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Sex and the City Star --
Wait, Let Me Rephrase--
Sex and City Actress Announces Bid to Challenge Corrupt NY Governor Andrew Cuomo
Liberal CNN Contributor Calls Her an "Unqualified Lesbian"

She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex & the City. Now she's seeking an even bigger role -- The One You're Not Interested in Seeing in the Governor's Mansion.

Then again, Andrew Cuomo is a crook, and, given that he's the brother of Televised Retard Chris Cuomo, most likely cognitively challenged himself.


CNN's Political Action Squad went quickly into protect-the-Democrat-incumbent mode.

Former Democratic New York City Council Speaker Christine Quinn on Tuesday said New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo's (D.) Democratic challenger is a "unqualified lesbian."

...

"I'm surprised by this race. It's a flight of fancy on her part," Quinn said of Nixon's campaign announcement.

"Cynthia Nixon was opposed to having a qualified lesbian become mayor of New York City," Quinn said [referring to herself and her own terrible, incompetent campaign]. "Now she wants to be an unqualified lesbian to be the governor of New York. You have to be qualified and have experience. She isn't qualified to be the governor."

Christine Quinn explained on twitter that when she made an issue of Cynthia Nixon's sexuality, she was in no way attempting to make an issue of Cynthia Nixon's sexuality:

To be clear, Cynthia Nixon's identity has no bearing on her candidacy and it was not my intention to suggest it did.

By branding her "lesbian" on CNN, I certainly wasn't trying to get the word out that she was a lesbian.

I want to be clear about that. I would never, EVER, criticize someone because of their identity. 1/4

I've experienced it time and time again, and would never support it or condone it. As a lesbian who ran one of the most high profile races in the country, i know what that's like. And I know it's imperative that we encourage more members of our community to run for office. 2/4

Cynthia Nixon aggressively opposed my candidacy in New York despite my qualifications for the office and despite my strong progressive credentials. I was attempting to make a comparison between the two of us. 3/4

The real point I am trying to make is that qualifications matter and records matter. I do not believe she has the qualifications or the record. 4/4

Well at least we know Christina Quinn doesn't hold a grudge or anything.

Oh wait, per Wikipedia, perhaps she does:

Under New York City law, the City Council Speaker has authority over the yearly City Council funds, worth almost $400 million (in 2012), to distribute among 51 members.[16] The discretionary funding system sometimes referred to as the "slush fund" has been criticized in recent years, with some councilmembers alleging Quinn to have cut funding to their districts as a form of political retaliation. Quinn has repeatedly denied these allegations.[16]

At least, though, she was a leader with a sense of command whose underlings would do as she said.

Oh wait, per Wikipedia, she wasn't that either, by her own admission/alibi:

In April 2008, the New York Post revealed[17] that Quinn's office had appropriated millions of dollars to organizations that do not exist, and that the money was then secretly routed to organizations favored by individual council members.

In a news conference that followed Quinn said, "I had no knowledge of it; I did not know this was the practice".

Quinn said that she found out about it only a few months earlier, alerted authorities, and ordered staffers to stop the practice, but they did not listen.[18]

Quinn hired a criminal defense lawyer to represent her in the federal and city investigations.[19]

Records showed that nearly 25 percent of those "secret slush" funds went to organizations in Quinn's district, and that two of the biggest recipients of the funds had contributed to Quinn's 2009 mayoral run.[20] In September 2011, one of the city council's lawyers reported that the federal "investigation has been closed without taking up any action," but only after two councilmen were indicted at the cost of $100,000 to the City.[21]

Oh by the way: she wasn't qualified herself either. Claiming that being a councilman that mostly takes symbolic votes on whether or not to declare Israel a terror state or not makes you qualified to run a huge bureaucracy is like claiming that the treasurer of the student council is qualified to be comptroller of a school district.

No one was actually qualified in that race -- for some time, Anthony Weiner was actually considered the least-bad of the terrible options, and this was after his second, I believe, exposure as a compulsive sexter.

I think it was his third exposure that finally doomed him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:41 PM




Comments

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1 Female Barack Obama?

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 06:35 PM (4dz1m)

2 What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:35 PM (0+nbW)

3 Sounds like a real Conservative choice.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 06:36 PM (4dz1m)

4 Now everything is red.Fucking Russians!

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 06:37 PM (LiyEm)

5 Oh my. All sorts of red and hyperlinks, cats and dogs sleeping together, biblical stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QDnY+)

6 2 I don't know but I'd like to give it a go.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (LiyEm)

7 'Come.'

'Let me fill you with Link.'

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (bgkfE)

8 I went to my first Commission meeting for a state agency today. 3+hours of "stuff". I'm really starting to get a sense of how government is done and laws are made. I think I'm qualified to be an elected something or other now!//

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (kufk0)

9 Or qualify as a "qualified lesbian".

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (0+nbW)

10 I took the lesbian exam to qualify but failed in the Subaru category.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

11 The Term 'Unqualified Lesbian' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:39 PM (bgkfE)

12 Lesbian LESBIAN... and lesbian?

Lesbian, lesbian lesbian, lesbian lesbian and lesbian. Lesbian, however, lesbian while lesbian.

Lesbian ?

LESBIAN!!!

Posted by: Professional Nuze Organization at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (ROV4u)

13 11 I think it mostly has to do with the tongue...

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (LiyEm)

14 Hah. Giant blue link to giant red link.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (+lOpA)

15 Can these people please destroy each other? For the good of us all?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (0OmEj)

16 DYKE FIGHT!!!

Posted by: Kramer at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

17 not a lesbian.....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:40 PM (kufk0)

18 >>What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?

Practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

19 Qualified lesbians have Subarus and comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

20 Unqualified carpet muncher.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (iTqVJ)

21 15 Scissors death match?

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

22 That should have been a Frank Zappa song.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

23 Hope this broad wins but beating the mobbed up inbred wop Cuomo won't be easy.

Who am I kidding, I could give a crap about New Yawk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (EoRCO)

24 I "CumOohed" 3 times reading a redhead was gonna beat
the Italian pony into Off Broad-way oblivion. SEX and the SHITTY how apropos.

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (5IHGB)

25 >>What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?


You need to know the secret handshake.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (bgkfE)

26 Subarus and comfortable shoes
-----
I do have comfortable shoes....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (kufk0)

27 "Vote for Cuomo, Not the Homo"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

28 If you use the term lesbian....aren't you flirting w/trouble from the Gender Pronoun Police?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (0+nbW)

29 Isn't Danny Thomas a lesbian?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)

30 I love how they constantly push this wackadoodle shit and then they're all in attack mode when a wackdoodle who believes the wackadoodle shit tries to run for office.

God knows what sort of fluff fills this ditz's head. Still it's great fun when they attack their own side.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (4ErVI)

31 Cindy. E.T. Called, he'd like his neck back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (7qnb5)

32
This one's no good.


Posted by: Lesbian Inspector General at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (ROV4u)

33 I am certainly unqualified to be a lesbian. But, I like to watch.

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (EaQ6/)

34 "I do have comfortable shoes..."
-Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (kufk0)

But do you have a Subaru?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

35 OT - thought you people had promised me the stupid, loathsome McCain would no longer be demeaning and damaging the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (QDnY+)

36 Don't click the link.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ks6bw)

37 broad on broad

Posted by: concrete girl at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (N0sw0)

38 29 Isn't Danny Thomas a lesbian?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)

Pretty sure that was Danny Kaye.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (4ErVI)

39 "Unqualified lesbian" is to differentiate her from history's most qualified lesbian, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (PnpIB)

40
She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex the City.


That was all of them.Can you narrow it down a little more?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (lKyWE)

41 The Term 'Unqualified Lesbian' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Which probably qualifies you as an "unqualified lesbian"...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)

42 I wonder if she meant that the other lady was unqualified to be Governor ... nah!

Posted by: goon at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (EaQ6/)

43 I saw Pat Benatar today, she was rolling her luggage from her tour bus to the back entrance of the venue she is performing at tonight. Her husband was with her. They are doing an acoustical show or something.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (kufk0)

44 Pretty sure that was Danny Kaye.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Danny Bonadude ?

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (IqVnY)

45 Not a Cynthia Nixon fan, but who the @#$% are these money-sucking career politicians/bureaucrats to declare someone "unqualified?"

Actors as politicians isn't a trend I want, but these big city government types are usually grifters who use their little fiefdoms to skim/dole out government money to friends and family.

Oh, and the same goes for political dynasties. Just being born with a name like Kennedy, Cuomo, Bush, etc. does not make one more qualified, either.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

46 38 29 Isn't Danny Thomas a lesbian?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)

Pretty sure that was Danny Kaye.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


You're think of Danny Trejo.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (PnpIB)

47 So ace, why is one post by ace and the other by ace of spades?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ks6bw)

48 I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Well except when it comes to Cynthia. Then ish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (7qnb5)

49 So happy I moved out of that State many years ago.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (gbWkA)

50 Time to pull out the Vote for Cuomo, Not the Homo signs?

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (4dz1m)

51 An Obama voter calling someone unqualified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

52 My best friend bought a Subaru Outback last year and my husband kept asking her if she wanted to tell us something. She was clueless, lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

53 Pat Benatar rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (Ckg4U)

54 43 I saw Pat Benatar today, she was rolling her luggage from her tour bus to the back entrance of the venue she is performing at tonight. Her husband was with her. They are doing an acoustical show or something.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (kufk0)

Oh nice. Boy she was huge for a few years back in the day. Couldn't maintain it, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

55 OT - thought you people had promised me the stupid, loathsome McCain would no longer be demeaning and damaging the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (QDnY+)

Pray for patience.....Dear Lord, give me patience....NOW1

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (0+nbW)

56 But do you have a Subaru?
------
NO!...but my mom does...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (kufk0)

57 >>What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?

Practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)
..........

and nice cotton softball uniforms.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

58 Please let her be cereal about running. I need the entertainment and lulz in my life.
I hope she wins because no republican has a chance anyways so vote her in.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (/LX46)

59 Pretty sure democrats are obligated to vote for her, because "lesbian."

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (9oJYp)

60 Oh Danny Girl

The pipes, the pipes are rubber ....

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

61 How could I not be qualified?????

I played a slutty, cock-curious, Harvard-trained lawyer on that cable t.v. show!

We elected a black guy president for playing the exact same role. Okay, sure, he was doing reality t.v. but he still played the same role I did. If he was qualified to be president, then I'm clearly qualified to be governor of NY!

Posted by: Cynthia "Miranda" Nixon at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (fqUgw)

62 I wonder how someone unqualifies to be a lesbian, although I am certain that Hillary would meet the criterion.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (xDdrC)

63 Not that it matters. God knows I've got three dozen socks saved in my name drawer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (ks6bw)

64 Although, Governor Nixon has a certain nostalgic ring to it...

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2018 06:46 PM (gbWkA)

65 It's good that there's an alternative for those who think that Cuomo's not commie enough.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)

66 I like Pat Benatar's stuff, she was great. And Fast Times at Ridgemont High was right, for a year or two there were a lot of girls who had that look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (39g3+)

67 She's No-Dick Nixon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

68 Unqualified lesbian.

Is that a lesbian new to that lifestyle?
One that just recently gave up hot dogs and started eating tacos?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (5jHp1)

69 Can you imagine if say a gay Republican was a Presidential nominee the level of homophobia from the liberal media?

Suddenly the word "faggot" would be total fair game. Every late night comedian would be making raunchy gay jokes.

The rules on gay issues for the media is just a switch they flip back and forth.

Uppity liberal making trouble for a "big league" Democrat officeholder? She's just a stupid dyke. If a Republican described her the way CNN did, he's be run out on a rail.

Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (lKmt3)

70 "NO!...but my mom does..."
-Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2018 06:45 PM (kufk0)

She has no idea. Like my buddy who wanted an earring in 1988.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Ckg4U)

71 For the record I was not interested in seeing any of them naked.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (SjImc)

72 >>>She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex the City.

That was all of them.Can you narrow it down a little more?


1. the main one, the narrator, was horseface. She had good tits in some 80s movies.
2. The one who was kind of older but very slutty.
3. The brunette that was traditional cute.
4. The unqualified pudding faced lesbian.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (PnpIB)

73 >> Pat Benatar rocks.


Fire and Ice!

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (bgkfE)

74 She'll wind up in the East River in a sack.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

75
challenger is a "unqualified lesbian."

"I'm surprised by this race. It's a flight of fancy on her part," Quinn said of Nixon's campaign announcement.



"flight of fancy" sounds more gay than lesbian. Just sayin'

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (EzdLW)

76 She own a Subaru and a swatch?

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (gbWkA)

77 She's No-Dick Nixon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM

Well played. Well played!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (7qnb5)

78 Maybe she meant Unquantified Lesbian?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (bgkfE)

79 I'm guessing somebody beat me to "Doesn't Like Dick Nixon."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (l1lYR)

80 Unqualified lesbian.

Who is the qualified lesbian?

Is this a polish joke? Are these Polish lesbians?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (SjImc)

81 on topic

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/975832799503638530

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (hMwEB)

82 She's No-Dick Nixon.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Can't wait for the "I am NOT a Crook" speech

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (IqVnY)

83 Those arms are about as big and jacked as Bane's. What's this bitch eating and training regimen?

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (/LX46)

84 "Qualified Lesbians" have gone through the obstacle course and have taken extensive testing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

85 In Soviet Calizuela, lesbians qualify you!

Posted by: Ambilegal Alienista at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (XcgmW)

86
Is that a lesbian new to that lifestyle? One that just recently gave up hot dogs and started eating tacos?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (5jHp1)


That would be a lesbian apprentice

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 06:48 PM (lKyWE)

87 29 Isn't Danny Thomas a lesbian?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)
Pretty sure that was Danny Kaye.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 06:43 PM (4ErVI)

No, I think it was Kay Kyser.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)

88 Sex And The City confused me. All of the women had that friend-of-the-hot-girl desperate look, the kind of girl who looks pretty good, with lots of makeup in a dark club but not that great. When Sarah "secretariat" Parker is the cute one...

I guess it was great for women though, nobody to intimidate them or be terribly jealous of. And their lives were always miserable, which was appropriate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

89 Cynthia Nixon ought to ride to the polls on a horse when she goes to vote.

Just to get the old SATC gang back together at least.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (xDdrC)

90 No straight men ever watched Sex in the City.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

91 Lesbians?

Are we talking naked mud wrestling?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (SjImc)

92 Pretty sure she's munched rug and clam jousted on more than one occasion. At the very least, she is a qualified lesbian. She may be an unqualified politician, but that's a different animal.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (rznWS)

93 I saw Unqualified Lesbian open for Pussy Riot at an unauthorized street concert in Moscow in '09.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (EzdLW)

94 Wasn't Danny Thomas one?

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (oiNtH)

95 Moron Robbie @47, I axed that same question last thread.


I'm guessing it's ace's way of tagging some stuff he might be posting in different ways, to keep track of which is which?


Or there is some deeper difference, like "United States Army" vs. "Army of the United States" in WWII.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

96 Hmm apparently she has kids. So apparently at some point she needed some sperm. Fuck you ET.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (7qnb5)

97 She's No-Dick Nixon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

That could be a contendah.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (0+nbW)

98 I do like Ace's correction though. Cynthia Nixon wasn't exactly a star, ever. Just an actress in a show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (39g3+)

99 I'd let her pick out my carpet..ya know because of experience

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (SjImc)

100 Question

Does the Republican Party in NY even bother running a candidate anymore?

Or is it like the Minneapolis GOP, where they don't even bother with a sacrificial lamb for the Mayoral race?

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (4dz1m)

101 Hey, after all she was in a television show that was based on all the trials and tribulations of being a woman living in New York. Totally qualified.
I would imagine David camera Hogg salt will be running for some sort of political office since he was saying he learned about the workings of government from watching 'House of Cards" on Netflix.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (PvFoN)

102 I am not a cook!

Posted by: Cynthia "Thank Me For Eating Here Every Day" Nixon at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (XcgmW)

103
I guess it was great for women though, nobody to intimidate them or
be terribly jealous of. And their lives were always miserable, which
was appropriate.


All the women on that show were stand-ins for gay men.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

104 You can't Joust with a Clam.

You need at least one flying Ostrich to Joust proper like.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (bgkfE)

105 Her lesbian lover is a really weird looking ginger from Seattle. I think she went to a high school near to mine. Believe it or not, Cynthia is the hot one in the relationship.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (Z48ZB)

106 She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex & the City.

Guess that depends on if you've done worse than her or not.

*raises hand sheepishly*

Gentlemen?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (vtofY)

107 #1 "Female Barack Obama?"

Probably had fewer dicks inside her.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (rznWS)

108 Sex in the City was a show written by gay guys about the sex lives of gay men only the characters were women.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (LiyEm)

109 Show clips from the second SITC movie. It will either doom hee candidacy or usher in the Republic of Gilead.

Oh, who am I kidding. Those people are devoid of taste. Let her make New York like California: it can only benefit American patriots in the long run.

Posted by: trev006 at March 20, 2018 06:50 PM (jRA31)

110 No straight men ever watched Sex in the City.

Unless compelled to by a girlfriend/wife/someone they were just trying to make the beast with two backs with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

111 Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)

Should have read the comments first! LOL

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (oiNtH)

112 for some time, Anthony Weiner was actually considered the least-bad of the terrible options

*squirt!*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (0UCQh)

113 I have a Subie,tight shoes and a warm place for a she-it...
alla ark fire.

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (5IHGB)

114 A palate-cleanser. Observe the methods of the SMR as they purge degeneracy from their corrupted maidens.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

115 She's no Mojo Nixon.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (bgkfE)

116 That would be a lesbian apprentice
-----

My greatest film.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ROV4u)

117 Nixen the Wiener!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (7qnb5)

118 89: throw a fucking saddle on Sara.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (iTqVJ)

119 NYC's current mayor is well qualified. He was previously the city's Public Advocate, whatever the fuck that is, and most importantly he's married to a lesbian, a POC lesbian no less. Quinn's pasty white ass only wishes she could ever compete with that.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (AK1lh)

120 An Unqualified Lesbian? Shouldn't she be running for president then?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

121 Does the Republican Party in NY even bother running a candidate anymore?

J.J. Sefton

You can send all donations to me. I'm the Treasurer and I'll throw in 80 degrees weather for any donation over $250

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (SjImc)

122 These indisciplined hysterics are going to get somebody injured, I fear.

Qualified - my ass.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (bJ0w+)

123 All the women on that show were stand-ins for gay men.

I have read that and it strikes me as highly plausible. It makes more sense. But a show about four homos getting plugged every episode wouldn't really sell advertising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

124 I'm certainly not a SITC expert but were any of them fuckable?

I mean, I'm sure Kim Cattrell was smoking during the silent era, but by the time SITC was on the air she was more of a fit for Golden Girls. SJP is a noted horseface. Nixon is no looker. Is it the 4th one thats decent?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (l1lYR)

125 Her wife looks like Bill Parcells wearing a fright wig.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)

126 Go Cynthia. What does NYC have to lose at this point, to paraphrase Trump?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (ujg0T)

127 I would love to teach Lesbian Qualification Class at my local university.

Lots of lab work. Lots of lab work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

128
She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex & the City. Now she's seeking an even bigger role -- The One You're Not Interested in Seeing in the Governor's Mansion.



"NIXON'S THE ONE!"
-- campaign slogan, 1968

ISWYDT, Mr. Ace

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (EzdLW)

129 96 Hmm apparently she has kids. So apparently at some point she needed some sperm. Fuck you ET.
__________________

I lived with a guy for several years, and had kids with him.

Then I decided that I really prefer butch-dykes to men, so I "married" my current girlfriend.

I'm very confuuuuuuuused about which team I'm on.

Posted by: Cynthia "Miranda" Nixon at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (fqUgw)

130 Hey! I am not a lesbian! I loved that Subaru it got great gas mileage and when I stomped the gas it moved rapidly. Cornered great too until hubbymayhem rolled it. But even crunched that damned thing started up so we could get it moved out of the way...... and my sneakers are awesome. So there.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (yTnCT)

131 @46: "38 29 Isn't Danny Thomas a lesbian?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:42 PM (MX7xj)



Pretty sure that was Danny Kaye.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



You're think of Danny Trejo.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2018 06:44 PM (PnpIB)
Nah, you're thinking of Danny the Intern

Posted by: Algernop Krieger at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (rznWS)

132 I'm waiting for Sarah Jessica Parker to run for mayor.

Actually, I couldn't care less.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

133 At least it isn't the Horse-Faced one.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (Kge8X)

134 'm sure Kim Cattrell was smoking during the silent era,

She was rode more than seattle slew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (SjImc)

135 >>Her wife looks like Bill Parcells wearing a fright wig.


Beware of Strange Looking Parcells!

Posted by: Austin FBI at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (bgkfE)

136 126 Go Cynthia. What does NYC have to lose at this point, to paraphrase Trump?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (ujg0T)



Or NY State, for that matter.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (ujg0T)

137 CNN don't know jack squat 'bout no lesbians.

Posted by: Engelbert Humperdinck at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (QviDB)

138 This just in: CNN has found someone who is NOT a lesbian.

Breaking ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

139 She's no Mojo Nixon.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (bgkfE)

Take me to your leader.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM (0+nbW)

140 123
All the women on that show were stand-ins for gay men.



I have read that and it strikes me as highly plausible. It makes
more sense. But a show about four homos getting plugged every episode
wouldn't really sell advertising.




Only two homos are needed for this. It works well, if you have strong corporate backing.

Posted by: Cast of Will and Grace at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM (UsCnO)

141 I'm certainly not a SITC expert but were any of them fuckable?



I mean, I'm sure Kim Cattrell was smoking during the silent era, but
by the time SITC was on the air she was more of a fit for Golden Girls.
SJP is a noted horseface. Nixon is no looker. Is it the 4th one thats
decent?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (l1lYR)


There was that brunette chick who was far and away the bangingest of the bunch.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM (AK1lh)

142 No straight men ever watched Sex in the City.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (

Truth.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (/LX46)

143 Little know. (Or cares about) fact. Nixon played a maid in Amadeus.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Z48ZB)

144 The voice over guy on the Subaru commercials makes me want barf. He just sounds like an effeminate millennial. Love, ith what makth a sthubaru a sthubaru.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (7qnb5)

145 Why doesn't Mika run? She and Joe are friends with all the cool Manhattan crowd.

Joe could write a theme song for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (ptqGC)

146 I love when liberals are running in a state that has been run by liberals for decades and they run a campaign ad like this bemoaning the conditions of their state and asking "How did this happen?".

Yep, it's a mystery alright. Probably a good idea to double down on the ideas that created the mess that you are whining about.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

147 Known. Cared about.


Fingers!!!

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Z48ZB)

148 OT:

Even supercomputers just aren't good at these very basic animal-level abilities yet.

Swarm simulations where you just have to run thru

for each (object) in universe
if object.vector intercepts me.vector then brake

it's easy. When you have to figure out what's an object first it aint.


Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (FhXTo)

149 Well it's good to know that lesbians are the same as heteros in holding a grudge and venality.

That's comforting in an odd sort of way. Not that it's a plus for her position in government.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MioLM)

150 "Unqualified Lesbian". When will she qualify to be a lesbian? It reminds me of the joke some of my friends who are gay say about the term "Practicing gay". How much more do I have to practice before I get it correct? I've been practicing for 35 years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (tpDAe)

151 Lots of lab work. Lots of lab work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

ISWYDT

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (0+nbW)

152 We got egg and bacon. Egg and lesbians. Eggs, bacon and lesbians. Eggs, bacon, sausage and lesbians. Lesbians lesbians lesbians eggs and lesbians.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

153 She failed the strap-on test?

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (HgMAr)

154 There was that brunette chick who was far and away the bangingest of the bunch.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM

Yea my wife was into the show for a bit, I've seen like 10 minutes of it but the brunette was bangable. Kattral still was but maybe 3-4 beers. Horseface and ET neck, no way.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (7qnb5)

155 Kim Cattrell was gorgeous back in the 80s, watch Masquerade some time with Brad Lowe.

I'd say Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom but while she's easy on the eyes, she's so obnoxious you are praying the elephant stomps on her head. She's in Porky's and is okay in Big Trouble in Little China. And she was the considerably less attractive vulcan girl in Star Trek VI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (39g3+)

156 She'l lose, if for no other reason than her last name.

Nixon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (0ogQG)

157 Hey, New York! Fix your broken fucking subway.

Posted by: Guy not running for Governor of New York at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (bJ0w+)

158 What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?
i believe reciprocity

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (/ikqi)

159 There was that brunette chick who was far and away the bangingest of the bunch.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 20, 2018 06:54 PM (AK1lh)



Handicapping for age, Kim Cattrall was stunning (keep in mind she is a decade older than the rest of them). Poor thing was just too old to be a Brat Packer in the 1980s.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (ujg0T)

160 ONT question:

Show of hands.

How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

161 >> Pat Benatar rocks.





Fire and Ice!

--

Never Wanna Leave You. Another great PB song. She was the first concert I ever attended. Drove, I think, a pink Cadillac onto the stage.

As for Cynthia Nixon, I will further date myself by saying that I can't ever forget her playing the little hippy kid, Sunshine, in...Little Darlings.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (mQ0Mc)

162 To be a qualified politician you have to subvert elections, take bribes, pay off dictators, piss on the Constitution and vacation in Cuba but not North Carolina.

Also it helps if your brother lectures people on Global Warming while drag-racing his muscle car.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (Ndje9)

163 She'l lose, if for no other reason than her last name.

Nixon.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (0ogQG)

Ya know back in the day I was not so conservative and did not pull the lever for Nixon...I'd almost like to get another chance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (SjImc)

164 The brunette was the only fuckable one on that show.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (bgkfE)

165 146 I love when liberals are running in a state that has been run by liberals for decades and they run a campaign ad like this bemoaning the conditions of their state and asking "How did this happen?"

---

just a looking glass of what post-America-America will look like. Thanks, immigration, for giving us our wealthiest states run by bottom of the barrel democrats.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (DQC26)

166 158 What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?
i believe reciprocity
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (/ikqi)

Minimum 25 classroom hours, 1800 contact hours and a state exam.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

167 "How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?"
-Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (Ckg4U)

168 Sex and the City did its best to convince the world that Sarah Jessica Parker was sexy and glamorous.

Like a certain former FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

169 No, I think it was Kay Kyser.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)

You're all wrong, it was Keyser Soze.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (MX7xj)

170 Aren't all real men lesbians?

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

171 110 No straight men ever watched Sex in the City.

Unless compelled to by a girlfriend/wife/someone they were just trying to make the beast with two backs with
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

Nope. Not even then.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (/LX46)

172 I love when liberals are running in a state that has been run by liberals for decades and they run a campaign ad like this bemoaning the conditions of their state and asking "How did this happen?".

Yep, it's a mystery alright. Probably a good idea to double down on the ideas that created the mess that you are whining about.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 06:55 PM

No shit. Same with Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit etc. etc. I know, let's keep trying the same shit! Voters: Dohkay!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (7qnb5)

173 Don't buy a used Subaru from a lesbian.

Guarantee, the carpets have been munched clear down to the sheetmetal.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (QzJWU)

174 jackstraw, a great point to make.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (/ikqi)

175
So ace, why is one post by ace and the other by ace of spades?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever



Perhaps Ace has embraced nic fluidity.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (EzdLW)

176 Hey, lesbians = ratings.

Posted by: Howard Stern at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)

177 Kim Cartrail hates Sarah Jessica Parker so she can't be that bad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

178 Heard on the radio that xhe already has a bumper sticker -


Vote Nixon! (No relation)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

179 98 I do like Ace's correction though. Cynthia Nixon wasn't exactly a star, ever. Just an actress in a show.
_____________________

Hey, she was just as much of a star as I was!

We were both minor players on cable t.v. shows! That's like, totally stardom! Big time!

If you play your cards right, some dim-witted minor prince might see your show and decide that he can't live without you as his bride, even though you're a divorced, middle-aged, social-climbing, star-wannabe!!!

Posted by: Princess-2-b Megan Markle at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (fqUgw)

180 What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?
............

Breath holding. Lots and lots of breath holding.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

181 When I was dating husband, we almost broke up over SATC. He later mellowed about it but he never could stomach it, even for a minute

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (Z48ZB)

182 probably most of these comments should have waited for the ont.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (/ikqi)

183 The brunette on Sex and the City was ok. Kind of like a woman on board a Navy vessel. Average is hot.

Posted by: Unqualified Asshole at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (XcgmW)

184 Very cool,, Ace.

Posted by: -blessed holy socks at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (XOMSi)

185 I never watched the show "Sex In The City". That must make me a straight male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (tpDAe)

186 There was a time when SJP was kinda cute, in LA Story with Steve Martin. She was the one constantly hopping in place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

187 Everyone is no Mojo Nixon.

Dang I miss him touring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (ks6bw)

188 We got egg and bacon. Egg and lesbians. Eggs, bacon and lesbians. Eggs, bacon, sausage and lesbians. Lesbians lesbians lesbians eggs and lesbians.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

I'm crying over here. Did you just make that shit up?

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (/LX46)

189 Aren't all real men lesbians?

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (oiNtH)
...........

I don't know but they're gay for themselves once or twice a week. Usually in the shower.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)

190 >>The brunette on Sex and the City was ok. Kind of like a woman on board a Navy vessel.


The 'Only Girl in the Campground' effect.

It's real.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (bgkfE)

191 When she was real young, she had a cute ingenue look that was attractive.

But then she grew up or something and didn't look as hot anymore.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (MioLM)

192 155 Kim Cattrell was gorgeous back in the 80s, watch Masquerade some time with Brad Lowe.

I'd say Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom but while she's easy on the eyes, she's so obnoxious you are praying the elephant stomps on her head. She's in Porky's and is okay in Big Trouble in Little China. And she was the considerably less attractive vulcan girl in Star Trek VI
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 06:56 PM (39g3+)



Uh, that was Kate Capshaw, a.k.a., Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (ujg0T)

193 Wilhem, I mean DeBlassios wife should run... She's a Lesbian.. Oh wait she's Bi... Well that's still pretty good...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

194 I keep waiting for Cynthia's neck to life her head about 4 feet above her body and scream in alien language. But really, in this story, there's no losers because blue on blue. Pass the popcorn and the flannel shirts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (7qnb5)

195 I don't get raunchy that often, but I almost pray at the altar of the gash.

I speak in tongues, artistically.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (Ckg4U)

196
The brunette was the only fuckable one on that show.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (bgkfE)

Fat legs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (wYseH)

197 What is this qualification of which you speak?

Posted by: Eaton Moregina at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (Z48ZB)

198 Uh, that was Kate Capshaw, a.k.a., Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (ujg0T)

I still would have liked to see the elephant stomp on her head.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (MX7xj)

199 Yeesh, Slap. TMI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

200 Not to be confused with "Sex With a City: The Burt Reynolds Story".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (Ndje9)

201 have from a fan of hers that cynthis nixon got her salad tossed on television. well, cable anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

202 The brunette was the only fuckable one on that show.

--

Mr. Ed would like a word with you.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (mQ0Mc)

203 She meant to say unqualified thespian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

204 47
So ace, why is one post by ace and the other by ace of spades?



Never question ace.


The Dude abides.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

205 Aren't all real men lesbians?



Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

I've always said I'm a lesbian in a man's body.

So I have the best of both worlds.

Still. PIV is stranger this way.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (MioLM)

206 Sarah Jessica Parker and my foot are identical twins.

Posted by: The Man With The Really Ugly Foot at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (XcgmW)

207 2 What does it take to qualify as a lesbian?
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2018 06:35 PM (0+nbW)


Us lesbians trapped in a man's body are triggered by her words.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

208 >>Fat legs.


A strict regimen of flat footed cowgirl and reverse cowgirl will fix that in no time.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (bgkfE)

209 I'm crying over here. Did you just make that shit up?
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (/LX46)

Sorta. I just started riffing on the Monty Python Spam sketch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

210 "Yeesh, Slap. TMI."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry. ONT material. My bad.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

211 Aren't all real men lesbians?

Posted by: Cheri at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (oiNtH)
............

I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

212 If NYC were really hip, they would hire Uber to build them an autonomous mayor that would run the city without human input.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (EzdLW)

213 167 "How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?"
-Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

*raises hand*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 06:58 PM (Ckg4U)

Does future throat cancer count? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (/LX46)

214 201
have from a fan of hers that cynthis nixon got her salad tossed on television. well, cable anyway.


I thought that was Brian Williams daughter.

Posted by: Jeffrey at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (UsCnO)

215 Uh, that was Kate Capshaw, a.k.a., Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Yeah you're right. Still wanted an elephant to step on her head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (39g3+)

216 181 When I was dating husband, we almost broke up over SATC. He later mellowed about it but he never could stomach it, even for a minute
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 06:59 PM (Z48ZB)

Sounds like a 100% American guy.

Give him a fistbump for me

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (VWsDy)

217 Whatever, New York, elect this silly bitch; you already elected another silly bitch as mayor of your largest city. Your state can't get much more fucked up than it already is.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (tRd71)

218 Apparently her big issue, according to CNN, is education. She's an advocate for a group that wants to spend another billion bucks on it.

Do you think she knows education is a racket for funneling money to Democrats?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (4ErVI)

219 How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?"
-Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2018 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

Is there such s thing as eating "enough" pussy?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (vtofY)

220 212
If NYC were really hip, they would hire Uber to build them an autonomous mayor that would run the city without human input.


They already did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (UsCnO)

221 For some reason I have a KD Lange song stuck in my head. Next up. Indigo Girls!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (7qnb5)

222 "Does future throat cancer count? Asking for a friend."
-Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:03 PM (/LX46)

No, Mr. Douglas.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (Ckg4U)

223 Kim C was the blonde in Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 07:04 PM (DQC26)

224 wtf? Lena Dunham busy? New York totally deserves this nitwit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2018 07:05 PM (KP5rU)

225 >>So ace, why is one post by ace and the other by ace of spades?


Cravat On.

Cravat Off.

It's how you can tell the classy threads from the rest.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

226
I never watched the show "Sex In The City". That must make me a straight male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (tpDAe)


Welcome to the club Mr Spoke

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2018 07:05 PM (lKyWE)

227 Wait....I thought, according to the left, that being a leftist homosexual meant you were eminently qualified for all the things.

I really wish they they would write this shit down somewhere.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 07:05 PM (nILVB)

228 Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who has packed on some pounds, told ColBERT he's "making the world a more smarter, educated place.

She should run for something.

https://tinyurl.com/yazgvdcj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

229 204 Never question ace.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

But can we question Ace of Spades?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (H+7tw)

230 PDT on FOX live at the National Republican Congressional Committe.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (SjImc)

231 218 Apparently her big issue, according to CNN, is education. She's an advocate for a group that wants to spend another billion bucks on it.

Do you think she knows education is a racket for funneling money to Democrats?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

------------

liberals aren't too good at inputting new information. Schools are forever failing because of lack of money...ignoring that most of us watched one of the half dozen documentaries on the subject that noticed it was the public sector teachers unions fucking everything up and that the teachers are seriously overpaid.

that, plus the PROMISE program, making public schools crime ridden hell holes.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (DQC26)

232 90
>>The brunette on Sex and the City was ok. Kind of like a woman on board a Navy vessel.





The 'Only Girl in the Campground' effect.



It's real.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:00 PM (bgkfE)



So, you are a Navy vet that camps a lot?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (UsCnO)

233 >>Never question ace.


I know for a fact that Ace doesn't have a single Sex in the City DVD on his shelves.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (bgkfE)

234 Repiblicans should vote her in. There is nothing to lose at this point in New York.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (/LX46)

235 Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who has packed on some pounds, told ColBERT he's "making the world a more smarter, educated place.

She should run for something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

I hear there's an opening for village idiot.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (MX7xj)

236 206 Sarah Jessica Parker and my foot are identical twins.
Posted by: The Man With The Really Ugly Foot at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (XcgmW)

I cannot figure out the continuing reinforcement that SJP is sexy, attractive and desirable. I wouldn't bone her with your pole.I love the raccoon eye shadow though. A real turn on, yeah right

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (VWsDy)

237 She should run for something.
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Mayor of Golden Corral?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (nILVB)

238 Kim Cattrall was "the howler" in "Porky's".

This has been a Public Service Announcement, at no cost to the taxpayer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Ckg4U)

239 I know for a fact that Ace doesn't have a single Sex in the City DVD on his shelves.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (bgkfE)


I guess the entire SATC collection on the floor, under the unfinished shelves doesn't count.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

240 Quinn the Eskimo shares the blubber and blubbers on.."It's no skin off my baby seal" she says later on Jimmy Kimmel toes show.......

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (5IHGB)

241 I know for a fact that Ace doesn't have a single Sex in the City DVD on his shelves.


ISWYDT! They're all on the floor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

242


I know for a fact that Ace doesn't have a single Sex in the City DVD on his shelves.


They're in his messenger bag.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

243
Aren't all real men lesbians?



Do a search on the term "male lesbian" at your own risk.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (EzdLW)

244 Hot dike unseats spawn of spacheme.

Posted by: redenzo at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (14qvS)

245 I can't imagine that Chris Cuomo is the only waterhead in the family. Seriously, the guy has to be double digit IQ and not in the 90s. I know for a fact that others at CNN are outraged and frustrated this halfwit has a starring show when they are easily as stupid and camera-friendly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (39g3+)

246 whoever the brunette was on the show was the only hot one

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

247 how..wha....never mind

Posted by: x at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (nFwvY)

248 Kim Cattrell is the easy girl you'd never date. You screwed her in the fort in the woods in High School. She went stag to the prom and left with five guys.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand in "Nosetradamus" at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (XcgmW)

249
Kim Cattrall was "the howler" in "Porky's".

This has been a Public Service Announcement, at no cost to the taxpayer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)



Wow, is that a blast from the past!

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)

250 229
204 Never question ace.



Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at March 20, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)



But can we question Ace of Spades?



Now you are just playing with fire in one hand, and a gas can in the other.


The Dude abides.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (UsCnO)

251 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Cynthia Nixon at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (O5Q3r)

252 The brunette, Charlotte, is pretty but her cankles could play Shrillary in a biopic.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (Z48ZB)

253 Drew Barrymore seems like a sweet girl.

Life advice or intellectual brainpower....no.

Not sure she even has a high school education.

Hollywood celebrities and the people that worship them have to be the devil's delight.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (LZJOv)

254 233 >>Never question ace.


I know for a fact that Ace doesn't have a single Sex in the City DVD on his shelves.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (bgkfE)



He went for the blu-ray?

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (lKs2v)

255 I always love hoe lesbians make a point of telling you that they don't need a man to be happy. Until they want to get pregnant or adopt of course.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (7qnb5)

256 I can't imagine that Chris Cuomo is the only waterhead in the family. Seriously, the guy has to be double digit IQ and not in the 90s.

There is a Fredo or 2 in every family.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (SjImc)

257 so recently received sex and the city trivia, the guy who narrated the show has the last name "cuomo." coincidence?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (MTjB1)

258 249
Kim Cattrall was "the howler" in "Porky's".

This has been a Public Service Announcement, at no cost to the taxpayer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)


Wow, is that a blast from the past!
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (EzdLW)



"Lassie"

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (lKs2v)

259 I know for a fact that others at CNN are outraged and frustrated this halfwit has a starring show when they are easily as stupid and camera-friendly.


This is the quality snark that keeps me returning to this hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

260 She went stag to the prom and left with five guys.
Posted by: Barbra Streisand in "Nosetradamus" at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (XcgmW)

Is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (vtofY)

261 Kristen Davis was the pretty brunette on SATC.

I remember O'Reilly talked about her. A lot. I hope she had security.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

262 "I cannot figure out the continuing reinforcement that SJP is sexy, attractive and desirable. I wouldn't bone her with your pole."

She's one of dozens of actresses whose success comes from nepotism and our idiot culture mavens insist is glamourous and beautiful, except she's a cloying horse faced bitch. I would rather slam my penis in a car door than screw Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (tRd71)

263 Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who has packed on some pounds, told ColBERT he's "making the world a more smarter, educated place.

Well for a fool like her whose education came out of a cocaine straw, his smarm and sneering sounds smart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

264 234 Repiblicans should vote her in. There is nothing to lose at this point in New York.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (/LX46)

Republicans cannot vote in the Democratic Primary in New York and vice versa.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (H+7tw)

265 43


Aren't all real men lesbians?





Do a search on the term "male lesbian" at your own risk.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:08 PM (EzdLW)


We're watching and recording.

Posted by: Google Bots at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (UsCnO)

266 The brunette, Charlotte, is pretty but her cankles could play Shrillary in a biopic.
Posted by: LASue at March



well in the show she was ok but thing have not gone well for her since.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (MTjB1)

267 Uh, that was Kate Capshaw, a.k.a., Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:01 PM (ujg0T)

I'm still surprised that Indy didn't cap her ass: "Indy, Indy, Indy".

Watching that movie is painful when she's in the shot.

And then you find out who she's married to and you go: "ah, THAT explains it".

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (MioLM)

268 >>>So ace, why is one post by ace and the other by ace of spades?
<<<

His sexbot has wifi and a mobile cellular uplink.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (bJ0w+)

269 I hope see wins. It'll be entertaining to watch her debate a politician.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (rdl6o)

270 "Lassie"
-Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (lKs2v)

That's It! Nicely recalled.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (Ckg4U)

271 Kim Cattrall was "the howler" in "Porky's".

This has been a Public Service Announcement, at no cost to the taxpayer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
=====

She was also nearly fired from Star Trek 6 for sneaking onto the bridge set and taking nude photos.

Or at least that's how the story goes...

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 07:11 PM (nILVB)

272 228 Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who has packed on some pounds, told ColBERT he's "making the world a more smarter, educated place.

She should run for something.

https://tinyurl.com/yazgvdcj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)



It dawned on me that Hollywood is the closest thing we have to a Birth Aristocracy in the USA.

I will give Drew Barrymore more acting chops than, say, Tori Spelling, but her father, her grandfather, and from the days of silent movies, her great grandfather, were in the business.

When an actor or actress comes from outside the Hollywood Birth Aristocracy, I give them more credit for innate acting talent.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (ujg0T)

273
The discretionary funding system sometimes referred to as the "slush fund" has been criticized in recent years



Wait, I thought Mayor Bloomberg banned slushes from NYC.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (EzdLW)

274 Repiblicans should vote her in. There is nothing to lose at this point in New York.
Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:07 PM (/LX46)

Republicans cannot vote in the Democratic Primary in New York and vice versa.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (H+7tw)

Change parties.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (/LX46)

275 >>Kim Cattrall was "the howler" in "Porky's".


Heh. Cynthia Nixon was the blond hippie chick in "Little Darlings". Amazing I even know or remember that, being only 29....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

276 drew Barrymore seems like a sweet girl.

Life advice or intellectual brainpower....no.

Not sure she even has a high school education.

Hollywood celebrities and the people that worship them have to be the devil's delight.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (LZJOv)


She was going to discos and Hollywood parties at age 10. I would bet she had lots of horrible Weinsteinesque experiences and is lucky to be not a drug addict, sane and functioning.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (Z48ZB)

277 The brunette, Charlotte, is pretty but her cankles could play Shrillary in a biopic.
Posted by: LASue at March

Cankles are irrelevant unless they're on your shoulders.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (vtofY)

278 260: as long as you are first.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (89T5c)

279 Kristen Davis was the pretty brunette on SATC.

I remember O'Reilly talked about her. A lot. I hope she had security.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March




well, he talked about her a lot because he was supporting her claim that some sex tape making its rounds on the internets was a fake.



is there a reason that whenever a women claim sex abuse they are instantly believed but when the guy says she is lying they are not?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

280 Here ya go. Kristin Davis:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7oblnk

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

281 >>When an actor or actress comes from outside the Hollywood Birth Aristocracy, I give them more credit for innate acting talent.



Because it means they're good in the sack (or casting couch)?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

282 I cannot figure out the continuing reinforcement that SJP is sexy, attractive and desirable.

Its like Kill Bill where despite all visual evidence to the contrary, both parts of the film desperately try to portray the haggard, manly Uma Thurmond as the most beautiful woman ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (39g3+)

283 Drew Berrymore is 473 years old in Hollywood years.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (/LX46)

284 Heh. Cynthia Nixon was the blond hippie chick in "Little Darlings". Amazing I even know or remember that, being only 29....
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She was also the college friend of the Julia Roberts character in The Pelican Brief.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (nILVB)

285 Some woman once told me she liked SATC because it was New York and there was so much culture.


When I think of SATC and culture, I am thinking of a different kind of culture. Like in a petri dish. After a doctor's test.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (UsCnO)

286 253 Drew Barrymore seems like a sweet girl.

Life advice or intellectual brainpower....no.

Not sure she even has a high school education.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:09 PM (LZJOv)


Per Wiki, it seems she may not even have a middle school education:

She moved back to West Hollywood, upon becoming emancipated at 14.[19] Barrymore attended elementary school at Fountain Day School in West Hollywood and Country School.

That's all it says re education.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

287 121 Does the Republican Party in NY even bother running a candidate anymore?

J.J. Sefton

You can send all donations to me. I'm the Treasurer and I'll throw in 80 degrees weather for any donation over $250
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 06:52 PM (SjImc)


My fellow New Yorkers, gey kok'n yom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM (VM6ev)

288
Seriously, the question is, when she loses the rigged primary, will she run third party and perhaps split the Leftist vote?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (VM6ev)

289 Its like Kill Bill where despite all visual evidence to the contrary, both parts of the film desperately try to portray the haggard, manly Uma Thurmond as the most beautiful woman ever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:14 PM

I never thought Uma was remotely attractive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (7qnb5)

290 out the continuing reinforcement that SJP is sexy, attractive and desirable. I wouldn't bone her with your pole."

She's one of dozens of actresses whose success comes from nepotism and our idiot culture mavens insist is glamourous and beautiful, except she's a cloying horse faced bitch. I would rather slam my penis in a car door than screw Sarah Jessica Parker.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March




yeah it is a cultural thing now. michelle obama was beautiful. you are expected to simply believe that whatever the media tells you is true.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

291 She was going to discos and Hollywood parties at age 10. I would bet she had lots of horrible Weinsteinesque experiences and is lucky to be not a drug addict, sane and functioning.
=====

She said she was an alcoholic at age 9 in her autobiography.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (nILVB)

292
It dawned on me that Hollywood is the closest thing we have to a Birth Aristocracy in the USA.



No that still the political class.

The Gores, the Bushes, the Romneys, Pelosi's Family, the Kennedy's. The list goes on of families whose job is apparently to get elected.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (lKs2v)

293 Unqualified lesbian. I wasn't aware Lesbians had a union. Are there apprentice lesbians? Master Lesbians?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (3fxCO)

294 Drew has two little girls now, Olive and Frankie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

295 Whatever happened to LaurieDavid'sCervix?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

296
...rigged primary...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM



you repeat yourself

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (EzdLW)

297 I would vote for her.
I mean, it's not as if a non-leftist would be in the mix.

I remember when she got in trouble with the Thought Police for saying something to the effect that she didn't really consider herself a "lesbian" anymore than she considered herself "straight" when she was married to a guy. She just happened to fall in love with a man, then a woman,....whatever.

But they were furious because she was rejecting labels, which was deemed heresy against the doctrine of congenital, permanent orientation.

Of course, the current First Lady of NYC has had a few problems with that too!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (0jtPF)

298 293 Unqualified lesbian. I wasn't aware Lesbians had a union. Are there apprentice lesbians? Master Lesbians?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (3fxCO)


They only thing disqualifying me from being an authentic 100% lesbian is that I have a functioning, natural yutzik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)

299 I would bet she had lots of horrible Weinsteinesque experiences and is lucky to be not a drug addict, sane and functioning.

Little Drew is lucky to be alive. She was hooked on horrendous drugs at age 12, she was in rehab after a suicide attempt at age 14. Poor little kid

She seems to have gotten her life together since then, and she's usually fun on screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

300 She was going to discos and Hollywood parties at age 10. I would bet she had lots of horrible Weinsteinesque experiences and is lucky to be not a drug addict, sane and functioning.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 07:12 PM (Z48ZB)


Considering she is from the Barrymore clan, she had an uphill battle from day one...except for stardom and acting. So it is amazing she pulled her life together as much as she has.

I know there was addiction, not sure what kind. And she's had 3 marriages I think. But together enough to run for office...no. Then again, that's true of less famous people who already have the jobs...like the rep yesterday who says Jews control the weather.

So really, the bar is really low.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (LZJOv)

301 The brunette was on an episode of Seinfeld. She drank piss or something so he wouldn't kiss her. She ended up being rolled up into a carpet and thrown in the Hudson I think.

Posted by: TV Guide at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (XcgmW)

302 Kim Cattrell's screamer scene in Porky's is the second funniest scene in the film. The first is in the principal's office when Ballbricker is explaining how she knows whose dick she saw in the girl's shower room.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

303 The Beast got in a slam at Ivanka today for saying she might run for office one day.

Ivanka and Chelsea: Octagon

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

304 Friendly advice to Ms Nixon: wear sleeves.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (Z48ZB)

305 295 Whatever happened to LaurieDavid'sCervix?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (QDnY+)



He was a one trick pony
It got tiresome
Um I forget the third one.

Posted by: Rick Perry at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (lKs2v)

306 Televised Retard Chris Cuomo



You gotta admit, that stinky little ewok has a way with words.


michelle obama was beautiful. you are expected to simply believe that whatever the media tells you is true.


Well, sure she is. To another sasquatch. Or maybe a wookie.

To us? Maybe not. Unless you are all into hairy arms, boob belts and tablecloths and lumpy garish bed spreads. Like I said: sasquatch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (7UW64)

307 "Whatever happened to LaurieDavid'sCervix?"
-Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

...or torquewrench, for that matter. Many people go missing and we are just left to wonder.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

308 303 The Beast got in a slam at Ivanka today for saying she might run for office one day.

Ivanka and Chelsea: Octagon
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)


The Bollard v the Bombshell...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (VM6ev)

309 No that still the political class.

The Gores, the Bushes, the Romneys, Pelosi's Family, the Kennedy's. The list goes on of families whose job is apparently to get elected.
Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (lKs2v)



OK, there are TWO elements that make up "the American Aristocracy".

But let's just say that even the heirs of Captains of Industry don't necessarily have things handed to them in the way Hollyweird brats do.

Certainly the sons and daughters of Rocket Scientists are not guaranteed RocketScientistHood.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (ujg0T)

310 She's one of dozens of actresses whose success comes from nepotism and our idiot culture mavens insist is glamourous and beautiful, except she's a cloying horse faced bitch. I would rather slam my penis in a car door than screw Sarah Jessica Parker.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 20, 2018 07:10 PM (tRd71)


There is something in some wives, like mine, that tries to make men watch SATC. Thys get mad at you if you wont watch it with them. I'm actually embarrassed for my wife that she is sucha SJPphile. On almosr everything else, she is a leveled headed person. I just don't get it. And just make sure the doorlocks aren't down when you slam your pickle

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (VWsDy)

311 >>>She was also nearly fired from Star Trek 6 for sneaking onto the bridge set and taking nude photos.<<<

The chick starred in a movie about a mannequin. The original sexbot.

That's vision!

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (bJ0w+)

312 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (kLOR0)

313 Eh, these people deserve each other. Upstate New York should secede and then let the new People's Republic of the Hudson burn itself down.

Posted by: T at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (MmeCn)

314 >...or torquewrench, for that matter. Many people go missing and we are just left to wonder.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)<

What happened to my buddy Sean Bannion?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (3fxCO)

315 They only thing disqualifying me from being an authentic 100% lesbian is that I have a functioning, natural yutzik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)


But that Australian chick. Whenever I see your name I think of that line she delivered. It was just so...coarse and unappealing. Maybe that's what she was going for too...but wow. I can see why you never forgot it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (LZJOv)

316 308
303 The Beast got in a slam at Ivanka today for saying she might run for office one day.



Ivanka and Chelsea: Octagon

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)



We can dream.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (UsCnO)

317 306
To us? Maybe not. Unless you are all into hairy arms, boob belts and tablecloths and lumpy garish bed spreads. Like I said: sasquatch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM (7UW64)


The Salt Creature/Nancy Crater face was a real turn-on, I can tell you that...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (VM6ev)

318 288
Seriously, the question is, when she loses the rigged primary, will she run third party and perhaps split the Leftist vote?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (VM6ev)

It depends on two factors:

1). How conceited she is.

2). How fanatical her base is.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (H+7tw)

319 Unqualified lesbian. I wasn't aware Lesbians had a union. Are there apprentice lesbians? Master Lesbians?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:16 PM (3fxCO)


Ummmmm......Yes. The highest you can go is a 3rd degree Bull Dyke with red wing epaulets.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (EoRCO)

320 I don't remember where I saw it, but I once read a piece that said Sex in the City was actually about the gay male hookup scene. They just made the characters women. I don't know if that means the show's creators and writers were gay men or not.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)

321 When I think of SATC and culture, I am thinking of a different kind of culture. Like in a petri dish. After a doctor's test.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

So much this. I'm convinced that show did more to destroy modern women and relationships between men and women than any culture movement since the 1960's.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (/LX46)

322 So Quinn and Nixon are having a cat fight? Grrruuur

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (SjImc)

323 I never thought Uma was remotely attractive.

She was pretty in Baron Munchhausen, and not bad in Dangerous Liasons. But that's pretty much it. Like Cameron Diaz was adorable in The Mask then went downhill really fast. She got by on cute on-screen personality for a while but she's basically a dude now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)

324 Little Drew is lucky to be alive. She was hooked on horrendous drugs at age 12, she was in rehab after a suicide attempt at age 14. Poor little kid

---

actually the drugs were great, top notch shit

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (DQC26)

325 NGU, aren't you supposed to be on your Tinder date about now?

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (oMtOd)

326
How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?
-----


Single-sourced or variety?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (ROV4u)

327
NGU, aren't you supposed to be on your Tinder date about now?



Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (oMtOd)


BOOM

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

328 Saw Kim Cattrell on an old Columbo episode the other day, she was young and quite pretty.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (nWc4E)

329 315 But that Australian chick. Whenever I see your name I think of that line she delivered. It was just so...coarse and unappealing. Maybe that's what she was going for too...but wow. I can see why you never forgot it.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (LZJOv)


What was odd was that she was about as pretty as Olivia Newton-John. Another true story: was riding in an elevator in the old MGM building with Morgan Fairchild. Holy shit! She was so vulgar she made Gunny Hartmann sound like Lord Olivier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (VM6ev)

330 >325
NGU, aren't you supposed to be on your Tinder date about now?



Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (oMtOd)<

Sis is sassy tonight

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (3fxCO)

331
Friendly advice to Ms Nixon: wear sleeves.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2018 07:18 PM



No kidding. Her upper arm looks like a loaf of take 'n' bake french bread.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (EzdLW)

332 NGU, aren't you supposed to be on your Tinder date about now?
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (oMtOd)

I'm beat. Long day. And all I got to look forward to is snow and more snow tomorrow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (SjImc)

333 Seriously, the question is, when she loses the rigged primary, will she run third party and perhaps split the Leftist vote?

I think DiBlasio has his fingers all over this. He hates Cuomo and a couple of his people are working on her campaign.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (O5Q3r)

334 The Beast got in a slam at Ivanka today for saying she might run for office one day.

Ivanka and Chelsea: Octagon


Ivanka has more in common with Chelsea than her dad. She is pretty much a Champagne socialist and globalist. And her husband is not trustworthy. I like Ivanka a lot, but not in politics.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (LZJOv)

335 "What happened to my buddy Sean Bannion?"
-Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:19 PM (3fxCO)

Bannion flounced and left two years ago. He made an "announcement", I think. I can't remember.

I think it was a religious thing with Ace.

I talk to so many people that it gets "washed-over" and my memory is unreliable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)

336 So much this. I'm convinced that show did more to destroy modern women and relationships between men and women than any culture movement since the 1960's.

That and Oprah. The Oprah show ruined more women than Paolo and Valentino combined.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (39g3+)

337 I'm beat. Long day. And all I got to look forward to is snow and more snow tomorrow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (SjImc)


We were under a tornado watch all day. Wind, rain, hail.

When are you coming back to Parris Island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

338

How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?
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Single-sourced or variety?


Farmed or wild-caught?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

339 They only thing disqualifying me from being an authentic 100% lesbian is that I have a functioning, natural yutzik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)

Glad it's working for you

Posted by: THE MOHEL at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (VWsDy)

340 Di Blasio and Cynthia Nixon. Omgawd. Communism more than capitalism.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (LZJOv)

341 The Beast got in a slam at Ivanka today for saying she might run for office one day.

I saw that...she is the nastiest piece of shit on the planet. She must be so unhappy. Can you imagine all the pills that FAB is on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:24 PM (SjImc)

342 320 I don't remember where I saw it, but I once read a piece that said Sex in the City was actually about the gay male hookup scene. They just made the characters women. I don't know if that means the show's creators and writers were gay men or not.
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)



Steevy repeated that claim that it's a show written by gay men.

I've heard the claim that if you can tell the dialogue fits gay dudes better than it does straight women. Never bothered to watch to find out. SATC is the perfect example of ace's talk about television shows that women watch that get talked about way more than their viewership would suggest.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:24 PM (lKs2v)

343 Never saw one second of SATC. Therefore I'm not qualified to speak about this well deserved clusterfuck about to be dumped on the late, great, state of New York. Plus, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2018 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

344
How many Morons here have eaten enough pussy to qualify as a lesbian?
-----

Single-sourced or variety?

Farmed or wild-caught?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM



fresh or frozen?

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (EzdLW)

345 Yeah Catrall did a ton of TV before getting into movies. Mid to late 70s mostly. That was back when the TV studios had pretty much one group of co stars and extra that you saw over and over in every show. Its a throwback to the old radio show days when the same voices kept showing up, like Harry Morgan and Raymond Burr.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+)

346 When are you coming back to Parris Island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

I wish I could. My yob keeps me in Virginia and DC mostly now a days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (SjImc)

347 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (VM6ev)

ISWYDT

"Split"

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (MioLM)

348 Drew Berrymore has that enteral sweaty smelly bandaid chick that you see at every concert you have ever attended.

Posted by: Monk at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/LX46)

349 I'm beat. Long day. And all I got to look forward to is snow and more snow tomorrow.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM
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I hope you let him down gently. Return his calls for at least a day or two.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (oMtOd)

350 I'll admit to watching some eps of Sex and the City.

Right now my guilty pleasure is the Real Ho's franchise, my fave being the Beverly Hills hos. I love their clothes and fabulous homes.

Like you guys, I'm a political junkie, and sometimes I need some silly TV to bring down the BP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

351 >>I don't remember where I saw it, but I once read a piece that said Sex in the City was actually about the gay male hookup scene. They just made the characters women. I don't know if that means the show's creators and writers were gay men or not.


Saw the show's creator say that in an interview or one of those 'behind the scenes' shows HBO does.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)

352 What a happy clusterfuck that election is going to be.

Can't really say I'm surprised given that it is NY and the participants are Democrats.

Posted by: Gmac-Native in exile at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (4pjhs)

353 I can honestly say that I have never seen Sex in the City. Don't care about those ugly women, or their various adulteries or fornications, and I really don't care about NYC, so there was no draw for me. If I want sex, I'll get it at home, thank you very much. I don't need to hear about whatever VD is being passed around between a bunch of ladies who believe that their hoohaw is the highest and best indicator of their self worth.

But, I guess some women enjoy that sort of tripe.

Don't really know why.

I do know it was very popular among the fag-hags and those whom they enable.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (7UW64)

354 Meh. Over 10 miles from me. Actually over 800 miles.
So double meh.

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7)

355
Ivanka has more in common with Chelsea than her
dad. She is pretty much a Champagne socialist and globalist. And her
husband is not trustworthy. I like Ivanka a lot, but not in politics.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (LZJOv)

But Ivanka created her wealth, Chelsea just scammed hers.

Or have you ever received $650,000 for a 6 month TV producer job at MSNBC without ever producing anything?
Come to think of it, I may retract my previous statement.............. $650k for doing nothing is impressive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

356 n00d bomber

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2018 07:26 PM (lKs2v)

357 She's No-Dick Nixon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

68 Unqualified lesbian.


Golf clap.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (G0Ghp)

358 347 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:15 PM (VM6ev)

ISWYDT

"Split"
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (MioLM)


Does Cuomo have a beaver? I mean on him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (VM6ev)

359 I wish I could. My yob keeps me in Virginia and DC mostly now a days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (SjImc)


You've got my email. Let me know if you're coming down. We'll DEFINITELY get together.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

360 OT speaking of the Daily Beast. WTF is with Drudge linking that shit? I am about done with that little weasel. He's been practically mum on all the FBI/DOJ/GPS etc. collusion shit. Then he links that pap?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (7qnb5)

361 Nood

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (PNxpE)

362 >Bannion flounced and left two years ago. He made an "announcement", I think. I can't remember.



I think it was a religious thing with Ace.



I talk to so many people that it gets "washed-over" and my memory is unreliable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)<

Thanks for responding. You are the first person that ever did. Bannion would never flounce anything. Col US Army. He never had a problem with Ace and religion over many years. I'm guessing it was something else. I lost his damn email so I can't ask. Thanks again and thanks for the prayer list. Super happy about Danica today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (3fxCO)

363 What was odd was that she was about as pretty as Olivia Newton-John. Another true story: was riding in an elevator in the old MGM building with Morgan Fairchild. Holy shit! She was so vulgar she made Gunny Hartmann sound like Lord Olivier.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM (VM6ev)


Hmmmm...maybe that explains why these women never seemed to have relationships. They are so pretty, I could never figure it out. But I find vulgarity a turn off, no matter how great the guy is. Maybe it works the other way too. Winona Ryder supposedly has a trash mouth too.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (LZJOv)

364 SATC is about believable as the commercial on now with the decent looking white dude, married to a really heavy, ugly black chck. I love it when they kiss. So heartwarming

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2018 07:27 PM (VWsDy)

365 Down here we got whacha call Sex and the Country. Yee Haw! Ride em cowboy!

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

366 I'm beat. Long day. And all I got to look forward to is snow and more snow tomorrow.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:22 PM
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I hope you let him down gently. Return his calls for at least a day or two.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:25 PM (oMtOd)

Did I miss something here?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (vtofY)

367 353
I can honestly say that I have never seen Sex in the City. Don't care
about those ugly women, or their various adulteries or fornications, and
I really don't care about NYC, so there was no draw for me. If I want
sex, I'll get it at home, thank you very much. I don't need to hear
about whatever VD is being passed around between a bunch of ladies who
believe that their hoohaw is the highest and best indicator of their
self worth.





I'm calling BS on you tcn in AK.


You have described the show in accurate detail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (UsCnO)

368 I'm not saying she's a lesbian.
But let's just say she has an extensive KD Lang collection that she listens to when not on the PGA tour.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (BsGS1)

369 She was pretty in Baron Munchhausen, and not bad in Dangerous Liasons. But that's pretty much it. Like Cameron Diaz was adorable in The Mask then went downhill really fast. She got by on cute on-screen personality for a while but she's basically a dude now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)


I have got, GOT, to meet the SuperModels you dudes are all shagging sometime.

No ... no I don't. Because it's all Virtue Signalling Bullshit.

Do y'all realize, when you say shit like "Uma Thurman is a hag" ... any other Self-Aware Chic thinks "Wow ... if he thinks that about Uma Thurman, What in the Hell is He Going to Think About Me ? Best skip that Mo-Mee !!!".

Keep on Virtue Signalling boys. Keep On Keepin' On.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

370 Muad'dib, I never replied because Bannion was gone before I started commenting, so I never knew him. But he was around for a couple days in the last year or so because I remember trading a comment or two with him. I think he moved to California but I could be wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (oMtOd)

371 A former Polish politician who is the father of the countrys prime minister said that Jews during the Holocaust moved to ghettos of their own accord to get away from non-Jewish Poles.

Kornel Morawiecki, a former senator whose son, Mateusz, became Polish Prime Minister last year, made the remark in an interview published Tuesday by the online magazine Kultura Liberalna and quoted by JTA.

Do you know who chased the Jews away to the Warsaw Ghetto? The Germans, you think? No. The Jews themselves went because they were told that there would be an enclave, that they would not have to deal with those nasty Poles, claimed Kornel Morawiecki.

Jesus would someone please take the shovel away from him and his son? G-D almighty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:30 PM (SjImc)

372 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)


There are a lot of people that made their own money that I don't want in politics bcz they are basically globalists or socialists or far left. Making your own money has nothing to do with it. I like Ivanka, I respect her business sense. I do not like her politics.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (LZJOv)

373 I think there are two possible meanings to "unqualified as a lesbian".

1. Has fewer than eight cats.

2. Got it on with Quinn one night, and was lousy.

BTW, doesn't CNN see just a hint of conflict in taking sided here? Just a teeny bit?

And one more thing ... Cattrell was pretty hot back when she was in a Columbo episode (the Nichol Williamson movie one). See what I did there?

Posted by: George LeS at March 20, 2018 07:31 PM (+TcCF)

374 Did I miss something here?
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 20, 2018 07:28 PM (vtofY)

LOL kinda...I was suppose to hook up with me "date" CBD for a drink but work and the weather is getting in the way.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (SjImc)

375 Okay, what is with all the sudden Jew blaming and weird stuff? I mean, more than usual.

Does this have something to do with the increasing Muslim population here and in the EU? Because I'm thinking, yes.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 20, 2018 07:33 PM (LZJOv)

376 LOL kinda...I was suppose to hook up with me "date" CBD for a drink but work and the weather is getting in the way.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (SjImc)


Damn ... and I was cheerin' for you two crazy kids !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2018 07:34 PM (fiGNd)

377 "She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex & the City. "

She did not play that role in The Manhatten Project back in the 80s

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 20, 2018 07:35 PM (vChNs)

378
Unqualified lesbian == carpet bagger
Qualified lesbian == carpet muncher

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

379 228 Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who has packed on some pounds, told ColBERT he's "making the world a more smarter, educated place.

She should run for something.

https://tinyurl.com/yazgvdcj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

I thought she'd gotten off drugs.

Posted by: George LeS at March 20, 2018 07:37 PM (+TcCF)

380 The best part of Chris' dad's gene pool slipped out of Mario's ass crack

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (DpOmP)

381 LOL kinda...I was suppose to hook up with me "date" CBD for a drink but work and the weather is getting in the way.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (SjImc)
---
So we're actually talking Grindr.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (qJtVm)

382 Sluts in the City was pretty bad (my wife watched it, so I saw a little of it), but it wasn't so rotten as that show about the anorexic lawyer.

Posted by: George LeS at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (+TcCF)

383 Lots of lab lap work. Lots of lab lap work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO


FIFY

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (G0Ghp)

384 That Sara Jessica Parker was a looker...

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (DpOmP)

385 As for her running 3rd party and splitting the left vote, we'd have to come up with about 5 more parties even to have a chance to carry Staten Island. It's that bad.

Posted by: George LeS at March 20, 2018 07:41 PM (+TcCF)

386 30 I love how they constantly push this wackadoodle shit and then they're all in attack mode when a wackdoodle who believes the wackadoodle shit tries to run for office.

God knows what sort of fluff fills this ditz's head. Still it's great fun when they attack their own side.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
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THIS... and have I mentioned how much I detest Wikipedia... too many ways for too many people with the power of edit.. sure there's great info at your fingertips but as a professor told when I was a grad student some years ago, "use wiki whatever all you want but you better site three other sources supporting it or it doesn't count."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (+ldAm)

387 So we're actually talking Grindr.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 20, 2018 07:39 PM (qJtVm)
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Yes, Insomniac corrected me on that point.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2018 07:42 PM (oMtOd)

388 "Then again, Andrew Cuomo is a crook, and, given that he's the brother of Televised Retard Chris Cuomo, most likely cognitively challenged himself."

Can you imagine what the Kennedy-Cuomo kids must be like?

Drunk, stupid, and slutty would be my guess.

Nowadays Andy is banging the chick from the cable "cooking" show whose "cooking" consists of opening packaged food and pouring up enough booze to give the entire old-school Bowery alcohol poisoning.

There, I'm guessing that she learned to "cook" at a D-list sorority house. Once again drunk, stupid, and slutty is the common theme.


An anagram for Andrew Cuomo is "Acne Worm Duo".


Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 20, 2018 07:52 PM (aId/R)

389 "She played the role of The One You Weren't Interested in Seeing Naked on Sex & the City."

So... every role, then?

Dang, she must be a regular Peter Sellers.

Err....Vagina Sellars.

Err... Vagina Sex Workers.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 20, 2018 07:55 PM (aId/R)

390 Cattrell was the crazy chick In the locker room in Porky's. Super hot.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 20, 2018 08:17 PM (fqHZs)

391 LOL kinda...I was suppose to hook up with me "date" CBD for a drink but work and the weather is getting in the way.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2018 07:32 PM (SjImc)
---
So we're actually talking Grindr.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March




funny how the meaning of "hook-up", at least in popular usage has changed within a generation. used to mean meet up with as in

"the 5th and 8th Armies would attack northward and hook up with Truscott's 6th Corps."

hate to think how kids, or nevergiveup and cbd, understand that sentence now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

392 you know, Drudge has the pic of stormy daniels strapped in taking her polygraph.

she really looks uncomfortable being strapped in, hooked up to electrodes, and being filmed with her clothes on and without a roomful of guys servicing her.

may be the first time her parents have not been scared to look at a photo of her on the internets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 20, 2018 09:06 PM (MTjB1)

393 This is an updated version of what the Cuomo gang did against Ed Koch:

https://crosstalk.kinja.com/vote-for-cuomo-not-the-homo-1982-mario-cuomo-v-e-1677085733

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at March 21, 2018 11:31 AM (Ey6du)

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