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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/16/18 )
Quote I
“If we really are committed to honesty in this digital age, we need to be willing to filter information." Jared Colton, Utah State University
Quote II
"At the dinner they basically threw me out when they wanted to talk about confidences. I am not a supporter, I am not a defender of Donald Trump the person, I'm a defender of civil liberties and basic due process." Alan Dershowitz
Quote III
"The most notable feature of a disturbance in your city last summer, was the hanging of some working people by other working people. It should never be so. The strongest bond of human sympathy, outside of the family relation, should be the one uniting all working people, of all nations, of all tongues, and kindreds. Nor should this lead to a war on property, or the owners of property. Property is the fruit of labor -- property is desirable -- is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built," Abraham LincolnQuote IV
“I basically explained to him my whole family dynamic. The thing is, I feel content because I’ve actually gotten a lot done. And I’ve gotten much of what I came here to do done. Not everything, but much of what I wanted to do. And, you know, I feel like I’ve accomplished great things,” Paul Ryan (R-WI)
We are quickly approaching the deadline for filing (and paying) our federal and state income taxes (extended to Tuesday, April 17 this year because April 15 falls on a Sunday and Monday is Emancipation Day), and that means it’s time for my annual post at tax time to help put things in perspective. 1. Some Historical Perspective. “In the beginning” when the US federal income tax was first introduced in 1913, it used to be a lot, lot simpler and a lot easier to file taxes; so easy in fact that it was basically like filling out your federal tax return on a postcard. For example, page 1 of the original IRS 1040 income tax form from 1913 appears above. There were only four pages in the original 1040 form, including two pages of worksheets, the actual one-page 1040 form above, and only one page of instructions, view all four pages here. In contrast, just the current 1040 instructions for 2017, without any forms or schedules, runs 107 pages (forms and schedules are available separately here and here). Individual federal income tax rates started at 1% in 1913, and the maximum marginal income tax rate was only 7% on incomes above $500,000 (more than $12.7 million in today’s dollars). The personal exemption in 1913 was $3,000 for individuals (more than $76,000 in today’s dollars) and $4,000 for married couples (nearly $102,000 in today’s dollars), meaning that very few Americans had to pay federal income tax since the average annual income in 1913 was only about $750. The Tax Foundation has historical federal income tax rates for every year between 1913 and 2013 here for tax brackets expressed in both nominal dollars and inflation-adjusted dollars and the 2017 tax brackets here.
Lately Law Enforcement has taken a big hit in the area of public relations. There are two sides to every story. The story presented by a former street cop.
“De-policing should scare the hell out of every American,” Pomper writes. “Especially at this critical time when our enemies, ISIS and other Islamist terrorists – not to mention our own criminals – are, in the truest sense of the phrase, hunting Americans in the streets.” Why, he asks, “would the left engage in something so suicidal as marginalizing police officers at a time like this? Because ideology and politics trump all.” Bingo. That politically correct ideology – identity politics – is force-fed even to the cops themselves. In Pomper’s own Seattle, for example, under a Race and Social Justice Initiative established several years ago, officers are required to attend social justice day camps where they are lectured about white privilege, minority victimhood, and “how unconsciously (and consciously) racist and bigoted cops are – especially white cops. Don’t even try to argue; to argue also means you are even more racist. The left isn’t interested in your point of view.” Similar programs have been instituted on other major cities across the country.
Vice President Mike Pence. Quiet, unassuming and effective.
Unless you read the Spanish-language tweets, or read all the way to the bottom of U.S. news accounts about the Summit of the Americas, you'd never know what a kickass job Mike Pence did for the U.S. this week in Lima, Peru. He knocked it out of the park with his lead on Venezuela's moral odiousness and failed democracy and in so doing, brought the rest of the long-reluctant Latin states along with him, stating: “We want one message to be clear: We are with the people of Venezuela.”I'm guessing that Tim Kaine Who Will Never Be Vice-President of The United States of America would be swapping spit with Nicolas Maduro.
President George W. Bush failed Americans in many ways. The ONT opines that one of his biggest failures was not pardoning Scooter Libby. President Trump has and this is driving some Dems nuts, including one Adam Schiff (D-CA)
You would have to believe that the president picked theFunny I don't recall Schiff calling out Hillary while she was Secretary of State or presidential candidate.Scooter LibbyMark Rich out of a hat, out of the thousands of people seeking a pardon, this was a complete coincidence," Schiff said. "I don't find that the least bit credible."
Thank you JEF, His past policies contribute to Identify Theft to this day.
Diving deep into the beginnings of DACA, Jan Ting, a law professor at Temple and former assistant commissioner of the Immigration and Naturalization Service, details how the Obama Homeland Security Department (DHS) kept the use of stolen Social Security numbers from being counted against would-be DACA applicants. As he shows, the promise to forgive the crime, one that is pervasive among illegal aliens, was consciously designed to incentivize DACA-eligible “dreamers” — for the never-passed Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors Act — to come out of the shadows and apply for the program.
Participation trophies. Microaggressions. Now doypacks. Straight-to-pan plastic pouches.
A supermarket is to introduce touch-free packaging to help squeamish millennials who are afraid to touch raw meat before cooking it. Sainsburys said it was bringing in the straight-to-pan plastic pouches, which are known in the industry as "doypacks", after a survey showed the prospect of coming into contact with uncooked meat products induced high levels of anxiety among shoppers under the age of 35.So baiting their own hooks and filleting their catch is out of the question?
Meet the new science same as the old science.
Sixty six years ago, experts used the exact same words. Dr. William S. Carlson, an Arctic expert, said last night that Polar icecaps were melting at an astonishing and unexplained rate and threatening to swamp seaports by raising ocean levels. “The glaciers of Norway and Alaska,” he said, “are only half the size they were 50 years ago.”
Starbucks, a righteous lib business looks like they are guilty of racial profiling. Two African-Americans arrested for hanging out at a Philadelphia Starbucks.
Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson issued a statement late Saturday apologizing for the apparent racially motivated arrest of two black customers at the behest of a Starbucks manager in Philadelphia. The two men, according to reports, were waiting for a friend inside a Starbucks store, but were asked to leave because they had not yet made a purchase. Staff then reportedly called police, who arrived and arrested the men for trespassing. The arrest was captured on video by another customer who attested the men had done nothing wrong. Subsequent reports indicate the two men were real estate developers waiting to meet an investor.
April 16, 1977, David Soul one half of TV cop show "Starsky & Hutch", went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Don't Give Up On Us', his only US hit. Also No.1 in the UK. via thisdayinmusic.com
April 16, 1924, Born on this day, American composer, conductor and arranger, Henry Mancini. His best known works include the theme to The Pink Panther film series, 'Moon River' to Breakfast at Tiffany's, and the theme to the Peter Gunn television series. He died 14th June 1994. via thisdayinmusic.com
This guy doesn't qualify for a Genius Award Winner but the Dumb F*ck Award. David Buckel.
An environmental activist committed suicide on Saturday in a park in Brooklyn, New York, by setting himself on fire. The man was protesting the use of "fossil fuel" — which he said was leading to an environmental disaster in the world — when he poured gasoline on himself and burned himself to death in Prospect Park. "David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note that said he was burning himself to death using 'fossil fuel' to reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said," reported the New York Post.
There are right ways and wrong ways to hijack public transit. Genius Award Winners.
A naked man on a train and a knife-wielding man’s attempt to steal a bus made for an interesting 12 hours, but Metro leaders assure the public that they’re an anomaly. Overall statistics for the most serious crimes on the rail and bus system, they said, are down to the lowest level in at least a decade.
Metro General Manager Paul Wiedefeld also responded Thursday to concerns from riders that another sexual assault on a Metro train was kept quiet a few weeks ago. In all three incidents, Wiedefeld emphasized, the men now charged with the crimes were quickly arrested.
It took a Facebook group, a search team and a lot of patience, but a Collinsville man and his emotional support dog were finally reunited, three weeks after they were separated by a car crash. Summer, a miniature Australian Shepherd, was ejected from the car during a crash with her owner, Andre Wild, on March 17 in Collinsville. Summer ran into the woods near Morrison Avenue and St. Clair Avenue before police could catch her and since then, hundreds of metro-east residents have been on the look-out or actively searching for her.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 16, 2018 09:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 09:56 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 16, 2018 09:57 PM (o2zyz)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 16, 2018 09:57 PM (g32Cf)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 09:57 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Goat Simulator at April 16, 2018 09:58 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 16, 2018 09:58 PM (G8hDY)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 16, 2018 09:57 PM (g32Cf)
And snow, lots of snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2018 10:00 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:01 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 16, 2018 10:01 PM (di1hb)
"Progressives" have set the culture back 3 generations.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: tonypete at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: jmel at April 16, 2018 10:03 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at April 16, 2018 10:03 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:01 PM (KP5rU)
I guess we were lucky?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2018 10:03 PM (3Pma+)
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Police officers who sit for these political indoctrination sessions will one day be required to defend that political ideology.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (roQNm)
"Progressives" have set the culture back 3 generations.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (QDnY+)
But at least they've finally exposed "White Privilege"!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
and two carbon footprints!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (n9EOP)
Several golf claps!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 16, 2018 10:05 PM (oAY8z)
Well, I won't flame him.
Posted by: tonypete at April 16, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
It won't.
It will be here forfuckingever
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (+FQqx)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 10:07 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 16, 2018 10:08 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2018 10:08 PM (QzJWU)
Then, the video itself was posted by a woman named Melissa DePino, who claimed it was given to her by a friend.
Andrew Yaffe, the "friend" the two guys were waiting for, is also person friends with Lauren Wimmer.
Lauren Wimmer is currently following Andrew Yaffe and Melissa DePino on twitter.
Here's what I think: it's all a setup.
Posted by: sunny-dee at April 16, 2018 10:08 PM (QAOZh)
As I said in the last thread about the 'doypacks':
Who's up for a rousing verse or two of 'Heart of Oak'.
"Come cheer up my lads,
Tis to glory we steer,
To find something new,
in this wonderful year!
To honor we call you,
as free men- not slaves,
for who is so free,
as the sons of the waves!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:09 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985921849283538944
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985921955541942273
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922091244498950
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922211633684480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922331821445120
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2018 10:10 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2018 10:10 PM (+lOpA)
Yah think?
Seriously, if someone said, "hey, guys, could you buy something if you're going to stick around?" Would you hesitate to buy something?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 16, 2018 10:11 PM (fVubI)
We should also encourage them to no engage in dangerous and icky sexual behavior. Don't get married and don't have kids.
The world will be a better place.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 10:11 PM (roQNm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922447768735744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922565418909698
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922684851773442
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922812887142400
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/985922942625345537
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2018 10:11 PM (eh0Va)
In case any missed it.....Saturday May 5th
Now with more door prizes
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 10:12 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2018 10:12 PM (0tfLf)
Jolly tars are our men.
We'll always be ready,
steady, boys, steady.
We'll fight and we'll conquer,
again and again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:12 PM (3LGeE)
You hit it out of the park, tonight, MisHum.
Thank you!
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:13 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:13 PM (bZMkE)
Down to A o S H Q
When he got there
What did they say?
Mo-rons all SHOUT ALOUD
M A G A
(To the tune of that song from Hair)
Good evening. I'm here. Hey, everybody just remain calm. It's just a rumor. Don't spread #fakenews. 72 hour rule....
Posted by: mindful webworker - now with 40% less sense at April 16, 2018 10:14 PM (3tLP6)
I much prefer
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves
Until they Join the damned EU
Betrayed by Parliament'ry knaves!.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:14 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 16, 2018 10:15 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:15 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 16, 2018 10:16 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:15 PM (e9G8E)
I was thinking it was either Chicago or LA.
or someplace in South America?
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:16 PM (YYn2L)
We need a similar Deep State Deck.
Yeah, I know there's a helluva lot more than 52 of 'em.
But it'd be a great start!
And... not a bad list, should "lists" actually become a thing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2018 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: sunny-dee
You could be right; I think they've now opened themselves up to a whole bunch future probs.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:16 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 10:17 PM (C+wjz)
"David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note
that said he was burning himself to death using 'fossil fuel' to
reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said,"
reported the New York Post.
Here's the kind of level-headed thinker we need more of!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 10:19 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 16, 2018 10:19 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 10:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 16, 2018 10:20 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 10:20 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Good-Bye! Hasta La Vista! Via Con Dios! Adios! Auf Weidersehen! Au Revior! Sayonara! Best of luck in all your future endeavors, etc.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:21 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: More Sh*t Lincoln Said, VOL IV at April 16, 2018 10:21 PM (L6Zpd)
I said this two years ago right in an ONT.
Now, I think we need a game of whack-a-mole, starting small, a Big Bad FBI/CIA Director Boss at the end of every Level, ending in the Oval Office of ex-pbho, and a hammer that levels up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 10:21 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 10:19 PM (2DOZq)
Two quiet polite well-dressed black guys just waiting in a Starbucks for a business associate to show up for a meeting. And then...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:21 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Zombie David Buckel at April 16, 2018 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
"If we really are committed to honesty in this digital age, we need to be willing to filter information." Jared Colton, Utah State University
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
-ibid
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
hi, y'all.Posted by: booknlass at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (xGMkv)
When was the last time a cop took orders from a barista?
Posted by: Zombie David Buckel at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zombie David Buckel at April 16, 2018 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
We're all only 29. That happened way before we were born.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (YYn2L)
https://tinyurl.com/ycz88b37
Posted by: tu3031 at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (O5Q3r)
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One of my favorite role play scenarios!
Posted by: Shep! at April 16, 2018 10:23 PM (nILVB)
No. I work deep down the rabbit hole of DC so I tend to take all information with a grain of salt. Possibly more grains if needed. The thing to remember about our current age is that no matter what you read, see on TV, or hear on the radio, its MUCH worse than you think; but I'm a world class pessimist. I like Jack Straw's posts. That doesn't make it an endorsement.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (kHB7w)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (e9G8E)
And nothing stands there and laughs.
Still working on Hence Part 3 but, you know, it's like the...things....and the stuff.
Good luck everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (l9m7l)
That's a metaphor for my life or something.
* sculpts mountain out of mashed potatoes *
Posted by: mindful webworker - slow- and half-witted at April 16, 2018 10:25 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:25 PM (oVJmc)
Torino these days. And Huggy Bear looks like he's out of the pimping
biz.
Is David Soul wearing......crocs?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:26 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
Fuck the world.
OK, but I'm gonna need more lube.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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https://tinyurl.com/y93ua4fs
See, all you need to do is ask. I*m a giver.
Posted by: tonypete at April 16, 2018 10:26 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2018 10:27 PM (pvjTE)
He's helped block the Trump Agenda. His place in Establishment Heaven is assured.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:28 PM (oVJmc)
Fuck the world.
OK, but I'm gonna need more lube.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Your gonna need a HAZMAT suit. STD's have....evolved.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:28 PM (kHB7w)
Lame Ducks and Short Timers are not motivated.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Hillary 2020 at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (/vTjn)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
At least you didn't post that on the Food Thread......
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:30 PM (bZMkE)
Temple and former assistant commissioner of the Immigration and
Naturalization Service, details how the Obama Homeland Security
Department (DHS) kept the use of stolen Social Security numbers from
being counted against would-be DACA applicants.
This.
This.
THIS
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 10:30 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Garrick Ollivander at April 16, 2018 10:30 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Hillary 2020 at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (/vTjn)
Yeah, I hate fucking racism.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
You seem in extremis lately. Sorry to hear that. Anything I can pray on for you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2018 10:29 PM (GtG/j)
Some suspect Cohen's name was unmasked from NSA intercepts.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:24 PM (e9G8E)
I dunno. He seemed like the picture of mental health until he lit that match.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
When you joined the House of Representatives, the National Debt was about 6 Trillion dollars. Currently it is at 20 Trillion dollars.
You have been a gigantic failure and you will NOT be missed.
Posted by: JB1000 at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (qqJSj)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
You seem in extremis lately. Sorry to hear that. Anything I can pray on for you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)
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Three wishes, maybe?
AND NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES!!!
Posted by: The Genie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (kLBhp)
You too eh? Had it happen a couple of nights ago. I tend not to surf the net too much at the Super Secret Time Travelling Unicorn Facility because the pointy heads don't allow it. I work mids so I do peak now and then but AoS HQ is on a Fed Gov enemies list apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (kHB7w)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
Ah ... the classics ...
Eat My Shorts (eat my shorts)
Yeah choke on solid cotton
Eat My Shorts (eat my shorts)
Everything we had is rotten
And Baby, I'll see you ... in Hell
Eat My Shorts (eat ... my ... shorts)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Max Power
And why don't those "stories" allow comments ?
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:33 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
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Jackstraw knows 15 ways to cook shorts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:34 PM (kLBhp)
turns out, the cops did everything they could NOT to arrest these jagdorks.. The cops were in the shop at least 15 minutes just asking them to leave..
So.. it's on the black guys.. buy a coffee or leave.. the "setup" scenario seems more and more of a possibility.
They will get a cool million apiece from the Starbucks CEO, however.. (if not more)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 10:34 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:34 PM (TGrKk)
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Three wishes, maybe?
AND NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES!!!
Posted by: The Genie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM
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OK then. I wish for three more lamps and genies.
Posted by: irright at April 16, 2018 10:34 PM (RVcmP)
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I might as well join the NRA then if I am already on a list.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Hambone at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (ITCQ3)
Yeah, I hate fucking racism.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (T71PA)
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How do you feel about monkeys?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)
I'm not extreme yet, but I've just had a really shitty day. Family issues, school issues, life issues...things just suck, and I'm tired of them sucking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (QOJKv)
-Neville Chamberlain
-George Custer
-ObamaCare Website Designers
-Captain of the Hindenburg
-Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
Does jacking off count?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:34 PM (TGrKk)
My biggest food fears are still Balut and insects. Nope.
And I have eaten raw chicken. It was good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Tardy Venture capitalist at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:37 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:32 PM (kHB7w)
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I've seen a number of people post about this revently. This sucks for the site.
How do you appeal to get your site removed from said list? Oh yeah, you can't because you are never told who added your site to said list.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 16, 2018 10:37 PM (9LgO2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (3LGeE)
How do you appeal to get your site removed from said list? Oh yeah, you can't because you are never told who added your site to said list.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 16, 2018 10:37 PM (9LgO2)
The first rule of "The List" is there is no list.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
Was it good for the chicken ?
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:38 PM (bZMkE)
Probably not, as I suspect the chicken was breathing minutes earlier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
'THIS NOT LIBRARY!' - Shit Asian Grad Student Said Vol. 1 (2017)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (QOJKv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 16, 2018 10:36 PM (oAY8z)
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A client gave me a case of kurobuta pork. It's the WAGYU OF PORK. $60/lb. online.
I have yet to cook it in a way that's edible and I'm getting down to the last few pounds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Tardy Venture capitalist
In Philly ?
Nope.
Haven't seen 'em.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:31 PM (oVJmc)
Based on what?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
That is some hand cannon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Hambone at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (ITCQ3)
He likes Yoko Ono.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L)
Told the wife on Friday "I ain't touching the fucking shovel anymore until November."
Needless to say we were out as a family shoveling come Sunday morning. I'm so sick of this damn weather, how about you?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:41 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Millimeter, caliber, what's the difference? What's important is we remove these fully automatic assault weapons from the streets.
Posted by: CNN intern at April 16, 2018 10:41 PM (h2Bdk)
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I don't care about touching raw meat once I get it home. But, I am in favor of non-leaky packages when it comes to meat. Don't like picking up a package of chicken in the supermarket and having my hand end up covered in juices. Or having the package leak all over the rest of my groceries. Or having in leak in the fridge and drip down on other stuff.
But, that part about being able to go straight from the package to the pan without touching the meat sounds like the fears of a great big sissy reporter.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2018 10:41 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:41 PM (IYHxL)
Aye!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (3LGeE)
Well congratulations anyway on making the sockpuppet big board.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (EZebt)
How the hell are you over/under cooking it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Bill CLinton at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (QOJKv)
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L)
Like Hambone said, MisHum doesn't like people.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (kHB7w)
Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (q177U)
Sometimes shit just works out for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (EZebt)
Yeah. That's a real fucking achievement.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Feels freeing so far. Tired of wasting time liking stupid shit and looking at other people's lives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hambone at April 16, 2018 10:35 PM (ITCQ3)
He likes Yoko Ono.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L)
But I love Tanya
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:44 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
The only reason there's anyone left in CA.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:44 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:44 PM (3Pma+)
Is that Mrs MisHum?
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:44 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Mandy Pepperidge at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (dw7D4)
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:40 PM (YYn2L)
*jams fingers in ears and crunches eyes shut tight*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Max Power
Exactly. Put your money on pessimism.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (kHB7w)
How the hell are you over/under cooking it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:42 PM (IYHxL)
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They're boneless chops. (Please, take your best shot.) I had this recipe for Parmesan-crusted chops and I burned the crap out of one side while the inside stayed pretty raw. I'm trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
We've got a long ass drive way but we only use......half of it so I only shovel half of it. I made the the eldest boy pick up the snow boulders at the driveway entrance and then use the ice pick.
I've been way too easy on him for the last 4 years.
You've got a good fried btw. I'm too cheap to spend money on someone to clean my shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (IYHxL)
killing his half-sister's boyfriend. Vanity Fair Confidential tells me
he did it with a 45mm automatic. Mothertrucker must have had strong
wrists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
The Bradley only has a 25mm automatic cannon. I'm surprised they could identify the victim shot with a 45mm.
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (kHB7w)
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You'll never go wrong putting your money on everything going to shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:46 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 10:46 PM (bZMkE)
*taps chin* Hmmm...why not just oil 'em salt/pepper 'em and call it a day?
Trying to pretty them up could complicate things.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:47 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
Is Lena still identifying as female?
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:47 PM (YYn2L)
I'm sure their hashtags will be on point though/
Posted by: Ashley Judds' Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at April 16, 2018 10:47 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (dw7D4)
killing his half-sister's boyfriend. Vanity Fair Confidential tells me
he did it with a 45mm automatic. Mothertrucker must have had strong
wrists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
The Bradley only has a 25mm automatic cannon. I'm surprised they could identify the victim shot with a 45mm.
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:45 PM (TGrKk)
Ever seen a Bofors 40mm shell? It's huge.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
and two carbon footprints!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 16, 2018 10:02 PM (n9EOP)
Man, if there were more people like him...
There'd be less people like him.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (2kiKp)
Don't you miss when it was okay to openly flaunt one's masculinity? Like in Gunsmoke, with James Arness? Matt Dillon did not easily suffer fools.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Ha! Hey, take it where you can get it.
A customer at work told me "You're smart, you could make a lot more money with a lot less hassle doing something else."
Thanks?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (EZebt)
*taps chin* Hmmm...why not just oil 'em salt/pepper 'em and call it a day?
Trying to pretty them up could complicate things.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:47 PM (IYHxL)
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Can you come over to my house?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (kLBhp)
In related news, I have a splitting headache.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:44 PM
*******
I don't know, but I've been told...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (e9G8E)
RIP.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (dw7D4)
Been a bad couple days for celebs from my yout. Ermey, Mancini, Shearer, Bush...
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (h2Bdk)
God bless that family for peace.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (IYHxL)
Don't you miss when it was okay to openly flaunt one's masculinity?
Like in Gunsmoke, with James Arness? Matt Dillon did not easily suffer
fools.
That's what they call 'toxic.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (oAY8z)
Certainly can't see Ryan in an executive role where there's accountability...though he will now be on Boards And racking Up the big bucks for his opinions....and McCarthy is a dumber, more disingenuous version of Ryan--with a 39 Conservative Review score.
Posted by: Redgrains at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM (2DOZq)
Is all .nu or .mu.nu banned?
I'm wondering if ace.mu.nu might be banned but not acecomments.mu.nu? or maybe you could work around it with the old but still workable minx.cc.
E.g. this comments page is
http://minx.cc/?post=374820
Of course, without the front page or the archives, you'd have to know (or guess) at post numbers.
*ponders* *Goes back to the drawing board...*
Posted by: mindful webworker - techniqually squeaking at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM (3tLP6)
Hand them 1 soy patty and 3 pounds of raw sirloin wrapped in butcher paper. Drop them in the woods without their smart phone. Tell them they can't come back for 96 hours.
They'll adapt or Darwin.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM (SxyLc)
In related news, I have a splitting headache.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 10:49 PM (QLvwG)
You do your kids' returns? If that ain't the sign of fatherly love, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
RIP.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (dw7D4)
Dang. That was quick.
RIP Mrs. Bush.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (QLvwG)
RIP.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (dw7D4)
Don't care for any of the Bushmen, but Sr and Jr had very classy wives. Always a fan of Barbara. RIP, First Lady.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (pUDQf)
Damn bro you're generous! But I'd rather have you shill out the C note than have a heart attack. When are you planning on making your way to my horrible state again?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (JHwDP)
I think I'll start with my leftoid envirowacko journalism-major colleague.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)
Or, maybe I'll do hamburgers and tell them if they want to eat, they gotta make the patties.
Or, I'll introduce them to my smoked meatloaf and tell them if they want some, they have to make the meatloaf then hand them the ground pork sausage, hamburger, eggs and crackers.
I'll have them all squealing like little girls inside of 10 minutes.
Oh, and it'll also be a "no smart phone zone" on that same evening.
They'll be hyperventilating by the time I'm done with them.
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)
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A number of months ago, we had a personality theory discussion, and it was theorized that everyone on the ONT is an INTJ.
Meaning... duh, of course none of us like people!
Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (0s3bJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (kLBhp)
one's masculinity? Like in Gunsmoke, with James Arness? Matt Dillon did
not easily suffer fools.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (YYn2L)
Is there an episode of the Rifleman that Lucas doesn't shoot a badguy?
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (TGrKk)
Harry Anderson of Night Court dead at 65 RIP
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 10:20 PM (LiyEm)
At least he had the chance to film a commercial exhorting Americans to vote for Hillary before he died.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (2DOZq)
the Progressive canonization of Mr. Buckel, who gave the last full
measure for Mother Gaia.
I will always remember his last words:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (C+wjz)
Just the opening credits of The Rifleman would send the pajamaboy crowd to their fainting couches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (oVJmc)
He loves dogs. He does the Pet Thread.
I don't think he likes cats as much. Maybe he's allergic?
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (YYn2L)
I haven't been able to pull AoS up on a gov't computer in months. Seems to be the .nu domain. Haven't gotten to comments on a gov't system in a looking time.
YMMV, as not all the systems are set up the same.
Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (SxyLc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
Olive Oil. Tin foil on a bake sheet. Salt/Pepper. Place pork on bake sheet. Cook for 50 minutes.
EAT THAT SHIT!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (h2Bdk)
They're just out of high school years. That danged Kiddie Tax is my nemesis. Am saving us all hundreds in tax prep fees.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 10:54 PM (QLvwG)
RIP.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (dw7D4)
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RIP indeed. She was a very classy lady when FLOTUS.
I don't care for her whole Globalist family, but she herself was pretty good in her time. Godspeed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 16, 2018 10:54 PM (9LgO2)
If I was Lucas McCain I would move to a better neighborhood. Always trouble where he lives.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:54 PM (YYn2L)
Posted by: shibumi at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (0s3bJ)
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Being a semi-lurker and have observed many a fight over the years, I think it's closer to a dysfunctional family.
But, for whatever reason, that family seems to have it's stuff together despite everything.
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (WEBkv)
Accomplishments aren't something that are measured in feelings. You either have 'em or you don't. I'd love to hear her list her accomplishments and substantiate them with facts*
* I'm using what I assume her preferred pronouns are being that she's emoting about feelings.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (H5knJ)
Harry Anderson of Night Court dead at 65 RIP
At least he had the chance to film a commercial exhorting Americans to vote for Hillary before he died.
He wasn't that good of a magician.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (dw7D4)
Don't you folks click on the pictures
Geez it's like I don't know you anymore
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (8O3HH)
Olive Oil. Tin foil on a bake sheet. Salt/Pepper. Place pork on bake sheet. Cook for 50 minutes.
EAT THAT SHIT!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:53 PM (IYHxL)
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I will report back on my success.
And next time, I want real wagyu beef, not pork.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (kLBhp)
Please do. Would love to share a drink with you and shoot the shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (IYHxL)
I'm not sure whose ass they pull these "monetary equivalences" out of ... but the average house in 1913 cost something less than $3,400 and I think it costs tons more than $76,000 today, so the $3,000 personal deduction in 1913 was a hell of a lot more than just $76,000 today.
Yes ... I know they use the deflator to figure out relative monetary equivalences, but this just shows how totally off those measures are. Even in the article he states that the average income in 1913 was only about $750, so the deduction was 4 times the average income. The average income these days is around $60,000, so the comparison that way checks in at a personal deduction of almost $250,000 ... about the median price of a home these days.
The official deflator and inflation rates are such total bullshit as to be nothing but useless.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (2DOZq)
I think I been hoaxed....
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (dw7D4
The barrel is over there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 16, 2018 10:52 PM (RuIsu)
Or an industrial size Ziploc bag.
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (TGrKk)
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David Buckel was a flaming homosexual.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 16, 2018 10:50 PM
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Was, but he's dialed it back to just smoldering.
Posted by: irright at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (RVcmP)
I clicked on that link but kept the sound on mute.
Once burned, twice shy.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:57 PM (YYn2L)
Condolences to the family.
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 10:52
Ditto. Any link? Fox has nothing. Drudge, who I havent check for months has nothing.
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 10:57 PM (a3OL0)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Hmm. The Constitutionally mentioned 'Domestic Enemies' list?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 10:57 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (kLBhp)
I don't think Barbara Bush has died. I see nothing, but I do see that CNN, bless their hearts, published an obituary earlier, making it appear she died.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Jessica Fletcher comes to mind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (3Pma+)
The 50 minutes is dependent on your stove. Our stove is borderline Hellfire so the minimum time is almost too much.
That was cooking a two pound pork loaf thing wrapped in bacon tho.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (IYHxL)
CBS reported the death erroneously.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:59 PM (h2Bdk)
OTOH calling the popo as well, instead of stopping with a "buy something or get out" demand was dumb snowflake weenie behavior by the coffee shop employees.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 16, 2018 10:59 PM (eASYU)
That was cooking a two pound pork loaf thing wrapped in bacon tho.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (IYHxL)
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This is edging dangerously close to math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 10:59 PM (kLBhp)
Sorry, it was CBS that published the obit, not CNN. So in trying to correct something, I fucked up myself. That's always the way it is. Like the gods are playing games.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (C+wjz)
Snowing and in the upper 20's now. And the Azealeas were just starting to bloom. Buh-bye-bye blooms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 10:58 PM (3Pma+)
Yes, exactly. And she was such a nice lady.
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (YYn2L)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PswgZURM8m8
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (UiRxW)
I think I been hoaxed....
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 10:55 PM (dw7D4)
Usually I check but this time I trusted the horde. She's in hospice so I don't feel too bad from believing it true.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (G8hDY)
Posted by: irright at April 16, 2018 10:56 PM (RVcmP)
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Incredibly wrong but I laughed like a hyena!
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2018 10:54 PM (YYn2L)
Probably should have taken the hint it was not going to be a peaceful town when they burned down his house before he moved in.
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (TGrKk)
CBS reported the death erroneously.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 10:59 PM (h2Bdk)
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ARCHERS! HOLD!!!
Posted by: The Viking Funeral Event Co. at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:00 PM (UiRxW)
I didn't think much of HW as a president, but I was pretty surprised when the ass-grabbing story came out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (h2Bdk)
If you guys went to SF, you'd run outta bullets.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:01 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:02 PM (2DOZq)
OTOH calling the popo as well, instead of stopping with a "buy something or get out" demand was dumb snowflake weenie behavior by the coffee shop employees.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Who in the hell calls the cops without first asking someone to leave, if that's what they want?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:02 PM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 10:57 PM (a3OL0)
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As soon as I saw someone mention they got it wrong, I checked. Yeah, I think I got taken.
Yahoo has a nice writeup about Barbara Bush but she still appears to be among the living.
I'll be in the barrel.
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CBS at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
Pretty good. Seemed shorter than previous seasons.
-Tighter storyline- although everything felt a bit too neatly wrapped up at the end.
-It is starting to feel like 24 for some reason (you know, aside from having one actress from the series.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (3LGeE)
Absolutely. You can't just sit in a cafe without ordering something. If you want to sit in Starbucks then you have to, at least, order one of their small $6 coffee-style drinks. Those guys had no right to sit in the Starbucks if they weren't buying something.
OTOH calling the popo as well, instead of stopping with a "buy something or get out" demand was dumb snowflake weenie behavior by the coffee shop employees.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 16, 2018 10:59 PM (eASYU)
You shouldn't have to tell someone to buy something in your store. I have to assume they asked them to leave and the guys refused.
Starbucks was in the right in this ... though I can't say I feel bad if they lose a shitload because of it. This feels like the Iran-Iraq War to me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (8gDQu)
A customer at work told me "You're smart, you could make a lot more money with a lot less hassle doing something else."
Thanks?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2018 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Not sure if that's a backhanded compliment or just a backhand.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (bZMkE)
Cook a pound of pork. 25 minutes. Two pounds 50.
Less than that = doing maff
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)
Who in the hell calls the cops without first asking someone to leave, if that's what they want?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018
They apparently asked them to leave multiple times. They refused. Cops were called. Racism was leveled. Uproar as per usual. Country cracks in half a little more.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Hillary 2020 at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (/vTjn)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:03 PM (8gDQu)
It's a shame they can't both lose.
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (h2Bdk)
Do we know that's the case because that's SOP.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
IIRC that has been a hoaxing url in the past.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (2kiKp)
I liked him. I liked Dave's World better than Night Court. For what it's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (3LGeE)
Yeah, but you average folks need to be tightly controlled on Facebook for 'truth.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (oVJmc)
Why can't someone sit in a cafe without ordering something unless otherwise stated?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (QLvwG)
Obama was trespassing?
Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (Vb4BV)
Fucking Canadians and their jet stream issues
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 11:07 PM (a3OL0)
Why can't someone sit in a cafe without ordering something unless otherwise stated?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
Because cafes aren't public property.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 11:07 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2018 11:04 PM (pUDQf)
I remember seeing video of a black woman who went to France. She and her friends cut in front of a theater line, and the French people in line weren't having it. She admitted she was so used to bullying white people in the US it didn't occur to her she might not get away with it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:07 PM (h2Bdk)
*note to self: ingratiate self to halfafrican, work on dinner invite*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (cp1if)
I thought they DID ask them to leave, then the cops asked them a coupla times.....
And the rest, as they say.....is a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (oVJmc)
See Quote I
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
Because cafes aren't public libraries or parks. They're places of business and they're private property.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:09 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
Because it is a business, not a public library? Common courtesy?
Heck, I buy something when I run into a gas station to use their restroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:09 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
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I'm guessing you've never been to a Chinese buffet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:09 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (oVJmc)
I think they make them buy something also.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (Vb4BV)
More like a squatter.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:09 PM (kLBhp)
Mmmmm. All you can eat Carbs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (3LGeE)
That's bad corporate management, and an invitation for a lawsuit. You have to make sure all your manager (at least) know the corporate policy and enforce it on an evenhanded basis. Otherwise all a plaintiff has to do is show instances of other people who didn't get kicked out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:08 PM (oVJmc)
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Does crystal meth count?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:11 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 11:11 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (h2Bdk)
This strikes me pretty much the same way. It feels like corporate there is more invested with social change than a productive and prosperous business.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:09 PM (kLBhp)
You eat too much. Ge ou! No come back!
Posted by: Wong Chow's Buffet and Market at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:06 PM (IYHxL)
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A business has a right to ask a "patron" to either buy something or leave. Their business, their rules.
The customer has the choice of coming back or not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (9LgO2)
Posted by: thathalfrican -
Common Courtesy?
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:10 PM (h2Bdk)
In a San Francisco Starbucks, I watched the staff not kick out a smelly homeless guy who made the rounds of the tables, begging.
Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 11:11 PM (C+wjz)
Story of my life.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:13 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)
Not yet. She lives on still.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 11:14 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:15 PM (3LGeE)
Let me get this straight... to field dress a deer I have to.. AAAAARGHHH!!!
Posted by: Millennial snowflake at April 16, 2018 11:15 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (lknUs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)
Not yet. She lives on still.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 16, 2018 11:14 PM (QLvwG)
General Franco, Chevy Chase some assembly required
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (Vb4BV)
The company really put themselves between a rock and a hard place. With open support of SJW groups at the corporate level, they risk looking like cynical hypocrites if they try to keep the bums from taking over.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Jeb's brain at April 16, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mel Torme at April 16, 2018 11:17 PM (JHwDP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 11:17 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 16, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 16, 2018 11:12 PM (mMeIQ)
https://youtu.be/uBxMPqxJGqI
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 11:18 PM (kHB7w)
Back treatment (heat ablation of the lumbar nerves) tomorrow. Hope it relieves the pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (lknUs)
Good luck with that. My dad did it, and while initially it didn't seem to do squat, over the next few months it was clear it had helped a great deal.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:18 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (QOJKv)
Posted by: Lionel Joseph at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 16, 2018 11:18 PM (zCyNd)
Well, the things you were doing with the biscotti were... unnerving.
Posted by: Starbucks at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (oVJmc)
I just filed my taxes.
If I had any alcohol in the house, I'd be pouring myself a double.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (rJUlF)
Loni Anderson is dead?
Posted by: garrett
She looks amazingly alive on the commercials for WKRP on MeTV.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2018 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Jack ain't leading you anywhere.
The info is available. Consertive Treehouse is one place to get a run down.
Attitudes arise w/ conculsion of investigations. Some say nothing will happen, some say something will happen. Either way it will get pretty sporty.
Thoughts should be directed as to what you will do in either of these situations.
Posted by: dDan at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
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BEEF JERKY TIME!
Posted by: Lionel Joseph at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (kLBhp)
It's clobbering time!
Posted by: The Thing at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
So late? Pick up the pace, brotha... no stragglers!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (UiRxW)
I would post something, but the Starbucks people want me to leave
Posted by: Miklos Molnar
Well, order something. And take a bath.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (E4msy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:21 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
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BEEF JERKY TIME!
Posted by: Lionel Joseph at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (kLBhp)
It's clobbering time!
Posted by: The Thing at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (3LGeE)
Can't touch this.
Posted by: M.C. Hammer at April 16, 2018 11:21 PM (h2Bdk)
If I had any alcohol in the house, I'd be pouring myself a double.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (rJUlF)
Yeah, I need to do them as soon as I get home.
Posted by: The Thing at April 16, 2018 11:21 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Carl Douglas at April 16, 2018 11:21 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Millennial snowflake at April 16, 2018 11:15 PM (L7t0A)
a co-worker's grandkid called it "taking off the deer's pajamas"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:22 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (UiRxW)
I don't drink much, but today sucked rhinoceros ass and therefore I am allowing myself to indulge.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: M. C. Escher at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Millennial snowflake at April 16, 2018 11:15 PM (L7t0A)
a co-worker's grandkid called it "taking off the deer's pajamas"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:22 PM (2K6fY)
So I guess that means an addendum to the Santa Claus talk.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Splunge
But, they made him shit outside.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (bZMkE)
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (oVJmc)
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Nope. But trying to hang out at a for profit bidness, rather than Ace's shack, is not a good comparison.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (9LgO2)
Posted by: Carl Douglas at April 16, 2018 11:21 PM (kLBhp)
It's a little bit frightening.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (3LGeE)
I'm pretty sure he's willing to handle meat, though.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: M.C. Hammer
Can't climb this.
Posted by: M. C. Escher at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
I paint this!
Posted by: Pablo Picasso at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (QLvwG)
a co-worker's grandkid called it "taking off the deer's pajamas"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:22 PM (2K6fY)
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Before the white man come to our land, my people would pray to Great Spirit and take the pajamas off the braves of the neighboring tribe.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Millennial snowflake at April 16, 2018 11:15 PM (L7t0A)
Found a gut shot deer (which is bad practice since the deer suffers more than it needs to)one year while hunting. Waited by it for a reasonable time to make sure who ever shot it wasn't going to find it. Field dressing a gut shot deer sucks . Please hunters practice shooting and sighting in your gun before hunting season.
Posted by: X-ray at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (TGrKk)
I'm pretty sure he's willing to handle meat, though.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (oVJmc)
What does a gay lumberjack dress like? Asking for Shep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Same boat. Been cutting down on the booze, myself... but, damn. It's been a crazy ass month, and I've been hitting the bourbon tonight
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (UiRxW)
I'm pretty sure he's willing to handle meat, though.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (oVJmc)
Isn't the "lumbersexual" thing out by now? I'm guessing that's the guy who was always a season or two behind in high school.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:25 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
Chaps
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 11:27 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (oVJmc)
We are the product, here. Well ... half the product, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:27 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
I'd ask my gramps if he were still around. He not only dressed the part, he actually cut down trees.
Funny thing was my mom describing what he ate for lunch. Shit, if I ate that much I'd weigh 500 pounds.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2018 11:27 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: sunny-dee at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 11:23 PM (zr8oO)
The heart gets formalin.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (Ga991)
that bugs the hell outta me. As if JackStraw's the only person who thinks it's possible that the criminals are known and being investigated.
Posted by: booknlass at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
I'll bet he or she did not play the Middle Eastern version of "goat simulator".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (6FqZa)
>>>Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
Chaps
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 11:27 PM (T71PA)
And pasties.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (8gDQu)
https://tinyurl.com/ya5uzuzk
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (3LGeE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Formaldehyde?
When did you start the drinking?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:30 PM (7E3mr)
I'm pretty sure he's willing to handle meat, though.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:24 PM (oVJmc)
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Had a guy wander in to the office today as I was chatting with a co-worker. After he left, I told my co-worker the guy set off my gaydar. He laughed and said he got the same thing from the guy.
Perfectly groomed, had the whole well toned bod thing happening in his slightly too small shirt and shorts.
Plus, he was a bit older than he dressed.
Oh yeah, had a very limp handshake.
We both had a good chuckle over the incident.
Down, Shep, Down! No, I won't tell you where I work!
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (Sda6L)
328 We don't have to buy something to hang out here, do we?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:19 PM (oVJmc)
There's a coin-operated Valu-rite dispenser in the barrel! But some bastage forgot to fill the cup holder.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (dw7D4)
Posted by: The Bride of Frankenstein at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (kLBhp)
We don't have to buy something to hang out here, do we?
&mpersands.
If you are unable to use them, it sucks to be you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (pNxlR)
I was going to bitch about how the snowblower rode over the top of the ice and scraped it clean, leaving me with an ice driveway.
I was going to bitch about how usually April storms are quick hitters sandwiched between warmer weather but not this time because it actually IS January 106th with no end in sight.
But 22" of snow?
That's bullshit. It would drive me to drink (more).
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (z79tQ)
I liked him. I liked Dave's World better than Night Court. For what it's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 16, 2018 11:05 PM (Mkuv2)
++++
I liked him even better on Cheers. Harry the Hat I think he was called. Grifter / scam artist.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (L7t0A)
There's a coin-operated Valu-rite dispenser in the barrel! But some bastage forgot to fill the cup holder.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 16, 2018 11:31 PM (dw7D4)
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Just put your tongue under the spout. Everyone does.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (kLBhp)
Beautiful city if you're rich.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (z79tQ)
He had over-coiffed ginger hair, an 'ironically' bushy beard, a tight bright orange plaid shirt (think Woody from Toy Story), and tight skinny jeans rolled up at the cuffs to *above* his Doc Martens' style boots.
If he was a lumberjack, I'm sure he was okay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:33 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 11:34 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
I really like The Gringo's Tale (something like that name). I ignore the words, which is how I generally approach music, anyway. There aren't any singers or songwriters who have any really interesting insights into human nature or anything interesting, anyway. I just listen for the music. The more they mumble the words the better.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:34 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
Good question. I was a lumberjack in college. We might've worked with gay lumberjacks, but nobody would've known... who's gonna get gay on a bunch of straight guys with chainsaws, anyway?
I'm pretty sure that's a myth from Monty Python. I wonder where the gay steel worker thing comes from? First time I heard of it was on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:34 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (z79tQ)
You should have turned left at Albuquerque.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (3Pma+)
bwahahah!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (2K6fY)
It lets me post in some threads, not others.
Some posts it'll allow, not others.
Sometimes copy/paste. Other times...nope.
It is alive! Alive!
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (7E3mr)
If he was a lumberjack, I'm sure he was okay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 11:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Sure you weren't watching a Chevy commercial? Sounds like that, umm, guy who pitches for Chevy these days.
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bear
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We're still waiting.
Posted by: The Franklin expedition at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Formaldehyde?
When did you start the drinking?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:30 PM (7E3mr)
Formalin is a formaldehyde solution. And only a few minutes ago. Two fingers of maple whiskey on the rocks. Nothing extreme.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ray Stevens at the barber. at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (dw7D4)
Posted by: Ray Stevens at the barber. at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (dw7D4)
No, that title belongs to Alley-Oop.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (bZMkE)
It lets me post in some threads, not others.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:35 PM (7E3mr)
https://brave.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq)
I guess that's what I'm asking, if it's not explicitly stated, how is it wrong to lurk about in a private place and "browse"?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Yep. In his defense, he doesn't have too many brain cells left. He fried them in the 80s and early 90s with various chemicals. Guitar Town, Exit 0 and Copperhead Road are Gems though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (kHB7w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
When I was doing the club DJ thing, the line dances wanted to hear "Copperhead Road" Every. Damn. Weekend.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
I liked it better when I thought you were tipsy and misspelled it. Dang nab it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (7E3mr)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (Zdm89)
I ain't a great cook but I try.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (IYHxL)
What happened to that church you used to run?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 16, 2018 11:40 PM (rJUlF)
Beautiful city if you're rich.
And wearing a vest.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (bZMkE)
If you go to the south side, you better just beware . . .
Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at April 16, 2018 11:41 PM (QLvwG)
I understand it's private property but unless otherwise stated why can't I roll into a Starbucks and hangout until my other guest arrives?
What do you intend to do after his arrival?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2018 11:41 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac
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The guy rides a dinosaur, and carries a stone ax. Probably better not to piss him off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
There's no browsing in a cafe. Either you're in line looking at the selection or you're at a table. It's not like you're walking through a book store or something.
And they have cafes in bookstores where you still have to buy coffee to sit down with a book.
In cafes, if you don't make people buy stuff then it takes all of 3 minutes for all of your tables to be occupied by non-customers. Chess players can take over any number of tables for the entire day - every single day. Others have their own shtick.
It's just common knowledge that you can't just hang out at a cafe. If you're waiting for someone and don't want to buy anything then don't sit at a table or at the bar. Stand. And wait.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
Perfectly OK to hang at a restaurant or other private place, however if you don't leave when the owner says to leave they call the cops on you for tresspassing.
Unless you are protected, a special category preferred over the owner, or related to/otherwise making a profit for the mayor, I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
If I'm waiting to meet someone, I'll stand near the door so I'm out of the way and not in line. If you're not taking up space or getting in the way of paying customers, I don't know of many places that wouldn't let you just stand there pretty much indefinitely.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ray Stevens at the barber. at April 16, 2018 11:37 PM (dw7D4)
Loggers are usually rugged and in good shape. I always picture them like the guys from Seattle show. Or 7 Brides for 7 Brothers.
*bats eyelashes*
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (7E3mr)
Grab our orders and attend to our business?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (IYHxL)
Wasn't the Gay Lumberjack a Village People member?
Macho, macho man. I've got to be a macho man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-BPRXYk9g
Pull the other one, Tinkerbell.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
Starbucks was in the right in this ... though I can't say I feel bad if they lose a shitload because of it. This feels like the Iran-Iraq War to me.
Khorramshahr has fallen (again)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:44 PM (6FqZa)
/sock off
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (z79tQ)
Had not done our taxes prior to today. Today was my birthday, so eff that noise.
Tuesday is gonna suck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
Anyone else notice this dynamic? Is it just typical tax day anxiety? Man they are especially skunks tonight (not here - well, not any more than usual, AFAIK).
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Do they at least have the decency to shit outside ?
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:46 PM (bZMkE)
/sock off
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (z79tQ)
Hey, you really *are* Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 11:46 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:47 PM (7E3mr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
They were not wearing their amulets of whiteness.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 11:47 PM (Dp6qK)
Right, I understand all that but from what I heard they were waiting for another member of their party? I've been at places where someone will grab a table because they know they have other people coming.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:42 PM (2K6fY)
Agreed.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:43 PM (y87Qq)
I'll grab a spot if I know I have someone coming. If it gets to be 10 minutes or two visits from an employee I'll order something otherwise I'll just wait.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:47 PM (IYHxL)
I guess that's what I'm asking, if it's not explicitly stated, how is it wrong to lurk about in a private place and "browse"?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)
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I'd say it's one of those situational things. If the place is packed with not enough seats for everyone who wants one, then management isn't going to want its paying customers having to stand or leave, while a couple of guys waiting for a friend take up space. Or, if the joint has problems with the homeless coming in and hanging around all day, they might decide they just want the paying customers.
On the other hand, hypothetically, if the white guys can go in there and wait for friend and nobody says boo, while when the black guys do the same, they suddenly break out the paying customers only policy, I can see how the black guys might be irked.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2018 11:48 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2018 11:48 PM (NbRJx)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xdhctj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:48 PM (5OO3x)
Fuckin' amateurs.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:49 PM (IYHxL)
Anyway, since it turned out "wrong Cohen," there is a desire/need for the bad guys to find/manufacture some alternative way (not NSA database) in which a Michael Cohen's presence in Prague (included as a fact in the "dossier") would have become known. To conceal/obfuscate the improper access to either the 702 system, or whatever DOJ/FBI access GPS might have managed.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 11:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 16, 2018 11:46 PM (T71PA)
Yeah, the stupid wasted Bugs that drank that vial of drank in the mad scientists' lab.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2018 11:50 PM (z79tQ)
But when I read 10 inches of snow I feel bad about bitchin'.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (7E3mr)
I've had a cop tap me with his nightstick (remember those) and suggest that I move along from the park bench where I was watching the girls go by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
I liked it better when I thought you were tipsy and misspelled it. Dang nab it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:39 PM (7E3mr)
Better luck next time. Believe it or not, I am surprisingly controlled and coherent even when completely shit-faced, which I haven't been in years. it's also about the only time in my miserable and joyless existence when I can lighten up just a bit.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NCKate at April 16, 2018 11:52 PM (gLGOa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:49 PM (IYHxL)
You can be trespassed off/out of anywhere, even if you are a paying customer. And if you refuse to leave, cops come and enforce the lawful request, and then you refuse lawful orders, you can and should be arrested (and it is out of the proprietor's hands at that point).
Now whether businesses should make such decisions given the potential for fallout and financial risk, that is another story.
Sadly, I have no fucks to give for Starbucks, even though they appear to have been within their legal rights.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 11:53 PM (Dp6qK)
Had not done our taxes prior to today. Today was my birthday, so eff that noise.
Tuesday is gonna suck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
File an extension. Also, if you pay your estimated tax online to the IRS, you automatically get an extension without having to mail in the form if you select the correct options. Just an FYI.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:47 PM (IYHxL)
If it's a friend or co-worker, I'll order and sit and wait. If it's someone for business or a date, we're going to do the brief dance of offer-to-pay-but-we-know-who's-paying which is only a mystery to people who aren't native to Earth. In that case, I'll wait near the door. I'm hardly the most socially adept person out there, but I've never been kicked out of a coffee shop while waiting to meet someone on *counts on fingers* two continents.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 11:20 PM (E4msy)
They don't let you use the shower unless you buy a triple vanilla soy latte with sprinkles. Which is actually not so bad, if you sneak some rye into it.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 16, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (5OO3x)
Were you eyeing them with bad intent?
Was snot running down your nose?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (z79tQ)
That said, black dudes, if they tell you to bounce, then just bounce. It's their property, and you haven't bought anything. You haven't got much business there, besides "wanting to roam around and maybe take a piss in the restroom while you wait for your friends."
Imagine if I showed up at your home with similar expectations. Imagine if I were black, if that helps. You still wouldn't like that, would you?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (zr8oO)
But when this happens in the Muslim world, his only option is to join the Taliban, ISIS or Al Qaeda. Just think, if we gave them circuses, instead of terrorists we'd have Muslim trapeze artists, lion tamers, clowns and acrobats. No more exploding terrorists trying to come here and kill us. It's a theory, and I think it's worthy of a grant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
I can tell you are very controlled...that is why I was jazzed you had screwed up.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:55 PM (7E3mr)
Agree on all fronts. It's funny because your last paragraph happened to me sort of. When I turned 23 which was like 5 years ago...*cough*....I went to this bar with my cousin who is a halfrican like me and three white dudes.
The bar wouldn't let us in due to the way we were dressed. Now after arguing with the bouncer I watched him let in a group of white dudes dressed straight out of Malibus Most Wanted.
I went ape shit and the bouncer relented and let me in but no one else. Needless to say I didn't go in, that place had a HORRIBLE reputation and did for years.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:56 PM (IYHxL)
In the first attempt to do this, the plan was to bring the aerostats in by truck and have the loggers unroll them, like a crew unrolling a giant carpet, and then the techs would inflate them with Helium while the riggers would shackle them up in preparation to start them in pulling the logs down instead of using a traditional dragline.
The second try they got the logger to take off their cork boots before rolling out the aerostats
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 16, 2018 11:57 PM (IYHxL)
Woot, interior rhyme. Some more-talented honky than I am could make a rap out of that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2018 11:57 PM (2K6fY)
Was snot running down your nose?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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*shifty eyes*
Of course not.
*starts away uneasily*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:57 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 11:51 PM (5OO3x)
Dangling those rabbit fur lined handcuffs will get some attention.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 16, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
Maybe to solve Islamic violence we need to give them a circus, like Ringling Bros. In America, if a child is unhappy with his family and community, he runs away and joins the circus. What fun, what adventure.
Since circuses died out here they could move over there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:58 PM (2DOZq)
Boy ain't right.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
Winning!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 16, 2018 11:59 PM (wSC8T)
But, that part about being able to go straight from the package to the pan without touching the meat sounds like the fears of a great big sissy reporter.
Cookable plastic with edible residues? Mutant offspring and / or low T levels coming right up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 11:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 17, 2018 12:01 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 11:54 PM (zr8oO)
It's damn fine stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2018 12:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:55 PM (7E3mr)
I am. Unhealthily so.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2018 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:02 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: Muns at April 17, 2018 12:02 AM (fO+6C)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
Heh, I think the place is under new management. In all honesty I had never heard of the place up until my birthday, people said birthday boy gets free drinks on his birth week.
I was game for that! Ironically I live 10 minutes from that spot now.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (IYHxL)
"You know the rules Fluffy!" and he stuck the critter in his mouth. Don't have a clue where it went and the premise was so horrifying. I was laughing so hard the nurse came to check on me.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
My favorite lunch counter had great coffee. Bottomless cup.
You could have sued them when the hot coffee spilled out on your leg.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2018 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
Mrs. Butterworth's and grain alcohol. You won't know the difference. After a while.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 17, 2018 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 17, 2018 12:06 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
My favorite is Knob Creek, but the one I'm drinking now is Watkins Select, which is almost as good at a fraction of the price.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2018 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2018 12:06 AM (KP5rU)
You could have sued them when the hot coffee spilled out on your leg.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2018 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
*practices rim shot*
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 17, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)
Yeah. He's been living here for a while. NEVER heard anything about him around town. I think he just wanted a quiet normal life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:07 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 17, 2018 12:07 AM (0OmEj)
Mrs. Butterworth's and grain alcohol. You won't know the difference. After a while.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar
After a while Mrs. Butterworth looks good!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2018 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
I think one of those Village People dudes was wearing a bottomless cup.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)
Sainsburys said it was bringing in the straight-to-pan plastic pouches, which are known in the industry as "doypacks", after a survey showed the prospect of coming into contact with uncooked meat products induced high levels of anxiety among shoppers under the age of 35.
Remember when people put raw steak over a black eye?
What a bunch of pansies. High levels of anxiety? Are you kidding me with this? What kind of generation is this? Losers. Wish they were not being catered to. They are never going to grow up...become adults.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:08 AM (7E3mr)
Posted by: NCKate at April 16, 2018 11:52 PM (gLGOa)
Look Lady, Taco Cabeza has no coffee, WiFi, or MILFs.
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 17, 2018 12:08 AM (9acFt)
https://youtu.be/KSfJXStEvgg
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:08 AM (7E3mr)
That's an Onion story right?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (IYHxL)
then why can't I paint you
the words will never show
the you I've come to know
If a face could launch a thousand ships
then where am I to go
there's no one home but you
you're all that's left me to
And when my love for life is running dry
you come and pour yourself on me
If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
tomorrow and today
beside you all the way
If the world should stop revolving, spinning
slowly, and I to die
I'd spend the end with you
and when the world was through
then one by one the stars would all go out
then you and I would simply fly away
Posted by: qdp (barf) steve at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdp (barf) steve at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
I will be sending you the bill for my new keyboard.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdp (barf) steve at April 17, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 17, 2018 12:10 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:11 AM (wSC8T)
Wish I could show everyone how much I feel God loves them. Even in my worst moments, and they are many, I feel that. I know it' I am not a feeler.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 17, 2018 12:12 AM (nxBW3)
I remember that, and a cold steel knife blade for forehead thumps. Applied parallel not perpendicular ya morons.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:12 AM (RfzVr)
Nope...it is posted above in the content. But it is understandable to think so. Every day brings one of those.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:13 AM (7E3mr)
As a Royals fan, I have the perfect punishment for this Mets fan: Make him watch Hosmer's WS 9th inning slide into home...on a loop.
[runs off to email him the YouTube link]
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 12:13 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: qdp (barf)
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There I am, up on the stage...
Posted by: Bob Seger at April 17, 2018 12:13 AM (9tO1t)
1) Maybe if cities stopped using them to collect revenue from the citizenry...(and yes, PDs DO have a quota system, even if the PDs themselves are forbidden from having them as in TX. City budgets in many, if not all, places assume X amount of revenue coming in from traffic tickets, putting the cops in the position of filling that void.)
2) A heavily armed citizenry. This will give the police fewer crimes to investigate, which leads to...
3) Let's stop giving the police more to do than their #1 role: the investigation of crime.
And maybe we will also wind up with fewer cops in the long run.
(None of these will happen: both the police and governments are addicted to one thing: POWER. But a boy can dream.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 17, 2018 12:13 AM (jjRlA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 17, 2018 12:14 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:02 AM (7ThJ3)
This place still exists in Denver. It's called McCoy's, if you're ever in town...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 12:15 AM (UiRxW)
Bingle that "Fear of raw meat" and you'll get several stories. UK, apparently. One woman admitted in one of the focus groups to being so scared of touching raw chicken that she sprayed it down with antibacterial stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 12:15 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:16 AM (7E3mr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:16 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:17 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:09 AM (RfzVr)
I recommend the Model M. Very rugged and durable
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 12:17 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:02 AM (7ThJ3)
This place still exists in Denver. It's called McCoy's, if you're ever in town...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Well, I hope it lasts. This was a drugstore lunch counter that had been around for 50 years or so. The crowd was regular, gossip was awesome.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:18 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Yeah, but you're the mofo who put Bread into my head, now I gott go to YewTewb and get rid of it.
You fokker.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2018 12:18 AM (z79tQ)
Mary Butterworth was married with six kids back in the colonial days here in America. Her husband left her and the kids, just disappearing into the ether like you could do back then.
She turned to counterfeiting money to make ends meet!
She was caught., and brought before a judge. He took pity on her, being abandoned to raise six kids by herself, so he basically let her off with a warning, but promised he would not be so kind if she came to his court again as a defendant.
She took his warning to heart, and became a caterer instead.
Her company would go on to become famous for counterfeit syrup, rather than counterfeit money.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:19 AM (7E3mr)
That little $30 Marantz is now dressed up in $25 of East Coast Cherry, running a New Belt and a Vintage Shure N75ed type 2 Cart.
I ditched the clunky cover / hinges and the badges, too.
https://s7.post___.cc/4s6yb4u7v/
* 20180416_153542.jpg
(Take out the spaces and the *!)
Not my best soldering job, but she sounds good. Waiting on a replacement set of RCA leads to put the finishing touches on her.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:19 AM (QOJKv)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2018 12:20 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 17, 2018 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2018 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
Polyethylene Terephthalate is hot.
Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Think Polycarbonate Was Hot, But Now Thinks Polyethylene Terephthalate Is Hot at April 17, 2018 12:23 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:23 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:19 AM (7E3mr)
You go back a long way for a 29 year-old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (kLBhp)
Except maybe Insomniac bcz his is in a jar. But maybe he can ask it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (7E3mr)
Posted by: publius
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These are signs that these people have never actually been hungry. Here's what hunger looks like
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y898oosu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:03 AM (RfzVr)
Harry was the street magician before David Blaine or Chris Angel were housebroken. He had a great patter and supposedly really did run a con game on the streets as a teenager.
The trick that stuck with me was also from SNL. He was doing something with a tube and glass ketchup bottles. He has a brown paper grocery bag on a table and pulls out 3 glass bottles, sets them on the table and mumbles something about, "I don't need this one right now." He puts one of the bottles back in the paper bag. Then crumples it up as if it were empty and throws it away continuing without a pause like nothing happened. It was a split second, subtle thing, but he was good at that.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 17, 2018 12:25 AM (tMFgx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 12:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:24 AM (kLBhp)
lol
No, it was before my time, but uh, someone else knew it from the movie.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:25 AM (7E3mr)
products induced high levels of anxiety among shoppers under the age of
35.
Why aren't they eating tofu?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)
Hyperventilating? They'll be in catatonic shock, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:18 AM (9tO1t)
Me too. It's probably from the early 70s, so pretty close to 50. Still does a stout business daily, and it has a cigarette machine, and a smoke-eater, even though the lousy bastards made it illegal to smoke in a restaurant. Hopefully, one day, I can enjoy a fried steak and a bloody Mary with a Marlboro again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (UiRxW)
Want me to do a suggestive dance ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 12:27 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:27 AM (QOJKv)
And then go outside and take a dump.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:28 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:29 AM (QOJKv)
Want me to do a suggestive dance ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:26 AM (bZMkE)
Well, that would make it go higher, and you want it to be lower.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:29 AM (7E3mr)
then why can't I paint you
the words will never show
the you I've come to know "
You haven't heard that song until you've heard Telly Savalas do that song. Who loves ya baby???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2018 12:29 AM (V2Yro)
And then go outside and take a dump.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:28 AM (bZMkE)
See? This is why you won't get invited to the best dinner parties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:31 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:31 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:31 AM (wSC8T)
The horse looks hungry, too.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:31 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)
Now listening to Stardust by Nat King Cole...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (bZMkE)
It's like it is saying "No more posts for you!"
So guess I'll lurk.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (7E3mr)
Posted by: George Clooney's cousin from O Brother, Where Art thou at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:33 AM (QOJKv)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 17, 2018 12:34 AM (nxBW3)
Crap. That's awful. Join a gym, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:34 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:35 AM (wSC8T)
I need to hunt up some of the original woofers for them...but they are great little 2-ways. The tweeters kill.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:35 AM (QOJKv)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 17, 2018 12:35 AM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:36 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:36 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 12:36 AM (QOJKv)
And then go outside and take a dump.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:28 AM (bZMkE)
See? This is why you won't get invited to the best dinner parties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:31 AM (kLBhp)
Best breakfast parties, dude. Breakfast is where it's at.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 12:36 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Think Polycarbonate Was Hot, But Now Thinks Polyethylene Terephthalate Is Hot at April 17, 2018 12:23 AM (kLBhp)
I can sense the chemistry between you two.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at April 17, 2018 12:36 AM (zCyNd)
If you're tapped on the shoulder to buy something or leave, DO IT.
Just whup out the olde cel phone, order up a McD Quarter Pounder with Cheese, and have GrubHub deliver it to you there at Starbucks.
See how easy that was?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)
Nowdays?
62.
Not bad for a 60 y/o Jr. Geezer with outrageous blood pressure, no?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2018 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel
Hubby's hovers at 50. Sometimes I wonder if he's really alive. Mine, well yikes! 80ish. I truly believe part of it is type A/type B personality. I run hot, he doesn't.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 17, 2018 12:40 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 17, 2018 12:43 AM (7E3mr)
I've been in gyms, used to hike a lot. Biked a lot at one point, then got away from it, now getting back to it. Thing is, throughout my entire life, nothing I have ever done, good or bad, has ever made even the tiniest bit of difference in where it's set. That's the speed it wants to run at, apparently that was the speed it's built to run at. If it's true that you only get so many heartbeats before it wears out, well I guess I'll probably have to get a new one some day. Or maybe I"ll just be greatful that all of my troubles are finally over.
and it's not all bad - everyone who knows me has always remarked that I seem to have a metabolism that runs at about twice the rate of most people. I imagine the two are related.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2018 12:43 AM (V2Yro)
Well, yeah.
Cause the heartbone's connected to the .....etc.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:45 AM (bZMkE)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y74kbphf
Kloss was a bright guy. The speakers were just a cash cow fund his projection TV. Ironically, of course, they were hugely popular.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2018 12:46 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2018 12:43 AM (V2Yro)
--------
Damn hummingbird freak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2018 12:47 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: guy from laugh-in at April 17, 2018 12:49 AM (zr8oO)
Posted by: SUG at April 17, 2018 12:49 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:45 AM (bZMkE)
Cause the heartbone's connected to the dickbone. This design flaw cost me two houses.
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 12:50 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Amen, Praise G*d and pass the ammunition.
Or hemlock, whichever.
Posted by: bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at April 17, 2018 12:51 AM (F9322)
https://youtu.be/tga_yVDfp3Y
And, with that, I'm really out for the evening. Good night again, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 17, 2018 12:52 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 17, 2018 12:52 AM (kLBhp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 12:53 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 17, 2018 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)
LOL
I bet those proceedings were a hoot.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 12:55 AM (bZMkE)
A bottle is a simple thing. A factory that makes a bottle, producing them at extreme speed and low cost-per-unit, is a high achievement. It is the fruit of a long civilization that we can put $1.50 in a machine and it will give us a cold mountain dew.
Just not the ones at the building I work at, those machines are shameless filthy thieves.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 17, 2018 12:56 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
High-heeled, steel-toed work boots.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 12:57 AM (oD9Tw)
I lost a sterling pair of Advent Heritage tower speakers in the '99 divorce.
Hands down, still the best value in sound, size, power, range and price that I've ever owned.
Certain Wharfdale models approach that standard in all but price.
Second best speakers I've owned?
Built them in the '70s, with an 8 in. driver, 10 in. passive reflector and 2" tweeter, with Realistic crossover circuit. Made the cabinets myself at the Lackland AFB wood shop.
Later, I upgraded by adding titanium ribbion speakers, in series with the 2" conventional tweeters.
Opened up the speakers like a shot of Afrin to the nose.
Back when Hi-Fi and mid-fi....was a hobby and a sport, accessible by we mere mortals.
Not so much nowdays, other than the vintage hobby.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2018 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Bruce is back!! Bruce (@gaypatriot) is back on Twitter!!!! Best day ever!!!
*bounces out to read the feed*
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (DefRK)
it's like i don't even know you people.
for when your 9mm just isn't gonna gett'er done
https://www.460rowland.com/product/convert-your-
full-size-9mm-handgun-to-true-357-magnum-power/
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (q3X5U)
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (9ZtoK)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:04 AM (bZMkE)
A bottle is a simple thing. A factory that makes a bottle,
producing them at extreme speed and low cost-per-unit, is a high
achievement. It is the fruit of a long civilization that we can put
$1.50 in a machine and it will give us a cold mountain dew.
If I buy my Mountain Dew on sale at the grocery store it's less than 50 cents a can. Have not calculated the refrigeration costs or my holding investment costs. But I think I save money avoiding drinks bottled in plastic.
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:06 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: SUG at April 17, 2018 01:06 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (9ZtoK)
Holy shit... on fire? Nothing on the news yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 01:06 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:06 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Ah, good evening your Grace. Tofu? Might I suggest something with lime. Begging your Grace's indulgence, I seemed to have misplaced my lime, and if you could help me find, I would be most obliged.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 01:07 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 16, 2018 11:32 PM (L7t0A)
We can help.
Posted by: Jenny Craig, Inc. at April 17, 2018 01:07 AM (oD9Tw)
Just not the ones at the building I work at, those machines are shameless filthy thieves.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 17, 2018 12:56 AM (rnAwa)
I've always referred to the ones at work as "armless bandits".
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 01:09 AM (F65bY)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7E3mr)
High-heeled, steel-toed work boots.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 12:57 AM (oD9Tw)
He frosts his beard tips.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2018 01:11 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:11 AM (TGrKk)
"Atheists: Your five-year-old daughter is on her deathbed and asks, 'will I go to Heaven when I die?' How do you reply?"
Oh man. I'm not even gonna read the responses.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray
WHAT ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:13 AM (bZMkE)
What would really be interesting is to compare what they say in reply to what they would actually say where that to really come to pass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)
Headphone Amp and Headphones, FTW!
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 01:14 AM (QOJKv)
Bout time you two came out from the bushes behind the barn.
/snrk!
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:15 AM (TGrKk)
This is why you need Klipschorns.
You want the soeakers, honey? Fine. You can move them.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2018 01:16 AM (QOJKv)
something with lime. Begging your Grace's indulgence, I seemed to have
misplaced my lime, and if you could help me find, I would be most
obliged.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2018 01:07 AM (8O3HH)
Allow me to inspect my crisper.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 17, 2018 01:16 AM (cu8/f)
Just landed at Colorado springs airport and the terminal is on fire. There before the fire trucks, then the sent us out to end of the field.
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (9ZtoK)
That's 'cause YOUR aircraft did the strafing run on the terminal.
*static*
/slapweaselschtick
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2018 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Truthin at April 17, 2018 01:18 AM (S4piU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:18 AM (eMKNe)
Just landed at Colorado springs airport and the terminal is on
fire. There before the fire trucks, then the sent us out to end of the
field.
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (9ZtoK)
That's 'cause YOUR aircraft did the strafing run on the terminal.
*static*
Never a dull moment on A10 airlines.
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:20 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:20 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 17, 2018 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 17, 2018 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 01:02 AM (9ZtoK)
Sometimes, boring is better ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at April 17, 2018 01:22 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess,
I'm sure you will require some assistance in your crisper inspection. I shall render it forthwith.
((!))
Posted by: publius of Vae at April 17, 2018 01:23 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: False Black Flag at April 17, 2018 01:23 AM (S4piU)
Thanks.
Where's yours ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:20 AM (bZMkE)
That shouldn't probably be as funny as I think it is. And it's funny cause I've had a similar conversation in real drunk life.
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:25 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:12 AM (eMKNe)
In Judaism, we call this one "the One Who Hath Yet No Capacity to Understand" or "the Angelic Child."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 01:27 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:32 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 01:27 AM (UiRxW)
Sometimes the Ostrich move is best when dealing with lefty comments.
Posted by: X-ray at April 17, 2018 01:33 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:34 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2018 01:34 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Have a seat, X-Ray will give you a beer.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:37 AM (bZMkE)
Qdpsteve it's because they are not old enough to understand or accept the Torah, but are innocent and G-d loves them. It's how we explain those who die young and innocent, and those who attend Pesach, but don't yet know it's meaning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 01:38 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:39 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 17, 2018 01:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker
Have a seat.
X-Ray will give you a beer.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:44 AM (bZMkE)
Freeze the drink first ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at April 17, 2018 01:45 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: False Black Flag at April 17, 2018 01:49 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 17, 2018 01:50 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:50 AM (bZMkE)
You really know how to make an entrance !
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:04 AM
You should see how I come in, nights Slap is tending bar.
There's floating involved, amidst a fog of tequila crystals.
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 01:52 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2018 01:52 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:54 AM (bZMkE)
Chew it ?
Talk to it ... use it as an ice pack ... put it down somebody's back ... key stone for an igloo ...use it as a hanging scaffold that melts and leaves no traces ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at April 17, 2018 01:55 AM (AoK0a)
There's floating involved, amidst a fog of tequila crystals.
Posted by: Shopgirl
Tequila ?
I think X-Ray only hands out free beers.
He might make an exception in your case.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 01:57 AM (bZMkE)
Berserker: Strange ONT. Can't seem to lock onto any solid discussion. Maybe I need to start drinking.
Oh, well, maybe I don't need to bring anything to the discussion. (Sips beverage)
_____
Big bunch of videos today, starting off with a spooky one-minute animation from our own Beckoning Chasm.
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/
Watch This! 2018-04-16
BC Animation! And lotsa Monday vids: Woolery on Cohen, Whittle fiddles, double dose of Wild Bill. Comey's clan, Dice on scary chicken sandwiches. Stan Lee sets the record straight. Manitowoc, VR treadmill.
Long ones at the end: ElectroBoom lecture, OAN Finds no chem use in Syria, Trump Won't Win review (never gets tired), and Sargon's Week in Stupid.
Posted by: return of the ghost of mindful webworker's thwarted and defeated ambitions at April 17, 2018 01:57 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Adriane
Hello ice pack.
Did you just fly in from Denver ?
Are your arms tired ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 02:00 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2018 02:02 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Adriane
Oooohhhhh... I get it... everything except drink it.
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 02:03 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2018 02:09 AM (bZMkE)
Posted by: Falsetto Lumberjack at April 17, 2018 02:16 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 17, 2018 02:18 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2018 02:28 AM (q3X5U)
Soul played one of the mad dog bank robbers involved in the 1984 Miami shootout with the FBI, and he was extraordinarily good. That performance always stuck with me and I always wondered why Soul didn't end up a bigger name than he did.
Posted by: troyriser at April 17, 2018 02:33 AM (K8f5g)
Posted by: Falsetto Lumberjack at April 17, 2018 02:34 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: Surfperch
Or even just showing up at the bottom of the thread!
Posted by: mindful webworker is up past his bedtime at April 17, 2018 02:39 AM (ATv6t)
Anderson died from Hilary chlamydia. He got it from tongue punching her fart box.
Posted by: Falsetto Lumberjack at April 17, 2018 02:34 AM (Xvk15)
Not the image I want in my head when I go to sleep.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 02:39 AM (F65bY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 17, 2018 02:40 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in time at April 17, 2018 02:41 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 17, 2018 02:40 AM (ATv6t)
For some reason my comments get auto banned when my phone has access to wifi.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 02:43 AM (F65bY)
I've just had an invitation for a footrub.
GOoooooood night, folks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - luckiest man in the universe at April 17, 2018 02:47 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at April 17, 2018 02:52 AM (9acFt)
I've just had an invitation for a footrub.
GOoooooood night, folks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - luckiest man in the universe at April 17, 2018 02:47 AM (ATv6t)
Thanks for the advice, I'll have to give it a go tomorrow. 'Night mindful!
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 02:53 AM (F65bY)
Posted by: Falsetto Lumberjack at April 17, 2018 03:18 AM (Xvk15)
My flight landed just as it was getting started - we were there before the fire trucks and they are on the tarmac. Pilot came on as we were taxiing: "We going to stop short of the terminal - because its on fire." Id post pics - but Pixy.
We eventually deplaned thru the Jet Services (private air) terminal. Id guess the terminal will be down for a while, best look at the bus to Denver if your a Colorado Springs moron. Or, at NSS.
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 03:19 AM (LM5QY)
Has anyone asked the NROers, currently mocking Hannity, how they reconcile this with their pearl-clutching over Kevin Williamson??
Because it's late and because the place is deserted, let me take this opportunity to say: Fuck 'em all.
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 03:19 AM (DefRK)
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 03:19 AM (LM5QY)
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 17, 2018 03:21 AM (DefRK)
http://www.krdo.com/news/colorado-springs/fire-reported-at-colorado-springs-airport/730625774
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2018 03:21 AM (LM5QY)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:22 AM (ayUOl)
I guess the asshole above that it was performance art.
One less retard so it's cool
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:23 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:24 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:25 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:27 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:27 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2018 03:27 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2018 03:44 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 03:54 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2018 03:56 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 03:57 AM (F65bY)
Posted by: Falsetto Lumberjack at April 17, 2018 04:02 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2018 03:56 AM (cHbmY)
670 Goodnight Horde!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2018 03:57 AM (F65bY)
One minute it's morning, the next minute it's night. What a world!
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 04:07 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Sheep Smith at April 17, 2018 04:08 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)
I remember reading something once about 'to each according to his needs'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 04:10 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 04:21 AM (aC6Sd)
Starbucks deserve what they get. Filthy prog tard fascists. I hope they enjoy being eaten alive by their brethren.
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 04:30 AM (Xvk15)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 04:47 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2018 04:52 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 17, 2018 04:57 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 04:58 AM (aC6Sd)
I guess the asshole above that it was performance art.
Self immolation is much more entertaining than interpretive dance.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 17, 2018 04:59 AM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2018 05:04 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 17, 2018 05:06 AM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Ivan Drago at April 17, 2018 05:07 AM (v2Njf)
I shared the newspaper with a homeless gal at a BurgerKing in Portland
Oregon. Well dressed, not smelly, not even "weed" smelly, and looked a
lot like Lena Headey...but definitely off her meds. Like a different
person every third sentence.
Posted by: Ivan Drago at April 17, 2018 05:07 AM (v2Njf)
That was me. The paper was three days old and the crossword puzzle was already completed. Thanks a ton big spender.
Posted by: Homeless Kate in Portland at April 17, 2018 05:12 AM (b8HGm)
Posted by: Howard Schultz at April 17, 2018 05:12 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: PETA at April 17, 2018 05:16 AM (/qEW2)
If Starbucks would start offering fertilized rotten duck eggs I think that they would do a lot better with the working-class folks...
Posted by: Balut R Us at April 17, 2018 05:19 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 05:26 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2018 05:27 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 05:28 AM (g61wR)
I'm guessing rather than spit they'd be swapping another bodily fluid . . . though it does start with an "s."
Posted by: Kebas at April 17, 2018 05:32 AM (kwsnd)
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 05:39 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at April 17, 2018 05:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2018 05:42 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 05:43 AM (g61wR)
Rosa Park's bravery in refusing to shit I the last stall along at Starbucks is inspiration to all right thinking people!
Posted by: Fvck em at April 17, 2018 05:46 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: Evergreen college at April 17, 2018 05:51 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Starbucks BBCs at April 17, 2018 05:52 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 17, 2018 06:14 AM (oAlzZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2018 06:15 AM (EyPfd)
Somebody once said that they would hate living by the rules that they themselves helped create.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2018 06:17 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 17, 2018 06:20 AM (0izt+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I had read they were changing the name of the 31 ounce coffee from "Venta" to "That Big M'f'er"
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:20 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Starbucks BBCs at April 17, 2018 06:21 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 17, 2018 06:22 AM (/qEW2)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)
I'm kinda torn on the whole thing.
By all accounts, the two gentlemen who were arrested were indeed upstanding individuals.
But...the BLM response has created an entire shitstorm of pushback against the protests.
From Twitchy
https://wp.me/p6MziH-2Ne3
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2018 06:23 AM (EyPfd)
Your hair; it speaks to me......EM PEEEEECH
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 17, 2018 06:24 AM (0izt+)
Have a blessed day, everyone. May you find that close parking space.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2018 06:26 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Starbucks BBCs at April 17, 2018 06:26 AM (g61wR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 17, 2018 06:28 AM (0izt+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters
At Starbucks, we serve coffee only one way. The Maxine Waters... Hot, Black, and with someone elses hair on it.
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:29 AM (BdsCV)
Could be some poor schmuck, like a musician, that's picking up a few shifts at SB to make a few extra bucks
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:31 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 17, 2018 06:32 AM (g61wR)
Boycotting Starbucks is going to be easy.
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2018 06:33 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:34 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2018 06:36 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: #BlackBrunch at April 17, 2018 06:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: #BlackBrunch at April 17, 2018 06:40 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2018 06:41 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: zombie Ragnar the Red at April 17, 2018 06:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ripley
They won't do that to me! I like people of all colors and races and creeds and religions (not Christian though) and sexual orientation real or imagined....oh Gaia, please don't hurt me!!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:43 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 17, 2018 06:43 AM (0izt+)
Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at April 17, 2018 06:45 AM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Twinkenfueher Hogg at April 17, 2018 06:48 AM (g61wR)
Our visiting friends are awake. The wife could talk underwater and as a proud gramma has to show me (since my wife isn't up yet) any and all pics and vids of the two cutest grandkids in the whole world doing the cutest things in the cutest ways....oh crap, they just did something else cute...he's saying gibberish while eating cereal....ISN"T THAT CUTE!!!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:51 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:51 AM (BdsCV)
So, future member of Congress?
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 06:53 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 06:54 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2018 06:55 AM (oD9Tw)
Posted by: Bruce"
Why isn't that on Facebook instead of you being forced to watch it? That's what it is for. especially now that all the kids have fled.
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2018 06:58 AM (MxEKc)
Trump, the white hats in the Military, and White Hats in other institutions domestic and global are not having any of the New World Order under Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama.
Posted by: Monk at April 17, 2018 06:59 AM (9acFt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2018 07:00 AM (BtQd4)
https://twitter.com/sailfishgolfer/status/986044692797239300
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 17, 2018 07:00 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: zombie Ragnar the Red at April 17, 2018 06:42 AM (DMUuz)
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Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2018 07:01 AM (BtQd4)
Why isn't that on Facebook instead of you being forced to watch it? That's what it is for. especially now that all the kids have fled.
Posted by: Ripley
That's what I think too. But I guess this is something that goes on all day long. Pics and vids from her son's family. So now she feels she needs to share them with us. My wife will say all of the oo's and ahh's isn't that cute/funny whatever because that's what she does. I guess the feeling is that I will elicit the same emotions. I don't. i can't. Every time she starts walking towards me with her phone in hand, I want to fake a heart attack.
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 07:03 AM (BdsCV)
Boycotting Starbucks is going to be easy.
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2018 06:33 AM (MxEKc)
a white latina?
a wise latina?
a woke latina?
a trans latina?
a double trans latina vente?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2018 07:03 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2018 07:04 AM (BdsCV)
going to try and catch some sleep until these zip files get to siblings and close friends.
Posted by: Monk at April 17, 2018 07:04 AM (9acFt)
Do you believe that this weekend's freak ice storm was the result of man-made climate change? Yes.....
Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2018 07:04 AM (Slq9f)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 17, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
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