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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/21/18 )
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded. “But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."
MONROE, La. (AP) — Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath. A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges.
In Section 60 at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C., amongst the thousands of rows of white granite headstones for American soldiers killed in action, stands a marker bearing the names of four servicemen killed in Vietnam. At first glance, there’s nothing remarkable about the stone, one so similar to the countless others at this hallowed ground. Even the name at the top of the headstone – Maj. Larry Allan Thorne – is not unusual. It sounds quintessentially American, especially when compared to the names of the three South Vietnamese soldiers who are buried with him in this collective grave.
If this doesn't make you smile and/or laugh. There is something wrong with you.
Paul Joseph Watson Songs that couldn't be made today. NSFW-Language
Women's self-defense, Legit or full of shit?
Firefighters are called upon for many feats. It's all fun and games until somebody's raccoon gets high.
Fire department spokesman Michael Pruitt told the Washington Post that there wasn’t much firefighters could do to help the creature, who was a little early to celebrating 4/20. “We typically love to help, especially when it comes to animals. We have a lot of animal lovers in the fire service,” Pruitt said. “But in this case, they just recommended, ‘Hey, the raccoon is going to have to sleep it off.’” According to the Post, the woman said the raccoon had gotten into someone else’s weed stash—which is convenient since marijuana use isn’t legal in any form in Indiana. Pruitt joked that the animal had “moved from Colorado, and he didn’t know.”
There are a number of us 29 year olds who grew up with a certain magazine. Mad Magazine is back.
Meanwhile, the magazine couldn’t up with the rapidly metastasizing appetite of the internet, where users demand their satire be as swift and severe as possible (in the early ‘00s, MAD was even lapped online by its long-time imitator Cracked. That’s like The Simpsons being canceled in favor of Fish Police!). A few years ago, the demise of MAD seemed inevitable—the sad end of an already drawn-out drama. The new MAD—which will be published bimonthly, and goes for $5.99 an issue (kinda cheap!)—will never be able to compete with online comedic first-responders (though the magazine does have plans to launch a Twitch channel, as well as a new podcast). But to succeed in 2018, maybe it doesn’t have to. There’s so much pop culture now, and so much commentary about that culture, that a six-times-a-year spoof-filled digest almost feels like a relief: a safer, saner vantage point from which to view the world.
Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I go on a date every payday. Our excitement is grabbing a burger and out to the local grocery store. As we don't have a Whole Foods in town we never got to break up with them.
Dear Whole Foods- We’re through. It’s not me. It’s you. You know how it is, Whole. You know. And I know you know. We just can’t pretend it is what it was any longer. Bad things have been happening between us whenever I’ve tried to get into your sack for quite some time. It’s time to face the fact that we just don’t have that old natural spark between us any longer. We’ve faded from organic to conventional. It’s time to move on to fresh fruits and vegetables new — elsewhere. Ditto your firm, moist, and alluring meats of many flavors. None of what you’re doing to me is doing it for me any more
I love it when a plan comes together meets Karma.
A federal judge sentenced a 23-year-old man to more than 10 years in federal prison on Monday for his role in a bold string of armed robberies in Anchorage over one week in August 2016. During the spree, in which he and a childhood friend held up liquor stores, a gas station and finally a downtown bank, Kaleem Tikori Fredericks searched "how to rob banks" and "how to sell diamonds for cash" on his phone, according to an indictment in the case.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fucking whiny sacks of shit at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (vCnsa)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:44 PM (IEVqH)
That's what the last thread taught me.
Instead I get an iPad with an AI infection!
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (fc1RO)
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: fucking whiny sacks of shit at April 21, 2018 09:43 PM (vCnsa)
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Bruins Not Bombs!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 09:45 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (Ze9kt)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:46 PM (Ze9kt)
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GFY
Posted by: The Poofters at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (hMwEB)
29, hmm? Anyone want to own up to this one?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (vCnsa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:48 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (IEVqH)
Was a good day - decent weather, helped #4 son work on his car, and pulled a couple of lengths of cast iron pipe down from a shelf onto my face.
No stitches but sporting a pretty good shiner. Coulda been worse.
Trying a new church tomorrow for Mass. Our previous parish has gone SJW. Ugh.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (9rIkM)
Another interesting collection of stories, thank you Mis Hum.
Thank you very much!
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: William Jefferson Clintoris at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (J7XgW)
A Monroe police affidavit says 29-year-old Evelyn Washington was arrested on burglary and property damage charges.
Property damage == eaten Cheetos?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (8gDQu)
https://bit.ly/2HmA7sY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Not clicking. Leave me to my Christina Hendricks based fantasy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L)
If it is, I certainly don't know anything about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
What the hell is he supposed to say?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI)
Exhibit #2 of why men should not write advice columns.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ze9kt)
Probably some damage to a widow or door gaining access to the home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L)
If it is, I certainly don't know anything about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
It used to be called Caterday.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E)
Добро пожаловать, мой друг
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW)
Although it is interesting to imagine what her iconography would be. My guess is stairs, the instrument of her martyrdom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW)
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A decision was made that you would be a drunken, brain-damaged hideous old slag.
I'm not saying Illuminati, but, Illuminati.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (IEVqH)
I thought the meant the coyote mount, which I found funny.
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM (YYn2L)
I think... I think maybe you missed the movie thread.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
What the hell is he supposed to say?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ycWCI)
Exhibit #2 of why men should not write advice columns.
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ze9kt)
Guilty as charged.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq)
Why, yes, I did. What happened on the movie thread?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+)
That poor widow.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Dammit, got Willowed, or wasn't paying attention. First non-debauched thing I post in a while, and Willowed:
If one wishes to ponder questions of infinity and the relationship with free will and consciousness, I recommend "Infinity and the Mind" by Rudy Rucker.
No one has a clue what consciousness is. There is a tendency to make the question go away by pretending it doesn't really exist.
Free will is...problematic.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (8O3HH)
Probably some damage to a widow or door gaining access to the home
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM (3Pma+)
But those Cheetos really tied the room together ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L)
Start at post #441.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kaleem Tikori Frederick at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (EzdLW)
The Patron Saint of the over-entitled?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (hyuyC)
Patron Saint of Grifters, Conmen, and Self-hating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (ycWCI)
Why, yes, I did. What happened on the movie thread?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 09:55 PM (YYn2L)
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Think Beaver
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (IEVqH)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
https://bit.ly/2K4lRTf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Ymy4N)
See you tomorrow for a shinier day. We do hold our future happiness in our own free-will actions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (IEVqH)
Ah, Clint Eastwood in Firebeaver. Classic.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
https://bit.ly/2K4lRTf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Urban Dictionary is fanfic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Nobody in particular at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (qzf8l)
I knew that THEY were never going to let me be a saint
Posted by: Hillary! at April 21, 2018 09:51 PM
Although it is interesting to imagine what her iconography would be. My guess is stairs, the instrument of her martyrdom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 09:53 PM
Our Lady of Perpetual Dyskenesia
Posted by: Kaleem Tikori Frederick at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW)
The Beavers of the Navarone
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 09:58 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (X+6iw)
No, it's Wang Dang Sweet Poontang night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnMaSLCDxQc
Do look up the lyrics.
"I got right in my hands, just for you baby. I think I'm gonna yank it one more time. Look out!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (IEVqH)
As good a time to mention Fugglers again, but honestly, the doll maker isn't quite demented enough to really do them justice.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
Especially if ya don't take out the garbage or lower the toilet seat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (SYiiL)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2018 10:00 PM (SYiiL)
Ice Station Beaver
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Gutfeld: Trump is a like a brownie filled with laxatives. He gets everybody going.
Steyn is on Gutfeld, riffing on Stormy. He noted that Kim's missile is the "No Dong", and noted that sounds like Stormy's easiest movie role.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (I/iGu)
Tut, tut.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (YYn2L)
About 70 years old, wearing skinny jeans and an off-the shoulder peasant blouse. Bad blonde wig. Obviously all the wrong shape for a woman. But the weirdest part was the yamulke. Seriously, 100% all-true.
But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (8gDQu)
But the best part of all was the bolt of inspiration that made me think of him as...Moishe/Diane.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
Funny, she didn't look druish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
Oh wow.
Wow.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+)
it suggested I become a taxidermist
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)
Tut, tut.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:02 PM (YYn2L)
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*bows head shamefully*
Wait. Beavers are rodents? I thought they were quadrupeds!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (y87Qq)
Ya'll are being a little too hard on the Beaver tonight.
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (b8HGm)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (J7NdS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29I5x_W-DM
I have another one of a guy running a red light right past an unmarked car. Haven't posted it to youtube yet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:06 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Three Men and a Beaver.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:07 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+)
Put ya an eye patch on Jennifer Palmieri and ya got yourself Snake Plissken
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:08 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (X+6iw)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (J7NdS)
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball?
Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2)
Pronounced "Moron Bong."
Which one of you smart asses is behind this?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)
The Pink Beaver. Dead ant, dead ant....
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)
Some publications, like the late, great, lamented Spy Magazine, are products of their time.
Having said that, I'm going to check it out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)
And what did you become ??
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:04 PM (YYn2L)
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There is no romancing the beaver. There is only romancing the possessor of said system.
Unfortunately, this often makes real life much more complicated than it needs to be.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (X+6iw)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (J7NdS)
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball?
Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2)
I know, right?
Posted by: Pope Francis at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:11 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (YYn2L)
>> romancing the possessor of said system.
Au contraire, mon frere. The beaver can have a personality of its own. Posses the beaver and you possess its possessor. And said possessor will possess you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:10 PM
Ya, shoulda realized the horde was fixated on beavers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (Ymy4N)
not a taxidermist
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (J7XgW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987739130900762625
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987736448681107456
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987737414193111040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987740343830491136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/987738310083858432
Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: NHL refs at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (vCnsa)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LadyTheo
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They don't like their photos taken:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y935mlrc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 21, 2018 10:14 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (hMwEB)
You should have business cards made up.
VOTERMOM
"not a taxidermist"
(xxx) yyy-zzzz
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:15 PM (X+6iw)
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Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
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Seems like we agree, essentially. Eventually, you have to deal with the life support system for said beaver.
And, that is when it goes off the rails.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (J7NdS)
Watch out for Russian Beaver. They'll pee on you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (hMwEB)
OH! They had shelves of those things the other night at Meijer, on sale for like $1.29 after Passover! Guess who just decided that "being a grownup" means "eating macaroons and giggling at beaver jokes all night"?
(hint: it is me)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (qJtVm)
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Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 21, 2018 10:19 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: hogmartin
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I renounce myself, and hereby foreswear any more b****r humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM)
That's part of the Around the World tour. See Urban Dictionary for the definition of around the world.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)
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Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (Ze9kt)
The ladies room is 60 individual stalls, and there are attendants in both bathrooms 24/7 doing nonstop cleaning.
Across town, the Katy location is 80,000 sq. ft.+, and has about 200 pumps from the looks of it.
https://buc-ees.com/index.php
Their trademarked image? You got it right in one.
A Beaver.
*drops mic*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (X+6iw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (qJtVm)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer"
And you living just down the road from Beaver Lake.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (Ze9kt)
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Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq)
It's an open thread
You guys & gals are having fun
Mission accomplished
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:22 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
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That rare instance of the reboot being better than the original.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:23 PM (EzdLW)
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Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:24 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (qJtVm)
Shocking! How shameful! How could any professing Catholic be such a sleazeball?
Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at April 21, 2018 10:09 PM (/qEW2)
I know, right?
Posted by: Pope Francis
Didja see the Pope rewriting theology in an admittedly difficult situation. A boy whose father had been a "nonbeliever" and had just died asked if his father was in Heaven. The Pope told him:
"That man did not have the gift of faith, he wasn't a believer, but he had his children baptized. He had a good heart," he continued. "God is the one who says who goes to heaven."
https://bit.ly/2qKiKb5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (X+6iw)
Jon Hamm, Rosamund Pike, and the actor from Breaking Bad that played the DEA BIL, plus that great actor from Boardwalk Empire that played Nucky's brother. Shea Whigham's his name.
Imagine Hollywood doing a film in which the palestinians are killer assholes. I couldn't, but they did.
Or at least the PLO are killer assholes. We gotta remember, it was the PLO that murdered Israeli athletes and others in Munich, and this film opens at about that time, then time-shifts to the story, happening in 1982.
And then there was the bombing of the Marine barracks.
But we've forgotten all that, right? The palis are now oppressed good people, and the Israelis are the devils.
Thanks, Obama!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (J7NdS)
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Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:17 PM (y87Qq)
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Agreed. The Horde gets to be pretty OCD when someone mentions a meme.
I am going to tune out and live IRL.
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (IEVqH)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:27 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (WAnre)
Let me guess, a chain migration diversity lottery winner. Yes, we need to flush more ethics-free people like this into our nation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:28 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (J7NdS)
He was a nice looking young man.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
I want what, to slightly paraphrase one of my roommates in college (high school buddy) described: I want an olympic sized swimming pool full of beaver and just dive in and wallow and writhe.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (e9G8E)
BIAB... but, when i do, i had a chance to make the day of a member of "The Resistance" today, so i did...
because i'm a giver, and, besides, fuck them, sideways, with a tanker's bar, wrapped in 3 rolls of rusty concertina wire, sideways.
assholes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:30 PM (e9G8E)
Wolf howls.
Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There!
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There wolf. There castle.
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
Same here, actually, but bathtub and Singapura kittens. No double-entendre, actual kittens with enormous derpy eyes.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)
Curious Beavers want to know.
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:31 PM (J7XgW)
On Her Majesty's Secret Beaver
Beavers Are Forever
Live and Let Beaver
The Man With the Golden Beaver
Octopussy
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:32 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:33 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (mc8++)
Speaking of worn-out beaver, I see Stormy is putting hers back on the movie circuit.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 21, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: IC at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: June Cleaver at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Oregon at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (mc8++)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if)
No we have done worse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift?
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (YYn2L)
One reason I spent the last 35 years in Intelligence.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:38 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
I understand *straw man* purchases are illegal but what does federal law say about a weapon as a gift?
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)
Hypothetically speaking, I am sure. Hypothetically, I have done something similar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)
As long as the recipient is not a prohibited possessor, no issue. If it's out of state, it has to go through a FFL in that state.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (mMeIQ)
Then there must be something wrong with me. Why did the kid feel the need to stomp through the puddle several times? I don't get the joke. I feel as confused as the dog.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 10:35 PM (cp1if)
No we have done worse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (ycWCI)
The porn movie thread comes to mind.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L)
Why am I not up 50 beavers? *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv)
Did he hang his head out the window?
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (DAdSz)
If I buy one of my kids a weapon for a gift, any legal impacts?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)
Also make sure the state doesn't have an issue with it. But federally, as long as it's legitimately a gift to someone who is eligible to own it, not an issue.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:41 PM (y87Qq)
for me, MAD bombed around 1988, when they tried to do a parody of "Married with Children", which was at least as funny as anything MAD had done in the previous couple of years.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (KxbBq)
Service helicopter busy dipping water from (uh, oh. what are the odds?)
Beaver Lake , to extinguish forest fire up in Baird's Cove.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,"
Yeah, I saw the smoke up that way. Used to work on Baird Cove Rd before our office moved over to New Leicester.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: socalcon at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (e9G8E)
when I rolled down the window to order, she did. But windows up while rolling. She stood on the back of the seat, where the head rests go.
a cat-shaped head rest
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)
==
checked fb neighbors group, someone else heard it too
and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: BigZesty at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (mcT0K)
Posted by: booknlass"
We're all gonna die! <- booknlass' cat
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt)
There is another one I am thinkling of that was truly epic (like an 800-1000 post thread. I cannot remember what we were riffing on, however.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk)
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Good for you! I hope you find one better, and soon.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 10:42 PM (GTMqk)
How is this relevant to beavers?
J/k. Glad you're at peace with your decision
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot
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It was a dark and stormy night.
A shot rang out.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (YYn2L)
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I got to experience this in real life, once. I was in driver's ed, going down a residential road, apparently too slow for the guy behind me. He whipped around me, and went shooting down the road. Three or four blocks later, we passed him and the cop who pulled him over.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:47 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI)
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Obamas movies. Epic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:48 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:48 PM (EzdLW)
LOL really. you made me laugh out loud.
She wanted to be at my feet by the brake, but i peeled her off there and sat her by me, so she climbed up to the top of the passenger seat.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (DAdSz)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)
I went to an auction CT about 10 years ago and they had a whole lot of
really nice taxied animals. They went for nothing, like 20 bucks apiece
Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Ymy4N)
Taxidermy is sooo 20th Century. Uberdermy is the new hotness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (DAdSz)
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>>>Ward don't you think you were a little tough on the Beaver last night
Posted by: Sorry/ Not Sorry at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
peeled her off there and sat her by me, so she climbed up to the top of
the passenger seat.
Posted by: booknlass"
There are some cats in the world that like to ride in the car.
Probably could be counted on both hands.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (Vb4BV)
maybe Twitter, but not FB, for me.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:40 PM (Ze9kt)
There is another one I am thinkling of that was truly epic (like an 800-1000 post thread. I cannot remember what we were riffing on, however.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:45 PM (ycWCI)
There was another movie thread where we combined 2 movie titles. Don't know if it was that one either though.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2)
I can't cast stones. I have participated in more than one. Not feeling the Beaver tonight (that's what she said!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (ycWCI)
have you seen some idiot driving too fast or aggressively and wished
there was a cop near by?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 10:26 PM (YYn2L)
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I got to experience this in real life, once. I was in driver's ed,
going down a residential road, apparently too slow for the guy behind
me. He whipped around me, and went shooting down the road. Three or
four blocks later, we passed him and the cop who pulled him over.
Posted by: No One of Consequence"
Did you watch my Youtube video of instant karma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29I5x_W-DM
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (NIRP2)
You'd think so, but after ~350, there have been surprisingly few reposts that I've noticed.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (AoK0a)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 21, 2018 10:50 PM
*******
LOL!
Posted by: Ruth Vader Ginsbeaver at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:54 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)
Probably could be counted on both hands.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 21, 2018 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
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Traveled halfway across the country and back with a dog and a cat. Our cat pretty much stayed on the floor in the back. She traveled very well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:56 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Shadow banning and being banned are not gonna help Trump, Mr. Gorka. Nor is collecting more of my data. Those 2 social engineering giants are not interested in allowing that.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw)
And they will bite your throat, and suck out all your blood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (B3NHb)
Beavers are not very friendly animals, you know. And they can jump.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 21, 2018 10:12 PM (X+6iw)
And they will bite your throat, and suck out all your blood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 10:57 PM (efC8N)
You're thinking of quokkas.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW)
Combo breaker!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (xGMkv)
Where Ghandi is a beaver.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
Too soon, man.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (YYn2L)
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Yep.
I think that's the winner.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
I instantly thought songs mentioning both.
One's a bit racy.
The other's just stupid.
Curse my radio DJ brain.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz)
"That man did not have the gift of faith, he wasn't a believer, but he had his children baptized. He had a good heart," he continued. "God is the one who says who goes to heaven."
https://bit.ly/2qKiKb5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)
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Well, yes. Perhaps Francis has never heard it said "Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus" and thinks it's undecided.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (/qEW2)
Coulda been a car backfire.
Or a loud fart.
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (U58ZN)
I heard on the college radio station in the truck delivering mail today the Doors' version of Breakonthrough with Morrison singing "She gets HIGH"
never had heard that before. i knew that was the original and banned from radio, but it surprised me HOW it sounded.
have you heard it?
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Where Rommel is a Beaver.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:00 PM (B3NHb)
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You magnificent Beaver! I read your book!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (U58ZN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: gingeroni at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (GIqnq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:06 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)
eh, this seems about right from a Catholic perspective.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (DAdSz)
and a car speed away (I didn't hear the car)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 21, 2018 10:44 PM (hMwEB)
Well, it wasn't an Amish drive-by, then. No clip-clop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:07 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)
@cnnbrk
Mitt Romney fails to secure the Utah GOP nomination, meaning he'll have to compete in a primary as he seeks to replace retiring Sen. Orrin Hatch
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (LNPd9)
(RIP Verne Troyer!)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:05 PM (e9G8E)
I think "The Spy who Shagged Beaver" is better.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JT at April 21, 2018 11:09 PM (U58ZN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:09 PM (B3NHb)
THE TRAIN IS FINE
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (GTMqk)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (xGMkv)
Did you watch my Youtube video of instant karma?
------------
Roughly once a week I see someone driving without headlights on Merrimon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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I have not yet heard of any Beaver buy back programs.
But I'll ask around.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:04 PM (xGMkv)
Yes, I have. I've always had the edited version at any station I worked at that played it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 21, 2018 11:10 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+)
As in, "Upon this Glock, I will build My Church"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: retropox at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (SS/La)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (GTMqk)
Mitt Romney fails to secure the Utah GOP nomination
488 HAH-HAH
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Mitt looks like Morrissey. Pass it on.
(Except that Morrissey's policy prescriptions make more sense than Mitt's, these days.)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
Opie's Aunt Beaver.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:12 PM (+F0Wk)
Yep, it's Beaver Porn!
https://buc-ees.com/fanphotos.php
Seriously, not kidding. 100s of photos.
Beaver. Porn.
Enjoy!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)
Of Beavers
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (oVJmc)
Three Beaver Weddings and a Funeral
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (GTMqk)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (CTauj)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
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We've descended into a musky beaver pond of iniquity. Even Solzhenitsyn isn't sacred?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:15 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (GTMqk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (YYn2L)
Beaver out front should've told you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:16 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:17 PM (9rIkM)
I'm not a guy, but don't you guys all desire Beavers?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 21, 2018 11:14 PM (CTauj)
Nice to see you here this evening. You have been sort of scarce for a while, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: mpfs at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (GTMqk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
Gnaws II
Gnaws 3D
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2018 11:13 PM
*******
Now, this, is clever!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:18 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:19 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (B3NHb)
Ugh, just ugh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (3Pma+)
What about Yoko?
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: ALH
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Yes. Beaver out front should have told you.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (9rIkM)
The Wrong Beaver
The Beaver Who Knew Too Much
To Catch a Beaver
Dial B for Beaver
Shadow of a Beaver
I give up, Hitchcock makes it too easy.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:20 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (9918z)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:21 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (YYn2L)
And I'll be damned if that isn't some solid advice!
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6)
Guess what we discussed there!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Leonaidas Hoetep at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (9918z)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 21, 2018 11:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2018 11:22 PM (yJ1e6)
Guess what we discussed there!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq
Vulva.
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (gFFRx)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
and i did smile while the little guy had to run through the puddle just enough times. he took care of his fun business, then back to walking his doggie.
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (UiRxW)
Wears Prada
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:26 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:27 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (9rIkM)
People panicked. It was sheer Pandamoneum.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (nBBdT)
Gnaws II
Gnaws 3D
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Yeah, funny, until it's in your backyard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:28 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (NWiLs)
Second Hand Beaver
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (gFFRx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:29 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (gFFRx)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:30 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Aud at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (uBywd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (GdWl+)
and i did smile while the little guy had to run through the puddle just enough times. he took care of his fun business, then back to walking his doggie.
I'm just wiped out. Just resting and reading the comments. I'll look for the doggie video!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (YYn2L)
Ready Beaver One
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:31 PM (J7NdS)
Beaverman
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: nsirchov at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (B3NHb)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Y'all dasn't mess around with my Cheetos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:33 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2018 11:32 PM (FJXGr)
Pretty sure 8 people have ask the same question
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:34 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:35 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:36 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:37 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq)
https://youtu.be/sjZ5I8l32CI
Hillary, the day you lost the election was the most important day of your life. But for Trump, it was Tuesday.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 11:38 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
The Sound of Beavers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:39 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (9rIkM)
Gonna take a long time, those inspections. There's not very many practicing Gynecologists that also hold valid FAA Airframe & Powerplant Technician licenses.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
It's true.
Wild Beavers Can't Be Broken.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Paolo at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Got me stumped.
Posted by: Anne Aspen at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Paolo at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (6FqZa)
Music to the ears of the beaver.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (TdMsT)
Corporation issued a directive to ground all remaining airworthy
Beavers, until further inspection.
Gonna take a long time, those inspections. There's not very many
practicing Gynecologists that also hold valid FAA Airframe
Powerplant Technician licenses.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:40 PM
*******
All your DeHavilland Mosquitos are belong to us?
- The Beavers
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:44 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
I had a beaver come at my bichon just yesterday. Scared me more than my dog
Posted by: pretty sure at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Ladyl
---
I dunno, you can pet some of them.
Annnnnnnd, I'm out.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:42 PM (efC8N)
The Captain, Tenille and a randy beaver?
Or would that have been redundant in the '70s n '80s?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (lpNIx)
A River Runs Through Beaver
Pale Beaver
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:46 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Ladyl
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I dunno, you can pet some of them.
Annnnnnnd, I'm out.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2018 11:45 PM (9rIkM)
I guess you might be able to pet the dead ones.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 21, 2018 11:48 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (VBKy9)
Dr. Beaverlove
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (GTgMm)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: SHEP at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (lpNIx)
Stroker Beaver
it sucks i have to work blue.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j)
By amazing coincidence, that's *checks* three tracks down on my random list at this moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (BOdUR)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:49 PM
*******
A true cult classic, that one!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
Please excuse me for interrupting the Running of the Beavers, but that ghastly example of taxidermy looks like it's the "puppy" of the snaggle-toothed sweet young thing who was holding an axe and a rose some months back here at the HQ.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (GTgMm)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:51 PM (VBKy9)
Not according to your homie Joe Hall and the Continental Drift. See link way up in the 3-hundreds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:53 PM (wf3RQ)
Snow Beaver and the Seven Kits
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (GTgMm)
Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (kLwt5)
Beaverclypse Now
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (GTgMm)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (J7NdS)
Stroker Beaver
it sucks i have to work blue.
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:50 PM (n13/j)
By amazing coincidence, that's *checks* three tracks down on my random list at this moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)
That is a lot different than the Charlie Daniels Version!
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Quint at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (n13/j)
Little bit, yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq)
Run Silent, Run Beaver
The Search for Red Beaver
Crimson Beaver
Down Beaverscope
Das Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 21, 2018 11:56 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: texcat at April 21, 2018 11:58 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (J7NdS)
The Three Beaverteers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (efC8N)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (w1zJX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2018 11:54 PM (kLwt5)
Gnaw, we're just chewing the fat.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: booknlass at April 21, 2018 11:59 PM (xGMkv)
I may have just thrown up a little in the back of my throat.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:01 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:02 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:04 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (CTauj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (n13/j)
A Fistful of Beavers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:05 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:06 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (CTauj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (WrMht)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (7Cr6v)
Journey to the bottom of the beaver
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:03 AM
*******
I done warned ya!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:07 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (CTauj)
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:09 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (CTauj)
Posted by: booknlass at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (xGMkv)
Whut? Why you lookit me like dat?
*hears foreboding movie theme music*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:10 AM (y87Qq)
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Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (H5knJ)
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Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)
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Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:14 AM (H5knJ)
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Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: texcat at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)
A movie about my ex? Ewwwwww!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (V+03K)
Do you have an extra fitty cents?
Help send a message to the GOPe, and the Chamber of Commerce send money or what ever support you can to Mike Kennedy in Utah.
Mike Kennedy made it into the Utah primary against Mittens Romney. I don't know Mike but I do know blowing out Romney will send a big message to the eGOP.
This has been a PS announcement is brought to you by Remember the Alamo! and belated Happy San Jacinto Day
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (WrMht)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:17 AM (MM3j3)
the license plate frame read "Long Live The Resistance"
it finally moved forward far enough for me to back into one of the crippled parking spots, and i hung by the truck for a moment, waiting for the sharp faced harridan to dismount, but it would seem that getting out of such a vehicle is difficult, so i said "fuck it" and went inside to get the shit i was there for.
came back out, and it was still there, so i grabbed a random sheet of paper from a recent public meeting and, using an empty wine box as a desk, wrote her a love note:
"6 More Years of President Trump. Get Used To It! #MAGA!" and left it under the driver side windshield wiper...
because i'm a giver.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U)
A Boy and His Beaver
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at April 22, 2018 12:16 AM (WrMht)
Every 28 days.
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U)
BeaverJuice
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (9tO1t)
Do you have an extra fitty cents?
Help send a message to the GOPe, and the Chamber of Commerce send money or what ever support you can to Mike Kennedy in Utah.
Mike Kennedy made it into the Utah primary against Mittens Romney. I don't know Mike but I do know blowing out Romney will send a big message to the eGOP.
This has been a PS announcement is brought to you by Remember the Alamo! and belated Happy San Jacinto Day
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:15 AM (MM3j3)
I'm kind of worried that Kennedy might be just as bad (or worse) than Romney.
Of course Utah's more than ten miles from my house, so what do I know?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:19 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:20 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:20 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Hil-Dawg at April 22, 2018 12:21 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (n13/j)
/ellendegenerate
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (H5knJ)
Well, there's beaver, egg, sausage, and beaver. That's not got much beaver in it.
Posted by: a waitress at April 22, 2018 12:22 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (p6WoB)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (NWiLs)
because i am NOT scrolling up through close to 1K poasts.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:23 AM (Cuq7U)
I don't think there's a Sergio Leone that hasn't been covered already.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (p6WoB)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (Cuq7U)
I'm kind of worried that Kennedy might be just as bad (or worse) than Romney.
Of course Utah's more than ten miles from my house, so what do I know?
Posted by: Surfperch
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If he's just as bad as Romney then the message will be worth it.
It will be difficult to be worse than Romney considering the national name recognition, brand reinforcement and influence he will bring if elected.
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (y87Qq)
Seven Brides For Seven Beavers
Beaverdoon
Beaver Get Your Gun
The Sound of Beaver
My Fair Beaver
Oh God! Make it stop!!
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (y87Qq)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:25 AM (H5knJ)
Just saying.....
Posted by: ron n. at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (MBrFx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: ALH at April 21, 2018 11:01 PM (YYn2L)
Beaver?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 21, 2018 11:03 PM (+F0Wk)
I was told there would be no beaver testing at the HQ.
Posted by: sandy fluke at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (VBKy9)
because i'm a giver.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:18 AM (Cuq7U)
Muahahahahaha!
She is gonna have an apoplexy fit when she sees that. Then call all her friends and post on FB and Twitter. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:24 AM (MM3j3)
It's not that difficult.
Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME) at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:27 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:28 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:29 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME)
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Susan dear, I know it's sometimes difficult to keep up but We're talking about Utah.
Posted by: Bever on a Hot Tin Roof at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Suzanne Collins (R-ME)
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Susan dear, I know it's sometimes difficult to keep up but We're talking about Utah.
Posted by: Bever on a Hot Tin Roof at April 22, 2018 12:30 AM (MM3j3)
One would think we are talking about Oregon.
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2018 12:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:32 AM (V+03K)
That's THE mic drops of mic drops.
You all rest easy. I'm bea ver tired, so I'm logging off to snooze, dam it.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Michelle O at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:34 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:35 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBEAVER at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:36 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:37 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (MM3j3)
Hey look everybody, it's Big Beaver, the Beaver-Back of BeaverNation!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: texcat at April 22, 2018 12:38 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj)
She is gonna have an apoplexy fit when she sees
that. Then call all her friends and post on FB and Twitter. It is the
gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 12:26 AM (Ze9kt)
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which was kinda the whole point...
especially since this is the bluest of blue Lost Angels, full of "Industry" types. they may not be *quite* as crazed as the Left LA types in Venice, etc, but they, as a whole, can't believe there is *anyone* in the neighborhood who isn't in lockstep with them...
and them i come along.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (Cuq7U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Michelle O at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:40 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: USNtakim
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*starts looking through drawers for armor-plated underware*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: CyberCipher at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (p6WoB)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:41 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:42 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:42 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 12:43 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: USNtakim
Is that when CBD posts pics of naked Michael Moore on an ottoman? I did not know we get payback for these type of threads.
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:39 AM (0OmEj)
I fully expect that I'll be ban
Jim
Sunk New Daw
Posted by: Jim at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:45 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:45 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:46 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:44 AM (Ze9kt)
Michael Moore, Lena Dunham and Yoko Ono in a drunken three way on an Ottoman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (7Cr6v)
My husband and I were stuck in traffic. This guy on a motorcycle went weaving in between all the stopped cars.
When we finally got to the front of the line, it was very gratifying to see that a cop had pulled him over!
Posted by: Alana at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (VMzwP)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:47 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: One small step for Beaver, one giant leap for Beaverkind at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alana at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (VMzwP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Argy at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (H5knJ)
I Was a Male War Beaver
It Happened One Beaver
The Philadelphia Beaver
My Beaver Godfrey
Arsenic and Old Beaver
Bringing Up Beaver
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (efC8N)
Oh, look, buncha stuff. I'll read some, wait on others. Hmmm. No videos. Nice, anyway, MisHum..
doh dee doh... Jump to bottom of page...
**GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLIES!!!1!! THERE'S NEARLY 1100 COMMENTS BEFORE 1AM AoSTIME! WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?**
Posted by: mindful webworker in virtual shock at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (3tLP6)
Slow news day?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:48 AM (IcT7t)
*drags self across floor*
save... yourself...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:50 AM (J7XgW)
Because, who could resist a drive through shooting range, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker will never get caught up at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (aMlLZ)
Beaver is a Many Splendored Thing
Beaver at Tiffany's
Beaverella
Comes A Beaver
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 12:51 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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AKA, Chicago
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (9tO1t)
Because, who could resist a drive through shooting range, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker will never get caught up
***********
Just remember to roll your window down.
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:52 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (VBKy9)
What's all this beaver business? Dam!
Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6)
Well, IIRC someone in the movie thread suggested a game they played with a friend where they substituted the aforementioned word in a movie title.
That was, as they say, that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (aMlLZ)
Oh, look, buncha stuff. I'll read some, wait on others. Hmmm. No videos. Nice, anyway, MisHum..
doh dee doh... Jump to bottom of page...
**GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLIES!!!1!! THERE'S NEARLY 1100 COMMENTS BEFORE 1AM AoSTIME! WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?**
Posted by: mindful webworker in virtual shock at April 22, 2018 12:49 AM (3tLP6)
Even more embarrassing, it started in the movie thread. Beavers have chewed up everything. Beaver Apocalypse Now.
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 12:54 AM (efC8N)
Um, that should be Chinngis Khaan!
Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 12:55 AM (ycWCI)
Before he died, maybe the father truly repented in his heart and begged for God's grace?
I don't know.
Beaver.
Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: mindful webworker pretending to be caught up at April 22, 2018 12:53 AM (3tLP6)
Hah!
ISWYDT
Posted by: Brokeback Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (VBKy9)
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: One small step for Beaver
!!!
!!!
Nearly 1000.
Do I even want to know?
About as much as you want to hear about the ballet we saw tonight.
BBL
Posted by: mindful webworker swept away in flood at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:57 AM (9tO1t)
Catch 22 Beavers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 12:58 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (FwR7v)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (Lcq0D)
Attack of the Fifty-Foot Beaver
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (GdWl+)
What ballet?
Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (pg+b+)
Resisting beavers is futile.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 01:01 AM (FwR7v)
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (MM3j3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (VBKy9)
Thanks Ben, now I have to go back and reread them all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: dIb at April 22, 2018 12:59 AM (VJOLZ)
Dance of the Sugarplum Beavers
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (Ze9kt)
Is that Canadian?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (n13/j)
Heh, yes he does.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (GdWl+)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:03 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: gNewt at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (MM3j3)
THE BEAVER MEME IS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY POST YOU THINK ABOUT A WOMANS GENITLES.
Thanks Ben, now I have to go back and reread them all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 22, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t)
Says you!
Posted by: The Sierra Club at April 22, 2018 01:04 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Smh in wonderment at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (FwR7v)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:05 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: USNtakim at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:06 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tell me about the rabbits, George at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:07 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:08 AM (VJOLZ)
A Midsummer Night's Beaver
Romeo and Beaveret
All's Beaver That Ends Beaver
Beaver, Prince of Dammark (Get it? DAMmark and beaver?) slinks away....
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:08 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (H5knJ)
A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communication.
So there is already a movie titled 'The Beaver'. Now can we please move on?
Posted by: RickZ at April 22, 2018 01:09 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:10 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2018 01:10 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:11 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:12 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Beaver Meme at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:14 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 22, 2018 01:14 AM (TDJsa)
/sadtrombone
When you can take the beaver from my hand, it will be time for you to go.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (y87Qq)
Mo beavers, mo beavers, mo beavers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (GdWl+)
------------------
Nah brah, we have not yet begun to beaver.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT)
The Sound of Beavers
My Fair Beaver
The Beaver and I
Beaver On The Roof
(I like musicals)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 22, 2018 01:16 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:17 AM (3JQ/p)
Movie thread, post 441. Godspeed.
p.s. beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:18 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:18 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:20 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:21 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Farmer at April 22, 2018 01:22 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:23 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:23 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (J7XgW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (H5rtT)
or, translated to this thread, Hillary Clinton to Campaign Staff: 'I Am Getting Pretty Tired of Hearing About How Nobody Likes My Beaver'
Posted by: Paolo at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (Nnd9A)
The Rocky Horror Beaver Show
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (J7XgW)
Lena Dunham's new movie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 22, 2018 01:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 01:25 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:25 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (lpNIx)
There once was an ONT beaver,
A meme that caused quite a fever.
It went on without end
Till I just had to send
"OMG! I'm about to become a gut heaver".
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:26 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (mMeIQ)
SURFPERCH'S MIDNIGHT CRAZY TRAIN!!!
*obnoxious train whistle*
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:27 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Annoying Pedant at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:28 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:30 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:31 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:31 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:32 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (Nnd9A)
a couple were over-achievers
They needed more beer
but the only thing near
was Molson's la-Brador Retriever
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (H5rtT)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxjO0LXZqE
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:33 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:34 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: anderson cooper at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:35 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:36 AM (Nnd9A)
Still going with the Beaver, I see. The Horde, running things in the ground since, when, 2003?
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 22, 2018 01:37 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:37 AM (lpNIx)
What is a typical day of a conservative like?
...by Caleb Beers, not left-wing
Well, the first thing I did when I woke up today was kiss my Hitler plushie and burn some incense in front of my portraits of Mussolini and Augusto Pinochet. Then I went ahead and made some chicken deep-fried in the tears of oppressed gay people, which I had for breakfast, and hopped on the bus to get to the Patriarchy Meeting, where we sat around a long table shaped like a phallus (of course) and swapped racist jokes while eating steak made exclusively from endangered species.
The topic of the meeting was, pursuant to the Pinochet portrait, a charitable venture whereby the Patriarchy funds free helicopter rides for Communists. Presently, we're trying to put together the funds to extend this-- ahem-- privilege to registered Democrats.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:38 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:39 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:39 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:41 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Monk at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (lpNIx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (Nnd9A)
The Sound and the Beaver
Beaver Shrugged
Beaver in a Strange Land
Beavers of the Purple Sage
The Fall of the House of Beaver
King Solomon's Beavers
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2018 01:43 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:44 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:45 AM (Nnd9A)
Nonsense this is now Discovery's Beaver Week!
G'night!
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:45 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Biba at April 22, 2018 01:42 AM (e9G8E)
Not Without My Beaver
Posted by: hogmartin at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:46 AM (e9G8E)
Didn't Surfpeach say a day or two ago they were gonna post naked for the rest of the month?
Posted by: Caligula at April 22, 2018 01:29 AM (Nnd9A)
I said I would only do that if last night's ONT reached 1250 comments, a goal it fell about 75 comments short of.
I will, however, change my nic to 'Tuleperch' all day tomorrow if this thread reaches 1600 comments.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:47 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: dIb Beaver Beaver Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:48 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:49 AM (aMlLZ)
A meme that caused quite a fever.
It went on without end
Till I just had to send
"OMG! I'm about to become a gut heaver".
Posted by: JTB
******
Nice.
This one was in "Muldoon's Library of Limericks, Volume 1" -
Seems Topical - a limerick
The jovial Mister Ward Cleaver
He shouldn't just love her and leave her
He abandoned poor June
In a terrible swoon
Seems he'd been awfully tough on the Beaver
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 01:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:50 AM (Nnd9A)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 01:52 AM (Nnd9A)
This is DJ Surfperch welcoming you back to the Crazy Train with some jazz so smooth you'll slide right off it:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkwjOd7MCU
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 01:53 AM (J7NdS)
Ran off with a group they call Reavers.
now it is said
he wears spikes in his head
And enjoys hunting people with cleavers
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 01:58 AM (H5knJ)
*obnoxious train whistle*
So if you're an economist, prepare for the bounce:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gtd7m3oLng
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:01 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:03 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*******
Get up.
Shower, shit, shave.
Get dressed.
Have a breakfast high in protein.
Go to work.
Work.
Smile nicely and provide high quality healthcare to the illegal immigrant who brings their anchor baby on Medicaid to the clinic. In her native language.
Pay taxes to support an incompetent corrupt political class who wishes to buy votes from people who don't go to work with the fruits of my labor.
Come home from work.
Smile and wave at the panhandler on the corner asking for handouts from all the other conservative people going home from work while petting his dog who is chained to his $500 mountain bike.
Compose a limerick.
Eat dinner with my heterosexual wife of 32 years.
Help granddaughter with her math homework.
Watch a ball game.
Say a prayer.
Go to bed.
Repeat for 35+ years
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:03 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:04 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:07 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 02:08 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:08 AM (Lcq0D)
of course, the white trash babies weren't any better, after consideration.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:10 AM (Lcq0D)
Enjoy a cheap cigar.
Sip three, maybe four, fingers of whiskey. Usually Crown Royal, my medication of choice.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:11 AM (wPiJc)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhIlEY-7FY
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:11 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 22, 2018 02:12 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:12 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:13 AM (oAGVj)
While you guys were talking Beaver, I was doing some research on the third possible female orgasmic pathway: the anterior fornix erogenous zone, AFE, or A-spot.
Posted by: publius, the Persistently Priapic Poperin Pear at April 22, 2018 02:13 AM (8O3HH)
That was awesome!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 22, 2018 02:14 AM (mMeIQ)
How do other conservatives spend their days?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:15 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:16 AM (wPiJc)
Breaking the mood here on the Crazy Train (as intended) I have a song that's been blowing through the windmills of my mind lately:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTWABRKRFM
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:17 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:17 AM (fPTiZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:16 AM (wPiJc)
But hopefully not all at once.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:19 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: redc1c4,
*******
How's that going? Do you see any decrease in volume? We're seeing a noticeable dropoff in SSO scheduling requests. As if current fed policy is having an effect of some sort. Do you see anything similar?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:22 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:22 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 22, 2018 02:25 AM (SozAc)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:27 AM (SozAc)
i haven't had steady pharmacy work since GWB was POTUS: something about being anaphylactic times 3 to cephalasporins makes people leery of hiring you to w*rk around them.
well, that and having helped close two pharmacies that were massively breaking the law, and having dented a few others who were doing stupid shit.
(true stories) ulcerative colitis doesn't help either: kinda hard to get to w*rk on time when you can't even get out of the bathroom.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at April 22, 2018 02:28 AM (Lcq0D)
I was gonna mention that sad movie, The Beaver is a Lonely Hunter, but that might be too obscure.
Dumbo the Flying Beaver?
Posted by: mindful webbeaver at April 22, 2018 02:29 AM (qpKia)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (SozAc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:30 AM (Lcq0D)
Goodnight all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 22, 2018 02:31 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:31 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (SozAc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:15 AM (wPiJc)
Playing guitar, building harleys, and posting retarded shit on AOS
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 22, 2018 02:32 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mitt the Git at April 22, 2018 02:33 AM (H5knJ)
(you're welcome for that visual)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:33 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:34 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (Lcq0D)
*train whistle*
I hope you enjoyed the music as much as I did, but until next time, see you on the tracks!
*loud train whistle fading into the night*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (J7NdS)
I shitt, shower, and shave all at the same time every day! Out on the sidewalk often in front of your house. Or on playgrounds, in BART station elevators, or while pleasuring a stray dog in front of your favorite restaurant.
Posted by: Frisco Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (SozAc)
Clearly, the voice of experience.
Why we wear sandals in public showers.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ewww at April 22, 2018 02:36 AM (qpKia)
I'm outta here. Bye kids! Have fun storming the castle!!
Enbeaver to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:38 AM (wPiJc)
I shitt, shower, and shave all at the same time every day! Out on the sidewalk often in front of your house. Or on playgrounds, in BART station elevators, or while pleasuring a stray dog in front of your favorite restaurant.
Posted by: Frisco Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:35 AM (SozAc)
Don't forget the water fountains.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:39 AM (J7NdS)
I know it's late, but I suggest a new, beaver-free thread. Just repeat the content from this one. It deserves a better audience.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but I won't be there at April 22, 2018 02:39 AM (qpKia)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:34 AM (wPiJc)
---
i'll drink to that....
and beavers.
true story: when i left that position, which was created prior to me being hired, they broke it up and split the duties amongst several other positions, because no one else they had could do it.
which was also why they hired me to begin with. my
forms, etc, were supposedly adopted as a corporate best practice. that would be the part where i audited the anesthesiologist's narc usage.
i left because my immediate stuporvisor told me i wasn't any better than any of his other slugs... i mean "techs".
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 22, 2018 02:41 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 02:43 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 22, 2018 02:45 AM (SozAc)
My favorite summaer movie is definitely Trek Wars V: The Search for Worf.
That seen when Jean-Luc yell's "Remember Kittimer!" and flies the Milkenium Falcon into the Death Star and Grand Moff Tarkin says "Oh, shit."
Never gets old.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 02:45 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (IEVqH)
It hit upon all silly levers
It made the folks laugh
Entertaining the staff
And allayed all the woes of the grievers
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:48 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:40 AM (Ckg4U)
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It's a dam shame!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:49 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2018 02:50 AM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Nutria, the better rodent at April 22, 2018 02:51 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 02:51 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 02:52 AM (wPiJc)
You've turned to semi erotic
When The Horde gets a theme
And they run with the Meme
It quickly becomes quite Quixotic
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 02:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 22, 2018 03:00 AM (GdWl+)
An aquatic mammal named Mark
Chewed down trees, just for a lark.
He nibbled and gnawed
And you might think it odd
But his bite, was worse than his bark.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:01 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Oh, tomorrow's Sunday. No MR. I'll sleep in.
Adios, amigos. Don't do anything you'll regret. Or if you do, remember, pix or...
Posted by: mindful webworker - fast fade at April 22, 2018 03:03 AM (qpKia)
Let me tell you a story, it's true
'Bout a wildebeest, known just as Stu
He seemed a bit addled
But he splashed and he paddled
Up the creek in his birchbark gnu.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:04 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 03:06 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 03:06 AM (e9G8E)
Muldoon had not offered his last
And all the head honchos
Had held out their nachos
When they made him, they just broke the cast
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:08 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:09 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:10 AM (Lcq0D)
Then I saw her face!
Now I'm a beaver.
Not a trace
Of doubt in mind.
I'm in love. mmmmmmm
I'm a beaver.
I couldn't leave her if I tied.
/The Monkees.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:10 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: pretty sure at April 22, 2018 03:11 AM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:12 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:12 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Beaver with Assymetrical Balls at April 22, 2018 03:13 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Lcq0D)
I also know how foolish it would be to take on Muldoon in any limerick back-and-forth.
*bows to The King*
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:15 AM (Lcq0D)
Muldoon had not offered his last
And all the head honchos
Had held out their nachos
When they made him, they just broke the cast
*******
This limericking, it never get old.
And perhaps, if I could be so bold.
I'm chillin' and thrillin'
Like raw penicillin,
When they made me, they threw away the mold.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Gorf at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (1guot)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:17 AM (Lcq0D)
I think the meds are finally kicking in. Catch you all later.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:18 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:19 AM (wPiJc)
And perhaps, if I could be so bold.
I'm chillin' and thrillin'
Like raw penicillin,
When they made me, they threw away the mold.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2018 03:16 AM (wPiJc)
----
reminds me of the story when they took Sir Whatshisname into a modern airtight lab with all the bells and whistles, and asked him what he might have discovered with all that tech.
he smiled and said "not penicillin" ...
it blew in through an open window by accident.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:20 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Bībā at April 22, 2018 03:23 AM (e9G8E)
...I know why Mom needs a break. heh. He's a lot to contend with and I'm going back to work while I, myself am contending with some ongoing illness.
I could no longer read emails about children with leukemia.
It started breaking me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:24 AM (Ckg4U)
---
EVERYONE has a limit, and i'm pretty sure you weren't born on Krypton.
kudos to you for carrying on as you did, Gunga Din.
you blazed the trail.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:28 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:29 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 22, 2018 03:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:37 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:37 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:39 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:39 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 03:51 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
Reading some of this thread might lull you back to sleep.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:18 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
Reading some of this thread might lull you back to sleep.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:18 AM (ecMDh)
It appears to have worked.
; )
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 04:21 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at April 22, 2018 04:22 AM (2835Q)
Top of the beaver, ma! Top of the beaver!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 04:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:34 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:34 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:37 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 22, 2018 04:38 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Heinz Guderian at April 22, 2018 04:38 AM (Lcq0D)
Ask not for whom the beaver rolls, it rolls for thee.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 04:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:46 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:46 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:47 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:48 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:51 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:52 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: Ramona Quimby at April 22, 2018 05:02 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 22, 2018 05:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Justin You Know Who at April 22, 2018 05:06 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:17 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:18 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:20 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: David Logg at April 22, 2018 05:21 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: rodent drug auction at April 22, 2018 05:23 AM (2835Q)
1138 test beaver
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 12:56 AM (Lcq0D)
1442 The Beavercoach
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 04:52 AM (Lcq0D)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 05:26 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Monkees at April 22, 2018 05:31 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:36 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Anthracite Carrier at April 22, 2018 05:36 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 22, 2018 05:40 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:40 AM (Z48ZB)
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Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:43 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:46 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2018 05:47 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Wasp poet at April 22, 2018 05:48 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2018 05:49 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2018 05:53 AM (ecMDh)
Posted by: Furrier at April 22, 2018 05:56 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2018 06:30 AM (Lcq0D)
? "Still in fighting form in his mid-40s, Thorne served with the 10th Special Forces Group in West Germany"? He would have been in his mid 40's in 1945 and he joined the the US Army in 1954? Do you guys read this trash before you link to it?
Just askin'...
Posted by: Noovuss at April 22, 2018 08:24 AM (LSOWG)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 22, 2018 09:06 AM (eY/ez)
Born in 1919, died in 1965. That would have made him 46 years old. Simple addition.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2018 09:34 AM (IuYIh)
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