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Anyone Else Get Their Brackets Destroyed Today?

UMBC Virginia.jpg

I don't even care about college basketball, but there is something undeniably pleasing about the Championships. Most of the players (99.9%) have no hope of going to the NBA, but they still play their hearts out. That's nice to watch, and it allows me to forget that the NCAA is a pretty pathetic organization.

And....Virginia getting smacked by a 16 seed is sort of fun too.

Posted by: CBD at 08:45 PM




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1 Dayam first?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:41 PM (ygxHp)

2 KSU sure is happy about the upset. Legit shot at the sweet 16 now

Posted by: In Exile at March 17, 2018 08:41 PM (Z7AXG)

3 Talk about being in the right place at the right time.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:41 PM (ygxHp)

4 So, I take it Virginia lost? Didn't watch it. Did see that Duke beat Rhode Island pretty convincingly.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:42 PM (ygxHp)

5 Guy in yellow seems a goofy fellow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

6 One more week in NY and then it's off to Salt Lake City. Hallelujah!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:45 PM (ygxHp)

7 Hubby is not in a happy place right now. OSU is not looking good.

Posted by: Tuna at March 17, 2018 08:45 PM (jm1YL)

8 Brackets? Don't you mean shelves?

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at March 17, 2018 08:46 PM (21nfm)

9 big thnx CBD

Posted by: concrete girl at March 17, 2018 08:47 PM (N0sw0)

10 Loyola with two upsets has been fun. My dad would root for Gonzaga, because he great up nearby. So I've got two teams to hope for. I'll watch some of the Marshall game tomorrow. They're supposed to play a wide open game

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:48 PM (8ikIW)

11 They I thought Iidreamef

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 17, 2018 08:49 PM (PUmDY)

12 Oh, and Kentucky beat Buffalo. Although Buffalo looked like they would give UK a run for their money, they lost steam in the final few minutes.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:49 PM (ygxHp)

13 Oops. Great should be grew up

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 08:49 PM (8ikIW)

14 So CDB, did you ever make it to Ardsley? I'm still there for another week, until Thursday. I fly out Fri morning.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:51 PM (ygxHp)

15 For all you younguns who don't remember when Allahpundit used to be cool, he made this:

https://tinyurl.com/yc332xs7

Someone seems to have changed a few of the lines, but the outline is the way I remember it from 10+ years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2018 08:55 PM (gm9yG)

16 Basketball is an excellent sport for homosexuals and Obama voters. Whatever.



NCAA WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS ON NOW NOW NOW!!!

The guts. The glory. So Incredible. American kids giving all they got. American courage. Determination. Pain. Blood. GLORY!!




Or ...*TWEET* OMG he fouled me!!!!! GheySKETBALL.

Your choice.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 08:55 PM (tZC/B)

17 Louisville broke my bracket.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2018 08:56 PM (EoRCO)

18
Our little gentleman Mr. Finn found no happiness in the regular Group but was third in a large Owner-Handled Hound Group. He showed very well today, looking relaxed with Her Majesty and even standing without too much fidgeting for examination.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 08:58 PM (ywuXT)

19 Or ...*TWEET* OMG he fouled me!!!!! GheySKETBALL.

Your choice.
Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 08:55 PM (tZC/B)

--------

Sounds more like you are describing the Euroweenie Kickyball game of Soccer, with all its flopping, to me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 17, 2018 09:00 PM (0t14c)

20 Posted by: concrete girl at March 17, 2018 08:47 PM (N0sw0)


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2018 09:00 PM (wYseH)

21
Basketball: *bump* "Foul!"

Hockey: *WHAM!* *head rolls across ice* "Play on!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2018 09:01 PM (ywuXT)

22 we visited UMBC back when KTE was picking schools

it's small, considers itself nerdy
kinda cool it's basketball team is doing so well

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:02 PM (hMwEB)

23 I'm still in it. I have Oberlin and Evergreen State going to the final.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 17, 2018 09:02 PM (Tyii7)

24 I fly out Fri morning.

Posted by: Traveling Man at March 17, 2018 08:51 PM (ygxHp)

No, but I may be there this week. I will look you up if I am.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2018 09:02 PM (wYseH)

25

Sweaty boys playing with balls? Some sort of gay pron, or new Hollyweird mainstream flick?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits in a Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at March 17, 2018 09:03 PM (UFLLM)

26 Nothing quite like relaxing in your mom jeans with a big ol' plate of fido nuggets and some NCAA hoops on.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 17, 2018 09:06 PM (Tyii7)

27
Or ...*TWEET* OMG he fouled me!!!!! GheySKETBALL.


....

Sounds more like you are describing the Euroweenie Kickyball game of Soccer, with all its flopping, to me.
....


Basket-balls was Obama's big fav.

He liked the tall ones.

mm mm mm

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:07 PM (tZC/B)

28 Commentary at the tune: Sweet Georgia Brown.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:07 PM (gvGwC)

29 And I bet you think baseball is ghey too, Jon?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:10 PM (ygxHp)

30 Gotta go outside and feed my habit. Damn these hotels with smoke free rooms.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:11 PM (ygxHp)

31 Oh, and Kentucky beat Buffalo. Although Buffalo looked like they would give UK a run for their money, they lost steam in the final few minutes.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 08:49 PM (ygxHp)

Yeah, they gave up pushing the ball to the rim and collecting fouls. But, I can't stand that they don't call traveling when a guy takes three steps or that contact calls seem to be based on a random number generator.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 17, 2018 09:14 PM (J70i0)

32 Sweet Georgia Brown is obviously the wrong tune tonight. May I suggest Goodnight Irene.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:16 PM (gvGwC)

33 And I bet you think baseball is ghey too, Jon?
..


All American. Beautiful. A game of statistics and carefully analyzed strategy. Hand eye coordination. Skill. Courage. History.


Basketball. Cute boyz n shortz!


L'homme du homo. Obama's Favorite.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:17 PM (tZC/B)

34 Arizona killed me right out of the gate

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 09:17 PM (Z48ZB)

35
Basketball. Cute boyz n shortz!

...


Or Lesb-gurlz. Sorry. GHEY WYMMINZ!!

Better?

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:18 PM (tZC/B)

36 Oh Jon you're so on it, I'm 5'2" an those guys would kill most women, put us in the hospital anyway.
But poopshooting JEF for sure.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:20 PM (gvGwC)

37 >> Arizona killed me right out of the gate


People should know that when Az has a great team they need to put $100 on them losing in the 1st round.

You'll never go broke following that one simple rule.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2018 09:21 PM (3uPPj)

38 Well hell, I'm outta beer.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:21 PM (ygxHp)

39 So there's basketball going on now?

*pats pockets*

Nope. Must have left all my fcuks in another pair of trousers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2018 09:21 PM (BuS20)

40 Oh Jon you're so on it, I'm 5'2" an those guys would kill most women, put us in the hospital anyway.
..


The NCAA Basketball Crime Stats agree with your assessment.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:22 PM (tZC/B)

41 People should know that when Az has a great team they need to put $100 on them losing in the 1st round.

You'll never go broke following that one simple rule.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2018 09:21 PM (3uPPj)


Yep, great strategy. Same one I used when ever Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Vikings would meet in playoffs back in the day...bet against Dallas was a winner every.single.time.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:24 PM (ygxHp)

42 I went to UMBC for two years. And KSU for two years, and it's local.

Still got no dog in the fight. But by some cosmic harmonic, my clueless picks hold me at 11 in the AoSHQ BB bracket.

My family want to know who I'm rooting for. Injuries was the unexpected answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:27 PM (hyuyC)

43 Guess if I were Irish I'd be drunk an passed out too.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:27 PM (gvGwC)

44 Guess if I were Irish I'd be drunk an passed out too.
Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:27 PM

This is the HQ on a Saturday night. You need an excuse?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2018 09:29 PM (BuS20)

45 HAHAHAHA

ESPN commercial has a millenial ina high chair!!!!

"Da -ad! The WIFI is so slow!!!"


It was worth stealing cable for a day , just for that !!!

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:30 PM (tZC/B)

46 so, little caesars is fgiving away free lunch to everyone who wants one in monday to celebrate the 16 seed beating the 1 seed?

never had little caesars, that I remember, but I may on monday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

47 Moron Bracket Pool:

1. Crinky 34 points
2. PrincesLudwig 34 points
3. Joelivingmobile 34 points
4. BCochran1981 33 points
5. WunderKraut 33 points

Other mentions:

21. CBsDildo 30 points
50. Buzzion 27 points

Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2018 09:30 PM (cAnNx)

48 No excuses RMBS I'm holding my own but there's a big echo in this place.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:31 PM (gvGwC)

49 that pic on the top of the page is priceless. guess that little white guy forgot to check his privilege when he took that ball to the hoop on that huge virgina guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:31 PM (MTjB1)

50 buzzion

My score has no skill involved at all. Trust me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:31 PM (hyuyC)

51 No brackets. No basketball.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

52 No banana

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:33 PM (gvGwC)

53 No excuses RMBS I'm holding my own but there's a big echo in this place.
Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:31 PM

Fair enough. It's quiet in here. Too quiet. *sips Irish whiskey*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2018 09:34 PM (BuS20)

54 51 Insomniac - Nowhere Man

Primitive as can be.

Still, Ginger & Mary Ann would prefer you to the other male castaways, so you got that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

55 Q : What sport is gheyer than basketball?

A : None.

"UH Ref .. HE PUSHED ME!!!"

Fcuk that.

....

NCAA Wrestling Championships on NOW NOW NOW

American kids. Fighting through pain and blood. One Champion. Courage. Guts. Strength. Skill.

Future American Warriors and Leaders !!

God Bless America!


Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:34 PM (tZC/B)

56 I love college basketball.

Yes brackets broken......had Virginia going to championship (of course losing to the Spartans) and Mr. WDS had Arizona going to the championship (and of course losing to the Spartans.

On a brighter note......slow cooker corned beef and cabbage turned out awesome! And Mr. WDS made me BMW cocktails. 1 part Bailey, 1 part Malibu and 1 part Irish whiskey. Oh my! And we are are Irish so not culturally appropriating

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at March 17, 2018 09:36 PM (mMeIQ)

57 What sport is gheyer than basketball?




hockey

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:36 PM (MTjB1)

58 NCAA Wrestling Championships on NOW NOW NOW


A couple of guys grabbing each other around and between the legs? And that's not ghey?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:37 PM (ygxHp)

59 Q : What sport is gheyer than basketball?

A : None.
-----------

*throws flag*

Soccer

1-0, We win! We win!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 09:37 PM (7ThJ3)

60 Q : What sport is gheyer than basketball?

A : None.
-----------

Figure skating?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2018 09:38 PM (7ThJ3)

61 sport is gheyer than basketball?

A : None.
-----------

Figure skating?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March




hockey was already mentioned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:38 PM (MTjB1)

62 What sport is gheyer than basketball?




hockey
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:36 PM (MTjB1)


And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:38 PM (ygxHp)

63

Posted by: Traveling Man
...

Of those that had wrestled throughout America's history, many have
become our greatest leaders. Remarkably, thirteen of the United States
Presidents -Washington, John Adams, Jackson, Taylor, Pierce, Lincoln,
Garfield, Arthur, Theodore Roosevelt, Coolidge, and Eisenhower - have
wrestled.


Your reply, sir ???

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:39 PM (tZC/B)

64 A couple of guys grabbing each other around and between the legs? And that's not ghey?
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&
----------

THAT WAS STOLEN FROM US BY A BUNCHA GREEK HOMOS!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 17, 2018 09:39 PM (5OO3x)

65 how do they separate the men from the boys in hockey? with a stick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:40 PM (MTjB1)

66 Still, Ginger & Mary Ann would prefer you to the other male castaways, so you got that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2018 09:34 PM (hyuyC)

Yeah. Sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

67 Insomniac - Nowhere Man

Primitive as can be.

Still, Ginger & Mary Ann would prefer you to the other male castaways, so you got that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


There's something about an Aqua Velva man !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2018 09:41 PM (rIG58)

68 Of those that had wrestled throughout America's history, many have
become our greatest leaders. Remarkably, thirteen of the United States
Presidents -Washington, John Adams, Jackson, Taylor, Pierce, Lincoln,
Garfield, Arthur, Theodore Roosevelt, Coolidge, and Eisenhower - have
wrestled.

Your reply, sir ???
Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March




sure they wrestled but they were not gay enough to play hockey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:41 PM (MTjB1)

69 So this is Game Thread #2.

One ongoing bit of gaming news is that you can't afford to game, bitchez. The Bitcoin and other blockchain currency-"miners" are buying up the good processors.

from Jim SterDust Sterling- Star Wars: Lootboxlefront II is no longer selling loot boxes!! But they ARE going for microtransactions. Screw those guys in particular. Good thing I'm not paying for any SjW in the near future.

from The Know, EA looks like it's got a stinker on its hands as another dev flees the Anthem project. Run awaaaaay!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 09:43 PM (6FqZa)

70 A couple of guys grabbing each other around and between the legs? And that's not ghey?
...

Actual combat is a painful bitch. Both opponents ONLY intent is to create pain and beat their opponents muhfkn ass.

Hockey has that spirit. Face-offs and face-smashing. Awesome.

Basketball involves lovely ballerina leaps. And bouncing a ball. And whining.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:43 PM (tZC/B)

71 Your reply, sir ???
Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:39 PM (tZC/B)


I used to wrestle a bit in high school back in the day. Decided it was too ghey and played Baseball instead.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:43 PM (ygxHp)

72 Basketball, spirit of the SJW on parade.

Posted by: Simone at March 17, 2018 09:44 PM (gvGwC)

73 Calvin Coolidge playing hockey.



" ... "



" ..."


"... "

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:44 PM (tZC/B)

74 THAT WAS STOLEN FROM US BY A BUNCHA GREEK HOMOS!
Posted by: Al Sharpton


What's really sad is that the Sasanian Empire (in the running for History's Biggest Losers) made the exact same argument about Alexander the Great.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

75 Decided it was too ghey and played Baseball instead.
...

It's good that the sexually insecure can find their place
!!

Baseball is American. And therefore wonderful.

Basketball is a terrible mistake made in the Midwest for those who are afraid of contact.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:46 PM (tZC/B)

76 Basketball is a terrible mistake made in the Midwest for those who are afraid of contact.

Och, contact is fa poofters!

Posted by: Golf at March 17, 2018 09:47 PM (6FqZa)

77 have to agree with cbd, don't especially care about basketball one way or another. hate movies more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:48 PM (MTjB1)

78 My inner circle of college classmates from 47 freakin' yrs ago were all thunderstruck. I don't give a crap unless my alma mater is playing, and I sure as hell don't glue myself to ESPN (the commies) for March coverage. Having said that, my alma mater is Georgetown, and Coach Ewing just signed McClung, so kiss my Hoya butt.

Posted by: Born Free at March 17, 2018 09:48 PM (YX4Hf)

79 Decided it was too ghey and played Baseball instead.

So balls, leather gloves and wooden phallic objects just butched you right up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

80 Finished watching I, Tonya. Sad movie.
Abusive moms are the worst.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:49 PM (hMwEB)

81 Basketball is a terrible mistake made in the Midwest for those who are afraid of contact.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:46 PM (tZC/B)

Yeah...Massachusetts..the mid-West.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2018 09:49 PM (wYseH)

82 It's good that the sexually insecure can find their place
!!

Baseball is American. And therefore wonderful.

Basketball is a terrible mistake made in the Midwest for those who are afraid of contact.
Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:46 PM (tZC/B)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:49 PM (ygxHp)

83 80 Finished watching I, Tonya. Sad movie.
Abusive moms are the worst.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:49 PM (hMwEB)

Haven't seen it but I hear Margot Robbie has a GREAT ASS.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

84 So balls, leather gloves and wooden phallic objects just butched you right up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March




well, when compared with a bunch of icecapades rejects in disco bondage gear fighting over a rubber toy, baseball doesn't seem so gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:50 PM (MTjB1)

85
Yeah...Massachusetts..the mid-West.

...


It was created by a Masshole?


Well.

THAT makes sense.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:51 PM (tZC/B)

86 well, when compared with a bunch of icecapades rejects in disco bondage gear fighting over a rubber toy, baseball doesn't seem so gay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:50 PM (MTjB1)

That's the San Francisco version.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

87 Yeah...Massachusetts..the mid-West.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2018 09:49 PM

To the denizens of Cambridge, western Mass might as well be.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2018 09:51 PM (BuS20)

88 Polo! Now there's a game!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

89 Haven't seen it but I hear Margot Robbie has a GREAT ASS.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 17, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

didn't you see her in Suicide Squad?
very sexxay
surprisingly good actress too
blows JLaw out of the water

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 17, 2018 09:52 PM (hMwEB)

90 Damn if Gonzaga didn't just wake up.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 17, 2018 09:52 PM (ygxHp)

91 Finished watching I, Tonya. Sad movie.
Abusive moms are the worst.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March




someone said the movie was a mashup of cybil, misery, all the right moves.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:53 PM (MTjB1)

92 Polo! Now there's a game!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 09:51 PM

But of course...wait...you said polo. Never be minding.

Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2018 09:54 PM (BuS20)

93 Seriously.


Isaiah Martinez just won his second national championship.

What wrestlers go through all year is nothing short of absolute hell.

It's combat. Brutal and bloody. Just pure will vs will.



Or you know watch basketball... or frisbee golf. Or something.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 09:54 PM (tZC/B)

94 Get your lazy asses to the ONT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2018 09:54 PM (wYseH)

95 Haven't seen Sybil or all the right moves. Misery, I saw.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2018 09:54 PM (6FqZa)

96 while hockey is the gayest sport, wrestling is gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 09:55 PM (MTjB1)

97 So did McCabe make it out of the first round? I wasn't watching?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2018 09:56 PM (7+qdf)

98 So balls, leather gloves and wooden phallic objects just butched you right up.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

Let's talk

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycr8qjxr

Posted by: Negan at March 17, 2018 10:00 PM (Zdm89)

99 Thank you to CBD for the thread. About basketball.

Despite a commenter spilling BLOOD GUTS BLOOD WRESTLE WRESTLE 'MURICA all over the thread.

Posted by: Hands at March 17, 2018 10:36 PM (EzdLW)

100 Despite a commenter spilling BLOOD GUTS BLOOD WRESTLE WRESTLE 'MURICA all over the thread.
..

Sorry you hate America.

Much love.



Loser.

Posted by: Gruesome Jon at March 17, 2018 10:43 PM (tZC/B)

101 Hey!!! You guys! I got an Email from Ibrahim Mustafa Magu and the EFCC Funds Covering Department in Nigeria and apparently I am owed 2.5 MILLION dollars!!! All I have to do is click on a link and give them my bank information and they'll make a direct deposit!!!

Ha ha you losers! I'm Riiiich!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 17, 2018 11:08 PM (70cRb)

102 Hey, where all the Gaelic wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 18, 2018 03:14 AM (HiQSt)

103 Basketball is what I played in HS and my failed attempt to walk on in college but I can't even watch it today. It's a different game and not for the better.

I should probably add I also walked five miles in the snow to school every day. Even in the Summer.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2018 10:42 AM (2DOZq)

104 I can't forget how pathetic the NCAA is, so I no longer watch college sports. Yes, my alma mater was in the tourney. It has been for the last couple of years. Before the NCAA threatened Indiana for protecting Christians, and attacked NC for protecting normal human beings, I obsessively watched. now?

They can FOAD.

Never give anything of value to the Left. That means: if they take over any institution, destroy it

Posted by: Greg Q at March 18, 2018 01:51 PM (PTFwS)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat