aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
FoxNews: "Documents suggest possible coordination between CIA, FBI, Obama WH and Dem officials early in Trump-Russia probe: investigators"
All such straight-arrows they menaced the streets looking for gay arrows to bash.
[O]n August 25, 2016, Brennan went to Capitol Hill to brief Harry Reid -- and it was unclear whether FBI officials attended the briefing, a congressional source told Fox News. Two days after the briefing, Reid penned a letter to Comey requesting an investigation into potential collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. "The evidence of a direct connection between the Russian government and Donald Trump’s presidential campaign continues to mount and has led Michael Morrell, the former Acting Central Intelligence Director, to call Trump an 'unwitting agent' of Russia and the Kremlin," Reid, a Nevada Democrat, wrote. "The prospect of a hostile government actively seeking to undermine our free and fair elections represents one of the gravest threats to our democracy since the Cold War and it is critical for the Federal Bureau of Investigation to use every resource available to investigate this matter thoroughly and in a timely fashion." ... Reid added that "recent staff changes within the Trump campaign have made clear that the Trump campaign has employed a number of individuals with significant and disturbing ties to Russia and the Kremlin," urging Comey to make the investigation "public." The New York Times first reported on Reid’s letter to Comey on Aug. 29, 2016. The following day, Aug. 30, 2016, Page texted Strzok: "Here we go," sending a link to the Times report titled, "Harry Reid Cites Evidence of Russian Tampering in U.S. Vote and seeks FBI inquiry."Oh. A friend told me he'd heard someone, maybe Brit Hume, make this point: He (I think, could have been someone else) said that McCabe was deliberately making himself a partisan lightning rod because being a partisan lightning rod would guarantee you an acquittal in any possible trial for lawbreaking. You'll always have 2-3 (at least) members of #TheResistance on the jury to nullify any verdict, just based on them sympathizing with you for being #DownWithTheCause. It could be that Brennan, who's been pretty partisan, is likewise considering such a strategy.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:55 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:55 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:56 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 06:57 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:57 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 06:57 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2018 06:57 PM (bML9A)
Amazing - and we know maybe 1% of what was/is going on here, and already.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 06:58 PM (9OLdu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 06:59 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 28, 2018 06:59 PM (qFZST)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 06:59 PM (W+vEI)
Amazing - and we know maybe 1% of what was/is going on here, and already.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 06:58 PM (9OLdu)
Do not refer to this leaking septic tank as a rabbit hole.
Poo is poo.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 06:59 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)
............
Was this before or after he got beat to shit with a baseball bat... er, I mean...exercise band.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)
Wome AntiTrumpers in the FBI/CIA internally started illegally surveilling or investigating Trump and his campaign staff (probably at the behest or at least with the knowledge and blessings of Obama/Clinton) and then fed that information to Harry Pederast Reid who in turn wrote a public letter hinting at improprieties in the Trump campaign anddemanding an investigation that already was under way?
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (Z48ZB)
Maybe, perhaps.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (yQpMk)
Isn't that special?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)
And still, not one iota of sense was knocked into that man.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 07:00 PM (7UW64)
- MAGA Daleks
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:01 PM (9OLdu)
Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2018 07:01 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (9OLdu)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:02 PM
Not if military tribunals are held on GITMO. There is 500 million in the Omnibus concerning the investigation, witnesses, and the whole 9 yards.
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (92ruB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (Qb6F8)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (Z48ZB)
It was the same MO: slander to start a rumor of scandal to get the MSM to cover it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (g3Urc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:03 PM (9OLdu)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2018 07:03 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:03 PM (92ruB)
Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (w2z2p)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (Qb6F8)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (9OLdu)
Posted by: OCBill at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (gEvQ8)
Oh, c'mon. We all know they just got together to talk about Hillary's grandkids and golf swing.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (H8S+R)
Because a request from a leader in Congress to the FBI to start and investigation is the normal course of things and wouldn't raise suspicion.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 28, 2018 07:05 PM (8SR1L)
Strzok.
Posted by: harry reid's cockatoo at March 28, 2018 07:05 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 28, 2018 07:05 PM (yXuhJ)
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 07:06 PM (k3d5e)
I'm still not confident that anything is going to happen to these traitors. My patience is running low.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 13times at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: zombie pontius pilate at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:02 PM (tpDAe)
...........
Cue Inspector Krogh, Michelle Fields, and Captain Renault.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 07:08 PM (k3d5e)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (Xd74z)
But I ask for one, just ONE perpwalk.
A joke:
What do criminal Democrats and Unicorns have in common?
Both are talked about a lot but never actually verified.
I never said I was a good joke writer. Maybe the joke is on us.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (UsCnO)
A friend told me he'd heard someone, maybe Brit Hume, make this
point: He (I think, could have been someone else) said that McCabe and
Brennan were deliberately making themselves partisan lightning
rods because being a partisan lightning rod would guarantee you an
acquittal in any possible trial for lawbreaking. You'll always have 2-3
(at least) members of #TheResistance on the jury to nullify any verdict,
just based on them sympathizing with you for being #DownWithTheCause.
This is what I've been thinking. Like how San Fran let Kate Steinle's illegal alien murderer off because Fuck Trump!
Posted by: mugiwara at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (AK1lh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (6RJ0f)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2018 07:09 PM (6RJ0f)
Nixon was a choirboy Eagle Scout compared to these cocksuckers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
There is literally close to 500 million set aside in the Omnibus bill dealing with the IG investigation, witnesses, housing, protection, and all kinds of shit,
This is going somewhere.
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (92ruB)
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (6z+k5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2018 07:04 PM (w2z2p)
But CNN is totally NOT a conspiracy theorist for reporting non stop that Trump was conspiring with Russia to take down the US.
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (Z48ZB)
Please, there are children present; Suckers of Cock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
This is why I'm about to quit reading Turgenev. (Well, I've been saying that for a week but I haven't). The czarist system of serfs, freed serfs, serfs choosing not to buy their freedom, peasants, proprietor peasants, landowners, nobles, government officials and the forty seven other strata of unfree people is just maddening.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CNN at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (/qEW2)
a previous version of the post had some non-bolded text, but I cut that out to not quote too much from fox, leaving just the bolded parts.
Posted by: ace at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (r9UYA)
We are not going to see the day when justice is served. Rogue government protects itself just as night follows day.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (H8S+R)
CNN says that Joe DiGenova is a "conspiracy theorist" for suggesting that the CIA and FBI were conspiring to take down Trump.
So... a break in the wall to wall Stormy coverage?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA)
Aw, come on!
Posted by: Sheppie Smith at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
...........
I'm about a quart low myself. However, it is past beer thirty here in CA.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)
Please, there are children present; Suckers of Cock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Holsters of Cock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (6RJ0f)
The left trying to undermine the integrity of our elections with their dead voters, felons on the rolls and illegals voting on treasonous drivers licenses, along with the anti-Constitutional lefties on the courts striking down every important and reasonable attempt to preserve the vote for actual, eligible citizens is far worse than anything even imagined.
Further, of course, it was the left and the dems behind all this Russian bullshit to start with. After they tried to gin up a hot war in Syria with Russia, but that fizzled, they then turned to trying to frame Trump and the American People with one of the most laughable tales imaginable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Sorry. Forgot my manners in my moment of pique.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (92ruB)
----
Snap a giant rubber band into his other eye.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (I7TZU)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (vDqXW)
No one has been arrested so, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.
Posted by: Under Fire
I say why wait?
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (2DOZq)
With all due respect and appreciation for the male posters of this blog whom-if they aren't trolls- are interesting, intelligent and funny-I don't plan to have any intimate relations with any of their their dicks. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (fqHZs)
>>Hannity is Tic Tocking again.
I wonder if his HUGE discovery will be that there is and has been a Grand Jury empaneled?
Hannity is annoying but he is also useful for getting information out. He was literally the only media source taking this thing seriously from Day 1 and giving a platform to people like Sara Carter, Peter Schweizer, John Solomon and other reporters who have actually been reporting on this stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (/tuJf)
We've replaced some of ace's bold text with non-bolded text. Let's see if he can tell the difference.
Posted by: Folger's Crystals at March 28, 2018 07:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 07:15 PM (0QYMt)
What was Reid's role in being the *sole* person so informed?!
This is BULLSHIT.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:15 PM (vDqXW)
Just pointing out that the appointment of a serving Active Duty Officer to head the VA is unprecedented.
Not sure what VA you are going to as the ones I have been too have not had a single Active Duty Doctor.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 28, 2018 07:03 PM (+Dllb)
As I said up thread, Canandaigua NY is where I go, and contrary to your experience, I have seen several active duty doctors, so maybe your personal experience doesn't necessarily define the entire system?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:15 PM (5AVMW)
That's not true!
Commenter was on board from Day 1.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 07:15 PM (qFZST)
He (I think, could have been someone else) said that McCabe was deliberately
making himself a partisan lightning rod because being a partisan
lightning rod would guarantee you an acquittal in any possible trial for
lawbreaking. You'll always have 2-3 (at least) members of
#TheResistance on the jury to nullify any verdict, just based on them
sympathizing with you for being #DownWithTheCause.
It could be that Brennan, who's been pretty partisan, is likewise considering such a strategy."
Funny thing about trials - you have to make it to one to have one. The more you know that could implicate others, the less likely you'll pass that critical step.
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at March 28, 2018 07:16 PM (rznWS)
posters of this blog whom-if they aren't trolls- are interesting,
intelligent and funny-I don't plan to have any intimate relations with
any of their their dicks. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (tpDAe)
Thread Winner!
Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2018 07:16 PM (gEvQ8)
No one has been arrested so, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.
Posted by: Under Fire
...........
Maybe just a sip?
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: CNN: The Tater Tapper Revenge Porn Network of Record at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (k1TUh)
The thing about the Golden Scalp Weasel is that the Golden Scalp Weasel is not a boy scout and enjoys revenge.
He does enjoy dressing up as a Girl Scout, though.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Under Fire
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Apparently I've missed some things, not coming here all the time.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:12 PM (92ruB)
Kim Jong-Un is accepting applications!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (AK1lh)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (r9UYA)
Does this mean we're going to get a new episode of The Saga soon?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 28, 2018 07:18 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)
Too late.
And 40,000 years from now some alien culture is going to find that comment as the only thing left from the early 21st century Earth. You will be famous in their history classes as "the dick sipper".
Could be worse ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (8gDQu)
I read on the internet that his cast is all wrist, iykwim.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (qFZST)
posters of this blog whom-if they aren't trolls- are interesting,
intelligent and funny-I don't plan to have any intimate relations with
any of their their dicks. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (tpDAe)
OK, we need to know exactly what prompted this!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:20 PM (5AVMW)
Hannity needs to breathe. Just a breath now and then.
Posted by: Axebot
Also, he needs to have a head resizing. I'd say go from Ham, Extra Large, to maybe a medium.
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2018 07:20 PM (LAe3v)
Could be worse ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (8gDQu)
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WTF?
Posted by: Dick Sipper at March 28, 2018 07:20 PM (vDqXW)
Paging Kathryn Bigelow.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:20 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (fqHZs)
..............
Even the concertina wire is made of gold. And we will be conveniently located near an overpass, perfect for hanging the bodies!
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 28, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)
Hannity needs to breathe. Just a breath now and then.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)
And risk someone else getting a word in?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 07:21 PM (lKyWE)
I've seen him. Dude casts like a fag.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 07:21 PM (lKyWE)
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He hasn't thought the whole thing through.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (vDqXW)
Hannity is annoying but he is also useful for
getting information out. He was literally the only media source taking
this thing seriously from Day 1 and giving a platform to people like
Sara Carter, Peter Schweizer, John Solomon and other reporters who have
actually been reporting on this stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (/tuJf)
Completely agree, and a tip of the hat to Sean, but he can sometimes be like fingernails scratching a blackboard.
Damn, I just dated myself with that sentence. Nobody under 40 has ever seen a blackboard. No, kids, it wasn't a racist comment, either. It was used with this thing called "chalk", think of it as an information dispersal device to a group.
Sean has actually been getting better on his show the past few weeks, not cutting off his guests after he asks them a question. It is noticeable.
Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Damn, there I go again with the dated comments.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)
Huh?
Posted by: Barry Bonds Jr. at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (fuK7c)
Rumors have been floating around that Obama is nation shopping to escape TrumpCamp.
Kim Jong-Un is accepting applications!
And he has high speed rail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (YtbXK)
Post # 63 prompted it-Underfire's suggestion that we not start s**** each other's dicks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (tpDAe)
more you know that could implicate others, the less likely you'll pass
that critical step.
----------------------------
I'm betting some of these people have set up electronic dead man switches that will be automatically operated if they end up dead.
Posted by: Jolo at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (y09j5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: PhilDirt at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (7zv4f)
Trump Camps are going to be the most luxurious of all the camps, that I can tell you. They will have the tallest walls, and the helicopter rides will be in gold plated helicopters.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (fqHZs)
..............
Even the concertina wire is made of gold. And we will be conveniently located near an overpass, perfect for hanging the bodies!
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 28, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)
The haircuts will be amazing and mandatory bronzing sessions will be held just after breakfast and then again before evening rations.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Zombie Jack Ruby at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (TJx8f)
Also, he needs to have a head resizing. I'd say go from Ham, Extra Large, to maybe a medium.
Huh?
Posted by: Barry Bonds Jr
I know, right?
Posted by: John "Smithfield" Cornyn at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (LAe3v)
we
all know that China tricked Putin into stealing the election for Trump
so that Trump could pull the US out of the Paris Climate Accord so that
China could become the world's Climate Change moral leader! Read between
the lines!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:24 PM (aowex)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (ppaKI)
Behold my awesome power!
Though I have to give some credit to the treasonous Indonesian retard in the White House, too.
Posted by: The Peter Principle at March 28, 2018 07:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Dp6qK)
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Yuuuuge and world class.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:24 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 07:07 PM (2DOZq)
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It won't. It can't. It would destroy the republic, and they know it. That's why they know they're safe. The most that will come out of it is a tsk-tsk anti-Obama fundraiser for the (R)s and someone no low-info voter has ever heard of will have to retire on 90% of his pension instead of the full 120%.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:24 PM (JTMqu)
Keep on praying!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:25 PM (tpDAe)
Know what'd be even funnier?
If they turned him down.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (63oy9)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:13 PM (vDqXW)
Quelle naïf!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: blue at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (foffp)
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Again, WHO THE FUCK WAS REID at this time??!!
Minority leader?! That gets you the ability to request an FBI investigation?!?!
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (vDqXW)
Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Damn, there I go again with the dated comments.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)
I was going to mention that I noticed the same thing, but it was too much typing and who knows if it'll last and holy shit look at all the typing I'm doing now for something I didn't mention because it would be too much typing.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (5AVMW)
I would simply add that those involved should be imprisoned until they can be tried for treason and hung by the neck until dead.
Just my opinion. YMMV
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (j9KK9)
He'd be great as the next president of the former South Africa.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (/tuJf)
South Africa has some farming opportunities coming up.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (63oy9)
The haircuts will be amazing and mandatory
bronzing sessions will be held just after breakfast and then again
before evening rations.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:23 PM (Dp6qK)
Everyone will have their own private chef for their rations.
It will be negotiated into the final settlement.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (tpDAe)
Got it!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (5AVMW)
I did one yesterday afternoon, kind of a short one. Here it is.
71
The saga:
On the bridge of the CNN Boobyprize:
"Captain, the president's approval numbers are still increasing."
"That
can't be, we've had an outrageous budget deal, hysterical anti-Trump - I
mean anti-gun - marches, and a 60 Minutes interview with a
card-carrying harlot."
"Even by our biased methods, his popularity is rising. Here are the poll numbers!"
"I'll need more outrage! Production, this is the captain! Increase the flow of outrage to the studios!"
"Captain!
The cameras can't take much more, they're already a-quivering from the
vitriol passin' through! Much more and they'll melt down!"
"I said give me more! Increase the bile, this is an emergency!"
****************************
"Hi,
welcome back to the Situation Room, I'm Brad the high school intern.
Caitlin's on assignment with the Student Anti-Gun Group and if she can
put down her phone and hit the button for the uplink we can get a live
report, but that will never happen in my lifetime. By the way, if anyone
sees Mr. Blitzer, please call animal control. He got loose from HR when
studios 4, 6, 7, and 8 burst into flames from the incandescent hatred
the staff here has for the president, which is why I am reporting from a
McDonald's. We'll be right back after some commercials featuring
douchebag spokespersons and hawking stuff for old persons like adult
diapers and after I pick up some aloe lotion for these burns."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (0QYMt)
2016? Is that a typo?
No way they were worried about Trump in August of 2016.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (63oy9)
Anybody who was paying attention should have been.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)
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The shock collar is helping.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)
I was going to mention that I noticed the same thing, but it was too
much typing and who knows if it'll last and holy shit look at all the
typing I'm doing now for something I didn't mention because it would be
too much typing.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (5AVMW)
I understand, it is a busy news day.
Especially on CNN, they are breaking something about this woman named Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (48QDY)
Courtesy of his brother, I believe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2018 07:29 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2018 07:29 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2018 07:29 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2018 07:29 PM (FhXTo)
Now, what was I talking about the last thread? Some little people who apparently live in my house wanted food...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: The Aliens at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (63oy9)
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He'd already publicly insulted a slew of them. You don't think revenge of the politically powerful could have been a driver?
These people are already some pretty big heads. Some people (I respect) suspect that Washington was out to ruin him financially after his loss.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah, they're crooks. But on one's been charged. Even the ones who openly lied under oath.
Posted by: blue at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (foffp)
No one in this conspiracy, yet. But Reality Winner has been charged for leaking, and now some guy out of Minneapolis, for possessing and leaking back in the February 2016 to January 31, 2017. One guy, one or two documents, one or two leaks, one year to investigate and charge.
Give it time.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Just my opinion. YMMV
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (j9KK9)
Sadly, ace makes a prudent point in the content regarding this.
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (48QDY)
Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)
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The shock collar is helping.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 28, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)
And unlike when I trained my Labrador, notice it is not around his neck.
Maybe that is why it is working.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:31 PM (UsCnO)
If they turned him down.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)
LOL ! Beat feet, loser !
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:31 PM (aowex)
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 28, 2018 07:31 PM (XKZwp)
Build the pyramid so high that FvPS and TFG have to whack these guys?
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2018 07:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at March 28, 2018 07:31 PM (Tyii7)
It's kind of being dismantled as we speak. Comey, McCabe, Priestap, Strock, Baker, Page, etc. They haven't been charged, yet, but they sure as shit have lost their jobs and what they did is being exposed for all to see.
Not a single agency in DC has been completely turned around since Trump took over. Clearly the VA hasn't been. I really don't know why anyone ever thought this was going to happen instantly just because Trump was elected.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (YtbXK)
100%!
I think Manaforts latest legal move will start the process of looking into the whole "How the Fuck did Mueller Even get Chosen?" question.... with good reason.
And Rosenstein's still got a job because the IG still needs him in the DOJ......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (ILWp4)
As does Winston Wolfe in the comments.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (W+7aM)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (vDqXW)
You left out a unseeingly minor detail:
"DEMOCRAT" Minority Leader
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 07:33 PM (n9EOP)
South Africa sounds like work. I agree with Macaroon - need to know French. Kenya ? May be not. Indonesia it is.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:33 PM (aowex)
Two days after the briefing, Reid penned a letter to Comey requesting an investigation into potential collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.
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Again, WHO THE FUCK WAS REID at this time??!!
Minority leader?! That gets you the ability to request an FBI investigation?!?!
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:26 PM (vDqXW)
Gang of Eight intelligence group member.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:33 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 07:34 PM (kufk0)
Wome AntiTrumpers in the FBI/CIA internally started illegally surveilling or investigating Trump and his campaign staff (probably at the behest or at least with the knowledge and blessings of Obama/Clinton) and then fed that information to Harry Pederast Reid who in turn wrote a public letter hinting at improprieties in the Trump campaign anddemanding an investigation that already was under way?
Posted by: LASue
*****************
What you are suggesting is an affront to civility.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 07:34 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (ILWp4)
Repealing the 17th Amendment might help. An awful lot of the shit that's happened in the last 100 years wouldn't have happened if the states still had representation in DC.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)
Well, there are lots of books on the ... SQUIRREL !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 28, 2018 07:35 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (j9KK9)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner
***********
...and thought leader.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Vnlws)
It's kind of being dismantled as we speak. Comey, McCabe, Priestap,
Strock, Baker, Page, etc. They haven't been charged, yet, but they sure
as shit have lost their jobs and what they did is being exposed for all
to see.
Not a single agency in DC has been completely turned around since
Trump took over. Clearly the VA hasn't been. I really don't know why
anyone ever thought this was going to happen instantly just because
Trump was elected.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
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Yeah, but I don't want it dismantled the way Obamacare is still intact and established law waiting for the next (D) president to get jiggy with it.
If the FBI still exists, it's just a matter of time until this sh*t happens again. Probably that same "next (D) president", matter of fact.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (/tuJf)
A hostile attempt by half the executive branch to end our republic, and remove a sitting president ... how do those guys get a jury of their peers? A confederacy of globalist conspirators ... all their peers are part of the coup. Hold them at Gitmo for a year or five, till we figure this out. Brennan would feel right at hope with his fellow jihadists.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (bT8Z4)
No one in this conspiracy, yet. But Reality
Winner has been charged for leaking, and now some guy out of
Minneapolis, for possessing and leaking back in the February 2016 to
January 31, 2017. One guy, one or two documents, one or two leaks, one
year to investigate and charge.
Give it time.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 28, 2018 07:30 PM (Dp6qK)
Kind of like how they go bankrupt in "The Sun Also Rises".
Slowly at first, then suddenly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)
What you are suggesting is an affront to civility.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 07:34 PM (Vnlws)
But probably pretty close to spot on.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (gEvQ8)
anyone ever thought this was going to happen instantly just because
Trump was elected.
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And I don't blame Trump for this. Like I said, 2% chance. There are way too many excuses why it can't be de-funded and everyone sent home.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:37 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Yondu Orthodontist at March 28, 2018 07:37 PM (/qEW2)
http://urbandystrophy.com/can-a-61-year-old-man- get-big-and-ripped-without-steroids-no/
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:38 PM (92ruB)
Deep breath. And in the mean time, enjoy the Black Panther ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/85fxi5/ wakanda_forever/
extra space before wakened ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 28, 2018 07:39 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)
So what's the plan, no federal law enforcement agency or a completely different looking agency that does the same stuff?
I think if you are waiting for Trump to completely abolish the FBI you are going to be disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)
ObamaCare is the most crucial thing in this shitshow.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 07:40 PM (Vnlws)
I'll always think of JK Simmons as Cave Johnson in Portal 2.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (5AVMW)
And get some sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (aowex)
I think if you are waiting for Trump to completely abolish the FBI you are going to be disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)
I just want a damned perp walk.
Just one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
I think if you are waiting for Trump to completely abolish the FBI you are going to be disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)
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I won't be disappointed because, again, 2%, but they're not one of the three branches and it's more and more coming out that they believe they are extra-equal and accountable to no one.
Also responsible for elections.
I'd be fine watching Congress de-fund them until they obey the laws requiring them to answer to Congress.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:42 PM (JTMqu)
I was hoping for the TGE mecha, or Golden Scalp Weasel lighting attack.
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2018 07:42 PM (FhXTo)
There's a fuck ton load of shit that could go under this header.
And when it happens - shit gets real.
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (48QDY)
Just one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)
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What? The Youtube guy wasn't good enough?
Some people are hard to please.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
My brain was thinking August 2015. Long day.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (63oy9)
Kind of like how they go bankrupt in "The Sun Also Rises".
Slowly at first, then suddenly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)
I love that quote
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Z48ZB)
Could be worse ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2018 07:19 PM (8gDQu)
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WTF?
Posted by: Dick Sipper at March 28, 2018 07:20 PM (vDqXW)
I keep getting letters from the trans people.
Posted by: Richard Tucker at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (yXuhJ)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 28, 2018 07:44 PM (yXuhJ)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)
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You're kind of in our territory now!
Posted by: United Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW)
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The most that's going to come from it is more Reality Winners getting in trouble. The First Black President knows he has nothing to worry about. Mrs. President Bill Clinton knows she has nothing to worry about.
And Lois Lerner says hi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (JTMqu)
***
I tell you that one kid had a hell of a right cross
Posted by: Harry reid at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)
that's cool
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (aowex)
I'd bet they're all somewhere in those 30k emails. Probably had classified docs hand-carried by HRC's illegal maid.
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: CM9000 at March 28, 2018 07:22 PM (YtbXK)
100%!
I think Manaforts latest legal move will start the process of looking into the whole "How the Fuck did Mueller Even get Chosen?" question.... with good reason.
And Rosenstein's still got a job because the IG still needs him in the DOJ......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:32 PM (5AVMW)
Rosenstein signed off on CONTINUEING the wiretapping of Trump Staffers... even after it was known the reason for said wiretapping, the Stelle crap... was just that.... crap.
It was his signature on one of the Letters needed to ask for the extension of the Spying on those American Citizens.
Posted by: Mueller... at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
Clearly the appropriate move. The normal move.
Reid's own choice of words is damning in this respect. That Trump might be an "unwitting" victim of Russian influence operations.
Well, if he's unaware of the issue - and he's one of major party's f***ing presidential nominees ...... um, guess what, you TELL HIM.
Just makes the rubble bounce on this festival of illegality and trashing of august American institutions, but it leaps right out.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 07:46 PM (aMlLZ)
I'd be fine watching Congress de-fund them until they obey the laws requiring them to answer to Congress.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 07:42 PM (JTMqu)
Congress is a big part of the problem. They create these Federal agencies, then sit back and let them run themselves. They could exercise oversight and threaten to defund them, but they never do.
They also can't be bothered with passing an actual budget any more. I guess enjoying the perks of office and exemption from insider trading laws so they get filthy rich is more fun than doing any real work.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Don Lemmon at March 28, 2018 07:48 PM (QZIW8)
I'll always think of JK Simmons as Cave Johnson in Portal 2.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (5AVMW)
HBO's OZ.....
Posted by: Monk at March 28, 2018 07:48 PM (92ruB)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2018 07:49 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM (5AVMW)
Schilinger.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:49 PM (63oy9)
Posted by: United Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:49 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 07:49 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (48QDY)
Oh BS. No one even wants to call a spade a spade, let alone a traitorous, rat bastard and suggest an appropriate remedy. I'm not trying to be mean, or incite a lynching, but seriously... If what people are suggesting really did happen and nothing is done about it, we're finished as a nation of laws.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 07:50 PM (j9KK9)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2018 07:49 PM (aC6Sd)
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That's what I'm working on.
Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 28, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:50 PM (Tyii7)
Finally! Someone says it! The truth is out! You go girl!
Posted by: Joke Tapper at March 28, 2018 07:50 PM (QZIW8)
After Comey clears her, she casts about looking for an investigation into Trump that will end up balancing the scales (or be even worse!) than the purported "security inquiry" that Hillary had to endure.
This was all a calculated setup.
Posted by: Revenant at March 28, 2018 07:51 PM (G+VT+)
that's cool
Posted by: runner
I suspect they are "Republicans" like Glenn Reynolds is a "Republican". Libertarians that lean Right a bit. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2018 07:51 PM (pY+s4)
Leaving aside the whole "proud" thing. Always strikes me as unimpressive and odd.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 07:52 PM (QDnY+)
The most ironic thing about the entire Inspector General investigation which is turning up all this stuff is that it was requested by Democrats.
Conyers and Cummings, those intellectual heavyweights, demanded and investigation into FBI leaks that were, wait for it, helping Trump.
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
that's cool
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (aowex)
========
Not exactly surprising.
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (/qEW2)
They also can't be bothered with passing an
actual budget any more. I guess enjoying the perks of office and
exemption from insider trading laws so they get filthy rich is more fun
than doing any real work. Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
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That is why I despise Paul Ryan. He has been on Budget and Ways and Means for many years and had some long-time power. Nothing done.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Tyii7)
Great slogan.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (SiINZ)
The whole point of getting elected is to get your hand in the till, why would you want to rock the boat by trying to do your Conststutionally defined job!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (n9EOP)
I know what you're thinking. ...BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT!
Posted by: Every Democrat Candidate at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (xDk+1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2018 07:51 PM (pY+s4)
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I read the report. They wanted Larry Elders to introduce them. They came out and thanked the crowd of libs for their award, and said they were Republicans. And the crowd laughed, because Stone and Parker are always trying to get people's goat, and they said "No. We really *are* Republicans."
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)
come on now.... he reconfigured the Military retirement plan... to save the Government BILLIONS at the expense of future military retirees...
Oh.... wait....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 07:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (vDqXW)
Fly our friendly skies!
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)
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You're kind of in our territory now!
Posted by: United Airlines at March 28, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW)
Woof!
Yelp! Yelp! Yel..................
Posted by: flying little Dawg at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 07:50 PM (j9KK9)
My point is that the pendulum will swing too far once they are back in charge. The left will know they can then get away with it. Title IX abuses. BLM abuses. IRS abuses. on and on.
The left will push too much. People will get fed up.
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2018 07:56 PM (gEvQ8)
They wouldn't make it up if it wasn't true.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 07:56 PM (JyFLk)
Jack, it is stuff like that happening that reinforces my belief in divine providence.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (0QYMt)
We're pretty clearly in "one law for thee, one law for me" territory already, and I have trouble believing that's going to change, so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (k/STn)
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2018 07:51 PM (pY+s4)
Hollywood. they may feel liberated to do more now. satire is the best, most potent weapon
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (aowex)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (48QDY)
Only some people. Most are pig ignorant just staring into their phones which is what the left is counting on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 07:58 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2018 07:58 PM (ewxPW)
Maybe.
Hubris and a near-religious belief they will not be prosecuted?
Definitely.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 07:58 PM (fXCvq)
You an't no lightning rod!! I'M a litnin' rod!!!!
Posted by: PDt's yuuuge dick that boned a porn 'actress'. at March 28, 2018 07:58 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (48QDY)
People we're already fed up, that's why they voted for a circus clown instead of Hillary.
I doubt there will be a next time. They'll just give up and go to the mattresses.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 07:58 PM (63oy9)
You're confused.
And we are here to help.
Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at March 28, 2018 07:59 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 28, 2018 07:59 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)
Tiny murmurings of an awakening in SoCal. SD County supervisors will have a meeting mid-April to consider joining federal lawsuit against "sanctuary" law, possibly other measures. Inspired, clearly, by Orange County's bold open defiance of the Fuhrerbefehl, er, I mean "law" requiring law enforcement to let dangerous criminal illegal aliens back into the population.
The populace/civic culture here it too europeanized*, I think, for things to actually get fixed. So no reason for serious optimism. But entertaining, a bit.
* passive, irresponsible, selfish drones who follow the idiotic racist statist enviro-cultist dogma without hesitation unless it materially, immediately, directly harms them
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 08:00 PM (QDnY+)
And get some sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM
Ha! We spit on laser-guided sharks.
Posted by: Israeli dolphins acting casually off Gaza coast
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 28, 2018 08:01 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 28, 2018 07:57 PM (k/STn)
Notorious they call me from my blood stained savage hands
Now that I am king I'll rule forth to take my stand
Blowing hard the winds of war the god have sent their love
Giving me the power to destroy all those corrupt
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 08:01 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (48QDY)
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That's our job (and hobby).
Posted by: United Airlines at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (vDqXW)
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhomboid
David Letterman, during his show, would go up on the roof and throw watermelons off the roof. Remember?
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)
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I've lived my life hoping for the former over the latter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 08:03 PM (JTMqu)
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (Vnlws)
...and Tv's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:04 PM (o7tuA)
We, here, knew the Obama WH coordinated it from the beginning. I guess its news that they found proof that they can report. Still waiting to see if there is an actual arrest.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 07:41 PM
Laser guided sharks dropped like toothy torpedoes.
I like it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2018 07:51 PM (pY+s4)
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I read the report. They wanted Larry Elders to introduce them. They came out and thanked the crowd of libs for their award, and said they were Republicans. And the crowd laughed, because Stone and Parker are always trying to get people's goat, and they said "No. We really *are* Republicans."
Posted by: Axebot
I read it too. The GOP makes room for Libertarians. The Dems don't. IMO.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)
I'm not surre that's true..
*goes to get monthly Powerball ticket*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 28, 2018 08:06 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: pinochet airlines at March 28, 2018 08:06 PM (ewxPW)
that's cool
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (aowex)
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They were friends with Andrew Breitbart and were featured in his book- "Hollywood, Interrupted" so this doesn't surprise me.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 08:06 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:04 PM (r+sAi)
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Hello?
Youtube guy?
Dinesh D'Souza?
Ring any bells?
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at March 28, 2018 08:06 PM (vDqXW)
its news that they found proof that they can report. Still waiting to
see if there is an actual arrest.
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Personal wish is that Powers and Rice are perpwalked. They did some other jawdroppingly ugly things, so I want to find out how they justified all the unmasking requests. Future blackmail on the government's dime?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 08:07 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (DQC26)
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Like sanely managing a city, state or country.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 08:07 PM (vDqXW)
Every motherfucking Democrat is nothing but a liar and a cheat and an un-American piece of shit. And anyone who votes for them, including the nice, harmless little old lady who is your neighbor, is a communist totalitarian piece of shit who is trying to steal your country out from under you.
American patriots need to get some Woke going on.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (UThOJ)
You know who else did that ??
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (aowex)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (aowex)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (aowex)
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Don't know.
Posted by: Guy who set the Reichstag fire at March 28, 2018 08:09 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:05 PM (DQC26)
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Like sanely managing a city, state or country.
Posted by: Axebot
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winning!
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:09 PM (DQC26)
You know who else did that ??
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (aowex)
McKinley?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 08:09 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2018 08:09 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:09 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 08:10 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: nip at March 28, 2018 08:10 PM (NUH4Q)
One of you smart people here will know who broke ranks and told DJT about the surveillance, probably prompting the move out of Trump Tower.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 08:10 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:08 PM (UThOJ)
I'm guessing they are pretty woke, they're just waiting for someone to shoot off the flare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 08:10 PM (aMlLZ)
that's cool
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 07:45 PM (aowex)
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these are important first steps since being a republican is not safe for work and grounds for firing. We need to break globohomos' shitposting to firing pathway
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 28, 2018 08:10 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (k/STn)
ALL . OF . THEM .
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Poop piles in San Fransisco streets and mile-long tent cities in LA. at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)
The left will push too much. People will get fed up.
Posted by: golfman at March 28, 2018 07:55 PM (48QDY)
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This is one reason I hope Trump provokes a fight with California. Perhaps Trump coming to the defense of Orange County is the next stage in bringing this on.
If California state officials try to prosecute Orange County officials for fulfilling their duty as American citizens obeying federal law, the Trump administration should immediately begin law enforcement action against the state. If that means arresting state officials so be it, and if that is resisted send in the troops.
I want this confrontation to happen when the Dems don't have control of the executive branch, and better yet with the legislative branch and supreme court still out of their hands.
That is why I hope California is as crazy as I think they are and "fire" on Orange County, aka "Neo-Fort Sumter".
Posted by: William Eaton at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (W+7aM)
We, here, knew the Obama WH coordinated it from the beginning. I guess its news that they found proof that they can report. Still waiting to see if there is an actual arrest.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:04 PM (r+sAi)
Obama will never be arrested. Black Democratium. If he got what he really deserves, every city in the country would burn.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
Yup.
Posted by: Poop piles in San Fransisco streets and mile-long tent cities in LA. at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)
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I can't say more.
Posted by: Space to destroy in Baltimore at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (fqHZs)
Yup.
Posted by: Poop piles in San Fransisco streets and mile-long tent cities in LA. at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)
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I can't say more.
Posted by: Space to destroy in Baltimore at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (vDqXW)
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I disagree.
Posted by: Coward County Sheriff's Department at March 28, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:13 PM (UThOJ)
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yes; saying that you are a Republican in Georgia or Alabama is not a big deal. try it in Hollywood.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:13 PM (aowex)
Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (e8kgV)
Am I understanding correctly?
Posted by: Cap'n Obvious at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (vGmlJ)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 28, 2018 08:11 PM (k/STn)
Yup, killer tune.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (aMlLZ)
Didnt they make a South Park with DT repeatedly getting f'd in the ass? They do sound like Republicans.
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (UdKB7)
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Former congressman of mine....who's name escapes me right now......
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)
Oh I know obama will never face justice, but hell you would think Page and Strzok, etc would. My cynicism remains that wrist slapping will occur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (QDnY+)
Are they going to call her Lucky or Smart?
Someday I really want to see your ranch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
Adm. Rogers
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 28, 2018 08:16 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
I say bring it. Better to deal with it now than have our grandkids marched off to the re-education camps. And worse.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:16 PM (UThOJ)
Had I known, I never would have invented the partisan lightning rod.
Exactly why I said "...if you can keep it."
Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 28, 2018 08:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2018 08:17 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
I say bring it. Better to deal with it now than have our grandkids marched off to the re-education camps. And worse.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:16 PM (UThOJ)
Exactly, and its not as if any nice cities would burn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 08:17 PM (aMlLZ)
Whadaya think.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (Vnlws)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
Lois Lerner says she's really enjoying retirement at full civil service rates!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (n9EOP)
Admiral Mike Rogers.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Am I understanding correctly?
Posted by: Cap'n Obvious at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (vGmlJ)
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Great job, Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
I say bring it. Better to deal with it now than have our grandkids marched off to the re-education camps. And worse.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:16 PM (UThOJ)
Oh, I totally agree with you. But I don't see it ever happening.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
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We're talking nothing less than a good censure!!!!
Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)
Tuned to Kennedy during a commercial on Tucker.
She is talking to a Texas state legislator who wants to repeal the second amendment. Kennedy told him that statistics show we are safer today than ten years ago and he says he doesn't believe it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 28, 2018 08:17 PM (Ndje9)
Franklin's question is being answered as we speak. And the issue is in grave doubt.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:19 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: pinochet airlines at March 28, 2018 08:19 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: LGoPs
Grandkids? I'm in my extended 29's, and with what Google knows and has probably shared I wouldn't rule out dying behind a fence, or dying in the resisting of it.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:20 PM (JyFLk)
She is talking to a Texas state legislator who wants to repeal the second amendment. Kennedy told him that statistics show we are safer today than ten years ago and he says he doesn't believe it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)
And yet the left keeps squealing that no one has even mentioned repealing the Second Amendment.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 08:21 PM (LiyEm)
Are they that ignorant for all the actions to be found out or are they just confident nothing will be done about it? Either answer should fighten us all.
Posted by: RustyG at March 28, 2018 08:22 PM (1Mft0)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 08:22 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 08:23 PM (LiyEm)
She is talking to a Texas state legislator who wants to repeal the second amendment. Kennedy told him that statistics show we are safer today than ten years ago and he says he doesn't believe it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (IqV8l)
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Which Texas state legislator? Better be a Democrat.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 08:23 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: RustyG at March 28, 2018 08:22 PM (1Mft0)
They didn't bother to be careful. They thought Hillary was a certainty.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 28, 2018 08:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 08:24 PM (tpDAe)
Bad times create hard men. Hard men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create bad times.
We need some hard men. Badly.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:25 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: Bane at March 28, 2018 08:25 PM (H5knJ)
Brennan has been unhinged. And McCabe already played the "They're after me cos I know too much!"-card.
They both know they're guilty as hell and caught.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 28, 2018 08:26 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2018 08:26 PM (W+7aM)
Every city in the country would burn.
* * *
Right, but what would the downside be?
Additional air pollution
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)
Like Palis, They think their speech to each other is in a foreign language the mainstream and conservatives cannot understand.
So they lie and say they don't want to take everybody's weapons and round them up. But they do.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2018 08:26 PM (Eu5eZ)
"Are they that ignorant for all the actions to be found out or are they just confident nothing will be done about it? Either answer should fighten us all."
100 percent. It's probably the latter, too, which is much scarier. Remember, they continued this criminal bullshit even after Trump became POTUS and with Republicans as chairs of the relevant congressional committees. They are still stonewalling freakin' court orders to produce documents.
Our State Department routinely condemns governments that do these things.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 08:27 PM (fXCvq)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 28, 2018 08:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Shep! at March 28, 2018 08:27 PM (fqHZs)
I mean, seriously, how many rights do we really need? As long as there are free wi-fi hotspots, I'm good.
Posted by: t-bird at March 28, 2018 08:27 PM (zu3jZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 08:28 PM (BfOXk)
good opportunity for urban renewal.
lots of cities would be really nice places to live without the current residents.
disperse the concentrations of welfare recipients.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 28, 2018 08:24 PM (T71PA)
They examined the recent arc of history in the US and concluded that under no conceivable circumstances would existing progressive order fail to protect them!
They might still be right!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:29 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 08:29 PM (BfOXk)
Levin played a clip of Christine Cuomo screaming at Rick Santorum that no one has ever mentioned repealing the Second Amendment. Santorum said, Stevens did. Cuomo said in effect, He doesn't count.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)
have to be the two dumbest fucks in the whole history of dumb fucks.
Oh man, we were laughing over here when it was going on. You should see their nekkid pics.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 28, 2018 08:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)
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Shhhh. We're gas-lighting you.
Posted by: The Left at March 28, 2018 08:30 PM (vDqXW)
360 Seriously, these two imbeciles Strozk and Page texting all this shit, have to be the two dumbest fucks in the whole history of dumb fucks.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 08:28 PM (BfOXk)
They probably texted each other even as they were bumping uglies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:31 PM (pNxlR)
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Sure, whatever you say, paisano.
Posted by: The Mob at March 28, 2018 08:32 PM (aowex)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)
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That's a lot of space to destroy.
Posted by: Thugs In Baltimore at March 28, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)
They might still be right!
Posted by: Hrothgar
And we're ready to do our part!!
Posted by: The Guys Who Pay Multimillion Book Advances at March 28, 2018 08:32 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Mirror Mirror In Vino Veritits at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM (2DOZq)
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He's got a few sons and grandkids embedded like ticks in NV and all Fed agencies. Won't make a bit of difference.
How 'bout that Vegas shooting, btw?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM (MIKMs)
good opportunity for urban renewal.
lots of cities would be really nice places to live without the current residents.
disperse the concentrations of welfare recipients.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)
You had me until the last sentence.
I sure as hell don't want them dispersed to my neighborhood. Also, they would flip purple counties.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Guys Who Pay Multimillion Book Advances at March 28, 2018 08:32 PM (JyFLk)
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Quick!! Hurry!! I don't know how much time I have!
Posted by: The Gramscian Virus at March 28, 2018 08:34 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 28, 2018 08:34 PM (H5knJ)
Christine Cuomo
The mental and constitutional giant who warned us plebes that we weren't entitled to read something or another but journowhores like xe were?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2018 08:34 PM (fqHZs)
If these fucks do take away the 2nd, the 1st will follow immediately because these fucks (sorry, that's the most respectful term I can think of to describe them) will be the ones to determine what is acceptable speech.
Good little totalitarians, every last fucking one of them. And your nice, harmless, just want everyone to get along neighbor is every bit as guilty as the "good" Germans who made Hitler possible.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:35 PM (UThOJ)
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2018 08:35 PM (aowex)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2018 08:34 PM (fqHZs)
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He won't come near me.
Posted by: Harry Reid's Exercise Equipment at March 28, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 08:36 PM (tpDAe)
But yeah, they aren't going to repeal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (JyFLk)
My heart is black
and my lips are cold
Cities on flame
with rock and roll
Three thousand guitars
they seem to cry
My ears will melt
and then my eyes
Posted by: Rock Lives! at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM (MIKMs)
Amazing how little to see there is in so many violent events investigated by our premier law bureau.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (n9EOP)
You got to fight for your right to tyranny!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Sonobi With Purchase of Grumbling Gadgets at the Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (0QYMt)
But yeah, they aren't going to repeal.
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They don't knows w my kids.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2018 08:38 PM (fqHZs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 08:39 PM (tpDAe)
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Trump fascism to commence!
Posted by: THE MSM at March 28, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Place Your Bets at March 28, 2018 08:40 PM (M564T)
Am I understanding correctly?
Posted by: Cap'n Obvious at March 28, 2018 08:14 PM (vGmlJ)
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Great job, Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)
....
Well, if that's true, it would seem like the entire investigation should be shut down and those that organized the entire ruse should be punished for breaking the law,
I don't really follow politics, though, so I'm not sure if that's right. I usually just watch The View and follow their lead. That Joy Behar seems like such a nice lady. She really helps me understand complex issues like this in a simple, down to earth way.
Posted by: Cap'n Obvious at March 28, 2018 08:40 PM (wJnB/)
Because when you get right down to it, you can do almost any thing you need done with the power of federal government enforcement, complicit media propaganda, and a common sense agenda!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:40 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:41 PM (fA1SL)
Effort was made to have these signs look official, so maybe the same folks who put up the hilarious signs about illegal aliens that were attached to the "Welcome to California" signs at the OR NV and AZ borders on New Year's.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 08:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 28, 2018 08:41 PM (NsOWL)
I missed the VA Sec. thread, but I have to say, I'm praying our son gets help for his damaged back from A-stan. He's in constant pain. At least the local VA is telling him he can see a local specialist. Waiting now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 28, 2018 08:41 PM (NsOWL)
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What the Clintons do in the privacy of their own bedroom is not our concern.
... Stormy Daniels!!...
Posted by: THE MSM at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (a3OL0)
Any sign of a Downfall parody where 'Dolf raves sbout Boss Hogg?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 08:45 PM (VWsDy)
Genuinely shocked.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at March 28, 2018 08:45 PM (xxG/v)
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I doubt even Sean Penn could adequately paint that picture.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 08:45 PM (nILVB)
+ / - 22 Minutes "
Over/under on how many times phrase "but guess what?" is uttered.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 08:45 PM (fXCvq)
But yeah, they aren't going to repeal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM (JyFLk)
As much as I would have opposed Prohibition if I was alive at the time, at least Congress went about it the right way, with a Constitutional amendment to ban alcohol.
Contrast that with the War on (Some) Drugs, where they simply passed laws without the slightest regard to the Constitution, which does not mention giving the Federal government the power to regulate or outlaw drugs at all.
At what point do We The People simply disregard blatantly unconstitutional laws and court decisions? Can the 2nd Amendment be declared null and void if there are 5 leftist justices on the Supreme Court? I say no.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
That sucks. I have a lot of back problems from old injuries (from playing rugby, not being a hero like your son). It's a long haul, lady. I'm sure everyone here wishes you and him the best
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2018 08:46 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: JackStraw
....
Forget it. They're rolling.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 08:46 PM (ROV4u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:46 PM (fA1SL)
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Prayers up, I'm sympathetic. I woke up today thinking it was Thursday, and realized it was Wednesday on the way to work. Pretty depressed all day about it. Really.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 28, 2018 08:47 PM (fqHZs)
+ / - "but guess what" is set at 5
the return of "Tick - Tock" is paying out at 2:1.
Posted by: Place Your Bets at March 28, 2018 08:47 PM (M564T)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 08:41 PM (QDnY+)
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I saw those at GP.... such awesomeness!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 08:47 PM (PvFoN)
We need a Disney Princess Abortion Barbie thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Will she wear tampon earrings?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:47 PM (pNxlR)
That sucks. I have a lot of back problems from
old injuries (from playing rugby, not being a hero like your son). It's a
long haul, lady. I'm sure everyone here wishes you and him the best
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2018 08:46 PM (UiRxW)
His injury was from a mortar attack. He got blown sky high. We heard about the story through a veteran friend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
Prayers are never OT and I, personally always am glad when people share them, even if I am not glad about the difficult circumstances people face. Will pray for your dad and you. It is so hard when people we love are going through these hard times.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 08:48 PM (tpDAe)
You just KNOW these two were in communication with each other....
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 28, 2018 08:48 PM (DbadI)
funny thing is nobody has yet connected Mueller as part of the scam, but we all know this will be the case.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:48 PM (r+sAi)
+ / - "but guess what" is set at 5
the return of "Tick - Tock" is paying out at 2:1."
"But first, breaking news..." less or more than two minutes?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 08:49 PM (fXCvq)
Posted by: Toni at March 28, 2018 08:49 PM (mUiSk)
They haven't suggested repeal. They have, however, all but bought billboards indicating they'll seize your kids because your home is unsafe, declare you too mentally unstable to own a gun because of your reactionary views (thanks Google!), and a dozen other draconian actions.
But yeah, they aren't going to repeal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:37 PM
That's how they roll.
If they can't outright confiscate guns (yet? ), they'll try and make life very uncomfortable for gun owners. It's like what Obama did with the coal industry - did not ban coal outright, but all sorts of sh*tty stuff to make it hard for the industry to do their jobs.
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2018 08:50 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)
Immediately following will be a holiday marathon of Stormy Daniels career-defining cinematic masterpieces.
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 08:50 PM (bJ0w+)
He needs to get that MRI asap. It's only a guessing game by doctors until he does.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (FDFAw)
You just KNOW these two were in communication with each other...."
Yeah, the coincidence of Rosenstein taking Mueller to the White House to apply for FBI director, and when it didn't happen appointing him Special Counsel the next day, almost looks...suspicious.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (fXCvq)
Comes with a coat hanger, a bag of saline, a quart of artificial blood, and a life-like female baby girl doll that you can dismember yourself!
Order now!
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (DbadI)
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When they scream that no one has suggested repealing the 2nd Amendment the reply should be ' then you agree the 2nd Amendment gives every citizen the right to arm themselves against possible tyranny?'
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 08:33 PM
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We must be pedantic on this point. (and I have to correct myself on it more than I should) The 2nd PROTECTS our already existing rights. We must stay on top of that. The Constitution does not create the rights we possess.
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (iSXcX)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Jazzercizer at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (Ndje9)
https://tinyurl.com/yb234v8s
May God be with everyone during this holy season
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)
But man, can she munch some carpet
Posted by: CANKLES at March 28, 2018 08:53 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:53 PM (JyFLk)
It seems like a lot of the time you gotta hear about the stuff from a buddy, cause they won't talk about it themself. I found out what happened to my friend from his folks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2018 08:53 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: IC at March 28, 2018 08:53 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (m0lmR)
He needs to get that MRI asap. It's only a guessing game by doctors until he does.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq)
He's been waiting for 3+ years. Now that PDT is kicking some ass, the local VA has told him he will no longer be required to go to Charleston, SC to see a doc. They are going to give him his first complete physical here since he left the Corps, and are going to allow him to see a back specialist outside the VA.
God bless PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2018 08:48 PM (r+sAi)
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And yet the left will take a guy 25-years out of the Russian Military Intelligence--where he was a linguist and a translator--and call him "ex-Russian Intelligence" not to mention, in some references "Russian Intelligence".
The guy worked for Manafort. Gates worked for Manafort. It's not surprising that Gates knows somebody who is ex-Russian Intelligence. Employed by Manafort for about 3 times as long as he ever was in the GRU.
That's a tell-all in Dem-world.
Posted by: THE MSM at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW)
PEACH SCHNAPPS FOADDY FI!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (pNxlR)
Sigh. Of course, we're not even seeing much of that. McCabe is a wealthy man. Michael Flynn was going broke because of Mueller. *spits in disgust*
And even George Soros. I would sooner see him bankrupt, all his funds confiscated, than see him go to prison. If both could happen, great, but his money is a far bigger threat than his freedom.
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
It's probably much worse than that. They are covering up something horrible
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (VWsDy)
Husband and I are ushering for our Maunday Thursday service tomorrow night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (iSXcX)
True, but that does mean that your government, in order to form a more perfect union for themselves, will not attempt in myriad ways to make it impossible for you to use those rights as God intended!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:56 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Will she wear tampon earrings?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 08:47 PM (pNxlR)
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along with a pink pu**y tiara and a gown with "Nasty Woman" plastered across it.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 08:57 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (m0lmR)
There is always their favorite choice
BOTH
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 08:57 PM (VWsDy)
Whatever the MOST POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FUCKING PEOPLE in the nation were up to, it's not likely to be pretty.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (a3OL0)
If these fucks do take away the 2nd, the 1st will follow immediately because these fucks (sorry, that's the most respectful term I can think of to describe them) will be the ones to determine what is acceptable speech.
Good little totalitarians, every last fucking one of them. And your nice, harmless, just want everyone to get along neighbor is every bit as guilty as the "good" Germans who made Hitler possible.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 28, 2018 08:35 PM (UThOJ)
The douche former SCOTUS judge was clear that his intent in repealing the 2nd was to stifle the 1st.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Hrothgar
In a common sense way, for the children, while protecting the environment and respecting our shared values.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (7qnb5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Reminds me that for those that pray, you really ought to think about keeping President Trump in your daily prayers!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:00 PM (ROV4u)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 28, 2018 09:00 PM (FDFAw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Reminds me that for those that pray, you really ought to think about keeping President Trump in your daily prayers!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:59 PM (n9EOP)
He is literally in ours every single day. I've never been more afraid for the life of a sitting president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
It's probably much worse than that. They are covering up something horrible
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 08:55 PM (VWsDy)
I have been assured by someone who lives more than ten miles away from me that that is crazy talk.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (e8kgV)
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The signs will be dismissed as obvious attempts to divide and breed hatred.
Sadly.
Posted by: junior at March 28, 2018 09:02 PM (pRKrz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at March 28, 2018 09:02 PM (lLeln)
You can bet that this was a WH directed project in association with the Hillary campaign and Democrat party
Posted by: MAGA at March 28, 2018 09:03 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:03 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
If you think I'm going to argue with you about whether I'm crazy or not, you're nuts
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:03 PM (VWsDy)
I speak, of course, of opening day. Play Ball!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 28, 2018 09:04 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:04 PM (MVjcR)
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The Constitution does not create the rights we possess.
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (iSXcX)
True, but that doesn't mean that your government, in order to form a more perfect union for themselves, will not attempt in myriad ways to make it impossible for you to use those rights as God intended!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2018 08:56 PM (n9EOP)
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Yep. That's exactly the reason the Bill of Rights was felt necessary. (when it really shouldn't have been needed)
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 09:05 PM (iSXcX)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:03 PM (MVjcR)
As I said above, I'm not religious myself, but that is a good idea. It sure can't hurt.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:05 PM (sdi6R)
How in the HELL does someone pee outside the toilet, on the wall of the side cabinet, and the wallpaper?????
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:04 PM (MVjcR)
Pretty certain ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:09
LOL, well that's usually my mode.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2018 09:07 PM (yJ1e6)
...
Damn you , 50+ prostate.
Damn you to hell.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:07 PM (ROV4u)
Comes with a coat hanger, a bag of saline, a quart of artificial blood, and a life-like female baby girl doll that you can dismember yourself!
Order now!
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (DbadI)
I have a script that would make deSaad's Juliet blush.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2018 09:07 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Bert G at March 28, 2018 09:08 PM (yzxic)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ONE CRAZY PERSON IS CALLING THE OTHER PERSON CRAZY FOR CALLING THEM CRAZY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at March 28, 2018 09:08 PM (JyFLk)
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
To be fair, those were terribly profound questions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
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It's his superpower?
Posted by: junior at March 28, 2018 09:08 PM (pRKrz)
I think a more appropriate question is why are YOU cleaning that mess up?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 28, 2018 09:08 PM (j9KK9)
Posted by: Redgrains at March 28, 2018 09:09 PM (WjzB5)
My husband was #4 out of five, and I'm pretty sure his mother didn't care about his aim, because her maid would clean up the mess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
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Then why are you listening to him?
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:09 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:09 PM (MVjcR)
Multitaskers are hell on bathrooms. So I've been told
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:09 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:10 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:04 PM (MVjcR)
Pretty certain ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (VWsDy)
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Pretty certainly certain!
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:10 PM (MVjcR)
it's all bolded because it deserves it.
a previous version of the post had some non-bolded text, but I cut
that out to not quote too much from fox, leaving just the bolded parts.
Posted by: ace at March 28, 2018 07:11 PM (8rNrN)
He meant to do that.
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at March 28, 2018 09:10 PM (djCea)
Get your Disney Abortion Princess doll today!
Comes with a coat hanger, a bag of saline, a quart of artificial blood, and a life-like female baby girl doll that you can dismember yourself!
Order now!
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 28, 2018 08:52 PM (DbadI)
Does it come with Gold Level Membership in Planned Parenthood?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:10 PM (pNxlR)
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A ladder?
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)
Do you really want to know? I'll tell you if you really want to know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 09:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)
Whoever marries our son can be thankful that my husband traveled five days a week when our boy was being potty trained, and I taught the boy to aim.
There's your wedding toast, right there!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:12 PM (pNxlR)
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Morning wood. High arc. Uncertain trajectory. Clouded eyes.
That is my excuse
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 09:11 PM (fuK7c)
Please feel free to tell me. Be aware I have a flamethrower handy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
When I was in my early 20's I could piss over a VW after 6 or 8 Pabst Blue Ribbons.
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (zLDYs)
Just wait till I clear my throat
Posted by: Divebombing baritone at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (VWsDy)
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Training to be a storm trooper?
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)
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How in the HELL does someone pee outside the toilet, on the wall of the side cabinet, and the wallpaper?????
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Grabbed a pube instead of the pee tube? (not that that could happen to me)
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (iSXcX)
David Letterman, during his show, would go up on the roof and throw watermelons off the roof. Remember?
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2018 08:02 PM (Vnlws)
...and Tv's.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2018 08:04 PM (o7tuA)
So that is where the Islamics got their idea how to kill gay people. I didn't know Letterman was broadcast in the Middle East.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)
How in the HELL does someone pee outside the toilet, on the wall of the side cabinet, and the wallpaper?????
In the absence of significant snowfall, one has to practice writing one's name SOMEWHERE.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)
Someone 11 miles away
Posted by: Divebombing baritone at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (MIKMs)
husband traveled five days a week when our boy was being potty trained,
and I taught the boy to aim.
There's your wedding toast, right there!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:12 PM (pNxl
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Thank you! *makes note*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:12
That was BSG, if IIRC.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
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It's probably a little uncomfortable mentioning the ladder.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)
She called every hard question a 'set up."
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2018 09:15 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)
An asshole troll who was thankfully banned.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
If it was a leftist doing this he'd be a celebrated hero.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (9RjeI)
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (UsCnO)
That the senior leadership of the FBI would approach Senator Reid over their concerns about a presidential candidate is prima facie evidence of intent to deceive and circumvent the Constitutionally-mandated authority the Officers of the United States which oversee their agency, which are the Speaker of the House, and the Senate Majority Leader respectively, of the United States Congress.
Under any reasonable interpretation of the law, this constitutes High Crimes and Misdemeanors on the part of not only the leaders of the FBI, but the leader of the Democratic Party, and in all probability on the part of others in both organizations.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (/7LSD)
Evening Everyone. Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (9RjeI)
Please don't say "piss." I was elbow deep in it this afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I'll cautiously stir the pot . . . Because peeing on the floor didn't get enough of a reaction from you?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (JyFLk)
How in the HELL does someone pee outside the toilet, on the wall of the side cabinet, and the wallpaper?????
Especially a sitzpinkler.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (axSEO)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (JyFLk)
*primes flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
"It's got a mind of it's own, dear."
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:18 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (/7LSD)
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Exactly what I was riled up about upthread. If Reid was part of a committee, then the whole committee--including the Republican leadership should have been told.
The FBI won't turn over documents ordered by a court--but they'll just volunteer a brief to a newly-made nobody in the Senate??!!
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:19 PM (MIKMs)
Please don't say "piss." I was elbow deep in it this afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
Ewww. That sounds very not good.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:19 PM (9RjeI)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (9RjeI)
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Not *who*. It's more like *what*.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:19 PM (vDqXW)
Just above that stuff, it talks about WH chief of staff McDonough, and a WH meeting (as discussed in texts from our favorite FBI love-birds).
First time I recall seeing McDonough's name in this entire slow-motion epic.
This was in August 2016. Reid, Brennan, FBI, WH.
Yes, few here are shocked. But wow. And this just the proverbial smallest tip of the iceberg, obviously.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 09:20 PM (QDnY+)
It's going to be funny, considering how much Hannity is hated by everyone else in the news biz, that HE is gonna end up being the one who was right all along. And oh boy is he gonna rub it in!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 09:20 PM (V2Yro)
Not *who*. It's more like *what*.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:19 PM (vDqXW)
Thank goodness, I was thinking I should have said whom.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:20 PM (9RjeI)
At this point, were I to learn Seth Rich was gunned down by Strzuk and
Hypo-Man on orders from Felonia in order to keep Comey and Farrakhan
from going wobbly, I'd shrug.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
I have video! Wanna see?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (EKvBl)
511 Evening Everyone. Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (9RjeI)
Ix-nay on the ee-pay, ALH ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2018 09:20 PM (QDnY+)
Of course it is. So when are the indictments coming, I wonder?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)
Damn, I remember those when I was a kid! I also remember that they always smelled kinda funny. And not ha ha funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Weasel
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1. Shouldn't you be in bed sleeping?
2. Where's the ammo Ben Had said you were giving me?
3. You should get an "artist" out to tag your urban shooting range.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Sean Hannity's little brother at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (3g9Il)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 28, 2018 09:23 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 28, 2018 09:21 PM (EKvBl)
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And Trump ought to declassify the raw copy.
They showed before that when they redacted the dinner party with the FISC judge that they DON'T just protect "sources and methods" they also protect their asses from self-incrimination. This group has gotten so treacherous, I don't care if they expose "sources and methods", and we start over from scratch.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2018 09:23 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:24 PM (ptqGC)
I feel like there is an opportunity for AoSHQ afoot.
Acebook......hmm *scratches chin and ponders*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 09:24 PM (Q4yHo)
"The refusal to acknowledge nature has become a mental illness among intellectuals and academics today."
Posted by: junior at March 28, 2018 09:24 PM (pRKrz)
How in the HELL does someone pee outside the toilet, on the wall of the side cabinet, and the wallpaper?????
I asked him that tonight and he had no answer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
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You need to get yourself a black light.
A couple of days after my Halloween Party I decided to bring a black light into the bathroom as I noticed a weird stain.
Turned off the bathroom lights and then turned on the black light
The place looked like a freakin' crime scene.
The pee glowed in the dark like luminol.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:19 PM (MIKMs)
Naw, we just used place mats and switched out now then
Posted by: Hillbilly at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (VWsDy)
1. Shouldn't you be in bed sleeping?
2. Where's the ammo Ben Had said you were giving me?
3. You should get an "artist" out to tag your urban shooting range.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 09:22 PM (kufk0)
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1) yes
2) tell you what - I'll bring,one of my match guns to Ben Had's in October and you can be the first to try it out.
3) it's only 'good' when it's messing up other people's stuff!
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: navybrat, the patient one at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (w7KSn)
I woke up this morning and noted that the light was brighter than it should have been. I put on my glasses and looked at the wall clock, and it read 8:00. My alarm should have gone off at 7:00.
I hauled ass and managed to get to work on time, but I had to skip the shower.
The clock-radio read 2:00 and was completely unresponsive to any button pushes. I unplugged it from the wall and removed the backup batteries. I didn't have time to do anything further.
When I got home tonight I plugged it in again and it seems to be working fine. The backup batteries tested fine and I reinstalled them. I reset the clock and set the alarm for tomorrow morning.
The whole thing was very odd.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (ROV4u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)
A couple of days after my Halloween Party I decided to bring a black light into the bathroom as I noticed a weird stain.
Turned off the bathroom lights and then turned on the black light
The place looked like a freakin' crime scene.
The pee glowed in the dark like luminol.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (PvFoN)
Keep that fucking thing away from my overalls
Posted by: Hillbilly at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (VWsDy)
The whole thing was very odd.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
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Heh. heh heh. {rubs hands}
Posted by: Your clock-radio at March 28, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)
The whole thing was very odd.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
Bob from NSA paid you a visit. Your fooking radio is stuffed with bugs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:27 PM (pNxlR)
The place looked like a freakin' crime scene.
The pee glowed in the dark like luminol.
...
That's not pee.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:28 PM (ROV4u)
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Issa's in Southern California, in a very heavily Dem district. He's *NOT* going to get reelected.
In fact, his announced retirement means that the Republicans might have a shot at keeping his seat. There's been a veritable flood of Dems announcing that they're all running for the seat, and California has that stupid "the best two in the primary are the only candidates who get to run in the general election" rule. So if too many Dems split the vote, the Republican candidates might just lock the Dems out of the General Election.
That bit of amusement wouldn't be possible if Issa hadn't announced he was retiring.
Posted by: junior at March 28, 2018 09:28 PM (pRKrz)
Pizzagate was real.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (ROV4u)
Looking more likely every day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (EKvBl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (6FqZa)
Morningwood can be directionally challenged.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (3g9Il)
I woke up this morning and noted that the light was brighter than it should have been. I put on my glasses and looked at the wall clock, and it read 8:00. My alarm should have gone off at 7:00.
I hauled ass and managed to get to work on time, but I had to skip the shower.
The clock-radio read 2:00 and was completely unresponsive to any button pushes. I unplugged it from the wall and removed the backup batteries. I didn't have time to do anything further.
When I got home tonight I plugged it in again and it seems to be working fine. The backup batteries tested fine and I reinstalled them. I reset the clock and set the alarm for tomorrow morning.
The whole thing was very odd.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM
I can help design you a custom clock that will help get your days started with a bang.
Call me.
Posted by: Clock Boy at March 28, 2018 09:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 09:30 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (3g9Il)
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I still say a ladder gives you the best reach.
Posted by: How-to Guy at March 28, 2018 09:30 PM (vDqXW)
Evening Everyone. Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:16 PM (9RjeI)
Please don't say "piss." I was elbow deep in it this afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)
*****
"Whom" did we piss off. Whom! Not "who" did we piss off. OK!?!
Learn grammar for chrissakes!!!
Posted by: That guy who is always pissed off about proper grammar at March 28, 2018 09:31 PM (0/0WS)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:31 PM (ROV4u)
seems to be working fine. The backup batteries tested fine and I
reinstalled them. I reset the clock and set the alarm for tomorrow
morning.
The whole thing was very odd.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
They're heeerrrreeeeee
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 09:31 PM (aMlLZ)
Yeah, that's a hot bit. It also helps explain why so many tried to run interference, including the media yelling "squirrel" until it has become comical. Obama's up to his commie neck in this BS.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (fXCvq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (fA1SL)
Sounds like a deal on the "first!" To shoot.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 09:30 PM (kufk0)
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Done!
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (MVjcR)
You sound perfect for one of our job openings.
Posted by: ACME GLORYHOLE at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (VWsDy)
G'night and may Easter Blessings come your way, y'all.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (JyFLk)
I tell you when you are around kids, you have no idea where the things that come into their heads come from. When I found out all I could say was "really??? REALLY???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 09:32 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (ROV4u)
Looking more likely every day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:28 PM (pNxlR)
careful, you'll have all the respectable commenters getting the vapors
come to think of it, didn't BSG go ballistic every time pizzagate was brought up or was that someone else?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM (MVjcR)
You can learn a lot of things with science.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM (9RjeI)
Russians were all up in Obama & Co ass with bags o'money.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM (Eu5eZ)
Morningwood can be directionally challenged.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (3g9Il)
****
And "lots o sex" last night morning wood sometimes gets even more confused. Hence this great scene in "Me , Myself and Irene"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-i2GV3Rmc
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 28, 2018 09:34 PM (0/0WS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 28, 2018 09:34 PM (axSEO)
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Doesn't sound like something that the kid has to be mad for...just interested.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:34 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 28, 2018 09:34 PM (IDhUW)
You cannot repeal a right. The Bill of Rights are guaranteed.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (xguI5)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (ROV4u)
Who owns the Chiefs?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (xguI5)
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It's in the Constitution. The Constitution is amendable.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (vDqXW)
You lost me at "clock radio "
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (VWsDy)
It's actually pretty cool. It's a Sangean which receives AM, FM, and shortwave bands.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
Also, Harry Reid really needs to meet the Almighty. Naturally, and in His good time, of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 08:29 PM (BfOXk)
Tic Toc!
Posted by: Sean Hannity's little brother at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (xguI5)
Seriously? Is this for real?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (9RjeI)
You cannot repeal a right. The Bill of Rights are guaranteed.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (xguI5)
The second RIGHT is there just in case any morons tries to screw with any of the ten
Posted by: ACME GLORYHOLE at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 09:37 PM (Q6IDw)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 28, 2018 09:37 PM (kufk0)
......
Yes, I'm listening......
Posted by: Christopher Steele at March 28, 2018 09:37 PM (Q4yHo)
Hey Lisa, wut dem gums do?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2018 09:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (9RjeI)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
I'm sure
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (MIKMs)
come to think of it, didn't BSG go ballistic every time pizzagate was brought up or was that someone else?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM (hMwEB)
He didn't go ballistic. He went derisive.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
You could try, but it is an intrinsic right of humankind. The document officially recognizes this. It doesn't establish it.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (Q6IDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)
come to think of it, didn't BSG go ballistic every time pizzagate was brought up or was that someone else?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 09:33 PM
Assuming go ballistic > vapors, any shot I have at Respectable Commenter is non-existent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2018 09:39 PM (DMUuz)
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Was there a fly buzzing around the room?
Posted by: Escaped Oaf at March 28, 2018 09:39 PM (zyUO8)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (9RjeI)
Wut ya waring ??
Posted by: Hillbilly at ACME GLORYHOLE at March 28, 2018 09:40 PM (VWsDy)
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Was there a fly buzzing around the room?
....
Was there a recent Cheerio spill?
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:40 PM (ROV4u)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 28, 2018 09:38 PM (MIKMs)
Is he experimenting with distance accuracy yet? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (aMlLZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b266NeGU15I
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 09:29 PM (V2Yr
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Hahahaha.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (3g9Il)
I try teach you, Oaf-san, but you no listen.
Posted by: mister miyagi at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (ROV4u)
>> Gloves.
I hate it when you have to piss and the other at the same time. Sort of hard to keep one sphincter open and the other closed.
Worst is a shart while pissing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
That's not pee.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 28, 2018 09:28 PM (ROV4u)
Agreed. Aromatic ringed compounds may fluoresce, urea does not. You'll figure it out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2018 09:42 PM (9RjeI)
Posted by: Hillbilly at March 28, 2018 09:26 PM (VWsDy)
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Hmmmmm.
I use it to check pet stains. Surprised Jim Acosta hasn't brought one into the White House.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 09:46 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:42 PM (pNxlR
Explain why ringworm glows then?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2018 09:47 PM (2K6fY)
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Well, they are selling black lights as pee detectors for cat and dog urine on Amazon, so now I'm really confused.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2018 09:52 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
You still there, Fen? I had to wander away.
I don't want to get flamethrowed for nothing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 10:08 PM (fuK7c)
What if he was found dead in a bathhouse from a cocaine overdose?
It sure wouldn't raise any suspicions.
Posted by: The F'ing Blue Bird of Joy at March 28, 2018 10:11 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
Clark Hunt, son of Lamar Hunt, now dead... originator of the AFL and the Super Bowl.
Posted by: MarkY at March 28, 2018 10:30 PM (+mfcd)
Which is worse: collusion with the Russians by the challenger's campaign (which, most likely, didn't happen), OR: collusion with the Russians by the incumbent party's campaign (which probably did happen), along with the FBI, CIA, Dem leadership, Dem nominee, and the Obama WH operating just like the Russians?
Obviously, the MSM knows the answer to that question.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 28, 2018 10:33 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2018 10:50 PM (Dhcvl)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2018 10:50 PM (Dhcvl)
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