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Austin Police Warn of "Serial Bomber" With Considerable Skill; Warn Residents of Nearby Area to Stay Indoors Whenever Possible

Serial killer.

Two people were wounded in an explosion Sunday night in Austin that showed similarities to other recent blasts but also "a higher level of skill."

The victims -- two white men ages 23 and 22 —--were wounded about 8:30 p.m. as they walked along the 4800 block of Dawn Song Drive, southwest of downtown Austin. Their injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said.

Interim police Chief Brian Manley said authorities believe the pair were walking on either the sidewalk or the median when the device was triggered by a trip wire.

"That changes things," he said at an overnight news conference. "Our safety message to this point has been involving the handling of packages, and telling this community, 'Do not handle packages, do not pick up packages, do not disturb packages.'

"We now need to have an extra level of vigilance and pay attention to any suspicious device, whether it be a package, a bag, a backpack -- anything that looks out of place - -and please do not approach it."

I don't know that a trip wire indicates a "higher level of skill" -- isn't there a small tripwire in a package bomb that detonates the bomb when a flap of the box is opened? -- but obviously this guy makes bombs and isn't going to stop until he's caught or is hoist upon one of his own homebrew petards.

This is a description of the tripwire, btw:

Frederick Milanowski, special agent in charge for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, said that the bomb was anchored to a metal sign near a hiking trail and triggered by a wire as thin as fishing line that would've been incredibly difficult to see.

Again, that doesn't sound that sophisticated to me, but what do I know.

It strikes me as possibly interesting that the bomber has apparently stopped leaving bombs in neighborhoods and is instead now leaving bombs on hiking trails -- where he would be less likely to be seen. I suppose that means he's aware people are looking for him, though I'm not sure that helps catch him any.



This article has a map of the bombing sites. It notes the latest bomb is the first to be left to the west of highway 35, though (not being from Austin) I don't know the significance of that.

If any amateur profilers and/or Austin residents want to inform us what the bomb locations may suggest, please do.

PS, there's a $115,000 in total rewards for helping catch this guy, so. Thinking caps on!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:13 PM




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1 Be safe, Morons ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 19, 2018 05:08 PM (AoK0a)

2 this is so insane. I can't imagine how terrified Austin residents must be.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

3 We found this spoon, sir!

Posted by: FBI at March 19, 2018 05:09 PM (gC2IV)

4 Dammit. Willowed myself.

This is fucking insane. Glad I'm not anywhere near Austin. And and all TX Horde be careful out there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

5 Boom

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2018 05:11 PM (hMwEB)

6 Stay indoors whenever possible

Oh fuck off

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2018 05:11 PM (4ErVI)

7 Looks pretty random to me. As one poster noted earlier, random, random, random, target, some more randoms and then stop.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (suO/a)

8 We need common sense bomb control.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (LiyEm)

9 Interstate 35 divides the city in two. My understanding has been that the package bombs were in more or less minority lower income neighborhoods. This last one was not. What does this matter? It shouldn't but now the progressive higher income smugs might get blown up too.

Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (LfJIn)

10 Sudden Jihad Syndrome? Antifa?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (7TGwg)

11 Or instead of sheltering in place send out armed patrols

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (aC6Sd)

12 They'll likely discover it's someone with a significant mental illness.

Also, a shitlib.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

13 Where's Chief Moose when we need him? Nobody could bungle a clue like that turkey.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 19, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)

14 Its pretty likely he blew himself up already. Anyone playing around with home made bombs and tripwire fuses has a short future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

15 Since it was 2 white guys injured they're not calling it a hate crime anymore, are they?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:13 PM (HVB7P)

16 IED's ? Leftists or Muzzy?

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (aC6Sd)

17 "Serial Bomber"

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Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (5Mk4N)

18 Obviously, gun control.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

19 Nobody could bungle a clue like that turkey.

Its pretty easy when you deliberately ignore the clues because they don't fit your hot shot profiler's ideas and what you wish to be true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

20 East of I-35 in Austin is the traditionally minority neighborhood, notably black.

The most recent one is in one of the wealthier neighborhoods of SW Austin. Know several families there. It's majority white, since people are looking for patterns.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (yL25O)

21 OMG they're inside the wire! Say again, they're INSIDE the wire.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (iiixZ)

22 Sorry to got OT so early - Meghan McCain tweeted a photo of herself and her dad yesterday and he does not look good. at all.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

23
I remember when we had a Unabomber type working in my neck of the woods. Eight or nine separate instances. They never caught him, never figured out his grudge.

Though he did blow up an Irish bar the first time. Then 'sploded stuff all over the place for no apparent reason.

I ultimately assumed he didn't like the Irish and was Irish himself.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (LOgQ4)

24 Remember, clear plastic over the windows and lots of duct tape.

Yer FBI.

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (gbWkA)

25 Have we had a #AustinStrong yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)

26 Too generalize, east of 35 would be more likely to result in minority casualties, while west of 35 would be more likely to hit whites. That's a very big generalization though as various areas to the east are/have bedn gentrified tomone degree or another. I assume that and the race of the two most recent victims have persuaded aughorities that thr bombings aren't specifically targeting minorities. My hunches shojld be taken with sn enormous grain of salt though.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (kaCWe)

27 Where the hell is Clock Boy?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ATVNj)

28 just another day in the tragic life of Trump's America.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (KxbBq)

29 The FBI guy looks like he just regurgitated lunch.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (HgMAr)

30 >>>15 Since it was 2 white guys injured they're not calling it a hate crime anymore, are they?

The first two targets were from prominent families, so it makes sense they were specifically targeted. They were also black. The subsequent bombings look more random. So perhaps they are just the bomber's cover to distract and muddle the initial motive.

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (PnpIB)

31 23
I remember when we had a Unabomber type working in my neck of the woods. Eight or nine separate instances. They never caught him, never figured out his grudge.

Though he did blow up an Irish bar the first time. Then 'sploded stuff all over the place for no apparent reason.

I ultimately assumed he didn't like the Irish and was Irish himself.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 05:14 PM (LOgQ4)

Do you have any more information? I'm interested.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (4ErVI)

32
Oh, well, latest victims are white men. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (OZmbA)

33 I blame the Russians for all of the typos in my last comment.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (kaCWe)

34 Interstate 35 divides the city in two. My understanding has been that the package bombs were in more or less minority lower income neighborhoods. This last one was not. What does this matter? It shouldn't but now the progressive higher income smugs might get blown up too.
Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:12 PM (LfJIn)

The black victims were just practice.

Do I really need a sarc tag?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (HVB7P)

35 The next bomb will be Jerry Jones' first round pick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (gC2IV)

36 This seems unnecessary:

5 Boom
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2018 05:11 PM (hMwEB)

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (yL25O)

37 Its pretty likely he blew himself up already. Anyone playing around with home made bombs and tripwire fuses has a short future.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


According to the po po, his skillz are pretty tight.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (b2/Ti)

38 Since it was 2 white guys injured they're not calling it a hate crime anymore, are they?

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CNN is on suicide watch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (5Mk4N)

39 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ATVNj)

He did get smacked down in court. But again, he ain't too smart as he just used a premade digital alarm clock and put in in a pencil box.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (suO/a)

40 http://bit.ly/2FWe7QA
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Former Federal Prosecutor and Russia Witch Hunt Critic Joe DiGenova Joins Trump's Legal Team
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This is about to get good
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OT

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (y3aQB)

41 I don't know that a trip wire indicates a "higher level of skill" -- isn't there a small tripwire in a package bomb that detonates the bomb when a flap of the box is opened? -- but obviously this guy makes bombs and isn't going to stop until he's caught or is hoist upon one of his own homebrew petards.

++++

They're trying to get the guy to call them. I don't know why they think he will, but that's what they have been putting out there. So, they will likely be getting calls from people who are not him. So, they have to hold something back. I'm guessing it's the details about the tripwire. They tell us it shows proficiency, but they are ambiguous about how. If the real guy calls in, he will be able to provide the details about his tripwire.

I'm also guessing there is some kind of extortion thing going on. He is bombing until they do what he wants. Their position is they need to talk about it, so they are asking him to call. That's why they think asking him to call might work. He wants something and to get it he has to negotiate.

Posted by: Slick Willie Clinton at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (pvjTE)

42 Nothing to worry about.

The Windbreaker FBI is here. They have yellow crime scene tape and they're not afraid to use it!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (ATVNj)

43 "Also, a shitlib."

In Austin?

Yep. Most likely a commie who wants to punish his fellow residents of Little Pyongyang on the Prairie for being insufficiently commie.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (aId/R)

44 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (pvjTE)

45 3. You fool...that's a spork!

Posted by: Loneranger at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (we7DS)

46 This is a job for Fox and Dana!

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (gbWkA)

47 Now, look - I despise those lycra-clad bike-fags as much as the next guy, but this is not the answer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (fA1SL)

48 >>22 Sorry to got OT so early - Meghan McCain tweeted a photo of herself and her dad yesterday and he does not look good. at all.

Looks scrawny and blind in his left eye. Too bad for him.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (r9UYA)

49 I don't know shit about Austin, but I suspect "west of hwy 35" is a euphemism for much whiter neighborhood. Remember there was talk of some of the bombing constituting a hate crime because of the color of the victims.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (z79tQ)

50 After another explosion, Austin's police chief urges nearby residents to stay inside their homes "until we've had a chance to deem this neighborhood safe."

What the hell could that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (8gDQu)

51 IED's ? Leftists or Muzzy?


Democrat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

52 37
Its pretty likely he blew himself up already. Anyone playing around with home made bombs and tripwire fuses has a short future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor





According to the po po, his skillz are pretty tight.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:16 PM (b2/Ti)


Did they say anything about the explosive?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (Dp6qK)

53 Now, let me think. Who do we know that sets IED's for innocent people to be injured or killed? Hmmmm............

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (zLDYs)

54 Someone call triangle head Hogg and his tiny arms of outrage. If we only made murder and bombs illegal, this wouldn't happen. I blame the NBA!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (7qnb5)

55 This side toward enema.

Posted by: Clay Moore at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (BaM28)

56 With FBI handler right behind the sheriff, this presser has a Clarke county feel to it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (wpJDK)

57 How about instead of staying inside, you form up armed citizen patrols and take the slimy sucker of cock out if you catch him rigging up a bomb?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (fq72/)

58 Pity the fool. A reasonably competent bomb maker is a hard fugitive to find. The good ones still have all of their fingers and limbs and they aren't carrying around an oxygen tank. This could all get much worse before it gets better. I suppose that a clever psycho would leave a trail of clues ... like simple stuff at first, escalating to more sophisticated work as the saga becomes more interesting for them. This is one of those ones where somebody has to be willing to just sit and wait for the next clue. ... I saw a lot of FBI jackets in those early pictures. So, corruption at the top aside, God bless you people and go get'em.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)

59 Southwest Austin is also the only majority conservative part of town.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (yL25O)

60 Now, let me think. Who do we know that sets IED's for innocent people to be injured or killed? Hmmmm............
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM

All are welcome here!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (7qnb5)

61 Not enough sites yet.. If he is truly random, they may never find him til he slips up and someone sees him.

That serial shooter not too long ago was ID'd by someone he knew.

He could also have a target and the other ones would make it seem random.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (so+oy)

62 They're trying to get the guy to call them. I don't know why they think he will, but that's what they have been putting out there.


Perhaps he has a manifesto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

63 How long until the media tells us it's okay because it wasn't really a wire?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (ks6bw)

64 I am glad I do not live in Austen.

If experience is a guide, if the mad bomber doesn't get you, the FBI will.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (LWu6U)

65 My hunches shojld be taken with sn enormous grain of salt though.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM

My hunches were almost identical to yours. I haven't lived in Austin for over thirty years but had kids at school in Austin for ten years and the youngest working there for four years. The last one finally moving to Houston for a job promotion last year. I am tired of Austin. This bombing mess is just awful.

Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:19 PM (LfJIn)

66 http://bit.ly/2FXCRb9
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Samantha Power Backpedals After Issuing Veiled Threat to President Trump
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US Stupid Rubes in flyover country just don't have the intellectual firepower to understand her

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 19, 2018 05:20 PM (y3aQB)

67 Package bombs, then tripwire?

Pardon my paranoia, but...multiple bombers?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 19, 2018 05:20 PM (AM1GF)

68 >>42 Nothing to worry about.

The Windbreaker FBI is here. They have yellow crime scene tape and they're not afraid to use it!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

along with their outline chalk. Like a Picasso on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:20 PM (r9UYA)

69 50 After another explosion, Austin's police chief urges nearby residents to stay inside their homes "until we've had a chance to deem this neighborhood safe."

What the hell could that even mean?
________________________________________

I don't know.

I sure hope they don't do anything rash, like lock the whole damned city down.

Posted by: Martin J. Walsh, Boston Mayor during Marathon Bombing at March 19, 2018 05:20 PM (ATVNj)

70 25 Have we had a #AustinStrong yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)

Not until everyone "shelters in place"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2018 05:21 PM (eh0Va)

71 This latest one wasnt exactly in my son's neighborhood, but it was is his general part of town. I know the odds are small, but I'm not super happy about this, especially with it being a random tripwire that could get anybody.

Posted by: stace at March 19, 2018 05:21 PM (6HFDU)

72 50 After another explosion, Austin's police chief urges nearby residents to stay inside their homes "until we've had a chance to deem this neighborhood safe."

What the hell could that even mean?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (8gDQu)

...

It was dark, and the device was left outside.

And the tripwire was hard to see.

They wanted to sweep the area in daylight.

I think there was a second backpack they cleared also.

It's a wooded neighborhood with larger lots. Quite a bit of ground to cover and lots of cover to hide in. I'm not sure they have streetlights there.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:21 PM (yL25O)

73 According to the po po, his skillz are pretty tight.

Yeah they had M Night Shamalyan over to teach them all about how bombs are made. They're experts now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)

74 Package bombs, then tripwire?

Pardon my paranoia, but...multiple bombers?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 19, 2018 05:20 PM (AM1GF)


I would think that unlikely. Making and setting bombs is something that takes a bit of time to ramp up to and go operational.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (8gDQu)

75 Now, look - I despise those lycra-clad bike-fags as much as the next guy, but this is not the answer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (fA1SL)

I just figured it out..... Angel has decided to take out a few of your nieces before the big day, just to get the point across.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (HVB7P)

76 We must ban semi-automatic explosives!!11!1

Posted by: Bomb Banners at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (MihIm)

77 perhaps Obama can write a strongly worded tweet about bombs being bad and all. That might be enough, don't you think?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (KxbBq)

78 This sounds exactly like the 'Burn Rate' episode from the 3rd season of Numbers...

Posted by: I smell something rotten at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (iWzUm)

79 At least no one is lecturing us about our "culture of hate" and "home grown terrorists" --yet.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (FLifI)

80 How awful. Stay safe, all you Austin Morons. Prayers that they get this quickly before he does any more harm, and prayers for all the victims he's already hurt.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (oMtOd)

81 Did they say anything about the explosive?
Posted by: flounderbot



Not that I'm aware of. Could be something they're holding back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (b2/Ti)

82 Perhaps he has a manifesto.

That's MYNIFESTO!!

Posted by: Feminist Bomber at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

83 There's no evidence of this, but of course it could never be a jihadi that wandered across our highly defended southern border, right? I mean, right?

And so the city of Austin locks itself down, just like Boston did with the pressure cooker asshats.
But remember kids! They will not change our way of life. Apart from making us hide under our own beds I mean.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (37IEG)

84 Since the latest 'tripwire' bomb is not in line with the bombers MO, I suspect a copycat bomber. Just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)

85 Now, let me think. Who do we know that sets IED's for innocent people to be injured or killed? Hmmmm............
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM

All are welcome here!
Posted by: Minnfidel
............
We are not Afraid!

We have several houses in our neighborhood with those yard signs.. with the message welcome refugees..

Yeah fine.. welcome them.. they might spot your house as a likely target with no guns, asshole.

It's like saying this is a gun free zone!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (so+oy)

86 It was dark, and the device was left outside.

And the tripwire was hard to see.

They wanted to sweep the area in daylight.

I think there was a second backpack they cleared also.

It's a wooded neighborhood with larger lots. Quite a bit of ground to cover and lots of cover to hide in. I'm not sure they have streetlights there.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:21 PM (yL25O)


Sure, but even so, they could never "deem the area safe". That's just silly talk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (8gDQu)

87 Doesn't Lance Armstrong live in Austin. Probably him.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (MtNHs)

88 No one is prepared for the Mad Gasser of Mattoon!

Posted by: Mad Gasser of Mattoon! at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (RKQ/v)

89 Perhaps he has a manifesto.

That's MYNIFESTO!!

Posted by: Feminist Bomber at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (oVJmc)



Wouldn't that be a gynofesto?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

90 We'll find out that the bomber was on the FBIs radar and that the Austin law enforcement higher ups had been called on him repeatedly but decided to let him hug his felonies away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ks6bw)

91 Clearly, the bomber has a grudge against porches.

Posted by: The FBI at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ATVNj)

92 >>>Warn Residents of Nearby Area to Stay Indoors Whenever Possible

This is reminiscent to me of the lockdown in the hunt for the Boston Marathon bombers (2013).

Posted by: m at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (U6XUk)

93 Perhaps he has a manifesto.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Barry Manilow fans can be annoying.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (KXVP7)

94 The good news is,

It is unlikely that the ATF will put the entire city under siege and then set it aflame.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LWu6U)

95
Do you have any more information? I'm interested.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


By the time I had a pretty good idea of who it was all the 800 numbers were gone, the web sites all taken down. I did a Photoshop morph of my idea of the person vs a police sketch which was pretty damn convincing. He had posed at the exact same angle.

My idea of who it was eventually died. The last person who most people would suspect because of his position. He was also Irish and would drink. The same person that numerous husbands said to their wives, 'Never be alone in the same room with that guy."

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LOgQ4)

96 re 76: I think you mean "high speed explosives"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (KxbBq)

97 >>76 We must ban Full semi-automatic explosives!!11!1

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

98 I think the Austin bomber is a frustrated mailman.

Much like John Catshit's dad.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (iiixZ)

99 I sure hope they don't do anything rash, like lock the whole damned city down.
Posted by: Martin J. Walsh, Boston Mayor during Marathon Bombing


Texas? Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (b2/Ti)

100 perhaps Obama can write a strongly worded tweet about bombs being bad and all. That might be enough, don't you think?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (KxbBq)


He would but he doesn't know how to say it in Austian.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (8gDQu)

101 Weekend At Hillz

http://bit.ly/2u18EGG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (5Mk4N)

102 If he is truly random, they may never find him til he slips up and someone sees him.

More likely they will track him down by bomb parts. That stuff is very highly regulated and tracable in most cases. Even if he's creating his own explosives, the parts are traceable. Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)

103 Many people have security cameras now, and it is easy to record motion. They are cheap and pretty good quality. If cops collect enough of them from the areas bombed, they may find some figure that appears in several of them.

But that will require some overtime, and if he is bundled up, might not yield much unless they also find a car common to the various scenes of crime.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (bT8Z4)

104 So he drove his car into the residential areas. He doesn't want to do that again because he's aware of home video surveillance cameras.

He went to the park because no obvious surveillance. Expect him to continue in those types of settings. Or to utilize the mail or some package service to deliver his bombs. The fact that he has not already used the mail/delivery suggests that he isn't confident in his trigger. If he could do it he would have since it eliminates the risk of being caught or filmed putting the device down. So he is using an unsophisticated system that might be triggered if jostled.


It could be a kid, or a internet self taught terrorist although the lack of public credit taking suggests against terrorism.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (QVO/t)

105 81
Did they say anything about the explosive?

Posted by: flounderbot



Not that I'm aware of. Could be something they're holding back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (b2/Ti)


Yeah, that would preclude copycatters.

But it would also shed some light on the perp, which could allow him to continue bombing beyond the proverbial tip that cracks the case wide open.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Dp6qK)

106 not much or a tripwire more idiot trigger. hey, some guy has been sending package bombs around here, let's pick up this package to find out what it is.


not like he was using mercury switches or something more interesting. definitely junior league.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (MTjB1)

107 I'm calling Religion of Peace

Posted by: Mega at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (rv0Fo)

108 50 After another explosion, Austin's police chief urges nearby residents to stay inside their homes "until we've had a chance to deem this neighborhood safe."

What the hell could that even mean?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (8gDQu)


LA has been waiting 40 years for the cops to deem Compton safe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

109 which could allow him = the withholding of which could allow him

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (Dp6qK)

110 White nationalist Trump supporter.

Got any more super easy questions?

Posted by: Jim Harrison at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (K7J5Z)

111 Since the latest 'tripwire' bomb is not in line with the bombers MO, I suspect a copycat bomber. Just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Under Fire


That's what I wonder. Package bombs are reasonably targeted, this was more marked "Occupant".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (AM1GF)

112 So he is using an unsophisticated system that might be triggered if jostled.
==========
Betting he blows himself up before he gets caught.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (TRPNY)

113 Sure, but even so, they could never "deem the area safe". That's just silly talk.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Placating the man-bun hipsters of Austin.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (b2/Ti)

114 The good news is,

It is unlikely that the ATF will put the entire city under siege and then set it aflame.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LWu6U)


I don't know. I heard they were bringing in Wilson Goode and Deval Patrick as advisers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

115 >>This is reminiscent to me of the lockdown in the hunt for the Boston Marathon bombers (2013).

And it was some jamoke on his back porch out for a smoke that fingered him.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (r9UYA)

116 84 Since the latest 'tripwire' bomb is not in line with the bombers MO, I suspect a copycat bomber. Just throwing it out there.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)


Don't know, but wouldn't rule it out either. We have let so many unbalanced people into this country, and our media is a 24\7 call to violence, so anything is possible.

Can't we just stick to glitter bombs people.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (MtNHs)

117 more troubling than the bomber, or at least as troubling is the bostonesque desire to impose curfews or have people self impose. why not simply say "don't pick shit up that is not yours"?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

118 It will probably turn out the FBI and law enforcement knew about this guy and did nothing.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (wb90L)

119 The "extra skill" may indicate that the bomb had some directional capability.

I am guessing a package bomb just blows up, but a trip wire bomb needs to blow up toward the target, like a claymore: "This side toward enemy"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (LWu6U)

120 If you connect the dots on the map, it forms a bakwards 'L'. You know what else has a backwards letter? Toys R Us. Obviously this is the work of a disgruntled laid-off employee. My work here is done.

Posted by: Typical Internet Sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (ppaKI)

121 I'm starting to get a D.C. sniper vibe from this*. Not good. How long did that last? Doesn't seem like it was all that long, iirc. That was the autumn of 2002.

( *vibe subject to change as the story changes )

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)

122 Buyer's remorse.

CNN Reporter: Russians Have Been "Immensely Disappointed" With Trump's Presidency . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (5Mk4N)

123 so where is ahmed the clock bomber boy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (MTjB1)

124 I'm in Austin. The only significance of this one being west of 35 is it's in a radically different neighborhood type than the first ones, with some of the poorer neighborhoods being east of 35. So the bomber has completely changes up his location, targets and methods.

This may scrap the theory that he was targeting specific people or minorities.

Posted by: Heralder at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (kcI/m)

125 All are welcome here!
Posted by: Minnfidel
............
We are not Afraid!

We have several houses in our neighborhood with those yard signs.. with the message welcome refugees..

Yeah fine.. welcome them.. they might spot your house as a likely target with no guns, asshole.

It's like saying this is a gun free zone!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2018 05:22 PM

I love those, less chance they'll target my house. Bonus, it gives the leftoids a chance to put their money (literally) where their mouth is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (7qnb5)

126 I'm calling Religion of Peace
Posted by: Mega at March 19, 2018 05:25 PM (rv0Fo)


Christians?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (MtNHs)

127 More likely they will track him down by bomb parts. That stuff is very highly regulated and tracable in most cases

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I bet they find him because of something unrelated. He'll get in a fender bender and some beat cop will see something weird on the passenger seat or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (ks6bw)

128 Ban murder!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (rdl6o)

129 I'm starting to get a D.C. sniper vibe from this*. Not good. How long did that last? Doesn't seem like it was all that long, iirc. That was the autumn of 2002.

( *vibe subject to change as the story changes )
Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)
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It lasted weeks. It was not a pleasant thing to live through, at all. I hope this thing in Austin ends very soon.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (oMtOd)

130 not sure triggering it with a line attached to a post demonstrates extra skill, likely suggests less skill.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (MTjB1)

131 The bomber is obviously not as skilled as Clockboy or just about any teenaged jihadi.

If he's a looker and wants to see the blast from down the block, he can probably get a few burners from a 7-11 and get to work after watching some YouTube vids.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (5OEn4)

132 Clock Boy may have finally perfected his "clock making" skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

133 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)


If he's using hydrogen peroxide in the construction of his bombs he probably won't be with us very long.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

134 Who is leading the investigation? Austin PD or the FBI?

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

135 because MRAP's rolling down Main St. helps to find hidden bombs I suppose.

Keep your pets and children indoors if you know what's good for you citizens.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (r9UYA)

136 Let's say America is politically polarized.

And let's say that someone nutty enough to do violence to random strangers might be attracted to a political movement that allows one to do violence to random strangers.

I'd say that checking out the more radical Austin "Antifa" might be a fruitful place to start.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (FLifI)

137
I think it's about time we had a discussion on the easy availability of fishing line

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (lKyWE)

138 If you connect the dots on the map, it forms a bakwards 'L'. You know what else has a backwards letter?



Adolph?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (b2/Ti)

139 Emotional Support Armadillos!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (rdl6o)

140 We should definitely think about making bombs illegal.

It's crazy that it is easier to get a bomb than a book in this country.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (F/aYH)

141 We don't need no stinking towers

Posted by: Alfonso Bedoya Whitmn at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (VWsDy)

142 Oh, and it must be racially motivated.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (5OEn4)

143 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)

So you're assuming TATP too?
We just had an apartment blow up in a town in Wi because of uh, something, they won't say, but they did burn down the building as a precaution (and to destroy evidence. Hershey kiss hat off) WTF.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (z79tQ)

144 not sure triggering it with a line attached to a post demonstrates extra skill, likely suggests less skill.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (MTjB1)


Yeah ... I would assume most of the skill content is in the type of bomb, itself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (8gDQu)

145 I have a theory that the Perp went to a White neighborhood so they aren't labeled a Racist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

146 128 Ban murder!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 19, 2018 05:27 PM (rdl6o)


Scene at sign company: "Hey, who ordered 500 signs saying 'This is a bomb-free zone?'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

147 I think we all know who's responsible for this.

Posted by: DC Council number at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (6buV2)

148 Do we have enough casualties to invoke a rally of candle and flower carrying Teddy Bears? This has always proven effective in dissuading evildoers.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

149 Check the engineering dept at UT.

Probably a student there.

2 most likely choices since bombing is a coward's gig:

Loudmouth Leftard (angry about guns? and/or Trump)

or

Creepy muslim dude always angry looking or creepily smirking. Can't get a date.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (9q7Dl)

150 >>>This may scrap the theory that he was targeting specific people or minorities.


Maybe he's watching the new and is a little upset that they're all focusing on race and not the real reason, whatever other irrational thing that happens to be.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (ppaKI)

151 If you connect the dots on the map, it forms a bakwards 'L'. You know what else has a backwards letter? Toys R Us. Obviously this is the work of a disgruntled laid-off employee. My work here is done.
Posted by: Typical Internet Sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (ppaKI)


I think you are on to something.

Posted by: Ms. Marple, fictitious sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (MtNHs)

152 90
We'll find out that the bomber was on the FBIs radar and that the Austin law enforcement higher ups had been called on him repeatedly but decided to let him hug his felonies away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ks6bw)


That's honestly not a bad first place to look, given the FBI's history.

Oh here he is right here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Dp6qK)

153 @145
I had the same thought.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (FLifI)

154 you know the NBA will be completely screwed by this.

SJWs are already calling for boycotts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (MTjB1)

155 Doesn't Lance Armstrong live in Austin. Probably him.

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He hasn't got the balls.

(Well, somebody had to say it.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (5Mk4N)

156 FBI sez it's totes not terrorism. So CALM DOWN Austin citizens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

157 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Coke & Mentos FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (b2/Ti)

158 So you're assuming TATP too?
We just had an apartment blow up in a town in Wi because of uh, something, they won't say, but they did burn down the building as a precaution (and to destroy evidence. Hershey kiss hat off) WTF.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (z79tQ)


I wasn't going to mention it by name, but that stuff is notoriously treacherous. Even experienced chemists would think twice about messing with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

159 >>118 It will probably turn out the FBI and law enforcement knew about this guy and did nothing.

Foregone conclusion at this point.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)

160 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (lKyWE)


Ausitn has already bagged plastic bags.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (suO/a)

161 You know who else liked fishing line?

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (HVB7P)

162 Is it assault fishing line, with the thing that goes up?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (Dn4Uq)

163 as I recall, "Son of Sam" was caught because of a parking ticket.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (KxbBq)

164 I'm starting to get a D.C. sniper vibe from this*. Not good. "How long did that last? Doesn't seem like it was all that long, iirc. That was the autumn of 2002.

( *vibe subject to change as the story changes )
Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)
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It lasted weeks. It was not a pleasant thing to live through, at all. I hope this thing in Austin ends very soon.
Posted by: bluebell"


Agreed. It was scary. Seeing everyone doing the crouch while pumping gas was so weird. I would not let my wife fill her car up while it went on. I would probably get called a sexist for that today.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (OD2ni)

165 I was busy at work today - what outrages did I miss?

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

166 Have they thought about making bombs illegal yet ????

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (nQHw/)

167 I'm sure top men like Mueller are on the case(see sidebar)Somehow incompetence and failure never seems to hurt careers in the Feds....

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (LiyEm)

168 Correct me if I am wrong but hasn't Antifa in Germany been playing close footsie with ISIS over bomb making of late? Accusations in a book that the same has been happening here?

Perfectly reasonable to at least explore this possibility in Austin with its incubation of all things leftist...and mostly likely not to be explored in this case.

Posted by: H Badger at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (n/0Nw)

169 I think it's about time we had a discussion on the easy availability of fishing line


It's easier to buy fishing line than a book in some of these neighborhoods.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

170 Can't we just stick to glitter bombs people.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM

I effing HATE glitter. It's been banned from the Minnfidel household. A few years back, my smart ass brother bought my youngest daughter, some Barbie hair dressing thing. Which was fine, until I realized that it came with a hair dryer that blew out not only glitter. The really fine almost powdered form of fucking glitter! Yea, it went in the garbage. I am now plotting my revenge on him. I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)

171 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He feels prettier as a blonde?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (Dn4Uq)

172 118 It will probably turn out the FBI and law enforcement knew about this guy and did nothing.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM

Or the university. And it is a professor who is nuts. And everyone knew it.

Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (LfJIn)

173
When it happened in my hood everyone was all on high alert. But it seemed as if the first target was the real target and the rest was just plain old fvcking with the police. Empty car in mall shopping lot, etc.

It seems he enjoyed the attention of reading about the police response and the citizen 'concern' but really wasn't interested in killing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (LOgQ4)

174 will probably turn out the FBI and law enforcement knew about this guy and did nothing.




undercover agents, sting operation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (MTjB1)

175 156
FBI sez it's totes not terrorism. So CALM DOWN Austin citizens.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Isn't this the very definition of 'terrorism'? As in people are terrorized by these incidents? I can't believe how dumb our LE can be at times.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

176 If you connect the dots on the map, it forms a bakwards 'L'. You know what else has a backwards letter? Toys R Us. Obviously this is the work of a disgruntled laid-off employee. My work here is done.
Posted by: Typical Internet Sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM (ppaKI)


And "bomb" spelled backwards is "bmob."

Think about it. /leftist

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

177
FBI sez it's totes not terrorism.


But don't leave your house

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

178 Maybe a protest or two might help.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (nQHw/)

179 Copycat Clockboy ties these new ones to 'splosives.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (5OEn4)

180 Bombing sprees are the hardest to solve. Usually the bomber has to make a mistake. Hopefully it's blowing himself up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (4lzWT)

181 ELF/Ecotwit?
PETA?
Vegan hipster?
MS-13?


Yeah, probably the KKK or a Nazi...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (W+vEI)

182 Agreed. It was scary. Seeing everyone doing the crouch while pumping gas was so weird. I would not let my wife fill her car up while it went on. I would probably get called a sexist for that today.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (OD2ni)
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My husband did the same for me. And he did the grocery shopping when necessary. And I hated him leaving every day to go to work because it was so darn random and in such a wide area. Awful.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (oMtOd)

183 Its pretty likely he blew himself up already. Anyone playing around with home made bombs and tripwire fuses has a short future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

If he blew himself up already, we'd have another explosion with a dead body it. I don't know how "smart" this perp is, but he seems capable of changing his M.O. as needs require. As far as tripwire/package bombs go, a clever builder would include a timer that would would arm the bomb a few minutes after it was planted, giving the perp enough time to make good his escape before the bomb became "live", in the event that that somehow the trigger had already been released in the course of planting the bomb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (Dbv1R)

184 I blame the NRA!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (nQHw/)

185 because MRAP's rolling down Main St. helps to find hidden bombs I suppose.

Hey, they got all those things from the Obama administration, they were just gathering dust anyway and the SWAT guys were eager to show em off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (39g3+)

186 "two white men ages 23 and 22"

Well, there goes the racist angle some members in the media were pushing last week.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (jWe5r)

187 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)


Can't go wrong with a drum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

188 It's not terrorism.Sure somebody is terrorizing you with random bombs going of but it's not terrorism.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (LiyEm)

189 Got his wire due to the wire show loophole.

Something needs to be done. Anything.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (5OEn4)

190 what has bill ayers been up now that his boy is out of office?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (LWu6U)

191 188 It's not terrorism.Sure somebody is terrorizing you with random bombs going of but it's not terrorism.
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (LiyEm)


'Cause they didn't mean it as terrorism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

192 "163 as I recall, "Son of Sam" was caught because of a parking ticket.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken"


Yup. One of my earliest memories is of my old aunts buying blonde wigs during the Summer of Sam since the news reported that he targeted brunettes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

193 >>will probably turn out the FBI and law enforcement knew about this guy and did nothing.

>>undercover agents, sting operation.


So you are saying they had him in custody and set him free?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (F/aYH)

194 I blame the NRA!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March



wrong organziation, NBA duh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (MTjB1)

195 Never in a million years would I have thought that that comment by the terrorist leader in Die Hard would prove so prophetic.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (HVB7P)

196 >>FBI sez it's totes not terrorism.


Seriously?
How could they determine that yet?
The DC snipers demonstrated how bad authorities can be with their consensus-built profiles...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)

197
Emotional Support Armadillos!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front



You mean turtle rats?

Posted by: Charles Barkly at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (EzdLW)

198 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018


Every kid deserves a drum kit!

Posted by: Guitar Center at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (BaM28)

199 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?

Tired of waiting for his jetpack.

Posted by: Feminist Bomber at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

200 145 I have a theory that the Perp went to a White neighborhood so they aren't labeled a Racist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
==========
Also, higher crime neighborhoods have a higher incidence of home surveillance, cause they need it, more than rich neighborhoods.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (scf8a)

201 I'm sure the FBI will handle this is quickly and professionally as-well, I'd have to go back to the anthrax investigation.

Give them 10 years and let them destroy a couple of innocent lives, maybe drive an innocent person to suicide first before not solving the case. We must always trust our institutions like the FBI and fetishize them and their big guns sexually.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (Dn4Uq)

202 Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)

Some baby toys (mostly the noisy ones) lack off switches, just putting that out there.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (MihIm)

203 undercover agents, sting operation.


So you are saying they had him in custody and set him free?
Posted by: garrett at March




trained him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (MTjB1)

204 190 what has bill ayers been up now that his boy is out of office?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (LWu6U)


I love the MSM calling him a "former" terrorist. Hey, he never expressed regret, so strictly speaking he's STILL a terrorist, he's just between bombs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

205 I blame the NRA!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM

I blame the NBA! (National Bomb Association)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (7qnb5)

206 I would think a statement from the US Attorney General would be appropriate about now since Austin is a rather large city and their is homicidal bomber running around town.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)

207 If we passed sensible laws against tripping, trip wires would become useless.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (37IEG)

208 134
Who is leading the investigation? Austin PD or the FBI?


Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)


No, Jake Tapper

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

209 If I had to take a guess based on current evidence, I'd guess random nutjob with no political gripe that would be recognizable as such to normal people. Because: seemingly random targets who are nobodies, lack of any political declaration. Last time Austin had a significant terrorist, it was such a nut. (Guy with tax and family problems who decided to visit IRS office. In a Cessna.)

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (kaCWe)

210 Police have ruled out anyone gay or muslim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

211 Why does Bob Jones on Mulberry Avenue need 100,000 cases of Hydrogen Peroxide solution again?

Building his Estes V-2 rocket kit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

212 Can't go wrong with a drum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM

Hmmm.....checks Amazon.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (7qnb5)

213 >>trained him.


In Tantra?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (F/aYH)

214 198 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018


Every kid deserves a drum kit!
Posted by: Guitar Center at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (BaM2
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Bongos. I buy everyone I know who has a kid a bongo drum.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (MVjcR)

215 Never in a million years would I have thought that that comment by the terrorist leader in Die Hard would prove so prophetic.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM (HVB7P)


I'm not a terrorist. I'm a thief. 600 million smackeroos. Bearer bonds, baby.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (8gDQu)

216 Chief Israel called to say if the bomb's inside, everybody stay outside.

He added that if it's outside, the cops go inside first.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (5OEn4)

217 Can't go wrong with a drum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM (YqDXo)
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Or a vuvuzela.

Or an airhorn.

Or that stupid Busy Bee thing with the pullcord and the batteries that never ran out that my neighbor gave my kid one day when I wasn't looking. It was weeks before I could get it away from my kid and hide it in the donation box.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (oMtOd)

218 Is someone is pissed at bands playing at the Austin City Limits venue?

Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (88xKn)

219 Hopefully the guy is making one of those very sensitive explosives that will eventually decide to blow him up instead of his victims.

Maybe just blind him and blow off his hands.

That would be cool.

Yeah...I think he is a coward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (wYseH)

220 Who is leading the investigation? Austin PD or the FBI?

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)


Inspector Clouseau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

221 Yup. One of my earliest memories is of my old aunts buying blonde wigs during the Summer of Sam since the news reported that he targeted brunettes.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March




guess it was awkward when they got home ad their husbands said "hey baby, leave the wig on."

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (MTjB1)

222 Didn't there used to be a nic?

the mad bomber what bombs at midnight

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (FhXTo)

223
Latest odds via Bovada:

Jihadi - 2-1
Antifa - 3-1
Other deranged Leftist group - 6-1
Random insane Democrat - 8-1
Random "sane" Democrat - 8-1
Crazy guy with no political leaning - 10-1
Typical Hollywood "Law Order" Type Concerned Registered Republican White Christian Conservative - 12-1

Posted by: Mega at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (rv0Fo)

224 We need voter registration checks for everyone buying pipe caps and nipples.

Posted by: Jim Harrison at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (K7J5Z)

225 More left wing hypocrisy.Ho hum.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291695/

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (LiyEm)

226 Look at UT professors first: they were all pissed off that people are now allowed to conceal carry on campus.

Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (mBISV)

227 >>Bongos. I buy everyone I know who has a kid a bongo drum.


...and a 3 year subscription to Hustler.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (F/aYH)

228 I am reasonably sure that there is no such thing as a former terrorist. It's like being a cannibal. Eat one person and you're stuck with the title.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (QQ+il)

229 187 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)

Can't go wrong with a drum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:33 PM

Or a toy piano. My brother delighted in giving clacky pull toys to our kids. One clacked and QUACKED!

Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (LfJIn)

230 Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2018 05:34 PM

She's too old for baby toys. Drums was a solid suggestion. Maybe I'll ask the wife to look for one at a garage sale, or a tuba!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (7qnb5)

231 Can't we just stick to glitter bombs people.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM

I effing HATE glitter. It's been banned from the Minnfidel household. A few years back, my smart ass brother bought my youngest daughter, some Barbie hair dressing thing. Which was fine, until I realized that it came with a hair dryer that blew out not only glitter. The really fine almost powdered form of fucking glitter! Yea, it went in the garbage. I am now plotting my revenge on him. I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)


Exactly. The stuff is so frickin' annoying. Ya think ya got it all and then months later you are still finding it. Excellent for your enemies.

Posted by: Ms. Marple, fictitious sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (MtNHs)

232 Well, I hope the UPS and FedEx people are wearing their body armor now. The FBI might confuse them with the bomber(s).

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

233 175
156

FBI sez it's totes not terrorism. So CALM DOWN Austin citizens.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Isn't this the very definition of 'terrorism'? As in people are terrorized by these incidents? I can't believe how dumb our LE can be at times.


Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)


Terrorism combines terror with political motive, paraphrasing.

So yeah, you can't really rule out terrorism until you catch the perp and discover the motive.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (Dp6qK)

234 Putin, of course.

Posted by: muckrack at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (9J46Z)

235 Hmmm.....checks Amazon.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (7qnb5)
my brother in law gave my daughter a drum set for her 5th birthday. Let's just say I am surprised the neighbors did not form a posse and chase us out of town.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

236 >>Is someone is pissed at bands playing at the Austin City Limits venue?


Or maybe anti-SWSX, but too ignorant to realize that's not the latest gender, just an annual festival...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

237

Did any of the victims piss off John Brennan?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

238 219 Hopefully the guy is making one of those very sensitive explosives that will eventually decide to blow him up instead of his victims.

Maybe just blind him and blow off his hands.

That would be cool.

Yeah...I think he is a coward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (wYseH)


I've often wondered if in, say, Iraq, where radio detonation of IEDs was a thing, if we ever just blast out radio square waves or other white noise in hopes of setting off one of the terrorists' bombs "prematurely," shall we say?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

239 The other alternative is to elect a clown like London has, who would inform everyone that in a large "international" city like Austin, some terror is just inevitable.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (37IEG)

240 Interstate 35 roughly bisects Austin along a line that runs north to south. The poorer and generally black and Mexican areas are to the east. To the west it's SWPL's, UT and the Statehouse (central to northwest), with a lot tech centers in the northwest. The southwest is more 'redneck'.

Posted by: Schaeffer at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (796dG)

241 216 Chief Israel called to say if the bomb's inside, everybody stay outside.

He added that if it's outside, the cops go inside first.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (5OEn4)

That's Sheriff Scot Israel to you!

Posted by: The Coward of Broward at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (MihIm)

242 We cannot make any judgement calls on the actions of the bomber until we know the race and sex of said bomber.

Posted by: MSM Suits at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (7+qdf)

243 We'll find out that the bomber was on the FBIs radar
and that the Austin law enforcement higher ups had been called on him
repeatedly but decided to let him hug his felonies away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (ks6bw)

Now there's a bet I won't take.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (Dbv1R)

244 224
We need voter registration checks for everyone buying pipe caps and nipples.

Posted by: Jim Harrison at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM (K7J5Z)



You'll have to take the nipples from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Al Franken at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (Dp6qK)

245 I've been in Austin since 85, and I don't see anything significant about the locations really.

Posted by: bogart at March 19, 2018 05:39 PM (GzeOI)

246 Dammit Ms. Marple. Go back to your sock knitting.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:39 PM (MtNHs)

247 Let's go back to first principles. Maybe it is about the money. The root of all evil. Maybe someone, like the SXSW organizers or some major bank or ... fill in the blanks here ... was sent a note. Perhaps they decided not to pay. Maybe someone decided that they would do what they said they would do. I really think that someone is using a lot of restraint at this point. It is a simple matter of scale, if you see what I mean.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (EaQ6/)

248
I'm also guessing there is some kind of extortion thing going on. He
is bombing until they do what he wants. Their position is they need to
talk about it, so they are asking him to call. That's why they think
asking him to call might work. He wants something and to get it he has
to negotiate.


Some people just want to see the world burn.

Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (mBISV)

249 The more complicated the bomb, the easier to trace. And there's always some bits left over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)

250 Or a vuvuzela.


Thanks Bluebell! LOL. Operation revenge on brother is a go! Heck, maybe I'll send her a vuvuzela and a drum! Lucky for me my kids are older so unless he wants to buy them an I-phone he cannot get even! (rubs hands together in a dastardly motion) muhahaha!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (7qnb5)

251 In my first year of college , one of the guys filled another guy's room 3 feet deep with packing peanuts. When I graduated 4 years later they were still finding styrofoam peanuts in that room.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (4lzWT)

252 Does Antifa have a big presence in Austin?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

253 We cannot make any judgement calls on the actions of the bomber until we know the race and sex of said bomber.

Posted by: MSM Suits at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (7+qdf)


And you can't know that since pictures might not represent what the bomber identifies as. And the odds are pretty good that this bomber is a chick with a dick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (8gDQu)

254 Assuming that there is a motive, and assuming the motive is rational, the study of the victims themselves will yield the answer. Not the tripwire bomb, set on a hike/bike trail - I know the area where this last one happened. The tripwire device breaks the earlier pattern of targeted attacks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (fA1SL)

255 239 The other alternative is to elect a clown like London has, who would inform everyone that in a large "international" city like Austin, some terror is just inevitable.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (37IEG)


"We can absorb some terrorist attacks. As long they're on you, and not on me, of course."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

256 I think we need more public executions.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 05:41 PM (5y11N)

257 It's somebody from Columbus trying to prevent Austin from Stealing the Columbus Crew.

Yes I heard that floated as a theory.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 19, 2018 05:41 PM (dKiJG)

258 Can we has bomb free zones to stop this?

Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2018 05:41 PM (mBISV)

259 We need to close the Bomb Show Loophole.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (F/aYH)

260 Let's go back to first principles. Maybe it is about the money. The root of all evil. Maybe someone, like the SXSW organizers or some major bank or ... fill in the blanks here ... was sent a note. Perhaps they decided not to pay. Maybe someone decided that they would do what they said they would do. I really think that someone is using a lot of restraint at this point. It is a simple matter of scale, if you see what I mean.
Posted by: goon at March




well, what is the moral obligation of some organization to prevent someone from committing random acts of violence? Maybe against their employees but "give me a million or I kill people you don't know" is a bit peculiar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

261 252. Yes, yes they do. So do RCMP (revolutionary communist party) and even a group calling itself the Red Guard. We've got plenty of 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)

262 You'll have to take the nipples from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: Al Franken at March 19, 2018 05:38 PM (Dp6qK)


Shouldn't you warm your hands up first? Just out of courtesy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

263 Some of these mad bombers have continued for years.

It's pretty easy to make a crude bomb and a trigger. Items bought off the shelvs of a supermarket. You don't have to be highly intelligent, unfortunately.

The FBI --- is there anybody competent left there? There have been scandals about the crime lab and their forensic experts, not just the crooks in top management.

(FBI criminal psycholgist constructs profile: crazed Caucasian walkng around with pinwheel eyes and a boner. Smells like match heads. Votes republican.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (Uv2+Q)

264 We need common sense tripwire control.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (8iiMU)

265 >>Assuming that there is a motive, and assuming the motive is rational, the study of the victims themselves will yield the answer.


IIRC, the DC snipers were intentionally targeting a variety of victims just to mess with the profilers. I think they were amused to watch all the "experts" speculate on the news in between killings, even left a tarot card at one shooting just for giggles.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)

266 Some people just want to see the world burn.

The funny thing was, the Joker wasn't one of those people. I mean it was a great line and Alfred had a point but Joker did have a plan and a big overall goal in mind, it wasn't just random insanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)

267 Or that stupid Busy Bee thing with the pullcord and the batteries that never ran out that my neighbor gave my kid one day when I wasn't looking. It was weeks before I could get it away from my kid and hide it in the donation box.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM

One of those things ended up in the garage and my wife ACCIDENTALLY ran over it. A lot of sharp, hurty and noisy toys got run over by her. I remember a Farmer In the Dell radio thing that exploded with a SUV on top of it.

Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (LfJIn)

268 258
Can we has bomb free zones to stop this?


Exactly. It would solve so many problems.

Why don't we have a politician that understands?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (UsCnO)

269 My alibi is tight ... been out of country. I can produce witnesses.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (fiGNd)

270 (FBI criminal psycholgist constructs profile: crazed Caucasian walkng around with pinwheel eyes and a boner. Smells like match heads. Votes republican.)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 05:42 PM (Uv2+Q)


Also has large orange comb-over.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

271 Barack Obama to Austin Bomber: We have been waiting for you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (Dp6qK)

272 More likely they will track him down by bomb parts. That stuff is very highly regulated and tracable in most cases

Dryer timers aren't controlled, and tovex sometimes goes missing.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (fVubI)

273 A school walk-out could stop this in a skinny minute.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (EaQ6/)

274 no fully automatic tripwires.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (MTjB1)

275 Something must be done!!!

Posted by: SJW with hair on fire at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (Tyii7)

276 I remember a while back when they found a CA bomb makers house loaded up with explosives. They had what looked like every emergency vehicle in the state surrounding the place. I mean thousands of cop cars, SWATies, and Fire apparatus just to have one bomb guy walk up the front door and throw a road flare inside to burn the place down.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

277
Frederick Milanowski, special agent in charge for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, said that the bomb was anchored to a metal sign



When did they add the "E" to ATFE? During the Light Bringer's term? I really don't pay enough attention, since I don't use any of those things. ( Boring life, I know. )

/and: sock off

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (EzdLW)

278 Has Brian Ross reported that it was a Tea Party member yet?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

279 IIRC, the DC snipers were intentionally targeting a variety of victims just to mess with the profilers. I think they were amused to watch all the "experts" speculate on the news in between killings, even left a tarot card at one shooting just for giggles.

Well those guys weren't crazy -- at least not the kind of serial killer lunatic that the FBI profiler guys go after. They weren't John Wayne Gacy or Zodiac Killer types, they were just Muslims making American suffer. So they were able to play with the FBI and change around however they wanted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:45 PM (39g3+)

280 Seven day waiting period for tripwire purchases.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2018 05:45 PM (8iiMU)

281 231 Can't we just stick to glitter bombs people.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:26 PM

I effing HATE glitter. It's been banned from the Minnfidel household. A few years back, my smart ass brother bought my youngest daughter, some Barbie hair dressing thing. Which was fine, until I realized that it came with a hair dryer that blew out not only glitter. The really fine almost powdered form of fucking glitter! Yea, it went in the garbage. I am now plotting my revenge on him. I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)


Exactly. The stuff is so frickin' annoying. Ya think ya got it all and then months later you are still finding it. Excellent for your enemies.
Posted by: Ms. Marple, fictitious sleuth at March 19, 2018 05:37 PM (MtNHs)



Nothing funnier than my brother in law arriving to my parents for Thanksgiving with piece of glitter stuck right under his nose.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2018 05:45 PM (lKs2v)

282 The FBI used to be good at this shit, but now that they are concentrating on undermining democracy, who knows?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 05:45 PM (5y11N)

283 I've often wondered if in, say, Iraq, where radio detonation of IEDs was a thing, if we ever just blast out radio square waves or other white noise in hopes of setting off one of the terrorists' bombs "prematurely," shall we say?

Based on open-source reporting, they did, but the monsters found a work-around.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (fVubI)

284 Frederick Milanowski, special agent in charge for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, said that the bomb was anchored to a metal sign


When did they add the "E" to ATFE? During the Light Bringer's term? I really don't pay enough attention, since I don't use any of those things. ( Boring life, I know. )


Should just call it "Bureau of No Fun Whatsoever"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

285 Nobody needs 15 feet of Tripwire to hunt Deer!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (F/aYH)

286 You don't need that fishing line!!!

Posted by: SJW with hair on fire at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (Tyii7)

287 I don't know that a trip wire indicates a "higher level of skill"

It does, however, indicate a higher level of evil.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (2z74n)

288 If we become too complacent, someone will start using hammers and knifes. No, not at the BBQ! They are not going to be concerned with tenderizing!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (EaQ6/)

289 Or that stupid Busy Bee thing with the pullcord and the batteries that never ran out that my neighbor gave my kid one day when I wasn't looking. It was weeks before I could get it away from my kid and hide it in the donation box.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM


A friend's wife is HUGE on knick-knacks, to his intense annoyance. Their house is FULL of the damned things; every horizontal surface has half a dozen of them.

So my friend convinced his wife to cull the knick knack herd by having a yard sale, then gave a neighbor $100 to come buy up a bunch.

Wifey was pleased with the cash, and hubby was pleased to throw them away.

The man is a genius, I tell ya.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

290 one more suggestion for really annoying things to give a kid: a police whistle. As a side benefit, it can be great fun to watch when the kid accidentally inhales it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (KxbBq)

291 http://bit.ly/2FVWXCS
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Planning For OIG Release - President Trump Hires Joe diGenova The Last Refuge
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Trey Yingst
President Trump says there will be a major news conference in about a month
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Now Why would there be a MAJOR NEWS CONFERENCE IN A MONTH??? HMMMMMMMMMMM

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (y3aQB)

292
My alibi is tight ... been out of country. I can produce witnesses.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (fiGNd)


Better have the witness write a memo

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (lKyWE)

293
(FBI criminal psycholgist constructs profile: crazed Caucasian walkng around with pinwheel eyes and a boner. Smells like match heads. Votes republican.)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



My report is prewritten and ready to go the moment they catch the guy but before the public knows any details about him.

Posted by: Brian Ross, ABC at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (EzdLW)

294 When did they add the "E" to ATFE? During the Light Bringer's term? I really don't pay enough attention, since I don't use any of those things. ( Boring life, I know. )

/and: sock off
Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (EzdLW)

I added the 'E' to 'ATFE'. You're welcome.

Posted by: Dubya at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (MihIm)

295 177


FBI sez it's totes not terrorism.





But don't leave your house

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

I like this plan.
Good Job Fellas! Everyone stay home till the FBI nails this mad bomber, who is totes not a terrorist.


Posted by: General Organa (I'm not a princess!) at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (7+qdf)

296 206 I would think a statement from the US Attorney General would be appropriate about now since Austin is a rather large city and their is homicidal bomber running around town.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)

...

I'm going to hold my breath until it happens. Who's with me?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (yL25O)

297 has the NBA made a statement about this?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (MTjB1)

298 Gonna go on record here and state that Vice President Pence's daughter is a cutie. And very likely raised well

http://tinyurl.com/ybr6t8br

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

299 When did they add the "E" to ATFE? During the Light Bringer's term? I really don't pay enough attention, since I don't use any of those things. ( Boring life, I know. )

I think it's always been there, but the BATFEIEIO insists they're a "three-letter agency" called the "ATF" and all the other agencies insist on their full name. The unofficial compromise is "BATF".

My version is lifted from some book, and was intended to torment the agency by making them less like a three-letter agency.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (fVubI)

300 Scenarios

1. Grudge against the first victim and subsequent bombs are cover.

2. Someone attempting to start a race issue.

3. Someone trying to start race issue changed their mind

4. Just a crazy random person with no agenda. Just wanted to test his bombs and is now hooked on the thrill.

5. Jihadi testing the waters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (4lzWT)

301 Yeah, I suppose that it is important to remember that non-Muslim psycho's are the other kind of psycho.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (EaQ6/)

302 We will no longer be selling fishing line.

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (r9UYA)

303 One of those things ended up in the garage and my wife ACCIDENTALLY ran over it. A lot of sharp, hurty and noisy toys got run over by her. I remember a Farmer In the Dell radio thing that exploded with a SUV on top of it.
Posted by: Lester at March 19, 2018 05:43 PM (LfJIn)
--------

It's long past time for common-sense SUV control.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (oMtOd)

304 http://tinyurl.com/ybr6t8br

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)
She sure is. What a great picture of dad and daughter.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

305 And why hasn't Trump denounced this!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (37IEG)

306 has the NBA made a statement about this?

Yes. The Earf be flat.

Posted by: LeBron James and Kyrie Erving at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (Tyii7)

307 We can absorb a few more of these attacks, easily!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (2z74n)

308 Kaboom serial bomber?

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2018 05:49 PM (7n4KQ)

309 Gonna go on record here and state that Vice President Pence's daughter is a cutie. And very likely raised well

http://tinyurl.com/ybr6t8br
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March




not so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

310 I just sharted and there is nothing you neanderthals can do about it.

Posted by: Shrillery "Shart Master" Rodham at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (b8HGm)

311 has the NBA made a statement about this?

Nobody has aksed them yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

312 She looks like she smells good, Christopher.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (EaQ6/)

313 Wifey was pleased with the cash, and hubby was pleased to throw them away.

The man is a genius, I tell ya.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

...

Only a genius if she couldn't replace them all with the $100.

No, worse than that. Only a genius if she doesn't spend triple that replacing them all.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (yL25O)

314 I added the 'E' to 'ATFE'. You're welcome.
Posted by: Dubya at March 19, 2018 05:47 PM (MihIm)


So did they have to make up all new jackets?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (MtNHs)

315 312
She looks like she smells good, Christopher.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (EaQ6/)

Check with Biden, he always has the low-down on that kind of stuff

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (37IEG)

316 Wasn't the chief the same guy who was asking the bomber to just drop by to talk and to tell them what was bothering him? Cuz it looks like that didn't work.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (O5Q3r)

317 has the NBA made a statement about this?


Somebody would have to tell them geniuses where and what an Austin is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (5y11N)

318 So my friend convinced his wife to cull the knick knack herd by having a yard sale, then gave a neighbor $100 to come buy up a bunch.

Wifey was pleased with the cash, and hubby was pleased to throw them away.


Yeah but she just bought more knick knacks with the cash, I bet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)

319 My alibi is tight ... been out of country. I can produce witnesses.



Posted by: ScoggDog


It's like you knew you would need an alibi...

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (2z74n)

320 Latest odds via Bovada:
Jihadi - 2-1
Antifa - 3-1
Other deranged Leftist group - 6-1
Random insane Democrat - 8-1
Random "sane" Democrat - 8-1
Crazy guy with no political leaning - 10-1
Typical Hollywood "Law Order" Type Concerned Registered Republican White Christian Conservative - 12-1
Posted by: Mega at March 19, 2018 05:36 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Amish at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

321 >>Nothing funnier than my brother in law arriving to my parents for Thanksgiving with piece of glitter stuck right under his nose.

Glitter or Peruvian Marching Powder?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

322 Only a genius if she couldn't replace them all with the $100.

No, worse than that. Only a genius if she doesn't spend triple that replacing them all.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (yL25O)


Well, there is that.

I suggested he get a golden retriever. Their tails are exactly 1.01 coffee tables high, and in constant motion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

323 As someone said that if Kids today had to go through the 60's and 70's with all the terrorists running around, blowing up crap and robbing banks and killing Cops et they would have to live in bunkers.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (dKiJG)

324 We will no longer be selling fishing line.
Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at March 19, 2018 05:48 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (7qnb5)

325 >>316 Wasn't the chief the same guy who was asking the bomber to just drop by to talk and to tell them what was bothering him? Cuz it looks like that didn't work.

Yes. Over a mocha latte and a blueberry scone.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (r9UYA)

326 About two months ago my little piece of Americana was interrupted by a "prisoner" who escaped a squad car up the road. I say it with quotes 'cuz he was obviously not a "prisoner" if he escaped.

Anyway, it's rural here. Farmland. Cows. Horses. You get the idea.

I have a scanner. There's po-po on a stretch of
road about a quarter mile away. Scanner saying "suspect running south" which is towards me.

Shotgun and .45 in hand(s) I look outside. Nothing. Then some commotion in the woods. Shotgun at the ready, set, verbal command to "come out", nothing. More commotion. Last warning before I shoot asshole!

BANG!!11!

Turns out to be a possum.

Po Po down the road didn't even flinch.

Guy was apprehended about 2 miles away, opposite direction.

Top Men.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (iiixZ)

327
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)
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Yep SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZ needs to go on tv & scold that person That will stop them/S
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Cheese & Rice

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (y3aQB)

328 Wifey was pleased with the cash, and hubby was pleased to throw them away.

The man is a genius, I tell ya.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
------

Admit it; it was you.

This is the same neighbor who brought her daughter's fish over in a little bowl for my daughter to take care of while they were gone for a week. Every damn day that stupid fish would be lying on its side in the morning, and we'd have to clean the bowl and resuscitate the fish and go through it all again the next day. I couldn't wait for her to get home.

When she did, I took the fish over there and said, here you go. She looked at it, all disappointed, and said, oh, it's still alive? Then she looked at me and said, would you like a fish?

She's a friend, believe it or not. Even after all that. She moved away some years ago and I miss her. But not her presents.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (oMtOd)

329 ''It's somebody from Columbus trying to prevent Austin from Stealing the Columbus Crew.

Yes I heard that floated as a theory.''

Austin can have them and we'll throw in their ugly ass stadium as a gift with purchase. Can you tell I don't like soccer?

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (jm1YL)

330 Frederick Milanowski, special agent in charge for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

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Shouldn't they add an "S", too, for sex? I mean, you know, if you're going to make a weekend of it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (5Mk4N)

331 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid

-

Amazon sells $20 kids accordions that are lots of fun, very good for teaching about music, and annoying as heck.

They really are great, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (ks6bw)

332 Don't fail to leap to conclusions, 2 young white men dead, out in the woods? Have we questioned Christian Slater?

Posted by: Downcast at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (iiNNM)

333 Somebody would have to tell them geniuses where and what an Austin is?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 05:51 PM (5y11N)


They're still trying to figure out how to spell "NBA."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

334 You would think the trip wire to be set late at night unless the victims the were not the first runners on the trail.

Would like to know to determine how big the balls are on this bomber.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 05:53 PM (4lzWT)

335 Had a History teacher in HS who was a Veteran of the Korean war. We got him to stray from the lesson plan. He then went for the rest of the class on how to find and disable the DIY mines the enemy was making. Which in the end also taught us a lot about how to make DIY triggers for mines.

Posted by: X-ray at March 19, 2018 05:53 PM (4fiCC)

336 330 Frederick Milanowski, special agent in charge for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

-
Shouldn't they add an "S", too, for sex? I mean, you know, if you're going to make a weekend of it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (5Mk4N)


They could call the agency "FEATS."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

337 Possibility - these bombs are intended as distraction devices. The IRA went small bombs for a while, until each incident created overwhelming response by local police and the Army. Then, small bomb......wait about an hour, then, big bomb, either on scene (max casualties) or on the other side of town, at another, more valuable target.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (fA1SL)

338 Isn't the bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives just about any local tavern in Texas?

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (7n4KQ)

339 not so much.
Posted by: yankeefifth


You can stuff a La-Z-Boy into her shirt to get the beauty you prefer.

Check with Biden, he always has the low-down on that kind of stuff

Somewhere he has a diary with the smell of little girls' hair he's met.

Vanilla, with a hint of cherries... exquisite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+)

340 not so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

Cute face, but what's with the saddlebags? Is she going mountain biking in the back-country?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (wYseH)

341 54 Someone call triangle head Hogg and his tiny arms of outrage. If we only made murder and bombs illegal, this wouldn't happen. I blame the NBA!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:18 PM (7qnb5)

...tiny arms of outrage... I needed that, thanks.

Posted by: iron308 at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (6xQux)

342 335 Had a History teacher in HS who was a Veteran of the Korean war. We got him to stray from the lesson plan. He then went for the rest of the class on how to find and disable the DIY mines the enemy was making. Which in the end also taught us a lot about how to make DIY triggers for mines.
Posted by: X-ray at March 19, 2018 05:53 PM (4fiCC)


Had a HS physics teacher who used to tell stories about his time as a submariner in the Pacific during WWII.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

343 Yes. Over a mocha latte and a blueberry scone.
Posted by: Under Fire at March




well that was never going to work. who would have a mocha latte and a blueberry scone?

mocha lattes go with croissants and other light airy pastries.

scones go with tea of some sort or coffee with one or two tablespoons of half and half not more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (MTjB1)

344 I propose a school walk-out to protest the sale of bicycles. If no one had a bike, then no one would have tripped a wire while walking a bike. On the other hand, maybe we should just make "walking" illegal! If you run over a trip-wire going 20 mph, the likelihood of getting injured goes way down! It might F* you up a little, and make your ears ring for a day or two, but that's way better than laying there wondering where your leg went.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (EaQ6/)

345 So they went from ATF to BATF to BATFE?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (LiyEm)

346 CRT, I think she's adorable. I'll bet that's a nice family.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (oMtOd)

347 343
Yes. Over a mocha latte and a blueberry scone.

Posted by: Under Fire at March




well that was never going to work. who would have a mocha latte and a blueberry scone?



mocha lattes go with croissants and other light airy pastries.



scones go with tea of some sort or coffee with one or two tablespoons of half and half not more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:55 PM (MTjB1)

Nailed it! THAT'S why the guy hasn't called in!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (37IEG)

348 Initially, Austin is not a city I'd think of when I think serial bomber but doesn't Austin have a large Muslim population? Now when I think of populations that like splodey things that who I think of.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

349 I am trying to find the loudest most annoying toy I can find for his kid

Have you considered this toy?

https://youtu.be/zCZmS6eViMY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

350 Dear Penthouse:

I never thought it would happen to me.

So here I was banging this guy's wife, when she came up with this great idea on how we could get a nice dinner out of the poor schmuck.

So she has a bunch of knick knacks that he keeps haranguing her about, so I suggest she offer to sell some in a yard sale, and I suggest to him he give me $100 to "buy" them.


Best steak and BJ day ever.

Posted by: Genius' Neighboor at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (Dp6qK)

351 Amazon sells $20 kids accordions that are lots of fun, very good for teaching about music, and annoying as heck.

They really are great, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM

I love it! He thought all the annoying toys were so damn funny before he had a child. My revenge shall be sweet! We were at a parade one time and the bastard bought both of my daughters those cheap plastic trumpets. This shall be so sweet! Revenge served cold and delivered by Amazon!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (7qnb5)

352 We advise Austin residents to BOLO for a white van. That or a beefy security guard.

It's gotta work one of these times.

Posted by: The F.B.I. at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM (QLvwG)

353 The left won't let this crisis go to waste, of course. If they can't use it to push for more gun control, they'll use it to push for more surveillance powers.

They'll use it to ratchet leftism forward one way or another.

Posted by: weew at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (Dol4k)

354 "It seems he enjoyed the attention of reading about the police response and the citizen 'concern' but really wasn't interested in killing."

I was thinking of that with respect to this case. Most killers are going to do target selection with the thought of doing the most damage, like the Las Vegas Shooter. But this bomber simply left his bomb on the side of the road in a residential neighborhood? And it only injured 2 people who ran into it completely at random? That is very weird. You go to all the trouble and risk to build and deploy a bomb, you figure the bomber would want to have the biggest impact he could get. But this guy doesn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (k1TUh)

355 Is there a law in Austin against video surveillance cameras?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (5y11N)

356 IF someone had called for an UBER, those bike walkers would have been run down before they tripped the wire.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (7n4KQ)

357 Admit it; it was you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (oMtOd)


Nah, it wasn't me. Mrs Guevara is not into knick-knacks, and until recently we had a beloved golden retriever, and will in time have another.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

358 A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.' This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?''My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (5Mk4N)

359
I'm gonna get way, way out front for this one: it is long past time for sensible turkey baster controls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 05:57 PM (pNxlR)

360 CRT, I think she's adorable. I'll bet that's a nice family.

Just right for some Horde member's son

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

361 Alcohol tobacco and firearms were what we used to call getting ready for a fun weekend.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (7qnb5)

362 358

LOL. We need a little funny today.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (jm1YL)

363 Does Nikolas Cruz have a brother?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (EyPfd)

364 Keep Austin Weird. That was the saying of the Austin hipsters.

Posted by: redenzo at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (14qvS)

365 Well, there is that.

I suggested he get a golden retriever. Their tails are exactly 1.01 coffee tables high, and in constant motion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

...

Labrador tails. Like getting beaten with a friendly hammer.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (yL25O)

366 So my friend convinced his wife to cull the knick knack herd by having a yard sale, then gave a neighbor $100 to come buy up a bunch.

Wifey was pleased with the cash, and hubby was pleased to throw them away.



Well played sir. Well played. I wonder if he will ever tell her?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (MtNHs)

367 He's a cereal bomber. All his devices go KABOOM!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

368 340 not so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

Cute face, but what's with the saddlebags? Is she going mountain biking in the back-country?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (wYseH)


Tough crowd!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

369 If we had bigger,better, and well funded Fusion Centers things like this would never happen.

Posted by: GOPe at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (r9UYA)

370 321 >>Nothing funnier than my brother in law arriving to my parents for Thanksgiving with piece of glitter stuck right under his nose.

Glitter or Peruvian Marching Powder?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)




House of three daughters. Definitely Glitter. Peruvian Marching Powder would counteract the effects of the liquor he needs to consume.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (lKs2v)

371 Cute face, but what's with the saddlebags? Is she going mountain biking in the back-country?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March




lol. not like those will be getting smaller what is she mid 20s?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (MTjB1)

372 Oh good, the FBI has arrived in Austin. Can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel after the stellar job they did in Las Vegas last October.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (Wv9jW)

373
Black powder is easy to obtain.

It'd be pretty suspicious to buy any now, though.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (4DCSq)

374 So now that a couple of white guys have been blown up does that mean it's not a hate crime any more?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (O5Q3r)

375 Does Nikolas Cruz have a brother?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2018 05:58 PM (EyPfd)

Yes but he was involuntarily committed after the shooting so he's got an alibi.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (4lzWT)

376 Cute face, but what's with the saddlebags? Is she going mountain biking in the back-country?

A man your age should know about physics of a woman leaning against something with their hips

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)

377 I live in SW Austin. I know people who live in that neighborhood. It is a bit closer than I'd like...like less than 10 miles from me.
I know that APD and the FBI are on it so I feel totally safe///

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (kufk0)

378

Breaking: Woman Crashes Car Filled With Accelerants Into Broward County Sheriffs Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (5y11N)

379 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 05:56 PM

Looks like operation brother revenge is getting more expensive. Yet worth it! I think I'll have stuff delivered to her over the course of a few weeks, of course prefaced by a phone call from her favorite uncle to let her know I am sending her presents!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (7qnb5)

380 We come here not to investigate the crime but to bury it.
The FBI

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

381 >>364 Keep Austin Weird. That was the saying of the Austin hipsters.

Wannabe pikers.

Posted by: Portland at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

382 Tough crowd!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (YqDXo)
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Boy, you're not kidding. Sheesh.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (oMtOd)

383
341 54 Someone call triangle head Hogg and his tiny arms of outrage. I


He's a mincing, prancing T. rex of high moral dudgeon?

Okay then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (pNxlR)

384 I don't have a problem with serial anything's, just so they don't do it over and over again.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (EaQ6/)

385 CRT, I think she's adorable. I'll bet that's a nice family.
Posted by: bluebell at March




ok mom. bet that family is hell behind closed doors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)

386 Labrador tails. Like getting beaten with a friendly hammer.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (yL25O)


When our kids were tykes our golden's vigorous wagging used to be accompanied by his throwing a hip into the kids, who would (harmlessly) go flying. It was pretty funny to watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

387 ok mom. bet that family is hell behind closed doors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)


Many are.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

388 "Yes but he was involuntarily committed after the shooting so he's got an alibi."

Does he have a second brother?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (EyPfd)

389 >>5. Jihadi testing the waters.


They really should be checking the latest ISIS newsletters to see if they've published instructions and a call to (lone wolf) arms to get your jihadi trip-wire bomb on wherever, whenever the sprit moves you, like they did a while back with truck attacks, then stabbings...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

390 Boy, you're not kidding. Sheesh.





Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM (oMtOd)
Seriously. Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating..

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

391
Breaking: Woman Crashes Car Filled With Accelerants Into Broward County Sheriffs Office


An Audi 2000, driven by Betty Dumbtoes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

392 Tough crowd!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March




2+2 is not 5

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

393 Looks like operation brother revenge is getting more expensive. Yet worth it! I think I'll have stuff delivered to her over the course of a few weeks, of course prefaced by a phone call from her favorite uncle to let her know I am sending her presents!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (7qnb5)
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Don't play all your cards at once. You have YEARS to get even. Think of all the birthdays and Christmases yet to come. Twice a year, you get your revenge. Just when she tires of one toy, along comes dear sweet Uncle Minnfidel with the next one.

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (oMtOd)

394 ''I live in SW Austin. I know people who live in that neighborhood. It is a bit closer than I'd like...like less than 10 miles from me.
I know that APD and the FBI are on it so I feel totally safe///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (kufk0)''

Do be careful and stay safe. Fingers crossed that they catch the SOB before someone else is hurt or killed.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (jm1YL)

395 Any chance this guy can move to Washington DC for the summer....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (EoRCO)

396 maple scones are the best scones

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (N0sw0)

397 Breaking: Woman Crashes Car Filled With Accelerants Into Broward County Sheriffs Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM

Did anyone rush in to help?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (7qnb5)

398 she is not chunky she is just big boned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (MTjB1)

399 Seriously. Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating..
Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)
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The few Morons I've met have been wonderful. Perhaps I should quit while I'm ahead.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:04 PM (oMtOd)

400 Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

Don't worry the harshest critics probably have the biggest beer guts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:04 PM (4lzWT)

401 332 Don't fail to leap to conclusions, 2 young white men dead, out in the woods? Have we questioned Christian Slater?
Posted by: Downcast at March 19, 2018 05:52 PM (iiNNM332

Thank you! I never did trust that bastard!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 19, 2018 06:04 PM (ANIFC)

402 not so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

Cute face, but what's with the saddlebags? Is she going mountain biking in the back-country?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2018 05:54 PM (wYseH)

Man, tough crowd.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:04 PM (HVB7P)

403 Any chance this guy can move to Washington DC for the summer....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2018 06:03 PM (EoRCO)
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No thanks. We've had enough of this type of thing, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:05 PM (oMtOd)

404 >>396 maple scones are the best scones

Posted by: concrete girl

Under Wife tried making scones once. I use them as wheel chocks now. Five years later.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)

405
I remember that one dude that was mail box bombing, trying to make a smiley face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

406 Looks like operation brother revenge is getting more expensive. Yet worth it! I think I'll have stuff delivered to her over the course of a few weeks, of course prefaced by a phone call from her favorite uncle to let her know I am sending her presents!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM (7qnb5)


Every dad's worst nightmare. Makeup.

Posted by: Genius' Neighboor at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)

407 'maple scones are the best scones'

Yes they're good but my local bakery makes a yummy apricot white chocolate scone that I'm partial to.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (jm1YL)

408 Does Antifa have a big presence in Austin?

Yes.

Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (mBISV)

409 Seriously. Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating..
Posted by: IC at March




no one would ever be the least unkind to her at a meetup or say something even slightly unkind to her, unless she started talking smack about how hot she was and going off about how she and gretchen bundchen were both going to be walking for dior in the next fashion week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

410 she is not chunky she is just big boned.


She's not overweight, she's undertall.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (GdWl+)

411 >> maple scones are the best scones


English Sconew with those bits of dried fruit I can't identify are my fav.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (F/aYH)

412 Someone call triangle head Hogg and his tiny arms of outrage. I

He's a mincing, prancing T. rex of high moral dudgeon?

Okay then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:01 PM

If you wanted to draw a caricature of some effeminate SJW you couldn't do better than Hogg boy. I mean that little douchenozzle makes pajam boy look masculine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (7qnb5)

413 . Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating..
Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

If you buy the first few rounds, it usually eases the tension and your in like flint

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (5y11N)

414 She's not overweight, she's undertall.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (MTjB1)

415 I've tried scones several times and they taste like sand with a trace of sugar. Vry unpleasant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)

416 Did the Fed Chairman make his first rate hike today?
Markets down, dridge has nothing but speculation headlines.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (z79tQ)

417 276 I remember a while back when they found a CA bomb makers house loaded up with explosives. They had what looked like every emergency vehicle in the state surrounding the place. I mean thousands of cop cars, SWATies, and Fire apparatus just to have one bomb guy walk up the front door and throw a road flare inside to burn the place down.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

---

It was not so much that it was loaded up with bang powder -- there were small amounts here and there. The house was a pig sty and the small amounts of explosive were all through the clutter. The authorities made a huge hairy deal about it, but there were just a few tiny pops as they burned it. The weirdo rented the house, and it was a total loss for the owner as his insurance did not cover it.

For a few grand I would have been happy to put on an armored suit and clean the place out.

Officer safety don't you know. Shoot a dog, shoot a groveling drunk, burn a house, burn a whole city block (MOVE in Philly), god forbid they should take a risk.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (Uv2+Q)

418 I know what makes a serial bomber. It all starts when your grocery stores bogo ads never list the price of anything. Oh, that's great, I can buy one jar of artichoke hearts for 20$ and get the other one for free?! wow! thanks!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (EaQ6/)

419 So are they profiling this guy? Isn't that racist or something?

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (UdKB7)

420 It will really be terrible if it happens on 6th street some Friday night.

Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (j2Fk8)

421 It is amazing how much coffee you can drink on top of a scone.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (F/aYH)

422 Just looked at that map showing the bomb sites and the weirdness of it just jumps out at me. Austin is FULL of high profile targets - the State Capitol, downtown will all kinds of big banks, prominent buildings, The University, 6th street which is always packed with partygoers, just got done with SXSW which had musical events all over the place - and yet the bomber ignores all of those and sticks his bombs out in neighborhoods away from all of that.

I think it guarantees that his motivation isn't political in any way, since he has stayed far far away from all of the big targets that have political connections - Austin is full of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

423 Breaking: Woman Crashes Car Filled With Accelerants Into Broward County Sheriffs Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM

No worries, they were all outside.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7qnb5)

424 I would love to meet some of the rons and ettes. No one ever has a meet up close to me though. I'm right in the heart of the country for God's sake! How hard can it be? Somebody ??

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (dUJdY)

425 Yes they're good but my local bakery makes a yummy apricot white chocolate scone that I'm partial to.
Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (jm1YL)


That sounds like heaven to me. I need that. Does your bakery ship? My bakeries suck when it comes to scones. Can't find a decent one.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (MtNHs)

426 410 she is not chunky she is just big boned.

She's not overweight, she's undertall.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 19, 2018 06:06 PM (GdWl+)


She doesn't look overweight or big-boned to me. Her left pocket is blousing out a bit, but I think that that's the way she's standing, since her right pocket isn't doing it also. Her hips aren't that big. After all, she IS a girl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

427 Some scones are so hard you can use them as a primitive weapon. Hurling scones.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

428 bomb sites and the weirdness of it just jumps out at me. Austin is FULL of high profile targets - the State Capitol, downtown will all kinds of big banks, prominent buildings, The University, 6th street which is always packed with partygoers, just got done with SXSW which had musical events all over the place - and yet the bomber ignores all of those and sticks his bombs out in neighborhoods away from all of that.

I think it guarantees that his motivation isn't political in any way, since he has stayed far far away from all of the big targets that have political connections - Austin is full of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March




setting of a bunch of bombs to mask his intended targets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (MTjB1)

429 I'd love to meet up with folks here, just because I could use a lot of ette hugs. But, where I live there's only a couple of dudes and I can't really travel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)

430 427 Some scones are so hard you can use them as a primitive weapon. Hurling scones.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

The Scone of Stone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

431 "Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating.. "



Speaking from experience, you will be surrounded by women who are all magically 29 years old.
The men will all have 6 pack abs.

And ALL of us are good looking, witty and charming.

And thence we all leave, I go back to 60 years old, and my beer gut returns.

It's truly amazing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 19, 2018 06:11 PM (EyPfd)

432 One's view of baby-fat girls changes in direct proportion to the amount of yacht that one finds themselves standing upon at the moment.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:11 PM (EaQ6/)

433 Seriously. Why I find the idea of attending a moron gathering very intimidating..
Posted by: IC at March

You shouldn't, trust me.

*speaking for myself here*

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:11 PM (HVB7P)

434 I saw something on the KXAN website about a guy who did call in a
bomb threat against one particular SXSW concert; Austin PD actually
caught him and claimed he had nothing to do with the other bombings. That could be the copycat in this case.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 19, 2018 06:12 PM (wbY28)

435 fisher price see & say toys might be considered annoying, but i loved mine

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 06:13 PM (N0sw0)

436 427 Some scones are so hard you can use them as a primitive weapon. Hurling scones.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

David killed Goliath with five smooth scones.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 19, 2018 06:13 PM (tMFgx)

437 I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on the list.

Alas, I have no yacht, so everyone else is off the list.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:13 PM (oMtOd)

438 Actually considering their is a nut on the lose in Austin and The Deep State and the Left are trying to overthrow a sitting President, it is a pretty quit news day. Go Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:14 PM (5y11N)

439 One's view of baby-fat girls changes in direct proportion to the amount of yacht that one finds themselves standing upon at the moment.
Posted by: goon


Especially if it's her yacht.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 06:14 PM (b2/Ti)

440 Even if the blows himself up real good how would the police know it was him?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 19, 2018 06:14 PM (nBr1j)

441 423 Breaking: Woman Crashes Car Filled With Accelerants Into Broward County Sheriffs Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:00 PM

---

Woman, earlier that day: "I'll be back."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:14 PM (Uv2+Q)

442

Uber Suspends Driverless-Car Program After Pedestrian Is Killed


Accident in Tempe, Ariz., is believed to be the first such fatality from an autonomous vehicle


stupid

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2018 06:14 PM (fceHP)

443 437 I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on the list.

Alas, I have no yacht, so everyone else is off the list.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:13 PM (oMtOd)


You're too kind! Consequently I will overlook the absence of a yacht. A Porsche will suffice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

444 The other day I had a raspberry and white chocolate scone. Damn that was tasty! I shall now go burn my man card.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7qnb5)

445 I went to Ben Had's hootenanny last year. Lots of fun!

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (MVjcR)

446 Austin resident here.

Austin does not have as large of a black population as other major cities like Houston or Dallas, but the population we do have is historically on the east side of town with the Latino population. So Austin, being a liberal city, is overly reactive and pandering to any political appeals by east side residents while its white liberal residents gentrify their neighborhoods.

So the location of the first three bombs is significant and could be easily attributed by locals to a race-related motivation. The fact that the bomber immediately switched to the opposite demographic as soon as "hate crime" flashed on the local news is a curious indication that our culprit has no shame in being labeled a terrorists, yet is apparently sensitive to being thought of as a damned dirty racist. And if he is sensitive to being labeled as such, it leads me to believe that he has not lived in Austin for very long if he was not aware of the socio-political sensitivity of terrorizing that area of town.

Then again, the majority of Austinites are not from Austin, but it could be a valuable data point.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (HwKTL)

447 I've been to both CenTexMoMeetUps and I didn't get shot or anything. No one sexually assaulted me or molested me. I didn't get attacked or yelled at. No one stalked me. No One threw up or shed all over me. Frankly....a bit disappointed.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (kufk0)

448 >>I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on the list.

>>Alas, I have no yacht, so everyone else is off the list.

I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (/tuJf)

449 I remember years ago meeting with some people who'd all gotten to known each other on a Usenet chat room. Someone would say something, no immediate response, and then 15 minutes later a bunch of people would all think of a perfect reply. It made for strange conversations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (k1TUh)

450 You're too kind! Consequently I will overlook the absence of a yacht. A Porsche will suffice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
lol..if Bluebell finds herself in Cali!

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

451 I would love to meet some of the rons and ettes. No one ever has a meet up close to me though. I'm right in the heart of the country for God's sake! How hard can it be? Somebody ??
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:09 PM (dUJdY)

An 'ette from South Dakota made it to GNAMM.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (HVB7P)

452 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke. At his age I wanted to be a comic book writer/artist and professional interpreter/translator.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)

453
I will say this of my local Unabomber type. The eventual map of 8 to 12 locations put my suspect at the exact epicenter.

He went a ways that way, a little that way, but there was a definite epicenter, almost exactly where the first occurrence... well occurred.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (LOgQ4)

454 She doesn't look overweight or big-boned to me. Her left pocket is blousing out a bit, but I think that that's the way she's standing, since her right pocket isn't doing it also. Her hips aren't that big. After all, she IS a girl.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March




https://tinyurl.com/ybgh4whm




have a gander. you are right, she is not big boned. big boned is what my mom would say whenever I would say some girl is chunky.

Y5 - Mom, she is fat.

Y5Mom - Oh Y, she is not fat she is just big boned.

Y5 - She's fat mom.

Y5Mom - Y, she is a darling girl and she is going to grow up to be a very pretty young lady I am sure.

Y5 - Yeah, when she stretches that fat out, sure.

Y5Mom - Don't you have tennis practice or homework?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (MTjB1)

455 417 276 I remember a while back when they found a CA bomb makers house loaded up with explosives. They had what looked like every emergency vehicle in the state surrounding the place. I mean thousands of cop cars, SWATies, and Fire apparatus just to have one bomb guy walk up the front door and throw a road flare inside to burn the place down.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

---

It was not so much that it was loaded up with bang powder -- there were small amounts here and there. The house was a pig sty and the small amounts of explosive were all through the clutter. The authorities made a huge hairy deal about it, but there were just a few tiny pops as they burned it. The weirdo rented the house, and it was a total loss for the owner as his insurance did not cover it.

For a few grand I would have been happy to put on an armored suit and clean the place out.

Officer safety don't you know. Shoot a dog, shoot a groveling drunk, burn a house, burn a whole city block (MOVE in Philly), god forbid they should take a risk.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (Uv2+Q)

Philly said Hold my Beer.





If you don't remember they firebombed an Apartment building that this Black separatist group was hold up in. There was what 1 survivor a little boy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (dKiJG)

456 I'd got to a MoMeet if it was reasonably close.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (7qnb5)

457 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)

From what I've seen it pays pretty well and you don't really have to do a whole lot.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (MX7xj)

458 The other day I had a raspberry and white chocolate scone. Damn that was tasty! I shall now go burn my man card.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7qnb5)


Does your bakery ship?

Dammit! I love scones and cannot find any good ones. Of course, this means I don't weigh 200 pounds, because if I could, I'd eat them every day. And pretty sure they are high in calories.

But I have the sadz now.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (MtNHs)

459 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke.

Well if that doesn't work, there's always male prostitute.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (O5Q3r)

460 IC, I have never met a greater group of people. If you ever have the opportunity to make a meet up, just go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (foQLT)

461 I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on the list.

Well okay but you'll have to wear your glasses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

462 Thats ok, I would hate to have to rely on Hogg to run into a burning building to save me or anyone else.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (aC6Sd)

463 An 'ette from South Dakota made it to GNAMM.

Where was it? And I need plenty of notice so I can save my money to guarantee I will have a good time

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

464 You're too kind! Consequently I will overlook the absence of a yacht. A Porsche will suffice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
-----

Alas, no Porsche either, but I do have one of those killer SUVs referenced upthread. I can probably get ahold of a now-dead fish too, just to sweeten the pot.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (oMtOd)

465 One's view of baby-fat girls changes in direct proportion to the amount of yacht that one finds themselves standing upon at the moment.
Posted by: goon




well, it also increase the closer guys get to retirement age. they stop thinking of baby fat as unattractive and more as a source for some elixir of youth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

466 If you want to read about a pathetic, cringing wretch of an emasculated eloi, check out this article about some guy who tried to take his son out shooting

https://archive.fo/4jTmR

He couldn't be any more feeble and pathetic if he'd worn a onesie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (39g3+)

467 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke. At his age I wanted to be a comic book writer/artist and professional interpreter/translator.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM

Well it was nice of him to come out of the closet at least. Yea I could see Hogg with his toddler arms trying to carry a victim to safety.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (7qnb5)

468 It is really easy to plow through a half-loaf of bread and butter, simple comfort food for the too-lazy crowd, in one of these threads. It is no wonder that someone fat is probably responsible for all of the worlds problems, and bombings.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (EaQ6/)

469 I've been to both CenTexMoMeetUps and I didn't get shot or anything. No one sexually assaulted me or molested me. I didn't get attacked or yelled at. No one stalked me. No One threw up or shed all over me. Frankly....a bit disappointed.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (kufk0)

We were just being respectful to your better half.

You haven't shown us your tits yet either, so there's that.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (HVB7P)

470 Where are you located Minnfidel?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

471 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman,



Well that's convenient, since I doubt he could qualify.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (MtNHs)

472 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)
From what I've seen it pays pretty well and you don't really have to do a whole lot.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (MX7xj)

Yup....and he wants to "organize" the community into what exactly.

Maybe a little "unorganizing" would work better.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (EoRCO)

473
Well it was nice of him to come out of the closet at least.


No closet can hold him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

474 460
IC, I have never met a greater group of people. If you ever have the opportunity to make a meet up, just go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (foQLT)
I shall!

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

475 how is it that someone here doe not know GNAMM was in Las Vegas?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)

476 I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (/tuJf)
-------

You're on the list, of course. The good one, that is.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (oMtOd)

477 >>But I have the sadz now.


There are a few good Scones to be had locally.

Some terrible ones, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (F/aYH)

478 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman,

No upper body strength.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

479 big boned - make a circle around your wrist with your thumb and index finger. If they don't touch, you're big boned. If they touch, you aren't. If they overlap by about an inch and you call yourself male, you are a little girlie man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (k1TUh)

480 An 'ette from South Dakota made it to GNAMM.

Where was it? And I need plenty of notice so I can save my money to guarantee I will have a good time
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

Vegas.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (HVB7P)

481 Facebook helps Obama administration in political campaigns "on our side"

http://tinyurl.com/y75rnac3

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (39g3+)

482 You're on the list, of course. The good one, that is.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM (oMtOd)

I'm on a lot of lists. I know for a fact I am on my wife's shit list

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (5y11N)

483
*scratches bluebell off my list of people whose list I am not on.*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

484 442... I don't think those pushing the robot revolution have thought out the economics too well.... If a significant part of the population is out of work due to robotics ....who the hell are they going to sell their products to..... Could be a problem ya think

Posted by: E.T. at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (nzKWW)

485 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman, he wants to be a community organizer. No joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)
From what I've seen it pays pretty well and you don't really have to do a whole lot.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (MX7xj)

Yup....and he wants to "organize" the community into what exactly.

--
A Hitler Youth Group.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (b2/Ti)

486 Where are you located Minnfidel?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM

About an hour north of the cities (MSP) and the rest of my time at our cabin up near Lutsen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (7qnb5)

487 I see the pattern. Connect the dots and it forms a big "O" for Obama. As in bring back Obama. It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (Z48ZB)

488 >437
I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay
Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on
the list.



Alas, I have no yacht, so everyone else is off the list.





Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:13 PM (oMtOd)<

Family reunion?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3fxCO)

489 Damn, Vegas would have been a blast. I would bring my daughter with me. She loves that place. I haven't been since 88.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

490 447
I've been to both CenTexMoMeetUps and I didn't get shot or anything. No one sexually assaulted me or molested me. I didn't get attacked or yelled at. No one stalked me. No One threw up or shed all over me. Frankly....a bit disappointed.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:15 PM (kufk0)


Is that with or without a platinum membership?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Dp6qK)

491 >> big boned - make a circle around your wrist with your thumb and index finger.


Wrist? Don't you mean elbow?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (F/aYH)

492 Facebook helps Obama administration in political campaigns "on our side"

SO, an 'IN KIND' contribution?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

493 Damn, Vegas would have been a blast. I would bring my daughter with me. She loves that place. I haven't been since 88.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March




Well, we are doing it again so save up!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

494 David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman,



Well that's convenient, since I doubt he could qualify.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel



Not enough sand in his britches (weight) to be a cop.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (b2/Ti)

495 Hey fat girls keep you warm on winter nights!

Although I generate enough heat to run a furnace on when I'm lying down. Its like there's a mercury switch in my body or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)

496 Supreme Court refused to intervene in the PA redistricting case.

unbelievable

Judges just redraw a map and nobody is willing to do a thing about it even though the Constituton clearly gives that power to state legislatures.

Posted by: Maritime at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (lKmt3)

497 The Texas meetup had a California, Virgina, and Colorado moron show up...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (kufk0)

498 ''That sounds like heaven to me. I need that. Does your bakery ship? My bakeries suck when it comes to scones. Can't find a decent one.'

Can't find anything specific on their website. Here it is though. They have an email address and the phone is listed also.

https://tinyurl.com/y8gjgsvy

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (jm1YL)

499 Well okay but you'll have to wear your glasses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)


Then I'm dead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

500 I've tried scones several times and they taste like sand with a trace of sugar. Vry unpleasant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)


You have to tell them you want the sawdust scones. They're easier to chew on but a little harder to swallow. That's why Big Gulps were invented.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (8gDQu)

501 rest of my time at our cabin up near Lutsen.

You have a cabin? *sigh*.. I hate all of you that are living my dream. So not fair I'm stuck in the fucking suburbs and I hate it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

502 Family reunion?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3fxCO)
--------

Absolutely, since I don't see you making any rude cracks about Mike Pence's lovely daughter. Don't tell any embarrassing family stories though.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (oMtOd)

503 big boned - make a circle around your wrist with your thumb and index finger.

Evidently I'm big boned, although I don't think I look it. I can barely touch finger to thumb around my wrist. Middle finger, no problem.

Maybe I have itty Trump hands.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)

504 Spence's daughter needs a support bra. Those are some large hangers right there.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (r9UYA)

505 >486
Where are you located Minnfidel?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:19 PM



About an hour north of the cities (MSP) and the rest of my time at our cabin up near Lutsen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:21 PM (7qnb5)<

MH and I have spoken several times about an Upper Midwest MoMee. The trigger remains unpulled.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3fxCO)

506 As for the ladies. Give me a woman that looks like the women from the 40's through at least the early 70's. With some curves! I am not saying fat. I am saying healthy with a but and some boobs. Way too many now look like Hogg with long hair and duck lips. Fuck that. I want a woman that looks like a woman should look!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (7qnb5)

507 OT and WTF.


Self-crashing Uber accident.


In a country nearly asphyxiated by a shake-down system (AKA liability madness), how in the H can Uber or anyone else put a driver-less car on the road? Idiocy.


At the range (outdoor), we can't use brooms on the firing line to police up brass, trash, etc. Oh no. Cuz OSHA decided that using brooms would agitate the lead dust surely present, presenting a HEALTH HAZARD!!!! eleventy!!!! A f***ing absurd rule, without any possible scientific basis, considering all the relevant facts.


But driver-less cars are allowed on the road?

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (knKQ1)

508 Well, we are doing it again so save up!

Have a date yet?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

509 Supreme Court refused to intervene in the PA redistricting case.

Annoying but I don't see how the Supreme Court has any jurisdiction. Its a state matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)

510
From the map, if I lived in west lake hills, I would avoid packages.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

511 >>He couldn't be any more feeble and pathetic if he'd worn a onesie.

Good Gawd! Send those boys to boot camp before it's too late.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (r9UYA)

512 >> "David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman,
he wants to be a community organizer. No joke. At his age I wanted to
be a comic book writer/artist and professional interpreter/translator."--

Posted by Christopher R. Taylor

That reminds me, from the moment I first saw him, Hogg, the triangle-headed kid, reminded me of a comic book character, but I couldn't quite recall who until just a while ago.

What he looks like is a thirteen year-old Sub-Mariner.

https://tinyurl.com/y7xauqjr



Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (Wv9jW)

513 I'm going broke buying food for my staff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (5y11N)

514 Supreme Court refused to intervene in the PA redistricting case.

unbelievable

Judges just redraw a map and nobody is willing to do a thing about it even though the Constituton clearly gives that power to state legislatures.

Posted by: Maritime at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (lKmt3)


And the SCOTUS told Arizona to shut up and start issuing drivers licenses and voter registration forms to illegals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (8gDQu)

515 Claymores in the neighborhood? Yeah, we're not at war, and you rednecks need to turn in your firearms.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (bJ0w+)

516 Have a date yet?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March




Well , the consensus is forming around Augustish.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

517 Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2018 06:23 PM (jm1YL)


Thank you. And omgosh. They make all kinds of scones!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (MtNHs)

518 MH and I have spoken several times about an Upper Midwest MoMee. The trigger remains unpulled.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3fxCO)
------

I know. You're waiting for the ice to melt. It's only been a couple of years. You might get there yet.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (oMtOd)

519 >>David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman


I've seen that kid on TV. He'd take a handjob from a Fireman in an instant.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (F/aYH)

520 Well if that doesn't work, there's always male prostitute.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (O5Q3r)


What? And give up his amateur status?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (z79tQ)

521 Have to say that long artical Ace posted from NR I was reading it but lost it and couldn't refind it on the web, Dennis Prager had the guy on today ( repeating right now) and so had it linked, still not all the way through it.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (aC6Sd)

522 461 I will break my moratorium to meet with the delightful Deplorable Jay Guevara, who sounds like a true gentleman. As do VIA and CRT, also on the list.

Well okay but you'll have to wear your glasses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)


You want to look for some guy who's a dead ringer for Rob Lowe.

That's not me, of course. You just want to look for a guy who looks like Rob Lowe, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

523 You have a cabin? *sigh*.. I hate all of you that are living my dream. So not fair I'm stuck in the fucking suburbs and I hate it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM

I was lucky enough to inherit the land or I could never afford it. (130 acres of woods) Built a log cabin from scratch. It took years and a shit load of back breaking work, but it's worth it now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (7qnb5)

524 >Absolutely, since I don't see you making any rude
cracks about Mike Pence's lovely daughter. Don't tell any embarrassing
family stories though.





Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:24 PM (oMtOd)<

So, I have to go through all those stories and determine what is and isn't embarrassing? Wow. Big job.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (3fxCO)

525
David Hogg also tweeted that he'll never take a job like cop or fireman,


What if they let you hold the hose?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (2z74n)

526 Nood

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (LiyEm)

527 From the map, if I lived in west lake hills, I would avoid packages.
----
Nick Foles is from Westlake.....Tom Brady is the bomber!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (kufk0)

528 They are racists, "With Considerable Skill" is a code word for white, Christian males - IM triggered

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (MS0+a)

529 So, I have to go through all those stories and determine what is and isn't embarrassing? Wow. Big job.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (3fxCO)
-------

I'll do it for you: all stories are off limits. Easy peasy!

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (oMtOd)

530 <<513 I'm going broke buying food for my staff

Start buying them some day old scones.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

531 MH and I have spoken several times about an Upper Midwest MoMee. The trigger remains unpulled.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM

Would be fun for sure!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (7qnb5)

532 That sounds so nice Minnfidel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

533 What he looks like is a thirteen year-old Sub-Mariner.

Yeah he has the same wierd head. He's like a dick Tracy villain. Kid Isosceles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (39g3+)

534 >I was lucky enough to inherit the land or I could
never afford it. (130 acres of woods) Built a log cabin from scratch. It
took years and a shit load of back breaking work, but it's worth it
now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (7qnb5)<

I would absolutely love to see pics of your cabin. I helped a friend do that. My draw knife skillz were first rate.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (3fxCO)

535 Maybe the bomber was upset people kept stealing her packages.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (vgwv+)

536 big boned - make a circle around your wrist with your thumb and index finger. If they don't touch, you're big boned. If they touch, you aren't. If they overlap by about an inch and you call yourself male, you are a little girlie man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2018 06:20 PM


The current 'settled science' is all so completely fvcked up beyond redemption. I am the Schrödinger's Cat of males. Simultaneously overweight AND underweight. At my age 15% body fat is recommended. I'm around 10%. But my BMI is too high. So I have to both lose weight AND gain weight.

I have a slight suspicion the government is festooned with incompetents.

I have a strategy next check up. Stripping down to tidy whities and demanding Doc bring in nurse to make the call.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (LOgQ4)

537 Maritime I haven't followed the case that closely, but yes, on the face of it this looks like one of the most brazen (and destructive) usurpations by the judiciary yet - which of course is saying something these days, when the const. order has just about completely collapsed whenever a judge decides to usurp power



Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (knKQ1)

538 Annoying but I don't see how the Supreme Court has any jurisdiction. Its a state matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)


The SCOTUS has weighed in on state redistricting cases before.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (8gDQu)

539 The Texas MoMee is going to feature a pig roast this year. I still have to decide on a large pig or the smaller sucklings.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (foQLT)

540 >>>>>bomb sites and the weirdness of it just jumps out at
me. Austin is FULL of high profile targets - the State Capitol,
downtown will all kinds of big banks, prominent buildings, The
University, 6th street which is always packed with partygoers, just got
done with SXSW which had musical events all over the place - and yet the
bomber ignores all of those and sticks his bombs out in neighborhoods
away from all of that.



I think it guarantees that his motivation isn't political in any
way, since he has stayed far far away from all of the big targets that
have political connections - Austin is full of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March



setting of a bunch of bombs to mask his intended targets.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:10 PM
.
.
.He is practicing and developing his technique away from his intended target(s). This person isn't done yet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (+Dllb)

541 "long artical Ace posted from NR "

I thought it was a subtle whitewash, as it didn't go for the jugular. As I expect Trump & Co will in a month when the OIG report comes out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (n+6mJ)

542 I say smaller suckling, better meat.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (kufk0)

543 If you don't remember they firebombed an Apartment building that this Black separatist group was hold up in. There was what 1 survivor a little boy.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 19, 2018 06:17 PM (dKiJG)

---

After ignoring this row house full of black MOVE lunatics terrorizing a black Philly neighborhood for months, the cops got into a gun fight with them. The authorities had let the situation fester while the house was armed and fortified, piles of garbage grew high in the yard, and loudspeakers spewing gibberish kept the neighbors awake around the clock. After shots were fired the mayor (black) approved a police plan to drop 3 pounds of C-4 on the roof. This partially blew up the building and ignited gasoline stored by the weirdos for making Molotov cocktails. The fire dept. held back for fear of shooting, and 50+ houses burned. One of the most complete fiascos ever.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (Uv2+Q)

544 going to feature a pig roast this year. I still have to decide on a large pig or the smaller sucklings.
Posted by: Ben Had at March




sure there is a pence daughter joke in there somewhere but not even I am that mean.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)

545 "The SCOTUS has weighed in on state redistricting cases before."

They're messy cases, legally. So SCOTUS has tried to defer. But when the PA court weighs in, and unilaterally redraws ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:34 PM (n+6mJ)

546 Yeah he has the same wierd head. He's like a dick Tracy villain. Kid Isosceles.


Triangle Puss.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (9q7Dl)

547 Evidently I'm big boned, although I don't think I look it.


I think you would have to be very gracile, or really long fingered for them to meet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

548 Triangle Puss.





Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (9q7Dl)

Wedgehead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (Dbv1R)

549 At the range (outdoor), we can't use brooms on the firing line to police up brass, trash, etc. Oh no. Cuz OSHA decided that using brooms would agitate the lead dust surely present, presenting a HEALTH HAZARD!!!! eleventy!!!! A f***ing absurd rule, without any possible scientific basis, considering all the relevant facts.

Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (knKQ1)


I've never understood that bit about lead. Lead compounds, sure. But elemental lead? BFD. It's FAR down the list of things I'd worry about.

For the record, there's a lot of confusion - virtually ubiquitous among laymen - about the difference between organolead compounds (e.g., tetraethyllead), inorganic lead compounds, and elemental lead, probably because lead is reported in each case as the equivalent amount of the element.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

550 491 >> big boned -


She measures a perfect 36-24-36.


Calf-kneecap-thigh.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (extUd)

551 530


Try raising your own mice and rats.

Posted by: Pharoh at March 19, 2018 06:42 PM (extUd)

552 Austin native and long-term resident here (now happily living just outside the Peoples' Republic).

No inside knowledge, but it also seems to me that the most recent bomb is either a copycat or set for some other reason. (Husband's initial response was that it might be a booby trap for a marijuana grow op. The most recent bombing is near greenbelt. Also makes sense.)

The MO does indeed seem different. The first two were packages left on porches in East Austin. This one was a tripwire bomb--in a backpack, as I understand it--in a very quiet (and relatively unknown to urban Austinites) neighborhood. I think the police floated the "call me maybe" thing to get any kind of a lead.

As to the likely profile of the bomber(s), Austin is full of every stripe of cray-cray you want to name. Watch Slacker if you have any doubt of how deep our wacko roots stretch.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (S+f+m)

553 Annoying but I don't see how the Supreme Court has any jurisdiction. Its a state matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

___________

All sorts of cases go before the Supreme Court that are state matters.

Posted by: Maritime at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (lKmt3)

554 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 05:23 PM (LOgQ4)
_______________________________________________

Was this in the Philly Suburbs? There was a bomber in this neck of the woods (Western suburbs) back around the early 90s who was never caught. Nick Berg, the kid who went to Iraq as a telecom contractor and was beheaded was looked at as a possible suspect, though I think it was someone else.

Posted by: elliot at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (D+Jl9)

555 Why are blue towns like Austin so dangerous?

Posted by: Campesino at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (1rsT5)

556 So you're assuming TATP too?

We just had an apartment blow up in a town in Wi because of uh,
something, they won't say, but they did burn down the building as a
precaution (and to destroy evidence. Hershey kiss hat off) WTF.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2018 05:29 PM (z79tQ)Saw that last week. Very strange. And the bomb maker who blew himself up apparently was a well liked, seemingly normal guy, IIRC. Except for the bomb making, of course. :-)

Posted by: elliot at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (D+Jl9)

557 Maritime @ 553- all cases go before the Supreme Court?
Why? Because reconstruction. That's why.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM (zLDYs)

558 Triggering with a wire is tricky. Too much tension and you blow yourself up. too little and it might not trigger the detonator.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (MioLM)

559 The bomber(s) are probably taking them NRA Assault and Demolition courses... you know. The seekrit ones.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ABuva)

560 This just goes to prove that we need Universal background checks on bombs.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 19, 2018 07:35 PM (ur/Uv)

561 What about bomb-free zones? One would think Austin would be on top of this glaring loophole.

Posted by: MJR at March 19, 2018 07:49 PM (NBFkC)

562 All of these are a lot further south-east from where we live. Doesn't make it any less cary though. Working from home, we do a lot of order and delivery type stuff, and now it's kinda creeping me out. This evening, there was a truck parked near our place that I normally wouldn't have really cared about, but suddenly it's like: who's truck is that, and why is it parked there?

I hope they catch this sumbitch soon, or he blows his own ass off.

Posted by: adc at March 19, 2018 11:22 PM (cfg4h)

563 None of them are too far from UT. South Congress leads away from the state capitol and into poorer neighborhoods, where the first bombs detonated, the trip wire bomb is closer to some of the more affluent neighborhoods. My brother and his wife live down in SW Austin.

Could be another Unibomber type, probably attached or recently detached from Univ of Texas and as surmised above, a disgruntled totalitarian upset that Austin isn't totalitarian enough.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 20, 2018 07:15 AM (DxWUs)

564 As to the higher level skill, perhaps the explosive was directional, like a claymore mine?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 20, 2018 07:18 AM (DxWUs)

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