Hillary Fails to Make the Grade, Again

This is the woman who wrote 20,000 emails about yoga routines?

Did none of the poses she studied teach the skill of placing more weight on one foot than the other?

A new poll has Hillary leading a Simple Run of Stairs by 12 points.


Posted by: Ace at 02:04 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2018 01:57 PM (AzW6q)

2 Everybody, sing!

Put one foot in front of the other,
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor!
Put one foot in front of the other,
And soon you'll be walking out that door!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

3 It appears her center of gravity is too big.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (vkS2Z)

4 It's the heat, dammit! And sometimes pneumonia!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (liCRz)

5 And you wanted to be the one who broke Me?

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (t5mdk)

6 And also exhaustion from campaigning!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (liCRz)

7 Willowed: On the firing of Tillerson:

530 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

Marching Orders in any Hierarchical Organization

(I) One person sets policy.
(II)) That person is not you.
(III) If there is any confusion, see (I), supra.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

8 C'mon, the sandals were fine Italian leather and the steps were sandy.

Posted by: JAS at March 13, 2018 01:59 PM (sCN2W)

9 And maybe these weird glasses that no one else has to wear for some weird reason!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 01:59 PM (liCRz)

10 Her vision is still screwed up. Whatever broke in her brain that required those special glasses still afflicts her.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2018 01:59 PM (pvjTE)

11 In my previous life I was a Bollard.

Posted by: Indian Stairs at March 13, 2018 02:00 PM (t5mdk)

12 That didn't look simply like slippery steps. She lost control of her legs.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:00 PM (nBr1j)

13 She would have executed people for not wearing beef jerky for suspenders by 80th day of her term. We dodged a fat, stupid, drunk, insane, ugly, decrepit, power-lusting, marxist bullet there.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 13, 2018 02:00 PM (c1VpD)

14
All Things Must Pass... Gas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (fTKv+)

15 And she needed to have two burly men carry her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (n+6mJ)

16 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (PUX+Y)

17 2016 should teach some of these politicians that the best thing to do is not to run. Case in point:

1. Hillary.
2. Jeb. Who has unintentially poisoned the well for his son.

Posted by: SH at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (sX1BW)

18 Jesus, chris the drunk matthews, invoking McShit's name to blast PDT for firing tillerson and still spreading the false story that he fired tillerson with a tweet. What a fuckin asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (5y11N)

19 I am disappointed to see neither Hillary nor Huma wearing an ankle braclet.

Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (Y78GG)

20 8 C'mon, the sandals were fine Italian leather and the steps were sandy.
Posted by: JAS at March 13, 2018 01:59 PM (sCN2W)

SANDY!

Posted by: John Travolta in a Black Leather Jacket at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

21 She is a physical wreck. When will the MFM start asking her "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (MnkFD)

22 Now, having said all this, why aren't I 50 steps ahead? you might ask.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (U6XUk)

23 Running in high heels with a cup of coffee is risky business.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (2Mnv1)

24 I think the Hillary Toss should be an Olympic event.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (nBr1j)

25 And she needed to have two burly men carry her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (n+6mJ)


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You're making a lot of misogynistic assumptions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (liCRz)

26 I think she's a poster child for Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

27 That's Huma behind her. Doesn't she have a kid or something.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (n+6mJ)

28
Put one foot in front of the other, 
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor! 
Put one foot in front of the other, 
And soon you'll be walking out that door!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq)


My wife and I used to sing that to our son when he was first learning to walk!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (2ZCT4)

29 What's the traditional alcohol of India?

Posted by: huerfano at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (EtMVh)

30 whooopsie daisies

Day drinker.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (+lOpA)

31
You morons better nominate the cobs an Ace for Rush's weekly conference call. Team Rush, some such.

Do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:02 PM (fTKv+)

32 Mr. Wednesday Night still shitting in the thread below.Shhhh.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (LiyEm)

33 hmm, yoga is not well known for building balance.

Posted by: Clarence at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (V3U1L)

34 her Secret Service code name these days is "Twinkle Toes"

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (PUX+Y)

35 >>What's the traditional alcohol of India?


Fermented Monkey Piss

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (t5mdk)

36
She's definitely planning on running in '20.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (fTKv+)

37 The proof of her ailment is there are always 2 strong dudes in close proximity to catch her.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (aVYsC)

38 Hillary?I thought it was Marlon Bando.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (LiyEm)

39 Thank God that this woman didn't bother to buy enough votes in Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (mk7Bj)

40 Even when she goes ONE STEP AT A TIME, she can't stay on her feet.

ONE STEP AT A TIME!

FAIL.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (MnkFD)

41 No wonder she couldn't break the glass ceiling. She was defeated by the stairs before she could reach it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (/tuJf)

42 The beast is looking quite presidential there. Yoga, yoga, yoga!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (KP5rU)

43 looks like Obama's PROMISE program just created the school to death row pipeline.

Posted by: Clarence at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (V3U1L)

44 SOON

Posted by: HoverRound at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (XkVXQ)

45 We
Are young but getting old before our time
We'll leave the T.V. and the radio behind
Don't you wonder what we'll find
Steppin' out tonight

--Joe Jackson

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (U6XUk)

46 Our former First Lady. The sobriety of Betty Ford and the fashion sense of Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Furious George at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (9vQJW)

47
On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (lKyWE)

48 Does she have any reason to believe her constant whining has moved the needle in her favor, even a little bit?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (nBr1j)

49 Hannity is going to use this video as his opening segment for the next month or so.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (rBnYq)

50 Maybe she didn't campaign in Wisconsin because they have steps there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (MnkFD)

51 Our former First Lady. The sobriety of Betty Ford and the fashion sense of Michelle Obama.
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and the nimbleness of FDR

Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (NK8Jz)

52 I don't know what her appeal is to Democrats. Must've been fundraising because her personality is horrible.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (zuy4j)

53 And she was wearing flats.
That woman has some serious health problems.

I'm sure CNN has shown this. Not.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (0jtPF)

54 36
She's definitely planning on running in '20.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:03 PM (fTKv+)



Baby steps.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (+lOpA)

55 46 Our former First Lady. The sobriety of Betty Ford and the fashion sense of Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Furious George at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (9vQJW)


And the cake-hole of Martha Mitchell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (fTKv+)

56 Am I a bad person If I am laughing with tears in my eyes?

That needs a Benny Hill track

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

57 Controlling white husbands and sons, slavers and other haters of melanin, and STAIRS. Is there any end to the vast right-wing conspiracy against Mother Clinton?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (BN6Vh)

58 And she needed to have two burly men carry her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (n+6mJ)

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They persisted.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (5NMZN)

59 What the fuck is she wearing? My God.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (u4uAm)

60
I will say the rise and run of those steps is not very user friendly. Shithole countries and all that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (LOgQ4)

61 One step at a time?

She needs to get into the "One Day at a Time" club.

Posted by: JAS at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (sCN2W)

62 >>On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time

Watch the video again. She lost both of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJf)

63 Hokey pokey herky jerky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (IqV8l)

64 "What Happened? Volume 2"

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (5NMZN)

65 If you can't even handle the steps...

No wonder you failed on the Ladder to success...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (NgKpN)

66 Why am I not 50 stairs ahead, you might ask.

Posted by: Hillary at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (zHswh)

67 She looks presidential. And people made fun of Ford, this woman is a gold mine of physical comedy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (Ri/rl)

68 LMAO! Wait for the second or third fall, it gets better!

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (q177U)

69 The beast should just be carried to appeareances in a sedan chair, carried by pygmies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (KP5rU)

70 Other than huma, what left winger in their right mind wants The FAB to represent them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (5y11N)

71 52 I don't know what her appeal is to Democrats. Must've been fundraising because her personality is horrible.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (zuy4j)


They respect a good grift.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (+lOpA)

72 ace, check out the music video version

https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/973553768179658752

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (hMwEB)

73 Her clearly dilapidated physical condition and neurological/cognitive deficits were apparent to most people even before the bollard incident - you know, back in the days when the MSM was screaming that all us knuckle dragging, wingnut conservatives were totes Nazis for asking these questions. It's nice to be in the midst of the new hotness of actually diagnosing people from afar and without any actual contact with the patient all (like the MSM loves to do with Trump).

All that being said - it is great to be vindicated - and this meme making the rounds will reinforce the American Electorate that they did the right thing
As someone on here noted - the right is definitely winning the meme war - or at the very least holding its own.

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

74 What the fuck is she wearing? My God.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (u4uAm)
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She may be pregnant.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (5NMZN)

75 A sobering thought though, we're not going to get to run against Hillary again in 2020.

Posted by: Apache at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (uc45P)

76 When grrrl power can't get you down a few stairs

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (1l010)

77 Gonna be an early Face Plant.

Posted by: Rodney King, Beating A Korean Shopkeeper Half To Death at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (FypLm)

78 Does she have any reason to believe her constant whining has moved the needle in her favor, even a little bit?

Fat-assed bitch never listens.

Posted by: Billy C at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (XkVXQ)

79 I thought she only fell backwards when she was walking UP the stairs.

Posted by: Furious George at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (9vQJW)

80 Hard to walk with one foot in the grave, and a hollow leg full of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

81
Where's the big burly black dude with the epi-pen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (fTKv+)

82 The real question is who decided she should try going up and down those stairs?

Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (C6xeQ)

83 She should probably travel with the Scooby van, just in case.

Like just in case she spots another bar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (rBnYq)

84 Tillerson giving a statement....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (jjaLl)

85 She has as much of a reason to be in India as I do.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (O5Q3r)

86 Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (EBwPV)

87 The press would love the challenge of explaining away her mini-strokes during press conferences.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (nBr1j)

88 Better headline: Angry, Bitter Drunk who will Never Be President Curses and Falls Down Stairs. Again. Makes More Excuses Why She Lost including the F**king Stairs

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

89
On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (lKyWE)






Kicked them off, with vigor "how can you fucking Hindu assholes WALK in these things????"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (eXA4G)

90
On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time
Watch the video again. She lost both of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJf)



That's tragic

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (lKyWE)

91 Watch the video again. She lost both of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJ

she lost one and kicked off the other shoe. They are flats. I still want to know what the hell is wrong with her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (Ri/rl)

92 Tillerson sounds like he is about to cry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (5y11N)

93 I will say the rise and run of those steps is not very user friendly. Shithole countries and all that.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (LOgQ4)



She needs a stair scout.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (+lOpA)

94
A comment I made to a post at a classical music blog I read about the Austin bombings was taken to task for using the term "Antifa", saying it was a term created by the Alt-Right.

My reply was: "Oh, my apologies! I should have used the proper title: 'The Incredibly Courageous White Rose Dissident #Resistance Chowder and Marching Club'."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (BWL+E)

95 >>>46 Our former First Lady. The sobriety of Betty Ford and the fashion sense of Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Furious George at March 13, 2018 02:04 PM (9vQJW)

Betty Ford recovered. She fought like hell to get there. She helped others recover. She does not belong in a grouping with Hillary and Michelle.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (U6XUk)

96 My favorite comment on that video -

"The stairs were later found dead with two bullet holes to the back of the head, ruled a suicide."

Heh.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (oyCqX)

97 i wonder what is causing the pot belly bulge you see in the frame of the video before you hit "play"...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (PUX+Y)

98 I know from long very personal experience, what a neurological deficit looks like. It looks like this video. That could be me going down the stairs. No rails? Open and uneven construction? That would mean great difficulty for me. (disaster if I did not have support from someone or something) Get her to a neurologist stat!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (0OmEj)

99 she kicked off her sandals at the end. But she does seem to have a problem focusing when looking down. In the campaign her handler had some flashlight to shine on stair she was going down iirc.

could be some balance/neurological thing as well ... but she is an old bat. Those issues start cropping up, especially when the mind is rotted by the fires of corruption and hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (bT8Z4)

100 92 Tillerson sounds like he is about to cry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:08 PM (5y11N)

Get him Rob Roy, stat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (fTKv+)

101 HArd to tell where Rex is going.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (jjaLl)

102 Diazapam Guy seemed to negotiate the steps fine - dontchya think?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (Fb9aZ)

103 That fat nasty hag makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons.

Posted by: Model_1066 at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (dSqvH)

104 On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time

Watch the video again. She lost both of them.

Posted by: JackStraw


She lost the one, then proceeded to kick the second one off.

I'd estimate the rise and run at 10 X 10. No code in the USA would permit that combination.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (LOgQ4)

105 Huma kissed her boo boo later at the hotel.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (GGsJE)

106 still spreading the false story that he fired tillerson with a tweet. What a fuckin asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (5y11N)


On the one hand, it is an untruth.

On the other hand it fuels the rumors that Donny Two-Scoops:

(1) Is unpredictable.
(2) Demands results.
(3) Is the guy in charge here.
(4) Your tenure may be shorter than you think.
(5) HE'S WATCHING YOU.
(6) WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?
(7) MY GOD, YOU FOOL! GET TO WORK BEFORE HE CANS YOU ALSO!


Or as someone said: 'Lincoln fired a lot of people and a lot of people think very well of him.'

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

107 Does she have any reason to believe her constant whining has moved the needle in her favor, even a little bit?
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That's international womans day to you, h8r.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (liCRz)

108 Kuru.

The satanic, baby-eating, adrenochrome-addicted bitch has kuru.

Posted by: RKae at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (YyNjs)

109 "These boots were made for walking
But that's not what they do.
One of these days these boots
Are gonna be filled with my poo."

--Hillary

Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (CMbMd)

110 74 What the fuck is she wearing? My God.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (u4uAm)
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She may be pregnant.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (5NMZN)

Made me puke.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (nBr1j)

111 Pot belly bulge = Quatto

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (BN6Vh)

112 Hey, I've been there. Probably not a bar in Dallas that I didn't kiss the Blarney sidewalk upon leaving. And I will never be POTUS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (VWsDy)

113 Beef jerky for suspenders?

This would poll well, I think.

Posted by: Rodney King, Beating A Korean Shopkeeper Half To Death at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (FypLm)

114 Why isn't that horror strapped in a wheelchair?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (lboSL)

115 Weird. Robotic technology usually gets better over time, not worse.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (mk7Bj)

116 >>The real question is who decided she should try going up and down those stairs?

Someone who no longer has a job.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (/tuJf)

117 India is bollard-free. This is a problem.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (XrCyE)

118 Didn't they try to say during the campaign she walked the Stairmaster every day? Dear God, what did they do, duct tape her feet to it?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

119 114 Why isn't that horror strapped in a wheelchair?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (lboSL)

"This seat taken."

- - Krauthammer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (fTKv+)

120 38 Hillary?I thought it was Marlon Bando.

I thought the same. Circa Island of Dr. Moreau

Posted by: Lowfibass at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (BrqlK)

121 Trump pushed her.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (xttKs)

122 It's going to be an early flight of stairs.

Posted by: Bill Spynn at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (vtcmf)

123 >> "10
Her vision is still screwed up. Whatever broke in her brain that required those special glasses still afflicts her."

What's the most plausible diagnosis of Hillary's illness? I've heard doctors' speculations ranging from Parkinson's disease to multiple sclerosis to brain cancer and everything in between.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (Wv9jW)

124 >>Pot belly bulge = Quatto

Alien waiting to burst free.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (/tuJf)

125 Watch the video again. She lost both of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:06 PM


Upon review, the ruling is that she lost one, and kicked the other off.

0 yardage, and loss of balance.

Posted by: NFL Review Official #7 at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (ctuyM)

126 Rex, at this moment, confirming why his ass got canned. Boring mother

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (VWsDy)

127
If she's not going to be President, maybe she could be a spokesperson for stairlifts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (BWL+E)

128 Maybe she needs to float around like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. She certainly has the body type for it. And I can*t see her face in this video, but I bet she has the same complexion by now.

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (gbWkA)

129 Why isn't that horror strapped in a wheelchair?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (lboSL)

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Certainly would have gotten down the stairs faster.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (5NMZN)

130 Damned Russians and their stairs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (Dp6qK)

131 120 38 Hillary?I thought it was Marlon Bando.

I thought the same. Circa Island of Dr. Moreau
Posted by: Lowfibass at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (BrqlK)


"The horror. The horror..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (fTKv+)

132 On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time
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Watch the video again. She lost both of them.

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Watch the video carefully. She didn't lose them. She kicked them off.

Both times she slipped, she stepped on a broken step.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (roQNm)

133 Well, at least she her fashion sense has not changed one bit.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (Z48ZB)

134 Mr. Wednesday Night is a sock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (hyuyC)

135 Rex should quietly go off to his golf house future. But, it sounds like he wants to talk for some period of time first.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (rBnYq)

136 83 . . . Like just in case she spots another bar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather
_________

And to think, she was able to pass the bar on her second try. Hasn't been able to since.

Posted by: Furious George at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (9vQJW)

137 I emphatically disagree with those who say Hillary is an ugle. She's just fine for a septuagenarian.

But for the love of all things holy, can't she get a decent stylist, someone she will listen to? There is so much wrong with that outfit for her shape, I can't.....

She has NEVER had any sense of what looks good on her and what does not. From that hideous dark purple ball gown she wore at Bill's 1st inaugural to the present time, she has committed more fashion crimes than....well,than Michelle Obama and Johnny Weir put together.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (0jtPF)

138 Oops, off Zombie shopkeeper head beater sock.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (FypLm)

139 . Is there any end to the vast right-wing conspiracy against Mother Clinton?

+++

Wait until she gets busted by Chelsea messing up her pill week counts. "Mom, we need to get you a visiting nurse..."

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (/yTms)

140 Kicked them off, with vigor "how can you fucking Hindu assholes WALK in these things????"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

-----

They look like Birkenstocks. Not a sandal for the poor.

Posted by: Penfold at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (Fbt5B)

141 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ismre)

142
Gerald Ford, a superb athlete, was mocked relentlessly for much less.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (BWL+E)

143 I'm dying here.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

144 Get her to a neurologist stat!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (0OmEj)


---

I'm pretty sure that's what her black "agent" handler with the injector thing was for.

There was at least one video of him walking up behind her to calmly and quietly talk her down after her needle started skipping during a campaign speech.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (liCRz)

145 Didn't she literally ban reporters from filming her walking up or down steps? And of course being the sycophantic trash they are, they went along with it.

She's clearly got significant problems, possibly neural. She keeps falling over and down in simple ordinary human activity.

Someone who no longer has a job.

Even if it was someone who was not to blame (like they couldn't control the venue because the Indian government chose it).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

146 This thread needs to be labelled a CHOKING HAZARD forthose of us eating.This is mandatory in the stae of California.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

147 tillerson did not say one word about PDT unless i missed it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (5y11N)

148 could be some balance/neurological thing as well ... but she is an old bat. Those issues start cropping up, especially when the mind is rotted by the fires of corruption and hate.

You might not like the motivation behind it, but there's no arguing with my results!

Posted by: Satan at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (XkVXQ)

149 She needs to get Boston Dynamics to commission her a spider walking chair, or a hover platform like Baron Harkonnen in Dune.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (mk7Bj)

150
'... make the grade' and going down steps?

ISWYDT, ace

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

151 i wonder what is causing the pot belly bulge you see in the frame of the video before you hit "play"...


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:09 PM (PUX+Y)


You have seen alien? She's the mother alien.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (hLRSq)

152 142
Gerald Ford, a superb athlete, was mocked relentlessly for much less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (BWL+E)


Chevy Chase Tina Fey-ed him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (fTKv+)

153 Noticeably, not mentioning the President at all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (rBnYq)

154 The chick in the blue dress does just fine in her sandals.

I guess weighing less that 210 pounds has its advantages.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (MnkFD)

155 I guess a heavy duty crane wasn't available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

156
She was tripped by a Russian bot. Or was it a Dalmatian server? Dear me, I can't keep all her excuses straight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (BWL+E)

157 If you listen closely, you can hear the slurring F word being flung, along with the shoes.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

158 You put your left foot out,
You put your right foot out,
You put your let foot out and fall down the stairs
You*re doing the Hillary pooky

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (gbWkA)

159
If you're accustomed to USA code standards for rise and run, walking down steps that are outside of our standards, with lousy vision is a prescription for what you see.

Huma, who probably has small feet, takes up the entire run length with her shoe.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (LOgQ4)

160 Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

161
Didn't they try to say during the campaign she walked the Stairmaster every day?




If she can't climb a set of stairs she's in no condition to take her stairmaster for a walk.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (lKyWE)

162
banana peels - not apple peels

-- This is CNN!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

163 My oldest nemesis.

Stairs

Posted by: Hillary at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (lKs2v)

164 "What a drag it is getting old..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

165 What is it with the smartest woman in the world and fucking steps?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (KP5rU)

166
"This seat taken."

- - Krauthammer
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (fTKv+)

I'm here to tell ya son, your humor is lame

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (VWsDy)

167 If Hillary ran against actual stairs, as in you put a flight of stairs behind a microphone, the set of stairs would win by at least 10.

And is it just me or are y'all posting like crack monkey's today?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (WuRdh)

168 Get her a Funicular.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (CMbMd)

169 >>>Her vision is still screwed up. Whatever broke in her brain that required those special glasses still afflicts her.

"Broke in her brain." Low-down and mean, like I like it.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

170 It's worth noting that the situation was dire enough that Hillary went with the "catching whatever disease I'll get by walking around barefooted in this sh*thole" option.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (liCRz)

171 Korsikoff's and kuru. Gets 'em every time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (Vg0Lf)

172 It looks to me like she kicked them both off. Because she can't walk in strapped sandals, apparently.

Posted by: sunny-dee at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (QAOZh)

173 Oh, no questions for Rex, and no mention of DJT

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (jjaLl)

174 I guess the temple didn't have a Stair-Lift available?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (VpIIl)

175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

176 Is that really Huma behind her? I wonder who is paying her.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (Z48ZB)

177
Why isn't that horror strapped in a wheelchair?

Posted by: Ladyl


Last scene of "The Naked Gun". I'd laugh even harder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (BWL+E)

178 She has NEVER had any sense of what looks good on her and what does not.

Just look at the clothes she wore when she was younger. Even for the 70s they were horrendous. She has a horrible combination of absolute certainty and no fashion sense. Like Obama, she's likely convinced she knows better about everything than everyone else around her. Which is a pretty neutral thing, I'll take a horribly dressed but righteous and wise person over a neatly dressed fool like Obama but its just one more thing wrong with the woman.

She's so deeply flawed its horrible to even contemplate. Its like one of those British kings that went nuts and everyone had to keep pretending they were in charge and strong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

179
Didn't they try to say during the campaign she walked the Stairmaster every day?


No, she wears Stainmaster-infused adult incontinence garments every day. Unplug your ears, deplorables.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (pNxlR)

180 Gove her a break.

She was under sniper fire.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (MnkFD)

181
Hillary in a wheelchair. See final scene of the movie "Woman of Straw."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (fTKv+)

182 She just tripped over karma. After all, It's India.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

183 That was obviously Russian butter spread all over the stairs.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:15 PM (W+kMI)

184 Weird. Robotic technology usually gets better over time, not worse.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (mk7Bj)

Discontinued model. Hard to get parts.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (2ZCT4)

185 What kind of building was this event in?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (nBr1j)

186 156
She was tripped by a Russian bot. Or was it a Dalmatian server? Dear me, I can't keep all her excuses straight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:13 PM (BWL+E)

She didn't trip... she was dodging sniper fire!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

187 >>>Get her a Funicular.

one of my favorite words and the subject of this Italian song--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSAZAHiOa8

"Funiculi funicula" takes funicular and turns into a verb (verbizes it), and the "li" and "la" are added to mean "here" and "there."

Thus, take the funicular here, take it there.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (8rNrN)

188 Hey, I walked down the stairs yesterday and today, and I didn't fall.

Isn't it about time for someone to give me another Lifetime Achievement Award?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (9vQJW)

189 175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)


Someone got it a bit further upthread. Not me, sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (fTKv+)

190 Oh for crissakes. The white board.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (rBnYq)

191 175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)



Krebs noted it at 150. And I think we all got it, everyone is just too busy laughing to comment on it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (9CkBG)

192 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?





Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)


---

Angling for a laugh, ace?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (liCRz)

193 Rex, at this moment, confirming why his ass got canned. Boring mother

-
BIG BREAKING: Tillerson Fired Over Rogue Bid to Save Iran Nuke Deal --
State Department efforts to undermine White House anti-Iran agenda sparked firing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)

194 Hillary is big. It's the stairs that got small.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (ismre)

195 This was the moment when the risers of the steps began to crumble and her feet began to slow and our planet began to heave.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (2NqXo)

196 Looks like diabetic neuropathy. She can't feel her feet. Vodka for breakfast prolly don't help.

Posted by: gromulin at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (Gtume)

197
Why isn't that horror strapped in a wheelchair?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:10 PM (lboSL)

--------------------------------
Certainly would have gotten down the stairs faster.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (5NMZN)







Hey lady, I'll give you a hand.......

Posted by: Zombie Tommy Udo at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (eXA4G)

198 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

Shoot I knew there had to be something there and still I missed it.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (Z48ZB)

199 132 On the bright side, at least she didn't lose a shoe this time
-----------------

Watch the video again. She lost both of them.

=======
Watch the video carefully. She didn't lose them. She kicked them off.

Both times she slipped, she stepped on a broken step.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (roQNm)



She was looking down at the steps as she went down and could see the steps. No one else had trouble nor needed assistance descending these steps.

Posted by: Hillary at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (lKs2v)

200 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (lKs2v)

201 you know some of you Pun Guys really should have given me credit for the grade pun.

I don't do puns so when I do one, I kinda want credit.

You bastards!!!

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (8rNrN)

202 3 It appears her center of gravity is too big.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (vkS2Z)


But it's so low to the ground, balance shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (vP84t)

203 "none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)
"

It wasn't funny the first time -_-

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

204 Gerald Ford, a superb athlete, was mocked relentlessly for much less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (BWL+E)

Plus Betty said he was one helluva screw

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (VWsDy)

205 We've really got to send Ace a "dress up Teh Bollard" kit, so he can visit that hallowed ground, and appropriately memorialize that fixture.

I'm thinking along the lines of an epoxied-on gilded wreath and a suitably engraved brass plaque.

"On this spot, on September 11th, 2016, This Bollard ensured that Hillary Rodham Clinton (Felon, N.Y.) would not then, nor ever be, President of the United States of America"

Get the photos as soon as it's done though. The liberals would go all kamikaze on the thing, because, stoopid liburulz.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (QzJWU)

206 She's still going to run, though.

She'll make FDR circa 45 look lively, but she'll still run.

It will be glorious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (vX2zy)

207 Doggeh is barking and growling at impudent robins on the lawn

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (hMwEB)

208 C'mon, she was just practicing her "hokey-pokey" moves on the steps.

H8ters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (vP84t)

209 We would fire Hillary if we could!

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (alFBP)

210
175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)


Ahem, #150.

I'll take my credit in unlimited Cardboard Membership privileges, good sir.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (pNxlR)

211 She stepped in it even harder with her interview damning 51% of the United States as racist misogynist backward morons, though. This went way beyond her "irredeemably deplorable" statement. That one was about "part" of Trump's supporters. This was a complete blanket statement about ALL of them. And she sneered at women who would dare to not vote for her majesty: controlled by their husbands.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

212
none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace


We get it.

*sits stone-faced*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (BWL+E)

213 Hillary sure is getting her "funemployment" wrong.... ought to be sitting in a chair with a barrel of Chardonnay on the end table...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (jjaLl)

214 >>>Shoot I knew there had to be something there and still I missed it.


well thank you for looking again.


Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (8rNrN)

215 >>>175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

150
'... make the grade' and going down steps?

ISWYDT, ace
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (U6XUk)

216 As our unofficial goodwill ambassador to Indua, I assume tommorrow we'll see footage of her taking a shit in the street.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (BN6Vh)

217 >>none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (/tuJf)

218 >>>We get it.

*sits stone-faced*

...

you're a bad person who likes hurting people.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (8rNrN)

219 I've watched this about 4 times and I giggle every time. Kept watching that ridiculous hat on her head and wondered how it stayed on.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (DWjMb)

220 4 It's the heat, dammit! And sometimes pneumonia!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (liCRz)


And the Russians! The Russians hacked the steps!

And the patriarchy! Steps are a mechanism by which the patriarchy oppresses strong (albeit uncoordinated) women! Just like parallel parking!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (vP84t)

221 Thus, take the funicular here, take it there.

Posted by: ace



Take the funicular, leave the cannoli.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (8mOxN)

222 you need to go sideways down narrow steps like that

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (hMwEB)

223 >>>I'm sorry, did you say something?


Commenter strikes again.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (8rNrN)

224 Begun the Pun Wars have.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (LiyEm)

225
BIG BREAKING: Tillerson Fired Over Rogue Bid to Save Iran Nuke Deal --
State Department efforts to undermine White House anti-Iran agenda sparked firing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)


And still none dare call it treason.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

226 "Who needs Air Force One when I've got Ketel-One?"

--Hillary

Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (CMbMd)

227 Hilarious post ace! Why don't you kick off your shoes and let some others do the heavy lifting for the rest of the day!

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (lKs2v)

228 Angling for a laugh, ace?

It was acute comment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

229 She is a physical wreck. When will the MFM start asking her "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I used to ask myself that AP. What the last year has taught me (and I should have seen since at least 2004) is that the MFM is only interested in acting as the public relations arm of the DNC. If we want to know what is happening, we have to read foreign journals, just the Norks have to read foreign journals to find out what is happening there, if they could read.

Also, I sometimes see unfortunate people who suffer from epileptic seizures wearing protective helmets since they can't predict an episode. I think Hillary is at that point now.

Or she could just stroke out now and do us all a favor.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (+Tibp)

230
CNN - A set of Indian stairs was just discovered in Ft. Marcy Park with multiple gun shot wounds. Now back to our non-stop Stormy Daniels coverage.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (LOgQ4)

231 Where are the hand rails? Doesn't the advanced nation of India have laws similar to our ADA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (IqV8l)

232 206 She's still going to run, though.

She'll make FDR circa 45 look lively, but she'll still run.

It will be glorious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (vX2zy)

Run.... doubtful...

Stumble maybe...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

233 these sandals are made for sliding
and that's just what they'll do
and one of these days theses sandals are
gonna slide right out from under you!

/with apologies to talented songwriters everywhere

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (PUX+Y)

234 >>>
150
'... make the grade' and going down steps?

ISWYDT, ace
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

...

ah thank you very much.

I knew the Smart Commenters would get it.

You made The List. The good list. Not the much longer bad list.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (8rNrN)

235 >>>137 can't she get . . . someone she will listen to?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (0jtPF)

ding ding ding
This will never happen.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (U6XUk)

236 Next time go with "stairs" at her feet, or something...

BTW. Despite her handicaps, I bet she can put up shelves correctly on the first try.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

237 She needs to get Boston Dynamics to commission her a spider walking chair, or a hover platform like Baron Harkonnen in Dune.

Hey! I realize I ain't no Kwisatz Haderach but come on now, I'm not that hideous!

Posted by: Baron Harkonnen at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (XkVXQ)

238 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace


Ace as Jeb! Clap please

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (VWsDy)

239 Kept watching that ridiculous hat on her head and wondered how it stayed on.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (DWjMb)

They stapled it on like Harrison Ford did when they filmed Indiana Jones.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (MX7xj)

240 >>>Angling for a laugh, ace?

It was acute comment

...

i just want people to meet me on my level

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (8rNrN)

241 "One step for Man. One giant step for .... YAAAAAAAAA!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (vP84t)

242 Where the hell was she, because those stairs are a wreck. If they had a staircase like that on a building here, they'd have it roped off with yellow police tape.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (O5Q3r)

243 198
none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?



Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)


oooohhhh... Graaaaade. Now i get it. wait wut?

ooooohhhh.....like kids are toddlers in preschool...grade. and they stumble around. Now i get it. Brilliant Ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (70cRb)

244 You know, pull a "Hillary"

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (lKs2v)

245 >>>Ace as Jeb! Clap please


Bad list.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (8rNrN)

246 I shouldn't be laughing as maniacally as I am at that video.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

247 Ace made a funny,
And that's no reach.
Donnie gets two scoops,
So we must IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (t41dG)

248 15 And she needed to have two burly men carry her.
===
If my dear old mom (a little older than the Hildabeast) needed help getting her osteoarthritic tuckus down steep non-OSHA stairs, rest assured I would give her assistance. Mom though probably would not have made the trip up to begin with, and would have sat and waited for the rest of the family while she made friends with a sacred cow or a monkey.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (W+kMI)

249 59 What the fuck is she wearing? My God.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:05 PM (u4uAm)

At least 90 pounds of blubber, I'd say.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (Dp6qK)

250 the "grade" pun was so bad i just tried to ignore it...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (PUX+Y)

251 219 I've watched this about 4 times and I giggle every time. Kept watching that ridiculous hat on her head and wondered how it stayed on.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 13, 2018 02:18 PM (DWjMb)

Why... Gorilla Glue, of course...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (NgKpN)

252
Slipped on greasy grimy gopher guts, she did!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (pNxlR)

253 Thank God the Depends were up to the job. Imagine America's image had she fouled the Temple?

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (2LelM)

254 You can't beat me on the grade!

Posted by: Dennis Weaver at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (ismre)

255 213 Hillary sure is getting her "funemployment" wrong.... ought to be sitting in a chair with a barrel of Chardonnay on the end table...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
________

Where the hell do you think I was in such a hurry to get to?

Posted by: DistHillary at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (9vQJW)

256 Where are the hand rails? Doesn't the advanced nation of India have laws similar to our ADA?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 02:19 PM (IqV8l)

------------------------------------------------
Stairs in America to get the population down. Stairs in India to get the population count down!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (5NMZN)

257 Gerald Ford, a superb athlete, was mocked relentlessly for much less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (BWL+E)


Chevy Chase Tina Fey-ed him.
------------------------------------

At least CC was instant-karma'd - he did break a bone or two with his Christmas Tree opening segment of SNL one year, when he fell into the tree.

Tina Fey's karma is to forever be tied to Sarah Palin, and I've heard it drives her nuts. hehe

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (EBwPV)

258 Even Chuck Schumer couldn't support Obama's Iran deal.

Why couldn't have Trump interviewed Tillerson and asked him his views on this before hiring?

I feel like Trump is too easily impressed with success that really has nothing to do with his role as President.
"Hey, George Soros made a lot of money, maybe he should run a department!"

Posted by: Apache at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (uc45P)

259 She needs to get Boston Dynamics to commission her a spider walking chair, or a hover platform like Baron Harkonnen in Dune.
============

She needs "tentacles" like Dr. Octopus.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (vg8iE)

260 245 >>>Ace as Jeb! Clap please


Bad list.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (8rNrN)



Dammit. After all this time you would think I'd know better than to eat or drink while reading comments. Dt Mtn Dew out your nose is not a great feeling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (9CkBG)

261
Wouldn't have been any problem if she had worn a sari.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (BWL+E)

262 >>>190 Oh for crissakes. The white board.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, anti-weather at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (rBnYq)

Whut?

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (U6XUk)

263 Hillz did shit in the street. Just went into the colostomy bag under the circus tent she's wearing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (gQmKR)

264 I'm going to level with you, ace. The pun wasn't bad, but you probably should've shelved the plan to draw too much attention to it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (JTMqu)

265 Too bad she didn't get tossed into a van like a side of beef. That always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (2LelM)

266 She needs to get Boston Dynamics to commission her a spider walking chair, or a hover platform like Baron Harkonnen in Dune.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:12 PM (mk7Bj)

*Pictures Hillary's brain as Krang from TMNT.

Posted by: Mainah at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (B+qrE)

267
none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?


I was trying to formulate a runaway truck ramp joke

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)

268 You think she recorded a bunch of voice lines so that when she dies, they will literally just prop her body up and use that program from google to writ speeches sounding like it's her voice?

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (mk7Bj)

269 construction humor

Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (n13/j)

270 >>>246 I shouldn't be laughing as maniacally as I am at that video.


yes. Yes you should.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (8rNrN)

271 Is it time for Chris Cilizza to say, 'nothing to see here, folks... move along' ?

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (GppXG)

272 Brilliant Ace.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (70cRb)

She made the grade, unceremoniously.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (Dp6qK)

273 "Why couldn't have Trump interviewed Tillerson and asked him his views on this before hiring?"

Who else could Trump have gotten? Who wanted that job on Trump's first day?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (UBzPO)

274
Will we be graded on the curve, ace?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

275

can you imagine what the world looks like through those glasses? You'd be falling all over the place too!

http://www.bing.com/search?q=prismatic+glasses+brain+injury

LOL she's the only picture show in preview...

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (co1DC)

276 64 I'm going to level with you, ace. The pun wasn't bad, but you probably should've shelved the plan to draw too much attention to it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Golf clap.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (Ri/rl)

277 >>>What the fuck is she wearing? My God.<<<

She's sporting the Upsy-Daisy Muumuu from the Marlon Brando Collection.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (2Mnv1)

278 Hills needs that spider chair in Wild Wild West that half-Kenneth Branagh ran around in. That sucker could do stairs and would demonstrate her nature more effectively.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)

279 My opinion would be a traumatic brain injury accelerated an underlying neuro issue caused in part by a long history of excessive alcohol use. (my issues are all genetic but I know people that have the exact same symtoms as I do caused by injury or exposures) She is not well.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (0OmEj)

280 A step BELOW her pay grade? Or a whole bunch of steps below her pay grade?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (vP84t)

281 First Trudeau and now Hillary. I wouldn't blame India for going totes isolationist.

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)

282 BIG BREAKING: Tillerson Fired Over Rogue Bid to Save Iran Nuke Deal --
State Department efforts to undermine White House anti-Iran agenda sparked firing

Willowed thought - the fact that drones at State still think they're The Resistance, and have not been either brought into compliance or terminated, is grounds for sacking Rex.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (MouKZ)

283 >>>199 She was looking down at the steps as she went down and could see the steps. No one else had trouble nor needed assistance descending these steps.
Posted by: Hillary at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (lKs2v)

Yep, good point.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (U6XUk)

284 Dennis Miller never explained his jokes.

Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (n13/j)

285 Hillary Fails to Make the Grade, Again!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (XkVXQ)

286 oohhhhhh graaaade. Now i get. Like angle of repose. THAT kind of grade.
That was brilliant Ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (70cRb)

287 Who else could Trump have gotten? Who wanted that job on Trump's first day?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2018 02:22 PM (UBzPO)

-----------------------------------------
Mittens!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (5NMZN)

288
I can't wait for her inevitable toe fungus when the Indian germs crawl up inside her toes. She'll be on a mobility scooter within days.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (LOgQ4)

289 The comments are killing me. People on the trading floor are looking at me like I'm nuts.

I hate all of you. Damn you for posting this.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

290


COME ON SHE IS A MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER DAMN YOU!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (E9Iwj)

291 207 Doggeh is barking and growling at impudent robins on the lawn
====
Your doggeh needs remedial training at backyard barking. That is only to be unleashed at impudent squirrels and chipmunks.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (W+kMI)

292 Four strong men to carry Hillary.

Sung to the tune of Four Strong Winds.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (nBr1j)

293 >>>I'm going to level with you, ace. The pun wasn't bad, but you probably should've shelved the plan to draw too much attention to it.

you know, my shelves are bearing a weight not seen since Hillary's stabilizing bollard.

I get knocked on my shelves but I build them like the Germans build their autobahns: They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)

294 They should've put her on a zip line.
WHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (O5Q3r)

295 BIG BREAKING: Tillerson Fired Over Rogue Bid to Save Iran Nuke Deal --
State Department efforts to undermine White House anti-Iran agenda sparked firing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)


If true, that will do it:

Marching Orders in any Hierarchical Organization

(I) One person sets policy.
(II)) That person is not you.
(III) If there is any confusion, see (I), supra.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Protect Your Despair with Gloom Guard Polish & Sealer! Only at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

296 253 Thank God the Depends were up to the job. Imagine America's image had she fouled the Temple?

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (2LelM)


How could you tell with all the monkey shit laying around?

Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (tu3iY)

297 Has anyone heard of mediabiasfactcheck.com? I posted the Hillary fall on our work list-serve after a dick posted an edited version of "Trump fires Tillerson" from CNN (the dick edited Trump's tweet to say "Congratulations to me" instead of what it actually said: "Congratulations to all"). Then a commie from work posted that the Daily Caller (where I got the Hillary fall from) was a "right-wing site" and said to look at mediabiasfactcheck.com to confirm real news sources.
Yeah, the days of me letting these communists rant on our work list-serve unanswered are over...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (aW5/6)

298
https://i1.wp.com/ www.bookwormroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09 /Trump_Golf_Ball_Hillary_Smiley.gif? resize=480%2C270

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (xttKs)

299 Piece of shit Tillerson.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (NPQuh)

300 Time to pull out my campaign slogan for her:

"Hillary! Her qualifications are staggering!"

Posted by: RKae at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (YyNjs)

301 >> "Where the hell was she, because those stairs are a wreck. If they had a
staircase like that on a building here, they'd have it roped off with
yellow police tape."

I didn't see anyone else having a problem walking down those stairs... just her.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (Wv9jW)

302 Stairs are obviously a tool of the patriarchy to oppress wymyn. Wymyn need to break the glass ceiling and stairs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (OLCnA)

303 Why doesn't Hillary have a group of burly women carrying her up and down stairs?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (nBr1j)

304 I'm calling it first. One day at her funeral, they will drop her casket going down the stairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

305 245 >>>Ace as Jeb! Clap please


Bad list.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:20 PM (8rNrN)

A badge oh honor, brotha

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (VWsDy)

306
273 "Why couldn't have Trump interviewed Tillerson and asked him his views on this before hiring?"


Maybe he did. Maybe Tillerson lied.

I call your attention to the curious incidents of "muh principles" claimed by practically all NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (pNxlR)

307 I still want to know what the hell is wrong with her.

Posted by: CaliGirl


She's got "The I lost the election big time even though the fix was in blues" .And now I keep losing my shoes.

Doo dah

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (7nhhV)

308


175 none of you guys are pickin' up what I'm layin' down with my "fails to make the grade" pun?

Posted by: ace


And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (co1DC)

309 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)



Much like the German women.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (9CkBG)

310 Hillary Clinton is less healthy than Mr. Burns from the Simpsons

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (mk7Bj)

311 >>>284 Dennis Miller never explained his jokes.
Posted by: quint at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (n13/j)

Actually sometimes he had to comment on one of his references being too obscure. Bad List, fella.

...

285 Hillary Fails to Make the Grade, Again!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2018 02:23 PM (XkVXQ)

Now i am validated.

...

286 oohhhhhh graaaade. Now i get. Like angle of repose. THAT kind of grade.
That was brilliant Ace.

Well... now I think you're going overboard to make fun of me but I'll pretend this on the level and say that this is a step up from what i've seen previously.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (8rNrN)

312 Sex shelves, nice!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (jjaLl)

313 Looks like steps to a temple of some sort. Do they have Satan temples in India?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (A4DFu)

314 Even Dom Delouise's moo moo wasn't that big.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (gQmKR)

315 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (XkVXQ)

316 I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

317 you know, my shelves are bearing a weight not seen since Hillary's stabilizing bollard.



I get knocked on my shelves but I build them like the Germans build
their autobahns: They take a while, but they are built to take a
pounding without complaint.





Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)


---

Joking aside, the latest Family Handyman has some good shelf related stuff in it. Good all-around DIY homeowner magazine, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Those deputies listened to the kids screaming as they were shot at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (JTMqu)

318 Dennis Miller never explained his jokes.

Some of them he probably should have

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (39g3+)

319 294
They should've put her on a zip line.
WHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Posted by: tu3031 at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (O5Q3r)

Laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (70cRb)

320 "They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)
"

Uh, I don't even know what to say.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

321 4 I'm going to level with you, ace. The pun wasn't bad, but you probably should've shelved the plan to draw too much attention to it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

lol.. excellent.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (zRZaJ)

322
303 Why doesn't Hillary have a group of girthy burly women carrying her up and down stairs?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (nBr1j)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (pNxlR)

323 We dodged a fat, stupid, drunk, insane, ugly, decrepit, power-lusting, marxist bullet there.

Maybe you did.

Posted by: Huma at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (kqsXK)

324 Rudderless Tillerson?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (NPQuh)

325
you know some of you Pun Guys really should have given me credit for the grade pun.

I don't do puns so when I do one, I kinda want credit.

You bastards!!!
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (8rNrN)








Yeah, but you're really gonna have to step up your game to compete against this crew, Wicket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (eXA4G)

326 I'm calling it first. One day at her funeral, they will drop her casket going down the stairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

I'm going to have to buy a girdle because I'll probably rupture something laughing at that.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (MX7xj)

327 I would think it is far more likely that Tillerson had his opinion changed on the Iran deal by the swamp creatures than that Trump hired a guy who disagreed with him on the issue.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (LiyEm)

328 ...I get knocked on my shelves but I build them like the Germans build their autobahns: They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)


In other words, You'll accept me shelves... and like it.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (T71PA)

329 >>>"Hillary! Her qualifications are staggering!"

Move Forward and Somewhat Downward

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (8rNrN)

330 Hillary Clinton is less healthy than Mr. Burns from the Simpsons

Fueled by the same endless raging fire of hate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

331 260 Dammit. After all this time you would think I'd know better than to eat or drink while reading comments. Dt Mtn Dew out your nose is not a great feeling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:21 PM (9CkBG)


Once, when I was 6 years old : Hash Browns.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (CMbMd)

332 After her stroke they put Hillary on a blood thinner, Warfafin, first developed as rat poison.

Stroke wasn't talked about much during the campaign. It knocked her out for several months. I'm sure she has other issues.

Had she been elected I'd bet we'd have a real 25th Amendment incident, and President Kaine!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (n+6mJ)

333 We are pun-dits. It's what we do.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (VpIIl)

334 The steps are slippery eh? You goddamned whore!

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (pJaW6)

335
"They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint."


Swore off the couch for New Year's, did we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (pNxlR)

336 Ace made a funneh. Let's celebrate by having some Py.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (vtcmf)

337 Our former First Lady. The sobriety of Betty Ford and the fashion sense of Michelle Obama.

Don't forget the charm of Florence Harding.

Posted by: Huma at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (kqsXK)

338 I think or grade as a ramp, not steps but i guess it could be steps because there's an angle, but I'm no architect. I think it was brilliant though Ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (70cRb)

339
Who else could Trump have gotten? Who wanted that job on Trump's first day?"

John Friggin' Bolton.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (k1TUh)

340 Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (8rNrN)

Glad to have ace join the Horde pun club. I'm inclined to believe this is a good thing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (A4DFu)

341 *whoop*
*FLOP, roll roll*

*Bonk. Bonk. ....Bonk...BonkBonk..BonkBonk....Bonk*

*Bonk*
*Heave, pant pant*

*glug glug*


"One."


Posted by: Hillary descends the stairs at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (IkIB1)

342 You try to walk with a full diaper.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (nBr1j)

343 now doggeh tried to throw his frisbee at me

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

344 So Rove, Perino, and Baier are all stating that Pompeo will have to go through the same Senate confirmation process again as if he were coming in from outside the cabinet.
On earlier threads, posters said that he wouldn't since he had been confirmed to a cabinet level position as head of CIA.

Moreover, Rove is claiming it will take months.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (m0lmR)

345 Sure, but they didn't blame it on 300 different reasons.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (3/F4n)
-----------------

I see you are unfamiliar with my mother

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (fD4nI)

346 Gerald Ford tripped too, Hillary. And he wasn't elected President either.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)

347 Hillary Clinton stars in:

Braille to the Chief

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (rv0Fo)

348 Do we know this was definitely Hillary?

It looks like Marlon Brando in Island of Doctor Moreau.

Posted by: Dennis Miller Style Deep Cut Reference at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (8rNrN)

349 As mentioned last night Hillary needs to get outfitted like Davros so she can get around. She sounds and kind of looks like him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (OLCnA)

350 Huma kissed her boo boo later at the hotel.

Posted by: #neverskankles


1. Throws up entire contents of body at thought of this image.

2. Removes brain with circular saw and calipers, and eyeballs with soup spoon. Washes these items with bleach.

3. Sets self on fire in hopes of finding the sweet release of death.

4. Finds strength to drag self to radio, listens to Trump's weekend speech in Pennsylvania.

5. Miraculously healed.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (FypLm)

351 That Hillary, always a step ahead of us deplorables....


And sometimes, 5 or 6 very fast steps ahead...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (jjaLl)

352 look, if the lady has problems you can be empathetic. But the fact she keeps this ruse going while spouting angry, drunk excuses makes the vitriol flow in her direction a lot easier.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

353 Wouldn't it be better to have Hillary toted around in a Litter Chair by two Asians while she is wearing a Pith Helmet? Cuz Globalism. I bet her numbers in OH, PA, MI and WI would jump.

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

354 Once, when I was 6 years old : Hash Browns.

Out of your NOSE ?

Did they come out green ?

You should do that every St. Paddy's Day !

You'll drink for FREE !

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (7nhhV)

355 316 I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)


Yes, but she wasn't a commie who hated me.

Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (tu3iY)

356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (VWsDy)

357 3
It appears her center of gravity is too big.



Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2018 01:58 PM (vkS2Z)


LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

358 If Hillary let it go she would instantly die. The hate is all she's got.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (nBr1j)

359 348 Do we know this was definitely Hillary?

It looks like Marlon Brando in Island of Doctor Moreau.
Posted by: Dennis Miller Style Deep Cut Reference at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (8rNrN)

Colonel Curtsy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (fTKv+)

360
At least this time they recovered the shoe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (eqQL8)

361 128 Maybe she needs to float around like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. She certainly has the body type for it. And I can*t see her face in this video, but I bet she has the same complexion by now.
===
"Bring in that floating fat woman, the Baroness Clinton."
That would totally work, yeah. Send all the Berniebots screaming for the exits.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (W+kMI)

362
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
Posted by: imp


Nobody was really sure
If she was from the house of whores.
I'd love to turn her off

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (IqV8l)

363 336 Ace made a funneh. Let's celebrate by having some Py.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (vtcmf)

Pi day is tomorrow... its 3.14... not 3.13...

No wonder you are all still stuck on the Hamster wheel...

Posted by: The Brain at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (NgKpN)

364 They should give her a sled to ride down stairs. Her newfound hobby of urban sledding can be pitched as part of her youth outreach effort in 2020. Just imagine the photos of journos admiring her as she whooshes by them.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (BN6Vh)

365 Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?
===========

To be fair, I would venture to say no one's mother here wants to turn the country into a third world hellhole that she can lord over.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (vg8iE)

366 356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (VWsDy)


Dear Lord, she was on it to begin with?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (fTKv+)

367 Any word on whether she hurt her foot?

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (2LelM)

368 356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (VWsDy)


Now we are afraid to ask who is left on that list.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)

369 now doggeh tried to throw his frisbee at me

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at


Russian. Duh.

Posted by: Siberian Husky at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (XkVXQ)

370
I think or grade as a ramp, not steps but i guess it could be steps because there's an angle, but I'm no architect. I think it was brilliant though Ace.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (70cRb)









Brown noser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (eXA4G)

371 you know some of you Pun Guys really should have given me credit for the grade pun.

I don't do puns so when I do one, I kinda want credit.

You bastards!!!
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:16 PM (8rNrN)


Yeah, but you're really gonna have to step up your game to compete against this crew, Wicket.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


When we do puns, we do puns on porpoise. Just for the halibut.

After awhile, puns get in your sole.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (8mOxN)

372 It would be great if she was wired for sound during some of these falls. I bet the expletives she spews would make a sailor blush.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

373 356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (VWsDy)

And Gina to take her place

Posted by: masochist at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (VWsDy)

374 I think Hillary should always be dressed in one of those big blow up Sumo suits so she can just bounce down the stairs and fall down whenever she needs to.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (70cRb)

375 Given the trouble that Hillary has with US-standard steps, a competent advance team would have ruled out this walking route.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (0jtPF)

376 Downfall: The Remake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (vP84t)

377 That is only to be unleashed at impudent squirrels and chipmunks.


Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM
-------------------
Sciurophobe!!!

Posted by: Darth Chimpunk at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (t41dG)

378 Fucking Pig Vomit and his whiteboard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (gQmKR)

379 It is all of the deplorable white women's fault who listened to their husbands and voted for Trump.

Just when I think that she has said the stupidest thing ever she goes on to top herself.

Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (oiNtH)

380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (LiyEm)

381 To be fair, I would venture to say no one's mother
here wants to turn the country into a third world hellhole that she can
lord over.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (vg8iE)
=======================

My mother did live in Yemen..... so .....

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (fD4nI)

382 If she didn't look like a matryoshka doll, maybe those steps would be easier.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (VpIIl)

383 343 now doggeh tried to throw his frisbee at me

No opposable thumbs. hah.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (+lOpA)

384 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Sounds like a date with Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (kqsXK)

385 She powered through. With the help of two stout men.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (+Tibp)

386 It is all of the deplorable white women's fault who listened to their husbands and voted for Trump.
==========

Just because Hillary needs a man to tell her what to do, doesn't mean every woman does.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (vg8iE)

387 Btw - wtf is with all these lefties going to India lately? First it was Idiot Beta Boy of the North, Trudeau, and now its Shrillary - and they seem to all embarrass themselves there.

Why is she even there? Does anyone know?

Does she, even?


Or is she just spending the $900K gift that the DNC, which is actually bankrupt, gave her the other day?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (Fb9aZ)

388 When we do puns, we do puns on porpoise. Just for the halibut.



After awhile, puns get in your sole.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (8mOxN)

Really rick? The fish puns? Again. That stinks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (70cRb)

389 Stairs are deplorable. And miogynist.

And racist.

Posted by: woody summer at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (IkIB1)

390 Hillary Clinton is:

Splat 'em Secretary

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (rv0Fo)

391 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.
==========

You'll only hear me complain when the pounding stops!

Posted by: Shep! at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (vg8iE)

392 No opposable thumbs. hah.
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:32 PM (+lOpA)

he used his mouth.
got it maybe one foot away from him

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (hMwEB)

393 344 So Rove, Perino, and Baier are all stating that Pompeo will have to go through the same Senate confirmation process again as if he were coming in from outside the cabinet.
On earlier threads, posters said that he wouldn't since he had been confirmed to a cabinet level position as head of CIA.

Moreover, Rove is claiming it will take months.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (m0lmR)

Yes, he has to be confirmed by the Senate, but usually its a very short process, as they voted on them not long prior...

ie, the investigations and allegations are already all out in the open..

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

394 Trump laughs because he hit her with a stealth golf ball. That guy is evil. Deliciously evil.

Posted by: Third Post Today, I'm on a roll at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (PQD/T)

395 Top grade pun Ace!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (5NMZN)

396 I build them like the Germans build their autobahns: They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

"Pff, German roads"
--The Romans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

397 Dear Lord, she was on it to begin with?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You took the words right outta my yap.

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (7nhhV)

398 so close...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (PNcou)

399 I think The FAB should dress in that ballon suit woody allen wore in sleepers...that way she can just bounce...and I finally got the Grade reference between patients. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (5y11N)

400 The landscape was looking bleak. Tillerson just couldn't make the grade, sloping ever downward in Trump's estimation, who finally told him, "Get off my lawn."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (2NqXo)

401 Really rick? The fish puns? Again. That stinks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


On ice!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (8mOxN)

402 OT anybody watch a Youtube video and see the long Google ad about Gender Equality?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (LiyEm)

403 so close...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (PNcou)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (5y11N)

404 I'm DRUNK LOL *hic*

Posted by: da bitch at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (SZlnM)

405 356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
===
Dude!! Was she actually ON it in the first place??!! o_O

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (W+kMI)

406 No footage unfortunately, but reports out of India are that Comrade Hillary just became the first woman to do the Triple Lindy, PBUH

Posted by: CNN at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (rv0Fo)

407 387 . . . Why is she even there? Does anyone know?

Posted by: Publius Redux
_____________

I was receiving an award for my extensive writings on yoga routines.

Posted by: DistHillary at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (9vQJW)

408 346 Gerald Ford tripped too, Hillary. And he wasn't elected President either.
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2018 02:29 PM (7n4KQ)


ONCE. And he, a former All-American athlete, was mocked incessantly by that turd Chevy Chase.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (vP84t)

409 Glad to have ace join the Horde pun club. I'm inclined to believe this is a good thing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Angling to get on the 'good list'?

I sent him a fifty dollar Amazon gift card early last month and he hasn't cashed it yet. It appears I'm staying on the 'bad list' a lot longer.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (LOgQ4)

410 See what you guys did? Ace left because of the mocking and he'll probably never try a pun again. Are you all proud of yourselves?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (70cRb)

411 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

==========



You'll only hear me complain when the pounding stops!

Posted by: Shep! at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM
-----------

It's not the pounding. It's the goddamned hammering. Someone stop the craziness in my ears!!!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (t41dG)

412 97 i wonder what is causing the pot belly bulge you see in the frame of the video before you hit "play"...

Cockpit for Krang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krang

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (sGtp+)

413 Baier claims Trump never met Tillerson in person until after he nominated him. And they just never jelled in personality, which Trump said himself this morning.

Watched Tillerson's statement a few minutes ago. Gracious, but his voice and demeanor says he is neither happy nor relieved at being removed. More like he had grown to like the job , had projects in the works and is now out of it and he's pissed.
He will turn over the day to day running to the undersecretary tonight , but stay on until March 31 to take care of administrative issues. Said Trump and Kelly both called him today, Trump from Air Force One.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (m0lmR)

414 398 so close...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 13, 2018 02:33 PM (PNcou)



Thread Winner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (9CkBG)

415 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
===
Dude!! Was she actually ON it in the first place??!! o_O
=========

She's on mine...

Posted by: Ellen at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (vg8iE)

416 406 No footage unfortunately, but reports out of India are that Comrade Hillary just became the first woman to do the Triple Lindy, PBUH
Posted by: CNN at March 13, 2018 02:34 PM (rv0Fo)


And she stuck the landing.

Sort of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (vP84t)

417 (holds envelope to head)

Email security, the glass ceiling, a short flight of stairs.

(rips open envelope, takes out slip of paper written by another person)

(reads slip of paper)

"Hillary Clinton is a corrupt whore whose brains have gone rotten."

Posted by: The Amazing Kreskin at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

418 339
Who else could Trump have gotten? Who wanted that job on Trump's first day?"

John Friggin' Bolton.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2018 02:28 PM (k1TUh)
-------------------------------------
Um, no.
Nicey-nice Bush couldn't get him confirmed to a cabinet-level post.
No way Trump could slip him past the likes of Collins and the Alaskan Mookow.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (0jtPF)

419 CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!!1!111!!!!

Posted by: THIS...IS CNN!!!!! at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (O5Q3r)

420 I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

My Mother and Mother In Law both managed to get through their declining years without breaking a hip--same for my Dad and FIL. But, then, none of them were brittle blind drunks careening about the globe on a CONTINUOUS POOR ME PITY ME WHILE GIVING ME CHUNKS OF MONEY TOUR. With that said, I have known plenty of folks who have broken a hip or two. BTW, usually, the hip breaks and then a person falls.

I have no f@cks to give if Hillary falls and breaks a hip, a neck, a back, or whatevs. NONE, nada, zip, zilch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (kXoT0)

421 407 387 . . . Why is she even there? Does anyone know?

Posted by: Publius Redux
_____________

I was receiving an award for my extensive writings on yoga routines.
Posted by: DistHillary
______________

And I'm getting a Lifetime Achievement Award for having some of them emailed to me!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (9vQJW)

422 366 356 I have definitely scratched Cankles off my MILF list
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (VWsDy)


Dear Lord, she was on it to begin with?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:30 PM (fTKv+)

Never seined a pond, right ?? Fucking Yankees

Posted by: masochist at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (VWsDy)

423 Yeah, she's fit and healthy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

424 That episode of Benny Hill was comedy gold!

Posted by: Still laughing my -ss off at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (EATOD)

425 >>>ace'll never try a pun again

TRY a pun?

TRY?

Man, you just really want to walk-on to that Bad List, don't you?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (8rNrN)

426 maybe the Indian govt should contact Caltrans here in #Failifornia with some help building "run away ramps" like we have on the I-5 North, headed downhill into the Central Valley, designed to give 18 wheelers an option besides losing control and smashing everything around them

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (PUX+Y)

427 I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

I don't despise Hillary for being unable to negotiate stairs.

I despise the press for desperately covering up her severe, blatant health issues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

428 Maybe one of those blow up bubbles that you can walk in is called for?

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)

429
That the patriarchy felt entitled to intervene, instead of allowing her to surf down the stairs uncontrollably on her butt, shows that there is much work still to be done.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (eqQL8)

430 Trump laughs because he hit her with a stealth golf ball. That guy is evil. Deliciously evil.
Posted by: Third Post T



Or the Facebook meme of the 6 yr old girl in a deer blind with a bolt action rifle.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (8mOxN)

431 Dear Mr. O'Spades,

There is an urgent recall on your shelves. Please disassemble and ship back to us immediately.

Posted by: Ikea at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (vtcmf)

432 Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

Our mom's aren't soulless shells of a human with a body count and a foundation flush with cash from selling out America.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (Dp6qK)

433 You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (5y11N)

434 Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (A4DFu)

435 427
I don't despise Hillary for being unable to negotiate stairs.

I despise the press for desperately covering up her severe, blatant health issues.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)


And every other goddam thing to boot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (fTKv+)

436 She'll run as a disabled lesbian in 2020 to keep up with the dem field.

Posted by: ALB at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (YvbLL)

437 I've can't stop watching the video. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (TdMsT)

438 She goes to foreign countries and ays vile things about America.No,I have no sympathy for her.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)

439 Upstairs Downstairs.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (C0uBP)

440 the magnificence that is Hillary!

Posted by: free tibet at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (CL76w)

441 434 Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (A4DFu)



And suddenly Ace's pun looks better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (9CkBG)

442 with pantherish agility like that, it's scarce wonder those Serbian snipers couldn't draw a bead on Queen Catquick

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (8rNrN)

443 434
Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (A4DFu)

i don;t think we should stoop to that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (70cRb)

444 India? So that's where she is. No snow on Pedo Island, folks! Good luck to y'all!

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (O5Q3r)

445 380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Pretty sure she's a charter member of North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

446 Why is she even there? Does anyone know?

---

i try to put soul Backinbowl. Then into Huma.

i find no soul...

Posted by: Prahka Lasa at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (PNcou)

447 What every drunk chick does when too drunk to walk. Kicks off her shoes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (ymnmz)

448 The FAB's new Uniform:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKr5LKsn428&list=RDFKr5LKsn428

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (5y11N)

449 >>>441 434 Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.


i was trying to figure out how to use that one but couldn't. Well-constructed!

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (8rNrN)

450 with pantherish agility like that, it's scarce wonder those Serbian snipers couldn't draw a bead on Queen Catquick
=========

I'm not sure what type of monitor my employer is going to want from you since I destroyed it with coffee just now!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (vg8iE)

451 445 380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Pretty sure she's a charter member of North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (sGtp+)


Um... NAMBLA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (fTKv+)

452 You would be pleased to use the Australian drill when install of the shelving.

Posted by: India shelf help desk conversation with ace. at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (A4DFu)

453 Grade? Grade!

Oh now I get it. Thanks for explaining it, those are always the best puns.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (/tuJf)

454 There's a table in India missing its cloth

Posted by: Ghostrider at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (DoGC8)

455 *puts on tinfoil hat*

Has anyone ever seen Ace and Muldoon in the same room together? No?

Hmmmmm....... things that make ya go "Hmmmm...."


*removed tinfoil hat*



Tune in tomorrow, for the next Alex Jones Conspiracy of the Weed Broadcast!

*static*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (QzJWU)

456 Our mom's aren't soulless shells of a human with a body count and a foundation flush with cash from selling out America.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (Dp6qK)



*ding*

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (+lOpA)

457 The list. Hillary in her college years? Sure.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (BN6Vh)

458 That is beef suet on the stairs and it is not from any local cows.

Posted by: Lone ranger at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (ycpOs)

459 She seems in fine fettle. Spewing venom everywhere she goes. This is how she keeps from collapsing in upon herself and becoming a black hole of hate, contempt and lies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

460 436 She'll run as a disabled lesbian in 2020 to keep up with the dem field.
Posted by: ALB
_________

Too slow!

Posted by: Tammy Duckworth at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (9vQJW)

461 ...I have no f@cks to give if Hillary falls and breaks a hip, a neck, a back, or whatevs. NONE, nada, zip, zilch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at March 13, 2018 02:35 PM (kXoT0)


I like the cut of your jib.

Do you, by chance, have a newsletter?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (T71PA)

462 My mom, as far as I know, never called 65M deplorable either.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (NPQuh)

463 445 380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Pretty sure she's a charter member of North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

But there are some roles even I am not big enough, to play...

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

464
Hillary wearing a jet pack.

She sneezes and / or sharts, startles herself enough to mash down the jets' "up" buttons and that's the last we see of her until she comes tumbling out of the sky after having exhausted all fuel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (pNxlR)

465 425 >>>ace'll never try a pun again

TRY a pun?

TRY?

Man, you just really want to walk-on to that Bad List, don't you?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:36 PM (8rNrN)

He gets to walk on? I had to show up for the whole combine! What the hell?!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

466 you guys see a set of stairs, hillary sees a parkour challenge

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (8rNrN)

467 Swamp Spooked: Brennan Sez Trump Fired Tillerson for Being 'Far Too Principled'

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (y3aQB)

468 You know the poor guys trying to grab her and hold her up received an earful. HRC is known to be pretty awful to SS, military, and anyone who she feels is beneath her. It was all their fault.

Like JackStraw, if we had audio while she was doing the slide, I'm sure we would heard a lot of explicatives.

Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

469 "IT WAS ANOTHER BOUT OF PNEUMONIA SHE'S POWERING THROUGH!!!!!"
--Joy Ried, from her grandma's basement

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

470 Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (A4DFu)

i don;t think we should stoop to that.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (70cRb)


Let's not get all hot and bollard here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (kqsXK)

471 Hillary Fails to Make the Grade

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (QQ+il)

472 375
Given the trouble that Hillary has with US-standard steps, a competent advance team would have ruled out this walking route.







Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:31 PM (0jtPF)

**
Having traveled throughout Asia - I can tell you that there is NO way to avoid the ridiculously long, and not-up-to-any-building-code-made-by-humans, stairs that inhabit the entrance to all temples, everywhere.
That being said- I reiterate my question for earlier in the thread. Wtf was she doing in India anyway? Were all the villas in Tuscany taken like in that Seinfeld episode? Wtf is with leftists and India these days?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (Fb9aZ)

473 438 She goes to foreign countries and ays vile things about America.No,I have no sympathy for her.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)

Agreed. And we're supposed to be the "Deplorables"? Look in the mirror Hillary, you're projecting.

Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (G0vdT)

474 She definitely pulled a groin muscle with those two hilarious splits....



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (jjaLl)

475 Why is she even there? Does anyone know?

--------------------

Taking a cookie baking class,
and to sample the curry Humas.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (5NMZN)

476 Now consider the reaction of the audience whenever henceforth she uses the word "step."

E.g., "We'll take that step when it is appropriate."

Audience, trying to maintain decorum, breaks into fits of feigned coughing and foot shuffling, people slapping each on the back, wiping tears from their eyes ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (vP84t)

477 Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.
...

They all newell it was inevitable.

Posted by: woody summer at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (IkIB1)

478 I feel not one iota, not one soupçon, not one crumb, not one ort of guilt for laughing at Hillary's misfortunes.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (TdMsT)

479 Hillary Fails to Make the Grade
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (8mOxN)

480 453
Grade? Grade!



Oh now I get it. Thanks for explaining it, those are always the best puns.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (/tuJf)

Lol! Like the vanity plates that make no sense unless you made it up. Don't get em wrong Aces pun was brilliant in its obtuseness. He was going for that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (70cRb)

481 -
What falls down stairs, with both her Au Pairs, and makes a gluggity sound?
Pissing...Gin Sling, a Horrific thing!
Everyone knows it's Hillry.

Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (pMGkg)

482 If Hillary Clinton falls over in the forest, and nobody is around to see it, does she still make a noise?

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (mk7Bj)

483 Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (9CkBG)M


Why youuu! Good day sir. I said good day!!

Posted by: India shelf help desk conversation with ace. at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (A4DFu)

484 >>>454 There's a table in India missing its cloth


heh.

Her hat has a BEEP BEEP BEEP noisemaker to warn people when she's backing up

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (8rNrN)

485 Who knew that bars in India closed that early?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (vP84t)

486 Step r baa

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (gQmKR)

487 I'm going to start railing against these puns.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

488 470
Hillary's friends should bannister from ever using stairs.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:37 PM (A4DFu)



i don;t think we should stoop to that.





Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (70cRb)



Let's not get all hot and bollard here.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (kqsXK)

***
Tread lightly people!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (Fb9aZ)

489 The FAB and Juan McFuckstain's pain makes me happy. Fuck em all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (NPQuh)

490 Why won't these Indians let me drink some of their firewater?

Posted by: DistHillary at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (9vQJW)

491 "Torture" is the hidden word for the dems today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (5y11N)

492 Bannister? I hardly even know her!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (Fb9aZ)

493
Maybe she just had a bad case of "Vodka feet" or is it gin, whiskey, bourbon, tequila......

Posted by: YIKES! at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (t6XCL)

494 455
Tune in tomorrow, for the next Alex Jones Conspiracy of the Weed Broadcast!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (QzJWU)


I'm trying to figure out if this was intentional or autocucumber, but either way it's funny.

Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (tu3iY)

495
Did her stunt double appear an hour later blessing a poor Indian child with pneumonia?

I picture her like James Mason in 'Mandingo', resting her feet on some crouched over poor Indian child to take the rheumatism away.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 13, 2018 02:42 PM (LOgQ4)

496 If puns are the lowest form of comedy, then ace is Yao Ming.

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (rv0Fo)

497 Step r baa

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (gQmKR)



eah too.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (QQ+il)

498 Imagine how much the media would be covering this up if Queen Stumbles was elected...

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (3v+B0)

499 471
Hillary Fails to Make the Grade



ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 13, 2018 02:40 PM (QQ+il)

Am I the only one that thinks this comment is hilarious because its 471 comments in?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (70cRb)

500 you guys see a set of stairs, hillary sees a parkour challenge
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (8rNrN)

No ass kissing. That made me lol .

Posted by: India shelf help desk conversation with ace. at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (A4DFu)

501 check this out

https://tinyurl.com/y786kcu4

If you didn't know who she is, I'd say a "1"

Scary, idn't

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (n+6mJ)

502 At least she didn't dress up in a Sari with a pushtart dot on her head. Namasteeeeayyyyy motherf@(&@$ you *(&$# god(!@$(%# piece f@&@$^ stairs!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)

503 Her hat has a BEEP BEEP BEEP noisemaker to warn people when she's backing up
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM (8rNrN)

Now *that* was funny.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (T71PA)

504 Eh. Those guys were just trying to curry favor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

505 Anybody got a deep freeze?

Because our ICE is giving us real trouble!

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (alFBP)

506 hillary learned how to navigate stairs by reading the Wall Street Journal

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (8rNrN)

507 463 445 380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Pretty sure she's a charter member of North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

But there are some roles even I am not big enough, to play...
====
"She will drink no wine before its time."

Posted by: exdem13 at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (W+kMI)

508 You know, it is kind of fascinating. You would think she would realize her limitations and make sure that she is not put in situations where those limitations are exposed. Places with elevators, for instance.

Does she really have so little self awareness that she think she does not have trouble with stairs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

509 I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)
---------------------------------------
Ah, but you forget.
She's not old.
She has no health problems.
And she has no trouble with stairs.
That is and has been the Narrative.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (0jtPF)

510 Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (nBr1j)

511 This didn't take long: http://bit.ly/2p70PdX

(sfw, unless they're with her)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (IZPn8)

512 Off hard to understand helper Sock.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (A4DFu)

513 452 You would be pleased to use the Australian drill when install of the shelving.
Posted by: India shelf help desk conversation with ace. at March 13, 2018 02:39 PM (A4DFu)

---

do it yourself idiot

Posted by: India shelf help self-help desk conversation with ace. at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (PNcou)

514 Did her stunt double appear an hour later blessing a poor Indian child with pneumonia?

My guess is she got canned on election night, or she could have at least shown up to wave at the crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

515
[x] Runs a multibillion dollar crime syndicate

[x] Can't descend a staircase

[x] Will never be President

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (rv0Fo)

516 510 Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (nBr1j)

Urdu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (fTKv+)

517 445 380 Ah!Someone else saw the Brando likeness.I am vindicated!

Pretty sure she's a charter member of North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

Brando, now he was a great customer... But we didn't have a Ladies Big and Fat Section...

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (NgKpN)

518 Name : Hillary RODHAM Clinton
Blood Type : Tanqueray

Posted by: Hikaru at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (CMbMd)

519 They take a while, but they are built to take a pounding without complaint.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:24 PM (8rNrN)


I knew a woman like that.

Posted by: Billy Jeff, reminscing at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (z79tQ)

520 The remake of the Stepford Wives was a dismal flop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (vP84t)

521 >>>Maybe she just had a bad case of "Vodka feet" or is it gin, whiskey, bourbon, tequila......


heh heh.

no but to be fair I think it's more about her Permanent Brain Damage.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (8rNrN)

522 Just in from CNN, The FAB going down stairs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS-hyGIvwRo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (5y11N)

523 Out of eight people in that group, she is the only one having any problems on those stairs.

That rules out any issues with the stairs like they were slippery or broken and uneven.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (+Dllb)

524 At least she didn't dress up in a Sari with a pushtart dot on her head. Namasteeeeayyyyy motherf@(&@$ you *(&$# god(!@$(%# piece f@&@$^ stairs!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




Anyone else just read that in AtC's voice?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (8mOxN)

525 If Hillary Clinton falls over in the forest, and nobody is around to see it, does she still make a noise?

*whack, burp, shart*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (r+sAi)

526 I wonder if, when she stumbles and tumbles like that, if she's mindful of who is around her or who might hear, that she's able to restrain herself from unleashing a tirade of obscenities.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

527 474 She definitely pulled a groin muscle with those two hilarious splits....
____________________________________

Yes. James Brown would be proud of the split she pulls off on the second slip.

I think her split covered three steps.

Epic.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (MnkFD)

528 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Ace was making a double entendre with the word grade yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read the comments at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (QQ+il)

529
If my mother had trouble walking but insisted on flying half way around the world to bash half the American electorate in front of a bunch a smelly foreigners I 'd tell her she deserved what she gets.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (lKyWE)

530 436 She'll run as a disabled lesbian in 2020 to keep up with the dem field.
Posted by: ALB

Again?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (Dp6qK)

531 >>>Even Dom Delouise's moo moo wasn't that big

paul prudhomme's might fit

Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (SJBL7)

532 316
I despise Hillary Clinton for many reasons. Being an old lady who has
trouble with stairs isn't one of them. Nobody here has a mom who's
fallen and broken a hip?



Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

-------------
not since the house fell on her.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (gM7KR)

533 How much shart did she draw on that last split?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (MnkFD)

534 hillary learned how to navigate stairs by reading the Wall Street Journal
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (8rNrN)

Types
Deletes

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (T71PA)

535 >>>510 Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?


Her Cherokee name is "Dances with Aneurysm"

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (8rNrN)

536 531 >>>Even Dom Delouise's moo moo wasn't that big

paul prudhomme's might fit
Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (SJBL7)


Isn't that the name of the new stadium in New Orleans?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (fTKv+)

537 I'm guessing there's some kind of money deal in India that she's there for

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (hMwEB)

538 536 531 >>>Even Dom Delouise's moo moo wasn't that big

paul prudhomme's might fit
Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (SJBL7)


Isn't that the name of the new stadium in New Orleans?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (fTKv+)

Moo moo?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

539 535 >>>510 Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?


Her Cherokee name is "Dances with Aneurysm"
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (8rNrN)


Shambles with Ministrokes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (fTKv+)

540 At the end of the video after she gets to the bottom of the stairs she jerks oddly as well.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (hUqh+)

541 At least my strapon doesn't get whiskey dick (hic!) Ask Huma.

Posted by: Hillary (hic!) at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (Dn4Uq)

542 Funny thing,when Dom Deluise made the movie Fatso,he wasn't that fat.....

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)

543 wipeout? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (8rNrN)

544 The office idiots are talking about how Trump fired Tillerson with a tweet. I'm sure that "news" is all over Farcebook and Twatter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (OLCnA)

545 Thank God she wasn't carrying an umbrella.

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)

546 She ain't no ways tahred.

Uncoordinated, possibly ill, you bet. But "tahred." No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (vP84t)

547 538
Moo moo?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (

The Louisiana Pru Dome. With cannibalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (fTKv+)

548 537 I'm guessing there's some kind of money deal in India that she's there for
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (hMwE

She wants money but they have naan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

549 You can see the exact moment she spied the open bar at the bottom of the stairs....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (jjaLl)

550

Hillary: A Teardrop

Staircase: The Rain

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (rv0Fo)

551 Nobody here has a mom who's fallen and broken a hip?

-

We can laugh all we want since there's nothing wrong with her. Yoga three times a day or something, remember? Runs up stairs in heels with coffee, remember?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (9WtPZ)

552 She does the coo-ool jerk!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (Dn4Uq)

553 508 You know, it is kind of fascinating. You would think she would realize her limitations and make sure that she is not put in situations where those limitations are exposed. Places with elevators, for instance.

Does she really have so little self awareness that she think she does not have trouble with stairs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)
-----------------------------------------
Well, she kept the American press from photographing her on stairs. IOW, the Narrative that she has no trouble with them was preserved.

The foreign press? Not so malleable, I guess.

But her advance peeps are in trouble, for sure.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (0jtPF)

554 540 At the end of the video after she gets to the bottom of the stairs she jerks oddly as well.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (hUqh+)


Did you notice her taking a series of consecutive steps with her left foot?

Odd.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (vP84t)

555 The Louisiana Pru Dome. With cannibalism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (fTKv+)

Long pig heah! Getcha long pig heah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

556 Her Cherokee name is "Dances with Aneurysm"
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (8rNrN)


Shambles with Ministrokes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Stands Before Fall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (8mOxN)

557 Why do Hillary's shoes keep betraying her?
She had to kick off her sandals after the second slip.
Dear "America's Mom" Hillary deserves better shoes, you guys.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (W+vEI)

558 The Trump curse at play...karma is a bitch and so is Hillary.

Posted by: Pam at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (5FhpD)

559 Hillary: Seizing the initiative for 2020!

Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (hUqh+)

560 Hillary, next time call us!

Posted by: Acme Piano Movers at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (PNcou)

561 Heh, Kirk Cousins to the Vikings. Heh.

Posted by: Gumby at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (2LelM)

562 524 At least she didn't dress up in a Sari with a pushtart dot on her head. Namasteeeeayyyyy motherf@(&@$ you *(&$# god(!@$(%# piece f@&@$^ stairs!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

------------

Anyone else just read that in AtC's voice?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:45 PM (8mOxN)



Well I did now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (9CkBG)

563 I can't believe I'm defending Hillary here (and forgive me if it was mentioned above), but the two steps she slipped on both had big chunks missing from the edge, right where she put her foot. I can easily see someone slipping the first time, as they're walking along and expecting a full stair just like all the other previous steps.

Now, after the FIRST slip, you'd have to be retarded not to very carefully watch each and every following step very closely...

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)

564 In fairness, she was named after the dude that went UP the stairs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (9WtPZ)

565 557 Why do Hillary's shoes keep betraying her?
She had to kick off her sandals after the second slip.
Dear "America's Mom" Hillary deserves better shoes, you guys.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (W+vEI)


They're Sensible and can't stand to be betrayed that way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (fTKv+)

566 hillary learned how to navigate stairs by reading the Wall Street Journal
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:43 PM (8rNrN)

--

that was a narrow escape

Posted by: Vox at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (PNcou)

567 Help - our ICE is melting!

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (alFBP)

568 Did you notice her taking a series of consecutive steps with her left foot?

Odd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Wanted to make damn sure that ground was solid and no longer moving. I've seen drunks do that before.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (8mOxN)

569 Did you notice her taking a series of consecutive steps with her left foot?

Is this some new dance all the kids are doing?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

570 If this woman had actually won, the media would still be shouting down anyone that said she had any sort of health problem.

Had she just come clean early on and said whatever she had, it probably would be a dead issue. But the Clintons always have to lie and scheme, it's their nature.

Posted by: Apache at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (uc45P)

571 They should've installed a stairlift.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

572 Those who were hired to sack the scroll writers have been sacked.

Posted by: Davis at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (loZXu)

573
grammie, its not making fun of old ladies, its making fun of an old lady who claims no disability whatever and the mind of Einstein.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

574 She obviously has some balance issues, but it looks to me as if her shoes weren't helping. New shoes with leather soles (if that's what hers are) can be slippery. When I get some like that I always put them on and walk around the driveway for a bit to scuff up the bottoms.

Posted by: stace at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (6HFDU)

575 Now, after the FIRST slip, you'd have to be retarded not to very carefully watch each and every following step very closely...
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)

With those googly eyes? No way.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (T71PA)

576 Her sandals now have two bullet holes each in the heels.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (nBr1j)

577 Now, after the FIRST slip, you'd have to be retarded not to very carefully watch each and every following step very closely...

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)

-

Yeah, that's the problem. She apparently can't for probably the same reasons she has to wear those completely normal brain damage glasses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (9WtPZ)

578 Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?


Her Cherokee name is "Dances with Aneurysm"
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (8rNrN)


Shambles with Ministrokes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:47 PM (fTKv+)


Wiggles with Sharts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (kqsXK)

579
That needed an MLB umpire at the bottom of the steps to make the call:

"SAFE!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (pNxlR)

580 =======

Watch the video carefully. She didn't lose them. She kicked them off.



Both times she slipped, she stepped on a broken step.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 13, 2018 02:11 PM (roQNm)


What I didn't see was anyone else falling on broken steps, even the people who look as old as her carrying her down the steps.
She is a person, who should be using the handicapped ramps and parking spots, not freewheeling down 2000 yea old sandstone steps.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

581 honestly why doesn't she just use a dais and have burly men carry her around..like queen sheba? bonus she can drink while lounging around on the dais

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (a0IVu)

582 Great piece on Pajama Media: mass shooters almost always have no father around.

That's not toxic masculinity. Its a lack of masculinity at all.

http://tinyurl.com/y7w4j8op

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

583 look, she was just trying to draw a red card

Posted by: Vox at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (PNcou)

584
Foxtrot with the trots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

585 569 Did you notice her taking a series of consecutive steps with her left foot?

Is this some new dance all the kids are doing?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (Dn4Uq)

You put your Left foot in, and shake it all about...

You do the Hokey Pokey and you fallll down the Stairs...

That's what its all about!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

586 Did ace just say that he does sex to his shelves. I knew he was into them. I just didn't know he was THAT into them.

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (lKs2v)

587 And here I thought Prime Minister Zoolander's India trip was funny.

Also, Hillary to saying she only lost in backward states. Yes, she said that.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (+Tibp)

588 Where's Bill?

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (U6XUk)

589 You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you fall down the fkcing stairs. That's what it's all about!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (Dn4Uq)

590 Like I said last, they got a lot of balls questioning trumps fitness while this broad needs a frigging hoveround.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (aMlLZ)

591 Hillary is

(a)suffering loss of proprioception

(b) neuropathologiclal loss of feeling in her left foot

(c) missing part of the normal visual field or depth perception

(d) hiring assistants who pick out dangerous shoes without a care for her limitations with uneven surfaces

(e) clawing desperately at the inside of her coffin

Posted by: SarahW, testing supervisor for the Eastern District at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (Sp1NT)

592 I've fallen and I can't get up because men.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (A4DFu)

593 582 Great piece on Pajama Media: mass shooters almost always have no father around.

That's not toxic masculinity. Its a lack of masculinity at all.

http://tinyurl.com/y7w4j8op
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)


"Jawol. Da."

- - Schikelgruber & Dzhugashvili, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (fTKv+)

594
Embrace the HoverRound, Hillary!
Embrace the HoverRound!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

595 mu - HA hahahaha

Posted by: Macedonian Content Farmers at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (IkIB1)

596 That needed an MLB umpire at the bottom of the steps to make the call:

"SAFE!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (pNxlR)



Nah. OUT!

Out of the WH. Out of favor. Out of political juice. And rapidly running out of time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (9CkBG)

597 Normally, with normal people, I wouldn't make fun of someone tripping, slipping, falling. With Hillary though it is just too inviting to mock someone that hates half of America and who is a greedy shyster. Hillary, you earned it.

Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

598 My god we dodged smod when she lost to Trump. She would have been worse than the jef/gore/ww/carter. I don't even want to think how bad she would have been as president.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 02:52 PM (0OmEj)

599 589 That made me cackle,my cat was concerned....

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (LiyEm)

600 She fell hard enough to shatter the glass floor.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (xPTqL)

601 Never humped any shelves before.

On election night I did hump my TV. It was 3 am. I was drunk. And Felonia had just been vanquished. I did it and I'd do it again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (Dn4Uq)

602 I just reposted the Hillary fall to our work list-serve, this time from AP (a super-legitimate news source!). Though they did not have the actual clip, just a written acknowledgement. Can't wait for the communists here to yell at me over email! I'm actually kind of excited!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (aW5/6)

603 Hillary completely deserves to be mocked for her disability.

If there was any justice, she would be in front of a firing squad, and I'm not exaggerating.

So stupid old lady falling down some stairs is definitely fair game.

Posted by: Apache at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (uc45P)

604 It falls down stairs, all drunk and impaired....

Posted by: Slinky at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (gQmKR)

605 honestly why doesn't she just use a dais and have burly men carry her around..like queen sheba?

Honestly I'd get a kick out of that, and respect her a lot more for it than pretending she's perfectly healthy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)

606 We can laugh all we want since there's nothing wrong with her. Yoga three times a day or something, remember? Runs up stairs in heels with coffee, remember?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 13, 2018 02:48 PM (9WtPZ)


Uh ... I don't recall ever seeing her in heels, myself. Or in a dress, come to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (vP84t)

607 I am disappointed to see neither Hillary nor Huma wearing an ankle braclet.

Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2018 02:01 PM (Y78GG)
..............

It might help lowering her center of gravity.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (HgMAr)

608 The dot Indians told me not to come back. *sigh* *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (vtcmf)

Posted by: Ghosts of Benghazi at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (IkIB1)

610 >>>532 316
Nobody here has a mom who's
fallen and broken a hip?

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

-------------
not since the house fell on her.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 13, 2018 02:46 PM (gM7KR)

Unexpected!

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (U6XUk)

611 we're on the trump train.
we will do our part.

Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (SJBL7)

612 611
we're on the trump train.

we will do our part.

Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (SJBL7)
lololol...

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

613 >>Well, she kept the American press from photographing her on stairs. IOW, the Narrative that she has no trouble with them was preserved.



Exactly.
She has not been healthy for years, probably at least since her fall and concussion - or maybe the fall where she broke her arm?

That's concerning for her. But when someone that unhealthy wants to be POYUS so badly she's sold as not just healthy, but the most qualified, smartest woman ever? That's a concern for the American public. She should have never been the candidate - and that's not even considering her corruption.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (W+vEI)

614 Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 02:26 PM (fD4nI)

There are several older people in congregations I have served who have fallen and broken their hips or damaged their knees or something else, In addition, I struggle with balance sometimes because of a couple of medical conditions. Finally, I don't think those stairs look too user friendly if you have a balance problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (8+Ozj)

615 It's not in the video - did the lady in blue pick up the sandals? If so, it would seem to be Clinton-standard for the blue dress to collect stuff.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (5NMZN)

616 Nothing fancy, Hillary. Just left, right, left, right, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (vP84t)

617 Did ace just say that he does sex to his shelves. I knew he was into them. I just didn't know he was THAT into them.

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (lKs2v)


He likes the hardwood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (kqsXK)

618 oppa drunkard style

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (Dp6qK)

619 Clearly, Russian agents covertly spiked Hillary'sWild Turkeywith Vodka!!

Posted by: American at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (K7ULy)

620 I laugh at Michelle Obama's looks, not because she's ugly, but because the media tells me she's the most beautiful woman on earth.

I laugh at Hillary's tendency to trip and/or collapse, not because her health problems are funny in and of themselves, but because the media tells me she is perfectly fit and youthful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

621 I still think she would have dislocated her hip if it wasn't for the Kevlar girdle.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (HgMAr)

622 I understand Hillary once wanted to be a professional Stair-er and she even wrote a letter to them. But they told her girls couldn't go up and down stairs. So don't you go blaming her for this. It's the misogynists fault she can't handle stairs on her own!

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (lKs2v)

623 Now, after the FIRST slip, you'd have to be retarded not to very carefully watch each and every following step very closely...
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)

Huma and company didn't seem to have any trouble navigating the stairs and Huma didn't seem to be wearing hobnailed climbing boots.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (hUqh+)

624 571 They should've installed a stairlift.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

Clearly this place in India did not follow the American with Disabilities Act guidelines, and as the American Court's have decided we have World Wide Jurisdiction...

We'll have the papers ready for you in the morning....

Posted by: Panetta, Lynch, and Holder, US Attorneys at Law at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (NgKpN)

625 What trips down stairs
Sober or impaired
Whose former boss ate a dog?
Who cant win a race
And falls on her face
It's Pants Suit Hog!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

626 Hillary completely deserves to be mocked for her disability.
--------------------------

Are you kidding? If it was Trump, it would be on the front page of every "news" site, and the opening to this week's SNL, followed probably by Congressional Hearings about "fitness".

FFS, savor it. No mercy.

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (rv0Fo)

627 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)

628 My grandma still mowed her own lawn at age 80.

Posted by: Chris M at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (eAZVt)

629 It's not Hillary's fault those steps are metric when she is so accustomed to the standard system!!!

Posted by: American at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (K7ULy)

630 I think Hills still thinks she's in a time where news from around the world is hard to get unless you have Nexis/Lexis access.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

631
Hoedown with a Falldown

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (r+sAi)

632 Never look over the edge, Hillary! You've got to stay focused on keeping your bottle from breaking and never let them see you whimper! That was covered in the "how to kill a guy in the park, and not get blamed" episode, if you'll recall. Kicking off your sandals at the last minute was a smart move, but damn, I thought that you would have had better tradecraft than this! You are, after all is said and done, the smartest woman in the world. So, how do you keep f*ing up so badly, girl?

Posted by: goon at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (EaQ6/)

633 Next time she'll leave an offering to Ganesh.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (MLfDH)

634
Did Hillary tell her audience about her Cherokee ancestry?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 02:44 PM (nBr1j)







No, but she did the speech in an Apu accent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (XWkhW)

635 You know she crapped her diaper on that first slip.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)

636 Remember when the lying liars in the MFM tried to do the "Trump's afraid of stairs" thing?

Yeah, they dropped that pretty quick.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (Dn4Uq)

637 627 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)

Straight Shots.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (hUqh+)

638 Now, after the FIRST slip, you'd have to be retarded not to very carefully watch each and every following step very closely...

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)


Yep. You'd think, too, that in the circumstances it would be natural to turn a bit so that your whole foot lands on the step, rather than powering (SWIDT?) straight down them, where a slight misstep will result in a slip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (vP84t)

639 627 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?

Selling books. Seriously. Her grifting is endless.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (Dn4Uq)

640 This tragic event was actually a reaction to a video.

Posted by: woody summer at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (IkIB1)

641 FFS, savor it. No mercy.
Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (rv0Fo)


Yeah...no need to internalize our mockery of a horrible person.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (+lOpA)

642 >>>honestly why doesn't she just use a dais and have burly men carry her around

...or a flying carpet.
because she lies like a rug

Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (SJBL7)

643 It's not in the video - did the lady in blue pick up the sandals? If so, it would seem to be Clinton-standard for the blue dress to collect stuff.
Posted by: RioBravo



Hillary walking souvenirs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (hrMmk)

644 Cackling Ho Down

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (Dp6qK)

645 In addition, I struggle with balance sometimes because of a couple of medical conditions.

*hic!* Time for my medicine!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 02:58 PM (2z74n)

646 That said, I would trade this tape for a video of Harry Reid and his encounter with the "speed bag".

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (rv0Fo)

647 636 Right!I had forgotten about that,

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

648 You curry-eating red-dot cow-worshiping motherfuckers! You made me slip!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

649 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?


Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)
..........

Personal visit to thank tech support for helping her delete emails?

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (HgMAr)

650

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 13, 2018 02:49 PM (tyn5n)

-

Yeah, that's the problem. She apparently can't for probably the same reasons she has to wear those completely normal brain damage glasses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at March 13, 2018 02:51 PM (9WtPZ)


How can she watch the steps? She can't see over the awning she's wearing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (TdMsT)

651 One of the unforgivable things did was put the nation at risk that her criminality fully came out during the campaign. Had Lynch indicted her late in the process, Trump would have won easily, but the Left and MSM would have declared him illegitimate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (n+6mJ)

652 635 You know she crapped her diaper on that first slip.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (HgMAr)


Maybe she crapped on the step on the way up, and hit the pile on the way back down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (vP84t)

653 I laugh at Michelle Obama's looks, not because she's ugly, but because the media tells me she's the most beautiful woman on earth.

I laugh at Hillary's tendency to trip and/or collapse, not because her health problems are funny in and of themselves, but because the media tells me she is perfectly fit and youthful.


Exactimundo. Its not them, its the press and the leftist culture lying in my face. I feel bad for Hillary falling down and hurting herself. I feel bad for Michelle Obama being told her hideous and ridiculous outfits are the zenith of human beauty and culture while people snicker at her. Its the people saying that stuff that infuriate me. the people deliberately, strategically lying to my face without a wink when its their JOB to tell the facts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)

654 616 Nothing fancy, Hillary. Just left, right, left, right, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 02:55 PM (vP84t)

---

I blame the Marines for not taking her.

Semper Fall

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (PNcou)

655 Snowing in PA18. Good sign.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (gQmKR)

656 Ans. Key

(f) All of the above

Posted by: SarahW, testing supervisor for the Eastern District at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (Sp1NT)

657 Did she tell her audience about how often she stops at 7-11?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (nBr1j)

658 This thread make me laugh out loud several times. Well done, Morons.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (U+nHb)

659 *Beep*

He...says...ha...ha...ha.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking translating for Christopher Pike at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (HNAA2)

660 I like how some people are going over this clip like the Zapruder film to explain how this could happen to anyone, and to chide anyone who thinks otherwise or that there's any humor to be had in it. Recreates what it was like to live through Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (BN6Vh)

661 Is this where I can get me some pemmican?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

662 Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)

Getting hundreds of thousands of dollars talking about men in racist, misogynistic states with a low GDP telling the wives they must vote for Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (8+Ozj)

663 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?

It helps preserve her self image of being world important and a powerful significant leader. Plus those Clinton Foundation donations are drying up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)

664 628 My grandma still mowed her own lawn at age 80.

Posted by: Chris M at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (eAZVt)

---

You rarely see that much flexibility at that age.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (PNcou)

665 I blame samsu..she must have tried it and got plastered.

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)

666 I AM IMMORTAL

Posted by: The Hag at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (rv0Fo)

667 How did she get up those steps in the first place? And yes, I know, going down is harder than getting up.

I can't believe I just typed that.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (nBr1j)

668 OT, when I lived in NY , I had my apartment window opened to the alley and was watching TV. I kept hearing what I thought was a very faint call for help. I finally got up , looked out the window but didn't see anything. Finally my curiosity got to me and I went out the building to the alley where I found an old woman who had fallen and broken her hip. I put my shirt under her head and tried to comfort her and told her I would call for help. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for taking too long to come to her aid. All I could do was laugh to myself. This is what I'd imagine Hillary would do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (A4DFu)

669 What if there were no men around to mansplain patriarchy to her and also hold her upright? We might be reading a fawning obituary instead. Damn you, toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (hUqh+)

670 It also would make sense to carry a walking stick (aka a cane) if you have balance issues and you are on uneven terrain.

Hikers in the Alps carry walking sticks.

But no, she's going to prove to the deplorables that we are wrong and she is the smartest/healthiest woman ever. And her speech just before the fall was full of hate for backwards America.

So she can slide down those stairs like it's a Slip N'Slide for all I care.

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (EBwPV)

671 660 I like how some people are going over this clip like the Zapruder film

But who was on the 6th floor of the Mumbai Book Repository?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (Dn4Uq)

672 I guess we now know why the Marines didn't take her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (vP84t)

673 660 I like how some people are going over this clip like the Zapruder film to explain how this could happen to anyone, and to chide anyone who thinks otherwise or that there's any humor to be had in it. Recreates what it was like to live through Hillary's campaign.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (BN6Vh)



And yet there are multiple people in this video all having no trouble descending these stairs.

Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (lKs2v)

674 India,Did you know they still have the Plague there?The PLAGUE.(Seinfeld reference)

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)

675


SHE IS BARONESS HILLARYMIN FATASS VAN WHOREKONNEN MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEDIA CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!!!

NOW GET OVER HERE AND EAT MY PUSSY!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (E9Iwj)

676 JJ Sefton also made a pun this AM in his article links about Hillary.

"...curried away by bodyguards."

For those who missed it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (/czxp)

677 There is no shame in having physical problems.
But Hillary and the MSM can't admit to them.
The Image takes precedence over reality.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (0jtPF)

678 481
-
What falls down stairs, with both her Au Pairs, and makes a gluggity sound?
Pissing...Gin Sling, a Horrific thing!
Everyone knows it's Hillry.

Posted by: irright at March 13, 2018 02:41 PM


Brings a tear to my eye.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

679 Remember, if ace makes another pun nobody say anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

680 Does anybody have her new email address? Because we need to send her a link to this thread.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (HgMAr)

681
Break dancing people, its break dancing!

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

682 "...curried away by bodyguards."

For those who missed it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 03:02 PM (/czxp)

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (nBr1j)

683 206 She's still going to run, though.

She'll make FDR circa 45 look lively, but she'll still run.

It will be glorious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 13, 2018 02:17 PM (vX2zy)

Hillary vs. Slow Joe vs. Fauxcohontas vs. Cameltoe Harris. Put them in leotards in a ring and supply folding chairs.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

684 I put my shirt under her head and tried to comfort her and told her I would call for help. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for taking too long to come to her aid. All I could do was laugh to myself. This is what I'd imagine Hillary would do.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (A4DFu)


Shoulda yanked the shirt out from under her head, and told to walk it off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vP84t)

685 Just needs more hot sauce

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (ICWiF)

686 I laugh at Michelle Obama's looks, not because she's ugly, but because the media tells me she's the most beautiful woman on earth.
=========

According to the media, Hillary and Chelsea were the most beautiful women on earth. That was until Michelle came along.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

687 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 02:57 PM (Dn4Uq)


All projection. Always projection with them.

Posted by: Mega at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (rv0Fo)

688 pretty sure we could do better

Posted by: The Daleks at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (PNcou)

689 Hillary vs. Slow Joe vs. Fauxcohontas vs. Cameltoe Harris. Put them in leotards in a ring and supply folding chairs.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)


C'mon, no wisecracks about Biden and Indians running a 7-11?

It's like I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vP84t)

690 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (8+Ozj)

691
Are you kidding? If it was Trump, it would be on the front page of every "news" site, and the opening to this week's SNL, followed probably by Congressional Hearings about "fitness".


Rermember the " Trump is afraid of stairs" meme that was around for a few news cycles because he holds onto the hand rails when going down stairs

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (lKyWE)

692 Someone could make a living out of dressing up like Hillary and doing parkour moves as a spoof and they try to play the fall off as a slip up after a long serious of strenuous tricks.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

693 I lay odds that she does not make it to 2020. The day she finally shuffles on to her next life it will be a national msm clown-show. She is not well and should stay in her little left wing bubble or go to prison. Either way I would be happy to never see or hear from her again.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

694 666 I AM IMMORTAL
Posted by: The Hag at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (rv0Fo)

Perfect.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (Dp6qK)

695 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?
............

Elephant mating season?

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

696 I want this video put to Benny Hill music, and I want it now.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (7PllL)

697 I've never enjoyed a slip and phaal as much as this one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (NWiLs)

698


"because the media tells me she's the most beautiful woman on earth"

Her big choppers barely fit in that mouth of hers.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (E9Iwj)

699 I picture Hillary walking into a press conference like that Tim Conway character--Mr Tuttle?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (nBr1j)

700 Hillary was offered a choice between taking the grade down in a motorized cart or falling down the stairs. Hillary chose the ladder.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (2Mnv1)

701 Ghee you guys are mean.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)

702 Can't wait for the communists here to yell at me over email! I'm actually kind of excited!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 13, 2018 02:53 PM (aW5/6)

You are funny. I wish I worked with you.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (Z48ZB)

703 686 I laugh at Michelle Obama's looks, not because she's ugly, but because the media tells me she's the most beautiful woman on earth.
=========

According to the media, Hillary and Chelsea were the most beautiful women on earth. That was until Michelle came along.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vg8iE)


What is it with leftists and the cults of personality, anyway? Most beautiful women in the world? Ya, no.

Kim Jong Whatever getting seven holes in one on his first golf outing? Not unless he had seven concubines out on the links.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (vP84t)

704 NOW GET OVER HERE AND EAT MY PUSSY!!!

I put up with a lot, but I'm glad I don't have to do that.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (kqsXK)

705 Recreates what it was like to live through Hillary's campaign.Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (BN6Vh)

Possibly not exactly like since-unless there were leftist trolls here in this thread I didn't see-all the commentators here voted for Trump, I expect..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (8+Ozj)

706 Equally as interesting is what she said while in India.
Who the hell is in charge of her messaging??? And did he/she/they really think that bad-mouthing women in the flyover states was a smart thing to say?
Moar Trump!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (0tfLf)

707


Could you imagine if that old woman fell and started rolling down those steps like some kind of beaten rug?

Oh man...

I would have to laugh, sorry. I mean, she does have that big ass to cushion the fall.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (E9Iwj)

708 688 pretty sure we could do better
Posted by: The Daleks at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (PNcou)


Seriously. I think R2D2 could do stairs better.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (+lOpA)

709 660 I like how some people are going over this clip like the Zapruder film to explain how this could happen to anyone, and to chide anyone who thinks otherwise or that there's any humor to be had in it. Recreates what it was like to live through Hillary's campaign.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:00 PM (BN6Vh)

-----

Exactly.

No one slipped but Hillary and she does it a lot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (U+nHb)

710 Hillary vs. Slow Joe vs. Fauxcohontas vs. Cameltoe Harris. Put them in leotards in a ring and supply folding chairs.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
-----------------------------------------------------
And Trump will be pissed that the dem debates have a larger viewing audience than him versus the corny flake, muffins, and mcMuffin.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (5NMZN)

711

Did none of the poses she studied teach the skill of placing more weight on one foot than the other?

Lol, I see she's also mimicking Trudeau in attire.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

712 She's old, bitter, sociopathic, POS and should be in jail or contemplating in some remote Italian villa the lives she has ruined just before she dies from lack of heart failure.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (pzA2L)

713 I recently got my mom to try curry - she spent her whole life thinking she hated it without trying it - and now she's a huge fan.

So, the other night she called me and asked why you never see beef curry and wondered why.

I had to explain about the cow thing with Hindus.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (Dn4Uq)

714 IMMORTAL
Posted by: The Hag at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (rv0Fo)


We've figured that out, Satan.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (TdMsT)

715 Hillary or Bill or RBG. Who's in you dead pool?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 03:07 PM (n+6mJ)

716 And yet there are multiple people in this video all having no trouble descending these stairs.

Yeah they tried the "could happen to anyone, normal" first when Hillary collapsed on 9/11 but instantly everyone sane pointed out the crowd of thousands who weathered this horrific event without a problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

717 Someone sent me a personal email and said they thought about posting the AP version and see if the communists thought that was "fake news" as well. Why don't these normal people have enough guts to tell the commies to screw off in public? Why do I get secret "atta girl"s instead?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 13, 2018 03:07 PM (aW5/6)

718 693 I lay odds that she does not make it to 2020. The day she finally shuffles on to her next life it will be a national msm clown-show. She is not well and should stay in her little left wing bubble or go to prison. Either way I would be happy to never see or hear from her again.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (0OmEj)


No, no, no. I want her in the middle of the Democrat primaries, slinging brickbats at Biden, Kameltoe, Fauxcahontas, and whoever else throws some item of apparel into the ring.

Then I want to watch her meltdown as she realizes she's yesterday's news, and won't get the nomination - but she knows where the bodies are.

Epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2018 03:07 PM (vP84t)

719 Just think if the two guys had not been there beside her.
Wheeee, all the way to the bottom.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

720 Somewhere there's a portrait of Hillary looking perpetually young and beautiful. Nobody explained the whole portrait of Dorian Grey thing to her.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (nBr1j)

721 701 Ghee you guys are mean.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)


Bunch'a korma chameleons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (fTKv+)

722 She's not the stuffed Alan Greenspan that John McCain promised us, but she's close.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (qFQBL)

723 Where exactly is the NY bollard? I want to pay my respects next time im in NYC.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (Z48ZB)

724 There is something refreshing about a shit-hole country that allows broken steps, no guards or rails, people can ride atop of trains, dozens of people are able to sit in the backs of Toyota pick-ups.

We've lost a lot of freedoms with our "safety first" living.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (tcwn1)

725 Exactly.

No one slipped but Hillary and she does it a lot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2018 03:06 PM (U+nHb)

What are you talking about? I slipped too.

*slips off pants*

*click!*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (xPTqL)

726 "You rarely see that much flexibility at that age."

OMG...

Posted by: Chris M at March 13, 2018 03:08 PM (eAZVt)

727 715 Hillary or Bill or RBG. Who's in you dead pool?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 13, 2018 03:07 PM (n+6mJ


Sonia Sodomizer. I bought her a subscription to the Candy of the Month club.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (fTKv+)

728 I picture Hillary walking into a press conference like that Tim Conway character--Mr Tuttle?

Tudball.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (kqsXK)

729 Just think if the two guys had not been there beside her.
Wheeee, all the way to the bottom.


Indians are remarkably good at containing their laughter.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (qFQBL)

730 Hillary Clinton probably has a number of health issues directly attributable to heavy drinking. A drunk knows a drunk. I also know--having worked with fellow alcoholics over the years--the toll alcoholism takes on the body and the mind.

Over time with heavy use, the cardiovascular system degrades--for that matter, all tissues degrade. The walls of veins and arteries thin and harden. That's why so many hardcore alcoholics bleed out. One day the carotid artery in your neck ruptures and--ssst--you're unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes.

That's the quick way out. The slow way involves the disintegration of the liver or becoming wet-brained and losing control of your mind.

As much as I dislike the woman, I wouldn't wish that kind of slow, tortuous death on anybody.

Posted by: troyriser at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (K8f5g)

731 627 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?


Maybe she was hoping Justin Trudeau was still there and they could do some Bollywood dancing together.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (aVYsC)

732 728 I picture Hillary walking into a press conference like that Tim Conway character--Mr Tuttle?

Tudball.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (kqsXK)

Of course.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (nBr1j)

733 She's working on her SPRAINZZZ.

Posted by: fly gal at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (8TdcF)

734 How come I'm picturing the movie Apocalypto where they threw the bodies down the temple steps.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (A4DFu)

735 dozens of people are able to sit in the backs of Toyota pick-ups.

Riding in the beds of pickups was still a common mode of transportation when I lived in small-town Texas in the mid-80s.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (Dn4Uq)

736 Someone sent me a personal email and said they thought about posting the AP version and see if the communists thought that was "fake news" as well. Why don't these normal people have enough guts to tell the commies to screw off in public? Why do I get secret "atta girl"s instead?

Because no one likes the harpies to swoop around and screech at them all damn day?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 13, 2018 03:10 PM (IZPn8)

737
And yet there are multiple people in this video all having no trouble descending these stairs.


Double-black diamond stairs. Those people will get theirs!

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2018 03:10 PM (2z74n)

738 Maybe she was hoping Justin Trudeau was still there and they could do some Bollywood dancing together.




Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (aVYsC)
Lord help me I can just picture it..

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

739 >>> No, no, no. I want her in the middle of the Democrat primaries, slinging brickbats at Biden, Kameltoe, Fauxcahontas, and whoever else throws some item of apparel into the ring.

Then I want to watch her meltdown as she realizes she's yesterday's news, and won't get the nomination - but she knows where the bodies are.

Epic.

This ^^^

Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2018 03:10 PM (cHbmY)

740 Nobody photoshop a golf ball hitting her in the head yet...TWICE?

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

741 https://tinyurl.com/y7ehb8n7

What she wore to the speech where she heaped scorn on 2/3 of the country.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (dQJCS)

742 Yeah, I don't care who you voted for Fenelon. I understand when someone is in effect calling me a deplorable, and it's tiresome to be on the receiving end if that kind of moralizing, especially over a gag post and irreverant jokey comments that no one intends to be taken all that seriously.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (BN6Vh)

743 707






Could you imagine if that old woman fell and started rolling down those steps like some kind of beaten rug?



Oh man...



I would have to laugh, sorry. I mean, she does have that big ass to cushion the fall.





Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 13, 2018 03:05 PM (E9Iwj)


I'm thinking she folds over at the knees and slides all the way down the stairs sitting on her own calves. Screaming the whole way gaining speed till she hits level ground and faceplants. She rolls around on the ground looking for her hat before she does anything else. She stands up and her pants are all shredded from the knee downs and bleeding profusely, Looks up at everyone else still on the stairs and waves them down.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (ymnmz)

744 We've lost a lot of freedoms with our "safety first" living.

Seems like we could find some sort of middle ground, though. More toward India, but maybe not that crazy.

Maybe she was hoping Justin Trudeau was still there and they could do some Bollywood dancing together.

Mother of God it would be like Elaine from Sienfeld and Billy Squier doing a dance off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (39g3+)

745 Posted by: troyriser at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (K8f5g)

I think that's accurate..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (8+Ozj)

746 >>>674 India,Did you know they still have the Plague there?The PLAGUE.(Seinfeld reference)

she shouldh've borrowed george's timberlands

Posted by: stairs at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (SJBL7)

747 Dang I missed the Tillerson thread...

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

748 Exactimundo. Its not them, its the press and the
leftist culture lying in my face. I feel bad for Hillary falling down
and hurting herself. I feel bad for Michelle Obama being told her
hideous and ridiculous outfits are the zenith of human beauty and
culture while people snicker at her. Its the people saying that stuff
that infuriate me. the people deliberately, strategically lying to my
face without a wink when its their JOB to tell the facts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)

**
I feel not a pang of regret for making fun of this disgusting, lying grafting whore - she is anti American communist socialist criminal.

Not a pang.
Righteous anger . . . check it out . . . it's fanTASTic!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

749 My wife would have been happy to cancel out my vote. But then her Girl Scout troupe co-leader convinced her to MAGA with Trump. Lots of deplorable women out there too!

Posted by: Chris M at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (eAZVt)

750 Someone sent me a personal email and said they thought about posting the AP version and see if the communists thought that was "fake news" as well. Why don't these normal people have enough guts to tell the commies to screw off in public? Why do I get secret "atta girl"s instead?
...
Because no one likes the harpies to swoop around and screech at them all damn day?
...
If we don't start screeching back, louder, they win.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (aW5/6)

751 but she knows where the bodies are

Is that from the hitmen sending her confirmation photos?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (IZPn8)

752 Hmmm. I notice Huma didn't try to catch her.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

753 Riding in the beds of pickups was still a common mode of transportation when I lived in small-town Texas in the mid-80s.

When I was in high school in the mid-late '70s our math teacher would after school load several of us in the bed of her pickup to take us up to computer class at another school that had that kind of stuff, where our school did not.

This was in San Francisco. And our school in the western part of the city even had a JROTC program and a rifle team.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (qFQBL)

754 There would be less ridicule around here if comedians would just find something funny about Hillary.
Well, maybe not, there would still be ridicule.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (nBr1j)

755 Hillary is in India to try out for the lead in "Indira";

https://tinyurl.com/yajdvyzb

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (3DZIZ)

756 it's tiresome to be on the receiving end if that kind of moralizing

Be nice. It doesn't hurt this place to have someone reminding us that there are limits and to be charitable. If the only thing that separates us from our enemies is the target, who cares who wins?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

757
The Vodka Macarena

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (r+sAi)

758 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (BN6Vh)

I wasn't calling anyone a deplorable, I was understanding where Grammy Winger's post was coming from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (8+Ozj)

759 That's the quick way out. The slow way involves the disintegration of the liver or becoming wet-brained and losing control of your mind.

As much as I dislike the woman, I wouldn't wish that kind of slow, tortuous death on anybody.
Posted by: troyriser at March 13, 2018 03:09 PM (K8f5g)


You are a much better person than I am.

I want her to SUFFER.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (TdMsT)

760 741 https://tinyurl.com/y7ehb8n7

What she wore to the speech where she heaped scorn on 2/3 of the country.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (dQJCS)


Hugo Boss would be appropriate, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (fTKv+)

761 Speaking as a woman who used to live in a flyover state and now lives in a nobody-goes-there state, Hillary lives precariously in an ivory tower of elitism, from which she is incapable of descending without crashing headlong down some stairs.

It is somewhat telling that she has to fly to India to find an audience for her USA-bashing nonsense, and remarkable that she feels the need to do so. Who is paying her for this, anyway? It isn't like she still has power or influence. Even if she used to know where the bodies were buried, nobody cares any more. That leverage has passed its sell-by date.

And so has she.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (7UW64)

762 Just occurred to me- when did Huma re-join Team Cackles?


I thought they were on the outs....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (jjaLl)

763 You'd think someone named after Sir Edmund Hillary would be better and going up and coming down.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (nBr1j)

764 Hmmm. I notice Huma didn't try to catch her.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM

She's in the will.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (2NqXo)

765 >>>696 I want this video put to Benny Hill music, and I want it now.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2018 03:04 PM (7PllL)

This one's pretty good:

72 ace, check out the music video version

https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/973553768179658752
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 13, 2018 02:07 PM (hMwEB)

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (U6XUk)

766 Bill put butter on the soles of her sandals for good luck. He sure loves that woman.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (hUqh+)

767 741 https://tinyurl.com/y7ehb8n7



What she wore to the speech where she heaped scorn on 2/3 of the country.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (dQJCS)


Honestly, it is one of her better looks. Compared to what she wore the Cher fundraiser ..'oven mitt'

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

768 Ooompah loompah
Doopity do,
I've got a slip'ry
Staircase for you!

Posted by: TCDD, Pointin and laughin' at March 13, 2018 03:15 PM (uXH5Q)

769 Gah, is the MSM ever told anything close to the truth, an elderly woman falling down the steps would not be an issue. An elderly man (remember PDJT and Hillary are within a year of each other), even much healthier than his past opponent, not playing games with stairs is evidence of some kind of debility.

Guess us old deplorables in flyover are not capable of recognizing age. Hollyweird nonsense.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

770 https://tinyurl.com/y7ehb8n7

What she wore to the speech where she heaped scorn on 2/3 of the country.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 13, 2018 03:11 PM (dQJCS)
...........

Good grief. Never heard of an ironing board?

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

771 Notice the way she tailored her Deplorables speech to please the locals, with that "Trump voters hate Indians too" line?

Truly shameless.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (Dn4Uq)

772 There is nothing funny about piaps. I she did go head first and never recovered, good riddance. *spit* and she can take her sob husband with her.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (pzA2L)

773 I want her to SUFFER.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (TdMsT)

Me, too, and I am fine with that, knowing she would just as soon see me die to further her political career.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (Dp6qK)

774 They's comedy gold to be mined by SNL.

Imagine a hybrid of Kate McKinnon's Hillary and Molly Shannon's Mary Katherine Gallagher .

Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

775 It just kills me that this was the woman who thought her rainbow maosuit was a fashion statement that was her brand. I can imagine just what the Spring line for fashion designers was going to be in 2017. Like the old Wendy's commercial...

Is next, Daywear
very nice
Is next Eveninkvear...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)

776 that's really Hillary? Looks like Oliver Hardy in drag.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (KxbBq)

777 They's comedy gold to be mined by SNL.

Imagine a hybrid of Kate McKinnon's Hillary and Molly Shannon's Mary Katherine Gallagher .
Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

Superstar is a guilty pleasure movie of mine,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (A4DFu)

778 >> Hmmm. I notice Huma didn't try to catch her.


Busy texting

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

779 Breaking News: Palestinians unhappy that a real spy is taking over the agency! They have decided to start wearing suicide vests only on every other Tuesday.

Posted by: goon at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (EaQ6/)

780 Now if Trump makes a trip to India and Melania wears a sari, its swoon time.

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

781 I find it hard to believe people in India care about What Happened.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (nBr1j)

782 There is something refreshing about a shit-hole country that allows broken steps, no guards or rails, people can ride atop of trains, dozens of people are able to sit in the backs of Toyota pick-ups.

We've lost a lot of freedoms with our "safety first" living.
Posted by: washrivergal



That's where the value of life is measured in cents.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (hrMmk)

783 761 Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 03:14 PM (7UW64)

What see said is merely the way the left views this country and its people. She cannot merely state that she lost because a majority of voters disagreed with her on policy issues because that would confer upon those people equality and legitimacy.

No, those who did not vote for her are sick, ignorant, evil, easily manipulated or all of the above. Their worldview and the candidate that embodied it are one in the same and therefore had to be mocked and scorned.

It is what it is. As is she.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (fTKv+)

784 If we don't start screeching back, louder, they win.


If we calmly and quietly mock them, to their face, they become unhinged and HR has a talk with them about being disruptive in the workplace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (IZPn8)

785 They's comedy gold to be mined by SNL.

And that's the other infuriating thing. The studious, deliberate avoiding of any humor that is so richly available by popular culture because it would hurt the narrative. You people deserve to fail and be humiliated for such a grotesque betrayal of your very reason for existence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)

786 wow...she's like godzilla's drunk whore...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (7j/fW)

787 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (Dn4Uq)

Yes; It was really bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (8+Ozj)

788
Notice the way she tailored her Deplorables speech to please the locals, with that "Trump voters hate Indians too" line?


She bashed Trump voters as misogynist in a country were women are for the most part still treated as second class citizens

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (lKyWE)

789 C'mon, the sandals were fine Italian leather and the steps were sandy.

Not a standard run or rise either.

OTOH I just spent the AM with a bunch of little old ladies at the food pantry and even the decrepit clients get around or know to have help in advance.

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (FhXTo)

790
The Cha Cha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

791 Kate McKinnon's Hillary is pretty funny, especially the way she does the forced, awkward laughing. Considering she's a huge Hillary supporter, it's a pretty vicious impersonation.

I do find Kate McKinnon highly overrated in general though. When she'snot doing Hillary she's usually pretty meh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (Dn4Uq)

792 784 If we don't start screeching back, louder, they win.


If we calmly and quietly mock them, to their face, they become unhinged and HR has a talk with them about being disruptive in the workplace.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (IZPn


There are ways to engage and defeat them that are effective and consequence free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (fTKv+)

793 Nood Ace

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 03:20 PM (hrMmk)

794 2. Why is this funny?

(a) Nothing is actually hurt but her pride and vanity

(b) she was too proud to be careful and slipped twice when once would have been enough for anybody

(c) Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: SarahW, testing supervisor for the Eastern District at March 13, 2018 03:20 PM (Sp1NT)

795 Getting hundreds of thousands of dollars talking about men in racist, misogynistic states with a low GDP telling the wives they must vote for Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:01 PM (8+Ozj)


She really can't understand how any woman could possibly acquiesce to her husband's wishes, can she?

Nor can she understand that some husbands really do have their wives' best interests at heart.

And her demeaning of women who have actual brains and can figure things out for themselves?

Bloody hell, that woman misses the mark by a mile.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2018 03:20 PM (7UW64)

796 She bashed Trump voters as misogynist in a country were women are for the most part still treated as second class citizens
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (lKyWE)



And there's a class of people called "Untouchables".

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2018 03:20 PM (+lOpA)

797
701 Ghee you guys are mean.

south-asian clarified butter?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2018 03:21 PM (v3pYe)

798 what is she doing in India anyway? Vacation?
............

She likes to bathe in rivers.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

799 Is she doing a world tour now? She has a lot of connections from being Secretary of State, so it really isn't a surprise she may have been invited to speak.

But it is pathetic that she is spouting this drivel, and like a fish story, has even added to it. Unless that was the topic she was suppose to speak on.

She could have risen above this loss, but instead she has chained herself to it.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 13, 2018 03:21 PM (/czxp)

800 -
--

wow...she's like godzilla's drunk whore...


Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM

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Nope. Mothra is much hotter. I wouldn't touch Hillary with King Kong's dick.


Posted by: Godzilla at March 13, 2018 03:21 PM (pMGkg)

801 Hillary is not a plantigrade nor a digitigrade. I think she may be a 'tardigrade.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxndOd3kmSs

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 13, 2018 03:22 PM (/qEW2)

802 How can she watch the steps? She can't see over the awning she's wearing.

Posted by: Ladyl

That's what I thought as well. That awning was ballooning up and she can't see her feet.

But remember, they mocked Trump for the way he held a water bottle.

Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2018 03:22 PM (oiNtH)

803 Land Shark: Knock knock.
Sonia: Who's there?
Land Shark: Candygram!
Sonia: I didn't order any candy.
Land Shark: J.J. sent it.
Sonia: I don't know any J.J.
Land Shark: It's free candy, ma'am.
Sonia: Oh, okay. (opens door) Gaaaaahhhhhhh!
Land Shark: Nom nom nom.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 13, 2018 03:22 PM (2NqXo)

804 791 Kate McKinnon's Hillary is pretty funny, especially the way she does the forced, awkward laughing. Considering she's a huge Hillary supporter, it's a pretty vicious impersonation.

I do find Kate McKinnon highly overrated in general though. When she'snot doing Hillary she's usually pretty meh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 13, 2018 03:19 PM (Dn4Uq)
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McKinnon's Hillary is pretty damn good. On par with Hammond's Billy Jeff.

Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)

805 778
>> Hmmm. I notice Huma didn't try to catch her.





Busy texting

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

Huma was skipping down the stairs texting on a phone and giving Chlamydia Thundershart the, "OMG WTF is going on now!" look. Then quick head swivel for cameras was funny.

Yep the fall could have happened to anyone. I would really like to know what was up the night of Benghazi. Drunk on the floor for sure.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)

806 Nood Ace

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2018 03:20 PM (hrMmk)
.......

Darn it. I was just getting warmed up.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

807 Ooompah loompah

Doopity do,

I've got a slip'ry

Staircase for you!

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A real LOL.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 13, 2018 03:23 PM (pw+jk)

808 Oh, I agree, Fenelon. It was Grammie who was in effect calling us deplorables. The whole "doesn't anyone here have a mother" smacks strongly of "have you no decency, sir." Sorry, I'm not going to be made to feel bad about this. Not because I wish any ill on HRC, but because I think I'm entitled to have some irreverent fun at the expense of my betters and political adversaries.

(There's nothing personal about this. Grammie is, as near as I can tell, a fine person. I just disagree with her on this.)

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:23 PM (BN6Vh)

809 Dang I missed the Tillerson thread...
Posted by: IC at March 13, 2018 03:12 PM (a0IVu)


hehe, I've missed days of threads. No way to catch up. Must move forward.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2018 03:24 PM (fceHP)

810 sobriety of Betty Ford

AFAIK Betty died 30+ years sober.

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2018 03:24 PM (FhXTo)

811 With all her health problems I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary doesn't make it to 2020, and I didn't come up with this-but someone on another site suggested that if things get too hot for Hillary and there's any risk of her taking down anyone she will be dispatched by the Clinton Crime Syndicate,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2018 03:24 PM (8+Ozj)

812 Hmmm. I notice Huma didn't try to catch her.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)
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She probably knows that at Hillary's age and with her health issues, the flesh will slide off the bone like a well-cooked chicken. She couldn't risk it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2018 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

813 >>>769 (remember PDJT and Hillary are within a year of each other)
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2018 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

I did not know that.

Posted by: m at March 13, 2018 03:31 PM (U6XUk)

814 it's tiresome to be on the receiving end if that
kind of moralizing, especially over a gag post and irreverant jokey
comments that no one intends to be taken all that seriously.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls



+1000

Posted by: woody summer at March 13, 2018 03:34 PM (IkIB1)

815 I managed to convince my never-trump mate that

(A) Trump could actually win, and the meteor didn't actually get on the ballot
(B) it would be hilarious if he did
(C) He would get pushback on everything, whereas Hillary would get none
(D) Hillary has been gunning for the first amendment since 1996 at least, and is a criminal, but the first amendment would gain new value in a Trump presidency


Actually I was dead wrong about that last bit in (D), it seems the first amendment is too dangerous because people might here wrong and fake stuff. So all we got was a double down of HRC ca. 1996, only with more "RACIST."

Posted by: SarahW at March 13, 2018 03:35 PM (Sp1NT)

816 "It was acute comment"

If no one else said it-

Don't be obtuse.

Posted by: TCDD, Pointin and laughin' at March 13, 2018 03:41 PM (uXH5Q)

817 I meant to call no one a deplorable, nor to make any judgments as to motive or character. I was just describing my own reaction.


I have loathed Hillary Clinton for nearly thirty years. I think she's evil. Truly and not in a metaphorical way. I was just reminded of my own mother falling and breaking a hip, and the clip didn't hit in the same way as most others. That's all. Just a personal anecdote, not meant to disparage anyone. I apologize.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 03:42 PM (fD4nI)

818 It's very gracious of you to offer an apology, but unnecessary and I hope you'll never do it for my benefit again. There's something faintly ridiculous about one of the forum's nicest posters extending an apology to a prick like me. I should have taken into account your personal experience, and read your comment more charitably than I did, but I'm an insensitive lummox, so I didn't. Sorry.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 13, 2018 03:54 PM (BN6Vh)

819 Bear - cut me a check for 3 grand and we'll pretend this never happened.

Posted by: grammie winger - at March 13, 2018 03:59 PM (fD4nI)

820 Perhaps she should bring along a portable stair lift. Or a breeches buoy.

Posted by: Super Genius at March 13, 2018 04:12 PM (DGD99)

821 Gravity grabbed her by the butthole but her aides denied Gravity its due.

Let her fall, Science Deniers!!

Posted by: thesgm at March 13, 2018 04:13 PM (1gjtF)

822 That rules out any issues with the stairs like they were slippery or broken and uneven.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 13, 2018 02:45

Look again closely. Both times where she steeped the stairs were broken. Now why she couldn't see that who knows.

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2018 04:17 PM (lfXAE)

823 Look again closely. Both times where she steeped the stairs were broken. Now why she couldn't see that who knows.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2018 04:17 PM (lfXAE)

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Noticed that also and yeah, my first thought was along the lines of "is she blind or something?"

Posted by: Blake at March 13, 2018 04:45 PM (qC1Sy)

824 Ace, after reading the post I was going to chastise you for the lack of rapier repartee that you usually put into your Hillary posts.

But after seeing that video, damn man. I applaud your restraint and your ability to balance your wit with what the moment requires. That was a sight gag extraordinaire and it was fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at March 13, 2018 06:27 PM (y/d40)

825 First her new rationale for why she lost the election, and now this "trip" down a flight of stairs. I'm starting to think this woman is so full of anger she can't even see (or walk) straight.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at March 13, 2018 07:17 PM (MqzWH)

826 Test

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2018 09:54 PM (0t14c)

827 FOOT DROP: possible a stroke.
The sufferer lifts the foot higher at the knee and hip to prevent dragging the foot.

Posted by: obsidian at March 14, 2018 01:12 PM (ARK2U)

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