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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Thomas Cole
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (v30M8)
Posted by: FrodoB at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (kPVbf)
Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (3Lyjl)
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Posted by: Flyguy at April 19, 2018 09:23 AM (v30M8)
Posted by: sunny-dee at April 19, 2018 09:24 AM (QAOZh)
Posted by: FrodoB at April 19, 2018 09:24 AM (kPVbf)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:24 AM (ze/Re)
(ii) I do not want to meet the birds that bathe in that birdbath.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:24 AM (fuK7c)
Apparently American Airlines does not consider ACE a racist site. YET
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:25 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 09:26 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 09:26 AM (dmQI5)
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:27 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:27 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:27 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 09:27 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Gaius Juilius Caesar at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (2kmkW)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (2ifxQ)
Titan's Goblet - a limerick
A Titan from south Albuquerque
Was a smart aleck, snide, rude and smirky
But when put on the spot
He honestly thought
A goblet was an under-aged turkey!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (wPiJc)
Science, y'all!
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (LISuA)
Are you the ONLY Dentist in the US Navy ?
Every day you're flying here, there, everywhere...
Are you responsible for EVERY tooth in Uncle Sam's Navy ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (ze/Re)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:27 AM (gtBZ4)
Currently, the law as written has no grandfather clause, so if it passes we will immediately be felons.
But they swear that they will amend it before the vote.
Fvcking cocksuckers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (wYseH)
What are those wisp things coming down from the cup thing?
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:28 AM (lwiT4)
Waterfalls.
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (zcSYk)
There's obviously no room for a natural spring above them, so it has to be pumped up through the stem of the glass. And then you'd need some awfully sophisticated valve technology for Titan to pick it up and take a drink and pick the sailing ships out of his teeth and put it back down again and have the waterfalls still work.
I do not believe that that sort of valve technology existed back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (imDUY)
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (OyyDO)
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They look unnatural. What am I saying? The whole thing is whack-a-doo.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
Another headline states Hogg has a book deal. WTF??
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
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Kid know how to milk it. That's for sure.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: S. Rawlings-Blake, Mayor (D) Ret. at April 19, 2018 09:33 AM (6t8+a)
Every day you're flying here, there, everywhere...
Are you responsible for EVERY tooth in Uncle Sam's Navy ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (ze/Re)
Sometimes I think so. LOL
There are a lot of reasons I am always traveling. But bottom line I like it. It keeps me young. It keeps my mind off of the G-D damn left wing fucks. And my wife is glad to get rid of me every few days. It's a win win for everyone
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:33 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:33 AM (o7tuA)
What he needs is a deal to read a book. Or several.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Titan at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (djCea)
Perhaps they can bundle it with Comey's.
Posted by: S. Rawlings-Blake,
And Sean Penn's.
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (ze/Re)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (wPiJc)
Perhaps they can bundle it with Comey's.
Posted by: S. Rawlings-Blake, Mayor (D) Ret. at April 19, 2018 09:33 AM (6t8+a)
Hogg Comey bundle. That sounds reeeeeeaaaalllly gross.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (efC8N)
how do they do that?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)
One wonders why he even bothered to create this.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (pNxlR)
So glad you talked me into buying all those 9 mm mags last year. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (XiyU+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (6t8+a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (ze/Re)
Posted by: Titan at April 19, 2018 09:35 AM (djCea)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:36 AM (fuK7c)
When the titan dips his goblet into the lake to refill it he also scoops up a couple boats.
Happened to me once. True story.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 09:36 AM (FZYNt)
I read a book on Yellow Fever almost ten years ago. Was scary when living in mid-Missouri, and showed how modern sewer systems are one of the greatest life-saving inventions in history. Without them Houston would be nearly uninhabitable since there is no way to eradicate the disease at the source.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 19, 2018 09:36 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 09:37 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
A geological feature in that shape with boats someone managed to get up there and this is your take-away?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:37 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:37 AM (ze/Re)
how do they do that?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 09:34 AM (roQNm)
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Not sure of the source, but if it is a copy off the internet, it could have been run through a canvas filter on Photoshop or a similar program. Not saying it was. Just that it's a technique that's available on a computer program.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: BurtTC
My first reaction was to check if it was Roger Dean...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (0O7c5)
Speaking of left wing cocksuckers.
Oh and that mafia hood cuomo is going to let felons vote by executive action bypassing the State Legislature. Made that announcement at the al sharpie sharpton meeting. suck up much cuomo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: GOPe at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: IC at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (gcme+)
Yes. No really, Yes.
In and around the lake
Mountains come down from the sky and they stand there
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:40 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 09:40 AM (W+vEI)
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And, with the Hoggenfuehrer's fine ear for public relations, he is naming it Never Again.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (xjiRE)
Oh c'mon....how'd they get the boats up there?! I call BS....
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:39 AM (Enq6K)
They were trapped up there in the great Stormy Daniels poonami of '06.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
Well, Jack has posited that the boats get scooped up when Titan scoops up a gobletfull from the lake. I'll accept that.
Then the question is whether the waterfalls are permanent. If they're constant then you need a source of water from below, which means massive pumps and some sort of advanced valve technology that allows the goblet to reconnect with the source the minute that Titan sets it down.
It is perhaps a simpler explanation that this polaroid was taken the minute that Titan set the glass down and the waterfalls are ephemeral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (fuK7c)
Lots and lots of lost weapons from tipped over canoes in that abomination.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
Book deals are one of the left's forms of covert payoff. Fat advance that doesn't have to be returned if sales don't recoup it is a way give money to those favored few.
Posted by: geoffb at April 19, 2018 09:42 AM (zOpu5)
Mountains come down from the sky and they stand there
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:40 AM (/tuJf)
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aaaaannd there's my earworm for the day
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4)
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More accurate title would be Below the Belt: Fighting the Brawlin' Babs Boxer Way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:42 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
You know, other than the kid being a sociopath, the thing that's become quite clear over the last few weeks is that this kid is popular, mostly by media types who seem to want to swallow his weener. From both sides of the plate, so to speak.
It's like we didn't just have a pedophile scandal all over Hollowwood and Washington.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 09:42 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (BLjCA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Peter North at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Randa at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (Bqoi/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: mindful webworker says wow at April 19, 2018 09:44 AM (ATv6t)
Here in WA I paid $3.25 yesterday. If you minus the state tax of .50 and fed tax of .20 per gallon it would be $2.55 which is still outrageous.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 09:44 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Randa at April 19, 2018 09:43 AM (Bqoi/)
Pics, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (efC8N)
Efrem Symbolist, Jr. - a limerick
Let me pose a question most rhetorical
Is this painting more fantastic or historical?
The Titan's lake is forming
All because of global warming
So I guess the stupid thing is Al-uh-Gore-ical!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (wPiJc)
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Yes. No really, Yes.
In and around the lake
Mountains come down from the sky and they stand there
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:40 AM (/tuJf)
Cue the moog synth!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (ze/Re)
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The leftist shadow writer is currently dreaming up a composite girlfriend.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
Our conservative Jewish buddy sent me this today:
https://tinyurl.com/y73rpb2o
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
That could start something Jane. I didnt see a tiny "listen you husband" section.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (ptqGC)
Book deals are one of the left's forms of covert payoff. Fat advance that doesn't have to be returned if sales don't recoup it is a way give money to those favored few.
And it lets people know there is money to be had for saying the right things.
The publishing industry is far-left and radical, and money spent to ensure monolithic opinion suits them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (o7tuA)
grrrrrr.......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (ptqGC)
Stormy's caldera is full of seamen.
Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2018 09:46 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM
As you are a health-conscious cannibal, I'm sure you wonder about every brain.
Kuru. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)
Waterfalls.
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:29 AM (OyyDO)
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They look unnatural. What am I saying? The whole thing is whack-a-doo.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
This is a type of Romanticism that focused on fantasy themes and imagery. There might be a social commentary here about how humans, who think there are the apex of Creation and superior to all things, are actually puny and powerless compared to the unknown. That's up to you, though. Cole is more known for his romantic American landscapes, so this type of theme is unusual for him.This kinda reminds me of Goya's "Colossus", but Cole's painting has a more ambiguous mood: https://tinyurl.com/zsn6lpa Goya's may be an allegory of the French under Napoleon.
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 09:47 AM (0tfLf)
Kind of the inspiration for his book title, that first girlfriend.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
What could he possibly write about that would be truthful? That DWS was at his home the day after the shooting organizing with Move on? that Clooney and Oprah were financing his cross country trips? I highly doubt he will even mention all the outside help that told him what to do.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (o7tuA)
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Fight Back.
That was the name of a consumer report show hosted by David Horowitz way back when.
So Ma'am Babs is now in the consumer protection business?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (s9DTK)
Are you the ONLY Dentist in the US Navy ?
Every day you're flying here, there, everywhere...
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Have Drill, Will Travel
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)
It's AN ALLEGORY, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (ze/Re)
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Yes, it does!
[*going back to look for an Orange Crush bottle]
*vague Kansas reference
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Look, if you're going to get caught up in minutia, let's discuss what the blazes this thing is made of. Assuming the larger boats are about 30', I'd estimate the 'lake' is about 1000 to 1200 feet wide. Anyone care to give a ballpark number for the mass of the water contained? Show me the material to hold that in that form.
Never mind some half-drunk titan waving it around while kvetching about some upstart putting lesser mortals in its drink.
Posted by: GOPe at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)
The 128-page novel will serve as a guide to the student-led movement and detail the "voices of a new generation that are speaking truth to power, and are determined to succeed where their elders have failed," according to Penguin Random House, which is publishing the book.
It's already written?
Yeah, Hogg and his sister didn't write it. This is Soros/MoveOn/OFA GoTV material packaged as the work of teens who experienced something awful TWO MONTHS ago.
Fun Fact: Lena Dunham has her own imprint at Random House.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (o7tuA)
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Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Kind of the inspiration for his book title, that first
Posted by: t-bird
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (AM1GF)
The 128-page novel will serve as a guide to the student-led movement and detail the "voices of a new generation that are speaking truth to power, and are determined to succeed where their elders have failed," according to Penguin Random House, which is publishing the book.
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A novel, by definition, is fiction.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (vg8iE)
Oh.
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:45 AM (ze/Re)
You have to step back from it to understand JT.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (o7tuA)
See Hogg run. See Hoog poop.
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See Hogg. See Hogg walk out. Walk out, Hogg, walk out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (ze/Re)
A goblet was an under-aged turkey!
* Pushes Muldoon out of helicopter *
As God is my witness, I thought Muldoons could fly!
Posted by: mindful webworker says whu? at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (ATv6t)
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Imprint? More of smear, really.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 09:51 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 09:51 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)
Mostly Site Visits, trouble shooting, and Admin HQ shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:51 AM (gtBZ4)
www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/10499
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 09:52 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 09:52 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: t-bird
Given I can't actually survey it, I'm just eyeballing boatlengths and making assumptions about the length of fictional watercraft in someone's canvas daydream...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:52 AM (AM1GF)
Then the question is whether the waterfalls are permanent. If they're constant then you need a source of water from below, which means massive pumps and some sort of advanced valve technology that allows the goblet to reconnect with the source the minute that Titan sets it down.
It is perhaps a simpler explanation that this polaroid was taken the minute that Titan set the glass down and the waterfalls are ephemeral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018
*
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 09:52 AM (9xaT+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:38 AM (o7tuA)
Get him fed and drunk, but mostly drunk, and you'll really find out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: josephistan
Keep in mind these people voted for Obama...twice.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (r9UYA)
Crater Lake, the Proposal and Concept Drawing.
Sure, it was different in the actual design and build, but changes are needed for the truly cutting edge installations.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (2K6fY)
Yeah, this whole movement is a fiction, with Hogg and his Drama Club pals in starring roles.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (W+vEI)
What could he possibly write about that would be truthful?
Book chapter titles, from the prospectus --
"My First Tinkle"
"Why I Will Never Pee Standing Up"
"Bullying Weirdos For Fun And Profit"
"What's It Like To Have A Girlfriend?"
"My First Stiffy"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (pNxlR)
I was guesstimating 200 yards wide.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (2z74n)
And deep!
Posted by: just the punchline at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (7HtZB)
Son, you're just not thinking Escher-dimensionally.
Posted by: mindful webworker says so at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Bwahahahahahahaha
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (2ifxQ)
Never underestimate the stupidity of the socialist.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (ahV/f)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (oQJgr)
I was guesstimating 200 yards wide.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2018 09:50 AM (2z74n)
And deep!
Posted by: just the punchline
Cold too.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
600' was the low end of my initial estimate, but I revised the size of the boats upwards from 20'...
Great. Now you've got ME overthinking this...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Pro Tip : Keep seatbelt fastened at all times. Insist on aisle seat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (n9EOP)
Posted by: a Titan at a restaurant at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Kris at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Look, if you're going to get caught up in minutia, let's discuss what the blazes this thing is made of. Assuming the larger boats are about 30', I'd estimate the 'lake' is about 1000 to 1200 feet wide. Anyone care to give a ballpark number for the mass of the water contained? Show me the material to hold that in that form.
Never mind some half-drunk titan waving it around while kvetching about some upstart putting lesser mortals in its drink.
Posted by: GOPe at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)
It's made of scrith*!
*Only Anna and a couple lurkers will get this but it was worth it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (Enq6K)
No kidding. I'm tired of Rand. He's sounding more and more like his old man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (9TK8E)
Kuru. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)
I've actually eaten brains when I was a kid. Italian grandma, baked, with bread crumbs. It gave me a taste.
Wait...not my grandmas brains ...calves Bain's. Gees, I knew you'd catch that. Phrasing!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)
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How will they ever get another CIA Director through the Senate.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (gtBZ4)
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Well, come on. There can't be a lot of guys that show up with a dentist drill in one hand and a Navy ID in the other and call themselves Dr. Nevergiveup.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (y87Qq)
Let me pose a question most rhetorical
Is this painting more fantastic or historical?
The Titan's lake is forming
All because of global warming
So I guess the stupid thing is Al-uh-Gore-ical!
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Genius.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (LISuA)
Wait...not my grandmas brains ...
So THAT'S where the cannibal in Cannibal Bob comes from...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (2ifxQ)
Son, you're just not thinking Escher-dimensionally.
Posted by: mindful webworker says so at April 19, 2018 09:53 AM (ATv6t)
During bouts of freezing weather, the water from the waterfalls freezes to ice pellets in mid-air, and batters the town below. The residents call this "groly hail".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (QxXRY)
LOL, I had a window seat on the way down here, but it was a free upgrade so beggers can't be choicers. But it crossed my mind.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:56 AM (gtBZ4)
*Only Anna and a couple lurkers will get this but it was worth it.
Anna has a speech impediment ?
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (ze/Re)
His little brother, Sir Mix-A-Less, likes small butts, and cannot tell the truth.
You may ask one question.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (ptqGC)
He's quite the attention whore....
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 19, 2018 09:31 AM (IuYIh)
I keep seeing all these books coming out or are out from Hillary, etc. I never see the sales numbers. I know all the universities probably buy the bulk of them. Also some library's, and government offices, media, etc... Can't be many just ordinary citizens don't give a shit spend the money...
Posted by: Colin at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (9B2G/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
/drops General Products hull on joncelli
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (AM1GF)
Our conservative Jewish buddy sent me this today:
https://tinyurl.com/y73rpb2o
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
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Thanks Jane. I totally didn't just email that to five friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (LISuA)
*Only Anna and a couple lurkers will get this but it was worth it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2018
*
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Does it have attitude jets? Otherwise it's unstable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (9xaT+)
A sieve-like chalice.
Nay! A hole-y grail!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)
But the Chalice from the Palace has the brew that is true!
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (NgKpN)
Good thing that was the only thing that crossed your mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
His little brother, Sir Mix-A-Less, likes small butts, and cannot tell the truth.
You may ask one question.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (ctuyM)
"Where were the survivors buried?"
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (9TK8E)
Thanks to CBD for this lovely work of art.
Posted by: JTB at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (V+03K)
Here's one for the 'ettes. The moron mind:
https://tinyurl.com/y86cgkzj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM (ptqGC)
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The woman is on fire today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 09:59 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 09:59 AM (hyuyC)
For how long? Where does it come from? Yunz are always going on about STEM stuff.
If it relies on Titan periodically scooping up sailors who are just trying to impress a chick, how do you propitiate Titan into doing that on a regular basis?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:59 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
/drops General Products hull on joncelli
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018
*
*
Time to go back into stasis and await developments.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (9xaT+)
Posted by: GOPe at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM
Transparent aluminium, FTG!
Posted by: Cmdr. Montgomery Scott at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM (ptqGC)
He's quite the attention whore....
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:57 AM (Enq6K)
Prolonged exposure to DC seems to do that to everybody.
Politicians, Generals, Bureaucrats, Media ... everybody.
Don't know who the first Moron was that suggested scattering the various DC buildings across the country ... but I'm jealous it wasn't me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (gtBZ4)
True story, a friend of mine was traveling overseas with a senior USG official. Since they both traveled a lot they were United Golden Executive card holders or something like that. On an overseas flight to Japan, once they got settled in, and in First Class of course, the stewardess came down the aisle and said to the USG type "Oh hi there Ms Smith, would you like your usual cocktail today?"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (n9EOP)
I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (ptqGC)
Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter
It's like Jane knows our innermost thoughts!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (/JlMC)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (hMwEB)
his allegorical stuff is great. I am making The Past my wallpaper here. wanted Penseroso but that might have to wait, here.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (R/H2V)
I think 1, but she has a popular monthly online newsletter.
Getting an imprint enables her to offer book deals to people whom she likes - other weirdos and deviants.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (sjdRT)
In winds both calm and a gale,
Says good bye to his wife
The Paolo says "Nice!"
Cause the Captain's bicuspid doth ail!
Hey, I'm no Muldoon.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
My mind is very limited
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2018 10:01 AM (hyuyC)
Frightening, isn't it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:03 AM (R/H2V)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:03 AM (oMtOd)
Transparent aluminium is a real thing? OMG!
I did not know that, thought is was made up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 10:02 AM (roQNm)
AL2O3
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (sjdRT)
Well that's not true. I meant don't let any pieces of airplane cross your mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (/tuJf)
Any lawyers here? I want to sue his left wing ass for copy right infringement as a Jew.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (gtBZ4)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (9TK8E)
https://tinyurl.com/y86cgkzj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 09:49 AM
Jane, you say that like its a bad thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (efC8N)
I did not know that, thought is was made up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Mr. Scott told us.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
/drops General Products hull on joncelli
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018
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Time to go back into stasis and await developments.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:00 AM (9xaT+)
I curled up into a ball before I went into stasis.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
Thanks for the information. I really don't follow TV personalities.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (roQNm)
Wait...not my grandmas brains ...calves Bain's. Gees, I knew you'd catch that. Phrasing!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2018 09:55 AM
Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Commas. They save lives.
A Public Service Announcement, brought to you by
Posted by: The Oxford Comma at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (ctuyM)
Good morning, Muad'dib! Is it going to snow today?
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:03 AM (oMtOd)
No! In fact, it is sunny and above freezing. We may see 60 F next Monday. Very excited.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (gtBZ4)
It's stupid. It demands so much suspension of common sense that it's like a 12 year old's fantasy. Arg.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (CPk08)
I did not know that, thought is was made up.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Well technically it's a ceramic, but still.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Boy,George at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (BLjCA)
*********
Damn Right I Ordered the Novocaine! - a limerick
The Dental Corps has always been uncouth
Due to lack of experience. And youth.
Colonel Jessup yelled at Freddy
Son, you're just not ready!
I'm afraid that you can't handle the tooth!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Mainah at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (gCJeK)
I'm kind of bummed that I didn't think of that the other day when ace asked us what we'd changed our minds on. Almost all of us confessed a previous liberal bias.
The Oxford comma goes against my teaching, and I tend to cling to what I was taught. I have changed my mind and embraced the Oxford comma.
Should have thought of it then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (fuK7c)
Well off to Jackson MS. Later
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We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout; we've been talking 'bout Jackson, even since the fire went out . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (r9UYA)
My husband finally made it back from ATL caring for his mother and aunt, and I, being a good 'ette, made him a cocktail and we relaxed on the screened porch for a while.
We have newly-hatched bluebirds in our nesting box. I'm going to go out later and use my camera phone to get a pic of them down in their nest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (ptqGC)
Well off to Jackson MS. Later
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (gtBZ4)
You gonna snowball Jackson? The women gonna stoop and bow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)
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That is indeed exciting! It's supposed to be 65 here on Monday so you're not far off. Long time coming, eh?
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Saint James, of the Comey at April 19, 2018 10:09 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (aMlLZ)
I assume because it looks like a metal band's album cover?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:09 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: sinalco at April 19, 2018 10:09 AM (yODqO)
I always knew you and I had a lot in common.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (oMtOd)
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A taxpayer-funded mojito.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (gtBZ4)
Quick! What are the other state capitals named after a President?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM (efC8N)
https://stoatnet.org/9Fwvh.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (kPA/n)
NOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!
He Will Not Be Missed: Comey Quits Republican Party Over Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
OMG!! First, Joe Scarborough, and now Comey???? Say it ain't so!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (ptqGC)
I always knew you and I had a lot in common.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (oMtOd)
Maybe it's because both of you were in prison.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM (oMtOd)
Very long time coming indeed. It was supposed to snow again yesterday and people were losing their minds, in a bad way. Come Monday, all of us will lose our minds a little in a good way.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
He Will Not Be Missed: Comey Quits Republican Party Over Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Gosh, I'm devastated. Can we arrange to quit him harder?
Posted by: joncelli, Secret Puppeteer at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (RD7QR)
I've been saying that for some time, but again, I am likely not the first.
the Supreme Court, at least, should meet elsewhere. Salt Lake City, perhaps.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (CPk0
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Hey, that's not nice. I don't think Berserker was ever in prison.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:08 AM
Apparently, the rumor on the ONT that she was sharpening her shanks in Virginia is untrue.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (ctuyM)
discount bin and use for target practice. I wonder how many 128 page
books it wood take to stop a 9mm from full penetration?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (s9DTK)
A worthy experiment regardless of outcome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (aMlLZ)
He Will Not Be Missed: Comey Quits Republican Party Over Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Did he quit or did he flounce? My money is on flounce.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (CPk08)
kiddies is terrible because they are the brave new voices of their
generation.
I can't even. Posted by: Jane D'oh
yeah, that is absurd. But imo a good approach to counter them may be to agree the young Hogg is brave and idealistic, (as most of us were till we spent time in the real world) ... but that youthful exuberance is easily misguided, and that the far left has used and abused these children.
Ingraham survived the attacks on her, but if she had attacked the leftists that push socialism/communism, but praised the 'activist' side of Hogg, she may have gotten better mileage. To call him whiny is "punching down", and down to a stupid kid no less.
Same with many of the useful idiots, just always scorn them as tools of the evil manipulators and anti-American globalists. To argue directly with the insane is to fight the smokescreen.
The target needs to be the ones refusing to yield to popular opinion ... close the border, tough on trade cheats (which is all of the other countries), push gun rights for protection, etc. We need to be the parent, those like Whoopi or Behar are the ignorant tools, it is "beneath us adults" to argue with their raw hate. Just expose it.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:12 AM (oMtOd)
I don't hold a person's moral depravity against them. I was just speculating.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (CPk08)
*faded from popularity, but has not missed any meals
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:03 AM (R/H2V)
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Very nice. So far, so good.
The next step is pulling up the HQ in his presence and noting his reaction. At least this art thread is a safe picture today.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (oMtOd)
With Loooooove.
Still looks like a horse trough to me.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
Giant Bird Bath.... just don't want to be under that bird when it flies over...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hikaru
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This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Jim Wright (D), disgraced Speaker of the House at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (y87Qq)
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Damn Right I Ordered the Novocaine!
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You can't handle the Novocaine!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (2ifxQ)
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Nome, Alaska.
Let the Diabetic Latina freeze her ample ass off.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (vg8iE)
There's obviously no room for a natural spring above them, so it has to be pumped up through the stem of the glass. And then you'd need some awfully sophisticated valve technology for Titan to pick it up and take a drink and pick the sailing ships out of his teeth and put it back down again and have the waterfalls still work.
I do not believe that that sort of valve technology existed back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 09:30 AM (fuK7c)
"A wizard did it."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (mk7Bj)
Giant Bird Bath.... just don't want to be under that bird when it flies over...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM (NgKpN)
Maybe that little town makes it's money mining guano.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (CPk0
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Oh no, I know exactly what you were doing. You were projecting my sins onto him! Well, I'm not having any of that. Aside from him being a rock god and me being a homeschool mom, and the prison thing, we're exactly alike.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM
If you're willing to accept state capitals named after somebody who lost their race for President, but then was named Secretary of State, Austin, Texas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (ctuyM)
I will buy about a dozen of Hogg's books from the discount bin and use
for target practice. I wonder how many 128 page books it wood take to
stop a 9mm from full penetration?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM (s9DTK)
There was a dumbass in Minnesota about 1yr ago who thought a book would stop a .50 cal bullet from a Desert Eagle. Held the book up to his chest and had his girlfriend fire the weapon. You can imagine how it ended.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 19, 2018 10:16 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (y87Qq)
Damn! That's a cool drawing!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:16 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:13 AM (9TK8E)
Pretty sure that ship has sailed, dropped off its cargo, refueled, and come back to port.
Posted by: joncelli, Secret Puppeteer at April 19, 2018 10:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 19, 2018 10:16 AM (jxbfJ)
"It's time to do our old William Tell trick, again..."
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Lincoln, Nebraska
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (2ifxQ)
I've been saying that for some time, but again, I am likely not the first.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (KNmOw)
I wonder how much of all the disruption going on now is Politics lagging Technology.
Centralization made sense when we couldn't communicate as easily as we can now. But the Information Age has changed that ... making smaller, distributed cells more practical than ever. Yet - Government and Business seems to be fighting that evolution tooth and nail.
That's my Elevated Thought for the day. I'm done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:16 AM (efC8N)
As with about 96% of the stuff I host there, it's not my original and I don't know where it came from
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (y87Qq)
projecting my sins onto him! Well, I'm not having any of that. Aside
from him being a rock god and me being a homeschool mom, and the prison
thing, we're exactly alike.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (oMtOd)
I can recall visiting you in the pen. Seems like you had a new tat every week there for awhile. Sigh......Good times.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (nBBdT)
https://bit.ly/2qJXxgw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM
Oh crap! it is waaaaaayyyy too early for this level of cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (0tfLf)
discount bin and use for target practice. I wonder how many 128 page
books it wood take to stop a 9mm from full penetration?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:07 AM
HP or FMJ?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM)
hillary is even lower at 27%.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:15 AM (oMtOd)
Ah.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
How many years did she get?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:18 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:11 AM (y87Qq)
Damn! That's a cool drawing!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now THAT would be trolling...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:04 AM
https://stoatnet.org/9Fwvh.jpg
The sharks are a really nice touch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Some Annoying Fancypants What Caused A Ruckus at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (4O/g7)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (/JlMC)
I always knew you and I had a lot in common.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (oMtOd)
I like it because its different. It has imagination. How many paintings out there show the same damn thing over, and over, and over. Hey lets paint some fishermen in a boat. Hey lets paint some chick at a pond. Hey lets paint yet another covered bridge...in the snow, etc etc.
This sucker screams ancient, and history, like before man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:19 AM (7LY+6)
******
Bismarck?
(technically prime minister, but still, head of state.)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet
Monday Monday
Posted by: The Mamas & The Papas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (efC8N)
The Great Sorting and Sifting, it doth continue apace!
Let the masks fall! Let sides be chosen!
Let the GOPe join their Dem-Commie darlings and die (politically speaking) with them.
(I'm in the salvaging-the-Republicans camp. I just don't want to have to do the paperwork to change my party affiliation.)
Posted by: mindful webworker says aha at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (ATv6t)
+++
Yeah it Rocs
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (/JlMC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Lincoln, Nebraska
Jefferson, Missouri
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (2ifxQ)
*******
Juneau?
(as in "Hey, Juneau who was the 15th President of the U.S.?)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (wPiJc)
You can't handle the tooth! Son, we live in a world that has cavities, and those cavities have to be treated by men with drills. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Charlie Brown's Dildo? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Buzzion and you curse us Dentines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Buzzion's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the tooth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on the ONT, you want me cleaning those teeth. You need me cleaning those teeth. We use words like "extraction", "novocaine", "root canal". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defeating periodontitis. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and smiles under the blanket of the very services that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up some dental floss, and floss a mouth. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (imDUY)
Giant Bird Bath.... just don't want to be under that bird when it flies over...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 10:14 AM
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Here comes the roc!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (9xaT+)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet
Monday Monday
Posted by: The Mamas & The Papas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM (2ifxQ)
Tell me why I don't like Mondays....
BTR
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (CPk08)
307 Come Monday, all of us will lose our minds a little in a good way.
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet
Monday Monday
Posted by: The Mamas & The Papas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM/i]
New Moon on Monday
Duran Duran
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (sjdRT)
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Yes, well, luckily they were all the wash-off kind like the ones for kids.
I can remember my kids having those things from fairs or whatever. I always let them have them, but they always knew that Saturday night we'd have to scrub them off with baby oil before church the next morning.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: mindful webworker says aha at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (ATv6t)
How convenient for you ... I suspect there'll be Republican Camps in the very near future.
Five gets you Ten Bill Kristol still tries to make a buck of of 'em.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Lincoln, Nebraska
Jefferson, Missouri
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (2ifxQ)
Not to pic nits but it's Jefferson City, MO.
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: a Titan's mother at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (VBKy9)
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So you're saying his cup runneth over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)
I hear there's going to be a follow-up where he talks about all the work he has done and why. Titled "My Struggle".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (M8s/7)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:17 AM (y87Qq)
So does Stoatnet work as a free photo-hosting site? I need a replacement for fuktobucket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:22 AM (fiGNd)
Ahoy Bill!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:24 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:24 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
*Clap like a retarded seal!*
*Standing O*
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:24 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
ScoggDog City, Scogginia
Well crap ... I don't think that counts. I think the question implied US States.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:24 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
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Thank you for the correction.
As usual I was just Teuton my own horn.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:23 AM (efC8N)
It does if you own the domain and manage the server yourself...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: JTB at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (V+03K)
307 Come Monday, all of us will lose our minds a little in a good way.
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet
Monday Monday
Posted by: The Mamas & The Papas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM/i]
New Moon on Monday
Duran Duran
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018
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Just another Manic Monday
-- Bangles
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (9xaT+)
As usual I was just Teuton my own horn.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (wPiJc)
Dude is en fuego this morning.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (y87Qq)
Hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:25 AM (LiyEm)
If he wasn't a retard, he'd see that the deadliest wars in the Mid East have been between the various Muslim states, and the only thing that unites them is that they hate on Israel.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (CPk08)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294582/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
*Clap like a retarded seal!*
*Standing O*
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:24 AM
Why I read Ace!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Winston Zedemore at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (8nUpF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Come Monday, it will be alright
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet
Monday Monday
Posted by: The Mamas & The Papas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:20 AM/i]
New Moon on Monday
Duran Duran
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018
Just another Manic Monday
-- Bangles
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:26 AM (9xaT+)
Stormy Monday
Allman Brothers
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM
Yeah, I'll bet you say that picture of Atlas holding the world on his shoulders is stupid too. Because, like what is Atlas standing on? But that answer is easy - a Turtle. It's Turtles all the way down, sonny boy!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:21 AM (pNxlR)
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Well done!!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ptqGC)
I think Obama City would be a great name for Chicago.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: GIF from the gods at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (KIrgD)
Hmmm. Another dramatic overstatement of the number of straws/etc.?
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (7LY+6)
Has a town been named after the chocolate messiah? I know there were schools being renamed for him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ptqGC)
SCOAMF Middle School has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (GAlP7)
UK PM Theresa May is calling for world leaders to join her in banning plastic straws,cotton buds and offee stirrers
How ... Churchillian
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
Jeebus. What is she thinking? With guns and knives outlawed, whatever will they use to protect themselves from the muzzie horde?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 10:29 AM (GAlP7)
Posted by: Karen C. at April 19, 2018 10:29 AM (gou4q)
Frankly, I don't...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I'm not that flexible.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:29 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (7LY+6)
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Yeah, fuck her.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM
Isn't there an Obama Shooting Range in South Chicago?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Karen C. at April 19, 2018
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What has 15 Grammys and picks at its food?
Me!
Posted by: K. Carpenter at April 19, 2018 10:30 AM (9xaT+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
Cotton buds?
*hand to ear, listens to earpiece*
Never mind.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
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I know, right? Today they can use a Q-tip to poke their attacker in the eye, but tomorrow, nope.
Next they will outlaw dental floss so you can't accidentally strangle someone.
I will not indulge in any cheap shots such as maybe they've never heard of dental floss.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (gtBZ4)
Quick! What are the other state capitals named after a President?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (s9DTK)
Lincoln, NE is the only one I can think of.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: GIF from the gods at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (KIrgD)
Alternate name for a war gas?
Posted by: joncelli, Secret Puppeteer at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Paper cuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (k1TUh)
Your work is becoming more and more my initial source for news every day. Huzzah!
Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (3Lyjl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM (k1TUh)
Atlas holds up the sky, not the world. That's a celestial globe.
So There!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (CPk08)
May is thinking she needs to be like the "popular" liberal-democrats. Just like the R Cucks' thinking.
Posted by: Soothie at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (GAlP7)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (J7NdS)
The morons named them all. There are 4.
Lincoln
Madison
Jefferson City
Jackson
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (s9DTK)
*******
Technically, yes. But you should only do it after meals.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (oMtOd)
...and there goes your shot at Sec State.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (sjdRT)
Sessions may be letting the Grassley work continue, and we have Huber at work ... but the RINOs (and it seems Sessions as well) want to replace Trump with Pence (a good globalist party man at heart). Public opinion is the last thing stopping them (DeepState/Establishment) from overruling the election.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRFkktU8lWo
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (LiyEm)
No, but their neck won't have cavities.
Posted by: joncelli, Secret Puppeteer at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (CPk0
Neat! Didn't know that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (y87Qq)
and now, not even that much. Jews and Arabs are Semites together, against the Iranians
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (KNmOw)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (8nUpF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (7LY+6)
Pleione.
By the nuts, I am told.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (CPk08)
...and there goes your shot at Sec State.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:33 AM (sjdRT)
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That's all right. Saves me the trouble of turning it down. I don't want to have to set up a server in my bathroom.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Cotton Mather at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:32 AM (k1TUh)
Don't sell good ol' fashioned American Hate short. I've worked with plenty of Canadians, several Australians, and a couple Brits. No shortage of US contempt from any group.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (fiGNd)
You will also find them in the stacks at your local Costco. I generally cover them up with diet books, coloring books. books about war, that sort of thing.
Great fun, actually.
Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (3Lyjl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Story of my life. Day late, dollar short.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)
He runs some kind of international kids charity.
Of course.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM
Do You Believe In Magic?
Posted by: Flo and Eddie at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)
I suppose servants are always jealous of the Master.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:37 AM (k1TUh)
Your work is becoming more and more my initial source for news every day. Huzzah!
Posted by: TCDD
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My go-to news site.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:37 AM (9tO1t)
Can you garrote someone with dental floss?
Braid several strands of it into something a little more substantial and, yes, yes you could.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:37 AM (pNxlR)
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If a man's cup runneth over, it means I'm not going to be able to walk come morning!
Posted by: Shep! at April 19, 2018 10:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (7LY+6)
Mike Myers is sitting in a poetry cafe and it shows the waitress going through the crowd with a huge oversized gigantic cup of coffee. She finally gets to his table and he says ' excuse me but I ordered the large cup of coffee '
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)
Burnishing the UN relief agency credentials?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:28 AM
Do You Believe In Magic?"
Oh, ho ho, it's Magic! Never believe it's not so...
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:38 AM (wPiJc)
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So what does the enlightened, temporary hack politician bitch suggest we use to clean out our ears?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2018 10:06 AM (gtBZ4)
Quick! What are the other state capitals named after a President?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:10 AM (s9DTK)
Lincoln, NE is the only one I can think of.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 10:31 AM (J7NdS)
I just remembered, Madison, WI is the other one.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (J7NdS)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)
It may not be smart, in the Geo-Political sense ... but more than a little of my "Bring the Troops Home" shit comes from working with Canadians, Australians, and Brits. We're the cause of everything to some/most of those guys.
I'm more than willing to let the world burn a little, while we all sit at home, just to see if people like that any better.
Even if it means I have to suffer in the process. As long as my suffering isn't any more than theirs.
I'm nice like that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (fiGNd)
At my house atlas holds the door open.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Levels the kitchen table.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (7LY+6)
Not having comey in the republican party is like not having Stevie Wonder on the bowling team.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
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Our elbows, I guess, because I've always heard you shouldn't put anything smaller than that in your ear.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (oMtOd)
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Putting aside international geo-politics, I can imagine some cause for that. American tourists can be amazingly, embarrassingly, obnoxious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)
Make no mistake, that shit is based in a nagging sense of inadequacy. I kind of enjoy engaging those turds. Low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (hMwEB)
Coming from the members of the Empire, that makes me chuckle.
And regret saving their bacon.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (7LY+6)
Germans, drinking beer.
Posted by: Archer at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (gbWkA)
Mike Myers is sitting in a poetry cafe and it shows the waitress going through the crowd with a huge oversized gigantic cup of coffee. She finally gets to his table and he says ' excuse me but I ordered the large cup of coffee '
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018
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In CO I dated a girl who was very proud of her Scots heritage, and loved that film because it showcased people who were also proud of it. But I've never seen the movie. Looks like I need to.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (9xaT+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (oMtOd)
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I wonder what the shipping would be to send a few cases of Q-tips to 10 Downing Street.
We should have the bitch swimming in them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Stormy at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (XT6Vl)
I'm more than willing to let the world burn a little, while we all sit at home, just to see if people like that any better.
Even if it means I have to suffer in the process.
Why would you suffer when pokeestaan realizes they are a shit hole?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
Why, that's what socialized healthcare is for!
Posted by: Enlightened Hack MP at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (J7NdS)
Say what?
/Shep
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:42 AM (7LY+6)
Can you garrote someone with dental floss?
Braid several strands of it into something a little more substantial and, yes, yes you could.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:37 AM (pNxlR)
Especially the expanded PTFE stuff. Wouldn't take much braiding.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 10:43 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM
Mir gimmt.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 19, 2018 10:43 AM (LOgQ4)
Why would you suffer when pokeestaan realizes they are a shit hole?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:41 AM (2ifxQ)
Maybe drastically reduced world trade ? Honestly - I don't know if, in the long run, we wouldn't be better off for it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2018 09:54 AM (Enq6K)
Rand Paul never lets a good grandstand opportunity go to waste.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (J7NdS)
Austin, TX
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (czkHE)
philanthrophist, Peter Dalglish, who used to be a big UN muckity muck,
was arrested 2 weeks ago in Nepal as pedophile.
He runs some kind of international kids charity.
Of course.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)
Crony of Justine Castreau, too, it need be said.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: Theresa May at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (Zdm89)
It may not be smart, in the Geo-Political sense ...
but more than a little of my "Bring the Troops Home" shit comes from
working with Canadians, Australians, and Brits. We're the cause of
everything to some/most of those guys.
I'm more than willing to let the world burn a little, while we all sit at home, just to see if people like that any better.
Even if it means I have to suffer in the process. As long as my suffering isn't any more than theirs.
I'm nice like that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:39 AM (fiGNd)
Hell yeah, leave the N American continent and burn the rest of the planet for all I care. Both World wars were europe's making, and we still hear shit from them. Burn it all, then go plant some US of E flags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (efC8N)
yup see 421
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (hMwEB)
Austin, TX
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (czkHE)
President of the Republic of Texas. Good one!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:40 AM (9tO1t)
See I never understood that charge. Wouldn't these same people act that way here when they are here on vacation? It's not a meme here. In fact I saw an experiment where Americans are the most polite / willing to help strangers in the world.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (s9DTK)
and now, not even that much. Jews and Arabs are Semites together, against the Iranians
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (KNmOw)
And the SJWs have begun to turn on the Saudis...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (9TK8E)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DbGDVh5UwAAFGnv.jpg
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: British made Palestinian Mandate at April 19, 2018 10:46 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Tami
He thinks Grey's Anatomy has finally jumped the shark.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:46 AM (2ifxQ)
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We'll all be living like ancient caveman, drinking our Diet Coke through wooden straws.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:46 AM (HiDrR)
Trump won an election everyone thought he should lose, while GOPe politicos are losing elections everywhere that everyone think they should easily win.
And what is the political lesson the GOPe draws from these losses? "If only", McTurtle says, "more quasi-Democrats would run as Republicans, we might win!"
We are led by deeply stupid people. Corrupt, yes, but really dumb too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (LISuA)
so he wasn't even a licensed doctor in Texas o r something
so do these pedos like network to get each other jobs where they can prey on kids?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
Hey, you left us out!
Posted by: British made Palestinian Mandate at April 19, 2018 10:46 AM (7LY+6)
What are we? Chopped sushi?
Posted by: Imperial Japan at April 19, 2018 10:48 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 19, 2018 10:34 AM (KNmOw)
And the SJWs have begun to turn on the Saudis...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM (9TK8E)
It's temporary. The Jew hate will be back. It always is.
Not saying that in any boo-hoo sense, BTW. Its just what this thing is made of.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:48 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:48 AM (7LY+6)
'Cause I sure don't.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:48 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (Zdm89)
so do these pedos like network to get each other jobs where they can prey on kids?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
Comet Pizza's "eHelp Wanted" bulletin board.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (LISuA)
Huck summarizes just about everything in thirteen words.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (fiGNd)
Don't think the Anti 2nd crowd won't notice. They just managed to put a firearms part manufacturer out of business and they did it via a Republican administration, something they didn't achieve in the prior 8 years of a Marxist administration.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Not saying that in any boo-hoo sense, BTW. Its just what this thing is made of.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 19, 2018 10:48 AM (CPk0
Oh, of course it will. It's just kind of interesting to see what it took to get the Left to actually get angry at a nation of Muslims.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (MIKMs)
If only for Nancy Travis. As an aside , she has aged very very well.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (s9DTK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (LISuA)
Huck summarizes just about everything in thirteen words.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (fiGNd)
Pretty much, and it's everywhere. Government, corporations, schools.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
It should look like this: pbs.tw___
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 19, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
It would be hard to believe they don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (efC8N)
Oh, and I multiplied that by six, to adjust for the number of straws that I may have missed in my initial survey.
/Plastic straw activist
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (nBr1j)
Oh, and I multiplied that by six, to adjust for the number of straws that I may have missed in my initial survey.
/Plastic straw activist
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (wPiJc)
A straw poll?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
It should look like this: pbs.tw___
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:50 AM (HiDrR)
That's a feature, not a bug. Use caps for IMG.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM (efC8N)
Hmm. Need to go find the linkage to the original twatwaffle's claim of "billions and billions" of straws - admitted that said claim was made up, as is was more than the total global production of straws...
But hey, science!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
Furriners can be amazingly obnoxious in the US. In both cases it's a matter of misleading vividness -- you see the obnoxious ones, and nevee notice the others. Even if you deal with both groups.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 19, 2018 10:52 AM (M8s/7)
Posted by: Eco Warrior at April 19, 2018 10:52 AM (ZpfqO)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85q88ft
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (7LY+6)
Why is all this plastic junk ending up in the ocean? Do countries ship their trash out to sea and dump it?
Do cruise lines have some kind of contest to throw plastic straws and q-tips overboard?
Or is this the euro greens version of Parkland, hysteria over an isolated incident that could easily be prevented?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (m0lmR)
My mistake. Austin lost the election for President of Texas to Sam Houston. He was its Secretary of State.
On the lighter side, he was educated at Transylvania University and Bacon Academy, per wikipedia ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:54 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:51 AM
~~~~~
Thanks, AOP. After the third attempt I figured it must have had something to do with the letter sequence, so I was hoping one of you smart computer types would clue me in!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (HiDrR)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85q88ft
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (HiDrR)
thanks for posting that, and you're right , it's a sniffle.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (wPiJc)
If you use straw data, you can get any result you want.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (wPiJc)
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I thought it felt warmer in here all of a sudden.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (oMtOd)
It's OK. Glad you learned something good. Here, have a Whataburger...
*coils up rope*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:55 AM (7LY+6)
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I only know that it pales in comparison to the number loiterers dying from lack of access to restrooms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (HiDrR)
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That's really sweet. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (oMtOd)
One of the local stores here has taken to providing coffee stirrers wrapped in cellophane. Why, I have no idea, as others in the same chain offer the same stirrers nekkid and wothout cellophane.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (hKi6n)
Why is all this plastic junk ending up in the ocean? Do countries ship their trash out to sea and dump it?
Do cruise lines have some kind of contest to throw plastic straws and q-tips overboard?
Or is this the euro greens version of Parkland, hysteria over an isolated incident that could easily be prevented?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (m0lmR)
I think all the plastic goes down a chain from consumer to garbage company to landfill to third world country to river and down to the sea or something. Seriously, somebody ran an analysis and much of the plastic going into the ocean seems to go down the Ganges first.
Posted by: joncelli, Secret Puppeteer at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (RD7QR)
One of the local stores here has taken to providing coffee stirrers wrapped in cellophane. Why, I have no idea, as others in the same chain offer the same stirrers nekkid and wothout cellophane.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (pNxlR)
Germophobe clientele?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Eco Warrior at April 19, 2018 10:52 AM (ZpfqO)
80s/90s: all grocery stores should use plastic instead of paper bags! For the environment.
Today: All grocery stores should get rid of plastic bags! For the environment.
Posted by: Mainah at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (CClpm)
Posted by: CN at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (5gaNQ)
See, it's a conspiracy!!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (7LY+6)
had cataract surgery. Keep us apprised. I suspect there's folks here
who gonna be dealing with that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 10:49 AM (Zdm89)
Yes. On Tuesday. Big reveal was yesterday. Eye seems to be fine. I can see to drive, and also can read the PC screen with it, not using glasses. Have my reading glasses on for the other eye, and they actually make the vision from my right eye (the one done) blurry. I am going to buy a couple of pairs of dollar store readers, and make a pair with a strong lens on the left side, and a weak one on the right.
With my regular contact lens in the left side, I can see fine to drive. Go in for the left side surgery in June. Procedure took about 15 minutes, done under local anaesthetic. Not painful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:57 AM (efC8N)
Posted by: DanMan at April 19, 2018 10:58 AM (XTiHL)
/Math-challenged straw activist
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (hKi6n)
The reenactment in Lexington is pretty cool to watch. I went a bunch of times as a kid.
Posted by: Mainah at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (Boy/L)
http://bit.ly/titan-kate
(Dang - had this done 1/2 hr ago, but had problems uploading it. Now it's willowed and I'm 'way behind.
Oh, well, wasn't that great anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker says oops at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Winston at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (wgCUV)
Yeah. Turns out something like 80 percent of the trash in the oceans comes from 10 places on the planet.
None of them are in the First World. Go figure, huh?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)
coffee stirrers wrapped in cellophane. Why, I have no idea, as others in
the same chain offer the same stirrers nekkid and wothout cellophane.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (pNxlR)
I hate that. I usually just use the still-wrapped stirrer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (efC8N)
So some poor schlub in Minot, ND is penalized?
Sounds legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 10:59 AM (2ifxQ)
I've been sayin' it all along!
Haven't I been saying it???
I've been saying it is well past time for some common sense coffee stirrer controls!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2018 11:00 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2018 11:00 AM (7LY+6)
And all the human feces.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 11:00 AM (NWiLs)
I may have missed it this morning but I would be remiss not to mention
that today marks the anniversaries of the Battles of Lexington and
Concord. The Powers That Be attempted to seize munitions of private
citizens. It was, in the parlance of our times, quite divisive. In fact,
triggering.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2018 10:56 AM (hKi6n)
Back then they might have also made a totem out of a Hogg's head. Like a viking Nidstang.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 19, 2018 11:00 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky
4th Grade History Report:
The Brits tried to seize our weapons.
We shot their asses off.
The end.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 11:01 AM (2ifxQ)
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Almost certainly. I expect that I am oversensitive to it abroad, because here they would simply be another obnoxious person, but overseas, they become a personification of Americans in general, whether it is true or not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2018 11:01 AM (nBBdT)
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And they say the right wing isn't violent!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 11:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Hence the white haired lady we always knew.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 19, 2018 11:02 AM (m0lmR)
The Brits tried to seize our weapons.
We shot their asses off.
The end.
-
We were also mad about taxes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 19, 2018 11:03 AM (/qEW2)
You'll never guess what happened.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2018 11:03 AM (wPiJc)
You'll never guess what happened.
Posted by: Muldoon
His eye. Out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 11:04 AM (2ifxQ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294582/
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 10:27 AM (LiyEm)
We may not have reached Peak Stupid, but I can see it from here.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 11:05 AM (xjiRE)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85q88ft
Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2018 10:53 AM (HiDrR)
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Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 11:05 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Dali would have had one side collapsing with a waterfall and all the boats pouring out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 11:06 AM (2ifxQ)
Yep, saw that too. Going back the mid 70s I never knew her without white hair.
Posted by: DanMan at April 19, 2018 11:06 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 11:07 AM (2ifxQ)
choose a better design titans!
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2018 11:07 AM (eaoOY)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 19, 2018 10:44 AM (czkHE)
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President of the Republic of Texas. Good one!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 10:45 AM
See #284, gentlemen. Stephen Austin lost the race to Sam Houston.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2018 11:07 AM (ctuyM)
You'll never guess what happened.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Heh, heh. I know. Little Ralphie started wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Scut Farkus at April 19, 2018 11:08 AM (5OO3x)
Have you noticed Far East tourists, in either North America or in Europe? I can see matching but certainly not surpassing their obnoxiousness.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 19, 2018 11:10 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Of course it's art.
It's just bad art.
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