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Hoggs Gone Wild: Camera-Hungry Hoggspawn Sure Are Upset About Losing Their Cherished Constitutional Rights to an Opaque Backpack



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1 First bitches!

Posted by: David Hogg's angry little face at April 02, 2018 02:39 PM (YJa4N)

2 hah. Idiots. Hope they like their 'security'.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:40 PM (gcme+)

3 The predicted collapse of the spokespuppets proceeds apace. If they were not propped up by the media much like the great powers propped up proxy armies during the Cold War, they would have been gone weeks ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 02, 2018 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

4 Hoggs Gone Wild: Camera-Hungry Hoggspawn Sure Are Upset About Losing Their Cherished Constitutional Rights to an Opaque Backpack


Sooooooooeeeeee! Sooooeee, sooooeee, sooooeee!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (5jQYn)

5 I read the post first.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

6 Ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

7 1. You're minors. Deal with it.

B. Try taking a bag into the Smithsonian without having it searched. Be sure to have a friend take video of the result.

iii. Welcome to the world you wanted little piggies.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

8 Schools are now prisons because of transparent backpacks.

Got it.

SHUT UP AND STUDY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (taGF2)

9 .
#CarefulWhatYouWishFor

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (rF9rk)

10 Strip search and make them squat and cough before school.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

11 "My aesthetics choices shall not be infringed, but your right to self-defense is not cool, you NaKKKzi Soopremassast!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (aPsQQ)

12

And that "real" issue is.....?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (IqV8l)

13 Light commenting day. Willowed repost.

What? Being forced to behave in an objectionable manner by an all-knowledgeable and all-powerful entity is a bridge too far?

If only there was a tool that could level the playing field with that's entity's monopoly of force, and which would give the oppressed ample recourse to effectively fight back.



Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (Dp6qK)

14 David Hogg will grow up to be like the effeminate father from South Park that loves show tunes and hates sports, and likes slapping people. Mr. Qeermo I believe his name was.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

15 The Hoggspawn don't want schools to be prisons, but they sure want to make the rest of the world into one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (eytER)

16
MorrrrrrrrrrreGuuuuuuvvv dot com

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (r+sAi)

17 3 The predicted collapse of the spokespuppets proceeds apace.

"Next stop: Sheehanville. Sheehanville is the next stop. All Hoggs detrain and go to the platform for the Irrelevance Express!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (5jQYn)

18 What a dumb scrunt.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

19 So done with these spoiled, brainwashed little shits. Just STFU.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (vtcmf)

20 Hogg ?? Pleeeze

Almost as bad as Kostyra.

Posted by: Martha at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (VWsDy)

21 LOL....

Try getting into Disneyland without a Search...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (NgKpN)

22 Regarding the ape posting, below, some of us got our field jackets the hard way.

Posted by: Iowa Bob, totally not a Russian BOT at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (tu3iY)

23 So, you're telling me all this outrage has nothing to do with keeping kids safe in school?

/s

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (TvRUZ)

24 #NeverAgain
#Wait-IHaveToDoWhat?!?
#SchoolIsPrison!
#GiveMeMyFredomBackNOW

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (W+vEI)

25 Dear Lauren:

We appreciate the compliment--our agenda has always been transparent; we would have it no other way. Find enclosed a $25 gift certificate for use in any Cabelas store in the purchase of a firearm of your choice. Coupon expires one year from now. Also enclosed is an NRA sticker for your bag and an "Eddie Eagle" baseball cap.

Good luck in school, and stay safe!
The NRA

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

26 No one better criticize the special little tard because she's of a special class.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (SiINZ)

27 So why are they upset about this if they don't have anything to hide?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (rF9rk)

28 Bring back the draft!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (xfb67)

29 By all means, let's give these geniuses the vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

30 Liberals have given us MS-13 rapes in public school bathrooms, so which side is really turning schools into prisons?

Posted by: David Hogg's angry little face at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (YJa4N)

31 Is CNN giving her 77% or less airtime than the allegedly male Hogg?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (Dp6qK)

32 Oh Ima, you're adorable

Posted by: X at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (nFwvY)

33 Schools are now prisons because of transparent backpacks.

Second look at homeschooling, leftist puppets?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (5jQYn)

34 Who likes getting groped at the airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (IqV8l)

35 26 No one better criticize the special little tard because she's of a special class.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 02:43 PM (SiINZ)

Spoiled stupid white girl?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

36 Hogg the Younger has obviously never been to an NFL game. Clear bags only.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (OD2ni)

37 I'm not going to feel safe until the hot chicks are required to wear transparent clothing.

It's the only way. They might have a knife in their bra so they can cut a bitch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (4ErVI)

38 Also--make them wear uniforms. Bullying little turds.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (taGF2)

39 Also, if this saves one life...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (rF9rk)

40 Well played school district, well played.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (AjNMO)

41 And what, pray tell, genius Hoggsspawn, is the transparent NRA agenda?

Gun safety? Constitutional rights?

The horror!

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (Z48ZB)

42 You wanted more government, so you got it.

Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

43 National policy set by snotty tweets from a 16 year old.


For further insight please refer to my new policy paper,


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:

Hey brights lights, this is what you want for the nation!


You want more government?


This is what more government looks like.







Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (ymnmz)

44 37 I'm not going to feel safe until the hot chicks are required to wear transparent clothing.

It's the only way. They might have a knife in their bra so they can cut a bitch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (4ErVI)

Gotta search their snootches too. Easy to conceal things in there.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

45 I actually don't think this is a bad idea. Sure, it probably has little to no effect on making the school safer, but there may be some added benefits. It does have the benefit on not trampling upon anyone's rights.

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sX1BW)

46 Seem to recall that Cruz was not allowed to bring a backpack on campus after making threats to someone.

So really, this chick should be happy they didn't #BanAllBackpacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

47 CNN's Joan Walsh Attacks Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv. Guess It's Time For Another Boycott!

https://tinyurl.com/y8a85ktj

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (5b+Sr)

48 34 Who likes getting groped at the airport?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (IqV8l)

Good grope or bad grope ??

Posted by: Martha at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (VWsDy)

49 Don't we have truancy officers any more?

Detention! Now!

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)

50
Wait until they get kicked off a Disney cruise by a guy with a scary rifle clipped on his fully automatic assault fatigues.

Posted by: The rat hates you at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (/zwDg)

51 Gotta search their snootches too. Easy to conceal things in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)


OK, you're in charge of that. Here comes Lena Dunham ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (5jQYn)

52 This is my field of giveafucks.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (l9+PM)

53 47 No,no ,no,he is the kind that you can insult.He is on the wrong side.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (LiyEm)

54
Gee, whoever came up with the clear backpack should be hauled in front of the Red Guards and their lives ruined. Isn't that how things work these days?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (SiINZ)

55 Nude schools would solve the problem.

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (5b+Sr)

56 I refuse to pick on tweets issued by ninth grade girls whose brother is trying to get into college, unconventially. Her parents are freaking idiots to let her out unsupervised on the internet however.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bot-Man! at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (rBnYq)

57 Its only a matter of time until all schools move to adopt these clear back packs.

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

58 45 I actually don't think this is a bad idea. Sure, it probably has little to no effect on making the school safer, but there may be some added benefits. It does have the benefit on not trampling upon anyone's rights.
Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sX1BW)

Its change for the sake of 'look, we did something'...

While not actually making anyone safer.

Its the Illusion of safety... which is dangerous in, and of, itself.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

59
So really, this chick should be happy they didn't #BanAllBackpacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM


I know. WTF? I carried twenty pounds of books to and from school every day. And a brown bag lunch. Uphill both ways.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (LOgQ4)

60 So 15 year old girls are experts on school security now?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (O5Q3r)

61 51 Gotta search their snootches too. Easy to conceal things in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

OK, you're in charge of that. Here comes Lena Dunham ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (5jQYn)

Nope. Hot was specified.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

62 As much as I appreciate the effort we as a country need to focus on the real issue instead of turning our schools into prisons.

++++

I agree with the statement, read precisely. I differ on the definition of what the "real issue" is. (Gun free zones as opposed to repealing the 2nd.)

Either way, I guess we need to notch another win for the Surveillance State. How long before they institute the clear backpack requirement at our public universities instead of just high schools? How about public transportation?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (pvjTE)

63 Unfortuneately, the see through backpacks can't stop a bullet. Good luck kids, give my regards to Hogg for you new less free, less safe existence. Choa baby.

Posted by: Gumby at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)

64 Who's bitch dis is?

#BanBossy

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (Dp6qK)

65 This will reduce bullying by direct lunch shopping vs. multiple hits for unwanted baloney sandwiches.

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (FhXTo)

66 Addition of a mandatory cinderblock to each backpack would be a vast improvement.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)

67 Clear backpacks, but please make them wear bags on their heads - can't stand looking at these self-righteous snots any longer.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (vkS2Z)

68 Michelle Obama gave turned school lunches into prison food. Public school has always been a bit like prison.

Posted by: David Hogg's angry little face at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (YJa4N)

69 Actually the schools i taught in would have been better off if we had just turned them into prisons.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (o7tuA)

70 57 Its only a matter of time until all schools move to adopt these clear back packs.
Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

and we trink this gleat idea!

Posted by: Company in China that makes transparent backpacks at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

71 Its the Illusion of safety... which is dangerous in, and of, itself.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 02:46 PM (NgKpN)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Andre Maginot at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (5jQYn)

72 They should outlaw children at schools.


Will end the senseless horror

IAGT

Posted by: Martha at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (VWsDy)

73 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

74 34
Who likes getting groped at the airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (IqV8l)



Tapping foot impatiently.


Posted by: Lisa Page at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (ymnmz)

75 And lest it pass uncommented upon:

Exactly what does "transparent as the NRA's agenda" even mean? Can't wait until my voted is cancelled out by one of these geniuses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (taGF2)

76 Too bad about your backpacks you whining little bitches.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (7qnb5)

77 I actually don't think this is a bad idea. Sure, it probably has little to no effect on making the school safer, but there may be some added benefits. It does have the benefit on not trampling upon anyone's rights.
Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sX1BW)



Also it will let everyone know when girls are on the rag so and you know what I'm going to stop typing now because the Horde thinks I'm even worse of a person than all y'all already do.


Is the eldest Hogg, who is going to grow up to be the President of an HOA, still not going to school?

Does anyone know offhand what Florida's truancy laws are? Because in NC, the parents can end up getting thrown in jail if the kid cuts too many classes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

78 "55 Nude schools would solve the problem.
Posted by: hepcat "


Now you're talkin'.

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)

79 >>Try getting into Disneyland without a Search...


Hell, try electronic wristband that it tied to your fingerprint (to gain entry you have to scan wrist *and* thumbprint) and it tracks your location, what rides you've done, pays for food, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (W+vEI)

80 Welcome to your future lads and lassies!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

81 Its change for the sake of 'look, we did something'...

While not actually making anyone safer.

Its the Illusion of safety... which is dangerous in, and of, itself.

-------------

Well between kids using clear back packs v. metal detectors. I'll take the clear back packs.

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (sX1BW)

82 Too bad. So sad. Suck it up, bitches. You made your bed, now sleep in it.

The problem is not about guns. Never has been. It's about YOU, Lauren. You and your execrable offspring. Because it is THEY who are doing the killing. When I was Camera Hogg's age, we had guns all over the place, even more so than today. Yet this "school shooting" crap simply DID NOT HAPPEN. Why? What's changed? I await an answer....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (1bzSL)

83 Is she on the rag? Check the clear bag.
Wants more government. <---
--> More government.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (ewxPW)

84 Mind if we sleep at your school?

Posted by: 1200 Hondurans at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (2z74n)

85 How many Hoggs could a hound dog hog, if a hound dog hogged ground hoggs.

How many of these Hoggs are there, anyway? And are they aware that, since they were born after 1973, they are abortions survivors?

Just askin'. Not a particularly organized question, but just askin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (7UW64)

86 Almost 12 thousand people looking at a Tweet from this dumbass little girl.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (LiyEm)

87 That doesn't make sense if she's trying to diss the NRA.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (uoaXf)

88 Double-dog dare: Zod offers one hundred dollars to the first rebellious kid who stuffs a mannequin head into his transparent backpack.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

89 What the hell is wrong with the Hoggy parental units?

Id be ashamed if these two were my kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Q/obp)

90 Wasn't this little twatwaffle's 15 minutes of fame up like 20 minutes ago?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (jxbfJ)

91 >>>
As much as I appreciate the effort we as a country need to focus on the real issue instead of turning our schools into prisons.<<<

Giving handjobs to the JV quarterback and smoking weed under the football bleachers?

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (2Mnv1)

92 Also it will let everyone know when girls are on the rag so and you know what I'm going to stop typing now because the Horde thinks I'm even worse of a person than all y'all already do.

-------------

I never thought of that.

Of course, I assume most boys know this anyway.

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (sX1BW)

93 Ban ALL backpacks.

Carry your shit around with you all day.

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (5jQYn)

94 So 15 year old girls are experts on school security now?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM

IF it fit's the left's narrative, then YES!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (7qnb5)

95 CNN's Joan Walsh Attacks Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv. Guess It's Time For Another Boycott!

https://tinyurl.com/y8a85ktj

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (5b+Sr)


I guess I will just have to say that I am boycotting them, because I don't patronize them now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

96 75 And lest it pass uncommented upon:

Exactly what does "transparent as the NRA's agenda" even mean? Can't wait until my voted is cancelled out by one of these geniuses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (taGF2)

Obscurity is the soul of wit.
- wha?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

97 Acosta hijacked the easter egg roll? wtf did he do?

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (gcme+)

98 89
What the hell is wrong with the Hoggy parental units?



Id be ashamed if these two were my kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Q/obp)

Not if they are as lefty (or worse?!) than he is.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (jxbfJ)

99 73 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.
Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

Why did you steal those bunnies' eggs, Mr. President? MR. PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Jim "Totally Stable" Acosta at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

100 These scrunts traded freedom for security, and now deserve neither.

I was right again.

Damn, I'm good!

Posted by: Ben Franklin at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (fqUgw)

101 Its only a matter of time until all schools move to adopt these clear back packs.
Posted by: SH

Sell Nike and Underarmor stock now!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (TSMoA)

102 She wanted safety and security, right?

So now what is she bitching about?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (EyPfd)

103 How many of these Hoggs are there, anyway? And are they aware that, since they were born after 1973, they are abortions survivors?

-

I'm told that shaved-headed Squeaky Gonzalez is his cousin.

Apparently it's a family affair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (rF9rk)

104 Nobody had backpacks when I went to high school. We carried our books. What the heck is different now? Is it because the schools are so big you can't be expected to carry books from place to place? Do they not have lockers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)

105 I hope that back pack is a; organic, gluten free, union made, free range pack.

Posted by: Phildirt at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (mFD3N)

106 Exactly what does "transparent as the NRA's agenda" even mean?

Mean?! It doesn't matter. It sounds like a sick burn, therefore, she has scored points.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (2z74n)

107 Does anyone know offhand what Florida's truancy laws are? Because in NC, the parents can end up getting thrown in jail if the kid cuts too many classes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


I'm sure he'll get a pass because he's doing it for the "right" reasons...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (AM1GF)

108 Can't they just identify as bulletproof?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (Dp6qK)

109 The Hogg family is changing its name to Tofu.

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (5b+Sr)

110 What was David Hogg's official position with regard to the officer who engaged and killed a school shooter a week or so ago and likely prevented another mass shooting?

It is truly amazing how anything that disrupts the leftist narrative disappears so promptly down the MSM's memory hole?

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (U3LtS)

111 Some fucking how, I made through the 10th grade without a totally gay backpack. Where I was raised, toting a backpack was a one way ticket to rollsville

Posted by: REDACTED at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (VWsDy)

112 I'm told that shaved-headed Squeaky Gonzalez is his cousin.

Apparently it's a family affair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:50 PM (rF9rk)

Not enough Brian Keith.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

113 Didn't someone calculate that 10% pr less of the March For Life were kids and of the people who attended 98% or something were Hillary voters?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (tpDAe)

114 >>Nude schools would solve the problem.



You may be onto something....

Posted by: The Podestas at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

115 73 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

Isn't he a peach? Yelling about "killing" at a kids' event. Classy. In a big fat crap sorta way.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (7UW64)

116 She can't us her backpack to carry her 6 pack of thongs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (o7tuA)

117 Acosta hijacked the easter egg roll? wtf did he do?

Posted by: IC


He demanded he be hopped to Cuba.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (AM1GF)

118 Yeah thanks for that, Lauren. By the way, how long in advance were you guys planning that whole #MarchForOurLives rally? Because I heard it was...several months in advance. Would you like to comment on that? Hello?

Posted by: T at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (MmeCn)

119 Response :

Shut up, Nazi bitch.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (9TK8E)

120 73 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.
Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)
__________________

He demanded to know if the DACA "kids" should have to worry about what's going to happen to them.

Hmmmm, let's see: they're living illegally in somebody else's country.

Yes, I think they damn well should worry.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (fqUgw)

121 Well, we can't turn our prisons into prisons. That would undermine our affirmative action quota system.

Posted by: Scott Israel at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (WrY3/)

122 Suck it up buttercups.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (r9UYA)

123 109 The Hogg family is changing its name to Tofu.
====

I'm sorry. The correct spelling of their new name is Tofuu.

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 02:52 PM (5b+Sr)

124 tcn in AK, did he really? Good grief, what an arsehole.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (gcme+)

125 OK, you're in charge of that. Here comes Lena Dunham ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (5jQYn)

I said hot chicks. We'll probably need a panel to decide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (4ErVI)

126 Wanted to change it to "bacon" but was denied

Posted by: Ima Hogg at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (VWsDy)

127 The Hoggs will end up as the liberal version of George Zimmerman.
They'll end up crashing and burning once the spotlight moves on.
But it's cute that all those folks talking to her are telling her she's cool and powerful and making history.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

128 Exactly what does "transparent as the NRA's agenda" even mean?

"If you don't know, I can't tell you." - the classic response of someone who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, and was hoping that no one would raise this question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (5jQYn)

129 104 Nobody had backpacks when I went to high school. We carried our books. What the heck is different now? Is it because the schools are so big you can't be expected to carry books from place to place? Do they not have lockers?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)

If you leave your ones-hitter in your locker, you can get busted.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (7UW64)

130 Double-dog dare: Zod offers one hundred dollars to the first rebellious kid who stuffs a mannequin head into his transparent backpack.
Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

I was thinking pressure cooker just to see if they noticed.

On that point, I also think it's stupid but for different reasons . Why can't someone just put their hand gun in a make up bag or a pencil bag,etc inside the transparent knapsack?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (uoaXf)

131 Can transparent backpacks be made strong enough for the library kids have to carry around in an "achiever" school? You see tiny little Asian kids around here carrying more books that a mule. Because Mommy and Daddy want them to finish calculus by the third grade.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (2z74n)

132 Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest.

To do otherwise was suspicious.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 02, 2018 02:53 PM (TSMoA)

133 112
I'm told that shaved-headed Squeaky Gonzalez is his cousin.



Apparently it's a family affair.
--


Cue Sly and the Family Stone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (UsCnO)

134 Gee, I wonder how they feel about convenience stores making them hand their backpack over when they enter the premises?

They can all fuck off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (vg8iE)

135 You asked the government to do something. Government did something. That you are displeased with that something is called unintended consequences or karma.

Posted by: Penfold at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (Fbt5B)

136 the young nubile body is beautiful. Free the bodies! nude schools!

Posted by: All registered sex offenders in the hood at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (o7tuA)

137 111 This. When exactly did the backpack become a thing and how did I manage without one? Do they have lockers or do they just cart everything around?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (AjNMO)

138 Exactly what does "transparent as the NRA's agenda" even mean?

Mean?! It doesn't matter. It sounds like a sick burn, therefore, she has scored points.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (2z74n)



It's so good she could write for Dimmy Kimmel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (SiINZ)

139 >> 73 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.

He should be banned from the WH grounds. He's insane and a threat to PDT.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (r9UYA)

140 Almost 12 thousand people looking at a Tweet from this dumbass little girl.
And half replying to her tweet are telling her to get bent.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (ewxPW)

141 I hope everyone that has to carry around a clear backpack from here on out remembers the Hogg kid and remembers to thank him.

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (lKmt3)

142 shes gonna have to hide her weed in her vajayjay.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (o7tuA)

143 So they support concealed carry?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (rF9rk)

144 Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest.

To do otherwise was suspicious.


Yes. Call it peer pressure or bullying, but you learned the rules really fast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (fuK7c)

145 Why did no other kids bully the HOGG children so they know when to shut up? Because the HOGG children are the bullies. Probably learned from the both public employee parents.

Posted by: Lester at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (LfJIn)

146 45 I actually don't think this is a bad idea. Sure, it probably has little to no effect on making the school safer, but there may be some added benefits. It does have the benefit on not trampling upon anyone's rights.

Posted by: SH at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (sX1BW)

++++

Yes, it does violate rights. It is a form of a search, so you have that, and also a right to privacy.

The people who just love government surveillance will point out that kids can already be searched in school. This is true. It just means we are already denying the rights of students and have now decided to kick it up a notch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (pvjTE)

147 Do they not have lockers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)


Lockers are LONG gone, thanks to drugs etc. and now, of course, Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (5jQYn)

148 Are band members going to be required to carry their instruments in a clear case?

( damn I hated carrying my saxophone home everyday when I was in Jr High. )

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (uoaXf)

149 why do they even need backpacks when there are no books to carry around anymore? Everyone has a tablet or ipad with online books, homework, etc. Heck all the elementary kids in my daughter's school have their own ipad now. No one knows how to write anymore, its all typing.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (gcme+)

150 145 Why did no other kids bully the HOGG children so they know when to shut up? Because the HOGG children are the bullies. Probably learned from the both public employee parents.

Posted by: Lester at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (LfJIn)


Why do you think that little shitstain hasn't gone back to school? Big meanies might smack him around a bit and stuff him in a locker. At least, I should hope they would.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (7UW64)

151 Let me be perfectly clear.

Posted by: President Barrackpack Obama at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (ewxPW)

152 145 Why did no other kids bully the HOGG children so they know when to shut up? Because the HOGG children are the bullies. Probably learned from the both public employee parents.
Posted by: Lester at April 02, 2018 02:55 PM (LfJIn)


Speaking of which, where exactly ARE the delightful Mr. and Mrs. Hogg? They've definitely kept a low profile in this whole shitstorm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (5jQYn)

153
Didn't someone calculate that 10% pr less of the March For Life were kids and of the people who attended 98% or something were Hillary voters?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (tpDAe)


I saw that on TuCa's show. It was basically a pro abortion pussy hat protest,it was majority white women with an average age of 48

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)

154
What good is a transparent backpack when you have a transparent Glock?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (IqV8l)

155 You want the hot chick line but will get the Trigglypuff line.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (l9+PM)

156
We can end the stigma of menstruation by returning to traditional backpacks. Self-consciousness and hypervigilence are associated with concerns about the revelation of one's menstrual status.

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (LOgQ4)

157 Morning Report noted that Mother Hogg is a leftist who posts anti-Trump stuff regularly on Facebook. Surprise, surprise.

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (U3LtS)

158 At the very least we have lowered the minimum age to be called an ***hole, and opened it up to all genders and variations thereon.

That's what I call progress.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (RuIsu)

159 Actually, we confiscate backpacks as well as ties and shoelaces, since they might try to suffocate themselves with it.

Posted by: Scott Israel at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (WrY3/)

160 154


What good is a transparent backpack when you have a transparent Glock?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (IqV8l)

i find this funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (o7tuA)

161 The Right to Keep and Bear Backpacks SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

What part of this do you wing-nut Rethuglikkkans NOT understand?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (VDbGO)

162 And what, pray tell, genius Hoggsspawn, is the transparent NRA agenda?

The morons claim the NRA gets a cut of gun sales.

They don't attempt to prove it, but that's their claim.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (iv0p7)

163
Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest.


Depending on who you were sitting near. I remember having to hold my books in front sometimes when I was getting up for the next class.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (2z74n)

164 Everyone has a tablet or ipad with online books, homework, etc. Heck all the elementary kids in my daughter's school have their own ipad now. No one knows how to write anymore, its all typing.
Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (gcme+)


LA Unified gave all of the ... uh ... "low-income" students an iPad.

Which of course they sold in a heartbeat, against all odds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (5jQYn)

165 And I don't really care if they have to carry around transparent backpcaks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (tpDAe)

166 >>a transparent Glock? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (IqV8l)

The merchandise catalog that accompanies your newsletter--you will send it to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)

167 The people who just love government surveillance will point out that kids can already be searched in school. This is true. It just means we are already denying the rights of students and have now decided to kick it up a notch.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 02:56 PM (pvjTE)

Lets see... Rights you don't have on school grounds.

Right to Privacy.
Freedom of Association.
Right of Self Defense (and 2nd)
Freedom of Speech (talk out of turn and you can be expelled).

Yet, in most States, you HAVE to go to school.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

168 Are these the same teenagers that post every boring or scandalous private detail of their lives on FB, Twitter and Instagram for the whole world to see and now want some privacy?

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (MxEKc)

169 Lauren Hogg - MSD class of 2021. Just your average girl trying to change the world with her friends as part of the #NeverAgain movement. Exist loudly Vote wisely.




Yeah you're average obnoxious, arrogant, full of herself stupid twat girl. Exist loudly. Go fark yourself honey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (SiINZ)

170 Are we really going to get nothing more than a full 24/7 hour news cycle of Hoggs and Stormy for the rest of Trump's term now?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (+dsLj)

171 88
Double-dog dare: Zod offers one hundred dollars to the first rebellious
kid who stuffs a mannequin head into his transparent backpack.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

********************************************************
All Hail ZOD, innanet winna
I would so do that in high school, just to see how many pearl clutchers I could rile up:>

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (JNTt1)

172 >>Lockers are LONG gone, thanks to drugs etc. and now, of course, Islamic terrorism.

Good. Less tax $$ spent on them. Fucking little assholes should carry their books on their heads-- like they do in Africa.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (r9UYA)

173 104 Nobody had backpacks when I went to high school. We carried our books. What the heck is different now? Is it because the schools are so big you can't be expected to carry books from place to place? Do they not have lockers?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:51 PM (IqV8l)

I wished I had one when I was a freshman at my school and that was in the mid 1980s. The freshman got the worst locker placement and most of us had to run with an armload of heavy shit to make it to class on time. By the time I was a senior I carried a notebook and a pen in my pocket and I sauntered to class.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (4ErVI)

174 164, LA Unified...the best and brightest don't work there, that's for sure.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (gcme+)

175 69 Actually the schools i taught in would have been better off if we had just turned them into prisons.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 02:47 PM (o7tuA)
----------------------------
Seriously.
I taught in Philadelphia public schools a couple of years.
I also taught in a penitentiary.
FAR preferred the latter. Far, far, far.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (0jtPF)

176 158 At the very least we have lowered the minimum age to be called an ***hole, and opened it up to all genders and variations thereon.

That's what I call progress.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (RuIsu)


It's a great step forward for civil rights and equality under the law.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (5jQYn)

177 I used to hate airplane crashes not so much for the humanity and the loss of life but because that was when CNN put Richard Quest on TV.

He's on now talking about something else. I changed channels.

It's hard to know what to avoid now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (fuK7c)

178 157 Of course the dad is a rock solid Republican,likeAndrew McCabe or John McCain....

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (LiyEm)

179 I have zero problem with kids and clear backpacks at school. Considering what many schools already have in terms of security with metal detectors and guards, it seems to me to be pretty tame. I actually don't think its a terrible idea. Maybe your backpack should just have books and school supplies?

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (lKmt3)

180 174 164, LA Unified...the best and brightest don't work there, that's for sure.
Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (gcme+)


Because they dropped out immediately?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (5jQYn)

181 Depending on who you were sitting near. I remember having to hold my books in front sometimes when I was getting up for the next class.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 02:58 PM (2z74n)

-

I'm guessing you mean guys looking down your shirt.

We apologize. We truly can't help it. Even dignified, established, well off, happily married men are going to try to look at even the slightest bit of breast if the opportunity presents itself. We don't even consciously want to, either. It's just how our brains work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (rF9rk)

182 You asked the government to do something. Government did something. That you are displeased with that something is called unintended consequences or karma.
Posted by: Penfold at April 02, 2018 02:54 PM (Fbt5B)

I like this comment Very much.

Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (Z48ZB)

183 Fuck these illiterate twinks.

Still blaming an entity that had NOTHING to do with the shooting.

Would be nice if some intrepid reporter figured out whe the ringleaders were in taunting Nikolas Cruz relentlessly for almost 10 years. Because I guarantee at least one of these Commie Mouthpieces is on that list.

Sorry about your 4th Amendment Rights, non-adult.

Ha!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (FFJtw)

184 they also make laws about heavy window tinting on cars. Obviously it makes driving a car like being in prison, when the real problem is we need to get rid of cars.

More lives are saved by guns (by far) than lives lost, and being safe in one's home is itself a valuable commodity. And from the wisdom of "Live Free or Die", what is the value of liberty?

Hogg is doing a fine job -- of portraying the insanity of the fasicst/ignorant left. Keep you Fist raised high, Camera Hogg.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (bT8Z4)

185 If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, your backpack would still be opaque.

Posted by: Scott Israel at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (WrY3/)

186 Tide Pod Generation: It's no fun watching somebody with the bag over their head unless you can see the lips turn blue.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (Bdeb0)

187 " Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest."

Yes, exactly right. Thank you. I don't know what we did without backpacks.

Somehow, we also carried those gymbags. Don't even know if they still make the type we carried.

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (U3LtS)

188 Don't rope me into the messed up Hogg family. I was happy, lost, in the dumpster.

Posted by: Mrs Beasley at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

189 FAR preferred the latter. Far, far, far.
__________________

The prisoners want to learn.

The kids, not so much. Most of them think they already know it all. And a lot of them are smug, arrogant little shits.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)

190 What good is a transparent backpack when you have a transparent Glock?

Wait, did they upgrade the porcelain Glock 7 to transparent aluminum?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

191 Are we really going to get nothing more than a full 24/7 hour news cycle of Hoggs and Stormy for the rest of Trump's term now?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
---
Isnt there a slew of *Stormy Rides the Hogg* videos out there already?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (Q/obp)

192 Not so sure about all this transparenting. Seems like you'd have to construct a whole lot of extra bathrooms to pull this one off.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (7UW64)

193
Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest.

To spare themselves the embarrassment and stigma of young, sensitive, fertile, developing breasts. My Dad helped me with that last sentence.

Follow me on Twitter!

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (LOgQ4)

194 I saw that on TuCa's show. It was basically a pro abortion pussy hat protest,it was majority white women with an average age of 48
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)


Is unwanted pregnancy a big problem for that demographic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (5jQYn)

195

And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (IqV8l)

196 I'm guessing you mean guys looking down your shirt.

You're on the right track, but have reversed the roles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (2z74n)

197 Seriously.

I taught in Philadelphia public schools a couple of years.

I also taught in a penitentiary.

FAR preferred the latter. Far, far, far.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (0jtPF)

Whoa. God bless you very much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (o7tuA)

198 >>Maybe your backpack should just have books and school supplies? Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (lKmt3)

Broken glass. Likka bottle. Small dog. Poop. Telefunken U-47.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (Bdeb0)

199 Follow me on Twitter!
Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (LOgQ4)


Sure. Gotta get my "sassiness" fix for the day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (5jQYn)

200 Wtf nonsensical nonsense is "existing loudly"? Do they mean like leaf blowers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (rF9rk)

201 Hogg is doing a fine job -- of portraying the insanity of the fasicst/ignorant left. Keep you Fist raised high, Camera Hogg.
Posted by: illiniwek

_________

I think we caught a lucky break having Hogg the face of this movement.

Might even be why Trump's popularity has ticked up.

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (lKmt3)

202 Denying the rights of students? This isn't had - you used to have to go to high school because your parents would kill you otherwise and it was just a step in the old (must have been white supremacy) tradition of preparing oneself to go to college or just to be a better citizen. It's only three years - Martha Stewart did that time standing on her head.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (AjNMO)

203 Another prank I would pull, with the clear backpack thing, is to line it with a paper grocery bag and put all my stuff in the bag. Except of course something that would cause outrage: like a copy of the drawing of Pinochet throwing commie swine out of the helocopter.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (JNTt1)

204 I have zero problem with kids and clear backpacks at school. Considering what many schools already have in terms of security with metal detectors and guards, it seems to me to be pretty tame. I actually don't think its a terrible idea. Maybe your backpack should just have books and school supplies?

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:00 PM (lKmt3)
-------------------------------

There are some employers who require employees to have clear purses or backpacks when at work. Think some of those chain stores at malls that mostly employee teens, they have a problem with theft so they want to be able to see what their staffers are going home with every night

Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (EBwPV)

205 I pray conservatives and right wingers will ignore these people. This only adds fuel to the fire and legitmizes these turds.... And gives them power.

Posted by: Monk at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (GJnhB)

206 The clear backpack requirement thingy was in play at two different schools my kids went to, back in the 90s-2ks.

I've also seen casinos where the employee purses must be transparent.

These little shits are about as sharp as one of my 3 day old farts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (0ogQG)

207 177 I used to hate airplane crashes not so much for the humanity and the loss of life but because that was when CNN put Richard Quest on TV.

He's on now talking about something else. I changed channels.

It's hard to know what to avoid now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 02, 2018 02:59 PM (fuK7c)

Did they have Haji commenting on Islam?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

208 I wouldn't go out and whore myself for the Hogg family so Mr, French makes me scrub toilets in a mini skirt.

Posted by: Cissy at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

209 You're on the right track, but have reversed the roles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (2z74n)

-

Ah yes, now I remember that problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (rF9rk)

210 Just put an opaque bag in the backpack.

On the other hand, this is stupid beyond ready description. When Cruz showed up, I think the giveaway should have been the rifle, not the non-opaque backpack.

Who do they think this even helps, besides the sellers of see-through backpacks?

Posted by: OCBill at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (df+Zi)

211 The prisoners want to learn.

The kids, not so much. Most of them think they already know it all. And a lot of them are smug, arrogant little shits.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)


And prisoners can't cut school that easily, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (5jQYn)

212 192 Not so sure about all this transparenting. Seems like you'd have to construct a whole lot of extra bathrooms to pull this one off.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (7UW64)

Hawaiian Judge #4 says that every child must have at least one Trans Parent now.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (9TK8E)

213 "Fucking little assholes should carry their books on their heads-- like they do in Africa. "

I could just see one of those girls who suffered through Boca Harem kidnapping and raping them going up against the Hogg girl in an open debate of fear, prisons, the ability to protect oneself, air conditioned schools...and so on.

it would be like...bitch..please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (EyPfd)

214 Never seen a school shooting at a nudist colony, amirite?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (uG6Wv)

215 So you don't like wearing a badge? Well suck it up buttercups, I have to swipe at least 4 doors to get to my office. Welcome to the real world.

Posted by: Stephan at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (ffv4o)

216 194 I saw that on TuCa's show. It was basically a pro abortion pussy hat protest,it was majority white women with an average age of 48
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)

Is unwanted pregnancy a big problem for that demographic?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:02 PM (5jQYn)

No, its the crowd who decided early on that they didn't want children...

But now are bitter, because they are too old for a Man to be interested in them...

So now? NO ONE should have children...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

217 Give her credit...unlike her lisping 4.2 GPA(LOL!!!)sibling...she can actually spell...

Posted by: BossaNovaBastard at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (7DG+y)

218 Transparent backpacks will only lead to transparent arms race.

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (5b+Sr)

219 My kid's backpack was heavy canvas and zippers that were bigger than on an 8 man tent.

And with the tons of stuff in it, he went through 2 a year.

Clear vinyl? They won't last a month.


So make sure you thank Camera Hogg, his parents, and the loons in the press.


Or maybe start a heavy-duty clear backpack company and clean up.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (UsCnO)

220 An empty flask of JD would look nice. Good way to get rid of Dad's recyclables.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (2z74n)

221 Shit like this is why children should not dictate policy. I wouldn't give them a seat at the table at all.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (pw+jk)

222 One hundred bucks to the first rebellious kid who can tell his high-school girlfriend, with a straight face, that he's gonna use his as a condom. Two hundred if he pronounces it con-DOM.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (Bdeb0)

223 Double-dog dare: Zod offers one hundred dollars to the first rebellious kid who stuffs a mannequin head into his transparent backpack.

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)



Someone should put MAGA hats in the Hogg kids' backpack. Watch them go hog wild. Of course Boss Hogg is too important to go to school any more so it would just be for the dimwitted sister

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (SiINZ)

224 pro tip -- put the handgun behind the notebook.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (bT8Z4)

225 So kids, what'll be? Liberty? Or security?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:05 PM (7uYFy)

226 You know who else was screwed by big government? Jesus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:06 PM (+y/Ru)

227 200 Wtf nonsensical nonsense is "existing loudly"? Do they mean like leaf blowers?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (rF9rk)

And just as annoying.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

228 Attention whore Acosta apparently highjacked the Easter egg roll.
Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)



Speaking of attention whoring, I will repeat what I said on twitter because I thought it was funny dammit.

Apparently there are journalists all smugly oh there's nothing wrong with this because it is normal to yell out questions at event. And my response:

Hey, it's completely fine to shout questions to the President during an Easter celebration while he's coloring with children is why clowns who deal drugs, sell used cars, are multi-level marketers, and who hate dogs have higher approval ratings than journalists.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

229 Russian nesting-bags. A clear bag inside a clear bag inside a clear bag inside a clear bag...

Posted by: Zod at April 02, 2018 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

230 189
The prisoners want to learn.

The kids, not so much. Most of them think they already know it all. And a lot of them are smug, arrogant little shits.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)
------------------------------
A lot of truth in that.
But even more important, the inmates who DON'T want to learn at least want to get parole points. So they are polite in class and make a reasonable effort.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2018 03:07 PM (0jtPF)

231 High school students have a constitutional right to a #GradeFreeZone !!

Posted by: Hoggspawn at April 02, 2018 03:07 PM (SfHkZ)

232 How is Kurt Eichenwald not in jail?..... Seriously.

Posted by: Monk at April 02, 2018 03:07 PM (GJnhB)

233 Clear vinyl? They won't last a month.

-
Big Vinyl is screwing us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

234 Excellent additional example of the premise of my earlier query: even with *such* a dumbed-down, bigoted country, how can these ignorant, stupid teenagers, with their self-parodying comments, have been something with which Ingraham could get herself in trouble? What did she say?


Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (Dhcvl)

235 How about a transparent backpack that's shaped like an AR-15. Would that be banned?

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (5b+Sr)

236 232. Ahhh....ya saw Jim's vids, didja?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (fA1SL)

237 They should make the girls wear transparent clothes, too.

Posted by: guy with untreatable Super Gonorrhea at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

238 If you work for Amazon you have to have your lunch in a clear container and can't bring in your cell phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (tpDAe)

239 Nope....way out of line. [CBD]

Posted by: JJ at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (ZgAF6)

240 Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side. Girls carried them clutched to their chest.

I remember that. Yes, indeed, I remember that.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (nBr1j)

241 Nobody had backpacks when I went to high school. We carried our books.
What the heck is different now? Is it because the schools are so big you
can't be expected to carry books from place to place? Do they not have
lockers?

=====

Drugs and bombs. Also, I would point out that high schools and their campuses (campii?) are larger than most colleges.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (MIKMs)

242 Someone has hopefully pointed out to her that this is the same school that found bullets in Cruz's not-clear backpack and did nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (rF9rk)

243 I'm convinced that Camera Hogg would get the shit kicked out him by the end of the first period.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (l9+PM)

244 Hoggabooboo? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (5IJky)

245 Remind me again - Who shot those 17 people? Was it an NRA member, or was it a teenager? Maybe we should be imposing a lot more rules and regs on teenagers, and leave the NRA members alone.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (seSmy)

246 I actually don't think its a terrible idea. Maybe your backpack should just have books and school supplies?
____________________

The "I don't want boys to see my tampons" crap sounds lame. How many tampons does any one chick need to be carting around school, anyway? She could stick half a dozen in a brown paper bag and put it in her transparent backpack, and nobody would be the wiser. Who needs to be toting around a whole box of the things?

But whatever. These Nazis demanded more security, and now they've got it. Enjoy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (fqUgw)

247 Didn't Laura Ingram call this Hogg kid a whiner - was that the genesis of the mess she finds herself in right now? Or was there something more to what she called him?

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (gcme+)

248
Shoulda stopped ostracizing and bullying Cruz, whiners.

Consequences are a bitch, huh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (pNxlR)

249 $100 to the first kid who loads that clear SOB full of BC Bud and parades it around school...just a thought...

Posted by: BossaNovaBastard at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (7DG+y)

250 200 Wtf nonsensical nonsense is "existing loudly"?

Probably happens after the cafeteria offers burritos for lunch.

See also "existing fragrantly."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (5jQYn)

251 Anyway
Shooters will just switch to pistol

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:10 PM (uG6Wv)

252 You know, a gofundme style competition for clear backpack contents is a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:10 PM (rF9rk)

253
You want more government?

This is what more government looks like.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 02, 2018 02:45 PM (ymnmz)








Obligatory meme.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ld9bzz

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2018 03:10 PM (XWkhW)

254 *bounds off on hall monitor tattle tale duty*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:10 PM (mf5HN)

255 233
Clear vinyl? They won't last a month.



-

Big Vinyl is screwing us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)


Tapping foot, again.

Posted by: Lisa Page at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (ymnmz)

256 For the tampon thing
I'm sure they'll allow purses

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (uG6Wv)

257 As implied by others above, a backpack can't conceal a magic, evil, special, uniquely baaad AR-15 style assault weapon nuclear missile thinggy - so shouldn't *that* be the incredibly stupid whine by these dumb teenagers (and the authoritarian ones are dumb, even for their age, pretty dramatic how stupid they are).

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (Dhcvl)

258 I agree, it sure sucks when some jerk takes away your freedom, little girl, doesn't it?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (VbO3B)

259
I'm old enough to remeber when making everything out of transparent polyvinyl was new wave and cool.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lKyWE)

260 221
Shit like this is why children should not dictate policy. I wouldn't give them a seat at the table at all.


Ever heard of the kid's table?

A rite of passage in my large family gatherings like Easter and Thanksgiving dinner was the moving from the kid's table to the adult table.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (UsCnO)

261 Bless their hearts, these kids are so dumb! Irony is not just a thing you do to your snappy brown shirts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (xPJvm)

262 So apparently the SUV with the two lesbians in the six adopted children that went over the cliff edge a few days ago was going 90 miles an hour when it went over and killed everyone.

Intentional Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (FFJtw)

263 Transparent backpack?

Would it take vast intelligence to think of hollowing out a large book - say, like a textbook - and putting a pistol inside of it?

Oh, wait, that would be destroying school property.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (5jQYn)

264 >>Can't they just identify as bulletproof?

Posted by: The Podestas at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (W+vEI)

265 Despite being a Tidepod tyrant, she has a point. The US has been in increased lockdown ever since the mid-80's with an ever widening net of rules, regulations, security, etc....without much, if any, increase in health, safety or benefit that I can see unless you are a govt agency seeking more funding and personnel. Welcome to Prison USA kid..

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (MxEKc)

266 Boys need tampons too now anyway,if they identify as having a cooch.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (LiyEm)

267 Younger HoggWart, be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

I doubt that any of the HoggWart family has a good working understanding of the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

268 Kurt's funding of the child porn site using the excuse of research as a journalist is a billion times worse than comedians doing clown nose off and clown nose on routine.

Posted by: Monk at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (GJnhB)

269 You know, a gofundme style competition for clear backpack contents is a great idea.

Porn on the kid's iPad, screen facing out.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (2z74n)

270 SpaceX is launching this afternoon. It's a cargo mission to the ISS and they will dock on Wednesday. One thing they are taking is printer papar. Apparently the crew goes through 2 reams of paper every month. That's a lot of memos.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (rBnYq)

271 214
Never seen a school shooting at a nudist colony, amirite?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:04 PM (uG6Wv)


Harpoonings are a bigger threat. And hairy palms.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (Dp6qK)

272 Who do they think this even helps, besides the sellers of see-through backpacks?
Posted by: OCBill

____________

Most gun homicides are from a handgun. AR-15s are like less than 1% of murders.

I don't mind clear backpacks because:

A) Fuck these kids, maybe this will shut them up and teach a lesson

B) Maybe it actually would keep a lot of stuff outside of guns from being brought into school as well that shouldn't be there (like drugs)

I'm sure kids will find a way around it, but I like watching them squirm over the clear backpacks and it displays their hypocrisy.


Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (lKmt3)

273 The left wing mom is running the twitter feed of her children, standing on the graves of those kids killed at the school, in order to score political points. All this with the collusion and full blessing of the left wing media and the progressive Soros journo-list. I honestly don't think that the left can get any lower.

Posted by: Pancake at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (LPFcl)

274 I want to categorically deny that the DNC get a kickback for every clear backpack sold in Florida. They launder it through Mexico first.

Posted by: President Barrackpack Obama at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (ewxPW)

275 Big Vinyl is screwing us!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----------

Save the planet! Use paper backpacks!*



*This message has been updated since the 60's when our motto was, 'Save a Tree, Use Plastic!'. That message should now be disregarded.

Posted by: Eco Warriors at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (7Cr6v)

276 I'm sure they'll allow purses
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (uG6Wv)



Nothing I had would have fit in a purse.

Posted by: Sandra F - Now with more of me to love at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (jBwOG)

277 And
Nothing stopping anyone from placing a placard with miscellaneous junk in front of the pack. Put the AR behind the placard and booms your uncle

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (uG6Wv)

278 Are those back packs recyclable?

Posted by: California Legislative Morons at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (0R8QZ)

279 Anybody remember watching Rock and Roll High School?

Mrs VIA's favorite movie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (EyPfd)

280 Didn't Laura Ingram call this Hogg kid a whiner - was that the genesis of the mess she finds herself in right now? Or was there something more to what she called him?

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (gcme+)



That was about it which was a crushing blow to his poor widdle ego and all hell broke loose for her. I say again, fark every company that pull its advertising with her. I hope they all end up out of business

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (SiINZ)

281 247 Didn't Laura Ingram call this Hogg kid a whiner - was that the genesis of the mess she finds herself in right now? Or was there something more to what she called him?
_____________________

No, she tweeted something about him "whining" about not getting accepted into the colleges he wanted. He was whining about it. But he became enraged that she used the word "whining" and that's why he called for advertisers to boycott her show. Not because of anything to do with the gun control debate, but because she offended his delicate widdle pajama-boy feelings.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (fqUgw)

282 Don't rope me into the messed up Hogg family wallow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)

283 If you work for Amazon you have to have your lunch in a clear container and can't bring in your cell phone.

Are you talking about the warehouse workers? I didn't have these requirements.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (iv0p7)

284
Make them out of transparent aluminum. I'm pretty sure the Star Trek documentaries told us that technology has been bequeathed to us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (pNxlR)

285 242
Someone has hopefully pointed out to her that this is the same school
that found bullets in Cruz's not-clear backpack and did nothing.



Alas, not yet.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (UsCnO)

286 . I honestly don't think that the left can get any lower.
Posted by: Pancake
-----------

They are dancing on the graves of the murdered children.

Posted by: Eco Warriors at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (7Cr6v)

287 Considering his history with child porn...why is Kurt Eichenwald communicating with minors via the internet...Trump's homies and Interpol need to pay this MF a visit...

Posted by: BossaNovaBastard at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (7DG+y)

288 Clear vinyl? They won't last a month.


===========

I have some clear vinyl dry bags that are almost 20 years old and get used a lot. Still in dry condition but the vinyl is getting hard to see through.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (pw+jk)

289
How much petroleum will be required to manufacture these backpacks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (IqV8l)

290 Would it take vast intelligence to think of hollowing out a large book -
say, like a textbook - and putting a pistol inside of it?


Having a book might look suspicious. You need the latest notebook or iPad.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (2z74n)

291 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (5b+Sr)

292 Yeah...a bit too much [CBD]

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (ujg0T)

293 So apparently the SUV with the two lesbians in the six adopted children that went over the cliff edge a few days ago was going 90 miles an hour when it went over and killed everyone.

Intentional Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (FFJtw)
..........

Nagged each other right over the edge.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (HgMAr)

294 You gotta fight
For your right
TO PARTY !!!
of #OpaqueBackpacks!

Posted by: Hoggspawn at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (SfHkZ)

295 So apparently the SUV with the two lesbians in the six adopted children that went over the cliff edge a few days ago was going 90 miles an hour when it went over and killed everyone.

Intentional Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (FFJtw)
----------------------------

I saw that story earlier, also said that one of the kids had been sneaking over to a neighbor's house for food because "my 2 moms" couldn't be bothered to feed their tribe (which is what "my 2 moms" called their household, not family, but tribe).

Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (EBwPV)

296 "Most gun homicides are from a handgun. AR-15s are like less than 1% of murders. "

More people in the US are murdered using either hammers, blunt objects, knives, or hands and feet than are murdered using AR-15 platforms.

Every..fcuking..year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2018 03:15 PM (EyPfd)

297 Didn't Laura Ingram call this Hogg kid a whiner - was that the genesis of the mess she finds herself in right now? Or was there something more to what she called him?

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:09 PM (gcme+)


Shouldn't have called him anything. Shoulda just challenged him to an arm wrestling match.

My money would be on Laura.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:15 PM (5jQYn)

298 Yeah, Laura should have never apologized. She might still find herself in the same position she is in, but with some pride intact at least.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:15 PM (gcme+)

299 I honestly don't think that the left can get any lower.

Posted by: Pancake at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (LPFcl)

Licking toilets, they are.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:15 PM (7UW64)

300
Vinyl? They're using vinyl? Don't they know that vinyl contains CHLORINE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (pNxlR)

301 But he became enraged that she used the word "whining" and that's why he called for advertisers to boycott her show. Not because of anything to do with the gun control debate, but because she offended his delicate widdle pajama-boy feelings.

The interesting part being of course that everything he said and did regarding the boycott was the exact phrasing that John Podesta has used before. You can *tell* when he's being told what to say; his grammar improves markedly, for one thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (3J/LN)

302 268. That was particularly amusing. His emails threatening legal action - also funny. As one person observed - only Kurt could get into an argument with a transsexual communist and be the most deranged and degenerate person involved.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (fA1SL)

303 They pulled a Thelma and Louise but with 6 kids aboard.Nice.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

304 So apparently the SUV with the two lesbians in the six adopted children that went over the cliff edge a few days ago was going 90 miles an hour when it went over and killed everyone.

Intentional Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (FFJtw)


Now that's a REAL parallel parking fail.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (5jQYn)

305 206 The clear backpack requirement thingy was in play at two different schools my kids went to, back in the 90s-2ks.

I've also seen casinos where the employee purses must be transparent.

These little shits are about as sharp as one of my 3 day old farts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2018 03:03 PM (0ogQG)

For 30-40 years, at least, department store employees can only carry their belongings with them in a clear plastic pouch. 4 years ago, I had to visit a major department store to conduct a product promotion and even though I was signed-in visitor , they handed me a logo-ed clear pouch and told me that if I wanted to carry anything with me onto the sales floor, I had to have it in that bag.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (SGpFT)

306 273 . . I honestly don't think that the left can get any lower.
Posted by: Pancake
________

Hold our beers.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle, and DistHillary at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (9vQJW)

307 These little fascists would have fit right in during Mao's cultural revolution.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (BLzn1)

308 Would it take vast intelligence to think of hollowing out a large book - say, like a textbook - and putting a pistol inside of it?

Oh, wait, that would be destroying school property.
_____________________

Would it be okay if it's my own book?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Next school shooter at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (fqUgw)

309 So, She-Hogg hates to see the rights of the many trampled because of the actions of one baddie.

How very interesting.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (Dn4Uq)

310 Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (iv0p7)

Yes, the warehouse workers, evidently because nobody higher up working in other parts of the company would steal anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (tpDAe)

311 So, how do you FEEEEEELLLLLL now?

Isn't that the most important thing? Like in the history of ever?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (GdWl+)

312 I can only hope the female piglet is attacked by the criminal underclass for whom she will no doubt bleed as she gets older. Her squeals will not help her then......
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (ujg0T)



You want to explain exactly what you mean by that?

Because I know how I am interpreting it and I am really and truly hoping that I am wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

313 273
The left wing mom is running the twitter feed of her children, standing
on the graves of those kids killed at the school, in order to score
political points. All this with the collusion and full blessing of the
left wing media and the progressive Soros journo-list. I honestly don't
think that the left can get any lower.




The operative phrase you are referring to is "Blood Dancer".

This phrase should always be used any time Camera Hogg or his supporters are referred to.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (UsCnO)

314 I suspect Fox News forced Laura Ingraham to apologize.Just a feeling.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (LiyEm)

315 291 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg
Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (5b+Sr)

Avid dog hag

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

316 Have we learned of any results from the Florida FBI investigation ? It's been almost two months since the shootings.

Have FBI people been fired yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

317 Vinyl? They're using vinyl? Don't they know that vinyl contains CHLORINE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (pNxlR)


It's a WAR GAS! Think of the children!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (5jQYn)

318 The interesting part being of course that everything he said and did regarding the boycott was the exact phrasing that John Podesta has used before. You can *tell* when he's being told what to say; his grammar improves markedly, for one thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (3J/LN)


Somebody uploaded some video footage of that little asshat practicing his little off-the-cuff speech and getting it wrong a few times before it came off as spontaneously as he liked it. It also contains his drama-queen run-in with a lifeguard in CA.

Kids a joke.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)

319 Not because of anything to do with the gun control debate, but because she offended his delicate widdle pajama-boy feelings.

And, in his clown-nose-off routine, the whiny little bitch whined that she was attacking "children".

The same "children" you should be glad are campaign to eliminate your Constitutional rights.

It's so stupid it could only be happening now.

Posted by: fruits of the post-modern at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (NXNvi)

320 48 34 Who likes getting groped at the airport?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 02:44 PM (IqV8l)

Good grope or bad grope ??
Posted by: Martha at April 02, 2018

*
*
Good grope = groping by TSA staffer who looks like pr0n star Nikki Rhodes

Bad grope = 99% chance you'll get the female staffer who looks like Roosevelt Grier

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 02, 2018 03:18 PM (PIJLW)

321 The left wing mom is running the twitter feed of her children, standing on the graves of those kids killed at the school, in order to score political points. All this with the collusion and full blessing of the left wing media and the progressive Soros journo-list. I honestly don't think that the left can get any lower.

Posted by: Pancake at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (LPFcl)



Didn't Boss Hogg say his parents were stupid because they could do something?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 03:18 PM (SiINZ)

322 Rosa Parks was safer where she could see everyone in front of her.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 02, 2018 03:18 PM (FLifI)

323 I bought some dishwasher pods the other day--not Tide but some other brand. I must admit they did look oddly tasty.

I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:18 PM (nBr1j)

324 We need to focus on real issues gripping this country!...Like pushup bras and Victoria Secret semi-annual sale !

Posted by: Hoggspawn at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (SfHkZ)

325 315 291 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg
Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (5b+Sr)

Avid dog hag

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You used the A twice. What are you a commie?

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (5b+Sr)

326 Tide Pods are sooo yesterday..



http://tinyurl.com/ycmaqh84

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (EyPfd)

327 302 268. That was particularly amusing. His emails threatening legal action - also funny. As one person observed - only Kurt could get into an argument with a transsexual communist and be the most deranged and degenerate person involved.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (fA1SL)



Is there a way to tweet a strobelight app?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:20 PM (ujg0T)

328 303 They pulled a Thelma and Louise but with 6 kids aboard.Nice.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

Three of the kids are still missing.

These bitches should roast nicely in hell, but I also think the agency that approved the adoptions should be penalized, and hard, for towing the PC line and letting a known abuser adopt six (6!!) kids. Somebody's head should roll.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:20 PM (7UW64)

329 Are those back packs recyclable?
Posted by: California Legislative Morons
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The outgassing of vinyl is known to cause cancer in California. Those bags should carry appropriate warnings, and should not be used by children under 26 years of age.

It is on their Prop 65 list.

Posted by: Eco Warriors at April 02, 2018 03:20 PM (NL+DJ)

330 Have FBI people been fired yet?
________________

LOL. We're government employees. We never get fired for anything.

Posted by: FBI incompetents at April 02, 2018 03:20 PM (fqUgw)

331 Northernlurker, honestly the tide pods are oddly mesmerizing with their swirl of colors, depending on the scent. Eating them is still stupid but they are pretty to look at.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:20 PM (gcme+)

332 My rights haven't been violated this bad since that 10 pm curfew !!

Posted by: Hoggspawn at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (SfHkZ)

333 You used the A twice. What are you a commie?

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (5b+Sr)

He LIKES A's.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (7UW64)

334 You know, a gofundme style competition for clear backpack contents is a great idea.

-

Porn on the kid's iPad, screen facing out.

Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2018 03:12 PM (2z74n)

-

Seriously, though, the kids who aren't going to college won't give a crap. $10k to buy a car with just for three days detention for a prank? We would have a thousand entries on day one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (rF9rk)

335 VIA - the condom snorting challenge would be more interesting if it was already used.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (BLzn1)

336 And just to be sure you're not "bullied" or "cyberstalked" all your texts should all be uploaded to the school server.
Enjoy your New Freedom To Be Safe.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (FLifI)

337 325 315 291 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg
Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (5b+Sr)

Avid dog hag

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You used the A twice. What are you a commie?
Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (5b+Sr)

Dangit, I KNEW that was too easy. Okay,

Dog vid hag

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

338 303 They pulled a Thelma and Louise but with 6 kids aboard.Nice.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)



I remember their adopted kids actually giving cops hugs. Maybe mushy leftists, but not rabid cop-hating ones at least.

This actually profoundly saddens me.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:22 PM (ujg0T)

339 Didn't Laura Ingram call this Hogg kid a whiner

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He was squealing like a pig!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

340
I have to pass out kudos to whomever linked to the Mindless Entertainment anti-The Last Jedi video on the sidebar. That young woman took no hostages in her jeremiad. Worth a watch / listen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (pNxlR)

341 237 They should make the girls wear transparent clothes, too.

Shaved Guevera gets an exemption. Nobody needs to see that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (Dn4Uq)

342 Yes, the warehouse workers, evidently because nobody higher up working in other parts of the company would steal anything.

Amazon's paranoid about their office workers too. Contractors don't get Admin rights on their development machines. A dev can put all kinds of mischief in their code base, but can't install software on his company laptop.

They also have muscle at every entrance. At Microsoft, if you can badge in, you're good. Nobody's standing there watching you, ready to pounce if you look suspicious.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (iv0p7)

343 Laura Igraham shouldn't have apologized, I really do think that makes a situation far worse. It then becomes a story and you have admitted guilt.

But I do hope conservatives remember how big business responds to this sort of thing the next time I hear about how we need to drop the populism.

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (lKmt3)

344 Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Ah. The sweet siren song of mushy detergent pods. They are the gateway drug to bath salts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (RwYr/)

345 Avid dog hag

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You used the A twice. What are you a commie?

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM (5b+Sr)



Maybe Dutch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 03:23 PM (SiINZ)

346 I bought some dishwasher pods the other day--not Tide but some other brand. I must admit they did look oddly tasty.

I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.
Posted by: Northernlurker



Cascade Platinum. Yellow, green & blue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (G0qhR)

347 317 Vinyl? They're using vinyl? Don't they know that vinyl contains CHLORINE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (pNxlR)

It's a WAR GAS! Think of the children!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:17 PM (5jQYn)


A liberal acquaintance here freaked about benzene outgassing from cushioned auto dashboards.

Some left-wing genius had it up, and found that the plasticizer in dashboards is di-n-butyl benzene-1,4-dicarboxylate, which when translated into retardese became ...mumble mumble whatever ... BENZENE ... mumble mumble whatever.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (5jQYn)

348 VIA - the condom snorting challenge would be more interesting if it was already used.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at April 02, 2018 03:21 PM (BLzn1)
............

or had a couple of Tide pods in it.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

349 Dog vid hag
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 02, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

Hid Dog Vag ?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)

350 338
303 They pulled a Thelma and Louise but with 6 kids aboard.Nice.



Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)




I remember their adopted kids actually giving cops hugs. Maybe mushy leftists, but not rabid cop-hating ones at least.



This actually profoundly saddens me.


As details appear about this, the kids were just pawns and tools for Thelma and Louise part 2.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (UsCnO)

351 312 I can only hope the female piglet is attacked by the criminal underclass for whom she will no doubt bleed as she gets older. Her squeals will not help her then......
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (ujg0T)


You want to explain exactly what you mean by that?

Because I know how I am interpreting it and I am really and truly hoping that I am wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:16 PM (mf5HN)



yes, it was a moment of Wishing for Karma. Nasty, yes.

But those of the left who denigrate those of us who merely want to protect ourselves, and then get attacked by the criminals? Karma.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (ujg0T)

352 I know it all starts with looking at detergent pods. And then a long, lingering look, followed by sniffing.
It's a slippery slope.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:25 PM (nBr1j)

353 A liberal acquaintance here freaked about benzene outgassing from cushioned auto dashboards.

Some left-wing genius had it up, and found that the plasticizer in dashboards is di-n-butyl benzene-1,4-dicarboxylate, which when translated into retardese became ...mumble mumble whatever ... BENZENE ... mumble mumble whatever.

I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018

*
*
Take 'em at their word. Go back to metal dashboards like the '58 Impala had.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 02, 2018 03:25 PM (PIJLW)

354
Alert the authorities, I just committed a crime against nature.

Bunny ears bitten off, delicious delicious chocolate bunny ears.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2018 03:25 PM (r+sAi)

355 Is there a way to tweet a strobelight app?

Sort of. You can tweet a big square gif that alternates between black and white at any frequency you choose.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:26 PM (iv0p7)

356 Typical pseudo-intellectual BS.

Schools are TOTES prisons because both have a bell schedule and you get punished if you're not where you're supposed to be!!!

I wish this weren't considered a serious argument, but it was about the speed of a significant number of my classmates when I was getting an Ed. Masters.

I gotta say, schools are doing a bang-up job teaching kids how to compare, since that certainly is the first step in critical thinking. The problem is, though, drawing comparisons is virtually worthless (if not counterproductive) if it's not complemented by skills in drawing contrasts and subsequently weighing the relative importance of similarities and differences.

...but then, that would be ACTUAL critical thinking.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 02, 2018 03:26 PM (q6jjE)

357 David Hogg's name is offensive to Muslims.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)

358 >>354
Alert the authorities, I just committed a crime against nature.

Bunny ears bitten off, delicious delicious chocolate bunny ears.

Barbarian!

Posted by: PETA at April 02, 2018 03:26 PM (r9UYA)

359
Stay away from the cities, stay away from the towns
Stay away from the men pushin' the Tide pods around
Stay away from the stores where the detergent is found

Posted by: Buffy Sainte-Marie at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (NL+DJ)

360
I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.


But you want to, you really, really want to!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

361 Happy Day after Easter, all.

A couple of things our public schools here have done right is require ALL students to wear basic uniforms and carry CLEAR backbacks.

That was instituted several years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

362 yes, it was a moment of Wishing for Karma. Nasty, yes.

But those of the left who denigrate those of us who merely want to protect ourselves, and then get attacked by the criminals? Karma.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (ujg0T)


Thank you for the reply.

I am trying, with mixed success, to not wish for karma because you get back three times what you put out and if that's the case I'm done for. But, boy howdy, do I comprehend the impulse to say, hey, if you want me to go out in the world without protection, I hope that you get what you wish is coming to me. I get it.

Also, to be fair, I overread the bleed for comment as a call for a particular kind of attack which was unfair of me to do and I apologize.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (mf5HN)

363 So apparently the SUV with the two lesbians in the six adopted children that went over the cliff edge a few days ago was going 90 miles an hour when it went over and killed everyone.

Intentional Act.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 03:11 PM (FFJtw)
..........

Nagged each other right over the edge.
Posted by: wth

2 blondes driving, you gotta consider the consequences

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (MS0+a)

364 >>The interesting part being of course that everything he said and did regarding the boycott was the exact phrasing that John Podesta has used before. You can *tell* when he's being told what to say; his grammar improves markedly, for one thing.



Ugh. DId not notice that.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)

365 I saw Metal Dashboard open for Judas Priest, Weehauken Firehall #1, 1987

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (Dn4Uq)

366 You know what's ironic? A male hog is called a bore. Or boar. Don't go spelling Nazi on me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

367 Ooooooo

A lady!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ciRX1)

368 I'm probably enjoying this story more than I should, but I always loved those tales about the djinns who granted people's wishes exactly as they'd asked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (rF9rk)

369 Progcommies are screaming entitled children.

Screaming entitled children are progcommies.



Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ROV4u)

370
I should apologize for not mentioning the very real stigma associated with male menstruation, too. The need for kotex dispensers in every school bathroom for all 96 genders.

Follow me on Twitter!

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (LOgQ4)

371 360
I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.

But you want to, you really, really want to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

Who's ever had their mouth washed out with soap. It is not pleasant, or so I hear.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (nBr1j)

372
I bought some dishwasher pods the other day--not Tide but some other brand. I must admit they did look oddly tasty.

I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.


Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:18 PM (nBr1j)

They're best if you let them ripen for few days before eating anyway.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (lKyWE)

373 @GatewayPundit

Local Mexican Officials Block Caravan of Illegal Aliens From Moving Freely Through Their Town

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (r9UYA)

374 When opaque backpacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have opaque backpacks.

Why does anyone NEED an opaque backpack?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (vI+F1)

375 Who I feel sorry for are those kids at the FL high school that just want to learn how to read a variety of books, write with more effectiveness, and learn the STEM subjects to attain college and a professional career.


They are the ones that are paying for this Hogg/CNN/Prog nonsense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)

376 Hogg Sothoth is the Gate. To gun confiscation.

Posted by: CNN at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (WrY3/)

377 Screaming entitled children are progcommies.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ROV4u)


Screaming entitled children are the larval form of progcommies.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (5jQYn)

378 A castrated hogg is called a barrow.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (Dn4Uq)

379 I am trying, with mixed success, to not wish for karma because you get back three times what you put out and if that's the case I'm done for.

Isn't that a Wicca belief?

Are you Wiccan?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (iv0p7)

380 368. I gotta agree with Dr. Doofenschmirtz on this one - 'Why do they do that? I mean, what's in it for them?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (fA1SL)

381 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg
Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM (5b+Sr)

Anagram for "Anagram" is MAGA plus a couple other letters

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

382 Nope...and last chance. [CBD]

Posted by: John Henry at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (ZgAF6)

383 360
I'm sarcastic. I did not taste them.

Or maybe I was being flippant. Or satirical. Whatever, I did not eat them.

But you want to, you really, really want to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018

*
*
"Tell me what you want
What you reely, reely want --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (PIJLW)

384

DNA tests for IQ are coming

https://tinyurl.com/yb23r9rk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

385 Should make them wear school uniforms while they're at it. I can only imagine the wailing that would ensue.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (WjCgM)

386 So David decides to have his little sis do the dirty work so she can get trashed online and he wage his little boycott battle to flex his puny muscles again.

Screw you both, feral Hogg's. We won't tolerate your bully tactics much longer. You'll find out when we spend our money elsewhere......Our buycott's are stronger than your boycotts. Every. Time.

Posted by: Sponge at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (xttKs)

387 375 Who I feel sorry for are those kids at the FL high school that just want to learn how to read a variety of books, write with more effectiveness, and learn the STEM subjects to attain college and a professional career.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)


Khan Academy, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (5jQYn)

388 A castrated hogg is called a barrow.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (Dn4Uq)

Now I get the symbolism of "Bonnie and Clyde."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (7uYFy)

389 Those poor kids (re to the lesbians and their adopted kids). Did not by any account have a good life with these horrible women and to be murdered that way. Hardly bears thinking. Speaking of sad situations, a kid I know passed away from cancer on Good Friday, neuroblastoma, she was only 8. Anyone inclined to prayers, add some for those kids and sweet Hazel.

Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (gcme+)

390 Thank you for the reply.

I am trying, with mixed success, to not wish for karma because you get back three times what you put out and if that's the case I'm done for. But, boy howdy, do I comprehend the impulse to say, hey, if you want me to go out in the world without protection, I hope that you get what you wish is coming to me. I get it.

Also, to be fair, I overread the bleed for comment as a call for a particular kind of attack which was unfair of me to do and I apologize.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (mf5HN)



In fairness, it wasn't unfair of you. See the posting about MS-13 kids in school bathrooms someone else posted.

I will take your 3x rule into account in the future, although I think I am past of the point of no return there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (ujg0T)

391 I cant imagine what a clear vinyl backpack would have smelled like after a week of hauling gear home from wrestling practice.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (MS0+a)

392 What exactly is obscured in the NRA agenda?

It's open and debatable. In fact, members debate among themselves in a civil and mature manner.

Something that is alien to the left and immature children who have been given access to CNN microphones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (ATVNj)

393 366
You know what's ironic? A male hog is called a bore. Or boar. Don't go spelling Nazi on me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)


Until they are castrated and fed lots of corn. At least one of these actions are needed sooner than later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (UsCnO)

394 How many of these hogglets gonna come out of the woodwork.

Least they could do is make me a sammich. Or snout me up some truffles. Something.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (Dn4Uq)

395
Fox Business is going commercial free because the market is going down. Makes perfect sense?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

396
Some left-wing genius had it up, and found that the plasticizer in dashboards is di-n-butyl benzene-1,4-dicarboxylate, which when translated into retardese became ...mumble mumble whatever ... BENZENE ... mumble mumble whatever.

I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:24 PM (5jQYn)


You know what else contains BENZENE? ASPIRIN!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (pNxlR)

397 Suddenly I'd like a hogs head of beer. And I don't even know what that is.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (nBr1j)

398 DNA tests for IQ are coming

https://tinyurl.com/yb23r9rk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (IqV8l)


And so are bans on DNA tests for IQ. No prizes for guessing why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (5jQYn)

399 That pig Hogg is a bore. Someone should pork him.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (7uYFy)

400 It's a laundry detergent and an after dinner mint!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

401 I like how the NRA being open and upfront about its agenda is somehow nefarious.

Posted by: JSchuler at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (7axIG)

402 >>DNA tests for IQ are coming

https://tinyurl.com/yb23r9rk




Paging Charles Murray....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

403 VIA - the condom snorting challenge would be more interesting if it was already used.
Posted by: thathalfrican


Hot Coil Challenge II - Ow! My balls!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (G0qhR)

404 These brats are just pissed off that everyone can see the dope and paraphernalia that they bring into school everyday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (ATVNj)

405 Isn't that a Wicca belief?

Are you Wiccan?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (iv0p7)



It may be a Wiccan belief but, no, I'm not Wiccan. That being said, I have a rather larger than I care to admit New Agey streak in me. Shut up, I know, I know.

Pretty much I'm Benny in The Mummy.

https://youtu.be/OnsyQh0FfoM


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

406 385 Should make them wear school uniforms while they're at it. I can only imagine the wailing that would ensue.

My knees are too knobby for the skirts.

Posted by: David Camera Hogg at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (Dn4Uq)

407
Hoggs: You can't infringe on our rights!!! But we sure the hell can take yours away!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (SiINZ)

408
Should make them wear school uniforms while they're at it. I can only imagine the wailing that would ensue.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (WjCgM)


See my post at 361. The public schools here did exactly that several years ago. And clear back packs.

The biggest uproar over the school uniforms was from a few screeching "mothers" who were upset their offspring couldn't "express their fashion sense" at school everyday. Because of course, that's more important than actually, ummm.....learning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

409 @GatewayPundit

Local Mexican Officials Block Caravan of Illegal Aliens From Moving Freely Through Their Town

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM


They're not illegal aliens. I refer to them as the Committee to Re-Elect the President.

I've been really hoping for this to come to a head prior to the mid-terms.

Soros, no doubt behind this, was gonna get a bloody nose and an invitation to stfu and go away.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (LOgQ4)

410 Should make them wear school uniforms while they're at it. I can only imagine the wailing that would ensue.
Posted by: brak

That's a good idea for many reasons, I hadn't considered the schadenfruend from their tears

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (MS0+a)

411 You know what else contains BENZENE? ASPIRIN!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (pNxlR)


LOL! I told him that. Then segued to phenylalanine, the killer amino acid.

I also told him if they'd named the compound equivalently as di-n-butyl TEREPHTHALATE, much liberal shit would not have been lost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (5jQYn)

412 Tell them little fucks freedom comes at a price.

Also they are going to be very upset the 1st time a manly TSA woman gives them a pat down at the airport.

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (FZYNt)

413 The kids should have been removed after the one mother beat one of them up

And if you're suicidal don't take your kids with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (tpDAe)

414 @Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
...

Do they ever progress beyond larva?

The ones I have encountered can mimic an adult for about a minute before returning to their natural jelly-like state.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 03:34 PM (ROV4u)

415 Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (ujg0T)

It's not wishing for karma. It is prospectively applauding irony.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 03:34 PM (Dp6qK)

416 Rights for me but not for thee.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 03:34 PM (Dd0xD)

417 DNA tests for IQ are coming

From the article:
As of now, the predictions are not highly accurate. The DNA variations that have been linked to test scores explain less than 10 percent of the intelligence differences between the people of European ancestry who've been studied.

But that doesn't stop people from making a buck off of this bunk:
Even so, MIT Technology Review found that aspects of Plomin's testing scenario are already happening. At least three online services, including GenePlaza and DNA Land, have started offering to quantify anyone's genetic IQ from a spit sample.

Who knows what the future holds, but right now this is not predictive science.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:34 PM (iv0p7)

418 Next thing you know Hogg boy will have to ride a transparent bike to school.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

419 >> I like how the NRA being open and upfront about its agenda is somehow nefarious.


I know, right? It's snide remarks like that that are carelessly tossed in, as if everybody knows what she means.

Yes, they want to preserve the 2nd Amendment for their members - what did you think their agenda was, kid?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (W+vEI)

420 Add the antics from insane moms, and I am all in on uniforms

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (MS0+a)

421 Also would be interesting to know how many teachers are having sex with the students at that particular school

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

422 How about NO backpacks at all. Carry all of your books by hand, sweetheart.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (ATVNj)

423 Paging Charles Murray....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2018 03:32 PM (W+vEI)


The Supremes are already writing their opinion that this is un-Constitutional.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (5jQYn)

424 The way you beat petty autocrats like this is with your fists.

I think if they want to fight these issues out, they better get a better pair of Underoos

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (s+lDx)

425 408
Should make them wear school uniforms while they're at it. I can only imagine the wailing that would ensue.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2018 03:30 PM (WjCgM)

See my post at 361. The public schools here did exactly that several years ago. And clear back packs.

The biggest uproar over the school uniforms was from a few screeching "mothers" who were upset their offspring couldn't "express their fashion sense" at school everyday. Because of course, that's more important than actually, ummm.....learning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

My beef with school uniforms isn't fashion, it's that they're sole-sourced and expensive as fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (Dd0xD)

426 Posted by: IC at April 02, 2018 03:31 PM (gcme+)

I will pray for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (tpDAe)

427 As of now, the predictions are not highly accurate. The DNA variations that have been linked to test scores explain less than 10 percent of the intelligence differences between the people of European ancestry who've been studied.
-------------------------------------------------------

Many people with higher IQ's are total fuck-ups.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (7uYFy)

428 418 Next thing you know Hogg boy will have to ride a transparent bike to school.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.

his bike is already quicker than Doc Brown's DeLorean

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (FZYNt)

429
Who's ever had their mouth washed out with soap. It is not pleasant, or so I hear.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (nBr1j)


* raises hand *

With Lava soap.

Most unpleasant, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

430 Who knows what the future holds, but right now this is not predictive science.
Posted by: bonhomme

But its a damn good way to start building a genetic database

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (MS0+a)

431 Go to DNA Land for vacation fun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

432 You know what I think. . .

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (ATVNj)

433 Next thing you know Hogg boy will have to ride a transparent bike to school.
========

Maybe he'll feel like Wonder Woman in her invisible jet.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

434 Stay away from the cities, stay away from the towns
Stay away from the men pushin' the Tide pods around
Stay away from the stores where the detergent is found

Posted by: Buffy Sainte-Marie at April 02, 2018 03:27 PM (NL+DJ)


Lookin like a FOO wit yo pants on da ground.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (xttKs)

435
The Supremes are already writing their opinion that this is un-Constitutional.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (5jQYn)


They can feel free to use my boilerplate.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)

436 Why not dictate a national dress and approved accessories for schoolchildren?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (s+lDx)

437 always keep your DNA samples safe

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (FZYNt)

438
What's the Hogg kidlets' problem with transparent backpacks? They're more than comfortable with telling transparent lies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (pNxlR)

439 378 A castrated hogg is called a barrow.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (Dn4Uq)
-----------------------
And once upon a time, long long ago, in some tiny Flemish village, a drunkard amputated a barrow's front legs and substituted wheels.
The rest is history.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (0jtPF)

440 >>>>As much as I appreciate the effort we as a country need to focus on the real issue instead of turning our schools into prisons.
.
.
.Be careful for what you ask for..........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (+Dllb)

441 As of now, the predictions are not highly accurate. The DNA variations that have been linked to test scores explain less than 10 percent of the intelligence differences between the people of European ancestry who've been studied.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (7uYFy)



DNA IQ tests + Rich Brazilian Women Seeking Fair Skinned Swimmers + ?? = Profit!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (Dp6qK)

442 See my post at 361. The public schools here did exactly that several years ago. And clear back packs.

The biggest uproar over the school uniforms was from a few screeching "mothers" who were upset their offspring couldn't "express their fashion sense" at school everyday. Because of course, that's more important than actually, ummm.....learning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

____________

Interesting.

It would probably make our mornings easier with the kids.

My fix for schools would be : vouchers for more private schools, more online education, and make it easier to kick people out

Posted by: Maritime at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (lKmt3)

443 This actually profoundly saddens me.
___________________

It's terrible thinking about what those poor kids must have suffered before their "mommies" murdered them.

The one woman had previously been convicted of child abuse after she admitted to punching one of the girls repeatedly -- when the kid was just six years old.

The women had moved from the state where that crime occurred. That's a problem with these serial abusers. There was an absolutely horrendous case involving a little boy a few years ago. He spent several years being tortured by his step-mother, who was taking photos of her handiwork. She starved the boy, tied him upside down and left him for hours, hit him with various objects, made him stand at night for hours in filthy, cold pool water up to his nose, and many other abuses. One of the woman's relatives made an anonymous report to the state's Child Protective Services, which made a perfunctory home visit, which spooked the woman enough that she moved to a neighboring state. Another tipster there eventually notified that state's authorities, so then the woman moved back to the first state.

Once the kid was finally murdered (the boy's father cut up the body and fed it to his pigs), the two states each blamed each other for not doing enough.

The photos of the child's suffering are literally vomit-inducing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (fqUgw)

444 Pretty much I'm Benny in The Mummy.

Love that scene. That actor does such a good job as a "I'll believe in anything that gets me out of a jam" weasel.



Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (iv0p7)

445 I really dislike these fuckwit kidz.... Get off of my lawn!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (0OmEj)

446 With Lava soap.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

I don't remember the brand of soap, but I still have a clear memory of how awful it tasted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (wYseH)

447 Wow. A Hogg upset with transparency. Who d a thunk?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (s+lDx)

448 If I were the Kardashians, I think I would be worried about the Hoggs.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (yL25O)

449
My wife is cheap frugal as hell and she always claimed that school uniforms saved money in the long run.

* Invokes 'math rule' to avoid further comment *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (LOgQ4)

450 They can feel free to use my boilerplate.
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)


They've already got it, from Griggs v. Duke Power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (5jQYn)

451 436
Why not dictate a national dress and approved accessories for schoolchildren?



Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (s+lDx)


Hitler did this, correct?

Posted by: David Camera Hogg, as reported by Don Lemon, banana at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (UsCnO)

452 Which Hogg does softcore porn 1st?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (FZYNt)

453 Someone should wash her mouth out with soap AND cut off her allowance.

Posted by: m at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (U6XUk)

454 I think there's a lot to be said for making kids wear uniforms to school.

But I've never understood why Catholic School administrators make their female students dress up in Catholic school girl uniforms. Don't they know?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (nBr1j)

455 Students United Against #clearbackpacks Apartheid !!

Posted by: Hoggspawn at April 02, 2018 03:39 PM (SfHkZ)

456 Shouldn't you be in Study Hall right now, Ms. Hogg?

Posted by: The Hall Monitor at April 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ATVNj)

457 My beef with school uniforms isn't fashion, it's that they're sole-sourced and expensive as fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (Dd0xD)


Not so. The public schools here require boys and girls to wear khaki or navy pants with red, white, or navy collared shirts.


The private school uniforms are a different matter. The clothes have to have the schools' logos on them.


Target, Walmart, and other discount stores carry the plain pants and shirts for public school kids. A hell of a lot cheaper than buying the kids whatever the hell the latest "fashion" crazes are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

458 Types... Deletes...

If these were my spawn they would have been disowned.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 02, 2018 03:41 PM (0OmEj)

459 Last time this she-Hogg tried to glom onto her own 15 minutes of fame, she was advocating the wearing of armbands.

THAT Tweet got memory-holed as soon as some adults schooled her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:41 PM (Dn4Uq)

460 And if you're suicidal don't take your kids with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM (tpDAe)

...

If there are indeed levels to hell, this is the way to find the bottom.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (yL25O)

461 How about NO backpacks at all. Carry all of your books by hand, sweetheart.

This is my wife's school. Zero bags.

She was at a teacher get together Friday night. They were trying to remember the name of a kid they taught that killed another kid they taught.

As they went through the list, my wife was more than a bit shocked to realize the list wasn't as short as you'd hope.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (iv0p7)

462 454 I think there's a lot to be said for making kids wear uniforms to school.

But I've never understood why Catholic School administrators make their female students dress up in Catholic school girl uniforms. Don't they know?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018

*
*
Sort of OT, but it struck me the other day that the majority of my serious relationships, aside from Wife No. 1, have all been raised Catholic. Lapsed to a greater or lesser degree when I met 'em, sure, but they'd all gone to Catholic schools for a big part of their childhoods.

Wonder if that tended to make them hotter, as in, "I'm gonna have some fun now!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (PIJLW)

463 barrow's front legs and substituted wheels.
The rest is history.

-
I used to think that word was wheelbarrel because . . . Hey! Shut up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

464 436 Why not dictate a national dress and approved accessories for schoolchildren?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:37 PM (s+lDx)

++++

Why stop with kids? Let's do it for everyone.

Some people sure seem comfortable with government dictating all kinds of things.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (pvjTE)

465 @GatewayPundit

Local Mexican Officials Block Caravan of Illegal Aliens From Moving Freely Through Their Town

Posted by: Under Fire at April 02, 2018 03:29 PM (r9UYA)
.......

Pobrecitos, all they wanted was free fish tacos and beer.

Posted by: Luis Guitierrez at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

466 You know what's ironic? A male hog is called a bore. Or boar. Don't go spelling Nazi on me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)


Until they are castrated and fed lots of corn. At least one of these actions are needed sooner than later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Then they are called sweet, sweet bacon!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 03:42 PM (G0qhR)

467 452 Which Hogg does softcore porn 1st?

My money's on David, and it will be gay prOn.




Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (Dn4Uq)

468
Target, Walmart, and other discount stores carry
the plain pants and shirts for public school kids. A hell of a lot
cheaper than buying the kids whatever the hell the latest "fashion"
crazes are.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)


Exactly my experience. But the thousands in tuition to keep him from public school offset any clothing savings.

Still worth it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (UsCnO)

469 As they went through the list, my wife was more than a bit shocked to realize the list wasn't as short as you'd hope.
____________________________________

Like seeing your name on a mob hit list. Chills.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (ATVNj)

470 No backpacks.

Handtrucks!

Posted by: Corona at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (MceDl)

471 Almost as dumb as the "Gun Free Zone" signs all around your school.

Posted by: Dang at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (8b+oT)

472 Pretty much I'm Benny in The Mummy.

He'd have been better off if he had an HD jack stand handy later.

Posted by: DaveA at April 02, 2018 03:44 PM (FhXTo)

473 Why stop with kids? Let's do it for everyone.

Some people sure seem comfortable with government dictating all kinds of things.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


At what age do rights kick in for children? Why do some enumerated rights in the BoR kick in before others? And where is the list of ages?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 03:44 PM (G0qhR)

474 470 No backpacks.

Handtrucks!
Posted by: Corona at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (MceDl)


Distance learning, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2018 03:44 PM (5jQYn)

475
Students United Against #clearbackpacks Apartheid !!
Posted by: Hoggspawn


And on the day Winnie Mandela died!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2018 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

476 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Exactly my experience. But the thousands in tuition to keep him from public school offset any clothing savings.

Still worth it.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2018 03:43 PM (UsCnO)


Same here. Our son spent his middle and high school years in private school. Worth every penny to keep him out of government indoctrination centers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

477 >>>>As much as I appreciate the effort we as a country need
to focus on the real issue instead of turning our schools into prisons.

....

The schools are prisons already, tiny-brain. State-mandated leftist indoctrination and propaganda centers to be more exact.


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (ROV4u)

478
Handtrucks!


We are well past the time when a conversation on reasonable handtruck control should have been held.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

479 401 I like how the NRA being open and upfront about its agenda is somehow nefarious.
________________

Transparency is good!

Until we don't like it, and then it's evil and wrong and only Nazis approve of it!

(Try to keep up you f*cking dumb adults. Geez!)

Posted by: Parkland geniuses at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (fqUgw)

480 Carry all of your books by hand, sweetheart.

-
The eighth amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

481 Love that scene. That actor does such a good job as a "I'll believe in anything that gets me out of a jam" weasel.



Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:38 PM (iv0p7)


Yup. It's a great scene because it not only advances a plot point but it shows you about the character. After all, not only did he have a necklace with everything on it, he also knew at least a phrase from each religion.

I really liked the first Brendan Frasier Mummy movie. It was a spot on balance of camp and serious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

482 Sorry. I will behave.

These poor little sheeples need to enjoy the fruits of their labors, namely being banished into the meaninglessness their parents created for them. Or them for.

Posted by: John Henry at April 02, 2018 03:46 PM (ZgAF6)

483 I am thinking perhaps a Norse Handmaiden to carry my book and make a sammich for lunch.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:47 PM (s+lDx)

484 You know what? I had to carry books all through school. It was a good workout.

By the looks of it, that he/she should start carrying books a lot more.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:47 PM (ATVNj)

485 Local Mexican Officials Block Caravan of Illegal Aliens From Moving Freely Through Their Town

The "group" calls themselves "Pueblos sin Fronteras" or People without Borders. Funny thing to me is, they probably define their destination as a place within specific borders.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:47 PM (iv0p7)

486 457 My beef with school uniforms isn't fashion, it's that they're sole-sourced and expensive as fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (Dd0xD)

Not so. The public schools here require boys and girls to wear khaki or navy pants with red, white, or navy collared shirts.


The private school uniforms are a different matter. The clothes have to have the schools' logos on them.


Target, Walmart, and other discount stores carry the plain pants and shirts for public school kids. A hell of a lot cheaper than buying the kids whatever the hell the latest "fashion" crazes are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

Not my experience. My kids go to a charter school where they are required to wear logo-laden shit that is sole sources and expensive. I could buy 3 plain shirts of the same style and type for every one they are required to purchase. It's a fucking racket.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

487 473 Why stop with kids? Let's do it for everyone.

Some people sure seem comfortable with government dictating all kinds of things.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


At what age do rights kick in for children? Why do some enumerated rights in the BoR kick in before others? And where is the list of ages?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2018 03:44 PM (G0qhR)

++++

In this case, it's not the kids' rights at issue. It's the parents' rights. When it comes to deciding what clothes a child may wear, it shouldn't be the government making that decision, it should be the child's parents.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (pvjTE)

488 475
Students United Against #clearbackpacks Apartheid !!
Posted by: Hoggspawn

And on the day Winnie Mandela died!
__________________

If you really want to teach these Hogg kids a lesson they'll never forget, I have some tire necklaces I could sell you. Cheap.

Posted by: Zombie Winnie Mandela at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (fqUgw)

489 >>As much as I appreciate the effort we as a country need to focus on the real issue instead of turning our schools into prisons.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS OBAMA'S POLICY TO *END* THE SCHOOL TO PRISON PIPELINE THAT RESULTED IN YOUR SCHOOL BECOMING MORE LIKE A PRISON.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (W+vEI)

490

EM APRICOT FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mPeei)

491 I went to school back in the day in San Francisco when the individuals of a certain race were beating up on the individuals of the same race and others routinely. If anyone had talked about searching backpacks at that point in time it would have been the pot stash or maybe the gambling proceeds they would have been worried about. I can't recall even the worst of the thugs bringing pistols to school

Posted by: JEM at April 02, 2018 03:49 PM (bX0+e)

492 At what point do one of their schoolmates just punch them in the face. If he went to my high school he would already be hanging from the football goal posts by a wedgie and duct taped to the uprights.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 02, 2018 03:49 PM (s+lDx)

493
How about Hogg pay for his own fvcking education instead of making every homeowner in his area dig deeper every year.

Yeah!

* Raises clenched fist, emulating Hoggs enthusiasm for demanding control over others *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 02, 2018 03:49 PM (LOgQ4)

494 The whole idea is pretty stupid. Just how many AR 15s do they believe will fit in this clear backpack?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 02, 2018 03:50 PM (ROV4u)

495 No relation, these are the Hoggs of Madison County.

Posted by: Boss Hogg at April 02, 2018 03:51 PM (rwaEp)

496
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (W+vEI)


Brother Ben, bringing the truth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

497 491 I went to school back in the day in San Francisco when the individuals of a certain race were beating up on the individuals of the same race and others routinely. If anyone had talked about searching backpacks at that point in time it would have been the pot stash or maybe the gambling proceeds they would have been worried about. I can't recall even the worst of the thugs bringing pistols to school
Posted by: JEM at April 02, 2018

*
*
At the risk of starting a "When I wuz young" subthread --

When I went to high school, the worst thing anybody would have smuggled into the locker room was a copy of Playboy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 02, 2018 03:52 PM (PIJLW)

498
PISMO BEACH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2018 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

499 Make a run for the border.

Posted by: Taco Taco Bell at April 02, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr)

500 NOOD ALERT Comenter

Posted by: Max Power at April 02, 2018 03:53 PM (q177U)

501 Wakanda lives!

DNC Black Caucus Chair Caught On Tape: "I'm A Former Black Panther" . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 02, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

502 No more bonk bonk!

(obscure Star Trek TOS reference)

Posted by: Lurker primus at April 02, 2018 03:53 PM (b7Jnr)

503 Nood!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2018 03:53 PM (p+Wdc)

504 PS don't these kids care about cultural appropriation?

I think "never again" has been taken already

Posted by: Lurker primus at April 02, 2018 03:55 PM (b7Jnr)

505 I'll bet teachers were less tense when they could go to the staff room and suck back cigarettes.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 02, 2018 03:56 PM (nBr1j)

506 My kids go to a charter school where they are required to wear logo-laden shit that is sole sources and expensive.

Lots of sweet old ladies own stupid expensive sewing machines that'll sew all sorts of designs. All you've got to do is convert a plain image of the school into vector art, get some polos in the right color, and some thread in the right color.

Do some bartering. Maybe exchange some gardening labor for logo sewing.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2018 03:56 PM (iv0p7)

507 "Someday when my kids ask me about my high school experience what am I going to tell them?" - Lauren Hogg
..............

Blowing the football team under the bleachers?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

508 487---In this case, it's not the kids' rights at issue. It's the parents' rights. When it comes to deciding what clothes a child may wear, it shouldn't be the government making that decision, it should be the child's parents.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2018 03:48 PM (pvjTE)
---------------------------
So if I decide my daughter should attend high-school wearing a string bikini and stripper heels, that's okay?

Look, if it were up to me, we would have nothing but private schools and each one could make their own rules.
If you didn't like one school's rules, you could go elsewhere.

But as long as you are sending your kid to a taxpayer-funded school, the taxpayers or their supposed representatives can impose whatever dress code for the premises that they please.

What the kid wears outside of school is not at issue.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2018 03:59 PM (0jtPF)

509 but because she offended his delicate widdle pajama-boy feelings.
----------------------------

The interesting part being of course that everything he said and did regarding the boycott was the exact phrasing that John Podesta has used before. You can *tell* when he's being told what to say; his grammar improves markedly, for one thing.
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But I do hope conservatives remember how big business responds to this sort of thing the next time I hear about how we need to drop the populism.
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David Hines: How the Left Runs Psyops On Allied and Enemy Americans (posted by Ace at 04:31 PM )

Posted by: dDan at April 02, 2018 04:01 PM (hwYmz)

510 I think "never again" has been taken already
Isn't calling the male (?) Hogg a pussy, a blood libel???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2018 04:01 PM (ewxPW)

511 (342) Bezos knows that his company is screwing many thousands of folks out of their jobs. He's not necessarily paranoid, just realistic.

I don't blame the greedy leech, but a lot of others do. For the record, he's creepy.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 02, 2018 04:04 PM (RuIsu)

512 So if I decide my daughter should attend high-school wearing a string bikini and stripper heels, that's okay?
...

This is a trick question , isn't it.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at April 02, 2018 04:06 PM (ROV4u)

513 From the last thread there was a link that Ace posted and when I read that link, there was another article on that site- #ISTANDWITHLAURA link and got some more phone #'s to call.

Sleep# 1-888-484-9263 Woman was rude (probably a Lib) and they won't be advertising on her show. Told them I will never buy a Sleep# bed.

Arby's 1-800-599-2729
Called the number and they actually have a recording regarding Laura Ingraham and Fox.
It's prompt #1, but you couldn't leave a message, so I called back and used prompt#2 and was able to speak to someone. She said they were having technical problems and asked if I was pro Laura or against. I told her that I was pro etc. etc. and if they pull their ads I will no longer eat there. They are taking this seriously so
PLEASE CALL HORDELINGS WE MUST DEFEAT THE HOGG!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2018 04:07 PM (PvFoN)

514 If I have to spend another week hearing these little shits run their mouths .....

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 02, 2018 04:07 PM (jWe5r)

515 So we need common sense high capacity SUV control NOW!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 02, 2018 04:09 PM (FFJtw)

516 The NRA's agenda is obvious: To kill children, duh.

Oops, I meant Planned Parenthood. My bad.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 02, 2018 04:09 PM (LMcFk)

517 Some day these idiots may wise up and line the inside of their transparent backpack with a pillowcase. Privacy problem solved.

Posted by: john doesky at April 02, 2018 04:21 PM (Zpygp)

518 Actually, sweetie, schools ARE prisons. Schools are run like a police state, which can go some way in explaining why these kids want America turned into a police state.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 02, 2018 04:24 PM (HCyRH)

519 > Guys carried their books, no matter how many, on their hip at their side.

Well, I remember once or twice when I had to put the books down low and in front to avoid displaying an embarrassing bulge.

Damned thing had a mind of its own when I was in high school.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 02, 2018 04:28 PM (Q7M5N)

520 You know what else is banned in prisons?

Guns.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at April 02, 2018 04:31 PM (cJFLA)

521 422 How about NO backpacks at all. Carry all of your books by hand, sweetheart.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2018 03:35 PM (ATVNj)

Not a bad option for most, but a huge pain for advanced students.

Would have to go back your locker after nearly every class to avoid hauling 20+ lbs of very bulky textbooks around. Plus a binder for storing large amounts of printouts. And notebooks + pens/pencils/compass/graphing calculator.

It would be much more feasible for schools that use tablets/notebook computers and digital books, but that's not really common yet, and of somewhat questionable value anyway.

Posted by: Sjg at April 02, 2018 04:55 PM (gDSJf)

522 In Las Vegas, some of the casinos require their employees to use clear plastic purses or backpacks. And those employees do it because they want to keep a job.

Posted by: Peacerose at April 02, 2018 05:04 PM (Sq1p5)

523 Little Lauren Hogg, who wants to take my guns, doesn't like having The Powers That Be remove her right to an opaque backpack (which amendment was that again?).

Well, Lauren Hogg, I don't really appreciate your desire to turn my country into a target-rich environment, with me as a target.

Grow up, you little snot.

Posted by: MathMom at April 02, 2018 05:12 PM (dU+m0)

524 325 315 291 Anagram for David Hogg is Diva Hoggg

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:14 PM

Avid dog hag

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You used the A twice. What are you a commie?

Posted by: hepcat at April 02, 2018 03:19 PM

And you turned a "d" into an extra "g".

I'm not sure I understand this anagram game...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 05:13 PM (7A4qQ)

525 This whole thing is a red herring. All this rage and crap should have been directed at the Broward Cowards and others who did not do their jobs. That was the main problem, IMO.

Hell, one was caught sleeping after the shooting and allowed the kid's brother into the school scene...bcz sleeping.

If that had been done, including looks into CAIR and dropped ball by FBI and police, it may have had impact going forward on preventing this stuff.

But, of course, that does not help the globalist/left agenda. And bcz kids and teachers don't understand the 2nd amendement they just blindly follow without thought.

Watching any of protests you would think the only reason people have guns is to kill children. It's insane. The conflation of so many issues, and then 800 protests around the world was asinine. And sure, the students did that. *eyeroll*

First, don't fucking tell me from another country what to do. Right there the globalist hand prints were all over it. Many more things to protest...that are world problems...like sex trafficking of children.

Where are the protests about rape gangs? Hmmmm? No, doesn't fit globalist agenda to disarm citizens, and people refuse to believe the ideology of Islam is evil and deadly.

/rant over
But it could go on.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 02, 2018 05:20 PM (mzCLD)

526 #523 "which amendment was that again?"

The privacy penumbra amendment, the same one that lets a 13 year old get an abortion without parental notification.

As in my prior comment, this is stupid beyond ready description. First, rifles don't fit in backpacks. Second, for a handgun or knife, put it in your pocket, or in a box of tampons or a hollowed-out book. All they've succeeded in doing is forcing people to buy stuff they don't need for a purpose that serves no purpose.

Fittingly, though, this is a good introduction for the kids in how to think like a Progressive, but this time it's them that feels the consequences and not the rest of the nation.

Posted by: OCBill at April 02, 2018 05:25 PM (df+Zi)

527 The thing about those backpacks? It will prevent no shootings by people like Cruz. When you look at how it all happened, clear backpacks would have not stopped him.

Just like taking guns from NRA members would have not stopped him.

People doing their jobs and not dropping balls, and more people calling the FBI and police about the guy's FB posts instead of leaving it to other people to do...that would have an impact to stop him.

But let's not focus on that...because that is the sane thing. Instead, let globalists exploit teenagers without fully formed brains and arrange a global protest.

Unbelievably despicable.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 02, 2018 05:34 PM (mzCLD)

528 Test post. I got an internal server error.

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at April 02, 2018 05:34 PM (KoFEY)

529 Try again: I continue to point out that the dead students in Parkland were not due to lack of gun control laws not the NRA buying off politicians, but the the multiple failures of law enforcement. If the monster had been arrested just once for his violence and threats, charged and convicted he would not have been able to legally buy a gun. He might have still been in prison.

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at April 02, 2018 05:37 PM (KoFEY)

530 Sock Off.

Posted by: An Observation at April 02, 2018 05:41 PM (V681g)

531 The biggest uproar over the school uniforms was from a few screeching "mothers" who were upset their offspring couldn't "express their fashion sense" at school everyday. Because of course, that's more important than actually, ummm.....learning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2018 03:33 PM

One could also use the Left's arguments against them.

Just tell these upset "mothers" that it is an offensive microaggression for rich kids with fashion sense to wear nice clothes in front of poor kids without fashion sense who cannot afford nice clothes to wear to school.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2018 05:41 PM (7A4qQ)

532 https://tinyurl.com/TranparentVinylPants

Posted by: Old Toby at April 02, 2018 05:58 PM (W+I/H)

533 And most of these students couldn't tell you which constitutional right this could possibly violate. Most of them would tell you it's the First Amendment, which school uniforms have already been deems as non-violating. If anything it would encroach on their Fourth Amendment rights.

But I don't expect any of these students to be able to have any idea what the Bill of Rights actually is, or what the individual Amendments actually are.

Posted by: dr mr badman at April 02, 2018 09:45 PM (al2Cf)

534 No one needs an opaque backpack. The only purpose of an opaque backpack is to hide contraband from teachers. When the Ninth Amendment was drafted they couldn't have imagined Nylon fabrics. Name one reason you need an opaque backpack other than hiding things. I can't believe they still allow opaque assault backpacks. I just want common sense backpack regulations.

Posted by: Sayyid at April 02, 2018 09:56 PM (L0/4j)

535 My daughter never wore a skirt that short

Posted by: Et tu at April 02, 2018 10:13 PM (m1jEH)

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