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Thursday night ONT
Good evening fellow Morons, how is everyone? I'm back! What's it like to be back, you ask?
It's almost like conservatives are people, not monsters
A Hillary Staffer Goes to CPAC
Excpecting scorn and derision, she was instead greeted with warmth and welcome. Imagine that.
Where were you last night?
I went out of town for a few days and came home to my dog who seems to want to have a word with me about it. pic.twitter.com/cpXH6IFuhB
— Max Miller (@RuinMyWeek) March 19, 2018
I had bookmarked this article a coupe of weeks ago. I know I had some thoughts about it that I wanted to share. What were those thoughts? Who knows? I certainly don't, and I'm in no shape to figure it out. So here! Philosophy link!
Genius! Vox explains that more young people die from gunshots than from diseases that don't primarily affect the young. Did you also know that more dogs die from distemper than from drowning while attempting to circumnavigate the globe?
Firearms killed more 15 to 19 year olds than cancer, heart disease, and diabetes combined in 2016. https://t.co/xZRnt8dsgz
— Vox (@voxdotcom) February 25, 2018
Americans being Americans
Clarksville tornado: 250 volunteers overflow signup sheets for storm debris cleanup
A natural disaster strikes. The next day, more volunteers to help show up than they have room for. That's my America.
Good Question When Will We Have the Guts to Link Fatherlessness to School Shootings? This article pairs well with something that Jesse Kelly wrote the other day. Related: Women are doing it all themselves - so why are we so unhappy? Maybe tossing away thousands of years of carefully developed societal standards on a whim wasn't such a good idea after all. Who could have known?
New Doctor Who Intro Budget cuts at the BBC
The new Doctor Who intro is a bit shit pic.twitter.com/NhIjLjZ2n8
— Nev (@LFCNev) March 18, 2018
Situational Awareness Good for her. She obviously had an eye on him, because she moved as soon as he did.
Goosebumps wow. Wow. Wow. pic.twitter.com/ld1bY3tyK9
— sweet and charmy (@sweetandcharmy) February 1, 2018
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 22, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
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Julian Assange Drops a Bomb: Implicates British Government in Dirty Anti-Trump Dossier
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 22, 2018 09:59 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2018 09:59 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2018 10:00 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 10:00 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:01 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 22, 2018 10:01 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:01 PM (FFvZs)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at March 22, 2018 10:02 PM (nOZVC)
Posted by: Frog and Toad at March 22, 2018 10:02 PM (H+7tw)
Uh, I sincerely doubt most of the 15-19 "high school" students were actually in high school when they got killed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:03 PM (rzL+S)
Posted by: Lilredhen at March 22, 2018 10:03 PM (XUMZv)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at March 22, 2018 10:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 10:04 PM (2NqXo)
The focus this time: Mother Nature is an oppressive b***h.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14490
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2018 10:04 PM (itfg0)
"Gone With the Wind"
just started on TCM.
Guess what?
We're watching it.
Imagine that.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2018 10:05 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Barry O. at March 22, 2018 10:05 PM (H+7tw)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaprhjba
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2018 10:05 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
How about... "Sometimes They Come Back"
about a clogged toilet ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (x33H9)
I hope y'all have a great night.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (0t14c)
I am pretty sure guns have killed more 15-19 year old than old age as well- which is really the type of conditions they are describing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (pdoUr)
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2018 10:07 PM (EzdLW)
Got Her Majesty and Big Val sent off to Ft. Worth for shows the next three days. I'm left here all by myself. *sobs*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:07 PM (rzL+S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUkpE16b56g
Don't ask why.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:07 PM (FFvZs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2018 10:07 PM (pY+s4)
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When Hurricane Ivan passed through here, City water was lost for days. The Red Cross brought in semis loaded with pallets of bottled water. The problem was that there was no way to get out to all of the distribution points.
The local talk radio station (WWNC) put out the word that volunteer help was needed. When I arrived at the Red Cross center in my truck, there were vehicles of every sort lined up at the semis, loading up with cases of water to transport.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (pdoUr)
Depends on what you tell her to entice your way into her boudoir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (a3OL0)
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We'll need some pics of this potential spy in order to compare her with the super secret database of Russian spies.
Posted by: junior at March 22, 2018 10:09 PM (ttbqF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ibguy at March 22, 2018 10:09 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (pdoUr)
Depends on what you tell her to entice your way into her boudoir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (aYCy9
Show her what collusion really is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2018 10:10 PM (3Pma+)
Firearms kill more kids than atherosclerosis, dementia, and osteoporosis-related falls combined.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
You left out cirrhosis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:10 PM (rzL+S)
The Crusaders will still be the Crusaders, but administration officials told students to think of it as "crusaders for social justice and equality".
I love watching the slow, steady dissolution of society.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2018 10:10 PM (ea6nf)
Posted by: Morton at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (jRSH3)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Vox at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Hands
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Never send a boy to do a man's job.
*BLORP*
*harfs giant gelatinous glob of grass/food/hair*
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:10 PM (rzL+S)
We should never forget cirrhosis on this blog- it should be implied.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (pdoUr)
Depends on what you tell her to entice your way into her boudoir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (aYCy9
Show her what collusion really is.
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Collude her brains out!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (fqHZs)
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (DQC26)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2018 10:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (xGMkv)
What can't go on forever, won't. After WHAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING BUT CANT QUITE BRING OURSELVES TO ADMIT, things will be better.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2018 10:12 PM (e9G8E)
Clarksville tornado: 250 volunteers overflow signup sheets for storm debris cleanup
How many Antifas among them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:13 PM (rzL+S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
I feel like shit. This omnibus crap, I fear, is the straw that breaks ...
Ya know, we chicken little all the time and have so far muddled through. But the uniparty just told us that our pitiful little voting experiment was cute, but fuck you.
Yet, in three weeks, at the point of a gun, we'll have to fund their fiscal insanity. Again.
Until a sizable portion of the producers in this country stop paying taxes, or banworthy things start happening to politicians, nothing will change.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:13 PM (osYf1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 22, 2018 10:13 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:15 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:15 PM (pdoUr)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 22, 2018 10:15 PM (/qEW2)
*BLORP*
*harfs giant gelatinous glob of grass/food/hair*
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat
Two prime locations:
1) Pillow
2) Route from bed to bathroom
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:15 PM (rzL+S)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:16 PM (nBr1j)
Unless he's like that psychedelic toad. Then maybe.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2018 10:18 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2018 10:18 PM (2K6fY)
The Freemasons started that nonsense.
Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 10:18 PM (cHbmY)
The Freemasons started that nonsense.
Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 10:18 PM (cHbmY)
Hmm. That's what I was thinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:19 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2018 10:20 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2018 10:20 PM (a3OL0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2018 10:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Foxes: Kits vs. pups.
Look, if you're going to question the wisdom of our ancestors, then we are doomed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:20 PM (cp1if)
Posted by: West at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (7Ml7x)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (FFvZs)
How many Antifas among them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:13 PM (rzL+S)
*channeling Dean Wormer*
Zero. Point. Zero.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:16 PM (nBr1j)
"Lion Kitten" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Lion Cub".
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (x33H9)
Heh. "Thousands."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (r+sAi)
"Scientifically the difference between whether a cat offspring is a kitten or a cub is determined by whether or not the parent roars or
purrs"
http://www.afrikhan.net/cubs or kittens.htm
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2018 10:22 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 10:22 PM (4VPz/)
"Scientifically the difference between whether a cat offspring is a kitten or a cub is determined by whether or not the parent roars or
purrs"
http://www.afrikhan.net/cubs or kittens.htm
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (Sp1NT)
There you go. The collective wisdom of the Horde.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (nBr1j)
It was the 99 cent Masons.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (x33H9)
I only get them on BOGO.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:16 PM (nBr1j)
...
Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
It just does!
Posted by: Joe Dirts Dad at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (ea6nf)
Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872296345423873
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872390721507328
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872482081853440
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872578030735361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872664055844865
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2018 10:24 PM (eh0Va)
life is good my fellow hordlings, life is good.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 22, 2018 10:24 PM (0/0WS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:25 PM (PUmDY)
I am now eating uncooked tollhouse cookie dough and washing it down with red wine.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:25 PM (osYf1)
"Scientifically the difference between whether a cat offspring is a kitten or a cub is determined by whether or not the parent roars or purrs"
Like, you can tell the difference between a poisonous and non-poisonous snake by looking at their nostrils. No thanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:25 PM (BqDxM)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (x33H9)
purrs"
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (Sp1NT) fnord (Sp1NT)
If you're really interested, you can find video of cheetahs, cougars, tigers and lions purring.
So it's like a square/rectangle thing. All cubs are kittens but not all kittens are cubs?
"Roar" seems to be defined by frequency which related to size, so that would seem to be a better (but still not good) bar.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (/qEW2)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872757618200576
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872839902097408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976872921502281728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976873013676306439
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/976873098162163713
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (eh0Va)
"Scientifically the difference between whether a cat offspring is a kitten or a cub is determined by whether or not the parent roars or
purrs"
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Never thought about that. It never occurred to me that it was binary. One wonders about mid-sized cats. Pumas, Lynx, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: tmitsss at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (xlzu7)
I thought a poisonous snake would be a snake that made you sick if you ate it, whereas a venomous snake had venom that would make you sick if it bit you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (ea6nf)
Said he believed he'd been disturbed since childhood.
Via the Statesman. (paper in Austin.)
The only think that leaves doubt about that in my view is he had no charm.
I think he had a wrong brain, but perhaps it was some other pathology.
Anyway can't you tell his brain was wrong by that high school photo his mother put up on FB upon his matriculation?
Wide smile, dead eyes.
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:28 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:28 PM (BqDxM)
"Got $1.6 Billion to start Wall on Southern Border, rest will be forthcoming. Most importantly, got $700 Billion to rebuild our Military, $716 Billion next year...most ever. Had to waste money on Dem giveaways in order to take care of military pay increase and new equipment."
It's as if he's forgotten why people voted for him. It wasn't because they wanted more military spending, which is LESS important than securing our border.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 22, 2018 10:28 PM (AZD0r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:28 PM (PUmDY)
Like, you can tell the difference between a poisonous and non-poisonous snake by looking at their nostrils. No thanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Red Touch Yellow - Kills a Fellow
Red Touch Black - Venom Lack
Yellow Touches Red - Soon You'll Be Dead
Red Touches Black - Friend of Jack
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:29 PM (IqV8l)
Tough shit. You wanted the workplace and to be tax cattle like the rest of us, and now you are. You made your beds now lie in them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (x33H9)
I heard it was the Dollar Tree Masons.
Must've been a schism that I missed.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:29 PM (FFvZs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (rdU0H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (BqDxM)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (PUmDY)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8zlkvh4
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:31 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2018 10:31 PM (bJ0w+)
isn't that doggeh cute?
Posted by: booknlass
Ummmmmm ......What doggeh ?
Ummmmmmm....... YEAH !
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:31 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2018 10:26 PM (/qEW2)
He's one crazy sumbitch. Gila monsters, bullet ants, lion fish...better him than me, that's all I can say.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wB8Tg)
Nobody under the age of 21 should be allowed to buy a computer!
Posted by: Computer Grabbers at March 22, 2018 10:31 PM (H+7tw)
Not First. Not at all.
Howdy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - still digging that hole at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (3tLP6)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8zlkvh4
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (5OO3x)
So their babies are kittens? Or were you talking about another kind of cougar?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (KxbBq)
More teenagers are killed by lutefisk and Jell-O salad than anything else. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:28 PM (BqDxM)
I am all for banning lutefisk- although grammie may sic Norwegian Jesus on me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (1Lm4I)
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (yzxic)
But I am loyal to him. He's the President and I'm not, couldn't be. I believe in his ability to improve our country's situation.
1.6 Billion to start the wall, and support for the military is a good deal. To me, it's an example of 'the perfect is the enemy of the good.'
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (PUmDY)
VAFFLES ALL DAY LONG.
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (Sp1NT)
Uh, I sincerely doubt most of the 15-19 "high school" students were actually in high school when they got killed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:03 PM (rzL+S)
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Anyone living in a big city know that they were not.
Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (9OkQ7)
Not even for a Platinum Membership.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM
By all rights, I should have a Platinum Membership for my many, many contributions here, but I'll grovel and give you a lick WeirdDave, in return for one.
Posted by: Lena D. at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (DMUuz)
I remember they said 3 things:
1. If any passersbys had said "Don't do it!" or shown they had given a shit, they would not have jumped.
2. May people driving past did the exact opposite - they yelled out of their windows "Do it! Jump!" (Ah, those compassionate San Fran progs.)
3. The millisecond after they jumped, they all instantly regretted jumping. And it hurt like hell to hit the water.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (H80UQ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8zlkvh4
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (5OO3x)
They (along with cheetahs) can also whistle.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (H+7tw)
Red Touch Black - Venom Lack
Yellow Touches Red - Soon You'll Be Dead
Red Touches Black - Friend of Jack
Red touch chartreuse......
shoot a goose ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:33 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:34 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 22, 2018 10:34 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2018 10:35 PM (a3OL0)
A lot of the people driving on the bridge are tourists.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:35 PM (H+7tw)
Actually cooked out of this container - 8.
Dough now remaining - 0.
But it did take a few sittings.
You may now call me Sal Monella Red.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:35 PM (osYf1)
Posted by: IC at March 22, 2018 10:35 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:36 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:35 PM (osYf1)
Don Sal Monella Red would be a good name for a mob boss--a ginger mob boss.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:36 PM (nBr1j)
Yeah, they effed up. I stopped that quickly *TODAY* in traffic (about 1.5 seconds from 40).
You also have to consider that the eye can see a lot better than a CCD camera. An *aware* driver could have seen her coming off the center divider around 5+ seconds before the collision.
Not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:36 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 22, 2018 10:37 PM (0/0WS)
Posted by: Surfperch
So when Lincoln was shot, how many in the audience thought it was part of the show ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:37 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2018 10:37 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Hands"
I figured the dog rubbed up against the salt lick just before the pic was taken.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 22, 2018 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
"Not everyone understands the difference between a kitten and a cub. Two Genus of cats exist; Felidae (true cats and most small wild cats) and Panthera (tiger, lion, jaguar and leopard). The Cheetah is Felidae, and subfamily Felinae, Acinonyx jubatus. Actually, panther technically refers to every cat in the genus Panthera. Yet, it usually refers to the black panther. A melanistic jaguar or melanistic leopard and also the Florida panther, a subspecies of the cougar. Interestingly, the cougar is genus Felidae. So you see how this can get quite confusing. Still, a mystery is how some confuse a leopard spotted cat as a tiger. The term ‘Big Cat’ is quite often used to refer to the Panthera genus.
Servals
The serval is Felis Serval. Also sometimes referred to as Leptailurous serval and falls into the ‘most small wild cat’ definition. Despite enormous differences in size, the various species of cat are quite similar in both structure and behavior, with the exception of the cheetah, which is significantly different from any of the big or small cats. Scientifically the difference between whether a cat offspring is a kitten or a cub is determined by whether or not the parent roars or purrs.
Big Cats
Roaring. The ability to roar comes from an elongated and specially adapted larynx and hyoid apparatus. When air passes through the larynx on the way from the lungs, the cartilage walls of the larynx vibrate This produces sound. The lion’s larynx is longest, giving it the most robust roar. All Panthera cats have elastic sections on both sides of the hyoid bone, a structure which supports the tongue and its muscles. The elastic hyoid, combined with the fibro-elastic tissue on top of the big cats’ undivided vocal folds, acts like a slide trombone, enabling the big cats to roar. BIG CATS CAN ONLY PURR WHEN BREATHING OUT.
Small Cats
The smaller cat species have kittens, not cubs because they purr. The hyoid of smaller cats is solid bone. These cats can purr when breathing both in and out, but they can’t roar. Cougars purr. Cheetahs purr. The ‘big cats’ chuff but cannot purr. As a future reference, the Genus Panthera; i.e. tigers, lions, jaguars, and leopards roar, chuff and give birth to CUBS. The Genus Felidae, house cats of all breeds, all small wild cats such as serval, Asian leopard cat, sand cat, cougar, caracal and the like, purr and their babies are called KITTENS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:38 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 22, 2018 10:38 PM (xpg6P)
Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2018 10:38 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dog at March 22, 2018 10:38 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM
The Paolo, he conducts symphonies of Cougar purring.
Posted by: Paolo at March 22, 2018 10:39 PM (DMUuz)
there's an incredible bridge over the Rio Grande Gorge near Taos, NM that has red 'hotlines' at the observation platforms with signs that say "call before you jump."
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 10:39 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:03 PM (rzL+S)
Out peddling dope, and knocking over 7/11's, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 10:40 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Weirddave
He's just tryin' to trick us into licking him.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:40 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:40 PM (nBr1j)
Un fucking real.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (UqK90)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (hMwEB)
There is a hot Russian chick at work that I speak to occasionally. Does that make me a spy?
Posted by: BigZesty at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (pdoUr)
Depends on what you tell her to entice your way into her boudoir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 10:08 PM (aYCy9
Of course, with hawt Russian chicks you're likely to wake up in a tub full of ice, a stapled wound in your side with a note saying "thanks for the kidney!" next to your empty wallet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (eXA4G)
It a noticeable chunk of that goes to debt, it would be A) a surprise and B) recover some ground with the base.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Norway! more like snoreway at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:37 PM (x33H9)
According to eyewitness accounts, most of them did.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Seconded.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: JT
Which really is the story of Obama.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (xGMkv)
for drinks and dinner after golf. Just Ubered home, because driving
would have bern really stoopid.
I hope y'all have a great night.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2018 10:06 PM (0t14c)
Hopefully, your Uber driver was not a hispanic tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 10:42 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 10:42 PM (UqK90)
Very informative too.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:42 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch
OMG !
I'm sorry I asked !
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:43 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Norway! more like snoreway at March 22, 2018 10:43 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2018 10:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (xGMkv)
Booknlass, I'm pretty sure that money does NOT go for a "wall". Just replacing or extending some see-through fence.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:44 PM (osYf1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 10:44 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: JT
Which really is the story of Obama.
Posted by: booknlass
Ewwwww
And that goes double for that thing he married.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:45 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)
******
How many did Gorebal warmening kill???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2018 10:46 PM (h1jJh)
Not even for a Platinum Membership.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 10:21 PM (FFvZs)
For a good deal on life insurance, I'm in!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 22, 2018 10:46 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Insomniac
At least they're not shitting donuts.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: 1913 at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (sEqCR)
No, 1 billion times better. Infinity plus 1
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (xGMkv)
If you stop at Felidae vs. Panthera, it works. If you continue, it gets confused again, with the whole sorta-sorta-not-purr thing.
They all purr. Panthera only purr when breathing out. Roaring is based on a frequency not given.
It's a muddle if you go past species level as a definition.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (wB8Tg)
*****
How many did second hand smoke kill???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Alfalfa at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (x33H9)
But I am loyal to him. He's the President and I'm not, couldn't be. I believe in his ability to improve our country's situation.
1.6 Billion to start the wall, and support for the military is a good deal. To me, it's an example of 'the perfect is the enemy of the good.'
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:32 PM (xGMkv)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to blindly support any politician who abandon's their promises, including Trump. This is not an example of "the perfect being an enemy of the good". This bill is a monstrosity and the relatively paltry amount being spent on border security is a pathetic joke.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (AZD0r)
Not a foot of bordet wall will be built.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (UqK90)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 10:47 PM (x33H9)
Cause that's our job.
Posted by: EPA Workers United at March 22, 2018 10:48 PM (KCgrJ)
Omnibus bill puts back in the Obama rule that denies people on SS the right to own a gun if they are financially incompetent.
Un fucking real.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 10:41 PM (UqK9)---------------------------------------
Got to stop all those mass killing by those octogenarians.
Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2018 10:49 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: Fritz
Human poop --> potatoes --> vodka
--> pigs --> bacon
Might even generate an extra methane in there too
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2018 10:50 PM (MS0+a)
-- Vox (@voxdotcom) February 25, 2018
As silly as this is, to begin with, they make it even dumber by including suicide gun deaths in as "firearms killed".
It's hard to get the raw numbers but it seems that teen suicides by gun might even swamp the homicide figures. And if you take away the inner cities then you are down close to almost nothing on the homicides.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 10:50 PM (8gDQu)
All the shit that couldn't get through the legislative process just got budgeted through.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:50 PM (osYf1)
See, self-driving cars are vastly safer.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (+61qU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (fA1SL)
At least it gives you something to bitch about.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (5tSKk)
Firearms kill more "high school kids" than tax cuts, the end of net neutrality, government shutdowns, withdrawing from the Paris Accords and pumping gas in Oregon combined!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:52 PM (BqDxM)
What percentage of tollhouse cookie dough actually makes it into the oven?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM (BqDxM)
70%
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 22, 2018 10:52 PM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Vox at March 22, 2018 10:52 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 10:53 PM (o7tuA)
Texting while driving.
Time for commonsense phone control.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Vox at March 22, 2018 10:52 PM (HiQSt)
I was hoping for a Lena Dunham free thread.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:53 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 22, 2018 10:53 PM (mMeIQ)
There is a hot Russian chick at work that I speak to occasionally. Does that make me a spy?
Posted by: BigZesty
Is she a redhead?
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2018 10:53 PM (MS0+a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (w1zJX)
Purring and roaring are not analogous sounds. One represents contentment, and the other is largely a claim to territory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (Dbv1R)
We get omnibus
Forget about us
Put the blame on me
And I won't put a yellow ribbon
Round the old oak tree
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)
"Equality of pay?" Honey, where did you get your MBA , and how many sixty, eighty hour weeks did you work? I didn't have the first, but I did a bunch of the second. And I quickly realized it wasn't worth it.
I saw an opportunity and I grabbed it. I could have retired with a nice little nest egg. Instead, I owned and ran my own business for sixteen years. Every penney I owned and more went into that bookstore, and it was more than worth it. And being a woman didn't slow me down the least little bit. (But Obummer's economy finally finished me off.)
And, I might add, I did it while married, with four kids. I'm still married (forty-seven years and counting), and all four of my kids are still on speaking terms with me.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (4VPz/)
Just because I've loved this tune since I was a kid.....
Hot Italian chicks play "Highway Star"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md19pon3B9o
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (eXA4G)
At least it gives you something to bitch about.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:51 PM (xGMkv)
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Oh dear, I guess your right. People shouldn't bitch about what their leaders do. It's much better to use the internet to share cookie recipes!
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (AZD0r)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9czkyz9
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (Dbv1R)
you're' married then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 10:55 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 10:55 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: SarahW at March 22, 2018 10:55 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2018 10:55 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:56 PM (hMwEB)
Since I've always counseled patience, I should probably take my own advice.
Even though I think Uncle Palp is right in the long run. Just don't know the timing.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 10:56 PM (osYf1)
kids. I'm still married (forty-seven years and counting), and all four
of my kids are still on speaking terms with me.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (4VPz/)
Excellent. just excellent.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2018 10:56 PM (o7tuA)
Good for you!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2018 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2018 10:59 PM (JpBi9)
The Swamp wasn't built in a day. It'll take more than a year to drain it. Right?
I hope we can avoid the horror. Right now, I see our chances improving, regardless of the current freak-out.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 10:59 PM (xGMkv)
It's hard to get the raw numbers but it seems that teen suicides by
gun might even swamp the homicide figures. And if you take away the
inner cities then you are down close to almost nothing on the homicides.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
.............
Not hard to get the raw numbers at all.. the CDC compiles these every year..
The claims are fucking outrageous lies..
https://tinyurl.com/ybcfneue
They only take a few causes of death to compare it to..
Accidental death accounts for almost half of the deaths in the age group..
Of that half, accidental discharge of a gun is 2%..
Suicide and homicide - ALL causes - comprise 24%.. and not only by firearms..
This is just plain bullshit!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2018 10:59 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2018 10:20 PM (a3OL0)
++++
https://t.co/ld1bY3tyK9
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (pvjTE)
Oh, when in Taylor (TX), stop by the Taylor Beer Company or stop at the local HEB for a six pack of TBC IPA. (Sorry having a self pity session that a massive hangover always fixes).
And if anyone can offer a prayer for my coworker, she lost her mother at New Years and last week lost her 6 day old granddaughter (SIDS), and her ex son-in-law is suspected of abusing her grandson.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (pzA2L)
better than a CCD camera. An *aware* driver could have seen her coming
off the center divider around 5+ seconds before the collision.
Not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 10:36 PM (wB8Tg)
And the "safety driver" was some "hispanic" tranny freakshow with a criminal record, who probably would not be trusted with a burnt-out match in any sane work environment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2018 10:56 PM (hMwEB)
Finally, we've done something about the scourge of dihydrogen monoxine!
Posted by: Telegentic Teenagers against DMSO at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (fA1SL)
I think the appropriate phrase is, "Out of touch."
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2018 11:00 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, mostly on my phone. I normally just exit out of the video and wait a few seconds for it to load more before I press play again.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:01 PM (H+7tw)
Hmmm. I had to look up Alfalfa from Our Gang. Name was Carl Switzer. He's dead, Jim. Got shot dead in 1959. Right in the dick/groin.
He had become a dog trainer/breeder. Some dog he was training got lost, and he offered a $35 reward. Some character named Moses Something found the dog, and returned it. Alfalfa paid them $35 and bought him $15 worth of drinks to boot at a bar where Switzer also worked.
A few days later, Alfalfa and one of his buds decided that Moses had ripped 'em off, and ought to have returned that dog had not accepted that $50 total. So they went to the house Moses was staying out to call him out.
They got in the door under false pretenses, then started a fight.
Alfalfa ended up getting shot, right in the dick. Bled out. It was ruled self-defense, but there was some controversy as Alfalfa just had pen knife he had pulled or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Anyone else having trouble with some Youtube videos stopping and starting?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
I find that happens when I click on videos on this site and others. So I click on the YouTube icon at the bottom of the vid, and go to YouTube and watch it there. No stops and starts then.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 11:01 PM (H80UQ)
The bill specifically forbids a barrier made of concrete.
How about a giant death trap walkway?
Posted by: Florida International University Diversity team activate! at March 22, 2018 11:01 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Rex B at March 22, 2018 11:02 PM (T1HhS)
Posted by: sarahw at March 22, 2018 11:02 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (nBr1j)
You could get around it by building one out of Bricks or Steel or some other material.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (H+7tw)
too. I was setting that up tonight. I have a bad headache now.
I'd be happy to add you to my LinkedIn "network". Anyone who has that many ampersands must know what they're doing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
This page has a lot of Russian spies. That's why.
It also explains all the red pixy ink.
Posted by: sarahw at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (Sp1NT)
Right now the GOPe are fully focused on re-election in the midterms and think this spending bill will buy the votes.
What goddamned planet do they live on? Pissing off the base will buy them votes? No, I actually think they're prepared to lose Congress because they want Trump impeached as much as the Dems do. They're happier being the "loyal opposition" than they are actually governing.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 22, 2018 11:05 PM (H80UQ)
When the dust settles, he who is condemned will know his condemnation is just.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:05 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 10:22 PM (4VPz/)
++++
A bovine gauntlet.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2018 11:07 PM (5tSKk)
Representative Huizenga,
Your "yes' vote to approve this spending bill was irresponsible and disgraceful.
It is an abdication of fiscal responsibility on par with nearly every Democrat office-holder.
Why aren't you urging your fellow House Members, both in word and deed, to return to regular order, and submit proper appropriation bills?
Republicans control the House, Senate, and White House. The actions of you and your Republican colleagues voting 'yes' in this matter have confirmed to me that these members of the GOP are WORSE than the Democrats, since your actions are a betrayal of your stated principles. At least the Democrats come right out and say they want to spend recklessly.
I expect you to represent your district with more fiscal prudence in the future, and hold to the principles you claim to have when you campaign.
Sincerely angry,
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2018 11:07 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:07 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 22, 2018 11:07 PM (mMeIQ)
I got those numbers (for 2014) and for the exact age group ... but they aren't the raw numbers and they don't break the "gun deaths" into suicides and homicides. They just list the overall suicide rate (which is high) and the overall rate "killed by firearm" (suicide and homicide).
Of course, they don't break them down correctly because they really don't want anyone even able to pull the gun homicides from the suicides too easily ... as that would ruin all their hard work massaging the categories for best "headline" purposes, lefty-wise.
But, clearly, the vast, vast, vast majority of gun homicides of youth are in the inner cities. I think the suburbs tend to specialize in the gun suicides.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2018 11:08 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2018 11:08 PM (DaVm6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 11:09 PM (4VPz/)
As I work in the local ISD, believe me it's not the teachers per se, check the parents and the scum the students hang around. Though to be honest, yes, some of my peers are lefty libs, but not to the point that we cannot maintain a professional decorum (read U of Texas grads), the A&M and TCU grads aren't as bad and the U of Minnesota grad runs a top notional ranked ACDEC team year after year.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:09 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: booknlass
Press 1 for English
Press 2 if you've ever looked lustfully at a woman
Press 3 if she was fat
Press 4 if you're serious about this
Please hold for the next available fat chick
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 11:10 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 22, 2018 11:11 PM (mMeIQ)
Black Lives Matter protesters blocked Interstate 5 in Sacramento for more than 30 minutes during Thursday evening's commute.
Protesters stopped traffic in both the northbound and southbound lanes before being funneled onto the northbound I-5. The interstate, near the I Street and J Street exits reopened by 6 p.m.
Protesters are now marching through downtown Sacramento again, heading to the State Capitol.
The protesters are rallying against the deadly police shooting of Stephon Clark.
Sacramento police officers were searching for someone who was breaking into cars Sunday night when they confronted Clark in the backyard of his grandparents' home.
Officers called for Clark to stop and show his hands before one of them shouted, "gun, gun, gun." The officers then opened fire on Clark, firing a total of 20 rounds, Sacramento police said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
When it comes, no one will ever think that perhaps we went too far in response.
Patience. And keep on keeping on.
With that, we now return to your previously scheduled entertainment. Night, all.
Posted by: RI Red - that's all, folks. at March 22, 2018 11:11 PM (osYf1)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:09 PM (pzA2L)
Fair enough. I know there are professional teachers. And probably the majority fall in that class. Actually I have a son who's a teacher, math, and a good one.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 11:12 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:12 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 10:30 PM
I was singing that in my head after the "Hellinabasket" comment LMAO!
BTW, How do you do?
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:12 PM (gECZB)
decided that Moses had ripped 'em off, and ought to have returned that
dog had not accepted that $50 total. So they went to the house Moses was
staying out to call him out.
They got in the door under false pretenses, then started a fight.
Alfalfa ended up getting shot, right in the dick. Bled out. It
was ruled self-defense, but there was some controversy as Alfalfa just
had pen knife he had pulled or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
Sounds like he was the victim of a rash decision made by himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:12 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:12 PM (xGMkv)
I'm glad I don't live in Sacramento.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:13 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: auscolpyr
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What is her first name, please.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:13 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:07 PM (xGMkv)
I live in Pa.
I've been here on and off for a coupla years I think
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 11:13 PM (x33H9)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (H+7tw)
Or simply rename concrete as "Victory Stone". IIRC, during WWI, sauerkraut was sold as "Victory Cabbage".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
Do cars go to heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
No, they go to my yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: auscolpyr
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What is her first name, please.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:13 PM (FJXGr)
That's terrible and I will pray.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe) fnord (eMKNe)
Mine - yes
Yours - no
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (x33H9)
Do cars go to heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
No, they go to my yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Car heaven.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (nBr1j)
My senators are Durbin and Duckworth. what a pair.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 22, 2018 10:46 PM (gQQ9b)
(types)
(deletes)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (FFvZs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:13 PM (FJXGr)
Karen, thank you. She's a wonderful women but she is having a rough year on top of all the crap she had to deal with last year. She is the matriarch of her family but still, one call only handle so much. I'm just thankful she trusts me as a sounding board.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:15 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:04 PM (H+7tw)
Or simply rename concrete as "Victory Stone". IIRC, during WWI, sauerkraut was sold as "Victory Cabbage".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Now that I think about it it's possible to build a berm out of sand and dirt like they do in other countries.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:16 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
Depends on the make and model.
I believe all Renaults go straight to purgatory.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 11:16 PM (FFvZs)
Cars go to the Great Junkyard in the Sky. Redd Foxx is the curator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
https://youtu.be/YXwYJyrKK5A
Catchy as hell, and there are dancing girls in the video.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2018 11:17 PM (rnAwa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md19pon3B9o
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2018 10:54 PM (eXA4G)
Meow!
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (8iiMU)
and that last comment about the Gorge bridge. . .I don't really get it.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (xGMkv)
It finally entered the Kingdom of Heaven's GM dealership today, March 22, 2018.
It died of a broken front axle, busted transmission, and a broken heart.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------
I can only speak for Oldsmobiles. Yes. Haven't seen any others.
Posted by: Ransom Eli Olds at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
I think Oldsmobiles do, but only if you baptize them first. Full immersion works best.
*hic*
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (HiQSt)
I have a theological question for the Horde tonight:
Do cars go to heaven?
Very few.....
Most are destined for hell.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:19 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
I think Oldsmobiles do, but only if you baptize them first. Full immersion works best.
*hic*
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 22, 2018 11:18 PM (HiQSt)
Back in Manitoba there was always a few trucks baptized at spring melt. The owners were ice fishing, which may have been connected.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 11:20 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: The Cars at March 22, 2018 11:20 PM (T1HhS)
Posted by: AC/DC at March 22, 2018 11:21 PM (y3sT9)
Evan Williams here.
1) Didn't know that song was called that and performed by them, whom I never heard of
2) How does one do a concept of a music video that looks like a bunch of Sonic carhops with a band whom I would let 100' of my daughter. Hoop, earing?
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:21 PM (pzA2L)
"Canned goods and ammo, canned goods and ammo."
It's my safe space.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:22 PM (LOq4H)
I have a theological question for the Horde tonight:
Do cars go to heaven?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:14 PM (eMKNe)
Here in CA they go to an old orchard a few miles down the road from my house to be sold for parts. It's pretty nice, but I would go as far as to say 'heaven'.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (7ThJ3)
"Canned goods and ammo, canned goods and ammo."
It's my safe space.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:22 PM (LOq4H)
Don't forget us.
Posted by: Smallpox Blankets For Sale at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (7ThJ3)
It's a double blessing, ain't no doubt about it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 11:24 PM (FFvZs)
And if we abandon him over this, cui bono?
I'll say it again: I voted for Trump knowing that he was sure to do a lot of things I'd hate, but also that there was a chance he'd do some things I liked. He's come through on the latter more than anyone could plausibly argue any other GOP stooge in his position would, so now it's time to brace up and realize that the alternative is throwing him to the media wolves...and then where will we be?
Don't think that the Dems are going to go any easier on us all if Trump goes down sooner than later. you've all heard the Hilary rants recently, and you know they're just waiting to pounce and gut us all. Trump is an extremely imperfect leader for us to have, but dammit he's the last line of defense against the Progressive-GOPe mob that will be out for blood.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 22, 2018 11:24 PM (q6jjE)
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (7ThJ3)
And like you, I'm waiting for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2018 11:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (7ThJ3)
You can sight it right through dashboard Jesus magnet's halo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2018 11:25 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy
Seeing the ad for Chappaquiddick and I swear I'm hearing them play Donovan's Atlantis.
"Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (7ThJ3)
I don't care if it rains or freezes.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (fA1SL)
The Toronto Police report finding a man's body in the Don River, near Edwards Gardens. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Re-Elect Trudeau" T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Trudeau T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Christine at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (djCea)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (xGMkv)
"Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
That's just because Disney wouldn't sell them a license to use "Under The Sea"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Smallpox Blankets For Sale at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (HiQSt)
The SARS episode from South Park?
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (pzA2L)
Damn, where am I going to laugh at Russian and Chinese Engrish "ads" now!?
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (artIV)
Posted by: The Beatles at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (HiQSt)
https://youtu.be/xCwwxNbtK6Y
This is the greatest meta-idea to ever be filmed. Finally a story that speaks to the bully douche burnouts like myself. These are my people.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 11:28 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve's 2016 Hyundai Accent, proud Enterprise alumni at March 22, 2018 11:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Smallpox Blankets For Sale at March 22, 2018 11:23 PM (HiQSt)
The SARS episode from South Park?
It barely has a 97% survival rate.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March
you meant the took down the tranny section too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)
I love the picture at top. I wish I could download it.
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM (artIV)
Right click, save image as?
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (djCea)
One of the first computer-animated productions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at March 22, 2018 11:27 PM
Right click, save image as?
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:30 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu
-------------
*?*
Just copy and paste into a viewer, or a document.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:30 PM (w1zJX)
In the meantime:
***QDPSTEVE'S DEEP THOUGHT OF THE DAY***
If you remove the Y from 'tyranny,' you get a tranny.
***FIN***
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:26 PM (7ThJ3)
I ain't never been to Heaven (Auto Parts), but I've been to Oklahoma
Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (FFvZs)
*spit take* (Something a peer would ask at work) .
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (pzA2L)
I learned the truth at seventeen. . .
that love was meant for beauty queens
and high school girls with clear skin smiles
who married young and then retired.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Here's the address
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Dog%20and%20cows.jpg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 22, 2018 10:27 PM (nBr1j)
++++
All cats are willing to eat you. The test is whether or not they can kill you.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March
you meant the took down the tranny section too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 11:29 PM
Well, all of them, but I never looked there so I'm not sure. It was mainly the W4W and the W4WW sections I perused, of course!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: qdpsteve's 2016 Hyundai Accent, proud Enterprise alumni at March 22, 2018 11:28 PM (eMKNe)
Wouldn't a Buick LaCrosse go back to its spiritual home in Wisconsin? Or else become rebar in the Three Gorges Dam?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:32 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
That sounds like something I would say.
Posted by: Confucius at March 22, 2018 11:32 PM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:32 PM (LOq4H)
No kidding. Looking at cat scars on legs and arms (Les Nessman always had a band aid due to his kitty)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:33 PM (pzA2L)
If you remove the Y from 'tyranny,' you get a tranny.
***FIN***
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM
Not on Craigslist anymore tho
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:34 PM (gECZB)
the dj was actually moved. "I don't wanna grow up"
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:34 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Hmmm.
*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2018 11:34 PM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 22, 2018 11:34 PM (wSC8T)
Maybe it depends on the owner. No sense in having a water-damaged Oldsmobile and smoking ISIS-mobiles up there with nobody to drive them.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2018 11:34 PM (zu3jZ)
Special Ex was just a rumor. It was never a beer like that pisspott Black Label.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:35 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:35 PM (ZpfqO)
But replacing it with 'osaurus' is when the party gets started.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2018 11:36 PM (zu3jZ)
the dj was actually moved. "I don't wanna grow up
Actually it was pretty sad, the worst was the look in the employees eyes.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:37 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: ABC at March 22, 2018 11:38 PM (T1HhS)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March
heh
so did they take down the foreign sites too?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 11:39 PM (MTjB1)
Went to the "Toys used 2 be us" tonight
TV news said they weren't accepting Toys R Us gift cards as payment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: t-bird
---------
Then comes the running...and the screaming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:39 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 22, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)
now, they're finished too. it is sad. Now we have Alexa and that smart phone app, Wish.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:40 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March
well, capitalism
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 22, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: P Warbler at March 22, 2018 11:40 PM (wSC8T)
That's just plain nuts.
Posted by: Ford Prefect at March 22, 2018 11:42 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2018 11:42 PM (rnAwa)
Sure, rub it in. My first car was the family's Olds Firenza
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:42 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Supai at March 22, 2018 11:43 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2018 11:39 PM
Just checked a Canadian page and those are still up, so maybe I'll have to be a Leaf now lol.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 22, 2018 11:43 PM (gECZB)
Went to the "Toys used 2 be us" tonight
TV news said they weren't accepting Toys R Us gift cards as payment.
At check out, the clerk said "Just so you know, all sales are final."
I was like "Huh?"
Him, "We're having people try to return stuff...and getting pissed when they can't."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 22, 2018 11:43 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Brad at March 22, 2018 11:43 PM (djCea)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 22, 2018 11:43 PM (FFvZs)
It's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Future Sexbots of America, Online League 21L at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (xGMkv)
now, they're finished too. it is sad. Now we have Alexa and that smart phone app, Wish.
Posted by: booknlass
---------------
We have a survivor, who is probably feeling pretty good about now.
http://www.toyboxasheville.com/photos/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (FJXGr)
It won't be heaven with Mexican weather girls. Doing synchronized twerking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 11:47 PM (pNxlR)
"Sunny and warm again for the 38 billionth day in a row! Ay carumba, what are the odds?!?" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:47 PM (eMKNe)
We have a little one near here, too, called Mother Goosebumps.
one of my friends from college invented a new building block called Lux. He debuted them at Mother goosebumps.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:47 PM (xGMkv)
I'll be the first to admit, I couldn't have done it without the inheritance my grandparents left me as seed money. I know there are a lot of people who have had to put their dreams aside because they had no practical way of starting. But with six and a half years of actual bookselling under my belt, and a few bucks in my hand, I went for it. I already knew who the major players were in the distributing field, I knew how books were inventoried, and I sure as hell l knew how not to run a bookstore. I subleased the back wall of a used electronic game store (I knew the kid's father who was heavily invested in the kid's business) and never looked back.
Donna, you have my sympathy with the resume writing and the LinkedIn page. I never had to worry about anything like LinkedIn or wonder what the Hell a prospective employer was digging around the net looking for on me.
Best of luck to you.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at March 22, 2018 11:47 PM (4VPz/)
Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2018 11:47 PM (n13/j)
http://www.toyboxasheville.com/photos/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (FJXGr)
My sister runs a small chain of very successful independent toy stores based in Vancouver, B.C. She has indicated to me that she would like to sell out, but buyers with both the necessary interest, and the necessary capital are few and far between.
Posted by: Ford Prefect at March 22, 2018 11:48 PM (Dbv1R)
when he was reunited with his old Oldsmobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
>> weather girls...
Yes, without. I'm just a walking typo. It's the one-handed typing....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Did you also know that more dogs die from distemper than from drowning while attempting to circumnavigate the globe?
First dog to circumnavigate the globe was Wagellan. He licked he balls each and every day during that voyage, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 11:49 PM (pNxlR)
"Somebody refresh my drink?!"
"Sorry senator, all we have in stock down here is Mr. Pibb"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
Goodnight everybody. I'm more tired than usual. must. sleep.
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:50 PM (xGMkv)
The kiddo's look so happy and engaged.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:51 PM (pzA2L)
Cancer, heart disease and diabetes are slackers. Bitches had better get serious!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 11:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
You should be pretty good at that by now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2018 11:52 PM (cu8/f)
when he was reunited with his old Oldsmobile.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
Now, there would be a great music video: Dead Teddy Kennedy, his face in a rictus of terror, behind the wheel of his old Delta 88, futilely stomping on the brake pedal, as it careens down a twisty descnding corkscrew passage into the pits of Hell, as AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" plays loudly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (Dbv1R)
But whose butt did he sniff?
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2018 11:54 PM (1Lm4I)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:50 PM (xGMkv)
Night! Sleep tight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:55 PM (Dbv1R)
No waitress sandwiches either.
Sorry, not in a charitable mood to wish good on evil assholes (living or dead).
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:55 PM (pzA2L)
We just rediscovered a part of our family history Tuesday. I was looking at something online about the Civil War and found an escutcheon depicting one of my ancestors.
After Dad died, when we probated his estate, it turned up missing. No record of what happened, just gone.
I was perusing some items in an antique shop and there it was. Older daughter and I are going to Mass and retrieve it next week. Gonna cost me $350, down from $500. Kinda pissed I have to buy back something stolen from us, but at least it's home again.
The individual involved is a bit of a badass, having fought in and survived Bull Run, Antietam, Cold Harbor, Gettysburg and being captured in Bethesda for a stint at Andersonville Prison.
After he as mustered out he came home and spent his life being a carpenter.
We have some stuff he made that is as solid as the day it was crafted.
I'd love to have met him.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2018 11:56 PM (S/hVx)
But whose butt did he sniff?
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (pzA2L)
The list of whose butts he didn't sniff is shorter.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 11:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2018 11:50 PM (xGMkv)
Buenas noches. God bless.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:57 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
You are the video dude here. Make it happen. Is Ralph Bakshi still around? He could do it up right, if he were inclined to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2018 11:57 PM (Dbv1R)
Well, actually I am, it's just the sticky keys that are the problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
*chuckle*
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 22, 2018 11:58 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 11:59 PM (utmva)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:00 AM (fA1SL)
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/unsane-2018
Also, I just discovered last night the 1970 classic flick with Peter Boyle, "Joe," is coming out on bluray next month.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:01 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2018 11:49 PM (pNxlR)
Did he not have a Cabin Boy?
Posted by: Ferdinand Magellan at March 23, 2018 12:02 AM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 12:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:03 AM (utmva)
IDK. Is it like the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor line? Really, really want to beat the living sense in that RINO, Paul Ryno. Eff him, his PX work out and his mansion's wall. SOB needs a broken nose.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:04 AM (pzA2L)
My two wheel Skycycle almost took me there from Snake River Canyon, but the damn parachute deployed too early!
Posted by: Evel Knievel at March 23, 2018 12:05 AM (Kj1In)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (utmva)
We have some stuff he made that is as solid as the day it was crafted.
I'd love to have met him.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2018 11:56 PM (S/hVx)
That's pretty cool, irongrampa!
John L. Burns, the Hero of Gettysburg, was married to my great-great-great grandaunt. (I think that's the correct number of greats). Lincoln asked to meet him after giving the Gettyburg address, and they sat together at the service afterwards.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Baseball bat usd in assault case at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (pzA2L)
Automatic or manual?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Only Pre Op Tranny's have a stick shift!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 11:59 PM (utmva)
Maybe you sould send your sarcasm detector in to the shop for calibration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:08 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2018 12:08 AM (nWc4E)
This is a question on a YouGov poll.. Have I missed something lately?
There is no doubt but that Trump would beat that hair-sniffer, are you kidding?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 23, 2018 12:08 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
Tell me about it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 23, 2018 12:09 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2018 11:59 PM (utmva)
Maybe you sould send your sarcasm detector in to the shop for calibration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:08 AM (Dbv1R)
Isn't it amazing how the GOPe Congress can snatch defeat from the Jaws of Victory?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:10 AM (NgKpN)
Snow blowers go to someplace that sucks like, say, New Jersey.
All day suckers go to someplace that blows like, say, New Jersey.
For all your suckage or blowage needs, consider New Jersey your only answer!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 12:10 AM (vzMuS)
Don't know. How many millenials can actually drive a stick?
Posted by: kinda buzzed at March 23, 2018 12:10 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:07 AM (QxXRY)
Do they have the chops to play that tune? Would be great if they could.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Biden said something about how he would have kicked Trump's butt in high school. Trump, of course, wasn't going to let that go by unremarked. So the press accused Trump of threatening Biden.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Paul Ryno super rich asshole at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
They may have very well destroyed the chances of victory in the next election cycle...
They just did a big F U to their base.... the very base they needed to be EXCITED to go out and vote for them so they'd have a decent turn out.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:14 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kinda buzzed at March
something ironic is that the percentage of millennial kids that know how to drive a stick is well below recent historical averages, however, the percentage of millennial girls that know how to ride a stick well is much higher than the historical norm.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:15 AM (pzA2L)
Kansas State moves on.
Looks like Florida State is also moving on.
Interesting tournament. Glad I don't gamble.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2018 12:15 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, as a band, they're dead. Been dead for ? twenty years?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:15 AM (7ThJ3)
Ain't that right, ya disingenuous malcontents?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:15 AM (fA1SL)
Joe Biden would look upon Trump, and all thoughts of violence would immediately vanish. The celestial nobility of the great man would leave him ... how would you put it? ... in awe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 12:16 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
I've been meaning to do Mexican Weather Girls ONT Compliance Pics. Keep reminding me
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 12:17 AM (eh0Va)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:17 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:18 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 12:17 AM (eh0Va)
You'd better hurry up. They age quickly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:18 AM (8gDQu)
Millennial daughter and son can both drive a stick. They had no choice but to learn it as those were the only cars we owned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:17 AM (utmva)
Was at a Hospital in Fresno that had Valet Parking...
They had to ask THREE employees before they could find one to park my stick shift Camaro...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
Why is it never Mexican Weather Girls who come here and never leave?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:20 AM (utmva)
They had to ask THREE employees before they could find one to park my stick shift Camaro...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:19 AM (NgKpN)
By the 2nd one I would have said, "Thanks, I'll park it myself."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:20 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: W.W. Beauchamp at March 23, 2018 12:21 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:21 AM (nBBdT)
Imagine, if you will, the thrill rides that would comprise the Dead Kennedys Amusement Park.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 12:22 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:18 AM (n13/j)
The Leadership of Congress is picked by???
Oh... that's right... the Caucus...
Do you know that they did not get this Spending bill until MIDNIGHT the day before the vote?
And its over 2200 pages long?
the MEMBERS of Congress need to stand up to the leadership.... or they are just Cucks...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:22 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:23 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j)
The Kennedy scene would be shootable, I'd bet. Would have to green-screen in the fire and SFX.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)
I think animation (well-done animation, not crap), would work better. Along the lines of those old-school horror comics. Sort of ultra-realism. Bloodshot eyes, beads of blood-sweat appearing on his forehead, dilated pupils, five o'clock shadow...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:23 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:24 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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I could set up the miniature golf course.
Posted by: Michael Skakel at March 23, 2018 12:24 AM (y3sT9)
451 How do you expect people to drive a stick? One hand on the wheel, the other hand tapping your smart phone. People don't have three hand you know!
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Oh, it can be done, believe me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 12:24 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 23, 2018 12:25 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)
Daddy cried on the inside....
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:25 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Smart phones are nothing compared to the old radios that you had to dial in. Man, people used to concentrate on those damn radios - they'd have their eyes off the road for a long time as they cursed the radio station going in and out of reception.
And how come there's no job for the left foot, now? They took the convenient high-beam switch off the floor and put it on the steering column so now the left foot just sits around and causes trouble because it's bored.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:26 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)
Trump's butt in high school. Trump, of course, wasn't going to let that
go by unremarked. So the press accused Trump of threatening Biden.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Joe Biden is the Cuisinart Hackysack!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:26 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)
Trump, on his own, is choosing to sign this bill. Can't blame Congress for his refusal to veto this piece of shit.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:27 AM (utmva)
Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at March 23, 2018 12:27 AM (pzA2L)
And its over 2200 pages long? --
Yeah, remember when Repubs promised they would never do that? Good times.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:28 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:27 AM (utmva)
Your eeyoring is misplaced until, and if, he actually does sign it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aAEG91Cu6U
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (utmva)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, NBV Inspector at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (O36rv)
the left foot just sits around and causes trouble because it's bored.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Idle feet are the devil's playground.
Or is it workshop?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)
Couldn't believe the Dodge Demon was an auto. However, my little old lady co-worker, has a Dodge Challenger, manual, whose husband said, "Screw tire rotation, she drives like Ayrton Senna."
Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (pzA2L)
Genus: Trannyosaurus.
Species: erectus.
Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (aId/R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:27 AM (utmva)
Your eeyoring is misplaced until, and if, he actually does sign it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)
The Budget director said that Trump will sign it.
Posted by: Confucius at March 23, 2018 12:31 AM (H+7tw)
Now that we've beat the Sweetheart Team (UMBC), let's beat the Sweetheart Sister-of-Loyola!!!
Bruce Weber = Coach of the Tournament.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #EMAW at March 23, 2018 12:31 AM (QRQUw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:31 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 12:31 AM (H+7tw)
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2018 12:31 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 12:32 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)
I can't even remember the last time I saw one.
Shame. I used to love driving a manual. I'm sure some EPA or CAFE reg will make them totally illegal, soon. The shit they force on cars these days is annoying as all hell. You start the car and all sorts of things adjust themselves without input. Annoying isn't really strong enough a word to describe it. I like dumb cars.
And I haven't noticed the gas mileages being that much better than 30 years ago. I have a new Ford Escape and the thing gets less than 20 mpg ... with a friggin 4 cyl engine. And it's not even a big car - barely an SUV. My old 2005 Escape was getting 17 mpg with a 6 cyl, and a larger car.
One difference that is nice is that engines seem to last a lot longer, but that's a hell of a trade off for all this other shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:32 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:30 AM (utmva)
Well, let's suppose he wants to lull the GOPe and the Donks into thinking they got their way. Then, at the 11th hour, he declares, "I have been getting so much feedback from the voters about how terrible this Omnibus bill is, that I feel I have no choice but to veto it." Saved in the nick of time, as it were.
I mean, that's the way the man plays it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:33 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:33 AM (utmva)
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I could put together a great thrill ride, called Splash!
Posted by: John-John at March 23, 2018 12:34 AM (Zdm89)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:34 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: auscolpyr pissbott at March
lol.
everything is auto and turbo or super charged.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)
the Donks into thinking they got their way. Then, at the 11th hour, he
declares, "I have been getting so much feedback from the voters about
how terrible this Omnibus bill is, that I feel I have no choice but to
veto it." Saved in the nick of time, as it were.
I mean, that's the way the man plays it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)
That is my dream.
And then he bitch slaps every cuck GOPe that voted yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 12:35 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:33 AM (utmva)
That tracks their use of toilet paper almost exactly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:35 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Yeah, I've stabbed at the 'clutch pedal' in the Buick, while waving my hand over the floor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:36 AM (ZpfqO)
That's why everything out of Congress is fucked up. If Trump's people dont' come out ahead in the 2018 elections, it'll be even more fucked up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2018 12:36 AM (V2Yro)
Woo hoooo
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:36 AM (utmva)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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...and deodorant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:37 AM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:37 AM (Dbv1R)
1) it isn't signed yet; and
2) if things are as dark as you make them out to be, then, seeing the play no longer entertains you, why not leave the theatre? The door is always open.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:38 AM (fA1SL)
Shame. I used to love driving a manual. I'm sure some EPA or CAFE reg will make them totally illegal, soon. The shit they force on cars these days is annoying as all hell. You start the car and all sorts of things adjust themselves without input. Annoying isn't really strong enough a word to describe it. I like dumb cars.
And I haven't noticed the gas mileages being that much better than 30 years ago. I have a new Ford Escape and the thing gets less than 20 mpg ... with a friggin 4 cyl engine. And it's not even a big car - barely an SUV. My old 2005 Escape was getting 17 mpg with a 6 cyl, and a larger car.
One difference that is nice is that engines seem to last a lot longer, but that's a hell of a trade off for all this other shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March
suvesque anything ruins your mileage. lots of sedans have not trouble getting 30 but you never find an suv that gets much more than 20. Even when I drive as responsibly as possible I can never break 23 mpg on the freeway.
you are right about the sticks being more fun. we have the paddle shifters which I would like to use, especially for down shifting, but I never do because I assume I am just putting more wear and tear on the transmission and probably not doing as good a job as the computer anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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...and deodorant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 12:37 AM (nBBdT)
... and razors for the women's legs and armpits.
I see a pattern. At least it's trending in the right direction, if ever so slowly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:38 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:39 AM (utmva)
The founder of Toys "R" Us died Thursday as the company planned to liquidate its inventory and close all of its U.S. stores.
Charles Lazarus died at 94 Thursday morning, according to a Toys "R" Us spokesman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
But people today, not just Millennials, have no attention spans it seems to me. I remember when if you saw a car swerving across lanes, it was a drunk. Now, it is ALWAYS some jagoff with a cell phone. I am libertarian by nature, but I would be happy to see the cops nail these people with huge fines. They are a menace! (as Judge Smails would say)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2018 12:41 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:41 AM (utmva)
Could I interest you in the latest offerings in gents' hemp neckwear?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (fA1SL)
have the paddle shifters which I would like to use, especially for down
shifting, but I never do because I assume I am just putting more wear
and tear on the transmission and probably not doing as good a job as the
computer anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
My '08 Suburban has a six-speed automatic that can be driven in manual mode, which I only use if I want engine braking descending a long grade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (Dbv1R)
It's almost like DC effing hates us. Burn, scatter, salt...etc. Pray for SMOD.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (pzA2L)
not really a hatchback guy but would be fun to drive for a day or so, especially if it was a rental.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (MTjB1)
You want to find your way into my "Shit-Zone".
...do that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:44 AM (utmva)
*crying* but knew it was coming
Posted by: Joffrey the Giraffe at March 23, 2018 12:44 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
I have paddle shifters on my wheel (it took me a while to figure out what the hell they were as I expected the shifting buttons to be on the auto stick, where they belong) but they are kind of weird. And since they're on the wheel they turn with the wheel so you can't really downshift in a turn since you - well, I - lose track of which one is which. And they just don't seem to work like I think they should, anyway. Not much fun, at all.
One thing I absolutely DESPISE is this start-stop crap that Ford forces on me. The engine shuts itself off every time I stop, basically. The sales guy kept trying to tell me how much I would like this and I told him to just stop talking. I figured that I would turn the switch off, though, and not be bothered by it ... but NOOOOO .... Ford won't let me do that. I have to turn that fvcker off every single time I start the engine. I think they do that so they can lie a little more on the mileage stats. Infuriating.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:44 AM (8gDQu)
And since Trump seems to be our last chance of voting our way out of this mess, I will hold fast.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 12:45 AM (rnAwa)
said Trump will sign it. He is signing it. Stop saying he hasnt signed
it yet so there is no need to be upset. Fucker is as good as signed.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:41 AM (utmva)
Of course, he's going to say that. Geeze, how else is he going to make his base feel empowered than by suddenly "discovering" their opposition to the bill, and changing tack to veto it? It's theater, man.
Remember how you were convinced he wasn't going to fire McCabe, until, suddenly, he did, at the literal 11th hour?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)
One thing I absolutely DESPISE is this start-stop crap that Ford forces on me. The engine shuts itself off every time I stop, basically. The sales guy kept trying to tell me how much I would like this and I told him to just stop talking. I figured that I would turn the switch off, though, and not be bothered by it ... but NOOOOO .... Ford won't let me do that. I have to turn that fvcker off every single time I start the engine. I think they do that so they can lie a little more on the mileage stats. Infuriating.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March
L.O.L Hate the stop start thing. Would never buy a car with it. Was hard to find one without it for a while. Guess it has gone by the wayside now. Has to be rough on your starter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:46 AM (fA1SL)
I've read The Art of War but haven't read The Art of a Deal. My pissy life can't take much more of this theater with girly boy Ryno and China girl McTurtle in charge.
Posted by: Joffrey the Giraffe at March 23, 2018 12:47 AM (pzA2L)
And yes I said I mis judged Sleepy McSessionsford on McCabe. Broken clock theory. But good for him that he woke up long enough to actually do sometbing.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:48 AM (utmva)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:48 AM (pzA2L)
Could I interest you in the latest offerings in gents' hemp neckwear?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:42 AM (fA1SL)
Yes. It's not that skinny rope, is it? Too hipster for my tastes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 12:49 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 12:49 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 23, 2018 12:49 AM (H+7tw)
This isn't very hard to understand, really.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:50 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:51 AM (Dbv1R)
Sorry... I'm just a bit pissed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Take up depression. Less adrenal fatigue.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 12:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2018 12:51 AM (nWc4E)
I feel better I guess.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:52 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:52 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2018 12:52 AM (UiRxW)
Mary, pay attention,
W.W. Beauchamp : Who, uh, who'd you kill first?
Will Munny : Huh?
W.W. Beauchamp : When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first.
Will Munny : Is that so?
W.W. Beauchamp : Yeah, Little Bill told me that. And you probably killed him first, didn't you?
Will Munny : I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.
W.W. Beauchamp : And so, who was next? It was Clyde, right? You must have killed Clyde. Well, it could have been Deputy Andy. Wasn't it? Or, or...
[Will points the rifle in his face]
Will Munny : All I can tell you is who's gonna be last.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 12:53 AM (pzA2L)
Like I said, I think they needed it for the mileage numbers, since they have some seriously ridiculous fleet mileage averages they have to get to.
Guess it has gone by the wayside now. Has to be rough on your starter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1)
The upside is that the starter is beefed up for that crap. I can stop having to turn it off each time by driving in sport mode, which is okay. Up to now, though, I've just turned the switch off each time - sometimes only when I stop and hear the engine stop - and curse Ford a little, but my mileage is so unimpressive that I think I'm just going to start driving it in sport mode all the time and see how much worse it gets. They advertised 22 mpg in the city and I drive in a very suburban/country area. I'm just barely squeezing 19mpg out of it, with a very soft gas pedal. I can't imagine how bad the mileage would be if I were still in the city. Sheesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 12:53 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:53 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 12:51 AM (Dbv1R)
If My memory serves me right it's ten days excluding Sundays.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 12:55 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (utmva)
This isn't very hard to understand, really.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:50 AM (fA1SL)
but if the base does NOT get vocal about his bill... it may very well be signed...
Unlike Congress... Trump does listen to his base... but we have to be LOUD and CLEAR to get through the gatekeepers on his staff, for him to hear us.
So like some others... I will continue to rant and rave about this bill...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:52 AM (fA1SL)
Excellent, excellent. I'll take 17 feet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (nWc4E)
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 12:51 AM (NWiLs)
*HAH!*
...stupid emotions. I've already apologized to her over the phone.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
If he signs it then yes he is one of the two. There is no 3rd option. It would be like Obama saying meh, I tried to nationalize health care but instead here is $1.6b to buy some band aids and while Im at it, a 40% tax cut for millionaires. But trust me this is great for Dems.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Apologized? For what? Doesn't sound like you were in the wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 12:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Apologized? For what? Doesn't sound like you were in the wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March
well, this is going to be interesting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (PUmDY)
You know what works like that now? Gas-powered golf carts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
Well, you heard Mr. Quixote, it's time to get BOLD and get VOCAL!!!
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:00 AM (fA1SL)
You are a true mensch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
What is, and why?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:02 AM (MTjB1)
Skywriting would show greater sincerity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March
you weighing in on a phone call you weren't on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: SURFPERCH at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (H+7tw)
I sent an email to the WH. Does anyone actually read those? Who knows.
Yried calling too, got a busy tone. Whcih is kinda bullshit and makes me
think they just arent interested in hearing from the rubes. A busy
signal? In 2018? Come on.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (utmva)
Send a physical letter by the U.S. Mail. Those carry more weight than e-mails or phone calls, because they are evidence of the fact that you are serious enough about the subject to get your ass off the chair and walk to the mailbox.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (fA1SL)
Bottas then Verstappen are at the top of the leader board now.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March
you weighing in on a phone call you weren't on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
*shrugs* He got hung up on and was pissed off. I'd be pissed off too, as would most people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (NWiLs)
So kudos on that PDT.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
With a giant tank of sh...aving cream!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:05 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (utmva)
be sure to include the nails as evidence of your hard work.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:03 AM (NWiLs)
With a giant tank of sh...aving cream!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:05 AM (Dbv1R)
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
Well, you heard Mr. Quixote, it's time to get BOLD and get VOCAL!!!
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (H+7tw)
But then again... I'm used to tilting at windmills...
soooo....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:07 AM (fA1SL)
We shall see.
Off to bed am I.
Good night all.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:07 AM (utmva)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March
well, first, only poking fun at you.
second, who knows why she hung up.
third, venting here about it is not going to make things better.
fourth, us weighing in on it, fun as it would be, is only going to make everything worse, possibly and most importantly, even for me an you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:08 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (utmva)
Fewer and fewer. Which means that your efforts in that regard gain more value.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:08 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:09 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)
Well, you heard Mr. Quixote, it's time to get BOLD and get VOCAL!!!
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:01 AM (H+7tw)
But then again... I'm used to tilting at windmills...
soooo....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 01:06 AM (NgKpN)
But then again...I'm just a fish with an outdated cellphone...
soooo...
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:09 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 01:10 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (PUmDY)
what beach do you swim off of, in general terms?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (pJeub)
Bottas then Verstappen are at the top of the leader board now.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/MotorsportsReplays/ has FP1-2 up now. Prob Sky feeds.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (gECZB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
Said treatment fixed my wagon when I was 7 years old.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 01:13 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
The best way to send a letter!
Posted by: Shemp at March 23, 2018 01:14 AM (H+7tw)
and indirect way to tell him to write a letter expressing his concerns,
fold it up nice and tight, and cram it up his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (fA1SL)
No, my recommendation is serious. Stop the eeyoring, and do something, like write a letter. If a million letters opposing this bill land on the Resolute desk, he will take heed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:14 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:15 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 01:15 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:15 AM (PUmDY)
I'm in the Vettel camp esp when he told Webber a few years ago when driving for Red Bull, go eff himself on the matter of team orders of when Webber was in the lead. I'm not a Mercedes/Hamilton fan.
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 01:16 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:08 AM (MTjB1)
Wait wait, let me guess cause i fell asleep around 300. Restarted the drunken phoning for friends wars have?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2018 01:17 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:17 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2018 01:17 AM
Makes me miss Dialing for Dollars!
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 23, 2018 01:18 AM (gECZB)
Said treatment fixed my wagon when I was 7 years old.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 01:13 AM (RuIsu)
Heh. As a teenager, I got a ride in a brand new '67 Camaro Z-28 with the hi-po 302 in it. A school buddy's older brother had bought it to export to England, and took us out for a ride. We went straight up 22nd Street in West Vancouver, which is a very steep hill, at over 90 miles an hour; must have caught some air on the cross avenues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:18 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 01:20 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March
something like that I guess. Not sure what the motivation of the call was. Was not invited. Since WDS is married my guess is it is not phone sex gone wrong.
Hey, where you be going? Don't hang up! Hey, I'm not done yet! Hey! Dang, she hung up on me. Now what will I do with this 10 inch knockwurst?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:20 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:21 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March
They were right.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:21 AM (MTjB1)
Last week the office - the one I just started - had a Friday chicken meal. When I heard about it I asked about alternatives. On Friday, that alternative was... salad. So I sucked it up and acted social with my salad despite knowing I'd already tagged myself as a special-snowflake and/or a weirdo.
(I snuck out and got a tuna sandwich.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 01:22 AM (6FqZa)
So there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:21 AM (fA1SL)
By land, or by sea?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:22 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:17 AM (fA1SL)
? The fasting is down to Ash Wednesday & Good Friday only. Knights of Columbus friday fish frys making you crazy already? ooo ooo & have you sat through stations of the cross every Friday in a church with no air circulation and a priest going berserk with the incense?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2018 01:22 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at March 23, 2018 01:23 AM (gECZB)
"Hey, Motherfucker, " in all my correspondence with politicians.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:23 AM (MTjB1)
set off my shill-detector. Then a little while later another stranger
quoted the first one in full, and gave a mostly agreeing position.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 01:20 AM (rnAwa)
Well, it's not Surfperch. she's a teleost fish, not a shillfish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:23 AM (Dbv1R)
Now, Yom Kippur - that sucked, but it was only a day. This, this is something else entirely.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:21 AM (fA1SL)
Impressive.
*drove from Austin to Madtown in 20hr in a Hyundai Scoop during winter*
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 01:24 AM (pzA2L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:20 AM (MTjB1)
i'll take things anthony weiner would say to a teenage girl for $100 Alex.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2018 01:25 AM (gQQ9b)
Hammy, Verstappen then Vettel now.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 01:26 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:26 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2018 01:26 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 23, 2018 01:26 AM (gQQ9b)
what beach do you swim off of, in general terms?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:12 AM (pJeub)
A secret beach just south of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (H+7tw)
That run killed that car.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (fA1SL)
Wait wait, let me guess cause i fell asleep around 300. Restarted the drunken phoning for friends wars have?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Who knows? Two folks who post here, with one peeved by how matters ended. Whatever transpired had no business getting posted here, IMHO, even if it was limited to "I'm peeved at so-and-so."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (pNxlR)
(459) The kids need a ride in a 600 HP '66 Chevelle SS396 4-speed with a 3.90 Posi out back. 11:1 pistons. It ran best on avgas.
Said treatment fixed my wagon when I was 7 years old.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 01:13 AM (RuIsu)
---
Amen, brother.
Drive on the street. Do your racing at Lions.
http://laist.com/2008/07/26/laistory_lions_drag_strip.php
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (pJeub)
597 Some time ago I started using the salution
"Hey, Motherfucker, " in all my correspondence with politicians.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:23 AM (MTjB1)
"'Sup, Jackwagon?" would be good, too.
We may elect 'em, but we're under no obligation to respect 'em.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 01:31 AM (pNxlR)
That run killed that car.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March
would like to have a reason to take a sleeper car trip for fun.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (H+7tw)
---
ah, so you ARE a fellow #Failifornian
i got that impression, but the ONT is the ONT.
i'm a Valley dude, like totally, these days, but not by birth, just generic SoCal.
thanks for the tidbit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:32 AM (pJeub)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:33 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:34 AM (fA1SL)
That run killed that car.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:27 AM (fA1SL)
Canadian Pacific Railway used to have a "Car-Go-Rail" service. You would drive to the railway station, a (union, natch) hand would drive it onto a transporter car, and hopefully secure it, and you would board a passenger car for your trip across country. It never caught on. Really no faster than a banzai cross-country drive, and often inexplicable delays in places like Field, or Moose Jaw, but you could not exit the train to explore, because duration of delay unknown. And it was no cheaper than driving on your own. I think corporate relocations made up the bulk of their business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:34 AM (Dbv1R)
I took Amtrak from DC to South Bend, IN about 25 years ago to spend the holidays with my sister. Whether there were sleeping cars or not I do not recall, but I should have used one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 01:36 AM (pNxlR)
i got that impression, but the ONT is the ONT.
i'm a Valley dude, like totally, these days, but not by birth, just generic SoCal.
thanks for the tidbit.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:32 AM (pJeub)
Oh really, how long have you lived here?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:37 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:38 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:41 AM (Dbv1R)
618 we should have a moron train trip, meet one one coast train to the other.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)
Will there be gorillas, rucksacks and lederhosen?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 01:41 AM (pNxlR)
I'll need to visit a Professional soon, but I don't want to pay for it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:37 AM (H+7tw)
---
only since the day i was inflicted, minus the short periods i was off elsewhere with Uncle Sam.
effectively?
since Eisenhower was Present-dent.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:41 AM (pJeub)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 01:42 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:42 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:43 AM (fA1SL)
I only "get a grip" when I am helping others.
Weightlessness sucks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)
The Russian word for the Slavic master race's improved and superior version of that means, quite literally, 'bag for things.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:04 AM (Dbv1R)
Faxes and e-mails can be too easily ignored. Even a phone call doesn't have that much impact (they'll zone out while listening to your rant, and only so many phone calls can bee accepted).
An actualy physical letter it a physical thing that can't be so easily ignored, especially if staffers get mounds of the stuff with angry constituents.
Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at March 23, 2018 01:46 AM (itfg0)
Rumors have emerged from the Garry McCarthy camp that there now exists a retired ballerina who wants to boldly come forward with her story.
She alleges that Rahm Emanuel did not lose his finger tip to a meat slicer at Arby's, as he has alleged. She says she smashed it with a flying Capezio toe shoe after the short little bully flipped her the bird. Fellow members of the corps de ballet have confirmed her story.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 23, 2018 01:47 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 01:48 AM (pJeub)
Heard some coyotes outside, just now, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 01:48 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 01:50 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 01:50 AM (fA1SL)
Slap!! Sorry to hear that you're down. Sometimes it helps to hear someone you don't know, say they're thinking of you.
Sometimes, it don't.
Hope tonight it's (A).
Posted by: Shopgirl: #EMAW at March 23, 2018 01:51 AM (QRQUw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2018 01:53 AM (UiRxW)
An actualy physical letter it a physical thing that can't be so easily ignored, especially if staffers get mounds of the stuff with angry constituents.
Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at March 23, 2018 01:46 AM (itfg0)
I believe the President even reads a few randomly selected letters each month.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 01:53 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2018 01:54 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)
It was heavily previewed here and it looked wretched, as in really bad and not for kids.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 23, 2018 01:58 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2018 02:01 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 02:01 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 02:04 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 02:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 02:11 AM (pJeub)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2018 02:13 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2018 02:14 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 02:15 AM (PUmDY)
Have you ever watch the Apollo astronauts do either on a whim on the Moon? In fact, because the surface friction is so low due to the reduced gravity of the Moon, it is easier and faster fly.
If Elon Musk ever lands people of Mars, they will live in an in-between situation. Mars' gravity is a bit stronger than the Moon's but much less than the Earth's. That will definitely affect them. Will they listen to the wisdom of Dorothy Gale, "There's no place like home."
Now that the "hero" of Facebook is being exposed as a schlub, Will Elon Musk be next? He has told people he is having pay him boatloads of money to fly them to Mars, that they will probably die. How is that different than asking Jews to pay the Nazis for the chance to take a shower?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 23, 2018 02:16 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 22, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
*Lays In her bed, pats the spot next to her*
Fill my wage gap.
Posted by: Lusty Busty Middle Manager at March 23, 2018 02:18 AM (ayUOl)
Gotta write something in German tomorrow, without the aid of any online translation service.
Oh well, that fact that I haven't blown myself up yet means that I can translate well enough.
On a parting note, here is "Archangel Thunderbird" by Amon Düül II:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pcla5zyZfA
Posted by: Der Politische Hut at March 23, 2018 02:21 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 02:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 02:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Now what will I do with this 10 inch knockwurst?
Hmmmm.
Posted by: mindful webworker should be in bed awreddy at March 23, 2018 02:25 AM (PukHz)
Now what will I do with this 10 inch knockwurst?
Hmmmm.
Posted by: mindful webworker should be in bed awreddy at March 23, 2018 02:25 AM (PukHz)
I'll take it!
Posted by: Shemp! at March 23, 2018 02:26 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:28 AM (H+7tw)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #EMAW at March 23, 2018 02:29 AM (QRQUw)
Your lip's bleeding, George.
Yeah, that was an answer to a prayer.
Oh, no, George. I'm the answer to your prayer.
Posted by: mindful webworker - trouble every day at March 23, 2018 02:31 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - guten tag at March 23, 2018 02:33 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - push for the number at March 23, 2018 02:33 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - push for the number at March 23, 2018 02:34 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 02:35 AM (fA1SL)
Praise Kek and Tengri.
Oh, and pax vobiscum, Horde.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 02:36 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 02:38 AM (pJeub)
My life is a wreck. Expensive health problems I can't afford. Serious family difficulties. Financial entanglements I never could have imagined.
But worst of all, there is a huge black fly in the house. No bedtime whilst it lives.
* dons pith helmet, grabs blunderbuss *
Good night, all. I'm off to hunt the wild blackfly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pttthhhhh at March 23, 2018 02:40 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pttthhhhh at March 23, 2018 02:40 AM (PukHz)
Vacuum cleaner, with the long extension. Don't go in without proper equipment, dude.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:42 AM (NXsWM)
Wonder if anyone was inside.
Where's our terlit hobo when we need him for a consult?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:43 AM (NXsWM)
I really appreciate the thoughts. More than you know.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Knight Day Jr at March 23, 2018 02:50 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2018 12:14 AM (8O3HH)
I concur, but it is tasty.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 23, 2018 02:52 AM (cu8/f)
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Well, sorta.Only biltong I've had was heavily smoked, no spices, and NOT dried beef. Antelope, gazelle, and quite fresh.
So, similar, but very different from gas station commercial jerky products.
Posted by: Morton at March 23, 2018 02:59 AM (jRSH3)
Wrote a long post, decided it really was not needed, and deleted.
BUT, then I watched the BBC Budget cuts video and laughed out loud. It was hilarious! So I posted to thank WeirdDave for the only true LOL moment of the day.
And the dog at the desk pic was soooo adorable. The dog and the cows were also cute.
So thanks WeirdDave. YMMD.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop-gorilla channel at March 23, 2018 03:23 AM (K7cZK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:24 AM (/qEW2)
Yes, Ikm punch drunk tired, but still looked up the dog. lol
Biscuit is such a cute name for him.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop-gorilla channel at March 23, 2018 03:31 AM (K7cZK)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:42 AM (aC6Sd)
1) My Acura RDX AWD gets 27mpg during road trips. It has a 6cyl, that smoothly transitions to 4, then 3 cylinders as it cruises, seemlessly. No turbo lag!!
2) Formula One Practice sessions are televised on ESNWS, (aka ESPNEWS)
With that, it's late, even in Mtn time. G'night gang!
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 23, 2018 03:54 AM (TVDOX)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:56 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Mindful's fly at March 23, 2018 04:03 AM (eMKNe)
I fell for the marketing bullshit about the Bacon King burger from Booger King. Yuck! The local BK franchise is putting about a third of the bacon promised in the advertising on their sandwiches. You get more bacon on a equally nasty Jack in the Box bacon burger.
Filthy, undercooked, greasy, and not open on time is no way to run a franchise. I predict this BK location won't exist in 2019.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 23, 2018 04:06 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:08 AM (aC6Sd)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 04:30 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 04:34 AM (pJeub)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 04:50 AM (Ckg4U)
It used to be BK was better than McD's because the burgers were hot off the chain grill and assembled per order. Now they're both basically the same crap, with no actual difference between them. Even their marketing icons are no different: A creepy clown or a creepy king.
To sum up: Chinese take-out FTW!
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 05:36 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: jsg at March 23, 2018 05:40 AM (4rBza)
Posted by: jsg at March 23, 2018 05:55 AM (4rBza)
Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2018 06:05 AM (YEpn1)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 23, 2018 06:07 AM (nBr1j)
House Intelligence Committee votes to release final report. FINDINGS: (1) No evidence provided of Collusion between Trump Campaign & Russia. (2) The Obama Administrations Post election response was insufficient. (3) Clapper provided inconsistent testimony on media contacts.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:12 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2018 06:13 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: jsg at March 23, 2018 06:14 AM (4rBza)
Posted by: jsg at March 23, 2018 05:55 AM (4rBza)
For $10, I can get a freshly prepared Chinese take-out meal (with enough for leftovers the next day) and, depending on what I order, can even get a soup with that $10.
It used to be BK and McD's were cheap fast food alternatives. But not so much anymore. For some of the burger prices/meals at those two chains, one could go to something like a Red Robin and have a sit down meal.
Oh, and that's why my shadow never crosses the threshold of a Little Caesar's store. They do the same thing as BK and McD's but with pizza: Pre-cooked and stuck in a warmer. That's why they have quick pizza take-out, usually less than five minutes, beating both BK and McD's when it comes to customer in-line wait times.
But fast is definitely not always a good thing when it comes to prepared food.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:15 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: m at March 23, 2018 06:21 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 06:21 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:23 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:26 AM (JTMqu)
Posted by: RickZ
Exactly. This is the same reason I'm not a fan of all you can eat buffets. For the same price, I can have a nice meal with leftovers for another day, plus I don' have to stand in line to serve myself.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 06:30 AM (TUUTu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bs9px5
Posted by: m at March 23, 2018 06:21 AM (U6XUk)
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Ha. Yeah, there are some good points raised on that. I'm going to have to agree that it's fake.
And congratulations, Womynz. This might have initially had nothing to do with the whole modern Women Are Superheroes movement, but it automatically has to because of the time you've forced us to live in.
Superhero woman physically saving larger, stronger, faster man from danger = fake
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:33 AM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:28 AM (8ikIW)
I don't like all-you-can-eat buffets, either. One does not know the bathroom hygiene habits of those around you. That's on top of the sneezy/coughy ones whose spittle spray gets into the food. Thanks but no thanks.
So many people go for quantity over quality, thinking they're getting 'a good deal'. They're getting a good deal alright, a good deal of someone else's germs.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:34 AM (yiR+0)
coming. CNN seems to think they have the newest sensational story of our
lifetime. Or as I heard on the internet "The Porn News Network". Even
Jerry Stringer reruns would be more interesting.
Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2018 06:05 AM (YEpn1)
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I can only figure they want to try to discourage white women from supporting him, because that's the only demographic that might be discouraged. SIngle white men? Yes, sex with attractive women is good. Black men? Yes, sex with attractive women is good. Married white men? Yes, from what we remember sex with attractive women is good, and we can confirm this by these videos of attractive women.
BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP IS JUST LIKE US!
Yeah, that'll work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:36 AM (JTMqu)
Now he even wants to watch the old Disney movie on Amazon, despite not having computer graphics and hi-tech special effects.
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2018 06:36 AM (MxEKc)
with my 10 yo son. He doesn't like reading much except for outdoor and
adventure books. He is blasting through it. We are getting close to the
sad end, which may cause some tears,.
=========================
Reading to a child or grandchild is one of the great pleasures in life. For just a few moments, you are locked inside each other's imaginations.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 23, 2018 06:42 AM (lwiT4)
Yeah, that'll work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:36 AM (JTMqu)
See, the media never had such stories with Barry because his infidelities were with men, not women; that means Barry was progressively open-minded and that's cool today. But Trump is all alpha male when it comes to women.
Hating on Trump because he likes to bang hot women is just more misandry, a war on real men. Can't have Trump as an example of a real man in this pajama boy/soy boy era. And Trump goes against everything our ultra-PC schools are teaching boys what it means to be a 'man'.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:43 AM (yiR+0)
We no see u cat. prease stop carrin!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:44 AM (BtQd4)
The Choom Gang lied about anything and everything!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:46 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:44 AM (BtQd4)
Decades ago, there was a Chinese take-out place in lower Manhattan's financial district which was cited for having cats in the freezer. Some urban legends are true.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:47 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:47 AM (yiR+0)
Fav Mexican place down in Galveston got closed down for dog one time. About 30 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:49 AM (BtQd4)
take-out meal (with enough for leftovers the next day) and, depending on
what I order, can even get a soup with that $10.
We no see u cat. prease stop carrin!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:44 AM (BtQd4)
a few years ago I was in Fresno, CA and parked in the parking area next to a Chinese Takeout. The side door had dozens of cats hanging out. I half expected to see a hand come out of the door and another cat bites the dust.
Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2018 06:49 AM (YEpn1)
Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2018 06:49 AM (YEpn1)
Near Hampton Ga (ATL) there was a building with a BBQ rest and a vet side by side.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2018 06:50 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Colin
In the better restaurants, they let you pick the one you want, like a lobster tank
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
infidelities were with men, not women; that means Barry was
progressively open-minded and that's cool today. But Trump is all alpha
male when it comes to women.
Hating on Trump because he likes to bang hot women is just more
misandry, a war on real men. Can't have Trump as an example of a real
man in this pajama boy/soy boy era. And Trump goes against everything
our ultra-PC schools are teaching boys what it means to be a 'man'.
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Yep. The same reason the majority of Americans are disgusted by what 2% of the population does (and there's no way around it- the vast majority of people are disgusted when they see men kissing or holding hands) is the same reason no one cares that a man likes attractive women and likes having sex with attractive women. ALL normal men like attractive women and would like to have sex with attractive women. Every single one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:50 AM (JTMqu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
And a lot of the married ones
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
Wanted to post a link to a video I watched yesterday of David Camera-Hogg wherein he drops the F-bomb about a million times and calls the NRA "pathetic f**kers" but, surprise! it's been removed. What a nasty piece of work that kid is.
Anyway, you can get a good gist of it from the Twitchy post about it here:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9hkpcbp
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2018 06:52 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
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All of them. If not, they're not normal. That doesn't mean they act on it, but every one will look at something nice when it passes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:54 AM (JTMqu)
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:47 AM
~~~~~
There was one in Jersey about 5 years ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2018 06:54 AM (HiDrR)
"The Daily Beast took note of Pence's response to her book in a headline proclaiming "Charlotte Pence Is Surprisingly Cool With John Oliver Trolling Her Bunny Book."
Media critic Dan Gainor thinks the Left has been surprised by Pence's response. "It flips the narrative," he told CBN News. "They're shocked by how grateful she's been, how she's reacted--she's turned it around on them," he said."
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 23, 2018 06:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 23, 2018 06:56 AM (2MIbC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:50 AM (JTMqu)
I have a friend who is disgusted by many tv shows. She'll watch an episode or two, like the show, then the show turns up the gay to eleven.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 06:56 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: RickZ
A lot of the shows out there only have enough material for 2 shows. Then they go to the tried and true, or they want to be controversial.
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 07:04 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 07:04 AM (hMwEB)
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Her book sales go to charity, and the mocker's book (wherein he makes her bunny a homosexual) also has his proceeds going to charity. When asked how she felt about him making her family pet into a raging homo, she basically said she thought it was great that he took her idea of a bunny and also wrote a book which would promote charitable giving. She's had other positive things to say about him too. She's killing him with kindness. Completely taking the wind out of his sails.
Posted by: grammie winger -saved by grace, at March 23, 2018 07:08 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)
I think you're wrong about the 'controversial' part. They turn the gay up to eleven to make it seem normal to Middle America, trying to influence the public debate. It's not called Hollyweird for nothing.
Warehouse 13 and The Walking Dead, to name two shows, made teh gay a major plot line.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2018 07:09 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2018 07:10 AM (HiDrR)
thanks grammie
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 07:10 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 06:26 AM (JTMqu)
Or Obama's Sh)#-Midas touch. All of his huge supporters (Immelt, Rantner, assorted scam artists for "green" energy) go bust. It would now be Zucker-f*@%'s turn.
Posted by: Lester at March 23, 2018 07:13 AM (LfJIn)
episode or two, like the show, then the show turns up the gay to eleven.
Posted by: RickZ
I watched a Disney movie a couple weeks ago with my kids "Coco" about some poor Mexican kid that wants to be a musician. Decent movie but one thing that struck me was there were no gay characters, blatant or subliminal, which is unusual anymore. Why is that?
Because the movie was heavily marketed to Hispanics here and abroad. Seem like the lefts new BFF won't go see movies that have the gayz agenda built in.
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2018 07:14 AM (MxEKc)
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