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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Intestinal fortitude, having the strength of your convictions, standing up for yourself...these are all terms to describe what many of us strive for. This young man has arrived. His buddies in the Republican club? Nope. They are panty-waisted little worms, and he is better off being far away from them. I'd suggest he throw poo at them, but they aren't worth the effort. College Republicans president resigns rather than apologize for free speech wall that triggered peers
Some students became so upset by the free speech wall they accused the College Republicans of “hate speech” and “inciting violence” during a heated February campus meeting over it. But even after a parade of his peers took to the mic and accused Eike and other GOP students of hatred, the international student stood his ground. “I don’t feel like stepping back on free speech is the way to go,” Eike, 21, told The College Fix in a telephone interview. Eike left the meeting before it ended, and later other members of the St. Cloud State College Republicans apologized for not vetting the wall more carefully, and subsequently took it down.
The other members seem to be practicing for careers with the GOP! Apologizing for their political philosophy and caving to pressure from their political enemies? Sounds like they would fit right in! Paul Ryan has a few openings. And Mitch McConnell can always use a few spineless weasels on his staff.
IDF paratroopers teach US marines 'lost art' of tunnel combat
I guess it's a valuable skill, but I would far prefer to flood the tunnels or blow them up. Why risk men?
Jamaica’s gun laws, some of the world’s strictest, are based on Socialist PM Michael Manley’s, “There is no place in this society for the gun, now or ever.”
— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) March 14, 2018
The USA has a murder rate of 5 per 100,000 residents
Jamaica’s rate? 60 per 100,000 residents
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2018 11:14 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2018 11:14 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Eggo at March 15, 2018 11:14 AM (HJNe9)
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Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: Eggo at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (HJNe9)
College Republicans of hate speech and inciting violence during a
heated February campus meeting over it.
when will people finally realize that colleges are worthless?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: josephistan at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (NgKpN)
I guess it's a valuable skill, but I would far prefer to flood the tunnels or blow them up. Why risk men?
Roll in seven canisters of CN20
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
(Still time to enter the AoS Bracket Pool. I'm told winner gets a tshirt.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)
They're making great strides in artificially grown organs suitable for implantation.
Posted by: pep at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (wW03z)
I have long wondered why Israel never did this. . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (roQNm)
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Well that is one way to get rid of Progtards
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)
I guess it's a valuable skill, but I would far prefer to flood the tunnels or blow them up.
Fuel/air mixture and "whoomph"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:17 AM (f4vam)
And the more timid the Right gets, the bolder the Left gets. We're doomed.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2018 11:18 AM (xjiRE)
hey Vic....how's the Mrs.?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (0O7c5)
She's doing relatively fine right now, but will be going down to Charleston for some more work in a few months.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:18 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:19 AM (7uYFy)
And the more timid the Right gets, the bolder the Left gets. We're doomed.
Posted by: rickl
National divorce. Amicable or war. Their call.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:19 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: JoeF.
It's that kind of shortsighted thinking that leads to substandard shelving.
Posted by: pep at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (wW03z)
Good on him.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:18 AM (mpXpK)
tell her i said hello.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (0O7c5)
I have ZERO interest in "brackets."
Posted by: JoeF.
They are helpful if you are installing shelves.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Si, mi amigo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (f4vam)
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That is not an approved use of propane or propane accessories! You could have your license pulled by the Propane Gas Association!
Posted by: Hank Hill, Assistant Manager Strickland Propane at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (6Ll1u)
Jamaica's rate? 60 per 100.000 residents.
Machetes don't kill. People with machetes kill.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (Z48ZB)
Just figures they had to bring in an import to get someone with balls.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (7uYFy)
Even funnier when the Democrat base goes insane as their candidates move towards the center (honestly or not).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:23 AM (VM6ev)
The work never stops. It's relentless. You think you've finally shipped your last Assault Weapon with Chainsaw Lug and Thing That Goes Up ... and BAMN !!! ... another order from the FBI, destination Mexico.
Good Grief ... sometimes, I wish all those people would just go to Bass Pro instead. Fill out the paperwork, ya' know ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:23 AM (fiGNd)
Jamaica's rate? 60 per 100.000 residents.
Machetes don't kill. People with machetes kill.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:22 AM (ATVNj)
Keep fucking that jerk chicken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (ymnmz)
They have jackbooted motherfuckers who they believe will do their bidding and don't want you to be able to resist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JoeF.
The admittedly unscientific poll on msn.com had the "no interest" in March Madness choice beating all three other choices combined.
Posted by: josephistan at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2018 11:20 AM (0O7c5)
Hillary also makes the false assumption that ALL women were ready to vote for her until their husbands beat them into pulling the lever for Trump.
What I know about women could fill a thimble, but I do know this: Most women HATE other women.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (7uYFy)
Because it's as big a victory for the smugglers if they have dead kids to lay out for the cameras.
Posted by: SDN at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (kl4hw)
I will never ever again, say to those that espouse Speech rights for Themselves while denying everyone else None.
and srsly hateful speech isn't a right?
what the hell do they think Free Speech is written into the constitution?
Certainly not to protect the favored speech of the day.
at a University! What are these people actually being educated, with Half of them not even prepared to acknowledge the MOST Basic of human rights.
Will they say those Farrakan marches should be shut down?
what about anti Israel Marches?
They are extremely selective in their outrage, and Desire for tyranny
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (r9UYA)
Because it's as big a victory for the smugglers if they have dead kids to lay out for the cameras.
Posted by: SDN at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (kl4hw)
Eh, they're going to that shit anyway. Flood the tunnel and collapse it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
The admittedly unscientific poll on msn.com had the "no interest" in March Madness choice beating all three other choices combined.
Posted by: josephistan at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
I believe this, but the people into this bullshit are loud and full of passion.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (7uYFy)
When trade schools start offering intersectional welding and plumber's privilege classes, head for the hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (VM6ev)
other members of the St. Cloud State College Republicans apologized for not vetting the wall more carefully, and subsequently took it down.
Future members of the Chamber of Commerce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: geoffb at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM (/ikqi)
You know who else was extremely selective in his outrage and desire for tyranny?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
wait, is Mrs Vic sick?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 11:21 AM (hMwEB)
Just the long recovery from her cancer.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
When trade schools start offering intersectional welding and plumber's privilege classes, head for the hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (VM6ev)
Just you wait. They'll have lectures on why sweating a pipe joint is patriarchal oppression.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
The Israelis do that and other more advanced things, but sometimes they do have to send troops in also. This is not a one stop solution problem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:23 AM (VM6ev)
I think they'll go along with the farce just this one time.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (7uYFy)
I have long wondered why Israel never did this. . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (JNTt1)
In other words, a larger version of gopher killers.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (nBr1j)
They'll restrict the argument to "G8 countries", or "developed countries". If you insist on bringing up Honduras or Jamaica, they'll simply refuse to engage honestly.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (a0IVu)
This has become the most stupid of times to be an American.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (tPpjQ)
Word
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
I've got think a correction is coming. But young people have to first decide to not cave to the peer pressure that only "smart/cool/correct-thinking" people go to college and the rest of the "dumb" people don't. They need to start pointing out to their friends "how smart is it to graduate with crippling student loan debt, and you've got a what? Degree in 17th century Eurasian literary theory? Good luck finding a job to pay that debt off."
Meanwhile, their other buddies who decided to become engineers or apprentices for plumbers or electricians, etc. are pretty much guaranteed to make good money starting out.
Posted by: Mainah at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (CClpm)
I believe this, but the people into this bullshit are loud and full of passion.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (
Or like me, were bored yesterday.
Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (7uYFy)
*raises hand*
Granted it's not the same as when my school is in it (nothing like being in your own student section and everyone having palpitations at every missed shot and steal, voices gone after the first five minutes) but it's still fun to watch.
And I don't even pay much attention to college hoops anymore outside my Seawolves.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
They by design undermine everyones rights!
even their own.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
The Israelis do that and other more advanced things, but sometimes they do have to send troops in also. This is not a one stop solution problem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (5y11N)
That's fine with me. I'm just saying fuck the optics or propaganda potential.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
If anything, remind them that it's their own lack of self-control that's the real reason they can't tolerate what others say. IOW, it's their problem and theirs alone.
Blaming anyone else for your own problems is just immature and has no place out here in the real world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (GdWl+)
The FBI conducted a series of studies after that bloodbath of a shootout with bank robbers in Miami in 1984. One interesting factoid that emerged is that 15% of those shot by police fall to the ground because they think they're supposed to fall to the ground when shot. Because movies.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (K8f5g)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
They're a 9 seed. Seton Hall in the first round, 1 seed Kansas in the second.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 11:30 AM (72PAC)
Nicole Wallace called PDT a bad word on MSDNC last night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 15, 2018 11:30 AM (5AVMW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2018 11:30 AM (OLCnA)
Stop the aid to Gaza. The PLA has created the humanitarian crisis there. Not our problem.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:30 AM (ATVNj)
I have long wondered why Israel never did this. . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (JNTt1)
Ill ask my son but I know there are lots of good reasons , probably including possibly collapsing the portions of Jerusulam they run under.
Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:23 AM (fiGNd)
A grateful world salutes you!
Now get back to work.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (mk7Bj)
Oh ... I beg to differ, honey. And believe me, I WILL beg if that's what it takes.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
It is a long road...best wishes to her and you.
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (OLCnA)
Any sport, really.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (/ikqi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM
Awww, that chicken is just misunderstood.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (wjryW)
Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Tillerson was hired because he was so friendly to Russia and then fired because he was so tough on Russia. It's almost like you can make the Russiagate thesis comport with any eventuality, regardless of fact pattern
Laurence Tribe
@tribelaw
Not at all. It looks like Russia picked Tillerson to be a Putin puppet, then pushed Trump to fire Tillerson when he proved to be an unreliable puppet. No mystery there.
Laurence Tribe is speaking truth to power.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)
The proper answer to anything they say is "fuck you, snowflake" and then to toss a diaper at their feet.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (dDMQ9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
I've got think a correction is coming. But young people have to first decide to not cave to the peer pressure that only "smart/cool/correct-thinking" people go to college and the rest of the "dumb" people don't.
Whenever a 20 something complains about their student loan debt, I enjoy reminding them they didn't have to go to that really cute, small, private liberal arts college to read English Lit.
Your local community college has access to those same books, and it's not like any of their professors had any really original thoughts about those books.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (iv0p7)
It's time to start defunding these Maoist institutions.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
They're a 9 seed. Seton Hall in the first round, 1 seed Kansas in the second.
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Thanks. I'll keep an eye on the Wolfpack and see if they can do some damage. I used to be summer meat for Norm Sloan's Wolfpack to practice against. Tommy Burleson was a newly recruited Freshman who had never played B-Ball. He was recruited by Norm cuz Tommy was 7 feet tall. During all scrimmages all you heard was Norm yelling 'Tommy, get under the basket'. Four years later they won the Final Four.
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (2LelM)
I know, right?
There's a clip of Meghan McCain on The View (from the last week) where she calls the Clintons a cancer. In the midst of this, another View lady pipes in to defend Hillz, reading stats from some study that married women are more likely to vote the same way as their husbands.
Wait, what?!?
Naturally, this means the wives are blindingly doing what hubby tells them right? Heh. Apparently it never occurred to these Lefties that maybe a married couple has - get this! - shared interests, such as each of them maintaining their jobs, reduced taxes so they can support the family, security for their kids, etc.
Really funny when you consider what a blind spot this is for people like those The View scrunts.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
A charming blend of nationwide marijuana use, political corruption and street gangs, obscured by a distracting veneer of reggae music and steel drums.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: milndful webworker - click me and win at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM
I would do it to avoid getting shot again.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (2NqXo)
engineers or apprentices for plumbers or electricians, etc. are pretty
much guaranteed to make good money starting out.
Posted by: Mainah at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (CClpm)
Newt's special on that raised some serious issues. He interviewed a bunch of businesses in NYC and the general consensus was that they could not keep entry level people long enough to elevate them into positions of responsibility. They were even paying high wages for entry level unskilled people. They said the young people felt like these entry level jobs were 'beneath their dignity'.
And that goes along with something my younger brother once told me. He said entry level college people with engineering degrees expected to be hired on at $100K/year, two weeks vacation, day shift only 40 hour/week jobs with guaranteed weekends off.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK)
A charming blend of nationwide marijuana use, political corruption and street gangs, obscured by a distracting veneer of reggae music and steel drums.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (ATVNj)
Is it bad that that sounds like Brooklyn?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (72PAC)
Really funny when you consider what a blind spot this is for people like those The View scrunts.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
To the left, the only guiding principle women are supposed to have for voting is MUH VUHGINA.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (O5Q3r)
I was in Jamaica many years ago. At that time tourists were warned against going to a particular part of the island. People mysteriously disappeared on going there.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:35 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Timon at March 15, 2018 11:35 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 15, 2018 11:35 AM (tPpjQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
87 NBC's hair is on fire over McCabe's possibly being fired and losing his pension.
Nicole Wallace called PDT a bad word on MSDNC last night.
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They know if he is fired he is under investigation for lots of stuff they don't want people to know about. His firing also means a Special Prosecutor.
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (HPNqc)
Just the long recovery from her cancer.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
It is a long road...best wishes to her and you.
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2018 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
Thanks
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (mpXpK)
Switzerland's laws allow everyone to have guns. What's THEIR murder rate?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (xttKs)
A charming blend of nationwide marijuana use, political corruption and street gangs, obscured by a distracting veneer of reggae music and steel drums.
I Thought Jamaica had really great ocean side tropical resorts and great rum drinks with those little umbrellas.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (roQNm)
Nice! Did you get a ring when they won it all? (I think one of those teams won it all.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (nBr1j)
Oh ... but, but, but the OPTICS !!! That would be almost as bad as flooding a tunnel and killing some Palestinian kids.
Imagine all the Millenial Liberals Without College Degrees the Left will parade out for the news. How can me POSSIBLY prevail against that ?
Better to just send in the Marines, and keep the cash flowing to Big Education. Well ... would you look at the time ? I'm late for tea.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (roQNm)
Just don't leave the grounds of the resort.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
What a wonderful name!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
I went to Gary once.
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
I *may* have literally rolled my eyes right at her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)
87 NBC's hair is on fire over McCabe's possibly being fired and losing his pension.
Nicole Wallace called PDT a bad word on MSDNC last night.
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They know if he is fired he is under investigation for lots of stuff they don't want people to know about. His firing also means a Special Prosecutor.
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (2LelM)
Why if the recommendation came from the FBI?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:24 AM
Awww, that chicken is just misunderstood.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:32 AM (2NqXo)
Should have just been "keep jerking that chicken." Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (K8f5g)
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And if Jamaica would just ban "Assault Style" machetes, murders would be a thing of the past!
Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
Bingo!
I blame Eve Ensler for personifying those things
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
What a wonderful name!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
I went to Gary once.
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LaughingStock Media in full hysteric mode at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (NsI03)
That argument looks to this humble BYU grad like an assertion without a single shred of evidence. Just how I imagine a "legendary" Harvuhd Perfesser to act/think.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (iv0p7)
But when the murder rate numbers are filtered through the Obama Economic Statistical Model (OESM), the story is quite a bit different. Using OESM we see that Jamaica could expect a murder rate of 240 per 100,000, thus we calculate that 180 lives were saved or created by strict gun control.
As such, we see that strict gun control reduces eatimated murder rates by 75% in Jamaica.
Posted by: Neverland Accounting Firm at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (89AZh)
What a wonderful name!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2018 11:28 AM (pNxlR)
I went to Gary once.
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
Home of the Jackson 5. And air pollution from US Steel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:33 AM (2LelM)
You too ?!?!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (fiGNd)
Bingo!
I blame Eve Ensler for personifying those things
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
Gives "mewling quim" a literal connotation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
I guess it's a valuable skill, but I would far prefer to flood the tunnels or blow them up. Why risk men?
Roll in seven canisters of CN20
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
Pump in a mixture of propane and oxygen (a non-toxic mixture, so not "illegal"), until tunnel is filled, then apply a spark. The Palinator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (Dbv1R)
And the Lefty ladies call conservative women stupid?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
If the Freedom Caucus doesn't call out Eddie, they are bigger cucks then the GOPe.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA)
126 116
87 NBC's hair is on fire over McCabe's possibly being fired and losing his pension.
Nicole Wallace called PDT a bad word on MSDNC last night.
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They know if he is fired he is under investigation for lots of stuff they don't want people to know about. His firing also means a Special Prosecutor.
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (2LelM)
Why if the recommendation came from the FBI?
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Cuz Sessions and holdover Obama appointees?
Posted by: Gumby at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (2LelM)
You know what that tells me, Jessica? That you're as corrupt, ruthless and criminal as your idol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (iv0p7)
You have to be very well-educated to be that mind-bogglingly stupid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
______________________________________
Those are tourist penitentiaries.
Take a step off the resort and you will never be seen again.
My favorite is the guy who will sell you a bag of weed for $20.
Once he sells it to you, his brother the Jamaican cop and fellow shake-down artist, arrests you for marijuana possession and throws you in jail. Your court date is six months away, unless you pay the $1500 fine today and the case will be dismissed.
Cheap marijuana that only cost you $1500 that you never got to smoke.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (ATVNj)
Heard on the news that children in the third grade were out marching yesterday with anti gun signs. I think I was pro gun when I was in the third grade since I watched war shows and westerns on TV.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
How's this for insurrection?
California appoints illegal alien to state office.
How cool if ICE went in to arrest the deviant in question?
Over at Breitbart.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM
No, you were right. I just liked the idea of a chicken that's a jerk.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (nBr1j)
Silly, they need that money to buy Abbas his sweet new private plane!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Really funny when you consider what a blind spot this is for people like those The View scrunts.
Posted by: Lizzy
Wife voted for Oblabla the first time because she was tired of more Bush type things.
She then realized that Oblabla was worse and things were circling the drain. So second time she voted for Mitt.
When it came time between Shillary and Trump!, she asked me. I told her, I don't know what will happen with Trump!, but I know what will happen with Shillsabub.
She voted Trump!
Shhhhh. Don't tell her lefty friends that though
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (8ikIW)
Once he sells it to you, his brother the Jamaican cop and fellow shake-down artist, arrests you for marijuana possession and throws you in jail. Your court date is six months away, unless you pay the $1500 fine today and the case will be dismissed.
Cheap marijuana that only cost you $1500 that you never got to smoke.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (ATVNj)
In Mexico the cops will just grab your gringo ass off the street and make you pay up or they'll take you to jail. Then you have to pay off the cops and the prosecutor and the judge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
And certainly gun crime rates released by gun grabbers and the MFM are known to be fictitious lies.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (mpXpK)
No go zones are a myth!
Read this snopes article as proof: www.snopessucks.com
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (VM6ev)
There's a beach, too!
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (0+nbW)
They do. And you better stay in them and not decide to go "exploring". We took a cruise out of Montego Bay and went straight from the airport to the boat. A few people decided to check out the town and ended up getting robbed and stabbed. Like I said, beautiful country. The people, not so much.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
There was only one ABBA. Anything else is a cheap immitation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (fiGNd)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Zombie Bull Connor at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
Pretty sure that's racist according to our progressive betters...
Posted by: Timon at March 15, 2018 11:42 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 11:43 AM (wjryW)
Heard on the news that children in the third grade were out marching yesterday with anti gun signs. I think I was pro gun when I was in the third grade since I watched war shows and westerns on TV.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
Third graders have zero political awareness. It's all brainwashing and indoctrination.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:36 AM (roQNm)
Just don't leave the grounds of the resort.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Bingo. Been there a ton of times. Whats the word I'm looking for.....oh right, Shithole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 15, 2018 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)
I feel good.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 11:43 AM (hMwEB)
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Really? They must've cleaned the place up; good for them. I passed through Gary around 1969 or '70 and I was amazed how run down and slummy it was. Very depressing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:44 AM (ITfBP)
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Really? They must've cleaned the place up; good for them. I passed through Gary around 1969 or '70 and I was amazed how run down and slummy it was. Very depressing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:44 AM (ITfBP)
That was a really obscure Music Man joke. Professor Harold Hill, Gary Musical Conservatory class of aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Bingo. Been there a ton of times. Whats the word I'm looking for.....oh right, Shithole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 15, 2018 11:43 AM (aMlLZ)
*Sigh*Another racist...
Posted by: Your Progressive Betters at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NTM5E)
I keep seeing posts comparing European (and others) crime rates and violence compared to Americans. It is foolish to try to compare these rates as it is apples and oranges. They do not count their crimes rates the same way we do and I am sure our data is tilted to make it look worse than it is. I no longer trust ANY numbers released by our government.
Do they count the Muzz child rapers in their statistics?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (IqV8l)
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Really? They must've cleaned the place up; good for them. I passed through Gary around 1969 or '70 and I was amazed how run down and slummy it was. Very depressing.
Posted by: OregonMuse
1905. Reference to The Music Man
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (8ikIW)
If Americans are allowed to go to Cuba, Jamaica would suffer tragic consequences in tourism.
If the entire Cuban country is open to tourism, Jamaica will turn into. . . uhh. . . well. . . Venezuela?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (ATVNj)
http://www.poolhost.com/joinpool/1/39020/GAINZZ
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (lKs2v)
Good grief. If Plugs Biden were coming they'd be making banners welcoming him with open arms.
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
The asterisk resembles a 'starfish' which, as it happens, is also slang for the anus. For simplicity, then, the following suffices:
It's a *.
Posted by: Zod, High Priest of the New Faith of Kim's Jade Ass at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Jamaica rum
Jamaica is the place where the rum comes from
Keeps them busy, night and day
Making rum
And making
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (VM6ev)
pep: It's that kind of shortsighted thinking that leads to substandard shelving.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THOSE WEREN'T THE BRACKETS JOEF WAS TALKING ABOUT AND PEP INVOKED THE MEME INSPIRED BY ACE'S SHELVING ATTEMPTS...
Wow, this jokesplaining, especially of crossed memes, is complicated! I'll leave it to Ben from now on.
Posted by: minful webworker is no BEN ROTHLEISBEURGHER at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (IqV8l)
Don't know. Wouldn't surprise me if they didn't. I have seen reports that they don't even charge them in a lot of cases, so those would not be counted.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (mpXpK)
Starbucks to white males: Drop dead.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (JxV3V)
The. End.
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (hMwEB)
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM
Really? They must've cleaned the place up; good for them. I passed through Gary around 1969 or '70 and I was amazed how run down and slummy it was. Very depressing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:44 AM
he meant 1905
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM (ITfBP)
It isn't when the steel mills are up and running, and--thanks to Trump--they will be soon.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (K8f5g)
Posted by: minful webworker is no BEN ROTHLEISBEURGHER at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (NsI03)
Crossing the memes is a dangerous endeavor. You could achieve complete protonic reversal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
The. End.
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
How could you tell the difference?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (f4vam)
She voted Trump!
Shhhhh. Don't tell her lefty friends that though
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2018 11:41 AM (8ikIW)
That's exactly how I explained things to a friend. I agreed with her that Trump is a buffoon with a yuuge ego. But, I told her, he loves his country. Of that I am convinced. And I'd rather have a buffoon in office who loves this country than someone who hates it.
She voted for Trump.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (ITfBP)
Starbucks to white males: Drop dead.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (JxV3V)
I haven't had Starbucks in years. Their coffee is shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
The problem is that hiring managers still think a college degree is important. This was years ago, but I worked with a young, bright woman whom one of our clients ( a telco) wanted to hire. I was eager for her to take advantage of a great opportunity, so I assisted in getting them her resume, gave an excellent recommendation, etc. And then nothing. They knew her, had worked with her for many months, and yet...didn't go forward because she had dropped out of college to take care of her sick grandmother. Was told no college degree was an HR no-go, regardless of how great the candidate was (and she was).
I imagine is worse now that so many hiring managers screen candidates via online job applications, where someone without a degree is automatically dropped from consideration before they even get any live person's attention.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (gbWkA)
It's a sh*thole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:37 AM
Not back in aught five.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:38 AM
Really? They must've cleaned the place up; good for them. I passed through Gary around 1969 or '70 and I was amazed how run down and slummy it was. Very depressing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:44 AM
he meant 1905
Posted by: AltonJackson
1805
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: Timon at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
I don't get Mike Pence.
He started out here as a Talk Show guy. Was more of an Establishment Republican than anything - but he said most of the right things.
Made the State Assembly - again, mostly talk - because that's what you do in the State Assembly.
Made Governor - and turned out to be the biggest, what's the word ? Oh yeah ... pussy. Turned out to be a complete pussy. Always talking about refusing this ObamaCare thing, blocking that busload of refugees ... backed down every single time. Every. Single. Time.
He took the Trump offer because, honestly, he was going to lose re-election in Indiana. But, in the last year, he seems to have dropped at least a small set of testicles.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (fiGNd)
_________________________________
By the soccer jerseys they wear.
Poorer than dirt, but willing to die for soccer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (ATVNj)
Whack a Mo'?
Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Insomniac
Not if you get the double mocha almond caramel frappacino hold the coffee with extra whipped soy juice.
Yummers!!
...Pajama Boy...
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (8ikIW)
I imagine Cuba would be interesting to visit as a tourist. The place has been trapped in a commie progress-free bubble since at least 1959.
I would never go, because screw propping up commie regimes, but it would be interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (iv0p7)
Im voting for Prezzy of the USA, not prezzy of the Miss Manners Fan Club. Dont give two fucks about how he acts or if he is mean.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (JxV3V)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 15, 2018 11:51 AM (IflZ6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
And yet another joke sails right on over my head.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:51 AM (ITfBP)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:51 AM (gbWkA)
I imagine is worse now that so many hiring managers screen candidates via online job applications, where someone without a degree is automatically dropped from consideration before they even get any live person's attention.
Posted by: Lizzy
Same way with my company except for administrative support staff. Even after 29 years on the job.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:51 AM (f4vam)
It was a "protest" in "support" of the kids at Parkland. Of course even if the kids don't know it, it was a gun confiscation protest organized by fascist oligarchs. The brief article didn't say what they were "protesting". Some kids said it was important, but also said many kids just wanted to walk out.
No mention of gun control, just linked arms to "remember the kids".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2018 11:52 AM (bT8Z4)
college degree is important. This was years ago, but I worked with a
young, bright woman whom one of our clients ( a telco) wanted to hire. I
was eager for her to take advantage of a great opportunity, so I
assisted in getting them her resume, gave an excellent recommendation,
etc. And then nothing. They knew her, had worked with her for many
months, and yet...didn't go forward because she had dropped out of
college to take care of her sick grandmother. Was told no college degree
was an HR no-go, regardless of how great the candidate was (and she
was).
I imagine is worse now that so many hiring managers screen
candidates via online job applications, where someone without a degree
is automatically dropped from consideration before they even get any
live person's attention.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
I have seen reports that say thanks to all the civil rights rulings by the leftest courts in the 60s and 70s that hiring managers do that as a filter to narrow candidates down to ones they thing have some reliability. It isn't the degree per se, but the ability to stick out 4 years for a goal.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:52 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2018 11:52 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Semper Why at March 15, 2018 11:52 AM (q8xNf)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:52 AM (JxV3V)
Or you can just wait for them to cave in as they inevitably due because of that legendary Palestinian craftsmanship.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Rent a catamaran and float around the BVIs. Best 7 day vacay evah!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (f4vam)
Good grief. If Plugs Biden were coming they'd be making banners welcoming him with open arms.
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
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Everything is about the buttsex now, Jane. Everything. And if you're not about the buttsex, well, you're persona non grata.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
They are ready to make a long list of "to do" when they take back the house in January.....Bet you can guess whats on the list..
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (kth2y)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
And yet another joke sails right on over my head.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018
This is why, on a good day like this, i read all the comments.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (roQNm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
They must looooove the ones that stuck it out for six or seven years for that B.S. degree...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (AM1GF)
Yeah, they prolly know some "show tunes" as well.
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (0+nbW)
>>Do they count the Muzz child rapers in their statistics?
Exactly.
By the way, when is London going to implement some common sense acid control so that they can get their acid attack stats down to level of acid attacks in, say, Seattle?
And when is Sweden going to implement common sense grenade control and get their grenade attack stats down to the level of grenade attacks in, say, Baltimore?
We could go on....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (wjryW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
How long did it take the boys to start pretend sword fighting and shooting with the sticks holding the anti violence signs? Pew pew pew!
Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (0+nbW)
As well as fashion knowledge pertaining to Crocs and messenger bags.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (fiGNd)
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They really do want terrible things to happen in this nation. They really do.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 11:54 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
The hiring managers don't see those resumes. Not even HR sees those resumes. They have software based resume filters that don't let resumes through unless boxes x, y, and z are checked.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:55 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (fiGNd)
I don't trust Pence. I think he's a good guy, but if the bad guys turn it up high enough, he will, as you've noticed, back down. He backed down after the gay activists squawked at the RFRA law and they didn't stop squawking after he approved watering it down. He managed to piss off everybody.
So, as I said, I do not trust him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:55 AM (ITfBP)
That makes sense, but it doesn't help someone who skips college.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
Its seemed far less chaos when he became chief of staff, of course that also could be because Bannon left around the same time.
Posted by: Maritime at March 15, 2018 11:56 AM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:56 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 15, 2018 11:56 AM (fA1SL)
Curacao...because if it's good enough to house / hide Kennedy money, it's good enough for me.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 11:57 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
Plumbers and welders don't look for degrees.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK)
There was some 14 year old on the local news last night tell us all what he wanted done. 14 year olds should not be listened to for life advice.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:57 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
That's right. You might not be interested in buttsex but buttsex is interested in you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (ITfBP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (ITfBP)
I could hear more ...
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
That's right. You might not be interested in buttsex but buttsex is interested in you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (ITfBP)
Big Anus will not be denied.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
As a kid when we went to visit family in Michigan we would pass by Gary. You could smell it way before you could see it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (aVYsC)
When Savannah had the union bag plant you could smell it 50 miles away.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (mpXpK)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (vg8iE)
San Francisco.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
http://www.poolhost.com/joinpool/1/39020/GAINZZ
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (lKs2v)
Does that mean we get to stop hearing about it in twenty minutes, he asked hopefully?
Just kidding. Way less annoying than the chaos troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (Dbv1R)
The ABC Islands. Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao. Any one of them is a good pick
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:00 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:00 PM (wjryW)
Also, I would like to hear Rush call out Ryan and his UniPAC.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:00 PM (r9UYA)
Just kidding. Way less annoying than the chaos troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (Dbv1R)
In 20 minutes the game updates start
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:00 PM (72PAC)
They defined acid as a highly dangerous weapon!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd235ut5
So that solves that. /s
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 12:00 PM (iv0p7)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 11:58 AM (vg8iE)
Actually, it's about the buttsex. Heard that that's how they knew sailors were up to it.
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (CAKgV)
It is a long road...best wishes to her and you.
Posted by: IC
Seconded
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (ICqhO)
"Flooding the tunnel."
"Blowing the tunnel up."
"Probing the tunnel."
These sexist attempts to use code words for rape will not escape us and we will not tolerate such references to a culture of rape. Our voices will be heard.
That's why at 1 p.m. today, we will be going to the most Jewish location in Brattleboro -- Mortie's Delicatessen -- to scream at the sky while we tear off our shirts in celebration of feminism and empowerment!
Our voices will not be silenced and our tunnels will not be invaded!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (y3aQB)
or 7 of their t-shirts. My one complaint is that the shirts thems
selves are made from too thin material for my liking. I like heavier
t-shirt material.
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (gbWkA)
They're selling a new coffee made for them by Black Rifle Coffee Co., Battle Brew. Son went to see Mat Best the other day and said it was insane so he left. He really wanted to meet him but couldn't deal with the yuge crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)
Flooding with anything takes a lot of the anything. 1000 feet of 6' x 3' tunnel has a volume north of 130000 gal.
It takes time to pump that in. Time for the people inside to bug out. Do you have *all* the exits covered? A convoy of water tankers on hand? Etc?
Sometimes, you want the people in the tunnel gone ASAP. Skilled men in the tunnel can do that best.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (wjryW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (wjryW)
Oh Gawd.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (ATVNj)
I don't think you have to worry about that much sweetcakes.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 11:45 AM (IqV8l)
Don't
know. Wouldn't surprise me if they didn't. I have seen reports that
they don't even charge them in a lot of cases, so those would not be
counted.
It's probably like their infant moratality statistics. In the US we do everything possible to help even the most frail newborn including NICU, etc and we include EVERY child born in the statistics. The eurotards, not so much.
Posted by: Timon at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (NTM5E)
Rifle Coffee Co., Battle Brew. Son went to see Mat Best the other day
and said it was insane so he left. He really wanted to meet him but
couldn't deal with the yuge crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)
Jane, is that union Bag plant still in Savannah?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:01 PM (y3aQB)
Would be kind of funny for Sessions to fire McCabe and then get fired by Trump.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (72PAC)
---
Oh, sure. It starts with I'll just do some math--just for this story...
Posted by: Axebot at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (vDqXW)
I heard the "Tacoma aroma" is mostly the fault of a paper mill.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (lKs2v)
CBD: Did you really say that? I have serious doubts.
Posted by: coarsehair at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (T/Z7j)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (nBr1j)
could be worse. they coulda cgi-ed 'em back on.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (di1hb)
Easy ... take me down there with a pitching wedge and a practice mat.
I've almost killed people on a wide-open range - oughta' be a cinch in a tunnel.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (mpXpK)
The paper mill? Yes. On the river near the sugar plant and port.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)
in Brattleboro -- Mortie's Delicatessen -- to scream at the sky while
we tear off our shirts in celebration of feminism and empowerment!
Chilly out there today, Mary. Don't catch a cold.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (iv0p7)
I never noticed any strong odors in Tacoma but that was over 40 years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:02 PM (wjryW)
I grew up in a city with paper mills--nasty odors indeed.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (nBr1j)
Anticipation, anticipation
Is makin' me late
Is keepin' me waitin'
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (CAKgV)
Starbucks to white males: Drop dead.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (JxV3V)
How so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Anal worms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (f4vam)
>>Plumbers and welders don't look for degrees.
I get that. The problem is that a college degree is pretty much a requirement for any white collar job. This is why people still get degrees if they are not interested in a trade skill. This is how colleges stay in business.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)
http://www.poolhost.com/joinpool/1/39020/GAINZZ
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 11:46 AM (lKs2v)
Does that mean we get to stop hearing about it in twenty minutes, he asked hopefully?
Just kidding. Way less annoying than the chaos troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 11:59 AM (Dbv1R
No then I'm going to start posting hourly standings!
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
________
Clearly, Trump is unhappy with Sessions, I mean he's unloaded how many times on Twitter?
Why not just fire him, it will be like Tillerson. A 24 hour news cycle, then its gone.
Trump should have fired Sessions a while ago, its like a bandage, just rip it off quickly. He could have shut down this whole ridiculous Mueller thing early on and actually had someone willing to punch back at the swamp.
Posted by: Maritime at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)
Then I suppose the odor is still there then.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 15, 2018 11:47 AM (JxV3V)
How so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (5y11N)
Probably not too picky. Car Accident, Stroke, Whatever.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:06 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 15, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: dagny
Give him his pension.
Put him in prison for the rest of his natural life.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:06 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 12:04 PM (0+nbW)
But that smells good.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)
According to wiki Sandra got married. No idea what she thinks today, and I'm fine with that.
You're probably getting more and better sex than her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Bonus points for upgrading a funny that needed improvement.
Posted by: minful webworker and the Swiss judges approve at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (NsI03)
CBD: Did you really say that? I have serious doubts.
Posted by: coarsehair at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (T/Z7j)
He's got loopholes, friend.
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2018 11:18 AM (xjiRE)
FIFY
However, I have to disagree: nature abhors a vacuum. If the Republican party just rolls over and plays dead, some other organization will fill the void. President Trump is a manifestation of that phenomenon.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (YQ4mh)
Then I suppose the odor is still there then.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (mpXpK)
We get a sea breeze, so it gets blown inland, I guess. People here call it "the smell of money."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (CAKgV)
It ain't the land thats causing the violence. It's the people.
If you take the data and adjust American demographics to match those European countries...then we have similar crime rates. Same for the shitholes too. Hell I bet if you adjusted American demographics to match Japan's then we would have similar crime rates.
If you want to talk about ways to work on lowering that demographic disparity, and we should because Jordan Peterson has some studies showing promise about lowering violence in agressive and low average IQ male populations(because those are the problem populations).
But the left just wants to disarm Americans so we we will be easier to slaughter South African ANC style next time the Democrats take power.
So the left can go fuck off and die on Paolo's gigantic dong.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu bringing the hate facts at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (5oTIt)
Folks ... I'm just gonna' keep turning everything into a Sandra Fluke sex comment until the morale around here improves.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Ok, I'm laughing.
*ducks tomatoes*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:08 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (CAKgV)
Wait, schools can give $$$ penalties along with detention? Has that always been a thing?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:08 PM (72PAC)
CBD: Did you really say that? I have serious doubts.
Posted by: coarsehair at March 15, 2018 12:03 PM (T/Z7j)
Sarcasm is hard without the inflection
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:08 PM (CAKgV)
Pretty bad stench.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:09 PM (wjryW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
LOL, the smell of money, I think they used to say that about cow flops around where I grew up.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:09 PM (mpXpK)
I don't know when it started, but all through the 90s and 00s it was certainly there. I haven't noticed it for a while though.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2018 12:09 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (a3tan)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (gbWkA)
For that reason alone, if the wind changes direction occasionally, I'll put up with the mild odor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)
We had a Mrs Baird's bread factory near our house when I was little. That was not bad at all.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (fiGNd)
My Uncle Homer Neil, the most salt-of-the-Earth guy I ever met, said that about his dairy farm in Texas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (biTNP)
Actually I think Japanese Americans have a lower crime rate than the native Japanese do.
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: JoeF.
///
You've just described my girlfriend. She loves hanging out with guys; hates women (it's all the indirect, mind-game, behind-your-back stuff women do because they can't/don't just beat the snot out of you like guys do). I think, historically, women didn't have the ability to satisfy the bottom rungs of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs as easily as men so they had to do it other than by sheer dint of muscle.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (dZ756)
so you only have to replace areas between tenants?
(buy extra initially though)
also I've never tried them but seems like an option.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM (kth2y)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM (/ikqi)
The article, by Kyung Lah and Alberto Moya, was presented as news, not opinion
Disusting
Breitbart
Threat Worthy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 15, 2018 12:10 PM (a3tan)
Make sure you really get hunkered down first. Maybe do extra squats to prepare.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM (fiGNd)
So I totes promise I will fight for you on the next one. K?
Now do you think Paolo likes White or Red wine?
Posted by: Paul "baby dick" Ryan at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM (5oTIt)
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Emmie at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (mpXpK)
Not necessarily. The sulfite process (the smelly one) for bleaching wood pulp has largely been supplanted by one using oxygen, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
I like men also, but i'm not understanding the woman on woman hate thing.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
hanging out with guys; hates women (it's all the indirect, mind-game,
behind-your-back stuff women do because they can't/don't just beat the
snot out of you like guys do). I think, historically, women didn't have
the ability to satisfy the bottom rungs of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
as easily as men so they had to do it other than by sheer dint of
muscle.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (dZ756)
Heidi would rather deal with the men at work. She said that men come at you head on. Code of the warrior. Women? Death by a thousand cuts. Of course she grew up with 8 brothers. Shes the youngest of 11.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (70cRb)
They turned it into a left wing University. It still stinks there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Paul "baby dick" Ryan at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM
I like the kind that bubbles up...
Posted by: Steve Croft at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (CAKgV)
( *fist bump* )
Now, THAT's the way to do it!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (ITfBP)
I like men also, but i'm not understanding the woman on woman hate thing.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (/ikqi)
The cattiness, backbiting, gossiping, reputation sabotage and social ostracism?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
one) for bleaching wood pulp has largely been supplanted by one using
oxygen, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (Dbv1R)
That's good, I'm sure the locals appreciate it. Now if they could only do something with the commercial chicken farms.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Just passin through. at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (45xbG)
Posted by: JoeF.
I don't hate other women, but there are only a few I trust completely. We hang out with some couples because my husband is friends with the guys, and we all get along. But a couple of those bitches I don't trust at all.
My "best friend" in Chicagoland stabbed me in the back after a six-year friendship. We traveled to Kiawah Island, SC on spring break break with our sons, and I overheard her on the phone to her husband, mocking southerners, Charleston, the south in general, and me.
It killed me. I could barely look at her or speak to her for the long drive back to IL. We moved to GA shortly after that, and I haven't seen or heard from her since.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (fA1SL)
So you are saying only American Black Lives Matter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (70cRb)
Dude ... is this about the gash on your forehead again.
? Look man, I've told you a thousand times, I begged her to do the right thing, and slap hot iron to it.
She wouldn't listen. It's not my fault.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (HSD2G)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (/ikqi)
Ugh, I see video clips at https://twitter.com/onlinemagazin of refugees who come to Europe and continue their sh#thole way of life, such as burning down the refugee center if they don't like the food, or bathing in a fountain in Rome, peeing on the bus, etc...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:08 PM (CAKgV)
Possibly, but it is a good bet that I am being sarcastic no matter what...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Emmie at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2018 12:11 PM (dZ756)
Thank you for that.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Like...victory.
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Hard to describe exactly. Vaguely chemical, predominated by wet, rotting newspaper and overall decay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (hMwEB)
Zod exhausts women friends unusually.
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Bob, don't know if you saw my post on Your carpet issue. If you are
having to do carpet again because upstairs condo, have you thought of
carpet tiles?
so you only have to replace areas between tenants?
(buy extra initially though)
also I've never tried them but seems like an option.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
Thats a great idea Willow. I'll check into it.
I also understand that they can 'plug' carpet that has stains but this one is too bad. Thank you babe.Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (70cRb)
They turned it into a left wing University. It still stinks there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (5y11N)
Orangemen. Trump?
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: freaked at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (Yr2MH)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (BtQd4)
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Did you just presume insomniac's gender? How do you know that xir doesn't have a case of acute gender dismorphia?
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (/ikqi)
You need to cut back on the ganja.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Hard to describe exactly. Vaguely chemical, predominated by wet, rotting newspaper and overall decay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Ours doesn't smell like that. If it did, we wouldn't have a thriving tourism industry and throngs of liberals moving here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (HSD2G)
As far as Israel is concerned, there are other reasons. Israel always has to keep an eye on the sure to come condemnation of the International Community. And many, if not most, of these tunnels originate and/or run under hospitals, schools, and arpatments. ON PURPOSE
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)
We had a Mrs Baird's bread factory near our house when I was little. That was not bad at all.
Posted by: moki
We have a plant that makes peanut butter in the next town over. We used to pass it twice a day on school days. You could always tell when they were roasting peanuts to make peanut butter.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)
Or probably peeing in the fountains. In London is some areas I'd see pee running in the streets, and it wasn't regular water or beer.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (kth2y)
I like men also, but i'm not understanding the woman on woman hate thing.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (/ikqi)
The cattiness, backbiting, gossiping, reputation sabotage and social ostracism?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
This.
I especially dislike women bosses, or at least the ones who were supervisors when I was a Junior Officer. They either hated other women and tried to screw up their careers, or were blatantly incompetent, but screeched about being a woman so you are discriminating against me for that.
Men just work better in a team, and I prefer their company. Maybe not their smells, 'cause that can be rank, but their company? Hell yes.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (r9UYA)
We've replaced Under Fire's regular coffee with Folger's Crystals, let's see if he notices.
Posted by: Folger's Crystals at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (MihIm)
for most of the day and stationed faculty at every outside door. Told
parents that any walk outs would not only have an unexcused absense but
also a $100 detention.
Posted by: dagny at March 15, 2018 12:07 PM (CAKgV)
Well, that's wrong, too. Hold all the kids prisoner, just because some shitheads might play hooky and go to a demonstration? Put the onus on the shitheads: "You want to go demonstrate. Fine. But every class you are absent from, you fail. Full stop."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (Dbv1R)
I completely agree - some mean girls never grow up.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (/ikqi)
The principal of the school informed him that his sign wasn't "approved". Kids were "leading" in a demonstration where the school had to approve their signs.
Nothing says spontaneous like approved signs.
Posted by: Axebot at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (HSD2G)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Hard to describe exactly. Vaguely chemical, predominated by wet, rotting newspaper and overall decay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Ours doesn't smell like that. If it did, we wouldn't have a thriving tourism industry and throngs of liberals moving here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
They've found ways to scrub the odor. But 30 years ago or so they let their funk flag fly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
I "get" guys I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Just passin through. at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (45xbG)
Good. I like that he's following through. Maybe he can take Chelsea Handler and Lena Dunham with him?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
I've put carpet tiles in several times ... always been pleased. Pretty easy, too. If you "embrace" the tile look, by either rotating the carpet grain or use contrasting colors, no need for a seamer. We never seam them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (r9UYA)
Smart. Everything in Australia kills you.
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:09 PM (mpXpK)
And oilfields and refineries, too. And it's all true. Primary production of many things generates a smell. And money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (wjryW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (r9UYA)
???
Why not South Africa? What is he a bigot?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:17 PM (hMwEB)
________
We do too.
I've noticed that women have a dedication to finding drama at a level men can rarely compete at. Or want to.
I think th at's why you all get pregnant instead of us. Saves you time finding drama when it's right there in your belly.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (5oTIt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (wjryW)
If any of you homos touch my Nescafe Classico, I'll kill ya.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (r9UYA)
now forgetaboutit
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (/ikqi)
Still illegal here for recreational use.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Bye Felicia.
Just remember, Australia is always trying to kill you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM
& how much is it going to cost us to rescue him this time?
Posted by: a at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ZQfW9)
i don't blame all guys for shitty guys either.
and I've also had those experiences.
boss's worst was a guy, thought women shouldn't take a guys job.
i fact checked by , you have two choices, hire me, or you and all my coworking guys can pay for my kids and my welfare.
but that was One guy..
so?
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (/ikqi)
I "get" guys I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Jane, pull my finger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: a at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ZQfW9)
It's Australia. By the time any rescue team got there he'd be torn apart by some combination of Kangaroo, Shark, Croc and Platypus.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (f4vam)
*pulls finger* *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (kth2y)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (HSD2G)
Matt Damon moving family to Australia because of Trump
Tell wimpy wimpy to jump into the gympie gympie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (IqV8l)
Just remember, Australia is always trying to kill you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
This is a very true statement.
Just two weeks there and I got a horrible case of amoebic dysentery, and a giant kangaroo hit our windshield and we had a massive wreck.
I still had a good time, though.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V48)
Women? Death by a thousand cuts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (70cRb)
Dude ... is this about the gash on your forehead again.
? Look man, I've told you a thousand times, I begged her to do the right thing, and slap hot iron to it.
She wouldn't listen. It's not my fault.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:16 PM (fiGNd)
Lol. Yeah i remember her reading me your and other morons medical suggestions as i was shaving my head and bleeding out. Heidi is still a chick and i always keep in mind when we have a disagreement "a woman scorned". Some nights i wake up and see her staring at me. death by a thousand cuts is always on my mind.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:20 PM (Dbv1R)
Easy. Let 'em demonstrate in a tunnel. Then blow the tunnel.
Honestly - it gets tiring doing all the thinking around here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (fiGNd)
(buy extra initially though)
also I've never tried them but seems like an option.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:12 PM (/ikqi)
Dogs and cats will enerringly pick the corners where foru tiles meet. Like cross-hairs; they can't help it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (/ikqi)
>>330 what do paper mills snell like?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Like...victory.
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)
The mill I worked at didn't. Though that mill used recycled fibers since the early 1920s. There was so much fail at that mill. Failure of the owners running it, the union, etc. Got some great stories from that-and reinforcement of my anti labor union beliefs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: a at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ZQfW9)
It's Australia. By the time any rescue team got there he'd be torn apart by some combination of Kangaroo, Shark, Croc and Platypus.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:24 PM (72PAC)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: A Dingo at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (MihIm)
Notice how that cuck is moving to an Anglosphere country with extraordinarily tight control on immigration.
And a not not a shithole country.
Good riddance to that faggot ass piece of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Vic
As long as it's YOUR cows.
Otherwise, it just smells like cow shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (f4vam)
amoebic dysentery, and a giant kangaroo hit our windshield and we had a
massive wreck.
I still had a good time, though.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V4
True moron right here. Lol. Love it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (70cRb)
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
This is a very true statement.
Just two weeks there and I got a horrible case of amoebic dysentery,
and a giant kangaroo hit our windshield and we had a massive wreck.
I still had a good time, though.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V4
Yeesh, moki!
The gorgeous daughter of friends of ours works in a crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (5y11N)
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REPORT: Desperate FBI Official Andrew McCabe Begging Not To Fired In Last Minute Plea
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)
Hard to describe exactly. Vaguely chemical, predominated by wet, rotting newspaper and overall decay."
My wife's family has a story they still laugh about today. When she was young, her family (5 kids = parents) would take long vacations out west in the station wagon. Often road food would cause her very serious father to have a bad case of gas, in the car. Whenever that happened, everyone would try to stay quiet while her mother said "Oh! Must be a paper mill around here!!!"
even if they were in the middle of the desert.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile
/kneecaps Joe
/hands pistol to Insomniac
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (AM1GF)
Who is Heidi?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (/ikqi)
If it ever becomes completely legal I might give it a shot just to see what all the fuss is about, but otherwise meh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Paul "baby dick" Ryan at March 15, 2018 12:13 PM
I like the kind that bubbles up...
Posted by: Steve Croft at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (ZQfW9)
_______
Aww. That's expensive. I already spent most of allowance on 10 pack of MySize 69mm for Paolo.
Can I run the cheap wine though a soda stream and add bubbles that way?
Posted by: Paul "baby dick" Ryan at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (5oTIt)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (hMwEB)
Ask the NY Jets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V4
Yeesh, moki!
The gorgeous daughter of friends of ours works in a crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
You have her phone number? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (kth2y)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (hMwEB)
Cannibal Bob's wife ... who most certainly DID NOT listen to my expert advice regarding proper cauterization of Bob's head trama.
Man could have died. Should have, really. Miracles do happen, folks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (fiGNd)
That's not a bad quip except that AGW is 95% political and 5% meteorological.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (y3aQB)
Is he begging on his knees? Because I want him on his knees, just before he's cuffed and frog-marched out of the building.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (ptqGC)
crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just
can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Thats a catch right there. I mean it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (70cRb)
Muncie Indiana
Vitamin C Indiana
Vitamin C
Indiana Vitamin C
Indiana Vitamin C
Indi
Ana Vitamin C
Indiana Vitamin C
Indiana
[repeat]
Posted by: musical mindful webworker man at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (NsI03)
I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (O5Q3r)
The gorgeous daughter of friends of ours works in a crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Wow. Just...wow. I don't even know how to respond because I can't imagine walking in the vicinity of a crocodile voluntarily, much less killing and skinning them.
Good on her.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (V+V48)
What I'd give to have tight control back again.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile
/kneecaps Joe
/hands pistol to Insomniac
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (AM1GF)
Thank you.
*shoots Joe in both shoulders*
Now, what was that about gender dysmorphia?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Thats a catch right there. I mean it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (70cRb)
She recently married her Aussie boyfriend. She and our son have been BFFs for years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
An' sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (n+6mJ)
Matt Damon moving family to Australia because of Trump
Bye
Posted by: tu3031 at March 15, 2018 12:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Yes, the country that takes it's muslim illegal aliens and plants them on an island in the Indianan ocean until the USA takes them in.
Why you support that? MATT DAMON!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Under Fire"
Odd choice. Mostly white people in afree market economy/ .
Why not Venezuela or Zimbabwe to get in on the socialism AND diversity? Or better yet South Africa. He can pick up some prime farmland very cheap right now.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (MxEKc)
even if they were in the middle of the desert.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2018 12:27 PM (k1TUh)
My father would do the same. Then (if the car had electric windows) put all the windows up.
Then light up a DeNobili cigar.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V4
Yeesh, moki!
The gorgeous daughter of friends of ours works in a crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
You have her phone number? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
As a friend, I appreciate that.
Posted by: josephistan at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (7HtZB)
Need more children-corn-cults. Also, when do we get a Midwest "Wicker Man" remake where the torso is filled with messenger-bag-wearing betas?
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
he some kinda rayciss?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (wjryW)
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Nixed From NICS
Obama DOJ Forced FBI To Delete 500,000 Fugitives From Background Check Database
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
DAMMIT!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wth at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (xjiRE)
I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
An' sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2018 12:30 PM (n+6mJ)
That would be called racist today.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 11:29 AM (K8f5g)
Paul Harrell has an interesting analysis of the shootout. The shootout's resulting oft-repeated takeaway of its going sideways due to 9mm being teh suxxor is just wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8cByaVyNQ
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (wjryW)
Alligator is tasty
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
Then light up a DeNobili cigar. Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (7uYFy)
it's good to be king.
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
it's as blank as freshly milled paper too
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (hMwEB)
listen to my expert advice regarding proper cauterization of Bob's head
trama.
Man could have died. Should have, really. Miracles do happen, folks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:28 PM (fiGNd)
yeah well, she was laughing so hard at the advice.... ya know instead of like trying to save my f*cking life so it is a miracle. And I was laughing so hard, i couldn't hold the damn two sides of the wound together. Of course I was running from the red hot blade you suggested too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (70cRb)
Obama DOJ Forced FBI To Delete 500,000 Fugitives From Background Check Database
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (y3aQB)
This Obama guy. What a card.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: A Dingo at March 15, 2018 12:25 PM (MihIm)
No, the Kangaroo gets chopped and grilled.
You we stick a spear in and roast over open flame.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (/ikqi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
The Krogers here sell it sometimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Really think Keeanu Reeves rocked that movie ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
seriously?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (hMwEB)
Exactly. And his wife is Angentinian, yet they're not moving to Argentina.
Think Matt is fleeing because:
A. His last several movies have flopped, bigly.
B. He got in hot water over some race comments (he was "whitesplaining/mansplaining"
C. He's associated with Weinstein, Casey Affleck, the whole #MeToo thing
I can see why he might crave some space.
But sure, it's Trump
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
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What's her Snapchat? And can I borrow the Alligator for my act?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - still dancing for dollars at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (5oTIt)
Also, when do we get a Midwest "Wicker Man" remake where the torso is filled with messenger-bag-wearing betas?
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Really think Keeanu Reeves rocked that movie ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (fiGNd)
No. No. That was Justin Long.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 15, 2018 11:50 AM (AM1GF)
You should just wash that Horde right out of your hair!
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Zod at March 15, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
"Do you really think this will make your crops grow back?!"
"Oh hell no. We just want to watch you burn."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
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Does it taste like chicken ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (72PAC)
The Krogers here sell it sometimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
seriously?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2018 12:33 PM (hMwEB)
Yep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
so perhaps not a great option.
Posted by: willow at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (/ikqi)
It's never just one tile. Just like toast never falls to the floor jam side up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (Dbv1R)
The gorgeous daughter of friends of ours works in a crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Wow. Just...wow. I don't even know how to respond because I can't imagine walking in the vicinity of a crocodile voluntarily, much less killing and skinning them.
Good on her.
Posted by: moki at March 15, 2018 12:29 PM (V+V4
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Bring her down to South Louisiana. The Coonass and Cajun boys will be lining up for her.
Posted by: Jackal at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (HKYMf)
Hint Matt: It's no the guns, or lack of them. It is the people.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
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Does it taste like chicken ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (y3aQB)
No, it's sweeter and more tender when properly prepared. Though it is a white meat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
.............
Don't tell me. Oxford St. AKA The Golden Mile.
Gay.
Posted by: wth at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (HgMAr)
Make them live by the same rules that they themselves set.
Not looking for fights. If you want a civil conversation or debate - let's have at it. Maybe we'll both learn something, and maybe even have a beer afterwards.
You want to insult me for speaking my mind or outshout me? You're dead to me. You have nothing to offer and a are a waste of time and space that I do not have time for. Move on, now.
You want to touch me or get in my face physically? Fine, we'll do that Escalate it to whatever level you choose. But know you will NOT like the outcome.
"Treat me good and I'll treat you better. Treat me bad and I'll treat you worse." as per Sonny Barger, Past President, Oakland Hells Angels.
Posted by: RM at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Funny, I never saw any of that with my female bosses, management-level peers or employees. The men I worked for, competed with and managed exhibited a lot of those characteristics, however, along with a healthy dose of "kiss up kick down", taking credit for other people's work, hiring cronies, and acting like arrogant asses.
So on the whole, I enjoyed working with women more. My best boss? A woman. My best/most successful employee? A woman. My favorite peer? A woman. And conversely, the worst were all men. If they were Disney dwarves, I would have named them Sneaky, Crony and Dumb. On the other hand, my experiences do not represent a statistically valid sampling of the entire US workforce or population. On the other other hand, I am not the one throwing around broad disparaging generalizations as if they are universally true.
Posted by: HTL at March 15, 2018 12:37 PM (4iOIE)
crocodile farm, killing and skinning them. She's model-gorgeous. I just
can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Crocodile-skinning pro tip #1: kill them first. ASk me how I know.
Posted by: Lefty at March 15, 2018 12:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Just passin through. at March 15, 2018 12:21 PM (45xbG)
I spent most of my young adulthood doing all I could to kick the cow shit off my boots and get the hell away from rural Indiana. After seeing a good part of the world and doing a big, convoluted circle around the North American continent, I find myself back here, 14 miles from where I was born. Truth is, it's home and I love it here.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2018 12:38 PM (K8f5g)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
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Does it taste like chicken ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (y3aQB
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Strangely, yes. Not as suprising as you'd think though, considering the crocadilians are most closely situated to birds of all living reptilians (both are archaeosaurs). With kind of a sea food-ish undertone. Good with cocktail sauce if fried, good on a sammich if blackened.
Posted by: Jackal at March 15, 2018 12:40 PM (HKYMf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
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Does it taste like chicken ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 15, 2018 12:35 PM (y3aQB)
No, it's sweeter and more tender when properly prepared. Though it is a white meat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 15, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
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That, too. Seriously. Well made gator is like crack.
Posted by: Jackal at March 15, 2018 12:42 PM (HKYMf)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 15, 2018 12:43 PM (AjNMO)
magazines and rocket launcher attachment. And exploding bullets."
What about the part that goes up? Can they seriously get ones with the part that goes up?
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 15, 2018 12:49 PM (37IEG)
The. End.
Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2018 11:48 AM (gbWkA)
Get a rope.
Posted by: Big Tex at March 15, 2018 12:54 PM (Sscs6)
I have long wondered why Israel never did this. . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 15, 2018 11:16 AM (JNTt1)
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The Israelis have in fact been blowing up entire tunnel systems with something or other. I have seen video showing a linear 1 km long puff of surface dust from shock of detonation in underlying Pali tunnel, can't locate that video at the moment. Lots of videos of this sort of thing available.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 15, 2018 01:18 PM (BJJxL)
Don't use water, pump in liquid oxygen and liquid propane. Apply a spark.
Posted by: mark reardon at March 15, 2018 02:35 PM (1acyy)
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