are off by the way she stands in the photos.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (MTjB1)

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Ima going to just end this by saying that apparently I have much less exacting standards as to what constitutes an awesome female form than you posess.

We'll need to agree to disagree, and move on down the road.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (NIRP2)

200 Ally with the cartels, or treat them like Stalin treated the true believers?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)

I've never heard anyone posit the first option and it intrigues me because it sounds so monumentally stupid. Which means it's probably the best option.

Care to elaborate?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (y87Qq)

201 180 *raises paw*

How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?

Wait just a minute. Are you saying that Kate Upton shouldn't protect her borders from illegal entry?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (UsCnO)

202 If Brad Marchand's head got cut off and went rolling down the ice spurting blood I would scream... with happiness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (mq+BG)

They'd just sew it back on and send him out for his next shift. These aren't soccer players.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (O5Q3r)

203 so what happened to Peaches ? last I heard Indiana was not quite Utopia after all. Did she return to the Land of LA ?

Posted by: chango butt at April 19, 2018 08:56 PM (GmKca)

204 More War Plan Green

Seize the oil fields, or go for Mexico City?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)[/o]

Oh, no. Guadalajara won't do.

https://youtu.be/kgWWliZHjtI

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (953wK)

205 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

206 I made a joke about the movie The Patriot. I said that in the director's cut, the British cavalry officer
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Tarlton? That red-coated SOB is still hated in SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (FJXGr)

207 Okay, maybe I should just give up on italicizing quotes from now on.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (953wK)

208 How the actual fk did Kate Upton become the topic of a post about enforcing the border, did she win the gold medal in bathing suits or hold a day care center hostage or something also why is Ace posting at 8pm and when did it get so late?

And what does any of this have to do with Godzilla?

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (+lOpA)

209 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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As he should.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (FJXGr)

210 I think the Big Earthquake will solve a lot of California's problems in like minutes. The only question is when.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (O5Q3r)

211 A third-rate fiction writer wouldn't have gone as far as the actual line in the just-released Comey memo: "I'm not sneaky, I don't leak." That's some killer rich stuff there, man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (tvTpQ)

212 Wait just a minute. Are you saying that Kate Upton shouldn't protect her borders from illegal entry?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (UsCnO)

More of an environmental consideration, I'd imagine, selective approval of drilling permits.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (y87Qq)

213 >>205 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

That creep has to be corrupt. He should be investigated.

I crack myself up.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 08:58 PM (r9UYA)

214 Maybe the UN can send peacekeepers to California.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 19, 2018 08:59 PM (CnulY)

215 181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 08:52 PM (MTjB1)

*smashes beer bottle*

Ok, now you have stepped over the mark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 08:59 PM (sxI6A)

216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

217 I had a lawn vacuum that I labeled 'Monica'. A neighbor was offended.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 08:55 PM (FJXGr)

Should have said, If it makes you any happier I'll name it after you instead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

218 @181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
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All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

"Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here! Uh... and so are my t*ts! And stomach? How about my crotch? Are you interested in a woman's crotch? You do know that's higher up, right?"

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (e7Q0v)

219 Build some hunting blinds 500m from border. Declare "free fire zone". Auction off use of blinds to big game hunters.

Posted by: Uncle Nuge at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (DpOmP)

220 Steyer gives me the serious creeps.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)
*******************

He's like an older David Hogg or a younger George Soros.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (PvFoN)

221 Whew. Just finished a long crying jag. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: James Homey at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

222 hogmartin

The hard core of resistance to a well run Mexico is the Narco state; the cartels and their bought politicians. Indeed, they are Mexico, with tendrils into the US.

An Alliance would give us the OOB, wiring diagrams, lists of names needed to cleanse Mexico. This is Plan B.

Take Mexico over with their help. Betray them. Show no mercy. We need control of the state to stop them, really.

This is using the Left's tactics for a greater strategic good.

Plan A is to kill all of the cartels, take all resources from them and their supporters, and let the untarnished rule.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

223 That red-coated SOB
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Green-coated.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (VBKy9)

224 216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

Hmmmm..... maybe the President needs to be inducted into the FBI... give him a Badge and shit...

Because it seems like if the President lies to the FBI... its a crime... but if the FBI lies to the President.... its just... standard practice.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

225 https://tinyurl.com/ya37vmo2

What were we talking about again? I went to a happy place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (sxI6A)

226 @189 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??
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There's a link up above. And I totally didn't watch the video at the link of her falling over while topless.

Swearsies!

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (e7Q0v)

227 118 Governor Brown.

I remember when he was banging Linda Ronstadt .....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 08:39 PM (EoRCO)
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You know this?

Look, I'm not saying he needed a beard.
I'm not saying that maybe at that time she just wanted a vacation from sexual entanglements.
I'm not saying the press attention helped both of them.
Who knows?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (0jtPF)

228 *waves arms furiously at America*

Save us Obi Wan Trump! You're our only hope!

--Morons left behind in California

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (EZebt)

229 >>>Posted by: Uncle Nuge

4F Uncle Nuge, missed his chance.

Posted by: The Duck of Death at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (zNVgn)

230 @225 FAT !!

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (bUjCl)

231 yup off topic but IDGAF This needs to be said:

Dear Jackstraw,

You have obvious inside info or you are remarkably astute.

Im going with both and hearty THANK YOU.

Seriously dude, I comb these threads for your inspiring words.

I have not yet (an RCH away) given up on sessions and I too believe that things are different with Trump at the Helm. When I read the story about Rudy I could hear the turd filing up in Muellers pants.

Rudy doesn't fuck around and his 'negotiation' is one that I highly suspect will not yield an inch to Mueller. Quite the contrary.

The undefined scope of this "investigation" is about to shrink to the size of a Cheerio.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 19, 2018 09:03 PM (aR6C/)

232 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

233 Also, Comey DID pledge loyalty to Trump. LMAO. I love POTUS and wouldn't have kissed his ass to that degree.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (tvTpQ)

234 Stayer looked like the devil incarnate in that first impeach PDT ad he did. Very sinister

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

235 225 https://tinyurl.com/ya37vmo2

What were we talking about again? I went to a happy place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2018 09:02 PM (sxI6A)

I wants me some of those mis-proportions.

Whoa.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (UsCnO)

236 Mel Gibson was an ersatz Francis Marion, so I assume Jason Isaacs was ersatz Tarleton. Cornwallis was Cornwallis.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (rnAwa)

237 Trump is right to deny him the cover of this "charade."

Wha....?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at April 19, 2018 09:05 PM (eHYux)

238 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK)

the problem is that the current iteration of *punk* see the same issues with the same right wingers and think the lefties will answer their prayers...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LDxhw)

239 If the military isn't allowed to guard our border, then I don't know what they're for.

-
Social experiments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

240 Quiet Man @37,
Yes.
cj 60657

Posted by: chicongo johnny- cig smuggler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (5CirR)

241 I was gonna post something about the "planned spontaneous protests" over a hypothetical Mueller firing, then I saw that Trayon White (D - Bigot) went to the Holocaust Museum... then got in an argument claiming that it looked like the Nazis were protecting one of their victims, and then left early.

Hooboy.

https://bit.ly/2F1mc5w

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (FDnQi)

242 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)

243 If he's wrong, he is going into a shallow grave. Kidding.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

244 How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??

Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ZUN/u)

from one horrible boob to one pair of great boobs?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LDxhw)

245 All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

"Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here! Uh... and so are my t*ts! And stomach? How about my crotch? Are you interested in a woman's crotch? You do know that's higher up, right?"

Posted by: junior at April

the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1)

246 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

247 That's what el Jefe did; he deployed the Guard for re-election purposes but made sure they just shined their boot the whole time.

Of course, he had the Border Patrol serving as bellhops, too.

Not an expert, but there are many levels of deployment from voluntary to mandatory.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2018 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

248 Not OT, since it's Kate Upton. Kate Upton!

As I said earlier: best shape of her life.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydxlwf8a

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Ha! My wife looks better in workout tights.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 09:07 PM (LnOh3)

249 And what does any of this have to do with Godzilla?
Posted by: eleven at April

same waist and hip dimensions

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (MTjB1)

250 The hard core of resistance to a well run Mexico is the Narco state; the cartels and their bought politicians. Indeed, they are Mexico, with tendrils into the US.

Sadly, I think it's more than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (GBxj/)

251 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

Which is bullshit because it ignores the 80-85% of the population that's post-op transgender.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (y87Qq)

252 @245 the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.
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The problem is that you were looking down there to begin with.

Posted by: junior at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (e7Q0v)

253 hogmartin

Not really. The Mexican Marines are fighting the good fight. No one else.

The strategic center is in the US. A whole bunch of spiritually empty people that feels drug use is a sacrament feed the cartel. No drug use in the US, no cartels. Solve that problem and Mexico has a shot at being lawful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (hyuyC)

254 Mel Gibson was an ersatz Francis Marion, so I assume Jason Isaacs was ersatz Tarleton. Cornwallis was Cornwallis.
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And John Graves Simcoe founded Toronto, and freed the slaves without, to my knowledge, poisoning any horses here.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (VBKy9)

255 Happy woman >> stunningly beautiful woman.

IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 08:50 PM (hyuyC)

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

You gotta make an ugly woman your wife...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

256 the problem is once you see them you cannot look away.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1)

I've seen the claws, yikes.

Posted by: chango butt at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (GmKca)

257

Kia makes a Cobra now?

Wow, the power-to-weight ratio must really be something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (GdWl+)

258 218 @181 now, christina hendricks is fat. she also has messed up feet.
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All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

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...you might be Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

259 The best kate upton pic got leaked in one of the fappening leaks. kind of nsfw or I would share.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (MTjB1)

260 Which is bullshit because it ignores the 80-85% of the population that's post-op transgender.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (y87Qq)

They're there. You just can't tell.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (+lOpA)

261 Who's Kate Upton? And, no, I'm not going to look.

Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (wgCUV)

262 All I've got to say is, if you're focusing on a woman's feet...

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...you might be Quentin Tarantino.
Posted by: exdem13 at April

her feet would be more appropriate for tentacle porn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2018 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

263 Who's Kate Upton? And, no, I'm not going to look.
Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 09:09 PM (wgCUV)

It's a kind of weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (y87Qq)

264 216 192 Ha ha ha.

One of the memos Comey leaked says he told Trump he wasn't sneaky and didn't leak.

This is so awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

Omg. ThiS even better than I imagined what would be in his girly diary writings!!!

Where can I read these!?
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:00 PM (Z48ZB)

Another excerpt

"I have a big date tonight - with a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream."

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (ANIFC)

265 Hah....yeah that big toe comes looping in from Cleveland.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA)

266 A whole bunch of spiritually empty people that feels drug use is a sacrament feed the cartel.

Singapore has shown the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (GBxj/)

267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

268 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

You gotta make an ugly woman your wife...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

Leave Obama out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (GBxj/)

269 I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

They're still taking human sacrifices in Mexico. The manner of sacrifice has changed, that's all.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (953wK)

270 Steyer is on my Hellfire-from-a-Predator list right after Soros & his kids.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (Mbmmf)

271 BTW, they took down the statue of Cornwallis in Halifax, N.S. because he was mean to the Indians.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (VBKy9)

272 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I saw how the Navy did it as well. It can be done.

Singapore and the Navy have advantages of limited access.

The panopticon society could potentially eradicate the entire drug culture. But can we accept the certain collateral damage of that depth of control over others?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (hyuyC)

273 267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

I understand. The problem is fundamental. How fundamental? That I don't know. On good days, I think it could be fixed with a couple generations of occupation, as in Japan and Germany.

On bad days ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (GBxj/)

274 So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly woman to marry you.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (0tfLf)

275 I tried slathering myself with cream cheese icing because I had heard he was a fan. Didn't get one whiff.

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

276 The US deployed federal troops to the Mexican border at the turn of the 20th Century when Pancho Villa was conducting cross-border raids. That's where George Patton got his first taste of action, and fell in love with it. It's also where Pershing distinguished himself, laying the groundwork for his later command of the AEF in WWI.

Posted by: Bigwig from Watership Down

Those cross border raids started right after our US President, who had made commitment of a trainload of arms to Villa, Welched on the deal which cost Villa a good number of his men.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (Sc+fF)

277 "The orange glow of Trump made me nervous, oh Reinhold Neibuhr, please save me!"

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LnOh3)

278 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)
I will admit, I liked him in the harry potter movies. he does the villain really well.

what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LDxhw)

279 "Is that allowed?"

Fuck the left, their rules. Time to make them feel it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, yeah, that one. at April 19, 2018 09:16 PM (Ayk4B)

280 The California government has done NOTHING that benefits normal Americans since Pete Wilson was the governor.

After Wilson was gone the train went off the track.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 19, 2018 09:16 PM (3/xBT)

281 273 267 Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm trying to be optimistic here. Mexico has never, ever, been well run. From the Aztecs on, there is the constant fight for good amidst the ruins of potential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)

I understand. The problem is fundamental. How fundamental? That I don't know. On good days, I think it could be fixed with a couple generations of occupation, as in Japan and Germany.

On bad days ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Santa Anna hated Mexicans, he said they were to stupid to have a democracy.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (Sc+fF)

282 The panopticon society could potentially eradicate the entire drug culture. But can we accept the certain collateral damage of that depth of control over others?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:14 PM (hyuyC)

I understand your point here too. My point was that it can be done; whether we're willing to do it or not is another question.

It's not clear that we need the panopticon culture. If consequences are sufficiently draconian, it's probably not necessary. But again, are we willing/able to make consequences sufficiently draconian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (GBxj/)

283 Jason Iscaacs was a good bad guy.

He was also good as a detective in a BBC thing I saw.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)
I will admit, I liked him in the harry potter movies. he does the villain really well.

what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.
======

He's also the "bad guy" in The Patriot.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (nILVB)

284 what BBC thing was it? I'm curious. need something new to watch.
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LDxhw)

Case Histories. I think.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (+lOpA)

285 Memo to self, I think PDT likes Chaps.

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

286 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

Yes! And so happy and successful too.

There are no poor, unhappy, drug addled homos or non-whites anywhere in TV land.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 09:19 PM (EoRCO)

287 270
Steyer is on my Hellfire-from-a-Predator list right after Soros his kids.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 09:13 PM (Mbmmf)

Hellfire? Predator? These clowns are on my Marines still issue bayonets list, I don't want some distant pretend pilot taking credit for these kills.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:21 PM (DxWUs)

288 Palerider, not blasting you. While i am neither fat nor portly, I am far from perfect. Kate upton is neither fat nor portly, but not perfect. I think many women are attractive, but not perfect. I'm happy with that.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 09:21 PM (ZG9gR)

289 Link to Comey memos: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4442900-Ex-FBI-Director-James-Comey-s-memos.html

Note, at the outset, Comey doesn't "know the classification." He's screwed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:22 PM (tvTpQ)

290 When I was at Ft Lewis I met an old duffer who was a private in Pattons platoon. A very coolguy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:22 PM (0tfLf)

291 Deplorable Jay Guevara

In the Navy, we tied employment to no drug use.

In the civil world would we have a drug using Civilian Construction Corps wannabes? Isolated from the civil society?

Would the government provide drugs to people, if they did not vote and were used for medical research?

The Organ-leggers series by Larry Niven were short stories that took parts from criminals to extend lives of citizens. But then more and more actions became death penalty crimes. In one story it was running a stop sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hyuyC)

292 Jimmy Soul was awesome...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Posted by: Comey at April 19, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

293 >>Posted by: Getcha Pull

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

294 "He asked me if this was a private conversation. I said that it was."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (tvTpQ)

295 Memo to self, I think PDT likes Chaps.

Posted by: Comey

Jimmy, you see the pointy things sticking out from under those tapadaros?

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (Sc+fF)

296 Based on prime time commercials, almost all families are interracial or gay.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2018 09:06 PM (Z48ZB)

---

My favorite has been watching a show based on a divorced couple who split up because the guy 1) didn't want to have sex often enough and 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office.

I know it's supposed to be a comedy, but that was one of the funniest things I had ever heard. So much so that it's a distraction from everything else.

Really, Hollywood? That was what you thought you'd push? What is that, 0.05% of all heterosexual marriages end because the guy doesn't want to have sex with Pam from the Office who is crazy about having sex and wants to have sex with her husband every day?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (LV5XU)

297 "...panopticon..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 09:17 PM (GBxj/)

Jeremy Bentham was a fvcking fascist, in the worst sense of the word.

Not my favorite social theorist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (wYseH)

298 Trayon White (D - Bigot) went to the Holocaust Museum

-
Absolutely infuriating.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

299 Does anyone remember overusing Polo or Chaps to not smell like weed or cigarette smoke? Your folks knew what was going on.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

300 http://bit.ly/2J8HJvm
+++++
Rudy Giuliani Joins Trump Legal Team: 'I Have High Regard for the President and for Bob Mueller' | Breitbart

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (y3aQB)

301 Comey states in the memo that he told Trump that "he didn't do weasely moves and didn't leak"

Creating the memos and then leaking them is not only extremely weasely but it makes him a LIAR

Is there anyone less self aware than Lord Jim ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Ymy4N)

302 Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

The Cartels give Mexican elected officials and civil servants the choice between silver or lead, one or the other. It takes incredible bravery to turn them down.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (qUD5Q)

303 per Fox, Comey memos are released, don't disprove that Hillary is innocent of running a red light

Levin sounds pissed about something

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (KxbBq)

304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

305 Really, Hollywood? That was what you thought you'd push? What is that, 0.05% of all heterosexual marriages end because the guy doesn't want to have sex with Pam from the Office who is crazy about having sex and wants to have sex with her husband every day?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (LV5XU) fnord (LV5XU)

That was one of the premises of the British comedy "Chef!"

I'm sure there are others.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (FDnQi)

306 Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

The Mets game is the free game of the day on MLB.

So you can watch Matt Harvey get his ass handed to him....for FREE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (wYseH)

307 Is there anyone less self aware than Lord Jim ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:27 PM (Ymy4N)

Have you heard about me and my sisters book? - D Feral Hogg

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (DxWUs)

308 Kate's not fat. She has scrawny chicken legs, though.
____________________

Hey, me too!

But I still snagged a rich prince!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (fqUgw)

309 Jeremy Bentham was a fvcking fascist, in the worst sense of the word.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:25 PM (wYseH)

You can go tap on his aquarium glass though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:29 PM (y87Qq)

310 http://bit.ly/2JcftrL
++++
Exclusive - Rohrabacher: I Would Have 'Physical Proof' Russia Is Not Assange's Source of DNC Emails if Not for Mueller

Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 19, 2018 09:29 PM (y3aQB)

311 Does anyone hold civil authority in Mexico without the cartels' sufferance? Legitimately asking, I really don't know.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)

The Cartels give Mexican elected officials and civil servants the choice between silver or lead, one or the other. It takes incredible bravery to turn them down.

Posted by: troyriser

If the civil >elected< authorities wanted the Cartels gone the Cartels would be dead. The Mexican govt doesn't GAS about its people.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:30 PM (Sc+fF)

312
That was one of the premises of the British comedy "Chef!"

I'm sure there are others.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (FDnQi)

----

50% of the population are crossdressers, 70% of the population is gay, and 92% of all marriages end because the man doesn't want to have sex.

Love,
Hollywood

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LV5XU)

313 FREE NUTRIA!!!!

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (KF6/T)

314 304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

Maybe for the woman who divorced her husband. The other way around, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

315 >>The Mets game is the free game of the day on MLB.

>>So you can watch Matt Harvey get his ass handed to him....for FREE!

Mr. .500 says what?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf)

316 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office

Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (eHYux)

317 Poor Levin looks like he's gonna pop a vessel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

318 >>>How did you guys go from talking about Jerry Brown to Kate Upton's boobs??<<<

If Kate Upton's nipples were emitting perky, moist Moonbeams, I still wouldn't give Jerry Brown a fucking dime to deploy the Guard if he's not going to comply with an order to protect and defend the border.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (bJ0w+)

319 Go Braves!!!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

320 How about deploying drones equipped with DEWs along the border provide bavkup. People catching on fire along the border would work wonders on the trafficking problem.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Q9ugn)

321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

322 Declare the shithole to be in rebellion and get the troops in Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Q1UO3)

323 Have you heard about me and my sisters book? - D Feral Hogg
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (DxWUs)

One of the first auctions I attended was sale of cast offs of Ima Hogg. Many decades ago

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (Ymy4N)

324 2) didn't want to have that sex with Pam from the Office

Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Well, for one, my wife would kill me.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (CL76w)

325 You know who was hot? That chick that replaced Pam from The Office.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

326 well I for one can't hardly wait for "Happy Days" to be revived with Potsie dating Ralph Malph.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KxbBq)

327 And Kate Upton is a cow

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)

328 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU)

well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...

yeah, it's probably is.

but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)

329 JS, < 2 months until start I'd D&C tour.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (PUmDY)

330 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Sc+fF)

331 Spot the oxy, Moron.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

332 327 And Kate Upton is a cow
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)

Udderly ridiculous

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Ymy4N)

333 Of

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

334 Well, for one, my wife would kill me.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (CL76w)

might be worth the risk... lol

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (LDxhw)

335 Spontaneous. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (hyuyC)

336 but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?
Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)

Ummmm....no. The wimmens in Hollyweird are all smart, competent and full of piss and vinegar.

Men need not apply.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 09:37 PM (EoRCO)

337 Seriously? How in the world- we'll, how in the real world- could that premise get a green light?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:33 PM (eHYux) fnord (eHYux)

Because entertainment execs don't understand anything but irony.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (FDnQi)

338 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...

yeah, it's probably is.

but I bet they're not playing that angle are they?

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LDxhw)

---

No, she's a wonderful loving mother who just wanted to have sex every day like any other wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (LV5XU)

339 Spot the oxy, Moron.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

English, what do it mean...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (LDxhw)

340 Maybe Gov. Moonbeam can use the National Guard to stop the people fleeing his state instead.

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NbRJx)

341 Maybe for the woman who divorced her husband. The other way around, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

--------

I have to disagree. After I moved out and began dating, I started getting laid again, after 2 1/2 years.

God Bless you Teresa. That first time, I'm surprised stuff wasn't leaking out of your ears.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NIRP2)

342 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

Define "stunning."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

343 Mexico needs to be invaded and thoroughly conquered. Conquistadors rock.
Jail every government worker down to dog catcher.
Then start over.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (0tfLf)

344 If you have two planned spontaneous protests conflicting on your calendar, do you get your assistant to call and reschedule one of the planned spontaneous protests?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (y87Qq)

345 304 Oh, and I also learned that the period immediately after a divorce from someone you care deeply about and share children with is a wonderful, carefree time of happiness, dating, and being happy. And also dating and lots of happiness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:28 PM (LV5XU

Missing the sarc tag.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Q9ugn)

346
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Spontaneous planned are an oxymoron.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (MLEGZ)

347 Spot the oxy, Moron.

TAP ALERTS
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Soros and the Soros clan spontaneously find themselves on Hungarian soil.
America becomes oddly void of protests.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (Sc+fF)

348 Mr. .500 says what?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (/tuJf)

9-8 = .529

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (wYseH)

349 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa P. at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nILVB)

350 No, she's a wonderful loving mother who just wanted to have sex every day like any other wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : Did Comey's Attorney Have Any Other Clients? at April 19, 2018 09:38 PM (LV5XU)

pray tell, the name of this mythical land and directions to said locale...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (LDxhw)

351 Yeah, like Upton doesn't make you guys horny.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (VBKy9)

352 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

::taser::

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

353 the solution is simple: Federalize the CA ARNG and AFNG, taking them out of Moonbeam's authority, deploy them to the border, then put them in active enforcement roles and order the PAOs to trumpet that shit to the 4 winds...

F our stupid "sanctuary state" law.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (jaNjl)

354 I hope they engage in human spontaneous combustion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (IqV8l)

355 I have to disagree. After I moved out and began dating, I started getting laid again, after 2 1/2 years.

God Bless you Teresa. That first time, I'm surprised stuff wasn't leaking out of your ears.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NIRP2)

I've been celibate for going on 8 years.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

356 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

How long has it been? They have nematocysts now.

They're... evolving.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (y87Qq)

357 The Comey memos already lesked?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (SYiiL)

358 Insomniac

Well, an electric eel implant would be right out. As would a joy buzzer in hand.

Stunning is in the eyes of the beholder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (hyuyC)

359 well, if she's a lying, cheating whore who ...
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa P. at April 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nILVB)
if the bridle fits...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (LDxhw)

360 Define "stunning."

Equipped with a taser. Or a Violet Wand. Your choice.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)

361 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2018 08:46 PM (cHbmY)

Ayup.

DK.

We need a punk music revival, now that we know who the *real* totalitarians are.
Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2018 08:49 PM (953wK

Jello had a bead on Jerry Brown from the getgo...he also drew one on Reagan, which I wisely ignored.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (5leUT)

362 Define "stunning."
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
=====

Don't wanna toot my own horn, but....

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (nILVB)

363 >>9-8 = .529

Oh you won a game. Congratulations!

Double digits are just around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

364 360 Define "stunning."

Equipped with a taser. Or a Violet Wand. Your choice.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 19, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)

That would be any of the Ette's, myself included.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YYn2L)

365 redc1c4, good to see you here. I haven't forgot about the "String of Pearls" but life interferes with important things.

Posted by: neverJerryBrown at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (Sc+fF)

366 I'd rather have guns and money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Mbmmf)

If you have enough guns and money, you can get all the lawyers you need, one way or the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (efC8N)

367 ALH, I am convinced that all 'ettes meet both definitions of stunning. With sparkling personalities to boot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

368 "357 The Comey memos already lesked?"

Some sneaky leaker leaked 'em. Probably wrote it in a memo, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (tvTpQ)

369 I've been celibate for going on 8 years.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

---------

That absolutely sucks, although it sounds like there may be an element of personal choice to that. I refer to putting yourself out there and actively pursuing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2018 09:45 PM (NIRP2)

370 Federalize them AND deploy them to Texas

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (MLEGZ)

371 And Kate Upton is a cow

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:35 PM (KF6/T)

Udderly ridiculous

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2018 09:36 PM (Ymy4N)
Yes, keep on milking that line for all it's worth!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (n9EOP)

372 the man with the candy balls
Like 2 beer cans stacked on end
Has a head on it like a beefheart
Ruined that whore in Fresno

Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (KF6/T)

373 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

374 ALH, I am convinced that all 'ettes meet both definitions of stunning. With sparkling personalities to boot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)
Having been lucky enough to meet a few 'ettes, your assumptions are 100% correct!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (n9EOP)

375 MC50 tour is coming here. Just Wayne with soundgarden guitarist and others. I have high hopes, which will prob. be dashed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (PUmDY)

376 372 the man with the candy balls
Like 2 beer cans stacked on end
Has a head on it like a beefheart
Ruined that whore in Fresno
Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at April 19, 2018 09:46 PM (KF6/T)

Now that's art.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lOpA)

377 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (Ckg4U)

378 NOOD ONT...

enter at your own risk...

Posted by: Todler at April 19, 2018 09:49 PM (LDxhw)

379 373 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

Wonder what Rudy thinks of him nowadays.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

380 Hrothgar, well, maybe not stunning.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (a3OL0)

381 WTF with the memos? They look like pages from his My Little Pony Diary. This is what the Deep State has been protecting?

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 19, 2018 09:50 PM (ZG9gR)

382 I have never not been wasted at a Trader Vic's.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

383
All 'ettes are saucy, winsome and 29.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2018 09:51 PM (s8E31)

384 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)
*************
Hello Big Boy

Posted by: Stormy at April 19, 2018 09:52 PM (Q1UO3)

385 Double digits are just around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

Shall we double down?

Two dozen oysters and a bottle of good white.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:56 PM (wYseH)

386 Oysters and ww? Blech.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

387 The one thing that has been pretty well illustrated this week is that Comey is a fucking nutjob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:47

That's true in spades.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2018 09:58 PM (yJ1e6)

388 I've been celibate for going on 8 years.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
---
ONLY 8?

you lucky bastard.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 10:00 PM (jaNjl)

389 Wikileaks with memos...
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987142090307055616

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2018 10:01 PM (VBKy9)

390 >>Shall we double down?

>>Two dozen oysters and a bottle of good white.

Oh why not.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 10:03 PM (/tuJf)

391 342 321 Insomniac

Do we need to crowd source a week with a stunning woman for you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

Define "stunning."

pulse?

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 19, 2018 10:09 PM (CL76w)

392 Do they need CA guards? Can't they use other states guards on CA-Mexico borders?

Posted by: 4rcane at April 20, 2018 08:57 AM (uvlNx)

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