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Another Bomb Discovered in Another FedEx Sorting Facility

A different sorting facility, but apparently this package was sent from the same Sunset Valley suburb FedEx store, but wound up at McKinley Falls Parkway sorting facility.

The suspicious package found at a FedEx ground facility at McKinney Falls Parkway, which authorities believe to be a bomb, was sent by the same person behind a bomb that exploded early Tuesday at a FedEx facility in Schertz, U.S. Rep Lloyd Doggett told the American-Statesman.

Right now they're attempting to detonate the bomb safely, which I guess I understand as far as safety goes, but wouldn't you love the investigative potential of an undetonated bomb?

Don't we have robots that can an attempt at a simple defusing? Not one of those complicated ones you see in Hollywood movies (which apparently only happen in Hollywood movies). But if it's simple matter of cutting the line from the battery to the ignition of the bomb, we don't have robots that can do that yet?

Trace Gallagher reports on FoxNews what commenters here pointed out -- that video cameras at that FedEx store may have caught the bomber on tape.

No positive word from police on that, though. I have to imagine if they had any kind of photograph, they would share it almost immediately. This isn't a keep-it-quiet-so-we-can-catch him situation; this is a get-a-million-eyes-looking-for-the-perp situation.

This guy is obviously very impatient and is now acting in a frenzied way, despite the dragnet out for him.

One could guess that he will once again change his method of attempting to deliver a bomb. Or maybe start trying to bomb other areas. He seems to have a keen interest in killing people in Austin, though.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:30 PM




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1 I live in Austin as does one of my adult children, this is a nightmare

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (bOYSz)

2 Stay safe Texas Horde.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 20, 2018 07:26 PM (PNxpE)

3 I wonder if there is a profile of someone who would do this. Someone who has a very big grudge against Austin with prior experience in explosives? Awful.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (oiNtH)

4
I vote we get Camera Hogg and Knucklehead Smiff Gonzales to activate all trip wires...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (VM6ev)

5 see, my theory of multiple bombers competing against each other still in play

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (hMwEB)

6 No bots for that, but we do have ones that will wipe out a J walker and others that will give you a mean BJ.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (7qnb5)

7 Disgruntled postal worker.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (PnpIB)

8 But if it's simple matter of cutting the line from the battery to the
ignition of the bomb, we don't have robots that can do that yet?

I should cut the red wire. Or is it the gre....

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (O5Q3r)

9 Experts say it may be an unqualified lesbian behind these bombings.

Posted by: Clown Nose Network at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

10 I agree with the President. Dude is just sick.

I'd also like to "un-sick" the dude with a simple shot to the head.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Ckg4U)

11 I'd make a Boomer Sooner/Texas-Oklahoma rivalry quip but . . . not until the asshole is caught, I think.

Posted by: Sammy at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (953wK)

12 I hope the bomb in McCain head detonates soon.

Stay safe and stay situationally aware Austin 'rons

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (r9UYA)

13 9 Experts say it may be an unqualified lesbian behind these bombings.
Posted by: Clown Nose Network at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Tyii7)


See, if he got his qualification, this would not be happening. Like when Hitler was turned down for the Vienna art academy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (VM6ev)

14 Woah! I was Sammy there for a while.

Disorienting.

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (953wK)

15 I got Willowed and I wanted Slapweasel to know I appreciated him.


362
>Bannion flounced and left two years ago. He made an "announcement", I think. I can't remember.





I think it was a religious thing with Ace.





I talk to so many people that it gets "washed-over" and my memory is unreliable.



Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)<

Thanks
for responding. You are the first person that ever did. Bannion would
never flounce anything. Col US Army. He never had a problem with Ace and
religion over many years. I'm guessing it was something else. I lost
his damn email so I can't ask. Thanks again and thanks for the prayer
list. Super happy about Danica today.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (3fxCO)

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (3fxCO)

16 Experts say it may be an unqualified lesbian behind these bombings.
Posted by: Clown Nose Network at March 20, 2018 07:29

Just get them to munch through the box!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (7qnb5)

17 I think the standard way of disarming a bomb these days is shooting a high pressure jet of water at it.

The operator is far from the bomb when they disarm it.

But someone has to setup the disarmer so ...

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (MioLM)

18 He seems to have a keen interest in killing people in Austin, though.

Don't we all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

19 Don't we have robots that can an attempt at a simple defusing?
----

*beep beep beep BOOM*

Posted by: driverless Uber car at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (ROV4u)

20 I have a good friend in Austin. Very worried about her and her family. Hope they catch this asshole quick.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)

21 I noticed there's been barely any mention of the shooter in MD who was taken out by the school security guy.

Because the security guy had a SCARY GUN, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

22 Clearly what we need is common sense package control.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (vtofY)

23 But if it's simple matter of cutting the line from the battery to the
ignition of the bomb, we don't have robots that can do that yet?

I should cut the red wire. Or is it the gre....
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (O5Q3r)


The bots are too busy running down pedestrians. Probably working for Russia, too.

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (953wK)

24 5 see, my theory of multiple bombers competing against each other still in play
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (hMwEB)

That has a "Criminal Minds" kind of vibe to it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

25 I vote we get Camera Hogg and Knucklehead Smiff Gonzales to activate all trip wires...

They're at Harvard tonight at a symposium to offer their expertise on ...not getting shot I guess. Local media is ecstatic of course.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (O5Q3r)

26 OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)

27
Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (VM6ev)

28
OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:



"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed
outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a
destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a
Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was
proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)


Good grief. I'm sure MSLSD and CNN will find a place for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

29 If Austin drops below 55, the bomb explodes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

30 "Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.
Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM

Hi Ralph, let me introduce you and Max Bootlicker to my broken give o fuck meter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (7qnb5)

31 OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.
Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)


See, guys, THIS is how an Army colonel flounces.

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (953wK)

32 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

Only one shot.

Unfortunately the shooter got off a few before the SRO got to the scene.

This is not good for the CNN approved Narrative.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (MioLM)

33 26 OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.
Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)


So did he flounce from Fox?

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

34 We all know from the movies that bombs have big digital clocks that count down. It will usually stop with a second or two left if you guess and yank a wire or three.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (tMFgx)

35 I agree with commenter 1. Our son and other family members live in Austin. I have even more sympathy for the people in the DC area during the sniper attacks. The "not knowing who might be next" is terrifying. Assuming they get this guy/gal (I saw the other thread's recollection of Ford's attempted assassins), I hope they go full domestic terrorist/capitals murderer in charging this f**ker! As someone said earlier, this is Texas, we will kill YOU. I live in Houston, and this is not Texas Strong!

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (ThsM0)

36 Never cut the black or white wire. Unless it's plugged into the wall.

On second thought, unless you're Samuel L. Jackson, stay away from the motherfucking bomb.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (bJ0w+)

37 21 I noticed there's been barely any mention of the shooter in MD who was taken out by the school security guy.

Because the security guy had a SCARY GUN, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

1) good guy with gun stops bad guy with gun

2) Suspect possibly black

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (vtofY)

38 >>>Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (PnpIB)

39 Back when FedEx used actual forms to send packages, that would have been a nice clue to have

Posted by: TexasJew at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Z/T+S)

40 The parallels from this to the D.C. snipers are many. Wonder if they are going to start sending notes like the D.C. guys did.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (w+Jhj)

41 Wonder if this guy is just a disgruntled ex Fed-Ex employee...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (39g3+)

42 They're at Harvard tonight at a symposium to offer their expertise on ...not getting shot I guess. Local media is ecstatic of course.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM

Let Hogg's baby arms of rage flutter! I hope an Uber hits his triangle head.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (7qnb5)

43 That has a "Criminal Minds" kind of vibe to it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

yeah, maybe it's a class run by Ayer's old apprentice or something

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (hMwEB)

44 The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.

No intent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

45 i cannot see the point of random bombs. even the hate is unspecific.
hates all humanity or what?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (/ikqi)

46 Thanks for responding. You are the first person that ever did. Bannion would never flounce anything.
Col US Army. He never had a problem with Ace and
religion over many years. I'm guessing it was something else. I lost his damn email so I can't ask. Thanks again and thanks for the prayer
list. Super happy about Danica today.
-Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (3fxCO)

No problem, Brother. I appreciate the update because, as I said, my memory is unreliable.

It is a labor of love with the prayer list.

-Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

47 Cut the green wire first, Dave, after you've cut the red wire.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (ewxPW)

48 6 No bots for that, but we do have ones that will wipe out a J walker and others that will give you a mean BJ.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (7qnb5)

Also have BOTS for manipulate US Politic for interests of mother RUSSIA.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (H+7tw)

49 My well considered profiling of the culprit concludes that xe is probably some lefty loopy insane person.

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (UdKB7)

50 38: good chance ot'terror related

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (89T5c)

51 "Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.
"

Hadn't seen this comment yet before I wrote #40 above.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (w+Jhj)

52 Hi Ralph! FOAD you POS

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (r9UYA)

53 He hates these packages! STAY AWAY FROM THE PACKAGES!!!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (O5Q3r)

54 34 34 We all know from the movies that bombs have big digital clocks that count down. It will usually stop with a second or two left if you guess and yank a wire or three.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (tMFgx)


"If I could save time in a suitcase,
the first thing that I'd like to do,
is to scare the shit, out of all of my classmates and school,
and then sue like the Jooz..."

- - Clock Boy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (VM6ev)

55 are these bombs sent in state or in city ?
i mean is it likely a Texan?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/ikqi)

56 38 >>>Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.
Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (PnpIB)


Right, because a bomb showing up on your front porch is not terrifying at all.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

57 Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

Wasn't he the "expert" that claimed the missing Malayasian airline had been hijacked to Pakistan?

Posted by: Ever at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (OLS0m)

58 I need to eat something...

Catch you on the ONT, maybe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

59 Wonder if this guy is just a disgruntled ex Fed-Ex employee...
The first three bombs were made to look like ordinary USPS-delivered packages.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ewxPW)

60 Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed
outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a
destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters

....



You GO, girl!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Juan Williams, Jessica Tarlov and Shepard Smith at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ROV4u)

61 We need to ban semi-automatic bombs! OINK! OINK!

Posted by: Camera Hogg at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (H+7tw)

62 Simon says, "Kiss my ass!" Racists!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (bJ0w+)

63 I sincerely hope that they catch this peice-of-work soon, but sadly my confidence in the competence of Law Enforcement is pretty close to zero at this point.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (e11dj)

64 http://bit.ly/2FYd0jr
-------
BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (y3aQB)

65
"The quick fuse? THE QUICK FUSE!!!!"

- - Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom, Franz Liebkin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (VM6ev)

66 1) good guy with gun stops bad guy with gun

2) Suspect possibly black
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (vtofY)

38 >>>Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.
Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (PnpIB)



If it's a Criminal of Color (Colored Criminal?) it disappears from the LibMedia right quick.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ujg0T)

67 1 I live in Austin as does one of my adult children, this is a nightmare

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (bOYSz)


Good time to take a vacation to, IDK, Alaska?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (7UW64)

68 Folks in the r/austin subreddit say that police were going to every store in the shopping mall where the Fedex drop off store is, to get their video, too.

They will find something. Mad Bomber probably unibombed himself up with a disguise, though.

Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (Sp1NT)

69 'The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related'

And people are not terrified.

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

70 Commies are beta testing. They have to know who did it or what cell is doing this. I guarantee its a BAMN/AntiFa/Anarchist funded by Soros but the media would never release this info.

They are working on a narrative that covers their Commie Asses.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/LX46)

71 "Don't we have robots that can an attempt at a simple defusing? "


Barack Hussein Oblahblah is a better sapper than his sapper. Let HIM do it!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid shouts at guy near third rail at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (extUd)

72 >>57 Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

Wasn't he the "expert" that claimed the missing Malayasian airline had been hijacked to Pakistan?

Yes. He's drinking the same nut juice as Judge Nap.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA)

73 It's McKinney Falls, not McKinley falls.

Posted by: jnials at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (Ab99b)

74 57 Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

Wasn't he the "expert" that claimed the missing Malayasian airline had been hijacked to Pakistan?
Posted by: Ever at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (OLS0m)


You have to work pretty friggin hard to make Don Lemon sound reasonable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (VM6ev)

75 Since FEDEX can never find my house (been waiting for a week for a package) , don't have to worry about this.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (VWsDy)

76 The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related'

And people are not terrified.
Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)


The notorious scrupulous integrity of the FBI shines through once more.

Posted by: filbert at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (953wK)

77 By the way it is just a rumor that my middle name is Austin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (SjImc)

78 Democrats lecturing about ethics. DIAF.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (+lOpA)

79 >Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (7UW64)<



I spent a week in Homer. Fished or dug clams every day. Best vacation of my life.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (3fxCO)

80 63 I sincerely hope that they catch this peice-of-work soon, but sadly my confidence in the competence of Law Enforcement is pretty close to zero at this point.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:36 PM (e11dj)

As I said yesterday, I never thought the line by Hans Gruber about the FBI would prove so prophetic.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (vtofY)

81 I suspect Nicolas Cage.

He's been making bombs for years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

82 "If I could save time in a suitcase,
the first thing that I'd like to do,
is to scare the shit, out of all of my classmates and school,
and then sue like the Jooz..."

- - Clock Boy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (VM6ev)

Jim Croce weeps.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Loyal Order of Turtles at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (T71PA)

83
Daily Mail has pic of MD shooter. Kid looks about 12 even though he was 17.

To play the what if bomber game, what would CNN say if it turns out to be a democrat black lesbian transvestite planned parenthood worker that volunteered for obama?

Ha ha ha, its a trick question, because they would say nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (r+sAi)

84 Got a felling it's a team doing the bombs

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (VWsDy)

85 Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.
Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (PnpIB)

People are afraid. Doesn't that amount to terrorism?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (nBr1j)

86 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

Posted by: DeporaBOT

Oh FFS. I suppose the NRA had something to do with this?

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (oiNtH)

87 *flashes "L" sign to Gloomer*

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

88 Daily Mail has pic of MD shooter. Kid looks about 12 even though he was 17.

He probably was 12 in that picture...They never use a current pic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (SjImc)

89 "destructive and ethically ruinous administration"



I asked this once already, but has anybody, even just one person, ever come up with anything specifically "destructive or ethically ruinous?"

Saying it three times does not make it true.

So far I have seen nothing from President Trump to make me think he has destroyed anything of value, or done anything remotely ethically challenged.

The people flinging these comments around are the ones who have ethics issues, or at least morality issues. It is called calumny for a reason, and it is a mortal sin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:40 PM (7UW64)

90 someone explain the reasoning for Bombing random people and things isn't Terror related?
or are they stating Not islamist isis type related ?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:40 PM (/ikqi)

91 I'd give a couple cords of FW to be able to spell and/or type

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:40 PM (VWsDy)

92 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

That sheriff down there is a real winner ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:40 PM (SjImc)

93 Chicken salad sammich (CS from Zoe's), Tostitos and a glass of 2% for dinner. We're expecting snow tonight and tomorrow and frankly I'm concerned with our treat inventory level.

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

94 - - Clock Boy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (VM6ev)

OK, that's the funniest thing I've read recently. I heard the dang thing in Jim Croce's voice in my head. Which is an improvement over the usual voices in my head.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (tMFgx)

95 "have a keen interest in killing people in Austin, though."

Ever been there. I was. 25 years ago............Weird place. And they think that is cool.

Posted by: Izapole at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (TnoDk)

96 More than one person involved. Making bombs takes time and resources and cover. The Commies know what's up. We just have to call them out on this.

Remember places like Austin allow Commies/Marxists to operate freely within the city limits. This was discovered when Trump was elected and many of the Commie blue cities knew and did nothing about all Commie/Marxist/Anarchist groups.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (/LX46)

97 Another Bomb Discovered in Another FedEx Sorting Facility
--------------

Someone shipped a copy of Hillary's book?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (7ThJ3)

98 New pickup line... "I guess you work for UPS the FBI considering how you're checking out my package."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (ewxPW)

99 "Not terror related" not sure that means anything when the bomber is terrorizing the town, setting up bombs at children's busstops and now sending packages in the mail, which if one hadn't exploded at the sorting facility might be doing the honors in someone's home right about now.

The DC sniper and pal are a pretty fair comparison, I think; that wasn't "terror" but a highly personal vendetta gift wrapped in a terror campaign....he was really out to get his wife the whole time.

Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (Sp1NT)

100 I spent a week in Homer. Fished or dug clams every day. Best vacation of my life.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:38 PM (3fxCO)


Well, that was probably just the contact high speaking....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

101 >>>> I sincerely hope that they catch this peice-of-work soon<<<<

With the pace he's setting there is a pretty good chance he'll blow himself up.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (3DZIZ)

102 "As I said yesterday, I never thought the line by Hans Gruber about the FBI would prove so prophetic."

True dat. So many things like that, these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (e11dj)

103 I can easily give an oral test to Cynthia Nixon in order to figure out if she is qualified to be a lesbian. I have had years of experience testing and rating various lesbians based on various factors. I may not be able to tell right from wrong, secure from insecure, or deal with an overseas emergency situation, but doing a kind of zagat evaluation of lesbian activity is my bailiwick.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (/qEW2)

104
I agree with the President. Dude is just sick.

I'd also like to "un-sick" the dude with a simple shot to the head.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (

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He sounds mentally unbalanced. 115 grains of lead applied at 1000 fps to the back of the head balances balances out his issues instantly.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (4dz1m)

105 86 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire


Was he still holding the donut or did he drop it ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (VWsDy)

106 "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.

REMF.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

107 I'm hoping that his impatience leads to a Palestinian style "work accident".

Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (Kge8X)

108
How not to get shot? Don't visit Democrat-run cities. Democrats have poor impulse control. Look at how many shoot each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (lBwX7)

109 You Texans have to do EVERYTHING over size don't you!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (MioLM)

110 >>BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

Overworked.

Posted by: J. Sessions at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (r9UYA)

111 *flashes "L" sign to Gloomer*
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

*Looks around church property*

*Flashes L back*

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (vtofY)

112 They were interviewing some LE dude last night who posited that it might be a vet from Afghanistan or Iraq. Could be but how unprofessional and damaging that this guy threw this out there without having a clue on who it may be.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (oiNtH)

113 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

Hogg should have "woke" him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (7qnb5)

114 Well, if your a bad actor, Broward County is your huckleberry.

And I'm not talking to you Ben Affleck.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (+lOpA)

115 The Maryland shooter's demise is about the best it can get, arming people in schools, may not have to be every school but if this happens a few more times the M.O. will change.
Surveillance will catch the bomber eventually, then hope he gets hung by his balls, alive.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (aC6Sd)

116 70 Commies are beta testing. They have to know who did it or what cell is doing this. I guarantee its a BAMN/AntiFa/Anarchist funded by Soros but the media would never release this info.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/LX46)


That doesn't make any sense to me. If it's someone like you describe, they would be targeting conservatives or right-wingers, not super-progressive Austin.

I think it's probably a lone nut, but since he has some sort of grudge against Austin, he's probably a leftist who is familiar with the scene. Conservatives are aware of Austin, but just prefer to avoid the place rather than bomb it.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

117 someone explain the reasoning for Bombing random people and things isn't Terror related?

Bureaucrats usually define 'terrorism' as relating to a larger organization.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

118 this could just be a guy in Barack Obama's neighborhood.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 07:43 PM (nFwvY)

119 SarahW, i have wondered if there was one specific target and the rest is diversion.

has to be a really sick jerk.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/ikqi)

120 113 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire

Hogg should have "woke" him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (7qnb5)

He did nothing wrong! It's all Trump and the NRA's fault! OINK! OINK!

Posted by: Camera Hogg at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (H+7tw)

121 118 this could just be a guy in Barack Obama's neighborhood.
Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 07:43 PM (nFwvY)



If he had a son.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (ujg0T)

122 Clock Boy was from Texas, right?

Hmmmm

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (ANIFC)

123 Dispatch the bot lesbians to chew through that box stat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (7qnb5)

124 Has Fedex been deputized to make the arrest also when the Fedex gumshoes track him/her down?

Posted by: Lester at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (LfJIn)

125 109 You Texans have to do EVERYTHING over size don't you!


Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (MioLM)


Be careful, or Alaska will cut itself in two and make Texas No. 3.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:44 PM (7UW64)

126 you're a

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

127 Ban overnight packages now!!!!

Posted by: Michael Bloomber at March 20, 2018 07:45 PM (DpOmP)

128 "Was he still holding the donut or did he drop it ??"


I think dropping it was the first clue that he was asleep.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:45 PM (e11dj)

129 The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.


--

At which point our betters admit terrorism* = Muslims

Because WTF else is random bombs laying around to blow random people up if not terrorism?

* Yes, I know they'll say terrorism has to have some political motive or else it's just murder with the intent to terror or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 07:45 PM (JTMqu)

130
BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty | Daily Wire


Sleep tight tonight, your Broward County Sheriffs are awake!
They may be drunk, but they're awake!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

131 How in the world do they know it's not terror related?

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (CAKgV)

132 Clock Boy was from Texas, right?



Hmmmm

And they just tossed his lawsuit. So it looks like we've got motive and opportunity.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (O5Q3r)

133 frankly I'm concerned with our treat inventory level.
Posted by: Weasel
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Nah. don't worry. Dogs will snack on almost anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (cp1if)

134 Broward County bomb squad are tanned, rested, and ready. Sheriff Israel was spotted leading the team with a pair of wire snips in his Qaddafi uniform shirt pocket while boarding a flight to Texas.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (yhf6w)

135 Surveillance will catch the bomber eventually, then hope he gets hung by his balls, alive.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM

Screw that. Put him to use. Have him head to Iraq and or Afghanistan and help our troops and their advisers map out mine field routes using the old fashioned method.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (7qnb5)

136 I wondered for a moment earlier if this was someone wanting to make Fedex pay for not cutting ties to the NRA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

137 Yet it's still easier to buy a bomb than to vote. And Republicans refuse to close the bomb show loophole. They just want us to die.

Posted by: George LeS at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (+TcCF)

138 112 They were interviewing some LE dude last night who posited that it might be a vet from Afghanistan or Iraq. Could be but how unprofessional and damaging that this guy threw this out there without having a clue on who it may be.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (oiNtH)


Wishcasting.

They really think that military service is an indicator of a sick mind.

Calumny, once again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (7UW64)

139 What if it's a LEO?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

140 How do they know it doesn't have a political motive?

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (CAKgV)

141 117 someone explain the reasoning for Bombing random people and things isn't Terror related?

Bureaucrats usually define 'terrorism' as relating to a larger organization.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)


I think the use of the word implies targeting civilian populations for political motives. The Earth Liberation Front has committed arson as well as sabotage that has left people dead and maimed.

Ted Kazcynski, who certainly had political/social motivations vis a vis his manifesto, was a nut burger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (VM6ev)

142 88 Daily Mail has pic of MD shooter. Kid looks about 12 even though he was 17.

He probably was 12 in that picture...They never use a current pic
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (SjImc)

That football jersey was the last picture my Mother ever took of me. (sob!)

Posted by: Trayvon Martin former Pop Warner Star at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (4dz1m)

143 BREAKING: Broward Deputy At Parkland High School Suspended For Sleeping On Duty

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Dumbass. How are you going to be the first one out of the building when a shooter arrives if you're asleep?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (JTMqu)

144 OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)



Ralphie has really gone off the deep end. Well there's always MSNBC for his lunacy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (SiINZ)

145 People are terrified = terror

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

146 139 What if it's a LEO?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

"Really."

- - Nidal Hassan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (VM6ev)

147 139 What if it's a LEO?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)


Coolest sign.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (+lOpA)

148 Maryland officer may have "saved a great number of lives" by confronting school shooter


https://is.gd/joQ4pX

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (ROV4u)

149 Maybe Obama's old "guy I knew in the neighborhood" Bill Ayers is getting warmed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

150 >Well, that was probably just the contact high speaking....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)<

My son and I went salmon fishing, halibut fishing,and clam digging. The weather was amazing. No rain for a week. 70's. Loved every second.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (3fxCO)

151
What if it's a LEO?

Yeah, like Dennis Hopper!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (O5Q3r)

152 Fox had a retired SF EOD guy on today. Said that these are pretty sophisticated but didn't want to go into too much detail because he didn't want to give anyone any ideas. IIRC, he lost both legs to an IED in Afghanistan. Disarming a bomb has to be scary as shit because you don't KNOW who designed it and how it was designed.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (gEvQ8)

153 136 I wondered for a moment earlier if this was someone wanting to make Fedex pay for not cutting ties to the NRA.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (oVJmc)


Wow. If that turns out to be the case, this story will disappear faster than you can say "Las Vegas".

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

154
I hope it's not the FLAN. I like dessert.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (VM6ev)

155
In some parts of Austin it is easier to buy a bomb than it is to buy a book.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

156 i cannot see the point of random bombs. even the hate is unspecific.
hates all humanity or what?


Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM


There may be no hate. Just kicks. If it turns out there is no manifesto inspiring this, the MO is actually rather specific... random bombings is not personal and involves no actual physical presence in the kill. Someone like this gets what he wants from the process and the result of a killing. He does not need a hands on in the kill. Most multiple/mass/serial killer types require a power play/sadism factor and deep investment in the moment of death. Some are about the lead up to death, butkill itself is just a byproduct of the process. Others, possibly in this case want the process and the kill, but aren't interested in getting involved in the messy act of murder.

Posted by: otho at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (qGuLD)

157 116 70 Commies are beta testing. They have to know who did it or what cell is doing this. I guarantee its a BAMN/AntiFa/Anarchist funded by Soros but the media would never release this info.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/LX46)

That doesn't make any sense to me. If it's someone like you describe, they would be targeting conservatives or right-wingers, not super-progressive Austin.

I think it's probably a lone nut, but since he has some sort of grudge against Austin, he's probably a leftist who is familiar with the scene. Conservatives are aware of Austin, but just prefer to avoid the place rather than bomb it.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

They can get away with it in their commie controlled areas. The shit won't fly in red controlled areas. Look where Commies/Marxists/BAMN/AntiFa//Anarchists thrive and succeed..... In their own back yards.

The goal is to cause chaos, disrupt, and destroy.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:49 PM (/LX46)

158 Wonder if we're dealing with another John Mohammed/Lee Malvo thing.

The FBI has already announced that this is not terror related.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (PnpIB)


From the idiots who couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a map

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (SiINZ)

159 I wondered for a moment earlier if this was someone wanting to make Fedex pay for not cutting ties to the NRA.


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Zero to Las Vegas Shooter in 3.2 seconds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (JTMqu)

160 cut the green wire!
or was it the blue?

j/k

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (N0sw0)

161 My son and I went salmon fishing, halibut fishing,and clam digging. The weather was amazing. No rain for a week. 70's. Loved every second.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (3fxCO)


My cousin lives in Homer, and we get down there a couple of times a year. It's a blast from the past there--like stepping back into hippie-ville. But yeah, gorgeous, and you can spend the entire summer living on the spit (be a spitrat), for next to nothing. It wouldn't be my choice of locale for the winter, though. Not much going on, and hard to get out of. But it is the end of the road and worth the drive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

162 There are manifestos explaining this. Ask zombie about them. They have been around for decades. Plus, we have 100 years of history to look back on.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (/LX46)

163 How do they know it doesn't have a political motive?
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 07:47 PM (CAKgV)



I thought the police had begged him to contact them which implied to me there's no manifesto or other statements.

This just may be a random nutter who is intelligent and decompensating which is just such a lovely combination.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 07:51 PM (dEQP3)

164
138 112 They were interviewing some LE dude last night who posited that it might be a vet from Afghanistan or Iraq. Could be but how unprofessional and damaging that this guy threw this out there without having a clue on who it may be.

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (oiNtH)


Wishcasting.

They really think that military service is an indicator of a sick mind.

Calumny, once again.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (7UW64)

It could be a veteran. From the other side. With our Immigration and Asylum System, it very well could be a Talibani, Baathist, ISIS, or even Somali jihadi.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 07:51 PM (4dz1m)

165 I don't think he's from Austin. He would have known better than to target homes on the east side and risk being called a racist, which is a much worse crime than being a terrorist.

I'm only halfway kidding though. He did change his target demographic to upper middle class whites in southwest Austin as soon as "hate crime" was flashed on the news. I also think he hit the east side because he used highway 130 to come from San Antonio, and didn't want to go anywhere near the SXSW crowds and traffic on I-35.

The FedEx in the news report is also in south Austin, and one of the first you come to if traveling from San Antonio. I'm betting he's a washout from an Air Force base down there.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 20, 2018 07:51 PM (+/akC)

166 Peters was pretty unhinged and stupid way back - so much so he almost doesn't qualify as a TDS casualty. I wish these unserious drama queens would substantiate their wild slanders ("destructive and unethical") with specifics, at least once. Just for the heck of it. Though that might be cruel.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 07:51 PM (QDnY+)

167 67 & 79 I saw a great Homer, Alaska bumper sticker today here in Texas (on our way to Austin to get see our son). It said Homer "is a great drinking place near a fishing village."

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 20, 2018 07:51 PM (ThsM0)

168 Whoever the bomber is, he's a nutter. Let's hope that there's no way for the MSM to connect him with conservatives, because it doesn't take much, and they sure as hell will do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (9tO1t)

169 >>>55 are these bombs sent in state or in city ?
i mean is it likely a Texan?

The first four bombs were hand-placed in Austin so yeah, he's living in Austin.

Also, the fedex bombs were sent from a suburb just outside of Austin.

He's a local.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)

170 SF to ban fur sales


But keep your chin up. Sausages still available

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (VWsDy)

171 Trusting what law enforcement says in commie controlled deep blue cities has been a good idea since when? Serious question.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (/LX46)

172 We will be auditioning...er...interviewing all unqualified lesbians tomorrow.

Posted by: Austin Cops at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

173 Whoever the bomber is, he's a nutter. Let's hope that there's no way for the MSM to connect him with conservatives, because it doesn't take much, and they sure as hell will do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM

Has Brian Ross announced yet?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (7qnb5)

174 155
In some parts of Austin it is easier to buy a bomb than it is to buy a book.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

It's easier to open carry loaded machine guns than it is to buy a book in 34 states. This needs to stop.

Posted by: Gun Grabber Propaganda at March 20, 2018 07:53 PM (H+7tw)

175 139 What if it's a LEO?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

It's not an ELO!

Posted by: Jeff Lynne at March 20, 2018 07:53 PM (ANIFC)

176 Snowing out. Thanks for nothing Joos!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:53 PM (7qnb5)

177
They really think that military service is an indicator of a sick mind.

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Aren't a large number of police/law enforcement veterans?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 07:53 PM (ROV4u)

178 "not terror related" is the biggest bullshit lie currently deployed. Literally meaningless.
When I hear that I mentally translate to "we know neither jack nor shit, but we want you stupid deplorables to remain calm".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:53 PM (e11dj)

179 in case it hasn't been mentioned, they charged that Somali pig fucker in Wisconsin with murder and manslaughter, and he turned himself in.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524259/Officer-Mohamed-
Noor-charged-Justine-Damond-murder-Minneapolis.html#ixzz5AKLhVz2o

does WI have the death penalty?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (vgnpr)

180 I don't want to step on the police's play but they're begging him to "tell them what he wants to say" so that he might expose himself a bit.

It's a good play, but I don't think it will work. If this guy was gonna be a talker, he'd already be talking.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)

181 to me it feels like the excedrin murders. an elaborate plot that kills but one victim was not random.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (nFwvY)

182 It's a good play, but I don't think it will work. If this guy was gonna be a talker, he'd already be talking.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)



Yup. It looks like this is a case where the message the guy wants to send is I like blowing people up. That's it. Nothing else.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (dEQP3)

183 Why did he suddenly change to Fed Ex? Now it is like he wants to be caught. Or could be one of the other 3 reasons I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (LZJOv)

184 168 Whoever the bomber is, he's a nutter. Let's hope that there's no way for the MSM to connect him with conservatives, because it doesn't take much, and they sure as hell will do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (9tO1t)


They'll do it anyway. See: Brian Ross, "white Hispanic."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (VM6ev)

185 otho, i would guess it's not a parent. Or a strong family member.

(i'd never make a detective i know)


Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (/ikqi)

186
Trusting what law enforcement says has been a good idea since when? Serious question.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (/LX46)
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FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (vgnpr)

187 >My cousin lives in Homer, and we get down there a
couple of times a year. It's a blast from the past there--like stepping
back into hippie-ville. But yeah, gorgeous, and you can spend the entire
summer living on the spit (be a spitrat), for next to nothing. It
wouldn't be my choice of locale for the winter, though. Not much going
on, and hard to get out of. But it is the end of the road and worth the
drive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)<

Yeah, I largely ignored the hippie part. We were there to fish and eat and enjoys the views. We rented a house up on the hill above the water. I would go back in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (3fxCO)

188 The Feebs on that Criminal Minds soap opera would have this wrapped up in 42 minutes.

Posted by: testy at March 20, 2018 07:56 PM (zSVEm)

189 "while we try to pin it on one of you".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 20, 2018 07:56 PM (e11dj)

190 does WI have the death penalty?

No. But it happened in Minnesota so I don't think that makes much of a difference.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:56 PM (O5Q3r)

191 179 in case it hasn't been mentioned, they charged that Somali pig fucker in Wisconsin with murder and manslaughter, and he turned himself in.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524259/Officer-Mohamed-
Noor-charged-Justine-Damond-murder-Minneapolis.html#ixzz5AKLhVz2o

does WI have the death penalty?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (vgnpr)

Sadly, no. I don't think it's ever had the death penalty.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 07:56 PM (H+7tw)

192 Bombers are similar to pyromaniacs; they don't need a reason.

They like to see things blow up. Fooling the police and terrorizing everyone is just a part of it.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (MioLM)

193 in case it hasn't been mentioned, they charged that Somali pig fucker in Wisconsin with murder and manslaughter, and he turned himself in.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524259/Officer-Mohamed-
Noor-charged-Justine-Damond-murder-Minneapolis.html#ixzz5AKLhVz2o

does WI have the death penalty?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM

Not to nitpick but that happened in Minnesota, not WI. And no, sadly we don't have the death penalty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (7qnb5)

194 ace, ty, what a turd this person is.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (/ikqi)

195 I predict his hard drive will be missing from his computer.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (q177U)

196 Maryland officer may have "saved a great number of lives" by confronting school shooter


https://is.gd/joQ4pX


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 07:48 PM (ROV4u)
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Wonder if they'll be discussing this at the Harvard symposium or willl it just be Republicans and the NRA are evil.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (PvFoN)

197 Yup. It looks like this is a case where the message the guy wants to send is I like blowing people up. That's it. Nothing else.

Looks that way, although it took a while before Jack the Ripper contacted the press -- if he ever did, that could have just been someone monkeying with the authorities or even the newspapers themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (39g3+)

198 175 139 What if it's a LEO?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 07:46 PM (r9UYA)

Ole'

Posted by: Jon Huertas at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (VWsDy)

199 does WI have the death penalty?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (vgnpr)

he's being charged with 3rd degree murder
I think the max there is 25 years

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (hMwEB)

200 >191
179 in case it hasn't been mentioned, they charged that Somali pig
fucker in Wisconsin with murder and manslaughter, and he turned himself
in.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524259/Officer-Mohamed-

Noor-charged-Justine-Damond-murder-Minneapolis.html#ixzz5AKLhVz2o



does WI have the death penalty?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (vgnpr)



Sadly, no. I don't think it's ever had the death penalty.<



That was in Minnesota. Don't make me turn Grammie loose on you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (3fxCO)

201 They really think that military service is an indicator of a sick mind.
---
not a sick mind necessarily, just someone too stupid to go to college.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (vgnpr)

202 Not to nitpick but that happened in Minnesota, not WI. And no, sadly we don't have the death penalty.

At least, not officially. A rogue cop that shot a girl going to jail? Street justice might take care of that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (39g3+)

203 >>>181 to me it feels like the excedrin murders. an elaborate plot that kills but one victim was not random.

i don't know about those murders. I know that basic scheme of covering up a murder with other murders from Agatha Christie's The ABC Murders.

I looked them up. Pretty diabolical.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (8rNrN)

204 Wonder if they'll be discussing this at the Harvard symposium or willl it just be Republicans and the NRA are evil.

They'll probably say that this proves that only cops should have guns

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (O5Q3r)

205 Poison is a dame's weapon, as Sam Spade says.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)

206 do we have many many more sick people per capita or are we just hearing more with 24/7 news

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (/ikqi)

207 not a sick mind necessarily, just someone too stupid to go to college.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM

Hi and fuck off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (7qnb5)

208 Not to nitpick but that happened in Minnesota, not WI. And no, sadly we don't have the death penalty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (7qnb5)

Do you remember David Brom?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)

209 ace, i would think sleeping tabs or such, poison would hurt i would think.
lol

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (/ikqi)

210 That was in Minnesota. Don't make me turn Grammie loose on you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (3fxCO)
---
oh, please do, French maid outfit and all...


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (vgnpr)

211 Unfortunately, WI does not have the death penalty. that's why Dahmer got Life in Prison. the inmates administered the death penalty themselves and made sure that that life didn't last for very long.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (H80UQ)

212 The Feebs on that Criminal Minds soap opera would have this wrapped up in 42 minutes.
Posted by: testy
-------

It helps when you can have DNA analysis done during the commercial. Also, an Aspie dweeb doing all of the cyber research.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (c/EDo)

213 Wonder if they'll be discussing this at the Harvard symposium or willl it just be Republicans and the NRA are evil.

They'll probably say that this proves that only cops should have guns
Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (O5Q3r)



And the same crowd only a while ago was chanting "Hands up, don't shoot"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (SiINZ)

214 For those of you unfamiliar with Texas law...since there has already been a fatality, IIRC, the bomber has committed a murder in the commission of a felony and therefore is guilty of capital murder which means the needle. Unless they're an undocumented migrant and some judge in Hawaii disagrees.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (xQfPr)

215 Hammer - we were getting hail over here a few minutes ago.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (w+Jhj)

216 Poison is a dame's weapon, as Sam Spade says.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)


Aren't women supposed to be stabbier than men? Something about getting up close and personal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

217 I live in SW Austin. I know exactly where that FedEx store is. I shop in that area. The facility in Schertz is one we drive by on the way to my husband's mom's house. Most of this is well within 10 miles of me. I know people in the neighborhood the bomb went off in the night before last. I'm concerned but not freaked out...yet. I haven't a clue as to a profile of who would do this. My best guess is it's antifa related...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (kufk0)

218 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:57 PM (7qnb5)

Do you remember David Brom?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM

I think that was guy that killed the young cashier in Moose Lake? The name sounds familiar but I can't place it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (7qnb5)

219 So have we learned whether the Maryland fellow who stopped the school shooter and saved that very specific young lady's life is an NRA member?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (JTMqu)

220 207 not a sick mind necessarily, just someone too stupid to go to college.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM

Hi and fuck off.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (7qnb5)


I think he was referencing John Kerry's statement from years ago.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

221 Bombers are similar to pyromaniacs; they don't need a reason.

That's the sense I get too, the Unabomber was an outlier. Bombers just love the explosion and power, not toward any goal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (39g3+)

222 Aren't women supposed to be stabbier than men? Something about getting up close and personal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

Pretty much poison and there's a long track record of women killing their children that goes way back.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

223 I get the feeling that the bomber(s) is testing / practicing.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (hMwEB)

224 My son lives in Austin, and he's worried but not keeping up with it like I am. It's the changes in MO that freak me out so son's been getting texts from me every time this fucker does something different.

Posted by: stace at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (6HFDU)

225 Jane er, i didn't know that, knives scare me much worse than a gun.
i would think using a car would be better, for that special someone

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM (/ikqi)

226 >oh, please do, French maid outfit and all...




Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (vgnpr)<

Engraves redc1c4 in Grammie's stone tablet of retribution....

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (3fxCO)

227 psycho.. hitting crisis point.. he's starting to get sloppy..

Hopefully they will have him in a day or two.

Stay safe Texas/Austin morons!

As an aside.. I wonder if porch pirate activity is down??? I'm betting it is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (5tSKk)

228 I think he was referencing John Kerry's statement from years ago.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:02 PM

Ah, got it, thanks and apologies to the poster if I misread that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (7qnb5)

229 One thing is certain. The feds won't let a crisis go to waste and we will be stuck with new draconian regulations for shipping packages.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (1L9V9)

230 stay safe, lin-duh

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (hMwEB)

231
Whoever it is, its bound to me anti-climatic - "wait, what, the guy was mad because KFC changed their gravy".


Welp, ups just delivered a package, I better check for fishing line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (r+sAi)

232 200 >191
179 in case it hasn't been mentioned, they charged that Somali pig
fucker in Wisconsin with murder and manslaughter, and he turned himself
in.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524259/Officer-Mohamed-

Noor-charged-Justine-Damond-murder-Minneapolis.html#ixzz5AKLhVz2o



does WI have the death penalty?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (vgnpr)



Sadly, no. I don't think it's ever had the death penalty.



That was in Minnesota. Don't make me turn Grammie loose on you.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:58 PM (3fxCO)

Manslaughter will be an easier sell, and I think he's guilty of. I don't think he went out and thought he I am gonna kill somebody today.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (dKiJG)

233 >>>209 ace, i would think sleeping tabs or such, poison would hurt i would think.
lol

as a method of suicide, yes. as a method of murder, dames like the poison.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (8rNrN)

234 Big Sis (Obama's gal) was the one who warned us about returning veterans being potential security risks.

She and the late, great Janet Reno *types* deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

235 do we have many many more sick people per capita or are we just hearing more with 24/7 news
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (/ikqi)



Combination of both. Let's say that one in a million people is a serial killer. That means there's over 300 serial killers in the US alone. So since population has grown, there will be more psychos.

Then add in the 24/7 news cycle and we know about it more.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (dEQP3)

236 oh, please do, French maid outfit and all...

Posted by: redc1c4
-----------

That's not how grammie works. One moment everything is fine, and then, in the next, the Medical Examiner is declaring 'Death by jello fruit salad'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (c/EDo)

237 >>Poison is a dame's weapon, as Sam Spade says.

Clearly, Sam never met Vlad.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

238 "Unfortunately, WI does not have the death penalty. that's why Dahmer got Life in Prison"

It's always "Dahmer this" and "Dahmer that". Dahmer, Dahmer, Dahmer!

What am I chopped liver?

Preferably human liver, of course, and recovered from a several weeks old grave. It's like hanging beef.

Posted by: Ed Gein at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM (aId/R)

239 Hi and fuck off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:00 PM (7qnb5)
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i guess you missed the sarc tag.

it get's hidden behind my American Legion sticker sometimes.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM (vgnpr)

240 I think that was guy that killed the young cashier in Moose Lake? The name sounds familiar but I can't place it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (7qnb5)

He killed his family with an ax back in the 1980s when he was 16 years old. I stumbled over his name recently and didn't remember the crime, but the picture looked familiar. I'm not in Minnesota but Nebraska so I probably heard about it at the time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)

241 Texas won't let the bomber open a gelatto stand on their state university campus like Badger.

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM (nFwvY)

242 Damn, temp just dropped like 20 degrees. Who pissed off the weather controllers?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM (LZJOv)

243 The more chaos in a system, the more chaos in a system.

As the left and the media and entertainment create confusion and twist facts and bend reality the public consuming this becomes unattached to reality which creates chaos.

The more chaos the more confusion and it feeds upon itself.

We've become ungrounded and as such can no longer rely on there being rationality or sanity.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (MioLM)

244 i guess you missed the sarc tag.

it get's hidden behind my American Legion sticker sometimes.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM

My bad. I missed it. Apologies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (7qnb5)

245 do we have many many more sick people per capita or are we just hearing more with 24/7 news

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (/ikqi)


---

Breathless coverage is the problem.

Take this

1

that's the bomber, school shooter, etc.

Take this

1

And repeat it three hundred and twenty million times.

That's the population of the US.

But everyone gets terrified and demands we Do Something because it's all everyone talks about for two weeks until the next Do Something takes over.

It's probably even gotten worse than people being scared of a shark attack.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (JTMqu)

246 >>>
Aren't women supposed to be stabbier than men? Something about getting up close and personal?

I don't think so. I'd think it's the exact opposite. Women don't like blood and don't like physical confrontations.

Maybe against a sleeping victim, but I gotta think men use the knife way more than women.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (8rNrN)

247 as a method of murder, dames like the poison.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (8rNrN)

An heavy object across the back of the head while a few miles offshore....and then a handy weight....

What???? Stop looking at me!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

248 anyway i couldn't imagine a knife, close and personal would be grotesque.

i don't like scary movies either.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 08:06 PM (/ikqi)

249 osted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 08:04 PM

Yea I do vaguely remember that now. I wish we'd bring back the death penalty but good luck getting it with Minneapolistan running shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:06 PM (7qnb5)

250 One thing is certain. The feds won't let a crisis go to waste and we will be stuck with new draconian regulations for shipping packages.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rapey banana
------------

Any more when I take a package to the Post Office, before being asked, I just say, 'No, it doesn't contain any of those things'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:06 PM (c/EDo)

251 test

Posted by: Jolo at March 20, 2018 08:07 PM (y09j5)

252 ''Pretty much poison and there's a long track record of women killing their children that goes way back.''

Way back indeed

Posted by: Medea at March 20, 2018 08:07 PM (jm1YL)

253 >What???? Stop looking at me!




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)<


Hi Jane. I have some nice soothing meds for you. Just take my arm. Not literally.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 08:07 PM (3fxCO)

254 An heavy object across the back of the head while a few miles offshore....and then a handy weight....

What???? Stop looking at me!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)



Now I want to watch Wild Things.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (dEQP3)

255 My nearest UPS office is actually owned by a couple who worked for the CIA. No joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

256 Snowing right now and not one weather Jooo around when you need one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (7qnb5)

257 235
Then add in the 24/7 news cycle and we know about it more.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (dEQP3)


That's like extreme weather events. There have always been extreme weather events, but in the past the only people who knew about them were the ones directly affected.

Today we hear about every single extreme weather event anywhere on the planet, in real time. OMG, it's Climate Chaos!

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

258 Engraves redc1c4 in Grammie's stone tablet of retribution....

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (3fxCO)
---
she'll have to come to the ONT to get me, and we all know how *that* turns out for day walkers...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (vgnpr)

259 Women marry you if they really want you dead.


Amirite guys?

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

260 A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting violent especially in the current year.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (/LX46)

261 This snow today is just the preview event, tomorrow its 8- 12 inches, mostly in the afternoon ( for Pa and Jersey)

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (aC6Sd)

262 I postulate that the bomber is a 27 year-old computer programmer named Brad who previously supported the Sanders campaign, but has since scrubbed the Bernie! bumper-stickers off of his late model Toyota sedan.

You see "Brad" found out that Bernie! sold out the World Workers Party for a second-rate third-home on a no-name lake.

Our man "Brad" currently lives with his dad. He could afford to move out since he makes $3,300 a month (after taxes) doing the digital equivalent of 'busy work' for a catalog company, but all the Waiting-For-Trump-To-Blow-Up-The-World-Stress means that his poor nerves are totally shot.

He lives and dies by the latest breathless "It's over for Trump" news coverage, and over that past 14 months his grip on reality has begun to slip. His fondest wish is that his bomb is the one to start the war.

How close am I?

Posted by: Mr. W at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (Mz/y/)

263 Now I want to watch Wild Things.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM

I only want to watch one scene, it's about 1:43 long or so. Longer in slow motion.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (7qnb5)

264 Does anyone know if the Descion Desk is reporting on the IL primary today? Tried to Google it and couldn't find anything.

Voted for Ives. Wife asked about the race, told her my opinion. she said a few days later she would vote for Ives.

Then today said she didn't vote, the choices sucked. So much for me telling the wife how to vote Hillbitch.

Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (yJ1e6)

265 as a method of murder, dames like the poison.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:03 PM (8rNrN)
An heavy object across the back of the head while a few miles offshore....and then a handy weight....

What???? Stop looking at me!

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------

Judges 9:53 53a woman dropped an upper millstone on his head and cracked his skull.


Crude, but effective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (c/EDo)

266 stabbing someone would require more physical strength than shooting, unless you stabbed someone who was sleeping. I would imagine most female stab bears who go after men do it when the guys are asleep. even stabbing a guy in the back would be very risky.

there was a horrible case here a few years ago of a doctor who stabbed her ex-wife, an opera singer, to death in a parking garage. he bragged to the cops that he knew exactly where to make the cuts. I knew him, although not well. The murder really shocked me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (H80UQ)

267
We like to burn men in bed.

Posted by: Farrah Fawcett at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

268 test
Posted by: Jolo at March 20, 2018 08:07 PM (y09j5)


*gets out red pen*

I say B+.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (dEQP3)

269 >256
Snowing right now and not one weather Jooo around when you need one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM (7qnb5)<

They are all out drinking tonight. Bastards. Do not send that shit my way.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (3fxCO)

270 Well, we know the correct perpetrator will be caught eventually because the FBI always gets its man, or someone anyway. Paging Richard Jewell.

Posted by: testy at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (zSVEm)

271 A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting violent especially in the current year.


Perhaps the thespian stats skew that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:10 PM (CzpbT)

272 96 More than one person involved. Making bombs takes time and resources and cover. The Commies know what's up. We just have to call them out on this.

Remember places like Austin allow Commies/Marxists to operate freely within the city limits. This was discovered when Trump was elected and many of the Commie blue cities knew and did nothing about all Commie/Marxist/Anarchist groups.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (/LX46)

----

For one person with minimal knowledge, making a dangerous explosive device is actually pretty easy. Unfortunately.

The Unabomber lived alone in a one room shack in rural Montana and ate cabbages he grew fertilized with his own shit. One guy living in poverty, took decades to catch him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 20, 2018 08:10 PM (t5m5e)

273 Lol, that's stabbers, not stab bears. It would be unwise to try to stab a bear.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:10 PM (H80UQ)

274 A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence.........
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:08 PM

I have always put it down to that monthly occurrence

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 08:10 PM (aC6Sd)

275 don't you dames read any Dashiell Hammett?

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (nFwvY)

276 Noticed Peters losing it long ago. He can join the nevertrumpers in my pit of shitstains.

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (CAKgV)

277 Supposed to have 4 inches by tomorrow here in central OH. What do they say about March? In like a lion out like a lamb? It's more like in like a lamb out like a lion.

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (jm1YL)

278 I wonder if Hannity the blabber mouth had Joe Bastardi on today, and if so, allowed him to speak?

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

279 I'll trade you guys your snow for our freaking tornadoes, hail, and 70 mph winds.

And I had to struggle out of my hair salon today with freshly blonded hair!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

280 They found a WHAT?!?!

Posted by: The Heroes of Coward County at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (zu3jZ)

281 >>>A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting violent especially in the current year.

a slap that you can get away with is a lot different than a knife attack where there will definitely be fight-back.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (8rNrN)

282 >>>Poison is a dame's weapon, as Sam Spade says

saw this yesterday.
an old, true life case where the wife used anti-freeze and oleander.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (N0sw0)

283 Not much blood if you leave the knife in.

Just sayin'

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (MioLM)

284 One thing we know for certain, the FBI will have interviewed this guy 6 months ago and determined he was of no special concern or interest.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (UfMVm)

285 >>there was a horrible case here a few years ago of a doctor who stabbed her ex-wife, an opera singer, to death in a parking garage. he bragged to the cops that he knew exactly where to make the cuts. I knew him, although not well. The murder really shocked me.

Sounds like it caught her by surprise too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

286 I don't know how I would murder someone.

Self-defense I can visualize. Murder is too complicated.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (hMwEB)

287 I like "dames." Old school. Rat Pack-ish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

288 >And I had to struggle out of my hair salon today with freshly blonded hair!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)<

pics or it didn't happen

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (3fxCO)

289 279 I'll trade you guys your snow for our freaking tornadoes, hail, and 70 mph winds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, I'll keep my snow, Jane. I ain't complaining.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

290 Worst thing to attack bears with?




Nunchucks.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (+lOpA)

291 >>>273 Lol, that's stabbers, not stab bears. It would be unwise to try to stab a bear.


My dad taught me to stab bears, with my penis.

"I didn't really want to do that," I said.

"Neither did I," he said with a smile.

Posted by: Ace in Confessional Mode Again at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)

292 My bad. I missed it. Apologies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (7qnb5)
---
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness.

Posted by: Cpt Nathan Brittles, US Cavalry at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (vgnpr)

293 stabbing someone would require more physical strength than shooting, unless you stabbed someone who was sleeping. I would imagine most female stab bears who go after men do it when the guys are asleep. even stabbing a guy in the back would be very risky.


In the eye. You stab them in the eye, right into the brain. Like the Walking Dead Zombie kills. They never see it coming.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (LZJOv)

294 "Damn, temp just dropped like 20 degrees. Who pissed off the weather controllers?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel"

They're feeling a little meshugenah today.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:14 PM (w+Jhj)

295 271 A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting violent especially in the current year.


Perhaps the thespian stats skew that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:10 PM (CzpbT)

Not likely.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:14 PM (/LX46)

296 Any thoughts on MyPillow(TM) over the face? Get the guy (or dame) drunk enough, and MMMMPHFFFFF!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

297 I doubt most women have the strength to stab someone to death. Not with my crappy knives, anyway. I can't even stab a butternut squash.

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:15 PM (CAKgV)

298 >>>saw this yesterday.
an old, true life case where the wife used anti-freeze and oleander.

I think there was a Sam Spade story (or a Continental Op story) called Fly Paper, where the murderess bought a lot of fly paper and then (not sure how) put it through some process to extract the poison, then fed it to her husband.

I think that used to be a semi-common method of murder.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)

299 Illinois Primary 2018: GOP race between Rauner and Ives closer than expected




All I've seen so far on the IL Primary. I hope that commie rat bastard Rauner is given his walking papers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

300 wonder who it could be ??

Posted by: Shorting fedex at March 20, 2018 08:15 PM (VWsDy)

301 >>> Lol, that's stabbers, not stab bears. It would be unwise to try to stab bears.

When you stab bear, bear stab back.

Posted by: Grizzly Bear Holding a Kitchen Knife at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (H+7tw)

302 Agatha Christie's main area of research, as far as her mysteries, was poison. Poison is the weapon in a fair number of stories.

Again: A dame's weapon. Even in fiction.

Posted by: The Continental Op at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (8rNrN)

303 I thought fly paper was just a gummy adhesive? Is there poison involved, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (JTMqu)

304 216 Poison is a dame's weapon, as Sam Spade says.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)

Aren't women supposed to be stabbier than men? Something about getting up close and personal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)



I would think that the "stabby stabby" would be more of an in the moment/crime of passion type of thing. Poison would be the option for a woman doing a planned out method.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (lKs2v)

305 A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non
reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting
violent especially in the current year.

I'll bet that was an interesting questionnaire.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (O5Q3r)

306 Not sure who we are shooting/stabbing, but knives are personal. Its much cleaner to pop someone in the head from a half mile or so.

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

307 Today we hear about every single extreme weather event anywhere on the planet, in real time. OMG, it's Climate Chaos!

Also, what's with inAccuweather calling evertything a "snow event" now? WTF ever happened to just calling snow "snow?" FFS.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (e8PP1)

308 I'm getting a new roof because of the last batch of 70mph winds. If they don't hurry up, I'm getting new ceilings and bedrooms painted too, maybe new carpet.

Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (CAKgV)

309 I wonder what news I'll miss tomorrow? I didn't find out about the bomb the night before last until the next day and todays stuff until I got home from work.
Could be a disgruntled Amazon delivery guy....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (kufk0)

310 Another bomb just went off in Austin.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

311 Jeez, another bomb blast in Austin.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (H80UQ)

312 White oleander is poisonous. The pink variety, not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

313 Hubby said another explosion. Just in on Fox news.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (dUJdY)

314 6th bomb blast in Austin

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (PvFoN)

315 302 Agatha Christie's main area of research, as far as her mysteries, was poison. Poison is the weapon in a fair number of stories.

Again: A dame's weapon. Even in fiction.

Posted by: The Continental Op at March 20, 2018 08:16 PM (8rNrN)

In two of the Nero Wolfe stories I'm reading, poison was used by men.

But yeah, stereotype is women's weapon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (xJa6I)

316 266 stabbing someone would require more physical strength than shooting, unless you stabbed someone who was sleeping. I would imagine most female stab bears who go after men do it when the guys are asleep. even stabbing a guy in the back would be very risky.

there was a horrible case here a few years ago of a doctor who stabbed her ex-wife, an opera singer, to death in a parking garage. he bragged to the cops that he knew exactly where to make the cuts. I knew him, although not well. The murder really shocked me.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (H80UQ)

I know your pain my ex-roommate went on a murder rampage in Afghanistan, still can't believe he did it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

317 Libs getting blown up by otjer libs.
Meh.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (1d2pR)

318 an old, true life case where the wife used anti-freeze


So many of those Dateline cases have women killing their husbands with antifreeze. Put it in their daily drink. I guess it is sweet, and unless you specifically test for it after death, it goes undetected. Iirc.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (LZJOv)

319 Geez. Stay safe Austin Ron's and Ette's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (7qnb5)

320 What about a frozen leg of lamb?

Posted by: Roald Dahl at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (CzpbT)

321 291 >>>273 Lol, that's stabbers, not stab bears. It would be unwise to try to stab a bear.


My dad taught me to stab bears, with my penis.

"I didn't really want to do that," I said.

"Neither did I," he said with a smile.
Posted by: Ace in Confessional Mode Again at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)



And thus the idea for the tv show "Bear Fucker" was born.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (lKs2v)

322 >>>I doubt most women have the strength to stab someone to death. Not with my crappy knives, anyway. I can't even stab a butternut squash.

unless the killer has a combat knife with a hilt-guard, it's a dangerous weapon to even use. Without a hilt-guard your hand can slide right on up the blade and slice the hand open.

And then good luck explaining that to the cops.

Also: Ouch.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (8rNrN)

323
Jeez, another bomb blast in Austin.

Posted by: DonnaV at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (H80UQ)


Has Clock Boy been visiting Bill Ayers?


Seriously, stay safe, Texans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

324
I'd be terrible at murder if I had to plan one, it would probably look like some Rube Goldberg type of scenario.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

325 Hammer - we were getting hail over here a few minutes ago.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

Temperature dropped pretty rapidly this afternoon. Ground is very warm, though.

Let me look outside....

Drizzly. 49 deg. Whatever happens tonight will likely melt soon after sunup.

Also, I remember what I wanted to mention the other night. I watched with interest as the Linn Cove Viaduct was built, because post-tension concrete construction was a new technique.

Well, I checked, and sure enough, Figg were the folks that designed it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (FJXGr)

326 This would be the 7th.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (dUJdY)

327
My dad taught me to stab bears, with my penis.

"I didn't really want to do that," I said.

"Neither did I," he said with a smile.
Posted by: Ace in Confessional Mode Again at March 20, 2018 08:13 PM (8rNrN)

LOL

That's terrible.
And hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (xJa6I)

328 Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (CAKgV)
-----
Hey dagny - pretty sure I saw a bald eagle over your neighborhood last Sunday..

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (MVjcR)

329 281 >>>A recent Harvard study showed that women account for 70% of non reciprocal intimate partner violence. Women have no problem getting violent especially in the current year.

a slap that you can get away with is a lot different than a knife attack where there will definitely be fight-back.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 08:12 PM (8rNrN)

From what I read and have had to be personally involved and invested in to save my life, women are becoming more and more violent towards their intimate partners for many reasons.

I highly doubt a slap is considered for this study.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (/LX46)

330 prayers for Austo peeps

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:19 PM (hMwEB)

331 Starting to think it's more than one guy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (dUJdY)

332 Another bomb blew up in Austin? I'm thinking this is intentional. Someone needs to tell the FBI.

Posted by: testy at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (zSVEm)

333 At this point are we sure it's one person in Austin?

Have there ever been a pair of spree bombers other than political bombers?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

334 There used to be a serial killer in my neighborhood. He would lop people's heads off. They called him "The Lopper."

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer, in his book Great Tales of Murder on the Upper West Side at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (8rNrN)

335 320 What about a frozen leg of lamb?
Posted by: Roald Dahl at March 20, 2018 08:18 PM (CzpbT)

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (H+7tw)

336 307
Also, what's with inAccuweather calling evertything a "snow event" now? WTF ever happened to just calling snow "snow?" FFS.
Posted by: April at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (e8PP1)


At least Accuweather doesn't name snowstorms like the Weather Channel does.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

337 Without a hilt-guard your hand can slide right on up the blade and slice the hand open.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: O J at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

338
Dahmer was a kill side effect guy. He was into the stuff while the victim was alive and had no real investment in death. That happened because it had to happen. This guy, if he is a crazy killer, is rarer and more like someone like Greenawalt, who wanted "kills", but had no investment other than stalking and notches. Random victims picked out on highways, and shot through thr vehicle door while they were asleep. Not actually no presence, but in the same area of MO.

Posted by: otho at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (qGuLD)

339 My bad. I missed it. Apologies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:05 PM (7qnb5)
---
apologies?

who's going to pay for the years of therapy it will take for my feeling to recover?

i've been traumatized!


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (vgnpr)

340 In the 70's low 80's and gorgeous all weekend. Azaleas in full bloom --

Now a cold front is coming through tonight and the highs the rest of the week will be in the low 60's, lows in some areas near freezing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

341 I'm going with Malvo/muzzie.

Posted by: RI RED at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (JpdDz)

342 I imagine that they would know by now if the explosives used in each bomb were similar, indicating likely no copy cat....

Posted by: E.T. at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (nzKWW)

343 So the current bomb was blown up or a separate one went off? If the latter, this is not good.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (/LX46)

344 279 I'll trade you guys your snow for our freaking tornadoes, hail, and 70 mph winds.

And I had to struggle out of my hair salon today with freshly blonded hair!


Be careful what you wish for. Spent Saturday afternoon digging a path through 36" of ice covered snow to the woods so I could get a half dozen arm loads of fire wood for the stove. A tornado is over in minutes, not the whole bloody afternoon hacking through a baby glacier.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (blZPf)

345 333 At this point are we sure it's one person in Austin?

Have there ever been a pair of spree bombers other than political bombers?
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

This feels political terror to me.

But I'll guess we'll find out sooner or later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (xJa6I)

346 Im old enough to remember when snow, in winter, in New England wasn't national news. Like in 2005.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (1d2pR)

347 Another bomb blew up in Austin? I'm thinking this is intentional. Someone needs to tell the FBI.

Posted by: testy at March 20, 2018 08:20 PM (zSVEm)


RELAX. The FBI assures us it isn't terrorism. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

348 So....cut the red wire or the blue wire?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (qt8uo)

349
45 i cannot see the point of random bombs. even the hate is unspecific.
hates all humanity or what?
----------

Loves himself. Has a "message".

Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (rv0Fo)

350 I hope Ace isn't Catholic
His priest would get a heart attack

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

351 Can we just go ahead and blame this on the left?

They never wait to blame shit on us.

#FairnessActOf2018

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (PTA8E)

352 Are there any NeverTrumpers in the Austin area? Just asking questions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

353 345 333 At this point are we sure it's one person in Austin?

my multiple bombers theory is still in play

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (hMwEB)

354
The thing is you don't learn not to apologize unless you go to college.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (r+sAi)

355 "i've been traumatized"

Speaking of traumatized I am now afraid to go under bridges. I figure that's worth a couple of million. If I can figure out how to get to court without going under a bridge.

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

356 I like the word Dame too. I find it positive.

There is nothing like a dame
Nothing in the world
There is nothing you can name
That is anything like a dame.

-South Pacific

And in England ya got Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judi Dench. The Queen gives out those titles.


Dame Jane has a nice ring.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (LZJOv)

357 346 Im old enough to remember when snow, in winter, in New England wasn't national news. Like in 2005.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (1d2pR)


Yeah, but it's spring now.

*runs in circles waving arms*

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

358 OT about that Melonhead gal who is BossHogg's sidekick - You don't have to shave your head, there are shampoos for head lice.

Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (11H2y)

359 Ok, West Slaughter and Brodie...Bowie HS is right by there. It's getting closer to me now. I mean this is my stomping grounds close...I live and shop in and around this area.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 08:24 PM (kufk0)

360 Commies and Anarchists are going to Commie and Anarchy.

I bet it's a beta run with multiple actors in a cell. They are attempting to see how many bombs can go off and how quickly then they will disappear.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:24 PM (/LX46)

361 There is probably a YouTube comment from a guy saying " Austin, watch out bitchez...kaboom". FBI is stumped.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:24 PM (1d2pR)

362 Be careful what you wish for. Spent Saturday
afternoon digging a path through 36" of ice covered snow to the woods so
I could get a half dozen arm loads of fire wood for the stove. A
tornado is over in minutes, not the whole bloody afternoon hacking
through a baby glacier.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (blZPf)


Lived in the Chicago suburbs for six long years. We had snow in April.

A damned tornado will destroy your homes and businesses, and kill people. Yeah, I'll take snow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

363 The bomb exploded at a GoodWill

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

364 Judges 9:53 53a woman dropped an upper millstone on his head and cracked his skull.


Crude, but effective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:09 PM (c/EDo)

Then there was the one who lulled an enemy king to sleep with a skin full of milk and then drove a spike through his head into the ground. Spiking a man's head to the ground is pretty bad ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (nBr1j)

365 Have we done death by bananas yet?

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd)

366 Pretty sure it's already been established that there is no political motivation, guys.

Probably a youtube video or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (JTMqu)

367 So....cut the red wire or the blue wire?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM

Reminds me of Python. What's your favorite color?

That's easy. Red no blu....blam!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (7qnb5)

368 I hope Ace isn't Catholic
His priest would get a heart attack
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)


I hope Ace's priest isn't a bear.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

369 OT about that Melonhead gal who is BossHogg's sidekick - You don't have to shave your head, there are shampoos for head lice.

Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2018 08:23 PM (11H2y)


I think the Hogg kid looks like Phineus ...

... Ferb, I know what we're going to do today !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

370 I have a friend, a Marine, who served doing EOD in Afghanistan.

He said he would volunteer for dissecting these things.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (G8hDY)

371 Random bombs are classic lefty anarchist tactics

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (hMwEB)

372
Are we at the "Austin Strong" phase in this gross incompetence of law enforcement and govt?

Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (5Erk9)

373 Paul Screetch Ryan sez Muller is awesome and mean old Trump needa to leave him alone.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (1d2pR)

374 At least Accuweather doesn't name snowstorms like the Weather Channel does.

Looking down the barrel of Winter Storm Toby according to The Weather Channel.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (O5Q3r)

375 The PETA sock reminded me of a idiotic PETA poster I saw downtown. It's a photo of a fish with the caption "I am not MEAT! I AM ME! Go vegan for Lent."

uh, PETA, everyone with an IQ over 70 knows fish isn't meat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (H80UQ)

376 368 I hope Ace isn't Catholic
His priest would get a heart attack
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:22 PM (hMwEB)

I hope Ace's priest isn't a bear.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (y87Qq)

Clearly his boss isn't a carpenter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (qJtVm)

377
Are there First Responders to "celebrate?"

Because that's always a Thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (5Erk9)

378
How do the earlier survey come out? What was the highest guess of who would do this? Was it a clown? because I think its a clown.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (r+sAi)

379

When I voted today, an election judge was a 20 something girl who had the right side of her head shaved and words written on the side of her head. I couldn't make out the words but I'm guessing it was some lefty message. I also couldn't tell if it was tattooed in her empty skull or just written with a marker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

380 "And thus the idea for the tv show "Bear Fucker" was born.

Posted by: buzzion"

Just an offshoot of the old caveman game of "Kiss the Mammoth and Run".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (w+Jhj)

381
26 OT: Ralph Peters sounds bombed:

"Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration," wrote Ralph Peters, a Fox News "strategic analyst." "Over my decade with Fox, I long was proud of the association. Now I am ashamed," he wrote.
Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oiNtH)







Not too ashamed to cash the paychecks though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (eXA4G)

382 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2018 08:21 PM (blZPf)

It may be over in minutes but your house may be in the next county or spread out all over the lawn.

It's not much fun.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (MioLM)

383 180 I don't want to step on the police's play but they're begging him to "tell them what he wants to say" so that he might expose himself a bit.

It's a good play, but I don't think it will work. If this guy was gonna be a talker, he'd already be talking.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)

Indeed to that last bit. I don't think it was a good play though. It wasn't executed well, anyway. It was so obvious an attempt to wheedle clues with flattery, my first thought was he would find it insulting. Considering the apparent reply of KABOOM he possibly did.

Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (Sp1NT)

384 372
Are we at the "Austin Strong" phase in this gross incompetence of law enforcement and govt?
Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (5Erk9)

I think we're still at the 'shelter in place' phase.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I)

385 How do I change my Facebook picture to the Austin flag?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (1d2pR)

386 Clearly his boss isn't a carpenter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (qJtVm)


I thought about tipping Ace off on those Rubbermaid Shelving Systems ... but then I got high ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

387 All I've seen so far on the IL Primary. I hope that commie rat bastard Rauner is given his walking papers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:15

Where are you seeing this? I can't anything, tho we had a Comcast hiccup. Is the Descision Desk covering IL?

Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (yJ1e6)

388 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

I was under the impression that all oleander was extremely poisonous.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (rp9xB)

389 The PETA sock reminded me of a idiotic PETA poster I saw downtown. It's a photo of a fish with the caption "I am not MEAT! I AM ME! Go vegan for Lent."

uh, PETA, everyone with an IQ over 70 knows fish isn't meat.



What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (GdWl+)

390 307 Today we hear about every single extreme weather event anywhere on the planet, in real time. OMG, it's Climate Chaos!

Also, what's with inAccuweather calling evertything a "snow event" now? WTF ever happened to just calling snow "snow?" FFS.
Posted by: April
----------
And then we have The Weather Channel naming snowstorms & nor'easters WTF?! There is no such thing you bastards... what's next naming tstorms and tornados..

And we have clowns at conservative outlets pushing it out as the gospel.. snowstorms, nor'easter do NOT get named...

*steps off soap box *

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (+ldAm)

391 Austin comes across as the kind of place where most of the population would get real smarmy about people thinking about them and praying for their safety.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (JTMqu)

392 how about death by booola-booola?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (vgnpr)

393 365 Have we done death by bananas yet?
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd)


That's why I got that restraining order.

Posted by: Winona Ryder at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (ANIFC)

394
Clearly his boss isn't a carpenter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (qJtVm)
-------
Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

395 372
Are we at the "Austin Strong" phase in this gross incompetence of law enforcement and govt?
Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 20, 2018 08:26 PM (5Erk9)


No, that comes when the police order law-abiding citizens to remain in their homes, and they meekly comply.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

396 >>>I think that used to be a semi-common method of murder

yep
i watched a noir recently and they did that.

and another where a kid saw the pharmacist accidentally dispense poison.

old mysteries are the best.
i dig 70's ones too.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (N0sw0)

397 I bet 400 quatloos the bomber is a USPS employee who hates the mail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (EZebt)

398 "I bet it's a beta run with multiple actors in a cell. "

Hopefully they'll wind up like Bill Ayers's girlfriend before any more human beings are hurt.

Posted by: Ed Gein at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (aId/R)

399 Are there any color blind bomb disarmers?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM (MioLM)

400 I think we're still at the 'shelter in place' phase.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I)


If you find an unexpected package outside your front door ... just piss yourself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (fiGNd)

401 Toby? Winter Storm Toby?

Really?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (dEQP3)

402 Where are you seeing this? I can't anything, tho we had a Comcast hiccup. Is the Descision Desk covering IL?


Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (yJ1e6)



That was a Channel 7 headline, but I can't find anything else yet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)

403 Are there any color blind bomb disarmers?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:29 PM

Not for long.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (7qnb5)

404
Goodwill, who hates Goodwill?

Ok, I'm convinced its a thrill bomber, no ideology.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (r+sAi)

405 The spring equinox time period holds significance in the pagan religions concerning death IICR.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (/LX46)

406 400 I think we're still at the 'shelter in place' phase.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:27 PM (xJa6I)

If you find an unexpected package outside your front door ... just piss yourself.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (fiGNd)

Well it will be nice to have an excuse besides my defective prostate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (xJa6I)

407 Goodwill at Brodie and Slaughter...UPS guy just told us.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (kufk0)

408 If you send a bomb to Goodwill ... do you still get to fill out your own receipt ? You know - for tax purposes ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

409
388 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

I was under the impression that all oleander was extremely poisonous.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 20, 2018 08:28 PM (rp9xB)
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Don't tell bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2018 08:31 PM (MVjcR)

410 Ok, I'm convinced its a thrill bomber, no ideology.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM

Yea, aside from CNN's (of course) immediate assumptions it was a race thing, I think this guy is just a narcissistic whack job who gets off on scaring people and watching it unfold thinking he's smarter than everyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 08:32 PM (7qnb5)

411
uh, PETA, everyone with an IQ over 70 knows fish isn't meat.








'zactly. Fish are fast vegetables.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2018 08:32 PM (eXA4G)

412 "Also, I remember what I wanted to mention the other
night. I watched with interest as the Linn Cove Viaduct was built,
because post-tension concrete construction was a new technique.



Well, I checked, and sure enough, Figg were the folks that designed it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Ah. That's interesting.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2018 08:32 PM (w+Jhj)

413 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (89T5c)

414 Then there was the one who lulled an enemy king to sleep with a skin full of milk and then drove a spike through his head into the ground. Spiking a man's head to the ground is pretty bad ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (nBr1j)

====

That is Mrs. Franpsycho's absolute favorite passage from Scripture. She reminds me of it constantly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (EZebt)

415 404
Goodwill, who hates Goodwill?

Ok, I'm convinced its a thrill bomber, no ideology.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (r+sAi)

These are tried and true Commie Anarchist tactics, which are political. Austin gives the cell cover to operate in. Lots of sympathy towards that group compared to 98% of the country.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (/LX46)

416
Toby? Winter Storm Toby?

Really?
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (dEQP3)








It's raining peanut butter?

Weird.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (eXA4G)

417
Toby? Winter Storm Toby?



Really?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (dEQP3)


Lol. I guess the next named storm will be Winter Storm Ursula (Andress).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

418 Toby? Winter Storm Toby?

Really?
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (dEQP3)
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Better than Winter Storm Kunta?

Posted by: DeporaBOT at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (y3aQB)

419 Oleanders poison? Grandma had them all over the back yard.

Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (a3OL0)

420 Fish are fast vegetables.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2018 08:32 PM (eXA4G)

MURDER!!!!! FISH ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (H+7tw)

421 Goodwill? Definitely a leftie working off of a script of what she's been taught about conservatives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (JTMqu)

422 Have we done death by bananas yet?

Come at me, Bro!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (CzpbT)

423 Why would ya blow up a Good Will? How random. Although, there usually are a lot of people there.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:35 PM (LZJOv)

424 Winter Storm Wakanda has to be on the list.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 08:36 PM (LZJOv)

425
It's a good play, but I don't think it will work. If this guy was gonna be a talker, he'd already be talking.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2018 07:54 PM (8rNrN)

Unless he's already communicated and they want him to start doubting whether they've got his message.

Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:38 PM (rv0Fo)

426 The anthropomorphism of the weather is all a part of the Climate Change Fable.

By humanizing the weather they reduce the size and complexity of the weather and make it seem rational to say that we've caused the climate to change over the entire planet AND that therefore we can change it.

They omit a few caveats.

1 is that whatever it cost to change the climate will also at least be the cost to change it back.
2 who will pay and who will benefit
3 why the new climate is bad and the old climate
4 and most importantly; how can a "science" that cannot show accurately climate that already has occurred nor anticipate climate (no more than a few days) that will happen in the future divine how to change climate that will take place 100 years from now?

The data processing we have now, the number of variables that account for climate cannot be processed. They must use "models" that they guess are true representations.

They're wrong. They've always been wrong. They won't release the software on any of these modeling programs. And that tells you a whole lot about how truthful these modeling programs really are.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 08:38 PM (MioLM)

427 That's why I got that restraining order.
Posted by: Winona Ryder
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (QxXRY)

428 Why would ya blow up a Good Will? How random.
-----------

Not random to someone who doesn't believe in "good will".

Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (rv0Fo)

429
What if it's a LEO?



More likely an ARIES. They get riled up more easily than the other signs.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (EzdLW)

430 371 Random bombs are classic lefty anarchist tactics
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 08:25 PM (hMwEB)

Especially those round ones with a wick like Boris and Natasha liked.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at March 20, 2018 08:39 PM (nBr1j)

431 convinced its a thrill bomber, no ideology.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2018 08:30 PM (r+sAi)


I wander if you are right. Thrill has got to be at least a part of it. I still have this idea it's personal, and the bomber is avenging himself on those who thwarted his greatness or dignity or perceived entitlements,

I wouldn't discard the early theories of family links to the Mason's, not yet.

Posted by: SarahW at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (Sp1NT)

432 That is Mrs. Franpsycho's absolute favorite passage from Scripture. She reminds me of it constantly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Somewhat ominously, Mrs. H. reminds me from time to time that a man's allotted lifetime is 'Threescore and ten'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2018 08:41 PM (QxXRY)

433
Toby? Winter Storm Toby?

Really?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes



Toby is wonderful name. If Sam and I had a son that's what we'd name him.

Posted by: Diane Chambers at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM (EzdLW)

434
Toby? Winter Storm Toby?

Really?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes


Toby is wonderful name. If Sam and I had a son that's what we'd name him.
Posted by: Diane Chambers at March 20, 2018 08:45 PM



No we wouldn't. It's a stupid name, Diane.

Posted by: Sam "Mayday" Malone at March 20, 2018 08:46 PM (EzdLW)

435 The bomber (almost certainly a he, btw) seems familiar with Fed Ex sorting facilities; maybe an ex Fed Exer?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2018 09:27 PM (0ogQG)

436 as far as defusing, it should depend on how the bomb was set up. It might be possible to examine it without setting it off, but it's also possible to build it so that it can't be disarmed without detonation. Normally, if you can disarm it, either the person who built it was somewhat incompetent, or the other party is someone whose worried about accidents. But considering how many people who have made homemade bombs over the years have managed to blow themselves up, I'd say that it isn't likely that this one is overly worried about accidents, either.

Posted by: DaveM at March 20, 2018 09:31 PM (WWC3Y)

437 Watching Peters over the years, especially as a Hillary supporter in the campaign, I kept thinking a single idea over and over:

I understand why the US Army retired him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 09:50 PM (UsCnO)

438 That doesn't make any sense to me. If it's someone like you describe, they would be targeting conservatives or right-wingers, not super-progressive Austin.

I think it's probably a lone nut, but since he has some sort of grudge against Austin, he's probably a leftist who is familiar with the scene. Conservatives are aware of Austin, but just prefer to avoid the place rather than bomb it.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

Internecine fights between commie factions can be bloody and brutal. Don't discount a lefty who lost a few marbles taking it out on fellow travelers deemed to have betrayed the "movement."

Posted by: Not Placeboing at March 20, 2018 10:01 PM (Y0Ohw)

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