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The Morning Rant

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"The gun control issue is actually pretty simple if you look to see who's on either side. Those who believe in 2A rights are usually decent, hard-working citizens more comfortable with their churches or communities than in a gargantuan federal government. On the other side, you have a whole degenerate parade of dictators, would-be dictators, busy-bodies, power-mad politicians, tatted out basement-dwellers with multi-colored hair, broke baristas, overweight feminist banshees, sissified soy boys, media potato-heads on CNN, know-nothing-because-they've-been-taught-nothing high school students, pig-ignorant gender studies majors, inbred college professors, Salon editors driven mad by their own inferiority, and assorted commies, pinkos, twinks, wonks, and weirdos. It's obvious what side I should be supporting."



The New Face of Gun Control:

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So In Order To Do That, You're Going To Need... Bigger Guns:

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Or Else What?

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Actually Yes, Yes It Is:

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"We're Not Here To Take Your Guns:"

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(h/t Educated Hillbilly for these pics)



It Didn't Take Too Long For The Left To Start Eating Itself:

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Slapweasel, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact him at

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OregonMuse- (03/06/18 ) On Mar 3rd, I lost my balance while trying to stand up and came down hard on my rear end on a hardwood floor. My shoulder was not hurt, but my lower back was so painful, I had to go in to the ER for an X-Ray. Thank God there was no compression fracture (which is what they were thinking it might be), but these soft tissue injuries are quite painful. I can barely walk with crutches. Please pray that this new injury would quickly heal and not be an impediment to my shoulder getting its range of motion back. Thank you.

Northernlurker- (3/7/18 ) Would like continued prayers for help through the grieving process.

Paisley1333- (3/7/18 ) Could you please add prayers for a dear friend who lost her mother in an accident. The family is devastated.

Michael the Texan- (3/7/18 ) Undergoing a difficult divorce from a physically abusive wife. I began the divorce process in December 2015 and am being battled at every step.

ViridianGames- (3/7/18 ) My youngest daughter, who is 13, is going through a hard time. She's having depression and anxiety issues and is having trouble going to school. She's also said that she doesn't want to live any more.

dwaterman1334- (3/7/18 ) I respectfully ask for prayers for my friend Linda who has been diagnosed with breast cancer and is about to undergo a double mastectomy.

ibguy- (3/7/18 ) My Baby Sister Joyce has an inoperable glioblastoma (brain tumor). Doing surprisingly well, physically, but this is a terminal illness. Would appreciate Horde prayers that she continue to do as well as possible physically and cognitively, and that HaShem helps her find a path toward healing.

RKinRoanoke- (3/7/18 ) Asking for prayers for two families struck by suicide. Depression and addiction are real evils.
One gentleman killed himself just days after his daughter's baptism.
Another who was quite a talent at remodeling relapsed into addiction and took his life.
The families need all the prayers they can get.

Farmer- (3/7/18 ) Neighbor Jeni just lost her father. It was unexpected, I feel so bad for them. Her husband just lost his father about a month ago.

Brother Cavil- (3/7/18 ) Well Horde, there's a good chance my quest for new employment will take a jarring turn. It seems I was pretty repeatedly and badly screwing the pooch over the last year or two, and a reckoning is at hand. So pray for me, Horde, that I can find the strength and discernment to figure out a way forward from here. Because I feel like I'm out of road and my "Master Plan" has barely made any progress.

never enough caffiene- (3/10/18 ) Please add my stepdaughter Amy and grandkids Emma and Ryan to the list. They are dealing with the changes in their lives from an impending divorce. Emma has been deeply effected due to ongoing severe anxiety issues.

thathalfrican- (3/10/18 ) Mother's Passing. Prayers for the Family.

Sharkman- (3/11/18 ) Little Danica Jane, my buddy's two-year old niece who is about to have her second brain surgery in the last few months to try to stop an incredibly aggressive brain tumor.
https://tinyurl.com/Heal-Danica-Jane
Poor little thing has had 3 months of chemo and radiation after her first surgery in November of 17.

WitchDoktor- (Left a cryptic note on the Morning Rant) (3/12/18 ) "Hi everyone.
I just wanted to pop in and say goodbye to you all. This community is great and you've really been a bright spot in my life. I hope you all remain blessed and happy.
Good luck.

chavez the hugo- (3/12/18 ) Wife's Cousin was killed on his Harley. Wife's Mother is also slowly going blind.

GGE of the Moron Horde- (3/21/18 ) I've already mentioned my niece on the ONT, she's 5 months old now and has infant leukemia. She's gone through the first round of chemo and it looks like she's in remission, however she still has to do the second round of chemo and a bone marrow transplant before she can be called fully cured.

-And now for the second person. My mother was diagnosed with breast cancer on Friday. I know it's a highly treatable and survivable form of cancer, it looks like it was caught early and she's in otherwise excellent health.

Every little bit helps. Thanks.

Dennis- (3/21/18 ) 79 Y.O. Dad fell again and couldn't walk for several days (too many beers) after a trip to the ER. Now back in hospital again with low oxygen levels and some pneumonia. Too many years smoking. So pray for my mother who has to put up with her stubborn husband and that hopefully she will be able to care for him when he gets home.

joeindc44- (3/21/18 ) My father is undergoing a severe COPD episode, including pneumonia and and lung embolism, after breaking his hip. He could use some prayer time so that he stays strong and pulls through this.

Detroit Pete- (3/21/18 ) How can I add my wife Sandy to the prayer list? She has pancreatic cancer.

ChuckR- (3/22/18 ) My business partner's wife has had a recurrence of bone cancer and on 3/22 is having surgery on both hips. She is a wonderful person, kind and caring. Prayers please for her recovery.

ibguy- (3/27/18 ) My Baby Sister Joyce has an inoperable glioblastoma (brain tumor). Although we've been remarkably blessed by an extra year with her, it appears that her fight for life has taken a downturn.
Would appreciate Horde prayers that she continue to do as well as possible physically and cognitively, and that HaShem helps her find a path toward healing.
Thank you!

-A special prayer for westminsterdogshow, who I personally wronged on Thursday. I mis-characterized our interaction as her "hanging-up on me". That wasn't true. I was arguing a stupid point and she was merely trying to correct me. My own stubbornness led to her disengaging with me --politely, I might add. I was wrong and have apologized to her because she has been nothing but sweet to me. I am sorry, westminsterdogshow. Calling you out on the ONT was childish and stupid.

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Through the arguments and the infighting, we all love one-another. Through our faults and occasional vitriol, we have found one-another. The beauty of such an occasion goes beyond words and into the ethereal plane of existence.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

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Comments

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1 What content?

Posted by: mindful webworker - PULL! at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM (UWStq)

2 A good chocolate cake makes me content ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM (AoK0a)

3 Hahahaha. For ones in my life....

Posted by: mindful webworker did it at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM (UWStq)

4 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM (kqsXK)

5 commietard women and their beta consorts are the doom of this nation.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM (Iz8Py)

6 beta boys seek safe spaces and comfort zones, not liberty

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:15 AM (Iz8Py)

7 Gun control movement is too white?? Yes, yes it is.*busies herself fanning the embers of discontent*

Posted by: IC at March 28, 2018 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

8 Interesting stat from the March Against Guns:

90% of participants were over 18. Average age of a marcher was 49.

Not quite the Tide Pod Generation Demo the media were claiming.

https://twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/979005167923277825

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2018 11:16 AM (O7MnT)

9 ...a whole degenerate parade of dictators, would-be dictators, busy-bodies, power-mad politicians, tatted out basement-dwellers with multi-colored hair, broke baristas, overweight feminist banshees, sissified soy boys, media potato-heads on CNN, know-nothing-because-they've-been-taught-nothing high school students, pig-ignorant gender studies majors, inbred college professors, Salon editors driven mad by their own inferiority, and assorted commies, pinkos, twinks, wonks, and weirdos.

You've outdone yourself.

I want this as a framed sampler in my office.

Posted by: mindful webworker - apes r us at March 28, 2018 11:16 AM (UWStq)

10 Love that nazi photo.

Posted by: HH at March 28, 2018 11:16 AM (mIJBI)

11 Is Johnny Winter too white?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 11:17 AM (IqV8l)

12 Is the fact that the irony of this situation is lost on the generation that does everything out of "irony" ironic? Or am I being too literal? Or is it metaphorical? I'm blaming the hipsters for getting me so confused on that.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 28, 2018 11:17 AM (3sOO0)

13 Love that nazi photo.

Posted by: HH at March 28, 2018 11:16 AM (mIJBI)


I bet Camera Hogg does, too.

It wouldn't surprise me if he faps to it every night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (kqsXK)

14 What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.

Posted by: nip at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (ECLaL)

15 Leftists: the constitution is a living document and it doesn't matter what the founders intended when discussing rights in the modern context.

Also leftists: you can't have assault rifles, the founders never intended you to have guns that powerful!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (mk7Bj)

16 The Gun Grabbers sure have been letting their masks slip lately. Let's hope that backfires. (No pun intended.)

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (vFmT2)

17 You know, Molon Labe is usually followed by an eye roll in some parts of the gun community.

But today I'm saying it- Molon Labe.

These soft hands, pussyhatted douchebags would never come to get my guns.

Mostly because they would all end up in a way Darwin might speculate.

They will try to send law enforcement to do their handiwork.

The same law enforcement they've been calling racist, gun crazy murderers.

LMFAO

Posted by: Marcus T at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (VpIIl)

18 "I don't need a Second Amendment. I trust my government. I elected responsible representatives who will always defend me and promote my best interests. In the remote event that they violate the Constitution, I can just vote them out. Simple."

I think liberals actually believe this.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (O7MnT)

19 Come and take it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2018 11:19 AM (MX7xj)

20 Is the White Album too white?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 11:19 AM (O5Q3r)

21
The problem with the "living breathing constitution" theory is all of the wanna be little fascists that want to choke the life out of it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 28, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

22 We need a "lives saved by the mere perceived presence of guns" statistic. Home invasions are deterred because Biden says a robber may be greeted with two shotgun blasts ... maybe even right through the door. heh

sing along link to Biden's "buy a shotgun"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIdKIM2btoA

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bT8Z4)

23 Gun control movement too white? Man, the racists never sleep, do they?

I liked CAIR saying that asking in the census if you're a citizen is "white supremacist." CAIR. How you know when the race card has utterly expired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - human racist at March 28, 2018 11:20 AM (UWStq)

24 Punchable faces...everywhere.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 11:20 AM (CClpm)

25 The most popular bumper sticker here is
Welcome to Wyoming. Consider everyone armed
I love this place

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at March 28, 2018 11:20 AM (P9MGP)

26 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (GdWl+)

27 18 "I don't need a Second Amendment. I trust my government. I elected responsible representatives who will always defend me and promote my best interests. In the remote event that they violate the Constitution, I can just vote them out. Simple."

I think liberals actually believe this.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2018 11:18 AM (O7MnT)


They did until Trump was elected.

It was amazing to see a number of articles written by lefties on the virtues of small government after last year's election.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (EkVml)

28 lil' Goebbels. lol.


there is a resemblance.

Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (nFwvY)

29 12 Is the fact that the irony of this situation is lost on the generation that does everything out of "irony" ironic? Or am I being too literal? Or is it metaphorical? I'm blaming the hipsters for getting me so confused on that.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 28, 2018 11:17 AM (3sOO0)

Well... isn't it ironic that guns are also known as.... shooting Irons?

Therefore Gun Control is control of said Irons...

and thus, they want to ban... Irony?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (NgKpN)

30 A good chocolate cake makes me content ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at March 28, 2018 11:14 AM
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Don't get me started on the Entenmann's Blackout Cake that they viciously discontinued.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (HiDrR)

31 did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!"

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (Iz8Py)

32 on't get me started on the Entenmann's Blackout Cake that they viciously discontinued.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (HiDrR)
I googled what a Blackout Cake is, and now I want one too. Dang it.

Posted by: IC at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

33 Is the White House too white?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (IqV8l)

34 They did until Trump was elected.

It was amazing to see a number of articles written by lefties on the virtues of small government after last year's election.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (EkVml)


How many arguments do I have here, every day, that come down to NOT granting the Federal Government more power ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (fiGNd)

35 Or, "STFU Wesley."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (GdWl+)

36 Those people are dangerous, and not in a good way like the Marines.




I can't figure out how the left thinks they are going to facilitate the cold dead hands, without, you know, being the only one's with guns at the end of it all........ Oh yeah, that's the point. The mask is off with that guy with the skeleton hands.





I say it it anyone who asks, the "gun control" movement isn't about gun safety or violence, it's about creating a two tier level of ownership where tier 1 is lefties get to own and control guns through the police state they want , and tier two is the shit sandwich everyone else gets to eat.


That's why I get so pissed at the dupes on the left like safety girl. There is no safety unless you do what your lefty overlords say, and fast.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (ymnmz)

37 The Long March seems to involve the people you are trying to lead having no message discipline.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (hLRSq)

38 They did until Trump was elected.

It was amazing to see a number of articles written by lefties on the virtues of small government after last year's election."

And that's a huge reason why they hate him so much. His very existence as President upends all of their most cherished beliefs about government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (k1TUh)

39 28 lil' Goebbels. lol.


there is a resemblance.
Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (nFwvY)

Article yesterday on MSN... about how the 'Young Spokesmen' of the new movement..... Liberal Skinhead Gal... and Hogg...

Were being called Names... like Nazi... to shut them up...

When actually, people were doing nothing more than pointing out the Nazi's did indeed disarm the populace.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

40 did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!"
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM
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I saw most of it and thought it was great. Other morons were not impressed. It was very political throughout and did cover all the SJW tropes, but I think Roseanne and Dan did a great job of swatting them down.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (HiDrR)

41 Give us your guns or we keel you!

Posted by: Lefty Jackass at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (ymnmz)

42 Common Sense, Universal, Mandatory Sodomy For The Kids!
Once we get the guns, we're coming for your sons.
Si se puede!!

Posted by: Homosexual Agenda at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (F2K2K)

43 Wyoming Lurker, I lived in Wyo for a few years, and had the same great love for that. Worked in a farm and ranch store, where any given day someone would come in and show off their favorite firearms.

Posted by: April (lurking instead of working) at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (X7ljN)

44 "Interesting stat from the March Against Guns:



90% of participants were over 18. Average age of a marcher was 49.



Not quite the Tide Pod Generation Demo the media were claiming.



Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo"

At least 50% older beta males hoping to get laid by young women with their virtue signaling. (And 0% success rate.)

Posted by: Ripley at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (MxEKc)

45 Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (HiDrR)

I'll try to watch an episode or two.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (Iz8Py)

46 34. Yep. It's true and correct - never make a rod for your own back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (1z8C5)

47 Hitlerjugend Hogg. That kid has dead eyes. Deader than Charles Manson.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (4Gxm9)

48 Tater and Tapper and Acosta! Oh my!

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (2Mnv1)

49
I've never seen a commie look so good in a nazi uniform.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (lKyWE)

50 >>The same law enforcement they've been calling racist, gun crazy murderers.


You know, a lot of LE are just like Sheriff Israel in Broward County.


Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (RonBs)

51 I just posted this in the dead thread but it fits right in here.

Hogg Hitler!

https://bit.ly/2IekMqm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (+y/Ru)

52 I think it's time for TidepodNacht.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (WDCYi)

53 The Long March seems to involve the people you are trying to lead having no message discipline.

Its difficult to have any message discipline when you're in a bubble surrounded by like-minded people. The craziest thing you say gets a supportive pat on the back. They're so out of touch with people who disagree -- by choice and by force -- that they can't formulate an effective single message any more.

The biggest march in existence for gun control had 1/250th as many people as the NRA has members. And the NRA is about a tenth as many as there are gun owners (or smaller). They're outnumbered gigantically but are certain they're this huge flood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)

54 Morning, everyone. GP captures the Horde zeitgeist once again.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (di1hb)

55 37. They were so close, they could taste it. That's a big part of their rage and incoherence.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (1z8C5)

56 Come and get it!

Posted by: Served Hot at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (Y13KO)

57 Oh good. First time checking in with the HQ today, and my BP gets ramped up.

I want to slap that Hogg brat into the next century. And the snot in the last picture? Hahahahahaha! Bring it, Soy Boy.

grrrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

58 Hello everyone,

Just taking a quick break from my break. I am in Maine today, actually.

Just had a thought about all the bravado I am seeing in those photos. When push came to shove, when bravery in the face of a man with a gun was needed, the guy calling for confiscation, one Camera Hogg.....hid in a closet.

Yeah, hypocrisy and all that. But it sure is effective to remind the Konfiscation Korps that they are, at heart, weak.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bsgNE)

59 I had to laugh at the "Is gun control movement too white" headline, because it's something I've noticed for a long time. Yeah, they did manage to drag out some black folks for the march, but most blacks I know (and I'm black) don't support the gun control movement.

Posted by: sillyme at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (zYWPO)

60 did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!"
Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (Iz8Py)


The only problem with that portrayal is that we normals don't feel compelled to politicize everything like leftists do.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (/A+Cl)

61 52. * fistbump *

REMOVE TIDE POD

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (1z8C5)

62 did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!"

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM


Drudge has a link up to how the liberal writers are dealing with writing for the show. They got educated about the issues that made everyday people want Trump as president over Hillary.

They still disagree but had to concede the racist/sexist stereotype they had formulated in their heads was incorrect.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (LOgQ4)

63 I googled what a Blackout Cake is, and now I want one too. Dang it.
Posted by: IC at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM
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Many imitators out there, so beware. Here's the real deal:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ysl3rv

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (HiDrR)

64 >>Wyoming Lurker, I lived in Wyo for a few years, and had the same great love for that. Worked in a farm and ranch store, where any given day someone would come in and show off their favorite firearms.
Posted by: April (lurking instead of working) at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (X7ljN)



We really need a De-Lurk Thread.

Been like 2-3 years.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (RonBs)

65 Actions speak louder than words.

Two years ago we saw gun and ammo sale soaring in the stratosphere. Gun owners overwhelmingly voted with their pocketbooks, and spent money on preparing for these whining weiners to "try it."

They didn't protest. They didn't pontificate. They spent money. They denied other things in favor of preparing specifically for this kind of confrontation.

Then, in case that wasn't enough, they voted with their time. My range remains very busy, with lots and lots of people burning lots and lots of powder and keeping their skills sharp. Burning up that ammo, and then spending more money to replenish it.

Specifically to be ready for just this kind of confrontation.

Liberals have zero idea about just how this culture works. There are no 100 yard firing ranges in Manhattan or L.A. It is invisible to them. Once in a blue moon a "journalist" will drive out and experience it, and write about it as "terrifying" or some other such nonsense.

To mock "over my cold, dead fingers" is delicious.

Go ahead. Poke the bear. Take your pointed stick and sharp wit and try and intimidate the grizzly. Make sure you take lots of pictures for Facebook.

Hilarious.

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (oeqMh)

66 45 Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (HiDrR)

I'll try to watch an episode or two.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:24 AM (Iz8Py)


Downloading now...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (EkVml)

67 What would be funny would be to Doxx the people in the photos then when their flooded with threats and run to the police for protection take pictures of their faces when they are told that no they won't be giving them 24 hour 7 days a week personal protection with guys with guns.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (CuDAv)

68 Remember Occupy Whatever?


Yeah, this is the same thing. You'll get these idiots out protesting guns, and then bankers, and then werewolves, and then Jews, and then banker Jewish werewolves with guns, and everything else they can wrap their pea brains around. Zombie documented a lot of them.


There are times I do not think these people want their cause to succeed because then they would have nothing to do and then I realize I'm being logical and they will still protest because it is all they know.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hLRSq)

69 90% of participants were over 18. Average age of a marcher was 49.

The kids are being used. Too bad they're not worldwise enough to realize it yet.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (O5Q3r)

70 When actually, people were doing nothing more than pointing out the Nazi's did indeed disarm the populace.

Remember, everything the left accuses us of doing, they either would do in our place, or are already doing. They reveal their methods and intent through their accusations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (39g3+)

71 Yes, the gun control movement is mostly white for a number of factors, some of which are not polite to discuss.

It would be beneficial for us to press the gun Grabbers to have forced diversity in their ranks. It will cause them to put people in positions above their abilities to satisfy quotas. This will have an overall negative impact on their organizations.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (fTTIQ)

72
did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!" Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (Iz8Py)


Her sister in the show is every bit as unlikable as she was in the original, and she's not as attractive as she use to be.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:29 AM (lKyWE)

73 I want to slap that Hogg brat into the next century. And the snot in the last picture? Hahahahahaha! Bring it, Soy Boy.

grrrrrrrr
Posted by: Jane D'oh

look closer. there's a strap on in the backpack

Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 11:29 AM (nFwvY)

74 The Democratic Party: Disarming black men since 1828.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 11:29 AM (QQ+il)

75 Molon Labe.

That's my only answer to these clowns.

Posted by: Shtetl G at March 28, 2018 11:29 AM (16cUT)

76 I heard this where the men gather to talk about running overhead anal bead crane welders.

Posted by: Shep at March 28, 2018 11:30 AM (ZUbsK)

77 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 11:23 AM (ymnmz)

Note, in California.. the groups who can still buy and own 'Assault Rifles'???

Cops, and Hollywood, with State Permission.

So much for 'shall not be infringed'...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 11:30 AM (NgKpN)

78 Der Hoggenfuhrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRi-UouACL8

Posted by: Guzalot at March 28, 2018 11:30 AM (prSvo)

79 They will try to send law enforcement to do their handiwork.

Yes, they will. They expect that "Molon Labe" is nothing but bluster, and once the full force of the government comes down on a few recalcitrant gun nuts (think Ruby Ridge or Waco times 10), broadcast ad nauseam on all the propaganda channels, the rest of we flag-humping, sister-fingering rubes will be too scared to mount a resistance and will surrender our weapons before we ourselves are shot down in the night.

That's what they expect. Kill a few, pour encourages les autres.

Now, will it work? That's the $64,000 question nobody knows the answer to. Nobody. Because you won't know the answer until the shooting starts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

80 The biggest march in existence for gun control had
1/250th as many people as the NRA has members. And the NRA is about a
tenth as many as there are gun owners (or smaller). They're outnumbered
gigantically but are certain they're this huge flood.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)

I have an idea for the NRA if anyone has any contacts:

They need an option on their web site for folks to donate to them in the name of whatever leftist commenter on Facebook, Wapo, etc, is ranting about gun control. Then, instead of getting into an online argument with a troll one can just post a link showing "hey, your comment is now responsible for X amount of donations to the NRA, they thank you". It would serve many useful purposes. When they try to argue the Koch brothers or the Russians are funding them? Nope, you are and here's proof.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (UBzPO)

81 You know, a lot of LE are just like Sheriff Israel in Broward County.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (RonBs)


Or the Wisconsin State Police that participated in the John Doe Raids. Or the Maryland State Police that run every out-of-state plate looking for Concealed Carry holders. Or the Missouri State Police that, some time back, ran with an internal report advising their boys to regard anyone with a Third Political Party bumper sticker as a potential Domestic Terrorist. Or the various LEOs that seized weapons during Katrina.

But it doesn't matter. The list can go on and on - and there will always be a large, vocal contingent here that just Love Their Law Enforcement.

I say it ... it pisses people off ... and they scream ... but its true - There is a subset of Republicans, a pretty big one, that will form orderly lines when told to report to the gas chambers.

They insist on making their own noose. It's in their DNA. I have no other explaination for it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (fiGNd)

82 Updated with prayer list.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (EkVml)

83 >Many imitators out there, so beware. Here's the real deal:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ysl3rv

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:27 AM (HiDrR)


They came to me and said "No one buys our Blackout Cake, lets discontinue it." I said yes, but only if we could do it viciously.

Muahahaha.



Posted by: Entenmann at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (sjdRT)

84
Der Hoggenfuhrer



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRi-UouACL8

Posted by: Guzalot at March 28, 2018 11:30 AM (prSvo)


Wow. Spot. On.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

85 South Africa: too white.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (Xd74z)

86 I'm not a big gun guy (although I have license and carry) but gun control does seem to be a reasonably reliable litmus test of who is a fascist and who isn't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

87
"Her sister in the show is every bit as unlikable as she was in the original, and she's not as attractive as she use to be."

ON THE NOSE!

Posted by: nip at March 28, 2018 11:32 AM (ECLaL)

88 YouTube is squelching the Hogg Hitler videos linked in earlier thread.

Still available here, for the moment. Download your copy.
https://youtu.be/whR7FtuMHUU

Posted by: mindful webworker - fighting the censors at March 28, 2018 11:32 AM (UWStq)

89 68 There are times I do not think these people want their cause to succeed because then they would have nothing to do and then I realize I'm being logical and they will still protest because it is all they know.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hLRSq)


No, you're exactly right. Each protestor wants their own personal "Revenge" against the world for whatever their Neurosis of the Day is. And if they get it, a new one will pop up, because Neurotic.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (WDCYi)

90
South Africa: too white.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (Xd74z)


It's Norway with more sunshine

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (lKyWE)

91 The Democratic Party: Disarming black men since 1828.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 11:29 AM (QQ+il)


Southside Chi-town disagrees, as does Al Sharpton's half-brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

92 did anyone see Rosanne's new show? I heard an excerpt and when they prayed around the table before dinner she said, "Thank you God for Making America Great Again!"


Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 11:22 AM (Iz8Py)


Hear me now and believe me later - this year's story arc will be how Roseanne and Dan, Trump supporters, gradually lose respect for him because their financial situation hasn't gotten better and because they are embarrassed at supporting a racist bigot who wants to execute all the gheys.

As George Zimmer would say, "I guarantee it."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (kqsXK)

93 53 The Long March seems to involve the people you are trying to lead having no message discipline.

Its difficult to have any message discipline when you're in a bubble surrounded by like-minded people. The craziest thing you say gets a supportive pat on the back. They're so out of touch with people who disagree -- by choice and by force -- that they can't formulate an effective single message any more.

The biggest march in existence for gun control had 1/250th as many people as the NRA has members. And the NRA is about a tenth as many as there are gun owners (or smaller). They're outnumbered gigantically but are certain they're this huge flood.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)


============

Bingo. The Pauline Kiel phenomenon on the left has worsened geometrically in the age of the internet. The left's bubble has gotten thicker and more portable. Mix that with Obama and you get a movement that:
Just. Can't. Keep. Their. Mouth. Shut.

Posted by: Jackal at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (nWYtF)

94 79 Now, will it work? That's the $64,000 question nobody knows the answer to. Nobody. Because you won't know the answer until the shooting starts.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

They tried it once in N'Awlins.

They're itching to try it again, on a broader scale.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:34 AM (WDCYi)

95 Hogg looks exactly like how a moron teenager would look if he believed his determined rat-face scowl signals "I mean business."

Posted by: fb at March 28, 2018 11:34 AM (TeGg7)

96 The kids are being used. Too bad they're not worldwise enough to realize it yet.



My congresscritter, Dondi, had a good opportunity to slap these little Marxists down at that first presser, yet the little balless wonder didn't do it.

If you can't stand up to Prog lies and confront them with the truth, you have no business holding public office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 11:35 AM (GdWl+)

97 14
What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.

Posted by: nip

Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (dZ756)

98 Now, will it work? That's the $64,000 question nobody knows the answer to. Nobody. Because you won't know the answer until the shooting starts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

As counter evidence? I give you the Bundy Ranch...

America ain't dead yet...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

99 Boy they really are all full of piss and vinegar right now, aren't they?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (zRZaJ)

100 >>>68 Remember Occupy Whatever?

Yeah, this is the same thing. You'll get these idiots out protesting guns, and then bankers, and then werewolves, and then Jews, and then banker Jewish werewolves with guns, and everything else they can wrap their pea brains around. Zombie documented a lot of them.

There are times I do not think these people want their cause to succeed because then they would have nothing to do and then I realize I'm being logical and they will still protest because it is all they know.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hLRSq)
_____________
The attendees enjoy the crowds, the attention, bragging "I was there", and the feeling of "making a difference"

They get all that regardless of the issue protested. It's common to all us humans a little.

It's the organizers it who care about the issue and want guns banned. They are the dangerous ones and they are talented, organization of that scale takes a lot.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (fTTIQ)

101 My congresscritter, Dondi, had a good opportunity to slap these little Marxists down at that first presser, yet the little balless wonder didn't do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 28, 2018 11:35 AM (GdWl+)


What does Uncle Scogg say ? Oh - Hell - how would anybody know ?

But Uncle Scogg says - Beating Progressives ain't hard. But you have to be willing to humiliate them.

Dondi just ain't got the will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (fiGNd)

102 82
Updated with prayer list.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:31 AM (EkVml)

Did you pray for Caruana?

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (vWMNq)

103 76 I heard this where the men gather to talk about running overhead anal bead crane welders.
Posted by: Shep at March 28, 2018 11:30 AM (ZUbsK)

[Eyes open wide with excitement]

Posted by: The Hoggster, Exploring His Sexuality at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

104 Lol. This is hilarious. Safe for work.

https://tinyurl.com/y7zk9ry5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

105 14
What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl.

Yes, and Sinead Gonzalez and That White Chick Whose Name Nobody Can Remember both with that practiced Sad face.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (Dn4Uq)

106 I want guns banned because they are scary and I don't like scary!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (fTTIQ)

107 Bingo. The Pauline Kiel phenomenon on the left has worsened geometrically in the age of the internet. The left's bubble has gotten thicker and more portable. Mix that with Obama and you get a movement that:

Just. Can't. Keep. Their. Mouth. Shut.
Posted by: Jackal at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (nWYtF)


The left always overplays its hand. Always. Those dumb signs indicate that that's what they're doing now. After the weekend marches, they can just feel the irresistible tide of history behind them. They will learn otherwise.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (EkVml)

108 For those inclined, say a prayer for my cat. I think he ate a bit of a plastic bag that I didn't pick up. He's had GI issues recently, I just hope this will come out alright (no pun intended).

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

109 on the positive side gun confiscation would solve the government employee pension crisis.

Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (nFwvY)

110 What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (Dn4Uq)


Phineas never scowled. He just happily planned up a great big project for the day. And ignored the advances of poor little Isabella.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (fiGNd)

111 I want guns banned because I shot a gun once and it hurt! #AntiHurt

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (fTTIQ)

112 Did you pray for Caruana?

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM (vWMNq)


Heh. Somebody obviously did.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (EkVml)

113
For those inclined, say a prayer for my cat. I think he ate a bit of a
plastic bag that I didn't pick up. He's had GI issues recently, I just
hope this will come out alright (no pun intended).

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)


Poor kitty. Are you taking him to the vet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

114 97 14
What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.

Posted by: nip

Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (dZ756)

Resting Bitch Face isn't just for women.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

115 I just hope this will come out alright (no pun intended).

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)


Go back to the art thread. Feed him a couple of those plums.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (fiGNd)

116 93 Bingo. The Pauline Kiel phenomenon on the left has worsened geometrically in the age of the internet. The left's bubble has gotten thicker and more portable. Mix that with Obama and you get a movement that:
Just. Can't. Keep. Their. Mouth. Shut.

Posted by: Jackal at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM (nWYtF)


On top of that, you had their False God, King Barry telling them to "Get in their faces", and "Bring a gun to their knife fight", and ValJar saying "We're going to punish the people who didn't vote for us"...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (WDCYi)

117 They tried it once in N'Awlins.

They're itching to try it again, on a broader scale.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:34 AM (WDCYi)


Yes, they did. And stopped when word got out and gun owners began shooting back.

But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?

I know what I hope will happen. But I don't know what will happen. And I don't want to ever find out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)

118 I want guns banned to help protect Stormy Daniels!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (fTTIQ)

119 113
For those inclined, say a prayer for my cat. I think he ate a bit of a
plastic bag that I didn't pick up. He's had GI issues recently, I just
hope this will come out alright (no pun intended).

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

Poor kitty. Are you taking him to the vet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

I don't know. I'm waiting to see if it passes.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

120 I want guns banned because Mark Zuckerberg is Racist!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:41 AM (fTTIQ)

121 Perhaps some gun rights marches.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2018 11:41 AM (djCea)

122 prayers gor the horde

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 11:41 AM (hMwEB)

123 Hogg is a dance machine to all the chicks!

https://bit.ly/2GyjaKD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

124 I see Mr. Hogg's classmates voted him the student with the most punch able face... made that up but I would vote for that...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

125 Hear me now and believe me later - this year's story arc will be how Roseanne and Dan, Trump supporters, gradually lose respect for him because their financial situation hasn't gotten better and because they are embarrassed at supporting a racist bigot who wants to execute all the gheys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM
~~~~~

I hope not, but it's definitely possible. Look what they did to Homeland.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (HiDrR)

126 The left always overplays its hand. Always. Those dumb signs indicate that that's what they're doing now. After the weekend marches, they can just feel the irresistible tide of history behind them. They will learn otherwise.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (EkVml)

On the flip side however... they are successfully (with the help of the EU) working to destroy Freedom of Speech on the internet.

Microsoft is about to change its terms of service, so they can ban you for inappropriate language... even if it is in an email... or heard by Siri (which is on all the damn time).

Yes, due to the EU and China... venting to your buddies, or talking sex to your Girl, could potentially get you banned under Microsoft's new Terms of Service.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

127 The left always overplays its hand. Always. Those dumb signs indicate
that that's what they're doing now. After the weekend marches, they can
just feel the irresistible tide of history behind them. They will learn
otherwise.

The leadership is already telling people like Stephens and the New York Times to STFU about repealing the Second Amendment. They know it's a losing proposition that can do them a lot of damage.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (O5Q3r)

128 Ban the guns Because it's just not fair!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (fTTIQ)

129 Hogg has a slit for a mouth. He's virtually lipless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

130 Yes, they did. And stopped when word got out and gun owners began shooting back.



But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?



I know what I hope will happen. But I don't know what will happen. And I don't want to ever find out.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)

No, they didn't. I got to the thread last night too late to make a difference but there really wasn't a Katrina gun grab.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (UBzPO)

131 Is the White House too white?
========

It wasn't when I lit in FAB-U-LOUS rainbow colors!!!

Posted by: Barry! at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE)

132 What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?



They have families too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (QQ+il)

133 A buddy of mine sent me a pic of as T-shirt that I can't link to here. It said:

No one needs an AR-15?

No one needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (sjdRT)

134 125 Hear me now and believe me later - this year's story arc will be how Roseanne and Dan, Trump supporters, gradually lose respect for him because their financial situation hasn't gotten better and because they are embarrassed at supporting a racist bigot who wants to execute all the gheys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM


I hope not too... Roseanne is a trump fan so maybe she wouldn't let that happen... The show I miss is last Man Standing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

135 Libya banned guns and it over threw Gadaffi!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (fTTIQ)

136 125 Hear me now and believe me later - this year's story arc will be how Roseanne and Dan, Trump supporters, gradually lose respect for him because their financial situation hasn't gotten better and because they are embarrassed at supporting a racist bigot who wants to execute all the gheys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:33 AM
~~~~~

I hope not, but it's definitely possible. Look what they did to Homeland.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:42 AM (HiDrR)

as long as Roseanne has final say on scripts it probably won't. She fired writers all the time on the first run of her show.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

137 All those people wanting to take away guns will send in men with guns to do it. The same men with guns that they complain are racist murderers of innocent black men.

It's about a monopoly of force.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

138 After Justice Scalia's odd demise a thousand miles from his own bed in Feb. 2016, Obama nominated Judge Garland. Garland's bona fides were said to include his moderation on the Second Amendment.

At the same time, and unknown to us, the Cockroach Coup to subvert the election had already begun. Brennan was using foreign cut-out spies to surveill Donald Trump, who had already declared his candidacy in June 2015.

"In Chicago, we have a saying, Mr. Bond..."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (Ndje9)

139 After the weekend marches, they can just feel the irresistible tide of history behind them. They will learn otherwise.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:38 AM (EkVml)


And then they go home and realize nothing has changed. And instead of leading them into a little introspection the realization shunts them on to the track of being louder and more obnoxious because surely that will bring about the change.

The calendar changes, but the song doesn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (hLRSq)

140 So, when do we get the opportunity to go through the gun-grabbers homes and tell them what they need and don't need?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

141 If we had banned guns then we couldn't have invaded Iraq!

#Peace

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:45 AM (fTTIQ)

142 112
Did you pray for Caruana?

...

Heh. Somebody obviously did.

Petrov.

https://tinyurl.com/y8fonmp2

3.5/4 and 1.5/2 at Wijk aan Zee in January.


Posted by: Off the reservation at March 28, 2018 11:45 AM (vWMNq)

143 I hope not too... Roseanne is a trump fan so maybe she wouldn't let that happen... The show I miss is last Man Standing
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

I want a King of The Hill revival. Picture Bobby in college dealing with safe spaces & all the craziness on campus. Would be great.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)

144 Abraham Lincoln banned guns!

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:45 AM (fTTIQ)

145 I want a King of The Hill revival. Picture Bobby in college dealing with safe spaces & all the craziness on campus. Would be great.

That would be a hoot

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

146 Maybe someone should inform lil' Goebbels how this career path ends? Sure, there were the good times and then the burning times followed. Just sayin.

Posted by: Gumby at March 28, 2018 11:46 AM (2LelM)

147 I don't particularly want to kill anyone. Please I'm begging you gun grabbers, don't force me to kill someone.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:46 AM (r7qNw)

148 129 Hogg has a slit for a mouth.

Could be a Grey Alien...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 11:46 AM (Dn4Uq)

149 I've got blisters on my fingers--from loading pmags last night.

Need a .223 speed loader.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)

150 I bet Camera Hogg does, too.

It wouldn't surprise me if he faps to it every night.
_________________

That thin-lipped little weasel has a very punchable face.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

151 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292426/

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (LiyEm)

152 They can start by disarming Louis Farrakhan's guys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

153 But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)


I got a hunch. I know - I know - I think I know EVERYTHING. But hear me out. This is based on something concrete.

The '75 Louisville Bussing Riots.

In '75 - a judge ordered Jefferson County Public Schools to buss inner city kids to the "out in the county" schools, and county students to the hood. They still do it today.

People rioted. Burned busses. The whole nine yards. National Guard was ordered up. Louisville City Police were ordered in. As was State Police. As were Jefferson County Sherriffs.

What do you think happened.

National Guard and Sherriffs - being comprised of mostly rural people - sat on their hands. State and City police reacted with gusto ... cracking heads bigly. By the accounts of those there at the time - the City and State boys enjoyed it.

So ... I think ... like everything else ... it'll come down to where they live and where they draw their check from. Rural PD will say "screw you". City and State PD will give it a whirl. Military will come down to where they're from and how far away they are from home.

But it won't be the "slam dunk" that so many Republicans here think.

My two cents.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fiGNd)

154 142 Oops ... 2.5/4 ... but Grishuk was pissed during his interview on the last game.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 28, 2018 11:47 AM (vWMNq)

155 >>>147 I don't particularly want to kill anyone. Please I'm begging you gun grabbers, don't force me to kill someone.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:46 AM (r7qNw)
___________
We anti-violence and only want peace so owners must DIE NOW!!!
#LoveWins

Posted by: March 4 muh lives at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (fTTIQ)

156 "What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not."

A tiny little frown, at the bottom of his triangular face.

Posted by: Chris M at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (eAZVt)

157

148 129 Hogg has a slit for a mouth.

Could be a Grey Alien...

And he is chinless... Take off the hair and change the eyes a bit and you have a striking likeness to the Aliens depicted in Roswell...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

158
No one needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (sjdRT)


It was a black guy wearing the shirt too

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (lKyWE)

159 Looks like the Skins are going after Odell Beckham. Not sure this is a good move. Skins do need a #1 Receiver, but Odell is high maintenance.

Posted by: Gumby at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (2LelM)

160 No one needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (sjdRT)


Showed that T-shirt on a Rant thread 2-3 weeks back.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (EkVml)

161
I have consistently stated that a political solution (peaceful in my favor) is devoutly wished for, and have worked tirelessly to achieve, in my admittedly small ways.

I'll continue in this vein until and unless it becomes utterly impossible. At that point, I'll do what I need to do.

Once upon a long time ago, I took an oath--same one so many of you here did. There is no expiration date. I WILL, to my best ability, fulfill that oath.

I DO love this place and what it was founded on. That is still there, literally covered with the utter filth the progressive left laid over it.

For those who claim the Republic failed us, I say bullshit. That's ass backwards--WE failed the Republic and it's past time to rectify that failure.

Th election of Trump represents the first step.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2018 11:48 AM (S/hVx)

162 I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: That's Hedley at March 28, 2018 11:49 AM (FLifI)

163 Lol. This is hilarious. Safe for work.
https://tinyurl.com/y7zk9ry5
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM
~~~~~

Please tell me that was photo-shopped! (Although it doesn't look like it was.)

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 11:49 AM (HiDrR)

164 While he does have the triangular, lipless face, I'm thinking Pigg can't be a Grey because Greys like to do the probing and Pigg seems more like the probee, iykwim.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 11:49 AM (Dn4Uq)

165 Lol. This is hilarious. Safe for work.
https://tinyurl.com/y7zk9ry5
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:37 AM
~~~~~

Please tell me that was photo-shopped! (Although it doesn't look like it was.)
======

That's real.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

166

EM TIDE-POD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 28, 2018 11:50 AM (mPeei)

167

148 129 Hogg has a slit for a mouth.

Could be a Grey Alien...


OMG, he's Invader Zim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:51 AM (oVJmc)

168 Alex Smith could use a guy like OBJ.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 11:51 AM (+lOpA)

169 154
142 Oops ...

more oops ... I can't read ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 28, 2018 11:51 AM (vWMNq)

170 *has thought of National Gun Confiscation*

Ferb ... I know what we're going to do today !!!

Posted by: Phineas Hogg at March 28, 2018 11:52 AM (fiGNd)

171 151 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American
________________________

Yes, apparently if you're a white person, hiring a minority person for a job is taking advantage of the minority person.

Therefore, white people should stop hiring minorities immediately!

Social justice!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

172 Always good to whip this one out:
Did Rosa Parks NEED to sit in front of the bus?


Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 28, 2018 11:52 AM (FLifI)

173 Odell is not the most stable character,even if he avoids injury the guy is a couple of beers short of a six pack.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (LiyEm)

174 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American
=======

Of course. Must tamp down the notion that a minority had a greater knowledge base and more experience than a white person!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

175 Gun control? Let's not get distracted from the issues America cares about, like how many firearms Stormy Daniels can conceal in her cooter or ass, based on her films.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (tBswe)

176
Hands Status:

[ ] Cold, Dead
[X] Warm, Alive

You can't hide your pryin lies.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (xBSm0)

177
What's kind of fascinating is the...what?...Persistence of Vision or Maintenance of Founding Methodology-

in organizations.

As an example, if you look at the general foreign policy plans of Russia, they aren't particularly different than the Czarist ambitions.

In the same way, the Methodology of the Democrat Party is always the same:

Step One: Demonize a group of people

Step Two: Use that demonization to deny them Civil Rights.

Step Three: Profit!


From Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears thru Slaverery and Jim Crow Laws and Lynching thru Affirmative Action thru #MeToo-ish Rape Hysteria thru
Gun Confiscation.

You'd think people would get wise to the ginned up racial hysteria these corrupt assholes specialize in, but-

Nope.


There's always bunches of Little Hitlers willing to cooperate with the Democrat Party.


Lovely.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (E3rQ4)

178 *shaves head*

I'm with you Phineas !!!

Posted by: Isabella at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (fiGNd)

179 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American
________________________


But what if the white explorer was GAY??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (oVJmc)

180 I missed the morning dump thread. Do you discuss the Texas ,Black couple that were arrested in MA with a shitload of guns?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (r7qNw)

181 THERE WAS A MARCH OF THOUSANDS OF DISARMED CHILDREN IN DC....

AND NO ONE TOLD ME?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at March 28, 2018 11:54 AM (fTTIQ)

182 Footnote:


Slaverery is even worse than Slavery.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2018 11:54 AM (E3rQ4)

183 Gun control? Let's not get distracted from the issues America cares about, like how many firearms Stormy Daniels can conceal in her cooter or ass, based on her films.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (tBswe)


I've done some calculations ...

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 11:54 AM (fiGNd)

184 i really am angry at what these children have been taught, they obviously missed many disarming of citizens as in Turkey, Russia.. etc.
the UN helps our left to realize its dreams for America.
Sixth Biennial Meeting of States to Consider the Implementation of the Programme of Action to Prevent, Combat and Eradicate the Illicit Trade in Small Arms and Light Weapons in All Its Aspects. june of 2016.

We already know what happens to citizens, Even citizens such as themselves *(long knives) but they have obviously been denied this knowledge .

i hate our school system. It has damaged this whole generation of youth.

which was their goal, i'm sure.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 11:54 AM (eaoOY)

185 Chris Cuomo proves himself an idiot on Twitter. Again.

https://tinyurl.com/y7dlg3ha


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

186 >>>172 Always good to whip this one out:
Did Rosa Parks NEED to sit in front of the bus?


Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 28, 2018 11:52 AM (FLifI)
_______
Not when my lap is available. Have a seat baby!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (fTTIQ)

187 Thanks for the prayer list, Slap. God bless you.

Danica update:

Biopsy shows that the mass in her brain they thought they were going to have to do a second brain surgery to remove is actually just scar tissue from the first surgery. So the cancer has not returned since her first surgery in November. She continues on chemotherapy and radiation therapy.

Thank you for your prayers.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (RIKJa)

188 That vid of the cop in NO bodyslamm___ an old lady because she had a revolver and didn't want to evacuate - is still poignant.

Posted by: Shep's beads at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ZUbsK)

189 Do you discuss the Texas ,Black couple that were arrested in MA with a shitload of guns?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (r7qNw)


Obviously a False Flag Operation. Everybody knows all the illegal guns come from Gary.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (fiGNd)

190 Sharkman, refuah shema

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (eaoOY)

191 yay Sharkman!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (AwkNw)

192 The Hogg photoshop captures his vile essence perfectly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

193 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American



Yes, apparently if you're a white person, hiring a minority person for a job is taking advantage of the minority person.


Just put a leaf blower in his hands and the left will be good with it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (lKyWE)

194 That vid of the cop in NO bodyslamm___ an old lady because she had a revolver and didn't want to evacuate - is still poignant.

Posted by: Shep's beads at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ZUbsK)


Didn't happen. And I learned that shit right here.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (fiGNd)

195 Thank you for your prayers.

Good news

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

196 183 Gun control? Let's not get distracted from the issues America cares about, like how many firearms Stormy Daniels can conceal in her cooter or ass, based on her films.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (tBswe

Roxy Raye would like a word with you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

197 House Anonosaurus had two crisises a few nights ago. 1) We got a reverse 911 call about 2:00 A.M. to stay in the house. (We later found out that there had been a murder a few blocks away with the murderer on the loose.) 2) Puppy had diarrhea and needed to go out and he wants me to go with him. I got my gun and accompanied Charlie the puppy outside. Absolutely nothing untoward happened but because I was armed, we were able to safely, unafraid, and gracefully deal with an unpleasant situation rather than to cower on a shit-stained floor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

198 188
That vid of the cop in NO bodyslamm___ an old lady because she had a revolver and didn't want to evacuate - is still poignant.
Posted by: Shep's beads at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ZUbsK)

I haven't seen that one. Got a link?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (UBzPO)

199 That's great news, Sharkman!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

200 They must have used a pic of Gobbels to photoshop Hogg. They do have a resemblance.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (r7qNw)

201 The long gun is against the wall. Repeat: the long gun is against the wall.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

202 Absolutely nothing untoward happened but because I was armed, we were able to safely, unafraid, and gracefully deal with an unpleasant situation rather than to cower on a shit-stained floor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)


You're obviously not a Boston resident.

Boston Strong my ass. An entire city put itself under Temporary Martial Law.

*spit*

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (fiGNd)

203 The story about the Parkland school kids taunting Nicholas Cruise since middle school including saying he look like a school shooter is incredibly infuriating. While there's never an excuse for killing someone else the way he did, can you imagine being taunted by your classmates for almost 8 years from middle school through High School? No wonder he was angry.

And one of the people who taunted him was Emma Gonzalez who is the face of this movement. She doesn't seem to understand that she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for being weird.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RIKJa)

204 Gun control? Let's not get distracted from the issues America cares about, like how many firearms Stormy Daniels can conceal in her cooter or ass, based on her films.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (tBswe



But...can she fire the guns once they are incootered?


If not, Ping Pong Ball girls for the win.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2018 11:59 AM (E3rQ4)

205 Did Rosa Parks NEED to sit in front of the bus?

Hell, you'd think her NAACP job would have paid well enough to get a car.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

206
Gun control? Let's not get distracted from the issues America cares about, like how many firearms Stormy Daniels can conceal in her cooter or ass, based on her films.
Posted by: 60 Minutes at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (tBswe


That might be a good prison porn plot.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 11:59 AM (lKyWE)

207 can you imagine being taunted by your classmates for almost 8 years from middle school through High School?
========

Yes, yes I can. And it never once occurred to me to go shoot up the school - and I grew up in a house brimming over with guns.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 11:59 AM (vg8iE)

208 >>>Is the White House too white?<<<

My question is; Is CNN too white? Cooper and Blitzer are a couple more of those pasty boob-tubers at CNN.

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 11:59 AM (2Mnv1)

209 >>Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American


It depicts what really happened.
They want to airbrush history.

I don't care what their 21st century interpretation of this is, it's a factual depiction.
Where's the guy who told us it was no biggie that they were toppling civil war statues now?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

210 This is an actual tweet from the DNC:

@TheDemocrats
Hi Twitter-- @Grace4NY here. I'm a DNC Vice Chair, and in the spirit of #WomensHistoryMonth, I'm taking over @TheDemocrats Twitter today to talk about why access to feminine hygiene products is an important economic justice issue.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (HiDrR)

211 153 But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?"

It can't ever be allowed to get that far. If it gets to that point, the only solution is dissolution of the union and a reformation of new organizations of the states.

If it gets close to getting to that point, then certain actions will need to be taken which cannot be talked about in a time of relative peace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)

212
What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.
Posted by: nip


His mother never told him it would freeze like that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

213 Hogg has a slit for a mouth. He's virtually lipless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

Chickens don't have lips.

Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (0+nbW)

214 #PrayerPower

Would God throw you a rope when you've stupidly dug a hole too deep to climb out of? If I say "please"?

Angels may come and open your jail cell door, if you happen to be of use to the future of the spread of truth on earth, but if you were just dumb, maybe not.

Sins can be forgiven and rectified. But foolishness...?

Posted by: mindful webworker - fool for the Almighty at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (UWStq)

215 I haven't seen that one. Got a link?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 11:57 AM (UBzPO)


You can only find it on the Deep Web.

Or you can go to YouTube and type "katrina gun confiscation old lady". Your call.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (fiGNd)

216
@TheDemocrats
Hi Twitter-- @Grace4NY here. I'm a DNC Vice Chair, and in the spirit of #WomensHistoryMonth, I'm taking over @TheDemocrats Twitter today to talk about why access to feminine hygiene products is an important economic justice issue.


'Access' = 'public funding'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

217 60 Minutes

-
They're changing their theme from a ticking clock to this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gQ0hYGY5F8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

218 Is CNN too homo?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (QQ+il)

219 Sharkman, that is wonderful news! Poor baby. I hope she's fully cancer-free and continues to recover.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

220 Is CNN too homo?

Not enough...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (O2RFr)

221 And one of the people who taunted him was Emma Gonzalez who is the face of this movement. She doesn't seem to understand that she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for being weird.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RIKJa)

Its why she is so strident... she is trying to convince others to counteract her own guilt.

Because if she can convince them, they she is not guilty...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

222 It can't ever be allowed to get that far. If it gets to that point, the only solution is dissolution of the union and a reformation of new organizations of the states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)


Sure, Neville Chamberlain.

By God ... Churchill didn't surrender.*

*shit I learned, literally, this morning

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:02 PM (fiGNd)

223 And in case you were wondering, yes, they are serious:

"I've introduced legislation to make these products more affordable -- because leveling the playing field and stopping period-shaming give women, especially low-income women, a better chance to succeed in our economy. - @Grace4NY"

Period-shaming. You can't make this stuff up! LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 12:02 PM (HiDrR)

224 >>...to talk about why access to feminine hygiene products is an important economic justice issue.



"access"

You mean like them being easily available at CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, grocery stores, Target, Walmart...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

225 yes, ol' Bill sure understood how to plug up a beaver.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:02 PM (AwkNw)

226
#WomensHistoryMonth, I'm taking over @TheDemocrats Twitter today to talk about why access to feminine hygiene products is an important economic justice issue.


Proper feminine hygiene is an issue I think we can all get behind

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:02 PM (lKyWE)

227 50 >>The same law enforcement they've been calling racist, gun crazy murderers.


You know, a lot of LE are just like Sheriff Israel in Broward County.


Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2018 11:25 AM (RonBs)

Which is why I think it's foolish for people to keep saying "Don't worry, law enforcement is on our side."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

228 You can only find it on the Deep Web.



Or you can go to YouTube and type "katrina gun confiscation old lady". Your call.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (fiGNd)

Youtube says "No results found"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (UBzPO)

229 especially low-income women, a better chance to succeed in our economy.
===========

Yes, because tampons and pads are SO expensive.

I bet they have money for booze and drugs though.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (vg8iE)

230 Because if she can convince them, they she is not guilty...

Worst part is she more or less says he deserved it cause he was "weird." Has she looked in the mirror ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (O2RFr)

231 Proper feminine hygiene is an issue I think we can all get behind



way behind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (QQ+il)

232 The gun control freaks have a lotta Barq but no Sprite (ONT Manitowoc Minute 27). Had to use it.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (suO/a)

233 >>>Actually Yes, Yes It Is:

The idiot never read the actual quote. You won't *get* safety. Why did people vote against Hillary? Why are they turning on Merkel and the EU? Because they perceived that big government is trying to kill them, not give them safety.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (/qEW2)

234 Period-shaming. You can't make this stuff up! LOL
========

They're the only one who are ashamed of it, apparently.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (vg8iE)

235 211 153 But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?"

It can't ever be allowed to get that far. If it gets to that point, the only solution is dissolution of the union and a reformation of new organizations of the states.

If it gets close to getting to that point, then certain actions will need to be taken which cannot be talked about in a time of relative peace.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)

Note, the Sheriffs here in Clownifornia, are actively fighting the Sanctuary State crap, to the point where the AG is now threatening some of them with Arrest...

Gives me some hope that sanity will prevail.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NgKpN)

236 So I'm watching the new Roseanne show from last night and wow, the actress who plays Jackie has not, repeat NOT aged well.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (EkVml)

237 We must lick this feminine hygiene problem in the bud!

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (+lOpA)

238 "The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man dies but one." - Julius Caesar, as written by Bill Shakespeare.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (k1TUh)

239 I remember when buying tampons and birth control pills was no biggie for me personally or financially. And definitely something I didn't discuss with the world.

I just can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

240 Remember Occupy Whatever?


Yeah, this is the same thing


Yep, fourth wave. Occupy/Black lives Matter/Antifa/Children's Crusade. Its this summer's idiotic pack of Soros ferals on the street. They may be a little better behaved this time, though. Black Bloc/anarchist guys may not show up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)

241 >>Period-shaming. You can't make this stuff up! LOL



Period-shaming.
This is what woman's studies has wrought.
Third wave feminists have so few battles to fight here in the west that they are compelled to invent hew hardships and discrimination to overcome.


*Pssst! Maybe want to look to the middle east to pick your next battle, babe?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

242 230 Because if she can convince them, they she is not guilty...

Worst part is she more or less says he deserved it cause he was "weird." Has she looked in the mirror ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (O2RFr)


To them, "Weird" is "good" when it's females (and feminine enough males).

It only needs to be stamped out when there's palpable masculinity attached to it.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (WDCYi)

243 @Brian I literally JUST found that video on Youtube by typing in what Scogg said to type in. Less than one minute ago.

Posted by: Dude at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (RYASC)

244 I can't say I miss the days of peeing while looking at natural sea sponges soaking in a cup of vinegar on the toilet tank.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (QQ+il)

245 Maybe CNN will sponsor an anal hygiene month.

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)

246 Youtube says "No results found"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:03 PM (UBzPO)


Then YouTube hates you. Or, you're having one of those psychotic episodes like we see on TV where the character is faced with a truth that he just can't accept ... so he invents a split identity.

You know ... like Fight Club.

Don't say I never gave you anything.

https://bit.ly/2GgGyNB

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (fiGNd)

247 So I'm watching the new Roseanne show from last night and wow, the actress who plays Jackie has not, repeat NOT aged well.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (EkVml)


I don't think the pink pussy hat did her any favors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

248 Julius Caesar, as written by Bill Shakespeare.

-
Too white

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

249 Biopsy shows that the mass in her brain they thought they were going to have to do a second brain surgery to remove is actually just scar tissue from the first surgery. So the cancer has not returned since her first surgery in November. She continues on chemotherapy and radiation therapy.
Thank you for your prayers.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM
~~~~~

That's very good news, Sharkman. Prayers continue for full recovery!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (HiDrR)

250 97
14

What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.



Posted by: nip

Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.


Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (dZ756)



Dude, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: The Scowl of Jusitfied Moral Outrage at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (ymnmz)

251 >>>221 And one of the people who taunted him was Emma Gonzalez who is the face of this movement. She doesn't seem to understand that she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for being weird.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RIKJa)

Its why she is so strident... she is trying to convince others to counteract her own guilt.

Because if she can convince them, they she is not guilty...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)
_________
I would be ok with throwing the Shemale in jail. Or out a helicopter...

This seems like a decent excuse. Ándale!

Posted by: Pinochet's Ghost at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (fTTIQ)

252 240 Yep, fourth wave. Occupy/Black lives Matter/Antifa/Children's Crusade. Its this summer's idiotic pack of Soros ferals on the street. They may be a little better behaved this time, though. Black Bloc/anarchist guys may not show up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)


I don't see Black Bloc getting involved with Gruppenfuhrer Hogg or La Baldidente.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (WDCYi)

253 Are the gun grabbers seeing what is going down in South Africa?

Posted by: Paladin at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (+Wvn3)

254 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)


I know, right.

Posted by: Othelo at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (suO/a)

255 Well, back to Spring cleaning. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

256 NO confiscation https://youtu.be/PKkUG1F2JiI

Posted by: Shep's beads at March 28, 2018 12:07 PM (ZUbsK)

257 243
@Brian I literally JUST found that video on Youtube by typing in what Scogg said to type in. Less than one minute ago.
Posted by: Dude at March 28, 2018 12:05 PM (RYASC)

I tried again without quotes and it worked

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:07 PM (UBzPO)

258 Which is why I think it's foolish for people to keep saying "Don't worry, law enforcement is on our side."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man


I don't think they are on our side. otoh I don't think the have the guts or the numbers.

Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 12:07 PM (nFwvY)

259 133 A buddy of mine sent me a pic of as T-shirt that I can't link to here. It said:

No one needs an AR-15?

No one needs a whiny little bitch either, yet here you are.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2018 11:43 AM (sjdRT)


I saw that one last night.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7x574ck

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 12:07 PM (xjiRE)

260 189 Do you discuss the Texas ,Black couple that were arrested in MA with a shitload of guns?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 11:53 AM (r7qNw)

Obviously a False Flag Operation. Everybody knows all the illegal guns come from Gary.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 11:55 AM (fiGNd)

And music men.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

261 Dude, you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: The Scowl of Jusitfied Moral Outrage at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (ymnmz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:08 PM (suO/a)

262 Are the gun grabbers seeing what is going down in South Africa?

Posted by: Paladin at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (+Wvn3)


Of fucking course they are.

Why do you think they want it here ?

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:08 PM (fiGNd)

263 BWAHHH

STAND BACK , PUNY STRAWMEN, AS I SLAY STRAWCOPS STRAWMEN AND STRAWPUSSY.

BWAHHH

MY STRAWDICK IS GIGANTIC

BWAHH

Posted by: StrawDogg - all over the floor at March 28, 2018 12:09 PM (HH8q6)

264 "....and assorted commies, pinkos, wonks, twinks and weirdos...."
A nice finish.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 28, 2018 12:09 PM (7uYFy)

265 These people want a gun free Utopia and I'm more than willing to help them get there.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 12:09 PM (r9UYA)

266
You don't need all those different choices in feminine hygiene products.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 28, 2018 12:10 PM (LOgQ4)

267 Parkland sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy in training. Evac the JROTC and nuke from orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2018 12:10 PM (Ij2U7)

268 253 Are the gun grabbers seeing what is going down in South Africa?
Posted by: Paladin at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (+Wvn3)
______________________________________

Yeah. Where are all those politicians and musicians who boycotted South Africa and Sun City?

The have replaced apartheid with good old fashioned genocide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 12:10 PM (E5ZoU)

269 In the "you can't make this stuff up" category:

Step 1: UK comedian Jonathan Pie posts a youtube video where he, as a newscaster, reports on Count Dankula conviction and then goes on a rant about free speech

Step 2: Pie posts a link to it on twitter.


Step 3: Another person on twitter forwards Pie's tweet to UK police asking that he be investigated because they are offended.


https://twitter.com/WiredTwerp/status/
978608070191435778

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

270 250
97

14


What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.





Posted by: nip

Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.




Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (dZ756)





That's how you do it!!!



Dude, you are doing it wrong.


Posted by: The Scowl of Jusitfied Moral Outrage at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (ymnmz)

Posted by: Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (ymnmz)

271 Andy McCabe has a pretty good Hoggster-like scowl and resting bitch face looks. And in the only photo I have seen with him smiling, his official portrait, the corners of his mouth are turned-down slightly.

Posted by: Gref at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (jGh/o)

272 I wonder if there's enough room in the coastal strip from San Diego to San Francisco to fit in everybody who hates the Second Amendment.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

273 wow! I had not seen that video of the lady getting taken down after Katrina.

It was the top response on DDG.

Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (XTiHL)

274 There are more videos out there of Hughie Hogg admitting he was not on campus the day of the shooting. He's a piece of shit fraud that will be chewed up and shit out when the left is done with him ala Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Sponge at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (xttKs)

275 I can't watch a Super Rugby match w/o thinking about the horror show that's about to happen down there. The announcers only alluded to why the pitches were dry (not watered).

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (suO/a)

276
Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (dZ756)


It's really creepy and pathetic. It's obvious that this little freak is being molded by a bunch of old leftist radicals suffering from erectile dysfunction who are trying to recapture their youth.Viagra for the stupid.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (lKyWE)

277 I thought that owning 4 guns was enough but I am thinking all the gun control nonsense necessitates buying another.

I know the AR-15 is the most rage-stroke inducing evil black rifle available but does anyone know which caliber annoys the left the most?
0.223, 0.300 Blackout, 6.5 mm or maybe that 0.458?

I really do want to maximize my vast left wing conspiracy annoyance per dollar ratio.


Oh, and by the way, I have owned some of my guns for more than 20 years and in all that time, none of them have shot anyone. Did I get defective guns or are they planning one murderous rampage when I least expect it?

Posted by: JB1000 at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (16OL0)

278 We LIKE what is happening in South Africa. Numbnutts.

Why do you think we orgasm at the end of each paragraph in those "when white people become a US minority" articles? Coiencidence?

Damn you crackers are stupid.

Posted by: The Left at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (fTTIQ)

279 I wonder if there's enough room in the coastal strip from San Diego to San Francisco to fit in everybody who hates the Second Amendment.


With proper Socialist planning, they could all fit in LA county.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (QQ+il)

280 BWAHH
Posted by: StrawDogg - all over the floor at March 28, 2018 12:09 PM (HH8q6)


Now ... what did Uncle Scogg say just yesterday ? For the , what, two or three people actually paying attention to me ?

When the "strawmen" comments start coming out ... that just tells me I'm directly over the target.

But let me tell everybody a little secret. Don't tell ... ok ?

I don't know anything that a bunch of other people here on the board know as well. I just say it. Bluntly and with a nasty tone. Because I don't give a damn if I'm liked or not.

I'd rather be despised and right, than liked and wrong.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (fiGNd)

281 261
Dude, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: The Scowl of Jusitfied Moral Outrage at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM (ymnmz)



I know, right?

Posted by: Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:08 PM (suO/a)


Dang you beat me to it.

Posted by: The Other Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (ymnmz)

282 He who laughs last . . . .

Illegal Alien Who Laughed In Court After Killing Two Cops Receives Death Penalty

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)

283 "Patriotism is of its nature defensive, both militarily and culturally.
Nationalism, on the other hand, is inseparable from the desire for
power. The abiding purpose of every nationalist is to secure more power
and more prestige, not for himself but for the nation or other unit in which he has chosen to sink his own individuality."

that's part of the Orwell essay. The NRA patriot wants to be able to defend his family at home. The leftist Nazis want to take your guns and force your subjugation to their "new" found central control. The left is a big cult that gets angry when others disagree with their ideology, even though they are against American tradition.

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/nationalism/english/e_nat

Nationalism can be units other than nations, which is how Nazism began I'd guess. Right now the globalist "DeepState" seeks power over the nation, and maybe their leaders meet at CFR or Bilderberg meetings to decide how DC should be run. Hillary's big donor list would name them I suppose, if we include the Clinton foundation.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (bT8Z4)

284 There is no period shaming, you stupid bints. I wouldn't mind however if you would a) shut the fuck up about it and b) not bleed all over the goddamn place like it's a red vag of courage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

285 hat kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.

Trying to hide his dick shaped mouth.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (xBSm0)

286 279 I wonder if there's enough room in the coastal strip from San Diego to San Francisco to fit in everybody who hates the Second Amendment.


With proper Socialist planning, they could all fit in LA county.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (QQ+il)

Squalid slums it is!

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

287 These people want a gun free Utopia and I'm more than willing to help them get there.
Posted by: Under Fire
---------------

I'm reminded of a bumper sticker suggested for Texas, where lots of people are packing. It seems that many from other places (particularly the north) have the unfortunate habit of blowing their car horn when they become impatient.

The bumper stcker: "Honk If You Want To Meet Jesus"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:14 PM (NL+DJ)

288 DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SMUGGLING NORTH KORAN PUMPKINS TO CHINA ON A TRAIN!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 28, 2018 12:14 PM (fTTIQ)

289 For those inclined, say a prayer for my cat. I think he ate a bit of a plastic bag that I didn't pick up. He's had GI issues recently, I just hope this will come out alright (no pun intended).

When it starts to come out the other end, Don't Pull. Let it work its way out.

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (AoK0a)

290 Oh, and by the way, I have owned some of my guns for more than 20 years and in all that time, none of them have shot anyone. Did I get defective guns or are they planning one murderous rampage when I least expect it?
Posted by: JB1000 at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (16OL0)

I had to get rid of my pet door because my Glock kept sneaking out at night and shooting up random neighborhoods.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

291 276 It's really creepy and pathetic. It's obvious that this little freak is being molded by a bunch of old leftist radicals suffering from erectile dysfunction who are trying to recapture their youth.Viagra for the stupid.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (lKyWE)

He has a Deep State Daddy and a Teachers' Union Mother. Dude never had a chance.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (WDCYi)

292 Squalid slums it is!


I was thinking of trenches but, either or.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (QQ+il)

293 Good hygiene


I don't talk about other things I do in pursuit of good hygiene, nor do I want to hear about others'.
Keep your menstruation talk to yourself.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)

294 Trying to hide his dick shaped mouth.
Posted by: Roland THTG
-----------

That would explain Barney Frank's non-stop scowling. It didn't work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:15 PM (NL+DJ)

295 He who laughs last . . . .

Illegal Alien Who Laughed In Court After Killing Two Cops Receives Death Penalty

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)


In California. He'll die of natural causes if Governor Moonbeam doesn't commute his sentence.

Posted by: Sponge at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (xttKs)

296 Let's start talking about ass hygiene all the time. END DINGLEBERRY SHAMING, H8RS!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

297 282 He who laughs last . . . .

Illegal Alien Who Laughed In Court After Killing Two Cops Receives Death Penalty
_____________________________________

Oh, good.

That means for the next 40 years he will be lifting weights, watching cable TV, giving martyr interviews, writing books on the struggle and helping himself to butt sex on a per diem basis.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (E5ZoU)

298 296 Let's start talking about ass hygiene all the time. END DINGLEBERRY SHAMING, H8RS!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

A BIDET IN EVERY POT!

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

299 I know the AR-15 is the most rage-stroke inducing evil black rifle available but does anyone know which caliber annoys the left the most?

Posted by: JB1000 at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (16OL0)


A wise Weasel once said ...

... "Gun purchases made out of spite are often the most satisfying."

I'm thinking of having that one stitched into a doily or something ... kinda' like Gramma' used to do with Bible Verses.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (fiGNd)

300 273
wow! I had not seen that video of the lady getting taken down after Katrina.

It was the top response on DDG.
Posted by: DanMan at March 28, 2018 12:11 PM (XTiHL)

I hadn't either but still maintain that it was an outlier based on my own personal experience. I don't agree with it but understand the situation.

I also notice that not a single person resisted with force. Molon Labe and all that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (UBzPO)

301 Where's the guy who told us it was no biggie that they were toppling civil war statues now?

More than ten miles away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (kqsXK)

302 Did I get defective guns or are they planning one murderous rampage when I least expect it?
-----------

They're lurking...waiting. Like Chucky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (NL+DJ)

303 100 >>>68 Remember Occupy Whatever?

Yeah, this is the same thing. You'll get these idiots out protesting guns, and then bankers, and then werewolves, and then Jews, and then banker Jewish werewolves with guns, and everything else they can wrap their pea brains around. Zombie documented a lot of them.

There are times I do not think these people want their cause to succeed because then they would have nothing to do and then I realize I'm being logical and they will still protest because it is all they know.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hLRSq)
_____________
The attendees enjoy the crowds, the attention, bragging "I was there", and the feeling of "making a difference"

They get all that regardless of the issue protested. It's common to all us humans a little.

It's the organizers it who care about the issue and want guns banned. They are the dangerous ones and they are talented, organization of that scale takes a lot.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM (fTTIQ)


I am convinced that rank-and-file participation is fueled by:

1. Day off from school
2. Social outing
3. Virtue signalling ticket punching
4. Infusion of 60's peace protest nostalgia by teachers

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (di1hb)

304 Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

You mean it's not a back scrubber?

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (suO/a)

305 Sharkman: ...the mass in her brain they thought they were going to have to do a second brain surgery to remove is actually just scar tissue from the first surgery.

That made me smile. That report was surely welcome.

Posted by: mindful webworker - miracles are the normal way of things at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (UWStq)

306 NETFLIX Names Susan Rice to Board...

Well, they do show mostly fiction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)

307 I'm just looking forward to the Democratic Party making its brand all about taking away rights. Disarm people, take away constitutional rights, and remind everyone of the last three years of riots and people in the streets. Yeah that sounds like a real winner. Tell us more about how evil free speech is too, for bonus points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)

308 I wonder how much time young Goebbels spends doing his hair.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (37IEG)

309
He who laughs last . . . .

Illegal Alien Who Laughed In Court After Killing Two Cops Receives Death Penalty
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM



Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ahem
Bwahahahahaha....

Posted by: El Grim Reaper at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (EzdLW)

310
Phat Phuks wife is pretty cute by the way

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

311 Jewish banker werewolves are framing Putin. Or so I heard in the comments the other day.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (tBswe)

312 251
>>>221 And one of the people who taunted him was Emma Gonzalez
who is the face of this movement. She doesn't seem to understand that
she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his
problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for
being weird.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RIKJa)



Its why she is so strident... she is trying to convince others to counteract her own guilt.



Because if she can convince them, they she is not guilty...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

_________


Watched that video of her at the "march". The way she was phyiscally being propped by adults while she trembled through her guilty rant was quite a sight to see. Watch carefully, there are adults there very carefully egging her on and giving her cues that she is going in the right direction, heads on shoulders, close standing and comforting movements, even though her subconscious is trying to literally stop her by trembling.
Her flame out will be epic and tragic, I think. If we ever hear about it.
Whaddaya gonna do? Leftest tool gotta leftist tool....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

313 NETFLIX Names Susan Rice to Board...

Well, they do show mostly fiction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)


The wife and kid are going to be PISSED when I demand they cancel their subscription.

Posted by: Sponge at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (xttKs)

314 Yeah. Where are all those politicians and musicians who boycotted South Africa and Sun City?

Awwwww, c'mon! That was years ago! We didn't even know what "woke" meant back then!

Posted by: International Association of Concerned Rock Stars and Politicians at March 28, 2018 12:20 PM (O5Q3r)

315 Anybody ever seen a baby Gibbon pestering a cat?

https://tinyurl.com/ybfjxffc

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:20 PM (+lOpA)

316 Hogg has pointed out that he's not smart enough to get into his top three colleges, but he expects us to listen to him regarding the Constitution?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:20 PM (JTMqu)

317 Toilet paper is a civil rights issue!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

318 306
NETFLIX Names Susan Rice to Board...



Well, they do show mostly fiction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)


So much for netflix.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:21 PM (ymnmz)

319 Period-shaming = a reason not to have sex that is not actually a lie.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 12:21 PM (RIKJa)

320 When it starts to come out the other end, Don't Pull. Let it work its way out.

Words to live by.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 28, 2018 12:21 PM (kqsXK)

321 With all this gun control intimidation talk by nanny boys makes me want get a gun out of spite (if as is as satisfying as Weasel said) even though I never had an inkling to want one. Well, that and blowing moola on a nice custom made rabbit/beaver felt explorer hat.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 28, 2018 12:22 PM (suO/a)

322 Toilet paper is a civil rights wipes issue!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)



Had to.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 12:22 PM (jjaLl)

323 And yeah, I think Shrieky Gonzalez knows she's at least partly responsible for the shooting.

Congrats, Emma.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:22 PM (JTMqu)

324 I want my government subsidized TP, dammit! Triple-ply, quilted and extra soft! And bidet credits!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

325 These companies like Netflix they really want to alienate a large chunk of their audience I guess.Notice in a lot of commercials now they say have somebdy say something like "the company is in tune with my values"

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (LiyEm)

326 A bidet in every pot and a left hand for every ass!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (sCh2R)

327 322 Toilet paper is a civil rights wipes issue!

____________________________________

Wipes? Like with a cloth?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (E5ZoU)

328 310
Phat Phuks wife is pretty cute by the way

I shudder to think what happens to her when her looks start to go.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (Dn4Uq)

329 Period -shaming is an affront to those of us who get really heavy periods and don't want to bleed all over thge place but jeebus sometimes it's like you're hemorrhaging.

Thank goodness the meat diet cured that

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (hMwEB)

330 Jews do seem to have the power to convert ostensibly normal gentiles into foaming-at-the-mouth paranoiacs. without even trying.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (AwkNw)

331 Finally someone is doing something about the scourge of jaywalking:

Face Recognition Used To Target Jaywalkers...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

332 I hadn't either but still maintain that it was an outlier based on my own personal experience. I don't agree with it but understand the situation.

I also notice that not a single person resisted with force. Molon Labe and all that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (UBzPO)


And that ABC report on the same page ? Where they showed police and national guard going door to door, disarming people ? All bullshit, huh.

And all those people on the NRA video on the same page ? All liars, of course.

This is what frosts my ass. You SHOW SOMEBODY proof - and they just refuse to see it. Literally refuse to see it.

Remember when we all used to bitch that Obama could eat a baby on the White House Lawn, and Progressives wouldn't care ?

It ain't just Progressives, baby.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (fiGNd)

333 This butt talk really gets me hot.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (vtcmf)

334 They used to run an ad that showe paper towel and toilet paper being pulled off the rolls and than "Use a rag" would pop up on screen.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:25 PM (LiyEm)

335 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (ymnmz)

It's not like the lefties will allow her to get over her guilt in a healthy way. It's hate fuel.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 28, 2018 12:25 PM (suO/a)

336 151 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American
________________________
Yeesh. Always with the victimhood. Never with the wonderful part played by Sacajawea and others in the formation of a great nation.

Posted by: April at March 28, 2018 12:25 PM (X7ljN)

337
Jews do seem to have the power to convert ostensibly normal gentiles into foaming-at-the-mouth paranoiacs. without even trying.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (AwkNw)


They control the weather so...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (lKyWE)

338 306 NETFLIX Names Susan Rice to Board...

Well, they do show mostly fiction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Big corporations lining up left and right to hand big sums of cash to Leftist Political Bigwigs.

But tell me again about how we need to keep greasing the skids for the big corporations, GOPe.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (WDCYi)

339 >>Yeah. Where are all those politicians and musicians who boycotted South Africa and Sun City?



Sorry, they're too busy boycotting Israel now....no time to notice what's going on in South Africa.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

340 328 310
Phat Phuks wife is pretty cute by the way

I shudder to think what happens to her when her looks start to go.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:23 PM (Dn4Uq)

She knows. And it's a tragic fate.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

341 336 151 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American
_____________________________________

That's just an Indian casino attendant leading the white man to his seat at the roulette table.

Posted by: Hillary at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (E5ZoU)

342 You ugry bitch. You get aicaft gun now!

Posted by: Phat Phuk at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (sCh2R)

343 Her flame out will be epic and tragic, I think. If we ever hear about it.
Whaddaya gonna do? Leftest tool gotta leftist tool....


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM (ymnmz)


She's her generation's Sinead O'Connor, without the musical talent.


Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (uiwCw)

344 284
There is no period shaming, you stupid bints. I wouldn't mind however if
you would a) shut the fuck up about it and b) not bleed all over the
goddamn place like it's a red vag of courage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)


It's called hygiene. We master it as little children and move on. But if you insist on it.....

QUIT FART SHAMING ME!!!


I like big farts

I like to fart and I cannot lie.

That noxious gas I must supply
Onions, garlic and Cheesy Fries

Make em big and stinky pies!

I like big farts!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (ymnmz)

345 229 especially low-income women, a better chance to succeed in our economy.
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Yes, because tampons and pads are SO expensive.

I bet they have money for booze and drugs though.
_______________

And tattoos, and hair weaves, and fake nails, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (fqUgw)

346 Clearly, a native American knowing better than a white man and safely leading him through a land that would kill him is an insult to Indians.

Or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)

347 330 Jews do seem to have the power to convert ostensibly normal gentiles into foaming-at-the-mouth paranoiacs. without even trying.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (AwkNw)

That tends to happen when you're resentful over not being God's Chosen.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (WDCYi)

348 I'm sure that to many on the left white South Africans are now getting what they deserve

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (LiyEm)

349 >>NETFLIX Names Susan Rice to Board...


i.e., Susan Rice getting favors from Obama and co. in order to Keep Her Mouth Shut.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (W+vEI)

350
What kills me about the Hoggster is the fucking scowl. Somebody must have told him it's a good look. It's not.
Posted by: nip


Beat me to it. You know this kid is just a joy to be around and he's only going to get more joyful as he ages.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 28, 2018 11:36 AM


That's how you do it!!!

Dude, you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: The Scowl of Jusitfied Moral Outrage at March 28, 2018 12:06 PM


I know, right?
Posted by: Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:08 PM


Dang you beat me to it.
Posted by: The Other Resting Bitch Face at March 28, 2018 12:13 PM




The scowl face / resting bitch face crept into advertising years ago. Anybody notice that?

All those TV ads that show a series of faces staring straight at the camera, unsmiling, serious eyes. One after another. There's been such an ad recently during March Madness featuring girl NCAA atheletes. 30 seconds of faces staring at you the viewer, flash flash flash. As if they're so brave and you exist to oppress them or something.

For some reason advertisers think that's a good sell, but it creeps me out. Then again, maybe creeping out is the purpose. Sometimes accompanied by dialogue, with each face saying one or two words.

/rant off

Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (EzdLW)

351 They control the weather so...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:26 PM (lKyWE)


... and the shape-shifting. Never forget the shape-shifting. This table right here could be a Joo.

*bang*

Well ... if it is ... he's one tough assed dreidel-spinner.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (fiGNd)

352 Anybody ever seen a baby Gibbon pestering a cat?
---------------

Me: "So, Toby, what are you having for dinner?"

Mike Hammer's Cat: "Baby Gibbon Tartare."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (5IJky)

353 I heard about the Pocono community, E. Stroudsburg, PA that voted down the routine NRA grant for the school's rifle club. NEPA has been infested by NYC locusts, otherwise that grant was rubberstamped without incident.

It got me to thinking we need to adopt Italy's city-state model they had pre-unification. That way the citizens of each city-state could control who they accept as residents.


Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Iz8Py)

354 Re period talk - I really don't understand the need to have a public discourse about bodily fluids. I can barely stand my own monthly cycles, I really do not want to hear about yours.

Posted by: IC at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

355 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a
micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a
Native American


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The indian is shown as obviously smarter and more experienced than the white man and it's STILL racism?

That's such a sweet gig.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (JTMqu)

356 It just occurred to me that the ScoggDog - Mr Charm name may not count toward my ScoggDog weekly post count.

Damn.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:29 PM (fiGNd)

357 330 Jews do seem to have the power to convert ostensibly normal gentiles into foaming-at-the-mouth paranoiacs. without even trying.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:24 PM (AwkNw)

It's a wonder Jews ever sleep, what with all this weather-controlling and finance-manipulating and shit.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

358 Dear Pretty Korean Girl,

Congratulations on being selected as the wife of our Dear Leader. I'm sure it will be a beautiful wedding.

At the same time, condolences on being selected as the wife of our Dear Leader. I'm sure it will be a beautiful funeral.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 12:29 PM (E5ZoU)

359 I shudder to think what happens to [Kim So Phat's wife] when her looks start to go.

nothing a cleansing bath can't cure

Posted by: Comtesse Elizabeth de Bathory at March 28, 2018 12:29 PM (AwkNw)

360 It just occurred to me that the ScoggDog - Mr Charm name may not count toward my ScoggDog weekly post count.

Damn.

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Get to work Scogg.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (VkOIy)

361 "And that ABC report on the same page ? Where they showed police and
national guard going door to door, disarming people ? All bullshit,
huh.
"

And that ABC report about Trump being a Russian spy and Putin hacking the election? All bullshit, huh?

Believing sensational exaggeration just because it fits a narrative is a problem on both sides.



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (UBzPO)

362 I'm sure that to many on the left white South Africans are now getting what they deserve
Posted by: steevy
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That's usually the case, but the innocents around them will be the bulk of the victims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (jbcJ8)

363 ScoggDog: ...character is faced with a truth that he just can't accept ... so he invents a split identity.

You know ... like Fight Club.


Is THAT what the gimmick in Fight Club is? I'd heard there was something. My gaw, man, you could've put SPOILER warnings on your comment. Now you've ruined it for me.*

Well, revenge is mine:
Rosebud is a sled.
Bruce Willis was already dead.

*/jk btw

Posted by: mindful webworker - Darth is Luke's father at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (UWStq)

364 That Sean Penn thing in the side bar is hilarious. Put the crackpipe down!

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (2Mnv1)

365 It got me to thinking we need to adopt Italy's city-state model they had pre-unification. That way the citizens of each city-state could control who they accept as residents.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Iz8Py)


No Can Do.

The Federal must have pre-eminence over everything, or we'll have slavery again. Learned that shit here yesterday.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (fiGNd)

366 She knows. And it's a tragic fate.

A grisly, early death beats eating bark and dirt and dying the same age anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)

367 >>The scowl face / resting bitch face crept into advertising years ago. Anybody notice that?



Didn't notice that.

Did notice that comedy has turned into angry, political rants. Exhibit A: Samantha Bee - is there anyone on tv more repellent than Bee?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

368 Those tough guys in the pictures that say they will take your guns.....would wet their pants should they actually try.

We see you and know that you want a disarmed populace. Never will happen.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (oiNtH)

369 I'm sure that to many on the left white South Africans are now getting what they deserve

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM


When the white farmers leave, also leaving with their knowledge of growing and planting and fertilizing and harvesting...

the left will be curiously quiet as South Africa experiences record-breaking famine. They'll blame it on global warming. But of course.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (LOgQ4)

370 350 Because you have failed them by not watching any women's sports despite them trying to cram it down yur throat.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:31 PM (LiyEm)

371 So mister hippy thinks he will pry it out of people's cold dead hands? Go ahead, try it pussy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 12:31 PM (aMlLZ)

372 RE: "If you give up your guns, the government will protect you". [David Hobb Nazi photoshop]

Better would be: "If you give up your guns, the government will take care of you".

Posted by: kevino at March 28, 2018 12:31 PM (noq2N)

373 They have CNN in my breakroom, and I just saw a chyron saying "Trump strikes first trade deal with South Korea."

I'm surprised we didn't have a deal with the South Koreans before. Did China nix previous overtures?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 12:31 PM (iv0p7)

374 I heard about the Pocono community, E. Stroudsburg, PA that voted down the routine NRA grant for the school's rifle club.

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They vote down the grant from the one organization that encourages age-appropriate information, teaching, and handling.

Brilliant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (JTMqu)

375 It got me to thinking we need to adopt Italy's city-state model they had pre-unification. That way the citizens of each city-state could control who they accept as residents.

That was the original concept of the United States: a loose federation of independent, sovereign states, tied together only in terms of foreign trade and borders. Certain themes were carried across all states: liberty and rights, for instance. And the federal government was there to handle interstate conflicts, trade and so on. But each state was basically to be its own little nation, down to even having its own military.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

376 Gun control is never about the gun its about control. The gun control crowd wants the control over an unarmed people. A population that is armed cannot be controlled. Guns and arms are freedom. There is a strain of thought that says my feels and comfort are more important than your freedom. My guns and my families guns (no my communities guns) are not dangerous to any law abiding non-tyrants. This is America fuckyou is always an option. Crime is not a gun problem it is a people and values problem.

Posted by: USNtakim Come and take them! Asshole. at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (0OmEj)

377 We see you and know that you want a disarmed populace. Never will happen.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (oiNtH)


I think they screwed up ... bigly ... by doing it in Katrina. They tipped their hand.

I don't think you get the Bundy Ranch Standoff without Katrina.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (fiGNd)

378
Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a Native American


The indian is shown as obviously smarter and more experienced than the white man and it's STILL racism?

Yeah but the white explorer paid the indian for his service with small pox blankets so who is really the smart one?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (lKyWE)

379 It got me to thinking we need to adopt Italy's city-state model they had pre-unification. That way the citizens of each city-state could control who they accept as residents.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Iz8Py)

No Can Do.

The Federal must have pre-eminence over everything, or we'll have slavery again. Learned that shit here yesterday.

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Can cities go to war with each other. I'm pretty sure Houston can take New York. Not that we would want to.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (VkOIy)

380 Just cancelled my Netflix subscription and wrote Susan Rice as the reason why. Between Obama and Rice, Netflix can FOAD.

Posted by: In Exile at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (Z7AXG)

381 And one of the people who taunted him was Emma Gonzalez who is the face of this movement. She doesn't seem to understand that she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for being weird.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 11:58 AM (RIKJa)

I think that she & Hogg & the rest of the ghouls pushed an unstable kid into being a killer, so they could advance their agenda & desire for fame.
Never let a crisis go to waste, and if there isn't a crisis, make one.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)

382 Oh, and by the way, I have owned some of my guns for more than 20 years and in all that time, none of them have shot anyone. Did I get defective guns or are they planning one murderous rampage when I least expect it?
Posted by: JB1000 at March 28, 2018 12:12 PM (16OL0)

Soon.

Posted by: JB1000's guns at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (Boy/L)

383 Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)

384 Rosebud is a sled?!?!

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (+lOpA)

385 Those tough guys in the pictures that say they will take your guns.....would wet their pants should they actually try.



We see you and know that you want a disarmed populace. Never will happen.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (oiNtH)


Spot on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (aMlLZ)

386 >>the left will be curiously quiet as South Africa experiences record-breaking famine. They'll blame it on global warming. But of course.



And use it as a new cause to get behind - Feed the Poor South Africans!! - as well as an excuse for us to take in millions of South African refugees.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

387 >>the left will be curiously quiet as South Africa experiences record-breaking famine. They'll blame it on global warming. But of course. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 12:30 PM (LOgQ4)

Smart investors are long Brawndo.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

388 So mister hippy thinks he will pry it out of people's cold dead hands? Go ahead, try it pussy.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 12:31 PM (aMlLZ)


---

I'm just wondering how they're going to do it without using guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (JTMqu)

389 Marquette University students and faculty agree the school's seal is a
micro aggression because it depicts a white explorer being guided by a
Native American


Who thinks this shit up? Is there like a retard think tank that does this and nothing else in life?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (vtcmf)

390 Also cancelled my Citi card earlier this week (for their opposition to 2A). Liberating to stop doing business with people who hate me.

Posted by: In Exile at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (Z7AXG)

391 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...

Is there an off ramp from this planet?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

392 They vote down the grant from the one organization that encourages age-appropriate information, teaching, and handling.

Brilliant.


I'm thinking some private citizens may pony up the funds the Rifle Club needs.

What if some of the firearms are outdated and malfunction due to safety issues? Then the Board could be sued for endangering THE CHILDREN

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (Iz8Py)

393 Josephstan... TAKE THE KITTY TO THE VET!!

in the time the kitty would take to pass the problem the bowels could get infected and kill your kitty. Vet, today!

Posted by: catman at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (HxsWp)

394 Jewish banker werewolves are framing Putin. Or so I heard in the comments the other day.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 28, 2018 12:19 PM


Well, duh...shapeshifters and all that. But I bet their hair is perfect.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (p+Wdc)

395 The last five of Henry VIII's wives lasted less than 10 years, all together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (jbcJ8)

396 I see the Country is going to war over the Citizenship Census question. I think this is a good thing. It needs to be settled once and for all.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)

397 383
Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)


But does a he have a pool table that turns into a bed and secret compartments full of guns?

Posted by: James West at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (ymnmz)

398 She doesn't seem to understand that she may have been the cause or at least one of the causes of his problem. She actually made it sound like he deserve to be mocked for being weird.

I think she does, and feels some guilt over that, and is trying to turn it into an attack on others, to help her feel better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)

399 Can cities go to war with each other. I'm pretty sure Houston can take New York. Not that we would want to.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (VkOIy)


I used to work in Houston quite a bit. You people drive like bats outta' Hell.

But you've also got Kema. I really like Kema.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (fiGNd)

400 >>383 Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)

Grudging respect for a tyrant who respects patrilineal tradition in the face of unimpressive modern conveyance alternatives.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)

401 Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (VkOIy)

Yes the Italian city states used to go to war with each other.

They even came up with an annual celebration to commemorate these battles, Il Palio.

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Iz8Py)

402 Grudging respect for a tyrant who respects patrilineal tradition in the face of unimpressive modern conveyance alternatives.
Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0


Agree. Miss the old Soviet armored trains (like in Goldeneye)

Posted by: In Exile at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Z7AXG)

403 "When the white farmers leave, also leaving with their knowledge of growing and planting and fertilizing and harvesting..."

And keeping all that farm equipment running. Which allows one guy to produce as much 40 may end up being problematic for them.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (aVYsC)

404 I see the Country is going to war over the Citizenship Census question. I think this is a good thing. It needs to be settled once and for all.

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I love how the left thinks its ok to ask about my color, gender, orientation, etc. for the census. But ask if I am actually a citizen of the country conducting the census and they freak out. They can't even be buying their BS.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (VkOIy)

405 Media still trying to flog this stupid Stormy porno chick story.

Does anybody really care about some sleazy stripper and professional whore who slept with a married rich man because she was hoping for a payoff, got $130,000 and a contract requiring her to keep her yap shut, and now is demanding more money because, many years later, the married man became president?

I hope Trump sues her into bankruptcy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

406 >>395 The last five of Henry VIII's wives lasted less than 10 years, all together. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (jbcJ

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I am/Henry the Eighth, I am I am/I got married to the widow next door/she's been married seven times before/and every-one was a Henry/Never was a Willie nor a Sam..."

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

407 Hogg and the goblin girl and the rest are Communists not Nazis. It's important to make the distinction

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (I2PH9)

408 Finally someone is doing something about the scourge of jaywalking:

Face Recognition Used To Target Jaywalkers...in China

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


That will never work in the US because we all look the same.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (RIKJa)

409 I'm just wondering how they're going to do it without using guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (JTMqu)


We're not going to do shit about it. I've been told that so many times here that I think I believe it.

I really should get off here (it's a fuck-off day today), go downstairs, box all my shit up, and turn it all in. Be much less embarrassing.

Then maybe I can go slay some strawmen !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (fiGNd)

410 Latest absurd freak out is over #census2020 citizenship question. In every nation citizenship matters, so shouldn't we know how many we have? And districts apportioned based on # of people not here legally dilutes the political representation of citizens & legal residents.

--Marco Rubio

Little Marco is borrowing his wife's nuts for the day.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (r9UYA)

411 Grudging respect for a tyrant who respects patrilineal tradition in the face of unimpressive modern conveyance alternatives.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)


Whoa Phat like train!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (jjaLl)

412 I used to work in Houston quite a bit. You people drive like bats outta' Hell.

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And most of those are 4 x 4 pickups. The only city I'd want to take is Austin - just to have control over the Hill country and to kick those commies back to California.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (VkOIy)

413 Also cancelled my Citi card earlier this week (for
their opposition to 2A). Liberating to stop doing business with people
who hate me.

Posted by: In Exile at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (Z7AXG)


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Same here.

CC-ed Costco (their exclusive credit service and it's tied to membership) and sent them the other half of the cut up credit card.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (JTMqu)

414 That's communists for you. Fat fucker has a fleet of armored trains to protect him from his own citizens while traveling in a country where there is no where worth going.

I hope the North Koreans have the good taste to tear their leaders limb from limb when the chance arises.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (tBswe)

415 Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
----------

"The thing about trains is, they gotta have rails" -

Snake Baker, working behind Jap lines and blowing rails at Luzon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (5IJky)

416 391 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...

Is there an off ramp from this planet?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

Well, between them they've got a traditional marriage. Unless one of them is a lesbian, in which case who the hell knows what they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

417 Who thinks this shit up? Is there like a retard think tank that does this and nothing else in life?

If you create and pay an organization to look for problems, its going to keep finding them no matter how ridiculous and slight the problems might be. Its their reason for existence; if they don't find anything, why keep them around? They have to justify their budget, indeed, increasing their budget.

It reminds me of when I worked for the state government for a few summers. They got a budget, and if they didn't spend the money for that budget completely, they got less the following year. So they'd just blow it on stuff simply to keep their budget up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (39g3+)

418 -
--
Hogg and the goblin girl and the rest are Communists not Nazis. It's important to make the distinction

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM

-------------------------------------

They (and all anti-liberty types) are whatever they think will get them the power they desire.


Posted by: irright at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (pMGkg)

419 416 391 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...

Is there an off ramp from this planet?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)


Talk about bumping uglies.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (+lOpA)

420 I hope Trump sues her into bankruptcy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

The one thing in her story that sounded real screwy to me was the guy who threatened her about shutting up about Trump.
when thugs threaten you to shut up, they want you to keep quiet. They don't threaten you to shut up so they can reward you with money. Lots of money.
what a turd that lady is

Posted by: kallisto at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (Iz8Py)

421 416 391 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...

Is there an off ramp from this planet?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

Well, between them they've got a traditional marriage. Unless one of them is a lesbian, in which case who the hell knows what they've got.
Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

Hold on a second, I'm going to have to chart this one out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

422 Goebbeels Spricht!

Posted by: fireman1 at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (/0muP)

423 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...

-----------

Who has the penis?

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (VkOIy)

424 >>411 Grudging respect for a tyrant who respects patrilineal tradition in the face of unimpressive modern conveyance alternatives.
Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)
Whoa Phat like train! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (jjaLl)

He's probably a closet rail foamer. Has his dork railfan buddies over to drink beer and look at carousel slideshows of "those awesome shots we took of former Conrail power in new CSX colors down around Norfolk."

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

425 Hogg and the goblin girl and the rest are Communists not Nazis. It's important to make the distinction

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers


There are actually two sides of the same coin. Which is why the Eastern front in World War II was so bitter. It was a civil war.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (RIKJa)

426 And most of those are 4 x 4 pickups. The only city I'd want to take is Austin - just to have control over the Hill country and to kick those commies back to California.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (VkOIy)


I couldn't live in Houston. I could absolutely live outside of Houston.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (fiGNd)

427 416 Well, between them they've got a traditional marriage. Unless one of them is a lesbian, in which case who the hell knows what they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

I used to know a guy whose GF decided to become a F->M Tranny. So he ended up going M->F alongside them.

And promptly gave up on the sex change and grew his mustache back after they broke up.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (WDCYi)

428 I hope the North Koreans have the good taste to tear their leaders limb from limb when the chance arises.


and eat them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (yQpMk)

429 Hold on a second, I'm going to have to chart this one out.

--------

Keep me out of this.

Posted by: Punnet Square at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (VkOIy)

430 Who has the penis?
Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (VkOIy)



Nightly sex game.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (+lOpA)

431 >>>>>Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)
.
.
.One thing with trains, armored or not is you know where they have to go. Take out the track in a few places with maverick missiles and they ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (+Dllb)

432 They (and all anti-liberty types) are whatever they think will get them the power they desire.


+++

You need to name the enemy and know what and who they are. Face it squarely

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (I2PH9)

433 Hold on a second, I'm going to have to chart this one out.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------
Forget, Insom, it's Nutjob Town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (leCj4)

434 Whoa Phat like train!

His old man too. They use trains because they're paranoid. They're a lot harder to destroy than planes.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (O5Q3r)

435 Who has the penis?


It's in a jar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (yQpMk)

436
Media still trying to flog this stupid Stormy porno chick story.


It's incredible CNN is actually pushing for Trump to be deposed about having a one night romp with a porn star.They've gone completely off the rails.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (lKyWE)

437 Who has the penis?

The whole thing sounds like a game show in a not-too-distant future Idiocracy.

Coming up after Ow My Balls, it's Who Has the Penis?

Is it xer? Is it xim? Tune in to find out!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (Dn4Uq)

438 415. When used for VIP transport, ya run at least three armored trains. The lead train - staffed with security, the dignitary train - which departs after the first one by about 20 minutes to an hour, then the follow-on train, also staffed with security. Done right, it's a hard thing to stop.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (fA1SL)

439 Media still trying to flog this stupid Stormy porno chick story.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:36 PM (fqUgw)


Lots of guys, and probably more than a few gals, have flogged it to that stupid Stormy porno chic.

It happens.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (fiGNd)

440 so 200K marched, and half were just there for the free bus ride and food and a fun march to demonstrate over ... ummm, who cares, let's go to the big city and be activists, in with the cool kids.

They may remember a couple slogans, but learned nothing about what made America great the first time. But they might feel like part of the cult now ... sort of initiated in hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (bT8Z4)

441 We're not going to do shit about it. I've been told that so many times here that I think I believe it.



I really should get off here (it's a fuck-off day today), go
downstairs, box all my shit up, and turn it all in. Be much less
embarrassing.



Then maybe I can go slay some strawmen !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (fiGNd)


---

I know a lot won't, but I believe there will be enough that will that it will be unpleasant. Heck, outside of Chicago one dude barricading himself in his house and shooting at cops will usually make the national news if there is nothing else happening.

If it becomes a door-to-door thing it will get hot quickly, unfortunately. If it becomes a scouts-honor thing then I think it will be like that northern state where no one turned sh*t in and no LEO wants to press the issue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (JTMqu)

442 in honesty i can hardly wait until they come out with a male birth control pill, so they can take charge of their lives.
obviously the wear condom thing hasn't worked . so .

and free for them would be ok with me, think of all the babies lives you would save.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (eaoOY)

443 So he ended up going M->F alongside them.
========

Ummm, how far along did he get?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

444 >>430 Who has the penis? Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:39 PM (VkOIy)

The New Faith of Kim's Jade Ass. They have it.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)

445 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN

Insane man marries insane woman. Both self mutilated and taking chemicals to enforce their insanity.

It's incredible CNN is actually pushing for Trump to be deposed about having a one night romp with a porn star./i]

These are people so stupid and ignorant they think Clinton was impeached for having an affair. They really think that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (39g3+)

446 For some reason advertisers think that's a good sell, but it creeps me out. Then again, maybe creeping out is the purpose. Sometimes accompanied by dialogue, with each face saying one or two words.

/rant off

Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2018 12:27 PM (EzdLW)


========

The scowl is meant to intimidate you. The totalitarian's bluff to scare you into a state of submission.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (/qEW2)

447

EM-PUMPKINATE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (mPeei)

448 "The thing about trains is, they gotta have rails" -



Snake Baker, working behind Jap lines and blowing rails at Luzon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (5IJky)

Undermine the rails, plant a big bomb, and blow up the locomotive. That armored train just became a stringy fortress, with limited supplies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (Dbv1R)

449 The whole thing sounds like a game show in a not-too-distant future Idiocracy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:41 PM (Dn4Uq)


*beep*

Future TV sucks. Let It Burn.

*beep*

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm - back from 2037 in his time-travelling wheelchair at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (fiGNd)

450 The only difference between nazis and communists is that communism is global and desires the state own the means of production. Nazis are good with the state just controlling the means of production and are more "nationalistic" than global. Both are tyrannical, anti-civil rights, anti-due process, oppressive, "shut up or we kill you," police-state thugs.


They have to be or it doesn't work at all, although both are doomed to failure because the state controlling or owning the means of production is a recipe for disaster/famine/death.


Both are fine with killing millions to control the population and enrich themselves.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (CAKgV)

451 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...


---

So a man married a woman? STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (JTMqu)

452 Christopher i imagine they believe that is a match made just for them. neither wanted to be who they are, so both 'get that'

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (eaoOY)

453 Latest absurd freak out is over #census2020
citizenship question. In every nation citizenship matters, so shouldn't
we know how many we have? And districts apportioned based on # of people
not here legally dilutes the political representation of citizens
legal residents.



--Marco Rubio



Little Marco is borrowing his wife's nuts for the day.



Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 12:37 PM (r9UYA)

--------------------------------------------------So does Rubio also want the census to question non-citizens about the legality of their residence?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (5NMZN)

454 443 Ummm, how far along did he get?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

He didn't cut it off, if that's what you're asking. He was on the hormones, though.

I actually stopped talking to him when he decided to do all of that crap, and only know of this through other people's social media.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:45 PM (WDCYi)

455 I couldn't live in Houston. I could absolutely live outside of Houston.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (fiGNd)

I've got a sign hanging in my dry bar that says "Life's too short to live in Houston". I live west of Houston, and that's still too close.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2018 12:45 PM (MX7xj)

456
It's the organizers it who care about the issue and want guns banned. They are the dangerous ones and they are talented, organization of that scale takes a lot.


Then we ought to know their names right?

We *ought* to figure out the leadership for all the reasons that's necessary.

Posted by: GMan at March 28, 2018 12:45 PM (sxq57)

457 re census, i guess they are not liking the new Obama control of census from the whitehouse?

they Never think ahead. Ever.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (eaoOY)

458 >>450 The only difference between nazis and communists is that communism is global and desires the state own the means of production. Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM (CAKgV)

Also, Hugo Boss.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)

459 442 in honesty i can hardly wait until they come out with a male birth control pill, so they can take charge of their lives.
obviously the wear condom thing hasn't worked . so .

and free for them would be ok with me, think of all the babies lives you would save.
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:42 PM (eaoOY)

Apparently women are too incompetent to make proper use of the 20-30 some odd different types of contraception available to them so now it's up to the menfolk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

460 I've got a sign hanging in my dry bar that says "Life's too short to live in Houston". I live west of Houston, and that's still too close.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2018 12:45 PM (MX7xj)


I should have met up with some Morons when I was down there. I had the time.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (fiGNd)

461 The scowl is meant to intimidate you. The totalitarian's bluff to scare you into a state of submission.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (/qEW2)

My scots-irish anti-authoritarian oppositional nature doesn't respond well to intimidation tactics. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (CAKgV)

462 "Who has the penis? "

'You might be Pentecostal
but evrybody' s got an arsehole'
-- meet the feebles

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (AwkNw)

463 ARMY CAPTAIN WHO USED TO BE MAN MARRIES ACTOR WHO USED TO BE WOMAN...


---

So a man married a woman? STOP THE PRESSES!!!


Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed,
but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:44 PM
(JTMqu)

-----------------------------------------Re. the presses...
Will they be able to reproduce?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (5NMZN)

464 re census, i guess they are not liking the new Obama control of census from the whitehouse?

they Never think ahead. Ever.

--------------

On this, I'm sort of glad Obama took control - because the President is always the one in control.

Posted by: Punnet Square at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (VkOIy)

465 Illegal Alien Who Laughed In Court After Killing Two Cops Receives Death Penalty

"I will break out soon and I will kill more, kill whoever gets in front of me ... There's no need for a f------ trial."

--Luis Bracamontes, Mexico's best and brightest

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (iv0p7)

466 427 416 Well, between them they've got a traditional marriage. Unless one of them is a lesbian, in which case who the hell knows what they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

I used to know a guy whose GF decided to become a F->M Tranny. So he ended up going M->F alongside them.

And promptly gave up on the sex change and grew his mustache back after they broke up.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:40 PM (WDCYi)

Now that's love. Or desperation. Hard to tell.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

467 461 The scowl is meant to intimidate you. The totalitarian's bluff to scare you into a state of submission.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (/qEW2)

He doesn't look intimidating, just bitchy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

468 Pablo Picasso was never called an arsehole.
Not in New York.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (Dn4Uq)

469 The scowl face / resting bitch face crept into advertising years ago. Anybody notice that?

I am tired of how every couple in a commercial is either mixed-race or has a child of a different ethnicity than the parents.

I am tired of every group in a commercial must be at least one white, one black, one woman and one Asian.

I am tired of soiboi husbands married to whip-smart bitches who emasculate their husbands while texting dirty to Paolo.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)

470 10
Love that nazi photo.

Posted by: HH at March 28, 2018 11:16 AM (mIJBI)

He is the littlest Nazi.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (8iiMU)

471 insomniac apparently they are, as are the men that have been told to wear condoms.

so. I suggest this new bcontrol will be proof in da pudding (as they say)

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (eaoOY)

472 My scots-irish anti-authoritarian oppositional nature doesn't respond well to intimidation tactics. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM (CAKgV)


You should learn to appreciate authority more. Like me.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (fiGNd)

473 I should have met up with some Morons when I was down there. I had the time.

------------

Let us know when you come back.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (VkOIy)

474 From the sidebar - It's usually not a good idea to click on Huffpo, but that Sean Penn novel? Oh boy.

"She begins to writhe, cackle, and cough out her laughter uncontrollably. Her eyes watering, she nearly poos. Bob spies what might be a dime-sized and expanding moisture blossom from her rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)

475 pulls out number 2 argument.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (eaoOY)

476 475 pulls out number 2 argument.
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (eaoOY)

Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

477 grr, smacks insomniac for eve lower argument.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (eaoOY)

478 The fact that the illegal immigrants don't stay in the shadows is what bugs me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

479 469
The scowl face / resting bitch face crept into advertising years ago. Anybody notice that?



I am tired of how every couple in a commercial is either mixed-race or has a child of a different ethnicity than the parents.



I am tired of every group in a commercial must be at least one white, one black, one woman and one Asian.



I am tired of soiboi husbands married to whip-smart bitches who emasculate their husbands while texting dirty to Paolo.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)

Hope, I can give you a little pick me up if you are so tired.

Rowr

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

480 I'm far to lazy to actually do my own research on this, but:

Why in holy heck should there be a "Are You a Citizen" question on a census? Shouldn't that be the one thing the Government DOES know about you?

And if THEY don't know, or have some sort of official record of who is or is not a citizen, then in what meaningful sense does "citizenship" even exist anymore?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (BRvh1)

481 good g-d, Sean Penn is a sick puppy

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (AwkNw)

482
lil' Goebbels. lol.


there is a resemblance.

Posted by: x at March 28, 2018 11:21 AM (nFwvY)








Camera Hogg's a gimp?

I mean, I haven't seen him walk so it's kind of an open question.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (XWkhW)

483 Rosebud is a sled?!?!

Not really, no.

Posted by: Marion Davies at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (kqsXK)

484 It's incredible CNN is actually pushing for Trump to be deposed about having a one night romp with a porn star.They've gone completely off the rails.
________________

Yeah, Trump having had consensual sex with a professional, middle-aged whore years before he became president is of vital national importance, but Bill Clinton, while president, getting blown under the desk in the Oval Office by a 20-year old White House intern is none of our business and we should all just shut up about it and "move on."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (fqUgw)

485 466 Now that's love. Or desperation. Hard to tell.
Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

Dude had a fetish and she enabled it for him.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (XMDuf)

486 I saw Expanding Moisture Blossom open for Radiohead, Manchester Free Trade Hall, 2009.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (Dn4Uq)

487 From the sidebar - It's usually not a good idea to click on Huffpo, but that Sean Penn novel? Oh boy.



"She begins to writhe, cackle, and cough out her laughter
uncontrollably. Her eyes watering, she nearly poos. Bob spies what might
be a dime-sized and expanding moisture blossom from her
rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)


---

Dang. Hillary is going to sue the heck out of that dude.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (JTMqu)

488 The coming trans medical backlash


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292485/

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (LiyEm)

489 477 grr, smacks insomniac for eve lower argument.
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (eaoOY)

Hey, you were the one talking shit!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

490 It's incredible CNN is actually pushing for Trump to be deposed about having a one night romp with a porn star.They've gone completely off the rails.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Just wait until their epic townhall with Comey and Anderson Pooper.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (oiNtH)

491 >>He is the littlest Nazi. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (8iiMU)

He wants to be a dentist, but he's a Nazi, and Nazis make Panzerkampfwagens.

Posted by: Zod at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

492 I live west of Houston, and that's still too close.

I hear Galveston Bay is nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (iv0p7)

493 The fact that the illegal immigrants don't stay in the shadows is what bugs me.

------------

They are the lucky ones. They get to live in the shadows. Its the rest of us who live under the bright lamps of the federal government that are persecuted.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (VkOIy)

494 good g-d, Sean Penn is a sick puppy
=====

I know! Right?

Posted by: Madonna, His Ex-Wife at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (vg8iE)

495 i have made pita type pizza but with spicy meat and and black beans, pretty goo i'll share , insomniac if you just say , ty.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (eaoOY)

496 insomniac, i was Not!

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (eaoOY)

497 rr, smacks insomniac for eve lower argument.

---

Eve's lower is arguably what got us into this mess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (JTMqu)

498 Yeah, Trump having had consensual sex with a professional, middle-aged whore years before he became president is of vital national importance, but Bill Clinton, while president, getting blown under the desk in the Oval Office by a 20-year old White House intern is none of our business and we should all just shut up about it and "move on."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (fqUgw)




Well......when you put it that way...

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (+lOpA)

499 474
From the sidebar - It's usually not a good idea to click on Huffpo, but that Sean Penn novel? Oh boy.



"She begins to writhe, cackle, and cough out her laughter
uncontrollably. Her eyes watering, she nearly poos. Bob spies what might
be a dime-sized and expanding moisture blossom from her
rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)

Sean Penn Why you Ass Piss shaming?????!!!!! You think that's funny for people with broken spincters?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (ymnmz)

500 "She begins to writhe, cackle, and cough out her
laughter uncontrollably. Her eyes watering, she nearly poos. Bob spies
what might be a dime-sized and expanding moisture blossom from her
rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)

But enough of Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (Dbv1R)

501 And what was Robin Wright thinking?

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (+lOpA)

502 ass piss?

Posted by: The Stasi at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (fuK7c)

503 396 I see the Country is going to war over the Citizenship Census question. I think this is a good thing. It needs to be settled once and for all.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 28, 2018 12:34 PM (+Dllb)

I want a couple of other questions....

1. Are you a US Citizen
2. Are you a citizen of a country besides the US.
3. What countries are you a citizen of.
4. Have you Paid Taxes to a country other than the US.
5. Have you voted in other countries elections.
6. Have you voted in US Elections.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

504 376 Gun control is never about the gun its about control. The gun control crowd wants the control over an unarmed people. A population that is armed cannot be controlled. Guns and arms are freedom. There is a strain of thought that says my feels and comfort are more important than your freedom. My guns and my families guns (no my communities guns) are not dangerous to any law abiding non-tyrants. This is America fuckyou is always an option. Crime is not a gun problem it is a people and values problem.
Posted by: USNtakim Come and take them! Asshole. at March 28, 2018 12:32 PM (0OmEj)


As I say, "What is it the Left would like to do, can't do now, but could if the American people were disarmed?"

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (xjiRE)

505 Was just talking with my brother about Catholicism and we both agreed that we figured the Pope has probably issued a statement in favor of gun control.

Can anyone confirm that guess?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (vGmlJ)

506 "her
rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."
???


Ok, I have to admit I found that funny.....


I know, that says more about me than the author.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (jjaLl)

507 2.9

Posted by: redenzo at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (14qvS)

508 Hogg's mother, Rebecca Boldrick reportedly has never worked for or been associated with CNN. When in Atlanta, their family took a tour of CNN as little Davey is an aspiring journalist.

She loves Planned Parenthood and hates Trump.

So, no influence at all on little Hogg.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (oiNtH)

509 501 And what was Robin Wright thinking?

The H'wood chatter is that she does a lot of drugs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (Dn4Uq)

510 I'm old enough to remember when the TV had PSAs reminding foreigners that they had to register annually.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (yQpMk)

511 RE: Roseanne: sure they let Roseanne be MAGA, but the writers thrust every progressive ideal on the family, in retaliation for allowing her more conservative message. I agree with another Moron, in that they did a good job of Dan and Rosanne swatting their message down. What real family would have all these issues, all at once: bi-racetial marriage, gay grandkid, surrogate Mom, single parent? Really? I will watch to see where this goes.

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (0MdOJ)

512 And willow was grossed out about my Edible Concern Panty comment.

Wow. Talk about pot calling the kettle.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (fiGNd)

513 Her eyes watering, she nearly poos.

New game!

Was this written by a fourth grader or Sean Penn?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (iv0p7)

514 The Hoggster is my prom date!

Posted by: Miss Piggie at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (nWc4E)

515 From the sidebar - It's usually not a good idea to click on Huffpo, but that Sean Penn novel? Oh boy.

So now he's writing books no one will buy?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (O5Q3r)

516 Don Q. whoah what was old/normal is new again!

srsly that's the type of questions i see on old census forms re heredity .dot.com

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (eaoOY)

517 Rosebud definitely was the sled, which was played by Mickey Rooney. He owned that role. Hence, no remake.

Posted by: James Madison's Simple Valet at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (tBswe)

518 Whoa Fat gots a fleet of armoured trains. Makes me a little envious, I'll admit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)



How's he doing on armored tracks? Seems like it wouldn't take much to make it so those armored trains can't go anywhere.....

Posted by: NC Ref at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (pAx+1)

519
As I say, "What is it the Left would like to do, can't do now, but could if the American people were disarmed?"

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (xjiRE)


Take all the deplorables camping!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

520 ass piss?


Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

521 Trains are easy to attack. L'il Kim can't afford a Kim Force One plane?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (Dn4Uq)

522 (well except the voting in elections bit)

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (eaoOY)

523 The fact that the illegal immigrants don't stay in the shadows is what bugs me.


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Same here. I'd probably be fairly okay with fewer than a million guys sneaking across the border to pick lettuce and be terrified of being found and deported at any given moment, so long as half of them were found and deported during any given five year time.

Open fraud, forming social clubs at schools, getting invited to sit in State of the Union addresses, holding political office, and celebrating having an entire illegal alien family that costs taxpayers $100K+ each year is a major problem, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (JTMqu)

524 What real family would have all these issues, all at once: bi-racetial marriage, gay grandkid, surrogate Mom, single parent? Really? I will watch to see where this goes.

------------

I thought the Nasty Woman shirt was nice.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (VkOIy)

525 You can't be a woman without cramps, after birth pains, menstruation mess, and lousy upper body strength. Plus all the delightful little problems that come along with that. Anything else is just you playing pretend.



My husband came home early to find the door bolted instead of just the knob locked. Why, he asked. Because I'm a woman alone in the house, dude. The 14 year old can pick me up. While armed, I'm not carrying IN THE HOUSE. Once the boy gets home, I'm less cautious.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (CAKgV)

526 >>>Posted by: Hope Solo at March 28, 2018 12:47 PM (kqsXK)


Does TV cause you more suffering than any pleasure you get out of it?

If the answer is yes, there is a rather obvious solution to your woes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (/qEW2)

527 511 What real family would have all these issues, all at once: bi-racetial marriage, gay grandkid, surrogate Mom, single parent? Really? I will watch to see where this goes.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (0MdOJ)

My family has all of those except Surrogate Mom.

I wish I was bullshitting you.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (XMDuf)

528 495.
Why you ruin burek?

REMOVE BLACK BEAN

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (fA1SL)

529
Apparently women are too incompetent to make proper use of the 20-30 some odd different types of contraception available to them so now it's up to the menfolk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 28, 2018 12:46 PM


Women can do everything men can do!!!

But since men don't do that, they can't.

* scratches head in bewilderment *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (LOgQ4)

530 ass piss?


Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

that sounds unpleasant.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (eaoOY)

531 517
Rosebud definitely was the sled, which was played by Mickey Rooney. He owned that role. Hence, no remake.

Posted by: James Madison's Simple Valet at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (tBswe)


Let's not get into the who played Rosebud debate again!

Posted by: James Coburn at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (ymnmz)

532 rom the sidebar - It's usually not a good idea to click on Huffpo, but that Sean Penn novel? Oh boy.



"She begins to writhe, cackle, and cough out her laughter
uncontrollably. Her eyes watering, she nearly poos. Bob spies what might
be a dime-sized and expanding moisture blossom from her
rear-end-center, signifying perhaps some minimal ass-piss."

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)


---

Dang. Hillary is going to sue the heck out of that dude.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (JTMqu)


That dickweed being on Cold Bear's show must have made Vanderbilt Poofter talking to a washed up porn girl seem like high art.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (y7DUB)

533 Rosebud definitely was the sled, which was played by Mickey Rooney. He owned that role. Hence, no remake.

Acting is a collaborative venture. Rooney could not have played Rosebud without Brian Dennehy's stalwart work as the fireplace.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)

534 [iSean Penn Why you Ass Piss shaming?????!!!!! You think that's funny for people with broken spincters?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (ymnmz)


How is this not a Shep Smith nic? Also, nice hash.

I never get a nice hash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (yQpMk)

535 so now it's up to the menfolk.

--------------

History of the world.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (VkOIy)

536 Palp, it's Greaaaat. try it!

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (eaoOY)

537 As I say, "What is it the Left would like to do, can't do now, but could if the American people were disarmed?"

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (xjiRE)

Take all the deplorables camping!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (pNxlR)


Hell ... euthenasia, forced sterilization, infanticide, reperations, forced servitude, removal of children from the home ... the list is endless.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (fiGNd)

538 Trains are easy to attack. L'il Kim can't afford a Kim Force One plane?





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:54 PM (Dn4Uq)


Fear of being shot down, they say.... except, of course, can't tracks be sabotaged? Weird.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (jjaLl)

539 I saw a clip of Penn hawking his book on one of the late night shows. He admitted that he was on Ambien (probably something else) and continually smoked during the interview. He looked high AF and has aged beyond his years.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (oiNtH)

540 poor menfolk. taking control of their own destiny,like wearing the condom or taking the pill.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (eaoOY)

541
Yeah, Trump having had consensual sex with a professional, middle-aged whore years before he became president is of vital national importance, but Bill Clinton, while president, getting blown under the desk in the Oval Office by a 20-year old White House intern is none of our business and we should all just shut up about it and "move on."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 12:49 PM (fqUgw)



They're trying to turn this into the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinski story so they can use the old republican playbook to undermine Trump.That's how completely out of ideas they are.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 12:57 PM (lKyWE)

542 What real family would have all these issues, all at
once: bi-racetial marriage, gay grandkid, surrogate Mom, single
parent? Really? I will watch to see where this goes.



Posted by: Shipoopi at March 28, 2018 12:53 PM (0MdOJ)


---

I'd bet other than the single parent each of those is something that happens to 2% of the population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 12:57 PM (JTMqu)

543 Bottom is dropping out of Tesla.
Amazon and Facebook as well.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 12:57 PM (r9UYA)

544 Can anyone confirm that guess?Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 12:52 PM (vGmlJ)
Benedict is the pope. I don't recognize the fake one.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (CAKgV)

545 534
[iSean Penn Why you Ass Piss shaming?????!!!!! You think that's funny for people with broken spincters?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:51 PM (ymnmz)





How is this not a Shep Smith nic? Also, nice hash.



I never get a nice hash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:55 PM (yQpMk)


OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?

Posted by: James Coburn at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

546 That's a sock

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

547 America (and Americanism) is unique from most nationalism, since we state in founding documents that the individual stands before God first, and individual liberty is sacrosanct. So naturally the right to self defense goes with that, and speech and religion. (at least religion that doesn't demand worship/submission of others, by force)

But afaik all other nations "own" their people, whether king or religious leader or military commander. The concept of liberty is foreign to most, especially the non-Western world.

But America is infiltrated on many levels, socialist to a large degree, so now we must confront the enemies.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (bT8Z4)

548 Benedict is the pope. I don't recognize the fake one.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (CAKgV)


It's easy ... he's the old guy with the big fuckin' hat.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (fiGNd)

549 poor menfolk. taking control of their own destiny,like wearing the condom or taking the pill.

Sadly, we also have feet to walk away. Life is unfair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)

550 The coming trans medical backlash

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292485/

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 12:50 PM (LiyEm)

I have a cousin who's going from female to "male". She has a whole host of medical issues, including blood clots that I swear are a direct result of the hormones. She's only in her early 30's.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (MX7xj)

551 I'm currently reading Stephen Ambrose's "Crazy Horse and Custer" and man, those wagon trains were sitting ducks for attacks and they weren't even confined to tracks.

The Injuns pretty much just easily attacked them at will, usually to steal horses and provisions rather than scalpin'.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (Dn4Uq)

552 "I tried a whore once but I did not penetrate."

- William Jefferson Trumpf


Posted by: RioBravo at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (5NMZN)

553

meh, no Ace, yet

back to work for me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (fceHP)

554 OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?


That thing at the end of your sig line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)

555 Benedict is the pope. I don't recognize the fake one.
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (CAKgV)


.....

Sounds like good judgement.

With that said, has the present Pope issued a decree?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (vGmlJ)

556 >>I have a cousin who's going from female to "male". She has a whole host of medical issues, including blood clots that I swear are a direct result of the hormones. She's only in her early 30's.



Depression, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

557 OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?
Posted by: James Coburn at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

Here, have some. I got plenty:

#####

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (Dn4Uq)

558 Grump, it is, sex is amazing, but i absolutely believe in equal responsibility. or No whining at result.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (eaoOY)

559
I saw a clip of Penn hawking his book on one of the late night shows. He admitted that he was on Ambien (probably something else) and continually smoked during the interview. He looked high AF and has aged beyond his years.

Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (oiNtH)






He's a notoriously humorless shit. During his Inside The Actors Studio interview, he rather famously rejected the idea that movies are entertainment "If you want entertainment, buy a hooker and an 8-ball." And he was being TOTALLY serious.

That's a comment that could only come from a long-time druggie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (XWkhW)

560 I don't doubt that many families have these issues, but within the same family (not including
extended relatives), kind of unbelievable. Oh, and I forgot the wacky, progressive life coach...yeah, that one I can believe, especially if you have a millennial in the mix.

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (0MdOJ)

561 554
OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?





That thing at the end of your sig line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)

You can tell a good one from a bad one?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)

562 all the proceeds from my best selling ass squirting book will be donated to the Venezuelan food bank

Posted by: Sean Penn at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (nWc4E)

563 He admitted that he was on Ambien

Ok, assuming he's not lying (he is), why would you take Ambien before going out? Why would you take it before going on TV and trying to get people to buy your book?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (iv0p7)

564 OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?

-------------

Hashes are the new weapons of war according to the left. He / She / Xi / Them who has the most hashes will change the world.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (VkOIy)

565 Only thing about Sean Penn that is of any interest is that he banged a hot Madonna, Robin Wright and Charlize Theron.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (r7qNw)

566 Grump, it is, sex is amazing, but i absolutely believe in equal responsibility. or No whining at result.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (eaoOY)


I view sex as more of a race. First one to get to the end wins !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (fiGNd)

567 You can tell a good one from a bad one?


It's my gift, it's my curse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

568 Asked the oldest why a man would want to have sex with a porn star.


Hubby said it would be like playing catch with an MLB star. Unprompted by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from Tom Brady. I think they're both idiots, but they suggested my womanhood prevented me from understanding. I'll ask middle son same question, youngest is too young.


So far sports analogies: Baseball 1, Football 1. *eyeroll*

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (CAKgV)

569 sausage hash > roast beef hash > corned beef hash

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (Dn4Uq)

570 poor menfolk. taking control of their own destiny,like wearing the condom or taking the pill.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM


You see the latest iteration of a birth control pill for men? It lowers their testosterone level so low that they'd need Viagra to perform.

Soy boys popping Viagra by the handful. The future of humanity. A boot with 'Pfizer' stamped on it pressing down on a male face. Forever.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (LOgQ4)

571 james- (ymnmz) - that is Your hash

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (eaoOY)

572 Only thing about Sean Penn that is of any interest is that he banged a hot Madonna, Robin Wright and Charlize Theron.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (r7qNw)

That says more about them then him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (SjImc)

573 Depression, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

I'm honestly not sure if she suffers from depression, but I know I'd be real unhappy.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (MX7xj)

574 especially if you have a millennial in the mix.

-----------------------------------


Methuselah?

Posted by: RioBravo at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (5NMZN)

575 Hash browns smothered and scattered > sausage hash > roast beef hash > corned beef hash

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (yQpMk)

576 That's a sock

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)


If the sock's question was serious, your hash is ymnmz.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (fuK7c)

577 567
You can tell a good one from a bad one?





It's my gift, it's my curse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (yQpMk)


LOL
When I die, I will have total enlightenment and a really nice hash. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

578 Forgot, well hopefully it improves. we women have had to deal with shit hormone bcontrol pill forever.

which might be why we're a mess.

jus sayin

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (eaoOY)

579 ymnmz

You May Not Mate Zebras

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (Dn4Uq)

580 poor menfolk. taking control of their own destiny,like wearing the condom or taking the pill.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 12:56 PM (eaoOY)


---

If a man gets the chance to wear a condom it's not because he's in control of his destiny.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (JTMqu)

581 I view sex as more of a race. First one to get to the end wins !!!Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (fiGNd)


I think I've experienced this philosophy...

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (CAKgV)

582
OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?

A dish consisting of diced or chopped meat,potatoes and spices

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (lKyWE)

583 Fuck-7c isn't bad either.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (yQpMk)

584 >>You see the latest iteration of a birth control pill for men? It lowers their testosterone level so low that they'd need Viagra to perform.


I thought testosterone levels in young men were already historically, alarmingly low.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

585 Vegan protesters were shocked when a Toronto chef responded to their protest by carving up an animal in front of them

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/292430/

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (LiyEm)

586 Hash browns smothered and scattered > sausage hash > roast beef hash > corned beef hash

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (yQpMk)


Listen to this Grumpy fellow. He knows things.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (fiGNd)

587

EM-MOISTURE BLOSSOM FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (mPeei)

588 there is always clip-clip.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (eaoOY)

589 So now he's writing books no one will buy?

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (kqsXK)

590 Where is the Mighty AZGON ?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

591 The coming trans medical backlash

-
Mentally ill people allowed to bring their mental illness to full flower live to regret it? Who'd athunk it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

592 OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?
~~~~
That thing at the end of your sig line.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)
~~~~~

Some of us have hashes that sound like deodorants.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (HiDrR)

593 Benedict is the pope. I don't recognize the fake one.
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (CAKgV)


Sedevacantism. Ask for it by name.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (EkVml)

594 586 Hash browns smothered and scattered > sausage hash > roast beef hash > corned beef hash

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (yQpMk)

Listen to this Grumpy fellow. He knows things.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (fiGNd)

My father makes a hash with deer sausage.

Pretty damn good.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (XMDuf)

595 Asked the oldest why a man would want to have sex with a porn star.

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Dagny, I don't know if you saw my late response yesterday, but "sex" was bolded as the hint.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (JTMqu)

596 Some of us have hashes that sound like deodorants.


Or a softdrink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

597 593.

SSPV

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

598 Pro-tip: As one completes the act, "I win!" is not an appropriate exclamation.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (7ZVPa)

599 Lizzy, i have wondered where that comes from.
i know we have possibilities, but there should be a
conclusive answer so it can be properly addressed.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (eaoOY)

600 My hash sucks. fiGNd.

It's the zenith of suck. The apex. The nadir.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (fiGNd)

601 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2018 01:02 PM (SjImc)

Most definitely. They are no less an idiot then he is but they are good to look at. ( actually I don't know enough to know if Robin Wright is a similar idiot)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (r7qNw)

602 My hash looks like one of those chess move abbreviations but from 3-D chess. On Mars.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (Dn4Uq)

603 We know why Tiger Woods took Ambien, but why would Penn for a book interview unless it quells his anxiety?

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (CAKgV)

604 The coming trans medical backlash



-

Mentally ill people allowed to bring their mental illness to full flower live to regret it? Who'd athunk it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)


---

I would write "fapfapfapfap" but I'm afraid it would be misunderstood.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (JTMqu)

605 505 Was just talking with my brother about Catholicism and we both agreed that we figured the Pope has probably issued a statement in favor of gun control.

Can anyone confirm that guess?
___________________

Commie Frank made a speech the other day urging the young people to keep protesting guns. He said, among other things, "Dear Young People, you have it in you to shout," and urged them not to let themselves be silenced by anyone.

It's no real secret that he supports the effort to disarm Americans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (fqUgw)

606 Mateen went to the Disney Shopping Village that day, but looked over his shoulder and saw armed cops. So he went to the unarmed gay nightclub instead.

His wife is guilty as hell--as is the Dad. It was the family business.

As usual, the FBI was right there, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (Ndje9)

607 568 Asked the oldest why a man would want to have sex with a porn star.


Hubby said it would be like playing catch with an MLB star. Unprompted by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from Tom Brady. I think they're both idiots, but they suggested my womanhood prevented me from understanding. I'll ask middle son same question, youngest is too young.


So far sports analogies: Baseball 1, Football 1. *eyeroll*

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (CAKgV)

Like getting a puck to the groin from a Bobby Orr slapshot.

Posted by: josephistan at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

608 I miss corned beef hash most in my starch-free world.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (CAKgV)

609 Forgot, well hopefully it improves. we women have had to deal with shit hormone bcontrol pill forever.

which might be why we're a mess.

jus sayin

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM


Yeah, I hear ya. Two kids and it was off to Dr V for me. People see my wife and think she's twenty years younger then her actual age. Why? No horse piss in her system for twenty plus years.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (LOgQ4)

610
Hubby said it would be like playing catch with an MLB star. Unprompted
by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from
Tom Brady.Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (CAKgV)


sorry to tell you, but they're spot on.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (jjaLl)

611 Best hash I've ever seen here was 'fpn8r'.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (EkVml)

612 592
OK I'm dumb. What's a hash?

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That thing at the end of your sig line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)

~~~~~



Some of us have hashes that sound like deodorants.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (HiDrR)


Does Ace give everyone their own hash? Like a nic-name or something, Cause he doesn't really know me that well and i think my hash should be BKwhopper or something.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (ymnmz)

613 I don't buy for one second that Mateen didn't target gays.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (CAKgV)

614 Unprompted by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from Tom Brady.

or catching an STD from Tom Brady.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

615 It's the zenith of suck. The apex. The nadir.


Two of those words mean the same thing, the other is the opposite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (fuK7c)

616 I view sex as more of a race. First one to get to the end wins !!!Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (fiGNd)


I think I've experienced this philosophy...
Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (CAKgV)


ugh right?

what about enjoying the experience!?

scogg , tsk.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (eaoOY)

617 >My hash sucks. fiGNd.

It's the zenith of suck. The apex. The nadir.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (fiGNd)

Your hash has "fig" in it. It wins.

Posted by: G. Gnome, who has many sentimental reasons to love figs at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (al6UK)

618 Afternoon all. Late start to my day. On vacation until Monday.

Have seen sll those pics above on my Fb feed.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (mKjKi)

619 I miss corned beef hash most in my starch-free world.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (CAKgV)


Authority says "No Starch For You !!!".

Now go fry up some potatoes and show 'em who's boss.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (fiGNd)

620 The scowl is meant to intimidate you. The totalitarian's bluff to scare you into a state of submission.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 28, 2018 12:43 PM (/qEW2)


It works better when the scowler isn't a limp-wristed soyboy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

621 That's a comment that could only come from a long-time druggie.

Spicoli is still his best performance.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (O5Q3r)

622 The coming trans medical backlash



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Mentally ill people allowed to bring their mental illness to full flower live to regret it? Who'd athunk it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)


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BTW, it's hilarious to watch them twist themselves in knots explaining how men cutting stuff off because "woman" = healthy, but women with eating disorders because they view themselves as fat = sick.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (JTMqu)

623 Christopher i imagine they believe that is a match made just for them. neither wanted to be who they are, so both 'get that'

Its like two junkies getting married: they can feed each other's sickness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)

624 Does Ace give everyone their own hash?


It's a Pixy 0.7alpha thing. I remember a pre-hash world when you could sock without fear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

625 Bottom is dropping out of Tesla.
Amazon and Facebook as well.


Amazon is dropping fast, but its one year trend is still looking good. Tesla is taking an enormous dump and long term trends are looking graveyard grim.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (iv0p7)

626 Forget, you'd think by now there would be better solutions.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (eaoOY)

627 Unprompted by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from Tom Brady.

or catching an STD from Tom Brady.

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More like Jay Cutler ... overrated, needed a lot of camera angles to look good, and if he ever really had a prime, now he's used and washed up.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (VkOIy)

628 595 Asked the oldest why a man would want to have sex with a porn star.
_________________

Maybe he wanted to learn some new techniques from her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (fqUgw)

629 I miss corned beef hash most in my starch-free world.


Oh, even in my most strict Atkins phases there is room for home made corned beef hash.

Why else live?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (fuK7c)

630 600
My hash sucks. fiGNd.



It's the zenith of suck. The apex. The nadir.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (fiGNd)


What you do with ginger root is of your own concern.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

631 Christopher, i do imagine it is just like that.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (eaoOY)

632 I thought testosterone levels in young men were already historically, alarmingly low.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM


Yes they are, from what I've read. So apparently you pop this pill and it drops T-levels to those before puberty. So long, swimmers!

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)

633 Two of those words mean the same thing, the other is the opposite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (fuK7c)


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That's the penultimate comment on the subject!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (JTMqu)

634 Some of us have hashes that sound like deodorants.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 01:05 PM (HiDrR)


Hi, Dr R!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (39g3+)

635 just used corn beef without the potato stuff. yummm.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (eaoOY)

636 543 Bottom is dropping out of Tesla.
Amazon and Facebook as well.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 12:57 PM (r9UYA)

Tesla: Can't produce their "affordable" model.

Facebook: Trump "scandal" (about exactly what they voluntarily did for Obama).

Amazon: Churn.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

637 My ISP (CenturyLink) assigns me a new IP address every week. Plus, I'm running a VPN so my hash is changes constantly It's like the wind, baby.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (EkVml)

638 633. Antepenultimate, ftw.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL)

639 In Italian, there's a one-letter difference in the words for "fig" and "vagina." I once heard a hilarious story about an American woman with middling Italian, in a restaurant in Italy asking the waiter if the vaginas were fresh and ripe.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (Dn4Uq)

640 scrambles are better than hash

Posted by: ymnmz at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

641 Finally the NFL recognizes its duty to social justice.

Great news: NFL pens a $90M "social justice" deal, solving nothing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

642 Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:01 PM (CAKgV)

I think the assumption is that someone who has sex professionally would be very good at it (even though sex in porn is pretty far removed from the real thing).


There's also the assumption that she probably likes sex (if she didn't, why would she be in that business?), and so such an encounter would be more fun because she's experienced and knows what guys like.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (mk7Bj)

643 Two of those words mean the same thing, the other is the opposite.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (fuK7c)


Look ... I'm a work in progress. I've only recently mastered the Imaginary Tic Tac Toe Board as it applies to Visual Composition. You want good grammar now as well ?

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (fiGNd)

644
Unprompted by sports analogy the oldest said it would be like catching a pass from Tom Brady.

That young man is wise beyond his years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (lKyWE)

645 -d

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (eaoOY)

646 632 Yes they are, from what I've read. So apparently you pop this pill and it drops T-levels to those before puberty. So long, swimmers!

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)

In other words, it actually exists to keep boys from going into puberty, in case they want an easier time passing as Trans.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 01:11 PM (XMDuf)

647 Forget, you'd think by now there would be better solutions.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM


Vasectomy is not a bad solution. Men just have to avoid the very first orgasm after having the procedure done.

Take my word for that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)

648 Women like giving directions about everything except sex.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (r7qNw)

649 Tesla: Can't produce their "affordable" model.


Yep. First look teardowns on the "affordable" model showed some brilliant design, but terrible fit and finish, and their projections RE production were WAY high.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (iv0p7)

650 I am convinced that rank-and-file participation is fueled by:

1. Day off from school
2. Social outing
3. Virtue signalling ticket punching
4. Infusion of 60's peace protest nostalgia by teachers
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 28, 2018 12:17 PM (di1hb)


And

5. Regret at missing civil rights/ anti-Vietnam War demonstrations, and yearning to create their own mythology.

Berkeley used to have a lot of this; people would show up from Kansas in the mid to late 70s and realize that they'd missed the party, but that didn't stop from wishing and hoping for a revival so they could get in on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (YqDXo)

651 Every time I see the hash fiGNd I think to myself that the fig plant needs dick!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (nWc4E)

652 Commie Frank made a speech the other day urging the
young people to keep protesting guns. He said, among other things,
"Dear Young People, you have it in you to shout," and urged them not to
let themselves be silenced by anyone.



It's no real secret that he supports the effort to disarm Americans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2018 01:06 PM (fqUgw)

When I was at the vatican last week me and my brother were standing out side. My brother made a comment how epic it was. I said its only missing one thing, black smoke coming out the stove pipe. He agreed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (aMlLZ)

653 Great news: NFL pens a $90M "social justice" deal, solving nothing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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It does, however establish precedence for reparations.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (7ZVPa)

654 Amazon is dropping fast, but its one year trend is
still looking good. Tesla is taking an enormous dump and long term
trends are looking graveyard grim.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (iv0p7)


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Tesla's problem was pretending to be anything more than a rich person's toy. I'm sure they had to in order to get all those billions from the government, but if they'd pretended they were like Ferrari and only selling a few thousand each year with long, long waiting lists creating demand, then they'd be a viable car manufacturer. As it is, people like me who buy appliance-type cars like Accords and Camry-s actually expect them to manufacture appliance-type cars, and I don't think they'll be able to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (JTMqu)

655 What they need to invent is a testicle valve that you can turn off and on at need.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

656 i would imagine a prostitute is adept at getting men/women to the finish line fast, as time is money.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (eaoOY)

657 Tesla is taking an enormous dump and long term trends are looking graveyard grim.

I suspect the Trump administration is much less inclined to throw money into Elon Musk's pockets than the Obama administration. Investors probably sense that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

658 Hi, Dr R!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:10 PM
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That's better!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (HiDrR)

659 650 5. Regret at missing civil rights/ anti-Vietnam War demonstrations, and yearning to create their own mythology.

Berkeley used to have a lot of this; people would show up from Kansas in the mid to late 70s and realize that they'd missed the party, but that didn't stop from wishing and hoping for a revival so they could get in on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (YqDXo)


Hence : "Recreate '68".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (XMDuf)

660 652. Cardinal Sarah waits. He waits.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (fA1SL)

661 grump and something to protect from carrying receiving stds.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (eaoOY)

662 Why else live?Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:09 PM (fuK7c)

Truly the core of a well developed ontology. I don't know that I know.


Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (CAKgV)

663 "Sedevacantism. Ask for it by name."

Actually there are several brands of sedevacantism (the belief that the see of Peter is vacant, i.e., there is no validly elected pope currently in office). There are some sedevacantists who believe there hasn't been a "real" pope elected since the death of Pius XII in 1958, meaning John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul I and II, AND Benedict, as well as Francis, were all pretenders and Vatican II doesn't count. There are still other sedevacantists who have attempted to elect a "real" pope of their own; among them was an American priest, Fr. Lucian Pulvermacher, who was elected Pope Pius XIII of the True Catholic Church in 1998.

Posted by: Secret Square at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (+HoK2)

664 Take my word for that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)


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Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (JTMqu)

665 I once heard a hilarious story about an American woman with middling Italian, in a restaurant in Italy asking the waiter if the vaginas were fresh and ripe.

A fun one in Spanish is "pregnant" sounds like it should be a cognate for "embarrassed". So a common mistake for newbies is to try to say, "He made me embarrassed." and instead say, "He made me pregnant."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (iv0p7)

666 Viagara's sales are sagging so bad, they're going to erect them back up by selling OTC in Europe to overcome the soft market in the USA.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (Dn4Uq)

667 Joe Biden Says He Does Not Want to Fight Donald Trump now.

Too bad, I wanted to see the Golden Scalp Weasel pound his face to a bloody goo.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (r9UYA)

668 LOL
When I die, I will have total enlightenment and a really nice hash. So I got that going for me.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

"Which is nice."

https://youtu.be/X48G7Y0VWW4

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (8iiMU)

669 i would imagine a prostitute is adept at getting men/women to the finish line fast, as time is money.

My girls are on a shot clock!

Posted by: Tyrone the Pimp at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

670 I don't buy for one second that Mateen didn't target gays. Posted by: dagny

I think so, too. In fact, he was probably trying to kill his gay self at Daddy's urging. But Disney would also be a prize.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (Ndje9)

671 Just for kicks, I'm angling on the Damien Thorn number.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (CClpm)

672 In a study some years back wasn't the NFL the sport with the most politically conservative fanbase?

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (LiyEm)

673 657
Tesla is taking an enormous dump and long term trends are looking graveyard grim.



I suspect the Trump administration is much less inclined to throw
money into Elon Musk's pockets than the Obama administration. Investors
probably sense that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

Wait, you mean soon there will be no telsa support team to fly out and fix your car when it breaks?
Too bad, better call an electrician.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

674 Look, Honey. It's in the no-evil position.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (yQpMk)

675 And, of course, I miss.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (CClpm)

676 648 Women like giving directions about everything except sex.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (r7qNw)


Not true, which is why kissing was invented.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (CAKgV)

677 Aspic asspiss. Say it 3x fast.

Posted by: Shep's beads at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (ZUbsK)

678 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

Finally the prediction I've been making for 5 years IS COMING TRUE

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (wwd4n)

679 Best hash I've ever seen here was 'fpn8r'.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 01:07 PM (EkVml)


Best hash I ever saw here was 'EZGAY.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (kqsXK)

680 548 Benedict is the pope. I don't recognize the fake one.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 12:58 PM (CAKgV)

It's easy ... he's the old guy with the big fuckin' hat.
Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 12:59 PM (fiGNd)

This is the kind of trenchant analysis I come here for.

Posted by: joncelli, furiously crossing the streams at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

681 Best hash I've ever seen here was 'fpn8r'.

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Holy cow that's great. VPN here I come!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (JTMqu)

682 In a study some years back wasn't the NFL the sport with the most politically conservative fanbase?

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Says more about Nascar than football.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (VkOIy)

683 forget, my x had one. he wanted me to have an abortion 3rd child, i said nope,we can quit sex, or if you want to end the cycle, you do what you have to do.

(did bcontrol for a few years, talk about problems)

cancer etc.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (eaoOY)

684
652. Cardinal Sarah waits. He waits.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (fA1SL)


The pope actually came to the window and gave a blessing to the crowd. My father was translating what he was saying. At the end he said something about praying for him. I was like, yeah I'm praying all right, but you won't like the prayers. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (aMlLZ)

685 Joe Biden Says He Does Not Want to Fight Donald Trump now.

A grateful nation exhales.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (CClpm)

686 Ya gotta wonder if the DJI is tanking because the tech stocks are tanking because of Facebook and Uber incidents.

Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (vDqXW)

687 648 Women like giving directions about everything except sex.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (r7qNw)


Not true, which is why kissing was invented.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (CAKgV)


My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (fiGNd)

688 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (CClpm)
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May you live in stupid times.

Posted by: Old Chinese Curser at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (vDqXW)

689 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (CClpm)

Better than the alternative...I think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (SjImc)

690 Joe Biden Says He Does Not Want to Fight Donald Trump now.


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So a bully, then.

Yay Joe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (JTMqu)

691 Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (vDqXW)

I bought the dip on FB in my Robinhood mad money account when the scandal first broke, thinking I'd flip them on the bounce.

I'm regretting it.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (wwd4n)

692 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

"Which is nice."

https://youtu.be/X48G7Y0VWW4



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (8iiMU)

So jelly of your hash!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (ymnmz)

693 Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM (CAKgV)

Women will kiss a bad kisser but only tell their girlfriends why he is a bad kisser.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (r7qNw)

694 I suspect the Trump administration is much less
inclined to throw money into Elon Musk's pockets than the Obama
administration. Investors probably sense that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)


This!
It's always annoyed the hell out of me that Musk is held up as this genius billionaire success story and the fact is we have been paying for all of his business ventures for years!! Plus, listening to him talk, he doesn't even sound all that bright.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

695 686
Ya gotta wonder if the DJI is tanking because the tech stocks are tanking because of Facebook and Uber incidents.
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (vDqXW)

That along with the overall valuations of all equities having no basis in reality.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (UBzPO)

696 My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.

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My wife expects me to read the directions when building stuff. Ugh.

Posted by: SH at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (VkOIy)

697 Look ... I'm a work in progress. I've only recently mastered the Imaginary Tic Tac Toe Board as it applies to Visual Composition. You want good grammar now as well ?


That's not grammar, that's vocabulary. Yes, I am absolutey piling on.

Look, you popularized the binary system. You have something to be proud of. But that does not make you immune to scorn, shaming, ridicule, mocking, pointing fingers at, and farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

698 My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.

So is this a euphemism or....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (CClpm)

699 The Morning Rant has become the Early Afternoon Rant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 01:19 PM (E5ZoU)

700 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at March 28, 2018 01:19 PM (O5Q3r)

701 lus, listening to him talk, he doesn't even sound all that bright.

I think he's Steve Jobs smart; good at identifying what's cool and what people will connect to, but not personally brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:19 PM (39g3+)

702 I have thoughts on why sex with a porn star would be an immensely depressing experience, but I'd be willowed by the time I posted.

Some other day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 01:19 PM (kqsXK)

703 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 28, 2018 01:19 PM (72PAC)

704
My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:17 PM (fiGNd)


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I've watched mine ignore the purpose-bought navigation unit in a major city she's never driven in that is over 1200 miles from our home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - We teased, rejected, ostracized, and laughed, but the shooting was the NRA's fault at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (JTMqu)

705 >The pope actually came to the window and gave a blessing to the crowd. My father was translating what he was saying. At the end he said something about praying for him. I was like, yeah I'm praying all right, but you won't like the prayers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 28, 2018 01:16 PM (aMlLZ)

It's amazing how many Catholics hate the current pope. You don't really see that with other religions.

Posted by: G. Gnome, who doesn't know much about Catholicism at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (al6UK)

706 604
The coming trans medical backlash





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Mentally ill people allowed to bring their mental illness to full flower live to regret it? Who'd athunk it?



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2018 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

===

I for one will be looking forward at the Ambulance Lawyer TV ads once the sex-change-abuse industry becomes center stage and shown to be along the lines of burning witches and throwing gays off roofs.

"Did someone give you a thousand times more estrogen than a male body can handle, grow your boobs to Story Daniels size, chop off your dick and call you Nancy?"

"Call us NOW! 1-888-REPRICK . Nobody has the RIGHT to your prick except who you want to share it with! Now it is gone, AND IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT. We can get you money for your poor, missing prick! That's 1-888-REPRICK! "



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (UsCnO)

707 That along with the overall valuations of all equities having no basis in reality.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (UBzPO)
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Sounds intriguing. Are you talking about tech stocks?

Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (vDqXW)

708 Wait, you mean soon there will be no telsa support team to fly out and fix your car when it breaks?
Too bad, better call an electrician.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2018 01:15 PM


There are a crap ton of Teslas around here, driven by virtue signaling types with more money than common sense. I, for one, will laugh when Tesla folds and they have really stylish doorstops in their garages.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (p+Wdc)

709 Women will kiss a bad kisser but only tell their girlfriends why he is a bad kisser.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (r7qNw)


Not if they're tied up in my basement ...

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (fiGNd)

710 It's always annoyed the hell out of me that Musk is
held up as this genius billionaire success story and the fact is we have
been paying for all of his business ventures for years!! Plus,
listening to him talk, he doesn't even sound all that bright.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

Mark Cuban says hello. He got rich by rebroadcasting pirated content.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (UBzPO)

711 Berkeley used to have a lot of this; people would show up from Kansas in the mid to late 70s and realize that they'd missed the party, but that didn't stop from wishing and hoping for a revival so they could get in on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2018 01:12 PM (YqDXo)


I was at Berkeley in the mid 70's and we did have our anti-South Africa demos going on, though.

Prolly not on the scale of the 60s riots/demonstrations, but some of that old fire was still there.

For most, it was an easy excuse to cut class.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (EkVml)

712 My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.

Reminds me of this hilarious bit by Russel Peters:

https://youtu.be/U-qEHbXRgLo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (39g3+)

713 Tesla's problem was pretending to be anything more than a rich person's toy. I'm sure they had to in order to get all those billions from the government, but if they'd pretended they were like Ferrari and only selling a few thousand each year with long, long waiting lists creating demand, then they'd be a viable car manufacturer. As it is, people like me who buy appliance-type cars like Accords and Camry-s actually expect them to manufacture appliance-type cars, and I don't think they'll be able to.

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If electric cars could work as good as regular cars, I'd probably buy one, but they don't. They take much longer to recharge than it takes to refuel, they only barely go about the same distance now between charges as I can go in a tank of gas, and the refueling options are much more sparse.


Tesla was hoping that the luxury market would buy them enough time to figure out how to make it work cheaply and get the infrastructure built to mitigate those problems. It didn't pay off. Oh well.

Elon Musk is a liberal douche, but I still think SpaceX is cool as shit, and this country needs aspirational enterprises like that since NASA isn't doing it any more.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (mk7Bj)

714 "In Italian, there's a one-letter difference in the words for "fig" and "vagina."

True fact: Dante's Inferno, waaay back in the 13th century, refers to one of the damned souls in Hell making "figs" with his fists; the "fig" is an obscene Italian gesture in which the thumb is stuck out between the index and middle fingers, so that it resembles, er, you know.

Posted by: Secret Square at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (+HoK2)

715 The picture of Heinrich Himmler is missing his mustache. https://tinyurl.com/ydyuzy3l

Posted by: Locke Common at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (AuwE4)

716 605

Thanks for that. I assumed as much.

This Pope seems to issue edicts from the Book of Maddow routinely.

It seems strange that God's Vicar always seems to receive messages from above in a coordinated fashion with whatever is in the news cycle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (vGmlJ)

717 698 My wife has a unique flair for giving completely and utterly wrong driving directions with absolute confidence.
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My wife used to do that, so I use the MapQuest directions on my iPhone.

Now my wife sits there are repeats word for word what the phone just said. And what I heard.

FML.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (E5ZoU)

718 That's not grammar, that's vocabulary. Yes, I am absolutey piling on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2018 01:18 PM (fuK7c)


I'm choosing to go with "people only fuck with you when they like you" here.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (fiGNd)

719 The coming trans medical backlash
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I'm 5'11", I'll need 9 inches removed somewhere to feel more like Napoleon--which I totally already am!

I already have the coat.

Posted by: Emperor Napoleon at March 28, 2018 01:22 PM (vDqXW)

720 Sounds intriguing. Are you talking about tech stocks?
Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (vDqXW)

I'm talking about ALL stocks. Almost all of the various government bailouts for the past ten years went into inflating a massive equities bubble.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 01:22 PM (UBzPO)

721 Posted by: Secret Square at March 28, 2018 01:14 PM (+HoK2)


Regardless, Francis is a trial. I don't know yet the deeper consequence.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:22 PM (CAKgV)

722 It's amazing how many Catholics hate the current pope. You don't really see that with other religions.
Posted by: G. Gnome



Baptists. We hate him too. He's said some really stupid shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2018 01:23 PM (mKjKi)

723 It's amazing how many Catholics hate the current pope. You don't really see that with other religions.

Posted by: G. Gnome, who doesn't know much about Catholicism at March 28, 2018 01:20 PM (al6UK)


I'm far from a religion expert ... but I don't think any other religions have a pope to hate.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:23 PM (fiGNd)

724 Baptists. We hate him too. He's said some really stupid shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2018 01:23 PM (mKjKi)
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Lutherans. We laugh at the guy. We're more in line with John Paul II and Benedict.

I think Missouri Synod Lutherans are more Catholic than this Pope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 01:25 PM (E5ZoU)

725 I'm talking about ALL stocks. Almost all of the various government bailouts for the past ten years went into inflating a massive equities bubble.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 28, 2018 01:22 PM (UBzPO)
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Ah, yeah, right. Weird how fast I forgot the Quantitative Easing series.

Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:25 PM (vDqXW)

726 "In Italian, there's a one-letter difference in the words for "fig" and "vagina."



"Eat me" takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2018 01:26 PM (mKjKi)

727 11
Is Johnny Winter too white?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2018 11:17 AM (IqV8l)


Dentists are the most racist of any profession.
Their only goal in life is to make everyone's teeth, you guessed it, WHITE.
The bastards! They don't even hide it. CNN needs to get on this vital story, stat.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 01:26 PM (UsCnO)

728 It seems strange that God's Vicar always seems to receive messages from above in a coordinated fashion with whatever is in the news cycle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (vGmlJ)


Not a function of being Pope. Simply a function of being a useful idiot of the leftists. He does this on his personal time.

When he's Poping, he's not much better, but at least then there are some limits on what he can and cannot get away with.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 01:26 PM (7UW64)

729 "In Italian, there's a one-letter difference in the words for "fig" and "vagina."

"Eat me" takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2018 01:26 PM (mKjKi)
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God's symbol for Israel in the Bible is a fig tree....

Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:27 PM (vDqXW)

730
I think Missouri Synod Lutherans are more Catholic than this Pope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 01:25 PM (E5ZoU)


The bears are more Catholic than this fool.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 01:27 PM (7UW64)

731 It seems strange that God's Vicar always seems to receive messages from above in a coordinated fashion with whatever is in the news cycle.Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2018 01:21 PM (vGmlJ)


The Pope doesn't "receive messages" any more than anyone else. However, he's supposed to have internalized and rely on tradition, scripture, and prayer while working in unison with the Magisterium and the Faithful. Like all Leftists, he thinks being "nice" or "kind" is virtuous regardless of consequence. I assume he never learned the lessons of Jesus' parables and views them through a marxist lens. I can see how if you were exposed to a lot of poverty you'd start thinking that capital should be redistributed, but he's not supposed to be dwelling on "this world."

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:28 PM (CAKgV)

732 Dentists are the most racist of any profession.
Their only goal in life is to make everyone's teeth, you guessed it, WHITE.
The bastards! They don't even hide it. CNN needs to get on this vital story, stat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 01:26 PM (UsCnO)
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Antidentite! Next thing you'll be saying they should have their own schools.

Posted by: Axebot at March 28, 2018 01:28 PM (vDqXW)

733 726 "In Italian, there's a one-letter difference in the words for "fig" and "vagina."
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Me at an Italian Supermarket: Excusi, signorina. Where do you have your vagina newtons?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 28, 2018 01:28 PM (E5ZoU)

734 I'm still looking for the passage in Scripture where Jesus says that being nice will get you into heaven.

Apparently that's the only part Cranky Franky has read.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2018 01:31 PM (7UW64)

735 I'm far from a religion expert ... but I don't think any other religions have a pope to hate.Posted by: ScoggDog - Mr Charm at March 28, 2018 01:23 PM (fiGNd)
That was what I was thinking.
I don't "hate" him though. I choose to dismiss his social teaching which is fine for me to do and be a faithful catholic. Since he's not going to issue any new ex cathedra pronouncements (in conjunction with the magisterium) I'm free to ignore his ridiculous musings. I just wish people understood that his silliness was not something they had to even struggle with.

Posted by: dagny at March 28, 2018 01:31 PM (CAKgV)

736 Guys like this think they are helping their cause, they truly live in a different reality than most others.

While our nation is changing rapidly, we are not yet at the point where we will give up guns en mass and protect illegal immigrants over our own. I hope these people continue to speak loudly and honestly.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 28, 2018 01:45 PM (wGbBR)

737 117
They tried it once in N'Awlins.



They're itching to try it again, on a broader scale.



Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2018 11:34 AM (WDCYi)



Yes, they did. And stopped when word got out and gun owners began shooting back.



But that was one police department. What will happen when LEOs of the entire country are ordered to confiscate?



I know what I hope will happen. But I don't know what will happen. And I don't want to ever find out.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)


NOW is the time to talk about this subject with your neighbors. Because when the confiscations start, the 6 or 8 cops in the raid will easily overpower a single homeowner again and again. You need to know where they stand before SHTF. I know which neighbors that can be counted on in mine, because we openly talk about issues like this. And one guy is a retired three-letter GOV guy.

The only thing that stops the gun-grabbing cops is the 3 or 6 gun barrels of the neighbors across the street that shout FREEDOM as they are invading.

And don't feel bad for them, those cops that tried to take away your rights made their decision to secede from Free America long before the fire started. They chose to be your enemy. It's on them, not us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2018 01:53 PM (UsCnO)

738 I support the left in its attempt to repeal the Second Amendment.

And I really, really support them in their subsequent confiscation efforts.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 28, 2018 02:03 PM (jWe5r)

739 What I have always found interesting to ponder is what the Left will do when some smart islamic terrorist gets smart and buys a few AR-15s and does a little planning ahead and stashes them in places that have really good fields of fire along common parade/protest march routes. I mean what will they do when that happens a few times and then people stop coming to their little protests? Who will they blame then?

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at March 28, 2018 02:10 PM (CuDAv)

740 Our children being slaughtered to advance the socialists movement to disarm our society for leftist purity has the police stand aside while the children are slaughtered and butchered. Florida most recent ? How do socialist manage to find so many USEFUL FOOLS in our society ? and manage to dumb down society to this extent ? Outcome public school education ?

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