Meghan McCain to James Comey: Are You Sure You're Not a Partisan Political Commentator? Cuz You Sorta Sound Like a Partisan Political Commentator to Me

By the way, does anyone else notice that Comey looks luminously orange, with ghost-taint white half-moons under his eyes, in all of his media appearances?

Check out Comey's Hunter Moon make-up on the former Bill Clinton communications director's nonpartisan political show, and this other picture from that appearance here, and then compare those looks to the lambently-orange glow he sports on The View appearance (video at the link).

Who's orange now, bub?

It's almost as if that's a fairly standard make-up application for tv appearances, and it's almost as if someone who spent a decade on TV might have just adopted it as a habit.

"I want to believe you're not a political person," McCain said to Comey. "You’re the head of the FBI, but you write in your book how you went to President Obama, and you were on the verge of tears, saying you were going to miss him. You also said were dreading the next four years with Trump."
...
McCain then brought up how Comey's wife went to the anti-Trump Women’s March and was "very sad on election night."
"But why bring up politics now?" McCain said. “No disrespect, but what your take on the current Republican Party is -- I'm more interested in what you know about national security."
"I brought it up because I was asked about it," Comey said.
Later in the interview, McCain told Comey that he sounds "like a political commentator."

Incidentally, John Sexton writes that Comey has a good, sound explanation as to why he felt it necessary to note that he was (briefly) re-opening the Hillary Clinton investigation despite all the caterwauling from the left that he should have done his Deep State Duty and concealed that information from the public.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:31 PM

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1 We shall see ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at April 18, 2018 07:27 PM (AoK0a)

2 nd

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 07:27 PM (LDxhw)

3 he sounds like a political commentator, because that's how he ran the FBI, as a democrat politician.

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 07:28 PM (LDxhw)

4 I am beginning to have "strange new respect" for Meggy Mac. Not going to put her on my Christmas list or anything, but she's starting to grasp that the media is no friend to Republicans, even sellouts.

Posted by: pookysgirl is reporting from the planet Hoth at April 18, 2018 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

5 I could set up camp on those bags.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)

6 It's hard to follow the enormous amount of corruption.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:31 PM (U+nHb)

7 It's not east being orange.

Posted by: Kermit the Comey at April 18, 2018 07:32 PM (9Hjhc)

8 There's so much there there for a change!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 07:33 PM (n9EOP)

9 Or easy, right autocucumber?

Posted by: Kermit the Comey at April 18, 2018 07:33 PM (9Hjhc)

10 7 - LOL

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (nEfz3)

11 Did I mentioned that I cried?

Posted by: Comey at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (UdKB7)

12 The only reason Comey "re-opened" the investigation in October is because that info was going to leak, either from the NY or Charlotte FBI offices or from the NYPD, and he didn't want to be seen as running a cover-up.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (nu45M)

13 Did I mentioned that I cried?

Posted by: Comey

What, are you the cousin of a son of a mailman?

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (LDxhw)

14 I have to check if the moon is blood since Meghan McCain is performing actual journalism.

Nope. Moon isn't made of blood. Sky is blue-ish. I have no antlers. Evidently this is Earth Prime.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (c1VpD)

15 Posted by: pookysgirl is reporting from the planet Hoth at April 18, 2018 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

I think she's asutue enough to recognize that right now there's a new sheriff in town and she'll wave and smile at him until it's no longer profitable or looks like a good bet!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 07:35 PM (n9EOP)

16 Dayum! I'm shocked at Meghan.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

17 Ghost of Lee Atwater is always right.

Perhaps his spirit can possess some cucks out there

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (LnOh3)

18 Orange? Hmm...I wonder if his dad carried the mail?

Posted by: John Katschitz at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

19 The more I see of Comey, the more I think he's bonkers. Clinically.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

20 I have to check if the moon is blood since Meghan McCain is performing actual journalism.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 18, 2018 07:34 PM (c1VpD)

She's actually been rational and critical several times in recent memory.

I know, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (y87Qq)

21
Comey is still on about the "no criminal intent" crap I see.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

22 He has a good and sound explanation. It's just the wrong one.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

23 Clinically.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

Wearing a blue shirt to send a message, nothing psycho there, right?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 07:37 PM (n9EOP)

24 I thought they all said Jim Comey was above reproach.

A cockroach, yes, but not above reproach. Just like his Daddy, Herr Mueller.

He was a career FBI man. He is reason number 1 why the FBI needs to be abolished. There are probably thousands just like him drawing a paycheck and looking for ass to kiss rather than doing their damn jobs.

Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 07:37 PM (EoRCO)

25 He seems nice.

Posted by: John Katschitz at April 18, 2018 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

26 where they at the Javitz center?

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 07:38 PM (n13/j)

27 Well grammie thats Trumps take too: insane.

Ps , Pixy doesnt like my apostrophes.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:38 PM (LnOh3)

28 Well, add Meggy McCain to the juggernaut.

Yep. We will see all kinds of stuff happening now.

Any

Time

Now.

Led by extra special secret investigator Herr Steiner.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2018 07:38 PM (xDf3o)

29 The more I see of Comey, the more I think he's bonkers. Clinically.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

Agreed. The Deep State appears to be made up of mentally and emotionally damaged people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)

30 He has a good and sound explanation.
=====================

You know who else had a good sound? The Yardbirds.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

31 Paul Ryan/Megan McCain 2020 CoC Party

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (4+5ym)

32 He's the biggest fucking Oompa Loompa I've ever seen!

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

33
The Bigger & Better Question From Meghan McCain Would've Been: James Comey, Why The Fuck Are You On The View, The Most Unserious, Partisan, Idiotic Show On Daytime Television??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (VwqM3)

34 Ps , Pixy doesnt like my apostrophes.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:38 PM (LnOh3)

iOS? Turn off smart quotes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)

35 We saw the freak out on election night by the rank and file Stalinists but I would buy the pay-per-view to see the internal FBI videos. Think Bluto when the horse hits the floor.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (JGjMj)

36 The 2 adulterous FBI agents, someone asked why so quiet.
They are cooperating with Sessions
Just my theory

Posted by: Backbeat Baby at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (Gbx3O)

37 It's hard to follow the enormous amount of corruption.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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It is endemic. They've been working hard at, aided, encouraged and abetted primarily by Clinton and Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2018 07:40 PM (c/EDo)

38 Comey has already mentioned who he wants to play him in a movie based on his book.

Is this real life?

WTFF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:40 PM (U+nHb)

39 Comey has gone completely around the bend. He's mental.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 18, 2018 07:40 PM (2NqXo)

40 James and I could run on the Pumpkin Ticket.

Posted by: John Katschitz at April 18, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

41 James Hogg be all like "damn, that Comey's a whore"

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:40 PM (Kuhyt)

42

I'm starting to wonder if this whole Comey thing just might be the break we've all been waiting for.

As soon as I heard his reason for reopening the investigation into Her Heinous so close to the election, I've thought this.

Could it be that the Left has finally jumped the shark?

Rest assured that confidence is low, but I wonder if we'll look back in a year or two and point to that day and that Prog as the beginning of the end of Progressivism. If it is, then we've got a lot of work to do to root that shit out of everything, starting with skools and congress at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 18, 2018 07:41 PM (GdWl+)

43
Another good question is: Comey, Do You Think You Were A Good FBI Director Even After Your Long Record Of Failure Is Well Documented?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:41 PM (VwqM3)

44 "Comey has already mentioned who he wants to play him in a movie based on his book. "

It can only be me. I will portray my part with honesty and honor it deserves.

Posted by: Comey at April 18, 2018 07:41 PM (UdKB7)

45 What a fag.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 07:41 PM (4+5ym)

46 Did I mention that I cried?

Posted by: Comey at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

47
Another good un-asked question: Comey, higher loyalty to whom? Do you really believe your book is somehow helpful to the American People?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (VwqM3)

48 Another good question: Mr. Comey, how fucked in the head are you exactly?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (9Hjhc)

49 Has anyone ever asked him how and why he grafted "intent" onto a strict liability statute?

Posted by: RI Red at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (ZG9gR)

50 >>The only reason Comey "re-opened" the investigation in October is because that info was going to leak, either from the NY or Charlotte FBI offices or from the NYPD, and he didn't want to be seen as running a cover-up.

Pretty much.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

51 It's comforting to know that Looney Tunes once directed the FBI. gah

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

52 MAGA turn off your smart punctuations in settings

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (kufk0)

53 Is she worth a titty Fuck?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (6Ll1u)

54 Heres my take. All these higher ups sound and act insane because they directly worked for actual demon possessed individuals. It would drive you insane with such malevolent forces interacting with you daily.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:43 PM (LnOh3)

55 Another good un-asked question: Comey, higher loyalty to whom? Do you really believe your book is somehow helpful to the American People?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (VwqM3)

Prepare for mangled Bible verses if that ever comes up.

Posted by: pookysgirl is reporting from the planet Hoth at April 18, 2018 07:43 PM (XKZwp)

56
I am beginning to have "strange new respect" for Meggy Mac.

She's already lapped Kristol.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2018 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

57

Comey, why did you and Acting Director McCabe ignore the warnings given to you for Nikolas Cruz and the Tsaernev brothers?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:43 PM (VwqM3)

58 *hic*

I got yourpumpkin right here, Assholes!

*rips bong*

Posted by: John Boehner at April 18, 2018 07:44 PM (89T5c)

59 Is she worth a titty Fuck?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (6Ll1u)

Ummmmm.......Yes. Motorboat too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 07:44 PM (EoRCO)

60 Is she worth a titty Fuck?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April

peculiar question. were you offering?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

61 The first wing of the solar array has deployed.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

62 Did Comey's eyes stray toward Meggies' Rack?

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (djCea)

63 Is she worth a titty Fuck?

===

I have excellent references, sailor !

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)

64 "I hereby sentence Clinton, Comey, Lynch, McCabe et al to...a slap on the wrist. But suspended due to the wondrous good these fine folks will do in the future."

You know that's how it will come out. It took three tries before Anthony Weiner earned some jail time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (l9m7l)

65 He wants the guy who played the coach in Friday Night Lights, Kyle somethingorother.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (U+nHb)

66 All I get from that Sexton link to some website I've never heard of is that Comey wanted a smoking gun. Or was scared that a pissed off FBI agent would find said smoking gun and upload it to the web before he could be relocated to Gitmo.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (Kuhyt)

67 It seems all the movies and books lied to me about what the head of the FBI is like..the kind of man he would be. Bcz Comey is not even close. I mean, it is embarrassing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (F0aU4)

68 What would Jethro Bodine do?

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (Tyii7)

69 and he didn't want to be seen as running a cover-up.

Being seen would fail the cover-up he clearly was running.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

70
Another good question by Megham McCain to Comey: Does This Fat On My Fat Ass Make My Fat Ass Look Fat?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:46 PM (VwqM3)

71 Comey is sleazier than the last time I saw him.

Would be so fantastic to see just some justice.

Just once.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2018 07:46 PM (UsCnO)

72 Test'n

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:46 PM (LnOh3)

73 Rich Zeoli the conservative guy in the afternoon on the Philadelpha station said Comey sounds like he's been dumped by his girlfriend-and his "Trump has orange hair and his hands are small" sounds like the male equivalent of "She wasn't so hot". It was quite funny. I don;'t think they were suggesting Comey was gay, just that he sounds catty. They think Comey is going through the classic stages of grief-he just hasn't gotten to the acceptance stage. Whenever anyone asks him if he's hurt he denies it, yet says "I was fired, after all." Comey obviously needs therapy and spiritual direction. I wonder if he's getting either.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:47 PM (tpDAe)

74 I gotta believe all these deplorable FBI and DOJ indictees-in-waiting are feeling a bit like the Warden in Shawshank. Fear, confusion, and so on.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 18, 2018 07:47 PM (JyFLk)

75 Comey, why did you let your undercover agents abet those jihadis getting all the way into the event in Garland TX?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2018 07:47 PM (+Y4s3)

76 Comey is a good candidate for Sessions good ol' standby, Civil Asset Forfeiture. Let him trot around flogging his book, then grab the money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 07:47 PM (XlbwU)

77 honestly, there's no lack of evidence or proof of bad-thoughts on the part of Hillary for setting up the server and deleting her emails.

We're living in crazy world to pretend that the whole cabal weren't knowingly skirting the law to hide their pay-to-play scheme through their foundation, to spy on trump, and to do whatever else I forgot.

Many Obama fuckers used private emails to do official business to avoid detection of deep state swamp shit, along with their affairs and other misdemeanors.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:47 PM (Kuhyt)

78 gotta believe all these deplorable FBI and DOJ indictees-in-waiting are feeling a bit like the Warden in Shawshank. Fear, confusion, and so on.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at Apri

lead, it's what's for dinner

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

79 "Bcz Comey is not even close. I mean, it is embarrassing."

I put a bag over my head.

Posted by: zombie Efrem Zimbalist Jr at April 18, 2018 07:48 PM (UdKB7)

80 What would Jethro Bodine do?

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:45 PM (Tyii7)

Install the one-way mirror backwards.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2018 07:48 PM (0QYMt)

81

That reminds me, aren't we way overdue for lena dunham to say or do something outrageously disgusting?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:49 PM (VwqM3)

82 Is McCain the first journalist, reporter, news figure to ask him about bringing politics into it?

If she is, it just shows how incredibly biased and stupid our MSM is...not that we needed even more evidence. But maybe they do.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 18, 2018 07:49 PM (F0aU4)

83 The second solar wing has deployed. Now comes a period of powering up the satellite, testing its systems and cameras, and gradually raising its phasing orbit for the lunar flyby in about a month that will eventually place it in its intended science orbit.

For now, everything looks great! It looks completely successful at this point.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

84 I'll be sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts?

There are a lot of terms I learned here that I wish I had not. And no, I don't want to look it up on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:49 PM (tpDAe)

85 Has anyone asked Comey that if Trump was such a horrible, nasty, villainous figure, how come he was A-Okay working for him until Trump shitcanned him?

Posted by: Maritime at April 18, 2018 07:49 PM (lKmt3)

86 I never did get over the death of Old Yeller.

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (Tyii7)

87 There's actually eyebag product Comey could use on those suitcases under his eyes.

Also, if only Meggie Mac's daddy had the balls his daughter seems to have.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

88 That reminds me, aren't we way overdue for lena dunham to say or do something outrageously disgusting?
================================

I'm sorry, but her fifteen minutes has expired. So, who?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (XlbwU)

89 Rich Zeoli the conservative guy in the afternoon on the Philadelpha station said Comey sounds like he's been dumped by his girlfriend-and his "Trump has orange hair and his hands are small" sounds like the male equivalent of "She wasn't so hot"."

----------nah, bro. I notice that liberals seem to have one not to play, they play it, they repeat it like a cargo cult member repeats the signals from a signalmen long long ago...

It's a leftwing greatest hit, doomed to never change. Like the 98% of scienctists all forever and ever believe in global warming (narrator: online poll of 77 people) that chicks make 77% on the dollar for the exact same work (narrator: it was not the same work), and 3-out 3.5 females in college get rayped by evil white jocks (narrator: they made it up to sleep with the white jocks)

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (Kuhyt)

90
What worries me is no one has a bad word to say about Wray. It's quite telling, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (VwqM3)

91 Comey is a Walter Mitty living in a fantasy world where people worship him. The dude has issues. Psychological issues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

92 Fen - some things are best skimmed past.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

93 All these interviews are asking the questions wrong.

It's not "don't you think Clinton obstructed justice?"

It's "why didn't you investigate Clinton for obstruction of justice?"

The latter question puts Comey on the spot about HIS actions.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (LnOh3)

94 When her father finally sucks the cock of Satan, I will tip a Budweiser in tribute

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)

95 There's actually eyebag product Comey could use on those suitcases under his eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Do tell...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (9Hjhc)

96 I'll be sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts?

There are a lot of terms I learned here that I wish I had not. And no, I don't want to look it up on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April

that thing where the girl pushes her together and the guy his johnson between them, that is a titty fuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

97 Guess who's going to be a guest on The View tomorrow?

Dana Perino. Hawking another stupid book about "America's dog" Jasper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

98 Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (Kuhyt)

So what is the thing they repeat? Disparagaing comments about Trump's appearance?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:52 PM (tpDAe)

99 AoSHQ Stylebook Violation, Ace.

Page 479, clause 969a, specifically states that: "All headlines regarding Meghan McCain must end with the phrase - 'and then she motor-boated him/her'."

Please make an appropriate note.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2018 07:52 PM (BfOXk)

100 Walter Mitty did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 07:52 PM (4+5ym)

101 sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts?

There are a lot of terms I learned here that I wish I had not. And no, I don't want to look it up on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April

you know, if you google the "tittyfuck, definition" you will get a definition not a demonstration.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (MTjB1)

102 My dream is to see Comey and McCabe in handcuffs and orange jumpsuits.

Hey, James. If an orange jumpsuit was good enough for Martha Stewart??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

103 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

O.k. Thanks for that info-I guess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (tpDAe)

104 Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (r9UYA)

105 >You know who else had a good sound? The Yardbirds.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (cvY7W)

106 There's no team in Lebron James, bitches! Step up your game or I'll bench your candy asses!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (bJ0w+)

107 98 Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:50 PM (Kuhyt)

So what is the thing they repeat? Disparagaing comments about Trump's appearance?"

----------right....cheeto face, mcSmall hands...haha! zing!

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (Kuhyt)

108 Meghan McCain to James Comey: Are You Sure You're Not a Partisan Political Commentator? Cuz You Sorta Sound Like a Partisan Political Commentator to Me

George Snuffleupagus: She's doing it all wrong!! She's supposed to kiss his ass to help destroy Trump!! Who let her on TV?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (SiINZ)

109 turd (n.) -- That guy in the makeup.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (cke+b)

110 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

111 Ah jeez. Having to explain some Horde terms to Fen is kinda like explaining them to mom. Except if it was mom I'd also be wondering why she was asking me anything, seeing she's been in the ground a baker's dozen years...

OK, that went to an odd place.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (lLeln)

112 Best we'll get on Obama is "unindicted co-conspirator".
But that would be a helluvan asterisk in the history books.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (ZG9gR)

113

Has Eric Clapton been knighted yet?

How about Ozzie Osbourne?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (VwqM3)

114 sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts?"

---i assume a girl is asking this because as a guy...the thought has occurred to every one of us.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (Kuhyt)

115 AoSHQ Stylebook Violation, Ace.

Page 479, clause 969a, specifically states that: "All headlines regarding Meghan McCain must end with the phrase - 'and then she motor-boated him/her'."

Please make an appropriate note.
Posted by: Sharkman at April

why would meghan mccain motorboat someone? wouldn't you want the phrase to be "and then meghan was motorboated"

don't make me edit the style book edits.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (MTjB1)

116 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.
Posted by: MAGA

You can't drop that tidbit without a link!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (lLeln)

117 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein."

------oh my, It's true. Perkins coe just got raided too.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Kuhyt)

118

Who's orange now, bub?

Taunt of the week winner. Good enough for reuse should circumstances call for it.

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (EzdLW)

119 Has Eric Clapton been knighted yet?

How about Ozzie Osbourne?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (VwqM3)

Lemmy snuffed it right before he was going to get his

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (SiINZ)

120 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

source ?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (bUjCl)

121 Questions no one ever asked Barry: "What's with the huge ears? Why did your whore mom leave you with your Commie grandparents and the man who took naked pictures of your mom when she was a teen?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

122 If anyone is really interested why Comey reopened the Hillary email case right before the election, here's why.

https://tinyurl.com/zeetwwg

Note the name of the federal prosecutor in NY and remember that name. It will come up again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

123
OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Posted by: MAGA

Was it Raylan Givens?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (VwqM3)

124 so

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (bUjCl)

125 "The Yardbirds."

Heh. Fistbump for teh funny and the good taste.

And Hi grammie!!

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (ZCD4H)

126 I think the term about meggy mac is that ace wanted to violate her squeak hole

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Kuhyt)

127 US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Was he nabbed at Comet Pizza?

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

128 sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts

that is something altogether different.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

129 Fen - some things are best skimmed past.

Going where the sinners are is part of the job right. Maybe ace can get a bulk discount on Tyvek suits.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (FhXTo)

130 Ok, that didn't happen, but it would be nice if it did.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (LnOh3)

131 Rand Paul blocking Mike Pompeo? WTF?!

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (Z48ZB)

132 yup, police at chappaqua where apparently Hillary is barracaded in her house firing on police.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (Kuhyt)

133 Sigh. I do believe I got trolled...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (lLeln)

134 Hi teej!

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (lwiT4)

135 fish hooks!

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (Kuhyt)

136 Oh Fen.. there are somethings you don't need to know. Sadly, now you do.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (dUJdY)

137 Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Eh, I'm going with "Greatest Living Example of the Peter Principle."

He's not criminal. He's a spineless idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (cke+b)

138 obama's grandparents were decent they weren't commie. His hawaii mentorfrank marshal davis was the commie

Posted by: Village Idiot at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (bf86X)

139 >>>Being seen would fail the cover-up he clearly was running.

Exactly. While his announcement in October was a bombshell, I can only imagine what a shitstorm it would have been if the story had been leaked to the press. Hell, it wasn't until later that we learned that they had already been sitting on it for weeks. What if the actual truth had come out in October instead of Comey's self-serving CYA?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (nu45M)

140 Ok, that didn't happen, but it would be nice if it did.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (LnOh3)

fortnight in a box

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (bUjCl)

141 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Posted by: MAGA
========================

And, I dreamt a beautiful dream.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (XlbwU)

142 I stopped asking about unfamiliar terms when AtC and others were talking about The Sybian.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (xDf3o)

143 You know who else had a good sound? The Yardbirds.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

Yup, loved them. Clapton (or Clapner) Beck and Page.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ)

144 Asking for a friend...

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

145 It's not east being orange.
-----
Or typing with webbed feet!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2018 07:57 PM (VBKy9)

146 MAGA, that was not cool. I actually believed it. Because any fricken thing is believable in this crazy political world.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (U+nHb)

147 sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts"

---I am amused. "how could I use these breast things for pleasure....hmmm..."

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (Kuhyt)

148 "It isn't my politics, it is my values."

Maybe one of those values should have been the one you swore to when you took office, to protect and defend the Constitution of these United States, you useless waste of air and space.

Is that one of your values?

Because it doesn't sound like that's one of your values.

Or your politics.

Take your pick.

Asshole.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (7UW64)

149 *kicks MAGA*

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (bUjCl)

150 Sean Hannity is doing the fox news equivalent of tea-bagging some pudding, whatever that is.

Greg Gutfeld is a Moron™ whether he knows it or not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (rnAwa)

151 I gotta provide a little excitement around here.

You should thank me for that momentary feeling of elation.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (LnOh3)

152 Guilty as sin, free as a bird.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (r9UYA)
+++++
Boring as Fuck, Nutty as Squirrel shit

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (y3aQB)

153 Oh Fen.. there are somethings you don't need to know. Sadly, now you do.
========================

I believe that one is a good one to know. It says so right here on my "good list".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (XlbwU)

154

btw, the fbi is so corrupt, they couldn't even be trusted to arrest members of the mob. The US Marshal Service had to do it.

True story.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (VwqM3)

155 Anybody else find it humorous that "titty" was censored and "fuck" was not?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

156 Playing Train Kept a Rollin' at top volume.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (cvY7W)

157 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 07:53 PM (MTjB1)

I'm a little leery of looking up anything related to sex on the internet. I once tried to look up a theatre site and it look me to porn site instead. So, I figure I'll ask all the men here who use these terms It's like asking your older brother embarrassing questions. :^) I don't know-men I've "known" don't tend to use odd slightly sophomoric sexual terms. They just say "let's do such and such" and describe the action, or just do it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (tpDAe)

158 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

gotdamnmotherfuckingcuntwhorecocksuckerfaggot

that's not funny.

don't do THAT

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (LDxhw)

159 138 obama's grandparents were decent they weren't commie. His hawaii mentorfrank marshal davis was the commie
Posted by: Village Idiot at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (bf86X)

-------

That is not true, dig a little deeper especially into grandma.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (U+nHb)

160 You should thank me for that momentary feeling of elation.

Thanks for nothin', chump.

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

161 I gotta provide a little excitement around here.

You should thank me for that momentary feeling of elation.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (LnOh3)

here is your elation, pal

*karate chops MAGA*

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (bUjCl)

162 sorry I asked this, but what is a "t****y fuck? It's where you masturbate on a woman's breasts?

There are a lot of terms I learned here that I wish I had not. And no, I don't want to look it up on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, or are really drunk*, sometimes the mommy will let the daddy rub his penis between her breasts.

*Usually it's drunk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (9Hjhc)

163 how can y'all have been on the internets for as long as you have been and not happened upon these terms simply by accident?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

164 MAGA lol.

I knew that could never be true.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (r9UYA)

165 Felenon is a trooper, but trying to understand morons will you probably give you a migraine.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (6Ll1u)

166 MAGA, please don't get my hopes up.

Posted by: RI Red - Bandana Republican at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ZG9gR)

167 Orange Is The New Cuck

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (EzdLW)

168 158 OT: Shit getting real. US Marshals just arrested Rosenstein.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:54 PM (LnOh3)

gotdamnmotherfuckingcuntwhorecocksuckerfaggot

that's not funny.

don't do THAT
Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (LDxhw)

Yeah, that would rate a flaming skull if true.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

169 19 The more I see of Comey, the more I think he's bonkers. Clinically.
____________________

I diagnose Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Delusions of Grandeur.

That'll be $75.00 please.

Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (fqUgw)

170 165 Felenon is a trooper, but trying to understand morons will you probably give you a migraine.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (6Ll1u)

It's better just to observe. Like gorillas in the mist.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

171 and a blow job is when you masterbate while a girl blows in your ears

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 08:01 PM (Kuhyt)

172 Anybody else find it humorous that "titty" was censored and "fuck" was not?

Posted by: Insomniac

looked right through that. but now that you point it out, it's funny as hell...

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 08:01 PM (LDxhw)

173 Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

Because I think titty is a silly word and people use fuck around here so often it's lost it's power to even raise an eyebrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:01 PM (tpDAe)

174

The fbi hid Whitey Bulger for many many years. They finally had to arrest Bulger after receiving a definitive tip on the reward hotline and they could no longer cover up Bulger's whereabouts.

But then the FBI SCREWED the tipster out of the reward and *supposedly* rewarded some person in Finland (or somewhere) for phoning in the tip!

Total screw job. And no one, especially the Fake News and the Cucks, had any curiosity to investigate.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 08:01 PM (VwqM3)

175 So, I figure I'll ask all the men here who use these terms It's like asking your older brother embarrassing questions. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (tpDAe)

Well that's good. There are certainly worse places to ask that sort of thing if you're not sure what you're asking about. Odd as it is, it's nice of you to think of us that way.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)

176 Well James, it looks like you've lost the liberals, conservatives, and RINO's. Yep that's quite a trifecta.

Posted by: RedEchos at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (lokiW)

177 When a man and a woman love each other very very much...

Posted by: Backbeat Baby at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (Gbx3O)

178 doggie style is when you masterbate while you take your dog for a walk

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (Kuhyt)

179 NASA TV signing off and doing replays of the launch:

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

180 178 doggie style is when you masterbate while you take your dog for a walk
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (Kuhyt)

Dog park got a restraining order on you?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

181 138 obama's grandparents were decent they weren't commie. His hawaii mentorfrank marshal davis was the commie
Posted by: Village Idiot at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (bf86X)
-------
That is not true, dig a little deeper especially into grandma.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2018 07:59 PM (U+nHb)

Yup.....I always read that his Honky grandparents were fellow travelers and lefty loons.

The daughter and what she shot out of her loins were the fruit of a rotten family tree.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (EoRCO)

182 rickl, what satellite was launched today? I'm on the road and out of the loop on it.

Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (LDxhw)

183 What a fag.

Must be from Jersey.

Posted by: Can't Touch This Pump at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (4O/g7)

184 Ok, that didn't happen, but it would be nice if it did.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 07:56 PM (LnOh3)

You're an asshole. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (O5Q3r)

185 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2018 08:00 PM (9Hjhc)

He didn't say that, which is quite common . He said it's where a woman pushes her breasts together and the man inserts his penis between them.Ttwo different things=rubbing your penis onan woman's breasted and inserting them.

I think I['m done with this subject. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (tpDAe)

186 Masterbate? Is that what they use to bass fish?

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Tyii7)

187 51
It's comforting to know that Looney Tunes once directed the FBI. gah
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

"Hold my beer"
- J. Edgar Hoover

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (rnXGe)

188 Preet Bharara?

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Z48ZB)

189 B( . )( . )BS!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

190 Dog park got a restraining order on you?"

yeah but substitute "restraining order" with security and substitute "dog park" with my office.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (Kuhyt)

191 That's nice that Meghan said that.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (+lOpA)

192 Obama's grandparents (the American ones, not the Kenyan ones) were true believers in the Little Red Church.

Commies thru and thru.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

193 1850-Meant inserting your penis between a woman's [ushed together breats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (tpDAe)

194 f anyone is really interested why Comey reopened the Hillary email case right before the election, here's why.

https://tinyurl.com/zeetwwg

Note the name of the federal prosecutor in NY and remember that name. It will come up again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)
========================And yet, despite the hyperventilating in the article, no one is in jail. No one is even being investigated! Heck, Huma got immunized!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (XlbwU)

195 He looks like a tan freak guy.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (aC6Sd)

196 I thought doggy style was sleeping with an unattractive furry partner.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (xDf3o)

197 Tweety F*c* is where you get drunk watching Cool World and zany hijinks occur....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (SzZnW)

198 rickl, what satellite was launched today? I'm on the road and out of the loop on it.
Posted by: Todler at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (LDxhw)

TESS. It bird-dogs exoplanets for bigger telescopes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (y87Qq)

199 He didn't say that, which is quite common . He said it's where a woman pushes her breasts together and the man inserts his penis between them.Ttwo different things=rubbing your penis onan woman's breasted and inserting them"

----yes, some folks prefer spit to lubricate the experience although other fluids can be obtained, some commercially.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (Kuhyt)

200 B( . )( . )BS

Italian boobs!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

201 Odd as it is, it's nice of you to think of us that way.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)

I think that's a very nice way of you to think of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (tpDAe)

202 Roggy Ryle!!

Posted by: Scooby Doo at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (djCea)

203 Yup.....I always read that his Honky grandparents were fellow travelers and lefty loons.

The daughter and what she shot out of her loins were the fruit of a rotten family tree.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (EoRCO)

Mercer Island socialists. And a bank president. Probably pretty mild stuff by todays standards.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (Z48ZB)

204 Great, the new tablet came with fkn alexa. Not sure I disabled it or not.

Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (a3OL0)

205 There are certainly worse places to ask that sort of thing if you're not sure what you're asking about. Odd as it is, it's nice of you to think of us that way.

But, Fen, please be aware that their is no pervert/client privilege here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (cke+b)

206 I'm a little leery of looking up anything related to sex on the internet. I once tried to look up a theatre site and it look me to porn site instead. So, I figure I'll ask all the men here who use these terms It's like asking your older brother embarrassing questions. :^) I don't know-men I've "known" don't tend to use odd slightly sophomoric sexual terms. They just say "let's do such and such" and describe the action, or just do it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April

lol. entire reams of stufff I would not know were it not for the internets, email, and instant messaging. porn and that entire universe of practices and concepts used to be a rather closely circumscribed universe of people and material.

you would never encounter that stuff that is common today because non one would ever bring a girlie mag to the office and swing by and show you some filthy picture, but with a swipe and a click they can send you a link or a pic with a note that "says look at this"!

early on in the internets lots of guys I know had "wtf" moments when they would get some especially shocking, abhorrent pic in an email. now everything is old hat.

porn is going to run out of ideas sooner or later. guess they will just recycle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

207 192 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

America is being killed by her red diaper babies.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (SzZnW)

208 >>Preet Bharara?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

209 Don't blame me. Blame the US Marshals.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2018 08:07 PM (LnOh3)

210 But, Fen, please be aware that their is no pervert/client privilege here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (cke+b)

Huh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (tpDAe)

211 208 Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

What is Parakeet Brouhaha up to today?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (SzZnW)

212 yankeefifth, porn ran out of new stuff well before Fanny Hill was a first edition.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (xDf3o)

213 B( . )( . )BS

For those what likes 'em bold!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

214 Obama's grandparents (the American ones, not the Kenyan ones) were true believers in the Little Red Church.

Commies thru and thru.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

And what did they get for their troubles? Barry's contempt and resentment. Typical white person

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (SiINZ)

215 Alexa can be disabled in Settingd

Posted by: Backbeat Baby at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (Gbx3O)

216 *Usually it's drunk.

Yes. And maybe some begging or cajoling is involved.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (F0aU4)

217 I thought a Tweety fuck is when one masturbates while bird watching.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (89T5c)

218 Alexa, I need a Bible verse.

Posted by: James Homey at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

219 I've thought about this a bit. Suppose I were in Comey's position, and charged with investigating St. Hillary. I'm not sure I could muster sufficient even-handedness to do a good, fair job. At a minimum, I'd want one or more Hillarhoids on my staff to help me maintain balance.

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (MDlMP)

220 What is Parakeet Brouhaha up to today?
Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:08 PM (SzZnW)

I like that name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (tpDAe)

221 Ask anything you want Fen. We all love talking sex. Plus, it gives us a better (not bigger) thrill than fake US Marshall reports!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (XlbwU)

222 Here it is, comey, hellary, ubama or soros hisself won't do not ary a day for their crimes. Now, after they take that last breath? Fo sho, they will.

'Vengeance is Mine' sayeth the Lord.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2018 08:10 PM (zLDYs)

223

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 18, 2018 08:10 PM (VwqM3)

224 155 Anybody else find it humorous that "titty" was censored and "fuck" was not?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

I find it humorous that you thing titties could accomplish that feat. Titties are cute little things, maybe an "A" cup. For that job, you need boobs, or jugs, or cans. At least a "C", and probably more like a "DD" or so.

But there I go getting all engineered up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

225 217 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (89T5c)

or "carnal knowledge acquired in a bird costume"

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:10 PM (SzZnW)

226 I think that's a very nice way of you to think of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (tpDAe)

I actually thought of it as "on what other anonymous Internet forum could she trust a pack of gibbering goons to give humorous but truthful answers" but I liked your way better

Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (y87Qq)

227 >>What is Parakeet Brouhaha up to today?

You mean after Trump told him his job was safe and then a while later was fired by Trump with no reason given?

Part of the Resistance.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

228 220 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (tpDAe)

It helps to humanize donks by giving them nicknames....

I have to remind myself they are human.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (SzZnW)

229 The 35,000 convicted felons on parole in New York state will soon receive pardons by executive order of Gov. Mario Cuomo, which restores their voting rights.

The governor will also issue pardons to new parolees on a monthly basis.

Only those convicted of firearm offences are exempt from the pardon program.

Richard Azzopardi, a spokesman for the governor, called
the executive order a "narrow use of power."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (398bZ)

230 Don't tranny fuck!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (4+5ym)

231 >I find it humorous that you thing titties could
accomplish that feat. Titties are cute little things, maybe an "A" cup.
For that job, you need boobs, or jugs, or cans. At least a "C", and
probably more like a "DD" or so.

But there I go getting all engineered up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

*takes notes*

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (cvY7W)

232 Posted by: Huck Follywood, never liked coyotes at April 18, 2018 08:09 PM (XlbwU)

I try to keep these questions to a minimum. Ild rather thrill people on here in some other-non sexual way. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (tpDAe)

233 well, the thing about the tittyfuck is that the process is one thing but the finish has several important variations.

some of which I have to admit I find mystifying. why would either party find that desirable?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

234 Siri is on my iTablet. I disabled her pronto.

I should check she wasn't turned back on after my last iOS update.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (F0aU4)

235 227 Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

It's almost like Trump thinks he is Chief of the Executive Branch or something....

I must have missed Obama not firing all of Bush's denizens.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (SzZnW)

236 The only reason Comey "re-opened" the investigation in October is because that info was going to leak, either from the NY or Charlotte FBI offices or from the NYPD, and he didn't want to be seen as running a cover-up.

He wanted more money (than he got from Lockheed when the Clintons slipped him in) when he found out about McCabe's wife's bribe and Hillary said GFY.

Posted by: Lester at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (LfJIn)

237 Great, the new tablet came with fkn alexa. Not sure I disabled it or not.

Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (a3OL0)

I just returned a Fire 7 because it had Alexa and I didn't see that in the product description. Darn if Bezos didn't charge me for the return shipping!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (n9EOP)

238 Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (y87Qq)

You're funny. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (tpDAe)

239 I find it humorous that you thing titties could accomplish that feat. Titties are cute little things, maybe an "A" cup. For that job, you need boobs, or jugs, or cans. At least a "C", and probably more like a "DD" or so.

But there I go getting all engineered up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April

well, for ladies with smaller endowments they are going to need to also have a pair of hands. probably not going to be able to lay on their back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:14 PM (MTjB1)

240 Let all their wickedness
come before thee; and do unto them, as thou hast done unto me for all my
transgressions: for my sighs are many, and my heart is faint.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 18, 2018 08:14 PM (bJ0w+)

241 Alexa can be disabled in Settingd
Posted by: Backbeat Baby at April 18, 2018

I think I did that. not to disable 1 click payments. grr.

Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2018 08:14 PM (a3OL0)

242 >238
Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (y87Qq)

You're funny. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (tpDAe)

And its not just the way he looks.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 08:14 PM (cvY7W)

243 I should check she wasn't turned back on after my last iOS update.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 18, 2018 08:12 PM (F0aU4)

Apple turned on location services and few other things last time I updated my iPhone!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 08:14 PM (n9EOP)

244 Siri is on my iTablet. I disabled her pronto.

I should check she wasn't turned back on after my last iOS update.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April

was siri objecting to being asked for a tittyfuck?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

245 porn is going to run out of ideas sooner or later. guess they will just recycle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

A married couple gets Grandma to take the kids and breaks out the wine. You won't believe what happens next!

Posted by: pookysgirl is reporting from the planet Hoth at April 18, 2018 08:15 PM (XKZwp)

246 Alexa can be disabled in Settingd
Posted by: Backbeat Baby at April 18, 2018

Yes, you can trust "us"!

Posted by: Amazon Legal Staff EULA Team at April 18, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)

247 wasn't there, or isn't there, a problem with a whole bunch of guys asking siri to talk dirty?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

248 Mercer Island socialists. And a bank president. Probably pretty mild stuff by todays standards.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (Z48ZB)

Sure, commies back then kept it on the down low, lest they be found out and treated accordingly.

I am sure their "histories" have been purged since the boy wonder ascended the throne.

I didn't say they were stupid, just commies.

Most of the Khmer Rouge leaders were teachers and professors, and were mild mannered in the 1950's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 08:17 PM (EoRCO)

249 203 Yup.....I always read that his Honky grandparents were fellow travelers and lefty loons.

The daughter and what she shot out of her loins were the fruit of a rotten family tree.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2018 08:03 PM (EoRCO)

Mercer Island socialists. And a bank president. Probably pretty mild stuff by todays standards.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2018 08:06 PM (Z48ZB)

The principal of Mercer Island high school that Stan attended was rung up by HUAC as a Commie (IIRC; I think he also copped to it).

Btw, the high school now has a Stanley Ann Dunham scholarship.

https://tinyurl.com/yahjzg5e

Says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 08:18 PM (MDlMP)

250 no way I trust the disable features on anything. All I know is that I don't know enough to know whether or not anything is disabled on any device I own. Save for my phone when the battery is removed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

251 Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2018 08:11 PM (y87Qq)

I particularly liked the phrase "gibbering goons" LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 08:19 PM (tpDAe)

252 Not really my type, but I'd still motorboat her.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, ahoy! at April 18, 2018 08:20 PM (toi7g)

253 Can't get rid of the wapo either. I may just return it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2018 08:21 PM (a3OL0)

254 More on (moron?) Mercer Island High School:

https://tinyurl.com/y8a43vxb

"In 2008 I missed the fact that Obama's mother's parents moved to Washington specifically to enroll Stanley Ann at Mercer Island High School, which reportedly had a reputation of Communist leanings, with some admitted Communist staff. In 2007-2008 I knew a lot about Obama's background, but didn't know that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 08:21 PM (MDlMP)

255 Alexa can be disabled in Settings

Yeah, by leaving it "setting" on the store shelf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 08:22 PM (MDlMP)

256 Mark Steyn, in for Tucker, just had some black dude on that said Eric Holder was racist against blacks. Are there people f333ing crazy? That is a rhetorical question.

And FFS it is snowing here in N IL. Enough already Al Gore!

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2018 08:29 PM (yJ1e6)

257 The Comey/CNN Talking Point is that the president admitted that he fired Comey because of RUSSIA!

That is a lie.

The president said there was no good time to fire Comey because the Democrats were consumed by Russia fever--NOT that he fired Comey because of Russia.

In fact, he said the opposite of what they claim; that he fired Comey for cause (being a showboat) and this:

HOLT: Were you...angry with Mr. Comey because of his Russia investigation?

TRUMP: I just want somebody that's competent. I am a big fan of the FBI. I love the FBI.

HOLT: But were you a fan of...him taking up that investigation?...the Russian investigation and possible links between...

TRUMP: No, I don't care...

TRUMP: Look -- look, let me tell you. As far as I'm concerned, I want that thing to be absolutely done properly."

Liars.

Posted by: Servile Schulz, CEO Starbums at April 18, 2018 08:33 PM (Ndje9)

258

Because I think titty is a silly word...

As it should.

That word implies happiness on purpose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 18, 2018 08:39 PM (GdWl+)

259 I think this is the reason Comey made that late announcement that the investigation was being reopened...

The NYPD had that laptop, as a result of arresting Weiner. They were the ones who announced that all those emails were on there. I presume that they quietly contacted the FBI first, and the FBI didn't express much interest, so the NYPD went public with it.

It'd also make sense if the NYPD went public right away. After all, which candidate do you think most NYC cops voted for? Yeah...

Either way, the Hillary-supporting FBI now had to get that laptop away from a bunch of likely Trump supporters. Trump supporters with law-enforcement powers of their own. They could only do this, and thus attempt to sweep the whole thing back under the rug, by officially reopening the investigation.

So, that's what they did.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 18, 2018 08:41 PM (wSC8T)

260 Anybody else have the Heathkit electronic kits . . . I think I had the Heathkit 40 and then the Heathkit 80. (We're talking 60's or maybe early 70's here.)

It was pretty amazing to be able to basically put together a transistor radio and it actually worked!

Posted by: filbert at April 18, 2018 09:10 PM (953wK)

261 Right. Will post on the correct thread next time.

Posted by: filbert at April 18, 2018 09:10 PM (953wK)

262 Greetings:

Losing the necktie was a nice touch in a tragically hip kind of way. But to me he always comes across as Altar Boy in Charge or maybe a Failed Priest of the passive-aggressive persuasion.

P.S. Well I was about ten, I was there when my father got into an argument with our parish priest which he concluded by saying, "Don't think that just because you have your collar turned around backwards that I won't straighten it out for you." Which was followed very shortly later by, "Your mother needn't be troubled by any of this.".

P.P.S. Now that I think about it a bit more, maybe the necktie would have been a bit too suggestive, if you get my drift.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 18, 2018 09:19 PM (evgyj)

263 @259:

That almost certainly was one, if not the primary, motivation. The other was, post-Access Hollywood, the Deep State thought the election had ended and they could open and shut an investigation without consequences.

It remains an open question if Top Men will suffer consequences for their crimes, but it looks more likely tonight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 09:20 PM (tN3c9)

264 find it humorous that you thing titties could
accomplish that feat. Titties are cute little things, maybe an "A" cup.
For that job, you need boobs, or jugs, or cans. At least a "C", and
probably more like a "DD" or so.

all are welcome here.

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