Open Thread: Now With Electrolytes

Until Ace posts something with actual content, toss this around...

I Do Not Want Trump Supporters For Fans, First Of All I Hate Trump This Awful Country With Disgusting People And Everything About It, I'll Boycott Everything About Trump.

Way to work on that comeback!

Posted by: CBD at 02:45 PM

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1 gross

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2018 02:38 PM (5gaNQ)

2 Who is...demi moore?

Posted by: FDR's TV at March 19, 2018 02:38 PM (nS9If)

3 who da bitch?

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2018 02:39 PM (5gaNQ)

4 Fugly

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Wvt+E)

5 Have that Bloody to get you woke this morning

Posted by: gary landrum at March 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Co3EF)

6 She looks 60+

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2018 02:39 PM (5gaNQ)

7 She's come a long way from the days when she birthed a bear cub.

Posted by: joncelli, crawling through the burning wasteland of Monday at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

8 Ew. Fair to say the bloom is off that rose. Looks like she got a bowling ball stuck in her mouth for a couple months, and then suddenly removed.

Posted by: Abiss at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (L6Zpd)

9 Police are now demanding Google provide the names of everyone anywhere near a crime scene when a crime is committed.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaxxxjj7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (rBnYq)

10 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (uDcBt)

11 Not like she'll have a comeback anyway

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (5gaNQ)

12 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2018 02:41 PM (4e+hS)

13 How would you like to wake up to THAT in the morning?

Posted by: HH at March 19, 2018 02:41 PM (mIJBI)

14 Would not bite that.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at March 19, 2018 02:41 PM (sjdRT)

15 We've fallen pretty damned far since the days of actresses like Barbara Stanwyck.

No class in the industry at all.

Posted by: RKae at March 19, 2018 02:41 PM (YyNjs)

16 Damn. She looks like hell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

17 more noise may force some conservatives to provide equivalent services. I am sick of all these self-important court jesters that think they have meaning.

Posted by: Saudaukar reporter at March 19, 2018 02:42 PM (Wa5hI)

18 She looks ... puffy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)

19 hitting status - probable

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (FZYNt)

20 The vinegar in her soul definitely pickled her up right. A little bit more and she could be a live-action draugr.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

21 She seems nice.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (EtMVh)

22 Wait, who is this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

23 Who the hell was that?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (7h94p)

24 If she hates this awful country with disgusting people and everything about it, perhaps she should fuck off to Somalia or Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

25 She was hot in One Crazy Summer.

Later she was "fake boobs" pseudo-hot. But I think she peaked in One Crazy Summer.

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (PnpIB)

26 Jeez, THAT's Demi Moore?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

27 That's OK. I don't want Demi Moore coming to my birthday party either.

Posted by: RogPodge at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (EsHMF)

28 Washed-up has-been tweets out attention seeking plea to be noticed.

She hasn't been a part of anything I have seen for years, not even in a bit role.

*yawn*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (pvjTE)

29 She was hot in One Crazy Summer.

And Ghost.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

30 Still don't care what celebrities think. When does her pr0n career begin? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Penfold at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (Fbt5B)

31 I never thought she was that hot, even when she allegedly was. Attractive yes, but not smoking hot.

Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (MxEKc)

32 Putting this in the "how to lose your job" file.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (XKZwp)

33 I hear Trump is a big fan of breathing. Boycott that.

Posted by: JSchuler at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (YsGL+)

34 Her face is melting!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (2NqXo)

35 Apparently fucking Ashton Kutcher takes a lot out of an old woman.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (7h94p)

36 30 Still don't care what celebrities think. When does her pr0n career begin? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Penfold

see Striptease. partial porn if you can stomach it

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (FZYNt)

37 ...but, first it takes her looks.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (7h94p)

38 She looks like Mrs. Lowry toward the end of Brazil. Her face could just slide right off at any moment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

39 and I should give a crap why? who is she? do we really care?

there's a reason I don't follow the "stars"...

Posted by: Todler at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (8D42x)

40 Uhm, didn't we bust this as fake a couple of months ago?

Still don't care what whoreywood thinks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (7LY+6)

41 Who is...demi moore?

+++

She's half-Moorish

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at March 19, 2018 02:46 PM (+gG5B)

42 Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:44 PM (7h94p)

Succubus, fresh blood, repeat....

Posted by: Fauxcohontas at March 19, 2018 02:46 PM (suO/a)

43 She's no longer a million dollar whore, that's for sure.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2018 02:46 PM (xPl2J)

44 I'd hit it.

*hic*

*shart*

*crack!*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2018 02:46 PM (NF2Bf)

45 If ever I want an opinion about politics or pretty much anything else, I ask someone whose mind and heart I truly respect, not someone who speaks other people's words for a living. Meat puppets ain't that bright, for the most part.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2018 02:46 PM (EtMVh)

46 Demi Moore - somewhere there is a casting couch named in her memory

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (FZYNt)

47 Mental case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (zWq1W)

48 You got to think Bruce Willis has got that shit eating grin of his going right now...he's the one that ended up aging gracefully.

Posted by: H Badger at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (n/0Nw)

49 so many really hate Trump for all the awful things about him ... they almost never list those things. But they should impeach him anyway ... then indict him ... for beating Hillary, for liking women, for being audacious about his Trump brand?

idk ... it is Orwellian instilled hate, and any narrative of the day can be inserted into the pre-installed emotion.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (bT8Z4)

50 I thought that was Demi Moops.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (4e+hS)

51 Keep clear of the moor'

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (suO/a)

52 One Crazy Summer was a fun movie.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (l/VO7)

53 I didn't recognize the person in the original pic. Now that I've clicked thorugh to see who it's supposed to be, I can see the resemblance. A far cry she is from the pretty lady who starred in About Last Night so long ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (ClOmq)

54 I'll give you a Million Dollars to take your wife home for the night.

Please. Just get her out of here.

She's killing my boner.

Posted by: Robert Redford at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (7h94p)

55 She's playing Hatchet Face in the new Marvel pic.

Super power: paralyzing gingivitis breath

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (i60k0)

56 Who would you rather have sex with:
1990 Patrick Swayze (Ghost era), or
2018 Demi Moore

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2018 02:48 PM (PnpIB)

57 Like Hillary, she should never post when she's drunk.

Posted by: nraendowment at March 19, 2018 02:48 PM (82kLB)

58 there are people I know that say they want to be surrounded by others that have a blind hatred for everything Trump, nothing less is acceptable to their day to day interaction with other ostensible humans

Posted by: bonzoboy at March 19, 2018 02:48 PM (/lb39)

59 You got to think Bruce Willis has got that shit eating grin of his going right now...he's the one that ended up aging gracefully.

Posted by: H Badger at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (n/0Nw)

He's still in movies.
I don't know about acting, but he's still in movies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 19, 2018 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

60 Beauty is skin deep and short-term but ugly is to the bone and permanent.

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (xj0OI)

61 She doesn't have a lot of liberal fans either

Bitter old has-been

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (+gG5B)

62 "Look away, I'm hideous."
Demi Moore

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (2NqXo)

63 that bitch tried to break up Luke and Lara

Posted by: x at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (nFwvY)

64 Isn't she the one who had a photo of her bush that looked like she was riding a black bear?

Posted by: irright at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (pMGkg)

65 She strenuously objects to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (hqZPQ)

66 50
I thought that was Demi Moops.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2018 02:47 PM (4e+hS)

It's says Moops on the card.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (ymnmz)

67 She looks like a Sleestak.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (7h94p)

68 An old, dreid up Sleestak.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (7h94p)

69 Somebody realizes she's not getting movie offers any time soon. Time to virtue signal!

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (G0vdT)

70 Demi and Bruce were good looking in their day but their three daughters all got whacked big time with the ugly stick while still in the womb.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (2NqXo)

71 Who would you rather have sex with:
1990 Patrick Swayze (Ghost era), or
2018 Demi Moore

+++

Embrace the power of BANNED

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (+gG5B)

72 >64
Isn't she the one who had a photo of her bush that looked like she was riding a black bear?

Posted by: irright at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (pMGkg)<

That's hawt.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

73 She was hot in her General Hospital days.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 19, 2018 02:51 PM (dZ756)

74 She was attractive but not a great actress. Now she's melting and not a great actress. All she's got left is provocative statements regarding politics. Streisand blazed a trail when her tits began to sag.

Posted by: joncelli, crawling through the burning wasteland of Monday at March 19, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

75 Hate is a helluva drug.

Posted by: zombie Rick James at March 19, 2018 02:51 PM (GEVul)

76 Demi Does Weinstein, now playing at ... oh never mind, we are too disgusting to go see her art filled movies. Cuz nothing disgusting ever happens in Hollywood.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 02:51 PM (bT8Z4)

77 73 She was hot in her General Hospital days.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 19, 2018
*
*
She was on General Horsepistol? (Or as my ex called it, Genital Hospital)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (ClOmq)

78

I used to really like it when Stuttering John would go up to celebrities and ask "And you are?"

Made them mad.

Now, we have to consider those putzes Demi gods and the smartest and all that stuff, Daisy Ridley is so good you guys, she is so smart, she knows what's really goin gon, she smiles and has great teeth and can run around pretty well and act all exhausted!

Come on, who wouldn't take political philosophy advice from someone with such great teeth.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (cxVU6)

79 Demi Moore raised absolute trash daughters. They're the ones who are disgusting. Just a bit of google will make you cringe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (U+nHb)

80 Why do we favor people who pretend they're someone else? Didn't she pretend she was a Navy SEAL once?

Posted by: Trump fan at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (fSf/G)

81 >>Isn't she the one who had a photo of her bush that looked like she was riding a black bear?

We're gonna need more Oil.

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (7h94p)

82 That's it, I'm not showing Striptease at my kid's movie night.

Showgirls -- Elizabeth Berkley never said that about her fan.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (hqZPQ)

83 Seems irrelevant who she does or does not want for fans if she's not in anything significant.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (kaCWe)

84 No wonder Bruce and Ashton called it quits.

Time's too short for that.

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

85 So when she pledged to be a servant to the President, she just meant Obama, not any President.

Posted by: Bud Norton at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (6cOMd)

86 38 She looks like Mrs. Lowry toward the end of Brazil. Her face could just slide right off at any moment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

"Her complication had a complication."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (xlCXC)

87 there was a time, not too long ago, when political commitment by actors meant "save the rainforest".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (Pg+x7)

88 So, any way we can have every Hollywood D-Bag (regardless of where they actually live) relocated to Venezuela?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (9TK8E)

89 79 Demi Moore raised absolute trash daughters. They're the ones who are disgusting. Just a bit of google will make you cringe.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Rumur has it

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (FZYNt)

90 ... or "save the baby seals".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (Pg+x7)

91 Didn't read the comments.

Am I supposed to know who this harridan is?

Because I don't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (kqsXK)

92 She still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 02:53 PM (5y11N)

93 I think the real headline story here is "Former Actress Demi Moore Still Thinks it is 1982--Believes she is Relevant and has Fans."

Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (HqpV0)

94 Ahhhhh

Dat nood smell

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (OT82r)

95 there are people I know that say they want to be surrounded by others that have a blind hatred for everything Trump, nothing less is acceptable to their day to day interaction with other ostensible humans

+++

Tell them you can hide them from the new Gestapo in your basement cutout

Posted by: Fortunato at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (+gG5B)

96 >>>tried to break up Luke and Lara

jackie didn't rate

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (N0sw0)

97 Wish granted!!

Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

98 Doesn't Venezuela produce about every Miss Universe? Surely, there must be an H1B visa for that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 19, 2018 02:54 PM (hqZPQ)

99 77
73 She was hot in her General Hospital days.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 19, 2018

*

*

She was on General Horsepistol? (Or as my ex called it, Genital Hospital)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

///

Yes she was, early 80s. She played Jackie Templeton, whose sister Laura was played by Janine Turner. Now that's a power couple.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (dZ756)

100 I see she's starting to show the dreadful turkey hands.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (r9UYA)

101 G.I Jane should STFU and make me a sammich

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (FZYNt)

102 70 Demi and Bruce were good looking in their day but their three daughters all got whacked big time with the ugly stick while still in the womb.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (2NqXo)

They are rather...unfortunate looking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

103 Demi Moore? Didn't she used to famous for being too old like 10 years ago?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (OT82r)

104
Eh, we've all seen her naked. Time to move on, grandma.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

105 HA! She's wearing a stupid Kabbalah red string. Yeah, she's a real deep thinker and so spiritual too!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 19, 2018 02:55 PM (U+nHb)

106 Demi Moore's first movie was in Technicolor

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (OT82r)

107 I though the Demi Moore swimming pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemeont High was good, but it was down hill from there.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

108 Wasn't she also known for demanding "perks" wherever she went, gracing us all with her presence?

Hmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (7LY+6)

109 I'm not a "fan" of any movie actor or actress. I enjoy movies-often with actors long dead, but I can't remember the last movie I went to see because a particular actor or actress was in it. I go because I think the content will be interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (tpDAe)

110 Demi Moore's first movie was in Technicolor"

Oui...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (7LY+6)

111 President Donald Trump will hire an attorney to join his personal legal team who has alleged the President is being framed by a group of FBI and Justice Department officials, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.

The longtime Washington attorney, Joseph diGenova, is expected to join the Presidents legal team at a time when Trump is taking a more aggressive approach to publicly dealing with special counsel Robert Muellers investigation, lobbing a series of attacks against Mueller on Twitter over the weekend.

Good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (5y11N)

112 Demi Moore just angry she is getting old and has to rely on her acting instead of her looks and no one is buying.

There is not a movie she has made that someone else could have played her part just as well or better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (+lSVr)

113 107 I though the Demi Moore swimming pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemeont High was good, but it was down hill from there.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

Not nearly as good as Phoebe Cates scene though...

Posted by: Abiss at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (L6Zpd)

114 Well, Demi. First of all, I think most Trump supporters wouldn't be fans of yours because your movies suck balls.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (OJXf7)

115 THAT'S Demi Moore?

Looks like a dirt road I took last weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (W2taJ)

116 So,is she going to move to Australia too like Matt Damon?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

117 Some people don't age well.

Glad I do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (5y11N)

118 Someone should tell Demi that Mexico is fine this time of year. Her Mexican maid, gardener, pool man could all tell her how wonderful it is.

There's no time like the present to leave this awful country, Demi.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (/3+Sg)

119 Went to my computer this morning and there were no little fishes swimming on my monitor. In fact, it was completely blank and the "input" light was blinking. Son was sure the problem was the 10 year old monitor, but I demanded testing to be sure. The disappointment in his voice when he announced the monitor was *not* the problem was hilarious.

So, now I need to take my desktop and find out what's wrong with it. Hopefully it's just a graphics card or something equally replaceable. Until then I can't get any of the computer work I was supposed to do done. Instead of working on my other stuff I'm hanging out here.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (rp9xB)

120 >> I though the Demi Moore swimming pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemeont High was good, but it was down hill from there.

I love this game.

But some cinematic scenes are sacrosanct.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (R4v6n)

121 Demi Moore is so old her vagine hung like sleeve of wizard when I had movie.

Smelly too!

Posted by: Borat - remember me? at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (OT82r)

122 Demi, you believe wearing a red string around your wrist that wards off evil. That tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (MtNHs)

123 Who is...demi moore?

Half of a fully functioning whole moore?

Or a moore with half its brain sucked out?

Oh, and BTW, f'off, STFU and move away if you don't like it here.

May you join other celebutards in obscurity, ala Todd Rundgren.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (GdWl+)

124 This quote is being reported as fake news.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (Uv2+Q)

125 Drool.................

(Sexy Ass Hands)

Slobbber................

Drool....................

Posted by: Oedipus Rex at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (Y/y3J)

126 in 1978 all the seniors in our school would gather in the senior lounge to watch General Hospital. Luke and Laura were huge.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (nFwvY)

127 I find these celebrity fits really entertaining. Which is more than I can say for Moore herself.

Posted by: Kick murder squads inc at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (Sp1NT)

128 113
107 I though the Demi Moore swimming pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemeont High was good, but it was down hill from there.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

Not nearly as good as Phoebe Cates scene though...

Posted by: Abiss at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (L6Zpd)

That chick from Friends was in Fast Times?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

129 Demi Moore's first movie was in Technicolor"

Panavision & sound.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (W2taJ)

130 2 Who is...demi moore?

I think that a beef stew in a tin can. Something related to Spam.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (kUmUV)

131 Schlicter, Jesse Kelly and others are right, of course, they hate us want us dead or gone and they tell us all the time.

Deplorables indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (U+nHb)

132 She's from Roswell, y'know. I guess the skinsuit to hide her Reptoid nature went through the wrong wash cycle once too often...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

133 No wonder Bruce Willis ran from the crazy.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (/3+Sg)

134 I don't want to be mean but her and Bruce Willis' daughters look like Bruce. Bit of bad luck there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (+lSVr)

135 has she renounced her citizenship yet?

if not, she needs to STFU.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (cvBL6)

136 see Striptease. partial porn if you can stomach it

Posted by: Rick in SK

Wasn't Burt Reynolds in that too?

Lousy movie. I don't know which one was worse.

Posted by: Surgeon General Joslyn Elders at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (LOgQ4)

137 I liked when Demi Moore crossed her legs in Basic Instinct.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (xPl2J)

138 Demi Moore was married to Bruce Willis way back when he had hair and you had to hire a servant boy to carry you cell phone suitcase.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (OT82r)

139 My Give A Poopoo meter registers negative numbers whenever someone from Hollywood opens their piehole.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Ih4ii)

140 >>I don't want to be mean but her and Bruce Willis' daughters look like Bruce. Bit of bad luck there.

I don't know about that, now.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (R4v6n)

141 Nood.

Posted by: HH at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (mIJBI)

142 128 113
107 I though the Demi Moore swimming pool scene in Fast Times At Ridgemeont High was good, but it was down hill from there.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

Not nearly as good as Phoebe Cates scene though...

Posted by: Abiss at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (L6Zpd)

That chick from Friends was in Fast Times?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Courtney Cocks hates Trump?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (FZYNt)

143 At least Puppet Show has enough sense not to alienate half its audience.

Posted by: Keith at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (USf3s)

144 You know, you can joke about Elizabeth Berkley and Showgirls, but at least she wasn't dumb enough to think straight-up porn would advance her career.

**cough**

Dustin Diamond

**cough**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (kqsXK)

145 I hate people but I do feel a great affinity towards shithouse rats.

Posted by: Demi Moore at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (vtcmf)

146 Someone should tell Demi that Mexico is fine this time of year. Her Mexican maid, gardener, pool man could all tell her how wonderful it is.

Bet they can't. Otherwise, they'd be there and not here!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (W2taJ)

147 Demi uses fur oil on her nipples.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 03:00 PM (r9UYA)

148 Demi Moore has electrolytes? Whose?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (Dp6qK)

149 By the way, how brave of Demi Moore when she already has more money than she could spend in another lifetime.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (+lSVr)

150 I outlived that scrappy cunts career.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (OT82r)

151 Back in the day, weren't both Bruce Willis and Demi Moore considered one of the few Republicans in Hollywood?

Posted by: Maritime at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (lKmt3)

152 Does Demi even have any movies coming out? It sounds like she is virtue signaling to Hollywood.

She may hate everyone bcz she is bitter. When you look at where her 2 ex-husbands are now, one married to a model, it can't feel real great. It's not her fault, necessarily, but it has got to suck. So Trump is a great place to focus all her anger.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (MtNHs)

153 That chick from Friends was in Fast Times?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

Yah - she played Ross.

Posted by: Abiss at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (L6Zpd)

154 116 So,is she going to move to Australia too like Matt Damon?
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

Can't, the male 'roos would mistake her for a female 'roo and have a go at her.

Posted by: joncelli, crawling through the burning wasteland of Monday at March 19, 2018 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

155 130 2 Who is...demi moore?

I think that a beef stew in a tin can. Something related to Spam.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2018 02:58 PM (kUmUV)

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I challenge you to grass before breakfast...and you're gonna eat stew!

Posted by: Dinty Moore at March 19, 2018 03:02 PM (Y/y3J)

156 70 Demi and Bruce were good looking in their day but their three daughters all got whacked big time with the ugly stick while still in the womb.
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Yeah, you'd think the odds would favor at least one of them turning out halfway attractive, but they're all dogs. Don't know how they managed it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 19, 2018 03:02 PM (fqUgw)

157 70 Demi and Bruce were good looking in their day but their three daughters all got whacked big time with the ugly stick while still in the womb.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 19, 2018 02:50 PM (2NqXo)
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Yeah, what's up with that?
You would expect at least one of the 3 girls to be a beauty and yet.....no. None of the above.
Now, I wouldn't call any of them "ugly," except by Hollywood standards. But they are all quite normal, plain.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2018 03:02 PM (0jtPF)

158 Claims are out that this is fake news.

Where and when did she say this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 03:02 PM (Uv2+Q)

159 Demi Moore got all of her beauty from surgery. Shit genetics.

Proof: Look at her and Bruce's daughter. Not attractive. But then again given Demi's age in that pic her daughter must be middle aged by now.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 03:03 PM (OT82r)

160 Am I supposed to know who this harridan is?

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She used to be somebody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2018 03:03 PM (+y/Ru)

161 I'm so old I remember when celebrities, actors, musicians, athletes - didn't have a socio-political cause.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 19, 2018 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

162
Demi Moore was great in Flashdance.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 03:04 PM (lKyWE)

163 Isn't she the one who had a photo of her bush that looked like she was riding a black bear?

Like she was riding on Gabe Kaplan's shoulders.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 03:04 PM (QQ+il)

164 >>>157
Yeah, what's up with that?
You would expect at least one of the 3 girls to be a beauty and yet.....no. None of the above.
Now, I wouldn't call any of them "ugly," except by Hollywood standards. But they are all quite normal, plain.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2018 03:02 PM (0jtPF)
_________
YOU CAN THANK US LATER

Posted by: Moloch & the Kabala demons at March 19, 2018 03:04 PM (OT82r)

165 >>>cell phone suitcase

my pop bought me one
i loved it

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 03:05 PM (N0sw0)

166 80 Why do we favor people who pretend they're someone else? Didn't she pretend she was a Navy SEAL once?
Posted by: Trump fan at March 19, 2018 02:52 PM (fSf/G)

That was only an excuse for her to showcase her "assets"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2018 03:05 PM (jxbfJ)

167 She got gypped out of an oscar for her role in the Breakfast Club.

Can I say gypped or will I get tossed in the paddy wagon

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

168 Nood. Ace woke up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2018 03:06 PM (jxbfJ)

169 @ 50 I thought that was Demi Moops.
She does live in a bubble

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 19, 2018 03:06 PM (3P5C1)

170 It's not fake news. It's just slow news.

Demi is used to putting out her press releases on an actual printing press.

She's set in her ways.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 03:06 PM (OT82r)

171 She was in the classic GI Jane.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 03:06 PM (LiyEm)

172 Demi Moore got all of her beauty from surgery. Shit genetics.

Proof: Look at her and Bruce's daughter. Not attractive. But then again given Demi's age in that pic her daughter must be middle aged by now.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu

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She was natural hot in her day, but like 99.9% of women, they hit a wall after a certain age.

It really is amazing how badly some women have aged that were bombshells from the 80s. Look up people like Kelly McGillis (Top Gun) or Kathleen Turner if you really want to see a bad example.

Posted by: Maritime at March 19, 2018 03:07 PM (lKmt3)

173 Demi Moore killed the first Dodo bird

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 03:07 PM (OT82r)

174 She definitely purchased some breasteses. Look at her nude scene in About Last Night and compare to Striptease.

I will say she did a decent job in Mr. Brooks but again, any decent actress could have played the part.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 03:08 PM (+lSVr)

175 Demi Moore invented Olive Oil

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 19, 2018 03:09 PM (OT82r)

176 I never liked her canned stew anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2018 03:10 PM (BaM28)

177 Gross...url shorteners.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 19, 2018 03:14 PM (rwaEp)

178 She looks her age plus at least ten years.

She's done such a boffo job with motherhood and marriage (s ), I can't imagine a better person to emulate.

And, by the way, she used drugs, had massive plastic surgery, and is still a mess. Love the photo without the usual filters, soft camera lense, etc. etc.

Posted by: True the Note at March 19, 2018 03:17 PM (HLTe8)

179 Well, since the casting couches have all been put away, a girl's gotta do something to get noticed.

Posted by: Semi Moore at March 19, 2018 03:26 PM (vI+F1)

180 I honestly thought that was Nancy Pelosi at first glance.

An anagram for Demi Moore is "Mime Rodeo".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 19, 2018 03:29 PM (aId/R)

181 Is she still alive? I thought she was dead.

Posted by: dcd-in-indiana at March 19, 2018 03:36 PM (MMkuK)

182 Is she still alive? I thought she was dead.

Just her career.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 03:40 PM (QQ+il)

183 Telling half of the country to stay away from their movie if they supported Trump, like Demi and Ellen Pompao said over the weekend, will certainly lead to a lot of movie producers gambling millions of dollars to offer them feature roles.

OK, maybe not.

Because those movie producers simply hate women has to be the real reason new movie rolls are not forthcoming.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2018 03:42 PM (UsCnO)

184 In related news, Demi Moore still alive.

Posted by: Patrick Flynn at March 19, 2018 03:43 PM (i4inS)

185 Can she boycott me if I don't know who she is?0

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at March 19, 2018 03:48 PM (82/06)

186 137
I liked when Demi Moore crossed her legs in Basic Instinct.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2018 02:59 PM (xPl2J)

My favorite Moore movie was Demi Does Dallas.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2018 03:49 PM (UsCnO)

187 60 Beauty is skin deep and short-term but ugly is to the bone and permanent.

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 19, 2018 02:49 PM (xj0OI)

This.

What a sad, pitiful woman to spew that hatred towards people she doesn't know. Bless her heart.

Posted by: moki at March 19, 2018 03:52 PM (V+V48)

188 Demi is looking pretty good for a woman her age but she still looks like an old woman trying to look young.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 19, 2018 03:57 PM (2ZUTy)

189 Anybody ever seen Demi Moore and Caitlin Jenner in a room together? (look at second pic in article)

Just asking questions.

Posted by: West at March 19, 2018 03:59 PM (7Fa8Y)

190 9 Police are now demanding Google provide the names of everyone anywhere near a crime scene when a crime is committed.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaxxxjj7
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the gulag! at March 19, 2018 02:40 PM (rBnYq)

So, even though you didn't commit a crime, you are going to get interrogated anyway just for being in the vicinity?

Lovely.

Posted by: West at March 19, 2018 04:03 PM (7Fa8Y)

191 You can keep Deplorable all you want, I'm going with Disgusting.

Posted by: Corona at March 19, 2018 04:09 PM (2bC+G)

192
Not a problem, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

193 79. Demi Moore raised absolute trash daughters. They're the ones who are disgusting. Just a bit of google will make you cringe.

Why do you think Bruce Willis keeps cranking out straight to Netflix flicks? Those girls don't work, and Demi burned through the kids' trust funds.

Posted by: FROMNJ at March 19, 2018 04:11 PM (sCjDS)

194 So Kucher and Willis both have hot young wives and Demi looks like she should sue father time. Yeah, we care what she thinks.

Posted by: LannyD at March 19, 2018 04:11 PM (cXEdr)

195 Well, she's off my hit list then, and not just for those nasty comments. Sheesh, seems to have let herself go a bit - even with all the surgeries.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 19, 2018 04:13 PM (hloNl)

196 >>>40 Uhm, didn't we bust this as fake a couple of months ago?

Still don't care what whoreywood thinks...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2018 02:45 PM (7LY+6)

Snopes says she didn't say this.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/demi-moore-trump-supporters/

Posted by: m at March 19, 2018 04:39 PM (U6XUk)

197 Time sure can be cruel.

Posted by: American at March 19, 2018 04:42 PM (EiMfo)

198 She pledged to serve our President, and encouraged others to do the same.

Posted by: Jim S. at March 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ynUnH)

199 Snopes, you mean the cat lady and her philandering husband?

Posted by: roy_batty at March 19, 2018 05:06 PM (0asyF)

200 Ok, saw the thing about 'fall guy' in the sidebar.

I always thought that came from hanging, i.e. the fall through the trap door to dangle from the noose.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 19, 2018 05:17 PM (xGZ+b)

201 Snopes said this is false ... More importantly there's no link on the story in question which puts its veracity in doubt.

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 19, 2018 05:59 PM (GppXG)

202 But the pic looks like Roger....Moore

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 19, 2018 06:16 PM (RuIsu)

203 I'd of thought she'd take any fans she could get.

Posted by: Bob at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fVGlW)

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