The Morning Rant

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"So when Chick-Fil-A first opened a location in New York City, the idiot mayor Bill de Blasio called for a boycott. Seriously? Whoever heard of a mayor declaring war on a newly opened business in his own town? Before now, I mean. It didn't used to be like this. But now, everything is nuts. It's like we've been slammed right in the middle of Heinlein's Crazy Years, and the next thing you know, de Blasio will be eating a clay sandwich on the steps of City Hall. Better that, apparently, than Chick-Fil-A."



Crushing The Patriarchy:

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Because We Need To Counter Made-Up Bullshit With More Made-Up Bullshit:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Now read this thread:




Deus Vult, Y'all!

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:20 AM




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1 First!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2018 11:13 AM (i0ykY)

2 At work, too. BooYAH!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2018 11:13 AM (i0ykY)

3 In before somebody!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 16, 2018 11:14 AM (xBSm0)

4 I could eat some Chick-Fil-A.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:15 AM (1ISKN)

5 If I looked up and saw that straddling me I would choke myself to death.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

6 I bet not one of those sanctimonious SJW, woke asshats would do that for some Haram restaurant.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2018 11:16 AM (i0ykY)

7 Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 16, 2018 11:16 AM (xBSm0)

8 Here

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:16 AM (3g90J)

9 So when Chick-Fil-A first opened a location in New York City, the
idiot mayor Bill de Blasio called for a boycott. Seriously? Whoever
heard of a mayor declaring war on a newly opened business in his own
town?



The voters got what they asked for.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (mpXpK)

10 PRAISE THE HATE SHAKES *Chicken Intensifies*

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (XMDuf)

11 I bet she is easy. And still a virgin.

Posted by: tbodie at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (9B5L1)

12 Don't worry, fat girl. No man is going to die because he is beneath you.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (Pz4pT)

13 chick-Fil-A has great bathroooms

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (5y11N)

14 Ride Like the Wind, fatty.

Posted by: Christopher Cross at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (KkTvt)

15 Snowing.
Apparently, it's January 106th.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 16, 2018 11:18 AM (xBSm0)

16 When I see a hashtag on a T-shirt, am I supposed to go tweet something?

What is the protocol here?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:18 AM (1ISKN)

17 >>Chick-Fil-A first opened a location in New York City, the idiot mayor Bill de Blasio called for a boycott.


If I were a Franchisee, I would have filed suit against him.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:18 AM (KkTvt)

18 Ride Like the Wind, fatty.
Posted by: Christopher Cross at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (KkTvt)

Ain't no sail big enough for hervto ride the wind.

Posted by: tbodie at April 16, 2018 11:18 AM (9B5L1)

19 Who doesn't hate it when they eat tasty chicken in a clean environment, served by mostly White clean-cut teenagers with a mostly White clientele. Yuk! Give me two black sows fighting or rival gangs shooting the place up anytime. Now, that's diversity we can applaud!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (9BLnV)

20 She's hot!

Posted by: Rosie O at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (r9UYA)

21
OK, let's see the New Yorker magazine say those same things about islam.

Go ahead. I double-dog dare you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (GdWl+)

22 Why is the really ugly ones who wear the dumbest shirts?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (U+nHb)

23 Good way to die: Melania Trump in the saddle.

Bloody awful way to die: I can't even say it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

24 Now the left also wants to boycott Starbucks because of something black

Getting tiresome

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (5y11N)

25 I wish we had a chick filet here. We have KFC and Bojangles. Bojangles is OK but KFC s*cks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (mpXpK)

26 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

27 Does that t-shirt come in a women's Medium?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (1ISKN)

28 I bet that "gal" wonders why men don't like her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (U+nHb)

29 I wonder if the stupid is so strong in fat woman that she actually paid money for that billboard she is wearing.

Posted by: tbodie at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (9B5L1)

30 So the New Yorker thinks it's an infiltration when Christians come to New York. Do they think Christians aren't already there?

Posted by: biancaneve at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (A/iod)

31 First place my wife took me this morning after my colonoscopy was to Chick-fil-a. Chicken egg and cheese bagel was perfect, just like my colon.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (O1mg4)

32 Is it against the rules in NYC to provide invariably polite and friendly service?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (nBr1j)

33 It's sad that the only avenue fat, ugly girls think they have is feminism.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (U+nHb)

34 Gender conscious responses to climate change:

1. When it snows, he'll be shoveling the sidewalks/driveway.
2. When it rains, he'll be changing the tire you flattened.
3. When it's cold, he'll be scraping the windows.
4. Before it gets hot, he'll be clearing the debris from the AC unit.
5. When the leaves start to fall, he'll be rakin'.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (Pz4pT)

35 Among the zillion tone deaf things in the article is the guy's premise that Chik-fil-A doesn't belong in NYC while he describes a line snaking out and down the street and sandwiches being sold every 6.4 seconds.

Clearly, New Yorkers are showing their disapproval by queuing up and handing over their money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

36 We used the bathroom @ CF & didn't buy nuffin'. Didn't get thrown out. WTF?!

Posted by: Two Men of Color at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (JHwDP)

37 Is it against the rules in NYC to provide invariably polite and friendly service?

It's the fear that a new trend will start.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:22 AM (3g90J)

38 What is a gender conscious response to climate change?

Colder winters mean you should be aware of the plight of male shrinkage during exposer to low temperatures?

These people spend a lot of time on such silly (non) problems.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

39 "Crushing the patriarchy"
I'll bet her mother is so proud.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (U6XUk)

40 I think that's Trigglypuff's more attractive Aunt...

Posted by: Timon at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (NTM5E)

41 Now why did that make me think of transgender polar bears?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (1ISKN)

42 38 What is a gender conscious response to climate change?

Colder winters mean you should be aware of the plight of male shrinkage during exposer to low temperatures?

These people spend a lot of time on such silly (non) problems.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)


Pale Hambeasts become Paler and Hambeastier in the cold.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (XMDuf)

43 hate shake
hate shake
this is how you
shake the hate
Eat Chik'n!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (hMwEB)

44 38 What is a gender conscious response to climate change?

Colder winters mean you should be aware of the plight of male shrinkage during exposer to low temperatures?

Should women start freezing their balls off?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (nBr1j)

45 >>So the New Yorker thinks it's an infiltration when Christians come to New York. Do they think Christians aren't already there?


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'D THINK HE'S NEVER MET ONE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (W+vEI)

46 After the outright silliness yesterday on the 'serious' political shows, is everyone waiting for the hot gossip about Cohen's client list?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (MIKMs)

47 "Apparently, it's January 106th."

Hilarious. We somehow were blessed with a few more days of Spring.

Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (XTiHL)

48

The fat girl,, yeah, I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (mPeei)

49 Beverly Crusher sure has let herself go.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (/qEW2)

50 I write separately to call attention to this Court's threat to American democracy. What really astounds is the hubris reflected in today's judicial Putsch.

I'll have the Chicken Club with the Waffle Fries.

Posted by: Zombie Nino at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (Ndje9)

51 It didn't used to be like this. But now, everything is nuts.

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Putin predicts global 'chaos' if West hits Syria again...

Dude, worse than now? I don't think so.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

52 Death by snu snu!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (QQ+il)

53 Dear Mayor DeBlasio,

I hear self immolation is an effective way to protest things like climate change.

While I'm waiting, here's a BOD.
**********

The last time that fat chick rode a dick, it had Made In China stamped on it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (0ogQG)

54 39 "Crushing the patriarchy"
I'll bet her mother is so proud.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (U6XUk)

When her teacher said "Crush the Patriarchy", she didn't mean "Balloon up to Defensive End size and literally sit on them".

...or shit, maybe she did.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (XMDuf)

55 On, now I get it. I thought she talking about riding horses.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 11:25 AM (FJXGr)

56 Joke's on her, any man banging her already wishes he was dead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:25 AM (1ISKN)

57 >> bet that "gal" wonders why men don't like her.


Nah bro, this is her pre-emptively keeping men away; she hates them and is proud to show it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI)

58 I wonder if the stupid is so strong in fat woman that she actually paid money for that billboard she is wearing.
Posted by: tbodie at April 16, 2018 11:20 AM (9B5L1)


Free, with a year's subscription to the magazine "Xanax Monthly."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:25 AM (Pz4pT)

59 What is a gender conscious response to climate change?


That was my first thought. I'm not sure I understand what a gender conscious response is in general means.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 16, 2018 11:25 AM (rdl6o)

60 "25 I wish we had a chick filet here. We have KFC and Bojangles. Bojangles is OK but KFC s*cks."

Reminds me of the news story where a resident of N.O. was being interviewed after Katrina and the interviewer said "I heard over 30 of your church's have been flooded wand will have to be rebuilt!" and she replied "yeah, dat's said but we still got plenty a Popeye's so it ain't so bad."

You can't prove it's not true!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (k1TUh)

61 Breaking: FEC is being sued because they knew about and ignored $84M worth of Scankles' money laundering to avoid campaign finance laws.


http://tinyurl.com/yan9hppm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (mpXpK)

62 >>24 Now the left also wants to boycott Starbucks because of something black

I love it.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

63 So Commie Comey's wife and daughters all wanted Hillary to be Prez and they marched in the Womens march? Can you say pussy whipped?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (O2RFr)

64 Christian Hate
Man Hate
White Hate
(real) Science Hate
Patriot Hate
American Heritage Hate
Border Wall Hate
"Drain the Swamp" Hate

I'm sensing a pattern in how the left operates.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (bT8Z4)

65 Women start getting cold at like 70 F, so they should want global warming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (1ISKN)

66 I had to look up the article Why We Need Gender Conscious Responses To Climate Change because I hate myself.

I was also curious to know what a "gender conscious response" would entail.

Of course the only "gender conscious response" I could find in the article was to include women on the planning committees, and to educate women.

Stand back, y'all, I'm stunned by the heavy duty thinking here.

Here's an actual quote from the article:
"It's not only because it's a good thing to include women or whatever, it's also just beneficial to have women involved."

--Atti Worku, next-level intellect

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (iv0p7)

67 54 39 "Crushing the patriarchy"
I'll bet her mother is so proud.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 11:23 AM (U6XUk)

When her teacher said "Crush the Patriarchy", she didn't mean "Balloon up to Defensive End size and literally sit on them".

...or shit, maybe she did.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:24 AM (XMDuf)

And now you see why there is a MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) movement...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (NgKpN)

68 Whoa! MacAfee says that site is risky.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (roQNm)

69 I wonder if the New Yorker writer so triggered by Chic-Fila's "creepy Christianity", even realizes that the owner of his favorite falafel stand favors throwing gays off roofs....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7uYFy)

70 Is it against the rules in NYC to provide invariably polite and friendly service?

It's the fear that a new trend will start.

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And thereby destroy the entire NYC culture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

71 did i miss the part where chik fil a employees forced liberal assholes to go there at gunpoint? never mind, it's new york. i don't give a shit. asshole of the universe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (KP5rU)

72 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydhbpa4j

But who's gonna unplug the toilets?

Posted by: Hambone at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (t8Jwc)

73 >>Gender conscious responses to climate change:

1. When it snows, he'll be shoveling the sidewalks/driveway.
2. When it rains, he'll be changing the tire you flattened.
3. When it's cold, he'll be scraping the windows.
4. Before it gets hot, he'll be clearing the debris from the AC unit.
5. When the leaves start to fall, he'll be rakin'.
- - - -


Otherwise known as "male privilege."
I'm thinking whatever that article is about, it's focused on how women, gays, and transgenders are hardest hit. Just a wild guess...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

74 59 What is a gender conscious response to climate change? "

Shriek like a little girl at the very thought.

and then there's the trangendered lawyer response, which is to out yourself as a flaming homosexual. Literally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh)

75 Crushing The Patriarchy

#Crazy?IGotYourCrazyRightHere

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (kLBhp)

76 >>Comey's wife and daughters


A woman let that creepy dude dump a load in her?

If women had more self respect, this workd would be a better place.



Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:28 AM (KkTvt)

77 Crushing The Patriarchy

Yeah, I'll bet the gentlemen are lining up to get under that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2018 11:28 AM (kLBhp)

78 --Atti Worku, next-level intellect
Posted by: bonhomme


I surrender. I know when I'm outmatched.

Posted by: HAL at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (wW03z)

79 What is a gender conscious response to climate change?


Nippy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (QQ+il)

80 I don't see how we vote our way out of this.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (7ZVPa)

81 Women start getting cold at like 70 F, so they should want global warming.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (1ISKN)


No, they start getting cold around 95F.

Posted by: Freezer Joe, Cereal Killer at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (Pz4pT)

82 James Comey's pastor has clearly never preached about the mortal danger presented by self righteousness.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (nBr1j)

83 This could be the beginning of a split in the Dem's coalition of the aggrieved. They seem pretty oblivious to just how popular Chick Fil-A is in the African-American community.

At some point, a critical mass of African-Americans will have to realize that democrats have sold them out in favor of teh gheyz, just as they are already selling teh gheyz out to the muzzies

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (Er9Tf)

84 69 I wonder if the New Yorker writer so triggered by Chic-Fila's "creepy Christianity", even realizes that the owner of his favorite falafel stand favors throwing gays off roofs....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7uYFy)

Yeah, but he thinks it's ok when they do it, as long as they save him for last.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (XMDuf)

85 Whoa! MacAfee says that site is risky.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (roQNm)


I don't read Twitter.com without all my browser shields up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (y87Qq)

86 Why do so many fat chicks feel compelled to wear clothing that announces they are fat?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (fqUgw)

87 Nevermind. I looked up "gender consciousness", and it's the usual misandry.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (rdl6o)

88 When Chik-fil-A came for the atheists, I said nothing because I am not an atheist.

When When Chick-fil-A came for the LGBT I said nothing because I am not a LGBT

When When Chick-fil-A cam for the Muslims I said nothing because I am not a Muslim (although I admit I smiled a little)

When Chick-file-A came for the communists I said nothing because I am not a communist (Actually I broke out in wild cheers)

Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (MxEKc)

89 Climate change: women and minorities hardest hit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

90 The womyn with the disturbing t-shirt message thinks The Craft is a real how-to video to witchcraft and neromancy...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (OTUGn)

91 Freezing your Ballsoff sounds Russian--danger, danger, call Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)

92 "25 I wish we had a chick filet here. We have KFC and Bojangles. Bojangles is OK but KFC s*cks."
---------------------------------------------------------

When I was a kid, KFC was sold out of Gino's, a hamburger franchise started by an ex-football player.
My father would bring a bucket home every two weeks or so and it was the greatest.
They definitely tampered with the Colonel's recipe, cause it tastes like shit now.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (7uYFy)

93 Come to think of it, CSI did a show about a fat girl crushing a guy.

It was not supposed to be inspirational.

Link is real.
http://bigfatblog.com/node/899

Posted by: tbodie at April 16, 2018 11:31 AM (9B5L1)

94 You can bone fat chicks cowgirl style. Really works the glutes!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Sexpert at April 16, 2018 11:31 AM (i1vHQ)

95 I don't read Twitter.com without all my browser shields up.

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Make it so!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

96 Bloody awful way to die: I can't even say it.

Posted by: joncelli,


Does it start with H ?

And end in ic ?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 11:31 AM (3g90J)

97 Gender conscious responses to climate change:

1. When it snows, he'll be shoveling the sidewalks/driveway.
2. When it rains, he'll be changing the tire you flattened.
3. When it's cold, he'll be scraping the windows.
4. Before it gets hot, he'll be clearing the debris from the AC unit.
5. When the leaves start to fall, he'll be rakin'.
- - - -


Otherwise known as "male privilege."
I'm thinking whatever that article is about, it's focused on how women, gays, and transgenders are hardest hit. Just a wild guess...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)


No doubt. A bunch of apartment dwellers who have no idea sidewalks don't shovel themselves, and AC units need maintenance.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Pz4pT)

98 Jerusalem, Jerusalem, you who kill the prophets and stone those sent to
you, how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, and you were not willing.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 16, 2018 11:33 AM (2Mnv1)

99 Bandersnatch - you are not superfluous. Maybe one lawyer in a 1000 knows about 18 U.S. Code 242. There are millions of laws - nobody knows all of them. Seriously tell her. All of those Connecticut laws can vanish as instantly as all the other Jim Crow laws vanished. 18 USC 242 is the law that made them vanish - it has simply been forgotten since nobody has had to use it since the 1950s.

Here is quote from my FBI complaint letter:

Part of the problem is that 'gun control' - which started - for all
practical purposes - as Jim Crow laws taking guns away from former
slaves - has been going on so long that most people take it for granted
that it has a legal basis. In fact, it has none. It is a distinguishing
characteristic of the Jim Crow laws that their claimed ability to
suppress the rights of individuals, was a fiction created out of whole
cloth by bigots as a means to an end. No constitutional authorization
existed to serve as a foundation for those laws - and that includes gun
control laws.



Posted by: An Observation at April 16, 2018 11:34 AM (BQLUP)

100 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)

101 In the future, all restaurants will be Chick Fillet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 16, 2018 11:34 AM (QQ+il)

102 "It's not only because it's a good thing to include women or whatever, it's also just beneficial to have women involved."
--Atti Worku, next-level intellect

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:26 AM (iv0p7)


But that statement means... nothing. Nothing at all. Good heavens, it's completely stupid.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 11:34 AM (xlCXC)

103 92 My father would bring a bucket home every two weeks or so and it was the greatest.

They definitely tampered with the Colonel's recipe, cause it tastes like shit now.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (7uYFy)

BION the best KFC I have ever got fried chicken from was in Castro Valley, CA. The worst one was right here in SC. I'll never forget the time I went to work just after starting here and said the KFC here was crap. They all laughed at me. "We could have told you that" was the common refrain. They then told me the best fried chicken in town was Yogi Bear which I had never heard of before.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

104 Oh yeah, during the Salem Witchcraft Hysteria... one poor guy who was accused was crushed slowly by rocks to make him confess. He never did.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:35 AM (OTUGn)

105 So many weird lefty memes....

How do they keep all the oddities straight in their heads? I was at a dinner on Saturday night, hosted by a crazed lefty woman and her long-suffering husband. She was going full tilt boogie on the anti-Trump theme when suddenly she surprisingly criticized the choice of Mueller as Special Counsel. In her opinion, there were "gender considerations" that should have dictated (hehe) a different choice. That sure is a weird wall there, built brick by brick in her her pointy little head.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 11:35 AM (rBnYq)

106 I love how they simply can't note that a Chik-Fil-A will be opening up and give arguments as to why this is/is not a bad thing. Instead they've got to give you cues on how you ought to feel. It's "creepy". It's an "infiltration". I thought the New Yorker was for sophisticated readers. Wouldn't they feel insulted at such crude attempts at manipulation?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:35 AM (/qEW2)

107 Rass has PDT at 51% approval today.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (r9UYA)

108 >>"It's not only because it's a good thing to include women or whatever, it's also just beneficial to have women involved."


Are we fucking?
Because.

If we're fucking, I am gonna agree.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (KkTvt)

109 Fat Girl should try a gender response to "climate change", instead of her sadistic anger/dominatrix fantasy.
Now that we went past Gore's tipping point, long cold winters are coming. Get a fat girl now, and let her be on top ... for warmth.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (bT8Z4)

110 De Blasio is the definition of cuck. I believe that one of his goons aka Deputy Director was caught with others in an SUV with loaded guns, knives, and lotsa marijuana.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (oiNtH)

111 104 Oh yeah, during the Salem Witchcraft Hysteria... one poor guy who was accused was crushed slowly by rocks to make him confess.

We will, we will, ROCK YOU!

Posted by: Puritans at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (wW03z)

112 Chick-Fil-A is OK.. I don't "get it", I guess.. but the ones they have opened up around here always have a very long line at the drive ups and parking lot full. (except on Sunday, of course!)

I love waffle fries, but theirs have a kinda weird cardboard taste to them.. doesn't taste like potato!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (so+oy)

113 Oh yeah, during the Salem Witchcraft Hysteria... one poor guy who was accused was crushed slowly by rocks to make him confess. He never did.


Two words only he gave them: More.Weight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (QQ+il)

114 In my dream, Chik-fil-A starts selling 32oz sodas and brings the resulting fine / closure all the way to the SC if necessary .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (s9DTK)

115 Why is the really ugly ones who wear the dumbest shirts?

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Because ugly is attracted to stupid?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

116 Someone the other day suggested that the national divorce should be along Christian lines. I'm not one, but I told alex that I'm good with tools and don't mind carrying heavy stuff so could I be a roadie and she said yes.

So, I'm coming with y'all. Anybody got anything that needs fixed or carried?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (fuK7c)

117 I wish we had a chick filet here. We have KFC and Bojangles. Bojangles is OK but KFC s*cks."
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When I was a kid, KFC was sold out of Gino's, a hamburger franchise started by an ex-football player.
My father would bring a bucket home every two weeks or so and it was the greatest.
They definitely tampered with the Colonel's recipe, cause it tastes like shit now.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (7uYFy)


Last time I tried KFC, the batter tasted like flour. Even if the chicken parts didn't look/feel like cheep rubber, it would have been inedible.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (Pz4pT)

118 104 Oh yeah, during the Salem Witchcraft Hysteria... one poor guy who was accused was crushed slowly by rocks to make him confess. He never did.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:35 AM (OTUGn)


Clearly a fanatic.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (CPk08)

119 There's a Chick-Fil-A across the street from FOX News.

Line is out the door most times.

Sadly I brown bag it most days and I think I've only ate at Chick-fil-a once or twice.

Tasty food with a side of Christian goodness.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (UfMVm)

120 Why do so many fat chicks feel compelled to wear clothing that announces they are fat?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (fqUgw)

Because it's easier to take pride in weakness rather than turning down a mudpie or going for a brisk walk.

Posted by: Chase at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (RbV5J)

121

I imagine the final scene from Fail Safe and smile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (IqV8l)

122 the only Popeyes nearby is in a really sketchy neighborhood, with no drive thru.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (hMwEB)

123 71 did i miss the part where chik fil a employees forced liberal assholes to go there at gunpoint? never mind, it's new york. i don't give a shit. asshole of the universe.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 11:27 AM

My eldest son has been in NYC for about five years. He liked/hated it at the same time. For the first time he is talking about leaving (with as much money as he can haul out) and living in the woods or beach when he exits. All the BS about culture, cosmopolitan atmosphere, etc is gone. His mom has said all along he's been lying and it is all about the money and now he admits it.

Posted by: Lester at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (LfJIn)

124 76 >>Comey's wife and daughters

A woman let that creepy dude dump a load in her?

If women had more self respect, this workd would be a better place.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:28 AM (KkTvt)

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I lol'd

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (U+nHb)

125 33 It's sad that the only avenue fat, ugly girls think they have is feminism.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (U+nHb)

Avenue to what, exactly?

Posted by: sinalco at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (yODqO)

126 An Observation, have your run your legal theory/strategy by anyone at the Second Amendment Foundation or NRA legal section? Just curious.


Seems that the civil rights-based litigation in both firearms and illegal alien areas has been vastly under-utilized. Election integrity, too.


Civil rights laws have been used for frivolous or pernicious purposes for decades - why not for worthy ones?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (QDnY+)

127 If I looked up and saw that straddling me I would choke myself to death.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Her favorite position is reverse girlcow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (vUFR0)

128 some ppl are switching to mewe from fb

I forgot about mewe
I'm there as Vi M is anyone cares to connect

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (hMwEB)

129 112
Chick-Fil-A is OK.. I don't "get it", I guess.. but the ones they have
opened up around here always have a very long line at the drive ups and
parking lot full. (except on Sunday, of course!)



I love waffle fries, but theirs have a kinda weird cardboard taste to them.. doesn't taste like potato!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 11:36 AM (so+oy)

You can not even get to the door here on any restaurant on Sunday after 11:30 am.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

130 I was at a dinner on Saturday night, hosted by a crazed lefty woman and her long-suffering husband. "


I think I know the reason I don't get invited to dinner parties by those types of people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (k1TUh)

131 A new Chick-fil-A open here in upstate NY with no problems last week. People lined up over night to get the once a week free meal, for a year. Of course the local Gannett paper had to remind their few readers that it is run by some Christian group and they are closed on Sunday. didn't seem to make the crowds care what the paper said. But it opened in suburbia, I'm sure if it had been in the city, the black mayor would have got a protest going.

Posted by: Colin at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (2YYzn)

132 The money spent by folks like this on offensive T-shirts would be better spent on a gym membership.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 11:39 AM (7ZVPa)

133 If Chik-Fil-A started selling 32 oz drinks with pictures of little 1991's on the cup, that would hit the trifecta of NYC hate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 11:39 AM (rBnYq)

134 Now the left also wants to boycott Starbucks because of something black



Getting tiresome

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 11:19 AM (5y11N)


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Weren't they safely writing gay bathroom stuff on consumers' cups so that college dropouts could put knowledge to people on their way to corporate offices?

Huh. I wonder why that type of behavior won't be applied here?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 11:39 AM (LV5XU)

135 125 33 It's sad that the only avenue fat, ugly girls think they have is feminism.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (U+nHb)

Avenue to what, exactly?
Posted by: sinalco at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (yODqO)


Validation.

Yes, it's retarded. But that's what it is about.

Some of that lot neeeeeeed validation like a zombie neeeeeeds brains.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 11:40 AM (CPk08)

136 They definitely tampered with the Colonel's recipe, cause it tastes like shit now.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 11:30 AM (7uYFy)


========

From 11 herbs and spices to 11 herbs and scheisses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

137 >>Her favorite position is reverse girlcow.

Death by flatulence.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)

138 133 If Chik-Fil-A started selling 32 oz drinks with pictures of little 1911's on the cup, that would hit the trifecta of NYC hate.
===============

fat-fingered typing error there, I guess

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 11:40 AM (rBnYq)

139 83 This could be the beginning of a split in the Dem's coalition of the aggrieved. They seem pretty oblivious to just how popular Chick Fil-A is in the African-American community.

They are also oblivious how unpopular gay victimhood is in the African-American community.

At some point, a critical mass of African-Americans will have to realize that democrats have sold them out in favor of teh gheyz, just as they are already selling teh gheyz out to the muzzies

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 16, 2018 11:29 AM (Er9Tf)


Trouble is, I've been hearing this for nearly three decades, that one of these days the AA community will realize that they're just being used by the Democrats. But they haven't broken ranks, yet, so I don't know what it's going to take.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 11:40 AM (xlCXC)

140 Snowing.
Apparently, it's January 106th.


Posted by: Roland THTG at April 16, 2018 11:18 AM (xBSm0)

Just commenced snowing here. Springtime in Alberta. Did somebody write a song about that? Why yes, I believe Ian Tyson did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb1tcVxi34Y

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (vUFR0)

141 The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xgbq7u

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (iv0p7)

142 De Blasio is the definition of cuck. I believe that one of his goons aka Deputy Director was caught with others in an SUV with loaded guns, knives, and lotsa marijuana.
=======

Guns with serial numbers filed off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (vg8iE)

143 guessing lesbian by lack of options

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (oGRue)

144 Imagine Trump's approval rating - with an economy like this and nothing perceived as icky having happened otherwise - with an actual press.


On CFA, my main question: when do the peach shakes start? It always moves around, and is the main thing we focus on. Best thing ever sold out of a fast food joint in history.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (QDnY+)

145 Avenue to what, exactly?
Posted by: sinalco at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (yODqO)

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Bitterness. Hate. T-shirts about hating men. Pussy hats. Abortion.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (U+nHb)

146 106 I love how they simply can't note that a Chik-Fil-A will be opening up and give arguments as to why this is/is not a bad thing. Instead they've got to give you cues on how you ought to feel. It's "creepy". It's an "infiltration". I thought the New Yorker was for sophisticated readers. Wouldn't they feel insulted at such crude attempts at manipulation?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:35 AM (/qEW2)


Oh, that's the worst. And if you dare ask them "but why?", they'll just say "The fact that you even have to ask is proof enough that you are The Enemy and You Must Be Eliminated!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (XMDuf)

147 By refusing to confess to the false charges and dying, he denied the accusers the opportunity to seize all his property and kick his family out.

And people think civil asset forfeiture is a recent thing... Lyndsay Davis even wrote a whole Didus Falco novel about them in Rome called The Accusers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (OTUGn)

148 I sort of remember reading that someone found the original KFC recipe being used as a bookmark or something similar. And yeah, it used to be much better than it is today. Same as Krispy Kreme.

I'm sure it was the transfat uselessness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 11:42 AM (LV5XU)

149 121

I imagine the final scene from Fail Safe and smile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (IqV8l)

--

The matador!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 16, 2018 11:42 AM (oGRue)

150 Drudge says an Iowa town is shooting feral cats, and illustrated the link with a little kitty picture.

That'll get some clicks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 11:42 AM (rBnYq)

151 >>67 And now you see why there is a MGTOW (Men Going heir Own Way) movement.

She's way over MLW. Better watch your sink rate on approach and flare the hell out of her before touchdown

Posted by: bananadream at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (9VhQH)

152 Gotta run, but WTFF with "leaks" of info from the Cohen raid??


Aren't such disclosures extremely illegal, and don't they also endanger any legal process they're used to pursue? WTF?


Even confirming investigations is unusual - but leaking confidential info seized in a f***ing raid is not a nukyler deal??

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (QDnY+)

153 All I can think of is that video where the zookeeper gets his head stuck in the end of a rhino.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (yL25O)

154 The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xgbq7u

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (iv0p7)

Who is the FBI director now? Are heads going to fucking roll for these leaks?

Posted by: Timon at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (NTM5E)

155
Trouble is, I've been hearing this for nearly three decades, that one of these days the AA community will realize that they're just being used by the Democrats. But they haven't broken ranks, yet, so I don't know what it's going to take.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Another mythical backlash which never arrives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)

156 I imagine the final scene from Fail Safe and smile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:37 AM (IqV8l)


The matador!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (xlCXC)

157 141
The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices
=====================

They started leaking two hours after the raid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM (rBnYq)

158 >>>76 >>Comey's wife and wife's daughters

A woman let that creepy dude Paolo dump a load in her?

If women had more self respect, of The Paolo this workd world would be a better place.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:28 AM (KkTvt)
_________
FIFY

Posted by: The Paolo at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM (i1vHQ)

159 Two words only he gave them: More.Weight.
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Because if he had 'confessed' his family would have lost their property.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM (MIKMs)

160
But that statement means... nothing. Nothing at all. Good heavens, it's completely stupid.


How were womyn excluded in the first place?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM (GdWl+)

161 @148

Once all of the fast food restaurants stopped using beef tallow and lard to fry their food all the food they serve tastes like chemical shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM (UfMVm)

162 Growing up in Southern CA we had Chicken Delight. They would deliver and their drivers had to wear a hat with a plastic chicken sticking out of the top. I always felt kind of sorry for them but it was BBQ chicken and wonderful.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)

163 I bet the fat girl doesn't get engaged in a lot of flirtation. Unless there's the odd guy with a fat fetish who said he's take her challenge

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (nBr1j)

164 Travelled to VA for a wedding this past weekend. Stopped at a Chik Fil A twice - loved the place and the staff. They were yugely busy and yet still got the orders out quickly.

Great place.

Posted by: tonypete at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (p+4lN)

165 Another mythical backlash which never arrives.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:43 AM (IqV8l)

Along with those "historically conservative" hispanic immigrants, amirite?

Posted by: Timon at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (NTM5E)

166 Validation, that is all the Deimoscrat leadership has been peddling. "Elect me and I'll give you all the validation you want and fight those icky people who say you gotta stand up on your own and grow up."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (OTUGn)

167 Now I'm hungry.


Posted by: Roland THTG

You're a chubby-chaser, Roland?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (VBKy9)

168 Once all of the fast food restaurants stopped using beef tallow and lard to fry their food all the food they serve tastes like chemical shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 11:44 AM

Yep. I don't even order fries anymore at those places. They have a weird after taste. Thank goodness the gubmint is looking out for us all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (kTQeF)

169 DeBlasio nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (toi7g)

170 >> I bet the fat girl doesn't get engaged in a lot of flirtation.


Well no.

If you tried to chat her up you would get a hernia.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (KkTvt)

171 Honestly I can picture some guys approaching fat girl with a "here, hold my beer," approach.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (nBr1j)

172 162 Growing up in Southern CA we had Chicken Delight. They would deliver and their drivers had to wear a hat with a plastic chicken sticking out of the top. I always felt kind of sorry for them but it was BBQ chicken and wonderful.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)


I wonder when they went out of business? I remember their radio jingle:

"Don't cook tonight,
Call Chicken Delight!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 11:46 AM (xlCXC)

173 Along with those "historically conservative" hispanic immigrants, amirite?
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Oh, but they're so fertile!

Posted by: Yeb! at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (vg8iE)

174 I believe the top two grossing Chik-Fil-A's in Houston are owned by the same Jewish guy. And I'm told it is not typical to be awarded two in the same city.

Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (XTiHL)

175 Drudge says an Iowa town is shooting feral cats, and illustrated the link with a little kitty picture.

Drudge can DIAF. If you didn't get your news from JJ and Vic, you don't need to know it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (kqsXK)

176 >>The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xgbq7u
- - - - -


Useless information to the Russia collusion investigation. Just salacious insider gossip.

I like that the tweet's responses are uniformly outraged that this was seized in the first place and then leaked so dang quickly.

I don't know how this all will end, but I don't think they - Mueller, Dems, MSM - understand how much they are revealing about *themselves* not Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

177 OMG! A restaurant is clean and friendly and has good food. This cannot stand! Run them out of town! (I wonder where they found nice people in NYC?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (kTQeF)

178 Sure is creepy getting really good fast food in a clean restaurant.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 11:48 AM (9tO1t)

179 I had forgotten about their jingle.....we really loved their food

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:48 AM (oiNtH)

180 166 Validation, that is all the Deimoscrat leadership has been peddling. "Elect me and I'll give you all the validation you want and fight those icky people who say you gotta stand up on your own and grow up."


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (OTUGn)


Sadly, it's a lot easier to run on "Revenge and Free Shit" than it is "Get your shit together and find a way to make enough damn money to get ahead on a mortgage, you freeloaders!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (XMDuf)

181 It's weird, I would have said Coulter and Drudge were very pro Trump before the election (just my opinion) and immediately after the election they both went (Coulter verbally, Drudge in print and pics) against him. Did I miss something?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (U+nHb)

182 Journalism is one of the few professions where being brain-dead stupid, incomprehensibly insular, illiterate and incompetent is a pathway to success.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (nBr1j)

183 It's sad that the only avenue fat, ugly girls think they have is feminism.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:21 AM (U+nHb)



It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)

184 141 The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xgbq7u
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (iv0p7)

That didn't take long. It's all revenge and goading from here on out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

185 If you tried to chat her up you would get a hernia.

Apparently I flirt wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (iv0p7)

186 Actually, I think that's a rather funny shirt the heavy woman is wearing. Better than the shirt one the other heavy girl was wearing-"No, honey; You're not prettier than I am-just thinner."

I really think this has to do with presentation. There was a lovely, heavy woman who visited the congregation yesterday,-Mother of the woman getting married. Nicely done, understated makeup, shining hair in a pretty style, smile that could light up a room, nice manner about her, sparkly top that set off her hair and complexion. She looks younger than she is and apparently is quite successful in her work. I don't look at her and think "Oh, heavy woman" (Maybe other people do.) I think "What an attractive and pleasant woman."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (tpDAe)

187 Truth in advertising!

If the guy isn't crushed he might choke on his own vomit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (pw+jk)

188 Now the left also wants to boycott Starbucks because of something black

Getting tiresome

Posted by: Nevergiveup
..............
Well, I gotta tell ya.. that was pretty egregious treatment those two black guys got.. they were sitting waiting for a guy they were meeting.. Starbucks asked them to leave and when they didn't, they called the cops.. who took them away in handcuffs!

White dudes with their laptops sit for hours and hours at Starbucks all across the country.. I see a homeless guy at the local McD's who is there at night and still there in the morning!

Yes.. black groups are making a really big thing out of it.. never let any incident get wasted, as they say!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (so+oy)

189 It's sad that the only avenue super-highway-Autobahn fat, ugly girls think they have is feminism.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (VBKy9)

190 178 Sure is creepy getting really good fast food in a clean restaurant.
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 11:48 AM (9tO1t)


--------

Exactly, the whole thing is insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (U+nHb)

191
Growing up in Southern CA we had Chicken Delight. They would deliver and their drivers had to wear a hat with a plastic chicken sticking out of the top. I always felt kind of sorry for them but it was BBQ chicken and wonderful.


Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)



They went to hell after they merged with Pizza Man

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (lKyWE)

192 @168

Instead of just frying them in the beed tallow, they have come up with a multioil concoction, it contains hydrogenated soybean oil to fry their food.

They all put other kinds of chemicals to approximate the beef tallow flavor of fries of old.

It's garbage now.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (UfMVm)

193 On behalf of MN and WI, here is a snow rant:


https://tinyurl.com/ybp4m6la

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM (sjdRT)

194 >>>Oh, but they're so fertile!
Posted by: Yeb! at April 16, 2018 11:47 AM (vg8iE)
________
The Paolo saw pictures of your "partner". This is one of these new American "gay marriages" yes?

Posted by: The Paolo at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM (i1vHQ)

195 I hadn't had KFC for a really long time. Had some a few days ago. My problem is that the menu was confusing. I picked one of the meals and it turned out to be tenders not drumsticks or breast as I wanted, and yeah, it was anemic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2)

196 Twerpinfueher Hogg is set to announce another boycott on the eastern front.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM (pw+jk)

197
Is it against the rules in NYC to provide invariably polite and friendly service?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem


The unions will bust your head if you do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM (BWL+E)

198 Ate at a Chick-fil-A just this past Friday.

They have the best shakes, it's like Michael J. Fox made the sundae for you himself.

Posted by: Blanco at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (QGdDN)

199 Chik-Fil-A's customer service is awesome. Why go to a friendly, delicious and clean place to eat when there are so many rat-infested greasy spoons in NYC to choose from?

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (oiNtH)

200 If the FBI is leaking stuff, I think Trump's other lawyers ought to man up with additional security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (tpDAe)

201 I think this CFA nonsense would have made for a good Seinfeld episode. If they would have had the courage to do it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (nBr1j)

202 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)


**smishes AtC**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)

203

Heavy woman, walking down the street
Heavy woman, the kind I'd like to meet
Heavy woman, I don't believe you, it must be true
No one can look as good as you

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

204 An Observation, have your run your legal theory/strategy by anyone at
the Second Amendment Foundation or NRA legal section? Just curious.


The process of doing that was started 10 days ago.

Posted by: An Observation at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (BQLUP)

205 Journalism is one of the few professions where being brain-dead stupid, incomprehensibly insular, illiterate and incompetent is a pathway to success.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (nBr1j)



There's also the law.

Then there's legal analysts (Dershowitz excepted, of course) who hit the singularity of idiocy.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (dEQP3)

206 "feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism."
followed by
"So tired of Christians and their persecution complexes"

Danielle Hould @PrincessPajamas



Can you even READ , you fat, mooing sometimes-dancing cow ???


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (2wOtx)

207 And all these years we've been led to believe that it was Colonel Sanders who was a member of the pentaverate before he went tits up.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (dd9Kh)

208 OK, now tell the paper to do In and Out burger. CBS News even reported online (Suprising facts about your favorite fast food chains) that In and Out prints Bible verses on all of it's products: cups, burger wrappers, etc. Where is the outrage? How dare In and Out preach?

Sometimes it's just a tasty chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Tass at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (0Q1T/)

209 They have the best shakes, it's like Michael J. Fox made the sundae for you himself.

Posted by: Blanco at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (QGdDN)

I feel bad but I did LOL on this one...

Posted by: Timon at April 16, 2018 11:53 AM (NTM5E)

210 The corrupt FBI also leaked info within 24 hours of the raid of a GOP donor's business with lawyer Cohen too.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (VBKy9)

211
Chik-Fil-A's customer service is awesome. Why go to a friendly, delicious and clean place to eat when there are so many rat-infested greasy spoons in NYC to choose from?
Posted by: Cheri


Do you not crave vibrant diversity?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (IqV8l)

212 Remember two years ago when Starbucks told their baristas to "Start a conversation on race" with all their customers? Now they're in the crosshairs for being "white supremacist".

When will corporations learn that it is IMPOSSIBLE to be "woke enough" for the current crop of progressives. Pissing the right off is a piss-poor short term strategy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (toi7g)

213
Our local grocery store chain (Publix) makes better fried chicken than KFC and has been doing so for years. Even their rotisserie chicken is awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (GdWl+)

214 So they're weren't a shit ton of fat, ugly gals at the "Women's protest" about Trump?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (U+nHb)

215 I take top sometimes and haven't crushed a man yet.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (pw+jk)

216
They all put other kinds of chemicals to approximate the beef tallow flavor of fries of old.
=====

What bugs me is that unless they are right out of the deep fryer, the chemical smell and taste is overwhelming. Used to be able to eat cold fries or nuke them a little in microwave, but now even me with very little taste or discernment notices the nasty taste and texture.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 11:55 AM (MIKMs)

217 Austen Petersen (one of the Libertarian presidential candidates) had an interesting discussion with Gavin McInnes on his Get Off My Lawn show on the 2nd Amendment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAjj8VWeH2M

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 16, 2018 11:55 AM (aVYsC)

218 I take top sometimes and haven't crushed a man yet.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (pw+jk)
============
I have.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 16, 2018 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

219 I don't watch TWD, but I kind of realized why people on zombie shows are stupid and make dumb decisions.

A zombie show where people rationally maximized their chance of survival by isolation, avoidance, and common sense wouldn't actually be very entertaining.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2018 11:55 AM (O7MnT)

220 She could be the new female Bond. She's in bed with an enemy spy, rolls onto him, and smothers him to death. Then casually says, "So sorry I had to do that. I really had a crush on you".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

221 The special election for an Arizona House seat is in a statistical dead heat in the final week of the race, according to a poll released on Monday.

A poll from Emerson College found physician Hiral Tipirneni (D) narrowly leading with 46 percent, compared to former state Sen. Debbie Lesko (R), who is at 45 percent - well within the poll's margin of error.
-TheHill

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)

222 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.

I don't assume anything about you. Just go by what you say. You give quite a positive impression.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (tpDAe)

223 When will corporations learn that it is IMPOSSIBLE
to be "woke enough" for the current crop of progressives. Pissing the
right off is a piss-poor short term strategy.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 16, 2018 11:54 AM (toi7g)

Tell me about it...Stock down to 32 from 50 a year ago...

Posted by: Ed Stack at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (NTM5E)

224 I have always found it's tough for a woman to be on top when she is tied up.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (VWsDy)

225 The land for Trinity Church was purchased in 1696 and St. Patrick's in 1810.

The Infiltration has been going on longer than we feared!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 16, 2018 11:57 AM (Ndje9)

226 I bet Danielle Hould @PrincessPajamas has never had the opportunity to crush a man.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 11:57 AM (2wOtx)

227 Then there's legal analysts (Dershowitz excepted, of course) who hit the singularity of idiocy.
=====

As far as I can tell, in the cheap seats of course, Jonathan Turley is also attempting rational analysis. Very rare these days.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (MIKMs)

228 On behalf of MN and WI, here is a snow rant:


https://tinyurl.com/ybp4m6la
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 16, 2018 11:51 AM

Amen to that!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (kTQeF)

229 Our family rule has always been "Don't pick her up if you can't pick her up"!

Posted by: Herve at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (nWc4E)

230 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)

None of us regard you as fat and ugly. Hawt and Rubenesque.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (vUFR0)

231 We just paid a shit-ton of taxes. But hey the Phoenix teachers got a 20% raise
(for the children), and we don't have any kids. I hope we see a 20%
increase in results.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (o7tuA)

232 The girl who's about to win the Boston marathon has really nice legs. So was the girl who was leading for the first half of the race.

Quite a coincidence.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

233 Benbrook, TX - A Texas father's afternoon visit to a local park prompted a police response, after a woman alleged that the man's pro-gun Warrior 12 shirt was making other parents uncomfortable, police said.

-
And in Texas, too. Shockingly, the police didn't arrest him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

234 I dare Heather Nauert to crush me. #ifHeDiesHeDies

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (sjdRT)

235 and good morning.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (o7tuA)

236
The land for Trinity Church was purchased in 1696 and St. Patrick's in 1810.


It's a long march comrade

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 16, 2018 11:59 AM (lKyWE)

237 Rush sounds like he's going to be en fuego today.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)

238 234 I dare Heather Nauert to crush me. #ifHeDiesHeDies
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (sjdRT)

============

You and every other red blooded American male. Good Lord she's pretty.

Posted by: Jackal at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (vhH5h)

239
off old new nic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (lKyWE)

240 Not sure what kind of oil they use, but Portillo's here in the Chicago area have some really good tasting crinkle cut fries.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (so+oy)

241
Twerpinfueher Hogg is set to announce another boycott on the eastern front.

Yeah, on 4/20.

Like, dude, I sorta like to do your little walkout thingy, but I gotta know, will there be some primo ganja in the courtyard afterwards? Maybe some nice hydro? Are the cops cool with it?

Oh, and like, man, like, what time does it start man?

I'm, um, asking for a...ah, a somebody...I think.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (GdWl+)

242 In hoc chikin vinces

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

243 No one goes to In-and-Out or Chik-Fil-A anymore. They're too crowded.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (c/EDo)

244 They have the best shakes, it's like Michael J. Fox made the sundae for you himself.

Bravo, this is world class dark humor.

There's something special about an organic shaking motion that simply can't be replicated by a mixer.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:00 PM (iv0p7)

245 I dare Heather Nauert to crush me. #ifHeDiesHeDies
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 16, 2018 11:58 AM (sjdRT)

What a way to go!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:01 PM (kTQeF)

246 230
It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.



Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)


Well I know you could clear things up for me if you would just show us your boobies. Just sayin'.

*locks, doors, pulls blinds, squeezes under bed*


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:01 PM (o7tuA)

247 Tina Turner FINALLY got the message and chose to live happily ever after in Switzerland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-l-SC9zFE

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 16, 2018 12:01 PM (EMi53)

248 >>There's something special about an organic shaking motion that simply can't be replicated by a mixer.

Shaking it over here boss.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)

249 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.



I don't assume anything about you. Just go by what you say. You give quite a positive impression.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (tpDAe)


Having had the pleasure of meeting Her Imperial Malevolence, I can tell you she is charming, lovely and funny. Bander is a very lucky fellow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)

250 I hope the women's prize money in the Boston marathon goes to one of the transgendered runners.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (nWc4E)

251 We found an pperatonal Friendly's Restaurant in Rehoboth Beach this weekend.

Just a few blocks from the Chick-fil-a.


Both had outstanding service.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (NfeOH)

252 Posted by: alexthechick

I know that I'm an insensitive jerk, my wife mentions it frequently, but if I have ever offended you, I apologize.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

253 Benbrook, TX - A Texas father's afternoon visit to a local park prompted a police response, after a woman alleged that the man's pro-gun Warrior 12 shirt was making other parents uncomfortable, police said.

Sue the bitch. Make her life a living hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)

254 Chick-Fil-A requires that their franchise owners work in the restaurants. I am surprise the Jewish guy got two. Must not be too far apart.

Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (sCN2W)

255 244. Indeed, that was well done.
But some there are what don't understand such humor. As Stalin said, 'Dark humor is like food - not everone gets it.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (fA1SL)

256 Phoenix teachers got a 20% raise

Do the teachers themselves actually get that raise? Or is it going to administrators and sport complexes?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (iv0p7)

257 Well, I gotta tell ya.. that was pretty egregious
treatment those two black guys got.. they were sitting waiting for a guy
they were meeting.. Starbucks asked them to leave and when they didn't,
they called the cops.. who took them away in handcuffs!



White dudes with their laptops sit for hours and hours at Starbucks
all across the country.. I see a homeless guy at the local McD's who is
there at night and still there in the morning!



Yes.. black groups are making a really big thing out of it.. never let any incident get wasted, as they say!





Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2018 11:50 AM (so+oy)

Sounds like a case of bad attitude to me. They said they were waiting on a friend. Did the friend ever show up? If one is going to hang in a coffee shop to await a friend, maybe buying a small cup of coffee would pay "rent" on the space until the friend shows up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vUFR0)

258 >>>>There's something special about an organic shaking motion

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rosie O's Vibrator at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (r9UYA)

259 There was a great meme I just saw that was next to the anti snow rant that Muad'dib posted. Comey. he'll prosecute Martha Stewart but not Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (kTQeF)

260
In response to the threat of anti-Catholic riots in New York, Archbishop John "Dagger" Hughes said, "If a single Catholic church were burned, the city would become a second Moscow," referring to the Russians scorched earth policy in 1812. No demonstrations were held.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (BWL+E)

261 Well I binge watched Usagi Drop on CrunchyRoll though the site crashed for a bit.

The artwork is simply a delight even as it shifts right in scene from us seeing Rin with her beautiful large expressive soft brown eyes looking at the world in wonder to squinty eyes of happiness. The backgrounds are often presented as watercolors.

As for the story; it will make you laugh, cry, and simply smile. You see this guy who is 30, a real go getter who works late and goes out drinking afterwards. His mother's father passes away at 87. At the funeral is a little girl the rest of the family is giving the stink eye to. Turns out his grandfather apparently had an affair and this girl is the result while the mother has run away. He gets mad at the rest of the family for how they are treating her and asks if she wants to stay with him.

So our protagonist is quickly thrust into the world of parenting. Finding a nursery then a school. Shopping and caring for a little girl who is working through grief and abandonment issues. His focus in life changes because of Rin, he no longer wants to go out and party and decides to ask for a demotion just to give Rin a more stable home life with him.

At the end of one episode as he sits on the back porch looking up at the night sky he asks "Am I raising Rin or is she raising me?"

This is an older series from 2011 but I simply adore this adaptation. However, yes there is a catch, I will never read the manga the writer wrote when Rin turns 16 because it completely ruins things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:04 PM (OTUGn)

262 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.



Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)
=====================

The only assumptions I make about you is that you are very pro-Kluber and anti-political correctness.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:04 PM (rBnYq)

263 I was well known for my shakes too.

Posted by: Janet Reno at April 16, 2018 12:05 PM (nWc4E)

264 Remember two years ago when Starbucks told their baristas to "Start a conversation on race" with all their customers? Now they're in the crosshairs for being "white supremacist".

-
Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

265 Shaking it over here boss.

Cool Hand Luke quote, or tawdry attempt to get the ladies to look?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:05 PM (iv0p7)

266 Husky chicks try harder. And they're not afraid to grab a bite after.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2018 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)

267 There's something special about an organic shaking motion

Did someone ask for the special sauce?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (c/EDo)

268 Must not be too far apart.

He shape-shifted so corporate thinks he's actually two different guys.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (VBKy9)

269 >>Cool Hand Luke quote, or tawdry attempt to get the ladies to look?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (/tuJf)

270 >>Twerpinfueher Hogg is set to announce another boycott on the eastern front.

Yeah, on 4/20.



Eh, it may just be that he scheduled it on the same day because A] There will already be protests planned, events with proper paperwork already filed that he and his peeps can crash, and B] He can claim the weed protesters as also his attendees, assuring respectable participation numbers.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

271 <<263 I was well known for my shakes too.

Posted by: Janet Reno

I look up to you.

Posted by: Susan Collins (Spaz-ME) at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (r9UYA)

272 Just a reminder-If you would like a prayer request put on the ASHQ Prayer Circle please contact me at FenelonDirection18 (at sign) g mail.com. Prayer requests will be posted during the morning rant on Wednesday, so I need to receive them by Tuesday later afternoon EST. If you have written to me in the past day or so I have both busy and then ill and not able to respond. Sorry.

Glad to receive the prayer requests and thanks for praying, hordelings!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:06 PM (tpDAe)

273 However, yes there is a catch, I will never read the manga the writer wrote when Rin turns 16 because it completely ruins things.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:04 PM (OTUGn)

Oh dear, is it a Lord Genji catch?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (hMwEB)

274 Other people are making the Michael J Fox jokes now.

My Niche in the Horde has been usurped ;.;

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (XMDuf)

275 256
Phoenix teachers got a 20% raise



Do the teachers themselves actually get that raise? Or is it going to administrators and sport complexes?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:03 PM (iv0p7)

We'll see. I used to teach and tried to explain to the lib teacher that overrides will never get to the classroom. As you well know the money goes to admin. because thats just what we need. More gov. supervisors. But libs.... and they vote for Dems.every year. Whatev.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (o7tuA)

276 "Don't cook tonigh, call Chicken Delight!"

Posted by: son-of-ceviche at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (GmKca)

277 I just wanted to note, and I'm sure I'm not the first, but the "super professional, nonpartisan SDNY US attorneys?" Who raided Trump?

Aren't they the same ones, when told by the NY police that Weiner had classified docs from Hillary promptly decided ... to sit on it until after the election?

And only moved on it because the police threatened to expose them?

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HXr8M)

278 Shaking it over here boss.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)


Going blind here, boss.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:07 PM (xlCXC)

279 "If one is going to hang in a coffee shop to await a friend, maybe buying a small cup of coffee would pay "rent" on the space until the friend shows up."

That's the thing -- they didn't buy anything. So they got kicked out for the same reason they'd kick me out -- loitering.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 16, 2018 12:08 PM (3N7gh)

280 >>It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.
Posted by: alexthechick


I am assuming you are a hot 29 year old like the rest of us 'ettes. Oh, and with confirmed nice rack!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

281 In honor of the new Chick-fil-A:
The 2012 video of a guy berating a Chik-fil-A drive-thru employee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-jzlWcc0E

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 12:08 PM (U6XUk)

282 Rush sounds like he's going to be en fuego today.
Posted by: Under Fire
\---------

He's become increasingly aggressive recently. Let's just hope he keeps it up, and doesn't just throw the towel in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 12:09 PM (9tO1t)

283 NO more DAVID HOGG. Enter Starbucks, stage right....

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 16, 2018 12:09 PM (m7LQK)

284 >>>It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.


Can you make a Venn diagram so small that AtC doesn't fit it?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 12:09 PM (KkTvt)

285 Remember two years ago when Starbucks told their baristas to "Start a conversation on race" with all their customers? Now they're in the crosshairs for being "white supremacist".

I'm looking forward to the hordes of homeless hanging out in their lounges now they've signaled they're not kicking anyone out anymore.

Will they have to give bathroom code access too? If I remember correctly, every Starbucks in the cities had to put a coded lock on the bathroom to keep the homeless from doing their daily ablutions.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:09 PM (iv0p7)

286
I am assuming you are a hot 29 year old like the rest of us 'ettes. Oh, and with confirmed nice rack!

Posted by: Lizzy


She's also 6' 6".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 12:10 PM (BWL+E)

287 Daily Kos has a cartoon up suggesting the President wants to put Mueller on a spaceship and fire him into the sun, followed by the rest of the Deep State.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:10 PM (rBnYq)

288 286


I am assuming you are a hot 29 year old like the rest of us 'ettes. Oh, and with confirmed nice rack!



Posted by: Lizzy



She's also 6' 6".



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 12:10 PM (BWL+E)

..and loves her a good grilled manatee steak.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (o7tuA)

289 American Women wins the Boston Marathon
Japanese Man wins the Mens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (5y11N)

290 The guy that they were waiting to meet did show up while the police were there handcuffing them. Watching the left eat itself is amusing.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (oiNtH)

291 The 2012 video of a guy berating a Chik-fil-A drive-thru employee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-jzlWcc0E

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 12:08 PM (U6XUk)


Heh. Is that the guy who lost his job and another place wouldn't hire him because he made this video of himself being a dick for no reason to a Chick-Fil-A employee?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (xlCXC)

292 286 She's also 6' 6".


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2018 12:10 PM (BWL+E)

6'9".

Has to be taller than Jimmy Drama.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (XMDuf)

293 I am assuming you are a hot 29 year old like the rest of us 'ettes. Oh, and with confirmed nice rack!

Posted by: Lizzy

She's also 6' 6".



The nice rack has been confirmed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (fuK7c)

294 Voter Mom, not sure what you mean. But think of Woody Allen and Mia's step-daughter. Some think it was a tastefully done twist. I vehemently disagree.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:12 PM (OTUGn)

295 >>He's become increasingly aggressive recently. Let's just hope he keeps it up, and doesn't just throw the towel in.

That usually happens in October of election years. I'm sure he won't disappoint this year.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

296 >>..and loves her a good grilled manatee steak.



*stealthily steps away from Cannibal Bob*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

297 "Other people are making the Michael J Fox jokes now."

He makes them himself. Somehow I saw a clip of him with (I think) Larry David. MJF handed LD a Coke, LD opens it a little, to vigorous hissing: "Hey, did you shake this?!"

MJF: *strikes hands-out 'whadda ya expect' pose*

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 16, 2018 12:13 PM (3N7gh)

298 289 Japanese Man wins the Mens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:11 PM (5y11N)

With them short little legs? Wow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:14 PM (XMDuf)

299 >>6'9".


...with the afro.

Posted by: Fletch at April 16, 2018 12:14 PM (KkTvt)

300 American Women wins the Boston Marathon
Japanese Man wins the Mens


US men also got third and fourth. Must have been cold or something

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 12:14 PM (FJXGr)

301 I assume most 'ettes have the super power of "reach through the internet and kick your ass", but I'm pretty sure AtC is numero uno in that regard. So, I always ask for rack pics as politely as possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:15 PM (rBnYq)

302 298. They're wiry and sneaky, them sandal-wearing goldfish fanciers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 12:15 PM (fA1SL)

303 I don't assume anything about you. Just go by what you say. You give quite a positive impression.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 11:56 AM (tpDAe)



Thank you, Fenelon. That is very kind of you to say and means a lot to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:15 PM (dEQP3)

304 Daily Kos has a cartoon up suggesting the President wants to put Mueller on a spaceship and fire him into the sun, followed by the rest of the Deep State.

-
And they said the space program was a waste of money!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:15 PM (+y/Ru)

305 "Chick-Fil-A requires that their franchise owners work in the restaurants. I am surprise the Jewish guy got two. Must not be too far apart."

Probably less than 5 miles. He had a second one on Holcombe near the Medical Center that he traded for a newer one on 59/Kirby. His Meyerland store always has a line to Pasadena. Except on Sundays.

Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2018 12:16 PM (XTiHL)

306 ...maybe not. Results keep updating to earlier positions.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2018 12:16 PM (FJXGr)

307 262 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.



Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 11:49 AM (dEQP3)
=====================

The only assumptions I make about you is that you are very pro-Kluber and anti-political correctness.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:04 PM (rBnYq)


Gosh, all I had was short, fireball and raptor.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 16, 2018 12:16 PM (7UW64)

308 >>He makes them himself. Somehow I saw a clip of him with (I think) Larry David. MJF handed LD a Coke, LD opens it a little, to vigorous hissing: "Hey, did you shake this?!"



His performance on "The Good Wife" was great. He portrayed a lawyer with a health issue (not Parkinson's) who was constantly using it, all unfrozen caveman-like, to play the judge and jury like a fiddle.

"You may have noticed my jerky movements, but I want you to know I do not expect any special treatment form my [description of heart-breaking debilitating disease]" *humble smile*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)

309 Waiting for Godot at Starbucks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (IqV8l)

310 @277

Yep that's exactly how it went down.

Also fun fact:

At various times, Comey, Mueller and Phreet Bahrara headed up the SDNY.

What do all of those assholes have in common?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (UfMVm)

311 Thank you for all the kind words everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (dEQP3)

312 287 Daily Kos has a cartoon up suggesting the President wants to put Mueller on a spaceship and fire him into the sun, followed by the rest of the Deep State.

Sounds like a plan to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:10 PM (rBnYq)

Far more merciful than what I want done to them.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

313 American Women wins the Boston Marathon
Japanese Man wins the Mens
..........

How did the trannies do?

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (HgMAr)

314 302 298. They're wiry and sneaky, them sandal-wearing goldfish fanciers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 12:15 PM (fA1SL)

Bah. Must've been a Yakuza payoff.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (XMDuf)

315 Empress, still need an Emu in the Box delivery or two?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (OTUGn)

316 I wondered when Camera Hogg was going to pop up again as actual cameras have turned away from him. He teases that he will announce a new boycott this week. Ooooohhhhh. See Laura, this is why you don't issue apologies to leftist twerps. They will never be gracious and only use your apologies to validate their twisted world view.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (oiNtH)

317 Daily Kos has a cartoon up suggesting the President wants to put Mueller on a spaceship and fire him into the sun, followed by the rest of the Deep State.

What part of 'Make America Great Again' did they not understand?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

318 141 The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xgbq7u
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 11:41 AM (iv0p7)


So what is the Broidy Non-Disclosure Agreement?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (nvMvs)

319 311 Thank you for all the kind words everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (dEQP3)

I'm just appreciative you don't go berserk on us for all we've said about Lawyers.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (XMDuf)

320 My biggest flaw is that I don't care what your business is as long as you give me a paycheck. That's also my biggest asset, by the way.

Posted by: joncelli, because it's time to move on at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

321 What do all of those assholes have in common?

Who is Whitey Bolger for $2,000 Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (OTUGn)

322 The American girl who one the marathon is all choked up emotionally. It's sweet to see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

323 >>>198 Ate at a Chick-fil-A just this past Friday.

They have the best shakes, it's like Michael J. Fox made the sundae for you himself.
Posted by: Blanco at April 16, 2018 11:52 AM (QGdDN)

Took me a minute.
Go to your room.

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 12:19 PM (U6XUk)

324 The CFA just shows how long the memory of the left is. The owner when asked in an interview several years ago said that he thought marriage was between a man and a woman, which is when the left lost their shit. They cannot forgive nor forget the slightest deviation from their sacred dogma. Tenacious little buggers, they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)

325 No Kenyans?

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (gbWkA)

326 >>The American girl who one the marathon is all choked up emotionally. It's sweet to see.


Is it Shalane whatsername, the one who also won the NYC marathon a few months ago?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

327 If he dies it's cause he wants to

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (FZYNt)

328 DNC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

329 127
If I looked up and saw that straddling me I would choke myself to death.


Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Her favorite position is reverse girlcow.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 11:38 AM (vUFR0)

You people are cracking me up, and getting me hungry for some chikin!
continuing to catch up....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2018 12:21 PM (8iiMU)

330 325
No Kenyans?


Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (gbWkA)
======================
Yeah, what's that about!

Posted by: President-For Life Barack O'Bumbles at April 16, 2018 12:21 PM (rBnYq)

331
I'm just appreciative you don't go berserk on us for all we've said about Lawyers.

I've never thought of our Empress as a typical lawyer-type lawyer.

*resumes with the maintaining of the Royal Extension Cord of Delight*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 12:21 PM (GdWl+)

332 The market opens on the upside today.
Poor Dick's Sporting Goods, Inc. is down 1.5 percent.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 12:21 PM (r9UYA)

333 DNC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

what he's off Jews this week?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:22 PM (5y11N)

334 Is it Shalane whatsername, the one who also won the NYC marathon a few months ago?


No, Dez or Des somebody. (Desiree Linden, they just said). I think she's been placing for years but this is her first win and she's not young.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fuK7c)

335 >>DNC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections



Says the guy whose religion sees women as property. Buck up, Keith, Allah says you can have four wives, probably so you'll have a few spares should one die unexpectedly or be stoned to death!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

336 Drudge has a link that says Camera Hogg is threatening some new boycott.

Did somebody else say something mean that hurt his widdle feeeeeeelz?

Saw over the weekend that Hogg's boycott of Laura Ingraham's show is not working so well. Apparently the boycotted companies just switched their ad dollars to other Fox shows, and Ace Hardware said they'd been "misled" and reversed their decision to boycott Ingraham after all, so Fox isn't losing any ad money, and Ingraham is still on the air and doing fine.

But Hogg got a little taste of power and like a shark tasting blood in the water, he is circling back and trying to get more.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fqUgw)

337 And Chik-Fil-A is racist for insisting that people who come in must buy something or get out!

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:22 PM (7HtZB)

338 The American girl who one the marathon is all choked up emotionally. It's sweet to see.


Is it Shalane whatsername, the one who also won the NYC marathon a few months ago?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

I 'Think" this is her first ever Marathon Win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:23 PM (5y11N)

339 All those lying globs of slime bubbling to the swamp surface are snarling LIAR LIAR LIAR at each other.

Am expecting that Mount Rushmore faces will soon begin to smile.

Posted by: No Answers at April 16, 2018 12:23 PM (mrSl4)

340 One thing's for sure.

No German Doctor has ever asked the "If he dies, he dies" chick to snort cocaine off of his dick.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:23 PM (XMDuf)

341 >>No, Dez or Des somebody. (Desiree Linden, they just said). I think she's been placing for years but this is her first win and she's not young.


Ah, thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

342
So what is the Broidy Non-Disclosure Agreement?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 16, 2018 12:18 PM (nvMvs)



He's not allowed to tell people there's a big f-ing man eating shark in the bay

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 12:23 PM (lKyWE)

343 @322

It's about time we had a diverse winner of the Boston Marathon!!!

This Kenyan and Ethiopian hegeminy must end!!!!

WE SEEK EQUALITY FOR PEOPLE OF PALOR!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (UfMVm)

344 No, Dez or Des somebody. (Desiree Linden, they just said). I think
she's been placing for years but this is her first win and she's not
young.
===================

So, 29 and a half?

Good for her! Love to see her long time hard work pay off for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (rBnYq)

345 Fat girls put their weight into it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (s9DTK)

346 301-HuckFollywood, Dog Walker:

You want a picture of a rack? Here's a nice one:

https://tinyurl.com/ya9jql59

If you ask nicely I might posts pictures of good looking tits and hooters and some a$$es too. I have been known to do so. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (tpDAe)

347 Japanese Man wins the Mens

Yuki Kawauchi is an inspiration. He didn't manage corporate sponsorship in University and has had to pay his own travel, room, board, and race entry fees on a gov't salary. He ran 12 marathons last year and regularly gets around 2:09 - 2:14.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iv0p7)

348 She looks like she's in a parody Ramones cover band.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (7HtZB)

349 A chicken restaurant gives them the vapors? This is the crew that is suppose to be the resistance?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 12:25 PM (Dp6qK)

350 And Planned Parenthood kill lots of girls every weekday.

Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2018 12:25 PM (sCN2W)

351 "Dear guys, don't have sex with fat girls.
#Ifshecriesshecries"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (xJa6I)

352 Just remember this is the same 'resistance' who gave the world St. Pancake

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (OTUGn)

353 Dicks down 1.5%

Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Hd1yh)

354 Empress, still need an Emu in the Box delivery or two?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (OTUGn)


Hmmm, it's always good to maintain a strategic emu reserve.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (dEQP3)

355 Defiant Stormy Strips at Club Near Mar-a-Lago...

-
That'll show him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

356 It would be amusing if it weren't so infuriating all the Venns into which the Horde just assumes I fit that I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes

Venns, is that another name for the victory rack containment device?

Posted by: Todler at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (8D42x)

357 345 Fat girls put their weight into it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (s9DTK)


Ah, the Dolomite maneuver.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (xJa6I)

358 That girl's so skinny, how can she survive?

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (F65bY)

359 350 And Planned Parenthood kill lots of girls every weekday.

Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2018 12:25 PM (sCN2W)

And maybe that's how we should frame the argument.

"Just think about how many little girls you're not giving the chance to grow up into man-hating harpies who want to crush the patriatchy!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (XMDuf)

360 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (tpDAe)
===================

Fen, anytime you want to post a picture I'll happily study it closely. Even one with "slant arms", which the no-doubt Chinese manufacturer's marketing people might want to rewrite.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dog Walker at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (rBnYq)

361 Chick-Fil-A has a lot of things going for it. But the scarcity it creates by not being open on Sundays is business genius - though I know that is not the purpose behind Sunday closure. Its not the complete reason and primary reason for its success, but it is a big reason.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (sX1BW)

362 Defiant Stormy Strips at Club Near Mar-a-Lago...


So - she has her legs in the air as if she don't care. Again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (OTUGn)

363 353 Dicks down 1.5%
Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Hd1yh)

Was it cold?

(Tip the veal! Try your waitress!)

Posted by: joncelli, because it's time to move on at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (RD7QR)

364 357 345 Fat girls put their weight into it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (s9DTK)


Ah, the Dolomite maneuver.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (xJa6I)

That made my week.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (7HtZB)

365 I saw a guy who was about 5'6 and probably 300 lbs. He had a t-shirt on that said. "I beat anorexia".

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (kTQeF)

366

EM HATE SHAKE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mPeei)

367 324 The CFA just shows how long the memory of the left is. The owner when asked in an interview several years ago said that he thought marriage was between a man and a woman, which is when the left lost their shit. They cannot forgive nor forget the slightest deviation from their sacred dogma. Tenacious little buggers, they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)


I'm old enough to remember when President Barak Obama stated on national television that he was opposed to gay marriage.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (xlCXC)

368 Dicks down 1.5%

Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 16, 2018 12:26 PM (Hd1yh)

Down a lot more than that after seeing the Crushing The Patriarchy picture.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (aVYsC)

369 Mad Max was at it again yesterday -

"I believe that the President of the United States is perhaps the most despicable, the most deplorable human being that I've ever encountered in my life. He does not deserve to be President of the United States. I want him impeached. I don't want to wait until 2020. I think this country deserves better. He has no respect for our democracy."

Boy, these partisan hacks just can't get over FAB's loss.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (oiNtH)

370 DNC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections

=====

I assume he has data to back this assertion.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (zcSYk)

371 EM HATE SHAKE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mPeei)


Uh, wrong sock, I think.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (xlCXC)

372

*HIC*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (mPeei)

373 Mad Max was at it again yesterday -

------------

He's beyond unhinged.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

374 369 Mad Max was at it again yesterday -

"I believe that the President of the United States is perhaps the most despicable, the most deplorable human being that I've ever encountered in my life. He does not deserve to be President of the United States. I want him impeached. I don't want to wait until 2020. I think this country deserves better. He has no respect for our democracy."

Boy, these partisan hacks just can't get over FAB's loss.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (oiNtH)

Who's Mad Max?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)

375 371 EM HATE SHAKE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mPeei)

Uh, wrong sock, I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (xlCXC)

She's not been well.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

376 I'm old enough to remember when President Barak Obama stated on national television that he was opposed to gay marriage.
====

I was against it before I was for it!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (zcSYk)

377 328 DNC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

And yet Mad Maxine and Baba Yaga still live...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (XMDuf)

378
I saw a guy who was about 5'6 and probably 300 lbs. He had a t-shirt on that said. "I beat anorexia".

I saw a blind guy (replete with cane) at a biker bar once wearing a t-shirt that said, "Mom said if I kept doing it, I'd go blind."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (GdWl+)

379 Maxine Waters

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (oiNtH)

380 I believe the top two grossing Chik-Fil-A's in Houston are owned by the same Jewish guy. And I'm told it is not typical to be awarded two in the same city.

He prolly controls the weather in the Houston area and they dint wanna mess wit him.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (3g90J)

381 Who's Mad Max?

Maxine Waters

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:30 PM (iv0p7)

382
Uh, wrong sock, I think.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (xlCXC)
__________________________

Nah,, I suddenly felt compelled to join publicly with the wig...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (mPeei)

383 Thank you for all the kind words everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:17 PM (dEQP3)


**hugs**

It's OK. We all need comforting and bucking up some time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (kqsXK)

384 374 369 Mad Max was at it again yesterday -

"I believe that the President of the United States is perhaps the most despicable, the most deplorable human being that I've ever encountered in my life. He does not deserve to be President of the United States. I want him impeached. I don't want to wait until 2020. I think this country deserves better. He has no respect for our democracy."

Boy, these partisan hacks just can't get over FAB's loss.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (oiNtH)

Who's Mad Max?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)

I'm assuming Maxine Walters. Only that statement sounded too coherent for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

385 367 324 The CFA just shows how long the memory of the left is. The owner when asked in an interview several years ago said that he thought marriage was between a man and a woman, which is when the left lost their shit. They cannot forgive nor forget the slightest deviation from their sacred dogma. Tenacious little buggers, they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)

I'm old enough to remember when President Barak Obama stated on national television that he was opposed to gay marriage.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (xlCXC)

That was before he had all that flexibility. Yoga or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because it's time to move on at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

386 I like curvy women, notice I didn't say fat or obese. I think women who were famous actress and models from the 40's to the early 70's were the most attractive then. Now it seems like a race to see who can have the body of a stick figure. So that being said. Ashley Graham. I think there's way hotter plus size gals out there, I just think she's not very attractive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (kTQeF)

387 Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things. . . if for no other reason than they don't get it as often and have to make it count when they do.. . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (bB4HN)

388 364 357 345 Fat girls put their weight into it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 12:24 PM (s9DTK)


Ah, the Dolomite maneuver.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:27 PM (xJa6I)

That made my week.
Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (7HtZB)

*Fist Bump*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:32 PM (xJa6I)

389 If Maxine Waters, Hillary von Pantsuits, Debbie WashesherSchlitz, and Frederica whats-her-name ever had a joint wig-out, well even Shep's hair might get mussed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:32 PM (OTUGn)

390 I think Mad Max = Max Boot

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (toi7g)

391 12 Don't worry, fat girl. No man is going to die because he is beneath you.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 11:17 AM (Pz4pT)
*************
Bernie *cough*

Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (hTFxC)

392 That would be amusing, start a GoFundMe for a Strategic Emu Reserve.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (OTUGn)

393 387 Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things. . . if for no other reason than they don't get it as often and have to make it count when they do.. . .
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (bB4HN)

See, I try telling women the same thing in regards to comic book nerds, but no dice.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)

394 He does not deserve to be President of the United States. I want him impeached. I don't want to wait until 2020. I think this country deserves better. He has no respect for our democracy."

That's what I call a nuclear irony bomb.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (s9DTK)

395
Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things. . . if for no other reason than they don't get it as often and have to make it count when they do.. . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
______________

Yep that's Hillary in a nut shell...

Posted by: Huma at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (mPeei)

396 There is no such thing as gay marriage.

Never has been, never will be.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (UfMVm)

397 See, I try telling women the same thing in regards to comic book nerds, but no dice.
Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)


Well of course not, you need tabletop RPG nerds for those.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (y87Qq)

398 Growing up in Southern CA we had Chicken Delight. They would deliver and their drivers had to wear a hat with a plastic chicken sticking out of the top. I always felt kind of sorry for them but it was BBQ chicken and wonderful.


Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)



They went to hell after they merged with Pizza Man

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Did they name it Man Delight ?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (3g90J)

399 The fat one looks SOOOO smug. I just want to slap her face.

Posted by: no one of consequence at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (whMsz)

400 Who's Mad Max?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 16, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)

I'm assuming Maxine Walters. Only that statement sounded too coherent for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (xJa6I)


Yes, I was fooled by that, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (xlCXC)

401 365 I saw a guy who was about 5'6 and probably 300 lbs. He had a t-shirt on that said. "I beat anorexia".

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (kTQeF)

With a drumstick?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (Dp6qK)

402 The "NY Post" covered the Twitter war between Comey and Trump. Comey comments, "Trump is morally unfit to be President." I thought about writing a letter to the editor commenting about Hillary's lack of moral fitness to be President, but then just couldn't summon the energy to do so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (tpDAe)

403
Dicks down 1.5%

I was swimming. In cold water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (IqV8l)

404 Rinced Penis promises that the republican party will return to a more tradiinal role (of losing and stabbing their base in the back) I added the last part for accuracy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/ 2018/04/15/reince-priebus-gop-will-return- to-traditional-platform-after-trump-n2471086

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (9acFt)

405 **hugs**

It's OK. We all need comforting and bucking up some time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (kqsXK)


*hugs back*

Rush just mentioned that Hillary thought up until about 7-8 pm on election night that she was going to win and oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (dEQP3)

406 403
Dicks down 1.5%

I was swimming. In cold water.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (IqV8l)

Women don't know about shrinkage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (xJa6I)

407 294 Voter Mom, not sure what you mean. But think of Woody Allen and Mia's step-daughter. Some think it was a tastefully done twist. I vehemently disagree.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:12 PM (OTUGn)

yeah, same thing
I meant Genji adopting Murasaki as a child, molding her into his perfect woman, etc, in Tale of Genji

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (hMwEB)

408 AoP, thanks for linking that Ian Tyson song. Mom used to love Ian and Sylvia.

Posted by: joncelli, because it's time to move on at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

409 387 Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things. . . if for no other reason than they don't get it as often and have to make it count when they do.. . .
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 16, 2018 12:31 PM (bB4HN)


Actually, I think it's because they're afraid of losing the guy, so they'll do anything in bed he wants.

(It's usually the guy, not the girl, who wants to try new things in bed.)

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (xlCXC)

410 I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

"Uh Mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania won't come."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (OTUGn)

411 Well of course not, you need tabletop RPG nerds for those.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (y87Qq)

Give her the ol' Pork Sword of Thrusting +4 to hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

412 Will they have to give bathroom code access too? If
I remember correctly, every Starbucks in the cities had to put a coded
lock on the bathroom to keep the homeless from doing their daily
ablutions.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:09 PM (iv0p7)


---

Homeless men using the dainty little girls' restroom for homeless man gay sex is going to yield every bit of the schadenfreude you think it will.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (LV5XU)

413 >>404 Rinced Penis promises that the republican party will return to a more tradiinal role (of losing and stabbing their base in the back) I added the last part for accuracy.

I'm so glad PDT got rid of that little leaky fucker.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (r9UYA)

414 He had a t-shirt on that said. "I beat anorexia".

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (kTQeF)

I think that's rather funny too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (tpDAe)

415 Ms. Waters, no one, and I mean no one gives a shit about what you think. First off, you don't know the President personally to make the judgments that you have made against him - have "despicable" "deplorable".

The left in this country is terrified that under a Trump administration, the full info on Obama and Clinton will come out and it will be ugly. You would do anything to protect these criminal and serial liars, country be damned.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

416
I think women who were famous actress and models from the 40's to the early 70's were the most attractive then. Now it seems like a race to see who can have the body of a stick figure.

Blame Twiggy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (IqV8l)

417 405 Rush just mentioned that Hillary thought up until about 7-8 pm on election night that she was going to win and oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (dEQP3)

I'd like to think that Bill called her and said something obnoxiously smug.

Or maybe just "Hey Hill, how's my ass taste?".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (XMDuf)

418 yeah, same thing
I meant Genji adopting Murasaki as a child, molding her into his perfect woman, etc, in Tale of Genji
=====

Galatea?


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

419 EM WEAVE FOADY FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

420 (It's usually the guy, not the girl, who wants to try new things in bed.)

"You wanna put that WHERE ?"

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (3g90J)

421 >>>NC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections

Warren said that outlawing late term abortions was equivalent to letting women die on hospital floors. Dem leadership has an army of voters that will never question their hyperbole, and all they do is sit around thinking of new hyperbole.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (/qEW2)

422 @404

It's not as sinister or cuckish as it might seem.

All he's saying is that Trump is an outlier like Reagan was an outlier and that it will take decades for another like him to come along.

Surveying the GOP political landscape, he's absolutley correct.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (UfMVm)

423 Those guns weren't stolen. sheesh. We found them under a park bench.

Posted by: De Blasio Aide at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (hTFxC)

424 401 365 I saw a guy who was about 5'6 and probably 300 lbs. He had a t-shirt on that said. "I beat anorexia".
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:28 PM (kTQeF)

With a drumstick?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 12:34 PM (Dp6qK)


From a turkey.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (xlCXC)

425 oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick


--

That video would be banned in most countries due to violence, cursing, attempted physical assaults with furniture, and scatology.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (7ZVPa)

426 Actually, I think it's because they're afraid of losing the guy, so they'll do anything in bed he wants.

(It's usually the guy, not the girl, who wants to try new things in bed.)


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (xlCXC)

This is absolutely true. And the second comment is confirmation of your first.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (bB4HN)

427 Try our broccoli shakes. They're full of love.

Posted by: To-Fu-Filet at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (OKi1S)

428 422 @404

It's not as sinister or cuckish as it might seem.

All he's saying is that Trump is an outlier like Reagan was an outlier and that it will take decades for another like him to come along.

Surveying the GOP political landscape, he's absolutley correct.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (UfMVm)

If it's not sinister, it's sad.
The GOP has forgotten the face of their father.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (xJa6I)

429 420 (It's usually the guy, not the girl, who wants to try new things in bed.)

"You wanna put that WHERE ?"
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (3g90J)

C'mon babe, everybody's doing nasal.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

430 Her get on top, me have harpoon!

Posted by: Queequeg at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (QE8X6)

431 If that chick isn't barred from landing on Guam, then Why TF bother even having a government? Amirite?

Posted by: Hank at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (L6Zpd)

432 When you're triggered by a freaking chicken sammich, there really is no hope for you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (vtcmf)

433 Warren said that outlawing late term abortions was equivalent to letting women die on hospital floors. Dem leadership has an army of voters that will never question their hyperbole, and all they do is sit around thinking of new hyperbole.
====

I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.

Does anyone realize how petty and selfish these sound?

It just disgusts me.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (zcSYk)

434
AoP, thanks for linking that Ian Tyson song. Mom used to love Ian and Sylvia.

Posted by: joncelli, because it's time to move on at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

Glad you enjoyed it! And another winter storm is raging through. They are predicting a foot of snow for Calgary today. And I have to go there today, too. Guess I take the 4X4 Suburban, and not the 2WD pickup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (vUFR0)

435 >>The "NY Post" covered the Twitter war between Comey and Trump. Comey comments, "Trump is morally unfit to be President." I thought about writing a letter to the editor commenting about Hillary's lack of moral fitness to be President, but then just couldn't summon the energy to do so.



And also: who cares what Comey thinks?
Trump was legally elected, so the voters decided he was moral enough. Comey doesn't get to decide. The arrogance of this guy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

436 Galatea?


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

Pygmalion started with stone, not a kid.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (hMwEB)

437 432 When you're triggered by a freaking chicken sammich, there really is no hope for you.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (vtcmf)

Triggers my appetite.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

438
>>>NC Vice Chair Keith Ellison says "women are dying" because Democrats are losing elections

I thought the Democrats were crowing about winning elections?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (IqV8l)

439 C'mon babe, everybody's doing nasal.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

lol

If you haven't had elbow pit, you don't know what you're missing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (Dp6qK)

440 >>I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.

Does anyone realize how petty and selfish these sound?
- - - -
Bingo.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)

441 436 Galatea?


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

Pygmalion started with stone, not a kid.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 16, 2018 12:40 PM (hMwEB)

And none of them have happy endings.

The 'raise your own wife' scenario just doesn't work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (xJa6I)

442 >Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things. .


Nobody cares, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (KkTvt)

443 410 I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

"Uh Mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania won't come."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM (OTUGn)

Pennsylvania wasn't even breathing fast

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

444 (It's usually the guy, not the girl, who wants to try new things in bed.)

"You wanna put that WHERE ?"
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (3g90J)

C'mon babe, everybody's doing nasal.

Posted by: Insomniac


"What's Trianal "?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (3g90J)

445 I'd like to think that Bill called her and said something obnoxiously smug.

Or maybe just "Hey Hill, how's my ass taste?".
Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (XMDuf)


Oh yes. I so want it to have been Bill to be all PICK ME PICK ME I'LL TELL HER!

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (dEQP3)

446 Surveying the GOP political landscape, he's absolutley correct.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 12:38 PM (UfMVm)


If nothing else, Trump has shown the GOP(e) how to fight. Too bad they refuse to learn the lesson.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (xlCXC)

447 All he's saying is that Trump is an outlier like Reagan was an outlier
and that it will take decades for another like him to come along.
***
There is a lot of money in being the "alternative" boosters of leviathan. Not too much in tearing it down.

In the 90s and early 00s the left used blackmail (those FBI files came in handy...) to keep Republicans in line.

Now they've bought them off. In all the legal ways you can buy people off, of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (eSx+E)

448 433 Where do you live that has billboards like those? Move quickly.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 16, 2018 12:42 PM (AjNMO)

449 Dear fat girl, if you get on top..you die.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 16, 2018 12:43 PM (aMlLZ)

450 Boston effectively banned Chik-Fill-a by denying them building permits and bullying Northeastern University into canceling their lease. Shortly thereafter NU went from a center-left university to a far left UCLA/Columbia U clone.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 16, 2018 12:43 PM (N5dam)

451 Lizzy - his whole interview was like this. Preening how he is so committed to the truth, blah, blah. When someone has to constantly try to convince others that they are truthful, ethical, sincere.....they aren't.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

452 If that chick isn't barred from landing on Guam, then Why TF bother even having a government? Amirite?

We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at April 16, 2018 12:43 PM (vtcmf)

453 the most wilfully stupid public personalities , besides certain (incompetent and blustering) cult evangelists, would have to be Left judges. like Sotomayor. they use the bench as a means to enact policy.

Martinez here in Colorado needs to be disbarred. his ruling against Amendment 71 will get shredded, probably literally, in Federal court.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 12:43 PM (6o4iA)

454 If nothing else, Trump has shown the GOP(e) how to fight. Too bad they refuse to learn the lesson.
***
Most Republican elected officials do NOT want to win, if winning means scaling back leviathan.

They want to run it, not dismantle it.

And if the choice is emptying the trough or just getting a smaller share of it, they are perfectly happy with the latter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (eSx+E)

455 Where do you live that has billboards like those? Move quickly.
=====

Cleveland.

My personal favorite was "Abortion is sacred."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (zcSYk)

456 Dicks down 1.5%

I was swimming. In cold water.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (IqV8l)

Women don't know about shrinkage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:35 PM (xJa6I)

But that's why they are amazed later on.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (7uYFy)

457 The FBI is already leaking information they found in Cohen's offices.

...

This POS "investigation" is a fishing-expedition wrapped in a witchhunt all contained within the quivering bowels of the scorned-woman Democrat Party machine.

It's not about Justice. Never was.

It's about strategic embarassment, tactical shame, and weaponized discrediting and delegitimization of President Trump in retaliation for the Clenis impeachment and the Hillary loss.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (2wOtx)

458 440 >>I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.
Does anyone realize how petty and selfish these sound?
- - - -
Bingo.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)


Also desperate. Very desperate. Like they think their funding is going to be taken away from them.

To which I say:

Faster, please.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (xlCXC)

459 I think that's rather funny too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM

The guy owned it, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (kTQeF)

460 Why don't they put up billboards that say:

My baby was inconvenient so I killed it?

At least it would be truth in advertising.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (7ZVPa)

461 If you asked people on the left exactly how Trump is destroying democracy could they even define the ways that is being done? I don't think so. It's an ignorant, histrionic catch phrase like Joyless Behar saying, "Trump is just like the leaders of Russia, Syria and North Korea".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (tpDAe)

462 The GOP has forgotten the face of their father.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:39 PM (xJa6I)


Well spoken, sai!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (jjaLl)

463 would have to be Left judges. like Sotomayor. they use the bench as a means to enact policy.
***
If we had an opposition party they would be routinely impeaching judges that rule in ways clearly in opposition to the Constitution...but we don't.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (eSx+E)

464
I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my
career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.


---

In a way it's a shame there's not a wealthy individual or group that would put another billboard up near each of those that says "Thank you for killing your baby," "Thank you for ridding us of your offspring," "The taxpayers, police, and justice system thank you for killing that problem before he became ours" or something similar. See how/why they are outraged and how they defend it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (LV5XU)

465 The 'raise your own wife' scenario just doesn't work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 12:41 PM (xJa6I)


Grover Cleveland would disagree.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (kqsXK)

466 If we could only convince DeepState the world was ending and there was an escape vessel ready to take them to a new world so they could prepare to receive us Deplorables who were left behind....

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (e1mEI)

467 Voter Mom,

The twist is ten years later, turns out grandfather formally adopted Rin. She is in no way biologically related and decides she wants to spend her life with the man who raised her.

After reading about the twist, I can see the foreshadowing that happens in the anime. When other members of the family say Daikichi resembles the grandfather. Rin's only happy memories come from being cared for by the grandfather.

So the groundwork is there but I wish that path had never been taken because Rin, even with her issues, is a wonderful talented young girl who reaches out to a boy in nursery school with similar issues as her own. Kouiki's mom is divorced. I was really rooting for Daikichi and Kouiki's Mom to get together because in the anime they have such charming chemistry. But the writer had to go a drive a spike through it for a twist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (OTUGn)

468 scrunts that have abortions should have never been impregnated in the first place.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (KP5rU)

469 I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.

Does anyone realize how petty and selfish these sound?


Not Moo Moo. That obtuse bastard actually tried that one out on this fine site. Some female relation of his had an abortion that helped her career or some such rot.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (iv0p7)

470 Dicks down 1.5%


--

It's when they're up for more than 4 hours that you have to be worried.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (mk7Bj)

471
My baby was inconvenient so I killed it?

At least it would be truth in advertising.
====

My thoughts too.

Then I briefly fantasized about being able to kill anyone who inconvenienced me....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (zcSYk)

472 Trump is just like the leaders of Russia, Syria and North Korea".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


He's taller and he doesn't have BO.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (3g90J)

473 women die when parents do sex-selective abortions. that is just a fact. "pro choice" is bad enough but "pro choice if a girl" is clear evil.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (6o4iA)

474 oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick


This.

Like burning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (Tnhbr)

475 Rush just mentioned that Hillary thought up until about 7-8 pm on election night that she was going to win and oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

-------------

Imagine living in such a bubble.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2018 12:47 PM (sX1BW)

476 Being overweight for a woman is about the same as being short is for a man. It makes a broad swath of the opposite sex not interested.

However, one can always lose weight...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2018 12:47 PM (eSx+E)

477 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

Probably her latest SCOTUS pick and the gop(e) selling us out voting for a complete liberal. She would have had 3 picks by now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (+Dllb)

478 * cough *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (LNPd9)

479 Fat girls are better at sex and like to do freaky things.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

"Fat" is entirely subjective--to a point. There are "fat" girls who are fat in all the right places. Then there are zaftig girls and pleasingly plump. All have their charms.

But when you have a mountain of fat in a tee-shirt announcing it, it's lost all meaning....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (7uYFy)

480 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (OTUGn)

step-father, adoptive father, its still incest imo.
very ooky

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (hMwEB)

481 I think women who were famous actress and models from the 40's to the early 70's were the most attractive then. Now it seems like a race to see who can have the body of a stick figure.

Blame Twiggy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (IqV8l)
I think it is due in large part to the gay men running the fashion industry making models look like teen boys. that's the only people that look could be appealing to.

well, and maybe the old maid harpies who don't want a challenger to their "beauty".

Posted by: Todler at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (8D42x)

482

EM BROCCOLI FOADDY-FI!!!


Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (mPeei)

483 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

The chow in the detention center

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (5y11N)

484 I do believe Hillary was certin she was going to win,which makes me wonder why she canceled the fireworks she had planned.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

485 I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.

---------

Good. I'm glad we have finally moved beyond the facade of safe, legal, rare and it was a very difficult and tough choice to get right to heart of the matter. Abortion primarily allows women to escape the difficult consequence of their bad decision ... it also lets a lot of men off the hook too.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2018 12:49 PM (sX1BW)

486 I didn't know AtC needed a hug. That's what I get for just scrolling right to the bottom of the comments and right away just making some off the cuff boobie/manatee comment. I think AtC is a groovy groovy ette' and she's missed when she away... regardless of the damage she's wreaked on my hut with The Ravage.

*opens arms to Alex*

Coooome oooon let Bob give you a little squeeze.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:49 PM (o7tuA)

487 "Uh Mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania won't come."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM


Now you tell me.

Posted by: Intercourse, PA at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (ctuyM)

488 The chow in the detention center
====

What do you have against moss soup and pine cones?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (zcSYk)

489 well at least if she is on top she will get some exercise. the marshmallow on the original post needs it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (6o4iA)

490 My personal favorite was "Abortion is sacred."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:44 PM (zcSYk)


"Babies are scared."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (4o+ea)

491 Being overweight for a woman is about the same as being short is for a man. It makes a broad swath of the opposite sex not interested.

I have discovered, to my dismay, that one should not have a fetish for tall women when one can easily sneak under turnstiles without ducking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)

492 I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my
career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.
--------------------------------------------------------------

Don't think we are the only ones who notice the stupidity and evil in those sentiments.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (7uYFy)

493 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?
--

You mean in morse code on the walls of our cells?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (7ZVPa)

494 >>Rush just mentioned that Hillary thought up until about 7-8 pm on election night that she was going to win and oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.


I stayed up past 3am waiting for her concession speech. I thought she owed her supporters that, but she even failed that level of decency. And those of us who managed to vote Trump into office - as well as Trump - deserved it even more after all the nasty stuff she had said about him and the "deplorables."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)

495 oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick

It would be better than the Buddy Rich tape !

Google it ifn' ya don't know.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (3g90J)

496
The "NY Post" covered the Twitter war between Comey and Trump. Comey comments, "Trump is morally unfit to be President."


The last time democrats thought a man was morally unfit to be president he was trying to take their slaves away.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (lKyWE)

497 Peach Pie, Foady Fie!

Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair at April 16, 2018 12:51 PM (9B5L1)

498 I still think NYC convenience store should have sold 32oz drinks as a 4-pack of 8oz drinks. 4 straw holes in the lid, and a legal notice to change holes after 8oz, and they should be a-ok.

Posted by: Downcast at April 16, 2018 12:51 PM (mk9eQ)

499
Coooome oooon let Bob give you a little squeeze.....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:49 PM (o7tuA)


Uh. Huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:51 PM (dEQP3)

500 I keep seeing these billboards that say "My abortion saved my career." "My abortion saves my education." All kinds of nasty shit.


--

Some graffiti artist should fix that:

My ex-GF's abortion saved my career/education.
Then I married a sweet young virgin.
#Winning

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (hMwEB)

501 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?


I doubt Ace would still be in business. Free speech is on its last tired legs my friend. It had a good run.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (LOgQ4)

502 I think the hurricane is finally over. Good riddance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (/qEW2)

503 Then I briefly fantasized about being able to kill anyone who inconvenienced me....
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 12:46 PM (zcSYk)


Therein lies the answer to freeway congestion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (4o+ea)

504 That obtuse bastard actually tried that one out on this fine site. Some female relation of his had an abortion that helped her career or some such rot.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (iv0p7)

Adoption helps your career without killing a baby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (Dp6qK)

505 DeBlasio
Would keep them out
But good folks know
What they're about
~Chik fil A~

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 16, 2018 12:53 PM (P83tS)

506
I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?


The gruel

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 12:53 PM (lKyWE)

507 >>I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?


Tax increases, socialized medicine being implemented, how no one can afford electric/gas bill thanks to ne "green" regulations, brown-outs thanks to banning of all use of coal and fracking, open borders, another war somewhere, having to listen to the harridan's voice all the time...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

508 Rush just mentioned that Hillary thought up until about 7-8 pm on election night that she was going to win and oh oh I want the video of when she realized she wasn't going to win.
++++
The Lamestream Media diden't catch on till 10, 11 PM or were they lying through there teeth

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 12:53 PM (y3aQB)

509 499


Coooome oooon let Bob give you a little squeeze.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:49 PM (o7tuA)



Uh. Huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 16, 2018 12:51 PM (dEQP3)

Yep...I know. Story of my life. Great to see you kiddo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (o7tuA)

510 The gruel

Or the lack of it.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (3g90J)

511 501 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?


I doubt Ace would still be in business. Free speech is on its last tired legs my friend. It had a good run.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (LOgQ4)

=============

Ace said that he was going to become a Democrat if Hillary won. Better to be on the side doling out indulgences than on the receiving end of the whip.

I don't know how serious he was about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (aFMSC)

512 Here we go again.

The West Virginia Republican Senate primary between pro-Trump conservative firebrand, Attorney General Patrick Morrisey, and establishment favorite Rep. Evan Jenkins (R-WV) heated up last week, when Jenkins launched a series of factually incorrect attacks against Morrisey's wife related to her professional career.
-BB

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (r9UYA)

513 #don'tcrushmefatchick!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (o7tuA)

514 507 >>I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

- - -

Nothing, because this website would not be allowed to exist.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (72PAC)

515 I stayed up past 3am waiting for her concession speech. I thought she owed her supporters that, but she even failed that level of decency. And those of us who managed to vote Trump into office - as well as Trump - deserved it even more after all the nasty stuff she had said about him and the "deplorables."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)


You KNOW she was in no fit state to give a concession speech. I expect she was roaring drunk, throwing stuff, and swearing to make a sailor blush.

Put her in front of a microphone and TV cameras?

Uh, no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (4o+ea)

516 R. Lee Ermey died?

RIP

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (KkTvt)

517 There would have been no war if Hillary was elected.She quickly would have reached a deal with Putin giving him complete carte blanche and than crowed about it.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (LiyEm)

518 Murder committed during a Rape carries a death penalty, No?

Posted by: firefirefire at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (LVVMh)

519 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

Gub'mint home invasions in the dead of night.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

520 506. Pro tip: when in the camps, DO NOT eat the soup. Just pick out anything solid and dump the 'broth'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (fA1SL)

521 515
You KNOW she was in no fit state to give a concession speech. I expect she was roaring drunk, throwing stuff, and swearing to make a sailor blush.

Put her in front of a microphone and TV cameras?

Uh, no.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM (4o+ea)

==========

Uh, YES!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (aFMSC)

522 Ace said that he was going to become a Democrat if Hillary won. Better to be on the side doling out indulgences than on the receiving end of the whip.

--

I probably would have thrown in the towel as well.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (hMwEB)

523 Voter Mom, very icky since Daikichi is a very good guy. I almost want to read the manga just for his reaction. "EEEEEHHHH!!!!!" might take up a couple pages.

As for Rin's mother. Turns out she is a manga artist who sacrificed raising her child to pursue a career. Ma-chan is busily driving herself into a grave through overwork to stay successful and to try and erase the memories of what she gave up. Which is the antithesis of what Daikichi does.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (OTUGn)

524 You mean in morse code on the walls of our cells?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM


-.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (ctuyM)

525 Does someone have a phone number for the fine babushka? She looks like she could keep a poor political prisoner in Siberia nice and warm.

Posted by: Ivan Drago at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (mk9eQ)

526 Hey,I know what will help.Let's give the teachers another raise!

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294178/

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (LiyEm)

527 I stayed up past 3am waiting for her concession speech. I thought she owed her supporters that, but she even failed that level of decency. And those of us who managed to vote Trump into office - as well as Trump - deserved it even more after all the nasty stuff she had said about him and the "deplorables."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)
++++
she was Shitfaced or sedated by then & hatching the ROOSIAN KOLUUSHUN

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (y3aQB)

528 The Bugs Moran was inconvenient for me so I killed them.

Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

529 517 There would have been no war if Hillary was elected.She quickly would have reached a deal with Putin giving him complete carte blanche and than crowed about it.
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (LiyEm)

=============

The world would have instantly turned into a peaceful paradise. Men would have turned into women spontaneously, and testosterone, the agent of the devil, would have been cast off from the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (aFMSC)

530 Not Moo Moo. That obtuse bastard actually tried that one out on this fine site. Some female relation of his had an abortion that helped her career or some such rot.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:45 PM (iv0p7)


Moo Moo was also big on growing the GOP by ditching the socons because of all of his friends and relatives who would come flocking in after we removed all the icky stuff about being against abortion.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (xlCXC)

531 Some graffiti artist should fix that:



My ex-GF's abortion saved my career/education.

Then I married a sweet young virgin.

#Winning





Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 12:52 PM (hMwEB)

Any Moron looking for a hobby? Get a quadcopter drone, and fit it with remotely-controlled spray cans for doing creative edits to billboards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (vUFR0)

532 Cannibal -

Are you still workin' on yer Manifesto ?


I think you should call it


Eat to Win

by Cannibal Bob

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (3g90J)

533 If she had won there wouldn't be any opposition media - they would be shut down by the FBI and DOJ. They are practically doing that now, even with Trump in charge. If they weren't spending so much time trying to overthrow him, they could concentrate more on shutting down free speech they don't agree with.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (7ZVPa)

534 Blame Twiggy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (IqV8l)
I think it is due in large part to the gay men running the fashion industry making models look like teen boys. that's the only people that look could be appealing to.

well, and maybe the old maid harpies who don't want a challenger to their "beauty".
Posted by: Todler at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM

Could be. Give me Jane Russell, Marilyn, Jane Mansfield etc. Now those were incredible bodies! Yea, now they all look like 12 year old boys with duck lips. Yuck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (kTQeF)

535 And call it a Xerifesto...


You know... more inclusive.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (3g90J)

536 Adoption helps your career without killing a baby.

Abortion fans have started to push back on this one too.

They have three principal methods of attack:
1. You want to force women to carry to term? What, like a brood sow?
2. Are YOU personally going to adopt all the kids in the system?
3. Giving up your baby is haaard!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (iv0p7)

537
Dear Fat Girls: Just Continue to Go Out of Your Way to Be Unpleasant

#YourCatsWhoWantToEatYourDeadFace

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (pNxlR)

538 Trump is just like the leaders of Russia, Syria and North Korea".

I'm reminded of Trotsky.

Much like Trump, Trotsky was a member in good standing of the governing elite. And when Trotsky challenged that elite in the form of Stalin, not only did he become the prime enemy of the state, but he was suddenly in league with all of the enemies of the state.

Animal Farm actually covers this pretty well, as does 1984, but the left intentionally finds anything outside of the narrative to be beyond understanding nowadays...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (eSx+E)

539 Most people don't have careers, if they are honest with themselves. They have jobs, where they go to earn money to pay bills. That's it. But I guess: "I killed my baby so that I could be head of HR in a tiny company no one has heard of in Debuque" is less inspirational.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (F4kQO)

540 481
I think women who were famous actress and models from the 40's to the
early 70's were the most attractive then. Now it seems like a race to
see who can have the body of a stick figure.



Blame Twiggy



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2018 12:37 PM (IqV8l)

It's the guys in the industry. I forget who said it, but basically all they want is a hanger to put the dress on. If the model is voluptuous, the eyes don't watch the fabric.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (bB4HN)

541
483 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

The chow in the detention center
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (5y11N)

Chow? Like Purina Monkey Chow? Yeah, if you work 18 hours. No work, Slug Chow.

Posted by: Obergruppenfuhrer Ponykin at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (e1mEI)

542 Here's what I don't understand about 2016 election night.
I was under the impression since the clusterfuck of the 2000 election that the "people in the know" knew who the winner was---or at least saw the trends---by late afternoon of election day.

Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (7uYFy)

543
So is today tax day or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

544 Giving up a baby is harder than killing it?

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (LiyEm)

545 You KNOW she was in no fit state to give a concession speech. I expect she was roaring drunk, throwing stuff, and swearing to make a sailor blush.

Put her in front of a microphone and TV cameras?

Uh, no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:54 PM


She didn't even have the decency to call Trump directly that night. She outsourced the job to the 'little woman' - Huma who called Kellyanne Conway.

You see, that's how you break the glass ceiling.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (LOgQ4)

546 536 Adoption helps your career without killing a baby.

Abortion fans have started to push back on this one too.

They have three principal methods of attack:
1. You want to force women to carry to term? What, like a brood sow?
2. Are YOU personally going to adopt all the kids in the system?
3. Giving up your baby is haaard!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (iv0p7)

=============

2. Isn't there a serious glut of people trying to adopt but who are unable because the supply is so short?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (aFMSC)

547 So here's something.

At an Italian restaurant with Heidi. Looking at the menu and i remark on the stuffed pork chops. Stuffed with sausage, provolone, etc. etc.

I say "sounds good but I'm not a big sausage guy"

Heidi doesn't even look up and says.

"phrasing"

This place. gees.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (o7tuA)

548 Uh, YES!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (aFMSC)


LOL!

I was speaking in the voice of a Democrat apparatchik.

WE would've given ANYTHING to have her in front of a microphone and TV camera. It would have been epic, I suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (4o+ea)

549 See the Empress is very smart, she didn't need Admiral Ackbar to tell her what a trap a Cannibal Bob hug is.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (OTUGn)

550
Some female relation of his had an abortion that helped her career


Her abortion can't hand her a homemade card on Mothers Day

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (lKyWE)

551 >>Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?


If you were watchig the feed from the Convention Center, you'd know that everyone was partying over the win right up to about 8:45 or so...then the murmers start and the entire mood of the place starts to spiral out of control.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (KkTvt)

552 547 So here's something.

At an Italian restaurant with Heidi. Looking at the menu and i remark on the stuffed pork chops. Stuffed with sausage, provolone, etc. etc.

I say "sounds good but I'm not a big sausage guy"

Heidi doesn't even look up and says.

"phrasing"

This place. gees.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (o7tuA)

And so, she is become one of us.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

553 1. You want to force women to carry to term? What, like a brood sow?

Leave the chick in the photo above out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (4o+ea)

554 I think it is due in large part to the gay men running the fashion industry making models look like teen boys. that's the only people that look could be appealing to.

well, and maybe the old maid harpies who don't want a challenger to their "beauty".


No, I'd say it's more the result of photography and modern advertising. If you look back at prior to WWII, a lot of advertising was illustration. As fashion advertisements and catalogs shifted to photography, they needed models who could wear the clothing without much distortion or modifications, and who wouldn't look too heavy in photographs. Hence, skinnier models. The rise of television and TV advertising pushed it as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (Tnhbr)

555 >>Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?

Some of us who noted early trends in Trump's favor were called "drunks" by certain internet personalities.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (/tuJf)

556
Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?

I remember someone saying Juan Williams was white as a ghost at about 5pm eastern. He had seen the fox news internals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (r+sAi)

557 >>520 506. Pro tip: when in the camps, DO NOT eat the soup. Just pick out anything solid and dump the 'broth'.

Filter it through your shorts.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (r9UYA)

558 1. You want to force women to carry to term? What, like a brood sow?
2. Are YOU personally going to adopt all the kids in the system?
3. Giving up your baby is haaard!

-------------

1. I want the woman and the doctor involved to not kill a child.

2. Nope.

3. Yep - because it is a child. Your child.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (sX1BW)

559 You KNOW she was in no fit state to give a concession speech. I expect she was roaring drunk, throwing stuff, and swearing to make a sailor blush.

Agreed. I think most of us would do shameful things if by doing so we could get video of that meltdown into public hands.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (iv0p7)

560 Eat to Win



by Cannibal Bob

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 12:56 PM (3g90J)

cawfee...spit...screen. lol

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (o7tuA)

561 483 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

---

the lack of good pain meds after the mandatory gender reassignment surgery

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM (hMwEB)

562 Well after the Super Glue Incident, Heidi joined the Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (OTUGn)

563 Patrick Morrisey,

he should run a counter attack with "the world is full of crashing bores"

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6o4iA)

564 >>I say "sounds good but I'm not a big sausage guy"

>Heidi doesn't even look up and says.

>"phrasing"



The Paolo, he laughed at this.

*Waves to Heidi*

Posted by: Paolo at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (KkTvt)

565 3. Giving up your baby is haaard!
=========

Apparently not as hard as stopping a man from mounting them and ejaculating inside of them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (vg8iE)

566 So is today tax day or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM


Get it in the mail by tomorrow. Some DC holiday gets you until the 17th this year.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (LOgQ4)

567 483 I wonder what we would be bitching about if hillary had won?

The chow in the detention center

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2018 12:48 PM (5y11N)
..........

You misspelled Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (HgMAr)

568 Mueller would rather be fired, and be a martyr, than walk away empty-handed after a year and a half. So expect him to get worse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (nrTzc)

569 Funny thing is that Trump has strong support from SoCons despite his personal life.It is the more "centrist" faction of the GOP that hates Trump.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (LiyEm)

570 I stayed up past 3am waiting for her concession speech. I thought she owed her supporters that, but she even failed that level of decency


The one thing I've never understood is the "we have to clear out of the Javitz Center by 2:00 AM because there's an event here tomorrow".

You were certain that you were crowning the first president with alleged girl parts. It should have been a planned all-night party.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (fuK7c)

571 I can see Mick Mulvaney as a worthy POTUS and successor to Trump

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (n+6mJ)

572 WE would've given ANYTHING to have her in front of a microphone and TV camera. It would have been epic, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM

You can't tell me that some documentary maker or Clinton loving journatwat wasn't documenting the historic first woman president. You know they have the footage of her getting the shock of her life. I would pay allot of money to watch it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kTQeF)

573 552.
* spits on the floor, pours glass of water on the tiles *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (fA1SL)

574 2. Isn't there a serious glut of people trying to adopt but who are unable because the supply is so short?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (aFMSC)

Hence, Russia exporting broken kids to the USA. One could make the case that the Parkland shooting was an inevitable result of the scarcity of adoptable children in the USA, as a result of easy access to abortion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 01:02 PM (vUFR0)

575 487
"Uh Mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania won't come."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 12:36 PM

Now you tell me.


Posted by: Intercourse, PA at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM (ctuyM)

Michigan doesn't have that problem.





Posted by: Climax, MI at April 16, 2018 01:02 PM (8iiMU)

576 Have an occasionally appropriate kitteh

http://cheezburger.com/9148451072

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2018 01:02 PM (FhXTo)

577 Morrisey, "Jenkins? As in LeRoy Jenkins?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 01:02 PM (OTUGn)

578 You were certain that you were crowning the first president with alleged girl parts. It should have been a planned all-night party.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (fuK7c)


1. It's the Clintons. They likely were cheap-asses when it came to everyone but themselves.

2. It's New York City. If people are going to celebrate the Historic First! there are better places to do so.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 16, 2018 01:02 PM (Tnhbr)

579
Well after the Super Glue Incident, Heidi joined the Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM


So much good medical advice we give her. For free, no less.

We're sort of the PronHub version of WebMd.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)

580 571 I can see Mick Mulvaney as a worthy POTUS and successor to Trump

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (n+6mJ)

Mulvaney is a badass. I have become a fan of Nunes, as well.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (Dp6qK)

581 Get it in the mail by tomorrow. Some DC holiday gets you until the 17th this year.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (LOgQ4)


Pol Pot's birthday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (4o+ea)

582 >>I think it is due in large part to the gay men running the fashion industry making models look like teen boys. that's the only people that look could be appealing to.


Also people like Anna Wintour. I think there's enough blame to go around to the women *and* men of the fashion industry.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

583 Isn't there a serious glut of people trying to adopt but who are unable because the supply is so short?

Yep. It costs $16,000-$30,000 to adopt, takes months at a minimum, sometimes years, and US couples are adopting kids from all over the world to overcome the local shortage.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (iv0p7)

584 "Uh Mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania won't come."

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Intercourse, PA

Michigan doesn't have that problem.
Posted by: Climax, MI
...

YEE HAW!

Posted by: Cumming, GA at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (2wOtx)

585 So is today tax day or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 12:58 PM (r+sAi)


Actually, it's tomorrow.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 01:04 PM (xlCXC)

586
And so, she is become one of us.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

True story. About 12 years ago, having cawfee in bed and I hear Heidi laughing hysterically next to me. She says "oh, Gog you should read some of these comments. They are so politically incorrect, vulgar and hysterical."The rest is history.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:04 PM (o7tuA)

587
DeBlasio
Knows where it's at:
He'd rather eat
Some deep-fried rat.
~Chik fil A~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 01:04 PM (pNxlR)

588 http://bit.ly/2ER9uG5
++++
R. Lee Ermey & Comey Pyle

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (y3aQB)

589 You can't tell me that some documentary maker or Clinton loving journatwat wasn't documenting the historic first woman president. You know they have the footage of her getting the shock of her life. I would pay allot of money to watch it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kTQeF)


Absolutely right. It is inconceivable that some leftist film maker wasn't recording the whole thing for posterity.

That footage, and the al-Khalidi tape, would be worth its weight in gold dust.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (4o+ea)

590 @569

That's because so called Christian's like Bush et al sat out the left's assault on people of faith while a womaizing playboy has actually stood up for them and delivered or tried to.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (UfMVm)

591 Your name is GOG ?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (3g90J)

592 589 You can't tell me that some documentary maker or Clinton loving journatwat wasn't documenting the historic first woman president. You know they have the footage of her getting the shock of her life. I would pay allot of money to watch it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kTQeF)

Absolutely right. It is inconceivable that some leftist film maker wasn't recording the whole thing for posterity.

That footage, and the al-Khalidi tape, would be worth its weight in gold dust.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (4o+ea)

============

I bet money that her handlers pulled her away from the cameras to tell her, and they didn't let the cameras near her again until she next came out of hiding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (9ZlHt)

593 Hillary probably had every cellphone run through an NSA approved DeGausser once she learned Trump won.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (OTUGn)

594
*calculates 1 extra day of interest.*

Fuck it, I'll keep the penny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

595 Some of us who noted early trends in Trump's favor were called "drunks" by certain internet personalities.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 01:00 PM


I was sipping my drinks, enjoying the early returns, didn't want to peak too soon. But at a certain point it slowed to a crawl and Pennsylvania was gonna be a nail biter so I took a nap. Some people would say I passed out drunk, but they'd be wrong.

Anyway woke up again at 2:00 am for the finale.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (LOgQ4)

596 We're sort of the PronHub version of WebMd.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)

LMAO...and fuckin' paolo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (o7tuA)

597 She says "oh, Gog you should read some of these
comments. They are so politically incorrect, vulgar and hysterical."The
rest is history.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:04 PM (o7tuA)



So, your real name is "Gog"??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (jjaLl)

598 You can't tell me that some documentary maker or
Clinton loving journatwat wasn't documenting the historic first woman
president. You know they have the footage of her getting the shock of
her life. I would pay allot of money to watch it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (kTQeF)

I'm certain that the recordings from any official cameras running in Skankles' quarters have long since been erased, and not wiped with a towel. So unless there were spy cams, we will never see it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (vUFR0)

599 Get it in the mail by tomorrow. Some DC holiday gets you until the 17th this year.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:01 PM (LOgQ4)

Ah yes, the famous DC holiday 'day that ends in Y'

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (72PAC)

600 NPR
@NPR
"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

Hey, when your time comes, your time comes. You just weren't one of the lucky ones.

By the way, the average person will never need a fire extinguisher. Let's ban those.

Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

601 Looking at the menu and i remark on the stuffed pork chops. Stuffed with sausage, provolone, etc. etc.


I know that was a set up for the sausage joke, but damn. I'm gonna have to make that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (fuK7c)

602
I keel you.

Posted by: Magog at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (2wOtx)

603 591
Your name is GOG ?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 01:05 PM (3g90J)

Oops. an affectionate nickname Heidi gave me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (o7tuA)

604 3. Giving up your baby is haaard!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 12:57 PM (iv0p7)
____________________

That's their argument? That giving up a baby for adoption is too emotionally gut-wrenching, compared to just outright killing the baby, which is so much easier?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (fqUgw)

605 600 NPR
@NPR
"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

Hey, when your time comes, your time comes. You just weren't one of the lucky ones.

By the way, the average person will never need a fire extinguisher. Let's ban those.
Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

============

The average man also has little to no chance of needing a pap smear, but I'm paying for it through my insurance anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (9ZlHt)

606 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

And if the Left had its way, that "basically" would be changed to "absolutely."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (tVWQB)

607 590 Yep.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

608
Philly showed
Its racist face
When Whorebucks booted
Blacks out of their space
~ Chick Fil-a ~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

609 524 You mean in morse code on the walls of our cells?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 12:50 PM

-.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 16, 2018 12:55 PM (ctuyM)

Whatever happened to that guy with the morse code nic?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (xJa6I)

610 Here's what I don't understand about 2016 election night.
I was under the impression since the clusterfuck of the 2000 election that the "people in the know" knew who the winner was---or at least saw the trends---by late afternoon of election day.

Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?
Posted by: JoeF.

________________

Almost every election I can remember post-2000, the Exit Polls said the Democrat had won. I doubt anyone could confidently call the 2000 election either way since it came down to a few hundred votes. And in 2004, Bush supposedly was told he had lost to Kerry.

My guess is Hillary may have been tipped off in the late afternoon that she wasn't winning a landslide election like the media had confidently told her, but I doubt she knew it was over.

Even Trump has said he thought he was going to lose in the last few days.





Posted by: Maritime at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (lKmt3)

611
So, your real name is "Gog"??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (jjaLl)


I think he spelled it backwards so he can maitain his anonymity on the internet

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 01:09 PM (lKyWE)

612 @NPR

"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime
ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after
analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.


---

They WANT people to have to pull the trigger?

Heck, here in the South people use one for self defense every single day of their life. Even unloaded ones.

Or did they miss all those mass shootings at gun shows?

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 01:09 PM (LV5XU)

613 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

In other words, it is acceptable that some people will die for our vision of utopia.

Shocker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Dp6qK)

614 R. Lee Ermey RIP: https://tinyurl.com/yalw8m8u

Posted by: CanaDave at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (mhAg9)

615 I think he spelled it backwards so he can maitain his anonymity on the internet

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 01:09 PM (lKyWE)


Can't beat that logic!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (jjaLl)

616 611
So, your real name is "Gog"??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (jjaLl)


I think he spelled it backwards so he can maitain his anonymity on the internet
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 01:09 PM (lKyWE)

It's an anagram of Ogg.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

617 I'm certain that the recordings from any official cameras running in Skankles' quarters have long since been erased, and not wiped with a towel. So unless there were spy cams, we will never see it.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Not to be argumentative, AOP, but given the age we live in, I'm betting that there is a "Buddy Rich"-like tape out there.

Somebody's waiting until the right time.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (3g90J)

618 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

Depends critically on where you live, nitwit. Someone who lives in/near a crappy Democrat neighborhood probably will have all kinds of such chances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (4o+ea)

619 Trump is going to have to deal with Turkey next.The Tweets should be fun.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294242/

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (LiyEm)

620 By the way, the average person will never need a fire extinguisher. Let's ban those.
Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)


I'm starting to think that you might not have my best interests in mind, Mr. Capone.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (y87Qq)

621 Hillary cancelled her enormous fireworks display days before the election. She may not have known she was going to lose ahead of time but she knew it was going to be a hell of a lot closer than she thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

622 Dueling banjos of the DC Dipshit Brigade:

@jonathanchait

Why aren't more Never Trumpers willing to support the opposing party? http://nymag.com...

@DavidAFrench

Here's a quick answer: Because all too many progressives hate social conservatives and won't compromise one inch to bring any in the fold - even for a temporary alliance.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (LNPd9)

623
"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever
to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing
figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.
...

So in conclusion: Armed society = polite society.


#science

Posted by: Magog at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (2wOtx)

624 >>Were Hillary and her people really "shocked" at 9 or 10 o'clock? Or did they have an inking by 6 o'clock?



Call me cynical, but the way the MSM was reporting certain precincts' stats I got the feeling there was some, uh, communicating how/where a nudge in Hillary votes might still be able to make a difference.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (W+vEI)

625 595 I was sipping my drinks, enjoying the early returns, didn't want to peak too soon. But at a certain point it slowed to a crawl and Pennsylvania was gonna be a nail biter so I took a nap. Some people would say I passed out drunk, but they'd be wrong.

Anyway woke up again at 2:00 am for the finale.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 01:06 PM (LOgQ4)

It was getting to the point where people on FNC were pretty much coming out and saying "Why the hell won't anybody call Pennsylvania, already?" for like 45 minutes.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (WDCYi)

626 @NPR
"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.


Well ... that's the way insurance is supposed to work. You buy insurance hoping that the money is wasted.

I find it odd that they would phrase it as "has [] no chance" as if they think people buy guns hoping to get a chance to have to use it in self-defense. Hardly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (8gDQu)

627 NPR has been fully funded once again. Thanks GOP!

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (r9UYA)

628 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

This will come as great news to white South Africans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (4o+ea)

629 "we have to clear out of the Javitz Center by 2:00 AM because there's an event here tomorrow".

They're lying again or
They thought the wave of triumph would waft them down the street

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (FhXTo)

630 622 Dueling banjos of the DC Dipshit Brigade:

@jonathanchait

Why aren't more Never Trumpers willing to support the opposing party? http://nymag.com...

@DavidAFrench

Here's a quick answer: Because all too many progressives hate social conservatives and won't compromise one inch to bring any in the fold - even for a temporary alliance.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2018 01:11 PM (LNPd9)

==============

There are many NeverTrumpers where that logic holds. They may be needlessly argumentative and refuse to give Trump any due whatsoever, but they're still distinctly not Democrats in many important ways.

Bill Kristol, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (9ZlHt)

631 She'd have to get on top. To keep him from escaping.

Posted by: abby normal at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (h5Lyp)

632 The average man also has little to no chance of needing a pap smear, but I'm paying for it through my insurance anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 01:08 PM (9ZlHt)

Threadwinner nomination

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (mk7Bj)

633 Once a dick . . .

Dick's standing firm on its decision to stop selling assault-style rifles. And how.. . "Typically a retailer may return unsold merchandise to the manufacturer. But in this case, Dick's Sporting Goods has decided to destroy them."

Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

634 The womyn in that t-shirt up there, she wants to star in a remake of Misery.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 16, 2018 01:13 PM (OTUGn)

635 Not to be argumentative, AOP, but given the age we live in, I'm betting that there is a "Buddy Rich"-like tape out there.



Somebody's waiting until the right time.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 01:10 PM (3g90J)

We aren't at odds here. I'm saying that Hillaroid and/or her loyal minions would destroy any recordings they knew existed. Unless some minion was buying life insurance, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (vUFR0)

636 But in this case, Dick's Sporting Goods has decided to destroy them."
=======

Don't worry - we can write it off on our taxes!

Posted by: Dick's at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

637 633 Once a dick . . .

Dick's standing firm on its decision to stop selling assault-style rifles. And how.. . "Typically a retailer may return unsold merchandise to the manufacturer. But in this case, Dick's Sporting Goods has decided to destroy them."
Posted by: Al Capone at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

I'm sure that will make their stockholders even happier.

Is Dick's Sporting Goods run by a cabal of its enemies, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (9ZlHt)

638 nüd

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (y87Qq)

639 Dick's. Isn't that the place where people climb the rock wall and don't buy anything?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (2wOtx)

640
Bill Kristol, though...


Trollop. He just can't help but put out for the Dems.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

641 You know, the percentage of childbearing-age women who need abortion because of rape and/or incest is essentially zero.

Posted by: Moron Robbie : FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (LV5XU)

642 I know that was a set up for the sausage joke, but damn. I'm gonna have to make that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 01:07 PM (fuK7c)

That really happened! Its from "The Sicilian Butcher" restaurant here in Phoenix. I didn't see the stuffed pork chops on the online menu but I'll post the ingredients in the food thread. Gotta go back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (o7tuA)

643 I'm still amazed the Dems didn't find enough ballots in car trunks for Hillary that night.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (hMwEB)

644 I got the feeling there was some, uh, communicating how/where a nudge in Hillary votes might still be able to make a difference.

Posted by: Lizzy


--

Yes, on more than one network, the newsreaders were outright calling out the precincts where democrats needed to 'find' more votes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 16, 2018 01:15 PM (7ZVPa)

645 Ace is Nude......

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2018 01:15 PM (3g90J)

646 R Lee is in heaven ordering God to choke hisself.

Posted by: backbeat lurker at April 16, 2018 01:15 PM (xj3h0)

647 Your lifetime chance of needing to use a firearm in self-defense would go up if you were disallowed from having one. It's weird that this is lost on the NPR crowd. Gun ownership is a deterrent. It's not complicated.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 16, 2018 01:15 PM (F4kQO)

648 >>Dick's Sporting Goods has decided to destroy them.

Not helping their stock price today.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 16, 2018 01:16 PM (r9UYA)

649 I can just imagine what the scene was like at 3am. Hillary drunk out of her gourd throwing anything that wasn't nailed down in a rage. Huma hiding under a table until the storm subsided.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 01:16 PM (oiNtH)

650 Full Metal Elf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx5RktMPP_0

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2018 01:17 PM (FhXTo)

651 The only thing I know about R Lee Armey is the role he played in Saving Silverman. The character was gross and the movie insipid. What am I missing about him?

Posted by: squeakywheel at April 16, 2018 01:19 PM (5Mxrj)

652 Some major shit is about to drop on Hillary and these evil and demonic sick fucks. And it will not fizzle out.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9acFt)

653 What am I missing about him?


GySgt in Full Metal Jacket. Epic. He made a career out of that performance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (fuK7c)

654 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.

Bullshit. BJS found that starting at age 12, your lifetime odds of being robbed or assaulted resulting in injury one or more times is 40%.

Source:
https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/llv.pdf

They're probably calculating odds of (rape or attempted murder or arson or other violent crime odds) AND has a CCW at the time of the violent crime to figure the odds are low of having both.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (iv0p7)

655 628 "The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey.
This will come as great news to white South Africans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 01:12 PM (4o+ea)


"one researcher"

I wonder if it's the same 9-year-old kid who punk'd the media with his data on drinking straws.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 01:22 PM (xlCXC)

656 Some major shit is about to drop on Hillary and these evil and demonic sick fucks. And it will not fizzle out.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9acFt)


I keep hearing this...

And nothing ever happens.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 01:23 PM (xlCXC)

657 yp

Posted by: Sam at April 16, 2018 01:28 PM (65+rC)

658 Fat girls have to be on top, you can't find the pussy if you are on top.

Posted by: Sam at April 16, 2018 01:29 PM (65+rC)

659 656 Some major shit is about to drop on Hillary and these evil and demonic sick fucks. And it will not fizzle out.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9acFt)

I keep hearing this...

And nothing ever happens.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 16, 2018 01:23 PM (xlCXC)

We will never see the videos nor would we want to. One made adults vomit and seek psychological help in the NYPD. Screen shots will be leaked. I fully expect Miliray Tribunals.

Yes I believe this evil demonic stuff happens just like it did 1000s of years ago to Baal and Moloch. Hell, it puts Mad Mel's Apocalypico in a whole new light.

Trusting the plan.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 01:30 PM (9acFt)

660 prolly nood, but really?

forlorn, I search for critical thinkers and, well, thinkers.
No matter, I'm well past 29 so I caren't. No wonder all the software kids only know try/catch/finally.

wondering if 'while(1)' is microaggression. Bet it is. Well, that or dog-head-leanings-for-not-what-to-quite-get

peachy-fortify-five, heh

Posted by: micky at April 16, 2018 01:33 PM (dF9Lb)

661 Did somebody order a Big Sausage Pizza?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Big Sausage Pizza Deliveryman at April 16, 2018 01:35 PM (i1vHQ)

662 (600) Statistically speaking, the average person is already dead and broke. No need for average guns.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 16, 2018 01:35 PM (RuIsu)

663 >>>656 Some major shit is about to drop on Hillary and these evil and demonic sick fucks. And it will not fizzle out.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9acFt)
__________
Did somebody say shit dropping?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Scat Enthusiast at April 16, 2018 01:37 PM (i1vHQ)

664 >>>638 nd
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 01:14 PM (y87Qq)

heh

Posted by: m at April 16, 2018 01:55 PM (U6XUk)

665 ....How many skinny Snowflakes has the fat girl kill?

Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at April 16, 2018 05:49 PM (NDRcc)

666 >> Whoever heard of a mayor declaring war on a newly opened business in his own town? <<

The only thing unusual about that is that the business got to open -- it means the mayor probably does not control a majority on the council. Look at Berkeley, CA: Carl's Jr has been fighting for at least three decades to open a store there, but every attempt to get a permit is denied for the same real reason: the chain's founder is pro-life.

Posted by: jdgalt at April 18, 2018 02:36 PM (3SFo/)

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