Cherokee Genealogist: Elizabeth Warren's Claims of Indian Ancestry are "Ludicrous"

A Cherokee genealogist on Wednesday dismissed Sen. Elizabeth Warren's claims of Indian ancestry as "ludicrous," arguing that the Massachusetts Democrat "has no respect for true Native Americans."

Twila Barnes, who has done extensive research into Ms. Warren’s family tree, added that the high-profile progressive leader has angered some Native Americans by appearing to leverage her dubious heritage to advance her career.

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The Berkshire (Mass.) Eagle, which endorsed her in 2012, called on her last week to take a DNA test to resolve the issue once and for all, while independent candidate Shiva Ayyadurai has sent her two DNA kits, both of which were returned.

Previously, Elizabeth Warren refused to say she would take a DNA test, claiming that she knew in her heart who she is.

The thing is, lady, "who you are" changed depending on if you were seeking a promotion or had just received one. You were Indian while job hunting and non-Indian once you'd gulled a diversity hiring director to give you a job.

"Fox News Sunday" host John Roberts brought up an editorial last week from the Massachusetts newspaper The Berkshire Eagle, which wrote Warren needed to resolve the debate over her heritage.
"We call upon our senior senator to screw up her courage and take the spit test," the newspaper said, referring to the DNA-heritage tracking labs that advertise on television.
"Would you be willing to take a DNA test to put this issue to rest?" Roberts asked.
Warren didn't answer on that front. Instead, she responded by telling the story of her parents, who she said met as teenagers in Oklahoma. Her father's family, Warren said, was opposed to his marrying Warren's mother because she was part Native American, and the couple went on to make it through "hard times" and raise her and her three brothers.
"I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me, what my grandmother and my grandfather told me, what all my aunts and uncles told me and my brothers. It's a part of who I am, and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said.

This just in: The alleged Party of Science reject science, says "lore" and "feelings" trump facts.

By this illogic, isn't Warren saying that Danny Williams is in fact Bill Clinton's unacknowledged illegitimate son, because his mom told him he was and he believes it?

Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM

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Posted by: st at March 16, 2018 02:54 PM (ctuyM)

2 lurker first?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 16, 2018 02:54 PM (O1mg4)

3 How?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 02:54 PM (OrxbI)

4 eh - close enough

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (O1mg4)

5 If her mother had such strong and obvious Cherokee ancestry how is it that Warren is only 1/64th Cherokee?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (0fsJB)

6 It's all red...oh wait, I get it!

Posted by: Michelle Feelds at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (Dn4Uq)

7

I'm black fyi

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (ZBzRo)

8 Big red links do great honor to my tribe

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (XkVXQ)

9 Warren family tree is a patch of black mold.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)

10 Ace now brings dishonor upon himself for removal of great links

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at March 16, 2018 02:56 PM (XkVXQ)

11 There is nothing funnier on this earth then when identity politics bites someone in the ass.

Nothing. funnier.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 16, 2018 02:56 PM (fftfA)

12 Sure she's an Indian. Why do you ask, Two Dogs?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (b0Mq7)

13 Lundacris is an Indian?

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (ZhkSQ)

14 Rachel Dolezal is what she is ,a black woman,and no one is going to take that away from her.

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

15 Those geneology tests are notoriously unreliable, so I actually don't blame Speaks With Forked Tongue on that front.

But I can pretty much guar-an-dam-tee she's taken one on the sly and if it showed a drop of Injun blood she'd have released it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (Dn4Uq)

16 Maybe her mother had a visit from me, no?

Posted by: Paolo at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (fdTrp)

17 So, you are telling me she is a lying liar who lies? Shocking.

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (a0IVu)

18 She's a liar and a fraud. Heap Big Bullshitter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

19 Yeah, they gave her a tribal name: Lies Like A Fuckin' Rug.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

20 Also, you can believe anything you want about yourself. But using those beliefs to gain privileges....pretty scummy.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (fftfA)

21 Nasty Scandi if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 02:57 PM (0tfLf)

22 "I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me ... and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said.

Given this is her response to a request to take the DNA test, isn't it a reasonable inference to say Warren believes the DNA test will take away part of "who she is"?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (iv0p7)

23 The clams she has in her pussy are from Lena

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (6Ll1u)

24 Maybe if she carried a papoose on her back more people would believe her?

Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

25

I'm Indian fyi.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ZBzRo)

26 I sense the Horde will be all over this post like a dog chewing on a Cherokee thigh bone.

Nothing actually bad will ever happen to her -- But it does make it hard for to realistically run for preezy. She's reached Peak Incompetence, as a Senator.

And how.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (0ogQG)

27 'This just in: The alleged Party of Science reject science, says "lore" and "feelings" trump facts."

The tribes think differently, and as oppressed native persons they trump the feelings of upper middle class women.

Sorry, that's what the latest edition of 'Who Owes Whom: The North American Guide to Guilt, Repression, and Oppression 2018' says.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (hLRSq)

28 Hi, how are ya,

Hi how are ya,

Hi, how are ya.

Posted by: Harvard Indian Welcoming Committee at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (ATVNj)

29 Hey bitch, I self identify as an Indian.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

30 She probably believes that since one of her ancestors once did that thing with their mouth to a Cherokee, that qualifies.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (igFq3)

31 Blues eyes and blonde hair is a sure sign of Cherokee ancestry.

Who doesn't know that??!!?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (vg8iE)

32 *are a sure sign

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (vg8iE)

33
Cherokee Genealogist: Elizabeth Warren's Claims of Indian Ancestry are "Ludicrous"

I accidentally read that as Cherokee Gynocologist.

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (EzdLW)

34 I almost think Trump should have held his powder dry and not gone full bore "Pocahontas" on Elizabeth Warren.

She really would have been so easy to put away in an election, but I think both her and most Democrats realize that just watching Trump push her buttons.

Maybe we'll get luck and Bernie Sanders gets the nom.

Posted by: Maritime at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (lKmt3)

35 Big red links do great honor to my tribe
Posted by: Fauxcahontas

And how!
Posted by: Chief Big Red Ass

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (LTE9d)

36 I want to see her skin a buffalo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (70cRb)

37 And Caitlyn still has his man parts, no?

Posted by: navybrat at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (w7KSn)

38 maybe she's a dot not a feather indian?

I denounce myself...

Posted by: Todler at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (8D42x)

39 whiter than a Swiss and mayonnaise on bunny bread sandwich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (OrxbI)

40 Well she has doubled and even tripled down on this. Trump is going to hammer her with it if she gets the dem Primary nomination in 2020.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (+Dllb)

41 Yeah well I'm taking Fake feather Lizzy's lead and checking the Hispanic box on my job applications.

If that doesn't work I'm upping my game and checking the Sista box.

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (Iz8Py)

42 Have to wonder about who it was that didn't get a scholarship because she lied to hers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (0tfLf)

43 Lies Like A Fuckin' Rug.

Some natives call people like her "walking eagle"; as in, so full of crap she can't fly.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (iv0p7)

44 The bitch will continue to spout the WHO I AM bullshit and immediately claim herself as an advocate for Cherokee women who are getting raped or something.

And it will work because no one in the MFM will call her out on it or ask followup questions. The interviews will end with her advocacy bullshit and a mild "thank you Senator."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (5OEn4)

45 Pocahontas won't take a DNA test. Must be too scared to prove me right. Sad!

Posted by: @DonnyTwoScoops at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (XkVXQ)

46 5
If her mother had such strong and obvious Cherokee ancestry how is it that Warren is only 1/64th Cherokee?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 02:55 PM (0fsJB)

Squaw had two drops of blood in her.

Or a few milliliters of my injun gravy.

Posted by: Chief Runningwithbigdick at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (fdTrp)

47 And why do we have special set asides for Native Americans? The general idea is they are disadvantaged somehow because of their race, skin color, upbringing.

How was Warren ever disadvantaged? Did employers give her a DNA test and say "Hey, you are 1/35th Cherokee!. Take a hike!" Nope - never. She was never disadvantaged because of her race, so it is just bullshit that she used it to gain an advantage.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (fftfA)

48 I accidentally read that as Cherokee Gynocologist.
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I didn't find any evidence either.

Posted by: Cherokee Gynecologist at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (vg8iE)

49 Hey ladies,

Have you heard about my lineage?

You should.

Posted by: Tanto Goldstein at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (pw+jk)

50 Twila should not be f'd with.

Twila unearthed a very old newspaper report of Fauxahontas' grandfather, shooting a native American for attacking his boy. The grandfather whom Warren claimed was native American, is explicitly described as a white man in the newspaper report.

Its literally bizarro world.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (xlLwM)

51 I know in my heart that I am Luke Cage. Ergo, I am Luke Cage.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (igFq3)

52 She Who Submits Recipes is full of her favorite curse word.

Poop. Only she says it like Morning Joke says Putin.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (2NqXo)

53 The Berkshire (Mass.) Eagle,

This is our local, very small paper. Their last big story was getting the town council to outlaw paper bags.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (VWsDy)

54 Fuck you, Ace!

I'll Leg Wrestle you!

I'll Leg Wrestle you in the Wigwam!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZhkSQ)

55 Does it matter in Massachusetts

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (czkHE)

56 no peace pipe for her!

Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (SJBL7)

57 49 Hey ladies,

Have you heard about my lineage?

You should.
Posted by: Tanto Goldstein at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (pw+jk)

How's it goin', Bubba?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

58 Sorry folks - I can't give to shits about this.

Country is falling apart. Intel Directors perjure themselves and are never held to account. High-level bureaucrats run a coup out of their offices and nothing happens. The allegedly "conservative" party is about to issue a 'must pass' bill that funds sanctuary cities, Obamacare, the Baby Murder Factories, etc., and I'm supposed to give a tinker's damn about this bitch faking some injun heritage on her resume?

Don't. Fucking. Care. Anymore.

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (slZXA)

59 It means 'Wrong hole!'.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (OrxbI)

60 21. Correct usage is 'filthy scandi iceback'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (RFTW1)

61 Caitlyn Jenner knows what she is,no one can take that away from her.

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)

62 Hey Lizzy, that Teepee, you didn't build that!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

63 45 Pocahontas won't take a DNA test.
__________________________________

You know who else wouldn't take a DNA test?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2018 03:02 PM (ATVNj)

64 Instead of all these long-winded explanations, why doesn't she just say, "I identify as Indian." That will not hurt her at all with the dipshits who would vote for her.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 03:02 PM (2NqXo)

65 That is the whitest white woman I have ever seen. If she's an Indian, I'm a duck billed platypus.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 16, 2018 03:02 PM (fqHZs)

66 Losing a game of blackjack does not make you Cherokee

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:02 PM (8OpRV)

67 Pocahontas is whiter than a snowman huffing Liquid Paper and cocaine in a blizzard. Sad!

Posted by: @DonnyTwoScoops at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (XkVXQ)

68 Yeah well I'm taking Fake feather Lizzy's lead and checking the Hispanic box on my job applications.

I'm conversational in Spanish and have brown hair. I've absolutely considered checking the Hispanic box for graduate degree applications.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (iv0p7)

69 Me read um smoke signals -

Fredo replaces Fag mean Andy 'the prostrate' Cuomo favorite for Big White Father.

Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (2LelM)

70 Pocahontas won't take a DNA test
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she's a scandi through and through and knows it.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (LGBR7)

71 It is sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues.

Posted by: Ten Bears at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (b0Mq7)

72
And? The Idiot God was foreign-born until he was native-born.

High cheekbones? Hungarian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (BWL+E)

73 Or a few milliliters of my injun gravy.

Posted by: Chief Runningwithbigdick at March 16, 2018 03:00 PM (fdTrp)

You cannot run with bigdick. I should know.

Your son: Tripod

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (bB4HN)

74 To be fair, in college they called her Lizzy Three-Hole.

That sounds possibly Native American to me.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (igFq3)

75 The only known real connection Warren has to the Cherokee is to her ancestor who forced them on the Trail of Tears.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (lKs2v)

76 I'm conversational in Spanish and have brown hair. I've absolutely considered checking the Hispanic box for graduate degree applications.
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Do it. Why not? Cloward-Piven THEIR system.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

77 Let's cut to the chase, she lied in order to get on the first rung of the ladder, then played the game to become a millionaire, and since she plays for the socialist team, she wont' pay a price, ever.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (7ZVPa)

78 55 Does it matter in Massachusetts
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (czkHE)

Inside of 495, no. Outside of 495, who gives a shit about anyone who lives outside of 495 ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (VWsDy)

79 Shepard "Shep" Smith signed a multi-year deal at Fox News Channel, extending his already more-than-two decade residence there, which was announced yesterday.

According to Fox, 'Shep' is known for his "humorous, and even sarcastic coverage of breaking events."

This is welcome news indeed for The Horde, as 'Shep' is not only frequent Commenter on this Smart Military Blog, but his on-air work is often the referred to admiringly.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ctuyM)

80 Can she do an Indian throw? Can she chew deer hide into a pair of moccasins?

CAN SHE!!!!?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (70cRb)

81 54
Fuck you, Ace!

I'll Leg Wrestle you!

I'll Leg Wrestle you in the Wigwam!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZhkSQ)

Wigwam? Is that like a donkey punch?

Posted by: Lisa Page at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

82 "no peace pipe for her!

Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (SJBL7)"
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I got a piece of pipe for her, lead...maybe black steel, even galvanized would do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (pw+jk)

83 What you Whiteys call corn for your clambakes, we call maize.

Posted by: Senator Warren at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (QLvwG)

84 71 It is sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues.
Posted by: Ten Bears at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM (b0Mq7)

She better not attempt to read the E Pleb Neesta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (VM6ev)

85
"I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me ... and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said.

Hell, at this point our devolution, why not? In gender fluidity and Rachel Dolezal, why not? If a boy can win the state girls' wrestling championship, and students are throw out of class for asseting there are two genders, then Fauxcahontas can self-identify as Native American.

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (EzdLW)

86 I'll Leg Wrestle you in the Wigwam!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM

She's going to join forces with uber-liberal Bill Kristol and start up the WhigWam party.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (2NqXo)

87 In = If

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (EzdLW)

88 81 54
Fuck you, Ace!

I'll Leg Wrestle you!

I'll Leg Wrestle you in the Wigwam!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZhkSQ)

Wigwam? Is that like a donkey punch?
Posted by: Lisa Page at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

That's a wham-wig.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

89 It has occurred to me that the more lies you tell, and the more delusional you are, the more likely it is that people in Massachusetts will vote for you.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (igFq3)

90 So, who exactly, will be shocked to find she is lying?

Posted by: maddogg at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (oUkrT)

91 Anybody get fired today? Should be at least one.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (XaSia)

92 Hey, I'm Hawaiian!

Posted by: Chief Kamaniwannalaya at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (7LY+6)

93 I identify as the Queen of England. Now, gimme that money and those damned palaces, ingrates!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (7UW64)

94

If she got shot up into space and came back down and her DNA changed, she still wouldn't be an Indian.

fyi

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (ZBzRo)

95 89 It has occurred to me that the more lies you tell, and the more delusional you are, the more likely it is that people in Massachusetts will vote for you.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (igFq3)

And yet, Christine O'Donnell. Yeah, I know...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (VM6ev)

96 There's Quaker Indians aren't there?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (6Ll1u)

97 Why are we worried about this? This is peanuts compared to what the other democrats are going.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (1ISKN)

98 Yes, and according to Horde Family stories and tradition, we're all Kennedys. Whores and Trust Funds for everyone!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (tMFgx)

99 Warren is opposed to to Chief Wahoo and Redskin mascots. What more proof do you need of her ancestry?

Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (MxEKc)

100 92 Hey, I'm Hawaiian!

Posted by: Chief Kamaniwannalaya at March 16, 2018 03:05 PM (7LY+6)
__________________________________

Are you a judge?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (ATVNj)

101 Kamehamehaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Goku at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

102 Liawatha endeavors to persevere.

Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (2LelM)

103 where are all the prairie crab recipe comments?
i miss those.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (SJBL7)

104 tbf to fauxahontas

supposedly
there are pictures of her when she was in college holding hands with a bunch of people in a circle skipping around a campfire, naked.

Its actually very hard to tell that she is female.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (oCgm4)

105 96 There's Quaker Indians aren't there?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (6Ll1u)

Oats tribe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

106 Next up, rich democrats decide that they feel like poor minorities, and demand welfare payments and reparations payments.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (7ZVPa)

107 101 Kamehamehaaaaaa!!!!
Posted by: Goku at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

Puffa Puffa Rice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (VM6ev)

108 Who's worried?We find it hilarious.

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (LiyEm)

109 Are you a judge?"

That's my kids!

Posted by: Chief Kamaniwannalaya at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (7LY+6)

110

The way she wears her hair, totally Indian. She saw it on tv when she was a poor child.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (ZBzRo)

111 I'm conversational in Spanish and have brown hair. I've absolutely considered checking the Hispanic box for graduate degree applications.
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Que? Que miras pendejo?

Drop THAT on the HR drones.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (LTE9d)

112 Does it matter in Massachusetts

We've had a senator that drowned a woman, a congressman who's male prostitute boyfriend was running an escort service out of his apartment, and another congressman sodomizing congressional pages. All were perpetually reelected.
So...no.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (O5Q3r)

113 I'm supposed to give a tinker's damn about this bitch faking some injun heritage on her resume?

Yes, and I'll tell you why. The DNC is grooming that radical scrunt to be the next Democratic candidate.

If we don't get this information out there now, once the election cycle MSM propaganda machine spins up, anyone who is even asking these questions is going to be painted as an Alex Jones nutter.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (iv0p7)

114 The Igno-Kids are supposed to be part Cherokee on account of their mom having an ancestor from times down in Georgia. 1/64 th maybe. To claim they're part Indian is absurd. Especially as they've had no cultural connection.

Methinks that Liz's claim of family lore about how two teenagers in love eloped over the disapproval on the boy's side for her being a squaw was the cover-up for her slut mom getting knocked up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (n+6mJ)

115

Posted by: The STEM Mime at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

116 105 96 There's Quaker Indians aren't there?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2018 03:06 PM (6Ll1u)

Oats tribe.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

Prone to the die-uh-beet-us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (VM6ev)

117 She seems legit to me.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (b0Mq7)

118 "I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me, what my grandmother and my grandfather told me, what all my aunts and uncles told me and my brothers. It's a part of who I am, and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said.

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She is literally employing the Costanza defense.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (oGRue)

119 She'll be on the warpath soon.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)

120 oh, so a legit dot Indian has taken two DNA tests to show up the faux feather indian.

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (Iz8Py)

121 Means you can now check every fucking box on the forms dealing with ethnicity because "my Mama told me" is proof enough.

She's a fucking gold digger.

So her mother's Indian name was Spread Legs Much.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (mgCYE)

122 117 She seems legit to me.
Posted by: Ward Churchill at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (b0Mq7)

The Hekawis concur.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (VM6ev)

123 bunch of people in a circle skipping around a campfire, naked.

I've never seen a dressed campfire...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (7LY+6)

124 Let's not kid ourselves, Warren has already taken a DNA test.

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (QFnhZ)

125 And why is Lizzie Warren's heritage a "thing" right now?

Because Trump AND her 2018 opponent are challenging it, bigly. The guy sent her not 1, but 2 genetic testing kits (because she refused delivery of the first one).

Hey GOPe: this is how you play to win.
Weird concept, I know....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

126 tbf to fauxahontas

supposedly

there are pictures of her when she was in college holding hands
with a bunch of people in a circle skipping around a campfire, naked.

Its actually very hard to tell that she is female.
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Um... that was a few years ago at a Bohemian Grove meeting.

My eyes are still hurting.

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (9oJYp)

127 Goofy Elizabeth Warren once asked "What kind of dressing comes on the Ceasar Salad?"

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8OpRV)

128 Next up, rich democrats decide that they feel like poor minorities, and demand welfare payments and reparations payments.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Hell, a black family just got thrown out of public housing by a typical white billionaire.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (LTE9d)

129 She knows it "in my heart"? Then I guess my psychotic patients really are the lovechildren of JFK and Marilyn Monroe!

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (5gaNQ)

130 And, right then, when I got my tenured professorship... those were the end of my Indian Days.

Posted by: Little Big Warren at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (ymnmz)

131 supposedly
there are pictures of her when she was in college holding hands with a bunch of people in a circle skipping around a campfire, naked.
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I saw Goody Warren dancing with the Devil around a campfire!!!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

132
111 I'm conversational in Spanish and have brown hair. I've absolutely considered checking the Hispanic box for graduate degree applications.
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No problem. Hispanic is a self avowed condition with no objective definition. No way anyone in government / college can challenge it.

Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 03:09 PM (2LelM)

133 Good thing her parents did not tell her she could fly. That would end tragically based on her reasoning.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (igFq3)

134 My Indian name is "Eats Gerbils Backward."

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

135 121 Means you can now check every fucking box on the forms dealing with ethnicity because "my Mama told me" is proof enough.

She's a fucking gold digger.

So her mother's Indian name was Spread Legs Much.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2018 03:08 PM (mgCYE)

"Hey, I gotta check Ancestry.com!"

- - Sandra Fluke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (VM6ev)

136 Has Patterico made a pronouncement on this?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (y7DUB)

137 >>Hey GOPe: this is how you play to win.

We're already in the majority squaw.

Posted by: Your GOP Betters at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (r9UYA)

138 This is the kind of pushback every GOP candidate should be doing.

It is so common for Dems to say outrageous things - and get away with plagiarism, faking a military record, etc.. Stop letting them do this!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)

139 I really think the Wig party's time has come. I know I need a new one. We will get Trump!

Posted by: Maxine Waters in all her brilliance at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2NqXo)

140 i thank the Great Spirit I do not have to examine Lieawatha Warren.

Posted by: Cherokee Gynecologist at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (KR1Dw)

141 If we don't get this information out there now, once the election cycle MSM propaganda machine spins up, anyone who is even asking these questions is going to be painted as an Alex Jones nutter
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its what they do to all of the republican candidates.

If you ever want it to stop you have to make it more painful to them than it is to us. When they see it as a big losing proposition they will stop.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (X/o9e)

142 Let's not kid ourselves, Warren has already taken a DNA test.
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I tested some DNA this morning. Salty. Very salty.

Posted by: Shep! at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

143 She's going to join forces with uber-liberal Bill Kristol and start up the WhigWam party.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 03:04 PM

The party known colloquially as the Merkins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (ctuyM)

144 Yes, and I'll tell you why. The DNC is grooming that radical scrunt to be the next Democratic candidate.

Again, look at what the CONgressional majority - the allegedly CONservative party - is doing right now

Giving Clapper a pass
Giving McCabe a pension (as well as the rest of the coup plotters)
Funding sanctuary cities, baby murderers, o-care, etc.
Assaulting 2A
Losing R+20 districts and states

Really, why should I give a rat's ass about who the Dems are grooming to be the next President with what is going on right fucking now?

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (slZXA)

145 Maybe conservatives can use Elizabeth Warren to finally put away the idea that its legal to hire someone based on their ethnicity? I guarantee its a winner at the ballot box.

The bigger scandal is the fact that if Elizabeth Warren really was Native American, it gave her a leg up on her career.

Posted by: Maritime at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (lKmt3)

146 I think it's hilarious. she straight up fucked a minority out of the quota job. and they have to defend her because plantation rules require it.

Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (nFwvY)

147 Also her parents and grandparents never told her that story.

Her mother is not only not part Native American she wildly exagerates the family lore.

Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (Sp1NT)

148 so Trump is supposed to be destroyed for bragging about having sex with women that wanted to have sex.
Or for denying Russian collusion which is now proven to be correct, but the left still preaches it as fact.

But we are to ignore Warren's proven abuse of minority status? Or that she put up a fake "Indian family recipe" which was actually stolen from another source?

and let's ask Harvard why they never verified the fake Indian's status, which was clearly no more than 1/32nd from the start. Let's throw them in the pot of lying elite running scam after scam.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (bT8Z4)

149 So, Liz Warren's path to the presidency is to identify as a Cherokee Lesbian Hispanic Tranny. The Horde is invited to derive her tribal name from that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

150 Maybe if she carried a papoose on her back more people would believe her?

Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)
............

To be fair, it would help her transport and deliver fetal body parts.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

151 >>> Cherokee Genealogist: Elizabeth Warren's Claims of Indian Ancestry are "Ludicrous"

Well, duh.

Posted by: fluffy at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (cHbmY)

152 Hey Senator Warren! Don't you have a little German DNA in you?

Would you like some?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (QLvwG)

153 Warren just went apoplectic with the 5th Circuits decision yesterday. Maybe that will push her over the edge.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (igFq3)

154 ooh this is the thread where I can say I found out we're part Jewish!
Do I get a share of Soros' stolen mobey?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (hMwEB)

155 My father married a lore Cherokee
My mother's people they all lied to me
The Indians said their jobs i take
The White Man always called me "Indian fake"

sixty-fourth-breed, that's all I ever heard
sixty-fourth-breed, how I learned to hate the word
sixty-fourth-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

Posted by: E Warren at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (oGRue)

156 I saw Goody Warren dancing with the Devil around a campfire!!!!
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No. Pretty sure it was just a bunch of dirty hippies.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (mwINz)

157 Are there really 7 candidates vying to be the Republican candidate to challenge Warren this year?

I swear, GOP primaries are like those Jack Russel terrier races you see on tv.

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (EzdLW)

158 Some people up here figure she's already taken a test and knows the results. It's not so much what it would hurt her here, which is negligible, but how it would hurt her nationally.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (O5Q3r)

159 She pretends to be an indian for the shroom and shaman voters.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (PvCxa)

160 She identifies as an Indian. Isn't that good enough for you pale faces?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (wWJIH)

161 155 Posted by: E Warren at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (oGRue)

My Maserati does one-eighty-five,
I lost my license, now I don't drive...

(same tune)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (VM6ev)

162 Half breed, that's all I ever heard

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (VWsDy)

163 Not for nothing but all I've heard regarding the DNA test kits is that they purposely doctor the results in some misguided SJW effort

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (1IA6b)

164 and let's ask Harvard why they never verified the fake Indian's status,
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obviously they were more comfortable with a fake indian than with a real one.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (X/o9e)

165 "Hey, I gotta check Ancestry.com!"
****************************

Maybe not a good idea. Turns out if you submit your DNA multiple times, you most likely will get five wildly different results, also if you submit your DNA to multiple companies. It's a scam.

Posted by: Maxine Waters in all her brilliance at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (2NqXo)

166 Liz Warren petroglyphs were discovered in a cave.

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/ \

Posted by: Scientific America at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)

167 for $10K, would a Warren sibling give up their spit for a DNA test?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (bT8Z4)

168 I wonder if I can pick up her million dollar home for a few strands of beads and a shiny mirror?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2018 03:14 PM (0ogQG)

169 134
My Indian name is "Eats Gerbils Backward."

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 16, 2018 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

Poor Richard Gere. After he's dead and buried, some future Josh Gates is going to exhume him and x-ray his abdomen to see if there was any sign of gerbil intrusion.

I almost feel bad for the guy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:14 PM (ymnmz)

170 I wonder if I can pick up her million dollar home for a few strands of beads and a shiny mirror?
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There is no place in the internet like this place.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:15 PM (fPHp4)

171
Really, why should I give a rat's ass about who the Dems are grooming to be the next President with what is going on right fucking now?
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:11 PM

Warren is up for reelection this year, so it is what's going on right now. If the genealogy story might do a little damage to her reputation and cost her some votes, then I'm okay with it.

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2018 03:15 PM (EzdLW)

172 167 for $10K, would a Warren sibling give up their spit for a DNA test?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (bT8Z4)

And how, whiteman

Posted by: Looks for Buck at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (VWsDy)

173 for $10K, would a Warren sibling give up their spit for a DNA test?
Posted by: illiniwek

Bet you could follow one around and pick up a discarded glass or something.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LTE9d)

174 She's in the Senate? I wondered where she went to.

Posted by: Kaw Liga at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (b0Mq7)

175 >>>>>Pocahontas is whiter than a snowman huffing Liquid Paper and cocaine in a blizzard. Sad!

Posted by: @DonnyTwoScoops at March 16, 2018 03:03 PM
.
.
.She is whiter than rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (+Dllb)

176 I sent in a DNA kit and turns out I'm 1/32 gerbil. I never expected that.

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (pw+jk)

177 supposedly
there are pictures of her when she was in college holding hands with a bunch of people in a circle skipping around a campfire, naked.

I saw that picture. It's not very clear if we're looking at Warren. If we are, she was flat as a board at the time, front and back.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (iv0p7)

178 OT, I have been busy this morning and have not kept up with news...Has Sessions done any firing yet?

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

179 Lets see if she can jerk beef.

Thats one way to prove it.

Err, I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (igFq3)

180 WooWoo Indins > Dot Indins.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (xBSm0)

181 mine came back 98% white 2% Ghengis Kahn, who I'm to the right of.

Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (nFwvY)

182 Marshall up six over Witchita State with two minutes to go.

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (dEQP3)

183 This comment is about the NEA walkouts. That's all I wanted to say about it. More and more, it has been showing itself to be the NEA walkout.

Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (vDqXW)

184 It's not very clear if we're looking at Warren. If we are, she was flat as a board at the time, front and back.
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thus my comment that it difficult to tell if she is female.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (zu28p)

185 >>>>Not for nothing but all I've heard regarding the DNA
test kits is that they purposely doctor the results in some misguided
SJW effort

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM
.
.
.I read an article about the 23 and me Company that I can't find now, but they would routinely change test results based on people calling them up when they got DNA test results they did not like.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (+Dllb)

186 >>178 OT, I have been busy this morning and have not kept up with news...Has Sessions done any firing yet?

What do you think?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (r9UYA)

187 178: Good one

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (5gaNQ)

188 * clears throat *
* taps microphone *

Cherokee Hair Tampons.

* exeunt *

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (y87Qq)

189
Maybe if she carried a papoose on her back more people would believe her?

In fairness she's already carrying a large caboose

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (lKyWE)

190 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (+Dllb)

She's whiter than the Osmond family driving a white suburban through a snow storm.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (wWJIH)

191 I'm sure her name was originally Elizabeth Rat.

Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (vDqXW)

192 Bet you could follow one around and pick up a discarded glass or something.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LTE9d)

Or maybe a an arrow tip that she cut her finger on

Posted by: Looks for Buck at March 16, 2018 03:18 PM (VWsDy)

193 Warren is up for reelection this year, so it is what's going on right now. If the genealogy story might do a little damage to her reputation and cost her some votes, then I'm okay with it.

Swell - it won't work, but swell.

Distraction from the utter collapse of MAGA, but I suppose it's better than watching MTV2

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (slZXA)

194 She really stepped in the buffalo dung on this one.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

195 If Vlad Putin really wanted to sow the seeds of discontent, he would 'nerve gas' Robert Mueller.

Posted by: undocumented illegal David Hogg at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (e8kgV)

196 DNA test said I'm legally drunk.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (xBSm0)

197 My father married a lore Cherokee
My mother's people they all lied to me
The Indians said their jobs i take
The White Man always called me "Indian fake"

sixty-fourth-breed, that's all I ever heard
sixty-fourth-breed, how I learned to hate the word
sixty-fourth-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

Posted by: E Warren at March 16, 2018 03:12 PM (oGRue)

Nice work for an Irish Grue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (OrxbI)

198 Stick an arrow in her. Shes done.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (igFq3)

199 172 167 for $10K, would a Warren sibling give up their spit for a DNA test?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (bT8Z4)

maybe one of the ones she gave a mortgage at 24%.

Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (nFwvY)

200 I was with her in a sweat lodge and she did not BEAD UP!!!
CHEEKY necklace lady from Harvard school of fake cheekbones @ camp Tee Pee hee hee.

Posted by: saf at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (5IHGB)

201 My DNA test came back 65% Irish, 25% English, 10% paste.

Who knew. I never expected I had any English.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

202 read an article about the 23 and me Company that I can't find now, but they would routinely change test results based on people calling them up when they got DNA test results they did not like.
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and if you think that's all they are doing with your DNA is giving you a report about your geneology, guess again. Its a facebook model. You are the product.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:19 PM (xlLwM)

203 I was born a poor, black child

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (DIosY)

204 "Hey, I gotta check Ancestry.com!"

****************************

Maybe not a good idea. Turns out if you submit your DNA multiple
times, you most likely will get five wildly different results, also if
you submit your DNA to multiple companies. It's a scam.
Posted by: Maxine Waters in all her brilliance at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM

Could I interest you in getting an intragalactic star named after you?

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (ctuyM)

205 She once had sex with a Cherokee. So Cherokee by injection.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (igFq3)

206 Suckagawea

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (QrBXe)

207 182 Marshall up six over Witchita State with two minutes to go.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (dEQP3)

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sweet, i had them getting upset in the next round anyway. A good loss in bracket-land

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 16, 2018 03:21 PM (oGRue)

208 I read an article about the 23 and me Company that I can't find now, but they would routinely change test results based on people calling them up when they got DNA test results they did not like

+++

And why not? The report is just entertainment for the rubes. The real money lies is delivery of samples to various government agencies

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:21 PM (1IA6b)

209 The Party of Science: I know in my heart, who I am.

Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 03:21 PM (vDqXW)

210 "I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me, what my grandmother and my grandfather told me, what all my aunts and uncles told me and my brothers. It's a part of who I am, and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said."

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn Trump!

Posted by: Scooby Doo & the Mystery Machine at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (oScPm)

211 Shitting Bull

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (QrBXe)

212 If she had half a brain, she'd scam some DNA from someone she thought was part Indian and send it in.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (oGRue)

213 205 She once had sex with a Cherokee. So Cherokee by injection.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (igFq3)

She once got a DUI driving a Jeep Cherokee.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

214 She probably wakes up every morning to Paul Revere The Raiders
"Cherokee Nation" , it gives her the feeling she belongs.

Posted by: Colin at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (fUQKs)

215 172 167 for $10K, would a Warren sibling give up their spit for a DNA test?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:13 PM (bT8Z4)

Throw in a small box of magic fire sticks to seal the deal!

Posted by: Exile at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Fikbq)

216 "I know who I am because of what my mother and my father told me, what my grandmother and my grandfather told me, what all my aunts and uncles told me and my brothers. It's a part of who I am, and no one's ever going to take that away," Warren said."
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What if they had told her she was a fairy princess?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (vg8iE)

217 Honest Injun!

Posted by: Elizabeth Rat at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (vDqXW)

218 Don't know if she's NA, but if she cries every time somebody litters, she's Italian.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 16, 2018 03:22 PM (e1mEI)

219 How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

220 At least she didn't pretend to be Irish like John Kerry.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (wWJIH)

221 I would GUESS that maybe native American Indians might have some more traceable genetic markers, but that might be wrong. But they seem rather distinct and relatively isolated.

But looking for 1/64th part Indian ... no idea.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (bT8Z4)

222 If she had half a brain, she'd scam some DNA from someone she thought was part Indian and send it in.
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Funny thing. All the liberals she knows that she could trust with this scam, are also just pretending to be Indian. see for example Ward Churchill.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (HB/rE)

223 Cherokee Genealogist: Elizabeth Warren's Claims of Indian Ancestry are "Ludicrous"

That's "Chief Ludicrous", my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather on my mother's mother's father's mother's father's father's mother's mother's father's father's father's side.

Posted by: Lizzie ~~Borden~~ Warren at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (8gDQu)

224 Lib Law Professor Alan Dershowitz: "Keith Ellison Has To Be Fired Immediately" From DNC For Lying About Ties To Farrakhan

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This is one of those cases where "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

225 She can be anyone she wants to be in Florida.

We've got something for everyone.

Posted by: Rick Scott at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

226 Give her a real test, send over some fire water, and see if she can leave it untouched.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)

227 She once had sex with a Cherokee. So Cherokee by injection.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2018 03:20 PM (igFq3)
...........

and so the horrible mistreatment of Native Americans continues...

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (HgMAr)

228 Dances with Prairie Crabs

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (QrBXe)

229 This is completely non controversial. Utterly without any discussion. Everyone knows she's full of crap on this, but the real key is why she did it and how. She got special treatment in school for it, abusing the policies for her advantage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)

230
Sean Davis
The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to hide the revelations.

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (y3aQB)

231 Dances with Prairie Crabs
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Dances and Scratches

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (vg8iE)

232 Hell, a black family just got thrown out of public housing by a typical white billionaire.

A black First Lady lost her job to an immigrant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:24 PM (OrxbI)

233 If she had half a brain, she'd scam some DNA from someone she thought was part Indian and send it in.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90

__________

If she does run and gets the Dem nom, that's a given she'll do that and then anyone that brought it up again would be labeled something between a birther and a racist.

Posted by: Maritime at March 16, 2018 03:25 PM (lKmt3)

234 207 182 Marshall up six over Witchita State with two minutes to go.
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at March 16, 2018 03:17 PM (dEQP3)

Ok then, Ford gets a double up grade from MS. Projected to $15. I'm rich again

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 03:25 PM (VWsDy)

235 How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?

++

Well known one drop rule

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:25 PM (1IA6b)

236 Its so odd to me people give her any attention or concern at all. She's a nobody, a low-ranking junior member of congress who is a fossil, a crank who says radically left wing nonsense, and someone without a future or significance in national politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)

237 My brothers and sisters in the Schmohawk Band of the Sosueme Nation take heap big umbrage at filthy Scandi iceback Warren.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (fA1SL)

238
I remember my father Runnin Bear loving Little White Dove and drowning in the Navajo River because their parents didn't want them together.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

239 The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to hide the revelations.

Flynn, for one, is going to get the charges against him dismissed with prejudice. Probably Manafort too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (OrxbI)

240 83 What you Whiteys call corn for your clambakes, we call maize.

what do you call a corn maze?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (sGtp+)

241 It is NOT Native American.
It is First Person.

Posted by: PC Police at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (r9UYA)

242 @230
Sean Davis
The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to hide the revelations.

And yet? Nothing. Will. Come of it.

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (slZXA)

243 http://bit.ly/2HHpn41
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Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'
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This twinkle-Toed Fuck doesn't even have a knife in his hand at home. His Life Partner won't allow him

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 03:27 PM (y3aQB)

244 what do you call a corn maze?
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Cultural appropriation!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Shitting Bull" Warren, Esq(uaw) at March 16, 2018 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

245 Fakes it Forked Tongue

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 03:27 PM (oScPm)

246 How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)
..........

Really.

Posted by: the Fukawees at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

247 Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (slZXA)
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Patience: Young Grasshopper

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (y3aQB)

248 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

I would pay money to be in a knife fight with Eric Holder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (OrxbI)

249 Hell, a black family just got thrown out of public housing by a typical white billionaire.

Just think about Hillary Clinton. She spent two presidential campaigns fighting to stop minorities from getting into the White House. First a Halfrican American, and then a Jew. That's some virulent racism there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

250 It is NOT Native American.
It is First Person.

Posted by: PC Police at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (r9UYA)

They still get probated for poating in a draft poat, doesn't matter who they are.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (y87Qq)

251 >>>If she had half a brain, she'd scam some DNA from someone she thought was part Indian and send it in.

Doctor: So, I'm sorry to tell you that you are not an Indian... and you also have prostate cancer.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QrBXe)

252 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'
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Like your former boss and more-than-likely sex partner said, if they bring a knife, you bring a....

well, you know the rest.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

253 Pretty violent sounding words from the chinless wonder there....

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (LiyEm)

254 Her whole story is bullshit. My mother's family is Cherokee and from Oklahoma, as in both of her parents were on the Dawes Rolls and tribal members. They were both mixed blood.

At the time she claims her family was experiencing prejudice due to Cherokee heritage, it was almost unheard of. The whole state was basically a reservation of one kind or another. Its like a jew claiming discrimination in Tel Aviv. Her whole goddamned story reeks of bullshit.

Finally, it reminds me of the time one of my cousins wasn't accepted to veterinary school and considered reapplying as a minority. My grandmother hit the roof. Her attitude was that taking handouts like that conferred inferior status on us and that we were quite the opposite and should behave as such.

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 03:28 PM (h5ffp)

255 248. Begun, the Bidding Wars have.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (fA1SL)

256 It is First Person.

Posted by: PC Police at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM

Bob Dole speaks in the third person. That's what Bob Dole does.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (ZQfW9)

257 The main problem with Massachusetts politicians is that they think the rest of the country thinks like Massachusetts.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

258 It is NOT Native American.
It is First Person.

I love that term. First? They are the sons of sons of sons of sons of sons of people who murdered and took over land from people who murdered and took over land from people who murdered and took over land.... etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

259 My family on moms side definitely has a Mohawk woman somewhere back in its history but it's futile to claim anything from that. It's mostly just a joke thing for the census shitheads

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (1IA6b)

260 My grandmother always told us that we had Indian blood from our grandfather's side. (His ancestors were here in the early 1800s, so plausible.)

When I was in my early 20s I was asked by an emergency room doctor if I was Native American and I replied that I was. (Dark brown hair and eyes, high cheekbones.)

But my dad did the spit test, and revealed absolutely no Native American DNA. We were both bummed, but accepted it.

Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (XoAz8)

261 242: I fear you are probably right. In a year Mueller has threatened Flynn with financial ruin and possible jail time. Manafort could get many years in prison. Dem operatives at the bottom of all the "collusion" and corruption can't even get fired for cause.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (5gaNQ)

262 It is NOT Native American.
It is First Person.

Posted by: PC Police at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM (r9UYA)

Considering that there were three major waves across the Bering Straits that becomes a bit problematic, in itself, not to mention the fighting over land after.

In any event, I never got the "Native American" thing. There was no America until the Europeans got here. If the left really wants to go with that sort of term then it really should be "Native ____" since the Indians didn't have a name for the continent (or the concept of a continent, even). To call them "Native Americans" is to imply that "America" existed before anyone called it "America". So, it was always America! Sort self-defeating for the PC folks, given the intention of that term.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (8gDQu)

263 good old Indian lore. aren't there like 100 Lover's Leaps in the U.S.

Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (nFwvY)

264 Finally, it reminds me of the time one of my cousins wasn't accepted to veterinary school and considered reapplying as a minority. My grandmother hit the roof. Her attitude was that taking handouts like that conferred inferior status on us and that we were quite the opposite and should behave as such.
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Reminds me of a physician we had working here. Wanted to be a vet. Couldn't get into the school, so he became an MD.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

265 Warren "has no respect for true Native Americans."

But she has respect for true Native American job set-asides, especially the "$300k per-year-for-teaching-one-class-at-Harvard kind.

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (0IaIs)

266 243
http://bit.ly/2HHpn41

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Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

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This twinkle-Toed Fuck doesn't even have a knife in his hand at home. His Life Partner won't allow him

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 03:27 PM (y3aQB)

Talks tough. He'll do it to. This is they guy who ran guns to Mexico to get people killed. Thing is, has he ever been in a knife fight where both sides were playing with the same rules? And by same rules I mean both know that there are no rules.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ymnmz)

267 If she had half a brain, she'd scam some DNA from someone she thought was part Indian and send it in.

"It turns out that Elizabeth Warren does actually have Cherokee ancestry... and that she is male."
--23 and Me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

268 The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to hide the revelations.

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These people were operating like this because it was the norm. It means the J dept is lawless.

Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?

Posted by: stripes at March 16, 2018 03:30 PM (K+SHl)

269 If Elizabeth Warren had been a Republican she would have been forced by the Dem/MSM to step down from the Senate and Harvard would probably be charging her for fraudulently representing herself as a Native American Indian.
Since she's a Dem., not a problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 03:31 PM (PvFoN)

270 I could laugh about this if it weren't for the fact that this is a sitting U.S. Senator, and she is really and truly claiming a different ethnicity than what is in her DNA based on her feelings.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:31 PM (g5YYQ)

271 257 The main problem with Massachusetts politicians is that they think the rest of the country thinks like Massachusetts.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

We don't even follow their rules in the Berkshires.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 03:31 PM (VWsDy)

272 You know who's even more ludicrous than Warren?
Harvard Law School.
They relentlessly pimped her as a "Native American" faculty member.
They never batted an eye when this whitest-of-white broad claimed to be a Cherokee.
They hired her solely because of that claim. (Show me ANYONE on the Harvard Law faculty whose law school is on the C level of Rutgers.)

Now, the federal standards of the Office of Racial Purity ---(they should call it that) --- say that you must be at least 1/16 Injun AND have social connections to your tribe. That is, you must be known to them.

You would think that Harvard Law, being full of lawyers would know that. And they of course DID know the criteria --- but they didn't want to ask. They had an INJUN, a real INJUN!!!! Take that, Yale! You may have a lesbian Honduran but we have an INJUN!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 03:32 PM (0jtPF)

273 Reason number 2 why I don't give a damn about this...

Elizabeth Warren is ancient, unaccomplished back-bencher, and less charismatic than Hillary Clinton. She's annoying to listen to, shrill - again, like Cankles. She is, to borrow a phrase, everyone's ex-wife.

She's going nowhere. She's a distraction - the proverbial Shiny Object(tm).

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:32 PM (slZXA)

274 My family on moms side definitely has a Mohawk woman somewhere back in its history but it's futile to claim anything from that.

Yeah the story is down my dad's side we have some Sioux blood in us, but who knows? Probably just a story. If its true its like 1/128th or something meaningless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

275 And now a Georgia ski lift goes full Terminator. Horrifying video.

http://bit.ly/2ItFweF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

276 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'
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Wow. I mean what I just said on steroids. You'd think they'd offer up some half assed excuse. Nope. It violence.

This is really it. They were running lawless operation, and they resent being called on it. How dare you try to make us follow the law. WE ARE THE LAW.

Well judge Dredd Holder. I hope to see you in Gitmo soon.

Posted by: stripes at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (X/o9e)

277 Democrats don't care, but Drudge today says Consumer Confidence hit a new high in the most recent numbers and Food Stamp use is reportedly at a six year low, and moving lower. Trump has been in office only fourteen months. But STORMY WHATSHERNAME!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (rBnYq)

278 You may have a lesbian Honduran but we have an INJUN!!!!
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Ahem.

Puerto Rican

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

279 wanna know who's a true, authentic Indian?

Chief Knock-a-homa, that's who!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)

280 I'm a member of the Pawnee people.

Posted by: Chumlee at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

281 Warren/Kamala 2020!

Posted by: DNC at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (ctuyM)

282 How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?

Sounds way cooler than Pottawatomie.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (xBSm0)

283
Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

You want a knife fight

You'd settle for a bare knuckle brawl

You'll get a dance off

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

284 and Food Stamp use is reportedly at a six year low, and moving lower.
=========

THAT scares the Dems.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (vg8iE)

285 They relentlessly pimped her as a "Native American" faculty member.
They never batted an eye when this whitest-of-white broad claimed to be a Cherokee.

They were also totally willing to accept the blatantly American Barack Obama as being from Kenya as well. Not because they figured either were true, but because it checks off boxes in their "inclusive academia" checklist for virtue signalling. See, we are getting more minorities in our students, not just Jews!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)

286 31 Blues eyes and blonde hair is a sure sign of Cherokee ancestry.

Who doesn't know that??!!?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 02:59 PM (vg8iE)

Wierd stuff happens. My cousin's daughter who is probably an 1/8th Cherokee on her mother's side and whose father is 3/4 Choctaw (and looks it, in spades) has blond hair blue eyes and could pass for a dirty scandi. If you know her dad you can see his eyes, enough to know there's nothing hinky going on anyway.

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (h5ffp)

287 266: Horowitz' report said Holder knew nothing about Fast and Furious! How dare you impugn the great and impartial Obama wingman

Posted by: Snoreregard at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (5gaNQ)

288 And now a Georgia ski lift goes full Terminator. Horrifying video.

It went back in time to kill Sarah Connor?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (OrxbI)

289 She's going nowhere. She's a distraction - the proverbial Shiny Object(tm).
======
You are absolutely right..

However, take a lesson from the left.

there is value in ritual humiliation.

Posted by: stripes at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (LGBR7)

290 "How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?"

Trail of Tears. Extra victimhood points.

Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

291 So Liz Warren is endorsing the view that it's possible to be transracial?

- hard hitting questions you'll never hear the media ask

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (mk7Bj)

292 But to the extent that they want to have a fight, let’s do it. You want to rumble, let’s rumble. You want to have a knife fight, we’re gonna do it.” - Eric Holder

Geez, when did "leaders" start speaking about brawling and gang weapons for defending turf.

Oh, wait...since the Obama Adm. That's when it started. At least in my lifetime. We had thugs bcz of him.

This is why we have ridiculous antifa and other violence. Their leaders call for it.

And the media, our gatekeepers are calling him out for it.

Bwahahahahaha

You didn't actually believe that, did ya.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (oScPm)

293 off movie sock

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (SG6Dz)

294 Previously, Elizabeth Warren refused to say she would take a DNA test, claiming that she knew in her heart who she is.
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Right on, sister! Stay strong!

Posted by: ~~Rachel Dolezal~~ Nkechi Amare Diallo at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (w1zJX)

295 283

Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

You want a knife fight

You'd settle for a bare knuckle brawl

You'll get a dance off

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

Golf Clap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

296 If Elizabeth Warren had been a Republican she would have been forced by the Dem/MSM to step down from the Senate
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She grew up a Republican but obviously knew her path to success was going to require playing fast and loose with facts, and would therefore require being a Democrat, so switch she did!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (rBnYq)

297 And now a Georgia ski lift goes full Terminator. Horrifying video.

http://bit.ly/2ItFweF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2018 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

Wait for the yob tvoyu mat...

Yep, right on cue.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 03:36 PM (y87Qq)

298 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

They always say this kind of crap but every time its either just the cries of terrified dismay, or like my dad's plan to mow the law:

"You mow, you rake, and I'll sit in a hammock and drink ice tea."

These leftist leaders never do, they only stir others up to take action. They never give up, sacrifice, or take action beyond a protest appearance holding a sign. They never actually do what they tell others to. They're like the Mullah preaching the glories of other people martyring themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:36 PM (39g3+)

299
I would GUESS that maybe native American Indians might have some more
traceable genetic markers, but that might be wrong.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:23 PM (bT8Z4)

They don't. All that can be shown is a particular haplogroup or groups that are common in Native Americans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 03:36 PM (wYseH)

300 but Drudge today says Consumer Confidence hit a new high in the most recent numbers and Food Stamp use is reportedly at a six year low, and moving lower. Trump has been in office only fourteen months.

Yet Pennsylvanian voters wanted a Democrat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:36 PM (OrxbI)

301 >>>>>The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the
FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the
agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to
hide the revelations.

Flynn, for one, is going to get the charges against him dismissed with prejudice. Probably Manafort too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:26 PM
.
.
.Yep, it's falling apart.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (+Dllb)

302 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'
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Someone on twitter should mention to him that
Zoolander is a more convincing tough guy than he.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (LGBR7)

303 This is why we have ridiculous antifa and other violence. Their leaders call for it.
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Notice how at almost the same moment the antifa and blm just disappeared? Why, it's almost as if they have puppet masters who finance and organize them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (c/EDo)

304 283 West Side Story?

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (1IA6b)

305 Yet Pennsylvanian voters wanted a Democrat.

Posted by: Grump928
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Or did they.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (I/gfW)

306 I have Chickasaw blood. I really have the hots for a Chickasaw yesterday.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

307 The line for volunteers to knife fight Eric Holder starts

____________Here______________

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ymnmz)

308 Saw this article and it drove me nuts.
Axios write an article about an off the record meeting.

John Kelly acknowledged in an off-the-record session with reporters today that his boss, Donald Trump, is likely speculating about staff moves to people outside the White House and that reporters are then talking to those people. And that's how a good deal of news is likely being made about all the possible replacements.

It's an off the record meeting!! Why are you reporting this? This is why.

How we know this: Axios was not invited to the off-the-record session and is therefore not bound by the rules. We got our information from three sources familiar with the meeting, who paraphrased the discussion.

Absolutely crazy.

So what happened?

Did someone on Kelly's staff leak?

Did Trump leak...or his staff?

Did Kelly leak it right after having a off-the-record meeting minutes earlier?

Did one of the invitees talk to Axios thinking "oh yeah, Axios is part of the "MSM club" so we'll tell them what happened and then Axios felt no obligation to keep it off the record because they got it second hand?

Like I said, absolutely crazy.

Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

309 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:38 PM (LTE9d)

310 So, McCabe's pension is safe, and Slumberin' Jeff gave PDT the middle finger again, we can assume?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 16, 2018 03:38 PM (WDCYi)

311 The white man won't let me eat my crab salad in peace.

Posted by: Princess Running Joke at March 16, 2018 03:38 PM (MpOUn)

312 Notice how at almost the same moment the antifa and blm just disappeared? Why, it's almost as if they have puppet masters who finance and organize them.
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Well, right now, we're too busy organizing the Children's Crusade.

Posted by: Geo. Soros, et al. at March 16, 2018 03:38 PM (c/EDo)

313 "I want you to get in their face" when arguing politics with neighbors.
-- Barack Obama

"You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it"
-- Eric Holder
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Any wonder Democrats are running around beating up Republicans and shooting Congressmen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (rBnYq)

314 I can't show you my dick because I don't have it anymore. You'll just have to take my word for it.

Posted by: Liz Warren: Post Op Tranny at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (O5Q3r)

315 That ski left went Carrie in Reverse!

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (ZhkSQ)

316 But just to be clear

Yes I want to have a knife fight. We would win

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (1IA6b)

317 Can we call her '23 and not me' Warren?

Posted by: gerel at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (dgEFv)

318 They don't. All that can be shown is a particular haplogroup or groups that are common in Native Americans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2018 03:36 PM (wYseH)

KTY got .8% Broadly Asian or Native American coz they can't tell the difference when it's that small

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM (hMwEB)

319 RE: 23andme and accuracy:

I did it, several of my 1st cousins did it. They tagged us 100% of the time as first cousins, without us telling them and they had us tagged as native american within a percentage point of difference. The only exception was one cousin whose mother is Brazilian and they had her tagged as quite a bit more than the rest of us since she got it from both parents.

Those in the next generation that took it are tagged as almost exactly half as much as my generation, as one would expect.

My experience is that it is both fairly accurate and consistent.

My take? Fauxcahontas has taken the test and it shows nothing.

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (h5ffp)

320 Like I said, absolutely crazy.
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its an op.
they are leaker hunting.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (oCgm4)

321 Will her campaign theme song be Cherokee Nation?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (nBr1j)

322 310. Looking that way. Sigh.....

* orders MOAR ammo *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (fA1SL)

323 Holder... in a knife fight?

**pictures the sloth playing Pictionary in the commercial now going at someone with a knife**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (QrBXe)

324 Sen. Warren, "Bury my heart at the CFPB."

Posted by: geoffb at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (zOpu5)

325 Being a sloppy drunk that's falls down in public and can't hold a real job makes you Hillary Clinton, not a Cherokee, Miss Warren, Goofy Elizabeth

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (8OpRV)

326 I would assume this screeching scold and fraud is becoming irrelevant, if not for the ongoing careers of politicians who are even more dishonest and stupid.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Uv2+Q)

327 My father who had high cheekbones and dark eyes and was a dark haired slightly bronzed man had someone ask him when he was a teenager whether he was a Native American. He said "Yes; I'm the Semite tribe. We came over from Russia." He would have looked more of the part of Native American than Fauxchohantas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (8+Ozj)

328 320 Like I said, absolutely crazy.
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its an op.
they are leaker hunting.
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:40 PM (oCgm4)
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My gosh, I hope so.

Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

329 She's no Human Being.

Posted by: Little Big Man at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (QLvwG)

330 You wanna get Democrats? Here's how you get them. He pulls a knife, you pull
a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to
the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Democrats!

--Sean Connery in "Untouchables"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (rBnYq)

331 I did it, several of my 1st cousins did it. They tagged us 100% of the time as first cousins, without us telling them and they had us tagged as native american within a percentage point of difference. The only exception was one cousin whose mother is Brazilian

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They can tell hardwood/carpeted by a DNA test?

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

332 Every year at work we have to take an employee satisfaction survey. Totes anonymous! They start by who your supervisor is, your race, sex, blah, blah. by the time the questions are over, they know exactly who is filliing out the form even with no name. I lie my ass off.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

333 Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
It's bad manners.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2018 03:42 PM (xBSm0)

334 She grew up a Republican but obviously knew her path to success was going to require playing fast and loose with facts, and would therefore require being a Democrat, so switch she did!
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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I think it was the same with Hilz?

Posted by: Geo. Soros, et al. at March 16, 2018 03:42 PM (c/EDo)

335 I can't show you my dick because I don't have it anymore.
Posted by: Liz Warren: Post Op Tranny at March 16, 2018 03:39 PM

You were supposed to put it in the bag.

Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Preservation Society at March 16, 2018 03:42 PM (ctuyM)

336 289
....However, take a lesson from the left.
there is value in ritual humiliation.

Posted by: stripes at March 16, 2018 03:34 PM (LGBR7)
---------------------------------------
BINGO!
This is VERY important because it makes the SJW Left look venal and ridiculous to ordinary LIVs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 16, 2018 03:42 PM (0jtPF)

337 West Side Story?

-
Tonight tonight
I'll prance and slice and fight

- Eric Holder

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

338 They can tell hardwood/carpeted by a DNA test?
======
the wax can alter your DNA -- its true!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (dW0m/)

339 >>Sounds way cooler than Pottawatomie.

or Blackfoot.

Posted by: PC Police at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

340 The Infinity War trailer that dropped today, it moved me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (xJa6I)

341 I did it, several of my 1st cousins did it. They tagged us 100% of the time as first cousins

That part is a lot more clear and easy to tell, its scientific. The racial background stuff is a lot more vague and uncertain, involving judgment calls. That's the less scientific part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

342 They can tell hardwood/carpeted by a DNA test?
Posted by: josephistan
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Wax residue is the giveaway.

Posted by: *ducks* at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (leCj4)

343 230 The exchanges between Strzok and Page about the FISA judge are so explosive and damaging to DOJ's credibility that the agency redacted them in full in records provided to Congress in order to hide the revelations.

In his letter to Congress, that accompanied the texts in January, Asst. AG Stephen Boyd told Congress they were editing and redacting for "personal" convos and for things that Mueller considered part of his SC. Boyd works under Rosenstein (per the only info I can find) and is a former Sessions staffer from the Senate.

Posted by: Ever at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (OLS0m)

344
The line for volunteers to knife fight Eric Holder starts

It would be like the scene from Airplane with the hysterical woman

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (lKyWE)

345 319: I agree with you. My kid did 23 and me, told them next to nothing and all sorts of my relatives showed up on her profile despite varied last names.

My husband then did it and a first cousin he did not know about showed up, then took his profile down.

Posted by: Snoreregard at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (5gaNQ)

346 If she ends up running for the presidency against Donald Trump you know he will be merciless in his mockery.
She'll whine and screech about racism and sexism, but will be unable to answer.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (nBr1j)

347 Alright who the F invited Mick Dundee?!!!!

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)

348 "Wierd stuff happens. My cousin's daughter who is probably an 1/8th
Cherokee on her mother's side and whose father is 3/4 Choctaw (and looks
it, in spades) has blond hair blue eyes and could pass for a dirty
scandi. If you know her dad you can see his eyes, enough to know there's
nothing hinky going on anyway."

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Blond hair and blue eyes on the postman?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk)

349 PDT should start calling McConnell, Turtle.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

350 They can tell hardwood/carpeted by a DNA test?

Its a DNA test and a floor wax!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

351 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

He sounds scared, frankly.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:45 PM (g5YYQ)

352 blm, antifa, ows, code pink, kids march is all the same thing. They never go away, just get re branded by Soros and his cohorts.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 16, 2018 03:45 PM (Sf18x)

353 Eric Holder has been practicing and is ready

https://preview.tinyurl.com/lg62ewn

Posted by: Huck Follywood, pass the ketchup please at March 16, 2018 03:45 PM (rBnYq)

354 They can tell hardwood/carpeted by a DNA test?

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
..........

Depends where they swab.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

355 Our Republican Senators and Reps should be calling Holder out on such rhetoric.

For the record, Holder has said before he believes in violence, not the MLK peaceful way. It was an interview he did with another guy who said the same, can't remember his name. Wears glasses.

Yea, the media saw nothing wrong with that either.

Could some leaders - Dem, Republican, Someone - condemn this rhetoric...because it is insane.

Double standards...bcz if Trump had said this...

Anyway, I find it repulsive. And I find Holder grotesque.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 03:46 PM (oScPm)

356 Does anybody think Stedman the Chinless Wonder has ever been in involved in a knife fight? Whatta poseur.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

357 He sounds scared, frankly.

Exactly. This is the voice of fear, not confidence or bravery. They stink of poo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

358 341 I did it, several of my 1st cousins did it. They tagged us 100% of the time as first cousins

That part is a lot more clear and easy to tell, its scientific. The racial background stuff is a lot more vague and uncertain, involving judgment calls. That's the less scientific part.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

I agree that it is less solid, but in our case it was pretty much dead on from what we had calculated from family records. My cousin whose father is a documented 3/4 NA showed up on 23andme with what would be calculated within about 3%. It isn't 100%, but it is not the shit science that many here are claiming.

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 03:47 PM (h5ffp)

359 agree with you. My kid did 23 and me, told them next to nothing and all sorts of my relatives showed up on her profile despite varied last names.
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you are the product. they are mapping the population genetically, and you are paying them to do it. In the future, everyone will pay for their own chains.

PS - if I ran an insurance company, I'd pay big money for that kind of data.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:47 PM (K+SHl)

360 And never forget the JEF saying "We'll bring a gun!".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 16, 2018 03:47 PM (WDCYi)

361 I'm the Indian of the group.

Posted by: Jimmy Carl Black at March 16, 2018 03:47 PM (OrxbI)

362 359 agree with you. My kid did 23 and me, told them next to nothing and all sorts of my relatives showed up on her profile despite varied last names.
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you are the product. they are mapping the population genetically, and you are paying them to do it. In the future, everyone will pay for their own chains.

PS - if I ran an insurance company, I'd pay big money for that kind of data.
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:47 PM (K+SHl)

Exactly. 23 & Me is Google/Alphabet, and I'm not giving them my DNA for any damn thing.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 16, 2018 03:48 PM (WDCYi)

363 The Infinity War trailer that dropped today, it moved me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (xJa6I)

Just watched it. Yeah ... pretty good.

"Your plan is pretty good. Except it sucks."

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 03:48 PM (fiGNd)

364 Exactly. 23 & Me is Google/Alphabet, and I'm not giving them my DNA for any damn thing.

We have a winner.

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:48 PM (slZXA)

365 290 "How come every BS native American claims to be Cherokee?"

Trail of Tears. Extra victimhood points.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

That might be part of it, but I think more of it is ubiquity of Cherokees. There was a LOT of mixing between early settlers and Cherokees. They also don't require blood quantum to be a member. If you can prove you have an ancestor on the Dawes or one other roll you're in. Period.

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (h5ffp)

366 I went to an Indian casino once. I think that makes me more Indian than Warren.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

367 She needs a right foot wop.

Posted by: Billy Jack at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

368 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

Dems have been using the "knives" all along. They're just not used to anyone fighting back.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (g5YYQ)

369 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (O5Q3r)

370 359: Perhaps. But as it showed minimal inheritable disease info it's not an issue for us. We did the whole Tay-Sachs ethnic stuff years ago

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (5gaNQ)

371 I'm one quarter Cleopatra. Even though I only have European blood.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (oScPm)

372 Exactly. 23 & Me is Google/Alphabet, and I'm not giving them my DNA for any damn thing.

Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (OrxbI)

373 356
Does anybody think Stedman the Chinless Wonder has ever been in involved in a knife fight? Whatta poseur.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2018 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

I read somewhere that he was involved in an armed take over of a Colombia university Administrative office in the 60's. There was credible evidence that he was in fact a gun carrier.

Not trying to hyperventilate or overstate the case, but he might be a little more hardcore that first glance. Physically soft, but hardcore ideologue who would bring the fight the best he knows how, hence the law degree and the inflammatory rhetoric

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

374 "All that can be shown is a particular haplogroup or groups that are common in Native Americans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

OK, but I thought that was the point ... get a few groups that are 97% related to one race/region/whatever ... and the odds become very high that ancestors were from that tribe/family/region.

but again ... details depend on how well they have really mapped all that, and how much is too broad to be very specific. afaik

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (bT8Z4)

375 Daily Caller: Students Trash Walmart During Anti-Gun Walkout In Chicago

Let the Children Lead...us to Walmart and really wreck the place!

Posted by: Elizabeth Rat at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)

376 I took the 23andMe along with a bunch of family members both sides.

It was a Christmas present for the family thing.

We learned:
-Primarily British Isles explains lack of any tanning ever
-Y chromosome came from the Viking invasions of Britain
-Dad's got a tiny bit of Jew in him from his mother
-No endurance athletic genes in the family, already knew that
-The cousins I get along with best are unsuprisingly the ones I am most genetically related to
-Only surprise was that:
X Chromosome from...eastern China? but zero Chinese DNA, all white except for Dad's mom's Ashkenazi which doesnt impacg my X chromosome. That one is still a mystery.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (8OpRV)

377 I need teepee.

Teepee for my bunghole.

Posted by: Lizzy "Squawnto" Warren at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (2Mnv1)

378 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

Eric Zoolander Holder to GOP: " You wanna have a gasoline fight, we're gonna do it!"

*blue steel*

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (/PfHq)

379 One of my great grandfathers was either NA, or his parents have him a really weird name for an Irish kid.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:51 PM (g5YYQ)

380 365: I know a jewish girl claiming to be Algonquin to get set aside entertainment jobs. She looks the part.

I also knew a fair haired, blue eyed family that are documented Ojibways

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (5gaNQ)

381 Dems have been using the "knives" all along. They're just not used to anyone fighting back.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (g5YYQ)

Well said.

I think it's part of why the GOP Establishment hates Trump. They refuse to fight back, and they resent anyone else that will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (fiGNd)

382 X Chromosome from...eastern China? but zero Chinese DNA, all white except for Dad's mom's Ashkenazi which doesnt impacg my X chromosome. That one is still a mystery.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (8OpRV)

The hell it is.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Mongols at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (y87Qq)

383 Why do you ask, Two-Paddys-Fucking?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (OrxbI)

384
I read somewhere that he was involved in an armed take over of a Colombia university Administrative office in the 60's. There was credible evidence that he was in fact a gun carrier.

But they only let him have one bullet

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (lKyWE)

385 363 The Infinity War trailer that dropped today, it moved me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (xJa6I)

Just watched it. Yeah ... pretty good.

"Your plan is pretty good. Except it sucks."
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 03:48 PM (fiGNd)

Peter fucking Quill, the kid does not lack for balls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (xJa6I)

386 California Republicans Distance Themselves From Trump on Visit -BB

Posted by: Billy Jack at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (r9UYA)

387 The Infinity War trailer that dropped today, it moved me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (xJa6I)

I still don't like Thanos without black eyes. With normal eyes, he looks like a big purple Homer Simpson

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

388 Dems have been using the "knives" all along. They're just not used to anyone fighting back.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (g5YYQ)

Well said.

I think it's part of why the GOP Establishment hates Trump. They refuse to fight back, and they resent anyone else that will.
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Well to torture a metaphor, its against the treaty that's been in place for decades.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (zu28p)

389 I went to an Indian casino once. I think that makes me more Indian than Warren.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 03:49 PM (oiNtH)
...........

Drunk and broke?
I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

390 Eric Holder to GOP: 'You want to have a knife fight, we're gonna do it'

/draws blade

See yer six and raise ya thirty...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (AM1GF)

391 387 The Infinity War trailer that dropped today, it moved me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:43 PM (xJa6I)

I still don't like Thanos without black eyes. With normal eyes, he looks like a big purple Homer Simpson
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

Yeah, the skin tones still don't look right. But in his armor, he looks okay.

His dialog has been damn fine villain dialog though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 03:54 PM (xJa6I)

392 Alright who the F invited Mick Dundee?!!!!
Posted by: Eric Holder
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Here's a clue, Eric, Jim Bowie and Bowe Bergdahl are not cut from the same cloth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (9tO1t)

393 Wait, Tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day?
Erin go bragh, to all my Irish cousins!

Posted by: Elizabeth O'Warren at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (O5Q3r)

394 16:00 on Friday afternoon

Guess who still has a job.

Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (slZXA)

395 16:00 on Friday afternoon

Guess who still has a job.
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an acute observation.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (xlLwM)

396 "If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun."

Posted by: Barky O'Blarney Super Tough Guy at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (oiNtH)

397 I watched a Billy Jack marathon once

Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (nFwvY)

398 Holder is an inbred cocksucker. He can be my huckleberry any time.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 03:56 PM (r9UYA)

399 California Republicans Distance Themselves From Trump on Visit -BB
Posted by: Billy Jack

Just cut that fucking state loose and revert it back to territory status.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (LTE9d)

400 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (LTE9d)

401 Just cut that fucking state loose and revert it back to territory status.
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Cut it up for parts first.

Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 03:57 PM (SG6Dz)

402 Drunk and broke?
I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth

By the time I left I was!

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (oiNtH)

403 >>394 16:00 on Friday afternoon

Guess who still has a job.

Sessions is plotting in his Fortress Of Solitude.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)

404 My parents told me how the government threw them all in the internment camps during the war! It's one of the reasons I fear Trump so much!
Domo Arigato!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warrenimoto at March 16, 2018 03:58 PM (O5Q3r)

405 Don't use your real name.
Posted by: Grump928
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*?*

Supporting Google anonymously is better?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 04:00 PM (Zdm89)

406 >>>382 X Chromosome from...eastern China? but zero Chinese DNA, all white except for Dad's mom's Ashkenazi which doesnt impacg my X chromosome. That one is still a mystery.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 03:50 PM (8OpRV)

The hell it is.
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Mongols at March 16, 2018 03:52 PM (y87Qq)
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Considered that. But the X Chromosome is only passed maternally.

Seems unlikely the Mongols were bringing hot Mongolian babes along with their invading army only to forget and leave them behind for the locals to marry.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 04:01 PM (8OpRV)

407 394 16:00 on Friday afternoon

Guess who still has a job.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2018 03:55 PM (slZXA)

Both parties are running a collaborative con job on PDT, and on us as citizens.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 16, 2018 04:04 PM (WDCYi)

408 I'm one quarter Cleopatra. Even though I only have European blood

Cleopatra was a ridiculously inbred Macedonian herself.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 04:09 PM (KR1Dw)

409 my X chromosome is M33c, which is Chinese. lots of Ashkenazim have that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (KR1Dw)

410 406 Considered that. But the X Chromosome is only passed maternally.

yeah, but your mom got one of *her* X chromosomes from her father.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (sGtp+)

411 >>>410 406 Considered that. But the X Chromosome is only passed maternally.

yeah, but your mom got one of *her* X chromosomes from her father.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 04:14 PM (sGtp+)
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Yes, but not the one she passes on. That one always comes from the mother. The paternal X chromosome is a dummy copy which doesn't do much unless the proper one is damaged such as in Fragile X syndrome, ect

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 04:22 PM (8OpRV)

412 >>>409 my X chromosome is M33c, which is Chinese. lots of Ashkenazim have that.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 04:11 PM (KR1Dw)
_________.
I didn't know that. Interesting. Thank you.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 04:23 PM (8OpRV)

413 Actually, since she used it in employment, she has violated EEOC law. You may not designate American Indian ancestry without tribal certification as I remember from my old corporate EEOC days.
Why is that while we assume all politicians are crooks, literally most prominent Dem ones actually are. Both Clintons, Warren, Frank, Dodd, Kennedy - what a list.

Posted by: JEM1 at March 16, 2018 04:27 PM (89dxs)

414 I live in the area of the Seneca Nation in Western NYS. The women I see working in the smoke shops/gas stations have really black hair. (of course not all are Seneca) If Warren dyes her hair black, and puts a feather in it, it still doesn't make her an Indian.

Posted by: Colin at March 16, 2018 04:31 PM (fUQKs)

415 Many people in Oklahoma believe they have an indian ancestor somewhere. Not everyone marks that box on the forms and tries to get jobs and college money from it.

Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at March 16, 2018 05:40 PM (jAraR)

416 Right. No other people on earth apart from Native Americans have high cheekbones.

Scots, Austrian, German Englishwoman with very high cheekbones.

Posted by: True the Note at March 16, 2018 06:31 PM (HLTe8)

417 Some enterprising young journalist like, say, James O'Keefe, needs to interview Warren in a coffee shop. Get her on video drinking from and then discarding her cup, take it and test it and see what turns up.

Posted by: Sisqui at March 16, 2018 07:11 PM (ienGK)

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