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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Report: Hillary Clinton Fractures Wrist After Slipping in BathtubVia PJ Media, this seems too perfect to be true, but she does seem accident-prone. I'm pretty late to this story. But there is what I hope is an update for you.Hillary Clinton's visit to India suffered another setback this week as the former secretary of state fractured her wrist after slipping in the bathtub at the five-star resort where she was staying, according to a report by DNA India. The website reported that Clinton was taken to a hospital in the city of Jodphur at around 5 a.m. local time Wednesday. Clinton underwent an X-ray and a CT scan that confirmed a hairline fracture of her right wrist. The Times of India reported that Clinton had been given a plaster bandage and advised to go for another checkup in three days.I still wouldn't have believed this if not for a picture which does seem to show Hillary Clinton hiding her wrist under the sleeve of an unfortunate, voluminous garment. The wrap, called a kurta, is called by this site "customized" to hide her wrist injury. Hillary was seen in Jaipur on Thursday where she appeared to be adopting an out-of-sight and out-of-mind approach to her recent injury by wearing a kurta that had been customized to make one sleeve longer than other.You need either the heart of a saint or a heart of stone not to laugh. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
The Indians are buying Russian bathtubs, I guess?
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (HKU3C) 2
IF she were in a bath tub at the time and taking a bath, she were naked. God have mercy on the poor bastard that had to come in to see what the screaming was about.
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (xttKs) 3
I will accept nothing less than her slipping and cracking her skull wide open and exiting the mortal plane.
She needs to try harder. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (EoRCO) 4
I don't like to laugh at others' misfortunes, even the misfortunes of my enemies, but yeah, I'm laughing.
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (A/iod) 5
I believe it. Health issues and alcohol combined with a slippery tub.
But, again, if she's so weak and unsteady, how would she fare for four years in the WH? Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (Dy43V) 6
Hide your Boo Boo with a kurta.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (IqV8l) 7
It's already widely rumored that she's got Parkinson's. Mix in a little Osteo with that?
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (xttKs) Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (Mouru) 9
The pic shows Huma on Hill's right, holding the remote control for the powered exoskeleton that's holding her boss up under that muumuu.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (HKU3C) 10
Sweet mother of God, who is giving that woman fashion advice?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Mouru) 11
Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (R5WH+) 12
What does Huma expect to gain sticking with this tumor, honestly?
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (xttKs) 13
Who's her tailor, Omar the Tentmaker?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (k1TUh) 14
There's something kind of odd about her appearance in this photo--likes she's plastered or something. As if she's desperately trying to stand up straight, despite being nearly fall down drunk.
I mean that honestly. Hillary mockery aside she looks odd in that phot. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (nBr1j) 15
I know nobody wants to consider this, but Hillary needs a better support bra.
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (A/iod) 16
tubs and stairs unite!
Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (SJBL7) 17
India. Isn't that where the Booze Traveler drank cow piss?
Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (xttKs) Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (pMGkg) 19
You need either the heart of a saint or a heart of stone not to laugh.
Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM --------- I fear that I am a rock. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (oMtOd) Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT) 21
Bathtub gin.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vDqXW) 22
same hand she tweaked falling down the stairs a day or two ago?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (vwf8z) 23
Love the pants, babe!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Mouru) 24
What's the cover story going to be for her liver transplant?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Uv2+Q) 25
Each outfit she gets up in is worse than the previous! WTH is that undergarment thing?
Posted by: AnnaS at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (S28mG) 26
A kurta is very unforgiving unless you are pretty slender.
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu) 27
So she IS wearing Trudeau costuming!
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (5gaNQ) Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (R5WH+) 29
I have carpal tunnel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (OrxbI) 30
REEEEEEEE~!
Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (KXVP7) 31
Fell in the tub?Give it up Hillary,we all know Huma gives you sponge baths....
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (LiyEm) 32
Remember, all of Hillary's ,mis-steps, pratfalls, fractures,slip n'falls, head bangs and broken bones are only being reported on....because she is NOT president. All of these clumsy, drunken miss-haps would be embargoed if she had been elected.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy) 33
Why was she in a bathtub at 5am? I am hard-pressed to believe that a granny in her 70s is jumping up before dawn to take a bath.
Posted by: sunny-dee at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (QAOZh) 34
Hey, that's Huma, isn't it?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (OrxbI) 35
lol
Posted by: sinalco at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (yODqO) 36
A kurta is very unforgiving unless you are pretty slender.
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu) That's exactly why the Brits used them as their shock infantry units. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (Mouru) 37
Huma looks pretty attractive in her outfit..
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu) 38
Huma: "Yeah no, I'm not wearing one of those."
Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT) 39
Why doesn't she go away and enjoy her grandkids? Really, there was a short period after the election where she looked healthy and a bit happy with getting to be with the kids.
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (J70i0) 40
she's still with Huma? How dat bish nah in bingo?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (V3U1L) 41
Huma in the hooker lipstick.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v) 42
looks like she's got the linda-blair-head-thing going on too.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (SJBL7) 43
37: Who's minding the Weiner spawn? Poor abandoned kid!
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (5gaNQ) 44
That custom made "kurta" could have been used to provide housing for 100 Untouchables.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (eh0Va) 45
I know nobody wants to consider this, but Hillary needs a better support bra.
Posted by: biancaneve at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (A/iod) What you got against stomach tits? Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (xttKs) 46
From the way it looks, I'm guessing they extended the wrong sleeve and she had to wear that thing backwards.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (pMGkg) 47
Is James Comey hiding behind that curtain Hillary is wearing?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (7uYFy) 48
>>Hey, that's Huma, isn't it?
Maybe. But I've been in the joint a long time... I'd have to smell Hillary's wrist to be sure. Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (R5WH+) 49
good news is that she saved money by buying one of Moo-chelle's cast offs...
nasty Demonrat womyn have to stick together you know, to fight the patriarchy! Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (vwf8z) 50
Hello everyone.
I wanted to check in and say hello, and I am greeted by a photograph of an Indian wall hanging draped over a lifeboat. Be back later. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G8hDY) 51
Dressed like that, she looks like a puppet in a Punch & Judy show.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (Mouru) 52
"...out-of-sight and out-of-mind approach to her recent injury by wearing a kurta that had been customized to make one sleeve longer than other."
That isn't customized. The fabric pattern is different. They just sewed some shit they had laying around onto there. That's like saying I customized my 'Vette by bolting an aftermarket Honda Civic spoiler onto the back. Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (HKU3C) 53
Someone needs to pop a balloon near her.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (lKs2v) 54
She's such a f-ing mess. WTF is that thing she is wearing. "Customized" how bout supersized.
We all know the type. I bet her wrist is swollen to the size it does not even look like a human appendage anymore, and it prolly that special shade of black/blue/yellow/brown/green that only a truly frail person gets, allaway to the shoulder. Hey Huma, quite looking at yer phone alla the time. Maybe you could catch her before she faceplants. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz) 55
Thats no Kurta, thats a MooMoo.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (xqfqx) 56
Kurta is for men. That isn't really a kurit either, just a gown.
Posted by: MikeN at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (o/eHL) 57
Again, I hope and pray I live long enough to see this vile, vicious bitch draw her last breath.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (jWe5r) 58
Peoplekind!
Posted by: Trudeu at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (9J46Z) 59
We'll just concede that Hillary has the frump vote locked up?
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (5BVHO) Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (xBSm0) 61
There is a tweet from @WomenintheWorld that announced that the haggard witch will be at their conference in NYC in April. The comments on it are hilarious.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (/5WQL) 62
Huma looks pretty attractive in her outfit..
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu) ------ I agree. Huma's dress is lovely. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (oMtOd) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (vwf8z) 64
>>>24 What's the cover story going to be for her liver transplant?
Your account has been suspended. Posted by: wooga at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (qGehY) 65
I will accept nothing less than her slipping and cracking her skull wide open and exiting the mortal plane.
Poor, poor Mr. Quick. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (OrxbI) Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (n+6mJ) 67
so did they fire that swamp ass FBI guy yet?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L) 68
>>Huma looks pretty attractive in her outfit..
She is framed in a picture with 2 dudes, Hillary and a re-animated, zombified Ethel Merman. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (DG1Fv) 69
Huma looks pretty attractive in her outfit..
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu) Yes. Ther is no in-between. Huma photos are either HOT Huma, or Woof-Woof Huma, and this is definitely HOT Huma.... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy) 70
Break dancing? Like with a wrist?
Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (0ogQG) 71
We want to wish Hilllary a fast recovery and we still love you and Presdent Obama very much......
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (qM84C) 72
Man the HARPOONS!
Posted by: dealkiller at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (xurLg) 73
Ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (xJa6I) Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (dDMQ9) 75
Oh goodie, another fat, shiny, drunk and obnoxious object for us to talk about when Jeff Sessionzzzzzzzzzz hits the snooze button again
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (slZXA) 76
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Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (R5WH+) LOL Talk about Chlamydia Thundershart. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (ymnmz) 77
how is the tub?
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY) 78
Clinton's Indian name is MissSlipsaLot. Or as she is sometimes known...Three Beer Hillary, drinks one spills one and gives one away.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (t0jSk) 79
Fuckin'" 5 star resort" didn't have a walk in tub! ..Hic...
Hillary Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (LiyEm) 80
Looks to me that that is the wrist she caught her self on slipping on the stairs.
I think she broke it slipping on the stairs. And it's just considered too much of a public embarrassment to admit it. Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW) 81
Huma is checking her appointments. She's going to be really busy now that Hillary's wrist is broken.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Mouru) 82
Someone needs to pop a balloon near her.
Posted by: buzzion *snort Pop of a balloon, flash of light.... Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (LTE9d) 83
Bitch needs to stop doing her "Chardonnay Shuffle"
/Just sayin' Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (zro1A) 84
Yeah, Huma's cute. Too bad she's Caligula to Hillary's Tiberius.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (HKU3C) 85
Hello everyone.
I wanted to check in and say hello, and I am greeted by a photograph of an Indian wall hanging draped over a lifeboat. Be back later. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (G8hDY) -------- witchdoktor! So glad to see you. And very glad to see you still have your sense of humor. Hope things are better today, that picture of Hillary notwithstanding. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (oMtOd) 86
Who takes a bath at 5AM?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (l9m7l) Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (0UCQh) 88
and this is definitely HOT Huma....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy) Wow. I guess I'm really missing something here. She's got glasses on that are covering 90% of her face and the dress makes her look like her hips are 4 feet wide...... Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (xttKs) 89
65. Mr Quick dead, yes?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (DG1Fv) 91
She's probably got a gianourmous cast, maybe with really gross external fixators? Naw, she doesn't have the muscle strength to justify external fixators.
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (amEl7) 92
so did they fire that swamp ass FBI guy yet?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L) To ask is to know the answer, my son. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (fiGNd) 93
10 Sweet mother of God, who is giving that woman fashion advice?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Mouru) The Mooch. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (7UW64) 94
Did they send the kid to SA to live with Huma's kin or are the Weiners taking care of the child? He's a bit young for boarding kennel
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (5gaNQ) 95
i think something else happened, I think she had a bad reaction to some Indian seafood curry and underneath that right sleeve is a giant lobster claw.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (k1TUh) 96
So...taken to a hospital at 5AM local.
Which means in the tub around 4 or so. Who the hell takes a bath at that time...even considering jet lag??? More Clinton BS...like the Kennedy's, a family that just won't go away. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Liz Warren at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (y87Qq) 98
She's lying and looking for sympathy.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA) 99
how is the tub?
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (nFwvY) She emptied it of gin when she took that fall.... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (hMwEB) 101
When I see Huma globe-trotting around with Hillary, it really irritates me. She must leave her little toddler home for long periods of time. And it is prolly why she called it quits on the divorce, so the Weiner would stay home with the child. Eek.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (tcwn1) 102
I think she broke it slipping on the stairs. And it's just considered too much of a public embarrassment to admit it.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW) --------- More than publicly admitting you fell in the tub? After the world already saw you go down on the steps and put your hand down to stop yourself? I don't know about that. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (oMtOd) 103
Had Hillary become POTUS, and Huma completed her mission, we would have named cities after Huma, peace be unto her!
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (n+6mJ) 104
Will her cast be magical like McTumor's foot boot?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA) 105
Nice sandals. I guess Crocs aren't available in India.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (Mouru) 106
the smartest woman in the world has the fashion sense and looks of an eighty year old fookin bag lady. what happened?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (KP5rU) 107
Grandma has balance issues, caused by wine and dementia.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (SzZnW) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (LTE9d) 109
The picture's broken, at least in Chrome.
(Vlad Putin sizing up President Hillary would be like Khrushchev looking at Kennedy and deciding to give Cuba a try.) Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR) 110
>>>>>Looks to me that that is the wrist she caught her self on slipping on the stairs.
I think she broke it slipping on the stairs. And it's just considered too much of a public embarrassment to admit it. Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:59 PM . . .Yep, her bones are very brittle. Her bone density is gone from all of those years of heavy drinking. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (+Dllb) 111
88 and this is definitely HOT Huma....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy) Wow. I guess I'm really missing something here. She's got glasses on that are covering 90% of her face and the dress makes her look like her hips are 4 feet wide...... Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (xttKs) And Clown Red hooker lipstick. Yeah I'm not seeing it here. Sometimes she doesn't look bad. This is not one of those times. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (lKs2v) 112
I'm no saint, so I must have a heart of stone ... or the dems have simply convinced me that if I can't Care About Everything, I don't have to Care About Anything.
Yeah, I think that's it. Posted by: empire1 at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (u62Wp) 113
That's a scarf or a bed sheet wrapped around her neck and arm. The patterns of the heifer sized muumuu and bed sheet are similar but different. Why hide a cast or bandage if it is already reported? Maybe it looks like a claw or hook.
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (LfJIn) 114
I don't buy the bath story. She was drunk and still pissed about slipping twice and being caught on camera for the world to see.
BTW Huma, how is your little boy while the Weiner is in prison? Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (oiNtH) 115
Nice sandals. I guess Crocs aren't available in India.
Posted by: Cicero Even Indians have standards. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (LTE9d) Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (xqfqx) 117
they aren't supposed to give you a liver transplant if you haven't stopped the behavior that got you to that point...
unless, of course, you're filthy rich. looking at you, David Crosby. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (vwf8z) 118
Words fail...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (Zdm89) 119
And it is prolly why she called it quits on the divorce, so the Weiner would stay home with the child. Eek.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (tcwn1) Spouses can't be compelled to testify against each other, iirc. Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (HKU3C) 120
" akurta customized to have one sleeve longer" to hide the injury.
Wow, that's some quick stagework...almost like they're used to having clothes customized to hide injuries and other...stuff. Colostomy bags? Twitching limbs? What else??? Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI) 121
Fashion designers the world over are running screaming for their mimosas!
Posted by: mikeyslaw at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (JZJ9v) 122
Just like us! We can all get a garment customized within hours to cover injuries related to our drinking
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (wdmm9) 123
[And Clown Red hooker lipstick. Yeah I'm not seeing it here. Sometimes she doesn't look bad. This is not one of those times.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (lKs2v) Phew....thanks. I thought my low standards were way too high all the sudden. Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:02 PM (xttKs) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (LTE9d) 125
A video of the Clinton waddle would add humor to this post.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (7ZVPa) 126
Look at the picture close up. hillary's right foot is swollen badly. She not only broke her wrist in that fall, she tore her foot up also.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (+Dllb) 127
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-- Sweet mother of God, who is giving that woman fashion advice? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM ----------------------------- I think they just keep throwing more clothing on her until the other people in the room stop vomiting. Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (pMGkg) 128
Huma is looking good!
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (rBnYq) 129
A CT scan for a broken wrist? Or as long as she was already there did the use it as cover to do a CT scan on her brain pan.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (aVYsC) 130
All the dressmakers were closed so she had to settle for an awning manufacturer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Mouru) 131
The picture's broken, at least in Chrome.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR) ------------ Listen, count your blessings and thank God for small favors. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (oMtOd) 132
Every picture I see of Huma she's holding that fucking phone.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr) 133
It was the sidewalk! The sidewalk jumped up and hit me in the face.
Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Zdm89) 134
Looks like an extras call for a bad Star Trek episode.
Posted by: WTF? at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (EJZ4y) 135
And looking at that photo, I'm thinking: the amount of money these people have, and they look like this on a junket where they're being photographed for publications worldwide?
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (U6XUk) 136
i had no idea they made orthopedic sandals. must have picked them up in brattleboro.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (KP5rU) 137
Huma, the poster girl for bad life choices. You can't pick yer family buy yer employer and friends are a different story.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (xqfqx) 138
Gee, that's too bad. Hope she feels better.
My flight for Pedo Island leaves is 20 minutes. I hate this damn snow! Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (O5Q3r) 139
No stairs in evidence anywhere. They're getting smarter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (rBnYq) 140
132 Anthony is always sending dick pics....
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (LiyEm) 141
All the dressmakers were closed so she had to settle for an awning manufacturer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Mouru) Dress by Sundowner. Posted by: Sponge at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (xttKs) 142
In bad weather, the dress doubles as an umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (Mouru) 143
98 She's lying and looking for sympathy.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA) +++ Why would she lie? She just came off the "falling down backwards going downstairs and breaking her toe while running and holding on to a cup of coffee" gambit. Why make up another story on falling and breakage? Doesn't make her look good in the least. Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (tcwn1) 144
132 Every picture I see of Huma she's holding that fucking phone.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr) App to control the the exosuit Hillary is wearing to keep her moving. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (lKs2v) Posted by: Anthony Wiener at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (d9IQg) 146
Jeff Sessions on Monday " Why didn't you guys wake me up on Friday? I wuz gonna fire that guy!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (k1TUh) 147
Kaiser Wilhelm had custom made clothing to hide one arm, too. He also had some similar ideas as to his power in the world.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (7ZVPa) 148
Who the hell takes a bath at that time...even considering jet lag???
======== Odds on she got drunk and fell down, and they waited for her to sober up before they took her to the ER . . . Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (dW0m/) 149
Wow, Hillary's feet are on backwards.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (l9m7l) 150
Her edema is terrible. She's got something bad. Maybe congestive heart failure.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV) Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Dn4Uq) 152
For people who want to avoid these threads and wallow in misery,hit the HotAir button.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm) 153
116 Bath tub eh...Thats a lot of of water displacement.
Posted by: dananjcon it was full. had a whole gallon in it. Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (nFwvY) 154
105 Nice sandals. I guess Crocs aren't available in India.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM Leper's sandals. Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (LfJIn) 155
You need either the heart of a saint or a heart of stone not to laugh.
Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM --------- I have the heart of a patriot. I am laughing my ass off. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (uDcBt) 156
Fortunately, they have plenty of gin in India
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (rBnYq) 157
A CT scan for a broken wrist?
Posted by: Buzzsaw ---------------- Yeah, that's not right...not even close. Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Zdm89) 158
Huma, the poster girl for bad life choices. You can't pick yer family buy yer employer and friends are a different story.
Who's watching her kid? I figured that was the only reason she kept Carlos around, but he's in jail. Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (O5Q3r) 159
134 Looks like an extras call for a bad Star Trek episode."
And underneath that right sleeve Hillary's got this big honking mecha-arm like Jean Luc got when was turned into a Borg. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (k1TUh) 160
wtf make FAB's clothes?? Omar The Tentmaker ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (y3aQB) 161
>>BTW Huma, how is your little boy while the Weiner is in prison?
That poor kid! Is he being raised by Muslim Sisterhood granny? I'm thinking Huma *can't* quit after being responsible for Hillz's loss. You know, the real reason: 60K+ emails w/classified info/attachment found in late October. Not the surprise they were planning in, huh? Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (bB4HN) 163
>>>>>Who the hell takes a bath at that time...even considering jet lag???
======== Odds on she got drunk and fell down, and they waited for her to sober up before they took her to the ER . . . Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM . . .The wife and I are usually in the shower at that time. That is if the dogs let us sleep in past 0430. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (+Dllb) 164
If you have a vodka in one hand it's tough to reach for the grab rail in the tub with the other hand.
But I think the solution for Hillary is to walk down more stairs. Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Sda6L) 165
Em, is that Huma to the right?
Those cheap ass hotels, man. They upgrade the bathrooms by installing fiberglass tub inserts. The problem is that when you're standing in the tub you expect that the floor outside the tub is about the same level as inside, but because of the insert and can be a couple of inches lower. Step out, misjudge the distance, lurch forward, fall, break wrist. I know, it happened to me once. Poor gal, just can't get good fortune to comer her way. Posted by: steve walsh at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (9u4i0) 166
even Hillary's stretch marks have breaking points
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (FZYNt) 167
Her edema is terrible. She's got something bad. Maybe congestive heart failure.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV) I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Mouru) 168
What do Clinton and the Prime Minister of India have in common?
Neither will ever be President of the United States! Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (wWJIH) 169
Cankles ,fucking coffee cans.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (LiyEm) 170
hILLRY looks she's high as a tick on flea dust.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr) 171
Hail! Hail! Fire and snow.
Friendly Angel we will go, Far away for to see Melvin Belli come to me. Posted by: Rochester at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (loZXu) 172
Look at the picture close up. hillary's right foot is swollen badly. She not only broke her wrist in that fall, she tore her foot up also.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman Elephantitis = elephant feets Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (LTE9d) 173
when her foot slipped on that stair, she actually caught herself fairly well, with a little help, but most weight on the one leg ... she handled it OK. but the second slip? maybe her shoe/sandal was part way off. But the fact she had someone on one arm showed she is not good on stairs.
But now the wrist ... accident prone, or drinking a lot of vodka? and why is she in India? Trying to collect on some old pay to play deals? Marketing some children, or some files with more of our tech she had saved back? Does she fly her own plane with diplomatic immunity? (ie, no searches) Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (bT8Z4) 174
I agree with the poster who said that there's something not quite right about that photo. Hillary DOES have an odd stance.
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another. Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy) 175
129 A CT scan for a broken wrist? Or as long as she was already there did the use it as cover to do a CT scan on her brain pan.
Scaphoid fractures are hard to see on XR. When you have unlimited funds, CT it is! Us plebes get a splint and follow up X-rays in a couple weeks. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wdmm9) 176
Report: Hillary Clinton Fractures Wrist After Slipping in Bathtub
I don't want to see any pictures of this. I'm happy to just take your word for it. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (8gDQu) 177
She's gonna break my broken-bones record, dammit!
Posted by: Zombie Evel Kneivel at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Dn4Uq) 178
It's worth noting that her shoes are now strapped on.
Posted by: Slab of Meat at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Zdm89) 179
153 116 Bath tub eh...Thats a lot of of water displacement.
Posted by: dananjcon it was full. had a whole gallon in it. Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM That tub is the size of a cattle plunge dip for ticks. Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (LfJIn) 180
This isn't funny. That's her drinking hand.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7RqXg) 181
Sorry guys. I forgot and left the cap off the KY warming gel. It's slippery.
Huma already gave me a spanking for the mistake. You can too for only one dollar! Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Dancing for Dollars at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (8OpRV) 182
Good news and bad news department: The good news is that Clinton is in bad shape and getting worse. The bad news is that she may not make it to the 2020 campaign season.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7ZVPa) 183
Weiner is in lock up at a Fed Prison in MA. 21 month sentence for his sexting.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (oiNtH) 184
She looks baked out of her gourd.
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (7HtZB) 185
178 It's worth noting that her shoes are now strapped on.
Posted by: Slab of Meat don't mention strap-on Posted by: Huma at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (FZYNt) 186
We do not support this woman.
Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA) 187
Hey, who's that hot chick standing next to Hillary?
Guess she wasn't able to catch Hillary fast enough during... bath time. IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (pZox7) 188
I wouldn't want to be the one extricating her royal flubbery from its bathtub. Can you imagine having to tame a soapy, cranky, drunk, conniving, bitchy, elitist human whale from a simple bath tub? In India?
/Me either. Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (zro1A) 189
Even as we speak, Satan is testing his escalator for Felonia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL) 190
Where's Bill?
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (U6XUk) 191
Wait, she went to the hospital at 5:00 AM, which means the accident happened when?
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (tX3BM) 192
At this point her handlers should dispense with shoes completely and just push her around on a dolly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru) 193
I'm thinking Huma *can't* quit after being responsible for Hillz's loss. You know, the real reason: 60K+ emails w/classified info/attachment found in late October. Not the surprise they were planning in, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM Probably a lot to this...only way to stay ahead of it all is to stay in the swamp. Or she is an extraordinarily stupid woman. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (0tfLf) 194
The wrap, called a kurta, is called by this site "customized" to hide her wrist injury.
I doubt that. Justin Trudeau just wore that exact same dress while he was in India and Shrillary just borrowed it from him - she was so impressed with how he fit in with the natives, there. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (8gDQu) 195
187 Hey, who's that hot chick standing next to Hillary?
Guess she wasn't able to catch Hillary fast enough during... bath time. IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: GuyfromNH I hear Huma gives great cat baths Posted by: Rick in SK at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (FZYNt) 196
Someone needs to photoshop the Death Of Marat painting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (wWJIH) 197
I for one have the heart of an engraved saint. You know, like the statues in churches.
So it is a heart of stone *and* of a saint. Posted by: T at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (sb146) 198
>>Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg) 199
191 Wait, she went to the hospital at 5:00 AM, which means the accident happened when?
Beer O'Clock Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Dn4Uq) 200
Huma: "Hillary! Hillary! What's wrong?" Hillary: "Argle bargle." Huma:"Shit! She's drunk again." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Zdm89) 201
174 I agree with the poster who said that there's something not quite right about that photo. Hillary DOES have an odd stance.
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another. Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy) Like I said. Huma's holding the phone because it has the App to control Hillary's exo suit. And you can never quite get those things to move naturally no matter how hard you try. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (lKs2v) 202
190 As far away as he could possibly be with as many looses broads as his weak heart can survive.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (LiyEm) 203
168 What do Clinton and the Prime Minister of India have in common?
Neither will ever be President of the United States! Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (wWJIH) Not so fast there. Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB) 204
92 so did they fire that swamp ass FBI guy yet?
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (V3U1L) To ask is to know the answer, my son ------------ whew. I was worried the world was getting too screwed up and GOP rules were being applied to our elite swamp overlords of the DNC. Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (V3U1L) 205
>>>>>Her edema is terrible. She's got something bad. Maybe congestive heart failure.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV) I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM . . .She looks horrible. "Edema can be the result of medication, pregnancy or an underlying disease often congestive heart failure, kidney disease or cirrhosis of the liver." Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb) 206
Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes.
I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over. Gonna' have that in my next house. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (fiGNd) 207
Yeah, right, there is no ct scan for a broken bone. They were looking for something else, even with spinal fractures, it's an MRI, not a CT scan. CT scans are done for internal organs, obstructions, etc. Are they thinking her carotid artery(s) are blocked?
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (CAKgV) 208
So that is what they call an over-sized shower curtain in India. Good to see Hillary has her professional ass sniffer Huma in tow for the occasion.
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (yhf6w) 209
We do not support this woman.
Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA) That's why we invented cranes, I suppose. Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (zro1A) 210
Bob Dole should have thought of that "longer sleeve" thingie
Now, if you'll excuse Bob Dole, Bob Dole has to call Bob Dole's tailor Posted by: Bob Dole at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ZQfW9) 211
Poor gal, just can't get good fortune to comer her way.
Posted by: steve walsh at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM (9u4i0) My Give-a Fuck-O-Meter would probably have ticked a tiny bit if she hadn't spurred the Resistance and stayed home and shut the fuck up. Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (7uYFy) 212
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-- We do not support this woman. Posted by: Crocs(tm) at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM ------------------ And I can not. Posted by: D9 Cat at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (pMGkg) 213
At what point has Huma Abedin had enough of this shit ? I mean, good lord. Attach your parasitic ass to a LIVE dog, at least. That one has one foot in the grave, and politically, it's a disgusting, smelly carcass.
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (DIieJ) 214
Is that Blythe Danner with her? Old skeletal thing....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE) 215
That humungous dress is also large enough to hide some industrial sized Depends.
Just sayin'. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (CAKgV) Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA) 218
Russian bots hacked the powered exoskeleton's OS! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (XWkhW) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (LTE9d) 220
Probably not heart failure, only one leg swollen. Could be elephantiasis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (wdmm9) 221
Lookit that dopey smile on her face. I know that dopey smile. I get it every time I have to take a major pain killer due to surgery or injury. That is the happy contented face of someone who is high as a kite and just pleased to be out side looking at shit.
Power through it baby! Power through! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz) 222
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg) The Balloons are back. Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aVYsC) 223
189 Even as we speak, Satan is testing his escalator for Felonia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL) I don't really have to spend eternity locked down here with her, do I? Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB) 224
Is that Blythe Danner with her? Old skeletal thing....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE) The one with the steam-treated pussy? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (8gDQu) 225
At what point has Huma Abedin had enough of this shit ?
======== She's freed upon Hillary's death. It's in her will. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (vg8iE) 226
Hey! Don't disrespect by beloved wife!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (8OpRV) 227
What a chore it must be to try and make her presentable to the public day after day, and after all of her medical problems.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (7ZVPa) Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (oMtOd) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (OrxbI) 230
So that's what happened to the shower curtain that disappeared in 1973!
Posted by: Cerdic519 at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (Mf+VA) 231
Why was she in a bathtub at 5am? I am hard-pressed to believe that a granny in her 70s is jumping up before dawn to take a bath. Posted by: sunny-dee See: Key Pittman Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (BWL+E) 232
Her stylist must be punking her. There's no other scenario that makes sense.
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (1l010) Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ECLaL) 234
Why was she in a bathtub at 5am? I am hard-pressed to believe that a granny in her 70s is jumping up before dawn to take a bath.
========= She just passed out there the night before. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE) 235
I won't laugh 'til she swings. And even then, it'll just be a quiet chuckle.
I guess that puts me in the "heart of stone" camp. As long as she's on this side of grave, I just can't find anything funny about her. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (AzW6q) 236
>> Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes.
>>I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over. Pretty much what I put in my master bath. Ruins you for all other showers, though. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (d9IQg) 237
192 At this point her handlers should dispense with shoes completely and just push her around on a dolly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru) Hahaha! I remember you from the old LGF days. Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (zro1A) 238
My Give-a Fuck-O-Meter would probably have ticked a tiny bit if she hadn't spurred the Resistance and stayed home and shut the fuck up.Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:10 PM (7uYFy)
Aw, you sound nice. My give-a-fuck-o-meter is stuck on vast-right-wing-conspriacy and email bleaching. Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (CAKgV) 239
174 I agree with the poster who said that there's something not quite right about that photo. Hillary DOES have an odd stance.
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another. Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy) - I think she's dreaming about the "out of this world" vodka tonic she had with breakfast and can't wait for a second, *urp*, third one. Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT) 240
198 >>Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another.
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM Situational awareness. Something she learned in Bosnia. Getting ready to dodge some sniper fire. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf) 241
May we presume Huma is her chief-of-staff at the going rate of gazillions per year?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (fKzbc) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (BWL+E) 243
I still stand by my Parkinson's guess. Constant falls, unsteady gait (look at the position of her feet), the apparent mini seizures, the vision problems.... It all matches up to what Pooky's grandma has, and she agrees with me that it's possible Hillary has Parkinson's.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants some global warming at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (XKZwp) Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (vg8iE) 245
92 At this point her handlers should dispense with shoes completely and just push her around on a dolly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Mouru) Hahaha! I remember you from the old LGF days. Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (zro1A) Sssshhhhhhh!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (Mouru) 246
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>>>>>Her edema is terrible. She's got something bad. Maybe congestive heart failure. Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:05 PM (CAKgV) I'll say. It has reached Stage IV at least. That's "Manatee." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:06 PM . . .She looks horrible. "Edema can be the result of medication, pregnancy or an underlying disease often congestive heart failure, kidney disease or cirrhosis of the liver." Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb) She does go to great lengths to hind that huge globe like belly that seems to be present in liver illnesses. It was very spherical in that fall. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz) 247
10 Sweet mother of God, who is giving that woman fashion advice?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) It's still not as bad as that grandma housecoat thing with the big, square pockets that she wore during the campaign. But to answer your question, my guess is that after suffering from her drunken abuse, staff members send her out in hideous outfits to get back at her. "Yeah, Ms Clinton, that tent dress doesn't make your ass look big at all." Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (+lVUW) 248
Hillary is not president
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (CAKgV) 249
228 I clicked the link ace gave us right above Hillary's picture. Oh dear.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (oMtOd) Is that her big black dude "doctor/SS agen" with her? Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB) 250
And Huma is the last thing she sees when nodding off each night?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fKzbc) 251
She always hangs in a buffalo stance
She takes a dive every time she dance... Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (Dn4Uq) 252
She got drunk fell down and then they waited for her to sober up, then took her to hospital.
Or, this profoundly neurologically challenged old woman, who has to maintain a semblance of cognition in public, routinely rises at 4am because sleep isn't necessarily for someone in her position. Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (LGBR7) 253
Calcium Fortified Value Rite---A gift whose time has come.
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (5BVHO) 254
243. Quite possible. And it's my second-favorite guess. First is kuru with Korsikoff related complications.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL) 255
I guess I'm on the outs with the heterosexual conservative / libertarian set.
First they tell me that Katy Perry is "ghastly", and now I'm told Huma is "HOT". I'm about 99% sure neither of those statements is REMOTELY true. Least of all in THAT picture. Even if it did show her as "hot", wouldn't it have to be in focus ? Come on people. If you're that hard up, google some shit and work it out on your own. Good lord. Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (DIieJ) 256
I agree with the poster who said that there's something not quite right about that photo. Hillary DOES have an odd stance.
Her head and neck are going in one direction, her tiny feet in another. Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM my first though was she looked like the Reverend Jim Ignatowski when he heard the "voices" Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (ZQfW9) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (eMKNe) 258
Hey! Where's epipen guy?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA) 259
>>Every picture I see of Huma she's holding that fucking phone.
Seem to recall with the WikiLeaks/email leaks that Huma is in possession of Hillary's phone a lot - to the point that she was even pissing off Bill by blocking his access to her. How much is she victim vs. handler/controlling body woman doing her best 'weekend at Bernie's' to get Hillz around while being ValJar jr. when Hillz is napping/passed out/at-home hospital bedbound? Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI) 260
Pretty much what I put in my master bath. Ruins you for all other showers, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:12 PM (d9IQg) Did you use a conventional drain ? I just stayed at a place where the drain was recessed, under a raised tile. It just looked like the water disappeared. I don't know about maintenance, but it looked cool as shit. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fiGNd) 261
"Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters."
But, only if fully submerged for 15 minutes Posted by: jhstuart at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (79gcP) 262
I clicked the link ace gave us right above Hillary's picture. Oh dear.
Posted by: bluebell Dear Lord, I did to. Don't do it horde! Let's just say she needs a better bra. Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH) 263
Is that her big black dude "doctor/SS agen" with her?
Posted by: satan at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB) -------- I didn't notice and you really don't expect me to click that again, do you? Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oMtOd) 264
I'm guessing Hillary isn't staying in your typical third world hotel with shower and toilet all in one space. And with a widow maker shower.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (nBr1j) 265
She falls alot, maybe its time for a walker? There is no shame in using mobility aids if you can admit you need assistance. . She is dishonest scum on so many fronts. I wish she would go away.
PS... I use a cane or a walker or even a wheelchair depending on the situation: I'm not ashamed at all. Fuck her sideways with a barbed pineapple or Humas dick. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (0OmEj) 266
She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg) Her presidency Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (lKyWE) 267
I'm screenshoting Everything you guys say about my wife!
I mean it! This is not cool. It's the exact opposite of cool. It's hot. Mmmmmmmm Posted by: Anthony Weiner - naked and loving it at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (8OpRV) 268
I still stand by my Parkinson's guess. Constant falls, unsteady gait (look at the position of her feet), the apparent mini seizures, the vision problems.... It all matches up to what Pooky's grandma has, and she agrees with me that it's possible Hillary has Parkinson's.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants some global warming at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (XKZwp) Does Parkinson's create that kind of edema though and the congestive heart failure cough? That's what I thought at first, but those cankles are epic. Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (CAKgV) Posted by: Blythe Danner at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r) 270
Scaphoid fractures are hard to see on XR. When you have unlimited funds, CT it is! Us plebes get a splint and follow up X-rays in a couple weeks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 04:07 PM (wdmm9) I had a cast for eight weeks, to be sure. Scaphoid is a tricky little bastard, that's for sure. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (7UW64) 271
Who gets a shower at 5 am?
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (mk7Bj) 272
Could they just be truthful about her medical condition? No; I guess not; They're not truthful about anything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (8+Ozj) 273
The fact that she refuses to use a cane or walker tells me she's running for POTUS again.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (Dn4Uq) 274
Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes.
I like the ones where the shower floor is "on grade" with the rest of the bathroom - and you've just got the short raised ring of tile to step over. Gonna' have that in my next house. Posted by: ScoggDog You'd be thrilled with the showers in SE Asia. They are all at grade and share tiles with the toilet! And your bedroom! And the neighbor's bathroom .... Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (KXVP7) 275
I don't know how Hillary would keep water in the tip since she's so dry down there it would soak it all up.
( okay that's a paraphrase of Joan Rivers joking it would have been impossible for her to drown in the bathtub like Whitney Houston) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (wWJIH) 276
Hilariously, the hotel says she broke her wrist someplace else, and not in the hotel tub (as she is claiming). Also, as posters were saying earlier, the hospital says she arrived fresh from her injury at 5 am, local time. Hardly likely she was taking a bath, where ever she was.
Hillary can't even tell the truth about a cracked wrist bone. Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (rBnYq) 277
Don't actors have to wake up ungodly early when they have a 4 hour makeup session for some roles to make them look like the proper character.
Hilllary was probably up so her makeup artists could make her look human. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (lKs2v) 278
Not my President. Thank heavens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 04:13 PM (BWL+E) She wouldn't have been, anyway-- not really. Her layers of handlers would have brought her shit to sign, written her speeches, etc. Schumer and the rest would take the legislative lead and she'd just nod and smile. Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (HKU3C) 279
A common injury in the newly approved Olympic event of fisting
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (VWsDy) 280
She's rockin' that Fred Mertz body!
Posted by: Doc Samson at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ZZtOH) 281
Also, there's something really annoying when these liberals go to a foreign country wearing the country's native costume. I can't wait to see Trudeau or Hillary go to Germany wearing lederhosen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW) 282
Wait, I was wrong. Parkinson's does present with edema in some patients.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (CAKgV) 283
258 Hey! Where's epipen guy?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA) He might be in there. There's a big black guy next to her in the article linked, not sure if he's the same guy. Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (7HtZB) 284
BTW, I think the whole "falling down the stairs" thing, despite the story at the link, is about 1% "damn these shoes", and 99% "Mmm... CHarDonaaayyYYyy..."
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (DIieJ) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (wWJIH) 286
Seem to recall with the WikiLeaks/email leaks that Huma is in possession
of Hillary's phone a lot - to the point that she was even pissing off Bill by blocking his access to her. Well, you know THAT'S bullshit. Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (O5Q3r) 287
And in that first picture, Hillary definitely has a "Huma, what planet is this, again?" look about her.
Posted by: deadrody at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (DIieJ) 288
281 Also, there's something really annoying when these liberals go to a foreign country wearing the country's native costume. I can't wait to see Trudeau or Hillary go to Germany wearing lederhosen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW) But a Trump cabinet secretary saying "good day" in Japanese is racist. Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (7HtZB) 289
222 She's looking at, or at least seeing, something nobody else is aware of.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (d9IQg) The Balloons are back. Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (aVYsC) +++ LOL. Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (tcwn1) 290
281 Also, there's something really annoying when these liberals go to a foreign country wearing the country's native costume. I can't wait to see Trudeau or Hillary go to Germany wearing lederhosen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW) Dirndl for Hillary. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (nBr1j) 291
You'd be thrilled with the showers in SE Asia. They are all at grade and share tiles with the toilet! And your bedroom! And the neighbor's bathroom ....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (KXVP7) Was just there. Yeah - we're gonna' modify that approach a bit. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (fiGNd) 292
258 Hey! Where's epipen guy?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA) Code Name: Ahab Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Mouru) 293
Oh, I know why the native outfits bother me. It smacks of shallow affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW) 294
280
She's rockin' that Fred Mertz body! Posted by: Doc Samson at March 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ZZtOH) LOL Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz) 295
I'm guessing Hillary isn't staying in your typical third world hotel with shower and toilet all in one space. And with a widow maker shower.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:16 PM (nBr1j) She really ought to be staying in a place where the shower, toilet, and sink were all in one space, with the bunk. If there were any justice. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq) 296
>>Did you use a conventional drain ?
I just stayed at a place where the drain was recessed, under a raised tile. Conventional. But all of the stone is set in mud, so I was able to get it pretty shallow. You barely notice it. But I think I could dig on the hidden drain, too. Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (d9IQg) 297
And it tends to be unilateral swelling. Parkinson's can also be present more on one side than the other which is why one side keeps giving out.
This bitch knew she was sick but kept up the act. Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (CAKgV) 298
>>>66 Why the Fighting 69th leads off the St. Patrick's Day Parade
https://tinyurl.com/ybhybpmx Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (n+6mJ) Thanks! Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (U6XUk) 299
292 258 Hey! Where's epipen guy?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA) Code Name: Ahab Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Mouru) Because he gets to stab the white whale? Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v) 300
Quite possible. And it's my second-favorite guess. First is kuru with Korsikoff related complications.
Earwigs. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:19 PM (OrxbI) 301
no money man can win her love
it's sweetness that she's thing of Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (nFwvY) 302
She isn't wearing any sort of brassiere.
That women needs some serious help. Preferably in a locked facility. Soon. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (7UW64) 303
Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes. Ironically, that's exactly what Frau Gruppencankles had in mind for us unpeople from Jesusland. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (XWkhW) 304
I laugh at her as she is a mean, twisted woman. She just said that white men tell white women who to vote for. Go F ' yourself hag. By the way, you look ridiculous and people are laughing at you.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (oiNtH) 305
She looks like she's floating. Time for another handful of pills.
At least they've let her out on the flats, she has a history with grade changes. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr) 306
There's some Dr's anonymous report on youtube saying that she has subcortical vascular dementia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LTE9d) 308
And of course, right by her side is Wormtongue, er...I mean Huma. Ever faithful to her meal ticket.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (oyCqX) 309
She broke ot on those stairs,the tub story is,get this,a LIE.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LiyEm) 310
Ironically, that's exactly what Frau Gruppencankles had in mind for us unpeople from Jesusland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (XWkhW) Golf. Clap. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (fiGNd) 311
Chuck Ross on twitter says a source close to General Flynn camp says they might look into the new relevations about Strzok/Page & Contreras
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (y3aQB) 312
250 And Huma is the last thing she sees when nodding off each night?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (fKzbc) No, that's the pink elephant. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (RD7QR) 313
I think I've figured out what's wrong with this photo. Hillary's not actually there. She was photoshopped in.
How's that for a conspiracy theory. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j) 314
Enough of this shit. So was Strzok fired?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7uYFy) 315
293 Oh, I know why the native outfits bother me. It smacks of shallow affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW) Well, yeah, but she's no-ways tahhrd, now that she carries hot sauce with her all the time. Y'know. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7UW64) 316
Walk In Showers, man. Accept No Substitutes.
-- Ironically, that's exactly what Frau Gruppencankles had in mind for us unpeople from Jesusland. Posted by: IllTemperedCur -- Walk in. Wheeled out. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (LTE9d) 317
307 And with a widow maker shower.
Posted by: Northernlurker Shower hooked up to a toaster??? Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LTE9d) Not quite but close. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (nBr1j) 318
Hillary screaming in her MedAlert bracelet:
"Help! I lost in 2016 and I can't get up!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2018 04:15 PM (eMKNe) Correction: "Help! I lost in 2016 and I can't shut up!!" heh Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (zro1A) 319
I think I've figured out what's wrong with this photo. Hillary's not actually there. She was photoshopped in.
How's that for a conspiracy theory. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j) Her head does look really tiny compared to everything and everyone else.... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (7uYFy) 320
The blonde woman in the photo which you get by clicking on it doesn't look too thrilled with Huma.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (8+Ozj) 321
Maybe coming out of the tub she tripped on Huma? Or are we sticking with the number one possibility, a heady combination of Chardonnay and Ambien?
Posted by: Carlos Danger (please send lube) at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (pYQR/) 322
I think I've figured out what's wrong with this photo. Hillary's not actually there. She was photoshopped in.
How's that for a conspiracy theory. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (nBr1j) Naw. They would have inserted a version that has two normal hands. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (Mouru) 323
I clicked the link ace gave us right above Hillary's picture. Oh dear.
Posted by: bluebell As did I and I saw something. So I checked all the links and pictures. Did you notice that not one of the support staff, guards and guides...any of the people with her, are smiling? Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf) 324
315 293 Oh, I know why the native outfits bother me. It smacks of shallow affectation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW) Well, yeah, but she's no-ways tahhrd, now that she carries hot sauce with her all the time. Y'know. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7UW64) Did she talk like Apu? Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (nBr1j) 325
Maybe Hillary is looking for The Beatles.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (7uYFy) 326
315
293 Oh, I know why the native outfits bother me. It smacks of shallow affectation. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2018 04:18 PM (+lVUW) Why is the left not screaming bloody murder at this blatant cultural appropriation! White privilege! Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (oyCqX) 327
314: You mean McCabe, and there's been no report that little Jeff fired him.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5gaNQ) 328
She was in a tub? I thought her species would rather bathe in the river.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr) 329
That's a lot of fabric. Probably could clothe 10-15 kids in Jaipur.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (gbWkA) 330
What's that on the bottom right of the photo ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (wWJIH) 331
Yeah, the whole "making one sleeve longer to cover sh*t up" is pretty much exactly the opposite of what should be happening, Mrs President Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (zuUwB) 332
Enough of this shit. So was Strzok fired?Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:21 PM (7uYFy)
The theory is that he has not been fired and is cooperating with the IG. It's better he's not because without a special counsel he's out of reach of the investigation at DoJ. Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (CAKgV) 333
When you don't want to laugh at Hillary being a fat, drunk, jackass breaking her wrist remember Hillary let 4 die in Benghazi and lied to the faces of their loved ones. Oh, and she had a guy put in jail for a year that had nothing to do with it.
She deserves your scorn, your laughter and your spit. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U+nHb) Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U6XUk) 335
Students in Chicago show the proper way to protest guns
Trash a Walmart. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya9qu7ar Link to dailymail Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (aVYsC) 336
Why was she in the bathtub. I thought she was just licked clean by her sycophant followers.
Posted by: David at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (T2uZP) 337
Drunk again... My guess.... So how many here think Sessions is gonna fire McCabe?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (O2RFr) 338
When you click on the picture, you can see Jimmy Kimmel photobombing Hillary and Huma....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7uYFy) 339
Much as I enjoy knowing this shambling revenant continues her slow and agonizing crawl to her final destination, I'm a bit pissed - less than half an hour to fire that son of a bitch McCabe.
My expectations are so low right now that I'm hoping this guy what deserves a trebuchet launch at least loses his pension. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (pMGkg) 341
Good cover story. Huma must have closed her legs suddenly. Call from Weiner? Posted by: Sphynx at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OZmbA) 342
333 yep. Hang her high. That's all I'll ever have to say about any Clinton. Or their friends. Or their friends' dogs. This is no laughing matter.
Justice delayed is justice denied. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (AzW6q) 343
I assume the MFM is going on about how elegant Hillary is.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (nBr1j) 344
East coast liberals seem to be, on average, some of the worse dressed people on the planet.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (gbWkA) 345
You mean McCabe, and there's been no report that little Jeff fired him.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5gaNQ) Only because Jeff is extremely busy, behind the scenes, doing super-important investigative shit. These things take time. Or so I'm told. When it becomes obvious that nothing will come of this magical, mystical IG report ... will somebody give me the All-Clear to I Told You So all these Sessions Apologists ? Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (fiGNd) 346
Oh my lord, wear a dang bra, woman!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI) 347
She broke ot on those stairs,the tub story is,get this,a LIE.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:20 PM (LiyEm) ......... That's what I thought. Can't picture her in a tub. MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr) 348
I remember this Mumu wearing dried up piece of excrement saying that Mahatma Gandhi used to operate a gas station in St. Louis, MO.
Of course, the NYT's disappeared her apology (article)...but you can still find it. Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (h0Jtg) 349
I mean that honestly. Hillary mockery aside she looks odd in that phot.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem to me it looks like her head is photo shopped on. it doesn't seem to Posted by: Todler at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM (8D42x) 350
The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (U+nHb) 351
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-- That's what I thought. Can't picture her in a tub. MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM ------------------------------ I'm guessing it would most resemble a vat of tapioca. Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (pMGkg) 352
That's what I thought. Can't picture her in a tub.
MUST NOT PICTURE HER IN A TUB Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:26 PM Damn you...must now try to drink that image away. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (0tfLf) 353
She was in a tub? I thought her species would rather bathe in the river.
They are methane breathers. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (OrxbI) 354
When you don't want to laugh at Hillary being a fat, drunk, jackass breaking her wrist remember Hillary let 4 die in Benghazi and lied to the faces of their loved ones. Oh, and she had a guy put in jail for a year that had nothing to do with it. She deserves your scorn, your laughter and your spit. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U+nHb) She left 40-50 people alone to die in Benghazi. The only reason so many survived is because a handful of courageous American badasses had to disobey stand-down orders in order to save them. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (XWkhW) 355
Live from Mumbai, Its Wednesday Night!
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (akYu0) 356
That one picture really does not flatter her breasts. The opposite of flatter. I actually felt bad for her. Her Fashionistas really let her down. But hey, she's Chlamydia Thundershart so I got over it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (y3aQB) 358
Today, I became the proud owner of an Arsenal rifle, milled and forged receiver, chrome-lined barrel. And a spam case of fodder for same.
Just. Fucking. Because. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL) 359
Dear God the Aceh tsunami then this
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (MS0+a) 360
Who's the lady next to her (not Huma) who looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp? I didn't see anything in the captions.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq) 361
356 That one picture really does not flatter her breasts. The opposite of flatter. I actually felt bad for her. Her Fashionistas really let her down. But hey, she's Chlamydia Thundershart so I got over it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz) She could come out wearing nothing but Saran Wrap and the media would praise her appearance. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (nBr1j) 362
The more I look at that pic, the more I remember my Raggedy Ann doll.
Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (zro1A) 363
And the ugliness of ones soul becomes manifest in their physical appearance.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (gbWkA) 364
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 04:24 PM (U6XUk)
Melania is lovely and having been a model her fashion sense is great, but I wouldn't compare her to Hillary. Melanie is about about 30 years younger, lovely and probably doesn't have a drinking problem or a husband who hates her. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (r9UYA) 366
>>>337 Drunk again... My guess.... So how many here think Sessions is gonna fire McCabe?
He's going to hit the snooze button a few more times. So no. Posted by: wooga at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (qGehY) 367
Huma puts her head all the way up that fat old ass
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (FTPVM) 368
Just. Fucking. Because.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL) A wise Weasel once said ... Gun purchases out of spite are often the most satisfying. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (fiGNd) 369
I think her old brittle hate-filled wrist bone snapped like a twig when she tried to brace herself on her repeated falls. In typical Clinton fashion they're lying through their teeth. Bitch doesn't want the public to know her x-ray looks like swiss cheese bone density from decades of alcohol abuse and hatred. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (LOgQ4) 370
If the world were flat this shit wouldn't happen!
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:30 PM (70cRb) 371
When she becomes so out, so fucking toxic, so low that no one will have her, good 'ol Huma will still be at her side, iPad in hand, scheduling yoga.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (fKzbc) 372
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (gbWkA)
Not entirely. I know some very round older women with health problems. The difference is they are people of good will. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (8+Ozj) 373
"Why the Fighting 69th leads off the St. Patrick's Day Parade"
You're welcome. The 69th in turn is led by a pair of Irish Wolfhounds, the mascot. I'm fascinated by the tallest dog in the world. A millenia or two ago and they were stockier, and were true Dogs of War, later used to hunt and kill wolves. Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (n+6mJ) 374
Compare Melania's St Patrick's Day dress:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbq384n Posted by: m Yep. Yet Anna Wintour put this beast on the cover of Vogue and did a 10 page glossy puff piece on her. Another one featured Chelsea. Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH) 375
174 Hillary DOES have an odd stance.
So does Huma. Standing with legs crossed kind of like Michelle in that fist bump cartoon on the cover of the New Yorker. Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (sGtp+) 376
Does anyone else feel the earth revolving on its axis!? Make it stop!!!
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (70cRb) 377
Hillary is not wearing a brassiere because it is nearly impossible to fasten one without both hands. God forbid she should ask for help with that from, y'know, like, her husband? Like I did when I broke my wrist.
Oh. Yeah. I went there. Dried up old husk of a nasty piece of work, she is. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (7UW64) Posted by: Ghosts of Benghazi at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (IkIB1) 379
A spam can? Is that for this weekend?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (OrxbI) 380
>>She left 40-50 people alone to die in Benghazi. The only reason so many survived is because a handful of courageous American badasses had to disobey stand-down orders in order to save them.
Yes, always a good reminder of how little she cared for 'the little people'. And we have no idea how many lives were lost or jeopardized with her sloppy intel handling (such as outing a covert operative in an unsecured email). Also: The Libya slave trade, thanks to her ousting Qaddafi so Sid could get some business. Evil. Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (W+vEI) 381
368. It is an immensely satisfying purchase. Grinned like an idiot on the drive over and back.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (fA1SL) 382
Melanie is about about 30 years younger, lovely and probably doesn't have a drinking problem or a husband who hates her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (8+Ozj) B-B-But what about Stormy Daniels? Posted by: CNN at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (7uYFy) 383
That one picture really does not flatter her breasts.
Is that even possible? I'm speaking metaphysically, of course. Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (LAe3v) 384
I think every part of this story is a lie in some way.
She didn't slip in a tub, as that is not an uncommon mishap. She most likely just fell randomly in her room. That couldn't be reported since it would hint at some underlying malady, so they came up with the "tub" excuse. Her fracture is probably much worse than a hairline fracture. She probably has a large cast or brace on which is why she has the enlarged sleeve. Strange she would want to hide the small splint a "hairline fracture" would necessitate. But if it was a worse fracture, wouldn't that need surgery? Of course it would. But do you think The Queen herself would subjugate herself to surgery in a third world country? Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg) Posted by: Ghosts of Benghazi at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (IkIB1) 386
Yeah, Huma is ovulating
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (FTPVM) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r+sAi) 388
If I was in my inflatable sumo suit this wouldn't happen! Heads will roll I tell you!
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (70cRb) 389
Hillary is not wearing a brassiere because it is nearly impossible to
fasten one without both hands. God forbid she should ask for help with that from, y'know, like, her husband? Like I did when I broke my wrist. It would also help if he was in the same country. Which I'm not. Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (O5Q3r) 390
When is she going to start demanding sensible pedestrian overpass control? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (pNxlR) 391
379. Yes. More is en route. Figure Nastya here needs at least four spam cans in stock at all times.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL) 392
Good grief she looks horrible. And she's wearing little cowbells around her neck.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (HgMAr) 393
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (gbWkA)
Not entirely. I know some very round older women with health problems. The difference is they are people of good will. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (8+Ozj) Understood. But that is not the case here. Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (gbWkA) 394
Is it just me, or does she have a certain Weekend at Bernie's air about her?
Posted by: Common Mentor at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (X1pLm) 395
Has she mentioned how much she likes samosas?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j) 396
Look closely at the picture. Damn she needs a chiropractor to align the ever-living-hell out of that spine. Her body faces forward, but her feet point to the left. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (LOgQ4) Posted by: Omar, the Tentmaker at March 16, 2018 04:34 PM (9oJYp) 398
Yes. More is en route. Figure Nastya here needs at least four spam cans in stock at all times.
I want a milled underfolder. I don't need one, but I want one. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (OrxbI) 399
Buzzfeed has sunk about far as it can go. Pull the plug on this sorry piece of shit.
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified. Unbelievable. It's hard not to notice they aren't similarly horrified terrorists are targeting and killing Americans. Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (rBnYq) 400
We can rebuild her.
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (oVJmc) 401
Hillary looks like she put on about 50 lbs since her *tragic* loss, mostly in her ass, but apparently her boobs got a few lbs, too.
She really needs a personal trainer instead of a personal enabler. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (7UW64) 402
She didn't slip in a tub, as that is not an uncommon mishap. She most
likely just fell randomly in her room. That couldn't be reported since it would hint at some underlying malady, so they came up with the "tub" excuse. **Hillary, explaining vodka bottle lodged in her rectum** It was a million to one shot, Doc, a million to one. Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (LAe3v) 403
I think every part of this story is a lie in some way.
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg) Everything having to do with the Clinton's is a lie in some way. Posted by: CNN at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (7uYFy) 404
Fit as a fiddle and healthy as a horse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs) 405
Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters.
The Cruelty to Animals laws apply to HRCWNBPOTUS and crocodiles alike. Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (FhXTo) 406
We can rebuild her.
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (oVJmc) We have the technology. Posted by: Announcer at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (7uYFy) 407
Stairs and bathtubs are misogynistic.
Posted by: Hillary, China in a Bull Shop at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (pMGkg) 408
The drool running down her chin must have been photoshopped out.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:36 PM (nBr1j) 409
350 The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (U+nHb) If they are millennial females, we're gonna hear "... we tried really, really hard" in whiny nasal tones. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (pNxlR) 410
392 Good grief she looks horrible. And she's wearing little cowbells around her neck.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM I'm betting the locals told her it was a sign of respect and good luck to wear them. In reality it was so everyone lese could hear her approaching so they could go hide while laughing their asses off. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf) 411
Is it on backwards or is she baked?
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (FhXTo) 412
In Florida you can fall backwards on our beaches and not injure yourself.
We've got something for everyone in Florida. Come visit today. Posted by: Rick Scott at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA) 413
371 When she becomes so out, so fucking toxic, so low that no one will have her, good 'ol Huma will still be at her side, iPad in hand, scheduling yoga.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (fKzbc) Temporarily setting aside my usual weary cynicism, I think she truly feels loyalty and perhaps even admiration for Hillary. It's like she's taking care of her mother. That allows for overlooking a multitude of sins. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (RD7QR) 414
Imagine being in your Audi, waiting for the left turn arrow, and getting pancaked by a bridge fall.
Will we find out the bridge builder was a diversity hire? Can we interview the fucking SJW that awarded the contract? Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (fKzbc) Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v) 416
398. I considered one - they are handy, aren't they? - but decided against it, on the grounds that ya can't bludgeon as well with a rifle in that config.
Old ways are best ways. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (fA1SL) 417
>>But if it was a worse fracture, wouldn't that need surgery? Of course it would. But do you think The Queen herself would subjugate herself to surgery in a third world country?
There's actually medical tourism to India, at least for cardia surgeries. However, she'd have a hard time hiding it if she had surgery there - the stairs video getting out is a good indication of that. Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (W+vEI) 418
http://bit.ly/2HHSP9X
----------- Sara Carter story On Strzok/Page & Contreras ---------- Lat sentence is "INTERESTING" ------------ "The only thing we would not have access to is grand jury material and some classified documents," said Meadows. "There is no reason why we cannot get the same documents the Inspector General has." Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB) 419
399 You mean like Obama's admin did constantly with drone strikes?(and killed how many bystanders?nobody knows or cares)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (LiyEm) 420
Its good to know Hillary is avoiding showers. Smart Power.
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM) Posted by: Circ at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (n2r4H) 422
I slipped on curried rice! Heads will roll!
Posted by: Hillary Hillspaining her retardedness at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (70cRb) 423
It would also help if he was in the same country. Which I'm not.
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM (O5Q3r) That was pretty much my point. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (7UW64) 424
Chevy Chase is about the right shape and emotional disposition. He could be outstanding bringing back "the clumsy falling President (in waiting)" routine.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (rBnYq) 425
Another one featured Chelsea.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH) ...Who is simply ugly. At least Hillary can clean up so she is sort of bland and inoffensive. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (wYseH) 426
410 392 Good grief she looks horrible. And she's wearing little cowbells around her neck.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:33 PM I'm betting the locals told her it was a sign of respect and good luck to wear them. In reality it was so everyone lese could hear her approaching so they could go hide while laughing their asses off. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf) She also has a rope tied to an ankle. If the bells stop chiming Huma has to pull her out. Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ECLaL) 428
Hillary, Devo called. They're going to sue.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (OrxbI) 430
360 Who's the lady next to her (not Huma) who looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp? I didn't see anything in the captions.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq) ---- This is why I read behind a plexiglass keyboard shield. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm) 431
I'm betting the locals told her it was a sign of respect and good luck to wear them. In reality it was so everyone lese could hear her approaching so they could go hide while laughing their asses off.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf) Or at least get out of her way so she doesn't slip and fall on them.... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (7uYFy) 432
Someone should tell her that the waters of the Ganges are Healing Waters.
But she needs to make sure to wear the lead full-body suit. You can't be too careful. Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LAe3v) 433
Holy shit there's Huma too!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (4ErVI) 434
Looks like clothes worn by Zippy the Pinhead
Posted by: jrod at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ONfGU) 435
I think vascular demtia doesn't fool around.
Posted by: Max Power at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (q177U) 436
399 Buzzfeed has sunk about far as it can go. Pull the plug on this sorry piece of shit.
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified. Unbelievable. It's hard not to notice they aren't similarly horrified terrorists are targeting and killing Americans. Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:35 PM (rBnYq) I'd be outraged if they WEREN'T doing this, or else what the hell do we pay them for? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (RD7QR) 437
She should remain in India. They revere all things bovine there: win-win! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (pNxlR) 438
373: Cool old WWII era movie with Irish Wolfhounds in it ...and juvenile Petula Clarke
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (5gaNQ) 439
"Hillary Clinton's visit to India suffered another setback this week..."
Setback? Hell, I think she's doing great. Hope she stays abroad and keeps telling the world how stupid and backward Americans that didn't vote for her are! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (SXaOr) 440
Car being fixed. I coulda bought like 2 or 3 AR;'s by now. But I'd have to shoot them in the garage because no wheels. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (70cRb) 441
Let's be honest. The only reason this picture was put out there is to signify that the accident was no big deal and that she's vigorous and "ready" for 2020....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (7uYFy) 442
Today's outrage du jour is that CIA paramilitary teams are targeting and killing terrorists around the world. And Buzzfeed is horrified. Unbelievable. Buzzfeed wants them to target and kill conservatives. Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc) 443
My next gun will be the Ruger Police Carbine. I've always dreamed of the Rifle/Pistol combo using common ammunition. That rig will allow common magazines as well.
Was going to go this route with the .357 ... but never found a Lever Action I liked. Just not a Henry guy. Too pretty. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (fiGNd) 444
You know, I don't harbor any ill will toward Hillary or take any pleasure in her physical infirmities. In fact, I wish she'd make a dignified disappearance into private life and retire.
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that. Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC) 445
Whenever I'm in a third world country with questionable water I feel that dropping into a bathtub and soaking in my own filth is highly understandable. Posted by: Said No One - Ever at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (LOgQ4) 446
She has her personal bottle of garam sala stuffed inside that dress.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (nBr1j) 447
425 Another one featured Chelsea.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (oiNtH) ...Who is simply ugly. At least Hillary can clean up so she is sort of bland and inoffensive. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM I disagree. Chelsea is just...vacant. Hillzs is ugly to the bone, if not the soul. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf) 448
434 Looks like clothes worn by Zippy the Pinhead Posted by: jrod at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ONfGU) Ahnold / Total Recall / going through customs at Mars Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (pNxlR) 449
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm)
Heya friendo! bluebell already saw this earlier, but: https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq) 450
What hump?
Posted by: EYE-gore at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (UFgOG) 451
Buzzfeed wants them to target and kill conservatives.
Posted by: Oscar Goldman-Sachs at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (oVJmc) We're your huckleberry. That's just our game. Posted by: FBI Hostage Rescue Team at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (fiGNd) 452
Hillary only said that thing about Indian Americans to curry favor.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (vDqXW) 453
It would humanize her and make her seem relatable to the average voter if she took a page out of Trump's book and banged a porn star.
Don't look at me like that, you know he probably did. Doesn't matter to me. Posted by: Monty James at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (wMBO1) 454
My, Hillary has a wide stance.
Posted by: Former U.S. Senator Larry Craig at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (ATVNj) 455
So Hillary shops at Pier One?
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM) 456
>>427 Picking up my Glock19 spite gun today.
Because: fuck you, and Glock 19. Posted by: nip at March 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ECLaL) Congrats! G17 mags will fit the 19 nicely. Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA) 457
At least she's wearing shades because you know those eyes are going full googly under there with all the painkillers and booze.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (HgMAr) 458
444 You know, I don't harbor any ill will toward Hillary or take any pleasure in her physical infirmities. In fact, I wish she'd make a dignified disappearance into private life and retire.
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that. Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC) No pity at all. She's left a slime trail of corruption, ruin and death wherever she's slithered. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs) 459
Her fracture is probably much worse than a hairline fracture. She probably has a large cast or brace on which is why she has the enlarged sleeve. Strange she would want to hide the small splint a "hairline fracture" would necessitate.
Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:32 PM (RDwMg) ---------- I agree. If you click on the link (*danger! danger!*) you can see that she's trying really, really hard to hide something. She has another outfit with a wrap that totally hides that hand. There's no way you'd want to go to all that trouble to hide a little cast for a sprain. She's just not well, plain and simple. She needs to go spend time with her grandchildren while she still can. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd) 460
Huma seems a bit boney, but I'd do her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (OrxbI) 461
Any termination at the FBI yet? Guess Roddy said no.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (5gaNQ) 462
It looks like she's flanked by Famous Amos and Indian Ving Rhames in one of the pictures.
Is Ving her bodyguard/reanimator from the Van Incident? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (qJtVm) 463
The only thing that outfit of her's is missing a Costco size shopping along with a tarp, bags of recycled plastics and cats. Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (t6XCL) 464
Damn, that's her lamp-throwing hand.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (bFGRX) 465
Vigorous fisting is not recommended for women past a certain age.
Posted by: Keith at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (USf3s) 466
449 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm)
Heya friendo! bluebell already saw this earlier, but: https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq) He's a cute little bologna loaf. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs) 467
But she keeps running around and acting like she's been robbed of something that she was entitled to. It's almost pitiable that she can't seem to see that. Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Cw3TC) Oh, she sees it. What you do not understand is she believes she was entitled to it to the very core of her wizened soul. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (pNxlR) 468
Heya friendo! bluebell already saw this earlier, but:
https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq) Holy Cow!! Sniff that head, you know you want to. What a cutie pie! Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64) 469
454: Always encouraged for people with poor balance
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (5gaNQ) 470
>>You mean like Obama's admin did constantly with drone strikes?(and killed how many bystanders?nobody knows or cares)
Obama was Judge Dredd - selecting and approving drone strike targets. Worse, he was a fan of the double strike - where you strike once, first responders rush to the scene, and then the second strike takes them out. Oh, and killing American citizens, including the son of a target (I know, they were enemies, but odd how it was no biggie when Obama did it). Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Lena D. at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (ctuyM) 472
She's just not well, plain and simple. She needs to go spend time with her grandchildren while she still can.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd) Why do you hate her grandkids? What did they ever do to you? Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (OrxbI) 474
No pity at all. She's left a slime trail of corruption, ruin and death wherever she's slithered.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs) ---------- And suddenly I have a picture of Roz, from Monsters Inc., in my mind. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (oMtOd) 475
424 Chevy Chase is about the right shape and emotional disposition. He could be outstanding bringing back "the clumsy falling President (in waiting)" routine.
plus, it would involve cross-dressing, giving him modern street cred. Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (sGtp+) 476
I agree. If you click on the link (*danger! danger!*) you can see that she's trying really, really hard to hide something. She has another outfit with a wrap that totally hides that hand.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd) --- It's her exoskeleton and the stapled-on skin. Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (vDqXW) 477
Huma seems a bit boney, but I'd do her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (OrxbI) Yeah. She'd be the hot girl at the office. Gotta' remember the Virtue Signally Effect around here. Politics are a +/- 3 points. The One True Scale doesn't bother with that shit. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (fiGNd) 478
I know she has had cardiovascular problems.
The WH doctor who was around during the Clinton terms wrote about it in a book about the job. Hillary had what the doc suspected was a blot clot in her leg and didn't want to bother getting it checked out. She finally did --- and doc was right. The doc is understandably vague about whatever 'minor' problem Hill had and the 'mild, low-dose' meds she was given. But the 'minor' problem in the 90's could be a major one now. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (0jtPF) 479
So she has decided to travel the world in her retirement. Using her ill-gotten won't-be-prosecuted funds I assume. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (r+sAi) 480
Bathtub at 5AM my ass. She was shitfaced and ranting about white married women to Huma and she faceplanted on the toilet and broke her wrist. She didn't have an outfit big enough to cover her wrist so they took down the curtains at the "5 star resort" and wrapped her sorry ass in it and paraded her out so people wouldn't think she is half dead.
Posted by: Timon at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (NTM5E) 481
She's just not well, plain and simple. She needs to go spend time with her grandchildren while she still can.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd) She'll be harvesting their organs in a year or so--best not to get too emotionally connected. Posted by: Keith at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (USf3s) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (ATVNj) 483
463 The only thing that outfit of her's is missing a Costco size shopping along with a tarp, bags of recycled plastics and cats. Posted by: YIKES! at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (t6XCL) Signin' books! Signin' books over her next to the free samples of Tostino's Pizza Rolls! Signin' books, y'all! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (pNxlR) 484
455 So Hillary shops at Pier One?
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM) In the tablecloth department. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (7UW64) 485
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)
---- D'aaawwww! Cutie pie! Did they force you to hold the baby? Did you sweat like you were pondering cutting the red wire or the blue wire? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm) 486
I believe you can read a lot about a person by face and facial expression.
In this case it's something like "BEHOLD YOUR QUEEN!" Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (FLifI) 487
474 No pity at all. She's left a slime trail of corruption, ruin and death wherever she's slithered.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs) ---------- And suddenly I have a picture of Roz, from Monsters Inc., in my mind. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:44 PM (oMtOd) Roz was ethical and working for the greater good. Plus, better looking. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs) 488
In other weird news, a Russian pilot who was supposed to fly $386 million of gold and silver back to Putin from Siberia is claiming "the door popped open while we were in flight and the gold fell out".
Uh huh. I predict that doesn't fly either. Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq) 489
Rubio visited the bridge collapse site because, foam bois are just like civil engineers.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA) 490
484: My grandma has summer sunroom slipcovers in a similar print. Chintz?
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (5gaNQ) 491
482 Those outfits are so smart and fashionable. You can't even see the urinary catheter bag. ------------------- I thought it was a colostomy bag? Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (2LelM) 492
May she live long and continue to say stupid crap for the rest of her life.
Posted by: navybrat at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (w7KSn) 493
She'll be harvesting their organs in a year or so--best not to get too emotionally connected.
I chuckled out loud. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (OrxbI) 494
Huma is a rotten bathtub spotter.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI) 495
There's actually medical tourism to India, at least for cardia surgeries. However, she'd have a hard time hiding it if she had surgery there - the stairs video getting out is a good indication of that.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 04:37 PM (W+vE I know she would be fine getting surgery there, but you know she's too much of an elitist to not got to a top surgeon in the US--who will (most importantly) keep quiet. Posted by: beezus at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (RDwMg) 496
>I fear that I am a rock.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (oMtOd)< You are always are. That's why I always win when we play You-Paper-Scissors. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3fxCO) 497
You can't even see the urinary catheter bag. ------------------- I thought it was a colostomy bag? Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (2LelM) Embrace the power of "and" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (pNxlR) 498
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Those outfits are so smart and fashionable. You can't even see the urinary catheter bag. ------------------- I thought it was a colostomy bag? Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM -------------------------------------------------------- Every outfit she wears IS a colostomy bag. Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (pMGkg) 499
Hillary: "You bet your ass I'm running in 2020! Nothing's going to stop me!
*smash cut to Hillary being interred in a tomb in New York in late 2018* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (sGtp+) 501
You are always are. That's why I always win when we play You-Paper-Scissors.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3fxCO) --------- Yes, I know, I already admitted that you got all the brains in the family. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:48 PM (oMtOd) 502
494 Huma is a rotten bathtub spotter.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI) She needs to commission an adult-sized baby bathtub seat. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (7UW64) 503
If I can make thru tomorrow, I'm good. Christians are not allowed to fire heathens on Sunday
Posted by: Andy Mac at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (VWsDy) 504
Huma is a rotten bathtub spotter.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:47 PM (e1mEI) Who weighs about 120--maybe. You expect her to catch that lard ass before she hits the ground? Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (7uYFy) 505
Did they force you to hold the baby? Did you sweat like you were pondering cutting the red wire or the blue wire?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm) Needn't have worried about dropping him, little guy is half marmoset. Can't pry him off once he attaches. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq) 506
I wonder if when people go to the ER in India it's an American doctor who they see?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (wWJIH) 507
Benghazi was a black ops CIA/State thing to finance Hillary's arming Baby ISIS.
Another Holy Shit Headline that never happened, Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (n+6mJ) 508
Aren't pretty much all of Hillary's garments "unfortunate"?
Posted by: OCBill at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (df+Zi) 509
You know they make a step-in bath tub for people like Hillary. Maybe someone should tell her about them.
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM) 510
Joe Walsh of The James Gang and Eagles was a guest on WLS radio today and was plugging a charity he started for vets. His dad was killed on Okinawa and has supported vets for most of his career. I always liked him and surprised he's not a crazy lib.
http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4 Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (nisXv) 511
Hillary is like an episode of Amazing Race gone horribly wrong. "We're sorry Hillary, you've finished in last place, and were eliminated three days ago." Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (LOgQ4) 512
hogmartin, how are you related the the cute little baby?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (hMwEB) 513
Cute baby Hogmartin! You held?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO) 514
Benghazi was a black ops CIA/State thing to finance Hillary's arming Baby ISIS.
Another Holy Shit Headline that never happened, John McCain got his vigorish. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (OrxbI) 515
Okay, even I had to loff at this.
Posted by: Gary Johnson, In Search of A Leppo at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (bJCqW) 516
510 Joe Walsh of The James Gang and Eagles was a guest on WLS radio today and was plugging a charity he started for vets. His dad was killed on Okinawa and has supported vets for most of his career. I always liked him and surprised he's not a crazy lib.
http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4 Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (nisXv) He's just an ordinary, average guy.... Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64) 517
In other weird news, a Russian pilot who was supposed to fly $386 million of gold and silver back to Putin from Siberia is claiming "the door popped open while we were in flight and the gold fell out".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq) Duh, that seems logical. Posted by: Baby Huey at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (T71PA) 518
Hillary is an unfortunate idiot.
If she had retired after her stint as SoS, she might have had an acceptably respectable legacy (well, unless you're not on the left). As it is, she becomes more pathetic and ludicrous by the day, and there is apparently no end to it. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (cu8/f) 519
One more medical mishap and she's a shoo-in for that big, big $$$ HoverRound spokescritter gig! Go, Shills, go! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (pNxlR) 520
I always get the vibe that Hillary smells of urine, bourbon and talcum. It gives me the willies.
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (2LelM) 521
350 The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females.
I got in huge trouble about mid-way through my career by announcing at a project meeting that I had no problem with MBE's, I just didn't want one on the structural portion of the project. Holy cow was there hell to pay next day in the office. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (kUmUV) 522
Thanks everyone, this thread has been a real tonic for my soul.
Almost as good as the beer I'm drinking (Bell's Lager of the Lakes) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (qJtVm) 523
Needn't have worried about dropping him, little guy is half marmoset. Can't pry him off once he attaches.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq) He's a cutie. I never turn down a chance to hold 'em ... but I insist on sitting down first. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (fiGNd) 524
My earlier comment was far too kind toward Hillary. It's just that, if she were to simply go away now, that would be enough for me. Just go away. I'd be happy to never give her another thought.
Posted by: Kensington at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (Cw3TC) 525
Uh huh. I predict that doesn't fly either.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Uh oh. Plutonium cocktail coming up. Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (oiNtH) 526
401 She really needs a personal trainer instead of a personal enabler.
i'm gonna need a bigger whistle. Posted by: Life Coach at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (v3pYe) 527
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-- Joe Walsh of The James Gang and Eagles was a guest on WLS radio today and was plugging a charity he started for vets. His dad was killed on Okinawa and has supported vets for most of his career. I always liked him and surprised he's not a crazy lib. http://tinyurl.com/ydf7s7d4 Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM ------------------------ He was also pretty good on America's Most Wanted. Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pMGkg) 528
John McCain got his vigorish.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (OrxbI) He doeshn't sheem very vigorish to me. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs) 529
hogmartin, how are you related the the cute little baby?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (hMwEB) Uncle. That's my little sister holding him. I mentioned in a morning thread last week that I was headed down to see him and bluebell was very adamant that I had to hold him, etc. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq) 530
520 I always get the vibe that Hillary smells of urine, bourbon and talcum. It gives me the willies.
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (2LelM) ---- Don't forget stale ribbon candy and mothballs! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (qJtVm) 531
520
I always get the vibe that Hillary smells of urine, bourbon and talcum. It gives me the willies. You forgot KY. Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (LAe3v) 532
In other weird news, a Russian pilot who was supposed to fly $386 million of gold and silver back to Putin from Siberia is claiming "the door popped open while we were in flight and the gold fell out". Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq) ... after which it was collected and hidden by the dog who had just that morning eaten his homework. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR) 533
If she had retired after her stint as SoS, she might have had an acceptably respectable legacy (well, unless you're not on the left).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (cu8/f) And we would have probably had a different President. * thanks the Lord Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (48QDY) 534
Don't forget stale ribbon candy and mothballs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (qJtVm) And soap. Ivory soap. Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (T71PA) 535
bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:43 PM (oMtOd)
--- In my fantasy, after Hill, Bill, Chelz, and Marc get the blindfold and the cigarette, Trump adopts the grandkids. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: 13times at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (K3B2k) 537
Is that Huma on her left? Was it just a lesbian lovers' vacation together? Do we have an extradition treaty with India? That would explain a lot if we don't.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (9BLnV) 538
"The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females. "
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami? Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ) 539
>Almost as good as the beer I'm drinking (Bell's Lager of the Lakes)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:51 PM (qJtVm)< Summit Extra Pale Ale here. I took a few hours off early from work to go shooting at the range with my youngest, who is in town for a few days. In my happy place. :0 Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (3fxCO) 540
Cute baby Hogmartin! You held?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO) I did indeed. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq) 541
And we would have probably had a different President.
* thanks the Lord Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (48QDY) The DNC didn't want her the second go-round. They pretty much begged Joe Biden to jump in. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd) 542
In other weird news, a Russian pilot who was supposed to fly $386 million of gold and silver back to Putin from Siberia is claiming "the door popped open while we were in flight and the gold fell out".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (rBnYq) Well, the next time this guys on a plane, the door is going to pop open and HE is going to "fall" out.... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (7uYFy) 543
489 Rubio visited the bridge collapse site because, foam bois are just like civil engineers.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA) ---------- I thought this also, but he's been a visiting professor there for years, therefore he does have some kind of personal attachment. Plus he's the local senator. But he's still a douche. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (U+nHb) 544
540 Cute baby Hogmartin! You held?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:50 PM (3fxCO) I did indeed. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq) But did you sniff, sir? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm) 545
"We're sorry Hillary, but you lost valuable hours on the 'walking down the steps' challenge and the Pit Stop 'taking a bath' leg of the race put you in last place for good. You have been eliminated." Phil Keoghan Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (LOgQ4) 546
Uncle. That's my little sister holding him. I mentioned in a morning thread last week that I was headed down to see him and bluebell was very adamant that I had to hold him, etc. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq) He's so adorable! They should have let you name him. You coulda called him Denny, short for Denephew. Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (hMwEB) 547
I mentioned in a morning thread last week that I was headed down to see him and bluebell was very adamant that I had to hold him, etc.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq) --------- And you did exactly as I asked, and I am proud. But now I am kicking myself for not having asked you to bring him to me. He's a complete dollbaby. Maybe your sister wouldn't miss him. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd) 548
538 "The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females. "
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami? Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ) "SQUEEE!! Like, I feel so totes great about this bridge!" Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs) 549
Again, I might not guffaw so hard every time the Bitch faceplants if the media hadn't been telling us what fine shape she is in and how anyone who questions the party-line on this is a Nazi.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (0jtPF) 550
>I did indeed.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (y87Qq)< That's good. You are coachable. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (3fxCO) 551
In my fantasy, after Hill, Bill, Chelz, and Marc get the blindfold and the cigarette, Trump adopts the grandkids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2018 04:53 PM (AzW6q) Children with Chelsea's face? Why not just adopt a horse? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (9BLnV) 552
I took a few hours off early from work to go shooting at the range with my youngest, who is in town for a few days. In my happy place. :0
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (3fxCO) Sweet. Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (48QDY) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (OrxbI) 554
The DNC didn't want her the second go-round. They pretty much begged Joe Biden to jump in.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd) Well then, Thank God Hillary is as stubborn and entitled as she is..... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7uYFy) 555
But did you sniff, sir?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm) How could he not ? It's hard-wired in our lizard brains. Yankee Candle should make that scent. They'd sell a zillion of 'em. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (fiGNd) 556
Not a real uncle until anointed with baby barf.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (e1mEI) 557
But did you sniff, sir?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm) This!!! I know I can't help it. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64) 558
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami? Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (n+6mJ) So long as you have in place the central pillar and pipe stays that appear as though they play some role in supporting the walkway's load. But, what do I know? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (pNxlR) 559
The DNC didn't want her the second go-round. They pretty much begged Joe Biden to jump in.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (fiGNd) Ole Joe didn't want to end up dead and naked in the pool. Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (48QDY) 560
The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females. "
Is there an easier construction project than a pedestrian bridge in Miami? Posted by: Ignoramus Sidewalk. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (b2/Ti) 561
557 But did you sniff, sir?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm) This!!! I know I can't help it. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (7UW64) I miss that smell. *sigh* Time to start drinking. Heavily. Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs) 562
556 Not a real uncle until anointed with baby barf.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 04:56 PM (e1mEI) Or at least peed upon. Had a niece we nicknamed Vesuvius. Nothing stayed in that kid for long. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7UW64) 563
Is that Huma in the picture?i
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (E1VyF) 564
"Huma photos are either HOT Huma, or Woof-Woof Huma, and this is definitely HOT Huma....
Posted by: JoeF." It's your mind playing tricks on you. She looks hot in photos with Hillary. Just average when by herself. Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (MxEKc) 565
He's a complete dollbaby. Maybe your sister wouldn't miss him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd) I already texted her "hey... do you still have that baby?", and she said that she did. So... looks like she's already found a place to put it and everything. Sorry. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (y87Qq) 566
The Claw!
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7A6l6) 567
Was Huma injured when Hillary fell on her in the bathtub?
Posted by: Michael at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (kR54v) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (wWJIH) 569
Is Hillary getting her dress tips from Trudeau?
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (E1VyF) 570
Children with Chelsea's face? Why not just adopt a horse? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (9BLnV) Okay, PDJT adopts them and enters them in horse racing's Triple Crown. Satisfied? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (pNxlR) 571
553 I did indeed.
Mind his fontanelle. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (OrxbI) Son, you know you got a panty on your head? Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs) 572
Time to start drinking. Heavily.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs) --- Better git going, the Horde is already lapping you. Wait, that sounds bad... Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (qJtVm) 573
It's your mind playing tricks on you. She looks hot in photos with Hillary. Just average when by herself.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (MxEKc) Wait. Think about this for a minute. What are you following? Posted by: golfman at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (48QDY) 574
Yeah, discussed with bb and OM this morning. Yes, I sniffed it, no, it didn't smell like anything one way or another. It was warm though! Not unpleasant.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (y87Qq) 575
572 Time to start drinking. Heavily.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs) --- Better git going, the Horde is already lapping you. Wait, that sounds bad... Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (qJtVm) Well, that all depends now doesn't it? Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (NWiLs) 576
So... looks like she's already found a place to put it and everything. Sorry.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (y87Qq) For the best. Most of 'em turn into teens. Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fiGNd) 577
Was Huma injured when Hillary fell on her in the bathtub?
Posted by: Michael at March 16, 2018 04:57 PM (kR54v) She's still alive, so I guess not... Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM (7uYFy) Posted by: Shep! at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (ctuyM) 579
>He's a complete dollbaby. Maybe your sister wouldn't miss him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)< I'm not bailing you out again for this. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO) 580
569 Is Hillary getting her dress tips from Trudeau?
Posted by: Davod at March 16, 2018 04:58 PM (E1VyF) Trudeau looks a lot prettier in that type of outfit than she does. Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (hMwEB) 581
>He's a complete dollbaby. Maybe your sister wouldn't miss him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 04:55 PM (oMtOd)< I'm not bailing you out again for this. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO) Don't get taken alive. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (OrxbI) 582
Well, hogmartin, I guess she can keep him, but you make sure you get over there regularly and give us reports. He sure is a cutie pie. You will love being an uncle.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd) 583
She fell in the tub but she wasn't bathing, she got up at 5 am to take a leak and took a header into the tub. Waking up drunk does have some downsides.
Posted by: Worc1 at March 16, 2018 05:01 PM (ir1zf) 584
oh nood spy lady
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (hMwEB) 585
Well, that all depends now doesn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 04:59 PM Glad to hear the Aqua Velva / Axe Body Wash resupply run yesterday went well. You're very lucky to have the entire Horde as your wingman, you know. If you need additional Barry White CDs, let us know! Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (ctuyM) 586
I'm not bailing you out again for this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2018 05:00 PM (3fxCO) --------- Hush. Family secrets are called secrets FOR A REASON. Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (oMtOd) 587
"The construction company that built the collapsed bridge was led by females.
Posted by: Seems Legit" They should stick to sustainable, gender neutral bike paths. Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (MxEKc) 588
It's amazing how a baby can smell so sweet on one end and the next thing you know, they have a thermonuclear blast on the other end that would knock out a wild boar.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (oiNtH) 589
>>>360 looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq) Nice. Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 05:02 PM (U6XUk) 590
She's a total lefty.
Posted by: Dang at March 16, 2018 05:04 PM (8b+oT) 591
488. Funny thing is, he was telling the truth. In America, pennies from heaven.
In Russia, bullion from cargo bay. https://youtu.be/hOTXMQW_13U Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 05:07 PM (BXgrX) 592
why is she still wearing the bathtub?
Posted by: saf at March 16, 2018 05:07 PM (5IHGB) 593
Took 5 years to build that POS "fast" bridge. WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 05:12 PM (U+nHb) 594
Hobos wear clothes like this so that when they need to defecate, they just shake it down their pant leg unassumingly leaving a trail of mystery biscuits.
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 05:12 PM (bJ0w+) 595
So....Hillary takes a nice, hot bath and comes out with a bandage on her wrist...
Which slipped? A. Hillary B. Her knife c. All of the above Posted by: 99Problems at March 16, 2018 05:14 PM (zWaPh) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 05:15 PM (OrxbI) 597
Why? WHY? WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HER HEAD?
Posted by: Saturn at March 16, 2018 05:16 PM (UfBqz) 598
The bathtub was later found dead from two gunshot wounds in the back of the head. Its death was ruled a suicide.
Posted by: professor_chaos at March 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8Uxuq) 599
> What does Huma expect to gain sticking with this tumor, honestly?
Honestly? I don't think Huma has a choice. It's like the Mafia or the Crips. Once you're in, you're in for life. And I do mean life. Minimum? Unassailable evidence about Huma's and/or Huma's mummy's direct connection to terrorism gets leaked and Huma and/or Huma's mummy spend the rest of their lives in that Supermax where you can't even see what direction the daylight is coming from. Maximum? Huma and/or Weiner has a sudden onset of severe depression and they and their offspring go for a one-way walk to Fort Marcy Park. Tragically, there would be no survivors. Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 16, 2018 05:30 PM (aId/R) 600
Jesus, Huma wasn't there to break the fall?
Posted by: TJ at March 16, 2018 05:33 PM (rfZK9) 601
As far as Hillary's outfit goes, I'm betting she has a major ostomy infrastructure going on under there. Maybe more than one (colostomy plus urostomy, say).
No woman, lesbian or straight, wears an outfit like that by choice. Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 16, 2018 05:35 PM (aId/R) 602
The Daily Mail had a picture of the tub,
http://tinyurl.com/y7k72unu There is no way she got into that without a Hoyer lift. And if she did slip in that bathroom and only hurt her wrist she should consider herself lucky. That place is a bathroom accident waiting to happen. So beautiful and so dangerous, to quote a movie/song. Posted by: geoffb at March 16, 2018 05:35 PM (zOpu5) 603
Huma has got to be the weirdest thing since Rasputin.
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 05:36 PM (nFwvY) 604
In case it hasn't been mentioned. The tunic-shirt is the kurta (I wear them all the time), the wrap/shawl is called a dupatta. It's hard to tell in the photo where one ends and the other begins since they seem to be made of the same fabric which is unusual. Usually they are made of complementing fabrics.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2018 05:45 PM (rp9xB) 605
603 responses on the original topic, that must be a record.
Posted by: clutch at March 16, 2018 05:48 PM (kiSdp) 606
Too bad she can't pull a Whitney Houston and drown herself.
Posted by: Anneke9 at March 16, 2018 05:52 PM (H4Acv) 607
I didn't start to enjoy baths until my 40s. Now I find it a way to enjoy my full resplendent nudity. Though getting out sometimes makes me a little nervous, especially with an erection.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 16, 2018 05:52 PM (9WZ8Z) 608
Sorry, I meant to post that as Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 16, 2018 05:54 PM (9WZ8Z) 609
571 Son, you know you got a panty on your head?
Do these balloons blow up in funny shapes at all? Posted by: OCBill at March 16, 2018 05:55 PM (df+Zi) 610
In case it hasnn't been mentioned, 5am seems a strange time to be taking a bath
Posted by: artemis at March 16, 2018 06:00 PM (AwPyG) 611
I'm surprised she didn't force her whole entourage to adopt the long-sleeve kurta to make it seem normal.
I mean, this getting ridiculous. What is wrong with her? Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2018 06:05 PM (XoAz8) 612
nood
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2018 06:10 PM (yL25O) 613
I'm amazed whe was in a bathtub.
Posted by: Bob at March 16, 2018 06:17 PM (fVGlW) 614
Note Hill's wide based stance.
Posted by: Eugene Podrazik at March 16, 2018 06:41 PM (14yG2) 615
Slipping or sipping?
Posted by: Editor at March 16, 2018 06:53 PM (FdjhG) 616
LOOK AT HER RIGHT FOOT. Wth?
Posted by: oddnot likes No Deals at March 16, 2018 07:34 PM (g1MTt) 617
Look at the picture close up. hillary's right foot is swollen badly. She not only broke her wrist in that fall, she tore her foot up also.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman That's from when she kicked the tv when Trump was on. Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 07:55 PM (4ioAJ) 618
She didn't have an outfit big enough to cover her wrist so they took down the curtains at the "5 star resort" and wrapped her sorry ass in it and paraded her out so people wouldn't think she is half dead.
Posted by: Timon "She saw it in the window and just had to have it" Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 08:31 PM (4ioAJ) 619
You know they make a step-in bath tub for people like Hillary. Maybe someone should tell her about them.
Posted by: Gumby They need to make a "fall in" model for her. Posted by: JT at March 16, 2018 08:35 PM (4ioAJ) 620
Does anyone remember the episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer got so fat, the only thing that he could wear was a muumuu? Looks like the Hildabeast is headed in the same direction.
Posted by: DaveKinNC at March 16, 2018 08:51 PM (/NgNT) 621
Too much vodka.
Posted by: Leonero at March 16, 2018 09:37 PM (zSLqp) 622
Holly shit ,Mrs Dress up,is she any relation to that Mr Mess up guy trudeau who is fkn up Canada
Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at March 16, 2018 10:11 PM (RGckL) 623
I don't think that voluminous outfit is 'unfortunate' at all. Speaking as a woman of (ahem) a certain girth, you prolly don't want us to wear spandex. Sometimes it's more merciful to conceal than reveal. I suggest you thank God for small favors and move on.
On the other hand, if she wasn't such a damnable lying, cheating, crooked, mean, spiteful, petty, unpleasant vicious, vengeful, whiny, appalling waste of oxygen, I think I would feel sorry for her. Regardless of how I do or do not feel, it's really past time she checked herself into an assisted living facility. Posted by: Persnickety at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (kVD6s) Posted by: OregonGuy at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (3wqUt) 625
What the hell is she wearing? Now on the Mooch Vogue wood say it's stunning, but crooked Hilary can't pull it off.
Posted by: Buffalobob at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (3P5C1) 626
She looks like a crazy lady, missing only a grocery cart with her stuff in it.
Posted by: Strock Struck at March 17, 2018 01:01 AM (qlTN9) 627
Hitler-ies phony facades never cease. Please move past clueless ! Nothing new here !
Posted by: ron n. at March 17, 2018 02:09 AM (MBrFx) 628
Who says Hillary! is irrelevant? She is reinventing the Bag Lady look for the 21st Century.
Posted by: Redacted at March 17, 2018 08:34 AM (B9V7e) 629
What is Huma still doing with her? By all accounts, no matter what your political persuasion, she is an intelligent, capable woman (well, with an occassional lapse of marrying a dud, but many intelligent women fall for cads and boors). Has she no ambition other than to live her life as a gofer and lackey for a failed leader, who will never be president? To be 2 old women together, with no husbands, Huma still carrying hillary's purse and phone and meds and keeping tabs on her schedule of whinging events? I'm sorry but I feel only pity for that girl. What a miserable life she must have.
Posted by: docweasel at March 17, 2018 11:16 AM (Made5) 630
In Hildabeast's defense, she was given to understand that she shouldn't drink the local water so she's been sticking to Bombay gin
Posted by: TR at March 18, 2018 05:39 PM (jOSqt) 631
"Help, I've fallen and I kunt get up because I am so besotted right now".
See this is the true face of someone infected with mad cow disease compounded by a systemic syphilis infection that has reached her brain. Hillary obviously got this from Bill Clinton after he had unprotected sex with 30) 12 year old Haitian hookers provided to the Clinton Foundation orgy by Oxfam! Posted by: Dan P. at March 19, 2018 04:53 PM (PCpBW) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0705 seconds. |
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