LOL: Egg McMuffin Getting Letters from the FEC Telling Him He's in Violation of Law

"Sacred honor." "Eternal truths." LOL.


Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin’s failed campaign ended its quixotic journey six-figures in debt as of summer 2017, and records show it has missed every deadline to file the required financial statements since then, according to a review by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The Federal Election Commission (FEC) sent numerous letters to the McMullin For President Committee over the last year warning that the organization risks fines for failing to file and for making errors on financial statements it did manage to submit.

McMullin’s committee was nearly $645,000 in debt just after the 2016 presidential election, according to a financial statement the group filed to the FEC in December 2016. By July 2017, it increased to nearly $670,000, that month’s filing shows.

That was the last financial statement McMullin's committee filed. Since then, the organization has missed three deadlines, including one that passed Sunday. The FEC has consequently sent the group warnings that it could face penalties if it doesn't provide the necessary information.


"It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to file the above referenced report of receipts and disbursements or failed to file a report covering the entire reporting period as required by the Federal Election Campaign Act," reads a February letter from the FEC.

"The failure to timely file this report may result in civil money penalties, suspension of matching funds payments, an audit or legal enforcement action," the letter continues. "The civil money penalty calculation for late reports does not include a grace period and begins on the day following the due date for the report."

Let me put on my speculation cap:

This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin and who want to pressure him to pay them. Who? Well, he has a short list of vendors. Shouldn't be hard to narrow it down to a couple.

Just speculatin'.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:57 PM




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1 first

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2018 12:55 PM (+Dllb)

2 deadline, schmedline

details are for the little people

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 18, 2018 12:55 PM (ZQfW9)

3 What happens if doesn't file? That's a felony right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2018 12:56 PM (+Dllb)

4 Ha ha!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 12:56 PM (NWiLs)

5
You can't spell "speculatin' " without "speculum."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2018 12:56 PM (VM6ev)

6 Bill Kristol should bail out his stalking horse.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 18, 2018 12:56 PM (O7MnT)

7 Who the hell is Evan McMullin?

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (sCN2W)

8 There was a brief time Egg McMuffin could have counted himself among those to whom the law does not apply.

Now even our would be masters recognize him as the nobody he is. Pay up, Eggy.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (72PAC)

9 More like Egg McNothin? Amirite?

Posted by: Nonapod at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (CLP9I)

10 Egg McMuffin + Jim Comey 2020!

Dream Team!

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (Pqytn)

11 Should we set up a GoFundMe for him?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (lwiT4)

12 This guy wants to be in public office and he can't manage to hire a decent accountant, file a few forms and pay his damned bills.

Sounds like Congress to me.

Sign him up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (7UW64)

13 willowed
485 Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2018 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

good grief

well, this is what happens to women when they go for the intersectional feminism - it means they are volunteer victims

I guess I was confused - was it FB that suspended someone for reporting that an RoP had threatened them?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (hMwEB)

14 Lean on me.

Posted by: Caliban at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (QE8X6)

15 If he gets fined the headline should be "Bill Kristol's Bitch Gets Slapped"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (NWiLs)

16 Maybe Egg McMuffin can sell off some of that Magic Underwear to pay off his debts.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (9TK8E)

17 Marvelous. Muh Sacred Honor means being a dead beat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (4ErVI)

18 Wait. Bill Kristol is owed money from McMullin?

He should bring McMullin on his Titanic II cruise. I am sure that will be a hit with the teenage Asian ladyboys.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (VpIIl)

19 Bill Kristol's checkbook to the courtesy phone, Bill Kristol's checkbook to the courtesy phone...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

20 9 More like Egg McNothin? Amirite?
Posted by: Nonapod at April 18, 2018 12:57 PM (CLP9I)

Don't quit your day job.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (NWiLs)

21 Thom Tillis can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (KnK6d)

22 Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (/tuJf)

23 This is the guy who was just recently tweeting about how "we" were going to remove Trump from office.

A guy who can't even file the right SEC forms and pay his bills.

How about clean your own dang house before you decide it's your job to clean sweep the WH, Egg McMuffin?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

24 $670K is pocket change to Mitt
why doesn't he help his guy out?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (hMwEB)

25 Karma is a great thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)

26 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (2ifxQ)

27 **taps the Giv-A-Fuk meter**

**looks closely**

**taps meter again**

Nope. Not one to give.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (kqsXK)

28 FEC all over Egg....

But Hillary's Campaign blatantly money laundering $87 Million???? (funneling the money through State Committees, who in the same day, would funnel the money back)...

/crickets....

And don't even question them on Foreign Campaign contributions through bogus Anonymous Credit Cards....

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (NgKpN)

29 McCuckin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (CiRJp)

30 22 Who could have seen this coming?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 12:58 PM (/tuJf)

You can see it from space.

Posted by: Peter North at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

31 I'm sure Soros could bail him out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (mk7Bj)

32 Egg should hit up his good buddy and supporter Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (oiNtH)

33 Waiting for the "Sacred Honor" GOFUNDME page so they can launder the donations.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (VpIIl)

34 BOYCOTT MCMUFFINS!!!

Posted by: FireNWater at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (S4rpa)

35 Give him an extra dollar.

-Donald von TRUMPenstein

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

36 McCuckin goes to Starcucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (CiRJp)

37 Remember its a felony to run for federal office without actually intending to serve (ie, the "splitter" strategy run by the GOP last time was illegal, as many candidates didn't even have websites.)
It would be nice if this statute was enforced, it would stop a lot of nonsense.

Posted by: artemis at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (AwPyG)

38 Maybe this is where Sessions will spring into action and the full force of the DOJ will come crashing down on McMuffin's head.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (wGbBR)

39 27 **taps the Giv-A-Fuk meter**

**looks closely**

**taps meter again**

Nope. Not one to give.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (kqsXK)

Behold the field in which I grow my fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

40 "Pay your debts, asshole."

Give Ace his Kendrick-Pulitzer, bitches!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (EYwhF)

41 I'm outta fucking money!!!!!

*throws lamp at McMuffin*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (KnK6d)

42 Waitress, I'll have one o' those egg sandwiches, hold the eggs, and extra guac.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Burritos' Biden at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (+JEb3)

43
Who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (GdWl+)

44 32 Egg should hit up his good buddy and supporter Glenn Beck.
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (oiNtH)

Isn't Beck hurting too?

Maybe they can cry about the unfairness together.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (72PAC)

45 24 $670K is pocket change to Mitt
why doesn't he help his guy out?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM (hMwEB)

Because Egg was never really part of the elite class. He was a disposable pawn that Krill Bistol, Mittens O'Roofdog, and the like are now disposing of.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (9TK8E)

46 Who the hell is Evan McMullin?"

Indeed. Whilst I've admitted to being "cable free" for many years, I was onceduponatime a volunteer for the VA GOP, worked around DC for many, many years, yet I never heard of many of these "influential" GOPers.

I'm guessing it's mostly "posters on facetwat"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (7LY+6)

47 Scramble the Egg!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

48 Egg on his face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (IqV8l)

49
Fen, if you have moved up here, drudge has the link to the reparation coffee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (r+sAi)

50 I swear to God, I hope Rick Wilson gets burned by this.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (ZZ+Ta)

51 You wonder what Camera Hogg will grow up into?

Egg McMuffin is probably a good approximation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (4o+ea)

52 But Hillary's Campaign blatantly money laundering $87 Million???? (funneling the money through State Committees, who in the same day, would funnel the money back)...

/crickets....

And don't even question them on Foreign Campaign contributions through bogus Anonymous Credit Cards....

/spit
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2018 12:59 PM

Yea, but it was RUSSSIIIAAAA and Drumpf that was messing with our election! Oh and Trump banged a porn star! Move along, nothing to see.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (CiRJp)

53 Steiner Egg McMuffin will come.

Posted by: kev williamson at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (VBKy9)

54 So who leaked Kristol or French? That's his entire fan base.



It was the hashbrowns!

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (CAKgV)

55 Behold the field in which I grow my fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

I am Ozymandias. Behold my empire of Fucks.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (mk7Bj)

56 Everybody should go to Starbuck's and say they identify as black and demand free coffee.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)

57

EM GOULASH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (mPeei)

58 51 You wonder what Camera Hogg will grow up into?

Egg McMuffin is probably a good approximation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:01 PM (4o+ea)

Nah he looks more like a Hamburglar to me.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (72PAC)

59 This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin and who want to pressure him to pay them.

It's possible.

Posted by: St James of Comey at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (wW03z)

60 "My name is Eggymandias, cuck of cucks!
Look on my tweets, ye Citizens, and despair!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (9TK8E)

61 The reason he hasn't filed is that last form will reveal who funded the last week of his campaign

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (CnbB0)

62 I'm outta fucking money!!!!!

*throws lamp at McMuffin*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (KnK6d)


I wonder if Bill has a separate bank account labeled "Fucking Money."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)

63 Glenn Beck and crew hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

64 56 Everybody should go to Starbuck's and say they identify as black and demand free coffee.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)

Hells yes!

This is where the right needs as good a protest creating arm as the left.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (72PAC)

65 Goddamnit, 55 beat me to it.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (9TK8E)

66 Maybe McGuffin will start a gofundme page.

That would make for some monumental mockery.

Posted by: Blake at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (qC1Sy)

67 Was Soros supposed to pick up the tab?

Sucks being a Useful Idiot.
Worse when your benefactors don't even bother to pay for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

68 Think we could get Mueller on this? I mean, he's looked at everything else from2016.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (mk7Bj)

69 "House Nixes, Lambastes McMullin 'Crayola Budget."

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

70
How about clean your own dang house before you decide it's your job to clean sweep the WH, Egg McMuffin?!?


When he gets done, I know where there's a helicopter that needs repairing.

He knows just about as much about them as he does American government, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (GdWl+)

71 You can't spell "speculatin' " without "speculum."

Ace left himself wide open for that one!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (VBKy9)

72 Test

Posted by: Test at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (E3rQ4)

73 If one is in debt, how does one convince a CPA to prepare the forms and thus go deeper in debt?

Posted by: Goatweed at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (iR3Gu)

74 Camera Hogg will grow up to give $5 blow jobs in Walmart parking lots to subsidize his career as a jizz mopper in an adult book store.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (KnK6d)

75 In Egg Boy's defense he probably couldn't figure out how to report Soro's dick in his mouth -- In kind contribution or charitable donation to his uvula.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (0ogQG)

76 62 I'm outta fucking money!!!!!

*throws lamp at McMuffin*

Posted by: Hillary! at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM (KnK6d)

I wonder if Bill has a separate bank account labeled "Fucking Money."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)

No, but I'm sure he has an overseas account...

For 'Foreign Relations'...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

77 Isn't Beck hurting too?

Maybe they can cry about the unfairness together.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:00 PM

I just saw a story yesterday that Beck sold his jet. Prolly a sign that things aren't going too well for ol' Crying Glen. Couldn't happen to a bigger dick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (CiRJp)

78 Has little Billy Kristol announced his fund raising concert - EggAid - yet?

Posted by: Archer at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (gbWkA)

79 >73
If one is in debt, how does one convince a CPA to prepare the forms and thus go deeper in debt?

Posted by: Goatweed at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (iR3Gu)


Prepaid retainer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (sjdRT)

80 Everybody should go to Starbuck's and say they identify as black and demand free coffee.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)




And demand use of the bathrooms because transgender.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

81 We need campaign finance reform. Obviously, these burdensome regulations serve no useful purpose and new regulations enacted, regulations that are not vague and are easily understood.

When politicians can't understand the very regulations they write, then we have a serious problem. More campaign finance compliance training of all politicians is necessary. Perhaps a retreat to a convention site distant from Washington would help.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (roQNm)

82 Let me put on my speculation cap:

This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin and who want to pressure him to pay them.

You may very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: F.U. at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Z48ZB)

83
Just speculatin'.


You could win a Pulitzer for that.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (lKyWE)

84 53 Steiner Egg McMuffin will come.
Posted by: kev williamson at April 18, 2018 01:02 PM (VBKy9)


Nah. He's not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (4o+ea)

85 Are they going to throw the book at him like they did to Dinesh DSouza?

Probably not.

Asshole RINO.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (jNm65)

86 Romney will settle up for him.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (r9UYA)

87 Beck really confused the Tea Party movement with a national adoption of Beck's political agenda.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (wGbBR)

88 72 Test
Posted by: Test at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (E3rQ4)

eq^2 + (mq/3e) = 7xy
x=(3e^2)*q
y=the number of bj's bill clinton received in the oval office

Fine e and q.

Posted by: AoS Certified Professor at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (72PAC)

89 I am Ozymandias"

From a land Down Under?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (7LY+6)

90 Completely O/T, but I was looking around for something to lighten my mood, and found a picture of Anna Held.

Look at her shoes. Yum, yum.

https://tinyurl.com/ycvwglpq

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (kqsXK)

91 65 Goddamnit, 55 beat me to it.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:03 PM (9TK8E)

You are being Assimilated...

Into the Horde Mind...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

92 Isn't Beck hurting too?


Selling his private jet. Same guy who bragged a few years ago about spending $10,000 to have his house decorated for Christmas.


I'm thinking money management isn't his thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

93 Soo...Castro, the last one apparently, is "stepping down". Why not much talk about that around?

Posted by: RogPodge at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (EsHMF)

94 From an Atlantic article by egg:

>

Egg talks a lot of smack for a guy that manage his own campaign and finances.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (oiNtH)

95 77 I just saw a story yesterday that Beck sold his jet. Prolly a sign that things aren't going too well for ol' Crying Glen. Couldn't happen to a bigger dick.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (CiRJp)

The only reason Glenn is still on the air is because his show is sold as a package deal with Rush and Hannity to some stations.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (9TK8E)

96 http://bit.ly/2JYvtP8
++++
GOP Calls For DOJ Investigation The Daily Caller

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (y3aQB)

97 This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin

I don't think anyone's ever been stiffed by McMullin.

Unless it was his own hand.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

98 Sacred. Freakin'. Honor. Hoooo boy, Dinesh D'Souza got the book thrown at him for far less.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (1FhAQ)

99 Well, I screwed that post up.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (oiNtH)

100 88 72 Test
Posted by: Test at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (E3rQ4)

eq^2 + (mq/3e) = 7xy
x=(3e^2)*q
y=the number of bj's bill clinton received in the oval office

Fine e and q.
Posted by: AoS Certified Professor at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (72PAC)

/slams down a gavel


$25 and time served.... NEXT!

Posted by: Judge Borg at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

101 I'm smart and want respect!

Fredocons unite!

Posted by: Memories at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (mwcEF)

102 Can an Eggs McGuffin swim with the fishes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (Qlx4e)

103 I mean,I have watched Sanford and Son,Good Times AND What's Happening.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

104 I don't think anyone's ever been stiffed by McMullin.

Unless it was his own hand."

Right!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (7LY+6)

105 Old and busted: Starbucks baristas told to pester customers for 'conversation on race.'
New hotness: Mandatory barista ball-gags.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

106 MUH PRINCIPALZ!
MUH ENTEGRETEE!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (LNPd9)

107 Fine e and q. (
Posted by: AoS Certified Professor at April 18, 2018 01:06 PM (72PAC)
Found em.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (mk7Bj)

108 98 Sacred. Freakin'. Honor. Hoooo boy, Dinesh D'Souza got the book thrown at him for far less.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (1FhAQ)

Well yeah, but look at Egg.

Ain't no Big Bubba anywhere wants to pound THAT in the ass.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (9TK8E)

109 eq^2 + (mq/3e) = 7xy

x=(3e^2)*q

y=the number of bj's bill clinton received in the oval office




Gah! Math and Billy Jeff b.j.s!


*runs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

110 This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin and who want to pressure him to pay them. Who? Well, he has a short list of vendors. Shouldn't be hard to narrow it down to a couple.

Hopping, Green & Sams is a good bet. They'e a Florida law firm to whom Egg owes a cool $500K.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (iv0p7)

111 That Starbucks thing ... what a mess. Corporate dream-spinners make up all kinds of sh*t to appease the SJWs and the freeloaders, while wait staff and store managers have to deal with the outcome. Prediction: massive turnover for Starbucks hourly workers and lower-level management.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (Pqytn)

112 105 Old and busted: Starbucks baristas told to pester customers for 'conversation on race.'
New hotness: Mandatory barista ball-gags.
Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)


Maybe Starbucks deserves a second shot..,

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (mk7Bj)

113 There's not enough glory holes Rick Wilson could service to pay that debt off.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (r9UYA)

114
Bill Kristol should bail out his stalking horse.

Sorry, my good man, but I don't think that's a good idea at all! Best of luck to Evan!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (O5Q3r)

115 Ball gags?

SF Starbucks baristas, "Mmmppfhh!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Qlx4e)

116 The only reason Glenn is still on the air is because his show is sold as a package deal with Rush and Hannity to some stations.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM

So Glenda is what ESPN is to your cable package. Fuck that guy. I hope he ends up homeless.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (CiRJp)

117 One more try:

Article piece by Egg in The Atlantic:

Trump's attack on the rule of law and the essential institutions of American democracy is not a partisan issue, a contest between the left and the right. He is forcing a fight for the integrity of our system of self-rule, for our liberty.

Drama Queen, deadbeat, and all-around clown.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

118
I am Ozymandias"

From a land Down Under?


Where women glow and eggs grumble.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (IqV8l)

119 Can an Eggs McGuffin swim with the filet o' fishes?

FIFY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

120 Dude, pass the bong!

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (q177U)

121 This guy wants to be in public office and he can't manage to hire a decent accountant, file a few forms and pay his damned bills.

Sounds like Congress to me.

Sign him up.


Bernie Sanders couldn't manage to reliably put food on his table until he got elected the first time. Sounds like just the guy you want to hand the entire economy to, doesn't it?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (iv0p7)

122 116 So Glenda is what ESPN is to your cable package. Fuck that guy. I hope he ends up homeless.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (CiRJp)

I hope EVERYBODY opposed to me ends up homeless.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (9TK8E)

123 I've had all my f***s cryogenically frozen. Maybe thaw 'em out and use a few in 10 or 20 years.

Maybe not.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2018 01:11 PM (RuIsu)

124 120 Dude, pass the bong!
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (q177U)


Leave Gary Johnson out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:11 PM (4o+ea)

125
Hopping, Green & Sams is a good bet. They'e a Florida law firm to whom Egg owes a cool $500K.
Posted by: bonhomme


Green eggs and Sam?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (IqV8l)

126 Man, you guys are quick on the draw. I'd tip my hat if I had one.

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (EzdLW)

127 >>
Trump's attack on the rule of law and the essential institutions of American democracy is not a partisan issue, a contest between the left and the right. He is forcing a fight for the integrity of our system of self-rule, for our liberty.

Okay, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Kansas City hooker at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (BnyAj)

128 Bernie Sanders couldn't manage to reliably put food
on his table until he got elected the first time. Sounds like just the
guy you want to hand the entire economy to, doesn't it?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (iv0p7)


And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

129 I hope EVERYBODY opposed to me ends up homeless.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:10 PM (9TK8E)

Well, then you'll probably be hoping a long time because it isn't going to happen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (tpDAe)

130 Didn't the left hater prof Ward Churchill have have tenure? He was eventually fired for his rants after he got enough wealthy alumni and taxpayers pissed and even his alleged Indian blood did not save him. That fat Fresno Muslim prof needs the same treatment.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (MxEKc)

131 I've had all my f***s cryogenically frozen. All my F****, like my guns were all lost in a boating accident.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (CiRJp)

132 'Red' state Alaska just voted down gender specific bathrooms. Well Anchorage did.

Is there an urban city in the USA that is not liberal?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (s9DTK)

133 And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

It was unconstitutional.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (72PAC)

134 I saw Drama Queen, Deadbeat and All Around Clown open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Fillmore in '75.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)

135 It seems that complying with Federal law and paying your bills are not among the "principles" that "real conservatives" want to uphold.


In other words, demonrats; now with extra lying.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (Mbmmf)

136

Trump's attack on the rule of law and the essential institutions of American democracy is not a partisan issue, a contest between the left and the right. He is forcing a fight for the integrity of our system of self-rule, for our liberty.

He misspelled "Bronco Bama."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (GdWl+)

137 I had not realized that Sacred Honor placed worse than Where is Aleppo and the Eco Vandal.

Posted by: Penfold at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (Fbt5B)

138 Look at her shoes. Yum, yum.

MP^4 is one of them shoe fetishists? My world is shattered.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (iv0p7)

139 Moose and Rocco need to go help Rick Wilson find his checkbook.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (OD2ni)

140
"It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to file the above referenced report of receipts and disbursements or failed to file a report covering the entire reporting period as required by the Federal Election Campaign Act, and you are a self-righteous dickhead nobody" reads a February letter from the FEC.



FIFY

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (EzdLW)

141 That fat Fresno Muslim prof needs the same treatment.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM

Well you know that Porky Ackbar won't ever get caught banging a student.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (CiRJp)

142 Prediction: massive turnover for Starbucks hourly workers and lower-level management."

Already is. The much hyped (therefore idiotic) paper on 'bucks a few years ago was amazingly unsourced. Various online hiring sites peg their turnover as regular fast service joints...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (7LY+6)

143 7 Who the hell is Evan McMullin?

Posted by: JAS



One of the great mysteries of our age. I asked this same question when his name started popping up here during the last Presidential election cycle. Even after being told who he is, you still never know who he is. He's an Etch-N-Sketch. He's created, then he's there, shake, then he's gone.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (SwhMM)

144 If ain't paying attention to the shoes, you ain't paying attention.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (Qlx4e)

145 Funny how all of the TrueCons who supported this brave paladin aren't ponying up money to retire the debt. Shows how many legions our Pompey, Bill Kristol, really has at his disposal.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (zy+gb)

146
Yet another example of loose shit that was supposed to go away if Hillary had won. She was supposed to win. Egg and his cronies expected recognition for diverting votes away from Trump.

Wa, waaaaaa....


(sad trombone)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (kcc2V)

147 Where women glow and eggs grumble. "

What, no Vegemite?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (7LY+6)

148 The list of his media supporters reads like a "who's who" of the Scandinavian "soaring Eagle" cruise brigade.

Posted by: TJ at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (sa/nA)

149
RIP Bruno Sammartino.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (VM6ev)

150 Hopping, Green and Sam should put together a collections agency.



They could call it Hopping Mad.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (iv0p7)

151 141 That fat Fresno Muslim prof needs the same treatment.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM

Well you know that Porky Ackbar won't ever get caught banging a student.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (CiRJp)


But someone should take him aside and patiently explain that "animal husbandry" isn't what it sounds like.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (4o+ea)

152 Green eggs and Sam?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Our political system is a fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (KnK6d)

153 What does 'FOADDY-FI' stand for??

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (jfpNK)

154 'Red' state Alaska just voted down gender specific bathrooms. Well Anchorage did.

Is there an urban city in the USA that is not liberal?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM

It'll make it easier though. They are all grouped together in the big cities, eventually they will run out of food, just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (CiRJp)

155 I'm so old I remember when Drudge had a show on Fox. During one episode, Drudge ran a video of a group of young people from Arkansas who visited Slick in the WH. During the video, Slick does a meet-and-greet with the group in the Oval Office. The young people are then ushered from the OO, except for one hot chick, who is seen moving under Clinton's direction towards the door of the Oval Office library. End of video.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (Pqytn)

156 Behold the field in which I grow my fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren.


My heart is a rocky place where my fucks can find no purchase.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (yQpMk)

157 134 I saw Drama Queen, Deadbeat and All Around Clown open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Fillmore in '75.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)


...Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (VM6ev)

158 Well you know that Porky Ackbar won't ever get caught banging a student.

Sacred honor compels me!

Posted by: Clock Boy at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (kqsXK)

159 $670K? Wow. And I thought egg McMuffins were cheap.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (HgMAr)

160 Royal Princess, midnight buffet wants their damn money!

Posted by: TJ at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (sa/nA)

161 I like that white woke Starbucks employees are going to find out they are all secret racists. And their career success is mostly due to their White Privilege.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (MxEKc)

162 Eggs McGuffin is slotted right next to Piltdown Man in the Musuem of Modern Hoaxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Qlx4e)

163 I thought that was one of the advantages of running for president, you get to keep the fundraising afterward. I mean, Hillary keeps doing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)

164 Who would ever thought that Bill Kristol would pick a fucking deadbeat as his preferred candidate for president?

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (bJ0w+)

165 But someone should take him aside and patiently explain that "animal husbandry" isn't what it sounds like.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM

It's a "she" allegedly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (CiRJp)

166 And we still know nothing about this turd.

Except that backing him will be seen as a deeply stupid display of NeverT rage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (LNPd9)

167 My sacred honor compels me to break the law!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (FfsyG)

168
Bloomberg Fake News: Annual Report [2017] On Homelessness Shows Lowest Levels In Five Years

Posted by: Soothie at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (FmjGl)

169 >>And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

The guy who was hired by another guy who may have lied on a HELOC application to get a loan to pay him to lean into a car to threaten a chick who may have known chicks who may have peed on a bed in Russia to embarrass a guy who ran for president that the threatened chick may have had sex with but was paid not to talk about it but is talking about it?

Yeah. That guy is being investigated. The Sanders thing is far too complex.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

170 146
Yet another example of loose shit that was supposed to go away if Hillary had won. She was supposed to win. Egg and his cronies expected recognition for diverting votes away from Trump.

Wa, waaaaaa....


(sad trombone)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (kcc2V)

I'm almost surprised that Egg hasn't been introduced to beautiful Ft. Marcy Park for failing Baba Yaga's attempt at God-Empress.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (9TK8E)

171 Almost $700K in debt. I think the more interesting question is who was actually funding him in the first place. My bet is on an unholy alliance of mittbots, soros, and jeb! clappers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Dp6qK)

172 Who would ever thought that Bill Kristol would pick a fucking deadbeat as his preferred candidate for president?
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM

Hugh Hewitt called, he'd like a word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (CiRJp)

173 163 I thought that was one of the advantages of running for president, you get to keep the fundraising afterward. I mean, Hillary keeps doing it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)

Laws are for us serfs and breakfast sandwiches.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (72PAC)

174 ...Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti."

Hamilton, Joe, Frank, and Reynolds?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (7LY+6)

175 But someone should take him aside and patiently explain that "animal husbandry" isn't what it sounds like.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM (4o+ea)


The Muslim prof isn't a "he." And she's as lovely as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

176 Human nature ensues: boy is offered the salty licorice "tough guy" candy, the girl the delicate pink and white sweeties. Stig is playfully rough and tumble with the boy, asks the kid whether he wants to grow up and be [stereotypical male career] he suggests Cindy takes the girl to the kitchen to bake something nice. But he uses the new neutral pronouns.

Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (Sp1NT)

177 >>And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI?

It's over there, in the corner, under the rug.

Posted by: Deep State at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (r9UYA)

178 Can't we just arrest him for conspiring (with Hillary and her NeverTrump friends) to "steal" a state on behalf of the Establishment Mob?

Sure, just running for office is legal, but conspiring with a criminal organization, and taking money from them, to deceive the public ... blah blah blah. "We" just need to put the Trump/Russia Inquisition (coup) Shoe on the other foot.

The Real Conspiracy was our government (and even GB and the Aussies) were involved in a criminal operation to stop Trump, who had the potential to expose their criminal (global) empire. McMuffin was a part of that conspiracy, and took money from it knowing full well what his role was.

(this is just a hypothetical argument ... because the whole Team Establishment imo, does have nefarious intent and illegal use of government resources and more, even if they have been careful to cover their tracks. DeepState is a criminal mob, and even the driver of the getaway car is guilty)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (bT8Z4)

179 165 But someone should take him aside and patiently explain that "animal husbandry" isn't what it sounds like.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM

It's a "she" allegedly.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (CiRJp)


"We have many husbands of animals!"

- - Mohammed al Qeelu

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (VM6ev)

180 >>I thought that was one of the advantages of running for president, you get to keep the fundraising afterward. I mean, Hillary keeps doing it.

That assumes you actually raise money.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

181 Egg and his cronies expected recognition for diverting votes away from Trump.

--

I don't know how anyone could have expected people to vote for a guy who literally looked like an alien from planet xkurklz

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (hMwEB)

182 You may very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.
Posted by: F.U. at April 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Z48ZB)

It took me half an hour to figure that "F.U." stood for "Francis Urquhart"!

Posted by: oscar madison at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (VBKy9)

183 $670k in debt? I didn't realize anal bleaching was so expensive.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (0ogQG)

184 Maybe McCabe's wife can loan Egg the money from her campaign surplus.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (s9DTK)

185 Where women glow and eggs grumble. "

What, no Vegemite?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:14 PM (7LY+6)
...........

No, but you get beetroots on yer burger, mate.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (HgMAr)

186 169 >>And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

The guy who was hired by another guy who may have lied on a HELOC application to get a loan to pay him to lean into a car to threaten a chick who may have known chicks who may have peed on a bed in Russia to embarrass a guy who ran for president that the threatened chick may have had sex with but was paid not to talk about it but is talking about it?

Yeah. That guy is being investigated. The Sanders thing is far too complex.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:18 PM (Dp6qK)

187
"He is forcing a fight for the integrity of our system of self-rule, for our liberty."



He says that like it's a bad thing. I say Faster, please!

Because it's those very same "essential institutions" whose membership are undermining the rule of law, accelerating since the Immaculation, accelerating again vs the Tea Pary movement, and flooring it vs Trump.

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:18 PM (EzdLW)

188 I like that white woke Starbucks employees are going to find out they are all secret racists. And their career success is mostly due to their White Privilege.
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (MxEKc)


Which will be the definitive proof that there is no white privilege.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:18 PM (4o+ea)

189
Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right

Posted by: Soothie at April 18, 2018 01:18 PM (FmjGl)

190 93 Soo...Castro, the last one apparently, is "stepping down". Why not much talk about that around?
Posted by: RogPodge at April 18, 2018 01:07 PM (EsHMF)
----------------------------
Well, Raul will still be head of the Communist Party so he will be looking over the new guy's shoulder.

As for Diaz-Canel, he is a Party man through and through. He wouldn't have made it this far otherwise.
But no one knows what he really believes or values.
We'll see.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (0jtPF)

191 Jeesuz, even I filled out my fucking paperwork! What a fucking idiot!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Stein at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (O5Q3r)

192 Party not Pary

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (EzdLW)

193 Beetroots on a burger . . . beats a tarantula, I guess.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (zy+gb)

194

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwitch

Posted by: Soothie at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (FmjGl)

195 Hopping, Green & Sams is a good bet. They'e a Florida law firm to whom Egg owes a cool $500K.
Posted by: bonhomme

Green eggs and Sam?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



I saw what y'all did there.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (6bmev)

196 Can an Eggs McGuffin swim with the fishes?
He'll sleep with the Filet-O-Fishes.

Posted by: the godfather at April 18, 2018 01:19 PM (VBKy9)

197 Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:18 PM

Double golf clap. I read it in the voice of the chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (CiRJp)

198 Egg talks a lot of smack for a guy that manage his own campaign and finances.
=====

From what I recall, Evan McMullin (egg mcmuffin) is CIA. WTH is he doing playing in domestic politics?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (MIKMs)

199 The Muslim prof isn't a "he." And she's as lovely as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)


Ah. A walking advertisement for burkas, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (4o+ea)

200 I'm not sure who this McMuffin guy is but IIRC his principle claim to fame is self righteousness. He's self righteous enough to work for CNN . Am I right?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (qzoJj)

201 BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI?

A grand jury was taking testimony as of January of this year.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y82xzho2

I don't know if there is any more recent info.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (iv0p7)

202 Here's a pic of the Muzzie prof. (Hope linky works):

https://tinyurl.com/ydeooc48

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

203 Well, Raul will still be head of the Communist Party so he will be looking over the new guy's shoulder.

Kinda like Barry with Reggie, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (4o+ea)

204 Bill Kristol down in Mormon Land...

"Let McMuffin Go".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (9TK8E)

205 There's a small law firm up in Northern MN. Costly Law firm. Not kidding.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (CiRJp)

206 Bah! Give me Breakfast Jack! Breakfast Jack Straw!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:21 PM (m7LQK)

207 Yeah, link worked. She's lovely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

208 And this guy was the Principled Conservative candidate, right?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (fq72/)

209 McMuffin should solicit contributions to fund recounts of the 2016 election, and then pocket the cash.

Hey, it's not like no one has done that before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (4o+ea)

210 "Take my heart, my soul, my money..."

Hey, it's retro Wednesday!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7LY+6)

211 And his wife managed to bankrupt a college. BTW, whatever happened with that investigation by the FBI?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

Just did a google search. Nothing since last summer when the FBI said they were "investigating". My guess is she'll skate.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (m0lmR)

212 Renege McNuffin'

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7uYFy)

213 Ah. A walking advertisement for burkas, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM

A big one, full too with only the eye screen. Meh, f, put a bag over her head and point her toward a cliff. Leave a trail of candy bars as bait. The AlohaAkbar. It's full of nuts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (CiRJp)

214 >>Bah! Give me Breakfast Jack! Breakfast Jack Straw!

?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:22 PM (/tuJf)

215 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

Cuz that liberal wrinkled bint Albright always did shit by the book.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (KnK6d)

216 202 Here's a pic of the Muzzie prof. (Hope linky works):

https://tinyurl.com/ydeooc48
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)


Yow. Muslim? You're sure that's not a Manatee-American?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (4o+ea)

217 Beck
Boner
Comey

criers.


interesting

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (CAKgV)

218 These cows heard about Egg McMuffin's financial woes and LOL'd.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9w8pgmj

Posted by: sinalco at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (yODqO)

219 My bet is on an unholy alliance of mittbots, soros, and jeb! clappers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

What about me?

Posted by: McCain's Tumor at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (Dp6qK)

220 >>The Muslim prof isn't a "he." And she's as lovely as you'd expect.

>>Ah. A walking advertisement for burkas, then?


A walking advertisement for why immigration and diversity are not always a net gain for our country.
Just because we welcome them doesn't mean they welcome our culture, our laws, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

221 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (A98+a)

222 Just a huge fan, Jack! Carry on!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (m7LQK)

223 I still see people who think Starbucks is cool, and hip. Isn't it basically some kid unscrewing the top of some sugar water?

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (n13/j)

224 At least my diet of chia seeds and raspberries keeps me flossing incessantly.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (CAKgV)

225 From what I recall, Evan McMullin (egg mcmuffin) is CIA.

Says a lot, doesn't it? With dickheads like that in the CIA, we'd be better off with Inspector Clouseau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (4o+ea)

226 Yow. Muslim? You're sure that's not a Manatee-American?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (4o+ea)

Looks more like Pizza the Hut from Weird Science.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (Dp6qK)

227 "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (H80UQ)

228 Fenelon, I just sent you an email.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

229 Breakfast Jack is the staple at all Jack-in-the-Box drive thrus here in the west

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (m7LQK)

230 Homemade egg mcmuffin with a sharp aged cheddar is really stellar. The secret is to put a lot of butter on the english muffin.

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (q177U)

231 Drudge should have stuck with the top headlines with a conservative
bias. That formula worked. Not saying he is losing viewers, but the
trying to push people to a Drudge point of view has weakened him imho.
Doesn't help that the Drudge point of view changes so often.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (n13/j)

232 Looks like she just unhinged her jaw and swallowed up Triggypuff whole

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (MxEKc)

233 "$670k in debt? I didn't realize anal bleaching was so expensive.
Posted by: GnuBreed"


Hope Solo worked for Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (OD2ni)

234 EggAid

Maybe Yolko Ono can perform.

Posted by: Tim Horton at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (6qfo/)

235 Maybe after Castreau gets laughed out of Canada , he can move to Cuba and claim his birthright....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (7uYFy)

236 >>Just did a google search. Nothing since last summer when the FBI said they were "investigating". My guess is she'll skate.

See 201.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

237 223 I still see people who think Starbucks is cool, and hip. Isn't it basically some kid unscrewing the top of some sugar water?
Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (n13/j)


"Hey, it must be cool, otherwise why would I pay $5 for a cup of shitty coffee?" /Starbucks customer

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (4o+ea)

238 74 Camera Hogg will grow up to give $5 blow jobs in Walmart parking lots to subsidize his career as a jizz mopper in an adult book store.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (KnK6d)

Do they even have those anymore? I would think Internet pron would have put them out of business.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

239 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said
Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct
Talks With North Korea Proven Right

Posted by: Soothie



Cuz that liberal wrinkled bint Albright always did shit by the book.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:23 PM (KnK6d)

--------------------------------
Oh, good. "Protocols" are back. We haven't had those since the ebola cases.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (5NMZN)

240 I hear there's a job opening for a Starbucks manager.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (A98+a)

241 *readies flamethrower*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (KnK6d)

242 Go 'way! Speculatin'!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

243 Why you gotta bring me into it?!?

I'm less malignant than John Boy. I'm finally going to do the job that Arizona's voters have refused to do for decades.

Posted by: THE TUMOR at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (zy+gb)

244 https://www.jackinthebox.com/

Also, try the two tacos for 99 cents!!!! A greasy fest for your 1 am alcohol induced cravings!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (m7LQK)

245 What about me?
Posted by: McCain's Tumor


You ain't done jack shit. You're fired!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (2ifxQ)

246 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

There's a rule book?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

247 Let him go suit up and fight with his ISIS and jihadist BFFs in Syria. Please go.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (pOqmx)

248 Oh snap!

I may have to buy jack Straw a drink:

https://tinyurl.com/y8pnuqvk/

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (i0ykY)

249 >>Just did a google search. Nothing since last summer when the FBI said they were "investigating". My guess is she'll skate.


I'm thinking that investigation was timed to get Bernie to gracefully exit the 2016 and throw his support behind Hillary (and get his followers to do the same).

Also provided Hillz with the ability to say that she wasn't the only candidate whose family is under FBI investigation.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

250 The Seekers live in Australia - Georgy Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-GApOqzgWM

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (7LY+6)

251 Sounds like McMuffin's price is established. Shame he can't be purchased and installed in the Trump Presidential Zoo of Bigly Electoral Oddities, next to the leashed, Leia-bikini-wearing HRC.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

252 What about me?
Posted by: McCain's Tumor


Get back to work!









I denounce myself.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (iv0p7)

253 What does 'FOADDY-FI' stand for??

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at April 18, 2018 01:15 PM


Forty-five. As in the 45th president.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (p+Wdc)

254 Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols

State Department whining. He ignored us!!! He didn't go through our usual channels!!!! He made me feel bad!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (39g3+)

255 246 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

There's a rule book?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

"Protocols" = the way the ineffective, incompetent, limp-wristed leftist ignoramus jackholes would have done it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

256 The Royal Guardsman "Snoopy vs the Red Baron"

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (m7LQK)

257 A walking advertisement for why immigration and diversity are not always a net gain for our country.

First, diversity is weakness.

Second, immigration is only a net gain if you screen the immigrants rigorously for what they bring to the party. Allowing illiterate, ineducable, unemployable, perpetually aggrieved, terroristically inclined, none-too-bright Somali ne-er-do-wells into the country is a total loss, straight-up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (4o+ea)

258 237
223 I still see people who think Starbucks is cool, and hip. Isn't it basically some kid unscrewing the top of some sugar water?

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (n13/j)



"Hey, it must be cool, otherwise why would I pay $5 for a cup of shitty coffee?" /Starbucks customer

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:25 PM (4o+ea)

I give them credit. They convince the people they are hooked on coffee, when they are really hooked on sugar. Kind of a cool ploy. And yeah, they all say the coffee is burnt.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (n13/j)

259 "Protocols" = the way the ineffective, incompetent, limp-wristed leftist ignoramus jackholes would have done it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

In other words, it wouldn't have got done....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (7uYFy)

260 Camera Hogg will grow up to give $5 blow jobs in Walmart parking lots to subsidize his career as a jizz mopper in an adult book store.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:04 PM (KnK6d)

Do they even have those anymore? I would think Internet pron would have put them out of business.
Posted by: Insomniac

There are some still around. I think they cater to perverts over 70.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (KnK6d)

261 Looks more like Pizza the Hut from Weird Science.

Dude!


More like Jabba the Hutt from Star Track.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:28 PM (iv0p7)

262 At least my diet of chia seeds and raspberries keeps me flossing incessantly.


Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:24 PM (CAKgV)


I just had a chocolate "shake" with raspberries and chia seeds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

263 State Department whining."

Ah. Must be a day that ends with "y"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (7LY+6)

264 >>I'm thinking that investigation was timed to get Bernie to gracefully exit the 2016 and throw his support behind Hillary (and get his followers to do the same).

>>Also provided Hillz with the ability to say that she wasn't the only candidate whose family is under FBI investigation.

Unless the grand jury refused to indict the case is still ongoing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

265 Wiki says McMullin received $1.6M, still owes $650K, got 700,000 votes.

So that's about $3/vote.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

266 Its long past time our undead-American community was represented in the political process:

http://tinyurl.com/ybyfcatl

Just don't shake hands with the candidate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (39g3+)

267
Who the hell is Evan McMullin?

Posted by: JAS



This image pretty much summed it up:

https://bit.ly/2H9llp8

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (EzdLW)

268 246 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

There's a rule book?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM (7uYFy)


Protocols of the Elders of the State Department.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (4o+ea)

269 Im assuming that sweet hedge fund job, lobbyist gig, and 6 figure speaking gigs he was promised for running as a Trump spoiler didn't pay out.

It's almost as if he is blackmailed and these people lie and blackmail people to do their bidding.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (pOqmx)

270 My sister runs around saying, "I'm a coffee snob, I'm a coffee snob." Finally, after years of this, I finally asked, "So if you're a coffee snob why do you drink Starbucks? It's like saying you're a "foodie" while eating a McRib."
"Starbucks is good," she said. "Do a search for "Starbucks, inferior beans, and burned.""


I have no idea why a chain of coffee flavored milk shakes is so popular..........wait, I just figured it out. It's the sugar content. It's addictive and they don't know because even if they don't get the ones with actual added sugar, they're getting somekind of steamed milk which is 12g sugar per cup.


So, figure out a product people think is not unhealthy, then make sure it has a ton of sugar in it. $profit

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (CAKgV)

271 "And this guy was the Principled Conservative candidate, right?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I a"


McMuffin was just pretext for The Rick Wilson to keep making money in 2016 after Rubio and Jeb flamed out early. Got to hand it him, he got a lot of gullible Never Trumpers to cough up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2018 01:30 PM (OD2ni)

272 >>>Jeesuz, even I filled out my fucking paperwork! What a fucking idiot!<<<

Yeah, at first I let my eyes deceive me, but clearly this Egg fella is no Charles Xavier of campaign mastery and control.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2018 01:30 PM (bJ0w+)

273 >>223 I still see people who think Starbucks is cool,

Crazy cool.

Posted by: Hipster Shithead at April 18, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)

274 >>Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols


Translation: "Popeo's successful, secret meeting in N Korea prevented us the opportunity to leak it."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

275 When you think about it, burnt coffee is not nearly as outrageous as heavily sea salted caramel or heavily sea salted chocolate.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (5NMZN)

276 Horowitz says the IG report coming out in May now due to additional evidence that has recently come to light. Fox News reporting

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (m7LQK)

277 Oh snap!



I may have to buy jack Straw a drink:



https://tinyurl.com/y8pnuqvk/

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2018 01:26 PM


Schadenboner Status:

[ ] 4 hours

[X] Greater than 4 hours

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

278 McMuffin was a dem plant to try to flip Utah thinking that added to the insurance of the republican not winning. Whoever came up with this plan should probably be sued by McMuffin for the missing cash.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (CAKgV)

279 274 >>Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols


Translation: "Popeo's successful, secret meeting in N Korea prevented us the opportunity to leak it."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

By Jove, I think she's right!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

280 Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:27 PM (7LY+6)

What was so great about her was that she always seemed to be having so much FUN singing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (6qfo/)

281 What's funny about that ugly inside and out prof is that she boasts of making 100K a year, as if it's a fortune. Now, I don't make 100K or close to 100K. But I don't live in California. 100K in Cali doesn't exactly put you in the lap of luxury, does it? I mean, you can probably fish that amount out of the sofa cushions in any given home in Beverly Hills or Silicon Valley or Santa Barbara.

However, it's 100K more than she's worth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (H80UQ)

282 Foady Fo Ftagn!

Posted by: Maxines Tentacles at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (HDb5z)

283 Ah. A walking advertisement for burkas, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:20 PM (4o+ea)

more like a walking billboard

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (hMwEB)

284 Wow I really hope that tinyurl link is true.

And that it's not just window dressing.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (vpdmg)

285 So that's about $3/vote.

That's even worse than hillary's spending

The State Department often forgets that they work for and at the pleasure of the president, to represent him and his policies. They have for a very long time been of the impression that they run things overseas and are setting policy instead. And with Obama, who could give a crap about foreign policy, they pretty much were their own little kingdom.

So yeah, they're throwing a tantrum over the president just bypassing them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)

286 figure out a product people think is not unhealthy, then make sure it has a ton of sugar in it"

Well, ever notice that most of the "anti sugar drink" tax schemes somehow bypass 'bucks?

Funny 'bout that, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (7LY+6)

287 For those of you whose eyeballs have been scorched by sight of the Muslim Menace, I offer you Raquel Welch:

https://tinyurl.com/y9lujcfp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (kqsXK)

288 >>Horowitz says the IG report coming out in May now due to additional evidence that has recently come to light. Fox News reporting

Horowitz is going to testify before the House Oversight Committee on May 8. He wouldn't be testifying unless the report was ready to roll.

At least part of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (/tuJf)

289 Horowitz says the IG report coming out in May now due to additional evidence that has recently come to light. Fox News reporting
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM

Christmas in May? At least there will still be snow on the ground here. Festive!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (CiRJp)

290 >>Unless the grand jury refused to indict the case is still ongoing.


Excellent!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

291 Another OT Rant:

The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has told both our governor and the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer allowed on their land to enforce immigration or customs laws. They have blocked off the border road that the USBP patrols (that means 75 miles of border no longer has ANY enforcement going on). That rez is the largest drug smuggling area on the whole border.

To me, thats an act of war. Add the fact they and other reservations are claiming all water belongs to them in AZ, we may end up having to fight the red man yet again.

They want to dance, lets do it. I'm of a mood to.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

292 Commenter has big fans.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (sjdRT)

293
Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right

Posted by: Soothie


Yeah the proper protocol requires that we send little phat phuc millions of dollars before any negotiations can begin.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (lKyWE)

294 Queen's last Corgi has passed on:

https://tinyurl.com/y8ykyqsf

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

295 However, it's 100K more than she's worth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (H80UQ)


Barely covers her food bill, by the looks of her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (4o+ea)

296 McMuffin was a dem plant to try to flip Utah thinking that added to the insurance of the republican not winning. Whoever came up with this plan should probably be sued by McMuffin for the missing cash.
Posted by: dagny

*hic*

I'm your huckleberry

Posted by: Hillary! at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (KnK6d)

297 https://tinyurl.com/y9lujcfp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (kqsXK)

ooh la la
nice ... shoes

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (hMwEB)

298 276 Horowitz says the IG report coming out in May now due to additional evidence that has recently come to light. Fox News reporting

Yawn.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

299 Breaking: Lawmakers Make Criminal Referral On Clinton, Comey, Lynch to DOJ



From WZ

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM (7UW64)

300 What was so great about her was that she always seemed to be having so much FUN singing."

Yeah. Not enough angst for today...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

301 "Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols"

yeah, proper protocols established by the ShadowGov moles, operatives deeply entrenched in the layers of bureaucracy, who make sure every executive directive is massaged and twisted to serve the CFR directives.

Gee, why would Trump avoid those traitors?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM (bT8Z4)

302 >Christmas in May? At least there will still be snow on the ground here. Festive!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM (CiRJp)


You've been into the hooch already today, haven't you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM (sjdRT)

303 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

Cut off all aid to the Indian reservation.

Then fence it off, and require passports of them to leave the reservation.

Two can play that game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM (4o+ea)

304 Ugh, I hope the mini-criminal-referral-orgasm I had there wasn't for nothing.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (CAKgV)

305 So that's about $3/vote.
=====

Hey, he is careful with money. How much did Jeb spend per vote?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (MIKMs)

306 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jkAkm4JmM

Live Oogahshacka...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (7LY+6)

307 246 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

-------------------

These people are so astoundingly unaware.

The so-called "protocols" that aren't being followed? What, exactly, has been gained with NK by following these "protocols" Bloomberg are talking about?

Posted by: Blake at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

308 >>What's funny about that ugly inside and out prof is that she boasts of making 100K a year, as if it's a fortune.


She's bragging about jizya.
Palestinian, who was born in Chicago but raised in the ME, who now has a cushy job in academia where she can denounce the west....all while being paid $100K by the infidels she hates.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

309 Well, ever notice that most of the "anti sugar drink" tax schemes somehow bypass 'bucks?

Funny 'bout that, no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:32 PM

Hmmm, never thought about it, but now that you mention it? Some of there drinks have more effing calories than a McMuffin! Yea the SJW mayors etc. sure never seem to target these places.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (CiRJp)

310 I said this yesterday, but some of you have no idea how bad coffee can get if you think Starbucks is bad.

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2018 01:36 PM (q177U)

311 >>They want to dance, lets do it. I'm of a mood to.

Use Gatling guns.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:36 PM (r9UYA)

312 >>The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has told both our governor and the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer allowed on their land
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

The People put up roadblocks to keep Great Father's steel horses from the camp. One moon this works. Next moon, white men bring case of Ten High. Roadblocks burned by the People. Cheap bourbon is big magic.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

313 Then fence it off, and require passports of them to leave the reservation.

Yeah if they want to play the "we're a sovereign nation" card, then treat the like one.

Its high past time we dissolved those reservations entirely and just made them part of the USA. Whatever dubious purpose they were meant to serve has long, long, long been passed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

314 310 I said this yesterday, but some of you have no idea how bad coffee can get if you think Starbucks is bad.

--

it's the worst in the flavor to price ratio

vs cheap coffee that one doesn't expect to be any good

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)

315 She's bragging about jizya.
Palestinian, who was born in Chicago but raised in the ME, who now has a cushy job in academia where she can denounce the west....all while being paid $100K by the infidels she hates.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)


Whatever happened to that Muslim thing of beating the snot out of women like this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (4o+ea)

316 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
=======

Oh, is he legally required to?

If not, then they can fuck off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

317
The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has told both our governor and
the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer allowed on their land to
enforce immigration or customs laws.
-------------------

A Chivington is in order...
oops, wrong century.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (5NMZN)

318 I may have to buy jack Straw a drink:

https://tinyurl.com/y8pnuqvk/



Whaaaaaa???????????

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (q177U)

319 I love this story more than I should.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (mf5HN)

320 265 Wiki says McMullin received $1.6M, still owes $650K, got 700,000 votes.

So that's about $3/vote.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
---------------------------------
Amazingly enough, he got 54,000 votes in Virginia.
I'm told this was part of some big-time Mormon push in the Norfolk/Va Beach area. I dunno.

The only 2 Mormons I know in my part of VA (SW) voted for Trump.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (0jtPF)

321 https://tinyurl.com/ycbqnpp9

links to the actual criminal referral.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (Mbmmf)

322 Ray Chandler, the woman who recruits for Jeffery Epstein and as a young teenager was photographed with A list stars and Bill Clinton, posted this interesting pic on her IG account. It's a picture of security cameras what people are saying is Pedo Island. Where ever its from, it's has some dark shit going on in a few rooms. NSFW (could be safe but erring on side of caution.)

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1524062589091.jpg

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (pOqmx)

323
Madeline Albright's North Korean protocol = happy dancing!

https://youtu.be/gd36dtZ0eqs?t=80

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (EzdLW)

324 The Tohono O'Odham nation

------

No Irish!

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (ANIFC)

325 >>The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has
told both our governor and the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer
allowed on their land

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)



The People put up roadblocks to keep Great Father's steel horses
from the camp. One moon this works. Next moon, white men bring case of
Ten High. Roadblocks burned by the People. Cheap bourbon is big magic.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:36 PM


I cried a single tear.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

326
I may have to buy jack Straw a drink:



https://tinyurl.com/y8pnuqvk/





Be still my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

327 >>Whaaaaaa???????????

Don't worry, it's not like we're dating or anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

328 some of you have no idea how bad coffee can get if you think Starbucks is bad.

Yeah Starbucks is over-roasted and overpriced, but its not bad coffee. Try Boyd's instant coffee some time. My problem with Starbuck's is that its McDonald's and people treat it like Four Seasons. Up here in the Northwest, we get better coffee by far

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

329 281 What's funny about that ugly inside and out prof is that she boasts of making 100K a year, as if it's a fortune. Now, I don't make 100K or close to 100K. But I don't live in California. 100K in Cali doesn't exactly put you in the lap of luxury, does it? I mean, you can probably fish that amount out of the sofa cushions in any given home in Beverly Hills or Silicon Valley or Santa Barbara.

However, it's 100K more than she's worth.

Posted by: DonnaV sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 18, 2018 01:31 PM (H80UQ)

My ADHD 26 year old son who barely graduated from a second rate state university makes 90K and just barely scrapes by in the close-in DC metro.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (CAKgV)

330 215 Also heard on Bloomberg Fake News: Critics Who Said Trump Isn't Following The Proper Protocols (in preparation) For Direct Talks With North Korea Proven Right
Posted by: Soothie

Correct. He needs to send James Taylor with the advance team to sing 'U got a friend'.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (dw7D4)

331 I have no idea why a chain of coffee flavored milk shakes is so popular..........wait, I just figured it out. It's the sugar content. It's addictive and they don't know because even if they don't get the ones with actual added sugar, they're getting somekind of steamed milk which is 12g sugar per cup.


So, figure out a product people think is not unhealthy, then make sure it has a ton of sugar in it. $profit


This may astonish you, but some of us actually just like their coffee. I've had one of their sweetened drinks once, I think, many years ago. Every other time it has been plain coffee, with a little cream that I add myself from their jug.

Beats Folgers any day of the week.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (bZ7mE)

332 >Don't worry, it's not like we're dating or anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (/tuJf)


You man whore you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (sjdRT)

333 I cried a single tear.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren"

Me too!
Espera de Corti

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (7LY+6)

334 >>Whatever happened to that Muslim thing of beating the snot out of women like this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:37 PM (4o+ea)

We don't want sharia law. We just want to cherrypick a few of the more sensible aspects for incorporation, because diversity.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

335 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

Cut off all aid to the Indian reservation.

Then fence it off, and require passports of them to leave the reservation.

Two can play that game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM

This! Reservations are actually the worst thing for Indians. They are small little nations of dysfunction. Pull their funding and fence it off as you said. Sorry guys, you lost the war, should have fought harder.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (CiRJp)

336 Well, I don't drink "cups" of coffee. I drink pots of coffee and no one sells pots of coffee with lids. That'll be $40, ma'am/sir.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (CAKgV)

337 I have no idea why a chain of coffee flavored milk shakes is so popular..........wait, I just figured it out. It's the sugar content.

Yeah, people who get up in the morning, have a shake, then eat candy bars for lunch, color in their "adult" coloring book, and watch retro cartoons and a comic book movie at night... you never grew up. These are the people who use "adulting" in a non-ironic non-mocking manner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (39g3+)

338 diversity can be a posiive. For example, a military unit with people from other countries, other services, and various backgrounds could potentially more effective than a bunch of high school graduates with the same mall stomping background (today it would be smart phones).

On the other hand NASA would not be improved if they mandated some of the top engineers cross dress, others throat sing, and the rest must be able to recite Ally Mcbeal episodes by heart.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (n13/j)

339 Where ever its from, it's has some dark shit going on in a few rooms. NSFW (could be safe but erring on side of caution.)
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1524062589091.jpg

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (pOqmx)

can't really tell from the grainy photos

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (hMwEB)

340 We don't want sharia law. We just want to cherrypick a few of the more sensible aspects for incorporation, because diversity.
Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)


In selected instances. Like for this chick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (4o+ea)

341 This may astonish you, but some of us actually just like their coffee."

Which would be fine, if they actually sold more coffee instead of sweetened drinks.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (7LY+6)

342
This was leaked to the Daily Caller by some people who got stiffed by McMullin and who want to pressure him to pay them. Who? Well, he has a short list of vendors. Shouldn't be hard to narrow it down to a couple.

Hopping, Green & Sams is a good bet. They'e a Florida law firm to whom Egg owes a cool $500K.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:09 PM (iv0p7)





Who in their right minds would give McMuffin a half million dollars worth of unsecured credit?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (eXA4G)

343 335 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

Cut off all aid to the Indian reservation.

Then fence it off, and require passports of them to leave the reservation.

Two can play that game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM

This! Reservations are actually the worst thing for Indians. They are small little nations of dysfunction. Pull their funding and fence it off as you said. Sorry guys, you lost the war, should have fought harder.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (CiRJp)

Send them blankets.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

344 >>You man whore you.

I'm not saying I have really high standards or anything but it's gonna take more than one drink to get me to put out.

Dinner and movie would be nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

345 Beats Folgers any day of the week.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (bZ7mE)


So does Kaladi Brothers, which I brew at home, for much less $$.

It tastes particularly fine when made in the morning while camping, in my experience, but it is lovely any time.

It isn't burned, and it has superior quality and roast.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (7UW64)

346 Bill Kristol talks this guy into the fools errand of running for prez as 3rd party at the last minute, then leaves him in the lurch for 3/4 mil. What a guy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (wdmm9)

347 Who in their right minds would give McMuffin a half million dollars worth of unsecured credit?

To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

348 In my dreams the OIG rolls out in May and expands into the public eye over the next six months, resulting in a tea party like victory in November, amidst prosecutions and open revelations about top Dem figures (and a few RINOs).

Jim Jordan becomes speaker, McConnell steps down ... OK, that's dreamy enough for now. Norks give up nukes and unite with South Korea, Iran's Greens Win, $20B for border wall ... save that for later.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (bT8Z4)

349 You've been into the hooch already today, haven't you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM

I wish. More snow later. SMFH

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (CiRJp)

350 Folger's > Starbucks

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

351 I have no idea why a chain of coffee flavored milk shakes is so popular..........wait, I just figured it out. It's the sugar content. It's addictive and they don't know because even if they don't get the ones with actual added sugar, they're getting somekind of steamed milk which is 12g sugar per cup.

Probably needed to offset the shitty burnt coffee taste. I don't get it. The crap is overprice, nasty, and as someone pointed out yesterday, their baked goods are mostly garbage, with the possible exception of the cinnamon scones.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (rdl6o)

352 Dinner and movie would be nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

So, yer easy, but yer not cheap. Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (7UW64)

353 I will be honest though: I liked Starbuck's iced coffee when I could handle caffeine and sugar. The bitterness worked well with the ice, but you had to dump in lots of sugar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)

354
I am probably not one to judge coffee because I think campfire coffee is the best evah!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (r+sAi)

355 >>Reservations are actually the worst thing for Indians. They are small little nations of dysfunction. Pull their funding and fence it off as you said. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (CiRJp)

District 9.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

356 Egg McMuffin

I laugh every time.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (8iiMU)

357
The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has told both our governor and the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer allowed on their land to enforce immigration or customs laws. They have blocked off the border road that the USBP patrols (that means 75 miles of border no longer has ANY enforcement going on). That rez is the largest drug smuggling area on the whole border.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM



Let 'em leave "their" part of the Mexican border open - and build the WALL around the reservation?

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (EzdLW)

358 "291 Another OT Rant:

The Tohono O'Odham nation here in AZ has told both our governor and the USBP/ICE that the white man is no longer allowed on their land to enforce immigration or customs laws. They have blocked off the border road that the USBP patrols (that means 75 miles of border no longer has ANY enforcement going on). That rez is the largest drug smuggling area on the whole border. "


Okay, let 'em.
We'll just include them on the Mexican side of the wall.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (Mbmmf)

359 Every time I think of You....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jqruhCiwd0

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (7LY+6)

360 BTW, how many people here know that Starbucks offers light, medium, and dark roasts?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (bZ7mE)

361 343 335 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:33 PM (O9qtX)

Cut off all aid to the Indian reservation.

Then fence it off, and require passports of them to leave the reservation.

Two can play that game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:34 PM

This! Reservations are actually the worst thing for Indians. They are small little nations of dysfunction. Pull their funding and fence it off as you said. Sorry guys, you lost the war, should have fought harder.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:40 PM (CiRJp)

Send them blankets.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (NWiLs)


And put a whacking great tariff on the firewater going in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (4o+ea)

362 Couldn't make out much from the photos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (KnK6d)

363 I wish. More snow later. SMFH

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (CiRJp)

Wow, if you folks get any more of this global warming, you will have to move up here where spring has sprung.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (7UW64)

364 Starbucks coffee is terrible. I think Burger King coffee is better than theirs. It all tastes over roasted and bitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (wdmm9)

365
Dinner and movie would be nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:41 PM (/tuJf)


You old romantic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (lKyWE)

366 Don't worry, it's not like we're dating or anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

No one has been indicted or arrested yet. I have a bottle of Balvene and a couple of Dominican Churchills standing by....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (i0ykY)

367 Bill Kristol's best line - "He's behind me isn't he?" from City Slickers 1 and 2. I am a sucker for the classic gags.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (n13/j)

368 I despise Starbucks on principle: leftist founder/CEO, hipster assholes at the counter, asshole customers abound.

I couldn't care less if they were selling ambrosia of the gods. No sale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (4o+ea)

369 >>BTW, how many people here know that Starbucks offers light, medium, and dark roasts?


Not me. I like my homemade Maxwell House, and Dunkin Donuts on rare occasion I pay for coffee.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

370 >I wish. More snow later. SMFH

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (CiRJp)


I know. I have several peeps here on suicide watch. On a brighter note, I was in Minneapolis yesterday and had my first Juicy Lucy at Matt's. Damn good stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (sjdRT)

371

EM BOOM CHAKA LAKA LAKA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (mPeei)

372 "Yeah Starbucks is over-roasted and overpriced, but its not bad coffee. Try Boyd's instant coffee some time. My problem with Starbuck's is that its McDonald's and people treat it like Four Seasons. Up here in the Northwest, we get better coffee by far
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Right, it is not bad coffee. I prefer Peet's if I am buying coffee while at work and have Paul Newman for my Keurig at home.

A cup of fresh coffee from WaWa for an early morning drive is also very nice.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

373 "This may astonish you, but some of us actually just like their coffee."

It's o.k. definitely worse coffee out there. I grew up on Maxwell House and Folgers. Now I can hardly drink it. I got spoiled with other coffee. Starcucks VIA instant is great for hiking and camping.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (CiRJp)

374 I get the feelings of the Indians, and know quite a few. Some are angry bitter idiots, some are mellow and calm (most of them) and don't care one way or another about white eyes.

But the truth is, they lost, they should have lost, and they cannot point the bony finger of indignation at anyone else, as their tribe obliterated and sometimes even ate tribes that came before them for their land. Them being displaced by settlers was just one more step in a long, long chain of peoples being wiped out or moved aside by a different group.

The whole reservation system is horrendous and needs to end. Its a perpetual cycle of dependency and poverty, and its so ingrained into so many people that even ones who are very wealthy from casino money (and believe me, they are VERY WEALTHY) live like poor white trash. They just have a Lambo on the lawn outside their trailer now instead of a rusted ford pickup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)

375 'Fuck names their kid Egg?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (vtcmf)

376 360 BTW, how many people here know that Starbucks offers light, medium, and dark roasts?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:43 PM (bZ7mE)

And they are all poorly roasted, nasty tasting, over acidic and overpriced.

Really, go elsewhere.

Up here, we have coffee hut. You can drive up and get whatever you like. They are trailers that enterprising business folks park in various convenient locations and then serve up the good stuff. I'm sure most places would shut them down for building code or zoning violations, but such things are flexible up here.

Best coffee ever, because if it isn't, they go out of business.

Starbucks has a hard row to hoe up here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (7UW64)

377 This may astonish you, but some of us actually just like their coffee. I've had one of their sweetened drinks once, I think, many years ago. Every other time it has been plain coffee, with a little cream that I add myself from their jug.


Beats Folgers any day of the week.Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:38 PM (bZ7mE)

It does astonish me and that "cream" is probably half and half or milk not heavy cream and is thus loaded with sugar. McDonald's has better "coffee." It's not burnt beans. Starbucks without any sugar in it at all is horrific. Dunkin Donut's coffee is good unsweetened and so is, shocker, 7-11. My big problem with them is that they overcharge for an inferior product, way overcharge. I don't know where they get off charging that much for that stuff.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (CAKgV)

378 Folger's > Starbucks

Folger's is the Budweiser of coffee. It is only counted as such because no one knows what else to call it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:45 PM (bZ7mE)

379 8 o'clock coffee for value and taste.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (KnK6d)

380 Coffee at AA meetings is the best coffee.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (pOqmx)

381 >>No one has been indicted or arrested yet. I have a bottle of Balvene and a couple of Dominican Churchills standing by....

I'll upgrade my USB port just in case.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

382 I like the big Starbucks unsweetened iced coffee they sell in groceries now.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (hMwEB)

383 Protocols of the Elders of the State Department.
=====

Snorfls. But Realism. Goodness gracious, I have never heard or experienced racism or anti-semitism like the poohbahs in the State Dept.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (MIKMs)

384 FWIW, the McD's brand is a decent cuppa joe, along w/the aforementioned Wawa and Buck-ees...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (7LY+6)

385 359 - The Babies feat John Waite!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (m7LQK)

386 >>
Not me. I like my homemade Maxwell House, and Dunkin Donuts on rare occasion I pay for coffee.

Try Great Value Dark French Roast in the 1.5 lb cans. Blows away these 'designer' coffees.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (r9UYA)

387 Howard Schultz is one of the worst people I've ever met. Starbucks can choke on a bag of dicks as far as I'm concerned

Posted by: NCKate at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (bCtf/)

388 I went to a Starbucks yesterday because I needed coffee and it was the only thing available. Turns out it was pay it forward day? I ordered a simple large coffee, person in front of me paid for it. Now I am expected to pay for the person behind me who orders 2 frappe- whatevers and sandwiches. I am expected to pay for it, or be an asshole. Of course I have my scrubs on it with Dr Trophy emblazoned on them, so I end up paying about $20 for a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (wdmm9)

389 There should be flaming skulls any minute now..... Before my damn lunch break is over.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (i0ykY)

390
She's bragging about jizya.



"jizya", if it's pronounced the way it's spelled, sounds like the name of a pron website

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (EzdLW)

391 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (wdmm9)

OFFS

what a scam

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (hMwEB)

392 I despise Starbucks on principle: leftist founder/CEO, hipster assholes at the counter, asshole customers abound.

This is the problem with all coffee shops. You can get good product but you have to hack your way through a jungle of hipsters, crayola haired greivance mongers, whiney college students, alleged "authors" who never finish a story, and art students to get your coffee from a vendor with more metal in their face than a someone who jumped on a grenade.

I am probably not one to judge coffee because I think campfire coffee is the best evah!

Everything over a campfire is better. The ashes and pine needles just add to the flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

393 I know. I have several peeps here on suicide watch. On a brighter note, I was in Minneapolis yesterday and had my first Juicy Lucy at Matt's. Damn good stuff.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM

Yea, they're pretty damn good! The weather, meh. I am retiring from snow removal duty until next winter. I refuse to shovel one more time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (CiRJp)

394 costco has some good coffee beans that work out pretty cheap per pound

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (hMwEB)

395 San Diego County is joining lawsuit against California's Sanctuary City BS. Second largest county in California.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (oiNtH)

396 I had cause to drive through that rez a week ago. Concrete block houses, poorly constructed. But every house had a new/nearly new $50k plus pick up out front.

Also, a metric buttload of memorial crosses along the road where Indians wiped each other out driving on heap big firewater.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (O9qtX)

397 364- yeah, 7/11 is better. But so many conservatives still buy into it. Just like they "just can't seem to find a way" to give up fakebook, nutflix, ESPN, etc. Ok fine I get people like netflix, it can't all be political, but c'mon. They are so left, same as HBO, nightly shows etc. I have sworn of so many and have not missed them a lick.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (n13/j)

398 Anybody who speculates spends a night in the box...

Posted by: browndog at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (bGMOs)

399 The various Indian tribes just would not and could not band themselves together into a unified and effective fighting force. Their system and culture just weren't right for that kind of warfare.

Although I don't know that even if they had, they could have stopped the advance of the railroads and with them the loss of their lands.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (6qfo/)

400 'I couldn't care less if they were selling ambrosia of the gods. No sale.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:44 PM (4o+ea)"
That's probably the core of my hostility. I just can't abide the celebration/addiction of it by people who think they're being "cool" by being overcharged for something that's a scam.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (CAKgV)

401 >>There should be flaming skulls any minute now..... Before my damn lunch break is over.....

I wouldn't sweat it. There are going to be plenty of bombs going on over the next weeks and months.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (/tuJf)

402 Any word on Peaches?
Hopefully she's not snowed in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (xJa6I)

403 FWIW, the McD's brand is a decent cuppa joe, along w/the aforementioned Wawa and Buck-ees...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (7LY+6)


Does such a magical place exist that has both WaWa and Buck-ees?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (wdmm9)

404 The Tohomo O'Odham (Desert People) should be properly referred to as the Papago - meaning (from the Pima) "eating tepary beans". /s

Charmingly, their website proclaims "There is no word in Tohamo O'Odhan for Wall" I guess the phuckers will have to use the English word.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (5NMZN)

405 >Everything over a campfire is better. The ashes and pine needles just add to the flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)


Cannibal Bob was just saying the same thing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (sjdRT)

406
Right, it is not bad coffee. I prefer Peet's if I am buying coffee while at work


It's hard not to love a company that has a coffee called Jet Fuel.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (lKyWE)

407 It does astonish me and that "cream" is probably half and half or milk not heavy cream and is thus loaded with sugar"

The missus was quite surprised when I pointed out to her that the "fat free" half and half was actually milk and sugar...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (7LY+6)

408 The only reason I tried Starbucks is I won a gift card. I don't drink a lot of coffee anymore, but I was shocked at the price, and then, the burnt taste. I use the 100% Folgers Columbian coffee in the Keurig.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (rdl6o)

409
I think the flaming skulls might be saved for arrests.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (r+sAi)

410 Everything over a campfire is better. The ashes and pine needles just add to the flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

If more Americans spent time looking at a campfire once in a while, this would be a better nation.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (n13/j)

411 Of course I have my scrubs on it with Dr Trophy emblazoned on them, so I end up paying about $20 for a cup of coffee.

What a stupid system. I would definitely NOT pay for someone else's order, particularly if I gave the appearance of being wealthy because the little dem voter behind you is going to order half the menu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (39g3+)

412 Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (hMwEB)

Does it have milk in it?

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (CAKgV)

413 >Yea, they're pretty damn good! The weather, meh. I
am retiring from snow removal duty until next winter. I refuse to shovel
one more time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (CiRJp)


I'm in the same place. Last weekend finished me off.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (sjdRT)

414 Thank you RedMindBlueState!

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at April 18, 2018 01:51 PM (jfpNK)

415 The missus was quite surprised when I pointed out to her that the "fat free" half and half was actually milk and sugar...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (7LY+6)

One time I accidentally bought fat free half & half and I tried to give it to my neighbors and I could not give that shit away.
Had to throw it to out

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:51 PM (hMwEB)

416 What is a criminal referral from Congress, anyway? The way I read Sara's article, it seems like they're just asking DOJ to open an investigation. As if it's just another version of the "politely worded letter" that has no enforcement power. Is it more than that?

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 01:51 PM (EzdLW)

417 Wouldn't bet against your speculation, ace.

A bit of my own: Kristol and the other Never Trump spoiler wannabes cut Muffin off when he didn't deliver Utah and have refused to hire him an election attorney to do the FEC filings.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 01:51 PM (jhiZs)

418 Everything over a campfire is better. The ashes and pine needles just add to the flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

Plus the occasional mosquito for protein.

RE: Indians. Just do what we did up here. Native land claims. Set up Native corporations and let them do their thing. Self-support is better, and they are entitled to own something, I suppose.

Cut the government cord.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (7UW64)

419 Fuck this noise about putting a fence around these injuns. Enforce the existing border and if they don't like it, tough shit. No new land to mexico.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (r9UYA)

420 ...breakin the law, breakin the law.

Posted by: Judas Priest at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (pdM4C)

421 "jizya", if it's pronounced the way it's spelled, sounds like the name of a pron website
Posted by: Hands



JizyaHub.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (2ifxQ)

422 350
Folger's > Starbucks

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

Correction:
Ass water > Starbucks

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (jxbfJ)

423 I may have to buy jack Straw a drink:

...but it's only Wednesday!

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (Xvo1a)

424 some of you have no idea how bad coffee can get if you think Starbucks is bad.

I'm not a coffee drinker, so I have zero dogs in this fight, but I damn sure remember people singing Starbucks praises when they first came on the scene.

I heard the same conversation over and over, "Yeah, it's expensive, but it's so damn good!"

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (iv0p7)

425 400 I couldn't care less if they were selling ambrosia
of the gods. No sale.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018
01:44 PM (4o+ea)"
That's probably the core of my hostility. I just
can't abide the celebration/addiction of it by people who think they're
being "cool" by being overcharged for something that's a scam.


Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:49 PM (CAKgV)

It is one thing to be pretentious. But to be pretentious when you are really a rube paying out your blank for crap and you dont' know better? C'mon man!

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (n13/j)

426 Does such a magical place exist that has both WaWa and Buck-ees?"

Yeah. When I'm flying from Dulles to Houston...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (7LY+6)

427 Although I don't know that even if they had, they could have stopped the advance of the railroads and with them the loss of their lands.

Nah, it wouldn't have mattered. They DID band together eventually, defeated Custer because he didn't listen to his scouts, and then got wiped off the map. They were stone age people fighting moderns with rifles and cannons. They were really good at what they did, but that wasn't enough to overcome the lack of numbers and the low tech.

A smarter group of people would have said "you know, living in dirt and starving every winter, having no written language, living in fear of raids from nearby tribes, having little medicine and crappy music isn't for me" and left their life behind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

428 If I am out and or traveling and want a good cup of coffee, I will always try to find a place with a drive through so I can avoid hipster village.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (CiRJp)

429 Does it have milk in it?
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (CAKgV)

no, just cold-brewed iced coffee. comes in blonde, medium, & dark roast. Usually next to the orange juice cooler at my grocery. It's I guess half-gallon sized.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (hMwEB)

430 Of course I have my scrubs on it with Dr Trophy emblazoned on them, so I end up paying about $20 for a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (wdmm9)

F that. I will break the chain and look like an asshole. Let someone else who needs an ego boost jerk the guy off behind them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (Dp6qK)

431 Ass water > Starbucks

[golf clap]

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (rdl6o)

432 https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/936089516376502272

He's outraged about Republicans running up a deficit!

Posted by: MikeN at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (o/eHL)

433 The only excuse for pine needles near a campfire is if you're in an area with no hardwood.

Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap, crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving no coals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (6qfo/)

434 This is the problem with all coffee shops. You can get good product but you have to hack your way through a jungle of hipsters, crayola haired greivance mongers, whiney college students, alleged "authors" who never finish a story, and art students to get your coffee from a vendor with more metal in their face than a someone who jumped on a grenade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)


Absolutely true. A local shop (not a chain one) here should be called "Chernobyl's."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (4o+ea)

435 397 364- yeah, 7/11 is better. But so many conservatives still buy into it. Just like they "just can't seem to find a way" to give up fakebook, nutflix, ESPN, etc. Ok fine I get people like netflix, it can't all be political, but c'mon. They are so left, same as HBO, nightly shows etc. I have sworn of so many and have not missed them a lick.
Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (n13/j)

I have very conservative family members that still refuse to delete Facebook because they need to keep up with their friends. I explain to them about the dopamine feedback, it's unhealthy, and there is a thing called a telephone, writing letters and emails, video chat, ect.

I hate Facebook. Appearentky Zuckerberg cannot explain how he wrote his 700k lines of code during exam week for original Facebook.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (pOqmx)

436 Sweet City Woman...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPt3eSBJiQ

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (7LY+6)

437 The missus was quite surprised when I pointed out to her that the "fat free" half and half was actually milk and sugar...Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:50 PM (7LY+6)
It's also a major revelation that milk IS sugary. 12g per cup, same with half and half. So people who think their drink is unsweetened when they've put any dairy in it don't grasp that it's still sweetened, just not as much. Besides you need fat to not be hungry all the time. I can't do the butter in the coffee though. Yikes. I wish I could.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (CAKgV)

438 Folgers >asswater> starbucks

I feel bad for the kids that work there though. Most just want a job. Too bad the management is a bunch of jobs.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (n13/j)

439 The Babies feat John Waite!
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (m7LQK)
++++
Right Church, Wrong Band

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (y3aQB)

440 http://alaskaartisancoffee.com/products

They have an Outhouse Blend, Shit Creek, and Battle Dawgs Door Kicker.

Very tasty.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (7UW64)

441 "Even the leader of the once conservative House Freedom Caucus, Rep.
Meadows, supports more deficit spending in the era of Trump. Amazing"

https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/927289069821931520

Posted by: MikeN at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (o/eHL)

442
Turns out it was pay it forward day? I ordered a simple large coffee, person in front of me paid for it. Now I am expected to pay for the person behind me who orders 2 frappe- whatevers and sandwiches. I am expected to pay for it, or be an asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2018 01:47 PM (wdmm9)






Me? I'm an asshole, an insensitive prick. But I'd probably go out of character and just refuse the free coffee and pay for my own.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (eXA4G)

443 If more Americans spent time looking at a campfire once in a while, this would be a better nation.

You are wise for an old shark hunter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

444 >>What is a criminal referral from Congress, anyway? The way I read Sara's article, it seems like they're just asking DOJ to open an investigation. As if it's just another version of the "politely worded letter" that has no enforcement power. Is it more than that?

Congressional criminal referrals are pretty rare. They don't compel the DOJ to act but they usually do. And the fact that people like Comey, McCabe and Hillary herself are part of the referral is pretty eye opening.

I'm pretty sure the criminal investigations have been going on for some time now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

445 I heard the same conversation over and over, "Yeah, it's expensive, but it's so damn good!"

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (iv0p7)

I still like the coffee, but I only ever get the Americano. But I don't like putting money in SJW douchebags pockets, so I skip it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (Dp6qK)

446 See that the Fresno State prof who danced on Barbara Bush's grave is now on leave. This after she taunted her critics that she is tenured and can't be touched. WZ has the details and a very non-flattering pic of her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

447 https://kaladi.com/product-category/coffee/

Red Goat FTW. Yum.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (7UW64)

448 Let someone else who needs an ego boost jerk the guy off behind them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM

A cup of coffee sounds really good.

Posted by: Shemp at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (CiRJp)

449 Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap, crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving no coals.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (6qfo/)


Nine out of ten drugged-out homeless retards in California recommend pine campfires as the ideal way to inadvertently start raging brushfires that burn out whole neighborhoods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (4o+ea)

450 I heard the same conversation over and over, "Yeah, it's expensive, but it's so damn good!"

Just people unfamiliar with espresso, finding out what its like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (39g3+)

451 I am in an Apple store getting my wife's iPhone battery changed.

What a bunch of pompous assholes.

Not that I ever entertained the notion of getting an Apple product, but this experience cinched it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (OA91J)

452 @416

Its congress version of The Aristocrats.

Its all theatre.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (2xAsq)

453 I guess he pocketed the money that Hillary Inc. probably paid him.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (QLTpA)

454 It's also a major revelation that milk IS sugary. 12g per cup, same with half and half.

--

I can't figure out yet which is less bad when I'm at Wawa - the half & half or the light cream.
Numbers wise they work out to the same fat amount but light cream tastes creamier than half & half, imo.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)

455 Egga Muffa, yeah.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (pw+jk)

456 I have a bottle of Balvene

I hope you didn't pay too much for that knock-off Balvenie.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (iv0p7)

457 >>Its all theatre.

Yup.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (r9UYA)

458 441 "Even the leader of the once conservative House Freedom Caucus, Rep.
Meadows, supports more deficit spending in the era of Trump. Amazing"

https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/927289069821931520
Posted by: MikeN at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (o/eHL)

We are years beyond broke. The only answer is a controlled demolition and starting over with new systems in place and criminals removed from the country.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (pOqmx)

459 Not that I ever entertained the notion of getting an Apple product, but this experience cinched it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (OA91J)

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)

460 Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap, crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving no coals.

When you build a campfire after hiking into an area, you use what's available unless you have a burro to carry all that oak in with you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

461 A smarter group of people would have said "you know,
living in dirt and starving every winter, having no written language,
living in fear of raids from nearby tribes, having little medicine and
crappy music isn't for me" and left their life behind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)
-------------------------------
I'm sure there was a 19th century Kevin Williamson-type telling them exactly that. They.did.not.listen.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (5NMZN)

462 >>It is one thing to be pretentious. But to be pretentious when you are really a rube paying out your blank for crap and you dont' know better? C'mon man!


Also love how every financial planner on tv who gives advice of managing your personal expenses/saving more lists "Stop buying your daily a.m. coffee at a coffee shop" as their first tip.




Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (W+vEI)

463 446 See that the Fresno State prof who danced on Barbara Bush's grave is now on leave. This after she taunted her critics that she is tenured and can't be touched. WZ has the details and a very non-flattering pic of her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)


She was dancing? Has CalTech finished repairs on their seismographs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (4o+ea)

464 Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (hMwEB)

It's good? I'll look for it if you recommend it.

Per earlier: I don't have pics of my needlework, that's a good idea though. My kids didn't even know it was my stuff until my husband said something while I was having them carry everything to the basement before the insurance company painters came to put a new ceiling up. But they're males so you can't expect them to notice things without aromas.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (CAKgV)

465 Kiddo is exhausted, snow cat, snow Corgi, and snowman made; my knees are frozen, but fun was had by all!

Posted by: pookysgirl is reporting from the planet Hoth at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (XKZwp)

466 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

She seems nice!

Posted by: Abdul Mahomet Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (n9EOP)

467 I am in an Apple store getting my wife's iPhone battery changed. "

Que?

They sell Samsung phones at the apple store?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 01:58 PM (7LY+6)

468 The wife and I have decided that 8 O'clock coffee is about as good as it gets for the price. Always consistent and just a good basic coffee. That's all we want anyways.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (2WfB0)

469 The various Indian tribes just would not and could not band themselves together into a unified and effective fighting force. Their system and culture just weren't right for that kind of warfare.

Although I don't know that even if they had, they could have stopped the advance of the railroads and with them the loss of their lands.


The Iroquois would like a word with you.

The reason why the Indians were defeated is because they were a stone-age people technologically and were quickly rendered dependent on their enemy for weapons, tools, and basic household goods like cloth and cooking utensils. They also lost vast numbers of people to disease and had to deal with the cultural fallout from losing over half their population virtually overnight (some of the pre-Columbian cities in North America were as big as any European city, I believe).

Even so, they were doing a pretty good job resisting encroachment up to the point when the French lost Canada and the tribes were no longer able to play one white faction off of the other. The West was decisively won in 1813, everything afterwards was a mopping up operation.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (bZ7mE)

470 Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap,
crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving
no coals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (6qfo/)


============

Second worst. Cypress is far more poppy and smokey.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (pw+jk)

471 OT so that's cool, the new rage for lefty governors is to let felons vote. Thanks, Fredo! You hate non-felons and are diluting my vote.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (Kuhyt)

472 It's also a major revelation that milk IS sugary. 12g per cup, same with half and half.

Lactose, check out that name. Same ending as Dextrose, Sucrose, etc. That's for a reason, its milk sugar. Part of the reason I can't drink the stuff.

There's sugar lurking everywhere, you learn to be really careful. Last thing anyone needs is to be dumping more down their neck like Americans do so much. Cut way back on your sugar intake and you won't be sorry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (39g3+)

473 451 I am in an Apple store getting my wife's iPhone battery changed.

What a bunch of pompous assholes.

Not that I ever entertained the notion of getting an Apple product, but this experience cinched it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2018 01:56 PM (OA91J)


For my views on Apple, see the above re Starbucks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (4o+ea)

474 WZ has the details and a very non-flattering pic of her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)


How do you know that? She might actually look much worse in person.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (f41Sg)

475 The other myth about Indians is this good stewards of the land bullshit. Maybe they were 200 years ago, but now they overfish the lakes kill way too many critters and their reservations mostly look like trash dumps.

Posted by: Shemp at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (CiRJp)

476 Stolen from the interweb:

Let's start with what a referral is. It's a request by a peer branch of government that the executive branch conduct a criminal investigation. Lawmakers in their oversight capacity, and judges presiding over legal proceedings, often come across conduct that may violate federal criminal law -- particularly, obstructive behavior. Congress and the courts have no power to conduct criminal investigations and prosecutions; in our system, that is solely an executive function. So, members of Congress and judges will refer suspected criminal conduct to the Justice Department and FBI. These referrals are given respectful attention, but they impose no obligation on the executive agencies to investigate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (r+sAi)

477 See that the Fresno State prof who danced on Barbara Bush's grave is now on leave. This after she taunted her critics that she is tenured and can't be touched. WZ has the details and a very non-flattering pic of her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Where's a damned muzzie when you really need them? Someone needs to cover that sack of meat. Toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (2ifxQ)

478 Cut way back on your sugar intake and you won't be sorry."

Sound advice for all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (7LY+6)

479 Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap, crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving no coals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (6qfo/)


But I pine fir yew dearly, and balsam, too!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (dw7D4)

480 "401 >>There should be flaming skulls any minute now..... Before my damn lunch break is over.....

I wouldn't sweat it. There are going to be plenty of bombs going on over the next weeks and months."

Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (jhiZs)

481 It's good? I'll look for it if you recommend it.

--

I like having it in the fridge for when I'm looking for cold caffeine kick.

It's strong so I only get a bit then add lots of ice.

Sometimes my grocery will have little pop-out coupons for it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (hMwEB)

482 Kiddo is exhausted, snow cat, snow Corgi, and snowman made

Hooray for mom! Hot cocoa all around

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

483 The other myth about Indians is this good stewards of the land "

Hey - we just couldn't reproduce quickly enough!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (7LY+6)

484 Fresno State prof who danced on Barbara Bush's

Looks like she ate the anaconda instead of the other way around.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (vtcmf)

485 470 Pine is the worst possible campfire fuel. The pitch will snap,
crackle and pop, sparks will fly, and it burns itself out fast leaving
no coals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (6qfo/)


============

Second worst. Cypress is far more poppy and smokey.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (pw+jk)
*****************
Eucalyptus damned near killed me.

Posted by: Berkeley California at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (K0z2U)

486 A smarter group of people would have said "you know,
living in dirt and starving every winter, having no written language,
living in fear of raids from nearby tribes, having little medicine and
crappy music isn't for me" and left their life behind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)


Funny, most of the eastern tribes were doing just that. They still ended up on reservations....

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 02:01 PM (bZ7mE)

487 How's the Black Rifle coffee?

I love Matt Best and their ads, veteran-owned companies rock.

Just don't know if the coffee is any good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (xJa6I)

488 >>Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

Probably. But that's been my speculation anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

489 418 Everything over a campfire is better. The ashes and pine needles just add to the flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

Plus the occasional mosquito for protein.

RE: Indians. Just do what we did up here. Native land claims. Set up Native corporations and let them do their thing. Self-support is better, and they are entitled to own something, I suppose.

Cut the government cord.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:52 PM (7UW64)

A big problem on reservations is that you can't individually own real property.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

490 Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

That's my interpretation but like Jack I've been saying for months that people need to be patient and watch, because its slow and meticulous to build a case against the rich and powerful. Justice isn't a 45-minute process, no matter what you see on TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (39g3+)

491 Per earlier: I don't have pics of my needlework, that's a good idea though.

===

would love to see pics

I use ravelry to store my crochet pics

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (hMwEB)

492 >>487 How's the Black Rifle coffee?

Very good. Very expensive.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (r9UYA)

493 The pride of Steubenville, OH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (7LY+6)

494 I can't figure out yet which is less bad when I'm at Wawa - the half & half or the light cream.
Numbers wise they work out to the same fat amount but light cream tastes creamier than half & half, imo.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)


The progression goes:

skim milk < 2% milk < whole milk < half and half < light cream < heavy cream

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (f41Sg)

495
I can't figure out yet which is less bad when I'm at Wawa - the half half or the light cream.
Numbers wise they work out to the same fat amount but light cream tastes creamier than half half, imo.Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)

Well, half and half is half cream half milk and light cream is what? Besides fat isn't your enemy, sugar is. Does Wawa have a non-dairy option? (I'm driving out of "my inside the beltway so no wawa/sheetz" on friday to get to the university to see my son's capstone presentation. He graduates May 4 and 5. My sugar free thing is hard on the road, I have to cart around a little cooler most of the time.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (CAKgV)

496 I wish I had facebook so I could have the pleasure of giving it up!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (CiRJp)

497 NASA basically missed a huge asteroid that passed unnervingly close to earth(meh,if God wants to smash us He will,not gonna worry)


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294409/

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (LiyEm)

498 Also love how every financial planner on tv who gives advice of managing your personal expenses/saving more lists "Stop buying your daily a.m. coffee at a coffee shop" as their first tip.

Common sense, really. $5/day is $1825/yr. (I know people don't necessarily buy coffee every day, but ...).

I taught my sons this: look HARD at recurring expenses. One-offs typically are not a big deal. But recurring expenses, even if small, add up much faster than you'd think, becasue you tend to discount each one as insignificant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (4o+ea)

499 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (7UW64)

Looks like they sell you a full pound too, nice!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (n9EOP)

500
Right. So the criminal conduct referral is sent to AG Sessions. But the alleged criminal conduct involved "Russian colllusion", so Sessions will recuse himself. So the referral gets sent to... Rosenstein?

Posted by: Hands at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (EzdLW)

501 "488 >>Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

Probably. But that's been my speculation anyway."

Ha, same. I've thought along the "Russia-collusion" investigation was basic deflection.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (jhiZs)

502 475 The other myth about Indians is this good stewards of the land bullshit. Maybe they were 200 years ago, but now they overfish the lakes kill way too many critters and their reservations mostly look like trash dumps.
Posted by: Shemp at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (CiRJp)

One of the major reasons the Plains tribes were migratory, was they would pollute their campsites so badly.... and over hunt the area so much... that they HAD to be able to move.

Posted by: Judge Borg at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

503 492 >>487 How's the Black Rifle coffee?

Very good. Very expensive.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (r9UYA)

Hm. Wonder if I could get the wife to switch to it.

She usually hits Starbucks on the way to work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (xJa6I)

504 What loop ??

Posted by: Nikki Haley at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (Ymy4N)

505 Cut way back on your sugar intake and you won't be sorry.

I finally finished that Hulu Movie ( The Sugar Movie?) about the Aussie dude who decided to consume the 40 teaspoons of sugar a day that the average Aussie consumes. I figured he wouldn't go the full 60 days he promised. He did. He looked more pregnant at the end then his nine month pregnant wife. He basically self-induced liver cirrhosis in two months.

He got all those 'extra' grams/teaspoons of sugar from regular old products on the shelf. In the grocery store. The 'middle' aisles. Which should actually have a sign over them that says, "Abandon hope all yea who enter."

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (LOgQ4)

506 Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (jhiZs)

I hope so.

Though that could lead to Mueller etc. doing something truly desperate, which the Ministry of Truth will gladly echo around.

But that probably happens either way.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 02:04 PM (72PAC)

507 The progression goes:

skim milk
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Heavy cream FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (2ifxQ)

508 I can't figure out yet which is less bad when I'm at Wawa - the half half or the light cream.
Numbers wise they work out to the same fat amount but light cream tastes creamier than half half, imo.Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)
Well, half and half is half cream half milk and light cream is what?"

---Besides fat isn't your enemy, sugar is.

welcome to 21st century, comrade.

everyone in the know is putting butter, coconut oil, and real cream in their coffees.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Kuhyt)

509 skim milk

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (f41Sg)

ah, light cream is the one to get then

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (hMwEB)

510 skim milk < 2% milk < whole milk < half and half < light cream < heavy cream

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (f41Sg)

For fat, but fat isn't "bad."The heavy cream is actually better for you than any of the previous.
skim =12g sugar, 2% same, whole, same, half and half same, light cream no idea, heavy cream 0 sugar.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (CAKgV)

511 >>Right. So the criminal conduct referral is sent to AG Sessions. But the alleged criminal conduct involved "Russian colllusion", so Sessions will recuse himself. So the referral gets sent to... Rosenstein?

Negative. It goes to Sessions who just happens to already have a prosecutor reviewing the very same conduct, Huber.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (/tuJf)

512 NASA basically missed a huge asteroid that passed unnervingly close to earth(meh,if God wants to smash us He will,not gonna worry)


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294409/

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2018 02:03 PM (LiyEm)


SO, the muz outreach program is working out as expected!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (n9EOP)

513 Even 200 years ago the native American tribes were not "stewards" of anything. They just were too few in number to have significant impact. They didn't use the whole Buffalo because of some ecological principle, it was basically a supermarket and their lifestyle compelled them to use everything.

They had tens of thousands of years on this continent to get their crap together and still were stone age when Europeans arrived.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (39g3+)

514 Does Wawa have a non-dairy option?

--

pretty sure they do but I don't drink nut milks

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hMwEB)

515
Everything over a campfire is better.



Well, not everything, sahib

Posted by: Zombie Hindu widow at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (EzdLW)

516 Hokay, what does a criminal referral mean, who investigates it, what path does it take?

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (1FhAQ)

517 If more Americans spent time looking at a campfire once in a while, this would be a better nation.


When I build a campfire and just stare into it I feel like I'm sharing a 50,000 year old experience.

You can watch a fire as you watch TV, because it's always changing and it's alive. But unilke TV the thoughts are all your own.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (fuK7c)

518 471 OT so that's cool, the new rage for lefty governors is to let felons vote. Thanks, Fredo! You hate non-felons and are diluting my vote.
Posted by: Kuhyt at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (Kuhyt)


Criminals are a core Democrat constituency. Along with perverts, druggies, Communists, and multigenerational welfare recipients.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (4o+ea)

519 For fat, but fat isn't "bad."The heavy cream is actually better for you than any of the previous.
skim =12g sugar, 2% same, whole, same, half and half same, light cream no idea, heavy cream 0 sugar.
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (CAKgV)

Yeah I use heavy cream at home

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hMwEB)

520 >>The reason why the Indians were defeated is
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 01:59 PM (bZ7mE)

Three things beat the Indians: Likka, Colt Firearms, and John Wayne.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

521 Oh my. This is lovely.

https://twitter.com/jgm41/status/986662348017537025

"Herewith a statement from former President George HW Bush.

"I always knew Barbara was the most beloved woman in the world, and in fact I used to tease her that I had a complex about that fact. But the truth is the outpouring of love and friendship being directed at The Enforcer is lifting us all up. We have faith she is in heaven, and we know life will go on - as she would have it. So cross the Bushes off your worry list."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (mf5HN)

522 pretty sure they do but I don't drink nut milks

They're amazing!

Posted by: Shep at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (CiRJp)

523 "490 Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

That's my interpretation but like Jack I've been saying for months that people need to be patient and watch, because its slow and meticulous to build a case against the rich and powerful. Justice isn't a 45-minute process, no matter what you see on TV."

True. I had given up until Jack revealed here the IG was working with a Utah US attorney. That made an infinite amount of sense because even a rabidly partisan Republican SP inside the Beltway would have loyalties hard to overcome.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (jhiZs)

524 One of the major reasons the Plains tribes were migratory, was they would pollute their campsites so badly.... and over hunt the area so much... that they HAD to be able to move.
Posted by: Judge Borg


That and when the majority of your diet, (bison), is migratory....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (2ifxQ)

525
The other myth about Indians is this good stewards of the land bullshit. Maybe they were 200 years ago, but now they overfish the lakes kill way too many critters and their reservations mostly look like trash dumps.
Posted by: Shemp at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (CiRJp)







They were never good land stewards. Never.

The standard Injun practice was to set up camp, piss and shit all over the place, usually right next to your teepee, and then when the stench got too bad and then move a mile or so away to an unspoiled spot.

It sort of worked because the population density was so low. But it condemned you to a nomadic life, where your technology and possessions had to be portable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (eXA4G)

526 "WZ has the details and a very non-flattering pic of her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed "


A little understated, I think. Her FUPA has a FUPA. Yikes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

527 >>When I build a campfire and just stare into it I feel like I'm sharing a 50,000 year old experience.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (fuK7c)

When I build a campfire and just stare into it my eyeballs get dry. If I stare long enough, they cook.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

528 She usually hits Starbucks on the way to work.

I cannot believe people can afford to pay 5-10 bucks a morning for coffee and a pastry every day, day after day. Its like a smoking habit that makes you jittery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)

529 Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (/tuJf)
+++++
Cognitive Dissonance is a Terrible Disease

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (y3aQB)

530 A big problem on reservations is that you can't individually own real property.

Yup. A huge component of the grinding poverty on reservations is they're basically commie communes. Communism ALWAYS fails.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (iv0p7)

531 443 If more Americans spent time looking at a campfire once in a while, this would be a better nation.



You are wise for an old shark hunter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

A case of apricot brandy and I will tell ya some more ;

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (n13/j)

532 pretty sure they do but I don't drink nut milks
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hMwEB)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

533 Oh my. This is lovely.


It is. That's the aspect of the Bushes that I love.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (fuK7c)

534 I love Clarence Thomas but he basically admits in his book that he is a financial idiot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (s9DTK)

535 Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (CAKgV)

I like sugar. Sorry for those of you who have issues with it.

I used to use half and half or heavy cream in my coffee but I have since switched to sweetened condensed milk and I couldn't be happier. It tastes great and I can buy 50 cans of the stuff and have a nice stockpile, unlike with half and half and cream. And I prefer the taste, too.

It's got way too much sugar for you but it works very well for me. Never again will I run into an issue with brewing a pot of coffee but not having anything around to put in it. Life is great!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (f41Sg)

536 532 pretty sure they do but I don't drink nut milks
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hMwEB)

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

So say we all!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (ycWCI)

537 Oh my. This is lovely.

I know he did some stupid stuff and has been a jerk about Trump but I believe George W Bush is a genuinely good man who means well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

538 Half of Californians support deportations, Muslim travel ban, survey finds

https://tinyurl.com/y9vf9qre


Green shoots!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:10 PM (4o+ea)

539 That and when the majority of your diet, (bison), is migratory....
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM


What are we, the beloved of Elizabeth Warren, chopped liver?

Posted by: Prarie crabs at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (ctuyM)

540 Half of Californians support deportations, Muslim travel ban, survey finds

Means its 75% in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

541 There is one way to drink coffee. "Mit Schlag," as the Austrians say. Heavy cream, whipped or shaken in a jar to whipped cream. No sugar added. Just plunk a spoonful of that heaven in your joe and you'll be living bigly.

Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

542 MMMM milk of nuts.

Posted by: Shep at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (CiRJp)

543 538 Half of Californians support deportations, Muslim travel ban, survey finds

https://tinyurl.com/y9vf9qre


Green shoots!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:10 PM (4o+ea)

And yet enough people reflexively support dems to give them a super majority.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

544 537 Oh my. This is lovely.

I know he did some stupid stuff and has been a jerk about Trump but I believe George W Bush is a genuinely good man who means well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

The "well-intentioned" frequently leave ruin, misery and corpses in their wake. Road to hell and all that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

545 light cream no idea, heavy cream 0 sugar.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:05 PM (CAKgV)


Sometimes it's worth reading the table of ingredients.

I found Heavy Whipping Cream without preservatives with "cream (milk)" listed as the ingredients. Still has 1g sugar per TBSP though. You can see the butterfat in this stuff and I only drink half and half under duress.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (n9EOP)

546 Starbucks, Budweiser, Nike ... show the power of conglomerate (inter) national marketing. They even get people to pay big money to wear clothing with their brand name boldly displayed.

I try to Buy American, but also TRY to buy from independent makers, local when possible. Economy of scale makes that difficult, plus competing with foreign slave labor where there are no standards of pollution or pensions ... on anything.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (bT8Z4)

547 A big problem on reservations is that you can't individually own real property.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

-----------------------------
Some is held and currently the mix of ownership (member, tribal, and non-member) is often an administrative mess. From 1887 to 1934 the General Allotment Act had as its purpose the individualization of ownership. It was a failure.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (5NMZN)

548 And yet enough people reflexively support dems to give them a super majority.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

Part of the problem is the R's (uniparty, I know) have allowed themselves to be painted as the devil and never fight back.

Hence, the automatic dem support.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (72PAC)

549 539 That and when the majority of your diet, (bison), is migratory....

They could've switched to coconuts.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

550 Does Egg McMuffin have any children? Is he married? Does he have a GF? Has anybody ever come out and said they dated or banged this semi famous political star?

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (pOqmx)

551 Never Trumpers said Trump was a scam artist, then they proceeded to tell everyone how they voted for McMullin.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (MuTTO)

552 Nood. Mitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (ycWCI)

553 Means its 75% in real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)


Am I being too optimistic to hope that a sea change is in the offing?

This survey was by UC Berkeley's Haas Institute for a Fair and Inclusive Society, so you KNOW where they stand.

It's amazing they didn't suppress this result.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (4o+ea)

554 Is it too much to speculate that the increasingly desperate Mueller actions are related to this?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2018 02:00 PM (jhiZs)

No. When you look at the Mueller investigation as merely gaining political leverage for the former admin's lawbreakers, it makes perfect sense for Mueller to kick it up a notch.

I wonder if he is on the not a suicide watch list. Dude knows too much.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (Dp6qK)

555 Half of Californians support deportations, Muslim travel ban, survey finds

https://tinyurl.com/y9vf9qre


Green shoots!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2018 02:10 PM

They also suppirted the Defense of Marriage State Constitutional Amendment. See how that turned out.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (s9DTK)

556
"I always knew Barbara was the most beloved
woman in the world, and in fact I used to tease her that I had a complex
about that fact. But the truth is the outpouring of love and
friendship being directed at The Enforcer is lifting us all up. We have
faith she is in heaven, and we know life will go on - as she would have
it. So cross the Bushes off your worry list."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
=====I am totally charmed by The Enforcer label. She was a good-humored woman in a difficult milieu. Bless her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (MIKMs)

557 When I build a campfire and just stare into it my eyeballs get dry. If I stare long enough, they cook.
Posted by: Zod at April 18, 2018 02:08 PM


So the story we were all told as children, that if Zod stares at you, you'll feel dry, and if Zod stares long enough, you'll burst into flames and cook, is false?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (ctuyM)

558 The "well-intentioned" frequently leave ruin, misery and corpses in their wake. Road to hell and all that.

I agree. The presidency is no place for a good, decent man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

559 One time I was following a recipe that called for yogurt. I didn't have any, but I had some heavy cream. I figured equal amounts would work. The shake was supposed to have a cup of yogurt, so I put in a cup of heavy cream.

Then I figured out the calories and didn't drink the shake.

800 calories per cup!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (iv0p7)

560 The "well-intentioned" frequently leave ruin, misery and corpses in their wake. Road to hell and all that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)


Just as long as it's "for the children, prevents disparate impact, and saves one life", how can you go wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 18, 2018 02:13 PM (n9EOP)

561 379 8 o'clock coffee for value and taste.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 18, 2018 01:46 PM (KnK6d)

8 o'clock came out tops in a Consumer Reports testing several years ago. The price has always been fair too.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 02:14 PM (n13/j)

562 I had reservations about making reservations to visit the reservations.

Isnt the English language wonderful.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 18, 2018 02:14 PM (s9DTK)

563 Deathwish coffee is the good stuff.
Give it a try.

Posted by: Lowfibass at April 18, 2018 02:14 PM (BrqlK)

564 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:09 PM (f41Sg)

Yeah, I tend to like being in no pain and a 6 petite with little fear of alzheimers, liver disease, diabetes or aterial disease, but to each his own.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:14 PM (CAKgV)

565
The problem with sugar is that every product thinks it needs it because their focus/test group says it made the product taste better. So you start out the morning with cereal with extra sugar, throw some salad dressing on a salad with extra sugar, some bbq sauce with extra sugar, drink some beverage with extra sugar, an energy drink with extra sugar, and by the end of the day you've consumed a shitload.

I don't have the answer unless the answer is putting me in charge of the country. You don't wanna do that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 18, 2018 02:15 PM (LOgQ4)

566 Does Egg McMuffin have any children? Is he married? Does he have a GF?
Has anybody ever come out and said they dated or banged this semi famous
political star?
=====

Shhhhh. He's ultra super duper secret agent guy from the CIA.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2018 02:16 PM (MIKMs)

567 Yeah, I tend to like being in no pain and a 6 petite with little fear of alzheimers, liver disease, diabetes or aterial disease, but to each his own.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2018 02:14 PM (CAKgV)


Like I said, sorry that you have issues with it. I don't. I've eaten tons of sugar all my life and never suffered one bit from it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2018 02:16 PM (f41Sg)

568 Even 200 years ago the native American tribes were not "stewards" of anything. They just were too few in number to have significant impact. They didn't use the whole Buffalo because of some ecological principle, it was basically a supermarket and their lifestyle compelled them to use everything.

They had tens of thousands of years on this continent to get their crap together and still were stone age when Europeans arrived.


Actually, they did have a significant impact. Pre-Columbian population of North America was around 50 million people. They had cities of 10k here in the SE, IIRC. I believe that the colonists were moving into what was basically a post-apocalyptic world, with vast fields of canebrakes taking over abandoned fields and animal populations all out of whack - I think that environmental historians (yes, that is a thing) no consider those vast herds of buffalo to be a sign of a rather unhealthy ecosystem, caused by the sudden cessation of human management.

After Contact, of course, the Indians started over-hunting and over-trapping beaver and deer because they wanted something to trade for those wonderful new things the Whites could offer.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 18, 2018 02:18 PM (bZ7mE)

569 hubby's family recipe for flan uses condensed milk
it's very good flan

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:19 PM (hMwEB)

570 nood mcturtle

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 18, 2018 02:20 PM (hMwEB)

571 Jay, just reading the article on that survey is mind-blowing - even in 2018. Every third word is made-up, or is used with an implied definition that is the opposite of the actual meaning, etc.

The outfit commissioning the survey is the Haas Inst. for a Fair and Inclusive Society. My gawd. The problem with these drones and idiots is they are just that - drones and idiots. Lost in a toxic, authoritarian, racist, arrogant, social engineering power fantasy.


For some time, more reasonable surveys have shown CA views on amnesty, etc. not being too much different than the national average (agin').


This survey describes the obviously and entirely lawful, even mundane/routine executive order temporarily halting admissions from 7 failed states known as hotbeds of global jihadi recruiting based on warnings from the intel community that no real background checks and can be done as a "Muslim ban" - just to give a flavor of the outrageous distortion.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2018 02:21 PM (QDnY+)

572 That and when the majority of your diet, (bison), is migratory....

They could've switched to coconuts.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

Crabs. They should have availed themselves of the vast herds of crabs that roamed the plains and formed the basis of Lizzy Warren's peoples diet.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2018 02:23 PM (O9qtX)

573 McMuffin is the spitting image of Gazoo. Uncanny.

Posted by: Brent at April 18, 2018 02:24 PM (3mJfm)

574 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2018 02:07 PM (mf5HN)

Yes, that was lovely. Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2018 02:25 PM (tpDAe)

575 the comments under the Twitter link by ATC..

Sure, now that HWB is dying and his wife is dead, now liberals miss him and heap praise on him..

Just a decade ago, he was the father of Literally Hitler

Posted by: Blanco at April 18, 2018 02:26 PM (QGdDN)

576 435 97 364- yeah, 7/11 is better. But so many
conservatives still buy into it. Just like they "just can't seem to find
a way" to give up fakebook, nutflix, ESPN, etc. Ok fine I get people
like netflix, it can't all be political, but c'mon. They are so left,
same as HBO, nightly shows etc. I have sworn of so many and have not
missed them a lick.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 01:48 PM (n13/j)



I have very conservative family members that still refuse to delete
Facebook because they need to keep up with their friends. I explain to
them about the dopamine feedback, it's unhealthy, and there is a thing
called a telephone, writing letters and emails, video chat, ect.



I hate Facebook. Appearentky Zuckerberg cannot explain how he wrote
his 700k lines of code during exam week for original Facebook.

Posted by: Monk at April 18, 2018 01:54 PM (pOqmx)

Yeah, that dopamine thing is real. They set it up just like casino slot machines. You take a pick of your hum drum meal from Applebees and get a like from someone you never even speak to. They send you a pic from Five Guys, they get a like back. Sad.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 02:31 PM (n13/j)

577 I am in an Apple store getting my wife's iPhone battery changed.

What a bunch of pompous assholes.

Not that I ever entertained the notion of getting an Apple product, but this experience cinched it.

----------------------

Just read that if you would have bought $10k of Apple stock at their IPO it would be worth around $11 million today.

Posted by: Jolo at April 18, 2018 02:36 PM (WrMOC)

578 517 If more Americans spent time looking at a campfire once in a while, this would be a better nation.





When I build a campfire and just stare into it I feel like I'm sharing a 50,000 year old experience.



You can watch a fire as you watch TV, because it's always changing and it's alive. But unilke TV the thoughts are all your own.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2018 02:06 PM (fuK7c)

That's good stuff. I see kids in strollers now, their mothers pushing them, the kid holding a Kindle type device watching the screen. I think wow, we would sit in a stroller and just look at the world and that was enough. I can't imagine what the results of this stuff will be.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2018 02:43 PM (n13/j)

579 Why doesn't the committee just declare bankruptcy?

Posted by: jdgalt at April 18, 2018 03:01 PM (3SFo/)

580 Egan McMuffin: The latest object lesson in "How Useful Fools Become Useless Eaters."

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at April 18, 2018 03:06 PM (P/ALc)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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